Hoppe In The House! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.16.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I see what's going on with these brats.

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TMZ has learned that the Alex versus Alex beef

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has no singular explosive moment behind it. It's

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just two blondes that think they're better than

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each other. It's just a slow burn that's boiling

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over again. So let me give you a recap of everything

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you need to know. Sources close to the situation

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tell us the drama all kind of started when Earl

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teamed up with Cooper to launch the Hot Mess

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podcast. Oh, yeah, we all loved it. Through the

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Unwell Network. They started not really seeing

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eye to eye. The dynamic shifted. Yeah, you know,

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I hope Cooper is just thinking she's smarter

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than everybody. Even though she has ghostwriters.

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And then things really hit the fan. Which makes

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you wonder if she's even good at sex. In February

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of 2025, when Earl's contract was up, our sources

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say that Cooper and the Unwell Network weren't

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giving Earl what she felt she deserved. Yeah,

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you know, it's really weird. Like, she looks

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just like Alex Cooper, just basic blonde. And

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that it wasn't just a singular issue, but a combo

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of business and personal disagreement. All right,

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so there's that. And let's see if we can unpack

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this a little more. See if we can unbutton it

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a little more. This headline just does not want

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to go away. Alex Earl. Hey, girl. The passive

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aggressive repost. I love how Alex Cooper is

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acting like she's not passive aggressive. The

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likes and the commenting on things. I got to

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call you out here. You need to get specific and

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just say what you got to say about me. We think

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you're talented, but kind of a brat. No NDA.

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No one is stopping you. Because I'm really tired

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of waking up and... You know what this is? This

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is Tampa Radio reference. This is like Boba versus

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Kelta. They're the absolute same person. They

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look alike. They do the same thing. And they're

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just threatened. Seeing you using this big drama

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to distract from other going online for you.

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Not interested. Alex Earl commenting on Alex

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Cooper's TikTok writing, okay, on it. Yeah, she

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didn't know what to say, but she's a moron. This

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comes after the ongoing feud. Rumors seem to

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be reaching a boiling point after. Oh, yeah.

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Earl reposted this TikTok made from this woman

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named the Bravo Mom, who had a lot of followers,

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but she's like commenting on Call Her Daddy while

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in her car. There is nothing more pathetic than

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a car selfie video on TikTok. It's low production.

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It shows that you're very impulsive and you think

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you're smarter than us. by the Bravo Mom, where

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she shared her take on Alex Cooper's drama -filled

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interviews on Call Her Daddy. Yeah, you know,

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you want to have an interesting interview, heaven

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forbid. Oh, but the Bravo Mom chimed in. Oh,

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the real genius. Honestly, compare Alex Cooper

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to an ambulance chaser. You just had the most

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horrific accident of your life. You're, you know,

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hanging on by a thread. So are you. Who the hell

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is the Bravo Mom? You got a lot of followers,

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but... Who are you, honey? Don't know if you're

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gonna make it, and she's the first one there.

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Alex Earl was a guest on Call Her Daddy back...

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So there's that, and then there's this. Alex

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Earl reveals the exact moment she saw Alex Cooper's

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video about their ongoing feud. She was getting

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plaid by Tom Brady a bit. The influencer's friends

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film the moment she learned of Alex Cooper's

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viral TikTok, urging Alex Earl to address their

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beef head -on. Oh, yeah! You can address me head

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-on whenever... The influencer's friends filmed

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the moment she learned of Alex Cooper's viral

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TikTok video, urging Alex Earl to address their

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beat head on. They really like that line, head

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on. Over an April 14th TikTok video, if you're

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wondering, this is how I was woken up the morning

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after Coachella. Oh, this is totally not staged.

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No wonder you got let go from the Unwell Network.

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You're not funny. No, I don't usually dress this

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kind of stuff because... Oh, this is so fake!

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Why is everything fake? You'd be good on a prank

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call morning show. It feels like a waste of time

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and honestly, no. This is how boring you are,

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Alex, is that you're pretending you didn't know

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about it, honey. I'm gonna look like I just woke

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up in bed. Wow. I hate to say it, but, um, I

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would say that Alex Cooper won that battle. I

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would say she came out on top. She probably likes

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doing it on top. I am so stupid. Alrighty. I

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saw this, Helen. And this made me absolutely

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mad, and I thought about how I was going to address

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this last night. I think about what I'm going

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to say the next, you know, it seems like it's

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off the cuff, but there's a point to this. Okay.

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I do think in domestic violence situations, when

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a man hits a woman, it's a hundred times worse

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than when a woman hits a man, because men have

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testosterone, men have adrenaline, men have muscles.

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So it's totally not fair when a man beats up

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a woman. But just because it is worse than a

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man does it, does not mean that women should

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be able to get away with it. And when I saw this

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headline, this made me mad. Because this is setting

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a precedent that women can beat up men. And I

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don't want to hear from the Taylor -Frankie -Paul

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fans. Well, first of all, if you're a fan of

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her, you're a moron. But I don't want to hear,

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oh, well, you know, you don't know what the man

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did before. That's what's said about men when

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everything about women. It's a double standard.

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And because Taylor Frankie Paul is hot, she gets

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away with it. But she'll always be remembered

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as a deadbeat mom and a sociopathic loser. Reality

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TV star Taylor Frankie Paul will not face new

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criminal charges. Oh, that's good. If it wasn't

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video, I would maybe hit it. We saw her beat

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the crap out of her dude. Now, he's a loser as

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well. Don't get me wrong here. But this is an

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embarrassment. This is why the world laughs at

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us. We allow domestic violence from women. From

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multiple domestic violence allegations. Yeah,

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here's the update in this one. Prosecutors in

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Utah say that some of the incidents didn't rise

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to a crime. Others didn't have a... Oh, Utah

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said so. There are a bunch of losers out there.

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Believe it in the Mormon cult. Of course, they're

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going to side with her. Again. It must be amazing

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being a woman. I'm not saying you should commit

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crimes and think that women should get away with

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it. And I'm not saying that. You know what I'm

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saying? What I'm trying to say is this. It drives

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me absolutely nuts to double standard that beautiful

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women can do whatever they want. They can sleep

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with their students, get 20 months probation.

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A man sleeps with his student, five years jail.

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A man beats up a woman, which is worse than a

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woman beating up a man, I will say. The man gets

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five years. A woman does it, no charges. And

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the women want equal rights. Women go, oh, we're

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not treated well in the workplace. If you want

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equal rights, then you should be charged equally.

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Enough evidence to move forward. The investigation

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involves... There's not enough evidence. You

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see her beating the crap out of them. This is

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her paying off the judge. Claims from her ex

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-partner with both sides accusing each other

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of abuse. And of course... So then charge him

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as well. This new video came. There's, she threw

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a, she threw a burst. Now that everybody was

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talking about the decision comes. You look at

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those eyes. She's a crazy broad. As the two of

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them continue to fight over protective orders.

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There's a court hearing set for later this month.

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And of course, listen, I'm glad that they brought

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a kid into the room. But can you imagine having

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both of those losers as your parents? That would

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suck. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, you may be beautiful.

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You're crazy, and you make women look bad. Oh,

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yeah! It is Friday Eve. I hope you appreciate

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the consistency of shows I put out, because next

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week I'll probably do one or two jumbo shows.

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But the thing is, I'm going home to Chicago,

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and I got a lot of people I got to see, because

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I'm so popular. Mm -hmm. I couldn't even say

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that with a normal voice. And now, back to the

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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97

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.7. Hey, it's Scott Rizzuto from The Riz Show

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in St. Louis, and you're listening to my man,

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Ryan Hoppy, on the Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy is your alternative to the typical

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morning show with fake dating segments. Welcome

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to Hoppy Hour. Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan

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Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

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now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,

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boom, the whole program's going to start. Okay,

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we'll hit it. All right. The semen was so big.

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Hello? Something completely different. Hoppy

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Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. We the man, we

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flyin' H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P

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-E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P -E Oh yeah! Ah, for

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the next two days, I will be in St. Petersburg,

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Florida! And then after that, I'm gonna be in

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the city. Not in Chicago! No! And in Minneapolis.

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And in honor of me being in Chicago. Let me turn

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this off. We got this new premiere called Hoppies

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in the House. Say turn it louder, turn it louder

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I got it Copies in the house, talk that talk,

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we call them all out From Chi -town blocks to

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the Tampa sun If you're scared of the truth,

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better start to run 6ix9ine, big mic, big talk

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Midwest made, now he run the Gulf Coast walk

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Morning show, but the topic's grown Spilling

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tea on your favorite phones blown Yeah, he laughing,

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he hits that line Rich and elite, y 'all out

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of your mind Red coffee room was messy in the

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sheets If they did dirt, he replayed the receipts

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Hey, hey, hey, hoppies in the house Hands up,

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hands up, wild in the crowd Say, hoppy hour,

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hoppy hour Say, turn it louder, turn it louder

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Hey, hey, hey, hoppies in the house Hands up,

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hands up, and I'm all out from I'm so freaking

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excited. I'm not excited about the layover in

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Atlanta. I'm going to see a lot of my radio friends.

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Oh, yeah. Do you want me to be honest? So last

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night, I was trying to get into mode of Chicago.

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I do this every year because it's a lot to fly

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home. I'm leaving my cat. I'm getting a cat sitter.

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And I'll get to that in a second. But I listen

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to old Chicago radio. To try to get into the

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zone And last night I was listening to Mancow's

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old CD Because I'm not one of the guys in radio

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That claims that I come up with original ideas

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I'll give credit to where I get ideas from So

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that song was called Hoppy's in the House Here

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is Mancow's in the House You'll see where I'm

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kind of going Yeah Yeah, I'm kicking it. I'm

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kicking it with the Rock 1035 crew, fool. So

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we're busting a little something something for

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you. Mad Cow's definitely in the house. So let's

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rock, Chicago. Come on now. Mad Cow was in the

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house. Mad Cow was in the house. Mad Cow was

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in the house. Mad Cow was in the house. Mad Cow

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was in the house. You see the vibe I was going

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for? That is a vibe. It'll get the girls going

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crazy. I got it. All right. I want to talk about

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something real quick. Why does everybody care

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if Joey Fatone goes to Mar -a -Lago or not? It's

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obvious we've heard from Lance Bass's husband

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that Joey Fatone doesn't know how to hold on

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to his money. And if you would have paid me to

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go to Mar -a -Lago, now I wouldn't be partaking

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in the sketchy things that go on in Mar -a -Lago.

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But you better believe I'd be there. Pay me $50

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,000 to perform Hoppy Hour. I might get banned

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for what I say about Trump. You can give me the

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money. Yesterday, I saw this guy on TikTok that

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I think is living a lie. You know what the lie

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is? It was this gay black guy and he goes, I

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am no longer gay and I have been surrendered

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and saved by Jesus. And I'm going on my first

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date with a woman. And I'm thinking, give it

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a little warm -up. She'll be going down on the

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guy. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Man,

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you know how serious I am about this podcast?

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And this job is the fact that I dream about board

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hopping. Drives me nuts! Maybe I've had so many

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traumatic moments, Florida being like when the

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C word went over the radio on the phone. Maybe

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they shouldn't have the producers editing it

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while on mushrooms. But that was very traumatic.

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So yesterday was tax day. I just, I don't like

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doing my taxes. I don't know if anybody likes

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doing their taxes. But, you know when I say that

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I usually never get recognized? When I get recognized

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in public, it's never when I'm with a hot -ass

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girl on a first date or looking dressed up at

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a comic bar. It's always when my hair's looking

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raggedy and I got a little bit of sand in my

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eyes. I was at the H &R Block on MLK and St.

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Pete. And I had this like 75 -year -old guy named

00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:15.320
Jim who did my taxes. Wasn't the friendliest

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guy, but you don't really need a friendly tax

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person. I was in and out in 45 minutes. I got

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to give him a good review. And this guy goes

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into the cubicle and goes, yo, what up, papi?

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And he gives me a knuckle. And then the guy was

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like, did you know that person? I was like, nope.

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Then I was explaining to him radio. Seemed very

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confused. I'm sad. So I want to see Soulja Boy.

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In concert. Oh, that'd be great. Crank that.

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Here's the problem. He's performing on May 9th.

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You know who else is performing on a May 9th?

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Is the artist known as Kid Cudi. And if I were

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to choose between Kid Cudi. And so did your boy

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with the opener of Lil Xan. I'm praying that

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she is Kid Cudi. His music speaks to me. So I'm

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hoping to manifest that it's a little overpriced

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because of those scumbags at Live Nation. So

00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:29.450
let's not let that go. One of my favorite comic

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bars. And my friend Kelly goes, did you hear

00:17:31.930 --> 00:17:34.589
that the new Aldi's is opening up on 4th Street?

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Oh, my God. I know I'm growing up. This is millennial.

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I'm getting older. That is the genuine excitement

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I had about an Aldi's being two minutes from

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my house. Made my day. It's also right next door

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to where I worked at, at 102 .5 The Bone. So

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I wonder if I'll see Dizzy, that little bitch.

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If I saw him, I'd have to literally put my neck

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down and look at him. Hey, buddy, I can barely

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see him. Go, Bang Max! You know what's one of

00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:13.200
the worst feelings? Man, you're at home, and

00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:16.640
you're trying to smoke a little bit. And you

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know what happens? Is your lighter dies. And

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I had this lighter that's been with me through

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a second stand. And the lighter just decides

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to not work last night. It's kind of like a downer.

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And it's like, well, I could go to 7 -Eleven.

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I've gotten really lazy recently. Thanks to Uber

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Eats and the thing known as Amazon. I never want

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to leave my house. One of my neighbors that moved

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out has this, like, circular chair. Or not chair.

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This circular table. And I just sit there and

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do my work. Mm -hmm. It's better not to have

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you around in general masses anyway. I offend

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them. And I have this new thing I've been doing.

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I'm obsessed with my screen time. Right now,

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I'm averaging 2 hours and 15 minutes on my cell

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phone. And my record is two hours and 32 minutes.

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And every week I try to do it less and less.

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Now my screen time on my laptop is a lot different.

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But that's me doing work and overthinking things.

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It's an interesting thing. You don't realize

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how much you grab your phone until you try to,

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you know, grab your phone. I do a checklist on

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Google Keep. Everyone talks about Google Docs,

00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:44.299
but Google Keep is kind of like a Post -it note

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app kind of. And you write down what you got

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to do. And when you're done, sometimes I have

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that void where I'm done with work for the day.

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Like today, I got to make like seven, eight videos.

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And I'm doing the Hammer and Hank show. So it's

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going to be a very busy day. I saw that that

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girl passed away. She was like 18 or 19. She

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passed away from the consumptions of energy drinks.

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And of course, my mom messages me a message about

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how she's worried about my energy drink consumption.

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Now I have it in the Yeti cup in the studio because

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we cannot have any open drinks here at the studio.

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I'm going to drink on it real quick in her honor.

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Listen, do I think energy drinks are good for

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me? No. Do I kind of need them to operate when

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I've done 94 hoppy hours this year and hammer

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and hang shows combined? and made 370 videos

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with 70 downloads. Shut up, bro. Yeah, I would

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say I probably need the adrenaline. I'll die

00:20:49.130 --> 00:20:52.109
of something. Let me take a sip of this prime

00:20:52.109 --> 00:20:57.910
energy. By the way, a little PSA. I know the

00:20:57.910 --> 00:21:01.549
prices of energy drinks have gone up. Everyone's

00:21:01.549 --> 00:21:06.839
freaking out. If you go to Wawa on 4th Street,

00:21:06.940 --> 00:21:09.400
I'm not sure if other Wawas are doing it. They

00:21:09.400 --> 00:21:12.980
have not one of the skinny prime energies that's

00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:15.359
the size of Logan Paul's penis. No, one of the

00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:18.299
big ones that's the size of mine. Yeah, they

00:21:18.299 --> 00:21:22.500
have a BOGO. $1 .99 for one that's the size of

00:21:22.500 --> 00:21:26.059
like a Monster Energy. Oh, yeah. Y 'all be ready

00:21:26.059 --> 00:21:28.160
to go. That's it, that song. We're ready to go

00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:33.200
right now. So last night, had an interesting

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night. I paid for the NBA package this year.

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It's actually affordable, unlike those scumbags

00:21:41.130 --> 00:21:45.569
over at the NFL. But here's the problem, ladies

00:21:45.569 --> 00:21:48.230
and gentlemen, boys and girls. There's a lot

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of times when it's a meaningless game in January.

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It's hard to have the attention span. Last night.

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The Golden State Warriors won the first game

00:21:57.680 --> 00:22:00.640
of the play -in tournament as the 10th seed,

00:22:00.700 --> 00:22:02.720
being not the 9th seed Clippers. And we'll break

00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:05.599
it down more during Happy's Hoops. But all I

00:22:05.599 --> 00:22:11.000
got is Stephen Curry, my hero. Mm -hmm. Man,

00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.559
he hit that three -pointer to take the lead and

00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:17.599
never looked back. But you know what I'm realizing?

00:22:17.740 --> 00:22:21.559
That I'm getting a little older. I used to be

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able to watch an NBA game until 1 a .m. and be

00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:31.079
asleep at 1 .05 a .m. Man, I did not go to bed

00:22:31.079 --> 00:22:38.619
until probably around 2 .30. I am dragging ass

00:22:38.619 --> 00:22:43.740
right now. I don't know how people do it. I don't

00:22:43.740 --> 00:22:47.059
know if I can club anymore. Seems like a lot

00:22:47.059 --> 00:22:56.440
of stress. So I'm flying this weekend. And I'm

00:22:56.440 --> 00:22:59.839
actually flying. Let me see here. I'm going on

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a combined three flights. One to Atlanta and

00:23:03.259 --> 00:23:05.720
one to Chicago. I don't want to be in Atlanta.

00:23:09.140 --> 00:23:14.019
But then I'm going to Minneapolis for three days

00:23:14.019 --> 00:23:16.359
after being in Chicago for five days. And there's

00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:20.089
two parts. I really wish you could bring your

00:23:20.089 --> 00:23:22.890
own liquids on the plane. I get why they don't

00:23:22.890 --> 00:23:25.910
do it. But my God, I would love nothing more

00:23:25.910 --> 00:23:28.650
than just to bring some coffee, bring some energy

00:23:28.650 --> 00:23:33.670
drinks and be good to go. The food's going to

00:23:33.670 --> 00:23:36.470
be overpriced and I'm going to be stuck in Atlanta.

00:23:39.730 --> 00:23:41.769
But at least I got to see my radio friends, have

00:23:41.769 --> 00:23:45.970
Chicago food and see my family. Oh my God, am

00:23:45.970 --> 00:23:48.619
I going to miss my camp? These past few days,

00:23:48.700 --> 00:23:51.440
I've been just hanging out with Luna. She has

00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:53.599
no idea. I wish I could put into her brain a

00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:55.420
little chip that says, Dad's going to be gone

00:23:55.420 --> 00:24:00.619
for eight days. It'll all work out. That's going

00:24:00.619 --> 00:24:04.099
to be her. I had to go on to site rover .com.

00:24:05.339 --> 00:24:10.779
The good rover site. And let me tell you, I hired

00:24:10.779 --> 00:24:12.980
this woman who seems like a really good cat lady.

00:24:13.500 --> 00:24:16.059
Not too crazy, but passionate about cats. She

00:24:16.059 --> 00:24:18.779
had like over a thousand reviews. And it's 20

00:24:18.779 --> 00:24:20.460
bucks a day and she's going to go there and feed

00:24:20.460 --> 00:24:23.559
my cat. But I'm not saying my house is messy

00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:25.880
because it's not. But there's a difference between

00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:33.759
having a whiner and having a guy over. And what

00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:35.440
happened, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:24:35.599 --> 00:24:40.119
is last night I was scrubbing. trying to get

00:24:40.119 --> 00:24:42.359
ready to have this woman over on rover .com.

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And what happens is you have to like request

00:24:48.299 --> 00:24:50.779
people. And my mom was freaking out. She's like,

00:24:50.839 --> 00:24:52.220
I don't know if you'll be able to get someone

00:24:52.220 --> 00:24:54.920
in time. So I go on the site and I applied for

00:24:54.920 --> 00:24:56.920
like five people and all five people hit me up.

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And it's probably the douchiness in me. But I

00:25:03.180 --> 00:25:06.319
did this thing where I only got back to the woman

00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:10.019
I actually wanted. and then the rest of them,

00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:12.539
I just kind of blocked. I was like, sorry, I

00:25:12.539 --> 00:25:14.019
don't have the guts to say I don't need you.

00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:18.440
It's not that I'm a coward, I just don't have

00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:22.640
the energy. And finally, I don't even know what

00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:26.259
more we can say on this. Tampa Bay goes, why

00:25:26.259 --> 00:25:31.720
don't we get the respect of the big cities? Canales

00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:35.740
County, Hillsborough County. Hernando County

00:25:35.740 --> 00:25:40.099
is crazy. Pasco County is Pasco County. Manatee

00:25:40.099 --> 00:25:43.700
County, the Bay Area, always wants respect. But

00:25:43.700 --> 00:25:46.279
then they allowed Jeffrey Knight to just get

00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:49.500
away with taking a Hispanic man's life while

00:25:49.500 --> 00:25:54.400
he totally wasn't a mushroom. He was sober. And

00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:59.579
the fact that this area just allowed him to get

00:25:59.579 --> 00:26:03.339
away with it. I never, ever want to hear this

00:26:03.339 --> 00:26:05.740
area go, why don't we get respect? Because you

00:26:05.740 --> 00:26:09.359
let him get away with it. And that's your daily

00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:14.019
reminder that Jeffrey Knight is a scum. I'm back.

00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:19.680
All righty. Time for Hoppy's Inbox. It's time

00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:22.359
for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan

00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:27.690
Hoppy. So I did an AI Lego. Making fun of Alex

00:26:27.690 --> 00:26:31.569
Era. And, uh, you know, uh, what happened? Mm

00:26:31.569 --> 00:26:36.369
-hmm. Meredith from Orlando and the Freak Show

00:26:36.369 --> 00:26:42.230
and Wild 94 and 199. Here's the thing, ladies

00:26:42.230 --> 00:26:43.910
and gentlemen, boys and girls. She commented,

00:26:44.170 --> 00:26:47.789
I think this is a prettier version of me is what

00:26:47.789 --> 00:26:49.849
Meredith said. And I said, oh, don't talk yourself

00:26:49.849 --> 00:26:52.609
down. You're beautiful inside and out. Also,

00:26:52.730 --> 00:26:56.170
Alex and Alex are not as genuine or cool as you.

00:26:57.049 --> 00:27:00.930
So then I shared this video. It's on my Facebook.

00:27:01.369 --> 00:27:07.369
Meredith has a new show. It's called Headline

00:27:07.369 --> 00:27:10.470
and High Heels of Meredith. It's going to be

00:27:10.470 --> 00:27:15.529
on RHS TV, Apple TV, Roku, Amazon Fire. Follow

00:27:15.529 --> 00:27:19.150
Meredith to learn more about him. And in honor

00:27:19.150 --> 00:27:23.470
of the radio legend that is known as Meredith.

00:27:24.619 --> 00:27:27.420
I worked with NJ. I worked with Orlando. It's

00:27:27.420 --> 00:27:35.839
time for the Mayor Horn. Mm -hmm. Awesome. Someone

00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:39.700
comments, Ryan, thank you for calling out the

00:27:39.700 --> 00:27:41.880
double standards when it comes to women getting

00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.019
away with crimes. Your words are appreciated.

00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:51.160
Thank you, my friend. That's what I'm here for.

00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:57.599
That's why Hoppy's in the house. Enough of that.

00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:05.380
Let's see what's going on on Instagram. It's

00:28:05.380 --> 00:28:08.880
just like an HPV board. It won't go on. I'm Neil

00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:12.799
Long. He's a hot ass cougar. Which, by the way,

00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:22.000
everyone knows I love my cougars. She said that

00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.599
she loves dating young men because they're fun

00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:28.000
and they go home. I think if you're looking for

00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:31.599
a partner, you have to be actively out there

00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:34.819
in order to meet. But I also am not in that space

00:28:34.819 --> 00:28:37.960
right now. So in the meantime, in the meantime,

00:28:38.140 --> 00:28:41.079
men are not a priority. There seems to be an

00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.000
uptick in women enjoying the company of younger

00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:49.160
men. Hell yeah. We can go to power town. Uh huh.

00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:51.839
I like this idea. I'm a big fan of this. I love

00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:54.539
it. Why not? Isn't that a sin yet? See, I told

00:28:54.539 --> 00:28:56.480
you I'm not really out there. I gotta get out

00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:59.779
there. Come on, dude. You gotta do it. On the

00:28:59.779 --> 00:29:04.440
apps. No. Neolong, you'd cut on the apps. They

00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:07.160
have one for famous people. They do? They do.

00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:10.640
What's it called? Raya. I've heard of Raya. Oh,

00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:13.740
wow. I feel stupider for listening to them. Sometimes

00:29:13.740 --> 00:29:16.660
these podcasts, I'm like, you don't need a podcast.

00:29:17.660 --> 00:29:20.500
Clavicular goes live after overdosing in Miami.

00:29:22.910 --> 00:29:25.990
Wait, what type of maxing was it? Live maxing.

00:29:27.329 --> 00:29:30.329
I'm feeling good, dude. I'm chilling. I'm chilling,

00:29:30.450 --> 00:29:35.069
man. All right, good. Good for you. He's loser

00:29:35.069 --> 00:29:39.670
maxing. Get what I did there. Let's see here.

00:29:40.569 --> 00:29:44.490
Drink Champs host Nori. Nori, whatever it is.

00:29:44.509 --> 00:29:47.170
I don't worry. Opens up about his previous interview

00:29:47.170 --> 00:29:49.410
with Offset and why he didn't ask if he slept

00:29:49.410 --> 00:29:53.660
with Sweetie. interview with Takeoff and Quavo

00:29:53.660 --> 00:29:56.099
together. By the way, the Migos, just to be very

00:29:56.099 --> 00:29:59.759
clear, is still probably my favorite hip -hop

00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.920
group of this generation because I just love

00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:07.160
what they have. They legends. And by the way,

00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:13.339
because we're dipping into a conversation where

00:30:13.339 --> 00:30:16.359
it seems like me and Offset had beef. We didn't

00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:20.119
have beef. What it was was... He asked me for

00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:23.099
a certain thing that I actually did. I just didn't

00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:26.200
do it. You took out the question of he didn't

00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:28.880
talk about him sleeping with Sweetie, which offset

00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:32.339
asking about it not being there means that he

00:30:32.339 --> 00:30:36.279
slept with Sweetie. Whether or not offset. Ah,

00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:38.380
piece of ass. Slept with Sweetie. Absolutely.

00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:40.799
You took that question out. Absolutely. And you

00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:42.839
still have that footage. Absolutely. And you

00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:46.609
have the answer. Absolutely. Wow. You claim you're

00:30:46.609 --> 00:30:48.410
about the man code. Yeah, you keep the question

00:30:48.410 --> 00:30:53.569
in there. Live Nation is in trouble with a jury

00:30:53.569 --> 00:30:56.470
as they determine that they function as a monopoly,

00:30:56.670 --> 00:31:00.509
having excessive prices for fans because they're

00:31:00.509 --> 00:31:04.890
scumbags. And I just saw this man live. But Bow

00:31:04.890 --> 00:31:07.029
Wow speaks on seeing the same women from Trey's

00:31:07.029 --> 00:31:09.309
song show and Chris Brown's Breezy Bowl show

00:31:09.309 --> 00:31:12.369
backstage. These women are in their fun era.

00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:19.599
Here's what I call it. That's the fun era for

00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:25.779
them. Erica Kirk. Here is J .D. Vance saying

00:31:25.779 --> 00:31:29.680
why she pulled out of the show. Mr. Vice President,

00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:32.140
I'm on stage here instead of our friend Erica

00:31:32.140 --> 00:31:36.079
Kirk. That's right. Because, unfortunately, she

00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:38.559
has received some very serious threats. Here's

00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:40.839
what's weird. Is Erica Kirk receives threats,

00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:43.180
but then the vice president goes? Makes sense.

00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:45.000
No, it's because of the low ticket sales. In

00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.700
her direction. Which is terrible. It's a terrible

00:31:49.700 --> 00:31:51.900
reflection on the state of reality and the state

00:31:51.900 --> 00:31:54.859
of the country. Mr. Vice President. There you

00:31:54.859 --> 00:31:57.720
go. You know it's got to be awkward. I really

00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:01.319
do think they plowed each other. I can't see

00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:09.890
a world where they didn't. Rick Ross speaks on

00:32:09.890 --> 00:32:12.789
why he still performs Drake collabs and where

00:32:12.789 --> 00:32:15.009
their friendship stands. To many Rick Ross fans

00:32:15.009 --> 00:32:17.690
out there, one thing that we've majorly enjoyed

00:32:17.690 --> 00:32:19.890
are your collaborations with Drake. Obviously,

00:32:19.910 --> 00:32:21.950
the last couple years haven't been the best in

00:32:21.950 --> 00:32:26.029
terms of your relationship. Got it! But it seems

00:32:26.029 --> 00:32:29.569
as though... It didn't seem that deep for you

00:32:29.569 --> 00:32:31.529
because I feel like you're a rapper's type of

00:32:31.529 --> 00:32:33.589
rapper. Like, is there any hope in the future

00:32:33.589 --> 00:32:38.910
for any future collaborations? Homie got a lot

00:32:38.910 --> 00:32:42.130
of issues he got to address. He's pedophilic.

00:32:43.049 --> 00:32:45.230
I'm going to leave it right there. Yeah, there

00:32:45.230 --> 00:32:47.849
you go. He's like, I don't really want to associate

00:32:47.849 --> 00:32:49.869
with a pedophile, but Drake's also one of the

00:32:49.869 --> 00:32:51.630
best divers. I kind of don't know what to do.

00:32:52.589 --> 00:32:55.130
That's essentially what he said. Now, I like

00:32:55.130 --> 00:32:58.609
Jay Electronica. I like Exhibit C. It's a banger

00:32:58.609 --> 00:33:01.210
in the club. But Jay Electronica seems like kind

00:33:01.210 --> 00:33:06.849
of a douchebag. He seems mentally unhinged. First

00:33:06.849 --> 00:33:09.390
of all, he's rapping acapella of his song, which

00:33:09.390 --> 00:33:11.150
the whole point of your song is your beat, not

00:33:11.150 --> 00:33:15.690
your average rapping, dude. Mm -hmm. Here he

00:33:15.690 --> 00:33:19.079
is singing Free Diddy. Free Puff, by the way.

00:33:19.220 --> 00:33:22.440
Free Puff. Not did him. He tried to hang my dog

00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:25.319
on some bullshit. Yeah, you know, he was at the

00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:27.380
parties. Just because a nigga like to get nasty,

00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.960
he tried to hit him with a book of words. Yeah,

00:33:30.859 --> 00:33:32.980
Jay Electronica kind of reminds me of that thing

00:33:32.980 --> 00:33:34.900
from Married With Children where it's like, I

00:33:34.900 --> 00:33:36.880
had four touchdowns at Polk High. It's like,

00:33:36.900 --> 00:33:39.119
once I had a really good song called Exhibit

00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:44.960
C. Mm -hmm. It's a good song. DDG was on the

00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:48.319
Crew Has It podcast with the two dudes from Power.

00:33:49.039 --> 00:33:53.359
And he talks about how being single take a mentally

00:33:53.359 --> 00:33:56.700
toll on him. The relationships that I've been

00:33:56.700 --> 00:34:01.839
in has been public. It's not like I can really

00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:07.700
stop it. I've made my livelihood off of basically

00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:11.809
showing. at least 40 % or 30 % of my life. Hell

00:34:11.809 --> 00:34:14.869
yeah! You give up your life for clout. You know

00:34:14.869 --> 00:34:17.289
what I mean? That's crazy. So. Are you more of

00:34:17.289 --> 00:34:19.269
a relationship guy or are you more of a single?

00:34:19.469 --> 00:34:22.170
You are? I don't like being single. Why is that?

00:34:22.550 --> 00:34:25.150
Being single's okay. You can, you know, go to

00:34:25.150 --> 00:34:29.150
bed alone, do whatever. Sometimes you just want

00:34:29.150 --> 00:34:34.190
to get laid. Mm -hmm. Too easy. Oh, it singles

00:34:34.190 --> 00:34:36.730
the best, though. It's cool. I can see that.

00:34:36.750 --> 00:34:38.949
It's cool, but it's like it gets to a point where

00:34:38.949 --> 00:34:42.849
it gets drained, and it's like, oh, yeah. Sometimes

00:34:42.849 --> 00:34:45.489
I want to be in a relationship where I get drained

00:34:45.489 --> 00:34:48.449
out. It'd be nice. You know what I mean? Sometimes

00:34:48.449 --> 00:34:50.409
it'd be nice to just go, you know what? I feel

00:34:50.409 --> 00:34:52.699
like getting drained out right now. I would not

00:34:52.699 --> 00:34:56.679
mind it. Three different girls at once. I don't

00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:59.119
want to care about how your day was. It's hard

00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:01.119
enough for me to care about how one girl's day

00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:04.219
was. I don't want to hear that bullshit from

00:35:04.219 --> 00:35:07.280
before y 'all. Alright, that dude sounds jealous.

00:35:07.980 --> 00:35:12.159
DDG probably just does it all and more. Whatever

00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:17.360
you think DDG's doing to women, he's dying. Oh,

00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:22.480
DDG, you are terrible at rap. Mm -hmm. But you're

00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:26.079
kind of a badass. I don't know why you're a badass,

00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:30.179
but you just seem like a badass. All right. I'm

00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:32.800
about to cough. I'm dying. It'd be weird if I

00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:35.139
died in the show. Unfortunately, it would not

00:35:35.139 --> 00:35:36.860
go live because no one would know where to upload

00:35:36.860 --> 00:35:38.739
my show. If I died on the radio, people would

00:35:38.739 --> 00:35:41.539
be like, oh, being able to tape it or whatever.

00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:44.360
But if I died here, you'd be like, oh, well,

00:35:44.380 --> 00:35:48.920
no one heard it. Nala Ray speaks about how much

00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:52.070
money she owes to IRS. Let me tell you what I

00:35:52.070 --> 00:35:54.769
did yesterday. I took my IRS forms that I've

00:35:54.769 --> 00:35:56.550
gotten in the mail, which are numerous, by the

00:35:56.550 --> 00:35:58.150
way, because they're always telling me like,

00:35:58.210 --> 00:36:00.510
oh, this is a late payment. This is a late, like

00:36:00.510 --> 00:36:02.489
you're running late. This is due now, right?

00:36:02.610 --> 00:36:04.989
And this is a crap ton of money. So, of course,

00:36:05.010 --> 00:36:08.090
I'm late. Oh, yeah. This is something you want

00:36:08.090 --> 00:36:15.949
to admit. Listen, you can believe in God all

00:36:15.949 --> 00:36:19.389
you want. It's nice to believe in God. I don't.

00:36:20.429 --> 00:36:23.969
But if you believe in God, that's cool. But even

00:36:23.969 --> 00:36:26.110
if you think God could save you from whatever,

00:36:26.429 --> 00:36:30.130
he ain't saving you from the IRS. Or have $250

00:36:30.130 --> 00:36:33.130
,000 laying around. Otherwise, I would pay it.

00:36:33.889 --> 00:36:39.269
And so I took these forms and I literally came

00:36:39.269 --> 00:36:41.510
down here once again. Yeah, you didn't. I set

00:36:41.510 --> 00:36:43.590
them on the table. I looked at it, pointed at

00:36:43.590 --> 00:36:45.289
it. I was like, you have no authority over me.

00:36:45.409 --> 00:36:47.630
I demand in the name of Jesus that you move.

00:36:47.869 --> 00:36:51.159
I am. You think I felt that yesterday? I didn't

00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:53.179
want to sit with a bunch of boomers to get my

00:36:53.179 --> 00:36:55.719
taxes done. Oh, yeah, but the name of Jesus.

00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:00.480
The International Revenue Service or whatever

00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:05.079
they stand for. I does not care. You move. You

00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:08.000
pick up and go. All right, honey. Here you go.

00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:13.119
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.

00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:18.360
Blah, blah, blah, blah. Here is Scarlett Johansson

00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:20.480
saying she panicked on her first date with Colin

00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:22.760
Jones. She seems a little awkward in like a cute

00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.639
way. Like, why don't you get her in bed? It's

00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:27.139
all good. Honestly, nobody ever asked me out

00:37:27.139 --> 00:37:29.599
really before. I don't believe that. I'm telling

00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.739
you. Yeah, we're all scared of you, honey. I

00:37:31.739 --> 00:37:33.840
really, people say that, but it's true. Because

00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:35.760
you were a serial monogamist. I was a serial

00:37:35.760 --> 00:37:38.849
monogamist. there's jenna bush the nutbell baby

00:37:38.849 --> 00:37:40.909
like i just never got the kind of traditional

00:37:40.909 --> 00:37:42.590
like hey would you like to have dinner sometime

00:37:42.590 --> 00:37:44.429
it just i don't know if it was just because i

00:37:44.429 --> 00:37:46.429
was working since i was little i don't know why

00:37:46.429 --> 00:37:48.809
but i just didn't get asked so he actually asked

00:37:48.809 --> 00:37:51.570
me on a date we went hell yeah he's got that

00:37:51.570 --> 00:37:54.849
baby and he can make a girl laugh to an italian

00:37:54.849 --> 00:37:57.210
restaurant east village was a lovely date we

00:37:57.210 --> 00:38:00.329
had dinner at like 8 8 p .m or whatever and then

00:38:00.329 --> 00:38:03.590
afterwards he was like i would love to you know

00:38:03.590 --> 00:38:05.130
i'm meeting friends let's go grab a drink and

00:38:05.130 --> 00:38:08.239
i hadn't dated basically ever and she's such

00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:10.500
a hot piece of ass so i was just like i got to

00:38:10.500 --> 00:38:16.039
go now i can see why they work as a couple i

00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.900
need to leave and i got home to relieve my what

00:38:18.900 --> 00:38:21.000
type of plastic surgery did jenna bush get she

00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:23.400
did not need it she looks raggedy babysitter

00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:25.960
and it was like 9 36 and she was like why are

00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:32.460
you home yeah go get planned let's see what we

00:38:32.460 --> 00:38:38.440
have here Oh, this is very, very strange. When

00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:40.599
I tell you this is strange, this is like off

00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:44.800
-putting strange. RFK Jr. reveals he cut off

00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:49.460
his genitals. Wait, wait, wait. That'd be a better

00:38:49.460 --> 00:38:52.119
headline. No, RFK reveals he cut the genitals

00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:56.690
off a dead raccoon to study. I mean, when Jeffrey

00:38:56.690 --> 00:38:59.309
Dahmer does it, it's like weird. But when RFK

00:38:59.309 --> 00:39:01.550
does it, it's supposed to be normal. Funk that.

00:39:01.789 --> 00:39:04.369
RFK Jr. revealed that he once pulled his family

00:39:04.369 --> 00:39:06.429
over on the side of the road after he spotted

00:39:06.429 --> 00:39:09.730
a dead raccoon to, you guessed it, cut off its

00:39:09.730 --> 00:39:12.369
genitals. So the post. I would not have guessed

00:39:12.369 --> 00:39:14.449
that if I didn't know the headline. Isabel Vincent

00:39:14.449 --> 00:39:17.510
authored this new book, RFK Jr. The Fallen Rise.

00:39:17.949 --> 00:39:21.320
And in the book, RFK Jr. says, and I quote. I

00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:24.179
was standing in front of my parked car on I -684,

00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:26.980
cutting the s*** out of a road -killed raccoon,

00:39:27.059 --> 00:39:29.559
thinking about how weird some of my family members

00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:33.820
have turned out to be. Ha ha ha ha! That's you

00:39:33.820 --> 00:39:37.280
projecting. You're the ogre in them. You cheated

00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:41.000
on them! Cheryl, hi, did you lose her? Let me

00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:43.619
have her, I'll plow her. Ah, here is Cardi B.

00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:50.070
Here is Cardi B. Evading she can't continue to

00:39:50.070 --> 00:39:52.309
be a single mom and she's going to put Offset

00:39:52.309 --> 00:39:56.090
and Stefan Diggs on child support. And I'm so

00:39:56.090 --> 00:39:59.309
tired because I want to detach myself from shit.

00:39:59.809 --> 00:40:03.469
Got it. It just doesn't stop. I want to detach

00:40:03.469 --> 00:40:06.489
myself from shit too. I just drink some coffee

00:40:06.489 --> 00:40:09.170
so it'll probably happen soon. When does it fucking

00:40:09.170 --> 00:40:14.730
stop? I try to be nice. I try to contact family.

00:40:14.909 --> 00:40:18.610
Contact family. I try to or whatever. And it's

00:40:18.610 --> 00:40:21.969
not working. And I'm so tired. I'm really getting

00:40:21.969 --> 00:40:25.130
so tired. I don't want to do things that's going

00:40:25.130 --> 00:40:27.449
to overshadow what I got going on. Yeah, your

00:40:27.449 --> 00:40:32.190
concert tour. It's literally a nightmare. Well,

00:40:33.230 --> 00:40:35.610
that's on you, boo. You're the one who decided

00:40:35.610 --> 00:40:39.730
to let them, you know, complete the task. Here's

00:40:39.730 --> 00:40:42.170
how Joey Fatone found out that Lance Bass is

00:40:42.170 --> 00:40:45.190
gay. There was a lot of times where people said

00:40:45.190 --> 00:40:47.849
trigger words, I probably would freeze up and

00:40:47.849 --> 00:40:50.630
you would just kind of like Homer Simpson back

00:40:50.630 --> 00:40:51.949
into the bushes. You're like, I'm just going

00:40:51.949 --> 00:40:55.989
to disappear right now. In the group, it was

00:40:55.989 --> 00:40:57.650
really interesting because I was the first one

00:40:57.650 --> 00:41:00.829
to find out. We go out one night, we all go back

00:41:00.829 --> 00:41:02.929
to Lance's house. I pass out in one of his guest

00:41:02.929 --> 00:41:04.909
bedrooms. I wake up at like three o 'clock in

00:41:04.909 --> 00:41:07.010
the morning. He's blowing me. What do you wake

00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:09.630
up and he's giving you a head? I go to his bedroom,

00:41:09.690 --> 00:41:11.750
open the door, there's nobody in there. And I

00:41:11.750 --> 00:41:13.710
go to his office, and I open up the door, and

00:41:13.710 --> 00:41:15.409
he's sitting there, and there's a guy straddle

00:41:15.409 --> 00:41:21.670
on top of him. Oh, yeah! I was at my computer,

00:41:21.690 --> 00:41:24.449
and my boyfriend at the time, my very, very first

00:41:24.449 --> 00:41:27.250
boyfriend, was sitting on my lap. God, Lance

00:41:27.250 --> 00:41:29.449
Band seems like a good -ass dude. Not naked,

00:41:29.550 --> 00:41:31.409
but there's straddle on top, and I was like,

00:41:31.969 --> 00:41:35.289
got quiet. And he's like, oh, sorry. I'm like,

00:41:35.369 --> 00:41:36.570
no, no, no, no, no, no. Come here, come here.

00:41:36.630 --> 00:41:39.489
And I was like, oh, yeah, join us. Surprise.

00:41:40.309 --> 00:41:43.019
You know, bro, I said, Honestly, your mom's going

00:41:43.019 --> 00:41:47.739
to kill you. Because they're losers from the

00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:49.360
South. That's what I said to him. And he's like,

00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:51.199
oh, please, I don't care. I'm like, okay. And

00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:53.659
I knew he wouldn't care, but it was just so nice

00:41:53.659 --> 00:41:56.579
to hear. Yeah, you know, homophobia is not really

00:41:56.579 --> 00:42:00.099
cool. Those words, and finally one of the members

00:42:00.099 --> 00:42:03.920
of your group. and be like, I don't care. He

00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.719
goes, just don't tell anybody. I don't want to

00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:08.159
tell anybody yet. It's not right. I go, Lance,

00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.940
I love you. I said, you're my brother. You let

00:42:10.940 --> 00:42:13.679
me know when it's right for you to tell. It's

00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:14.960
really for telling some guy you want on your

00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:19.179
son. A Snoop Dogg has a biopic coming out, even

00:42:19.179 --> 00:42:20.380
though he's not dead yet, which makes sense.

00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:22.860
We don't want to manifest him dying now, even

00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:25.119
though he got away with murder. Here's what happens

00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.000
in a man's brain when a man is sexually starved.

00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.760
How being sexually starved changes a man's brain

00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:33.260
is the science no one wants to discuss. Because

00:42:33.260 --> 00:42:35.539
it's not about being horny. It's about being

00:42:35.539 --> 00:42:38.860
human. When a man goes months without intimacy,

00:42:39.059 --> 00:42:42.300
testosterone doesn't just drop. His entire system

00:42:42.300 --> 00:42:46.360
shifts into survival. Dopamine, the motivation

00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:49.619
chemical, fades. Nothing feels exciting. Goals

00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:52.429
feel meaningless. Cortisol stays elevated. His

00:42:52.429 --> 00:42:55.150
body reads the rejection as danger. So he becomes

00:42:55.150 --> 00:42:58.230
irritable, short -tempered. Small things feel...

00:42:58.230 --> 00:42:59.730
Well, being short -tempered over not getting

00:42:59.730 --> 00:43:02.469
laid is kind of lame. Massive. Oxytocin, the

00:43:02.469 --> 00:43:05.269
bonding hormone, disappears. Yeah, you know,

00:43:05.429 --> 00:43:08.010
that's where the drugs come in. And what I mean

00:43:08.010 --> 00:43:10.469
by that is love is a drug. He stops feeling close

00:43:10.469 --> 00:43:13.889
to anyone. Ah, well, that sucks. You can't give

00:43:13.889 --> 00:43:15.949
women that much power. You got to live an abundant

00:43:15.949 --> 00:43:18.389
life so they come over and then, you know, come

00:43:18.389 --> 00:43:21.599
to the apartment and get it. So, this is kind

00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:25.019
of weird. Neon, the streamer. Alabama Parker

00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:29.059
clearly has a boyfriend. Big black guy that's

00:43:29.059 --> 00:43:32.980
taking her to Powtown. And Neon delivered a whole

00:43:32.980 --> 00:43:36.219
bouquet of flowers to her house. He has such

00:43:36.219 --> 00:43:41.880
a beta. Clavicular. Let me see here. Computer's

00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:44.420
freezing. No, don't do that. Clavicular explains

00:43:44.420 --> 00:43:47.849
his... Upcoming $35 ,000 double jaw surgery.

00:43:48.269 --> 00:43:50.670
What the hell is he doing? Bro, put your money

00:43:50.670 --> 00:43:54.670
in a freaking Roth IRA. What are you doing? Nothing

00:43:54.670 --> 00:44:00.650
lasts forever. Man. Make a cut on the lower jaw

00:44:00.650 --> 00:44:03.730
and then move it forward and apply screws. What's

00:44:03.730 --> 00:44:06.969
the chance he's gay? And it's pretty hard. Same

00:44:06.969 --> 00:44:09.769
with the upper jaw. It's called a Laforte osteotomy.

00:44:09.809 --> 00:44:12.769
They cut along your interior nasal spine and

00:44:12.769 --> 00:44:15.230
then advance your jaw forward. Yeah, make sure

00:44:15.230 --> 00:44:19.730
you get the jaw wide open for Lamar. Prosecutors

00:44:19.730 --> 00:44:22.329
say Julio Felio's killer was listening to his

00:44:22.329 --> 00:44:24.710
music before and after he died. That's a true

00:44:24.710 --> 00:44:28.130
sociopath. Like I said, whenever I hear the name

00:44:28.130 --> 00:44:32.750
Julio Felio, I think of MJ on the radio going,

00:44:32.849 --> 00:44:36.730
Julio Felio. Clavicular made a club appearance

00:44:36.730 --> 00:44:39.760
last night, so that's good. Katy Perry's manager

00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:43.039
said that Katy Perry and Ruby Rose were both

00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:45.820
very drunk on the night of that assault, where

00:44:45.820 --> 00:44:47.860
Katy Perry did some weird things with her vagina.

00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:51.440
Don Lemon says he might run for president. Oh,

00:44:51.460 --> 00:44:54.179
goody, goody gumdrops. Lauren Sanchez and Jeff

00:44:54.179 --> 00:44:56.300
Bezos were on a yacht. What else would they be

00:44:56.300 --> 00:45:02.960
doing? Ex -UFC star Mark Hunt was charged with

00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.340
threatening to kill a woman. What a scumbag.

00:45:05.539 --> 00:45:09.239
Aaron Carter's mom launches a GoFundMe to create

00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:12.739
a Walk of Fame star for Aaron Carter. I think

00:45:12.739 --> 00:45:14.539
he deserves it. Life was hard enough for him.

00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:18.639
Deadbeat Dad Loser Future was hit with a paternity

00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:22.280
suit by an ex claiming she needs child support.

00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:25.860
Man, Russell Wilson is literally growing up his

00:45:25.860 --> 00:45:28.639
kids, so you ain't getting any money. I Spice

00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:33.300
owes a company a lot of money in debt after trashing

00:45:33.300 --> 00:45:36.900
the company. Lindsay Lohan's stepmom arrested

00:45:36.900 --> 00:45:40.260
for assault and stalking Michael Lohan. Man,

00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:42.039
if you're stalking Michael Lohan, you're the

00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:46.719
biggest loser. I cannot think of more loser behavior

00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:53.260
than stalking him. Here's Sophie Rain. She talks

00:45:53.260 --> 00:45:56.500
about the scene where Sidney Sweeney's character

00:45:56.500 --> 00:46:00.940
got all dressed up in Euphoria as a doggie and

00:46:00.940 --> 00:46:03.570
that she would never do that. Yeah, we're going

00:46:03.570 --> 00:46:05.530
to have a documentary in like seven years about

00:46:05.530 --> 00:46:08.630
how this set of Euphoria was creepy. All right.

00:46:09.050 --> 00:46:12.289
Here's Sylvia Raine. Pretty cool that they're

00:46:12.289 --> 00:46:14.570
bringing OnlyFans into like the entertainment

00:46:14.570 --> 00:46:16.789
space, but I think the way they're doing it is

00:46:16.789 --> 00:46:19.590
like over -dramaticized. I don't think so. I

00:46:19.590 --> 00:46:21.630
just think you do prude videos and aren't aware

00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:24.849
that there's a lot of stuff happening on OnlyFans

00:46:24.849 --> 00:46:26.130
that you just don't do because you're boring.

00:46:26.309 --> 00:46:28.369
I've seen her like dressed up as a dog, like

00:46:28.369 --> 00:46:31.400
being pulled around on a leash and like... Yeah,

00:46:31.460 --> 00:46:33.820
did you not watch the Hot Girls Wanted documentary

00:46:33.820 --> 00:46:36.340
11 years ago? I just think that's crazy. I never

00:46:36.340 --> 00:46:38.900
do that. They're definitely just... Yeah, all

00:46:38.900 --> 00:46:40.920
you do is post bikini pictures and make guys

00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:42.400
think you're talking to them when it's your team.

00:46:42.659 --> 00:46:45.260
You know, making it dramatic for entertainment,

00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:48.539
but it's not reality. Yeah, that's how TV works.

00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:50.719
I don't know any massive... You think Sons of

00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:52.900
Anarchy, you think motorcycle gangs are really

00:46:52.900 --> 00:46:55.019
blowing up factories or, I mean, warehouses?

00:46:56.019 --> 00:46:58.179
Only fans, creators that are, you know, putting

00:46:58.179 --> 00:47:01.440
on a doc outfit. Whatever, honey. You do you.

00:47:02.460 --> 00:47:06.059
You do you. Seems to be working out. What's going

00:47:06.059 --> 00:47:14.380
on with TMZ? Today. On TMZ. Okay, this is a little

00:47:14.380 --> 00:47:21.139
WNBA meets heated rivalry. Oh, yeah. You know

00:47:21.139 --> 00:47:23.380
we're in the future when the WNBA is relevant.

00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:26.780
Season two. Because the number one draft pick.

00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.320
AZ5. Well, her girlfriend got drafted to her

00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.280
team too, so now they're on these. Yeah, I did

00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:37.010
not know that Paige was gay. Mm -hmm. same team

00:47:37.010 --> 00:47:39.329
this is a disaster waiting to happen you have

00:47:39.329 --> 00:47:42.690
two women that are dating each other on the same

00:47:42.690 --> 00:47:45.650
team oh this ain't gonna end in a disaster what

00:47:45.650 --> 00:47:49.210
if they break up honestly lesbian breakups like

00:47:49.210 --> 00:47:54.030
bloodshed oh yeah and once a month it's a bloodshed

00:47:56.539 --> 00:48:00.079
Senator Ted Cruz refused to take a stand on the

00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:04.079
Pope -President beef. That's kind of a smart

00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:05.920
choice, to be honest, because he's like, I don't

00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:09.050
know what to tell him. I'm an idiot! The president

00:48:09.050 --> 00:48:11.610
can speak for himself. He doesn't have to pick

00:48:11.610 --> 00:48:13.869
a side. He should ride with the president. You've

00:48:13.869 --> 00:48:16.670
got people who say, I support Trump, but my North

00:48:16.670 --> 00:48:19.489
Star is Jesus. That's the one person Donald Trump

00:48:19.489 --> 00:48:22.289
cannot go up against. He did. He superimposed

00:48:22.289 --> 00:48:25.730
himself and became Jesus. He's a doctor. Excuse

00:48:25.730 --> 00:48:28.030
me. Doctors don't have lights coming out of their

00:48:28.030 --> 00:48:32.489
hands. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato have reunited.

00:48:32.889 --> 00:48:34.909
They used to be best friends. They had a huge

00:48:34.909 --> 00:48:37.550
falling out. Demi Lovato had her concert and

00:48:37.550 --> 00:48:40.070
Selena. I'm so glad to see them hanging out.

00:48:40.449 --> 00:48:44.730
You know that'd be a fun threesome. I was in

00:48:44.730 --> 00:48:48.369
the crowd. Oh my God. The grievance tour. You

00:48:48.369 --> 00:48:50.750
find people who hate each other. You don't know

00:48:50.750 --> 00:48:52.130
whether they're going to fight or they're going

00:48:52.130 --> 00:48:53.710
to sing. And then you bring them both on stage

00:48:53.710 --> 00:48:55.429
at the end and by audience applause, who gets

00:48:55.429 --> 00:48:57.110
to do the last number? And you make the other

00:48:57.110 --> 00:49:01.719
person walk off. Yeah. Jafar Jackson went to

00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:04.099
Gary, Indiana, where Michael Jackson is. I am

00:49:04.099 --> 00:49:05.860
so sorry you had to go to Gary, Indiana. That

00:49:05.860 --> 00:49:09.619
place smells like crap. For a special screening

00:49:09.619 --> 00:49:11.900
of the Michael movie. I want to see this. Do

00:49:11.900 --> 00:49:13.219
you have to go to a movie theater to see it?

00:49:13.460 --> 00:49:15.820
Yes. Why do you not like movie theaters? I'm

00:49:15.820 --> 00:49:17.780
so lazy. Why didn't you go to Marty Supreme?

00:49:18.079 --> 00:49:20.679
I wanted to sit in a Barca lounger. You lived

00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:22.380
your dream and watched Timmy Chalamet in a Barca

00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:27.989
lounger? Yeah. Ah, they're so funny. A retired

00:49:27.989 --> 00:49:32.650
porn star, Asia Cabrera, I think I've seen a

00:49:32.650 --> 00:49:34.949
few of her movies, is going to become an attorney.

00:49:35.489 --> 00:49:37.909
And rapper Future, like we talked about earlier

00:49:37.909 --> 00:49:41.250
in Update, has not seen his kids in 16 months.

00:49:41.889 --> 00:49:47.170
Loser! And I cannot specify that enough. That

00:49:47.170 --> 00:49:54.889
is loser behavior. Oh, geez. Happy Hot Topic!

00:49:55.230 --> 00:49:57.670
Don't you know something that I haven't told

00:49:57.670 --> 00:50:00.769
anyone? Janelle Evans is sharing an update on

00:50:00.769 --> 00:50:04.639
her son, Jace. I see that good -ass kid. Over

00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:07.260
a month after her 16 -year -old son, whom she

00:50:07.260 --> 00:50:09.880
shares with ex -Andrew Lewis, was checked into

00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:12.719
a mental health facility due to an incident involving

00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:15.579
Jace allegedly pulling a gun on his grandmother,

00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:19.159
the teen mom alum opens up about how he's doing.

00:50:19.420 --> 00:50:22.199
During an April 13th appearance on the La Femme

00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:25.119
Talk podcast, Janelle reveals she's been working

00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:27.960
behind the scenes candidly singing. A lot of

00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:30.460
people think because I'm quiet, I'm not doing

00:50:30.460 --> 00:50:33.539
anything. Yeah, it's actually, it should be the

00:50:33.539 --> 00:50:38.630
opposite. I think if she's being quiet, I think

00:50:38.630 --> 00:50:40.590
it's actually a good thing. Maybe she's being

00:50:40.590 --> 00:50:44.809
a mom behind the scenes. Because forever and

00:50:44.809 --> 00:50:48.489
ever, everyone's trashed and said she's not a

00:50:48.489 --> 00:50:50.690
good mom. And then when she's being a mom, people

00:50:50.690 --> 00:50:53.920
trash her. What do you want? If I'm quiet, I'm

00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:56.599
up to something. She then shares a private update

00:50:56.599 --> 00:50:59.719
on Jace revealing. He's in a safe place and a

00:50:59.719 --> 00:51:01.920
holistic approach. And, you know, he's very happy

00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.619
right now. And he's very focused on himself.

00:51:03.880 --> 00:51:05.719
And I think that's the most important thing.

00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:08.780
Jace's stay in the mental health facility was

00:51:08.780 --> 00:51:12.099
precipitated by a February 22nd incident with

00:51:12.099 --> 00:51:15.099
his grandmother, Barbara Evans. All right, so

00:51:15.099 --> 00:51:17.059
I'm hoping it all works out for him. A little

00:51:17.059 --> 00:51:24.099
concerned for him. Sophia Abraham is celebrating

00:51:24.099 --> 00:51:27.780
a major milestone. This is the daughter of Farrah

00:51:27.780 --> 00:51:31.500
Abraham. On April 14th, the 16 -year -old daughter

00:51:31.500 --> 00:51:35.079
of teen mom alum Farrah Abraham unveils her prom

00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:37.599
look, showing off her signature gothic style.

00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:41.000
In the photos posted on Instagram, Sophia can

00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:44.079
be seen wearing a Dolce & Gabbana black corset.

00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:48.730
Oh yeah, she is all goth. I like this comment.

00:51:48.849 --> 00:51:53.530
I'd wear a mask, too, if that was my mom. All

00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:55.510
right, dang. I'm not going to make fun of a teenager.

00:51:56.190 --> 00:51:58.050
I'll make fun of Farrah Abraham, even though

00:51:58.050 --> 00:52:03.840
that porno she made was very good. breaking news

00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:06.199
we've just learned the founder of the santa con

00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:09.679
event is under arrest accused of pocketing hundreds

00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.599
of thousands of dollars from no way a new yorker

00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:16.599
being sketchy that never happens event created

00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:18.860
to raise money for charity he's due in court

00:52:18.860 --> 00:52:24.260
today loser dc news chief investigative correspondent

00:52:24.260 --> 00:52:28.699
aaron katursky here now with details Sandra,

00:52:28.820 --> 00:52:30.880
federal prosecutors say Stefan Pildes definitely

00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:34.000
put the con in SantaCon. He founded the annual

00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.659
drunken December bar crawl when thousands of

00:52:36.659 --> 00:52:39.280
people dress up as Santa Claus and take over

00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:41.840
every dive in the city. And he billed it as a

00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:44.519
charitable event. Attendees paid 10 to 20 bucks

00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:47.440
for a ticket to access dozens of bars that participated

00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:50.360
in the crawl. SantaCon actually raised almost

00:52:50.360 --> 00:52:53.239
$3 million. All right, so he's in a little bit

00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:56.500
of trouble. Mm -hmm. Wonder if he'll get away

00:52:56.500 --> 00:53:04.429
with it. Happy Hot Topic! I just feel like I

00:53:04.429 --> 00:53:07.389
believe my body can do it. Here's that hottie

00:53:07.389 --> 00:53:09.190
Erin Andrews. I feel bad I've seen her naked.

00:53:09.409 --> 00:53:12.050
Andrews isn't giving up on expanding her family.

00:53:12.230 --> 00:53:14.750
After years of struggling with fertility following

00:53:14.750 --> 00:53:19.150
her 2017 cervical cancer diagnosis, the NFL sportscaster

00:53:19.150 --> 00:53:21.849
reveals that she recently tried another round

00:53:21.849 --> 00:53:24.650
of in vitro fertilization injections, and while

00:53:24.650 --> 00:53:27.590
they didn't work, she is undeterred. Erin jokes

00:53:27.590 --> 00:53:30.269
with co -host Carissa Thompson on the April 11th

00:53:30.269 --> 00:53:32.610
episode of their Calm Down with Erin and Carissa

00:53:32.610 --> 00:53:35.869
podcast. Here's my whole thing. I am crazy. And

00:53:35.869 --> 00:53:38.309
I am with a doctor that said, listen, we'll call

00:53:38.309 --> 00:53:41.809
it when it's time. But I like him is psychotic

00:53:41.809 --> 00:53:45.289
right now. I just feel like I believe my body

00:53:45.289 --> 00:53:48.530
can do it, even though I know that my age is

00:53:48.530 --> 00:53:51.769
not with with what history says. It's not great

00:53:51.769 --> 00:53:54.329
with producing eggs and the viability of your

00:53:54.329 --> 00:53:57.389
eggs. It's so gross hearing about eggs. There's

00:53:57.389 --> 00:54:00.309
just like I'm scrambled in me that I'm like,

00:54:00.369 --> 00:54:02.570
wait, watch, watch me do. All right, you do you,

00:54:02.610 --> 00:54:06.269
boo. Yeah, I feel bad I saw her naked, but pretty

00:54:06.269 --> 00:54:11.230
good. That video was cute, unfortunately. Megan

00:54:11.230 --> 00:54:15.570
Trainor details the aftermath of that toxic mom

00:54:15.570 --> 00:54:18.250
group drama. Remember when that was, like, happening?

00:54:18.469 --> 00:54:21.530
Who can? they're a bunch of rich women who cares

00:54:21.530 --> 00:54:26.289
three months after ashley tisdale opened up about

00:54:26.289 --> 00:54:29.210
leaving a toxic celebrity mom group which fans

00:54:29.210 --> 00:54:32.570
speculated involved megan hillary duff and mandy

00:54:32.570 --> 00:54:34.969
moore the all about that bass singer reveals

00:54:34.969 --> 00:54:39.849
what's all about transpired since then in an

00:54:39.849 --> 00:54:43.170
april 18th interview with us weekly megan reveals

00:54:43.170 --> 00:54:46.130
she reached out to all the fellow moms saying

00:54:46.130 --> 00:54:49.869
i texted all of them ashley texted me like i'm

00:54:49.869 --> 00:54:52.630
sorry your name got dragged in yeah they could

00:54:52.630 --> 00:54:56.849
not be happy with ashley megan adds that she

00:54:56.849 --> 00:55:00.010
kept it light by responding i was like it's all

00:55:00.010 --> 00:55:03.090
right girl the world's a silly crazy place and

00:55:03.090 --> 00:55:05.590
they just want something to talk about megan

00:55:05.590 --> 00:55:08.289
also admits she felt for ashley after reading

00:55:08.289 --> 00:55:11.429
her story explaining i felt bad that she was

00:55:11.429 --> 00:55:14.130
ever that sad and i whatever honey there you

00:55:14.130 --> 00:55:29.659
go This headline really annoyed me. Guy Fieri

00:55:29.659 --> 00:55:32.239
now regretting those handshakes with brothers

00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:35.300
Andrew and Tristan Tate. Oh yeah, so just because

00:55:35.300 --> 00:55:40.739
Guy Fieri says hi to the Tate brothers. I guess

00:55:40.739 --> 00:55:44.219
he's a bad guy from what I've heard. Guy Fieri.

00:55:44.940 --> 00:55:50.179
Is one of the nicest guys around. So it's kind

00:55:50.179 --> 00:55:54.280
of stupid that people, you know, are mad at him.

00:55:54.780 --> 00:55:57.699
You can shake someone's hand. Doesn't mean you're

00:55:57.699 --> 00:56:00.320
friends with them. We're a bunch of sensitive

00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:04.400
babies. As he issues a statement claiming he

00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:07.119
doesn't know or support them. Yeah, he just was

00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:09.780
like shaking her hands, you know. People read

00:56:09.780 --> 00:56:16.300
too much into it. There you go. Man, if that

00:56:16.300 --> 00:56:19.039
is what bothers you in this life, man, that is

00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:28.000
sad. So sad. Is it true that you came up with

00:56:28.000 --> 00:56:29.639
this idea to bring back all these cast members?

00:56:29.860 --> 00:56:34.260
Yeah, it was, um... Billy Crystal gets emotional

00:56:34.260 --> 00:56:37.219
while remembering his longtime friend, the late

00:56:37.219 --> 00:56:40.119
Rob Reiner. During an April 14th appearance on

00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:42.119
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. And all five

00:56:42.119 --> 00:56:45.400
people sighed. When Harry Met Sally star recounts

00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:48.019
his final conversation he had with Rob the night

00:56:48.019 --> 00:56:49.960
before he and his wife were murdered in their

00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:53.880
Los Angeles home in December of 2025. By their

00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:56.980
son. Don't forget that. Billy revealing that

00:56:56.980 --> 00:56:59.440
the two reminisced over the changing landscape

00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.880
of Hollywood and their death. Yeah, they're like.

00:57:02.219 --> 00:57:04.239
We've been making too many remakes and we're

00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:08.699
getting a little past our prime. We talked about

00:57:08.699 --> 00:57:13.739
the fact that you can't control how a movie is

00:57:13.739 --> 00:57:17.460
going to do. What you can control is the experience

00:57:17.460 --> 00:57:21.139
of making it. And the experiences that we had

00:57:21.139 --> 00:57:24.360
together and that he had with his cast of his

00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:27.860
other movies was so extraordinary that that's,

00:57:27.860 --> 00:57:30.880
he said, that's something you always have. Rest

00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:34.360
in peace, Rob Reiner. That son is a loser. I

00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:36.159
don't care how mentally ill he is. I'm mentally

00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:41.880
ill and I don't kill people. It's tax day, which

00:57:41.880 --> 00:57:44.539
means it's very busy at many post offices as

00:57:44.539 --> 00:57:47.300
last minute filers are dropping off their returns.

00:57:47.900 --> 00:57:50.179
For many immigrants, however, it's a different

00:57:50.179 --> 00:57:52.920
situation. They are avoiding filing their taxes

00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:56.840
out of the unfounded fear that the IRS will share

00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:58.920
their personal information. Yeah, it's a pretty

00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:02.320
good fear to have. With ICE agents. taxpayers

00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:05.079
making sure to get their returns postmarked by

00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:08.920
today april 15th the majority likely have enclosed

00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:12.599
payments because they owe according to some studies

00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.280
however there may be fewer of them participating

00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:17.940
this year because many undocumented immigrants

00:58:17.940 --> 00:58:20.860
who normally file tax returns have chosen not

00:58:20.860 --> 00:58:24.079
to this year they're scared of immigration getting

00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:27.400
information and being being um Going to their

00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:29.639
properties, looking for them at their job sites,

00:58:29.900 --> 00:58:32.719
going where their children are in school. According

00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:36.159
to one study from Yale University, the IRS stands

00:58:36.159 --> 00:58:40.619
to lose up to $479 billion. All right, well,

00:58:40.699 --> 00:58:49.059
there you go. The IRS is a scary gang. As for

00:58:49.059 --> 00:58:52.099
Tom Cruise, he just avoided a run -in with ex

00:58:52.099 --> 00:58:55.780
-Nicole Kidman in Vegas. That's Tom in all black

00:58:55.780 --> 00:58:58.300
accidentally matching his former wife of nearly

00:58:58.300 --> 00:59:01.860
11 years. So they barely didn't see each other.

00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:05.440
I've been at parties before where my exes are

00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:09.000
there. It's awkward. I just walk around like

00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:11.019
I'm the man and act like they don't exist. They

00:59:11.019 --> 00:59:13.579
arrived 50 minutes apart to each present their

00:59:13.579 --> 00:59:16.599
latest films at CinemaCon. CinemaCon. Sounds

00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:20.639
like a fun time at CinemaCon. Mm -hmm. Oh, it's

00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:24.280
CinemaCon. Sharing the stage is something that

00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:27.340
hasn't happened since their 2001 divorce. All

00:59:27.340 --> 00:59:29.960
right, so there you go. Wow, that was a quarter

00:59:29.960 --> 00:59:32.719
century thing. That is absolutely, positively

00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:40.559
insane! Happy Hot Topic! Hunger Games actor Ethan

00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:43.500
Jameson is facing serious felony charges. He

00:59:43.500 --> 00:59:47.690
just looks like a sociopath. Nearly one year

00:59:47.690 --> 00:59:50.349
after being arrested for another crime in North

00:59:50.349 --> 00:59:53.289
Carolina. He's a loser. Ethan, who starred as

00:59:53.289 --> 00:59:55.150
the District 4 male tribute in the Hunger Games,

00:59:55.289 --> 00:59:57.409
is facing three counts of assault with a deadly

00:59:57.409 --> 01:00:00.150
weapon with intent to kill. Per Wake County Sheriff's

01:00:00.150 --> 01:00:02.690
Office arrest records viewed by E! News. Ah,

01:00:02.690 --> 01:00:05.230
well, hopefully he gets some mental health help.

01:00:05.530 --> 01:00:08.369
See, it looks crazy. Speaking of this dumb, crazy

01:00:08.369 --> 01:00:14.010
broad. Happy Hot Topic! It's case closed for

01:00:14.010 --> 01:00:16.489
dethroned bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul, who

01:00:16.489 --> 01:00:19.309
will not face charges. Absolutely ridiculous.

01:00:19.510 --> 01:00:22.829
I never want to hear that women don't have it

01:00:22.829 --> 01:00:27.190
easy. Women can get away with banging their students,

01:00:27.469 --> 01:00:30.849
beating up their loved ones. Taylor Frankie Paul,

01:00:30.969 --> 01:00:34.489
you may be a hottie, but you're a loser. And

01:00:34.489 --> 01:00:37.670
you always will be. In connection with two domestic

01:00:37.670 --> 01:00:40.519
violence investigations earlier this year. Can

01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:43.099
you imagine if a man did it? But a woman did

01:00:43.099 --> 01:00:45.519
it. He was mean to her. You can't just do that

01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:50.099
and traumatize the kid. You know her first smell.

01:00:52.539 --> 01:00:57.460
Oh, fuck. I got to skip over this with a copyright.

01:00:58.340 --> 01:01:02.659
Damn it. Here it is about the cryptic message

01:01:02.659 --> 01:01:05.159
Katy Perry shared about Ruby Rose. After the

01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:07.619
bombshell allegations surfaced, the singer sent

01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:10.170
a cryptic message on Instagram writing, i love

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you and posting her emotional 2013 song by the

01:01:13.929 --> 01:01:16.250
grace of god all right so that is just riddled

01:01:16.250 --> 01:01:19.849
with copyright i can't play that i gotta be careful

01:01:19.849 --> 01:01:26.650
all right it is time to talk about clavicular

01:01:26.650 --> 01:01:29.690
and you know how we do that i have a new song

01:01:29.690 --> 01:01:34.809
i created about clavicular or rather ai created

01:01:49.209 --> 01:01:54.730
He walks in late, same streak alone Talking too

01:01:54.730 --> 01:01:59.489
loud on a cracked up phone Thinks he's lit, just

01:01:59.489 --> 01:02:03.670
lost and faded Whole crew tired of the games

01:02:03.670 --> 01:02:10.960
he's playing He blames that year for the mess

01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:16.400
in his head Young mad, scrolls till four Tough

01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:21.000
guy act, hurt kid to court Clappy killer's a

01:02:21.000 --> 01:02:26.659
douchebag Yeah, we set it on air Oh, oh, oh,

01:02:26.699 --> 01:02:33.239
oh Acting like a big man Deep down scared Oh,

01:02:33.340 --> 01:02:51.409
oh, oh, oh Just a lost kid. He'll ghost you twice,

01:02:51.530 --> 01:02:56.769
then text you up. On pain, just pours more cups.

01:02:57.030 --> 01:03:01.510
Whole generation got hit, then shaken. He just

01:03:01.510 --> 01:03:41.400
never stops self -medicating. Just a lost kid

01:03:41.400 --> 01:04:31.679
now. Just a lost kid. Oh, yeah. Let's see what's

01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:41.559
going on with this moron. Any more substances

01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:46.780
for a little while. Probably forever. But that

01:04:46.780 --> 01:04:50.739
means I can't stream anymore. So that's a day.

01:04:51.219 --> 01:04:54.280
I really can't stream. Wow, there's terrible

01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:57.239
music in the background. And then there's this.

01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:15.239
How do you get a beep out the swears? Looks Maxine

01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:18.139
influencer clavicular speaking out after his

01:05:18.139 --> 01:05:20.699
suspected drug overdose, which was caught on

01:05:20.699 --> 01:05:29.920
live stream this week. You want nutty? You want

01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:33.460
nutty? Holy shit, dude. I'm trying my best, but

01:05:33.460 --> 01:05:37.219
I'm destroyed right now. All right. I feel stupider

01:05:37.219 --> 01:05:40.099
listening to them. I absolutely, positively do.

01:05:40.219 --> 01:05:45.940
I can't. Ron Hoppy on the air. Yeah, we back

01:05:45.940 --> 01:05:51.000
in this. Turn it up in your car. In your cubicle.

01:05:51.980 --> 01:05:55.679
Wherever you at. We got another one to talk about.

01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:03.539
Scroll, same face, same pose. Filter on thick

01:06:03.539 --> 01:06:06.420
like them fake friends' clothes. Capture so deep,

01:06:06.420 --> 01:06:08.920
it don't say one thing. But the brand deal link

01:06:08.920 --> 01:06:11.579
always stay front page. She rehearse that laugh

01:06:11.579 --> 01:06:14.460
that I'm just like you. In a hotel mirror with

01:06:14.460 --> 01:06:16.860
a spontaneous view. Wants a mic, wants the merch,

01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:19.559
wants the podcast chair. Say a whole lot of words,

01:06:19.619 --> 01:06:22.400
but there's nothing really there. Alex Earl is

01:06:22.400 --> 01:06:27.000
a wannabe, call a daddy. Wannabe, wannabe. Trying

01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:33.420
to copy every topic, everybody. But it's hollow

01:06:33.420 --> 01:06:37.760
in the center. You forget about the center. Alex

01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:41.559
Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic. Right here

01:06:41.559 --> 01:06:52.019
on Happy Hour. Alex Earl. Hey, girl. I got to

01:06:52.019 --> 01:06:57.639
call you out here. I'm going to throw up. What's

01:06:57.639 --> 01:07:01.210
the beef? Just two days after Alex Earl and Alex

01:07:01.210 --> 01:07:04.050
Cooper's feud publicly ignited. You're going

01:07:04.050 --> 01:07:06.869
to need to get specific and just say what you

01:07:06.869 --> 01:07:09.909
got to say about me. Is it funny? It feels like

01:07:09.909 --> 01:07:13.829
a waste of time. And honestly, no. E .T.'s learning

01:07:13.829 --> 01:07:16.150
more about their fallout stemming from Earl's

01:07:16.150 --> 01:07:18.769
hot mess podcast, which was quietly dropped by

01:07:18.769 --> 01:07:21.010
Cooper's Unwell Network. Yeah, that happened

01:07:21.010 --> 01:07:30.690
very quietly. There's going to be an update on

01:07:30.690 --> 01:07:33.110
it pretty soon. There's Alex and Earl's boringness.

01:07:33.250 --> 01:07:35.289
A source tells ET the Dancing with the Stars

01:07:35.289 --> 01:07:37.670
alum feels she never needed the Call Her Daddy

01:07:37.670 --> 01:07:40.630
hosts platform to achieve her dreams. It's just

01:07:40.630 --> 01:07:43.489
gotten so big. Alex was initially excited to

01:07:43.489 --> 01:07:46.150
join the Unwell Network, but unfortunately she

01:07:46.150 --> 01:07:48.130
quickly realized that the way the company was

01:07:48.130 --> 01:07:50.710
structured was not what she had signed up for.

01:07:50.869 --> 01:07:54.530
Yeah, she wants it to be about her. alex felt

01:07:54.530 --> 01:07:57.090
the unwell network was very demanding and had

01:07:57.090 --> 01:08:00.710
a controlling and toxic environment yeah you're

01:08:00.710 --> 01:08:05.110
very toxic alex nothing to hide when it comes

01:08:05.110 --> 01:08:08.420
to you and me Yeah, the war erupted Monday when

01:08:08.420 --> 01:08:11.219
Cooper called Earl out directly on TikTok, criticizing

01:08:11.219 --> 01:08:14.500
her for reposting videos like this without actually

01:08:14.500 --> 01:08:17.319
addressing Cooper directly. I would honestly

01:08:17.319 --> 01:08:20.079
compare Alex. Here's that annoying broad, the

01:08:20.079 --> 01:08:24.800
brown. All right, whatever. Shut up! You're annoying!

01:08:25.579 --> 01:08:32.380
Happy Hot Topic! What's the beef? The Alex Cooper

01:08:32.380 --> 01:08:35.560
and Alex Earl feud has everyone talking. Hell

01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:38.079
yeah, there's two boring blondes that think they're

01:08:38.079 --> 01:08:41.039
interesting. And call us riveted by the very

01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:43.819
public drama. The Call Her Daddy podcast host

01:08:43.819 --> 01:08:46.060
and Dancing with the Stars alum first sparked

01:08:46.060 --> 01:08:50.000
rumors of tension in March 2025. Who's hotter,

01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:53.609
Alex Cooper or Alex Earl? I think Alex Cooper

01:08:53.609 --> 01:08:55.609
would be more fun and bad, but Alex Earl is hotter.

01:08:55.829 --> 01:08:58.729
After Earl's hot mess podcast was removed from

01:08:58.729 --> 01:09:01.329
Cooper's Unwell Network. Bear in mind that Earl

01:09:01.329 --> 01:09:03.609
was one of the first creators to sign up for

01:09:03.609 --> 01:09:07.170
the new company in 2023. And while Cooper confirmed

01:09:07.170 --> 01:09:09.569
in TikTok comments at the time that Alex not

01:09:09.569 --> 01:09:11.850
being able to podcast has nothing to do with

01:09:11.850 --> 01:09:14.909
Unwell, Earl had a slightly different take. In

01:09:14.909 --> 01:09:17.729
fact, the 25 -year -old told WSJ Magazine in

01:09:17.729 --> 01:09:20.029
May that her reason for leaving involved, quote,

01:09:20.050 --> 01:09:23.279
a little bit of a hot mess. Hell yeah! Behind

01:09:23.279 --> 01:09:26.180
the scenes. And the duo's apparent feud recently

01:09:26.180 --> 01:09:29.279
came to a head after Earl reposted an April 9th.

01:09:29.279 --> 01:09:32.260
And they gave head. TikTok, which likened Cooper

01:09:32.260 --> 01:09:34.920
to a, quote, ambulance chaser and Grim Reaper.

01:09:35.180 --> 01:09:37.619
Yeah, that Bravo Mom brand. due to the traumatic

01:09:37.619 --> 01:09:40.680
stories celebrities share on her podcast. But

01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:42.520
Alex didn't just... Oh, what? So what does the

01:09:42.520 --> 01:09:45.039
Bravo mom on TikTok want? Boring stories? No,

01:09:45.060 --> 01:09:47.560
I don't even know. You know, just on TikTok.

01:09:48.560 --> 01:09:50.640
Alex Cooper is the one making a hundred million.

01:09:50.979 --> 01:09:53.659
Sit idly by, she called out the situation in

01:09:53.659 --> 01:09:56.659
an April 13th TikTok video demanding clarity.

01:09:57.340 --> 01:10:03.189
Alex Earl. Hey, girl. The passive aggressive

01:10:03.189 --> 01:10:07.810
repost and the likes and the commenting on things.

01:10:09.210 --> 01:10:13.210
I got to call you out here. You're going to need

01:10:13.210 --> 01:10:15.909
to get specific and just say what you got to

01:10:15.909 --> 01:10:18.449
say about. I really agree as much as Alex Cooper.

01:10:21.229 --> 01:10:26.430
There's no NDA. No one is stopping you. Stop

01:10:26.430 --> 01:10:30.149
hiding behind other people and just say it yourself.

01:10:30.310 --> 01:10:33.449
What's the beef? Earl was quick to respond, writing

01:10:33.449 --> 01:10:36.069
in the comments under Cooper's video, okay, on

01:10:36.069 --> 01:10:37.850
it. But that never said anything, so that's when

01:10:37.850 --> 01:10:41.409
he knows she lost. The influencer then posted

01:10:41.409 --> 01:10:44.250
her own TikTok April 14th. Her pretending to

01:10:44.250 --> 01:10:46.489
wake up and not know about it. Sharing that she

01:10:46.489 --> 01:10:48.670
was woken up by friends showing her Cooper's

01:10:48.670 --> 01:10:51.470
video the day after she attended Coachella. And

01:10:51.470 --> 01:10:53.670
she found herself genuinely amused by Cooper's

01:10:53.670 --> 01:10:56.130
call out, laughing as she noted the video just

01:10:56.130 --> 01:10:58.930
literally made my whole day. Now if you think

01:10:58.930 --> 01:11:01.069
this is... And now this is where it gets crazy.

01:11:01.470 --> 01:11:04.869
Brianna Chicken Fry made it about her. Because

01:11:04.869 --> 01:11:07.090
without Brianna Chicken Fry talking about other

01:11:07.090 --> 01:11:10.270
people, she has no talent and nothing going on

01:11:10.270 --> 01:11:13.350
besides ruining other people's lives when she's

01:11:13.350 --> 01:11:15.449
never the problem. This is where the story ends.

01:11:15.590 --> 01:11:17.930
Nope, someone else has entered the chat. Brianna

01:11:17.930 --> 01:11:20.630
Chicken Fry LaPaglia. Yeah, she's hot, but she's

01:11:20.630 --> 01:11:22.869
got that like crazy eyes. You just know you can't

01:11:22.869 --> 01:11:25.430
tell a secret to her at all. She never shut up.

01:11:25.630 --> 01:11:28.010
But how did she get here? Well, in a series of

01:11:28.010 --> 01:11:29.729
posts on her Instagram, Instagram stories on

01:11:29.729 --> 01:11:32.430
April 15th, Cooper alleged that LaPaglia, who

01:11:32.430 --> 01:11:34.949
previously worked at Barstool Sports, the company

01:11:34.949 --> 01:11:37.550
that initially produced her podcast, was contributing

01:11:37.550 --> 01:11:39.489
to the false narrative that she was a quote,

01:11:39.609 --> 01:11:43.779
mean girl. Yeah. Cooper wrote, this girl on girl

01:11:43.779 --> 01:11:46.779
needs to stop. While Alex tries to get her story

01:11:46.779 --> 01:11:49.119
together, let me address Brianna Chicken Fry.

01:11:49.279 --> 01:11:51.180
Yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry is nothing more or

01:11:51.180 --> 01:11:54.100
nothing less than a boring cloud chaser. Yeah,

01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:56.500
she's hot, but all she does is talk about other

01:11:56.500 --> 01:12:00.840
people. She's the one that's got skeletons. Who

01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:03.319
is adding to the fake narrative and dog pile.

01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.439
Here are the facts. I have never met you in my

01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:07.779
life. The only communication we have ever had

01:12:07.779 --> 01:12:10.199
together is through DM. Yeah, you're a coward,

01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:14.430
Brianna. Oh. You think you're so important because

01:12:14.430 --> 01:12:18.930
Dave Portnoy kisses your ass. To prove her point,

01:12:19.069 --> 01:12:21.569
Cooper shared multiple alleged screenshots of

01:12:21.569 --> 01:12:24.189
their direct messages. Oh, yeah, you go, Alex.

01:12:24.390 --> 01:12:26.970
Which included supportive discussions about Barstool

01:12:26.970 --> 01:12:29.449
Sports founder Dave Portnoy and Brianna's ex,

01:12:29.649 --> 01:12:33.000
Zach Bryan. In a separate slide, Cooper doubled

01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:35.439
down on her thoughts, even bringing LaPollia's

01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:37.779
former collaborator, Grace O'Malley. Yeah, the

01:12:37.779 --> 01:12:39.899
one friend you actually had, honey. Who joined

01:12:39.899 --> 01:12:43.000
Cooper's Unwell Network in December 2024 into

01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:45.779
the mix. She wrote on her story April 15th, I

01:12:45.779 --> 01:12:48.319
never invited you on Call Her Daddy. Back during

01:12:48.319 --> 01:12:50.579
the Zach Bryan situation, I sent you a message

01:12:50.579 --> 01:12:53.239
of support. We never spoke negatively of you.

01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:55.720
Nothing negative happened during that time between

01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:58.840
Unwell, myself, or you. Cooper continued, so

01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:00.939
speaking of mean girls, have never met you. in

01:13:00.939 --> 01:13:03.399
my life what i just showed is the only interaction

01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:06.579
we've ever had and you hate me wow you know why

01:13:06.579 --> 01:13:09.340
she hates you alex because brianna chicken fry

01:13:09.340 --> 01:13:11.560
hates herself because she knows she's a talentless

01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:19.460
hot moron oh by the way alex uh earl supported

01:13:19.460 --> 01:13:30.180
by carlos jr RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

01:13:30.180 --> 01:13:32.739
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:13:33.140 --> 01:13:37.500
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:13:37.500 --> 01:13:43.779
poop. I gotta go poop. The semen was so big.

01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:46.159
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:48.859
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:13:48.859 --> 01:13:51.560
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:13:51.779 --> 01:13:56.880
so stick around, folks. Before we press no, Hoppy

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Hour will be right back. Just like the way you're

01:17:16.590 --> 01:17:59.609
a part of oh my goodness my mic was off oh yeah

01:17:59.609 --> 01:18:01.670
you just missed out on the best two seconds of

01:18:01.670 --> 01:18:05.689
radio ever all right let's get back into it right

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now Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, here it

01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:21.319
is. The most listened to radio show on the planet.

01:19:21.420 --> 01:19:51.699
Even the other stations are tuned in too. We

01:19:51.699 --> 01:20:21.479
talking messy today. Postin' healing energy while

01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:23.859
they DM huntin' Scrollin' through the gram, all

01:20:23.859 --> 01:20:26.439
I see is double lies You can't tag the man, but

01:20:26.439 --> 01:20:28.659
you tag the watch he buys It's that side chick

01:20:28.659 --> 01:20:32.640
news, side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' news Every

01:20:32.640 --> 01:20:35.880
fraud, every fling, every late night move We

01:20:35.880 --> 01:20:38.619
exposed, we amused Yeah, we say it like it is

01:20:38.619 --> 01:20:41.220
on an afternoon cruise It's that side chick news,

01:20:41.359 --> 01:20:44.220
whole world tuned to the truth You can hide from

01:20:44.220 --> 01:20:46.720
your man, can't hide from your man Michelle Beadle

01:20:46.720 --> 01:20:49.800
was defending Diana Rossini. Probably because

01:20:49.800 --> 01:20:54.680
she's a side chick as well. God, she's a hottie,

01:20:54.680 --> 01:20:57.140
though. Remember, she was so hot in Sports Nation

01:20:57.140 --> 01:21:23.319
back in the day. Also, people are getting rid

01:21:23.319 --> 01:21:26.399
of Netflix because of the prices. The Boston

01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:30.180
mayor is giving immigrants free housing, even

01:21:30.180 --> 01:21:32.579
though the city budget is $50 million in the

01:21:32.579 --> 01:21:35.520
negative. And Tylenol does not cause autism.

01:21:38.159 --> 01:21:40.220
Here's the best part of the song, though, right

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now. Breaking Breaking Breaking Breaking Breaking

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Breaking Breaking Breaking Breaking Say it like

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it is on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news.

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Whole world tuned to the truth. You can't hide

01:22:21.250 --> 01:22:23.949
from your man. Can't hide from this booze. Side

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chick news. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -0 -B. 8

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-5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at

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me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me,

01:22:41.479 --> 01:22:51.819
RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right. Here's

01:22:51.819 --> 01:22:55.079
Diana Rossini on the Dan Leviton Show talking

01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:59.659
about her great marriage. I like couples like...

01:23:00.590 --> 01:23:03.550
JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette. Remember, this

01:23:03.550 --> 01:23:07.229
is really dating me. I remember as a kid loving

01:23:07.229 --> 01:23:10.010
watching them, seeing the videos of them fighting

01:23:10.010 --> 01:23:13.789
in the park. Apparently, I'm not for love. I

01:23:13.789 --> 01:23:17.649
prefer couples trying to kill each other. Yeah,

01:23:17.649 --> 01:23:21.210
you're a sociopath. Because that's what I relate

01:23:21.210 --> 01:23:24.250
to. We fight a lot in this house. So I think

01:23:24.250 --> 01:23:26.430
those are the type of couples I gravitate towards.

01:23:26.670 --> 01:23:28.770
God, you know arguments with her. She never shows

01:23:28.770 --> 01:23:33.409
up. She just goes, blah, blah, blah. I saw this

01:23:33.409 --> 01:23:37.310
headline right here. Hailey Bieber is revealing

01:23:37.310 --> 01:23:40.010
she's got babies on the brain. Though the Road

01:23:40.010 --> 01:23:42.630
Beauty founder, who's already mom to 19 -month

01:23:42.630 --> 01:23:44.869
-old son Jack Blues Bieber with husband Justin

01:23:44.869 --> 01:23:48.130
Bieber, still unsure exactly how many kids she'd

01:23:48.130 --> 01:23:50.399
like to have in total. Telling Interview Magazine

01:23:50.399 --> 01:23:53.060
April 14th, quote, I definitely want more than

01:23:53.060 --> 01:23:56.300
one, but I'm taking it one at a time. Yeah. I'd

01:23:56.300 --> 01:23:58.079
make sure you're a good mom first and then not

01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:01.119
have any more. Mm -hmm. I saw this headline.

01:24:01.300 --> 01:24:03.640
Huge news. Shut up. I saw this headline here

01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:06.239
and I thought this was ridiculous. Emmanuel Archer,

01:24:06.300 --> 01:24:10.399
we all know, was playing with Joy Taylor. So

01:24:10.399 --> 01:24:13.680
he was breaking rules. And he had the audacity

01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:18.579
to comment. Mm -hmm. on the Diana Rossini thing.

01:24:18.819 --> 01:24:22.479
You're just projecting about yourself. What do

01:24:22.479 --> 01:24:26.340
we make of Diana Rossini resigning today? I apologize

01:24:26.340 --> 01:24:29.380
for all the thoughts that I have on this. Yeah,

01:24:29.420 --> 01:24:31.880
you want to plow her because you're a Doug. But

01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:35.460
I have thoughts. A lot of them. First, let me

01:24:35.460 --> 01:24:38.060
start with this. Unfortunately, commentators

01:24:38.060 --> 01:24:40.039
in various media have engaged in self -feeding

01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:42.119
speculation that is simply unmoored from facts.

01:24:43.100 --> 01:24:46.060
Diana Rossini has made a living doing that. Yeah.

01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:50.739
And you make a living being a baiter. Speculation.

01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:52.739
Because you suck at anything else. You suck at

01:24:52.739 --> 01:24:56.159
football and you suck at analysis. Media outlet.

01:24:56.859 --> 01:24:59.340
On athletes, on players, on more from facts.

01:24:59.899 --> 01:25:01.760
I think this is the nature of the social media

01:25:01.760 --> 01:25:04.079
beast in which we live in. So I believe Diana

01:25:04.079 --> 01:25:06.560
Rossini has made a living in that. So you would

01:25:06.560 --> 01:25:09.279
anticipate that she would probably be more equipped

01:25:09.279 --> 01:25:12.840
to handle what she has made a living doing. That's

01:25:12.840 --> 01:25:14.760
number one. Number two, you also have to acknowledge

01:25:14.760 --> 01:25:17.119
this is still a troublesome situation. Yeah,

01:25:17.159 --> 01:25:19.000
was it a troublesome situation when you were

01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:22.800
banging Joy Taylor? For her family and for the

01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:25.460
Vrabel family, so acknowledging that. Yeah, especially

01:25:25.460 --> 01:25:28.079
the Vrabel family. Imagine being his kids. Number

01:25:28.079 --> 01:25:30.229
three, it doesn't look good. Did it look good

01:25:30.229 --> 01:25:31.989
when you were plowing Joy Taylor? It doesn't

01:25:31.989 --> 01:25:34.050
look good for several reasons. We didn't forget

01:25:34.050 --> 01:25:36.310
about that, bud. Everyone else might have, but

01:25:36.310 --> 01:25:38.710
I didn't. The first thing Diana Rossini came

01:25:38.710 --> 01:25:40.590
out and said was she was on a girl's trip. So

01:25:40.590 --> 01:25:43.390
rather than simply providing the photos of the

01:25:43.390 --> 01:25:46.789
other women at said hotel in Sedona, you resigned.

01:25:47.229 --> 01:25:51.689
Yeah. And you should have resigned. It's number

01:25:51.689 --> 01:25:55.840
one. Number two. If you did not do anything,

01:25:56.180 --> 01:25:58.340
why would you resign? Because it only makes it

01:25:58.340 --> 01:26:01.199
look like you're guilty as charged. That is a

01:26:01.199 --> 01:26:04.180
very good point from this moron. Once a year,

01:26:04.199 --> 01:26:07.119
you get a good point. Once a day, a broken clock

01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:10.640
is right. If a judge were to accuse an individual

01:26:10.640 --> 01:26:12.699
of murder, the individual wouldn't be like, you

01:26:12.699 --> 01:26:14.439
know what? Just throw the sentence at me, judge.

01:26:14.579 --> 01:26:15.979
I'm tired of people making fun of me on social

01:26:15.979 --> 01:26:19.270
media. I'm tired of your voice. Dude. How are

01:26:19.270 --> 01:26:22.029
you talking about someone's infidelity and someone

01:26:22.029 --> 01:26:24.289
just sleeping around when you did that to Joy

01:26:24.289 --> 01:26:27.310
Taylor? Now, granted, if I had a chance to plow

01:26:27.310 --> 01:26:30.850
Joy Taylor, would I? Yes. But how are you on

01:26:30.850 --> 01:26:34.689
some moral ground, Emmanuel Acho? You don't say,

01:26:34.750 --> 01:26:38.489
no, I'm innocent. So this also doesn't appear

01:26:38.489 --> 01:26:41.369
good for Diana Rossini. Did it appear good for

01:26:41.369 --> 01:26:45.850
you? Assuming you are telling the truth, why

01:26:45.850 --> 01:26:50.500
would you resign? From a job cost yourself money,

01:26:50.659 --> 01:26:53.680
your family money. Yeah, that poor family. Kids,

01:26:53.939 --> 01:26:56.619
money. Why would you resign from a job? I'm sick

01:26:56.619 --> 01:26:59.539
of you, Emmanuel. You're a moron. And you think

01:26:59.539 --> 01:27:02.279
we all forgot about it, but we did not. Everyone

01:27:02.279 --> 01:27:05.699
else might have. I'll call you out. You seem

01:27:05.699 --> 01:27:08.380
stupid. I don't look at Emmanuel and go, oh,

01:27:08.439 --> 01:27:10.640
what a genius he is. Time for Sydney Sweeney

01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:15.020
News. Happy hour, baby. Turn it up. Turn it up.

01:27:16.239 --> 01:27:22.920
Happy hour. Sidney Sweeney News This that Sidney

01:27:22.920 --> 01:27:25.760
Sweeney News on Hoppy Hour Ryan never filters,

01:27:25.840 --> 01:27:28.239
he just talk his power Got the whole show shook

01:27:28.239 --> 01:27:30.859
when he say she fire Two hands on the wheel,

01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:33.340
but his mind on the flyer Sidney Sweeney News

01:27:33.340 --> 01:27:36.319
on Hoppy Hour He saying how you feel, turn up

01:27:36.319 --> 01:27:40.119
A -hour If I had a hotline, he the operator He

01:27:40.119 --> 01:27:44.079
the biggest commentator Mic on light red, he

01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:47.300
already wildin' Sydney, whole chat start smiling

01:27:47.300 --> 01:27:50.340
Look, I'm just honest, he lean and confide Says

01:27:50.340 --> 01:27:53.020
her name once, what? Ratings go sky high Car

01:27:53.020 --> 01:27:56.039
talk, bar talk, that boy unrehearsed Producer

01:27:56.039 --> 01:27:59.020
in the booth like, please don't curse Laugh track,

01:27:59.100 --> 01:28:01.819
ready when he starts, that's real Top tier, 10

01:28:01.819 --> 01:28:04.960
out of 10, that's real That's real, real, real

01:28:08.989 --> 01:28:11.010
He just talk his power, uh Got the whole show

01:28:11.010 --> 01:28:13.569
shook when he said she fired, uh Two hands on

01:28:13.569 --> 01:28:16.270
the wheel, but his mind on the fly Sidney Sweeney

01:28:16.270 --> 01:28:19.250
news on, happy hour He said, how you feel? Turn

01:28:19.250 --> 01:28:22.270
up here, y 'all The plot had a hotline, he the

01:28:22.270 --> 01:28:26.329
operator He the biggest commentator Call us hit

01:28:26.329 --> 01:28:28.829
the line like, bro, you obsessed He laugh, I'm

01:28:28.829 --> 01:28:31.689
just saying she a blood arrest Clips go viral

01:28:31.689 --> 01:28:34.489
when he press that play Move feet flooded with

01:28:34.489 --> 01:28:37.420
a face all day Sidekick roll out Trying to change

01:28:37.420 --> 01:28:40.000
that lane He draggin' right back, run that name

01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:43.500
again No cap, whole map, know what he think You

01:28:43.500 --> 01:28:45.699
hear Sidney Sweeney when you twist that lane

01:28:45.699 --> 01:28:50.399
And that Sidney Sweeney knows I'll hop it out

01:28:50.399 --> 01:28:53.359
Ryan never flipped us, he just talk his pow Got

01:28:53.359 --> 01:28:56.039
the whole show shook when he said she fired Two

01:28:56.039 --> 01:29:01.659
hands on the wheel, but his mind on the fly Oh

01:29:01.659 --> 01:29:09.560
yeah! 8 -5 -6 4 -9 -0 -B 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6

01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:14.239
-7 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.

01:29:14.779 --> 01:29:18.140
You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

01:29:18.140 --> 01:29:28.939
.com. Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are Instagram

01:29:28.939 --> 01:29:31.779
official. Oh yeah, you know it's gotta be fun

01:29:31.779 --> 01:29:33.699
having sex on her. Months of a budding romance.

01:29:34.039 --> 01:29:36.279
Sidney heart -launched their relationship with

01:29:36.279 --> 01:29:39.100
a cozy photo shared to her Instagram story April

01:29:39.100 --> 01:29:42.140
15th. That's good. In the black and white snap,

01:29:42.399 --> 01:29:44.300
Sidney... You know Scooter Braun's ex must be

01:29:44.300 --> 01:29:46.979
so jealous. He smiles at the camera while Scooter

01:29:46.979 --> 01:29:49.859
wraps his arms around her from behind. Oh yeah!

01:29:50.779 --> 01:29:53.180
You know he loves it from behind. She had a...

01:29:53.180 --> 01:29:54.979
Well, I'll give it to her. Maybe he likes it

01:29:54.979 --> 01:29:57.010
as well, you know, with the toy. Personal touched

01:29:57.010 --> 01:30:00.010
the snap with a white heart in the corner. Scooter,

01:30:00.010 --> 01:30:02.170
meanwhile, reposted Sidney's story to his own,

01:30:02.270 --> 01:30:05.050
writing underneath, lucky bastard. All right,

01:30:05.050 --> 01:30:09.670
dang them. Let's see what we got here. Mm -hmm.

01:30:10.170 --> 01:30:15.310
Happy Hot Topic! American Pie's Shannon Elizabeth

01:30:15.310 --> 01:30:19.130
is joining OnlyFans. Hell yeah! We all know how

01:30:19.130 --> 01:30:21.449
much I love older women. This is some greatness.

01:30:21.970 --> 01:30:24.170
More than two decades after her starring role

01:30:24.170 --> 01:30:27.590
in the 1999 raunchy comedy, the now 52 -year

01:30:27.590 --> 01:30:30.050
-old is reclaiming her sexuality. Gosh, she's

01:30:30.050 --> 01:30:32.869
so freaking hot for 52. On the steamy platform.

01:30:33.470 --> 01:30:38.729
Oh, this is incredible. Oh, my God. This is too

01:30:38.729 --> 01:30:41.630
much. Oh, you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez.

01:30:43.000 --> 01:30:45.640
God bless the internet. There you go. So she's

01:30:45.640 --> 01:30:47.260
on OnlyFans, but I'm sure she won't be doing

01:30:47.260 --> 01:30:49.319
sex. I'll just be like, you know, selfies and

01:30:49.319 --> 01:30:54.300
pretending to talk to her fans. Rihanna is the

01:30:54.300 --> 01:30:56.300
only girl in the world with this achievement.

01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:59.439
The singer makes history as the first woman to

01:30:59.439 --> 01:31:02.319
surpass 200 million Recording Industry Association

01:31:02.319 --> 01:31:06.180
of America single certifications. That is a mouthful.

01:31:06.619 --> 01:31:08.260
Despite the fact that she has not. You know,

01:31:08.260 --> 01:31:11.020
she gives A $AP Rocky a mouthful. Leased a new

01:31:11.020 --> 01:31:13.359
album in more than a decade. All right, good

01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:17.840
for you. You did it, babe. You're a legend. Mm

01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:25.340
-hmm. Time for Beckham News. Yeah. Turn it up,

01:31:25.380 --> 01:31:29.319
turn it up. Let me tell my story real quick.

01:31:31.039 --> 01:31:33.899
Put up late, still first on the sheet Been bendin'

01:31:33.899 --> 01:31:35.699
these corners, I've been runnin' these streets

01:31:35.699 --> 01:31:37.840
They scrollin' for the cameras, I scrollin' for

01:31:37.840 --> 01:31:40.020
the stats Got trophies in my mind, they just

01:31:40.020 --> 01:31:42.619
posin' for the flash Everybody worship what the

01:31:42.619 --> 01:31:45.060
tabloids tell But they don't see the work, they

01:31:45.060 --> 01:31:47.460
just buy that shell I ain't hatin' on the hustle,

01:31:47.539 --> 01:31:50.819
I just hate the act Built on PR teams and a filtered

01:31:50.819 --> 01:31:53.939
past I ain't tryna be black, I'm that vibe, treasure

01:31:53.939 --> 01:31:56.819
me Old Bradford hollow, just plastered to me

01:31:56.819 --> 01:32:13.180
They live for the gossip, I'm past I came from

01:32:13.180 --> 01:32:15.220
the quiet where the lights don't reach Where

01:32:15.220 --> 01:32:17.140
dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each

01:32:17.140 --> 01:32:19.800
week They float on the room or I float on the

01:32:19.800 --> 01:32:22.399
beat Flexin' on the yacht, I'm investin' in the

01:32:22.399 --> 01:32:24.899
team I'd rather live my block than chase that

01:32:24.899 --> 01:32:27.500
fame They'd rather chase a lens than change that

01:32:27.500 --> 01:32:30.500
game If Icon means shallow, then keep that tag

01:32:30.500 --> 01:32:33.340
You can have that mirror, I'll keep my bag I

01:32:33.340 --> 01:32:35.920
ain't tryna be Beckham, that vibe pressure me

01:32:35.920 --> 01:32:38.539
Whole brain for hollow, just plastered to me

01:32:38.539 --> 01:32:41.279
They live for the gossip, I'm past the feed David

01:32:41.279 --> 01:32:43.779
Beckham and his family, that's whack to me I

01:32:43.779 --> 01:32:46.460
ain't tryna be Beckham, that's last to me All

01:32:46.460 --> 01:33:07.710
press, no soul, that's a casualty They pose Victoria

01:33:07.710 --> 01:33:10.909
Beckham is responding to son Brooklyn Peltz Beckham's

01:33:10.909 --> 01:33:14.500
allegations. Oh yeah, what a dumb family. After

01:33:14.500 --> 01:33:16.659
Brooklyn publicly accused his parents of trying

01:33:16.659 --> 01:33:19.520
to ruin his relationship with wife Nicola Peltz

01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:21.899
-Beckham, the Spice Girls alum spoke out and

01:33:21.899 --> 01:33:24.260
addressed the 26 -year -old's estrangement with

01:33:24.260 --> 01:33:26.439
the rest of the family. Man, life's short. Get

01:33:26.439 --> 01:33:27.880
along with your parents. I didn't get along with

01:33:27.880 --> 01:33:30.579
my dad and I miss him. In an April 15th interview

01:33:30.579 --> 01:33:32.359
with the Wall Street Journal, Victoria said,

01:33:32.479 --> 01:33:34.739
quote, we've always tried to be the best parents

01:33:34.739 --> 01:33:36.720
that we can be. And, you know, we've been in

01:33:36.720 --> 01:33:38.859
the public eye for more than 30 years right now.

01:33:38.960 --> 01:33:41.220
And all we've ever tried to do is protect our

01:33:41.220 --> 01:33:43.520
children and love our children. And, you know,

01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:45.840
that's all I really want to say about it. All

01:33:45.840 --> 01:33:49.539
right. Yeah, but you're in a loveless relationship

01:33:49.539 --> 01:33:53.939
with the man known as David. So it's kind of

01:33:53.939 --> 01:33:57.239
hard to feel bad for you, honey. Yeah. Yeah.

01:33:59.879 --> 01:34:02.840
Something ain't right, man. Today's very music

01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:06.899
oriented. Keep counting. Keep cutting. Keep counting.

01:34:07.640 --> 01:34:10.560
in the crib like yo who all these name tags on

01:34:10.560 --> 01:34:13.720
babies wrote up car seats mama in a denim skirt

01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:16.359
daddy with the side part everybody smiles but

01:34:16.359 --> 01:34:19.079
i get a weird vibe start chalkboard chores running

01:34:19.079 --> 01:34:21.699
down the hallway tuesday is for twins thursday

01:34:21.699 --> 01:34:25.100
just for laundry buddy up buddy up that's a slogan

01:34:25.100 --> 01:34:27.859
i'm like how many birthdays you still holding

01:34:27.859 --> 01:34:30.479
too many roll call sound like a rolling credit

01:34:30.479 --> 01:34:33.539
sequence every single kid got the same freaking

01:34:33.539 --> 01:34:36.239
sequence same shirt same head same bible on the

01:34:36.239 --> 01:35:07.579
dresser all Alright, now. Happy Hot Topic! almost

01:35:07.579 --> 01:35:09.619
a perfect transition but we gotta unmute this

01:35:09.619 --> 01:35:12.399
all right i know joseph duggar's in -laws are

01:35:12.399 --> 01:35:15.279
speaking out kendra duggar's parents paul caldwell

01:35:15.279 --> 01:35:17.720
and christina caldwell spoke out for the first

01:35:17.720 --> 01:35:22.140
time since joseph who married kendra in 2017

01:35:22.140 --> 01:35:25.159
was arrested last month for allegedly molesting

01:35:25.159 --> 01:35:27.279
a nine -year -old girl on a family vacation in

01:35:27.279 --> 01:35:30.380
2020 Writing in a family statement on Instagram

01:35:30.380 --> 01:35:33.500
April 15th, quote, our family is both troubled

01:35:33.500 --> 01:35:35.920
and heartbroken over the alleged actions committed

01:35:35.920 --> 01:35:38.460
by our son -in -law. We are devastated for the

01:35:38.460 --> 01:35:40.699
young girl, a child who was courageous in every

01:35:40.699 --> 01:35:43.180
way to share her truth. We stand by her. You

01:35:43.180 --> 01:35:45.420
know Joseph's like, shut up! Her, both in support

01:35:45.420 --> 01:35:49.340
and prayer and forever will. Alright, yeah. You

01:35:49.340 --> 01:35:50.899
know that can't make him feel good. You know

01:35:50.899 --> 01:35:52.380
as a sociopath, he's like, you're supposed to

01:35:52.380 --> 01:36:53.600
side with me, not them. Hoppy Hour. With that

01:36:53.600 --> 01:36:57.439
plastic smile Fake outrage in a sprayed on style

01:37:39.050 --> 01:37:42.750
Baby, no script, just rage and jokes. Got it.

01:37:42.850 --> 01:37:46.510
Loud tone choir going crazy while he roasts those

01:37:46.510 --> 01:37:52.630
TV folks. Wicked side of Iraq. Get the phones,

01:37:52.689 --> 01:38:38.729
let it ring. We got one simple fact. Oh, yeah.

01:38:40.010 --> 01:38:47.829
856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -49 -46773. You're tweeting

01:38:47.829 --> 01:38:50.689
me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me,

01:38:50.789 --> 01:38:53.770
RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Here's Megyn Kelly

01:38:53.770 --> 01:39:05.550
ripping into Sidney Sweeney. I should do that

01:39:05.550 --> 01:39:08.069
thing where I have it unmuted. Man, I'm trying

01:39:08.069 --> 01:39:11.869
so hard. I tried so hard. It got so far. And,

01:39:11.949 --> 01:39:14.149
you know, it doesn't matter. She's dressed as

01:39:14.149 --> 01:39:17.510
a baby. Yeah, you know Megyn Kelly probably uses

01:39:17.510 --> 01:39:21.529
teeth. She's in a baby's outfit. She's sucking

01:39:21.529 --> 01:39:24.289
on a binky. You do realize that they had her

01:39:24.289 --> 01:39:26.189
do this for attention to have morons like you

01:39:26.189 --> 01:39:29.149
talk about her, right? Pacifier. And her legs

01:39:29.149 --> 01:39:34.140
are completely spread. Hell yeah! And I... That's

01:39:34.140 --> 01:39:36.680
Scooter Braun's territory. You can have a laugh,

01:39:36.680 --> 01:39:38.600
of course, because it's just, I shocked you,

01:39:38.619 --> 01:39:41.220
but the truth is this. Who's that moron laughing

01:39:41.220 --> 01:39:43.039
in the background, her wits producer? This is

01:39:43.039 --> 01:39:49.720
like, this is sexualizing infancy. It's shock

01:39:49.720 --> 01:39:53.819
factor, honey. That's what this is. Oh, well,

01:39:53.840 --> 01:40:01.020
there you go. I mean, she's not wrong, but she's

01:40:01.020 --> 01:40:06.380
also a nine. Yeah, live from the bird. Yeah,

01:40:06.460 --> 01:40:09.300
yeah, yeah, yeah, you know where to go. Hoppy

01:40:09.300 --> 01:40:15.859
out, Britney lose part two. Six now, Ram, Big

01:40:15.859 --> 01:40:19.430
Mike, big rating. Talk wild bout sex, love datin'

01:40:19.430 --> 01:40:22.310
Sleep beat, sun signal, hit the equator Local

01:40:22.310 --> 01:40:25.630
boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame Lula on

01:40:25.630 --> 01:40:28.270
the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her

01:40:28.270 --> 01:40:30.789
on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell

01:40:30.789 --> 01:40:33.329
for the plan Whole thing's fun, buy the soups,

01:40:33.329 --> 01:40:36.529
not the bands Britney News is back, crap crazy,

01:40:36.630 --> 01:40:39.590
crazy Y 'all got played and the story got hazy

01:40:39.590 --> 01:40:41.949
They sold you a script, y 'all called it a cause

01:40:41.949 --> 01:40:44.109
But the cash came first, she just gave them laws

01:40:44.109 --> 01:40:47.180
Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy Rolled

01:40:47.180 --> 01:40:49.539
the whole time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that

01:40:49.539 --> 01:40:51.979
dial, hoppy touch through the scale Worldwide

01:40:51.979 --> 01:40:55.619
show, but it talk like fam Throwback joints in

01:40:55.619 --> 01:40:58.859
the cup, we vibin' Then we dive deep in the lousy

01:40:58.859 --> 01:41:02.079
right Teen idols push like perfect angles Every

01:41:02.079 --> 01:41:05.060
tabloid angle, all triangles Spin, spin, spin

01:41:05.060 --> 01:41:07.640
till the truths look fake Whole fanbase fake

01:41:07.640 --> 01:41:10.060
like a birthday cake You were hashtags, merch,

01:41:10.140 --> 01:41:12.840
and a wristband They were private jets, you were

01:41:12.840 --> 01:41:15.760
quicksand Britney knows this black crap crazy,

01:41:15.800 --> 01:41:18.859
crazy Y 'all got played and the story got hazed.

01:41:18.899 --> 01:41:21.140
They sold you a script. Y 'all caught it at cause.

01:41:21.220 --> 01:41:23.159
But the cash came first. You just gave them a

01:41:23.159 --> 01:41:25.979
plot. Britney knows this black crap craze. They

01:41:25.979 --> 01:41:27.939
wrote the whole plot. Y 'all caught in a maze

01:41:27.939 --> 01:41:30.279
and turned that dial. Hoppy cut through the scam.

01:41:30.720 --> 01:41:33.640
Worldwide show, but he talk like fam. Alright.

01:41:34.560 --> 01:41:40.619
I know. Happy Hot Topic! Britney was on a downward

01:41:40.619 --> 01:41:44.000
spiral. Drugs and alcohol abuse. Oh yeah, she's

01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:49.319
crazy. There she is dancing with knives. Stunning

01:41:49.319 --> 01:41:57.220
and bizarre social media posts. Then her rock

01:41:57.220 --> 01:42:01.079
bottom, the DUI arrest last month. She was flailing

01:42:01.079 --> 01:42:03.859
until a dramatic intervention led her to check

01:42:03.859 --> 01:42:06.220
herself into rehab. It's something that really

01:42:06.220 --> 01:42:08.939
shook her and she finally is understanding and

01:42:08.939 --> 01:42:11.180
realizing. Yeah, yeah, she realizes she needs

01:42:11.180 --> 01:42:13.600
to change, hopefully. It's saying that it's time

01:42:13.600 --> 01:42:16.439
to get help. Daily Mail's Kayla Brantley. Man,

01:42:16.479 --> 01:42:18.920
that girl's freaking hot. Revealing how her son,

01:42:19.079 --> 01:42:21.600
Sean. Can you tell I'm on a dress belt? Preston

01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:24.619
and Jaden James finally broke through. An insider

01:42:24.619 --> 01:42:27.439
told us that they gave her kind of an ultimatum.

01:42:27.520 --> 01:42:29.800
It was basically. Mommy, get your act together.

01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:36.140
And can we have some money? Copy hour. Copy hour.

01:42:48.170 --> 01:42:50.409
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:42:50.409 --> 01:42:53.390
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:42:53.390 --> 01:42:58.750
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:42:58.750 --> 01:43:03.850
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:43:03.850 --> 01:43:05.869
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:43:05.869 --> 01:43:08.569
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:43:08.569 --> 01:43:11.270
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:43:11.489 --> 01:43:15.210
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:43:15.250 --> 01:43:18.890
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Now she'll go

01:43:18.890 --> 01:43:27.350
her way, and I'll go mine. Mirror! Mirror! Mirror!

01:43:27.710 --> 01:43:36.939
Mirror! Mirror! Mirror! But what that got to

01:43:36.939 --> 01:43:39.380
do with me As long as you're straight up with

01:43:39.380 --> 01:43:41.859
me I don't give a damn who you see But when I'm

01:43:41.859 --> 01:43:44.319
back in town So spend some time with me Whenever

01:43:44.319 --> 01:43:46.619
your man is not around Let me be the one that'll

01:43:46.619 --> 01:43:48.699
hold you down Whenever your man is not around

01:43:48.699 --> 01:43:51.619
Let me be the one that'll hold you down I'll

01:43:51.619 --> 01:43:53.380
be the one that'll turn you, turn you from the

01:43:53.380 --> 01:43:55.739
ground Cause you can be yourself with me, no

01:43:55.739 --> 01:43:57.899
need for front -ended suckin' in your stomach

01:43:57.899 --> 01:44:00.199
No need to suck in your stomach, knowin' them,

01:44:00.279 --> 01:44:02.939
but you can't breathe Loosen up just a little

01:44:02.939 --> 01:44:04.960
bit, I'm the one you need to chill with When

01:44:04.960 --> 01:44:07.140
you need to, somebody real, ooh, wait till you

01:44:07.140 --> 01:44:10.020
see my heart Later we'll talk about it, after

01:44:10.020 --> 01:44:12.520
the first time You might not wanna be without

01:44:12.520 --> 01:44:14.720
it, there's a reason you cheatin' on me Compare

01:44:14.720 --> 01:44:17.220
him to me, I doubt it, I'm gon' blaze us We can

01:44:17.220 --> 01:44:19.579
go somewhere private and see about it Ain't nobody

01:44:19.579 --> 01:44:23.600
know Feelin' strong, wanna know we can get this

01:44:23.600 --> 01:44:31.039
on If you be my Mrs. Jones Mrs., Mrs. Jones Don't

01:44:31.039 --> 01:44:32.880
mean to change your name, but I'm gonna call

01:44:32.880 --> 01:44:35.460
you Mrs. Jones We both know what's wrong, but

01:44:35.460 --> 01:44:38.399
baby, we can get this on Relax and let it go,

01:44:38.420 --> 01:44:42.220
nobody can stop us We got a thing going on, let's

01:44:42.220 --> 01:44:44.640
keep this going on Don't mean to change your

01:44:44.640 --> 01:44:47.399
name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones We both

01:44:47.399 --> 01:44:49.399
know what's wrong, but baby, we can get this

01:44:49.399 --> 01:44:54.589
on Relax and let it go, nobody can stop us I

01:44:54.589 --> 01:44:58.850
can tell you what you missin' You miss them hugs

01:44:58.850 --> 01:45:01.329
and kisses You miss excitement at night And you

01:45:01.329 --> 01:45:03.470
miss excitement at night And girl, you don't

01:45:03.470 --> 01:45:05.770
feel the same And he's steady trippin', ain't

01:45:05.770 --> 01:45:07.750
he? Trippin', ain't he? Trippin', trippin', ain't

01:45:07.750 --> 01:45:09.750
he? And I'm gon' simply change it See, I can

01:45:09.750 --> 01:45:12.569
taste your cherry pie before I slide inside See,

01:45:12.710 --> 01:45:14.750
I miss those and cause they lonely And they get

01:45:14.750 --> 01:45:17.810
some time I read between them lines I see that

01:45:17.810 --> 01:45:21.869
you be crying Cause he ain't even trying Girl,

01:45:22.270 --> 01:45:24.449
you ain't foolin' me Your man ain't who he used

01:45:24.449 --> 01:45:26.810
to be I'm close, girl, he ain't cool as me Feel

01:45:26.810 --> 01:45:29.770
the riches in me You just like the queen of England

01:45:29.770 --> 01:45:32.289
So when you're ready for some freakin' You ain't

01:45:32.289 --> 01:45:34.810
gotta leave him You can, you can be my Mrs. Jones

01:45:34.810 --> 01:45:40.869
Mrs. Mrs. Jones Don't need to change your name

01:45:40.869 --> 01:45:43.609
But I'm gon' cause the Mrs. Jones We both know

01:45:43.609 --> 01:45:45.630
what's wrong But baby, we can get this wrong

01:45:45.630 --> 01:45:49.609
Relax a little too Nobody cares to know We got

01:45:49.609 --> 01:46:06.500
a thing going Let's get busy, baby, take it off

01:46:06.500 --> 01:46:08.899
Make it wiggle when you want Neighbors gonna

01:46:08.899 --> 01:46:11.319
call the law Cause I'm about to break you off

01:46:11.319 --> 01:46:14.140
Got kids, knock them out Send them out with your

01:46:14.140 --> 01:46:16.960
spouse Make it rock when it's off Wanna see you

01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:21.340
cry the loud Me and you, let's have a ball That's

01:46:21.340 --> 01:46:23.680
the phone, out the wall, let me see that monkey

01:46:23.680 --> 01:46:26.840
paw Dip it low, ride it slow, on the bed, on

01:46:26.840 --> 01:46:29.460
the floor Up and down, there we go, round and

01:46:29.460 --> 01:46:31.880
round, yeah you know We even like some animals,

01:46:32.279 --> 01:46:34.619
kinda camera striker pose Girl, let's take a

01:46:34.619 --> 01:46:37.319
lot of those, when we done, take some more I

01:46:37.319 --> 01:46:39.619
know you tired of creepin', but now you know

01:46:39.619 --> 01:46:42.039
you cheatin' But you with me because you like

01:46:42.039 --> 01:46:44.560
the way that Jay is eatin' You know it feels

01:46:44.560 --> 01:46:47.380
good, but we both know it's raw This what it

01:46:47.380 --> 01:46:55.229
is, girl My Mrs. Jones Mrs. Jones Don't mean

01:46:55.229 --> 01:46:57.229
to change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.

01:46:57.390 --> 01:46:59.949
Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we

01:46:59.949 --> 01:47:03.569
can get it wrong Relax a little, nobody cares

01:47:03.569 --> 01:47:06.609
to know We got a thing going on, let's get this

01:47:06.609 --> 01:47:08.850
shit going on Don't mean to change your name,

01:47:08.930 --> 01:47:13.789
but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones Whatever. Slow

01:47:13.789 --> 01:47:30.149
Rock Players with Mrs. Jones remix. Now for something

01:47:30.149 --> 01:48:18.199
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

01:48:18.199 --> 01:48:26.380
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

01:48:26.380 --> 01:48:30.600
it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.

01:48:30.659 --> 01:48:40.100
The other stations are tuned in too. Oh yeah,

01:48:40.180 --> 01:48:42.319
it's time for Royal Family and Kardashian News.

01:48:43.159 --> 01:48:45.960
Because in America, the Kardashians is our royal

01:48:45.960 --> 01:48:49.979
family. They're both vapid, nepo -baby morons.

01:48:51.119 --> 01:49:02.979
I kind of like Khloe. Yo, yo, yo. Oh, sure. Yo,

01:49:02.979 --> 01:49:09.420
yo, yo. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Newsflash,

01:49:09.420 --> 01:49:12.899
Hoppy Hour got the tea spilling. Rose and Kardashian's

01:49:12.899 --> 01:49:15.720
dumb nepo villains. Crowns made of cloud, castles

01:49:15.720 --> 01:49:18.699
built on fame. Reality's a circus, everybody's

01:49:18.699 --> 01:49:21.539
fair game. Paparazzi snapping, black lions in

01:49:21.539 --> 01:49:23.479
the zoo. Golden spoons in their mouths, they

01:49:23.479 --> 01:49:26.909
don't chew. No hustle. Just to hand me down,

01:49:26.970 --> 01:49:29.789
thrown, earned nothing But they claim the zone

01:49:29.789 --> 01:49:33.890
Royal family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just

01:49:33.890 --> 01:49:37.289
the same old view Naples babies riding on a silver

01:49:37.289 --> 01:49:40.510
spoon Turn the dial, oppies breaking the tune

01:49:40.510 --> 01:49:44.569
Royal family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just

01:49:44.569 --> 01:49:47.930
the same old view Naples babies riding on a silver

01:49:47.930 --> 01:49:51.170
spoon Turn the dial, oppies breaking the tune

01:49:51.930 --> 01:49:54.369
King Charles with his face on a pound But no

01:49:54.369 --> 01:49:57.029
way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound Kim's

01:49:57.029 --> 01:50:00.510
empire, make up them scandals Selling us drama

01:50:00.510 --> 01:50:03.489
like lit birthday candles Suits and tiaras, fake

01:50:03.489 --> 01:50:06.989
realities bloom From Buckingham halls to Calabasas

01:50:06.989 --> 01:50:09.810
rooms Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through the facade

01:50:09.810 --> 01:50:12.529
Dropping bars heavy, no applause for the fraud

01:50:12.529 --> 01:50:16.159
Radio waves, truth in the static Calling out

01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:19.260
the fakes. Systematic. From palace to mansion.

01:50:19.439 --> 01:50:22.779
All the same. Hoppy's voice loud. Breaking the

01:50:22.779 --> 01:50:39.920
game. Oh, yeah. A56. 49W. A564946773. You can

01:50:39.920 --> 01:50:45.180
tweet at me. At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Always email

01:50:45.180 --> 01:50:58.840
me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right.

01:50:58.840 --> 01:51:07.460
Here we go. Happy Hot Topic. Kim Kardashian and

01:51:07.460 --> 01:51:10.159
Lewis Hamilton are driving these romance rumors

01:51:10.159 --> 01:51:13.170
home. And how many guys is... Kim Benoit. And

01:51:13.170 --> 01:51:15.109
by the way, good for Lewis. He gets the plower.

01:51:15.210 --> 01:51:18.010
After being spotted together at Coachella Weekend

01:51:18.010 --> 01:51:20.710
One, the reality star and Formula One driver

01:51:20.710 --> 01:51:24.210
go out shopping together on April 14th in Los

01:51:24.210 --> 01:51:27.310
Angeles. The pair browse a furniture store, checking

01:51:27.310 --> 01:51:29.609
out rugs and... Alright, so they went out shopping.

01:51:29.949 --> 01:51:31.850
And then there's this right here. Khloe goes

01:51:31.850 --> 01:51:38.640
off on Lamar. Happy Hot Topic! Do people think

01:51:38.640 --> 01:51:40.500
I just like talking about this all day long?

01:51:40.619 --> 01:51:44.060
F*** no. It's traumatic. I have to relive things.

01:51:44.380 --> 01:51:46.500
Yeah, Lamar's really embarrassing. He was really

01:51:46.500 --> 01:51:49.199
good on the Lakers. He helped out Kobe. But now

01:51:49.199 --> 01:51:51.899
he's just a drug, maybe at least formerly drug

01:51:51.899 --> 01:51:55.239
addicted, but a loser! And an embarrassment to

01:51:55.239 --> 01:51:58.380
men. I have to talk about things that weren't

01:51:58.380 --> 01:52:01.859
fun in my life. I feel so dumb. I spent hours

01:52:01.859 --> 01:52:05.920
and time doing this documentary. As a favor.

01:52:06.079 --> 01:52:08.960
I'm not paid one penny. Yeah, that's kind of

01:52:08.960 --> 01:52:10.960
stupid, man. Chloe, she seems like such a sweet

01:52:10.960 --> 01:52:12.779
person, but she seems like she gets taken advantage

01:52:12.779 --> 01:52:14.939
of a little bit. I didn't do any, like, people

01:52:14.939 --> 01:52:16.439
are like, oh, I wonder how much she got paid.

01:52:17.020 --> 01:52:19.319
What? Everyone is, like, shocked. Like, how did

01:52:19.319 --> 01:52:23.640
the tune change so much? And I think it's changed

01:52:23.640 --> 01:52:27.420
just because he's seeing. the response. Yeah,

01:52:27.420 --> 01:52:30.659
yeah. Lamar Odom, like, I feel bad for him because

01:52:30.659 --> 01:52:33.359
he's mentally ill. But man, he gave Chloe no

01:52:33.359 --> 01:52:35.000
credit when she was the only person that cared

01:52:35.000 --> 01:52:38.140
about him. There's no guarantee that God's real

01:52:38.140 --> 01:52:39.800
or Jesus is real, but she was there for you.

01:52:40.000 --> 01:52:43.140
Oh, I'm going to attack her because she's getting

01:52:43.140 --> 01:52:46.600
so much love. Khloe Kardashian is speaking her

01:52:46.600 --> 01:52:49.619
mind when it comes to Lamar Odom. It's so weird

01:52:49.619 --> 01:52:51.340
seeing they're showing a picture of what she

01:52:51.340 --> 01:52:53.319
looked like before. It's so weird how she transitioned,

01:52:53.460 --> 01:52:56.859
not into a man like her stepfather, but. The

01:52:56.859 --> 01:52:59.199
41 -year -old reality star did 41. I thought

01:52:59.199 --> 01:53:01.340
she was older. And hold back when talking about

01:53:01.340 --> 01:53:04.039
her ex -husband on the April 15th episode of

01:53:04.039 --> 01:53:07.500
her podcast, Chloe in Wonderland, calling him

01:53:07.500 --> 01:53:10.699
out for how he's spoken about her since his Netflix

01:53:10.699 --> 01:53:13.840
documentary, Untold, The Death and Life of Lamar

01:53:13.840 --> 01:53:17.420
Odom came out in March. In a candid conversation

01:53:17.420 --> 01:53:19.760
with her guest and best friend Malika Haque,

01:53:19.859 --> 01:53:22.840
Malika explains why she went back and forth about

01:53:22.840 --> 01:53:25.140
doing the documentary, explaining she ultimately

01:53:25.140 --> 01:53:28.119
did it, quote, as a favor to Lamar, noting it

01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:31.199
was hard to revisit his near fatal overdose in

01:53:31.199 --> 01:53:36.260
2015. I was asked by Lamar or Lamar's team, whatever

01:53:36.260 --> 01:53:38.420
you want to say, I was asked if I can do the

01:53:38.420 --> 01:53:41.560
documentary. I was contemplating because I'm

01:53:41.560 --> 01:53:43.359
like, oh, I don't know if I want to do that.

01:53:43.399 --> 01:53:47.250
And also. I wanted to make sure it was handled

01:53:47.250 --> 01:53:49.550
in the best way. I said, I want to make sure

01:53:49.550 --> 01:53:52.010
this is a positive piece. I don't really want

01:53:52.010 --> 01:53:53.649
to go down this road. If it's negative, he's

01:53:53.649 --> 01:53:55.949
been through enough negative. Man, she cares

01:53:55.949 --> 01:53:58.090
about him more than he cares about himself. Like

01:53:58.090 --> 01:54:01.750
turn the tune here. Everyone was like, no, it's

01:54:01.750 --> 01:54:03.810
amazing. It's going to be really positive. He's

01:54:03.810 --> 01:54:06.149
the one doing it. He's the one asking. I'm like,

01:54:06.250 --> 01:54:09.409
okay, cool. Netflix then was like, we can't finish

01:54:09.409 --> 01:54:11.750
it without you. You're a big chapter. Sure. You

01:54:11.750 --> 01:54:13.270
know, he had a hard time finishing with all those

01:54:13.270 --> 01:54:17.600
drugs. that i willingly do the netflix thing

01:54:17.600 --> 01:54:21.060
for lamar i'm not getting paid one penny to do

01:54:21.060 --> 01:54:25.640
this i have no dog in this fight it doesn't matter

01:54:25.640 --> 01:54:28.140
to me if this documentary is made or not made

01:54:28.140 --> 01:54:31.939
well chloe i'm sorry you went through that lamar

01:54:31.939 --> 01:54:39.590
will always be a loser It's their first visit

01:54:39.590 --> 01:54:44.649
to Australia in almost eight years. A trip down

01:54:44.649 --> 01:54:48.149
under. Over -the -top headlines, one -of -a -kind

01:54:48.149 --> 01:54:55.949
moments. And of course, conscience. It's a long

01:54:55.949 --> 01:54:59.140
way from an official royal tour. Australian TV

01:54:59.140 --> 01:55:01.739
covering Harry and Meghan's arrival on a commercial

01:55:01.739 --> 01:55:04.000
flight. I wish Kyle and Jackie L were still together

01:55:04.000 --> 01:55:06.439
and they could cover it. L .A. I can tell you

01:55:06.439 --> 01:55:08.460
they were sitting up at the pointy end in business

01:55:08.460 --> 01:55:11.640
class. So they let them in, eh? Oh, God. All

01:55:11.640 --> 01:55:13.420
right, so there's that. I didn't notice this

01:55:13.420 --> 01:55:19.100
right here. Meghan Markle says she was once the

01:55:19.100 --> 01:55:21.439
most trolled person in the entire world. Oh,

01:55:21.439 --> 01:55:24.180
poor you. It's almost like when you separate

01:55:24.180 --> 01:55:27.779
a family. and then do a failed podcast where

01:55:27.779 --> 01:55:29.979
you do one episode of actual audio and it sucks,

01:55:30.100 --> 01:55:33.000
and then do a failed TV show on Netflix. It's

01:55:33.000 --> 01:55:36.140
almost like there's consequences. It's almost

01:55:36.140 --> 01:55:38.680
like there's consequences to being a brat. Oh,

01:55:38.680 --> 01:55:41.859
no way. Meghan Markle thinks she's above us.

01:55:41.880 --> 01:56:11.229
Shut up. Your crap smells too. All I will say

01:56:11.229 --> 01:56:13.510
is from a responsibility and leadership standpoint

01:56:13.510 --> 01:56:17.970
epic riveting stuff bro he thinks he's so smart

01:56:17.970 --> 01:56:19.989
they think all the things they say are interesting

01:56:19.989 --> 01:56:22.770
but they're really not because they're not interesting

01:56:22.770 --> 01:56:44.800
people Oh yeah, this year, the NBA had the most

01:56:44.800 --> 01:56:47.560
viewers in 24 years. Almost like being on Peacock

01:56:47.560 --> 01:56:51.699
and not on cable helps. Last night, it was the

01:56:51.699 --> 01:56:54.760
Warriors beating the Clippers and Stephen Curry

01:56:54.760 --> 01:56:58.539
and Al Horford were so clutch and showed why

01:56:58.539 --> 01:57:01.340
they're champions. And as much as I can't stand

01:57:01.340 --> 01:57:06.159
Draymond Green at times, Draymond Green, as the

01:57:06.159 --> 01:57:10.079
cool kids say, was online last night. Oh, it

01:57:10.079 --> 01:57:13.560
was great. And it made me stay up until 2 .30.

01:57:13.659 --> 01:57:20.180
I was so excited. Had me all pumped up. Had me

01:57:20.180 --> 01:57:23.590
going crazy in the clubs. You know what I mean?

01:57:24.489 --> 01:57:27.250
I love Stephen Curry. Everyone told him he would

01:57:27.250 --> 01:57:29.029
amount to nothing in the NBA because he was too

01:57:29.029 --> 01:57:32.189
skinny. And then look, he ended up changing the

01:57:32.189 --> 01:57:35.789
NBA. For good or bad, but he still is revolutionary.

01:57:37.449 --> 01:57:47.850
You know what I mean? I got it. Oh, sure. Here

01:57:47.850 --> 01:57:51.630
is Stephen Curry's play last night. To take the

01:57:51.630 --> 01:58:04.670
lead. Right here. You ready? Right here. Before

01:58:04.670 --> 01:58:08.390
we get off air on Fresno's Hot 97 .7, let's live

01:58:08.390 --> 01:58:16.270
the Bay Area's best. Hell yeah! And they took

01:58:16.270 --> 01:58:21.619
over from there. Al Horford from 3A. And then

01:58:21.619 --> 01:58:34.199
here's Curry. Here he goes. I was so glad I have

01:58:34.199 --> 01:58:39.119
no neighbors. That was screaming. There you go.

01:58:39.220 --> 01:58:43.300
And then here is... Kawhi Leonard talking about

01:58:43.300 --> 01:58:46.340
Draymond's defense where he, you know, stole

01:58:46.340 --> 01:58:49.100
the inbounds and then took over. Kawhi was only

01:58:49.100 --> 01:58:51.119
held to two field goal attempts in the eight

01:58:51.119 --> 01:58:52.619
minutes that he played in the fourth quarter.

01:58:52.680 --> 01:58:56.199
Yeah, Kawhi checked. Defense from Draymond and

01:58:56.199 --> 01:58:58.079
here's Kawhi in his postgame interview talking

01:58:58.079 --> 01:59:00.819
about Draymond's defense, his future with the

01:59:00.819 --> 01:59:03.779
Clippers and the aspiration drama. You came back

01:59:03.779 --> 01:59:05.439
into the game. It was a three -point game in

01:59:05.439 --> 01:59:07.539
the fourth quarter, and I believe up until the

01:59:07.539 --> 01:59:09.159
layup at the end, you only took about one shot.

01:59:09.399 --> 01:59:13.520
Ty credited the way that Draymond, his physicality,

01:59:13.520 --> 01:59:15.180
and the way that they were swarming and blitzing

01:59:15.180 --> 01:59:17.399
you and picking rolls. I was just kind of wondering

01:59:17.399 --> 01:59:20.579
beyond that, did they do anything that really

01:59:20.579 --> 01:59:23.939
kind of limited the ability for you to kind of

01:59:23.939 --> 01:59:26.640
get off more shots? That was it right there.

01:59:27.079 --> 01:59:29.220
Well, you know what? That was it for Hoppy Hour

01:59:29.220 --> 01:59:31.060
as well. We're about to get off the air in Fresno.

01:59:31.159 --> 01:59:35.609
Love you. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will

01:59:35.609 --> 01:59:39.829
be right back. I got 22 seconds, 21 seconds,

01:59:40.210 --> 01:59:44.170
20 seconds, 19 seconds, 18 seconds, 17 seconds,

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16 seconds, 15 seconds, 15 seconds, 13 seconds,

01:59:49.109 --> 01:59:55.649
12 seconds, 11 seconds, 9, 8, 9, 8. This is annoying.

01:59:55.829 --> 02:00:04.430
All right. Talk to you on Monday, Fresno. They

02:00:04.430 --> 02:00:06.850
had a great game plan, just being physical all

02:00:06.850 --> 02:00:09.869
game. making sure I don't get no catching shoe

02:00:09.869 --> 02:00:13.010
shots. So there's Kawhi Leonard. And then Nick

02:00:13.010 --> 02:00:16.829
Wright, that punk from Fox Sports, called out

02:00:16.829 --> 02:00:19.609
LaMelo Ball and called him a clown. And here

02:00:19.609 --> 02:00:22.369
is LaVar Ball being a good dad defending him.

02:00:22.770 --> 02:00:25.109
Now we're getting ready. We got these folks over

02:00:25.109 --> 02:00:27.270
here who ain't commenting on the game and talking

02:00:27.270 --> 02:00:29.569
about somebody a clown. Has Nick Wright ever

02:00:29.569 --> 02:00:32.010
looked in the mirror? I bet you if you look in

02:00:32.010 --> 02:00:33.789
a dictionary right now and you look up a clown,

02:00:33.949 --> 02:00:36.109
you're going to see two things. One, it's going

02:00:36.109 --> 02:00:37.739
to be somebody with some long hair. Long hair

02:00:37.739 --> 02:00:40.239
on the sides and a big -ass nose. Yep. That's

02:00:40.239 --> 02:00:43.140
Dick Wright. There you go. He didn't like it.

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All right. Time for Tampa Bay News. We're in

02:00:46.220 --> 02:00:57.779
garbage time. Yep. Hmm. I got it. Yo, it's Hoppy.

02:00:57.779 --> 02:01:00.739
I will be about to go live. Tampa Bay News is

02:01:00.739 --> 02:01:13.819
the place we arrive from the beast. The first

02:01:13.819 --> 02:01:17.239
headline that I'm going to overlook is that country

02:01:17.239 --> 02:01:19.619
thunder is coming to Clearwater. That's good

02:01:19.619 --> 02:01:34.050
news. Then there's this. Well, beach goers may

02:01:34.050 --> 02:01:37.010
need to pay up to park on St. Pete Beach. Man,

02:01:37.149 --> 02:01:40.050
we are getting screwed by the politicians here

02:01:40.050 --> 02:01:42.590
in the Bay Area. When I moved here, it was so

02:01:42.590 --> 02:01:44.850
affordable. And it's still kind of affordable

02:01:44.850 --> 02:01:47.350
compared to like California or whatever. But

02:01:47.350 --> 02:01:51.010
these politicians are losers. And they're screwing

02:01:51.010 --> 02:01:53.149
over the everyday average Joe and Jane and care

02:01:53.149 --> 02:01:55.310
more about tourists. Tonight, the city council,

02:01:55.409 --> 02:01:57.229
or commission rather, is looking to a resolution

02:01:57.229 --> 02:02:00.130
to solidify new rates and set prices for metered

02:02:00.130 --> 02:02:02.829
and permit parking. News Channel 8's Eden Hodges

02:02:02.829 --> 02:02:04.930
spoke with drivers and joins us live from St.

02:02:05.050 --> 02:02:10.010
Pete Beach with more. Hey, so yeah, people who

02:02:10.010 --> 02:02:12.630
are coming to St. Pete Beach are paying more

02:02:12.630 --> 02:02:15.729
to park here at this beach. The prices went up

02:02:15.729 --> 02:02:19.140
a lot. It's an absolute scam. You know what?

02:02:19.199 --> 02:02:21.939
If you're a boomer listening to my show, I hope

02:02:21.939 --> 02:02:24.319
you enjoyed the days when things were affordable

02:02:24.319 --> 02:02:27.100
and when your generation had it all because you

02:02:27.100 --> 02:02:29.979
left the younger Gen X and the millennial and

02:02:29.979 --> 02:02:36.180
the Gen Z with a bunch of crap. Absolutely ridiculous.

02:02:37.140 --> 02:02:39.619
And then they're so arrogant and unaware they

02:02:39.619 --> 02:02:44.699
did it. Drives me nuts. You know what? Life is

02:02:44.699 --> 02:02:47.039
so short, it's not worth getting mad over, but

02:02:47.039 --> 02:02:49.840
I'll get mad over it. I'll call it out on this

02:02:49.840 --> 02:02:52.939
show. That's what I always do. Three things guaranteed

02:02:52.939 --> 02:02:55.619
in life. Death, taxes, and me being a loud mouth

02:02:55.619 --> 02:03:00.100
and telling you it's ridiculous. Than they do

02:03:00.100 --> 02:03:03.720
at any other of the nearby beaches. The price

02:03:03.720 --> 02:03:07.060
to park for a day on the sand is up. Everything's

02:03:07.060 --> 02:03:10.239
going up. Yeah, but the pay raises are not going

02:03:10.239 --> 02:03:12.840
up. City of St. Pete Beach commissioners are

02:03:12.840 --> 02:03:15.000
hoping to finalize a new resolution regarding

02:03:15.000 --> 02:03:17.859
parking rates. It's not a resolution. To me,

02:03:17.880 --> 02:03:19.659
a resolution is like actually fixing the problem.

02:03:19.739 --> 02:03:22.000
You're just raising the prices. Now that they've

02:03:22.000 --> 02:03:24.460
been raised 50 cents across the board. It's got

02:03:24.460 --> 02:03:28.319
bags. You kind of expect it, right? It would

02:03:28.319 --> 02:03:30.000
be nice if it went down, but I don't think that's

02:03:30.000 --> 02:03:31.779
going to happen for a while. Never. I don't think

02:03:31.779 --> 02:03:33.439
it's ever going to go down. Why would the companies

02:03:33.439 --> 02:03:35.079
ever want to make things cheaper? There's no

02:03:35.079 --> 02:03:39.449
point. Wow. It is a lot, but you pay a lot. for

02:03:39.449 --> 02:03:42.869
any experience today. See, that's the boomer

02:03:42.869 --> 02:03:45.029
saying it. You got the six, seven figures in

02:03:45.029 --> 02:03:47.369
your bank account, so it doesn't affect you.

02:03:47.970 --> 02:03:50.369
The resolution will also address parking during

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events and holidays like Labor Day or the 4th

02:03:53.210 --> 02:03:58.409
of July, which... Good! Keep screwing us! And

02:03:58.409 --> 02:04:00.069
then the boomers wonder why we don't like them.

02:04:00.359 --> 02:04:04.020
It would be a flat rate between $40 to $75, depending

02:04:04.020 --> 02:04:06.619
on what the city manager decides. You know what?

02:04:06.859 --> 02:04:10.140
To that city manager, kiss my ass! It should

02:04:10.140 --> 02:04:12.659
be pretty much set so that people don't show

02:04:12.659 --> 02:04:14.539
up and get a surprise that they're not expecting.

02:04:14.899 --> 02:04:17.420
I mean, it used to be like $2 .50 an hour. Now

02:04:17.420 --> 02:04:19.020
it's going to be like $30 if you're there for

02:04:19.020 --> 02:04:22.939
five hours. Whatever! Kiss my ass! It's tall

02:04:22.939 --> 02:04:26.859
and flabby and I hate you guys! Happy Hot Topic!

02:04:27.800 --> 02:04:29.779
Tampa City and Hillsborough County leaders now

02:04:29.779 --> 02:04:32.460
working to solve how the Tampa Bay Rays pay for

02:04:32.460 --> 02:04:35.180
their proposed $2 .3 billion stadium. You know

02:04:35.180 --> 02:04:38.039
what the Rays are? They're just that, like, passive

02:04:38.039 --> 02:04:40.239
-aggressive woman that you never get the truth

02:04:40.239 --> 02:04:43.319
from. And they just dance around the facts because

02:04:43.319 --> 02:04:47.220
they can. Today, that debate found social media.

02:04:47.560 --> 02:04:49.500
10 Tampa Bay News reporter Eric Glasser explains

02:04:49.500 --> 02:04:53.060
how pressing send spread the fight. Well, today

02:04:53.060 --> 02:04:55.020
Hillsborough County Commissioner Joshua Wostel

02:04:55.020 --> 02:04:58.100
took aim at the raise and their ownership on

02:04:58.100 --> 02:05:01.140
the social media platform. Good. They don't care

02:05:01.140 --> 02:05:04.000
about us. It's all a big monopoly and they're

02:05:04.000 --> 02:05:06.500
screwing us. And they think it's funny because

02:05:06.500 --> 02:05:09.100
there was never a deal on Tampa. And it's obvious

02:05:09.100 --> 02:05:10.979
because if there was a deal on Tampa, it would

02:05:10.979 --> 02:05:16.279
have happened already. X saying he has rescinded

02:05:16.279 --> 02:05:18.880
any goodwill toward the team, accusing them of

02:05:18.880 --> 02:05:21.319
lying. You're telling me a team that's cheap,

02:05:21.460 --> 02:05:23.739
a team that never signed superstars was time

02:05:23.739 --> 02:05:25.899
to pay them up, a team that doesn't even really

02:05:25.899 --> 02:05:27.939
want to be here but is stuck here, you're telling

02:05:27.939 --> 02:05:32.340
me they lied? No way! To him? And to the public.

02:05:32.439 --> 02:05:35.140
Commissioner Wostel's sharply worded tweet follows

02:05:35.140 --> 02:05:38.100
the release of a draft memorandum outlying how

02:05:38.100 --> 02:05:40.539
the Rays hope to fund a new stadium across from

02:05:40.539 --> 02:05:44.760
Ray J. The plan includes $750 million for a team

02:05:44.760 --> 02:05:46.779
that people barely care about. And then the Rays

02:05:46.779 --> 02:05:48.479
fans that do exist think they care about them

02:05:48.479 --> 02:05:51.789
and it's sad. from the county and $250 million

02:05:51.789 --> 02:05:54.590
from the city of Tampa, but also suggests tapping

02:05:54.590 --> 02:05:58.109
into several controversial revenue sources, including

02:05:58.109 --> 02:06:01.609
community investment tax funds. Ah, that doesn't

02:06:01.609 --> 02:06:05.229
sound sketchy at all. Mm -hmm. Wostel's post

02:06:05.229 --> 02:06:07.729
warning, quote, they're literally asking for

02:06:07.729 --> 02:06:10.819
your property taxes. Good. I mean, it's not good,

02:06:10.939 --> 02:06:13.119
but you know what? When it's all said and done,

02:06:13.260 --> 02:06:15.500
I hope you race fans realize that they don't

02:06:15.500 --> 02:06:18.899
care about you. I know it pisses off a lot of

02:06:18.899 --> 02:06:20.979
people when I say it, but they barely want a

02:06:20.979 --> 02:06:23.640
beer. It's a profit to them. There's some owners

02:06:23.640 --> 02:06:26.600
that actually care about the team. Like the Ricketts

02:06:26.600 --> 02:06:30.060
up in Chicago. Or the Yankees. They are the Dodgers.

02:06:30.079 --> 02:06:32.560
They invest in it. The Rays. This is just a bit.

02:06:33.079 --> 02:06:35.600
Big thing for them to keep themselves afloat.

02:06:36.039 --> 02:06:39.079
And may God have mercy on the soul of anyone

02:06:39.079 --> 02:06:41.960
who supports this. The problem is God's not real,

02:06:42.020 --> 02:06:45.140
so we're screwed. The Rays, kiss my ass. The

02:06:45.140 --> 02:06:47.420
whole area gets mad when I say it. There was

02:06:47.420 --> 02:06:49.600
never a deal in Tampa. They don't care about

02:06:49.600 --> 02:06:51.680
the area. Like they said to me, they just want

02:06:51.680 --> 02:06:53.359
to pay for their kid's college fund and their

02:06:53.359 --> 02:06:56.880
mortgage. The thought is, it ain't supportive

02:06:56.880 --> 02:06:58.979
of the Bay Area. And if you think they care about

02:06:58.979 --> 02:07:05.520
you, I'm sorry, they don't. See, I wonder why

02:07:05.520 --> 02:07:36.039
people don't like me. Break they news, from the

02:07:36.039 --> 02:07:38.199
side to the sticks, they relate to the views.

02:07:38.420 --> 02:07:41.520
Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn

02:07:41.520 --> 02:07:43.899
slick, then you fact -check the attitude. What's

02:07:43.899 --> 02:07:48.380
going on? This that Chicago news. Hoppy, I will

02:07:48.380 --> 02:07:51.100
let them choose. From the heights to the loop,

02:07:51.119 --> 02:07:54.500
what it do. Every block, every verse in the room.

02:07:55.380 --> 02:07:59.430
Yo, this is Hoppy Hot Topic. running in springfield

02:07:59.430 --> 02:08:01.109
as lawmakers face a deadline to decide which

02:08:01.109 --> 02:08:03.229
bills move forward one thing still up in the

02:08:03.229 --> 02:08:06.189
air statewide cell phone ban for schools here

02:08:06.189 --> 02:08:10.050
here's why i am against cell phone bans it's

02:08:10.050 --> 02:08:11.689
because of that unfortunate thing called school

02:08:11.689 --> 02:08:13.970
shootings you got to keep the kids kind of safe

02:08:13.970 --> 02:08:16.130
maybe you have a locker in the room where they

02:08:16.130 --> 02:08:18.069
put it they went like when you go to a dave chappelle

02:08:18.069 --> 02:08:20.770
concert and he's live in evanston so there's

02:08:20.770 --> 02:08:22.090
that they're trying to ban it and then there's

02:08:22.090 --> 02:08:26.340
this this is the hospital i was born at Prize

02:08:26.340 --> 02:08:28.220
announcement today. Resilience Healthcare CEO

02:08:28.220 --> 02:08:30.840
Manoj Prasad told the I -team that some clinics

02:08:30.840 --> 02:08:33.319
have reopened at West Suburban Medical Center

02:08:33.319 --> 02:08:36.159
in Oak Park. My mom worked there for 30 years.

02:08:36.220 --> 02:08:37.739
I was born there. And here's the interesting

02:08:37.739 --> 02:08:41.640
part. Is the fact that it's in a really bad neighborhood.

02:08:41.760 --> 02:08:44.359
And my mom went there when Ted Bundy was killing

02:08:44.359 --> 02:08:46.699
nurses and they were told not to walk in a neighborhood.

02:08:47.220 --> 02:08:50.180
But that claim is being met by skepticism from

02:08:50.180 --> 02:08:52.659
former employees and some Illinois lawmakers.

02:08:53.220 --> 02:08:56.260
Yeah, some. Hospitals being sketchy? No way.

02:08:56.359 --> 02:08:59.100
It's a big monopoly. And finally on Hoppy Hour.

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Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy.

02:09:12.840 --> 02:09:15.460
Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy.

02:09:15.460 --> 02:09:17.979
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy.

02:09:18.180 --> 02:09:20.680
Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't glossy.

02:09:20.880 --> 02:09:23.520
Concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse.

02:09:23.840 --> 02:09:26.420
downtown echoes the cabs and faded cabs past

02:09:26.420 --> 02:09:28.819
the preaching hustle corner kids trading maps

02:09:28.819 --> 02:09:31.619
where the vibes midwest but the struggle overlaps

02:09:31.619 --> 02:09:35.260
cleveland news where the truth gets raw rust

02:09:35.260 --> 02:09:38.600
belt blues every crack every flaw until it takes

02:09:38.600 --> 02:09:41.960
no sugar no draw copy on the mic spitting facts

02:09:41.960 --> 02:09:45.079
no law back alleys whisper still grit in the

02:09:45.079 --> 02:09:49.100
air City troops laid bare, bar sharper than the

02:09:49.100 --> 02:09:51.880
skyline No time to spare, opinions heavy as the

02:09:51.880 --> 02:09:55.460
lake But he don't care Radio days static hum

02:09:55.460 --> 02:09:57.560
in the booth Voice booming through the speakers

02:09:57.560 --> 02:10:01.159
Hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows echoing

02:10:01.159 --> 02:10:03.920
the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the

02:10:03.920 --> 02:10:07.239
proof Hoppy blends, no rose tint Just grind every

02:10:07.239 --> 02:10:10.020
segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind From the

02:10:10.020 --> 02:10:13.100
flats to the high stories, combined Unfiltered,

02:10:13.119 --> 02:10:21.149
unbothered, unrefined Happy Hot Topic! Oh Katie,

02:10:21.310 --> 02:10:24.289
it was Rock and Roll Hall of Fame night on American

02:10:24.289 --> 02:10:27.350
Idol and you saw the class of 2026 revealed live

02:10:27.350 --> 02:10:31.430
right here on News 5. Billy Idol, Phil Collins,

02:10:31.590 --> 02:10:35.029
Iron Maiden, Joy Division, New Order, Oasis,

02:10:35.229 --> 02:10:38.909
Sade, Luther Vandross, Wu -Tang Clan, and Queen

02:10:38.909 --> 02:10:43.229
Latifah. Among this year's Rock Hall inductees,

02:10:43.250 --> 02:10:44.930
you can see the full. There you go. So that's

02:10:44.930 --> 02:10:46.109
everyone that made it in. And then there's this.

02:10:46.999 --> 02:10:49.600
Parents, here's a question for you. What would

02:10:49.600 --> 02:10:52.100
you do if you found out your child is a criminal

02:10:52.100 --> 02:10:55.000
hacker? More and more families are finding themselves

02:10:55.000 --> 02:10:57.460
in the middle of investigations after young hackers

02:10:57.460 --> 02:11:00.579
find ways of extorting big time money like the

02:11:00.579 --> 02:11:02.800
recent power school hack that affected districts

02:11:02.800 --> 02:11:05.800
right here in Northeast Ohio. News 5 investigator

02:11:05.800 --> 02:11:08.000
Jonathan. All right, so Cleveland's got troubles

02:11:08.000 --> 02:11:10.409
there. And then what's this? Okay, Dan, April

02:11:10.409 --> 02:11:12.949
is National Child Abuse Prevention Month. The

02:11:12.949 --> 02:11:15.850
FBI says predators targeting children are active

02:11:15.850 --> 02:11:18.609
right now across. Yeah, there's a lot of creeps

02:11:18.609 --> 02:11:21.510
in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. How do you think Rovers,

02:11:21.510 --> 02:11:23.930
Morning Glory, and Maxwell and Alec Cox got a

02:11:23.930 --> 02:11:27.409
career? Northeast Ohio. First at four, our Brittany

02:11:27.409 --> 02:11:30.510
Weir has the warning signs every parent needs

02:11:30.510 --> 02:11:33.489
to hear. Ah, so just, you know, duck and cover.

02:11:33.729 --> 02:11:38.380
And then there's this. These are kids protesting

02:11:38.380 --> 02:11:41.220
in support of their teachers. I would do the

02:11:41.220 --> 02:11:52.960
same thing, skip class. They don't even have

02:11:52.960 --> 02:11:56.859
a good chant. I'll take my teacher, I guess.

02:11:59.820 --> 02:12:01.939
Here's what it should have been. Let's get out

02:12:01.939 --> 02:12:05.460
of Cleveland. Let's get out of Cleveland. Or

02:12:05.460 --> 02:12:45.899
70 downloads. They use the R word here. We think

02:12:45.899 --> 02:12:48.539
this is art. It could be worse, though. At least

02:12:48.539 --> 02:12:54.859
we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit. Keep people

02:12:54.859 --> 02:12:56.680
from looking at their own lives and realizing

02:12:56.680 --> 02:12:59.880
how bad the facts they got, you know? I mean,

02:13:00.020 --> 02:13:04.180
if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself

02:13:04.180 --> 02:13:07.420
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize

02:13:07.420 --> 02:13:17.920
I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies

02:13:17.920 --> 02:13:20.079
in a former life? And then you look around at

02:13:20.079 --> 02:13:21.579
your tiny little house that you can't afford

02:13:21.579 --> 02:13:23.420
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

02:13:23.420 --> 02:13:25.800
little sloppy kids who will have diabetes by

02:13:25.800 --> 02:13:27.260
the time they're eight because they live on corn

02:13:27.260 --> 02:13:31.039
syrup and lye. And then you look at your big

02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:33.220
bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

02:13:33.220 --> 02:13:35.380
you with her front butt going out over the top

02:13:35.380 --> 02:13:37.960
of her ass and long jeans. And you think, I'm

02:13:37.960 --> 02:13:39.819
going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year

02:13:39.819 --> 02:14:06.300
-old daughter right now. Cleveland sucks! Cleveland

02:14:06.300 --> 02:14:11.220
sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland

02:14:11.220 --> 02:14:31.180
sucks! What you look like on the outside, whether

02:14:31.180 --> 02:14:35.439
you're white, or black, or Sasquatch even. As

02:14:35.439 --> 02:14:38.180
long as you follow your dreams, no matter how

02:14:38.180 --> 02:14:42.359
crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

02:14:42.500 --> 02:14:44.899
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

02:14:45.020 --> 02:14:48.880
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

02:14:48.880 --> 02:14:52.500
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

02:14:52.500 --> 02:14:54.319
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

02:14:54.319 --> 02:15:00.539
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah!

02:15:01.020 --> 02:15:32.250
Yeah! Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9 ,000 prostitute,

02:15:32.369 --> 02:15:36.630
please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,

02:15:36.630 --> 02:15:38.670
good, and if you got an albino, send her up,

02:15:38.689 --> 02:15:41.550
too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,

02:15:41.750 --> 02:15:44.390
so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle

02:15:44.390 --> 02:15:48.250
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

02:15:48.250 --> 02:15:52.270
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!

02:16:10.159 --> 02:16:14.239
PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?

02:16:14.760 --> 02:16:18.859
Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just

02:16:18.859 --> 02:16:21.500
thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.

02:16:21.779 --> 02:16:30.680
Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.

02:16:31.119 --> 02:16:35.440
Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have

02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:47.040
you turned on the TV lately? No, why? It takes

02:16:47.040 --> 02:16:49.079
balls to do what they're doing, but these boys

02:16:49.079 --> 02:16:51.340
have got them and more. They're Sack Flashers.

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We love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's the second time.

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Order now and get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the

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city with bonus material. Beach balls. All right.

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Get out of here. First one to call us gets a

02:17:07.239 --> 02:17:09.239
free Sack Flashers cold sack. Operators are standing

02:17:09.239 --> 02:17:11.319
by. You'll be nuts to pass up on this offer.

02:17:12.329 --> 02:17:14.850
I mean, someone at church or internet night or

02:17:14.850 --> 02:17:17.270
something. Ooh, what's that sight? Where they

02:17:17.270 --> 02:17:20.090
put them firecrackers up their buttholes? Now,

02:17:20.110 --> 02:17:22.510
that's a good... No, not that specific sight.

02:17:22.510 --> 02:17:25.389
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

02:17:25.489 --> 02:17:28.430
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

02:17:28.430 --> 02:17:30.729
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

02:17:30.750 --> 02:17:33.049
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

02:17:33.469 --> 02:17:36.170
I don't think you said his name. Some of us swear

02:17:36.170 --> 02:17:38.850
there. I'm a too busy man to exchange business

02:17:38.850 --> 02:17:41.770
cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox

02:17:41.770 --> 02:17:43.709
neither. Sheriff says you race from down hell

02:17:43.709 --> 02:17:46.670
down to the library. Yeah, you know I do. You're

02:17:46.670 --> 02:17:54.309
going strong or you don't go at all. Whoa. You're

02:17:54.309 --> 02:17:57.129
a real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy

02:17:57.129 --> 02:18:00.870
New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.

02:18:01.440 --> 02:18:04.440
It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours,

02:18:04.579 --> 02:18:43.159
meatbag. And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy

02:18:43.159 --> 02:18:56.260
Hour. It's time for Poppy in the morning. RyanPoppyRadio

02:18:56.260 --> 02:19:07.370
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. And we'll

02:19:07.370 --> 02:19:12.030
call it a day. The seaman was so big. As a reminder,

02:19:12.270 --> 02:19:14.309
if you don't feel like listening to this next

02:19:14.309 --> 02:19:17.030
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

02:19:17.030 --> 02:19:19.690
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

02:19:19.690 --> 02:19:50.799
around, folks. Blow the candles out. Blow the

02:19:50.799 --> 02:19:54.260
candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius

02:19:54.260 --> 02:19:57.120
birthday November 27th. You'll like that until

02:19:57.120 --> 02:19:59.780
I end up in money heaven. They be thinking they

02:19:59.780 --> 02:20:01.000
be flaming and torching them with the bullshit

02:20:01.000 --> 02:20:03.399
they handing out. Pull the twist and make a wish

02:20:03.399 --> 02:20:05.819
and blow the candles out. Pull an all -white

02:20:05.819 --> 02:20:07.739
Phantom out. I'm a gun with the pants and the

02:20:07.739 --> 02:20:09.020
shirt and the shoes and the hat with the shades

02:20:09.020 --> 02:20:59.370
and the chain and We'll be right back. When I

02:20:59.370 --> 02:21:02.629
get done, she gon' bring me my cheddar It's just

02:21:02.629 --> 02:21:05.690
a beginning, it only gets better Now where my

02:21:05.690 --> 02:21:08.129
hat, hat, hat, now where my shirt, shirt You

02:21:08.129 --> 02:21:10.870
remember doing like the last day of earth, earth

02:21:10.870 --> 02:21:13.750
And if you really want to spill on the deal You

02:21:13.750 --> 02:21:17.549
sound like a mug, yeah, I do the mug Doing like

02:21:17.549 --> 02:21:22.729
my birthday, like my birthday Doing like my birthday,

02:21:22.850 --> 02:21:34.290
like my birthday This bad new Gucci bag matching

02:21:34.290 --> 02:21:37.530
Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

02:21:37.530 --> 02:21:40.170
the blouse. Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm

02:21:40.170 --> 02:21:43.149
doing my thing. I got so many haters. Why is

02:21:43.149 --> 02:21:45.770
so many hating? Sick like a mental patient. I

02:21:45.770 --> 02:21:47.989
floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing

02:21:47.989 --> 02:21:50.690
my patience. Sick as work in my neck. I'm getting

02:21:50.690 --> 02:21:52.930
spent in that money like the church and the church.

02:21:52.950 --> 02:21:55.370
Laying on gay skin. Blowing trish in the wind.

02:21:55.450 --> 02:22:00.350
Just like, yeah. Yeah. Wapping those tags. These

02:22:00.350 --> 02:22:02.540
diesels busting the tag. I'm a whippin' when

02:22:02.540 --> 02:22:05.440
I'm goin' hard to get a gon' man top. Models

02:22:05.440 --> 02:22:08.340
all around me, so I'm buyin' up the bomb. I'm

02:22:08.340 --> 02:22:10.739
a hood star, and I'm partin' like a rock star.

02:22:10.780 --> 02:22:13.680
Yeah, I'm better on lean. My pick ain't meanin'.

02:22:13.680 --> 02:22:16.120
You can't upgrade me, mommy. I'm the guap, free

02:22:16.120 --> 02:22:18.899
to speak. I do it like, I do it like, I do it

02:22:18.899 --> 02:22:21.459
like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like

02:22:21.459 --> 02:22:26.459
my birthday. I do it like my birthday. I do it

02:22:26.459 --> 02:22:30.600
like my birthday. I do it like my birthday. That's

02:22:30.600 --> 02:23:02.120
what we say around. I do it like it hurts. Catch

02:23:02.120 --> 02:23:04.959
me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace

02:23:04.959 --> 02:23:08.379
I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,

02:23:08.579 --> 02:23:11.659
I ain't go to sleep till it was Thursday Kiss

02:23:11.659 --> 02:23:14.620
a shot of Patron and blow a birthday Get up with

02:23:14.620 --> 02:23:18.040
a bitch and take a home on Thursday Burger King,

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mama, you can have it your way Or I can bring

02:23:20.680 --> 02:23:37.579
another bitch and y 'all can do it her way We'll

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radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever

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you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now

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in the podcast description is all of that. We're

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going to come back on Hoppy Hour and keep this

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party going and going. But let's hear from Hammerin'

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Hank, but you can hear the Hammerin' Hank show

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with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by

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Hank show, and check it out on his podcast feed.

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People with autism are often treated like they

02:26:37.670 --> 02:26:40.889
are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this is

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Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known me

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as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when

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I started school. Come to find out at the age

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of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now

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at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

02:26:54.950 --> 02:26:57.250
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

02:26:57.250 --> 02:26:59.889
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

02:27:03.170 --> 02:27:06.770
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

02:27:06.969 --> 02:27:10.430
love, and learn to gain education and join the

02:27:10.430 --> 02:27:14.129
workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

02:27:14.129 --> 02:27:17.309
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

02:27:17.450 --> 02:27:21.049
don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. for

02:27:21.049 --> 02:27:24.049
yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a

02:27:24.049 --> 02:27:27.350
condition. To find out more about autism, please

02:27:27.350 --> 02:27:31.370
visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's

02:27:31.370 --> 02:27:56.399
time to listen. A .C .H .I. Got a new sound.

02:27:56.659 --> 02:28:00.639
Makin' all the hoes get down. They the big man.

02:28:00.879 --> 02:28:03.840
Make it change swang. Pimps and the players gon'

02:28:03.920 --> 02:28:07.180
do the damn thing. Comin' in the club. Takin'

02:28:07.180 --> 02:28:09.879
over streets. Takin' over man with the broke

02:28:09.879 --> 02:28:13.440
down beats. Got em on charge. Got em on lock.

02:28:13.600 --> 02:28:16.159
Everywhere we go. Guaranteed to blow the spot.

02:28:16.440 --> 02:28:30.489
Message to some haters. We'll be right back.

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Hey! Beverly! Hey you! Hey shorty, let me see

02:28:54.959 --> 02:29:02.739
you get loose! Hey! Let's get it! I'm a strong

02:29:02.739 --> 02:29:05.600
with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representing

02:29:05.600 --> 02:29:08.639
my own team. I'm super ugly with a stack of money,

02:29:08.719 --> 02:29:19.219
it's a day to king. I'm just parking lot, pimpin'

02:29:19.219 --> 02:29:21.559
Slide off in the club, feelin' madness in the

02:29:21.559 --> 02:29:24.639
50s So fresh, so clean, love swagger at my lip

02:29:24.639 --> 02:29:27.979
And what it is, what it do, what it do Come on,

02:29:28.000 --> 02:29:31.000
shout it, let me see you get loose If you bought

02:29:31.000 --> 02:29:33.639
it, you need to get some great goose And B .I

02:29:33.639 --> 02:29:36.879
.P., I'm puttin' my hands on you We got the rimmin',

02:29:36.879 --> 02:29:40.239
we got the flow We got the mid, we gettin' down

02:29:40.239 --> 02:29:51.440
on the floor Hey you, hey shawty, let me see

02:29:51.440 --> 02:30:01.159
you get loose. Don't be putting no chasers in

02:30:01.159 --> 02:30:05.520
my drink. I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke,

02:30:05.780 --> 02:30:09.719
drink, smoke, drink. Smoke, drink, smoke, drink.

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All on the earth. I don't need curse. Speech

02:30:14.219 --> 02:30:17.280
all slurred. Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's all

02:30:17.280 --> 02:30:19.889
good. Now I'm high, and the motherfucker makin'

02:30:19.889 --> 02:30:22.889
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

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skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning twin -twins

02:30:26.329 --> 02:30:28.729
With Tony Grey, dude, bag of Ray and Seagram's

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gin Stay together in my glass like they all best

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friends I can't walk, I, I, I, I can't talk Broken

02:30:36.750 --> 02:30:39.510
from the day to the dawn She fall for square,

02:30:39.629 --> 02:30:42.709
but my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all

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eyes on me And niggas with me drinkin' done it

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the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.

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Finally, I mentally all like me. If you live

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in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

02:32:35.709 --> 02:32:37.430
to come back and I'll be out to keep this party

02:32:37.430 --> 02:32:41.270
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

02:32:41.270 --> 02:32:44.969
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the

02:32:44.969 --> 02:32:47.090
truth is I have a condition known as autism.

02:32:47.809 --> 02:32:50.290
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.

02:32:50.510 --> 02:32:53.870
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

02:32:53.870 --> 02:32:56.399
of who they are. People with autism normally

02:32:56.399 --> 02:32:58.979
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

02:32:58.979 --> 02:33:02.280
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

02:33:02.739 --> 02:33:05.559
In the recent study, people with autism are less

02:33:05.559 --> 02:33:08.280
likely to have a job and more likely to become

02:33:08.280 --> 02:33:11.579
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

02:33:11.579 --> 02:33:14.860
and family, having a college education. I have

02:33:14.860 --> 02:33:17.340
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

02:33:17.340 --> 02:33:19.680
an honorary personality for many years. Always

02:33:19.680 --> 02:33:21.659
remember that people with autism want the same

02:33:21.659 --> 02:33:24.520
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

02:33:24.520 --> 02:33:27.399
find out more about autism, please contact your

02:33:27.399 --> 02:33:30.600
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

02:33:30.600 --> 02:33:32.979
.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

02:33:32.979 --> 02:33:36.329
your kindness. Tic -Tac, clocks are juking, playing

02:33:36.329 --> 02:33:38.649
cool, break, copy's out, we're almost done, feels

02:33:38.649 --> 02:33:41.149
like robbery in banks, Ryan Hoppy on the mic,

02:33:41.250 --> 02:33:43.670
dropping wisdom through streams, syndicated Skaro,

02:33:43.750 --> 02:33:46.129
now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the hobby

02:33:46.129 --> 02:33:49.670
hour is coming to a close, radio hits, made it

02:33:49.670 --> 02:33:52.909
like a Wilson Rose, laughter and joy, dissolving

02:33:52.909 --> 02:33:55.670
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's

02:33:55.670 --> 02:34:32.170
just so unfair. laughter's growing dim is growing

02:34:32.170 --> 02:34:35.190
dim. Ear drums mixing hoppy like figures without

02:34:35.190 --> 02:34:38.129
brains. G -H -X to F -E -M. Shadows hit the street,

02:34:38.209 --> 02:34:40.510
but soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

02:34:40.510 --> 02:34:43.770
the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close.

02:34:44.030 --> 02:34:47.270
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter

02:34:47.270 --> 02:34:50.569
and joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm

02:34:50.569 --> 02:35:06.709
alive. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time

02:35:06.709 --> 02:35:09.590
to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

02:35:09.590 --> 02:35:12.450
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

02:35:12.450 --> 02:35:21.389
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:35:21.389 --> 02:35:23.770
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

02:35:23.770 --> 02:35:25.889
a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

02:35:25.889 --> 02:35:28.690
Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind

02:35:28.690 --> 02:35:31.170
Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't

02:35:31.170 --> 02:35:44.510
rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming I'll be alright,

02:35:44.690 --> 02:35:47.989
coming to a close Radio waves, fading like a

02:35:47.989 --> 02:35:51.010
rose and rose Laughter and joy, dissolving in

02:35:51.010 --> 02:35:53.750
the air We'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just

02:35:53.750 --> 02:36:11.969
so unfair RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that,

02:36:12.149 --> 02:36:15.989
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.

02:36:16.270 --> 02:36:20.750
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

02:36:20.750 --> 02:36:23.950
poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll call it

02:36:23.950 --> 02:36:51.870
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes

02:36:51.870 --> 02:36:55.930
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

02:36:55.930 --> 02:37:00.049
America. Door is closing.