Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.22.26)

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Yeah, what's happening? You notice there wasn't

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a best of today to begin the show? Because there

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was no best of yesterday. Mm -hmm. Yesterday's

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show was above average. And I'm willing to accept

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that and say it out loud. Mm -hmm. And now, back

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to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

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rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.

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A six person with a powerful tool. On three.

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One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this

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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to

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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.

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With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no,

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no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, wait. All right. All right.

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. I'm having kind

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of an annoying beginning to the morning, so I

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went to the break room. Mm -hmm. And you know

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what I saw? Cuban coffee! So I grabbed my Yeti

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cup. Because the rule is you've got to have your

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Yeti cup if you're drinking coffee, man. I said

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to myself, computer issues this morning. Bathroom

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problems. Whatever you have. Whatever's going

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on. Once the microphone comes on, none of that

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matters. And that's kind of a metaphor for life.

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Why don't you put your kid in the car to go to

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work or do whatever you gotta do. Yeah, pretty

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much all the things from the past don't matter.

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So to celebrate whatever I'm saying right now.

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Whatever you got next to you. You got coffee,

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beer, a hot -ass woman you're about to bang,

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THC, alcohol, whatever you got. Let's all consume

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together. And maybe even do a selfie video. Tag

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me at R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -B -E radio. Whatever

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you're consuming. I got my cabin coffee here.

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All right. Let's do this. It's so good. I'm going

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to have to go to the bathroom in 20 minutes and

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play a song. It makes me feel good. I am one

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miserable guy, I realized recently. Like, I sometimes

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get how the radio, how it's staring at my calendar.

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It can be so grumpy. It's tiring. Absolutely

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tiring. Especially when I record this show, I'll

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be done around like 2 .30 p .m. And I'm like,

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was that even good? I know, 70, listen. I'm doing

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this new thing. Oh, God, I just got an email

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from work. Hopefully everything's okay. Today,

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everyone's been contacting me. Stop contacting

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me. Oh, the person's saying thank you for doing

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it. Okay. I have this thing, man. I get overstimulated.

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If I get too many emails, they're talking about

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the days. But then I get very lonely. And I'm

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kind of a dopamine withdrawal when I don't get

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the text messages. So I've been doing this new

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thing. I was out of my wrist for all my sleeping

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meds. So I was like, you know, I'm too lazy.

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Let me just deal with it. And I noticed during

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the three -day period, let me turn off this music.

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I realized that I was actually sleeping more

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naturally. Now, was I enjoying my sleep? I was

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waking up alone. But I was noticing that, like,

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I was not as groggy in the morning. Mm -hmm.

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So then yesterday, I go to Walgreens and I get

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my respite on. It's all dandy. What happens?

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I noticed that I was groggy that next morning.

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So last night, I didn't take my respite off and

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I feel pretty good. You almost like don't really

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dream as much when you're not out and sleeping,

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man. Which is my dreams. Mm -hmm. You want to

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know how lit I got last weekend? Even though

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we're closer to the weekend than last weekend,

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but I just have this written down. I forgot to

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talk about it. Saturday, I wanted to get a little

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tipsy, so I bought some Chili Tall Boys, those

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vodka saucers. First of all, you know I'm a minor

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league alcoholic when I was mad at myself for

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getting something that only had 5 % alcohol.

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Damn it! The minimum's 10%. No, but... I lay

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in bed drinking some Trillies, watching Aqua

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Teen Hunger Force while petting my cat. It was

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so lit. And I think all through back pain, man.

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Everybody says to me, I must be so grapey and

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tall. It's all right. A lot of vapid women want

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to bang you. But at least there's short kings

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out there. Get a woman that actually cares about

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them. Must be nice. Not that bad. But you know

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what I've noticed recently on dating apps? I'm

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not opposed to dating a single mom. I just don't

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really want to. But if the situation was good

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and there was enough sex and being serious because

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you're joining a household with a kid. The marriage

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that she was in was obviously over with because

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she stopped having sex with the person she had

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the kid with. So what's to say she wouldn't do

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that to me? But I'm not opposed to dating like

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a single mom. But I also don't really seek it

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out. A lot of times on these dating apps when

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these women are bitchy. Like, I respect how up

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front they're like, yeah, you're not going to

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matter. You're going to be second tier at best.

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And I forget your anniversary. It's all about

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my kid. It's like, yeah, it's fine. Doesn't mean

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I want to go out with you. Doesn't mean you're

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going to get many matches. I'm not trying to

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be mean. People that are, you know, single parents,

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there should be an app for... single parents.

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Out of wedlock or marriage. Because the thing

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is, for us single guys, they want to get rocks

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off. I'm just kidding. No, but for us single

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guys, we want to build something. And if it's

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every three days, we, hey, it's got to dare to

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side on. Get off the app. But the worst thing

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they do. Not when they proclaim how good of a

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mom they are. That's fine. That's the least of

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your duties. No, but the problem is when they

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post the kids on the dating apps. Especially

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Facebook dating where if you have like nine mutual

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friends, a creep could find the person. I'm just

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saying. We believe you in the bio when you say

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you have kids. There is no reason to put a picture

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of you and your kids on a dating app. let's be

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real some women trying to make dating apps and

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i'm gonna find my one and i know it it was originally

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about hooking up i'm so close to paying for dating

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apps again i don't really want to but you get

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so much more matches out there but i also try

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to limit my screen time i'm kind of obsessive

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about it I'll spend like $29 million on my laptop,

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but I try to limit it on my phone because it's

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just me going through my analytics over and over

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and over and over again. So I try to take a break

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from the phone, but man, if you really go all

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out on getting laid on a dating app or finding

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somebody or whatever you're supposed to do, you

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were on that phone a lot. I always do the move.

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I just want to get off the dating app anyway.

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I always say, hey, I want to get today. Here's

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my number. Hit me up. And it works about 75 %

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of the time. If it wasn't meant to work with

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the girl, she's like, I don't want to get on

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my number. Let's talk here. And it's like, yeah.

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If you don't trust me up front, it's probably

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not going to work out. I wish you the best. Is

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anybody else glad that the round cup's over?

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That we can stop pretending that we like soccer?

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Soccer's terrible. Oh, it is. It's the worst.

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It's a stupid... Oh, we're kicking a ball. Good

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for you. Kicking a ball. Any game that can end

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in a draw or a tie is no good. Now, if there

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was a definite winner, like every game there's

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a winner. Because I'm an American. And I watch

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sports that have winners. Even though I'm a Chicago

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Bulls fan. But I watch sports that have winners.

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I don't want to see people kicking balls around,

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flopping like little bitches. I see enough flopping

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with James Harden and LeBron James. I don't need

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to see any of that. Uh... supposedly Mackenzie

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Shriller is trying to do an appeal, but they're

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saying she's using the same evidence as before

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and prosecutors are trying to deny. Once again,

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it's that big problem I have where I find Mackenzie

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Shriller hot. No, I know she's a crazy broad.

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Don't get me wrong. We all kind of know that.

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But God, she would just go at it. Cam Newton

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was laid off by ESPN and so is racist Ryan Clark.

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I never root for anybody to lose their gym, but

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my God. Ryan Clark is so hateable. Everything's

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about race. I'm the least racist person you'll

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ever meet, but that is not every day's topic.

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You know, you can just talk about the X's and

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O's without making it about race, Ryan Clark,

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and what I've... Taking it out on the other people

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that you worked with. Because you're a douchebag.

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You and Emmanuel Acho should just begin a show

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of loudmouth morons. Oh, yeah. We got Violet

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Voss. Not related to Rich Voss. Nah, she's a

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porn star and she says that she targets corporate

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men on nights. I like to go out and terrorize

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men sometimes. I used to think that was kind

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of hot when a girl would say she's frightening,

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but then... When you get into actual arguments

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with them and then they're actually frightening,

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you're like, yeah, it's not as cute. I'm just

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like on a rampage. Terrorize? Yeah, terrorize.

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I go out to the bar and terrorize. Whip out my

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boobs and cut out everybody. Stuck up men. Oh

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yeah, you got me stuck up. Dudes that work at

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corporate offices. Got it! We'll go and terrorize

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them together. What is terrorizing? You just

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give them a hard time? Yeah, I'm like... Be mean

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to them. Yeah. God, there's something kind of

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hot about it. But then, like, when it becomes

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real in the relationship, it's not as hot. Oh,

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you dirty girl. Oh, yeah, you dirty. In the beginning

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of the relationship. And then at the end, yeah,

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I hate you. And you're like, oh, I should have

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saw that coming. 856 -494. 6 -7 -7 -3. Here's

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a guy talking about winning the rebound. Yeah,

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I'm going to tell you, man. If you can't spend

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six months alone without jumping into someone

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else's arms or bed, you're not in love. Yeah,

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but I mean, I will be honest. I don't want to

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hear it, but I don't really give a shit. For

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guys, getting under somebody feels good. You

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know how they say the best way to get over somebody

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is to get under somebody? There's some truth

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to it. You're emotionally homeless. Let's be

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real. Because people do this all the time. They

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don't date for connection. They date for the

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fix. I'm starting to get the itch for that fix.

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You know what my problem is? When I go through

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a good old dry spell. then i don't feel complete

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no pun intended but i feel empty i should feel

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empty i'm not getting flat no but what i'm saying

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is then when i get late all my problems are gone

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for five minutes and then i'm like man will i

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ever be happy i don't know Here are four things

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that women like that men do. Psychology says

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the rarest men share these four traits. I cannot

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play that because of the copyright. Also, the

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levels are terrible. But she sounded stupid anyway.

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I'm kidding. Speaking of someone that's actually

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stupid. Here's Hunter Biden, who's been on the

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podcast. Oh, the stupid liberals. And I'm in

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the middle. But all the stupid liberals are giving

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us more on it. He's an embarrassment to the country.

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Here he is saying that Washington is ran by a

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mafia of closeted gay Republicans. Everybody

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knows there is like he kind of talks like his

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dad. It's a little more coked up. There's closeted.

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Gay mafia, largely Republican, that exist in

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Washington, D .C., and everybody knows every

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single one of them. Yeah, they all go down on

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each other. I would not be surprised if Ted Cruz

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fell under that umbrella. Who's gay? And what

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I believe... The only reason that that is relevant

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is because I... Because they're hateful against

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gays? Mm -hmm. If they actually left the thing

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that they were alone, it would have been a topic.

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Believe that internal conflict. All right, whatever.

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Yeah, they just want to get... But they're so

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angry. Yeah, it makes you wonder. And then the

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worst part. And then they have jealousy of actual

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gay millennials. I guess there's gruesome details

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about that David D4VD murder. I'm good. I'm not

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really into murder documentaries. You're not

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getting murder info here. Every other podcast

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provides info on murder. I don't. Not really

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a big fan of murder, not really a big fan of

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murder documentaries. I'm not even really a fan

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of women that like them. Because they're, you

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know, what's the word? They're polluting their

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mind with images about how all men suck. Do you

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ever notice that a fun -loving, free -spirit

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girl that watches, you know, more fun stuff is

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more fun to bear on? Like a girl you go to a

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festival with. Or a girl you just, you go out.

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And she likes music and she likes cod. Those

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girls are fun. But the ones that stay home before

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they go out on their first date and watch a murder

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documentary and then think all men suck? No way!

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Why am I 40 and alone? Because I think every

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guy's freaking Ted Bundy. And I'm like, Luigi

00:18:32.130 --> 00:18:37.130
Mangione's so hot. He's so gorgeous. See the

00:18:37.130 --> 00:18:43.589
problem here? Hey, the hot -ass rocker chick.

00:18:43.650 --> 00:18:47.170
She looks kind of like Miley Cyrus' hair in 2013

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if she never changed it. She's covered in tattoos,

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wearing a sports bra, Nike. Saying it. When you

00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:57.799
stop caring what people think about you, it's

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freeing. You really can't please everyone because

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I said that for first dates, I actually really

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like planning the date. Yeah, and she's a sadist.

00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:09.720
Mm -hmm. Like, I know a lot of women really don't.

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Yeah, I'm in the middle. I understand. As a guy,

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we have to take shots. But one day it's like,

00:19:19.950 --> 00:19:22.170
you figure it out. I'm doing none of that work.

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It's like, yeah, I was looking for a free dinner.

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How'd you happen to have, because you're not

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getting paid till Friday. I want to see that

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the man can show initiative and plan the dates.

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All right, there you go. Kevin Gates X. Brand

00:19:38.029 --> 00:19:41.809
new runner. And who is not her ex? Oh, yeah!

00:19:42.630 --> 00:19:46.529
She gets passed around like a ploy. She moved

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back to her home state of Mississippi to rebuild

00:19:49.509 --> 00:19:53.069
her finances. It's almost like when you stop

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really doing porn and going into religion, you

00:19:55.730 --> 00:19:58.730
don't make as much money. I recently moved to

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Mississippi because I was... I'm sorry, the worst

00:20:00.990 --> 00:20:06.430
place to be a woman. I was in L .A. And... was

00:20:06.430 --> 00:20:09.769
dating a bozo, moved to Atlanta with him, and

00:20:09.769 --> 00:20:13.690
then left the bozo because... Yeah, she's doing

00:20:13.690 --> 00:20:17.029
that thing where... Oh, man, her bozo's out there

00:20:17.029 --> 00:20:20.230
with a problem. Even though I'm doing raggedy

00:20:20.230 --> 00:20:29.670
scrapes. Here's Violet Moss. Very good porn star.

00:20:29.789 --> 00:20:33.990
I'm talking about relationships. You know what?

00:20:34.009 --> 00:20:36.150
We're not even playing. All this editing, all

00:20:36.150 --> 00:20:40.230
this censoring is out of control. Oh, we're so

00:20:40.230 --> 00:20:46.069
offended. You're all a bunch of babies. Out in

00:20:46.069 --> 00:20:49.509
the whole world, that was, you know, raised a

00:20:49.509 --> 00:20:53.589
myriad of children, family, Spike TV, Howard

00:20:53.589 --> 00:20:57.289
Stern, sex in the city for women, friends. How

00:20:57.289 --> 00:20:59.789
do we become so easily offended? We're all a

00:20:59.789 --> 00:21:06.549
bunch of bitches. 50 Cent's laughing at Rick

00:21:06.549 --> 00:21:09.049
Ross's CD sales and album sales. That's gotta

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suck. Pooh Shiesty was denied parole again. Yeah!

00:21:12.509 --> 00:21:14.890
You know he's probably starting to really regret

00:21:14.890 --> 00:21:20.089
what he did. It was stupid. Who's stupider, him

00:21:20.089 --> 00:21:25.009
or Lil' Dirk? I ain't got to tell you. Pooh Shiesty

00:21:25.009 --> 00:21:29.730
or Lil' Dirk? Blue Face claims he had sex with

00:21:29.730 --> 00:21:31.970
Christiana Rock and then begged him to leave.

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And then she begged him to leave his pregnant

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boo, Naveer. Oh, yeah, these classy women. Keep

00:21:37.230 --> 00:21:39.670
it real with y 'all. I know you're going to.

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Let me do my Blue Face voice. Yeah, I'm going

00:21:44.289 --> 00:21:46.710
to keep it real with y 'all. I'm going to keep

00:21:46.710 --> 00:21:48.450
it real with y 'all. I'm going to keep it real

00:21:48.450 --> 00:21:53.890
with y 'all. Krishan got fucked. Oh, yeah. School

00:21:53.890 --> 00:21:57.809
creep. Fucked her. No problem. No questions asked.

00:22:01.569 --> 00:22:08.329
What a romantic guy. School creep. He's doing

00:22:08.329 --> 00:22:11.170
the morning show sound effects. That's my job,

00:22:11.230 --> 00:22:15.809
dude. Blueface must be a listener. I was like,

00:22:15.910 --> 00:22:18.589
the way that dude uses sound effects. I love

00:22:18.589 --> 00:22:30.380
it. Here's Blueface admitting to cheating on

00:22:30.380 --> 00:22:33.559
his girlfriend. What about my food? I can't eat.

00:22:35.059 --> 00:22:42.599
Yeah. I cheated. I know. Sorry. What are you

00:22:42.599 --> 00:22:47.460
sorry for? Ah, Navea's got no class. She's just

00:22:47.460 --> 00:22:50.779
letting him bang out all the time. Appreciate

00:22:50.779 --> 00:22:52.819
it. There's no reason to say sorry if you had

00:22:52.819 --> 00:22:56.599
intentions on doing it. That is a good point.

00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:59.700
You're sorry you got caught. Lil Wayne reveals

00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:02.299
he had his first kid at 14. Oh, that's healthy.

00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:06.700
Mm -hmm. 14. Wow. So, oh my God, 14. I'm sorry.

00:23:06.940 --> 00:23:08.880
It came at you fast today. It's 14. Oh my God.

00:23:09.019 --> 00:23:11.700
Were you nervous? 14 with the... Not because

00:23:11.700 --> 00:23:13.740
my mom asked. My mom asked when I killed you.

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My dad just got murdered that year. The same

00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:22.140
year I blew up. Yeah. Oh my gosh. We was already

00:23:22.140 --> 00:23:24.039
local. Like you said, I was a local. I'm surprised

00:23:24.039 --> 00:23:26.220
you showed up on time for Benny Blanco's podcast.

00:23:26.460 --> 00:23:30.380
Rapper forever. Yeah. Blue face has that thing

00:23:30.380 --> 00:23:34.480
that little... Wayne has where they talk like

00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:45.240
this. Shut up! Yeah, we're so coding down, man.

00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:53.559
Shut up! Annoying! Blah, blah, blah. Brandy Glanville.

00:23:54.359 --> 00:24:00.750
So skanky, man. The woman that was bragging about

00:24:00.750 --> 00:24:04.710
her son going to Powtown in his childhood room

00:24:04.710 --> 00:24:07.910
with his girlfriend. It's kind of weird. Well,

00:24:08.089 --> 00:24:10.549
she says that her kids are boring because they

00:24:10.549 --> 00:24:14.289
don't do cocaine. Mother of the year! Man. You

00:24:14.289 --> 00:24:19.190
know, she is traumatizing to have as a mom. Here's

00:24:19.190 --> 00:24:23.529
Brandi Landville. She's like, but my classmates

00:24:23.529 --> 00:24:26.410
were paid to nail me for this sort of shit and

00:24:26.410 --> 00:24:28.500
say that I had a big problem. Well, I mean, let's

00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:33.940
be clear. We've all done cocaine. Well, in the

00:24:33.940 --> 00:24:37.579
90s, I have it. In the 90s. And since fentanyl

00:24:37.579 --> 00:24:40.059
came out. It's like that song in the Navy. Well,

00:24:40.140 --> 00:24:41.900
yeah, that is a good point about fentanyl. I

00:24:41.900 --> 00:24:44.740
haven't since fentanyl came out. But now she

00:24:44.740 --> 00:24:46.480
has drug testing strips to make sure it's good.

00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:49.059
I got them for the kids. Luckily, my kids don't

00:24:49.059 --> 00:24:51.740
do cocaine because they're boring. This is lovely

00:24:51.740 --> 00:24:54.809
to hear. But that's okay. I love that they're

00:24:54.809 --> 00:24:56.309
boring. They don't even like to drink. I'm like,

00:24:56.349 --> 00:24:59.430
what do you do? Where's your life? They love

00:24:59.430 --> 00:25:07.930
you, mommy. Watch that, like, yeah. Yeah. But

00:25:07.930 --> 00:25:10.990
actually, since that just came out, we have the

00:25:10.990 --> 00:25:13.529
quote from the kids about what they think of

00:25:13.529 --> 00:25:20.170
their mom calling them boring. Oh, sure. Got

00:25:20.170 --> 00:25:29.930
it. Ah, this show's ridiculous. Oh, what's going

00:25:29.930 --> 00:25:40.279
on? Today on TMZ. Okay, so Kylie Jenner. I think

00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:44.039
unfairly is getting dragged on social media for

00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:47.740
going to the World Cup when her grandmother had

00:25:47.740 --> 00:25:50.500
died a few days before. I have a feeling they

00:25:50.500 --> 00:25:55.099
were close with MJ. Not Tasha. No, this grandma

00:25:55.099 --> 00:26:02.859
named MJ. I have a feeling Kim wasn't close to

00:26:02.859 --> 00:26:06.500
her. I have a feeling Kylie was close to her.

00:26:06.619 --> 00:26:09.390
Besides the mom. Anyone who's mad at her for

00:26:09.390 --> 00:26:11.789
this is a loser. I agree. Why can't you celebrate

00:26:11.789 --> 00:26:14.150
instead of grieve? Celebrating her life is different

00:26:14.150 --> 00:26:15.869
than going to a World Cup. We don't know that

00:26:15.869 --> 00:26:17.930
MJ didn't love soccer. It's what she would have

00:26:17.930 --> 00:26:21.569
wanted. This is what MJ... MJ Mudd and Joe would

00:26:21.569 --> 00:26:24.549
have wanted. We got the body cam footage of Sonny

00:26:24.549 --> 00:26:27.269
Hostin, the view host, trying to get... Oh, yeah!

00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:32.460
This woman blocked me on Instagram. Mm -hmm.

00:26:33.059 --> 00:26:36.240
Yeah, no. Did she have any good points that her

00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:38.279
son's a good kid or whatever? Yeah. But she was

00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:40.299
trying to get her son out of an arrest because

00:26:40.299 --> 00:26:42.039
he was trespassing and jogging where he wasn't

00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:43.940
supposed to be. And she name -dropped that she's

00:26:43.940 --> 00:26:46.460
a former prosecutor. And then her son goes to

00:26:46.460 --> 00:26:49.000
Harvard. Listen, honey, we don't care. Mm -hmm.

00:26:49.180 --> 00:26:52.460
Get her son out of a possible... And you blocked

00:26:52.460 --> 00:26:55.150
me because you know it's true. You're annoying.

00:26:56.309 --> 00:27:01.410
Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Good

00:27:01.410 --> 00:27:05.250
for you. The prosecutor card and the Harvard

00:27:05.250 --> 00:27:07.829
card, it does give a sense of like entitlement.

00:27:07.930 --> 00:27:12.769
I'm cool with it. Nepotism douchebag. That's

00:27:12.769 --> 00:27:14.690
what he gives up. Of course, Harvey's caught

00:27:14.690 --> 00:27:18.490
it. He's an idiot. He's an ass kisser. I don't

00:27:18.490 --> 00:27:22.099
care. She obviously could not handle the truth

00:27:22.099 --> 00:27:25.519
because she blocked me. It's stubborn. Your kid

00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:29.039
went to Harvard. Good for freaking you. I went

00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:30.920
to Harper Community College and got kicked off

00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:33.720
the radio. Does that mean I should get away with

00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:41.279
things? Shut up. You're annoying. Brazilian Harry

00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:44.380
Styles fans are disappointed after his July 21st

00:27:44.380 --> 00:27:47.500
show was canceled. Yeah, they're all freaking

00:27:47.500 --> 00:27:52.859
out in Brazil. to a quote health issue live nation

00:27:52.859 --> 00:27:55.420
brazil shared on x the morning of the event we

00:27:55.420 --> 00:27:57.720
deeply regret to inform you that the harry style

00:27:57.720 --> 00:28:02.180
show scheduled for tuesday july 21st 2026 at

00:28:02.180 --> 00:28:05.259
morham bis has been canceled due to a health

00:28:05.259 --> 00:28:10.220
issue this is a tamper reference but he dresses

00:28:10.220 --> 00:28:16.539
like he's going to the Yeah, he dresses very

00:28:16.539 --> 00:28:20.259
metrosexual. If we're going to use a term from

00:28:20.259 --> 00:28:26.859
2004 right now. For Mark Anthony, eight is great.

00:28:27.180 --> 00:28:30.720
Yeah, Mark Anthony just had another kid. He's

00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:34.920
a deadbeat to the first seven. I know there's

00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:37.980
a listener out there that's trying to have kids.

00:28:39.059 --> 00:28:42.500
It's a little hard. And this freaking loser just...

00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:45.759
Creates them. The singer announced he's a...

00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:49.079
He's a deadbeat loser. Officially a dad of eight.

00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.460
Sharing in a joint Instagram post... Oh, and

00:28:51.460 --> 00:28:53.900
the woman that had it with him looks so vapid.

00:28:55.779 --> 00:28:57.819
Like, you don't look at her and go, oh, yeah,

00:28:57.859 --> 00:29:00.339
we'll have a great conversation with her. Said

00:29:00.339 --> 00:29:03.859
he welcomed a baby girl named Myla July 21st.

00:29:03.900 --> 00:29:08.180
Oh, it's so cute. Yeah, I bet his woman's mad

00:29:08.180 --> 00:29:11.140
because of his riveting personality and parenting

00:29:11.140 --> 00:29:15.119
skills. Second child with wife Nadia Ferreira.

00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:20.759
She looks like a Nadia. They always look like

00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:28.980
Nadias. I look back now and realize that there

00:29:28.980 --> 00:29:31.259
were many ways that some of the best moments

00:29:31.259 --> 00:29:34.460
of my life. I was miserable. I was I was not

00:29:34.460 --> 00:29:38.460
happy. Jim Parsons bitching about the big bitch.

00:29:38.990 --> 00:29:40.970
Pink Theory. You know what you should do then?

00:29:41.029 --> 00:29:43.089
Return all the money you make, dude, and give

00:29:43.089 --> 00:29:44.930
me some of your syndication money. I had to watch

00:29:44.930 --> 00:29:48.109
your crappy show with my mom. Stress. He's a

00:29:48.109 --> 00:29:52.730
nerd. Shut up. Here comes the embarrassment.

00:29:53.769 --> 00:29:57.769
Stupid show. Gotta hit it, Big Bang Theory. Happy

00:29:57.769 --> 00:30:02.450
Hot Topic. McDonald's is rolling out a new breakfast

00:30:02.450 --> 00:30:05.029
item starting today. The Chicago -based chain

00:30:05.029 --> 00:30:07.920
says that it's Honey Brown. Butter, bacon, egg,

00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:11.680
and cheese biscuit. It'll only be $8 .99 without

00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:14.000
the meal. Your time is fast. It's now available

00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:17.819
for a limited time. I like protesting against

00:30:17.819 --> 00:30:21.759
McDonald's. There was times I had some good old

00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:27.440
Maggie days. Especially when I got the McMunchies.

00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:29.859
But the problem is I'm not giving them my money.

00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:34.589
Jackass. Good for Plus, we get you four McNuggets

00:30:34.589 --> 00:30:39.349
and a cheeseburger for $17. Scram. I'm a millennial

00:30:39.349 --> 00:30:41.650
that grew up on the dime menu. I ain't going

00:30:41.650 --> 00:30:44.869
to go back there. Bring that back. Happy Hot

00:30:44.869 --> 00:30:49.970
Topic. I know. I'm not using your app. When I

00:30:49.970 --> 00:30:52.849
get McDonald's, it's spur of the moment desperation.

00:30:53.029 --> 00:30:55.690
If I'm actually putting time into getting McDonald's,

00:30:55.730 --> 00:31:02.240
I'll just go to Publix. Rosie O'Donnell is reflecting

00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.880
on her new look. The Emmy winner is... Yeah,

00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:08.059
she's one of those that looked way better fat.

00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.480
Sharing insight into how her recent weight loss

00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:14.980
as well as her subsequent facelift has shifted

00:31:14.980 --> 00:31:17.680
her life for the better. Yeah, she's just so

00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:20.299
lesbian looking at her. I mean, it's fine to

00:31:20.299 --> 00:31:23.339
look lesbian, but like, you look at Rosie O'Donnell,

00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:26.119
you're like, oh my God, are you lesbian? Rosie

00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:28.240
tells people of her experience with the weight

00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:31.559
loss drug in an interview published on July 21st.

00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:34.380
Manjaro changed my life. I couldn't even pronounce

00:31:34.380 --> 00:31:37.890
it at first. Yeah. Bet you're pooping out. Oh,

00:31:37.890 --> 00:31:46.049
you're probably... Oh, jeez. A few of our favorite

00:31:46.049 --> 00:31:48.849
TV doctors won't be scrubbing in for a new season.

00:31:49.069 --> 00:31:51.410
Oh, you know what they did? They're scrubbing

00:31:51.410 --> 00:31:54.730
in. The show's called Scrubs. The Scrubs revival

00:31:54.730 --> 00:31:56.869
gears up for a second. God, that's freaking...

00:31:57.210 --> 00:31:59.529
Beautiful woman on this show. Whatever the blonde

00:31:59.529 --> 00:32:04.529
is. She's freaking hot. I was in like middle

00:32:04.529 --> 00:32:07.150
elementary school and she goes, oh my God, there's

00:32:07.150 --> 00:32:10.009
a bunch of women back there. Back then, that

00:32:10.009 --> 00:32:13.470
got me into being into women. Mariah Carey, Shakia,

00:32:13.609 --> 00:32:17.069
and the Hips Don't Lie music video. Rihanna.

00:32:18.890 --> 00:32:22.960
Tyra Banks. and the blonde from Scrubs. Second

00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:25.980
season on ABC and Hulu after the hugely successful

00:32:25.980 --> 00:32:28.740
revival in February. Yeah, I'm still behind.

00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:30.619
I still haven't finished the King of the Hill

00:32:30.619 --> 00:32:34.740
revival, the Futurama revival, the Malcolm in

00:32:34.740 --> 00:32:39.160
the Middle revival, behind on Power, behind on

00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:43.000
Scrubs. I'm behind! Mm -hmm! That's the one nice

00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:45.119
thing about having a girlfriend is you're up

00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.920
on all the streaming shows where you're literally

00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:50.160
going through everything. But when you're single,

00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:56.299
And I'm grinding every day. After watching about

00:32:56.299 --> 00:32:59.799
18 million shows during COVID, I'm all TV'd out.

00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:03.420
Two newbies to the cast won't be returning. While

00:33:03.420 --> 00:33:06.440
the core trio, Zach Braff's J .D., Donald Faison's

00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.619
Turk, and Sarah Chalk's Elliot. Elliot to Elliot!

00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:13.480
To friggin' Heidi! Elliot in the morning's a

00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:16.039
great radio show too! I'll be walking the halls

00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:20.480
of Sacred Heart once again. Had no idea it was

00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.160
bad. There's way too much TV. I used to laugh.

00:33:25.140 --> 00:33:28.619
20 years ago, when you had basic TV, you could

00:33:28.619 --> 00:33:30.380
pretty much say you saw everything. You saw a

00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:32.380
little bit of The Apprentice with the pedophile.

00:33:32.700 --> 00:33:36.440
You saw the cartoons on Fox. You saw the sitcoms

00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:40.559
on CBS. The stuff on NBC. The ABC. That's for

00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:45.180
housewives. The CW. No, it's like you could be

00:33:45.180 --> 00:33:46.640
in a conversation with a person. You don't even

00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:49.980
know what show's on. So many of them. It's overwhelming.

00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:54.519
Oh, don't. Yes, yes. You need to know. You need

00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:58.000
to know. Got it. Friggin' Anne Hathaway, so friggin'

00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:00.119
hot. I'd be crying if I wasn't pregnant right

00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:04.799
now. Oh, yeah. Anne Hathaway is feeling the love

00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:07.380
from Whoopi Goldberg. Oh, yeah. Whoopi Goldberg

00:34:07.380 --> 00:34:10.219
wants to lick that rug. Mm -hmm. The actress,

00:34:10.420 --> 00:34:12.360
who's expecting her third child with husband

00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:14.460
Adam Shulman. Man, this was supposed to be my

00:34:14.460 --> 00:34:19.599
kid. Man, you know when you're making a baby

00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:21.559
with Anne Hathaway, you got to feel like the

00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:24.019
freaking man. Made an appearance on the Monday,

00:34:24.099 --> 00:34:26.760
July 20th episode of The View alongside The Odyssey

00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.840
co -star Matt Damon and director Christopher

00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:31.719
Nolan to promote their summer blockbuster. At

00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.559
the end of the interview, Goldberg shared her

00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:35.340
praise for the trio, leading to an emotional

00:34:35.340 --> 00:34:37.539
moment between herself and Hathaway, who was

00:34:37.539 --> 00:34:42.039
moved to tears. Bob. You're magnificent. Anne

00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:48.260
Hathaway. You. Oh, she is crying. She's so cute.

00:34:49.900 --> 00:34:56.800
Oh, Jason. I like finished the talk show and

00:34:56.800 --> 00:34:58.900
I was like, so I say, oh, I'm talking for you.

00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:06.079
I freaking can't. I get fired at NBC, but I don't

00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.820
work there anymore. It's so freaking annoying.

00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:13.500
It is funny. You go to those HR meetings. They

00:35:13.500 --> 00:35:17.739
say dumb. Like, You can't comment like if someone's

00:35:17.739 --> 00:35:22.840
lost weight. And I'm like. Yeah, you look fat.

00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:27.559
I'm kidding. But when a man does it, it's not

00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:32.449
so good. The Tate brothers are now fighting extradition

00:35:32.449 --> 00:35:35.489
after their arrest in Miami. I am so embarrassed

00:35:35.489 --> 00:35:37.989
doing what I want to do about breakups in 2022.

00:35:38.329 --> 00:35:40.550
I looked up how to get over breakups on YouTube.

00:35:41.050 --> 00:35:45.409
Man, back in like 2022, Andrew Tate was the authority

00:35:45.409 --> 00:35:48.369
on breakups. I hate to say that his videos help

00:35:48.369 --> 00:35:50.050
me get through it. Now, I'm not sexist like him,

00:35:50.090 --> 00:35:52.429
but the thing that I always took away from him

00:35:52.429 --> 00:35:55.250
is that she doesn't care that you're sad that

00:35:55.250 --> 00:35:59.460
you're broken up. Mm -hmm. She doesn't care about

00:35:59.460 --> 00:36:01.519
your feelings. She was never the person you ever

00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:04.820
wanted. And that sadness, that power you have

00:36:04.820 --> 00:36:07.739
of missing your ex, use it in the gym. He did

00:36:07.739 --> 00:36:09.880
bring up good points. Now, the thing with Andrew

00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:12.860
Tate's dating advice is that he's like, oh, women,

00:36:12.940 --> 00:36:17.579
most of it sucks. But when you're desperate at

00:36:17.579 --> 00:36:23.760
age 29, it's still impressionable. Yeah, it's

00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:27.320
fine. Whatever. Over the weekend, these controversial

00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:30.039
social media influencers are facing dozens of

00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:32.679
new rape and sex trafficking charges. I've never

00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:36.199
heard a good thing about them. I want them to

00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:39.400
date my daughter. It's like, how could it be

00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:41.900
all of this stuff and there's not one thing to

00:36:41.900 --> 00:36:44.679
watch? With an ocean of streaming content these

00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:47.139
days, even Eddie Murphy complained about finding

00:36:47.139 --> 00:36:49.900
something to do in his recent documentary. Recent

00:36:49.900 --> 00:36:52.320
industry reports find some viewers are getting

00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:55.940
what they call season two fatigue, a steep decline

00:36:55.940 --> 00:36:58.400
in viewership from season one to season two of

00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:04.019
a show. It takes like 18 years for the show to

00:37:04.019 --> 00:37:07.460
come out and he forgot and the prices keep going

00:37:07.460 --> 00:37:13.420
up. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I don't know. It's

00:37:13.420 --> 00:37:18.340
all streamed out. Mm -hmm. Mm. Ryan Reynolds

00:37:18.340 --> 00:37:21.880
isn't saying bye -bye -bye to Deadpool just yet.

00:37:22.099 --> 00:37:27.519
God, I thought he was so funny in Deadpool. No,

00:37:27.699 --> 00:37:30.619
I think he's the worst. The actor confirmed he'll

00:37:30.619 --> 00:37:32.900
be returning to the Marvel Cinematic Universe

00:37:32.900 --> 00:37:35.840
for... Oh, good. Thank God. They're having terrible

00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.610
cell phone commercials where I want to... Bitch

00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:41.110
slap him. He's known for his signature red pompadour,

00:37:41.210 --> 00:37:44.250
but these days, Conan O 'Brien is rocking a new

00:37:44.250 --> 00:37:47.949
slicked back hairstyle. Yeah. Conan's one of

00:37:47.949 --> 00:37:50.630
those guys. When I was in middle school, I didn't

00:37:50.630 --> 00:37:54.929
quite get his humor. But now I like it. Of course,

00:37:54.929 --> 00:37:57.869
the internet has thoughts. She has new hair.

00:37:59.010 --> 00:38:02.530
Only on Hobby Hour do you hear about, you know,

00:38:02.630 --> 00:38:06.860
Conan O 'Brien's hair. Johansson. Johansson?

00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:10.280
I mean, I don't say it really ever. Colin Jost

00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:12.440
sets the record straight on the correct pronunciation

00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:15.360
of his wife's last name. Yeah, you know, she

00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:21.559
wanted that clarified. In a clip posted to Jeopardy's

00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:24.159
TikTok account, the SNL star and pop culture

00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:26.619
Jeopardy host answers a question from the audience

00:38:26.619 --> 00:38:29.380
on a hotly debated topic. How does Scarlett...

00:38:29.380 --> 00:38:34.380
She's so freaking hot. She's so hot. Like, really

00:38:34.380 --> 00:38:36.960
say her last name. How do you pronounce your

00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:42.340
wife's name? I pronounce it pretentious. One

00:38:42.340 --> 00:38:45.920
year after Malcolm Jamal Warner's tragic death

00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:49.670
at 50. Yeah, real. really flew by before his

00:38:49.670 --> 00:38:52.650
widow tanisha warner is taking legal action in

00:38:52.650 --> 00:38:55.949
georgia in california over his family trust and

00:38:55.949 --> 00:38:59.349
what she alleges are at least 1 .3 million dollars

00:38:59.349 --> 00:39:02.849
in unfulfilled financial obligations court documents

00:39:02.849 --> 00:39:06.489
yeah death is not fun time for side check news

00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:22.920
I'm not happy, baby. Side chick noise. We talking

00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:27.960
messy today. Mic check. Welcome to the surf.

00:39:28.300 --> 00:39:30.280
Riding in the booth, cutting straight through

00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:33.000
the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in

00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:35.380
the hearse, kid. You click the T, now you get

00:39:35.380 --> 00:39:37.900
the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting

00:39:37.900 --> 00:39:40.460
like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still

00:39:40.460 --> 00:39:43.239
sliding to the dates. Screenshots saved, little

00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:45.920
goodnight, babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying

00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:51.170
to hide. Everybody frontin' Postin' healing energy

00:39:51.170 --> 00:39:53.769
While they DM huntin' Strollin' through the gram

00:39:53.769 --> 00:39:56.409
All I see is double lives You can't tag the man

00:39:56.409 --> 00:39:58.530
But you tag the wife She buys, this that side

00:39:58.530 --> 00:40:01.889
chick news Side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose

00:40:01.889 --> 00:40:22.340
Every fraud, every sling Who you trying to text?

00:40:22.380 --> 00:40:24.679
Got a ring on your hand Still shopping for the

00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:27.099
next P All team stressing, trying to spin it

00:40:27.099 --> 00:40:29.760
for the press But the group chat meme got receipts

00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:32.480
on deck From the field goals missing to the model

00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:35.739
in the mist One post off life, next post I twist

00:40:35.739 --> 00:40:39.159
You a free spirit but the rent still split Funny

00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:42.219
how the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm

00:40:42.219 --> 00:40:44.639
just reading what the headlines say I'm the voice

00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:55.349
in your car, you pretend you hate me Ryan, how

00:40:55.349 --> 00:40:58.809
we gon' do? Every fraud, every fling, every late

00:40:58.809 --> 00:41:02.210
night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say

00:41:02.210 --> 00:41:05.210
it like it is on an afternoon cruise Sidekick

00:41:05.210 --> 00:41:07.989
moves Whole world tuned to the truth You can

00:41:07.989 --> 00:41:10.389
hide from your man, can't hide from this move

00:41:10.389 --> 00:41:15.389
Sidekick moves Breaking, breaking, breaking,

00:41:15.650 --> 00:41:18.190
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking Another

00:41:18.190 --> 00:41:21.849
is complicated situation Another we were on a

00:41:21.849 --> 00:41:36.539
bridge of impatience It's the side chick news.

00:41:36.699 --> 00:41:41.639
Side chick news. Every fraud, every fling, every

00:41:41.639 --> 00:41:45.079
late night move. We expose, we amuse. Yeah, we

00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.960
say it like it is on the afternoon cruise. Side

00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:50.980
chick news. Whole world tuned to the truth. You

00:41:50.980 --> 00:41:53.260
can't hide from your man, can't hide from this

00:41:53.260 --> 00:42:02.929
booze. Side chick news. Side chick news. Giselle

00:42:02.929 --> 00:42:05.610
Bundchen is celebrating her birthday in style,

00:42:05.889 --> 00:42:10.710
keeping it low. She's a side chick. That's what

00:42:10.710 --> 00:42:13.570
she'll always be. Key, the supermodel, gave fans

00:42:13.570 --> 00:42:18.969
an inside look as she rang in her 46th birthday.

00:42:19.210 --> 00:42:21.489
I love when people comment, it's Tom's loss.

00:42:21.630 --> 00:42:24.119
No, she's a brat. Along with a sunset selfie,

00:42:24.380 --> 00:42:26.900
Giselle posted several celebratory photos to

00:42:26.900 --> 00:42:30.119
Instagram July 22nd. Good for you! You're getting

00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:33.000
into old hag territories. Doesn't really matter

00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:37.239
anymore. You're getting into old hag territories,

00:42:37.539 --> 00:42:51.949
so it's pretty sparse. Six, now I ran big mic,

00:42:52.030 --> 00:42:55.650
big rating Talk wild about sex, love dating Sleep

00:42:55.650 --> 00:42:58.369
beat, sun signal, hit that equator Local boy

00:42:58.369 --> 00:43:01.550
talk like a glowing narrator Lame loon on the

00:43:01.550 --> 00:43:04.250
ground, she a queen Her on the board, her on

00:43:04.250 --> 00:43:06.610
the screen Freeze, it's free, that y 'all fell

00:43:06.610 --> 00:43:09.130
for the plan Whole thing's fun, buy the soups,

00:43:09.130 --> 00:43:12.289
not the fans Britney loses, black crap crazy

00:43:12.289 --> 00:43:15.690
Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They

00:43:15.690 --> 00:43:17.969
told you a script, y 'all caught it Caused, but

00:43:17.969 --> 00:43:22.840
the cash came first, she just gave them Alright,

00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:29.199
now. Do you find it silly people spreading rumors

00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:32.460
about you and your family like those clone theory?

00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:35.639
Yes, he does find it ridiculous. Everyone, dude,

00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:37.880
everyone, I gotta hop on TikTok because everyone

00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:41.719
on TikTok, they'll, no, I see this one video

00:43:41.719 --> 00:43:45.860
that's like 1 .2 million likes and then the caption

00:43:45.860 --> 00:43:50.679
is like the biggest theory ever lied. It's Britney

00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:52.480
Spears' kid talking about people saying his mom's

00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:55.739
a clone. I just think your mom's dumb. That's

00:43:55.739 --> 00:43:59.059
all. Is Britney Spears still alive? Like, bro,

00:43:59.179 --> 00:44:01.980
you can go to her page and see her right now.

00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:05.980
Yeah! She's dancing around with nuts. Are you

00:44:05.980 --> 00:44:09.199
guys tweaking? Crazy broad. That's Britney Spears'

00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:12.400
youngest son, Jaden James, making a rare appearance

00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:15.400
on social media, blasting conspiracy theories

00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:18.260
about his famous mom. Yeah, he's in defense mode.

00:44:18.320 --> 00:44:22.159
He also needs her money. Because now he's not

00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.699
18. He's 19 or 20. Including the one about this

00:44:25.699 --> 00:44:28.739
Britney being a body double. Yeah, whatever.

00:44:29.579 --> 00:44:34.139
She's annoying. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah,

00:44:34.139 --> 00:44:40.159
blah. I'm Britney. I'm up. Annoying. So is Blake

00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:56.639
Lively. She bad. She bad. She know that. Trouble

00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:58.960
in the crowd. Trouble in the crowd. She walks

00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:01.219
in, drama on tap. Cherry lip gloss turn like

00:45:01.219 --> 00:45:03.679
a trap. Credit card queen in a knockoff bag.

00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:06.159
Smirk so sharp, put a rip in the flag. Name on

00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:08.340
her cuss bell, wrong she snaps. Front row line,

00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.420
but she cut like that. Tells three lies just

00:45:10.420 --> 00:45:12.639
to order a drink. Winks at your man and she says,

00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:17.420
you blink? Blink loudly. It's a sociopathic dance.

00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:42.329
Hey. Blake Lively rolling with a new crowd these

00:45:42.329 --> 00:45:46.280
days. Yeah. She got excluded from the cool kids

00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:48.679
club because she's the worst. As a source tells

00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:52.000
ET, the actress is expanding her social circle.

00:45:52.219 --> 00:45:55.360
You kind of had to after you burned every bridge.

00:45:56.719 --> 00:45:59.539
After falling out with longtime bestie Taylor

00:45:59.539 --> 00:46:02.239
Swift. In Hollywood, they pit women against each

00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:06.519
other. Yeah, it's the thing. You contributed

00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:09.420
to it, you moron. Try to create these false catfights.

00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:14.679
All right. You're annoying. It's stupid. I don't

00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:16.340
know what you're more of, annoying or stupid.

00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:18.940
You're probably a tie. That's the 38 -year -old

00:46:18.940 --> 00:46:21.219
showing off her new girl squad at Sunday's FIFA

00:46:21.219 --> 00:46:23.780
World Cup final. Good luck to those women that

00:46:23.780 --> 00:46:25.380
think that they're her friend, but are just using

00:46:25.380 --> 00:46:27.460
her for clout. Because now I'm their friend.

00:46:27.480 --> 00:46:32.000
She's dumb. Yeah, you look at Blake Lively. Oh,

00:46:32.019 --> 00:46:35.579
she's a freaking rocket scientist. Blake Lively.

00:46:38.539 --> 00:46:42.909
Time for... Taylor Swift fucking knows. I swear,

00:46:43.130 --> 00:46:49.210
it just never, it never ends! Woo! Woo! Woo!

00:46:49.989 --> 00:46:58.190
Yeah! Woo! You can put in so long of every name

00:46:58.190 --> 00:47:04.110
you wrote. You turn to the headlines and you

00:47:04.110 --> 00:47:08.489
watch the whole thing flow. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

00:47:08.590 --> 00:47:57.159
Woo! Oh, yeah! Turns out Travis Kelsey isn't

00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.480
just ready for the football field. He can also

00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:06.239
hold a tune. Oh, yeah. Good to know. Weeks after

00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:09.260
multiple wedding guests confirmed that Travis

00:48:09.260 --> 00:48:12.800
and Taylor Swift performed a duet during their

00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:15.420
wedding rehearsal dinner, his brother, Jason

00:48:15.420 --> 00:48:18.400
Kelsey, confirmed the chief's tight end has some

00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:21.619
serious singing chops. I want to know who got

00:48:21.619 --> 00:48:26.199
banged in the bathroom. I want to know who got

00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:29.679
deep in the bag. I want to know the... Easy stuff.

00:48:29.780 --> 00:48:31.539
Not the perfect stuff at a wedding. Want to know

00:48:31.539 --> 00:48:36.579
who embarrassed who? That's all I care about.

00:48:37.219 --> 00:48:39.079
Here's the latest from Kendall Jenner. Because

00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:41.539
I also know that there are people that might

00:48:41.539 --> 00:48:44.519
have it, that it might be, you know, really tough

00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:47.840
for them. She's talking about being in adult

00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:50.980
situations as kids. And especially like in the

00:48:50.980 --> 00:48:53.199
mental health space of it all. I think that I've.

00:48:53.420 --> 00:48:56.380
Yeah, Kendall seems like she's not really a fan

00:48:56.380 --> 00:49:00.099
of her family. jokes on you i can't stand you

00:49:00.099 --> 00:49:01.940
either you're a family well you're kind of hot

00:49:01.940 --> 00:49:05.199
but obviously had my my moments even as a kid

00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:07.239
and and i think kylie and i had to go through

00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:10.079
like very like adult things at a really young

00:49:10.079 --> 00:49:12.840
age yeah i did episode i remember probably like

00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:16.300
oh i remember exactly where i was my parents

00:49:16.300 --> 00:49:19.099
were getting me a tutor and the tutor had cable

00:49:19.099 --> 00:49:21.840
so i was watching like the first or second season

00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:23.440
of keeping up with the kardashians this is like

00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:26.909
in fall of 08 and i It was an episode where they

00:49:26.909 --> 00:49:31.550
had like stripper balls. And a Bruce Jenner,

00:49:31.570 --> 00:49:33.230
now Kayla, whatever you want to call him, call

00:49:33.230 --> 00:49:37.849
him her, whatever. At the time, Bruce did not

00:49:37.849 --> 00:49:41.750
want his daughter to have a stripper ball. Father

00:49:41.750 --> 00:49:44.210
of the year, or whatever you guys know. Oh, geez.

00:49:47.969 --> 00:49:54.619
Oh, yeah. We got 51 days until the NFL returns.

00:49:56.239 --> 00:50:02.320
Aren't we all excited? Josh Morrow had a four

00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:06.280
-day bender before he died. That is sad. It's

00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:07.800
always sad when you hear about people. Oh, you

00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:10.599
got this loser. Le 'Veon Bell is a deadbeat dad

00:50:10.599 --> 00:50:12.380
and was arrested for not paying his child support.

00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:19.030
You're a loser. Cannot stand deadbeat dads. Tom

00:50:19.030 --> 00:50:23.730
Brady might join the WWE. It is really sad that

00:50:23.730 --> 00:50:26.429
he's listening to advice from that little douchebag,

00:50:26.750 --> 00:50:30.150
whatever the guy's name is from Fanatics, and

00:50:30.150 --> 00:50:33.309
all of a sudden he's doing all these skits. You're

00:50:33.309 --> 00:50:36.329
the greatest football player ever. And now you're

00:50:36.329 --> 00:50:40.469
resorting to fake stuff? That's no good. But

00:50:40.469 --> 00:50:43.090
hey, it ain't my life, and he's making money,

00:50:43.269 --> 00:51:02.949
so... Aaron Rodgers is reconnecting with his

00:51:02.949 --> 00:51:06.650
family. Yeah, stupid. As flawed as your family

00:51:06.650 --> 00:51:08.289
can be when you don't talk to them. It says more

00:51:08.289 --> 00:51:11.530
about you. The legendary NFL star shares photos

00:51:11.530 --> 00:51:14.309
of himself reuniting with his family after revealing

00:51:14.309 --> 00:51:16.630
he's been estranged from his loved ones since

00:51:16.630 --> 00:51:20.070
2014. In the snaps he posts to Instagram on July

00:51:20.070 --> 00:51:23.230
20th, Aaron poses with his mom, Darla Rodgers,

00:51:23.289 --> 00:51:25.809
before sharing a separate pic with his dad, Ed

00:51:25.809 --> 00:51:31.320
Rodgers. That's so cute. Had to be weird. Cam

00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:34.199
Newton got fired. Cam Newton has reportedly been

00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:38.639
fired by ESPN. God, at least I don't have to

00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:40.800
see those stupid hats anymore. You're like an

00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:42.820
asswipe. You don't even jump out of your own

00:51:42.820 --> 00:51:45.079
fumble. And he's just one of several big names

00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:47.059
being shown the door. Yeah, so that happened.

00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:52.699
Here's Miles Garrett's girlfriend talking about

00:51:52.699 --> 00:51:56.340
just how she's annoyed. If you are going to stop

00:51:56.340 --> 00:52:02.670
me for a photo and you're going to post it. All

00:52:02.670 --> 00:52:05.750
right. You're going to die someday and you're

00:52:05.750 --> 00:52:09.530
going to get old. Who cares? Whatever! Tom Brady

00:52:09.530 --> 00:52:12.530
is in talks to join... Tom Brady is in talks

00:52:12.530 --> 00:52:18.150
to join WWE. Ah, embarrassing. I just grew up

00:52:18.150 --> 00:52:21.170
in a household. I was not allowed to watch Ninja

00:52:21.170 --> 00:52:24.409
Turtles until like third grade. So I was really

00:52:24.409 --> 00:52:29.210
not around, you know, WWE. Now, living in Tampa...

00:52:29.659 --> 00:52:32.079
It's given me an appreciation for it. I know,

00:52:32.099 --> 00:52:33.539
I doubt about it, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:52:33.539 --> 00:52:36.239
and girls. But growing up, I thought it was stupid.

00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:41.159
Travis Kelsey may be entering his endgame on

00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:44.519
the football field. One, two, and Taylor. Nearly

00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:47.920
three weeks after marrying Taylor Swift at Madison

00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:50.940
Square Garden, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end

00:52:50.940 --> 00:52:53.460
is fueling fresh retirement. I wonder if Taylor

00:52:53.460 --> 00:52:56.980
is a Turner. Speculation. Kelsey. Whatever. Here

00:52:56.980 --> 00:52:59.320
you go. Here's Cardi B saying she's like Britney

00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:02.679
Spears. I'm really hip -hop's Britney Spears.

00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:05.579
Like, I'm out here feeling like Britney. Because

00:53:05.579 --> 00:53:07.860
let me tell you something, right? A lot of these

00:53:07.860 --> 00:53:10.119
celebrities, like, you know I got all the tea

00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:15.539
on these celebrities. Oh, yeah. She's got everything.

00:53:16.420 --> 00:53:19.659
I know who was doing what and all that shit.

00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:22.219
But guess what? What? Nobody reports about it.

00:53:22.260 --> 00:53:24.159
You want to know why? Because nobody gives a

00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:26.780
fuck. All right. She's an annoying broad, isn't

00:53:26.780 --> 00:53:31.760
she? I feel like I lose IQ points every time

00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:51.769
I hear her babble. It's like, shut up. Anthony

00:53:51.769 --> 00:53:54.230
Edwards is ordered to pay child support like

00:53:54.230 --> 00:53:58.780
the dead be dead. That is false. Tyrese Halliburton

00:53:58.780 --> 00:54:03.159
got married to his hottest snow bunny wife. You

00:54:03.159 --> 00:54:05.760
know they have threesomes. You just give off

00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:08.380
that vibe. When you got all the snow bunnies

00:54:08.380 --> 00:54:11.159
in your house, how can you not? It's right there.

00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:24.760
Right on you. 856 -49 -HOPI. Such an amazing

00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:27.400
year for sports. Here's Stephen Curry. For you,

00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:29.440
what has been like a standout moment, a standout

00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:33.280
story that you really gravitated towards? I mean,

00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:36.000
how many to choose from? Alyssa Liu representing

00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:39.320
Oakland, the Bay, and the Olympics. Obviously

00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:41.860
the Knicks in basketball. It's a great accomplishment.

00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:47.800
There's that. Here's LeBron saying that today's

00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:50.260
stars shouldn't be forced into retirement when

00:54:50.260 --> 00:54:52.780
they're driving revenue. Yeah, but you're past

00:54:52.780 --> 00:54:55.360
your prime, you moron. There's always conversations

00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:57.900
like, when is he going to retire? He needs to

00:54:57.900 --> 00:55:01.760
retire. I agree. You're just step outing. He's

00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:06.119
this age. He's that age. But why? I don't know

00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:09.880
right now. But you heard it on the radio. Here

00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:13.800
is a hella burden on if LeBron would shine the

00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:16.599
Pacers. LeBron being my teammate. It's not looking

00:55:16.599 --> 00:55:22.760
good. It's not looking good. Damn. I texted him

00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:26.400
during, before this, and I, not this, before

00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:29.099
Fanatics Fest, and I said, hey, come, you should

00:55:29.099 --> 00:55:33.500
come be a pacer. And he responded with six laughing,

00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:37.519
crying faces. You're a douche, LeBron, and you

00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:41.420
never cheat on Savannah. You're so loyal to her.

00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:45.739
You totally don't have any snow bodies in frigging

00:55:45.739 --> 00:55:50.900
Toronto, you moron. Travis Scott and Jordan Clarkson

00:55:50.900 --> 00:55:54.659
got into it in the club and bottles are flying.

00:55:55.599 --> 00:55:59.920
Bunch of grown losers. I did not know this. Remember

00:55:59.920 --> 00:56:06.599
the decision that stupid day LeBron did? At the

00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:10.130
time. Donovan Mitchell was 13 years old. And

00:56:10.130 --> 00:56:13.389
he was in the crowd. I was staying at a friend's

00:56:13.389 --> 00:56:17.050
house and we went up and I sat there for about

00:56:17.050 --> 00:56:19.909
two hours waiting for LeBron to show up. Did

00:56:19.909 --> 00:56:21.710
you see him go in or go out? I saw him go in.

00:56:23.429 --> 00:56:26.070
LeBron's my favorite player. It happened right

00:56:26.070 --> 00:56:27.849
down the street from where I went to middle school,

00:56:27.909 --> 00:56:29.570
Greenwich Country Day. I was just waiting for

00:56:29.570 --> 00:56:32.269
him to say he was going to Miami. That's what

00:56:32.269 --> 00:56:38.679
happened. Let me see here. Chris Bosh says if

00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:40.500
he were LeBron, he would choose Miami. Well,

00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:44.800
whatever. Man, I feel bad about, like, we all

00:56:44.800 --> 00:56:46.980
hated it on that team because they were annoying

00:56:46.980 --> 00:56:52.860
the way they just kind of care. But, man, Chris

00:56:52.860 --> 00:56:57.460
Bosh seems like a good -ass dude. Mm -hmm. 8

00:56:57.460 --> 00:57:02.889
-5 -6. 49 hot peanuts, 856 -494 -6779. We got

00:57:02.889 --> 00:57:04.869
Tampa Bay in there, Chicago in there, Cleveland,

00:57:04.969 --> 00:57:11.389
Fresno. We got so much coming up. It's getting

00:57:11.389 --> 00:57:12.869
a little overwhelming. I'm going to take a break.

00:57:28.100 --> 00:57:30.960
RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right back.

00:57:31.179 --> 00:57:34.039
You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:39.480
going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need

00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:42.000
to be affectionate. And you can see that with

00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:45.360
Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of

00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:49.739
touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call

00:57:49.739 --> 00:57:54.250
it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

00:57:54.469 --> 00:57:56.489
if you don't feel like listening to this next

00:57:56.489 --> 00:57:59.230
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

00:57:59.230 --> 00:58:01.889
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

00:58:01.889 --> 00:58:05.889
around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour

00:58:05.889 --> 00:58:11.610
will be right back. Oh, the mic was off. It never

00:58:11.610 --> 00:58:14.909
sounded better. Here is a song from 27 years

00:58:14.909 --> 00:58:42.239
ago. Defari with Bionic. Bionic. Bye. 6 million's

00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:45.340
what it cost them to put back together that cat

00:58:45.340 --> 00:58:48.400
Steve Austin. Not the far right, it's bionic.

00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:51.739
Over 6 million tracks with 10 million topics.

00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:54.280
I'm fiber optic, crystal clear with my projection.

00:58:54.519 --> 00:58:56.380
Whack them C's, get clothesline when they walk

00:58:56.380 --> 00:58:58.480
across my intersection. They need protection,

00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:01.119
some guidance, some right direction. A job center

00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:03.559
with application for a new profession. Never

00:59:03.559 --> 00:59:06.949
set for nothing less. I play contests. And set

00:59:06.949 --> 00:59:09.969
shots for paydays In strange ways, life twists

00:59:09.969 --> 00:59:12.730
and turns Word to gangsta, in this business,

00:59:12.809 --> 00:59:15.449
it's really hard to earn I format attacks, new

00:59:15.449 --> 00:59:18.130
knack technique Speak with a passion on wax and

00:59:18.130 --> 00:59:21.969
tape and CD Mad niggas front for paper And switch

00:59:21.969 --> 00:59:25.289
like a bitch, in and out Like a frostbader, all

00:59:25.289 --> 00:59:27.789
I know is how to rock shit They say the hotter

00:59:27.789 --> 00:59:32.550
the MC, the hotter the spot It's the coming of

00:59:32.550 --> 00:59:40.510
the Vianney The far I hear the lock shit We'll

00:59:40.510 --> 00:59:57.349
see you next time. My wrist and hit like Sanbris

00:59:57.349 --> 01:00:00.070
Handle this, make you believe like an evangelist

01:00:00.070 --> 01:00:02.750
That rhythm see the coming, to reclaim Los Angeles

01:00:02.750 --> 01:00:05.030
And hence I stand a chance to finally get my

01:00:05.030 --> 01:00:07.329
time to shine In the golden state, like Spree

01:00:07.329 --> 01:00:10.130
while out there This beat is hot, it make me

01:00:10.130 --> 01:00:12.170
laugh like astronaut Make K. Rool set that shit

01:00:12.170 --> 01:00:16.070
for my peoples when we blow spot 4, 3, 3, my

01:00:16.070 --> 01:00:19.909
D's Rose like E's, beat 12 trees and 7 C's If

01:00:19.909 --> 01:00:22.610
you didn't know champs Before I hit a lot of

01:00:22.610 --> 01:00:46.679
shit It's the coming Of the Bayani We'll see

01:00:46.679 --> 01:01:11.079
you next time. Bust all verses like rifles Bust

01:01:11.079 --> 01:01:12.820
all bullets through flesh Unless you're wearing

01:01:12.820 --> 01:01:15.139
a vest And even then I still enter The human

01:01:15.139 --> 01:01:17.019
form of a splinter The summer, fall, spring,

01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:20.760
and winter Liquid crew, member Champion, contender

01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:23.659
Holy like the month of December The live prototype

01:01:23.659 --> 01:01:29.599
It's the coming Of the Bionic Before I hit a

01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:34.880
lock It's the coming Of the Bionic Before I hit

01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:40.130
a lock It's the coming Of the Bionic Before I

01:01:40.130 --> 01:01:45.269
hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Before

01:01:45.269 --> 01:01:50.710
I hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Before

01:01:50.710 --> 01:01:56.230
I hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Before

01:01:56.230 --> 01:02:11.219
I hit a lock, it's the coming of the bionic Locked

01:02:11.219 --> 01:02:24.800
Locked Locked in jail Locked Locked Locked in

01:02:24.800 --> 01:03:10.710
jail Locked in jail Locked in jail Bye. Oh, yeah.

01:03:11.269 --> 01:03:13.690
Wasn't that a good song? We're all here, you

01:03:13.690 --> 01:03:17.630
know? All right. Let's get back to it. And now,

01:03:17.889 --> 01:03:21.889
back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

01:03:21.889 --> 01:03:38.849
Hot 97 .7. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. And now for

01:03:38.849 --> 01:03:42.889
something completely different. The door is closing.

01:03:59.150 --> 01:04:02.929
And now, something completely different. It's

01:04:02.929 --> 01:04:27.130
like a hobby in the morning. It's a hobby. Happy

01:04:27.130 --> 01:04:35.269
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

01:04:35.269 --> 01:04:39.590
it is. The most amazing radio show on the planet.

01:04:39.650 --> 01:05:19.679
The other stations are tuned in too. Yo, it's

01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:22.440
Hoppy, I will be about to go live. Devil Bay

01:05:22.440 --> 01:05:24.880
News is the place we arrive. From the beach to

01:05:24.880 --> 01:05:27.320
the bay, the city's crazy moves. We got stories

01:05:27.320 --> 01:05:29.820
hotter than the floor of the grooves. Devil Bay

01:05:29.820 --> 01:05:42.289
News, we making it spin. We bringin' the fix,

01:05:42.369 --> 01:05:45.130
we bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix, we

01:05:45.130 --> 01:05:46.829
bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix, we bringin'

01:05:46.869 --> 01:05:47.829
the fix, we bringin' the fix, we bringin' the

01:05:47.829 --> 01:06:15.880
fix, we bringin' the fix. In Polk County, a 51

01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:17.940
-year -old man is in jail accused of beating

01:06:17.940 --> 01:06:22.820
a pregnant woman. Loser! I love how they always

01:06:22.820 --> 01:06:25.769
talk about all the crime they're... busting out

01:06:25.769 --> 01:06:29.050
and blockading how many losers are out there

01:06:29.050 --> 01:06:32.670
then resisting deputies investigators say witness

01:06:32.670 --> 01:06:35.489
he just looks like a mentally ill this is uh

01:06:35.489 --> 01:06:38.849
ray alacron hitting a pregnant woman outside

01:06:38.849 --> 01:06:43.030
checkers that's on us oh yeah 98 north yes can

01:06:43.030 --> 01:06:44.949
you imagine what that checkers looks like on

01:06:44.949 --> 01:06:49.380
the inside Today, deputies say the man drove

01:06:49.380 --> 01:06:51.659
away with the woman, but a witness called 911.

01:06:52.260 --> 01:06:54.400
Sounds like things are going well in Polk County.

01:06:54.559 --> 01:07:00.079
Like right here. Oh, in just hours, the man accused

01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:02.260
of deliberately slamming a flatbed tow truck

01:07:02.260 --> 01:07:06.719
into a Polk County deputy's cruiser. What is

01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:09.880
going on in Polk County? Is due back in court.

01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:11.960
Last Monday, deputies were responding to a domestic

01:07:11.960 --> 01:07:15.210
violence call. Jesus Christ. involving Christopher

01:07:15.210 --> 01:07:18.409
Murphy. This is Grady Judge, got it. Investigators

01:07:18.409 --> 01:07:21.409
say Murphy took off in a flatbed tow truck. Alright,

01:07:21.449 --> 01:07:29.179
here we go. Happy Hot Topic! Well, as artificial

01:07:29.179 --> 01:07:31.559
intelligence pushes demand for massive data centers

01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:34.480
across Florida, we got to admit at some point,

01:07:34.619 --> 01:07:37.960
do I like data centers? No, but there's something

01:07:37.960 --> 01:07:40.539
you can do about it. She doesn't accept it. More

01:07:40.539 --> 01:07:43.019
communities are deciding to slow plans before

01:07:43.019 --> 01:07:45.920
approving some of those projects. So Lakeland's

01:07:45.920 --> 01:07:48.440
putting a one -year pause in the next year, though.

01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:51.260
Kind of like when Clay Lauder said, oh, yeah,

01:07:51.300 --> 01:07:54.139
we're doing a one -year pause on the 30 -year

01:07:54.139 --> 01:07:56.739
deal at Duke Energy. Then the year flies by.

01:07:56.800 --> 01:07:58.599
They come up with no idea because they're lazy

01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:01.079
morons simping for Scientology. And then they

01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:04.579
go, oh, well, I guess we'll just do Duke Energy

01:08:04.579 --> 01:08:06.619
for 30 years. It's called pushing it back. It's

01:08:06.619 --> 01:08:09.760
what the Rays do. It's what this area does. They

01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:12.500
push back everything and just kind of, you know,

01:08:12.519 --> 01:08:15.869
just end up settling. I settled pretty much with

01:08:15.869 --> 01:08:17.770
Jeffrey Knight. They settled pretty much with

01:08:17.770 --> 01:08:21.350
the Rays. This is a lazy area! I'm sorry! No!

01:08:21.710 --> 01:08:25.409
Copy hot topic! Within the last two hours, St.

01:08:25.529 --> 01:08:27.890
Pete police confirmed they found one of the two

01:08:27.890 --> 01:08:30.649
men caught on camera vandalizing a downtown building.

01:08:30.789 --> 01:08:33.649
Look at this. Yo, you're so gangster, dude! Good

01:08:33.649 --> 01:08:37.329
for you! It's right here. Police identified Andrew

01:08:37.329 --> 01:08:39.649
O 'Neill as... He's just loose like a cult listener.

01:08:39.869 --> 01:08:45.069
A loser! Hehehehe! Looks like a Gen X dork and

01:08:45.069 --> 01:08:47.189
his girls went, oh, what a little bitch. One

01:08:47.189 --> 01:08:50.069
of the men in the video, they say that's a guy

01:08:50.069 --> 01:08:52.770
with a really gross ponytail. They're totally

01:08:52.770 --> 01:08:54.770
cult listeners. That's him right there in the

01:08:54.770 --> 01:09:04.470
striped shirt with the. Losers. Happy Hot Topic.

01:09:06.189 --> 01:09:08.390
The motorcyclist accused of leading troopers

01:09:08.390 --> 01:09:10.909
on a chase on I -75 over the weekend faced a

01:09:10.909 --> 01:09:13.430
judge for the first time today. Troopers say

01:09:13.430 --> 01:09:16.109
Jason Ortiz is the man that you see riding that

01:09:16.109 --> 01:09:20.170
motorcycle. He's got a small penis. He's overcompensating.

01:09:20.489 --> 01:09:22.890
Right there, that bike ultimately went up in

01:09:22.890 --> 01:09:28.060
flames. How many freaking losers are in this

01:09:28.060 --> 01:09:31.140
area? See, it's smoking. They say after Ortiz

01:09:31.140 --> 01:09:35.279
fled, after crashing into another motorcyclist,

01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:37.119
investigators... You know that motorcyclist is

01:09:37.119 --> 01:09:40.039
like, thanks, dude. And after him, troopers later

01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:43.079
learned that Ortiz did not have a valid license.

01:09:43.479 --> 01:09:45.720
Yeah, that's why I do not go on the road at night.

01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:50.750
Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! The state attorney's

01:09:50.750 --> 01:09:52.850
office today announced it will seek the death

01:09:52.850 --> 01:09:55.090
penalty for the man accused of killing his girlfriend

01:09:55.090 --> 01:09:58.529
by stabbing her 65 times. He should be stabbed

01:09:58.529 --> 01:10:03.310
65 times a day. We're doing some tax -free back

01:10:03.310 --> 01:10:04.949
-to -school shopping. Keep in mind here, some

01:10:04.949 --> 01:10:07.409
big changes are coming to the dress code for

01:10:07.409 --> 01:10:09.430
him. I just killed a reporter and it's freaking...

01:10:09.789 --> 01:10:12.270
10 Tampa Bay News is so freaking hot. Hillsborough

01:10:12.270 --> 01:10:14.529
County students. I think she's married up, though.

01:10:14.710 --> 01:10:17.069
Students this fall. All right, so there's a new

01:10:17.069 --> 01:10:24.010
dress code for the kids in class. Well, Tampa

01:10:24.010 --> 01:10:26.189
International is making a major change to the

01:10:26.189 --> 01:10:28.470
way passengers go through security. We're joining

01:10:28.470 --> 01:10:30.909
a TSA screening partnership program made on your

01:10:30.909 --> 01:10:32.630
side, Jenna Bass. All right, so there you go.

01:10:32.829 --> 01:10:36.229
I like that airport. It's fun to hang out in.

01:10:39.949 --> 01:10:42.029
This morning, police are in Largo are sounding

01:10:42.029 --> 01:10:44.029
the alarm over a new scam they are seeing pop

01:10:44.029 --> 01:10:48.729
up. They say, a scam out of Largo? No way! Largo's

01:10:48.729 --> 01:10:51.710
a scam of a town. Scammers are pretending to

01:10:51.710 --> 01:10:53.550
be high schoolers trying to raise money for their

01:10:53.550 --> 01:10:58.069
sports team. Yeah, that's what's happening. Jason

01:10:58.069 --> 01:11:00.750
Ortiz, the motorcyclist accused of leading troopers

01:11:00.750 --> 01:11:04.109
on a chase on I -75 over the weekend. Call ICE!

01:11:04.909 --> 01:11:07.270
Before his bike went up in flames, he was denied

01:11:07.270 --> 01:11:10.390
bond. Yeah, he's a little broccoli -haired douchebag.

01:11:11.750 --> 01:11:14.470
Shut down for a second time. An illegal gambling

01:11:14.470 --> 01:11:17.130
operation was just closed by... Oh, this is one

01:11:17.130 --> 01:11:21.789
of those arcades. Manatee County. Man, when I

01:11:21.789 --> 01:11:23.529
first moved here, I was like, wow, everyone really

01:11:23.529 --> 01:11:25.489
likes playing Pac -Man. I didn't know it was

01:11:25.489 --> 01:11:28.989
gambling arcades. Deputies, detectives say they

01:11:28.989 --> 01:11:32.390
spent weeks investigating. Yeah, you get a handjob

01:11:32.390 --> 01:11:36.510
while playing a slot machine. You get two jackpots

01:11:36.510 --> 01:11:40.819
in one. I was proud of that. Thought that was

01:11:40.819 --> 01:11:43.619
kind of funny. Get what I did there. And now,

01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:47.859
back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

01:11:47.859 --> 01:11:55.220
Hot 97 .7. Oh, it's time for Fresno News. Yeah.

01:11:55.979 --> 01:12:04.210
Yeah. Yeah. Microphone King. Yeah. 6ix9ine tower

01:12:04.210 --> 01:12:07.050
Fresno's loud and sour Mike in his grip got the

01:12:07.050 --> 01:12:09.590
world feelin' sour Hoppy on the block droppin'

01:12:09.590 --> 01:12:12.310
facts like boulders Words cut sharply, the city

01:12:12.310 --> 01:12:15.029
on his shoulders News so raw, unfiltered truth

01:12:15.029 --> 01:12:17.949
spray Fresno's postin' every word that he say

01:12:17.949 --> 01:12:21.409
No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the

01:12:21.409 --> 01:12:26.250
booth, Fresno, is it live? Fresno, no, yeah It's

01:12:26.250 --> 01:12:29.399
so bold, keep the city on fire I am hyper today.

01:12:40.060 --> 01:13:00.420
Yeah. Catch him on the down Press no folks gather

01:13:00.420 --> 01:13:02.539
from the heart of the city To the fields and

01:13:02.539 --> 01:13:05.460
the rap just spreads no news He don't hold back

01:13:05.460 --> 01:13:08.739
Spin so bold, keep the city on track Say it how

01:13:08.739 --> 01:13:11.680
it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan Hoppy's the name,

01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:21.920
and he shout it loud Ryan Hoppy's the name, and

01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:28.979
he shout it loud I do shout Mm -hmm Hey, Dennis,

01:13:29.159 --> 01:13:32.420
you're a douchebag. New tonight, the Fresno Police

01:13:32.420 --> 01:13:34.699
Department is addressing concerns over those

01:13:34.699 --> 01:13:38.260
controversial cameras. Yeah, you know, police

01:13:38.260 --> 01:13:42.899
being sketchy. No way! Flock security cameras,

01:13:43.060 --> 01:13:45.779
which track vehicles involved in crimes, have

01:13:45.779 --> 01:13:48.479
been criticized for potential privacy violations.

01:13:49.020 --> 01:13:52.300
Tonight, concerned residents filled the Ted C.

01:13:52.340 --> 01:13:55.479
Wills Center in central Fresno for an open discussion

01:13:55.479 --> 01:13:58.560
on whether Fresno police should continue using

01:13:58.560 --> 01:14:00.920
those surveillance cameras. Action News reporter

01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:03.300
Vincent Camarillo was at that meeting and now

01:14:03.300 --> 01:14:05.859
joins us live in downtown Fresno with the details.

01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:08.119
I don't really give a shit. There's flock cameras

01:14:08.119 --> 01:14:10.659
and cops are sketchy. They're not your friend.

01:14:11.000 --> 01:14:13.060
Neither is this guy. Serial rapist sentenced.

01:14:13.439 --> 01:14:16.420
56 -year -old Cesar Flores learned his fate inside

01:14:16.420 --> 01:14:21.760
a... Loser! That has been the catchphrase of

01:14:21.760 --> 01:14:24.439
my show today. Snow County courtroom today. Thanks

01:14:24.439 --> 01:14:26.260
for joining us for... Whatever, you got something

01:14:26.260 --> 01:14:29.920
to live. Let's try out this new song I just made.

01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:34.539
We got a lot of listeners in Rochester, New York.

01:14:36.970 --> 01:14:39.949
From either my time appearing on the Brother

01:14:39.949 --> 01:14:42.970
We Show and all my interviews and all, and what

01:14:42.970 --> 01:14:47.430
about $70? Or my time on Rover's Morning Glory

01:14:47.430 --> 01:14:51.310
on 94 .1 The Zone. I get a lot of website hits,

01:14:51.470 --> 01:14:55.130
interviews, and downloads from Rochester, New

01:14:55.130 --> 01:14:58.069
York. And I also love the city because I think

01:14:58.069 --> 01:15:02.409
it's a good city. 94 .1 The Zone was good back

01:15:02.409 --> 01:15:05.960
in the day. This new 95 .5 Rock Station sucks.

01:15:06.380 --> 01:15:08.260
I prefer when it was talk radio with my boy,

01:15:08.340 --> 01:15:11.920
Brother Waves. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I don't know if

01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:15.380
you know him. I really admire a brother. Oh,

01:15:15.380 --> 01:15:19.960
Waves! Hey, kids, it's Brother Waves, and you

01:15:19.960 --> 01:15:23.859
are listening to The Hoppy Hour with my main

01:15:23.859 --> 01:15:26.840
man, Ryan Hoppy. The same Brother Waves that

01:15:26.840 --> 01:15:29.239
told me he never feared a radio executive because

01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:33.029
he faced death in Vietnam War. That badass. Well,

01:15:33.029 --> 01:15:40.090
without further ado, here's Rochester News. I

01:15:40.090 --> 01:16:16.699
just made this. I've not heard this. What does

01:16:16.699 --> 01:16:20.359
it sound like? I just made this five seconds

01:16:20.359 --> 01:16:35.329
ago. We're so screwed at AI. He leaves a mark,

01:16:35.350 --> 01:16:39.590
say it play, say it loud. He go off, he draw

01:16:39.590 --> 01:16:42.750
a crowd. Hoppy hour, hoppy hour, hoppy hour.

01:16:43.350 --> 01:16:46.649
Ryan Hoppy, Ryan Hoppy, Ryan Hoppy. Rochester,

01:16:46.770 --> 01:16:49.409
New York, New York, straight talk. No excuses.

01:16:51.529 --> 01:16:55.109
Hoppy hour, hoppy hour, hoppy hour. Ryan Hoppy,

01:16:55.130 --> 01:17:00.029
Ryan Hoppy, Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah! He lights it

01:17:00.029 --> 01:17:05.500
up. Mm -hmm. Just that real one's lame When the

01:17:05.500 --> 01:17:08.319
pressure comes down He don't back down Hoppy

01:17:08.319 --> 01:17:11.079
howl, hoppy howl, hoppy howl I kinda like it,

01:17:11.079 --> 01:17:14.699
man Right hoppy, right hoppy Mm -hmm No excuse,

01:17:14.699 --> 01:17:20.159
straight talk No excuses Hoppy howl, hoppy howl,

01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:23.659
hoppy howl Right hoppy, right hoppy, right hoppy

01:17:23.659 --> 01:17:32.060
If he sees a fake, he likes it all Mm -hmm No!

01:17:35.449 --> 01:17:38.449
A Rochester woman is accused of stealing more

01:17:38.449 --> 01:17:44.609
than $150 ,000 from seniors and other vulnerable

01:17:44.609 --> 01:17:47.569
residents at St. John's Nursing Home. What a

01:17:47.569 --> 01:17:50.050
pig. The state attorney general's office says

01:17:50.050 --> 01:17:55.130
56 -year -old Tammy Eccles worked at the facility

01:17:55.130 --> 01:17:59.090
as a senior account specialist. She has all the

01:17:59.090 --> 01:18:02.909
money. An early morning crash takes the life

01:18:02.909 --> 01:18:06.810
of a woman on an e -bike in - Wow! So I cover

01:18:06.810 --> 01:18:09.170
Fresno News, Winston -Salem, Cleveland, Chicago,

01:18:09.569 --> 01:18:14.409
Tampa, and Rochester News, and Jacksonville.

01:18:15.270 --> 01:18:18.810
And every city's going to the problem of e -bikes.

01:18:19.430 --> 01:18:22.210
They think they rule the world. Baldwinsville

01:18:22.210 --> 01:18:25.050
near Syracuse. Well, rest in peace. I'm sorry

01:18:25.050 --> 01:18:28.569
to hear that. You gotta be careful now. We got

01:18:28.569 --> 01:18:32.359
this one life. And you're going to die on an

01:18:32.359 --> 01:18:55.689
e -scooter? That sucks. Slow with the words,

01:18:55.750 --> 01:18:57.930
but the thought still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on

01:18:57.930 --> 01:19:01.670
the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.

01:19:01.869 --> 01:19:04.350
Say what he mean, let the truth come through.

01:19:04.590 --> 01:19:07.689
If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He

01:19:07.689 --> 01:19:13.189
don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If

01:19:13.189 --> 01:19:18.989
it's on his mind, you hear it live. Went and

01:19:18.989 --> 01:19:22.149
sell him news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.

01:19:22.270 --> 01:19:43.560
Tell the truth. All right now. Thanks, Dave.

01:19:43.640 --> 01:19:45.840
A Sunday dinner turned into a frightening scene

01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:48.119
at a Winston -Salem restaurant. Part of the ceiling

01:19:48.119 --> 01:19:51.340
just suddenly collapsed. That's not good. It

01:19:51.340 --> 01:19:54.020
happened at Arigato Japanese Steak and Seafood.

01:19:54.060 --> 01:19:57.220
Not Arigato! I'd be like, let me finish my steak!

01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:00.619
Paid $100 million for this! House here in Winston

01:20:00.619 --> 01:20:04.020
-Salem. So that happened out there. Madness!

01:20:05.130 --> 01:20:08.170
Two years ago, our Two Wants to Know team introduced

01:20:08.170 --> 01:20:10.909
you to a local homeowner who said a contractor

01:20:10.909 --> 01:20:14.210
took tens of thousands of dollars but never finished

01:20:14.210 --> 01:20:17.390
the job they signed up for. Yeah, it seems to

01:20:17.390 --> 01:20:21.250
happen a lot out there. Well, tonight we have

01:20:21.250 --> 01:20:25.329
a big update. The person got jailed, Tom. Hope

01:20:25.329 --> 01:20:27.449
it was worth it, you frickin' loser. You make

01:20:27.449 --> 01:20:57.199
North Carolina look bad, you dork. We'll be right

01:20:57.199 --> 01:21:06.420
back. Serving up the truth in a Midwest place.

01:21:06.460 --> 01:21:14.680
Oh, yeah! Chicago news. Hop on the ride. Windy

01:21:14.680 --> 01:21:19.420
city truth with no place to hide. Ryan's got

01:21:19.420 --> 01:21:24.539
the headlines. He's keeping it real. Chicago

01:21:24.539 --> 01:21:31.439
news. Giving you the deal. No! Copy Hot Topic!

01:21:32.220 --> 01:21:34.399
This morning, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi

01:21:34.399 --> 01:21:37.260
Janoulias is unveiling a new program meant to

01:21:37.260 --> 01:21:39.340
improve interactions between law enforcement

01:21:39.340 --> 01:21:43.100
and drivers with autism. That's good. Oh, no,

01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:46.699
you did something good. The first major league

01:21:46.699 --> 01:21:49.460
baseball stadium to be designated a certified

01:21:49.460 --> 01:21:53.779
autism center. That's really filled. But you

01:21:53.779 --> 01:21:56.359
got to be autistic to be a fan like me. I'm kidding.

01:21:56.479 --> 01:22:00.109
But here we go. We're here in the 500 block of

01:22:00.109 --> 01:22:02.930
Ashland Avenue. This is where one of those alleged

01:22:02.930 --> 01:22:06.729
brothels was. Oh, yeah. There's a brothel going

01:22:06.729 --> 01:22:11.310
on in Chicago. Operating out of. And according

01:22:11.310 --> 01:22:14.810
to prosecutors, they also discovered brothels

01:22:14.810 --> 01:22:19.229
in South Elgin. I'm going to be 100. I'm going

01:22:19.229 --> 01:22:24.829
to be real. Come on, we're all here. my daily

01:22:24.829 --> 01:22:28.609
life of losing my virginity, Tony Martin to a

01:22:28.609 --> 01:22:32.409
50 -year -old, a piece of ass, drunken milf named

01:22:32.409 --> 01:22:36.510
Sandy, right next to O 'Hare Airport. One of

01:22:36.510 --> 01:22:38.590
the three listeners of Rovers Morning Glory in

01:22:38.590 --> 01:22:43.010
Chicago to then having fun in Cleveland and doing

01:22:43.010 --> 01:22:46.949
well in Tampa. There's moments in between having

01:22:46.949 --> 01:22:49.390
a girlfriend and having lots of sex or a situationship

01:22:49.390 --> 01:22:52.270
or a friend to benefit. There's times I'm really

01:22:52.270 --> 01:22:56.229
lonely. And I know dudes that know how to get

01:22:56.229 --> 01:22:59.989
prostitutes. But I would never do it. Because

01:22:59.989 --> 01:23:05.229
none of my luck is going to get my ass up. Hello?

01:23:07.149 --> 01:23:09.329
That would be when the cops would show up. Me?

01:23:09.510 --> 01:23:12.189
The one time I would go with my tax return. I

01:23:12.189 --> 01:23:13.789
would never do it. But the one time I would,

01:23:13.890 --> 01:23:17.270
I would get caught. And I already worked with

01:23:17.270 --> 01:23:20.770
somebody. Circle the block on Nebraska Avenue.

01:23:21.630 --> 01:23:24.310
Show me your tits or you're a cop. Yeah. I already

01:23:24.310 --> 01:23:26.090
worked. Somebody got caught getting a hooker.

01:23:26.109 --> 01:23:28.250
I don't really want to be like that. I don't

01:23:28.250 --> 01:23:31.090
really want to have that be the headline look.

01:23:31.189 --> 01:23:35.130
I'm like, as lonely as I can get. Once you're

01:23:35.130 --> 01:23:36.949
done with pouring up, you take a shower and you

01:23:36.949 --> 01:23:39.630
go to bed. Don't have to worry about cops, you

01:23:39.630 --> 01:23:42.130
know. Circling the block on Nebraska Avenue.

01:23:42.529 --> 01:23:45.189
Also, I would never go to Nebraska Avenue unlike

01:23:45.189 --> 01:23:48.270
my other former co -workers. Mm -hmm. Shower

01:23:48.270 --> 01:23:57.810
and then you go. Oh! How it is? Psycho LeBlanc

01:23:57.810 --> 01:24:23.199
and Nebraska Avenue. We'll see you next time.

01:24:47.060 --> 01:25:06.880
I'm close, I'm close. Oh yeah! You know, I've

01:25:06.880 --> 01:25:12.079
done 181 shows this year and 662 videos. That's

01:25:12.079 --> 01:25:22.600
a lot of hobby hours. What's going on in the

01:25:22.600 --> 01:25:27.739
land of Cleve? Cleve! Well, kids in Solon are

01:25:27.739 --> 01:25:30.399
getting hurt on e -bikes and police say... See

01:25:30.399 --> 01:25:33.560
what I'm saying? We're just doing Rochester news.

01:25:33.880 --> 01:25:37.220
Mm -hmm. And there's an e -bike. You know there's

01:25:37.220 --> 01:25:42.640
an e -bike entry in Solid, Ohio. Man. Why do

01:25:42.640 --> 01:25:45.539
people that ride e -bikes think they rule the

01:25:45.539 --> 01:25:49.199
world? And then the stupid law in Florida that

01:25:49.199 --> 01:25:51.060
bikes aren't allowed on the sidewalk. Why? Who

01:25:51.060 --> 01:25:53.760
goes walking besides crackheads? They can move

01:25:53.760 --> 01:25:59.319
over for a second. Mm -hmm. Mm. Happy Hot Topic.

01:26:02.380 --> 01:26:03.899
for so many other business owners. This isn't

01:26:03.899 --> 01:26:05.439
just happening to me. It's happening to everyone

01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:08.199
in Lakewood and they're losing days of... Yeah,

01:26:08.260 --> 01:26:12.000
Lakewood lost power again. You know, work and

01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:15.159
food. Yeah. Lakewood's a dark city as it is.

01:26:15.659 --> 01:26:20.460
I live there. Oh, Cleveland's dark. And so are

01:26:20.460 --> 01:26:22.039
my memories because I was drunk the whole time.

01:26:59.369 --> 01:27:02.390
They used the R word here. We think this is art.

01:27:02.449 --> 01:27:04.470
It could be worse, though. At least we're not

01:27:04.470 --> 01:27:09.369
Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,

01:27:09.510 --> 01:27:10.949
you know, keep people from looking at their own

01:27:10.949 --> 01:27:12.850
lives and realizing how bad they've actually

01:27:12.850 --> 01:27:18.149
gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk

01:27:18.149 --> 01:27:20.930
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

01:27:21.050 --> 01:27:35.020
you might realize, I live in Cleveland. You look

01:27:35.020 --> 01:27:36.640
around at your tiny little house that you can't

01:27:36.640 --> 01:27:38.260
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

01:27:38.260 --> 01:27:40.760
horrible little floppy kids who all have diabetes

01:27:40.760 --> 01:27:42.260
by the time they're eight because they live on

01:27:42.260 --> 01:27:46.140
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your

01:27:46.140 --> 01:27:48.520
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

01:27:48.520 --> 01:27:50.680
you with her front butt going out over the top

01:27:50.680 --> 01:27:53.239
of her ass and long jeans. And you think, I'm

01:27:53.239 --> 01:27:55.140
going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year

01:27:55.140 --> 01:28:02.060
-old daughter, right? Do you regret anything

01:28:02.060 --> 01:28:04.000
that you said about Cleveland? I don't know.

01:28:18.200 --> 01:28:24.119
Cleveland sucks, Cleveland sucks, Cleveland sucks,

01:28:24.300 --> 01:28:45.140
Cleveland sucks, Cleveland sucks Like on the

01:28:45.140 --> 01:28:49.600
outside, whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch

01:28:49.600 --> 01:28:53.279
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:28:53.279 --> 01:28:56.800
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:28:56.800 --> 01:29:00.199
Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch rules are different.

01:29:00.319 --> 01:29:04.159
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

01:29:04.159 --> 01:29:07.800
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

01:29:07.800 --> 01:29:09.619
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

01:29:09.619 --> 01:29:40.619
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So if

01:29:40.619 --> 01:29:42.979
there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get

01:29:42.979 --> 01:30:00.609
something nice. I had like half a bottle of melatonin,

01:30:00.649 --> 01:30:04.090
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:30:04.390 --> 01:30:26.739
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! What scientific

01:30:26.739 --> 01:30:31.399
disciplines? Really? Why do you think they call

01:30:31.399 --> 01:30:35.140
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

01:30:35.500 --> 01:30:40.720
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

01:30:44.899 --> 01:30:49.579
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:30:49.579 --> 01:30:51.600
is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV

01:30:51.600 --> 01:30:54.539
lately? No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker

01:30:54.539 --> 01:30:56.569
of Gals Gone Wild, a little something for the

01:30:56.569 --> 01:31:01.250
ladies. Sack Flashers. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. All

01:31:01.250 --> 01:31:03.609
right. It takes balls to do what they're doing,

01:31:03.649 --> 01:31:05.829
but these boys have got them and more. They're

01:31:05.829 --> 01:31:10.329
Sack Flashers. We love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's

01:31:10.329 --> 01:31:13.729
a sack attack. Order now and get Sack Flashers

01:31:13.729 --> 01:31:16.550
2. Sacks in the city with bonus material. Beach

01:31:16.550 --> 01:31:22.550
balls. All right. First one. Call us. Get this

01:31:22.550 --> 01:31:24.550
free Sack Flashers coat sack. Operators are sailing

01:31:24.550 --> 01:31:26.619
by. You I'd be nuts to pass up on this offer.

01:31:26.939 --> 01:31:29.739
Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet

01:31:29.739 --> 01:31:32.399
night or something. Ooh, what's that site where

01:31:32.399 --> 01:31:34.880
they put them fire poppers up your buttholes?

01:31:35.060 --> 01:31:37.640
Now, that is a good... No, not that specific

01:31:37.640 --> 01:31:40.720
site. But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:31:40.779 --> 01:31:43.699
Oh, he loves him a good butthole. I told you

01:31:43.699 --> 01:31:46.020
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:31:46.060 --> 01:31:48.340
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:31:48.779 --> 01:31:51.439
I don't think he said his name. Some of us were

01:31:51.439 --> 01:32:11.399
a little too busy. Whoa! A real live robot! Or

01:32:11.399 --> 01:32:13.800
is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

01:32:14.119 --> 01:32:17.989
Bite my shiny metal ass! It doesn't look so shiny

01:32:17.989 --> 01:32:53.779
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is

01:32:53.779 --> 01:33:05.060
that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for hockey

01:33:05.060 --> 01:33:12.699
in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com Poppy Hour

01:33:12.699 --> 01:33:15.140
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:33:15.140 --> 01:33:23.670
before. Yeah. We also need to be affectionate,

01:33:23.670 --> 01:33:26.489
and you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:33:26.489 --> 01:33:29.569
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:33:29.770 --> 01:33:35.489
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:33:35.489 --> 01:33:38.149
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

01:33:38.149 --> 01:33:40.590
like listening to this next song, you can skip

01:33:40.590 --> 01:33:43.449
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:33:43.449 --> 01:33:47.510
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:33:47.510 --> 01:33:50.130
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:33:52.399 --> 01:34:27.220
a little bit when I'm in I've been hitting so

01:34:27.220 --> 01:34:30.920
long, and I'm a big -headed boy. Nah, we ain't

01:34:30.920 --> 01:34:33.579
all HGHs, though I might pick up some weight

01:34:33.579 --> 01:34:36.279
when I'm running through your state. Nah, nah,

01:34:36.300 --> 01:34:39.260
nah. We ain't on the clear. We on the runway.

01:34:39.539 --> 01:34:43.859
You back -to -back lit. It's Miss No More Drama

01:34:43.859 --> 01:34:48.579
and Barack Obama. Rhymes feel violent. You put

01:34:48.579 --> 01:34:51.140
my life on these tracks. You act like y 'all

01:34:51.140 --> 01:34:55.020
want to pay me for the facts. I believe my therapy

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is direct. You know where the hell I'm from I'm

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from the bottom, so I do this for the diapers

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Quick, fast, turn the big apple into cider I

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do this, I'm a writer and a writer I spew it

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cause I'm nicer, but I do this for the lifers

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I'm a writer and a writer I spew it cause I'm

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nicer, but I do it for the lifers You probably

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never see again Somebody so deadly be of the

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thin Leave my homies over, ain't no more we be

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in Big up to Biggie and Paga, do it to them Dance

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field you are Love is a battlefield, we all get

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going and going. So let's hear from Cameron Hank,

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Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by searching

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided

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I was Now at the age of 48, I have completed

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an associate's degree in radio broadcasting and

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worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on

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-air personality. So yes, I am different. People

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with autism have no need, no different than you.

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Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education.

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To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks

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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. I'm

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praying on a day to bring joy to my city. Niggas

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out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get

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my message read, cause I hate to see them shitty.

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Go back to selling dope just to make a pretty

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penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas say keep it

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50. Chicago before day, everybody acting like

01:43:04.350 --> 01:43:06.229
we 50. I told my bitch to fuck me with the greatest

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and you see me. The realest of the realest and

01:43:07.949 --> 01:43:09.770
the realest of my city. Seven -year -old babies

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getting killed for no reason. Niggas cracking

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ties, zeroing all their pieces. Real niggas get

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blessed and share with they niggas. Real niggas

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fuck bitches, care to they niggas. Man, these

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hoes for everybody breaking down and swishing.

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Put the loud end right around to some music.

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Pull it to You know So we are here every day

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We'll be right back. I only need another water,

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so just let me in the club, cause you know I

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take it well, I don't care what we have, make

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us ask today, we'll have a get a bone and white

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cellar, smoke them like a cigarrella, you can

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catch us in traffic, we're heavy metal, ever

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ever travel, pop out. Don't you hate when a nigga

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fake? Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas

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snake Better smile in your face, lie a ticket

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to your face Still ain't really shit to them,

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cause they do it their day Haters, they be coming

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in, all sizes and shapes Disguised in they face,

01:46:55.829 --> 01:46:57.869
fake tryna embrace But I ain't with that, so

01:46:57.869 --> 01:47:00.170
I just fall back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good,

01:47:00.329 --> 01:47:02.229
I'm straight Real talk, though, hate is a bitch

01:47:02.229 --> 01:47:04.189
nigga trait So if you a real nigga, then I know

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you can relate I'm looking in the mirror, all

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these niggas don't relate So I'm coming in great,

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cause I know these niggas hate I'm coming like

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going to keep this party going. Hello again.

01:48:43.829 --> 01:48:48.289
It's your favorite San Francisco DJ. I may look

01:48:48.289 --> 01:48:50.970
normal, but the truth is I have a condition called

01:48:50.970 --> 01:48:54.270
autism. That's right. It's a condition, not a

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disease. The fact is, autism can strike anyone,

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regardless of who they are. People with autism

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normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal

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communication skills, social interactions, and

01:49:05.909 --> 01:49:08.810
leisure activities. In a recent study, people

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with I beat Josh by having 11 friends and family,

01:49:16.600 --> 01:49:19.760
having a college education. I have even worked

01:49:19.760 --> 01:49:22.039
in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

01:49:22.039 --> 01:49:24.520
personality for many years. Always remember that

01:49:24.520 --> 01:49:39.489
people with autism want the same things as Daytime,

01:49:39.670 --> 01:49:41.890
clocks are tickling, playing cool, great, copy's

01:49:41.890 --> 01:49:44.149
hour, almost done, feels like robbery in banks,

01:49:44.270 --> 01:49:46.590
trying to copy on the mic, dropping wisdom, loose

01:49:46.590 --> 01:49:48.789
dreams, syndicated scar, oh no, it's time to

01:49:48.789 --> 01:49:51.489
shatter dreams. Oh, the hobby hour, it's coming

01:49:51.489 --> 01:49:54.630
to a close, radio hits, made it like a Wilson

01:49:54.630 --> 01:49:57.850
Rose, laughter and joy, dissolving in the air,

01:49:57.970 --> 01:50:08.390
but we keep the rhythm all night. The laughter's

01:50:08.390 --> 01:50:11.289
growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers

01:50:11.289 --> 01:50:14.569
without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street.

01:50:14.689 --> 01:50:16.970
But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

01:50:16.970 --> 01:50:20.270
the heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close.

01:50:20.449 --> 01:50:23.710
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter

01:50:23.710 --> 01:50:27.010
and joy dissolving in the air both keep the rhythm.

01:50:27.189 --> 01:50:35.750
Oh life's just so unfair. Oh life wasn't what

01:50:35.750 --> 01:50:37.810
the laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixed in

01:50:37.810 --> 01:50:50.939
hoppy like fingers without rings. Outro Music

01:51:10.019 --> 01:51:12.479
Now it's time to face the silence like the TV

01:51:12.479 --> 01:51:15.460
on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so

01:51:15.460 --> 01:51:18.000
divine The void left in our hearts wider than

01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:26.760
a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by

01:51:26.760 --> 01:51:29.239
the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

01:51:29.239 --> 01:51:32.220
how the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes

01:51:32.220 --> 01:51:35.060
are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts

01:51:35.060 --> 01:52:19.020
we can't rewind But Hoppy already knows You probably

01:52:19.020 --> 01:52:22.439
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:52:22.760 --> 01:52:27.659
all I smell is poop. I'll get you a Lula, and

01:52:27.659 --> 01:52:32.300
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:52:35.539 --> 01:52:56.260
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:52:56.260 --> 01:53:00.279
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

01:53:00.279 --> 01:53:00.859
America.