Hoppe Hump Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.1.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Here's a crazy story. There is a 96

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-year -old influencer named Grandma Darnack who

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was struggling to party at the nursing home and

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got a formal warning. Oh, you know, she's wild.

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Yeah. Here's the story. This is the real. life,

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ma. $12 ,000 a month and you can't party. Grandma

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Droniak said that her retirement home issued

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a warning about her throwing parties. In case

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you don't know, she is a humongous influencer.

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Could you imagine if you just died at the party?

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Like, ah, Grandma Darn! Says that she received

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a letter from an employee at her retirement home.

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You know one of the dirty rowdy neighbors read

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it on there. They're jealous of Grandma Droniak!

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She says this was in the letter. We are reaching

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out because there have been many noise complaints

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about your room. Oh, yeah! We hear a lot of prayers

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with the bed creaking. Oh God. Parties are not

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allowed and you cannot serve alcohol to other

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residents. How lame, dude. They're at the end

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of their life. They're about to die. If they

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feel like partying, let them. This is a safety

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concern while we encourage rest. Safety? They're

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freaking 100 years old. It's not like they're

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22 in college. It is to socialize and enjoy community

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activities. Oh, yeah, the community activities

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like arts and crafts and bingo. Nah, if I want

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to smoke a doobie and do a shot five minutes

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before I die, let them. Ridiculous activities.

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We cannot have wild parties. And y 'all, apparently

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they have video evidence of this. This is why

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I never want to live in a nursing home. Also,

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I don't think I'll have kids or even have a girl.

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So I'll just be really single. My future is going

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to be very lonely. They added, it is shown on

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security footage that people were leaving your

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room at 1 o 'clock in the morning. Oh yeah! It's

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a party! I wonder what it's like being hungover

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at 96 or not. Last Tuesday, continued incidents

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of this nature may result in restrictions on

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visitors and common area privileges. Uh, whatever.

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Let them party! And could lead to further review

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of your residency status within the community.

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What a dirty writing community. But the losers!

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Let them party! Their life is literally very

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short now. Oh! I had all of these high hopes,

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I think. It's Lizzo talking about the soul -crushing

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reception of her album. Maybe if you were nicer

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to people, it'd be easier to root for you. And

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it didn't match, and I think that was soul -crushing.

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Lizzo's getting brutally honest about her recent

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album sales and is keeping her... Oh, yeah, they

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were, like, really bad. You know, like, when

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someone says the album sales are bad, but it's,

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like, still, like, 50 ,000? It was, like, at

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four digits. Mm -hmm. It was... Heavenly dance.

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Or head up, even if the truth hurts. The Grammy

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winner dropped her album, Bitch, June 5th. Police

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marked her first record in four years. She's

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so freaking hot. I'm not going to lie, I had

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plow her. But the big moment came with a harsh

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reality. The album failed to make it on the Billboard

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200 albums chart. Yeah, that's bad. Even if you

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were 198, at least you couldn't make 200. I can't

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think of 200 albums that are out now. According

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to Rolling Stone, citing music data company Luminate,

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the fifth studio album sold approximately 3 ,000

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total units in its first week of release. That's

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bad, man. It's almost like you shouldn't be sexually

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harassing your team and being a dirty, rotten

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idiot. And people would root for you. And that

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number dropped to 650 in the second week. Oh,

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yeah, her career is done, though. In comparison,

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Lizzo's fourth album, Special, fueled by its

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mega hit single, About Damn Time. That was a

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good song. I can't even. Reached number two on

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that very same chart. Yeah, her career is over.

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I think it's safe to say. In a conversation with

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the Swiftologist on YouTube June 28th. Swiftologist.

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A crestfallen Lizzo admits the numbers hit her

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hard. That is. I had all of these high hopes,

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I think, for what we would do the first week.

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Oh, yeah. And it didn't match. It dropped, and

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I was like, oh, okay, this isn't what I kind

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of thought it would be. Yeah. Maybe be nicer

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to people. We have a new song of Lizzo. There

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is an unreleased trash. I meant to say, there

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is an unreleased track that we officially can

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play on the show, because you know how there's

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copyright? Here's the one song we can play by

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Lizzo. Ah, that was just me wanting to play the

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toilet sound effect. You know she knows the toilet

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well. The battle of the exes between Taylor,

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Frankie, Paul, and Dakota Mortensen appears to

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be taking another legal turn. Listen, I can't

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stand this woman, and I cannot stand the women

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that defend her. She's a dirty, rotten loser!

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I don't care how pretty she is. But hear me out.

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Do I think the cops should have been called to

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her house? Probably. But it's a little suspicious

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how Dakota Mortensen, that douchebag, that makes

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all men look bad. It's very suspicious how right

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when we found out that The Bachelor is going

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to be airing in August, all of a sudden the cops

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are called. Yeah, dark. The Bluffdale Police

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Department... No wonder she went crazy. You're

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a loser. ...in Utah confirms to E! News June

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29th that police contacted the Secret Lives of

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Mormon Wives star after her former boyfriend

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went to authorities June 26th regarding a possible

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protective order violation. Yeah, you just look

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at pictures of Taylor Frankie Paul and those

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eyes. He's crazy. Per the department, authorities

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spoke with the 32 -year -old to gather information

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before referring... case to the salt lake county

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district attorney for further review you know

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those attorneys are so sick of hearing about

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these two losers these morons should not have

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reproduced however police reiterated they do

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not have an active case against taylor or dakota

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at this time it's all a bunch of nothing man

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be there for the kids you're losers Layla Taylor

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said I'm bisexual. She's from Mormon Wives. Oh

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yeah, all those Mormons put out, you know that?

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Here's another loser. I can't stand Kevin Spacey.

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He pretty much got away with being a creep if

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what he did was done to anybody else. You know

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that they would be prosecuted to the fullest.

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But oh, it's Kevin Spacey. He's allowed to get

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away with it. Man funk that. Because Kevin Spacey

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says he feels like he's being attacked by his

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fellow gays. Yes, because you make gay people

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look bad. All the homophobes out there, you give

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them power to say that all gay people are bad

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because you look at Kevin Spacey and this just

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in, you're a bad person. You're a loser. Here

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is Kevin Spacey. Coming out is not easy. It was

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not easy for me, although I was, for many years,

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people within the gay community made jokes about

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me. Yeah, and then Bill Maher's giving him a

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softball interview. That's another douchebag

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loser, stupid boomer moron. Can you tell I don't

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like him? As if being famous and coming out was

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like an easy thing, it was... It was actually

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not an easy thing. Oh, poor you! Maybe don't

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sexually assault people, you dork. Stupid boor.

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I resisted it for a long, long time, and for

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me, I'm sorry that I... Kissed my ass and enjoyed

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it. It's Tom Slammy. I didn't have that courage

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earlier in my life. Was that forced upon you

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by the scandal? No, not at all. I was actually

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ready to come out for two years. No, you weren't!

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I always did think he was kind of creepy at award

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shows. I'm like, what's his story? He's a loser!

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Before the scandal happened. Oh, yeah, you know,

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when I was, like, assaulting people because I

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had no game! But I'm just saying, much earlier

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in my career, because there were so many stories

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about me, there was lots of talk about that I

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was gay and I just wasn't. What, Aaron? I am

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such a victim. Kiss my ass! Can you tell I don't

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like Kevin Spacey? I am one of the biggest allies

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ever for the gay community. I have your back.

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And Kevin Spacey makes the gay community look

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bad. And he thinks he's above us. When he's going

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to die in the morning, you know, he poops a lot.

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So shut up! Or no, I said that backwards. He's

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gonna, I was supposed to say that he poops in

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the morning and he's gonna die someday, but I

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messed that up. But that's how intense I get

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feeling about talking about him, is how I talk

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backwards. Now to the growing divide over what

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the WNBA called a flagrant foul. The Phoenix

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Mercury is Alyssa Thomas. I love how women say,

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oh men bring down female sports when it's really

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women bringing down women's sports. Here's to

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put her fist on Caitlyn Clark's throat as they

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scrambled for a loose ball during a game on Wednesday

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night. Thomas was suspended one game. Yeah, you

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know, the other players of the WNBA are not used

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to going after loose balls. Game, but now some

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are coming to her defense saying it was hard

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play, not a dirty play. Here's ABC's Perry Russell.

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I don't know what I'm doing. Days after the WNBA

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announced this apparent fist pressed against

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the neck of superstar Kaitlyn Clark warranted

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a suspension to the ground and... Yeah, these

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women are like, why does nobody like her so much?

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And then you treat her like garbage. When frankly,

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no one's ever talked about your league until

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she joined. Tonight, her Indiana Fever teammate

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Sophie Cunningham speaking out on her podcast.

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Gosh, it's so freaking hot. Saying the two -time

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all -star is being targeted and more needs to

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be done to protect her. They're definitely targeting

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her and the league and the refs do nothing to

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protect her. Yeah, because there's something

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going on. These refs are stupid. No wonder your

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league's never made a profit. It's run by morons.

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The dirty, rotty commissioners are morons. All

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the people that are hating on her because she's

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a hetero white girl are morons. You're all stupid

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and ungrateful. Gushing across the league and

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beyond stems from this moment Wednesday night.

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Phoenix Mercury forward Alyssa Thomas falling

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on a head. Clark scrambling for the ball. Can

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you imagine if Kalen did it to her? At one point,

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Thomas appears to push into Clark's neck. Appears,

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I hate when the news says that. He didn't push

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him. Appears to push. Of course he did. A hand

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to the neck and absolutely disrespectful. Step

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so. We have a generational talent. And a WNBA

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superstar. No foul was given during that game,

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but the WNBA reviewed the play and issued a flagrant

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foul against Thomas. Yeah, after the game. She

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got a one game suspension, which is like half

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their paycheck. You know what? I never want to

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hear women complain about women's sports again.

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When it's women bringing down women. Although

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that'd be a good video. Women bringing down women.

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Oh yeah, I'd watch that. What's going on with

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this moron right here? Here's LeBron saying he

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wants to stay at home partner. I think personally

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me today, if... I was not in a relationship today.

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I could not have a stay at home woman. It's not

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like for me who I am at 40 and what I got going

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on, just coming home and just seeing somebody

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just, yeah, you want to stay at home wife so

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you can go out and shoot. I never cheated. And

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then there's this freaking racist mutant right

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here. I don't like this race card. But Emmanuel

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Acho. Yeah, the guy that's asking my brothers

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what his boss formerly of Fox Sports. He says

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the WNBA would be better off without Kaelin Clark.

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I wonder why you think that. You're a douchebag.

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And I hope you know that. There you are, moron.

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in time would be better without caitlyn clark

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because she is a bigger distraction than she

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is an additive oh she might be a distraction

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but guess what was anybody watching women's sports

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beforehand no and nobody will when she leaves

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dead because no one really cares about your speakeasy

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podcast unless you say outlandish things because

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you can't have an original thought without being

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clickbait because you're stupid Kaitlyn Clark

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has gotten the WNBA over the necessary threshold

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they needed. Now people are watching. Yeah, so

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then keep her, dude. It'd be like getting rid

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of Kobe in 2001. Yeah, she's still a little raw.

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I can learn a ball a little better, but she's

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great. Realize, oh, there's talent in the W.

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Talent that's actually even greater than Kaitlyn

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Clark. And I'm not just talking about bigs like

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Asia. I'm talking about the Olivia Miles. I'm

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talking about the Paige Beckers. I will say,

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he does know more names than me. But did anybody

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ever talk about the WNBA besides maybe Lisa Leslie

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or Diana Taurasi before Kaitlyn Clark? No, unless

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you were a Hoops fan like me. I'm talking about

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the Kelsey Mitchells. Who? I know I like Katelyn

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got the necessary eyes there. But now that the

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eyes are there, you don't need to change any

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rules. Just call the fouls. We don't necessarily

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need her anymore. All right, we don't need you,

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Emmanuel. Your career is dead. No one likes you.

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You're known as a douchebag to be around. You

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kind of have bitch clamp face, but hey, I got

00:14:03.669 --> 00:14:06.350
to give it to you. You did get to bang Joy Taylor.

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But then again, that's not that much of an accomplishment.

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It seems like everybody banged Joy Taylor. You

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got to see those milky jugs, didn't you? Oh,

00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:26.019
yeah. All over your face. Happy Hot Topic. Idea

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player Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal

00:14:28.059 --> 00:14:31.320
gambling charges. Man, gambling is out of control.

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Everybody wants to gamble. It's stupid. To an

00:14:34.659 --> 00:14:36.639
alleged sports betting scheme his attorney announced

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on Monday. Yeah, there's something going on here,

00:14:39.740 --> 00:14:42.820
man. Mm -hmm. The 29 -year -old is voluntarily

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surrendering to authorities, according to Shams,

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and the case involves alleged point shaving and...

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I thought it was Shams. Shams. I'm not even listening.

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These reporters don't even know how to say names.

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You're stupid. Oh, yeah, you're ready to get

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this party started on this hump day. I'm sorry

00:15:07.649 --> 00:15:10.029
to get the party started. It's going to be out

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of control today. Nothing says party like a man

00:15:13.509 --> 00:15:16.830
ranting in a room about himself. And now, back

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to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud. Rude. aggressive, and

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three, go!

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Welcome to Happy Hour Radio. Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

00:16:09.509 --> 00:16:18.370
Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If

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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. Something

00:16:42.179 --> 00:16:45.179
completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only

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on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My frickin'

00:17:40.190 --> 00:17:44.920
inbox blew up. I did the rant that was in the

00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:49.059
beginning of the show about Kaylin Clark getting

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shoved to the ground by that dirty rotten loser

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known as Alyssa Thomas, which all these players

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we never would have heard of had you not been

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injuring Kaylin Clark. Tell my comments. She

00:18:04.819 --> 00:18:07.240
needs more than one game suspension. That's some

00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:12.890
bogus ass. I agree very much. Next comment. Ryan,

00:18:13.049 --> 00:18:16.490
thank you for speaking it like it is. In a world

00:18:16.490 --> 00:18:20.190
that's easily offended, you're very refreshing.

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I appreciate it. All right, let me turn this

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on. Today's probably going to be a shorter show.

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There's not as much to tie about. But last night,

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it felt very much like I was in 1996. Why? You

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know when you watch like one or two videos on

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YouTube and then your whole algorithm shows.

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My algorithm, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

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girls, was this thing that happened that was

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known as I was watching Michael Jordan videos,

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blowing up, doing this thing. And then all of

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a sudden. I'm getting requests on YouTube to

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watch full games with, I don't know, Michael

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Jordan versus the Suns, Michael Jordan versus

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the Lakers. And I put them on. It's almost like

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AMSR because you know they're going to win. And

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then I listened to yesterday's Howard Stern show

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and I'm like, I'm literally living in a 1997.

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By the way, I understand that people at iHeartRadio

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are under a lot of pressure. Because they just

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laid off a lot of people. So they're having executives

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do on -air shifts. But Jesus Christ. Listening

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to the throwback hip -hop station in Tampa. And

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because they got rid of some of the DJs in other

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markets that were doing on -air shifts in Tampa,

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they still have Brian G, who works on the legendary

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Johnny's House, whatever that show's called,

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Johnny Magic, over in Orlando. But they have

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these radio executives that are like, every talk

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break on iHeartRadio that's not a music morning

00:20:09.250 --> 00:20:13.559
show, like a... I don't know, Woody Show, or

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Breakfast Club, or Rover, or Bobby Bones, or

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Elvis Duran, one of those. I mean, I excluded

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the Joe Show. Well, they have all the five -second

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DJs, as I like to call them, talking for a minute

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about how great the iHeartRadio app is. and they

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have no enthusiasm and nothing and it's like

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you're like listening at the red light and they

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talk about like ppm and people's attention span

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and that like they need to make the morning shows

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talks um shorter because people don't have the

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attention span but then it's like a minute and

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a half of well the iHeartRadio have it's great

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because they got the talkback feature And then

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we have this feature right here. And then we

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have a concert going down. And then we lay everybody

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off. And then wonder why no one listens. I mean,

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Jesus Christ. But you know what's even worse?

00:21:07.750 --> 00:21:09.529
Is like when you're like, you know, listening

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to a podcast. Usually it's the ones that are

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done by people that are a little more lackadaisical.

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And what I mean by it is you're listening to

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like, let's say. A podcast of like a morning

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radio show in LA. And when you're editing a podcast,

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because I've done this with MJ, you have to put

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in commercial breaks. So there's a little sweeper

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MJ has where it's like, this is the MJ morning

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show. And then the music goes. Then it's like,

00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:38.079
welcome back to the MJ morning show. And then

00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:39.799
when you're uploading it right where that is

00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:41.660
in the audio, it's like a little line because

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like the audio files are like little waves. and

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you put like a little dash in it on the software

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and that's where you put your like two minutes

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of commercials. I'm convinced these overworked

00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:58.640
producers will be doing editing the podcast because

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they have to put up like nine if they work for

00:22:00.420 --> 00:22:02.339
Odyssey that all of a sudden you'll be talking

00:22:02.339 --> 00:22:05.900
and... What? You're celebrating the new year?

00:22:06.099 --> 00:22:09.230
Gran Cuba, you're still celebrating? What? With

00:22:09.230 --> 00:22:12.609
incredible deals at every new 06 and 07 Mitsubishi,

00:22:12.750 --> 00:22:15.869
including the all -new 07 Outlander. That's outselling,

00:22:16.009 --> 00:22:18.650
outpricing, outseating, out everything the competition.

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Plus there's 0 % financing on new 06 and 07 Mitsubishis,

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or cash back from $1 ,000 to $6 ,000 to qualify

00:22:26.109 --> 00:22:28.849
buyers. That is something to toot your horn about.

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Max Madsen, you might be mad in bed, but you're

00:22:32.029 --> 00:22:40.200
not crazy. He's mad, he's mad. Max Madsen. He's

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mad. He's mad. He's bad. He's bad. Max Madsen.

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Max Madsen Mitsubishi in Downers Grove, Countryside,

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and Aurora. Shop online at MaxMadsen .com. Mitsubishi

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Motors. Joy them to thrills. And then in the

00:22:54.789 --> 00:22:56.990
middle of the conversation, it's like you go

00:22:56.990 --> 00:22:59.369
back to it. So if you skip forward and you skip

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too many 15 seconds, then you miss what they're

00:23:01.690 --> 00:23:04.230
saying. And it drives you absolutely nuts as

00:23:04.230 --> 00:23:06.210
a podcast listener. But it's like you're listening

00:23:06.210 --> 00:23:07.730
to something and all of a sudden you're getting

00:23:07.730 --> 00:23:10.910
rudely interrupted. You know what I mean? Like

00:23:10.910 --> 00:23:13.109
you're talking and you get interrupted. And it

00:23:13.109 --> 00:23:16.089
drives you nuts. You just want to hear Craig

00:23:16.089 --> 00:23:18.710
Carden do a sports talk. And all of a sudden

00:23:18.710 --> 00:23:35.640
you just talk. You're visiting McDonald's Double

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Filet -O -Fish Sandwich. For a limited time,

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you can get two golden fish patties with tartar

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sauce and cheese on a steamed bun for just $2

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.49. Make your credit and debit cards accepted.

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Limited time offer. Prices and participation

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may vary. I'm what you call a night owl. I hit

00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:55.680
a club at 10 with my roommate John. I see Camille.

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We go to another club where Camille and I ditch

00:24:00.339 --> 00:24:04.970
John. Then head to McDonald's. Because McDonald's

00:24:04.970 --> 00:24:06.970
is open till midnight or later. Which keeps me

00:24:06.970 --> 00:24:09.130
going long enough to say goodnight to Camille.

00:24:09.769 --> 00:24:17.170
And hello to Gloria. McDonald's. Open till midnight

00:24:17.170 --> 00:24:20.190
or later. At Participating McDonald's. And the

00:24:20.190 --> 00:24:22.369
best part is, five minutes later, they're in

00:24:22.369 --> 00:24:23.849
the middle of talking about the Knicks, and then

00:24:23.849 --> 00:24:26.150
all of a sudden, you know what I mean? If you've

00:24:26.150 --> 00:24:28.049
ever wanted to design your own ring, there's

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00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:56.079
a jared store or shop anytime at jared .com I

00:24:56.079 --> 00:24:57.819
know that was annoying, but that's how it sounds

00:24:57.819 --> 00:24:59.480
when you listen to podcasts that are produced

00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:02.380
by iHeart or Odyssey. I also felt like playing

00:25:02.380 --> 00:25:05.740
some of my favorite radio jingles. Mm -hmm. What

00:25:05.740 --> 00:25:09.599
are you doing? I know we're all underpaid in

00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:12.299
radio. We're one of the big time. We're Gen Xers.

00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:16.259
But have a little credibility. Those are my favorite

00:25:16.259 --> 00:25:21.240
radio commercials because I'm a radio nerd. Can

00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:34.950
you guess the sound right here? Boom. That's

00:25:34.950 --> 00:25:39.029
annoying. Do you know what that is? That is something

00:25:39.029 --> 00:25:44.390
that is known as the Vuvuzelas. I have not been

00:25:44.390 --> 00:25:49.109
watching a second of this World Cup. I'm not

00:25:49.109 --> 00:25:51.690
really into sports where there's not a definite

00:25:51.690 --> 00:25:56.839
winner. Oh, one, nothing. One, one, zero, zero.

00:25:56.940 --> 00:26:02.380
How riveting. No, thank you. But I will tell

00:26:02.380 --> 00:26:05.200
you, whenever I hear this, I think of 2010 and

00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:09.079
watching Landon Dunn and my grandpa. The last

00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:18.470
four months he was alive. We have so much to

00:26:18.470 --> 00:26:20.789
talk about later in Happy's Hips when it comes

00:26:20.789 --> 00:26:25.450
to the NBA. Mm -hmm. But I'm going to tell you,

00:26:25.529 --> 00:26:29.369
I'm not trying to be a bandwagoner, but I will.

00:26:30.089 --> 00:26:34.589
I love the Lakers. I used to watch the NBA Friday

00:26:34.589 --> 00:26:38.670
Night Games or the 2010 NBA Finals, and my uncle

00:26:38.670 --> 00:26:41.670
was out in L .A. Mm -hmm. He moved there when

00:26:41.670 --> 00:26:44.589
Michael or when Magic Johnson was a rookie. Mm

00:26:44.589 --> 00:26:47.930
-hmm. He lived in L .A. from 1979 all the way

00:26:47.930 --> 00:26:51.109
to his death in 24. Rest in peace, Uncle Kenny.

00:26:51.250 --> 00:26:56.029
You're a legend. But I love the Lakers. I love

00:26:56.029 --> 00:26:59.130
the Kobe era. I even watched when they were bad

00:26:59.130 --> 00:27:03.569
with D 'Angelo Russell, you know. But I have

00:27:03.569 --> 00:27:06.109
not been a fan of this LeBron era. I was at first.

00:27:06.490 --> 00:27:09.789
But then, like, he wins the ring and the bubble

00:27:09.789 --> 00:27:13.720
and it's all stupid and whatnot. Mm -hmm. But

00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:17.099
they couldn't do Deadly Squad afterwards. But

00:27:17.099 --> 00:27:21.599
I'm excited. I'm proud to announce we have breaking

00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:26.420
news. Let us just hit the Hoppy Iron Megaplex.

00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:36.119
This is CNN Breaking News. I can watch the Lakers

00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:41.319
again. Even though I posted a picture on Ryan

00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:44.480
Hoppy Radio on social media. It was an imitation

00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:47.299
of the Home Alone movie cover with Brownie James

00:27:47.299 --> 00:27:56.200
on it. The Nepo Baby. Yes, next year I think

00:27:56.200 --> 00:27:58.859
they could be really good with Luca and Austin

00:27:58.859 --> 00:28:03.759
Reeves. They could be blowing up. Yeah, who would

00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:06.720
have thought a team with two superstars, two

00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:10.420
type A personalities like Austin Reeves, he might

00:28:10.420 --> 00:28:13.200
be one if he gets very successful, but Luka Doncic

00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:15.599
and LeBron wouldn't work. Who saw that coming?

00:28:17.619 --> 00:28:20.319
The only time LeBron sees that coming is when

00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:22.079
he's hanging out with that alleged side chick

00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:27.599
in Toronto. You know, I used to take pride in

00:28:27.599 --> 00:28:31.039
working out. It's part of my ego. But looking

00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:33.319
a little skinnier than the rest of the general

00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:36.200
public. I want the general public to be in shape.

00:28:37.180 --> 00:28:39.180
But now that everyone's skinny, I'm like, you

00:28:39.180 --> 00:28:45.880
know what? Have at it. I'm chubby. You hear that

00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:49.099
little sound of me touching my gut? That's my

00:28:49.099 --> 00:28:55.839
gut. And I'm chubby. I fully embrace it. You'll

00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:57.960
never see me on Ozempic unless you throw some

00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:00.269
money at me. then you might see me on olympic

00:29:00.269 --> 00:29:05.589
oh what's going on with um the world that is

00:29:05.589 --> 00:29:09.670
unknown is dating apps a kentucky church had

00:29:09.670 --> 00:29:12.890
this happen he church bible school is under fire

00:29:12.890 --> 00:29:16.349
after performing a mock execution by firing squad

00:29:16.349 --> 00:29:21.619
and oh yeah this is the most kentucky thing Kentucky

00:29:21.619 --> 00:29:25.059
is Florida without the beaches. Why do you think

00:29:25.059 --> 00:29:27.779
they call Bradenton Bradenturkey? Front of children

00:29:27.779 --> 00:29:30.059
during Bible school. The video that was posted

00:29:30.059 --> 00:29:32.460
to TikTok shows children at Mount Olivet Baptist

00:29:32.460 --> 00:29:35.680
Church chanting, take him out, blow him up. As

00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:37.920
men dressed in military gear pointed guns and

00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.200
pretended to shoot multiple rounds into a man

00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:42.380
that was lying on the stage. Here's what makes

00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:45.559
me wonder is how long churches have actually

00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:48.180
been doing it. But that was only caught because

00:29:48.180 --> 00:29:52.369
of social media. That's what it got me thinking,

00:29:52.369 --> 00:29:58.289
man. I usually cannot relate to Clavicular, but

00:29:58.289 --> 00:30:01.869
I saw this clip. And I'm gonna be honest, I fully,

00:30:02.049 --> 00:30:06.769
totally get what he's talking about. Clavicular

00:30:06.769 --> 00:30:09.650
says that he's actually shy off stream and not

00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:12.549
the same person as he is on air. Yeah, obviously

00:30:12.549 --> 00:30:15.509
in public, I mean, people at some cover bars

00:30:15.509 --> 00:30:18.799
don't like me. Mm -hmm. But obviously in public,

00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:24.019
I'm not going around going... But we're friends.

00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:27.259
We've talked sober before, no? I'm going to be

00:30:27.259 --> 00:30:29.900
real. I don't really talk to anyone. No, not

00:30:29.900 --> 00:30:34.460
in my room. There's literally not a single person

00:30:34.460 --> 00:30:36.960
I talk to off -street. So don't take it personally.

00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:39.200
I kind of like being like that. I know it sounds

00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:41.480
depressing, but people's moods can just ruin

00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:45.599
your mood. You can be really proud of a podcast

00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:49.509
you did. And you hear some crappy calabar talking

00:30:49.509 --> 00:30:51.529
smack about you. And you're like, you know what?

00:30:51.750 --> 00:30:54.809
How about it? You ain't ruining my mood. I got

00:30:54.809 --> 00:31:00.069
my cat who deals with me. And that's fine. She's

00:31:00.069 --> 00:31:03.869
a good girl. You're a good cat. You know it.

00:31:03.930 --> 00:31:06.410
You ain't so different around me. I'll just.

00:31:07.970 --> 00:31:15.049
That turned me on. I wasn't in on it. She's laying

00:31:15.049 --> 00:31:18.470
next to me all night. She needed protection from

00:31:18.470 --> 00:31:24.190
the full moon. I saw this headline here. Now,

00:31:24.190 --> 00:31:26.609
I love Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne was actually my top

00:31:26.609 --> 00:31:29.990
listen to artist of all time on Spotify. I've

00:31:29.990 --> 00:31:34.349
seen him live twice, both times. He overdosed,

00:31:34.710 --> 00:31:37.849
especially in 2017 at the Janice Live show. There

00:31:37.849 --> 00:31:40.650
was a TMZ headline that literally said, is Janice

00:31:40.650 --> 00:31:45.549
Live his final stop? He always shows up late.

00:31:45.690 --> 00:31:49.289
He sounds awful live. And we all know they do

00:31:49.289 --> 00:31:51.829
this thing called Versus where they perform live.

00:31:52.349 --> 00:31:55.130
He says he doesn't need to perform it because

00:31:55.130 --> 00:31:58.069
his catalog will embarrass him. That could be

00:31:58.069 --> 00:32:00.150
true, but you're not performing live because

00:32:00.150 --> 00:32:03.910
you sound terrible live. Your name has come up

00:32:03.910 --> 00:32:08.430
in Versus conversations at various times. Yeah,

00:32:08.450 --> 00:32:11.359
I heard about that. Yeah, I heard about it. But,

00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:15.440
gee, I wonder if Blueface copies how he talks.

00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:22.039
I told you, the only thing I thought made sense

00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:24.779
if I was being involved in it would be, you know.

00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.000
He sounds like his brain is dead from all the

00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:38.750
coding. Mm -hmm. Either. Versus mixtape Wayne

00:32:38.750 --> 00:32:42.650
Alvin Wayne Or mixtape Wayne Versus feature Wayne

00:32:42.650 --> 00:32:45.589
Or something like that You know so Yeah you know

00:32:45.589 --> 00:32:50.190
He wonders why People don't want him To perform

00:32:50.190 --> 00:32:57.230
at festivals When he shows up late That also

00:32:57.230 --> 00:33:02.799
does this thing Why are he is just, you know,

00:33:02.819 --> 00:33:05.799
thinking he's above people. So why would people

00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:10.500
want to be around you? I got too much material.

00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:12.640
Wayne versus Wayne. Wayne versus Wayne. Cause

00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:15.059
you know, it's not that there's no artist that

00:33:15.059 --> 00:33:17.519
can. It's just that I'm too competitive. Yeah.

00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:19.779
You know what I mean? Yeah, you're afraid of

00:33:19.779 --> 00:33:22.599
losing. It's like LeBron not doing the dunk contest.

00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:25.859
And I wouldn't want to embarrass no one if I

00:33:25.859 --> 00:33:28.240
am competing against. Oh, well, you know, isn't

00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.119
the whole point of winning is to embarrass people?

00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:33.619
Oh, now you care about people's feelings. Yeah.

00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:36.680
Shut your ass. Whoever I'm competing against,

00:33:36.740 --> 00:33:38.799
I will embarrass you. I don't want to embarrass

00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.710
no one. I think you would embarrass yourself.

00:33:40.990 --> 00:33:43.490
You always do at concerts when you put on a half

00:33:43.490 --> 00:33:46.069
-assed effort, and I wonder why people like Coachella

00:33:46.069 --> 00:33:50.069
don't hire you. Yeah, that'd be kind of scary.

00:33:50.390 --> 00:33:54.609
And you got DJ Drama kissing his ass. All these

00:33:54.609 --> 00:33:58.390
podcasts are awful. Why are they? Because they

00:33:58.390 --> 00:34:01.829
let these celebrities battle, man. And this thing

00:34:01.829 --> 00:34:04.990
that we do, this music thing, man, you can, you

00:34:04.990 --> 00:34:08.599
know, if it's the wrong type of... Situation

00:34:08.599 --> 00:34:11.420
on that versus you could end their careers. Nah,

00:34:13.659 --> 00:34:15.900
I think you performing would end your career.

00:34:18.460 --> 00:34:22.039
What's going on with Soulja Boy? Soulja Boy might

00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.260
just be cooking up his own award show. He took

00:34:24.260 --> 00:34:26.179
to X saying he wants to create an award show

00:34:26.179 --> 00:34:28.599
for rappers who never got their credit. In the

00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:30.960
post, he shouted out NBA Youngboy, Chief Keef,

00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:34.320
and Kodak Blacks. Oh, yeah. You can say what

00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.900
you want about Chief Keef. But beforehand, people

00:34:37.900 --> 00:34:41.119
were not doing a drill of music. And for better

00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:44.719
or worse, he did change it. Mm -hmm. Saying there's

00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:47.239
no reason they haven't received a BET award or

00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.480
a Grammy. I kind of like this idea because, I

00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:52.119
mean, everybody thinks that Soulja Boy has cranked

00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:54.460
it. But he's got Kiss Me Through the Phone, speakers

00:34:54.460 --> 00:34:59.019
going, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer. Turn my

00:34:59.019 --> 00:35:03.559
swag on, Soulja Girl, crank that donk. Mm -hmm.

00:35:04.429 --> 00:35:06.929
He's got a lot of bangers. People just don't

00:35:06.929 --> 00:35:11.550
want to admit it. Don't doom me. Timing is definitely

00:35:11.550 --> 00:35:13.710
adding fuel to the conversation. With the BET

00:35:13.710 --> 00:35:16.110
Awards just going down a few days ago. Oh yeah,

00:35:16.250 --> 00:35:18.570
everybody was well behaved there. The idea is

00:35:18.570 --> 00:35:20.429
now getting people talking online about whether

00:35:20.429 --> 00:35:22.349
the industry has overlooked some major names

00:35:22.349 --> 00:35:23.949
when it comes to awards and records. Of course

00:35:23.949 --> 00:35:29.420
it does. It's all the popularity contests. How

00:35:29.420 --> 00:35:31.900
do you think I'd feel on Tampa? I think they

00:35:31.900 --> 00:35:36.320
need to realize that Soulja Boy's a legend. He

00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.679
was the first rapper to do it on his own and

00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:43.800
do social media early on. But what happened was

00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:47.800
he kind of did a few things criminally and it's

00:35:47.800 --> 00:35:49.940
kind of a douche to people. So people overlook

00:35:49.940 --> 00:35:52.260
him and that's unfortunate, but he did it to

00:35:52.260 --> 00:35:57.449
himself. Tay -Z is asking for his trial to be

00:35:57.449 --> 00:36:01.150
dismissed. Good luck with that. Here's Benzino

00:36:01.150 --> 00:36:03.929
talking about negative comments over his shirtless

00:36:03.929 --> 00:36:06.590
fitness, even though he's in his late 50s and

00:36:06.590 --> 00:36:09.389
ripped. Listen, man, I'm going to say this as

00:36:09.389 --> 00:36:13.570
humbly and as peaceful as possible. This is for

00:36:13.570 --> 00:36:16.269
all the negative people in my comments talking

00:36:16.269 --> 00:36:19.170
shit. A lot of people care about negative comments.

00:36:19.250 --> 00:36:20.949
I get them all the time. I tell them to kiss

00:36:20.949 --> 00:36:23.210
my ass and enjoy it. It's tall and flabby, and

00:36:23.210 --> 00:36:27.150
I'll fart in your face, okay? Okay? About me.

00:36:28.230 --> 00:36:30.889
If you ain't got up this morning and power walked

00:36:30.889 --> 00:36:34.769
for five miles in 85 degree weather and then

00:36:34.769 --> 00:36:36.929
six hours later. All right, good for you, dude.

00:36:37.429 --> 00:36:39.610
You working out because you're an empty person.

00:36:40.570 --> 00:36:42.849
Here's DJ Academics talking about hanging out

00:36:42.849 --> 00:36:46.809
with that prostitute known as Daphne Joy. Yo,

00:36:46.809 --> 00:36:49.869
did he lock till 28? I'm going to hold that down.

00:36:50.150 --> 00:36:52.230
I'm going to hold that down. You're a weird guy,

00:36:52.329 --> 00:36:55.269
man. I'm so glad I'm not a cuck. I'd rather die

00:36:55.269 --> 00:36:59.099
alone than be a cuck. Did he lock till 28? I'm

00:36:59.099 --> 00:37:01.500
gonna hold that down, gang. All right, then.

00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:04.780
Better wrap your penis with like nine condoms.

00:37:07.579 --> 00:37:10.940
Stormy Daniel said that Donald Trump has a tiny

00:37:10.940 --> 00:37:13.079
penis. Can you imagine Donald Trump is all you

00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:16.860
have? Lil Derrick claims the prosecutors are

00:37:16.860 --> 00:37:18.400
changing the case against him. They probably

00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:21.159
are, but who cares? You're a loser. A sex offender

00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:24.409
named Santa Claus was arrested. There will be

00:37:24.409 --> 00:37:28.210
a lot of police presence at Taylor Swift's wedding

00:37:28.210 --> 00:37:32.630
at MSG. Chris Brown ordered to pay $13 million

00:37:32.630 --> 00:37:36.130
for the dog attack. Taylor Frankie Paul's ex

00:37:36.130 --> 00:37:38.889
filed a restraining order against that dirty

00:37:38.889 --> 00:37:40.809
running broad, even though he's a loser as well.

00:37:41.829 --> 00:37:44.570
Madeline Klein, who looks insufferable to date,

00:37:44.710 --> 00:37:48.090
and influencer Henry Smith, who looks insufferable

00:37:48.090 --> 00:37:53.769
to date, broke up. What a surprise. Bam Margera

00:37:53.769 --> 00:37:55.929
says Jennifer Aniston did not like the prank

00:37:55.929 --> 00:38:01.389
they pulled on Brad Pitt. And then here's Dave

00:38:01.389 --> 00:38:03.510
Portnoy talking. We'll see how much I can stomach

00:38:03.510 --> 00:38:07.849
of this. Dave Portnoy talking about how Call

00:38:07.849 --> 00:38:12.829
Her Daddy almost blew up TMZ. Or I mean Barstool.

00:38:14.030 --> 00:38:18.469
The way Alex Cooper tells this story that. um

00:38:18.469 --> 00:38:23.269
you guys had the ip for call her daddy um she

00:38:23.269 --> 00:38:25.570
says you weren't paying her enough money but

00:38:25.570 --> 00:38:28.849
you said if you stay another year you'll give

00:38:28.849 --> 00:38:32.250
her the ip so she stayed and every time she makes

00:38:32.250 --> 00:38:35.429
a new deal gary the ip after the dp making a

00:38:35.429 --> 00:38:38.530
fortune she always contacts you and thanks you

00:38:38.530 --> 00:38:41.610
that's not the way you're telling this story

00:38:41.610 --> 00:38:49.210
oh well yeah no no i mean She got the IP back

00:38:49.210 --> 00:38:54.070
at gunpoint. I mean, they were under contract,

00:38:54.349 --> 00:38:59.110
the two of them, and they stopped working. They

00:38:59.110 --> 00:39:00.809
just stopped putting out the podcast, stopped

00:39:00.809 --> 00:39:04.949
doing anything, relieving breadcrumb clues for

00:39:04.949 --> 00:39:07.289
their audience that there were major issues behind

00:39:07.289 --> 00:39:09.889
the scene. They legally couldn't talk about it.

00:39:09.969 --> 00:39:12.530
They actually told people to reference Kesha,

00:39:12.610 --> 00:39:17.400
the song Kesha. God, it's so long ago. Are we

00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:18.880
that bored that we're talking about stuff from

00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:22.980
Tony Tony? Taylor Frankie Paul's mom calls out

00:39:22.980 --> 00:39:26.400
her baby daddy. When you need mommy to help you,

00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:30.699
you're a loser. And that's a straight up fact.

00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:35.400
If mommy has to help you. Harvey Weinstein was

00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:38.039
rushed to an NIC hospital after suffering heart

00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:41.219
failure. I just let him lay there like he did

00:39:41.219 --> 00:39:44.219
with his victims. Unfortunately, Danny Glover

00:39:44.219 --> 00:39:50.659
has Alzheimer's. It sucks. I am very much afraid

00:39:50.659 --> 00:39:54.219
of him. My old boss, Tom Bernard, I got Alzheimer's.

00:39:54.280 --> 00:40:01.280
It seems to be very common in the club. Cara

00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:04.559
Dia Levine says, I dated Amber Rose and Johnny

00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:08.820
Depp was jealous. Oh, he's so jealous of you.

00:40:09.449 --> 00:40:11.670
I love when women think, like women like her,

00:40:11.730 --> 00:40:13.570
not all women when I say this. Let me preface

00:40:13.570 --> 00:40:17.170
it. I love when women think they're so important.

00:40:18.050 --> 00:40:21.250
Oh, you're so life -changing. Shut your ass.

00:40:21.989 --> 00:40:25.809
You're a boring lesbian. No one cares. I'm a

00:40:25.809 --> 00:40:28.670
boring hetero guy. It doesn't matter. I don't

00:40:28.670 --> 00:40:31.090
try to act like my dating life matters. I don't

00:40:31.090 --> 00:40:33.809
matter. The video doesn't want to load, so I

00:40:33.809 --> 00:40:37.119
need to decide it doesn't matter. Said it was

00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:39.300
an entanglement, which means the woman cheated.

00:40:39.500 --> 00:40:41.460
When a man cheats, they just say he full -on

00:40:41.460 --> 00:40:43.360
cheated. But when a woman cheated, oh, she was

00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:50.300
exploring her sexuality. Yes! 856 -49 -HOPPY.

00:40:50.340 --> 00:40:54.880
It's 856 -494 -6773. Here's what I'm thinking.

00:40:55.280 --> 00:41:00.239
We were talking about Soja Boy earlier. And I

00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:03.340
think the best idea would be to play a Soja Boy

00:41:03.340 --> 00:41:07.280
song. to embrace the legend that is unknown.

00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:09.980
So I'll be right back. Here is I Don't Do Me.

00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:13.260
We'll come back and do more stuff. Whatever.

00:41:14.900 --> 00:41:19.440
Right now. Oh, I had the mic turned or I had

00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.179
the button turned off. That's why you couldn't

00:41:21.179 --> 00:41:36.820
hear it. Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio

00:41:36.820 --> 00:41:39.440
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:42.780
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:41:43.059 --> 00:41:48.719
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:41:49.940 --> 00:41:53.400
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:55.699
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:41:55.699 --> 00:41:58.480
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:00.900
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:42:03.079 --> 00:42:05.579
Before we press no, the hour will be right back.

00:42:07.059 --> 00:42:09.699
Hey, Soulja Boy, I heard you be flicking so hard,

00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:11.579
y 'all. I heard you ain't got no bank. Well,

00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:13.539
it's free, man. I heard you going out to play,

00:42:13.659 --> 00:42:15.820
man. Why don't do me, y 'all? Don't do me, man.

00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:18.280
Don't try me with that right there, man. I heard

00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.440
that they say you got fake. Don't do me. I heard

00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:24.719
you got them fake, baby. Don't do me. I heard

00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:27.739
you ain't really got no money. Don't do me. No.

00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:42.800
Don't do me. Don't do me, don't do me, don't

00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:47.539
do me Shout it, go ahead with that flexin' I'm

00:42:47.539 --> 00:42:50.659
clean in this thing, look at my neck This we

00:42:50.659 --> 00:42:53.699
put up to the club In the all black trusty, y

00:42:53.699 --> 00:42:56.559
'all don't do me I hear the hymin' on that door

00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:59.300
I think she be hatin' cause they screamin' my

00:42:59.300 --> 00:43:02.480
name I skidded on that, oh Yeah, your boy made

00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:05.699
it rain Shout it, don't do me, I'm playin' no

00:43:05.699 --> 00:43:09.320
game I skidded on that Before I made it right

00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:12.019
I heard that they say you got fake Don't do me

00:43:12.019 --> 00:43:14.760
I heard you got them fake, babe, and they Don't

00:43:14.760 --> 00:43:17.960
do me I heard she ain't really got no money Don't

00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:22.460
do me No Don't do me No Don't do me I heard you

00:43:22.460 --> 00:43:25.420
a girl gone wild Don't do me When they see you,

00:43:25.420 --> 00:43:28.119
they holla, y 'all trick, y 'all Don't do me

00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:32.480
Girl, you stay, take a bath Don't do me No Don't

00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:41.119
do me I got money, stop that hatin', just be

00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:44.300
quiet Hair, D and nails too, lookin' jazzy on

00:43:44.300 --> 00:43:47.199
them It's a natural -born habit, I be stuntin'

00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:50.179
every day But you already know, spreezy fire

00:43:50.179 --> 00:43:52.679
with the music And I be shinin' on the daily,

00:43:52.860 --> 00:43:55.340
didn't know I could do it But now you know, so

00:43:55.340 --> 00:43:57.980
let's go, and don't get me mistaken Because I

00:43:57.980 --> 00:44:00.199
boosted on your shawty, I ain't gone with that

00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:02.800
I heard that that shame you got, hey, don't do

00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:30.170
me I heard you got them Don't do me, don't do

00:44:30.170 --> 00:44:34.809
me, don't do me, don't do me, don't do me, don't

00:44:34.809 --> 00:44:59.340
do me Don't do me. I heard she ain't really got

00:44:59.340 --> 00:45:03.579
no money. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No. Don't

00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:06.940
do me. I heard you a girl gone wild. Don't do

00:45:06.940 --> 00:45:08.780
me. When they see you, they holler, shut up.

00:45:09.139 --> 00:45:13.119
Don't do me. Girl, you stank. Take a bath. Don't

00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:17.400
do me. No. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No.

00:45:17.500 --> 00:45:23.239
You. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No. I got

00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:34.530
it. I believe in good sense. Oh yeah. Where's

00:45:34.530 --> 00:45:36.469
the Kleenex? I should probably take a shower

00:45:36.469 --> 00:46:49.019
real quick. Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen,

00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:53.519
here it is. The most recent radio show on the

00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:56.079
planet. And the other stations are tuned in,

00:46:56.139 --> 00:47:20.750
too. Turn it up, turn it loud. Hey, from the

00:47:20.750 --> 00:47:23.309
Bay to the world. Yeah, we're live right now.

00:47:23.489 --> 00:47:26.650
Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't hold back. Pete,

00:47:26.889 --> 00:47:29.369
he'd hold globe tap. Lines ring hot when he talk

00:47:29.369 --> 00:47:31.369
that talk. Sex, bad dates, all your late night

00:47:31.369 --> 00:47:33.510
thoughts. Celebrity mess, yeah, name that name.

00:47:33.769 --> 00:47:35.130
Laugh through the deep, through the love, through

00:47:35.130 --> 00:47:36.849
the shame. Old school jams while the stories

00:47:36.849 --> 00:47:38.510
roll through. If you know, then you know. That's

00:47:38.510 --> 00:47:41.329
the Hoppy Hour mood. It's the Hoppy Hour. Hoppy

00:47:41.329 --> 00:47:53.570
Hour. From St. Pete out to the world. Turn it

00:47:53.570 --> 00:47:56.409
up a little louder. Talk your love, your lust,

00:47:56.630 --> 00:48:26.070
your ride or die. They ghosted. Text left red.

00:48:26.210 --> 00:48:27.969
He'll drag that ex that mess with your head.

00:48:28.090 --> 00:48:30.289
No bad kids while you spill those sins. Every

00:48:30.289 --> 00:48:32.730
bad choice turns into a win. Late night locals.

00:48:32.889 --> 00:48:35.170
Overseas crew. Same wild laugh coming right through

00:48:35.170 --> 00:48:37.130
you. Tall tales, tall hopes. Big heart, that's

00:48:37.130 --> 00:48:38.929
proof. Luna on the couch while he shakes that

00:48:38.929 --> 00:48:42.829
booth. It's a happy hour. Happy hour. From St.

00:48:42.969 --> 00:48:47.349
Pete out to the world so wide. Oh, oh. Let it

00:48:47.349 --> 00:48:51.409
shower. Let it shower. All that truth you feel

00:48:51.409 --> 00:48:54.250
ain't still alive. Turn it up a little louder.

00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:26.079
Oh, yeah. 856. It's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. Oh,

00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:29.360
yeah. So much to see you guys. See you, man.

00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:33.260
It's going to be wild today. We got celebrity

00:49:33.260 --> 00:49:36.130
news to pitch about. From St. Pete out to the

00:49:36.130 --> 00:49:41.670
world. Hit play, let it shower. Let it shower.

00:49:41.690 --> 00:49:44.090
Whatever, dude. All that truth you feel, but

00:49:44.090 --> 00:49:51.150
you still. Beat drop. Ah, that can't be good

00:49:51.150 --> 00:49:54.489
on my throat. On the worst finger, it's on the

00:49:54.489 --> 00:50:18.590
throat, son. Up. I'll just. Today on TMZ. Okay,

00:50:18.630 --> 00:50:21.630
um, there may have been a lot of people in the

00:50:21.630 --> 00:50:24.210
audience wanting to do a Heimlich maneuver on

00:50:24.210 --> 00:50:27.550
Harry Styles. Oh yeah, even more than a little

00:50:27.550 --> 00:50:31.090
mouth hurt. You know how they want to do it all

00:50:31.090 --> 00:50:34.230
night. After he choked. During every show, Harry.

00:50:34.460 --> 00:50:36.780
Oh, yeah, he chokes as well. Harry does a whale

00:50:36.780 --> 00:50:38.920
move, and he just spouts out water. But I guess

00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:40.619
the water went down the wrong pipe, and he started

00:50:40.619 --> 00:50:42.639
choking and literally collapsed. And he does

00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:44.340
a lot of water, like this whale move. That is

00:50:44.340 --> 00:50:47.159
other dramatic nonsense. Move, it like goes into

00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:49.280
the audience. You're lucky if you're like right

00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:51.900
in the middle. So you want Harry Styles spit

00:50:51.900 --> 00:50:57.650
on you? Oh, yeah! Nice night, girls. Cardi B

00:50:57.650 --> 00:51:00.070
had a great night. She won best female hip -hop

00:51:00.070 --> 00:51:02.510
artist at the Nicki Awards. Did Nicki get anything?

00:51:02.769 --> 00:51:05.070
No. We don't like Nicki. What? You don't? You're

00:51:05.070 --> 00:51:07.190
an annoying hag. I don't like Nicki because of

00:51:07.190 --> 00:51:09.849
her politics. I was at the gym. Nicki's got great

00:51:09.849 --> 00:51:14.500
music, man. She's got bang gags. What is this

00:51:14.500 --> 00:51:17.619
TMZ hair, guys? And these two guys were arguing

00:51:17.619 --> 00:51:19.920
about Donald Trump. And then started talking

00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:22.139
about the Lakers. And they got along. It was

00:51:22.139 --> 00:51:24.840
so refreshing. To see people get along? Yes.

00:51:24.860 --> 00:51:26.860
Okay, let's all get along for this whole meeting.

00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:34.000
No. Taylor Swift seemingly got booed at Alan

00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:38.360
Jackson's concert. Taylor got... Ah, she got

00:51:38.360 --> 00:51:42.639
booed. She's annoying. That is, um, oh. She is.

00:51:42.780 --> 00:51:50.880
Aww. What's going on out here? Happy Hot Topic!

00:51:52.860 --> 00:51:56.059
Layla Taylor is feeling nothing but love from

00:51:56.059 --> 00:51:59.320
her co -stars. Oh, yeah, she's pretty hot. After

00:51:59.320 --> 00:52:01.739
the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star came out

00:52:01.739 --> 00:52:04.940
as bisexual in a candid interview with Jay Shetty,

00:52:05.059 --> 00:52:07.119
many of her... I don't like Jay Shetty. He's

00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:10.280
wishy -washy. Fellow Hulu stars have publicly

00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:13.800
shared their support. Jennifer Affleck commented

00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:15.920
on a clip from... All right, so they're all kissing

00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:17.579
their ass for being bisexual. Congratulations,

00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:21.239
you like women. We're all proud of you. No! Stop

00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:27.179
it! And you like men a little bit too. Your favorite

00:52:27.179 --> 00:52:29.059
athletes are gearing up for the biggest night

00:52:29.059 --> 00:52:32.000
in sports. The nominations for the ESPY Awards

00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:34.980
being held on July 15th with comedian Marcelo

00:52:34.980 --> 00:52:37.320
Hernandez set to host from Lincoln Center in...

00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:40.039
Oh, I'm sure it's going to be... New York City

00:52:40.039 --> 00:52:42.960
have been released, with athletes across college

00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:45.539
and professional sports being recognized for

00:52:45.539 --> 00:52:48.199
their efforts. As for what makes this year's

00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:50.980
ESPYs particularly exciting is that the performances

00:52:50.980 --> 00:52:54.159
from the 2026 Winter Olympic Games are eligible.

00:52:54.719 --> 00:52:57.059
All right, there you go. It's going to be a good

00:52:57.059 --> 00:53:00.400
time. I don't really like the ESPYs, but I'll

00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:08.940
be missing sports. Happy Hot Topic! Kathy Lee

00:53:08.940 --> 00:53:11.619
Gifford is opening up about her, quote, debilitating

00:53:11.619 --> 00:53:14.280
pain. The 72 -year -old detailed her experiences

00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:16.940
recovering from surgeries for various ailments.

00:53:17.099 --> 00:53:20.260
Such an old, hot piece of ass. Including a total

00:53:20.260 --> 00:53:22.699
hip replacement, a broken arm, a broken pelvis.

00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:27.219
Listen, a hip replacement is no joke. That or

00:53:27.219 --> 00:53:29.619
a knee replacement. My mom's had like six aberrations

00:53:29.619 --> 00:53:31.559
on her poor body after being on nerves for 40

00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:35.880
years. She's bad. In an interview with People

00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:39.059
published June 30th, she tells the outlet. I

00:53:39.059 --> 00:53:41.539
feel like Mr. Potato Head. One thing falls off

00:53:41.539 --> 00:53:43.360
and then another. But you have to have a sense

00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:46.159
of humor about everything. And I've never lost

00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:49.099
that, even in my bleakest moments. But the 72

00:53:49.099 --> 00:53:51.159
-year -old, who shared that she required hip

00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:53.539
surgery after playing with her grandkids, said

00:53:53.539 --> 00:53:54.880
that the multiple recoveries... That's gotta

00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:56.719
suck. You're just trying to be youthful with

00:53:56.719 --> 00:54:01.579
your grandkids and you get hurt. Mm -hmm. Ah.

00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:07.460
Well. I hope it all works out for her. Mm -hmm.

00:54:09.039 --> 00:54:16.780
Today in toxic masculinity. Taylor Sheridan is

00:54:16.780 --> 00:54:19.099
setting the record straight on Kevin Costner's

00:54:19.099 --> 00:54:22.119
Yellowstone exit. The creator of the hit Paramount

00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:24.380
show revealed during his June 28th appearance

00:54:24.380 --> 00:54:27.119
on the Bill Simmons podcast. Kevin was initially

00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:29.800
only supposed to be in the first three seasons.

00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:32.519
He says, quote, that was in his contract. In

00:54:32.519 --> 00:54:34.559
my mind, that's when his youngest son takes over

00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:36.980
on the show. But the network was so scared of

00:54:36.980 --> 00:54:38.940
not having Kevin be a part of it, even though

00:54:38.940 --> 00:54:41.079
Kevin was ready, he had other things he wanted

00:54:41.079 --> 00:54:43.860
to do. Yeah, I'm not going to believe that. Taylor

00:54:43.860 --> 00:54:48.920
Sheridan just seems absolutely, positively insufferable.

00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:53.639
Like, shut your ass, man. You're annoying. Oh,

00:54:54.579 --> 00:55:00.000
it's gone now in these months. Mm -hmm. Right

00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:07.619
here. Nearly three weeks after he confirmed that

00:55:07.619 --> 00:55:09.880
girlfriend Jordan Myers is pregnant with their

00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:12.539
first baby, Vanderpump Rules alum James Kennedy

00:55:12.539 --> 00:55:15.380
has announced the newest milestone in their relationship.

00:55:15.820 --> 00:55:18.260
He reveals the big news on Instagram, writing,

00:55:18.440 --> 00:55:21.800
we're engaged. Oh my God, this is the most millennial

00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:24.519
thing ever. No one's getting engaged and having

00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:28.119
kids. They're getting engaged. Because they're

00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:32.619
pregnant. I love you. Adventures with you forever

00:55:32.619 --> 00:55:35.920
and ever. All right, good luck with that. Oh,

00:55:35.980 --> 00:55:37.500
I know some people that have great relationships

00:55:37.500 --> 00:55:41.139
that are based off of it, but there you go. Oh,

00:55:41.179 --> 00:55:46.269
it's gone out. It's done, bro. Killer Frankie

00:55:46.269 --> 00:55:48.909
Paul is trying to stay grounded amid it all.

00:55:49.110 --> 00:55:52.030
There's nothing grounded about her, dude. Checking

00:55:52.030 --> 00:55:54.389
into a mental health treatment center to work

00:55:54.389 --> 00:55:57.769
on herself and focus on being a good mom. A source

00:55:57.769 --> 00:56:00.710
confirmed to E! News, Yeah, you need a lot of

00:56:00.710 --> 00:56:03.670
work. You know how you've had a lot of work done

00:56:03.670 --> 00:56:07.289
on your body? You need to stop working on your

00:56:07.289 --> 00:56:09.469
body and work more on your personality, your

00:56:09.469 --> 00:56:11.650
mental health, and your parenting skills. 30th

00:56:11.650 --> 00:56:14.019
at the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star, voluntarily

00:56:14.019 --> 00:56:16.699
checked into a mental health treatment facility.

00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:19.179
She did that because the CPS was called to her

00:56:19.179 --> 00:56:22.599
house. So she's trying to like get in front of

00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:25.480
it. And she's trying to make sure, you know what

00:56:25.480 --> 00:56:28.599
I mean. That focuses on mental well -being. All

00:56:28.599 --> 00:56:31.480
right, mental well -being. Sounds like one big

00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:41.239
orgy. What's going on here? That is. Everyone

00:56:41.239 --> 00:56:44.559
has an opinion about something. Sarah Foster

00:56:44.559 --> 00:56:47.300
is defending her dad while appearing on the June

00:56:47.300 --> 00:56:49.619
30th episode of Kristen Cavallari's Let's Be

00:56:49.619 --> 00:56:53.340
Honest podcast. I'm glad they're honest. A 45

00:56:53.340 --> 00:56:56.139
-year -old gave some insight into her 75 -year

00:56:56.139 --> 00:56:59.820
-old dad, David Foster's 35 -year age gap marriage.

00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:03.820
Oh, yeah. Listen, if someone wants to do that,

00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:10.349
everyone's so judgmental. Shut your ass. To Catherine

00:57:10.349 --> 00:57:14.170
McPhee. Everyone has an opinion about something.

00:57:14.269 --> 00:57:17.110
And you know what? They're like 12 years in and

00:57:17.110 --> 00:57:22.630
they are happy. Exactly. So there you go. Blah,

00:57:22.630 --> 00:57:26.070
blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah,

00:57:26.070 --> 00:57:31.449
blah, blah. Happy Hot Topic. What's going on

00:57:31.449 --> 00:57:35.159
with this one? Jennifer Lopez says you should

00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:37.980
have a party to celebrate a breakup. Yeah, this

00:57:37.980 --> 00:57:41.239
is the sign that she can feel true love as a

00:57:41.239 --> 00:57:44.039
sociopath. When I go through a breakup, I lose

00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:46.820
weight. It's the best weight loss thing you can

00:57:46.820 --> 00:57:49.880
ever do is go through a bad breakup. I cry a

00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:52.480
lot. I get real sad because I was friends with

00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:55.039
the person. This is the sign, you know, this

00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:57.599
dirty, rotten moron doesn't love them, that she's

00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:02.219
partying. What a moron. the hustler star who

00:58:02.219 --> 00:58:04.900
has shared notable romances over the years including

00:58:04.900 --> 00:58:07.659
her marriage to ben affleck she's got a huge

00:58:07.659 --> 00:58:11.119
body count as long as it's serious you see from

00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:15.119
2022 to 2024 after previously ending their first

00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:18.599
engagement 20 years earlier yeah there's no reason

00:58:18.599 --> 00:58:21.059
to go back man dude you know she's just been

00:58:21.059 --> 00:58:23.000
passed around like a blonde at a high school

00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:25.500
party explains her thoughts on bouncing back

00:58:25.500 --> 00:58:28.420
following the end of a relationship J -Lo says

00:58:28.420 --> 00:58:31.360
this on a June 30th episode of the digital series

00:58:31.360 --> 00:58:34.679
Subway Takes. Ah, it sounds like such a riveting

00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:39.280
series. So what's your take? Breakups are not

00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:42.360
a failure. No, they are. That's the nerd. I've

00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:45.519
had many failures, you know. I failed at sports

00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:49.170
radio. I don't think I failed at the mountain,

00:58:49.250 --> 00:58:50.630
but I'm not trying to make it out of my radio

00:58:50.630 --> 00:58:53.250
career. But I've failed in life. I failed every

00:58:53.250 --> 00:58:55.650
time I got into a car crash. I failed on my breakups.

00:58:56.210 --> 00:58:58.610
Failure is a part of life. When you're a true

00:58:58.610 --> 00:59:02.550
narcissist, you can't admit it. 100 % agree.

00:59:02.690 --> 00:59:04.989
I honestly feel like... You got all these ass

00:59:04.989 --> 00:59:06.670
kissers. This is why I don't like when everybody

00:59:06.670 --> 00:59:09.710
has a podcast because no one doubles down. They

00:59:09.710 --> 00:59:11.769
all just kiss their ass because they're glad

00:59:11.769 --> 00:59:15.340
to have her there. It's a launch pad into your

00:59:15.340 --> 00:59:18.059
next best self. Oh, it's a podcast done on a

00:59:18.059 --> 00:59:24.110
subway. How riveting. Stupid. We should have

00:59:24.110 --> 00:59:26.769
a party when we break up. We should have a party

00:59:26.769 --> 00:59:28.650
when we put tape over your mouth to shut up.

00:59:28.909 --> 00:59:30.929
People should say, you broke up, congratulations.

00:59:31.429 --> 00:59:35.949
I agree. Because... Shut up. One, you made a

00:59:35.949 --> 00:59:38.150
decision. Two, it was probably the best thing

00:59:38.150 --> 00:59:39.989
for everyone. I love how she says you made a

00:59:39.989 --> 00:59:42.809
decision as if she was in charge of the decision.

00:59:43.409 --> 00:59:47.630
The singer doubles down on her optimism. She's

00:59:47.630 --> 00:59:49.949
known to double down. A few point adding this.

00:59:50.590 --> 00:59:52.690
And if you're the... who's being heartbroken,

00:59:52.809 --> 00:59:57.969
you're the winner. Bye. Bye. See you later, General.

00:59:58.809 --> 01:00:01.449
Man, you act like your exes are missing out on

01:00:01.449 --> 01:00:04.590
you. They are so grateful to know you. Happy

01:00:04.590 --> 01:00:10.070
Hot Topic! You know, people just get too famous

01:00:10.070 --> 01:00:11.489
for too long because they think the world owes

01:00:11.489 --> 01:00:14.010
them something. Scott Eastwood is laying down

01:00:14.010 --> 01:00:18.449
the law. Oh, my God. Here's another stupid nepo,

01:00:18.449 --> 01:00:22.769
baby. God, whatever your name is. How does it

01:00:22.769 --> 01:00:25.409
feel if your daddy wasn't the greatest actor

01:00:25.409 --> 01:00:27.590
of all time? In my opinion, being Clint Eastwood.

01:00:27.969 --> 01:00:30.789
There's no one to know who you are that you wouldn't

01:00:30.789 --> 01:00:34.030
be going on a Joe Rogan show. You're a douchebag.

01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:37.940
Lucky Strike star and son of legendary actor

01:00:37.940 --> 01:00:41.059
director Clint Eastwood appears on the June 26th

01:00:41.059 --> 01:00:44.219
episode of the Joe Rogan Experience and slams

01:00:44.219 --> 01:00:47.039
an unnamed co -star for exhibiting, quote, unacceptable

01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:49.980
behavior. Listen, I don't like when these celebrities

01:00:49.980 --> 01:00:52.699
go on these podcasts in general, but I specifically

01:00:52.699 --> 01:00:55.320
don't like when they go on and then they don't

01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:57.119
say who they're talking about. It's because you're

01:00:57.119 --> 01:01:00.039
a coward. How do we even not even know that you're

01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:02.199
not just talking about yourself? You know, you

01:01:02.199 --> 01:01:05.199
walk around like, I'm an Eastwood son. Shut up.

01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:07.219
He'd die someday and he'd poop in the morning.

01:01:07.340 --> 01:01:11.440
Shut your ass. Stupid nepo, baby. Explains that

01:01:11.440 --> 01:01:13.840
he began working on a film with a fellow celebrity.

01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.840
But early on in the process, his co -star decided

01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:18.940
they did not want to work with a particular member

01:01:18.940 --> 01:01:21.719
of the team. Yeah, you, because you're insufferable.

01:01:22.300 --> 01:01:25.320
leading said co -star to unceremoniously exit

01:01:25.320 --> 01:01:36.199
the project despite money already having been

01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:39.179
invested and that did not land well with scott

01:01:39.179 --> 01:01:41.460
i was like okay well you need to pay that money

01:01:41.460 --> 01:01:44.599
back now to that person who invested in you well

01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:46.760
why don't you say who the name is oh you're afraid

01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:52.159
of a lawsuit You're a dark dude. An absolute

01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:55.820
dark. I'm not going to do that. I don't want

01:01:55.820 --> 01:01:58.460
to deal with, you know, God, you know, on a club.

01:01:58.539 --> 01:02:00.059
He's like, you know, I'm Clint Eastwood's son.

01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:04.800
That's all you are. I'm nothing more. I'm nothing

01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:09.420
less. Oh, we're such fans of Scott Eastwood.

01:02:10.059 --> 01:02:14.980
Shut up. Shut your ass, man. Freaking annoying.

01:02:17.389 --> 01:02:22.469
I'm Scott Eastwood. I'm Scott Eastwood. Not cash,

01:02:22.570 --> 01:02:26.869
dude. Yeah, nine. What's going on here? I'm telling

01:02:26.869 --> 01:02:29.170
you, this relationship's going to end badly.

01:02:29.630 --> 01:02:32.690
Jussie Smollett was just engaged last June, and

01:02:32.690 --> 01:02:34.829
we didn't really hear any reports of him breaking

01:02:34.829 --> 01:02:37.190
up with that fiance. So this makes me wonder

01:02:37.190 --> 01:02:40.670
if this relationship began with infidelity. Happy

01:02:40.670 --> 01:02:47.650
Hot Topic! Right here. Karamo Brown has his sights

01:02:47.650 --> 01:02:52.150
set on a new man. Oh, yeah. You know, he's the

01:02:52.150 --> 01:02:54.719
bottom. The Queer Eye star seemingly confirms

01:02:54.719 --> 01:02:58.079
his relationship with actor Jesse Smollett. This

01:02:58.079 --> 01:03:00.719
is delightful. Saying that he is, quote, dating

01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:03.719
a celebrity. I wouldn't really say a celebrity.

01:03:03.760 --> 01:03:06.039
Maybe in 2019 before he did that whole thing

01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:07.840
that he got away with and ruined taxpayer and

01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:09.860
cop's money by pretending to be beat up by MAGA

01:03:09.860 --> 01:03:11.920
fans in negative five degree weather. You're

01:03:11.920 --> 01:03:16.519
dating that loser. You're stupid. Brown said

01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:18.880
on the June 30th episode of the Reality with

01:03:18.880 --> 01:03:22.639
the King podcast. Oh, yeah, you're a king. It's

01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:26.699
all about Daniel. Shut up. which was released

01:03:26.699 --> 01:03:29.320
shortly after cozy -looking photos of the 45

01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.980
-year -old and 44 -year -old Smollett were published

01:03:32.980 --> 01:03:37.039
by TMZ. It's not like we're hiding it. We go

01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:42.260
out. We hold hands everywhere. Though Brown does

01:03:42.260 --> 01:03:44.679
not identify his partner by name, he's quote

01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:54.360
100 % sure he's found the one. He declares, I've

01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:59.110
met my equal. Yeah, you're both losers. It is

01:03:59.110 --> 01:04:01.349
powerful when you meet someone who you feel 100

01:04:01.349 --> 01:04:04.710
% safe with. Alright, whatever. You feel 100

01:04:04.710 --> 01:04:08.110
% secure with. You can just trust with your heart.

01:04:08.349 --> 01:04:10.329
Yeah, good luck with that. You know how he scammed

01:04:10.329 --> 01:04:12.050
everybody? He's going to end up scamming you.

01:04:12.309 --> 01:04:16.090
I thought I was invincible with him. You're dating

01:04:16.090 --> 01:04:23.269
a sociopath, you moron. Have fun with that. It

01:04:23.269 --> 01:04:27.989
is a time. Her oblique liveliness. Because we

01:04:27.989 --> 01:04:33.429
all know that she is the absolute worst. Oh,

01:04:33.489 --> 01:04:42.289
isn't she ever? Oh, geez. She bad. She bad. She

01:04:42.289 --> 01:04:46.389
know that. Trouble in the crop crop. She bad.

01:04:48.289 --> 01:04:52.480
She bad. She bad. She know that. Yeah. Trouble

01:04:52.480 --> 01:04:54.840
in the crop, trouble in the crop top She walks

01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:57.320
in, drama on tap Cherry lip gloss turn like a

01:04:57.320 --> 01:04:59.980
trap Critic card queen in a knockoff bag Smirk

01:04:59.980 --> 01:05:02.280
so sharp, put a rip in the flag Name on the cup,

01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:04.480
spell wrong, she snaps Front row line, but she

01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.579
cut like that Tells three lies just to order

01:05:06.579 --> 01:05:08.960
a drink Winks at your man and she says, you blink?

01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:15.539
Blink! Lovely! It's a sociopathic day And in

01:05:15.539 --> 01:05:19.039
the end, you can do that Just feel your heart

01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:23.539
and laugh in your face Text your best friend

01:05:23.539 --> 01:05:28.019
from your place Blake Lively is a sociopathic

01:05:28.019 --> 01:05:31.579
rat Dance, dance, you love it when the red flags

01:05:31.579 --> 01:05:35.699
flash Oh, she's so wrong, it's a certified fact

01:05:35.699 --> 01:05:40.130
Blake Lively is a sociopathic rat Out of this

01:05:40.130 --> 01:05:42.429
boy's on red. Now who's up next? Post it on her

01:05:42.429 --> 01:05:44.570
thread. Take your hoodie. Oh, you want that back?

01:05:44.690 --> 01:05:46.969
Says maybe later than forget your ass. Plays

01:05:46.969 --> 01:05:49.010
nice girl to the camera and skit. Then flips

01:05:49.010 --> 01:05:51.130
cribs like a Netflix skit. Cheers in the club.

01:05:51.210 --> 01:05:53.210
Yeah, she staged all that mascara lines like

01:05:53.210 --> 01:06:08.519
a welcome mat. Play it loud. Text your best friend

01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:13.019
from your place. Blake Lively is a sociopathic

01:06:13.019 --> 01:06:15.480
brat. Dance, dance, dance. You'll love it when

01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:19.760
the red flags flash. She's so wrong, you'll assert

01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:24.500
it by fact. Blake Lively is a sociopathic brat.

01:06:24.579 --> 01:06:27.900
Oh, yeah. Right here. This is dirtier than one.

01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:32.980
Happy Hot Topic! Lake Lively is seeking millions

01:06:32.980 --> 01:06:38.159
from Justin Baldoni. Over a month after the It

01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:40.659
Ends With Us co -stars settled their years -long

01:06:40.659 --> 01:06:43.099
legal battle, Lively's legal team has now filed

01:06:43.099 --> 01:06:45.960
a motion seeking over $8 million in attorney

01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:49.179
fees and litigation costs from Baldoni. In the

01:06:49.179 --> 01:06:51.980
June 29th declaration obtained by E! News, the

01:06:51.980 --> 01:06:55.219
actress is requesting $7 .49 million in attorney

01:06:55.219 --> 01:06:59.480
fees and $539 ,000 in litigation costs and expenses

01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:01.760
incurred during the quote, successful defense

01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:04.800
of the Wayfair action. If I had all that money,

01:07:04.900 --> 01:07:06.900
I would pay her personally just to make her go

01:07:06.900 --> 01:07:17.000
away. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy

01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:24.320
in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour

01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:26.760
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:07:26.760 --> 01:07:31.659
before. Whenever we're going out All I smell

01:07:31.659 --> 01:07:37.679
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:07:37.679 --> 01:07:40.219
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:07:40.219 --> 01:07:42.679
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:45.320
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:49.199
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:51.760
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:08:04.649 --> 01:08:07.489
Hey, hey, real. What's up, cousin? Man, we got

01:08:07.489 --> 01:08:10.610
to hit the skate rink when we get it on. Boy,

01:08:10.730 --> 01:08:12.849
it's going down, boy. This is what we're going

01:08:12.849 --> 01:08:41.029
to show you, boy. Man, I don't need it. With

01:08:41.029 --> 01:08:43.770
a hundred dollar bill, yeah, I'm gon' break They

01:08:43.770 --> 01:08:46.250
know it's Soulja Boy when they look at my face

01:08:46.250 --> 01:08:48.729
And when they look at my feet, I got, I got me

01:08:48.729 --> 01:08:51.569
some bae Me and Error get crunk, cause they playin'

01:08:51.569 --> 01:08:54.229
our music All the girls walk up and all of them

01:08:54.229 --> 01:08:57.090
start choosin' I hear the damn flow, need y 'all

01:08:57.090 --> 01:08:59.510
hear my shirt And we gon' do the dance, cause

01:08:59.510 --> 01:09:28.069
I need some girls on me My folks are makin' on

01:09:28.069 --> 01:09:30.109
these girls and startin' fights Poppin' collars,

01:09:30.109 --> 01:09:32.810
slingin' dollars, let a fool run up Man, he better

01:09:32.810 --> 01:09:35.770
be deep, or he gon' be outta luck Y 'all hatin'

01:09:35.770 --> 01:09:38.569
cause these girls can't leave me alone Rollerblading,

01:09:38.609 --> 01:09:40.949
conversatin' with me, stun the shades on Clean

01:09:40.949 --> 01:09:43.289
the dinner by our soap, pressure dissipates the

01:09:43.289 --> 01:09:45.750
nays Let me take off the ones that throw on the

01:09:45.750 --> 01:11:11.250
film grills on Hey! Hey! Oh, sure. I got it.

01:11:11.550 --> 01:11:23.750
Water. Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. Did I sell you my day?

01:11:24.229 --> 01:11:30.930
Oh, yeah. Whatever. Burn it all. Mm -hmm. Hey!

01:11:31.189 --> 01:11:33.989
Hey! That's how I feel. It's the noise I make

01:11:33.989 --> 01:11:39.069
when I climax. Hey! All right. Let's get back

01:11:39.069 --> 01:11:44.050
to it right now. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour

01:11:44.050 --> 01:11:51.069
with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome

01:11:51.069 --> 01:12:53.000
to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy

01:12:53.000 --> 01:13:01.420
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

01:13:01.420 --> 01:13:05.420
recent radio show on the planet. The other stations

01:13:05.420 --> 01:13:27.199
are tuned in too. Feelin' the mic, breakin' down

01:13:27.199 --> 01:13:30.859
the scenes NBA drama, livin' out the dreams Fancy

01:13:30.859 --> 01:13:33.560
wives wildin' stories about the queens Droppin'

01:13:33.560 --> 01:13:36.600
dollars bombs, all in on the schemes Hoppy blues,

01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:39.600
man, he knows it all Screw sandals to the court,

01:13:39.680 --> 01:13:43.180
rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball

01:13:43.180 --> 01:13:47.159
Hoppy hour, got that shock and awe MJ to Kobe,

01:13:47.340 --> 01:13:50.279
legends in the game Shaq's big presence, true

01:13:50.279 --> 01:13:53.279
hall of fame Hoppy's skills at T, ain't playing

01:13:53.279 --> 01:13:56.460
tame Behind the curtain, nothing left the same

01:13:56.460 --> 01:13:59.979
Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it all Through sandals

01:13:59.979 --> 01:14:03.199
to the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll

01:14:03.199 --> 01:14:06.260
have a ball Hoppy, I don't got that shock and

01:14:06.260 --> 01:14:10.199
awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous. League full

01:14:10.199 --> 01:14:13.079
of stories, ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan breaks

01:14:13.079 --> 01:14:15.800
it down, gets unanimous. Tune to Hoppy Hour,

01:14:15.979 --> 01:14:19.140
never anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he

01:14:19.140 --> 01:14:22.079
dies deeper. Locker room secret, stats like a

01:14:22.079 --> 01:14:25.140
keeper. Voices every week, analysis sweeper.

01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:28.659
NBA's real talk, cuts to the sleeper. Hoppy's

01:14:28.659 --> 01:14:31.520
hoops, man, he knows it all. Channels to the

01:14:31.520 --> 01:14:34.760
court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have

01:14:34.760 --> 01:15:08.350
a ball. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Happy hour got the

01:15:08.350 --> 01:15:14.289
shock and awe. Happy Hot Topic. Ah, what's going

01:15:14.289 --> 01:15:17.210
on here? Drake asked if it was Kawhi season back

01:15:17.210 --> 01:15:20.369
in Toronto and it is now official. Yeah, Drake

01:15:20.369 --> 01:15:24.329
broke the news before Shams. Clippers are trading

01:15:24.329 --> 01:15:27.010
Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon

01:15:27.010 --> 01:15:31.229
Ingram, Grady Dick, two first round picks, one

01:15:31.229 --> 01:15:34.010
pick swap, and two second round picks. And I

01:15:34.010 --> 01:15:36.550
love the reunion for Kawhi. It's very weird.

01:15:36.670 --> 01:15:39.090
He's not been there for about seven years, eight

01:15:39.090 --> 01:15:42.789
years, seven years. It's like, why'd you leave,

01:15:42.829 --> 01:15:45.569
dude? It's like going back to your ex. He's just

01:15:45.569 --> 01:15:48.869
trying to get a jersey retirement and a stash,

01:15:48.890 --> 01:15:51.949
you know? In Toronto, but I absolutely love this

01:15:51.949 --> 01:15:54.989
trade for the Clippers. It's where the Kobe,

01:15:55.170 --> 01:15:58.449
not the Kobe, the LeBron and Kawhi era began

01:15:58.449 --> 01:16:02.369
the same year in L .A. 70 years ago. Time flies.

01:16:03.789 --> 01:16:06.989
Their rebuild, going younger. All right, so there's

01:16:06.989 --> 01:16:10.489
them. And here's Jimmy Butler telling a rookie

01:16:10.489 --> 01:16:13.649
to pay him $25 million for number 10, being LeBron.

01:16:14.289 --> 01:16:19.439
Howdy. Happy Hot Topic. Come on, man. I told

01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:21.760
you. You ain't going to get it. I'm going to

01:16:21.760 --> 01:16:25.380
buy your number. You want to buy my number? Yeah.

01:16:25.539 --> 01:16:27.640
You can't afford that, man. That's what I'm saying.

01:16:28.960 --> 01:16:33.619
I'm taking out a loan. I feel like there's some

01:16:33.619 --> 01:16:35.739
way this is not legal in the NBA, but what do

01:16:35.739 --> 01:16:38.100
I know? He tagged me the other day. I said, you

01:16:38.100 --> 01:16:41.640
ain't got no shot, man. Zero shot. All right,

01:16:41.659 --> 01:16:44.140
there you go. And then there's this headline

01:16:44.140 --> 01:16:49.060
here. I like the Charlotte Hornets. I have family

01:16:49.060 --> 01:16:51.000
in Winston -Salem, so I went to Bobcat Games.

01:16:51.100 --> 01:16:55.680
And I really wanted LaMelo to be the man. Over

01:16:55.680 --> 01:17:00.340
there in Charlotte. But he really never was.

01:17:00.439 --> 01:17:02.439
He was better at speeding around the small city

01:17:02.439 --> 01:17:07.329
than balling. Happy Hot Topic! Charlotte Hornets

01:17:07.329 --> 01:17:10.409
have traded LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the

01:17:10.409 --> 01:17:12.289
Minnesota Timberwolves. I feel like this is going

01:17:12.289 --> 01:17:15.930
to be good for him to be in cold weather. A 2033

01:17:15.930 --> 01:17:18.729
unprotected first round pick. Although, here

01:17:18.729 --> 01:17:21.289
in the year, 2033 is crazy. By the way, I don't

01:17:21.289 --> 01:17:22.810
know if it's going to be good or not to have

01:17:22.810 --> 01:17:25.409
him out there with Anthony Edwards. I don't know

01:17:25.409 --> 01:17:28.029
if he'll be running trains. Three first round

01:17:28.029 --> 01:17:31.470
pick swaps and three second round picks. And

01:17:31.470 --> 01:17:33.529
then that happened. And then here's his father

01:17:33.529 --> 01:17:36.590
talking about it. Because he's... You know, help

01:17:36.590 --> 01:17:41.029
create nepo babies. LaMelo Ball was traded to

01:17:41.029 --> 01:17:43.569
the Minnesota Timberwolves with Josh Green for

01:17:43.569 --> 01:17:46.949
Nas Reed, a 20 -33 unprotected first -round pick,

01:17:47.090 --> 01:17:50.069
three first -round pick swaps, and three second

01:17:50.069 --> 01:17:52.250
-round picks. And here's what LaVar Ball had

01:17:52.250 --> 01:17:55.010
to say about the trade. I will say, as annoying

01:17:55.010 --> 01:17:57.810
as LaVar Ball is, he is a pretty loyal father.

01:17:59.530 --> 01:18:01.470
Minnesota Timberwolves. Y 'all did the coldest

01:18:01.470 --> 01:18:03.170
move in the game. You wouldn't get that. No.

01:18:03.510 --> 01:18:06.710
Yes. But here's the thing. That's a peak. He

01:18:06.710 --> 01:18:09.149
needs to join the Dari -WAS, to be honest. You

01:18:09.149 --> 01:18:13.680
got to get the other two ball boys. be the most

01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:16.659
watched team ever in the NBA. Trust me. I don't

01:18:16.659 --> 01:18:18.420
think that's the truth. Nothing in Minnesota

01:18:18.420 --> 01:18:20.079
is ever going to be the most watched. They went

01:18:20.079 --> 01:18:22.899
there. All they do is get drunk. Joe's better

01:18:22.899 --> 01:18:25.420
off being a one -hit wonder rapper. He had his

01:18:25.420 --> 01:18:27.399
moment with that song last year. I forget the

01:18:27.399 --> 01:18:30.159
name of it. It was not a bad song. And Lonzo's

01:18:30.159 --> 01:18:34.479
always going on his podcast and talking himself

01:18:34.479 --> 01:18:37.670
up. Shut up. When I tell you. You don't think

01:18:37.670 --> 01:18:40.109
I'm just talking? We do think you're just talking.

01:18:40.170 --> 01:18:41.689
You're saying that because you're self -conscious

01:18:41.689 --> 01:18:43.189
to the fact that everyone thinks you're just

01:18:43.189 --> 01:18:48.590
talking. Talking, yo. I'm not. Melo can't win

01:18:48.590 --> 01:18:50.909
it by himself, but I'll tell you. He never made

01:18:50.909 --> 01:18:52.850
it to the playoffs. He went to the play -in tournament,

01:18:52.989 --> 01:18:55.550
which anybody can rank as long as you have a

01:18:55.550 --> 01:18:58.069
losing record, but he has never been a winner.

01:18:58.170 --> 01:19:02.409
This is going to be very interesting. With his

01:19:02.409 --> 01:19:04.869
brothers, I guarantee y 'all a championship.

01:19:05.149 --> 01:19:07.729
The chemistry. Oh, that ain't happening. You

01:19:07.729 --> 01:19:10.430
got San Antonio. You got Thunder. Lakers could

01:19:10.430 --> 01:19:15.310
be better. Luka Doncic. The Warriors could have

01:19:15.310 --> 01:19:26.529
a resurgence. I don't know. Spurs. Oh, Lord.

01:19:31.050 --> 01:19:32.949
This guy is going to make Anthony Edwards so

01:19:32.949 --> 01:19:35.689
much more cocky than he already is. Especially

01:19:35.689 --> 01:19:37.369
because Anthony Edwards doesn't know what to

01:19:37.369 --> 01:19:40.670
do with his cockiness. Here is a live stream

01:19:40.670 --> 01:19:44.350
between Anthony, between Malik Brown and Antonio

01:19:44.350 --> 01:19:46.369
Edwards. This is going to be a problem. A white.

01:19:46.649 --> 01:19:51.710
A white. No. All right. I hear. No. Nigga, you

01:19:51.710 --> 01:19:54.510
on your own dick. Nigga, you going federal. Not

01:19:54.510 --> 01:19:57.750
me, nigga. I'm chilling. You not chilling, nigga.

01:19:57.770 --> 01:19:59.789
You just got indicted. How the fuck you chilling?

01:20:01.850 --> 01:20:04.510
When Antonio runs, the voice of reason. We have

01:20:04.510 --> 01:20:08.430
a problem, Houston. All right. There you go.

01:20:09.930 --> 01:20:15.909
And let's do this. Mike Brown says he feels like

01:20:15.909 --> 01:20:18.850
the uncle that gets invited to the barbecue that

01:20:18.850 --> 01:20:23.229
nobody wants to invite. We had a deal. Mike,

01:20:23.390 --> 01:20:25.390
you know, coming onto the pod, there was one

01:20:25.390 --> 01:20:29.750
caveat. We had to sing Who Let the Dogs Out.

01:20:29.829 --> 01:20:34.359
So Jeff, can you cue that one up? Yes! I can't

01:20:34.359 --> 01:20:35.819
play it because of copyright. That's unfortunate.

01:20:36.020 --> 01:20:40.260
I bet it was riveting. Here's Mike Brown. Here's

01:20:40.260 --> 01:20:42.220
something I can't play on the Roommates podcast.

01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:45.359
I should have specified that with Josh Hart and

01:20:45.359 --> 01:20:47.880
Jalen Brunson talking about the impact of Greg

01:20:47.880 --> 01:20:52.840
Popovich. And Jalen, I learned this. This is

01:20:52.840 --> 01:20:55.140
kind of ironic, but I learned this during my

01:20:55.140 --> 01:20:58.539
time in San Antonio. How did? You never forget

01:20:58.539 --> 01:21:02.430
at the end of... My first year, we were meeting

01:21:02.430 --> 01:21:05.229
as a staff, and Pop says, he's mumbling under

01:21:05.229 --> 01:21:07.170
his breath, he says, I got to thank Tim Duncan.

01:21:08.149 --> 01:21:10.430
I said, you got to thank Tim Duncan? Why are

01:21:10.430 --> 01:21:14.149
you saying that? And he said, he used to call

01:21:14.149 --> 01:21:17.609
me Mikey. He said, Mikey, if your player doesn't

01:21:17.609 --> 01:21:21.090
allow you to coach him, you have no shot at coaching

01:21:21.090 --> 01:21:25.890
anybody else. That's a good point. Here is Tracy

01:21:25.890 --> 01:21:28.470
McGrady saying why he skipped college. I'm only

01:21:28.470 --> 01:21:31.970
17, 18 years old coming out of high school. This

01:21:31.970 --> 01:21:36.310
is all new to me. I don't understand what I'm

01:21:36.310 --> 01:21:40.710
getting into. So I just remember one day I'm

01:21:40.710 --> 01:21:45.550
in my coach's office and Sonny's on the phone.

01:21:46.279 --> 01:21:49.399
And I had taken a visit to Kentucky. I had taken

01:21:49.399 --> 01:21:52.479
a visit to Florida State. And they got a bag

01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:54.619
waiting for me at either stop. I can talk about

01:21:54.619 --> 01:22:01.819
that now. Okay. NIL adjacent, right? This is

01:22:01.819 --> 01:22:05.300
like 1997. They got a bag for me. But I'm like,

01:22:05.359 --> 01:22:09.199
man, I want to go to college. Sonny's like, nah.

01:22:10.060 --> 01:22:12.359
Adidas want to give you $12 million out of a

01:22:12.359 --> 01:22:15.460
heist. Ah, yeah. So he took that. Here's some

01:22:15.460 --> 01:22:18.680
interesting tweets. Giannis to Miami, LaMelo

01:22:18.680 --> 01:22:22.420
to Minnesota, Jha to Portland, Bron leaving LA,

01:22:22.699 --> 01:22:27.060
Kawhi to Toronto, Julius Randle in Purgatory

01:22:27.060 --> 01:22:29.100
in Brooklyn, and we're not even in July yet.

01:22:29.140 --> 01:22:31.800
All -time NBA offseason. That Knicks championship

01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:36.119
made the league go insane. Mm -hmm. And then

01:22:36.119 --> 01:22:40.300
also, first, here's the best thing that Kawhi

01:22:40.300 --> 01:22:43.199
Leonard ever said eight years ago. I'm a fun

01:22:43.199 --> 01:22:46.970
guy. Obviously, I love the game of basketball.

01:22:48.789 --> 01:22:51.510
I mean, there's just more questions you have

01:22:51.510 --> 01:22:54.949
to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself.

01:22:55.310 --> 01:22:59.390
I just can't give you a whole spiel. I don't

01:22:59.390 --> 01:23:03.699
even know where you're sitting at. Where you

01:23:03.699 --> 01:23:08.880
sitting, Natalie? Natalie. I'm going to do this

01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:13.439
all day. Natalie. All day. Natalie. All day.

01:23:22.060 --> 01:23:25.760
And then there's this headline. I have no respect

01:23:25.760 --> 01:23:29.640
for John Morant. It's nothing personal. He obviously,

01:23:29.859 --> 01:23:32.600
when he was like 12 years old, he was watching

01:23:32.600 --> 01:23:35.520
Derrick Rose ball out. And I thought he was going

01:23:35.520 --> 01:23:38.699
to be the Derrick Rose of Memphis. But this guy

01:23:38.699 --> 01:23:43.880
was drafted into the wrong city. Memphis has

01:23:43.880 --> 01:23:46.760
a lot of crime. He had to try to keep that rough

01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:49.399
interior up, even though he grew up in the suburbs.

01:23:50.579 --> 01:23:54.819
He's a real life Tariq from the show Power. And

01:23:54.819 --> 01:23:57.359
now that he's getting traded to Portland where

01:23:57.359 --> 01:24:00.600
he'll be hanging out with Damian Lillard, I think

01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:05.500
this is actually good for him. A trading John

01:24:05.500 --> 01:24:08.260
Morant to the Portland Trailblazers for Jeremy

01:24:08.260 --> 01:24:10.800
Grant and Chris Murray. Yeah, they want to get

01:24:10.800 --> 01:24:14.159
rid of him so quickly. And they're showing that

01:24:14.159 --> 01:24:16.300
thing where he put the hand over his face a few

01:24:16.300 --> 01:24:20.729
years ago. He's a brat. Damian Lillard and Ja

01:24:20.729 --> 01:24:23.430
Morant together, meaning Drew Holiday. Man, hopefully

01:24:23.430 --> 01:24:26.989
Damian can coach this moron. And Scoot Henderson

01:24:26.989 --> 01:24:29.729
to come off the bench unless they are to make

01:24:29.729 --> 01:24:32.750
another trade. And a name that has been rumored

01:24:32.750 --> 01:24:35.970
surrounding Portland is Jalen Brown. All right,

01:24:35.989 --> 01:24:39.010
so there's that. Ja Morant. I cannot stand when

01:24:39.010 --> 01:24:40.890
athletes have all the potential in the world

01:24:40.890 --> 01:24:42.930
and they don't live up to it. Wemby doesn't have

01:24:42.930 --> 01:24:44.949
any post moves. He doesn't do any defense in

01:24:44.949 --> 01:24:49.270
the paint. He lets people beat him up. I can't

01:24:49.270 --> 01:24:52.829
stand with all my heart how John Morant was making

01:24:52.829 --> 01:24:56.189
nine figures. He had the city on his back in

01:24:56.189 --> 01:24:59.689
2022, had a close series in the semi -conference

01:24:59.689 --> 01:25:01.890
finals against the Golden State Warriors, the

01:25:01.890 --> 01:25:04.489
team that ended up winning the championship.

01:25:05.250 --> 01:25:07.569
And then he just has to have it gone on Instagram

01:25:07.569 --> 01:25:11.430
Live. Yo, do you see how the people that you

01:25:11.430 --> 01:25:13.609
were surrounded with, all the fans of Memphis,

01:25:13.689 --> 01:25:15.630
I'm not saying they're all criminals, but do

01:25:15.630 --> 01:25:17.289
you notice how that city was full of criminals

01:25:17.289 --> 01:25:19.710
and all of them end up getting in trouble? Yo,

01:25:19.710 --> 01:25:23.109
yo, yo, yo, yo. Being a gangsta never works,

01:25:23.109 --> 01:25:27.090
dude. It ain't worth it, dawg. It ain't worth

01:25:27.090 --> 01:25:30.409
it. All right. There's this right here with LeBron.

01:25:30.649 --> 01:25:40.829
Yo! Happy Hot Topic! Well, we've got major news

01:25:40.829 --> 01:25:43.909
coming out of the NBA. Basketball superstar LeBron

01:25:43.909 --> 01:25:46.310
James will not be returning to the Los Angeles

01:25:46.310 --> 01:25:49.109
Lakers next season. All right, so there's that.

01:25:49.550 --> 01:25:53.689
In 2019, they missed the playoffs. In 2020, they

01:25:53.689 --> 01:25:55.550
got a bubble ring, which I'll get to in a second.

01:25:55.909 --> 01:26:00.039
2021, first round exit. 2022, missed the play

01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:02.739
-in. 2023, swept in the conference finals. 2024,

01:26:03.199 --> 01:26:06.279
first round exit. 2025, first round exit. 2026,

01:26:06.579 --> 01:26:10.180
swept in the second round. Oh, yeah. LeBron was

01:26:10.180 --> 01:26:16.399
tweeting out about the greatness of the time

01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:21.100
he was in L .A. And it makes you wonder, is he

01:26:21.100 --> 01:26:23.699
better than Kobe Bryant? Is he better than Shaq?

01:26:23.760 --> 01:26:26.000
Is he better than Elgin Baylor? Is he better

01:26:26.000 --> 01:26:30.289
than James Worthy? Is he better than Kareem Abdul

01:26:30.289 --> 01:26:36.050
-Jabbar? Top 10 Lakers of all time. This dude

01:26:36.050 --> 01:26:39.390
got a ring in the bubble. Is he better than George

01:26:39.390 --> 01:26:44.229
Mikan? Will Chamberlain? Jerry West? Magic Johnson?

01:26:45.710 --> 01:26:48.869
That right there. I would say LeBron's probably

01:26:48.869 --> 01:26:51.750
at best the 10th greatest Laker of all time.

01:26:51.850 --> 01:26:53.489
And there's other Lakers that had more heart

01:26:53.489 --> 01:26:58.729
than him. Being... Robert Horry and Derek Fisher.

01:26:58.949 --> 01:27:01.149
And you could even, I would even put Pau Casal

01:27:01.149 --> 01:27:06.300
over him. LeBron James, when it's all said and

01:27:06.300 --> 01:27:09.520
done, he failed in LA. Now, he didn't fail like

01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:11.260
he made money and he won a championship, but

01:27:11.260 --> 01:27:14.300
that championship, everybody was out of shape

01:27:14.300 --> 01:27:16.779
in the bubble. And I know technically it was

01:27:16.779 --> 01:27:18.380
a championship, but they didn't have a parade.

01:27:18.659 --> 01:27:21.199
And even Alex Caruso, when he won a championship

01:27:21.199 --> 01:27:24.300
in Oklahoma City, he said it was so much different

01:27:24.300 --> 01:27:26.779
when they won over there. So I never want to

01:27:26.779 --> 01:27:29.260
hear anyone go, oh, he was a champion in LA.

01:27:30.180 --> 01:27:35.079
Barely did. He was barely a champion. And I am

01:27:35.079 --> 01:27:38.319
a big Golden State Warriors fan because of Stephen

01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:40.340
Curry and because he's always been an underdog

01:27:40.340 --> 01:27:44.720
until recently. If he joins the Warriors, I will

01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:48.239
be so sad because LeBron cannot coexist long

01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:50.300
-term with people. Who would have thought it

01:27:50.300 --> 01:27:52.439
was going to work with him and Luka? I didn't.

01:27:53.159 --> 01:28:08.220
Yeah. about to go live. Tampa Bay News is the

01:28:08.220 --> 01:28:10.539
place we arrive. From the beach to the bay and

01:28:10.539 --> 01:28:12.779
the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter

01:28:12.779 --> 01:28:15.199
than the floor of the grooves. Tampa Bay News,

01:28:15.319 --> 01:28:18.300
we making it spin. All happy hour when the real

01:28:18.300 --> 01:28:21.260
begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.

01:28:21.319 --> 01:28:23.699
From safety to the world, we bringing the fix.

01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:26.739
We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We

01:28:26.739 --> 01:28:29.439
bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing

01:28:29.439 --> 01:28:32.000
the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the

01:28:32.000 --> 01:28:55.890
fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking Happy

01:28:55.890 --> 01:29:01.750
Hot Topic! Ah geez, what do we got right here?

01:29:01.970 --> 01:29:04.989
Detroit Lions have released cornerback Terryon

01:29:04.989 --> 01:29:09.270
Arnold. Loser! Stupid thug. Hours after he appeared

01:29:09.270 --> 01:29:15.010
in court. Ah, it sucks to hand it. Was it worth

01:29:15.010 --> 01:29:25.149
it? Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls

01:29:25.149 --> 01:29:38.199
stand tall. Ah, it is. Six. Wow. Yeah. Six mad,

01:29:38.300 --> 01:29:40.960
but he been in these mics. All in ten heights,

01:29:41.140 --> 01:29:43.560
now the cynic is tight. From the berms to the

01:29:43.560 --> 01:29:45.979
block, that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial,

01:29:46.060 --> 01:29:49.039
see his name on the lights. He got callers on

01:29:49.039 --> 01:29:51.300
the line, trying to break they news. From the

01:29:51.300 --> 01:29:53.460
side to the sticks, they relate to the views.

01:29:53.640 --> 01:29:56.779
Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn

01:29:56.779 --> 01:30:20.390
slick, then he fact check the attitude. Okay,

01:30:20.390 --> 01:30:22.489
Portillo's has been teasing they were going to

01:30:22.489 --> 01:30:25.270
unveil a new hot dog today, and now we know what

01:30:25.270 --> 01:30:29.979
it is. It's called the Chardonnara. dog they

01:30:29.979 --> 01:30:31.899
say they teamed up with vienna beef for the hot

01:30:31.899 --> 01:30:34.479
dog it's char grilled infused with chardonnara

01:30:34.479 --> 01:30:39.220
it's gonna give you your farts oh geez and then

01:30:39.220 --> 01:30:42.960
there's a sad headline a short message to you

01:30:42.960 --> 01:30:45.840
tonight after almost 17 years here at fox this

01:30:45.840 --> 01:30:48.819
will be my last newscast it's dawn has practiced

01:30:48.819 --> 01:30:52.819
hot pieces here i'm grateful to you our viewers

01:30:52.819 --> 01:30:56.310
for you oh thank you for looking raw It was a

01:30:56.310 --> 01:30:59.310
nice town. Trust your loyalty as I cover the

01:30:59.310 --> 01:31:02.149
news here in my native Chicago. All right. Good

01:31:02.149 --> 01:31:05.689
for you, honey. He's so freaking hot. I wonder

01:31:05.689 --> 01:31:08.569
what women think when they hear that. Probably

01:31:08.569 --> 01:31:12.630
not good. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with

01:31:12.630 --> 01:31:18.850
Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Oh, geez. Fresno

01:31:18.850 --> 01:31:31.989
news. Yeah. Yeah. 6ix9ine tower Fresno's loud

01:31:31.989 --> 01:31:34.569
and sour Mike in his grip got the world feelin'

01:31:34.569 --> 01:31:37.449
sour Hoppy on the block droppin' facts like boulders

01:31:37.449 --> 01:31:39.909
Words cut sharply, the city on his shoulders

01:31:39.909 --> 01:31:43.329
News so raw, unfiltered truth spray Fresno's

01:31:43.329 --> 01:31:46.050
postin' every word that he say No sugar coat,

01:31:46.149 --> 01:31:49.229
no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the booth, Fresno,

01:31:49.229 --> 01:31:52.350
here's it live Fresno, no, he don't hold back

01:31:52.350 --> 01:32:05.579
Spit so bold, keep the city on track An illegal

01:32:05.579 --> 01:32:08.859
cannabis delivery service is busted in Porterville.

01:32:09.100 --> 01:32:12.979
Oh, my God. Can the cops, can the pigs do anything

01:32:12.979 --> 01:32:15.579
else but bust up weed? You know there's worse

01:32:15.579 --> 01:32:18.520
things happening in front of them. Police served

01:32:18.520 --> 01:32:21.140
search warrants last week. They say an unlicensed

01:32:21.140 --> 01:32:23.479
cannabis delivery service was operating under

01:32:23.479 --> 01:32:26.010
the name September Select. That's an interesting

01:32:26.010 --> 01:32:29.529
name. I wonder if the cops ever hold on to the

01:32:29.529 --> 01:32:34.250
weed. Bunch of lizards. Cops always wonder why

01:32:34.250 --> 01:32:38.949
we don't like them. But it's stupid. Winston

01:32:38.949 --> 01:32:46.250
-Salem news time. Oh, geez. No. Winston -Salem

01:32:46.250 --> 01:32:55.670
news. Winston -Salem news. Tune in, baby, yeah

01:32:55.670 --> 01:32:59.750
From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spirulina

01:32:59.750 --> 01:33:02.409
breeze in my daily routine Got the draw when

01:33:02.409 --> 01:33:05.569
I roll through the line Slow with the words,

01:33:05.609 --> 01:33:07.810
but the thought still shines Rhyme hoppin' on

01:33:07.810 --> 01:33:11.569
the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play

01:33:11.569 --> 01:33:14.250
Say what he mean, let the truth come through

01:33:14.250 --> 01:33:18.170
If he hit the room, then he hit the room He don't

01:33:18.170 --> 01:33:25.239
bite his tongue, no If it's on his mind, you

01:33:25.239 --> 01:33:30.539
hear it loud Winston, sell them news Tell the

01:33:30.539 --> 01:33:36.159
truth Winston, sell them news Coming through,

01:33:36.300 --> 01:33:39.619
half an hour on the dial Let it loose Winston,

01:33:39.619 --> 01:33:45.420
sell them news That's the truth Winston, sell

01:33:45.420 --> 01:33:54.329
them news He in the tone, bring the whole story

01:33:54.329 --> 01:33:57.689
when he grab that phone Never tiptoe around what

01:33:57.689 --> 01:34:00.529
they gotta say If it's wrong, he gon' call it

01:34:00.529 --> 01:34:03.510
out that way I like that voice, I like that spine

01:34:03.510 --> 01:34:07.250
Real talk, ridin' every single line From the

01:34:07.250 --> 01:34:09.630
stop, with a stop, little brain Turn the radio

01:34:09.630 --> 01:34:13.029
up, let the truth move in He don't bite his tongue,

01:34:13.270 --> 01:34:24.460
no, he let it fly If it's on his mind Tell it,

01:34:24.500 --> 01:34:27.380
tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true

01:34:27.380 --> 01:34:30.899
Listen, sell them news Coming through, hop it,

01:34:30.920 --> 01:34:34.119
I will only die Let it loose Listen, sell them

01:34:34.119 --> 01:34:40.060
news That's the truth Listen, sell them news

01:34:40.060 --> 01:34:48.739
That's the truth One take, no fear Say it plain,

01:34:48.979 --> 01:34:53.609
say it clear Tampa Bay to the Carolinas You know

01:34:53.609 --> 01:34:58.189
the man behind the line. All right now. Happy

01:34:58.189 --> 01:35:02.739
Hot Topic. Hot Topic. Thomas Fullman is in jail

01:35:02.739 --> 01:35:04.859
this morning after being arrested in a church

01:35:04.859 --> 01:35:08.159
parking lot. On Sunday, High Point Police responded

01:35:08.159 --> 01:35:13.560
to Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church on

01:35:13.560 --> 01:35:16.520
Chestnut Street. William Milliken III was arrested.

01:35:16.739 --> 01:35:19.319
Fox 8's Justin Lundy explains what police found

01:35:19.319 --> 01:35:22.460
inside his truck. Usually when the cops are here,

01:35:22.479 --> 01:35:24.079
the lights aren't on, but this time there was

01:35:24.079 --> 01:35:25.819
cops' lights on, and when I walked outside, I

01:35:25.819 --> 01:35:27.840
noticed there was three or four cop cars out

01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:29.159
with their lights on, so I knew something had

01:35:29.159 --> 01:35:31.250
to be going on. Something was indeed happening

01:35:31.250 --> 01:35:33.670
Sunday morning just a few feet away from Troy

01:35:33.670 --> 01:35:35.829
Lee Barber's home in the parking lot of Wesley

01:35:35.829 --> 01:35:38.149
Memorial Methodist Church on Chestnut Drive and

01:35:38.149 --> 01:35:40.189
High Point. It probably went on for a good 30,

01:35:40.289 --> 01:35:44.149
40 minutes with all the police cars there. Church

01:35:44.149 --> 01:35:45.869
was still going on. They kept church moving.

01:35:46.069 --> 01:35:47.489
Like I said, they just moved all the parking.

01:35:47.810 --> 01:35:50.729
All right, so that was riveting stuff. A time

01:35:50.729 --> 01:36:06.670
for a Cleveland news. Mm -hmm. Static crackle,

01:36:06.670 --> 01:36:09.470
mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline,

01:36:09.550 --> 01:36:12.270
foggy, steel mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga,

01:36:12.350 --> 01:36:14.869
hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves, carry

01:36:14.869 --> 01:36:17.310
tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,

01:36:17.510 --> 01:36:20.310
potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes

01:36:20.310 --> 01:36:22.670
to cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle,

01:36:22.890 --> 01:36:25.430
corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest,

01:36:25.810 --> 01:36:29.000
but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news Where

01:36:29.000 --> 01:36:32.119
the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

01:36:32.239 --> 01:36:36.180
every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no draw Copy

01:36:36.180 --> 01:36:39.340
on the mic, spittin' facts, no law Back alleys

01:36:39.340 --> 01:36:42.220
whisper, still grit in the air Copy pullin' cards,

01:36:42.380 --> 01:36:45.159
city troops lay bare Bar sharper than the skyline,

01:36:45.220 --> 01:36:47.659
no time to spare Opinions heavy as the lake,

01:36:47.739 --> 01:36:51.380
but he don't care Radio days static, hum in the

01:36:51.380 --> 01:36:53.819
booth Voice boomin' through the speakers, hittin'

01:36:53.819 --> 01:36:56.800
with the truth Tower city shadows, echoin' the

01:36:56.800 --> 01:36:59.680
youth Cut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof.

01:36:59.859 --> 01:37:02.779
Hoppy blends, no rose tint. Just grind every

01:37:02.779 --> 01:37:05.560
segment, a slice of Cleveland's wine. From the

01:37:05.560 --> 01:37:08.640
flats to the high stories. Combined, unfiltered,

01:37:08.640 --> 01:37:16.399
unbothered, done, refined. Oh, what a man. Oh,

01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:27.810
what a man. Kroger is buying the regional grocery

01:37:27.810 --> 01:37:30.449
chain Giant Eagle for more than $1 .5 billion.

01:37:30.850 --> 01:37:33.630
This is not good. I don't like when these corporations

01:37:33.630 --> 01:37:36.289
buy the stores that are less expensive. It's

01:37:36.289 --> 01:37:40.090
bad. Especially for a hardworking city like Cleveland.

01:37:40.409 --> 01:37:43.050
The deal includes nearly 200 supermarkets and

01:37:43.050 --> 01:37:45.729
11 pharmacies across five states. States. That's

01:37:45.729 --> 01:37:48.390
bad news and unders this. Could the King be coming

01:37:48.390 --> 01:37:51.829
home again? According to ESPN, LeBron James told

01:37:51.829 --> 01:37:53.890
the Lakers he will not be returning to the team

01:37:53.890 --> 01:37:56.409
next season. Man, poor Cleveland. You guys are

01:37:56.409 --> 01:37:58.409
a bunch of cucks. LeBron's left you like nine

01:37:58.409 --> 01:38:01.630
times and you want him back. Just like LeBron's

01:38:01.630 --> 01:38:05.550
alleged side chicks. Cleveland's a side chick

01:38:05.550 --> 01:38:44.350
of a city. They used to harbor it here. We think

01:38:44.350 --> 01:38:46.989
this is art. It could be worse, though. At least

01:38:46.989 --> 01:38:51.750
we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit. You know,

01:38:52.810 --> 01:38:54.489
it keeps people from looking at their own lives

01:38:54.489 --> 01:38:56.449
and realizing how bad the facts they got, you

01:38:56.449 --> 01:39:02.289
know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint

01:39:02.289 --> 01:39:05.390
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

01:39:05.390 --> 01:39:18.210
realize, I live in Cleveland. And then he's looking

01:39:18.210 --> 01:39:19.789
around at your tiny little house that you can't

01:39:19.789 --> 01:39:21.409
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

01:39:21.409 --> 01:39:23.909
horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes

01:39:23.909 --> 01:39:25.409
by the time they're eight because they live on

01:39:25.409 --> 01:39:29.270
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your

01:39:29.270 --> 01:39:31.689
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

01:39:31.689 --> 01:39:33.510
you with her front butt spilling out over the

01:39:33.510 --> 01:39:36.590
top of her ass and she's like, I'm going to go

01:39:36.590 --> 01:39:38.550
shoot myself and my pregnant small girl daughter,

01:39:38.689 --> 01:39:53.000
right? You think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I

01:39:53.000 --> 01:39:54.960
never heard anybody say I'm going to Cleveland

01:39:54.960 --> 01:39:59.260
on vacation. What's so cool about Cleveland?

01:40:01.060 --> 01:40:28.279
Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Like on the

01:40:28.279 --> 01:40:32.720
outside, whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch

01:40:32.720 --> 01:40:36.420
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:40:36.420 --> 01:40:39.939
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:40:39.939 --> 01:40:42.939
Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are

01:40:42.939 --> 01:40:46.260
different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.

01:40:46.760 --> 01:40:50.859
That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm

01:40:50.859 --> 01:40:52.579
one of those guys who can't wait to get to work

01:40:52.579 --> 01:40:58.310
in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh

01:40:58.310 --> 01:41:29.229
yeah! Yeah! Oh! Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9

01:41:29.229 --> 01:41:32.850
,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine

01:41:32.850 --> 01:41:36.390
$1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino,

01:41:36.390 --> 01:41:39.569
send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna

01:41:39.569 --> 01:41:42.409
be asleep, so get him up here. I had, like, half

01:41:42.409 --> 01:41:45.789
a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole

01:41:45.789 --> 01:41:49.409
f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is

01:41:49.409 --> 01:42:09.880
coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs in four scientific

01:42:09.880 --> 01:42:14.539
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

01:42:14.539 --> 01:42:18.279
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

01:42:18.640 --> 01:42:23.819
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

01:42:26.319 --> 01:42:32.720
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:42:32.720 --> 01:42:35.069
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

01:42:35.289 --> 01:42:38.069
No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker of Gals

01:42:38.069 --> 01:42:40.090
Gone Wild, comes a little something for the ladies.

01:42:40.550 --> 01:42:45.850
Sack Flashers! Awesome! All right! It takes balls

01:42:45.850 --> 01:42:47.689
to do what they're doing, but these boys have

01:42:47.689 --> 01:42:50.149
got them and more. They're Sack Flashers! We

01:42:50.149 --> 01:42:55.550
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rate is a sailing five. You'd be nuts to pass

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up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at

01:43:11.739 --> 01:43:14.579
church or internet night or something. Ooh, what's

01:43:14.579 --> 01:43:17.239
that sign? Where they put them firecrackers up

01:43:17.239 --> 01:43:19.960
your buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not

01:43:19.960 --> 01:43:22.520
that specific sign. But why? That's how I met

01:43:22.520 --> 01:43:25.800
your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him, the

01:43:25.800 --> 01:43:27.939
good butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not,

01:43:28.020 --> 01:43:30.380
no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's

01:43:30.380 --> 01:43:33.000
name in the house again. I don't think you said

01:43:33.000 --> 01:43:35.520
his name. Someone That's where they're too busy

01:43:35.520 --> 01:43:38.760
banging to exchange business cards. Don't you

01:43:38.760 --> 01:43:41.159
go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff

01:43:41.159 --> 01:43:42.899
says you race from down hell down to the library.

01:43:43.140 --> 01:43:46.500
Yeah, you know I do. You go strong, you don't

01:43:46.500 --> 01:43:54.800
go at all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that

01:43:54.800 --> 01:43:57.720
some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite

01:43:57.720 --> 01:44:01.119
my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:44:01.119 --> 01:45:10.439
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. As a reminder,

01:45:10.699 --> 01:45:12.739
if you don't feel like listening to this next

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song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

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Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

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around, folks. We'll see you next time. Everywhere

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we go Guaranteed to build a spot Messages to

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them haters Climbers say them gators Bullets

01:46:08.279 --> 01:46:10.899
gon' blaze you Nothing is gonna save you Bets

01:46:10.899 --> 01:46:14.460
on the street Bets on the beat If you wanna bounce

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Best bet report to me My city shot time Where

01:46:17.920 --> 01:46:20.739
I pull it down Ain't no limit Droppin' beats

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bout a pound My balls out a lot Cause you know

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I call the shots Stackin' paper like them bacon

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sodas in the pot We got the rimmin' We got the

01:46:29.699 --> 01:47:05.699
drone We got the Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Hey! I've been drivin', I'm just parkin', I'm

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pippin' Slide off in the club, feelin' madness

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in the 50s So fresh, so clean, love smacking

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at my lip And what it is, what it do, what it

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do Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose

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Your body shootin' with some Grey Goose And P

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.I .P., I'm puttin' my hands on you We got the

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remix, we got the flow We got them kids, we gettin'

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down on the floor We be good, we be good, we

01:47:32.869 --> 01:47:48.909
be good Let me see you get loose Don't put no

01:47:48.909 --> 01:47:52.909
chasers in my drink I want two hot liggas poundin'

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Smoke, jang, smoke, jang Smoke, jang, smoke,

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jang All on the earth, I don't need curse Beach

01:48:02.550 --> 01:48:05.630
house blur, nothin' in my cup Shit, it's all

01:48:05.630 --> 01:48:08.270
good Now I'm high, and the motherfucker makin'

01:48:08.270 --> 01:48:11.270
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

01:48:11.270 --> 01:48:14.529
skin Two at a time, now I'm winnin', can't win

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Patronix, Grey Goose, Agareya, Seagram's Gin

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Stay together in my glass like they all best

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friends I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, walkin'

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from the day to the dark People all for square,

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but my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all

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People with autism are often treated like they

01:52:04.909 --> 01:52:08.109
are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this is

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Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known me

01:52:10.770 --> 01:52:13.810
as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when

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I started school. Come to find out at age 12...

01:52:17.239 --> 01:52:19.920
The doctors decided I was autistic. Now at the

01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:22.520
age of 48, I have completed an associate's degree

01:52:22.520 --> 01:52:25.159
in radio broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

01:52:25.159 --> 01:52:28.319
Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

01:52:28.319 --> 01:52:31.079
am different. People of autism have no needs

01:52:31.079 --> 01:52:35.039
no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

01:52:35.039 --> 01:52:37.979
learn to gain education and join the workforce.

01:52:38.199 --> 01:52:42.340
I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

01:52:42.340 --> 01:52:45.420
when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

01:52:45.420 --> 01:52:50.310
sorry for them. Work with them. Autism isn't

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a disease, it's a condition. To find out more

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about autism, please visit autismspeaks .org.

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Autism Speaks, it's time to listen. Sagittarius,

01:53:16.529 --> 01:53:27.239
birthday November 27th. Blow the candles out.

01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:31.579
Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius

01:53:31.579 --> 01:53:34.439
birthday November 27th. You'll like that until

01:53:34.439 --> 01:53:37.079
I end up in one of heaven. They be thinking they

01:53:37.079 --> 01:53:38.619
be claiming the fortune with the bullshit they

01:53:38.619 --> 01:53:41.409
handing out. So let's just make a wish and. Blow

01:53:41.409 --> 01:53:43.470
the candles out. Blow the all -white phantom

01:53:43.470 --> 01:53:45.170
out. I'ma kill them with the pants and the shirt

01:53:45.170 --> 01:53:46.470
and the shoes and the hat with the shades and

01:53:46.470 --> 01:53:47.869
the chain and the watch is the reason I be standing

01:53:47.869 --> 01:53:49.850
now. That's where ice will spin that cake while

01:53:49.850 --> 01:53:51.750
I take the icing off the cake. Uh -huh. It's

01:53:51.750 --> 01:53:53.609
Kusta B. Day, y 'all. Come on, everybody. We're

01:53:53.609 --> 01:53:56.750
gonna celebrate. We're gonna celebrate. We're

01:53:56.750 --> 01:54:36.430
gonna celebrate. We're gonna celebrate. When

01:54:36.430 --> 01:55:10.079
I get done, she gon' bring me my cheddar Got

01:55:10.079 --> 01:55:12.260
this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps.

01:55:12.520 --> 01:55:15.380
Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching the blouse.

01:55:15.579 --> 01:55:18.199
Chain matching the rag. Yeah, I'm doing my thing.

01:55:18.520 --> 01:55:21.359
Got, got so many haters. Why is so many hating?

01:55:21.619 --> 01:55:23.880
Sick like a mental patient. I floss like a dentist

01:55:23.880 --> 01:55:26.239
patient. This shit testing my patience. This

01:55:26.239 --> 01:55:28.500
shit working my nerves. I'm getting spinning.

01:55:28.539 --> 01:55:30.279
I'm on it like the church in the church. Laying

01:55:30.279 --> 01:55:32.920
on gay skin. Blowing trish in the wind. Just

01:55:32.920 --> 01:55:38.020
like. Yeah. Wapping those tags. These diesels

01:55:38.020 --> 01:55:40.500
busting the tag. I'm on it. When I'm flowin'

01:55:40.500 --> 01:55:43.220
hard to get a gon' man top Mottos all around

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me so I'm bottin' up the bomb I'm a hood star

01:55:46.279 --> 01:55:48.600
and I'm partin' like a rock star Yeah, I'm better

01:55:48.600 --> 01:55:51.399
on lean, got my pick for game meanin' You can't

01:55:51.399 --> 01:55:53.840
upgrade me, mommy, I'm the cross -breed teen

01:55:53.840 --> 01:55:56.739
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:55:56.739 --> 01:55:59.939
it like, I do it like I do it like my birthday

01:55:59.939 --> 01:56:04.340
I do it like my birthday I do it like my birthday

01:56:04.340 --> 01:56:08.720
I do it like my birthday That's what we say around

01:56:08.720 --> 01:56:32.649
here I do it like my birthday, I do it like it

01:56:32.649 --> 01:56:35.890
hurts My timmy's bad just to do it in the worst

01:56:35.890 --> 01:56:40.710
way first place, catch me on the dance floor

01:56:40.710 --> 01:56:44.029
throwing up my birthplace, I'm an animal, I woke

01:56:44.029 --> 01:56:46.670
up on a Monday, and subsequently I ain't gonna

01:56:46.670 --> 01:56:49.489
sleep till it was Thursday, get some shot of

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Patron and blow a birthday, get a wood of gin,

01:56:52.369 --> 01:56:55.949
take a home on Thursday, hurricane, mama you

01:56:55.949 --> 01:56:58.289
can have it your way, or I can bring another

01:56:58.289 --> 01:57:00.789
bitch and y 'all can do it her way, this is a

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hotel room, do not disturb me, that's how I'ma

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your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and Ink.

01:58:33.649 --> 01:58:36.609
I may look normal, but the truth is I have a

01:58:36.609 --> 01:58:39.670
condition known as autism. That's right. It's

01:58:39.670 --> 01:58:42.989
a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can

01:58:42.989 --> 01:58:46.149
strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People

01:58:46.149 --> 01:58:48.430
with autism normally have difficulties in verbal

01:58:48.430 --> 01:58:50.270
and nonverbal communication. communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

01:58:53.310 --> 01:58:56.130
In the recent study, people with autism are less

01:58:56.130 --> 01:58:58.829
likely to have a job and more likely to become

01:58:58.829 --> 01:59:02.109
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

01:59:02.109 --> 01:59:05.409
and family, having a college education. I have

01:59:05.409 --> 01:59:07.890
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:59:07.890 --> 01:59:10.229
an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:59:10.229 --> 01:59:12.210
remember that people with autism want the same

01:59:12.210 --> 01:59:15.069
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

01:59:15.069 --> 01:59:23.560
find out more about autism, And I appreciate

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your kindness. I'm praying on the day to bring

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joy to my city. Niggas out here broke, got the

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nerve to be picky. Get my message read, cause

01:59:50.720 --> 01:59:52.359
I hate to see them shitty. We're back to selling

01:59:52.359 --> 01:59:54.260
dope just to make a pretty penny. Keeping it

01:59:54.260 --> 01:59:56.300
100, but niggas think keep it 50. Chicago before

01:59:56.300 --> 01:59:58.279
day, everybody acting like we 50. I told my bitch,

01:59:58.300 --> 01:59:59.619
I'm fucking with the greatest and you see me.

01:59:59.680 --> 02:00:01.260
The realest of the realest and the realest of

02:00:01.260 --> 02:00:03.000
my city. Seven -year -old babies getting killed

02:00:03.000 --> 02:00:05.100
for no reason. Niggas cranking cars, zeroing

02:00:05.100 --> 02:00:06.899
all they people. Real niggas get blessed and

02:00:06.899 --> 02:00:08.760
share with they niggas. Real niggas fuck bitches,

02:00:08.819 --> 02:00:10.560
care to they niggas. Benny's host for everybody,

02:00:10.800 --> 02:00:12.560
breaking down and swishing. Put the loud end

02:00:12.560 --> 02:00:14.579
right around to some music. Only take a break,

02:00:14.619 --> 02:00:39.600
cause I got it. You know more I'm a master plan

02:00:39.600 --> 02:00:42.300
gonna put an actual take a stand. I'm in the

02:00:42.300 --> 02:00:44.300
murder capital and he the man. I'm in my own

02:00:44.300 --> 02:00:46.399
lane trying to see where I fit in. Take a chance

02:00:46.399 --> 02:00:48.140
when a man's gonna catch a band. So we out here

02:00:48.140 --> 02:00:50.039
every day trying to chase these bands. Making

02:00:50.039 --> 02:00:51.819
all this money you would never understand. So

02:00:51.819 --> 02:00:53.840
go ahead and judge me I still get to it. Them

02:00:53.840 --> 02:00:55.220
niggas said he winning but I know they really

02:00:55.220 --> 02:00:57.380
losing. 12 months later still riding in that

02:00:57.380 --> 02:00:59.300
Buick. Hit up that slow grind and I'ma be fair

02:00:59.300 --> 02:01:01.140
paid. Coming like I'm great cause I know these

02:01:01.140 --> 02:01:02.979
niggas hate. Looking in the mirror only nigga

02:01:02.979 --> 02:02:32.550
don't see. Bitch I mean it All them face shots

02:02:32.550 --> 02:02:35.289
need dental to identify Louis Tony, ETC, bitch,

02:02:35.289 --> 02:02:37.630
I been that guy Say hi, E .T., I live in the

02:02:37.630 --> 02:02:39.529
sky Your bitch on me sexy, try and give my dick

02:02:39.529 --> 02:02:41.590
a try Taking trips with my roadies and my wrists

02:02:41.590 --> 02:02:43.829
on roller You don't talk to the police, no talk,

02:02:43.890 --> 02:02:45.789
no talk Out west at the fee -fee and they punt

02:02:45.789 --> 02:02:48.250
everything I don't short it, don't short it Made

02:02:48.250 --> 02:02:51.130
man, made D, touch me and you die, no worries

02:02:51.130 --> 02:02:53.630
Latin -ass niggas always tell their stories Bitches

02:02:53.630 --> 02:02:55.390
wanna kick it, tryna be another story Know a

02:02:55.390 --> 02:02:56.989
couple broke bitches that ain't been no more

02:02:56.989 --> 02:02:58.750
Know a couple real niggas that can be a stage

02:02:58.750 --> 02:03:02.060
glory That jewelry, I be smokin' every round

02:03:02.060 --> 02:03:03.779
for it Need another water, so please let me in

02:03:03.779 --> 02:03:05.399
the club Cause you know I take it well, I don't

02:03:05.399 --> 02:03:07.079
care what we have Makers ask if they will ever

02:03:07.079 --> 02:03:09.119
get up on the white saddle Smokin' like a cigarillo,

02:03:09.199 --> 02:03:11.140
you can catch us in traffic We're heavy metal,

02:03:11.260 --> 02:03:39.029
ever, ever travel Pop out Don't you hate when

02:03:39.029 --> 02:03:40.850
a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already normal,

02:03:40.869 --> 02:03:42.609
most niggas snake Better smile in your face,

02:03:42.649 --> 02:03:44.250
lie to your to your face Still ain't really shit

02:03:44.250 --> 02:03:45.989
to them, cause they do it that day Haters that

02:03:45.989 --> 02:03:48.270
be coming in all sizes and shapes Disguised in

02:03:48.270 --> 02:03:50.329
they face, fake tryna embrace But I ain't with

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that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my nigga,

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I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though, hate

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is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real nigga,

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then I know you can relate I'm peeking in the

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mirror, only niggas that relate So I'm coming

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in great, cause I know these niggas hate I'm

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coming like I'm great, cause I know these niggas

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hate Lookin' in the mirror only to get a relay,

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relay, relay, relay. Lookin' in the mirror only

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to get a relay, relay, relay, relay. Take a time,

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clock's a joker, playin' cool, great. Coffee's

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out, we're almost done, feels like robbery in

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banks. Tryin' to hop me on the mic, droppin'

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wisdom through streams. Syndicated sorrow, now

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it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour,

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it's comin' to a close. Radio hits, made it like

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a Wilson pose. Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in

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the air. But we'll keep the rhythm, oh that's

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just so unfair. All my fuzz and fuzz, the laughter's

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growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers

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without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street.

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But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

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the heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close.

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Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laugh

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forever. No one lies, buzzin', but the laughter's

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rollin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy like fingers

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without rings Gaining checks to FM, shoutouts

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hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is

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comin' too close Radio waves fadein' like a wiltin'

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rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air both

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deep Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to

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face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

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held the mic With humor so divine The void left

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in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

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speakers, silent thighs But coming to an end

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Like a rollercoaster stopping While the rivers

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bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind

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Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't

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rewind So the Hoppy hour is over Oh yeah, laughter

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and joy, dissolving in the air RyanHockeyRadio

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.com I like that. He's gone. He probably had

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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and

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we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

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our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

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America. Door is closing.