Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.3.26)

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Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I have called out the Tampa Bay media

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for barely talking about the Wander Franco case.

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The Tampa Bay media wants to kiss the ass of

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the race in Wander Franco. They don't want to

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lose their press pass. I mean, think about it.

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If you had a player that played for the Philadelphia,

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I don't know, not Flyers, Philadelphia Phillies

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or the Chicago Cubs, that was a pedophile. Oh,

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it would be national news. But Tampa Bay always

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does this where they protect the rich and elite.

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And Wander Franco pretty much got away with being

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a pedophile. And I could not believe this when

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I saw it. Adrian Beltre, former L .E. Superstar,

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They said, um, Wander Franco deserves another

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chance. Oh, I'm glad we're endorsing people that

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had sex with 13 -year -olds. Jesus Christ. Obviously,

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all the players from the DR are like a fraternity,

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you know? Like, you guys, there's a bunch of

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crepes. You know what I'm saying? So, Pedro Martinez

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basically said the other day that, uh, What do

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you think Let the guy talk. What the fuck are

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the paparazzi doing? They're at the airport with

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Andre Bellatrix, one of the best people to ever

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swing a baseball bat. Mm -hmm. And you've talked

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for 33 seconds. And it's only a minute and a

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half. And what do you think the MLB will do in

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the end? It's a sensitive situation, but I think,

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I believe that somebody still has a chance. Yeah,

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whatever. Bang a 13 -year -old. Whatever. I mean,

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he was not guilty, right? So... Why? What does

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he earn? What does he deserve it for? He got

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away with being a pedophile. Oh, he got probation.

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He got pretty much criminally proven, but given

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no jail time. Why? Because he's wandering free.

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Screw you. You don't want to screw a 13 -year

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-old. You're a loser. Do you think the MLB, you

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know, Because of, like you said, the sensitivity

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of the subject, and maybe he wasn't convicted,

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but like, you know, he was found kind of liable

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for the situation. Yeah, we all know he did it.

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The mob was pimping out his daughter. The whole

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thing's terrible. Do you think that, you know...

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He is like, can we just get through this TSA

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line? This dude is just cocking. The powers that

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be at the MLB will see it the same way. I don't

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know. He's just like, I want to just get on the

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fucking airplane. Whatever, dude. That paparazzi

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is terrible. Let me talk the whole time. It's

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like listening to a Bubba the Love Sponge interview.

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I got this. You just got to share. But I'm going

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to talk the whole time because I want to be bigger

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than the guests. Shut up. What are you doing?

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I saw this headline here and this was really

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fascinating to me. Growing up, we always used

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to listen to bangers and all that. I was getting

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some hate. I mean, everybody listened to rap

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music in sixth grade. So, have you been listening

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to Suck It or Not by Cameron? Probably not. But

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we did. And there is a Florida principal who's

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very cute. She's got the cougar eyes. Who has

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been put on leave after a Fetty Wap lyric from

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Crap Queen appeared in the yearbook and was credited

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to her. And Nicole was everybody hating. We just

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called them fans, though. Literally the cleanest

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Fetty Wap song ever. And she's been put on paid

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administrative leave, which pretty much means

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they just want to sweep it under the rug. Some

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dirty, rotten hang of a mom was offended by it.

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But honestly, it's not like saying, oh, I'm in

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her house. It's just that. That being everybody

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hating, we just call them fans though. They are.

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You literally manifested it, unfortunately. Have

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we become that sensitive as a society? That we're

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going to prosecute people for talking about haters?

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We're all bunch of sensitive losers. We're all

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going to die. What's going to happen is we're

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going to end where either we become dust that

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sits in a little vase for a little bit. And then

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the vase breaks at your grandma's house. And

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then you're a bunch of dust on the ground. Or

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we'll be in the ground where maggots are eating

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our bodies. And our family pays a lot of money

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to put us in the ground. Okay? What I'm saying

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to you is we're going to die. A teacher misses

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Connell, this hot -ass woman. Even though she's

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married. Her making a quote about everybody hating.

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We just call them Fanzo in the yearbook. It's

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the least of our problems. Was there a school

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shooting today? No. She's not banging the students.

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What do you want? Jesus Christ. Hit me up. I

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don't get it. Freaking easily offended. We're

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not going to live forever. I had a lot of trauma

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in my life. So I have to sensitize to it. So

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I might make a few listeners uncomfortable. You.

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Listen to me right now. Unless you're AI reading

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my transcript. You're going to die. And you're

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not going to exist. And if you believe in the

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beautiful fiction known as the Bible, then I

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guess you're going to live forever and ever.

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So that's how it goes. When you die right now,

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I just died. And now I'm in this beautiful afterlife.

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And I'm hanging out with my dad and my uncle,

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Abraham Lincoln and Corey Bryant. They're all

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in the clouds. They're not. You just believe

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in it because you need something to believe in.

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This life's very hard. And maybe if we all weren't

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so uptight, we wouldn't get mad over yearbook

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quotes about hairs. Jesus Christ, what are we

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doing here? What are we doing? I saw this headline

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here. I love when douchebags who are known to

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take it out on other people use God as their

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little frickin' grift. Rich Paul says that LeBron

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lost in 2011 to the Dallas Mavericks The first

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year of the Miami Heat. Because of God. Not because

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LeBron passed up the ball and Chris Bosh couldn't

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hit a clutch shot. And J .J. Barea beat up LeBron

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in the paint. And that Jason Kidd really wanted

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a ring. And Sean Manning and Derrick Nwetski

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were legendary. No, no, no. It's because of God.

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Shut up. They're playing. Come on. But I remember

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when they lost in 2011. We went to the Bahamas.

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And we were at the way... and LeBron and I were

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talking. We were just talking about how they

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lost, so on and so forth. I've had a very hard

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adult life, I've noticed. And we were sitting

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there talking, and I was just explaining to both

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of them, I'm like, I don't know why we even have

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this conversation. You actually thought that

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God was going to allow you to win? Oh, my God.

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Out of all things happening, And, you know, the

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horrible things that go around and around the

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world. Oh, yeah, God totally cares about the

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2011 Miami Heat. In that space that you were.

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Shut up. Pretending to be the villain. You guys

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aren't villains. You guys are. You guys are.

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They're not villains, but they're not good guys.

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Because they totally never shit on their wives.

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They're angels. They don't have any snobodies.

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Great, great people. I know both of you. Heart's

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biggest goal. I know both of you. Totally. That's

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why they don't tip. And I was like, he's not

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going to do that. I hear you. He's not going

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to do that. He's not real, dude. It's okay to

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believe in God if you go to church or whatever.

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But if you're using that as a crutch to, you

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know, I don't know, be like, blah, blah, blah,

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blah. It's just stupid. You come off ignorant.

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It's moronic. There's no point to it. Today is

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hump day. And I hope all the guys out there get

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their rocks off. And the girls too. Or whatever

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gender you are. There's so many of them now.

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It's hard to keep track, but whatever gender

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you are, unless you're asexual, but whatever

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gender you are, I hope you get your rocks off

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today. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan

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Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs,

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your morning show prep begins now. Wow. Rude.

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Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. door is closing

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hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening

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to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with

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ryan hoppy yes now no no no if i hit this button

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boom the whole program's gonna start okay we'll

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hit it all right The semen was so big. And now

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for something completely different. Hoppy Hour

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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This

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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour.

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I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. 856 -49 -HOPPE. That's

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856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppeRadio.

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Always email me, RyanHoppeRadio at gmail .com.

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This show is for the hard -working average Joe

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and Jane that grind in life. Do you need some

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entertainment to get you through life? That's

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what I aspire for. All right. It is June. Which

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means it's Pride Month. I want to discuss it.

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But let's see what banger I just made on Suno.

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I typed in gay pride hyper music. Oh, yeah. The

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people out there that are so triggered over pride.

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If it bothers you, you're probably in the closet,

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surely. What a man and a woman, or that would

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not be a man and a woman. What a man and a man

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or a woman and a woman do is a nuttier business.

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As long as they're not hurting anybody. As long

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as they're not, you know, bothering people. Who

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cares? Oh, my God. The road was painted in rainbow.

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Okay, it looks cool. What is your problem? To

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me, when I went to church growing up, I thought

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it was all about love. Love thy neighbor. But

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I'm wondering why people get so hateful. I really

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believe a lot of times when you see the most

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hateful people out there that are in the closet,

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those are the ones that get caught. All the people

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that run gay conversion camps. They're trying

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to convert themselves. So to all my LGBTQ, ABCD,

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EFG, I'm just kidding. There's always a new letter.

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But to everybody in the Pride community, I'm

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a very proud ally. I got your back. I don't want

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you from behind, you know, on my back. But I

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got your back. And I don't think you want me.

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So it's a fair trade. But happy Pride Month.

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And if you're offended by it, get over it. I'm

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going to go to Pride Fest this summer. It's a

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fun time. I like when the girls are making out.

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I don't mind when dudes make out, but when girls

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make out? Yeah! Happy Pride, or no, it should

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be Happy Pride Month. 8 -5 -6. 40, not happy.

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Adam22 says, only fans are ever new. is down

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30 % since Instagram, you know, has made it harder

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to promote OnlyFans. Here's everyone's favorite,

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be it. He always says that. Be it. Be it. You

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think that's annoying. Imagine him saying, be

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it. This is Plies reacting to the leaked Diddy

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video. I watched it last night. It was on Twitter.

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It was a creepy video. The room was lit all red.

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I could barely see anything. Terrible tape. It

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made Kim Kardashian's sex tape look like the

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greatest. I mean, it was terrible. And it was

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50 Cent's Baby Mama. And that poor kid. is in

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school so you know people are gonna be talking

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about his mom i don't even want to say getting

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plowed nothing happened in the tape i was like

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maybe i could use this for research purposes

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no there's no research there all right here's

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plies talking about freakiness a bitch that showed

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me the video bro bro Yeah. Bitch, I pray to God

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I don't ever get that freaking bitch. Mmm, bitch.

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Yo, he says bitch. Bitch just sold me the video,

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I guess. He's always giggling. Mmm. Unless you're

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at Ruth Chris Steakhouse and you're not allowed

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to look at him in the eyes because he's plies.

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Shut up. Just a video leak. It's on yesterday.

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It's on. It's on. Bitch just showed me the video,

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bro. Bro, it ain't no motherfucking way. It ain't

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no way. What is he saying? He's just rambling.

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You get naked? You see another nigga put horse

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in your motherfucking bed? I'm getting uncomfortable

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now. Bro, it ain't no motherfucking way. What

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is? It ain't no motherfucking way. You get naked,

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bitch. Go sit in the corner. And watch a bitch

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that you fuck with. Tell another nigga how much

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she love. Oh, yeah. So you know Diddy ain't bringing

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it, I guess. Diddy, Diddy. There you go. Listen,

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14 years ago, I graduated high school. My aunt

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texted me. My aunt's so adorable. She has like

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a little book of all the memories. And every

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year she lets me know. Man, I barely graduated

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high school. I got all C's in days. But I will

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tell you, I think I'm smarter than Plies. Now,

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he might be more talented as, like, you know,

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a performer. But the dude says, B, B, what are

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you doing, man? Oh, yeah. You know how when DJ

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Vlad interviews somebody, there's always like

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18 parts of it. Here's another clip of Lena the

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Plug talking about Adam 22. If they were to end

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up in a monogamous relationship, they have a

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lot of threesomes. And I feel like there's two

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different types of threesomes. And no, I'm not

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talking about guy or girl, girl. No, no, no,

00:18:57.339 --> 00:19:01.519
no. Not logistically. Just have a three summit.

00:19:01.740 --> 00:19:04.079
Oh, it's your birthday. We're going to celebrate

00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:09.039
you. Mm -hmm. Or, oh, you went to Pride Fest

00:19:09.039 --> 00:19:14.599
and I got a bisexual girlfriend. Mm. That happened

00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:18.039
to me. It was a girl that really wanted to bang

00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:25.380
my ex. Mm -hmm. Her name was Jade. And her boobs

00:19:25.380 --> 00:19:28.140
were always popping out. She was like a walking

00:19:28.140 --> 00:19:32.019
sex doll. And she wanted to have a threesome

00:19:32.019 --> 00:19:34.980
with me and my ex. But I wasn't allowed to touch

00:19:34.980 --> 00:19:42.720
Jade. Because men are so bad. And I was supposed

00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:47.000
to watch my ex and Jade. Good thing I just bumped

00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:50.279
a love sponge in the corner. No, thank you. But

00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:52.900
there's two different types of threesomes. And

00:19:52.900 --> 00:19:56.039
the other type is the fact that I feel like it's

00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:58.880
kind of soft treating with Adam 22. He's getting

00:19:58.880 --> 00:20:04.680
sick. I feel like when he's being another woman,

00:20:04.900 --> 00:20:08.220
it's kind of him saying like, I'm getting a little

00:20:08.220 --> 00:20:12.799
sick of you. I asked him a question when I was

00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:15.599
a guest and I said, you know, what if Lena looks

00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:16.920
at you one morning and said, I thought it was

00:20:16.920 --> 00:20:21.559
Lena. I'm done with threesomes. You're basically

00:20:21.559 --> 00:20:22.940
like, oh, we've had this conversation before.

00:20:24.220 --> 00:20:27.599
Yeah, she's definitely clued me into having a

00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:30.279
little bit of insecurity about that. She feels,

00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:33.279
yeah, he knows. She knows that he's getting sicker.

00:20:34.299 --> 00:20:37.980
Man, she is beautiful. I would rock that body.

00:20:38.180 --> 00:20:40.640
Like once the thing, if that wasn't a thing anymore,

00:20:40.740 --> 00:20:42.680
then I might just get bored and start cheating

00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:44.279
or not want to be with you. Because you kind

00:20:44.279 --> 00:20:45.779
of told me that you would like a long time ago.

00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:48.359
Really? I was probably just talking shit. Yeah,

00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:51.819
he's a scumbag. Your whole career is talking

00:20:51.819 --> 00:20:55.359
smack. Because you're an idiot. You're a good

00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:58.779
businessman. But you surround yourself with thugs.

00:20:58.859 --> 00:21:04.059
Because you're essentially one. Here's Matthew

00:21:04.059 --> 00:21:07.740
McConaughey saying that sleep was a sin in his

00:21:07.740 --> 00:21:11.019
household. So this outlaw logic of my mom and

00:21:11.019 --> 00:21:15.309
my dad, also with work at the... Hustle, hustle,

00:21:15.490 --> 00:21:20.450
hustle. Sleep was sin in my household. Sin. I

00:21:20.450 --> 00:21:23.470
saw my dad asleep one time in my life. I got

00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:25.769
up at eight o 'clock on a Saturday morning and

00:21:25.769 --> 00:21:27.710
went through the kitchen and peeked and I saw

00:21:27.710 --> 00:21:29.029
him sleeping. I went and woke up my brothers

00:21:29.029 --> 00:21:32.750
like, dude, would dad still sleep? He actually

00:21:32.750 --> 00:21:36.750
died two and a half months later. And connected

00:21:36.750 --> 00:21:38.869
that idea that, oh, if he slept in that late,

00:21:38.930 --> 00:21:41.730
he must have not been feeling well. That's sad.

00:21:43.180 --> 00:21:45.099
I don't have anything to really make fun of with

00:21:45.099 --> 00:21:47.779
her. I'm just going to let that be. Because I

00:21:47.779 --> 00:21:51.359
lost my dad at the age of 21. So I get it. I

00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:55.240
don't think he lost him at 21. Here's Miles Taylor.

00:21:57.559 --> 00:21:59.299
Talking about what it's like finding the right

00:21:59.299 --> 00:22:02.980
person. That's my best friend. I never get sick

00:22:02.980 --> 00:22:05.700
of her. That's good. I don't want to get sick

00:22:05.700 --> 00:22:10.599
of your wife either. She's hot. She opened up

00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:19.900
her mouth. I'm kidding. 856 49 Hoppy so we all

00:22:19.900 --> 00:22:24.279
know that Olivia Rodrigo you know was wearing

00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:28.119
a baby dolly dress and was mad that people were

00:22:28.119 --> 00:22:33.180
sexualizing her which drives me nuts when women

00:22:33.180 --> 00:22:38.960
dress up all promiscuous and then they're like

00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:44.599
don't say You choice me. Shut up. One of the

00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:46.579
other things you've been a lightning rod over.

00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:50.400
Oh, yeah. Like, you gave us a lot of lightning

00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:52.720
rods. A baby doll dress. That's been making me

00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:54.859
so upset. Not even for me. Like, I don't care.

00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:55.980
People could say whatever they want. Yeah, what

00:22:55.980 --> 00:22:57.759
does it mean to you? What does that choice mean

00:22:57.759 --> 00:23:00.799
to you? What's really, like, disturbing? Is I

00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:04.079
feel like I actually wear, I have worn outfits

00:23:04.079 --> 00:23:05.700
that are like maybe revealing on stage. Like

00:23:05.700 --> 00:23:07.480
I've been on stage and like. There was a baby

00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:10.940
doll outfit, you moron. Like a sparkly bra and

00:23:10.940 --> 00:23:13.059
like little shorts and like. Gotcha, that piece

00:23:13.059 --> 00:23:15.240
of ass. Which is my right. That's fine. I felt

00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:18.160
cool and comfortable in that. And like that wasn't

00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:20.160
inappropriate. But me like fully covered up in

00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:22.039
a dress that people deemed to be like childlike

00:23:22.039 --> 00:23:24.319
was inappropriate. It wasn't inappropriate. It's

00:23:24.319 --> 00:23:29.819
just that Hollywood is full of so many creeps.

00:23:30.409 --> 00:23:32.730
That is one of those things, babe. You gotta

00:23:32.730 --> 00:23:38.809
realize that people are always watching. Yeah.

00:23:39.230 --> 00:23:42.750
And I just think it, it just like shows how we

00:23:42.750 --> 00:23:45.130
just like really normalize pedophilia in our

00:23:45.130 --> 00:23:46.950
culture. Especially when you're in Hollywood,

00:23:47.170 --> 00:23:51.950
babe. I do think we have a problem. I think you

00:23:51.950 --> 00:23:54.069
were kind of instigating pedophilia. I don't

00:23:54.069 --> 00:23:58.420
think you meant to. But it just kind of happened.

00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:02.500
It just kind of came up. So here's this clip.

00:24:03.019 --> 00:24:06.680
All right. We're going to play this clip. I'm

00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:10.299
not a big fan of this clip. So all of a sudden,

00:24:10.339 --> 00:24:12.640
Howie Mandel, God bless his soul, he does not

00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:15.660
look like he's 70. He has been doing this thing

00:24:15.660 --> 00:24:19.640
recently where he has been interviewing like

00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:26.859
neon selfie rain. And he doesn't do it creepy.

00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:28.779
Like when Bill Maher does interviews, it's like,

00:24:28.859 --> 00:24:33.880
get the hell away from me, you creep. Sophie

00:24:33.880 --> 00:24:39.759
Raine was asked about what NBA player offered

00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:42.660
her $15 million to take her virginity. And they

00:24:42.660 --> 00:24:47.299
really pressed her on it. Headphones? I've never

00:24:47.299 --> 00:24:49.319
had a headphone on during a podcast. Really?

00:24:49.420 --> 00:24:51.480
Oh, this is my first time. Oh, you're such a

00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:53.880
professional, man. That's why not everybody should

00:24:53.880 --> 00:24:56.900
have a podcast. This is your first time? Yes,

00:24:57.099 --> 00:24:58.579
this is my first time wearing headphones. So

00:24:58.579 --> 00:25:02.900
you're a headphone virgin also? Yes. I am, yes.

00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:07.200
Is that bad to say? No. So we're going to get

00:25:07.200 --> 00:25:09.640
clickbait today. Will you give us clickbait?

00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:14.799
I can try my best. Who is the professional athlete

00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:18.799
that offered you $15 million to deflower you?

00:25:18.940 --> 00:25:23.259
I can't say. Why? How is it? I'm going to get

00:25:23.259 --> 00:25:25.640
in so much trouble. Why would you get in trouble

00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:28.779
if this person was bold enough to make a $15

00:25:28.779 --> 00:25:32.680
million offer? I mean, that is true, yeah. But

00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:35.519
I don't want them to have any consequences. Okay,

00:25:35.539 --> 00:25:37.799
but for clickbait, let's ask again. Oh, heaven

00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:42.579
forbid, man. I want to get his rocks off. It's

00:25:42.579 --> 00:25:45.440
not like you're 15. And you go, okay, I've never

00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:48.799
said it before. Let me tell you. Don't even say

00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:50.519
that. Here's what's going to happen. I'm going

00:25:50.519 --> 00:25:53.180
to ask you again, and you're going to say their

00:25:53.180 --> 00:25:57.069
name. In a rhyme. Like something that rhymes

00:25:57.069 --> 00:26:01.029
with. So you don't say it. And then we will figure

00:26:01.029 --> 00:26:04.849
it out. Like it's not. It's not like. It's not.

00:26:06.549 --> 00:26:11.369
For brawn manes. It's not. Okay. Or Mikhail Bonil.

00:26:11.970 --> 00:26:15.410
Oh my gosh. But that's so obvious. I can't. I

00:26:15.410 --> 00:26:20.670
can't. Did we get it? I mean you'll never know.

00:26:21.089 --> 00:26:25.150
Yeah so I got shit. Would have given her the

00:26:25.150 --> 00:26:27.950
time of her life. Yeah, I don't believe that

00:26:27.950 --> 00:26:31.809
she's a virgin, I'll be honest. Doesn't seem

00:26:31.809 --> 00:26:36.250
plausible to me. Here is, what's this woman's

00:26:36.250 --> 00:26:39.369
name? What's her name? I can't forget her name.

00:26:39.630 --> 00:26:41.950
This woman, she's giving out relationship advice.

00:26:42.309 --> 00:26:45.269
Very best relationship advice I can give you

00:26:45.269 --> 00:26:49.059
about choosing a partner to do life with. is

00:26:49.059 --> 00:26:55.000
to choose life with yourself first. Do whatever

00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:57.319
you need to be doing in your day -to -day life

00:26:57.319 --> 00:26:59.990
right now so that you really like yourself. And

00:26:59.990 --> 00:27:02.609
that you are proud of yourself as a person. You're

00:27:02.609 --> 00:27:04.829
proud of your character. You're proud of how

00:27:04.829 --> 00:27:07.069
you take care of yourself, how you talk to yourself,

00:27:07.289 --> 00:27:09.369
the way that you spend your time. This woman's

00:27:09.369 --> 00:27:12.250
name is Mel Robbins. Took me a minute. Because

00:27:12.250 --> 00:27:15.470
when you get the inside right, that relationship

00:27:15.470 --> 00:27:17.650
with yourself in terms of how you feel about

00:27:17.650 --> 00:27:19.670
yourself, you're going to be attracted to people

00:27:19.670 --> 00:27:23.210
with true character. That's true. You got to

00:27:23.210 --> 00:27:26.029
fall in love with the right person. And what

00:27:26.029 --> 00:27:28.869
I mean by that is you really, you got to study

00:27:28.869 --> 00:27:33.220
them. Don't fall in love with the idea of them.

00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:40.589
Really good to know them. uh clavicular says

00:27:40.589 --> 00:27:42.450
we're in one of the worst dating cultures ever

00:27:42.450 --> 00:27:47.190
women are are brutal as fuck these days uh rejecting

00:27:47.190 --> 00:27:50.089
people i think is one thing that i don't really

00:27:50.089 --> 00:27:52.750
like sometimes yeah you know he gets rejected

00:27:52.750 --> 00:27:56.029
a lot dude will in a bar literally just like

00:27:56.029 --> 00:27:59.309
go up and call a girl pretty like no creepiness

00:27:59.309 --> 00:28:03.829
to it no like overly like touchy or whatever

00:28:03.829 --> 00:28:06.450
and like she'll start like screaming like just

00:28:06.450 --> 00:28:08.349
to embarrass the dude and like brutalize him

00:28:08.349 --> 00:28:11.190
yeah She's a hacker. What do you think causes

00:28:11.190 --> 00:28:13.890
that impulse? Well, I mean, I think it's just

00:28:13.890 --> 00:28:16.230
that they feel disrespected that. That's the

00:28:16.230 --> 00:28:22.829
problem. With modern day women. Oh, no guys want

00:28:22.829 --> 00:28:27.069
to approach us. No guys want to get the news.

00:28:30.029 --> 00:28:35.529
You're single. And you're ready to mingle. But

00:28:35.529 --> 00:28:38.619
you don't want any guys approaching you. So it's

00:28:38.619 --> 00:28:44.799
one of those things that, what do you want? Sarah

00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:48.019
J is trending on Twitter. I'm going to watch

00:28:48.019 --> 00:28:53.220
her later on. Here is Hunter Biden celebrating

00:28:53.220 --> 00:28:58.500
seven years of sobriety. Hey, everybody. Remember

00:28:58.500 --> 00:29:00.700
when there was coke in the wine house? That was

00:29:00.700 --> 00:29:05.240
dope. Totally not his. There's no way he's been

00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:07.900
sober since 2019. A quick message to say thank

00:29:07.900 --> 00:29:12.019
you to everybody who has messaged me today on

00:29:12.019 --> 00:29:16.000
seven years clean and sober. He even talks like

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:18.099
he's dumbed down. I'm more proud of that than

00:29:18.099 --> 00:29:20.400
anything I've ever done in my life. That's good.

00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:23.920
Clinton had sex tape where he looked all cracked

00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:27.900
up. I can't believe I've watched him have sex.

00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:31.539
Matt from Hornblaster sent me that. And he also

00:29:31.539 --> 00:29:33.500
doesn't talk to me anymore. He's so much better

00:29:33.500 --> 00:29:39.599
at it. Don't lose the ones that would never give

00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:43.220
up on you. Be careful who you push away. Be careful

00:29:43.220 --> 00:29:46.299
who you hurt. Because you're going to look back

00:29:46.299 --> 00:29:49.940
and realize the person that you lost is someone

00:29:49.940 --> 00:29:54.359
that would have never given up on you. It's easier

00:29:54.359 --> 00:29:56.900
said than done, but you break up for a reason.

00:30:00.730 --> 00:30:05.769
Here is a woman breaking down when intimacy leaves

00:30:05.769 --> 00:30:07.769
marriage. Has your wife stopped being your wife

00:30:07.769 --> 00:30:10.109
in the bedroom? Sure, she's your life partner,

00:30:10.309 --> 00:30:13.250
the house manager. You split the chores, split

00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:15.890
the bills. This woman's a hot piece of ass. You

00:30:15.890 --> 00:30:18.789
co -parent. You may even describe her as the

00:30:18.789 --> 00:30:21.720
perfect wife in every other way. Except when

00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:24.299
it comes to your sex life. Because how long has

00:30:24.299 --> 00:30:26.880
that been? Like maybe a month? Oh, yeah. I've

00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:28.420
often said this. I was just saying this to my

00:30:28.420 --> 00:30:32.700
friend that has two kids now. Oh, yeah. If you're

00:30:32.700 --> 00:30:37.759
not getting laid, you're just roommates. Now,

00:30:37.779 --> 00:30:39.380
I know women will be listening to this. Well,

00:30:39.500 --> 00:30:43.619
there's more to relationships besides sex. But

00:30:43.619 --> 00:30:45.240
that's what makes it different than a friendship.

00:30:45.700 --> 00:30:49.079
Three, six, a year. Gentlemen, you do not have

00:30:49.079 --> 00:30:52.299
a marriage problem. You have a polarity problem.

00:30:52.539 --> 00:30:58.460
You've become her roommate. I told you. And that's

00:30:58.460 --> 00:31:00.700
actually worse than the friend zone. Because

00:31:00.700 --> 00:31:07.500
you can get out of the friend zone. But the roommate

00:31:07.500 --> 00:31:12.680
phase of a relationship is no good. And the difference

00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:15.339
between a wife and a roommate is that roommates

00:31:15.339 --> 00:31:20.720
don't hit the sheets. It's something you don't

00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:23.880
want. I'll talk about this derriere out in broad

00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:27.059
Mackenzie Shrella in a second. Learning more

00:31:27.059 --> 00:31:36.220
about her. She's the worst! India Love says baddies

00:31:36.220 --> 00:31:38.460
prefer rich men who actually spend their money

00:31:38.460 --> 00:31:40.480
instead of just saving it. Yeah, because you

00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:43.640
want things bought for you. Because you got no

00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:47.400
talent. Yesterday, though, has a 25 % chance

00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:51.940
of... Spencer Pratt winning as mayor of LA. And

00:31:51.940 --> 00:31:54.700
now Hollywood Unlocked is saying that there's

00:31:54.700 --> 00:31:58.500
a 75 % chance of Spencer Pratt winning. Didn't

00:31:58.500 --> 00:32:00.519
we learn from an obnoxious reality star before?

00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:07.500
Selfie Ray and looking uncomfortable as an interviewer

00:32:07.500 --> 00:32:10.059
told her she looks older in real life. I don't

00:32:10.059 --> 00:32:14.559
know why there's these porn stars that go on

00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:16.240
these podcasts with these men and they corner

00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:21.000
them. Mm -hmm. What I mean by this, I've had

00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:24.980
a lot of OnlyFans stars on my show. Maybe four

00:32:24.980 --> 00:32:28.960
or five or six. Never even close. But I had them

00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:32.059
on my show. And I always said I talked to them

00:32:32.059 --> 00:32:35.059
like a human being. I wasn't like trying to corner

00:32:35.059 --> 00:32:39.619
them. Here's Sophie Rain getting cornered. Amazing.

00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:44.059
So you are strikingly young looking in real life.

00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:46.720
Really? I do get that a lot. You look a lot older

00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:48.500
on the Instagram. I get that a lot. You look

00:32:48.500 --> 00:32:50.799
very young. I'm honestly really surprised. I

00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:54.180
thought I looked very tired. You do. Old and

00:32:54.180 --> 00:32:55.779
ugly today. No, you look great. Thank you. And

00:32:55.779 --> 00:33:01.180
you look much younger than I thought. Guy's trying

00:33:01.180 --> 00:33:08.619
to plow her. Oh, he is. Here's a barrel of danger.

00:33:10.539 --> 00:33:12.299
I don't know if you noticed, my timeline's pretty

00:33:12.299 --> 00:33:15.140
much porn. Sometimes my friends will show me

00:33:15.140 --> 00:33:17.500
their algorithm, and if they're like a welder,

00:33:17.500 --> 00:33:24.220
it'll be like welder memes. Me, it's porn. It's

00:33:24.220 --> 00:33:27.700
very off -putting, I know. I love getting my

00:33:27.700 --> 00:33:30.579
rocks off. There's nothing better. No, it's better

00:33:30.579 --> 00:33:32.599
when you're whistling, when you're watching someone

00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:35.019
getting paid, having sex. Man, you feel lonely.

00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:44.470
856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can

00:33:44.470 --> 00:33:50.750
tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. You can... RyanHoppyRadio

00:33:50.750 --> 00:33:54.829
at a gmail, a dot, a cop. So we got these two

00:33:54.829 --> 00:34:01.910
big danger clips right here. She's one of my

00:34:01.910 --> 00:34:06.609
favorites. She puts a lot of effort in her videos.

00:34:06.789 --> 00:34:11.679
She doesn't half -ass it. She revealed her introduction

00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:13.639
to the adult entertainment came through a past

00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:16.880
relationship. You had, and a lot of girls don't

00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:20.340
have that, that luxury. So tell us how you actually

00:34:20.340 --> 00:34:22.780
got into the industry. What made you want to

00:34:22.780 --> 00:34:24.760
get into the industry? How'd you find Spiegler?

00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:29.780
Like all of that. Okay. So I was dating a guy

00:34:29.780 --> 00:34:34.039
that was a porn star. He was like in porn before

00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:37.480
me. And I just really liked it because all the

00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:40.889
guys. Would I know who he was? Um, I don't know,

00:34:40.889 --> 00:34:45.289
but he worked for browsers a lot. And, um, that's

00:34:45.289 --> 00:34:47.610
why I have my last name is because of him, but

00:34:47.610 --> 00:34:50.429
he's no longer in the industry. So are you going

00:34:50.429 --> 00:34:51.969
to make me, are you going to make me guess who

00:34:51.969 --> 00:34:55.329
it is? Okay. So his name was Rick danger. Oh,

00:34:55.329 --> 00:35:02.070
okay. The name is so familiar, but I don't think

00:35:02.070 --> 00:35:04.769
I ever worked with him. He's like very, very,

00:35:04.769 --> 00:35:08.619
very popular. Um, so I was dating him and it

00:35:08.619 --> 00:35:10.820
was perfect because most of the guys that I dated

00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:12.840
were very jealous and possessive with me, but

00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:15.099
he wasn't like that. Yeah. Cause he's used to

00:35:15.099 --> 00:35:18.460
watching his girls get erect. So here's a Bella

00:35:18.460 --> 00:35:21.380
saying she genuinely enjoys, genuinely enjoys

00:35:21.380 --> 00:35:25.000
porn has been incredibly successful. You have

00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:27.019
how many million followers do you have on Instagram

00:35:27.019 --> 00:35:32.159
right now? Um, I guess I think I have 5 .5. Oh

00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:34.360
yeah. They've all seen semen on my face. Pretty

00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:42.130
sure. That's a fuck ton. That's a fuck ton. Did

00:35:42.130 --> 00:35:47.030
you expect getting into this industry that you

00:35:47.030 --> 00:35:49.670
would ever become so famous? Has it been a complete

00:35:49.670 --> 00:35:53.449
surprise to you? Yeah, I don't really think that

00:35:53.449 --> 00:35:56.769
I'm famous at all. No, you are, babe. I really

00:35:56.769 --> 00:36:00.730
don't. No, you are. You were shown on ESPN during

00:36:00.730 --> 00:36:03.409
a championship game four times. You're famous.

00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:08.739
I just now you're not like Julia Roberts famous,

00:36:08.840 --> 00:36:12.280
but you're famous. I don't know. Like I don't

00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:17.679
get bored listening to you. Adam 22 says all

00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:20.199
porn stars end up dating losers in their 30s.

00:36:20.739 --> 00:36:22.559
They're like in their 20s or whatever. They're

00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:25.079
partying. And this is the easiest way for them

00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:26.559
to make a living off the fact that they're hot,

00:36:26.699 --> 00:36:30.980
are down, etc. And then I don't want to hear

00:36:30.980 --> 00:36:36.889
him. Adrian Browner talks about having six baby

00:36:36.889 --> 00:36:39.769
mamas. You can't sleep without a woman. You been

00:36:39.769 --> 00:36:42.090
like that since you were young or what? My mama

00:36:42.090 --> 00:36:46.230
was just like, when I was in jail, when I was

00:36:46.230 --> 00:36:50.190
facing 57 years, shit. I told myself every day,

00:36:50.250 --> 00:36:56.530
I got to sleep with me a woman, bro. Every night,

00:36:56.630 --> 00:36:59.309
I got to get my hands rubbed, I got to get my

00:36:59.309 --> 00:37:01.730
feet rubbed every night. So it's not just the

00:37:01.730 --> 00:37:03.849
woman, but she has to act as a masseuse as well.

00:37:04.409 --> 00:37:06.929
Yeah. Yeah. I got to rub my hands on my feet

00:37:06.929 --> 00:37:12.409
every night. Okay. Just that's priority. Like

00:37:12.409 --> 00:37:14.929
what if you couldn't do that anymore? What if

00:37:14.929 --> 00:37:16.469
you just like fell off so hard that you couldn't

00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:17.769
get that? What do you think would happen to you?

00:37:18.469 --> 00:37:20.489
Like if you just got to the point where you didn't

00:37:20.489 --> 00:37:22.030
have no bitches, you couldn't get no foot ropes.

00:37:22.170 --> 00:37:26.909
You know, I was, I got six baby mamas. I'll always

00:37:26.909 --> 00:37:28.929
be able to get my feet in my hands. Oh, yeah.

00:37:29.170 --> 00:37:33.869
I bet you're such a present fire. Okay. Yeah,

00:37:33.909 --> 00:37:36.449
I believe you. You got 10 kids, right? Yeah.

00:37:36.650 --> 00:37:39.510
All right. Damn. When you got your first kid?

00:37:40.289 --> 00:37:44.559
I'm getting born. Way too many podcasts. halsey

00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:46.420
said her body is her superpower you said once

00:37:46.420 --> 00:37:48.880
that you thought your sexiness was a superpower

00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:51.219
kind of like we're talking about yeah and made

00:37:51.219 --> 00:37:53.119
it so no one could hurt you and you would enter

00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:55.719
these rooms just like for sure feeling that confidence

00:37:55.719 --> 00:37:59.139
yeah i definitely wielded sexual power as like

00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:03.960
a you know uh i don't know like as a as a tool

00:38:03.960 --> 00:38:06.519
of acquisition you know like i definitely used

00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:08.559
it in certain circumstances because it was kind

00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:10.579
of all that i had can you give me an example

00:38:10.579 --> 00:38:12.679
well like you know if you're in a room full of

00:38:13.150 --> 00:38:15.590
people especially men you know and in this business

00:38:15.590 --> 00:38:17.389
as i was starting my business and i was learning

00:38:17.389 --> 00:38:19.250
how to navigate the industry is not just like

00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:21.150
i write songs and like i'll have to build a business

00:38:21.150 --> 00:38:24.050
you know um you're in a room full of people who

00:38:24.050 --> 00:38:25.829
are more experienced than you they're older than

00:38:25.829 --> 00:38:27.849
you they're richer than you they're very often

00:38:27.849 --> 00:38:32.670
men white men you know and at the time i i started

00:38:32.670 --> 00:38:35.309
out by all right i don't know what's going on

00:38:35.309 --> 00:38:39.469
with this movement are people hating on white

00:38:39.469 --> 00:38:42.440
men A fair Abraham was seen on about wearing

00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.079
the ring, but she's not engaged. She's also not

00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:47.599
wifey material. President Trump will reschedule

00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:51.019
the White House Correspondents Dinner. Sean Strickland

00:38:51.019 --> 00:38:53.280
knocks out a trans woman in a fake Bud Light

00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:58.619
ad. What a loser! How long until he's wearing,

00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:03.119
you know? Mm -hmm. You know, the thing that is

00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:10.500
unknown as cross -dressing. So I made a song

00:39:10.500 --> 00:39:13.500
about Mackenzie Shrilla. Let's hear what it sounds

00:39:13.500 --> 00:39:42.699
like. But you move like a joke Every step says

00:39:42.699 --> 00:39:45.860
fake, fake, fake, fake Every word says late,

00:39:45.860 --> 00:39:49.840
late, late, yeah Now the crowd don't care When

00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:54.519
you call, they scare All that flex, all that

00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:58.300
noise Turns the dust, turns the void You took

00:39:58.300 --> 00:40:03.519
the hell today You took the hell today You took

00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:08.719
the hell today And blew your pride away You took

00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:14.210
the hell today I said, a song called Mackenzie

00:40:14.210 --> 00:40:16.590
Shrilla is a loser and it is not what I asked

00:40:16.590 --> 00:40:20.869
for. So, you know, I've just kind of learned

00:40:20.869 --> 00:40:23.570
about this dirty, rotten moron. Man, she is an

00:40:23.570 --> 00:40:26.449
example of I don't care how hot a girl is. If

00:40:26.449 --> 00:40:28.250
she was hideous looking people, I'd be more mad.

00:40:29.130 --> 00:40:34.469
Yeah, she's hot. She's crazy. And. She was making

00:40:34.469 --> 00:40:37.110
fun of people in her hometown when in reality,

00:40:37.250 --> 00:40:42.869
she's the loser of her hometown. Who do you think

00:40:42.869 --> 00:40:46.889
you are? You dummy? Here we are. Here's her phone

00:40:46.889 --> 00:40:48.769
call from prison. Somebody was online saying

00:40:48.769 --> 00:40:53.369
how there was no parental supervision with you

00:40:53.369 --> 00:40:56.110
and stuff. This was the party house. Yeah, it

00:40:56.110 --> 00:40:59.360
probably was. They were drug dealers. I mean,

00:40:59.380 --> 00:41:01.679
they don't deserve to be dead. But I'm sure you

00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:04.679
weren't laying on the law as you failed as a

00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:06.900
mom. Let people have all kinds of parties here

00:41:06.900 --> 00:41:09.280
and everything. And finally, the neighbor across

00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:12.019
the street, she was like, you guys, you don't

00:41:12.019 --> 00:41:13.260
know what you're talking about. That's a wonderful

00:41:13.260 --> 00:41:17.400
family. Oh, it's so great. Look at the sociopathic

00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:22.519
loser you built. Mm -hmm. They're very nice.

00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:24.460
And I live right across the street. There were

00:41:24.460 --> 00:41:26.019
never parties over there. I don't know what you

00:41:26.019 --> 00:41:28.260
guys are talking about. Boy, you can have low

00:41:28.260 --> 00:41:30.659
-key parties. No one wants to have the cops called.

00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:33.440
You can have a party and not have it spill into

00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:38.619
the front yard. Don't believe everything you

00:41:38.619 --> 00:41:40.659
hear. I was at Dom's house. Maybe they're talking

00:41:40.659 --> 00:41:45.000
about that house. No, they were saying me, though.

00:41:45.340 --> 00:41:48.619
Don't talk about me. Because I'm a narcissistic.

00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:52.280
and I make everything about me and then pass

00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:56.280
it on to my daughter that I screwed over. And

00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.199
I failed as a mom. I let you have parties all

00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.659
the time. I don't even know this person. Dylan,

00:42:01.780 --> 00:42:04.800
some Dylan something. I don't know people's names.

00:42:04.900 --> 00:42:07.639
I'm above them. No wonder McKenzie didn't have

00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:09.320
a chance in life. Look at this dirty rod and

00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:11.719
broad of a mom she has. But who even knows? I

00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:13.059
don't know, but that could not even be his real

00:42:13.059 --> 00:42:18.380
name. Or some of my age or like an adult. Do

00:42:18.380 --> 00:42:20.559
you feel stupid listening to these two morons?

00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:24.360
Facebook. Anybody can create any profile. Right.

00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:29.059
Right. How is it taking a crap in a cell in front

00:42:29.059 --> 00:42:31.599
of other girls, honey? That's what I want to

00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:36.420
hear. How is it with those rumors? You've been

00:42:36.420 --> 00:42:38.500
hooking up with girls in prison. How's that?

00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:41.199
That's what I want to hear about. Nobody knows.

00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:44.159
Everybody's making shit up. Then they were saying

00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:46.519
that you had just got done breaking into a church

00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:48.079
and you spray -painted and broke everything.

00:42:48.219 --> 00:42:49.840
You probably did. You were hanging out with a

00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:52.039
drug dealer. I used to hang out with them in

00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:53.800
high school because it was free weed. I'm telling

00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.800
you, they break rules. That's probably what she

00:42:56.800 --> 00:42:59.320
did. Spray -painted all over the church. Like,

00:42:59.380 --> 00:43:01.820
what? I love how they're mocking the hometown

00:43:01.820 --> 00:43:04.619
while she's facing 15 years and everyone's got

00:43:04.619 --> 00:43:11.659
freedom because you're a loser. What? What? Shut

00:43:11.659 --> 00:43:17.130
up. The rumor mill is strong. Yeah. That's how

00:43:17.130 --> 00:43:20.590
Ohio works. I worked for Rovers Morning Glory.

00:43:20.690 --> 00:43:23.309
So I get the whole Cleveland thing, obsessing

00:43:23.309 --> 00:43:32.030
over personal lives. I get it. But you took someone's

00:43:32.030 --> 00:43:35.949
life because you're a dirty, rotten loser. Frankly,

00:43:36.070 --> 00:43:39.150
you had no future. If it wasn't going to be that

00:43:39.150 --> 00:43:41.269
car crash, you were going to mess something up.

00:43:41.929 --> 00:43:44.170
I don't care how hot you are. You're a loser

00:43:44.170 --> 00:43:48.210
in my book. A big skinny loser. Okay. Damn strong

00:43:48.210 --> 00:43:50.389
people are so sad and depressing. Like they really

00:43:50.389 --> 00:43:52.449
have like nothing like credible. Nothing. And

00:43:52.449 --> 00:43:56.409
it is kind of true. This is the saddest town.

00:43:57.130 --> 00:44:00.030
Ever. Well, then move out, bitch. Open up my

00:44:00.030 --> 00:44:01.929
courtroom for like the whole city to come and

00:44:01.929 --> 00:44:03.329
just like live stream it all and like don't.

00:44:03.329 --> 00:44:05.469
Hell yeah, that's how it works when you take

00:44:05.469 --> 00:44:07.489
someone's life because you're an unaccountable

00:44:07.489 --> 00:44:13.329
moron. Block anything. Right. Right. That's it

00:44:13.329 --> 00:44:16.590
all on the news. Yeah, that's how it works when

00:44:16.590 --> 00:44:20.010
you take people's lives. It gets live streamed,

00:44:20.010 --> 00:44:23.719
especially in an area like Cleveland. Everybody's

00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:26.980
got a pair of social on every public figure.

00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:30.380
Shut your ass. That's why I was hoping this one

00:44:30.380 --> 00:44:32.619
was going to be live streamed. No wonder Mackenzie

00:44:32.619 --> 00:44:35.079
has no life. Look at this dirty, rotten moron

00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:38.079
of a mom. I hate the mom more than Mackenzie.

00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:39.980
Mackenzie's just a dumb brat that was in high

00:44:39.980 --> 00:44:41.980
school during COVID. She doesn't know any better.

00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:45.000
She's a moron. But this mom encouraged. She built

00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:50.300
this brat. But it wasn't. I've had enough of

00:44:50.300 --> 00:44:53.679
those morons. And here she is. Her mom says that

00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:58.420
the Russos are evil people. Man. It said 15 years

00:44:58.420 --> 00:45:01.420
to life for Mackenzie. She's just a dirty, rotten,

00:45:01.500 --> 00:45:05.239
terrible person. I was crying in court. Shut

00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:12.219
up. You're as believable as a dead rat. Why was

00:45:12.219 --> 00:45:14.920
the judge being so mean to you? I don't know.

00:45:16.920 --> 00:45:18.920
because you took someone's life and you have

00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:22.059
no accountability and you got that pretty girl

00:45:22.059 --> 00:45:24.719
thing. Well, you think you're above everybody?

00:45:25.539 --> 00:45:28.340
Shut up. Go read your same book you're reading

00:45:28.340 --> 00:45:33.099
over and over, you loser. I don't know. I don't

00:45:33.099 --> 00:45:37.099
care. You claim you don't care. Yeah, you know,

00:45:37.099 --> 00:45:39.679
you do. Deep down, you know, it wasn't really

00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:41.800
worth, you know, ruining your life over a man.

00:45:42.539 --> 00:45:45.320
but you probably have borderline personality

00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:48.059
disorder, so you don't like abandonment. And

00:45:48.059 --> 00:45:50.340
no wonder he wanted to dump you. You're a loser.

00:45:51.380 --> 00:45:53.099
I was about to just be like, just stop talking

00:45:53.099 --> 00:45:54.480
to her, because she clearly doesn't care. She's

00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:56.099
like, why are you talking about her so much and

00:45:56.099 --> 00:45:59.420
not the victim? Yeah, you know, the person that's

00:45:59.420 --> 00:46:01.880
actually dead, unlike this dirty, rotten broad

00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:04.079
that gets to be in a prison. It's not that bad.

00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:06.679
She's living the life for being in jail. Like,

00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:09.719
she's not living the life. But she ain't getting

00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:16.059
the orange is a new black treatment. I'm done.

00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:25.320
I don't want. I don't care. You're a loser. The

00:46:25.320 --> 00:46:29.860
problem is I love crazy girls. Oh, I do. And

00:46:29.860 --> 00:46:32.559
I would have totally had a crush on her in high

00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:39.230
school. I saw this headline here. And Cassie

00:46:39.230 --> 00:46:41.809
is no longer in the States after Diddy's payout.

00:46:43.170 --> 00:46:48.070
Yeah, she's definitely a little guilty. Spencer

00:46:48.070 --> 00:46:50.690
Pratt defends spending millions of dollars. Whatever,

00:46:50.949 --> 00:46:54.550
dude. Go away! Spend money because you're a vapid

00:46:54.550 --> 00:47:00.170
loser. You're an idiot! Josh Duggar was sent

00:47:00.170 --> 00:47:04.590
to a federal medical center. And Todd... Ted

00:47:04.590 --> 00:47:12.829
Cruz fires back. Representative Andy Ogles claimed

00:47:12.829 --> 00:47:20.150
that homosexuality has no place in the USA. If

00:47:20.150 --> 00:47:24.869
there was one Republican that I think is probably

00:47:24.869 --> 00:47:28.329
in the closet, it'd probably be Ted Cruz. How

00:47:28.329 --> 00:47:36.219
is he not? Look it up. I'm Ted Cruz. Andy Ogles,

00:47:36.300 --> 00:47:40.039
Republican from Tennessee. He says that homosexuality

00:47:40.039 --> 00:47:44.000
has no place in America. I got plowed last night.

00:47:44.179 --> 00:47:48.860
Well, I think for all of recorded history, that

00:47:48.860 --> 00:47:52.019
homosexuals have been part of humanity. You know,

00:47:52.019 --> 00:47:55.659
I got to say, I'm quite libertarian by nature.

00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:58.440
I think the behavior of consenting adults is

00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:01.340
their business. Like your business last night.

00:48:01.780 --> 00:48:06.840
My favorite thing. Is this clip going to be 10

00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:10.960
years old of Ted Cruz trying to do the voices

00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:15.099
of the Simpsons? Of course, we're here to talk

00:48:15.099 --> 00:48:18.360
about serious issues. But voters also like to

00:48:18.360 --> 00:48:20.880
get to know all the candidates. Look, your wife

00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:23.480
is now she's lighting up what this is, what this

00:48:23.480 --> 00:48:25.840
is leading to. So we've heard about the lighter

00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:29.019
side. I'm Ted Cruz, Heidi. And something about

00:48:29.019 --> 00:48:31.699
impressions. He does impressions really well.

00:48:32.300 --> 00:48:34.420
Well, you know, there are people who do impressions

00:48:34.420 --> 00:48:36.019
and then there are the rest of us who do not.

00:48:36.900 --> 00:48:39.179
Ted is one of those who does impressions. Ted's

00:48:39.179 --> 00:48:41.360
really funny. Ted has a great sense of humor.

00:48:41.460 --> 00:48:43.739
Oh, he's hilarious! Caroline, our eight -year

00:48:43.739 --> 00:48:45.780
-old, go back. Oh, he's totally not gay! Back

00:48:45.780 --> 00:48:47.579
and forth. And they're the only two people in

00:48:47.579 --> 00:48:49.599
the family that think the jokes are funny. Shut

00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:54.650
up. From the eight -year -old joke book. And

00:48:54.650 --> 00:48:57.349
so Ted has one of the, another thing I love about

00:48:57.349 --> 00:48:59.010
Ted is he has a great sense of humor. And so

00:48:59.010 --> 00:49:00.809
he is given to impressions and a couple of them

00:49:00.809 --> 00:49:02.489
are quite good. Let's take a look. No, no, no,

00:49:02.489 --> 00:49:05.010
no. Let's take a look. Let's take a look right

00:49:05.010 --> 00:49:06.449
here. All right, here we go. Here's him doing

00:49:06.449 --> 00:49:11.789
Mr. Burns. Let's release the hounds. Excellent.

00:49:14.050 --> 00:49:17.110
Here's Ned Flanders. Oh, neighbor. Oakley doakley,

00:49:17.250 --> 00:49:21.469
neighborino. Here's Lisa Simpson. Dad, I'm a

00:49:21.469 --> 00:49:27.630
vegetarian. I don't eat animals. But Lisa, animals

00:49:27.630 --> 00:49:31.710
are so delicious. There's the animal we get bacon

00:49:31.710 --> 00:49:34.730
from, the animal we get ham from. I feel like

00:49:34.730 --> 00:49:36.510
now if you did this, people from PETA would be

00:49:36.510 --> 00:49:40.869
mad. Animal we get sausage from? Dad, that's

00:49:40.869 --> 00:49:45.159
all the same animal. Oh, sure, Lisa. A magic

00:49:45.159 --> 00:49:48.320
animal that all the wonderful foods come from.

00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:51.280
Here he's doing the king alien from the House

00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:53.719
of Horrors, or whatever, Treehouse of Horrors.

00:49:54.079 --> 00:49:57.840
Forward, not backwards. Upwards, not downwards.

00:49:58.059 --> 00:50:01.840
And always twirling, twirling for freedom. That

00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:04.059
was the most autistic thing I've seen all day.

00:50:05.099 --> 00:50:20.960
Copy Hour. Copy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:23.179
Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

00:50:23.179 --> 00:50:26.699
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

00:50:26.699 --> 00:50:33.699
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

00:50:33.699 --> 00:50:36.599
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:50:36.599 --> 00:50:38.920
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:41.699
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:50:41.699 --> 00:50:44.119
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:48.320
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right

00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:51.619
back. Oh, yeah. Here's Dee Farrell with Bobblehead.

00:50:54.019 --> 00:51:02.159
Mm -hmm. Hear ye, hear ye. Come on, come on.

00:51:02.940 --> 00:51:08.039
Inhale. To the O. It's the O. Mighty Bobblehead.

00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:12.510
She's a Bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's

00:51:12.510 --> 00:51:40.010
a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. Real deep,

00:51:40.130 --> 00:51:43.780
deep in the south. Toss real fast with two goals

00:51:43.780 --> 00:51:46.960
in her mouth. Walks real slow and her tongue

00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:50.480
stays out. I got her in my stack. I got her in

00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:54.159
my stack. I got a little X. I got a little pot.

00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:57.480
I'm looking at her face. I'm looking at her twat.

00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.480
I'm looking at her lips and I'm rubbing on my

00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:03.619
cock. Give me head. Oh, please just give me head.

00:52:03.860 --> 00:52:06.780
I ain't finna beg and I ain't breaking bread.

00:52:07.139 --> 00:52:09.960
She ain't gotta be a nine. She ain't gotta be

00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:13.269
a thine. your fucking six when she show you this

00:52:13.269 --> 00:52:16.849
shit. Sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, lick.

00:52:17.250 --> 00:52:20.170
Licky, licky, licky, she swallowed down my dick.

00:52:25.990 --> 00:52:30.349
She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's

00:52:30.349 --> 00:52:34.210
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,

00:52:34.210 --> 00:52:37.670
boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes boing, boing,

00:52:37.989 --> 00:52:41.730
boing, boing, boing, she's a bobblehead, she's

00:52:41.730 --> 00:52:47.030
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,

00:52:47.130 --> 00:52:53.159
boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes She got them

00:52:53.159 --> 00:52:55.559
lips like she suckin' kiss on it That make me

00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:58.280
want it long term Do you like to lick on it,

00:52:58.300 --> 00:53:00.760
go through the torment I see Make it feel like

00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:03.539
I'm in ya, then you do it to a rhythm If a nigga

00:53:03.539 --> 00:53:05.420
ever wanna look around for some good head That's

00:53:05.420 --> 00:53:07.760
what she give em' People respect her when they

00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.199
see her They say, hey, not ho Cause they know

00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:12.320
that it's chillin' Something that you real good

00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:15.079
for And she ain't pickin' bout to spot if I say,

00:53:15.139 --> 00:53:17.920
come she go So I can keep smokin' that shit And

00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:20.289
when I push, she float I ain't know you could

00:53:20.289 --> 00:53:23.210
do it like it do what you do it. Constantly sweatin',

00:53:23.210 --> 00:53:26.630
so let me give you some fluid. But when you suck

00:53:26.630 --> 00:53:29.250
it, just suck it with pride. Open up wide and

00:53:29.250 --> 00:53:31.929
stuff it in there like you really love it. Don't

00:53:31.929 --> 00:53:34.050
touch it if you won't taste it. I tell you that

00:53:34.050 --> 00:53:36.949
you a tease. And that'll be the last time that

00:53:36.949 --> 00:53:39.949
you ever see me. So team, if you hear some flurpin'

00:53:39.989 --> 00:53:42.650
noises on side of bed, then you know what I done

00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:45.769
came from. Let the poor say. She's a bobblehead.

00:53:46.070 --> 00:53:58.000
She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's

00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:12.300
a bobblehead Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,

00:54:12.300 --> 00:54:15.420
I am looking for a Bible. If you is not a Bible,

00:54:15.539 --> 00:54:18.400
then please get off of my house. Old mobiles,

00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:21.579
old wheels, do what you gonna do. What? No deal,

00:54:21.619 --> 00:54:24.400
old wheel, do what you gonna do. Shit, a Bible

00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:27.559
ain't bad, a Bible's something good. A Bible

00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:29.940
make you hobble when you walk into the hood.

00:54:30.139 --> 00:54:32.760
A Bible make you tell your niggas they misunderstood.

00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:36.019
Cause everything she do for you is also very

00:54:36.019 --> 00:54:39.699
good. A bobble ain't scared. A bobble ain't nervous.

00:54:39.980 --> 00:54:43.260
A bobble don't spit. A bobble don't smurf it.

00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:47.340
Make the show look picture perfect. If you hit

00:54:47.340 --> 00:54:50.460
a window, then it probably was perfect. Oh, bobbly,

00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:53.400
bobbly, when you doing me properly. And my foot

00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:56.019
on the throttle. I be about to run off for the

00:54:56.019 --> 00:55:17.500
road. Oh, no, a bobble. Oh, yeah. I love when

00:55:17.500 --> 00:55:21.760
it goes. I'm not saying it's all a good bar,

00:55:21.860 --> 00:55:27.059
but I like a good bubble head. Oh, no. Where's

00:55:27.059 --> 00:55:38.440
the Kleenex? Welcome to a happy hour. In your

00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:41.500
heart, you know where you are going. And now

00:55:41.500 --> 00:55:45.679
for something completely different. Door is closing.

00:56:29.060 --> 00:56:37.420
Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:41.980
here it is. The most recent radio show on the

00:56:41.980 --> 00:56:44.739
planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

00:57:38.079 --> 00:58:19.630
We'll see you next time. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's

00:58:19.630 --> 00:58:24.869
8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at

00:58:24.869 --> 00:58:29.150
me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me.

00:58:30.230 --> 00:58:50.510
RyanHoppyRadio. At gmail .com. What's this? What

00:58:50.510 --> 00:58:58.849
the hell is this? I don't know what that was.

00:58:58.849 --> 00:59:02.429
That describes my mind. I was trying to say that

00:59:02.429 --> 00:59:04.329
that's my catchphrase, but it didn't run. All

00:59:04.329 --> 00:59:12.170
right, what's this? Okay. Wow, this is interesting.

00:59:12.329 --> 00:59:15.949
Serena Williams is unretiring and... Yeah, you

00:59:15.949 --> 00:59:19.070
know, she's bored as hell. Getting sick of being

00:59:19.070 --> 00:59:23.690
on her, man. It may be because of a curious performance

00:59:23.690 --> 00:59:27.369
-enhancing drug. I'm... Yeah, you know. Unrode.

00:59:27.449 --> 00:59:30.630
All it does is helps you lose weight. That enhances

00:59:30.630 --> 00:59:33.750
your performance. If you lose 20 pounds, it's

00:59:33.750 --> 00:59:35.650
going to help your performance. Yeah, she's cheating.

00:59:36.719 --> 00:59:39.059
So what does it matter which way you do it? What

00:59:39.059 --> 00:59:40.760
does it matter which way you add muscle? Through

00:59:40.760 --> 00:59:42.800
steroids or through lifting? Because steroids

00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:46.480
has this anabolic quality to it. Don't use big

00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:48.380
words and think you're getting around it. Oh,

00:59:48.380 --> 00:59:54.980
yeah! Come on! Morgan Wallen had a major hissy

00:59:54.980 --> 01:00:00.340
fit. He's a douchebag! On stage, because he couldn't

01:00:00.340 --> 01:00:02.579
hear his piano. So he gets up, he runs over and

01:00:02.579 --> 01:00:05.059
shoves the piano. My trash. And knocks it over

01:00:05.059 --> 01:00:12.110
and breaks it. Ah! You're a drunken loother.

01:00:12.230 --> 01:00:14.909
No! Is he that strong? It's pretty reckless.

01:00:15.070 --> 01:00:16.929
This is Elton John. Elton John used to do this

01:00:16.929 --> 01:00:19.269
stuff. Elton John never paid. Well, he could.

01:00:19.989 --> 01:00:23.530
President Trump is just pissed off at these performers

01:00:23.530 --> 01:00:26.489
who are dropping out at Freedom 250. Yeah, who

01:00:26.489 --> 01:00:28.469
wants to be a part of your crew, you loother?

01:00:28.670 --> 01:00:32.210
They are overpriced singers who know... Oh, I'm

01:00:32.210 --> 01:00:33.889
sick of hearing about that piece of garbage.

01:00:34.610 --> 01:00:36.130
You're just mad they don't want to be around

01:00:36.130 --> 01:00:41.289
you. You're as genuine as a daughter at. Oh,

01:00:41.289 --> 01:00:47.780
yeah. What's going on? Jennifer Lopez is shutting

01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:51.239
down those Brett Goldstein romance rumors. Brett's

01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:54.260
better off. She would just ruin him. Although

01:00:54.260 --> 01:00:57.400
The Office romance co -stars have recently sparked

01:00:57.400 --> 01:01:00.599
relationship speculation. Relationship or shits?

01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:03.340
Relationship speculation. Relationships. I like

01:01:03.340 --> 01:01:06.320
that. Yeah, Dan Hur's relationship. Relationship

01:01:06.320 --> 01:01:12.039
speculation. There you go. That's all I needed

01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:17.349
to hear. Jojo Siwa has a new accessory and it's

01:01:17.349 --> 01:01:21.670
not a bow. Dance mom's alarm is repping an eye

01:01:21.670 --> 01:01:25.050
patch as she heals from a golf cart accident

01:01:25.050 --> 01:01:29.389
that then led to an unexpected eye infection.

01:01:29.610 --> 01:01:32.730
Taking to Instagram on June 1st, the child star

01:01:32.730 --> 01:01:35.989
revealed her injury to fans. And on top of this,

01:01:36.070 --> 01:01:42.110
I also have a concussion. There you go. There's

01:01:42.110 --> 01:01:49.800
what's going on. with a JoJo Siwa. Anne Hathaway

01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:51.940
is weighing in on the possibility of a third

01:01:51.940 --> 01:01:54.840
Devil Wears Prada movie. After The Devil Wears

01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:57.639
Prada 2 became a box office hit, Anne Hathaway,

01:01:57.820 --> 01:02:00.539
who plays Andy Sachs in the beloved movie, tells

01:02:00.539 --> 01:02:02.860
Today anchor Savannah Guthrie how she would feel

01:02:02.860 --> 01:02:05.400
about returning for another round. Anne says

01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.780
this while sitting alongside Ian McGregor on

01:02:07.780 --> 01:02:10.300
the June 1st episode of Today. What's she gonna

01:02:10.300 --> 01:02:12.280
say? She doesn't want to make a lot of money?

01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:18.519
Making a vapid movie. The way that it's been

01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:21.219
embraced to the level that it has has been overwhelming

01:02:21.219 --> 01:02:23.579
and I think beyond any of our wildest dreams.

01:02:23.619 --> 01:02:25.739
So is there going to be a number three? I hope

01:02:25.739 --> 01:02:28.099
so. Yeah, it's pretty much what's going to happen.

01:02:28.780 --> 01:02:31.400
Gosh, you're so freaking pretty. It's insane.

01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:37.780
Happy Hot Topic! Alec and Hilaria Baldwin get

01:02:37.780 --> 01:02:40.940
real about how they handle their 26 -year age

01:02:40.940 --> 01:02:48.619
gap. In a May 29th interview with the Daily Mail,

01:02:48.940 --> 01:02:51.920
the couple who married in 2012 opened up about

01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:54.619
their relationship, and according to Hilaria,

01:02:54.760 --> 01:03:02.710
they're the first to joke about it. 27 -year

01:03:02.710 --> 01:03:05.550
-old yoga instructor married to a rich and famous

01:03:05.550 --> 01:03:08.630
older man. It sounds ridiculous. It sounds like

01:03:08.630 --> 01:03:13.730
a bad SNL sketch. Yeah, it pretty much is. Happy

01:03:13.730 --> 01:03:18.150
Hot Topic! Millie Bobby Brown is revealing the

01:03:18.150 --> 01:03:20.869
most surprising part of motherhood. I'm having

01:03:20.869 --> 01:03:25.289
an existential crisis every time I see a rocking

01:03:25.289 --> 01:03:28.869
body. And what I mean by that is when she first

01:03:28.869 --> 01:03:32.659
came out, And she was on Stranger Things. She

01:03:32.659 --> 01:03:34.239
was like a little kid. Now she's got this tight

01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:37.099
little, oh my God, it's weird. The actress adopted

01:03:37.099 --> 01:03:39.900
her child alongside husband Jake Bon Jovi in

01:03:39.900 --> 01:03:43.260
2025. And in a UNICEF video shared to Instagram

01:03:43.260 --> 01:03:46.099
June 1st, she said there's been times where she's

01:03:46.099 --> 01:03:48.860
felt unsure during parenthood. Talking about

01:03:48.860 --> 01:03:52.079
new things her child will do. Millie says, they're

01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:53.920
doing something and you're like, is that normal?

01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:56.480
Do they do that? And you know, I'll call my mom.

01:03:56.639 --> 01:04:00.590
She's just like my 911. There you go. 856 -49

01:04:00.590 --> 01:04:02.250
-HOPI. Let me click on this, see if this is still

01:04:02.250 --> 01:04:04.289
a video. Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

01:04:04.489 --> 01:04:07.010
This morning, in the fashion of Regina George

01:04:07.010 --> 01:04:09.690
and Cher Horowitz. Regina George is a whore.

01:04:10.070 --> 01:04:11.769
Suffering from buyer's remorse or something?

01:04:11.989 --> 01:04:14.530
God, no, nothing like that. The mall is making

01:04:14.530 --> 01:04:17.650
a comeback. The days of browsing stores. All

01:04:17.650 --> 01:04:18.889
right, so they're just going to say that Gen

01:04:18.889 --> 01:04:21.150
Z is going to the mall. It's pointless. You're

01:04:21.150 --> 01:04:24.329
walking around and your back hurts. Happy Hot

01:04:24.329 --> 01:04:28.440
Topic. Jasmine Roth is reflecting on a scary

01:04:28.440 --> 01:04:32.460
incident. On June 1st, the HGTV star shares that

01:04:32.460 --> 01:04:34.900
her and husband Brett Roth's daughter, Darla,

01:04:35.099 --> 01:04:39.150
ended up in the ER. Oh no. She writes to her

01:04:39.150 --> 01:04:42.289
Instagram stories, Today was a rough one. Darla

01:04:42.289 --> 01:04:44.909
had her first ER visit, our first since having

01:04:44.909 --> 01:04:47.889
kids, and it was a lot. She fell off the couch

01:04:47.889 --> 01:04:50.309
and hit the coffee table just right, so she had

01:04:50.309 --> 01:04:52.769
a one -inch indentation where her eyebrow was

01:04:52.769 --> 01:04:55.550
supposed to be. I was home alone with both girls

01:04:55.550 --> 01:04:57.809
and had to rush us to the hospital. Well, I'm

01:04:57.809 --> 01:05:02.050
glad she's okay. Poor kid. What's going on here?

01:05:04.190 --> 01:05:06.889
Now to the state of Florida suing OpenAI for

01:05:06.889 --> 01:05:09.550
allegedly failing to warn users that Jack Chat

01:05:09.550 --> 01:05:20.250
GPT could be dangerous. It's the first state

01:05:20.250 --> 01:05:22.489
to make such a lawsuit. I didn't know it was

01:05:22.489 --> 01:05:24.349
so dangerous. Business correspondent Rebecca

01:05:24.349 --> 01:05:26.650
Jarvis is here with the details for us. Good

01:05:26.650 --> 01:05:28.150
morning, Rebecca. As you get older, you can hear

01:05:28.150 --> 01:05:29.630
more of a speech impediment. Kind of like me.

01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:31.480
Good morning to you, Michael. Yeah, like you

01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:34.039
just said, it is the first state, Florida, to

01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:37.039
sue OpenAI, claiming it knowingly released a

01:05:37.039 --> 01:05:39.780
dangerous product, gaining success through a

01:05:39.780 --> 01:05:43.000
web of deceit and exploitation of you. I don't

01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:46.980
know. I like AI. I just think they need to have

01:05:46.980 --> 01:05:49.039
a better wall when it comes to criminals. They

01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:51.300
need to be like, no, you're out of here. Happy

01:05:51.300 --> 01:05:55.320
Hot Topic! Put everyone back home from college.

01:05:55.420 --> 01:05:57.440
People are trying to figure out this next chapter

01:05:57.440 --> 01:05:59.579
of adulthood. We're getting down to business.

01:06:00.659 --> 01:06:03.739
You don't got to be your pop's masterpiece. You

01:06:03.739 --> 01:06:06.900
got to become you. Photos of the side gossip.

01:06:07.340 --> 01:06:10.780
I take modeling seriously. This is Scotty Pippen's

01:06:10.780 --> 01:06:15.460
son, Preston Pippen. Before Calabasas Confidential.

01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:17.940
We're going to find out what Larson Pippen told

01:06:17.940 --> 01:06:20.900
him. Your mom is no stranger to reality TV. Did

01:06:20.900 --> 01:06:24.780
she give you any advice before walking into this?

01:06:24.940 --> 01:06:27.320
She just wanted to be myself. Yeah, you know.

01:06:27.360 --> 01:06:30.539
Wait, there you go. Just be yourself. What a

01:06:30.539 --> 01:06:34.400
weird family that is. 60 Minutes correspondent

01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:37.559
Scott Pelley has accused CBS News editor -in

01:06:37.559 --> 01:06:40.260
-chief Barry Weiss of, quote, murdering the show.

01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:45.219
He is so unlikable. He's got that little boomer

01:06:45.219 --> 01:06:48.320
face. Stop! You're a douche. According to the

01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:50.639
New York Times, citing an audio recording the

01:06:50.639 --> 01:06:52.880
outlet obtained of the meeting, Pelley had a

01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:55.539
tense exchange with new executive producer Nick

01:06:55.539 --> 01:06:58.500
Bilton, telling the EP he questioned the network's

01:06:58.500 --> 01:07:01.099
commitment to the future of the program. Yeah,

01:07:01.099 --> 01:07:05.989
there really is no future, Dad. Mm -hmm. Unless

01:07:05.989 --> 01:07:10.409
you're about a 1975 baby. No one watches broadcast

01:07:10.409 --> 01:07:14.449
TV! YouTube TV's too much. And we don't want

01:07:14.449 --> 01:07:16.849
to sit through the creepiness of this 60 -minute

01:07:16.849 --> 01:07:20.329
intro. Letting us know the weekend's over! Per

01:07:20.329 --> 01:07:22.489
the New York Times, citing the recording, when

01:07:22.489 --> 01:07:25.070
Bilton came to Weiss's defense, saying, Barry

01:07:25.070 --> 01:07:27.929
loves this institution, she loves 60 Minutes.

01:07:28.070 --> 01:07:30.750
Who does, besides old boomers that hate millennials?

01:07:31.530 --> 01:07:34.570
Pelly fired back with, she is murdering 60 Minutes.

01:07:34.590 --> 01:07:38.190
God, he is just so, I've never liked this. He's

01:07:38.190 --> 01:07:40.769
got a little big slap boomer face. It's just

01:07:40.769 --> 01:07:45.429
so annoying. The way he talks is like, shut up

01:07:45.429 --> 01:07:48.530
with your proper pronunciation. We get it. She

01:07:48.530 --> 01:07:50.630
does not love this place. She was brought in

01:07:50.630 --> 01:07:53.030
to kill it, and she's been doing exactly that.

01:07:53.389 --> 01:07:56.309
No, you know what killed it? No one really watches

01:07:56.309 --> 01:07:59.760
TV anymore. Kelly added, No one wants to spend

01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:01.840
their Sunday night thinking about Trump. She

01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:04.659
has no qualifications for her job. You have slender

01:08:04.659 --> 01:08:07.280
qualifications for this job. What a douchebag.

01:08:07.400 --> 01:08:11.599
He's just so unlikable. It's ridiculous how unlikable

01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:15.940
it is. It's almost insane. You are a tool. The

01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:18.020
changes that she's made at the evening news have

01:08:18.020 --> 01:08:21.939
been catastrophic. Oh, they've been so bad. Or

01:08:21.939 --> 01:08:24.060
maybe people just don't watch TV anymore. Mm

01:08:24.060 --> 01:08:26.399
-hmm. You ever think about that, Scott Perry?

01:08:27.770 --> 01:08:30.149
What a cool job you got into for all the attention.

01:08:30.470 --> 01:08:32.609
No one cares about it anymore. So why should

01:08:32.609 --> 01:08:34.850
we expect that any of this is going to be any

01:08:34.850 --> 01:08:37.130
better? I don't know. I bet you're never the

01:08:37.130 --> 01:08:44.850
problem. Shut up. Happy Hot Topic. That incident

01:08:44.850 --> 01:08:47.930
definitely, it was hurtful. It was scary. Somebody

01:08:47.930 --> 01:08:50.390
attempted at me and my family and it was unprovoked.

01:08:50.489 --> 01:08:53.579
I did. It was out of nowhere. The alleged shooter,

01:08:53.720 --> 01:08:56.800
Ivana Lissette Ortiz, remains behind bars after

01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:59.340
a judge ordered a mental health evaluation last

01:08:59.340 --> 01:09:05.199
month. I got to skip over it, but I'm going to

01:09:05.199 --> 01:09:08.439
play music. But A $AP Rocky says it's effed up

01:09:08.439 --> 01:09:11.119
that that woman tried to kill his family. All

01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:16.319
right, let's get right into those hackers hijacking

01:09:16.319 --> 01:09:19.479
high profile social accounts. I've got Mike Dabusky

01:09:19.479 --> 01:09:21.000
here. You know what I'm noticing? I didn't listen.

01:09:21.430 --> 01:09:26.270
I am now one with perfect speech. So when I say

01:09:26.270 --> 01:09:29.229
this, I'm not hating, but there are a lot of

01:09:29.229 --> 01:09:33.109
announcers that like, remember like, people like

01:09:33.109 --> 01:09:35.029
Scott Pelley, they have perfect pronunciation.

01:09:35.130 --> 01:09:37.770
They never walk over a word. And now you got

01:09:37.770 --> 01:09:40.789
Michael Strahan and this guy just, you know.

01:09:41.710 --> 01:09:43.289
All right, let's get right into those hackers

01:09:43.289 --> 01:09:47.170
hijacking high profile social media. So anyway,

01:09:47.430 --> 01:09:50.289
Meta AI was used to hack into Instagram. That

01:09:50.289 --> 01:09:54.359
sounds like a Facebook problem. Mm -hmm. Jason

01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:57.319
Sudeikis is getting candid about his dating life.

01:09:57.479 --> 01:10:00.979
He seems like he'd be a selfish lover. For he

01:10:00.979 --> 01:10:03.539
and Olivia Wilde, with whom he shares kids Otis

01:10:03.539 --> 01:10:05.760
and Daisy, split after 10 years of marriage,

01:10:06.159 --> 01:10:08.760
the actor opens up about navigating the, quote,

01:10:08.779 --> 01:10:11.979
ups and downs of the dating scene. Sharing during

01:10:11.979 --> 01:10:14.579
the June 2nd episode of the Friends Keep Secrets

01:10:14.579 --> 01:10:17.939
podcast. And everybody's going on this podcast.

01:10:19.619 --> 01:10:22.909
I'm sitting on a couch. I'm not at a point in

01:10:22.909 --> 01:10:27.289
my life where it feels good or fulfilling to

01:10:27.289 --> 01:10:31.470
date. Yeah, he's just lost. He misses the wildness

01:10:31.470 --> 01:10:34.609
of Olivia. It was finally Kyle Cook's turn to

01:10:34.609 --> 01:10:37.090
enter the hot seat, and he didn't hold back.

01:10:37.329 --> 01:10:39.850
Dishing on rumors of infidelity, a Bravo -lebrity

01:10:39.850 --> 01:10:42.729
makeout, and what ultimately led to the end of

01:10:42.729 --> 01:10:45.149
his marriage. When you say the word Bravo -lebrity,

01:10:45.170 --> 01:10:49.710
I get out of there. Director Adam Marcus is making

01:10:49.710 --> 01:10:52.170
some serious claims about the late Val Kilmer,

01:10:52.329 --> 01:10:54.930
calling the Top Gun star the worst human being

01:10:54.930 --> 01:10:57.810
I've ever known. Oh, I'm sure you never have

01:10:57.810 --> 01:11:01.750
any problems, shy ass! Adam, who worked with

01:11:01.750 --> 01:11:04.630
Kilmer on the 2008 film Conspiracy, wrote in

01:11:04.630 --> 01:11:07.869
a June 1st Facebook post, Hashtag Microintellect

01:11:07.869 --> 01:11:10.170
Monday, to that time when I directed that guy.

01:11:10.489 --> 01:11:13.409
I haven't had enough of him. Just say the name,

01:11:13.489 --> 01:11:16.680
douche! Jason Biggs' ex Jenny Mullen sparked

01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:19.579
controversy yet again just weeks after she announced

01:11:19.579 --> 01:11:22.340
her split with the American Pie actor, and now

01:11:22.340 --> 01:11:25.220
she's responding to the drama. The author and

01:11:25.220 --> 01:11:27.720
actress faced criticism for pics involving the

01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:30.479
former couple's 12 -year -old son, Sid. in the

01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:33.239
images which mullen shared to instagram may 25th

01:11:33.239 --> 01:11:36.039
the 47 year old can be seen lying on top of sid

01:11:36.039 --> 01:11:39.319
while cuddling him on a bed whatever photos are

01:11:39.319 --> 01:11:42.159
still posted on her ig she has since it looks

01:11:42.159 --> 01:11:43.819
weird it looks like they're almost making out

01:11:43.819 --> 01:11:46.220
it's strange we did the caption in which she

01:11:46.220 --> 01:11:48.380
joked your eldest son will be the most toxic

01:11:48.380 --> 01:11:50.800
guy you ever date i'm glad you're putting it

01:11:50.800 --> 01:11:57.000
out there This morning, images of an alleged

01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:59.720
stalker at pop star Sabrina Carpenter's front

01:11:59.720 --> 01:12:02.279
door. Obtaining a temporary restraining order

01:12:02.279 --> 01:12:07.159
against a 31 -year -old man. Loser! Who tried

01:12:07.159 --> 01:12:09.680
to enter her Los Angeles home. Yeah, he was trying

01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:13.680
to enter more than someone else. Morgan Wallen

01:12:13.680 --> 01:12:16.539
is responding to his piano controversy. Why are

01:12:16.539 --> 01:12:21.060
you such a douchebag? There's a lot of hot girls

01:12:21.060 --> 01:12:24.880
that like Morgan Wallen. I try to enjoy his music.

01:12:25.260 --> 01:12:28.460
It's good, but it's not for me. I'm not really

01:12:28.460 --> 01:12:31.899
into drunken losers that are never the problem

01:12:31.899 --> 01:12:35.380
that surround themselves with yes men. Not really

01:12:35.380 --> 01:12:39.149
my vibe. Just being honest. the country singer's

01:12:39.149 --> 01:12:41.470
frustrations got the best of him mid -concert

01:12:41.470 --> 01:12:44.189
as he faced technical difficulties with the piano

01:12:44.189 --> 01:12:47.449
videos circulating on social media morgan finished

01:12:47.449 --> 01:12:50.510
an acoustic oh yay you know he finishes every

01:12:50.510 --> 01:12:53.250
night performance of his song sand in my boots

01:12:53.250 --> 01:12:57.789
at his may 20th stand in your boots Ninth concert

01:12:57.789 --> 01:13:00.409
in Denver, Colorado. Before pushing over and

01:13:00.409 --> 01:13:04.270
breaking a piano. He's so tough! Throw a chair

01:13:04.270 --> 01:13:08.189
in the bag and have a shining piano. He's a gangster!

01:13:09.479 --> 01:13:11.659
Seemingly malfunctioned during his concert. After

01:13:11.659 --> 01:13:14.079
the top of the piano shattered against the hard

01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:16.819
stage floor, fans could be heard both gasping

01:13:16.819 --> 01:13:18.880
and cheering and empowering. Oh, the morons.

01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:23.600
Cheering. Or field at Mile High Stadium during

01:13:23.600 --> 01:13:25.819
this shocking moment. As clips of the moment

01:13:25.819 --> 01:13:28.199
made the rounds on social media, users in the

01:13:28.199 --> 01:13:30.300
comments section chimed in about his bad boy

01:13:30.300 --> 01:13:33.199
behavior, writing, maturity at its best. Not

01:13:33.199 --> 01:13:37.600
a loser. But man, he has sexual... Beautiful

01:13:37.600 --> 01:13:43.630
woman. So you gotta give them that. Kendall Jenner

01:13:43.630 --> 01:13:45.890
and Jacob Elordi are taking their romance global.

01:13:47.310 --> 01:13:49.449
The pair made their way to Tokyo where they Oh

01:13:49.449 --> 01:13:52.789
yeah, he's planning. were spotted enjoying ramen

01:13:52.789 --> 01:13:55.670
at restaurant Udon Shin in a selfie uploaded

01:13:55.670 --> 01:13:57.689
by Alright, so they're eating ramen. You know,

01:13:57.689 --> 01:14:02.390
she's firing on her outside. This summer, people

01:14:02.390 --> 01:14:05.010
are reconnecting. We all haven't hung out in

01:14:05.010 --> 01:14:07.979
a hot minute. It's actually going worse than

01:14:07.979 --> 01:14:10.399
I thought. I'm so cocky. Are there any regrets

01:14:10.399 --> 01:14:13.579
from any of you? All right, so it's Jody Woods

01:14:13.579 --> 01:14:16.939
responding to Jordan Woods and Kylie Jenner rekindling

01:14:16.939 --> 01:14:19.500
their friendship. For what you guys put out there,

01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:21.739
it's hard to say because we haven't seen it yet.

01:14:21.899 --> 01:14:25.539
All right. Jody Woods looks like she'd be fine

01:14:25.539 --> 01:14:33.000
to have sex with. All right, happy soaps. What?

01:14:33.279 --> 01:14:36.729
What is it? Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down

01:14:36.729 --> 01:14:40.689
the scenes NBA drama, living out the dreams Fencewives

01:14:40.689 --> 01:14:43.289
wildin', stories about the queens Droppin' dollars,

01:14:43.409 --> 01:14:46.489
bombs all in on the schemes Hoppy's loose, man,

01:14:46.550 --> 01:14:49.489
he knows it all From scandals to the court, rise

01:14:49.489 --> 01:14:54.189
and fall So I'm going to preface it by saying

01:14:54.189 --> 01:15:01.369
this is recorded on Tuesday, June 3rd. So I don't

01:15:01.369 --> 01:15:04.529
know who won the NBA finals. So the people listening

01:15:04.529 --> 01:15:08.010
in Fresno, you don't know. So I actually took

01:15:08.010 --> 01:15:10.329
out the clips of the press conference because

01:15:10.329 --> 01:15:16.850
it's going to be late. But here we go. Here is

01:15:16.850 --> 01:15:18.829
Josh Hart talking about playing fewer minutes.

01:15:20.160 --> 01:15:22.539
No, I definitely didn't see the bigger picture,

01:15:22.619 --> 01:15:26.119
you know, in those moments. There was moments

01:15:26.119 --> 01:15:29.300
I went home and I'm like, I'm like, Dan, you

01:15:29.300 --> 01:15:33.140
know, am I ass? I feel that I've been there before.

01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:38.399
What do we got here? Here is Darius Garland on

01:15:38.399 --> 01:15:40.680
Lonzo Ball's podcast talking about the Cavs.

01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:43.600
A little up and down. I don't like the way it's

01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:46.079
been a little gloomy lately. Speaking about gloomy,

01:15:46.140 --> 01:15:55.579
let's talk about Cleveland. What are you guys'

01:15:55.680 --> 01:15:57.380
thoughts that you see so far in the playoffs

01:15:57.380 --> 01:16:00.739
so far? Man, not everybody needs a podcast. Playoffs

01:16:00.739 --> 01:16:04.779
over. Well, they didn't got swept while y 'all

01:16:04.779 --> 01:16:08.020
watching this. Playoffs is over. Playoffs over

01:16:08.020 --> 01:16:15.140
for the evening. Well said. Morons. Here is Wemby

01:16:15.140 --> 01:16:17.100
talking about seeing Greg Popovich after the

01:16:17.100 --> 01:16:19.380
Western Conference Finals win. So for the first

01:16:19.380 --> 01:16:21.600
question, yes, of course, I saw Pop right away

01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:26.380
when we landed. And the emotion was really something

01:16:26.380 --> 01:16:29.640
I haven't felt in a while. I don't even know

01:16:29.640 --> 01:16:35.779
since when. And coming back down from this is

01:16:35.779 --> 01:16:39.800
a challenge. There you go. And then here is Jalen

01:16:39.800 --> 01:16:44.510
Brunson on... What do you learn from their last

01:16:44.510 --> 01:16:48.170
playoff experience? A couple days off, but when

01:16:48.170 --> 01:16:50.130
we were in the gym, we were focused. We were

01:16:50.130 --> 01:16:55.550
practicing pretty hard, understanding that not

01:16:55.550 --> 01:16:57.310
knowing who we were playing yet, we had to prepare

01:16:57.310 --> 01:16:59.770
for both teams. We didn't want to be behind the

01:16:59.770 --> 01:17:07.109
eight ball. It was really important for us to

01:17:07.109 --> 01:17:10.770
have those days because we saw how we came out

01:17:10.770 --> 01:17:15.479
in game one last time. So there you go. I could

01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:17.560
not believe this. Well, first of all, before

01:17:17.560 --> 01:17:21.779
we get to that, here is Michael Jordan and Gayle

01:17:21.779 --> 01:17:26.659
King not having sex. Is there a teeny tiny part

01:17:26.659 --> 01:17:29.420
of you that misses basketball, that wishes you

01:17:29.420 --> 01:17:32.220
could pick up a ball? 100%. It's not just a teeny,

01:17:32.300 --> 01:17:35.079
it's a huge beast. But I've compensated that

01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:38.779
feeling through NASCAR or through fishing that

01:17:38.779 --> 01:17:40.680
I like going fishing. Yeah, he's competitive.

01:17:42.119 --> 01:17:46.000
That urge to dream that if I wish I can still

01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:48.260
pick up a basketball. You would still. You would.

01:17:48.359 --> 01:17:51.640
I would love to do that. There you are. Here

01:17:51.640 --> 01:17:57.979
is Neon and. It's Neon and Andre Drummond. It's

01:17:57.979 --> 01:18:01.220
freaking great. And they're at a rest time. And,

01:18:01.260 --> 01:18:05.399
you know, Neon. It's from that era of kids that

01:18:05.399 --> 01:18:07.199
have to say outlandish things for attention.

01:18:07.659 --> 01:18:09.560
And he said that James Harden is better than

01:18:09.560 --> 01:18:12.220
LeBron in Cleveland. He's a highly respected

01:18:12.220 --> 01:18:16.239
man. Tell me, LeBron. Who's your favorite player

01:18:16.239 --> 01:18:18.180
growing up? Well, still growing up. The most

01:18:18.180 --> 01:18:20.979
unguardable player of all time. Let's hear it.

01:18:21.060 --> 01:18:23.239
Better than LeBron. Oh, my. Better than Jordan.

01:18:23.439 --> 01:18:26.779
Oh, Lord. Better than Kyrie. My God. James Harden.

01:18:29.899 --> 01:18:35.239
What a stupid moron. that's the problem with

01:18:35.239 --> 01:18:38.659
the 22 year olds when they were like 13 he was

01:18:38.659 --> 01:18:41.460
under rockets but they had to go to bed because

01:18:41.460 --> 01:18:42.699
they had school the next day and they didn't

01:18:42.699 --> 01:18:45.819
see him choking midnight what whoa jane's heart

01:18:45.819 --> 01:18:51.399
oh shit his old man's in next to them chimes

01:18:51.399 --> 01:18:58.420
in what whoa jane's heart oh shit i'm from cleveland

01:18:58.420 --> 01:19:04.399
oh man you don't think so Man, does he not do

01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:08.680
any prep? Neon. I like your body work. It's cool,

01:19:08.880 --> 01:19:11.579
whatever. You got to do research. In the other

01:19:11.579 --> 01:19:13.920
clip, you were like to Andre Drummond, why was

01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:17.260
the heart playing the Knicks? Do you watch sports?

01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:23.699
Let me take a pot. Come on, man. No, Andre, they

01:19:23.699 --> 01:19:25.000
don't have a parking lot. It's nothing with you.

01:19:25.060 --> 01:19:28.880
You're a douche bag. James Hardy, man. Nice to

01:19:28.880 --> 01:19:31.619
meet you, sir. He was not going to let that kid

01:19:31.619 --> 01:19:36.939
slant. I could not believe this. LeBron James

01:19:36.939 --> 01:19:41.279
is a classless idiot. He has no respect for anybody.

01:19:41.640 --> 01:19:43.939
And we're all supposed to deal with the Gen Z

01:19:43.939 --> 01:19:45.920
kids like Neon that grew up with him so they

01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:51.100
love him. He wouldn't piss on you if you're on

01:19:51.100 --> 01:19:56.100
fire. Here he is talking about Ron Harper throwing

01:19:56.100 --> 01:20:00.279
shots for no reason with little Steve Nash. who's

01:20:00.279 --> 01:20:04.340
the co -host of his podcast, who lets LeBron

01:20:04.340 --> 01:20:07.800
and Clutch Sports say whatever they want. And

01:20:07.800 --> 01:20:10.119
I don't like that. My lifetime, I've never seen

01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:12.399
a team that have an MVP and then a rookie of

01:20:12.399 --> 01:20:17.340
the year. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, especially maybe

01:20:17.340 --> 01:20:20.239
if he started the year, but they're stacked.

01:20:20.579 --> 01:20:25.079
But Dylan's great. Yeah. I'm a big fan. Yeah,

01:20:25.079 --> 01:20:26.760
Dylan's great. I mean, his daddy ain't shit,

01:20:26.800 --> 01:20:33.539
but he's - What? Let me make sure. Who is Dylan

01:20:33.539 --> 01:20:38.539
Harper's dad? It's Ron Harper, the five -time

01:20:38.539 --> 01:20:42.560
NBA champion, dad. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let

01:20:42.560 --> 01:20:47.239
me see here. How many rings does LeBron have?

01:20:49.220 --> 01:20:53.989
Oh, you got five. You're talking about somebody,

01:20:54.050 --> 01:20:56.010
yeah, I know you're the role player, but he was

01:20:56.010 --> 01:21:00.090
a baller, a shot caller, and you're a classless

01:21:00.090 --> 01:21:03.590
idiot that never cheats on Savannah with other

01:21:03.590 --> 01:21:06.909
women. Shut your ass. And Steve, now shame on

01:21:06.909 --> 01:21:09.289
you for not pushing back. You're a beta male

01:21:09.289 --> 01:21:12.789
that let LeBron push you around. I'll see him

01:21:12.789 --> 01:21:16.529
when I see him. I'll be with my snow bunny and

01:21:16.529 --> 01:21:20.050
have everyone sign NDAs. Shut up. You're a douche.

01:21:23.350 --> 01:21:25.869
Gee, everybody like LeBron wonders why people

01:21:25.869 --> 01:21:27.949
hate them. And then you talk crap about a great

01:21:27.949 --> 01:21:30.090
role player from the 90s that has more class

01:21:30.090 --> 01:21:34.369
than you. Shut up. Go bang a snow bunny and make

01:21:34.369 --> 01:21:44.250
Savannah cry at home. Oh, yeah. We got 99 days

01:21:44.250 --> 01:21:49.899
until the NFL returns. Joy Reid from MSNBC did

01:21:49.899 --> 01:21:53.640
not like Jackson Dart. Whatever. AJ Brown said

01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:56.180
he doesn't want to talk about him and Jalen Hurts'

01:21:56.239 --> 01:22:00.560
relationship. Larry Fitzgerald mourns the death

01:22:00.560 --> 01:22:05.819
of his father. Jason Kelsey wrote a new book

01:22:05.819 --> 01:22:10.460
and gave a shout out to Taylor and Travis Kelsey.

01:22:12.079 --> 01:22:14.960
So that's happening. I'm really not rushing to

01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:18.399
have the NFL begin. Because to me, when it begins,

01:22:18.579 --> 01:22:25.520
I mean, it's going to be cold weather. And I

01:22:25.520 --> 01:22:29.399
live somewhere where there's things to do. So

01:22:29.399 --> 01:22:32.859
I'm not really rushing to have shorter days.

01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:35.920
We're going to talk about Miles Garrett and more.

01:22:36.039 --> 01:22:50.719
But first, let's let this music play out. Here

01:22:50.719 --> 01:22:53.100
is Miles Garrett saying why he left Cleveland.

01:22:54.039 --> 01:22:56.039
Since the very beginning, it's always been about

01:22:56.039 --> 01:23:02.319
winning. It just breaks down to the timing of

01:23:02.319 --> 01:23:05.140
everything. What does it realistically look like

01:23:05.140 --> 01:23:12.069
to be a winner now? an opportunity to do that,

01:23:12.069 --> 01:23:14.289
you know, immediately. You know, that was an

01:23:14.289 --> 01:23:16.149
opportunity that was just, you know, too difficult

01:23:16.149 --> 01:23:19.149
to pass up. And, you know, I always have, you

01:23:19.149 --> 01:23:21.869
know, love my heart for Cleveland City, you know,

01:23:21.869 --> 01:23:24.130
community, you know, all its players and everything

01:23:24.130 --> 01:23:27.510
else. But the opportunity to come here, have

01:23:27.510 --> 01:23:31.670
an immediate and profound impact on this team,

01:23:31.789 --> 01:23:33.989
you know, it was something I just, you know,

01:23:33.989 --> 01:23:42.250
had to move forward with. No, definitely. Definitely

01:23:42.250 --> 01:23:45.350
have to sleep on it. I don't take my time in

01:23:45.350 --> 01:23:49.390
Cleveland for granted. I did love being there.

01:23:51.029 --> 01:23:55.369
Cleveland means well. My family have become really

01:23:55.369 --> 01:23:58.369
a part of the community. There you go. So there's

01:23:58.369 --> 01:24:01.510
that. And here's Mike Vrabel talking about A

01:24:01.510 --> 01:24:10.890
.J. Brown. Well, I mean, again, whatever happens

01:24:10.890 --> 01:24:15.810
or comes up, I think that I can't say that there's

01:24:15.810 --> 01:24:17.770
not going to be things that come up with AJ,

01:24:18.010 --> 01:24:22.590
with, you know, any single player, right? I think

01:24:22.590 --> 01:24:25.329
that this is a competitive game, highly competitive.

01:24:26.149 --> 01:24:28.829
Players want to win. Players want to do everything

01:24:28.829 --> 01:24:30.710
they can to help their team. They want to make

01:24:30.710 --> 01:24:34.699
sure that people are on the right page. So I

01:24:34.699 --> 01:24:37.140
don't I don't get into a lot of that. I do get

01:24:37.140 --> 01:24:43.020
into Diana Rossini. Here is Sean McVay on a chance

01:24:43.020 --> 01:24:52.319
that Aaron Donald might come back. Listen, if

01:24:52.319 --> 01:24:55.239
he's interested, you know, there is no. Here's

01:24:55.239 --> 01:24:56.699
what I say. You talk to Aaron and you see what

01:24:56.699 --> 01:24:59.300
he's saying about that. Yeah. And then here's

01:24:59.300 --> 01:25:02.670
Aaron. Talking about why he left the NFL at such

01:25:02.670 --> 01:25:04.350
an age. This is a clip. I don't know if it was

01:25:04.350 --> 01:25:09.449
from the same day. Ten years. Ten Pro Bowls.

01:25:09.590 --> 01:25:12.689
Eight All Pros. Three Defensive Player of the

01:25:12.689 --> 01:25:14.630
Year. And Rookie Defensive Player of the Year.

01:25:14.789 --> 01:25:19.590
That hot piece of answer porn. Two NFC Championships.

01:25:19.909 --> 01:25:22.569
Three NFC West Championships. So he accomplished

01:25:22.569 --> 01:25:27.140
a lot. Here is Jim Schwartz. Jim Schwartz said

01:25:27.140 --> 01:25:29.279
we had a lot of success on defense. The Browns

01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:31.000
made a change ahead coach and passed over me

01:25:31.000 --> 01:25:35.060
with all the success we had. Jim Schwartz, I

01:25:35.060 --> 01:25:36.560
think you might need to realize that you're a

01:25:36.560 --> 01:25:40.960
good defensive mind, but just not a coach. We'll

01:25:40.960 --> 01:25:42.220
be right back and we're going to wrap it up.

01:25:57.919 --> 01:26:00.600
RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be right back.

01:26:00.840 --> 01:26:03.699
You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:26:03.699 --> 01:26:09.500
going outside, all I smell is poop. And we'll

01:26:09.500 --> 01:26:14.140
call it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

01:26:14.380 --> 01:26:16.399
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:19.140
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:26:19.140 --> 01:26:21.800
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:26:21.800 --> 01:26:24.779
around, folks. Let me press this button right

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here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be

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right back. Hear it, clean and pleasure paid.

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major net Now I'm fuckin' with your head Pussy

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got grip, pussy so fresh Pussy so tight, pussy

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Pound game on ya, like I'm tryna kill ya Eat

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the brakes off ya, I'm gon' get off Shawty is

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amazing so I'm gon' hit it wrong After I met

01:27:24.050 --> 01:27:27.960
her, I'ma lay in it This pussy is a house, I'ma

01:27:27.960 --> 01:27:31.560
stay in it I own this pussy, I know it, I ain't

01:27:31.560 --> 01:27:34.220
rent it And after you nut, I wipe it off now

01:28:15.020 --> 01:28:18.100
the pussy up, up, put her in a coma, homie, sex

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off the beat up, niggas love how I beat up, beat

01:28:20.739 --> 01:28:23.520
up, head game means, niggas love how I eat up,

01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:26.439
how I give a dick, dick, she give me pleasure,

01:28:26.600 --> 01:28:29.079
pleasure, boy, all the time, love, baby, take

01:28:29.079 --> 01:28:31.260
pressure, pressure, put my tongue in her, huh,

01:28:31.359 --> 01:28:34.000
niggas gotta wet her, wet her, babe, adult dick,

01:28:34.020 --> 01:28:37.020
now I hit her whenever, ever, niggas gotta snap

01:28:37.020 --> 01:28:39.739
her, that pussy be biting, right, dick in that

01:28:39.739 --> 01:28:43.159
pussy, yo, we be fighting, we gon' fuck, girl,

01:28:43.300 --> 01:30:31.939
girl, till you pass Please, please, we're killing

01:30:31.939 --> 01:30:34.560
them on this one, man. From 5B to the M -I -A

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-O. Welcome to 5B Hour. In your heart, you know

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what you like. Now for something completely different.

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Door is closing. Door is closing. Happy hour.

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Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is.

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The most recent radio show on the planet. The

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other stations are tuned in, too. Yo, it's happy

01:32:27.779 --> 01:32:30.939
hour, we about to go live. Tampa Bay News is

01:32:30.939 --> 01:32:33.220
the place we arrive. From the beach to the bay

01:32:33.220 --> 01:32:35.640
and the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter

01:32:35.640 --> 01:32:57.510
than the floor of the groove. Ryan Hop on the

01:32:57.510 --> 01:33:00.529
mic, spittin' fire again National waves and the

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city's his friend Broken red lines, bet you can't

01:33:03.350 --> 01:33:05.770
resist Every scoop hittin' harder than a clenched

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fist days after the new howard franklin express

01:33:31.189 --> 01:33:33.890
lanes open a man is facing criminal charges for

01:33:33.890 --> 01:33:38.109
a little nipple baby bitch allegedly using them

01:33:38.109 --> 01:33:44.289
like a racetrack does not mean express trooper

01:33:44.289 --> 01:33:46.789
say 21 year old travis hill was clocked at 107

01:33:46.789 --> 01:33:51.850
miles per hour loser in a 55 mile per hour zone

01:33:52.119 --> 01:33:54.119
oh yeah i'll be honest though when i was younger

01:33:54.119 --> 01:33:59.539
i used to speed it's like that rick ross song

01:33:59.539 --> 01:34:03.220
if you're a duke energy customer starting this

01:34:03.220 --> 01:34:05.359
month duke is lowering bills for the third time

01:34:05.359 --> 01:34:07.840
this year hell yeah you know what they need to

01:34:07.840 --> 01:34:10.460
do though is bring back that feature to push

01:34:10.460 --> 01:34:15.539
back the bill they got rid of it customers will

01:34:15.539 --> 01:34:17.680
see about a six dollar credit each month through

01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:22.779
september six dollars Wow, so impressive. Shut

01:34:22.779 --> 01:34:29.960
up. 10 Tampa Bay breaking news. Oh, yeah. It

01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:35.159
totally wasn't breaking anywhere else. No. Your

01:34:35.159 --> 01:34:37.239
time now, 1 o 'clock. Clearwater police say they

01:34:37.239 --> 01:34:39.119
have arrested the person responsible for shooting

01:34:39.119 --> 01:34:41.539
a teenager at Clearwater Beach on Sunday. That

01:34:41.539 --> 01:34:45.239
suspect, only 16 years old. And a future thug.

01:34:45.399 --> 01:34:50.270
So there you go. No, they're moron. APT is facing

01:34:50.270 --> 01:34:52.890
serious charges after police say a prank caused

01:34:52.890 --> 01:34:55.510
more than $1 ,000 in damage. Investigators say

01:34:55.510 --> 01:34:58.050
18 -year -old Jaheim Walker was caught on surveillance

01:34:58.050 --> 01:35:02.789
video Saturday night throwing eggs, cans of sardines,

01:35:02.789 --> 01:35:05.409
and black hair dye at a home and black hair dye.

01:35:05.689 --> 01:35:10.210
Throw a wave. A Florida man convicted of killing

01:35:10.210 --> 01:35:12.210
his girlfriend's five -month -old daughter is

01:35:12.210 --> 01:35:14.649
scheduled to be executed tonight. Bye, bitch!

01:35:15.029 --> 01:35:18.170
Andrew Lukehart admitted to killing baby Gabrielle

01:35:18.170 --> 01:35:22.329
Hanshaw in 1996. We gave him 30 years. That's

01:35:22.329 --> 01:35:26.140
bullshit! Well, Pasco County deputies showed

01:35:26.140 --> 01:35:28.659
up to the Grove Outdoor Shopping Center in Wesley

01:35:28.659 --> 01:35:31.880
Chapel last night after rumors of a planned teen

01:35:31.880 --> 01:35:34.680
takeover. All right, teen takeover. More like

01:35:34.680 --> 01:35:37.039
thug takeover, if we're being honest. I mean,

01:35:37.060 --> 01:35:39.640
it's of all skin colors, but they are thugs.

01:35:40.359 --> 01:35:52.779
Oh! Hey! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is

01:35:52.779 --> 01:35:55.800
hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy

01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:58.380
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy

01:35:58.380 --> 01:36:00.939
Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't gloves

01:36:00.939 --> 01:36:03.880
In concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse

01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:06.760
Downtown echoes to calves and faded calves Past

01:36:06.760 --> 01:36:09.159
the preachin' hustle, corner kids tradin' maps

01:36:09.159 --> 01:36:11.960
Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps

01:36:11.960 --> 01:36:15.640
Cleveland news, where the truth gets raw Rust

01:36:15.640 --> 01:36:29.689
belt blues, every crack, every flaw A local man

01:36:29.689 --> 01:36:32.729
accused in a horrific attack at Cedar Point got

01:36:32.729 --> 01:36:35.569
a surprise in the courtroom this morning. Thanks

01:36:35.569 --> 01:36:38.729
for joining us this noon. His bond was only $8

01:36:38.729 --> 01:36:42.010
,000 for beating up a transgender woman. It should

01:36:42.010 --> 01:36:45.770
have been a hate crime because he's a thug. with

01:36:45.770 --> 01:36:47.729
us here welcome to three news at four it is 4

01:36:47.729 --> 01:36:51.510
30 on the dot and we begin with some disturbing

01:36:51.510 --> 01:36:54.090
allegations out of stark county today washington

01:36:54.090 --> 01:36:56.529
township's volunteer assistant fire chief donald

01:36:56.529 --> 01:36:59.489
morrow has been suspended now after federal authorities

01:36:59.489 --> 01:37:02.439
arrested him in a child pornography investigation.

01:37:02.779 --> 01:37:05.180
Oh yeah, I'm sure he listens to Alan Cox every

01:37:05.180 --> 01:37:08.539
afternoon. We are also hearing from fans about

01:37:08.539 --> 01:37:10.840
the Garrett trade. Caitlin McCarthy spent the

01:37:10.840 --> 01:37:13.760
night getting their reaction. Oh yeah, she spent

01:37:13.760 --> 01:37:16.439
the night and gave them all a good time. And

01:37:16.439 --> 01:38:12.920
that is it. I mean, if you can get drunk and

01:38:12.920 --> 01:38:14.960
paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

01:38:15.039 --> 01:38:21.460
you might realize... I live in Cleveland. How

01:38:21.460 --> 01:38:25.439
the hell did this happen? You know, did I used

01:38:25.439 --> 01:38:28.920
to eat babies in a former life? And then you

01:38:28.920 --> 01:38:30.399
look around at your tiny little house that you

01:38:30.399 --> 01:38:32.180
can't afford because of the mortgage crisis and

01:38:32.180 --> 01:38:34.359
your horrible little sloppy kids who will have

01:38:34.359 --> 01:38:36.000
diabetes by the time they're eight because they

01:38:36.000 --> 01:38:39.880
live on corn syrup and lye. And then you look

01:38:39.880 --> 01:38:42.300
at your big bloated mess of a life and she waddles

01:38:42.300 --> 01:38:44.260
over to you with her front butt going out over

01:38:44.260 --> 01:38:47.439
the top of her ass and going, I'm going to go

01:38:47.439 --> 01:38:49.500
shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,

01:38:49.539 --> 01:38:57.020
right? Do you regret anything that you said about

01:38:57.020 --> 01:39:01.619
Cleveland? I didn't regret it at all. Do you

01:39:01.619 --> 01:39:03.720
like it? Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean,

01:39:03.739 --> 01:39:05.819
I never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland

01:39:05.819 --> 01:39:09.539
on vacation. I think it's cool. What's so cool

01:39:09.539 --> 01:39:42.220
about Cleveland? Whether you're white, or black,

01:39:42.439 --> 01:39:45.920
or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your

01:39:45.920 --> 01:39:49.100
dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law

01:39:49.100 --> 01:39:53.140
it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

01:39:53.140 --> 01:39:55.420
the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.

01:39:55.760 --> 01:39:59.020
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

01:40:00.260 --> 01:40:02.460
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

01:40:02.460 --> 01:40:04.220
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

01:40:04.220 --> 01:40:35.359
a dairy cow. What? So if there's a few bucks

01:40:35.359 --> 01:40:38.060
left over, you know, go get something nice. Yeah!

01:40:49.299 --> 01:40:52.680
I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up here. I had

01:40:52.680 --> 01:40:56.420
like half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this

01:40:56.420 --> 01:41:00.060
whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the Sandman

01:41:00.060 --> 01:41:20.750
is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs in four scientific

01:41:20.750 --> 01:41:25.390
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

01:41:25.390 --> 01:41:29.130
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

01:41:29.470 --> 01:41:34.649
You know, like Dr. Grace. God, you're stupid.

01:41:37.229 --> 01:41:44.619
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. Have

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you turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd

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01:42:18.529 --> 01:42:21.350
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01:42:21.350 --> 01:42:24.010
-hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet night

01:42:24.010 --> 01:42:25.810
or something. Ooh, you want to get that slice?

01:42:26.130 --> 01:42:28.710
Where they put them firecrackers up your butthole?

01:42:29.029 --> 01:42:31.710
Now, that's a good... No, not that specific,

01:42:31.729 --> 01:42:34.689
sir. But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:42:34.770 --> 01:42:37.689
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

01:42:37.689 --> 01:42:40.029
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:42:40.050 --> 01:42:42.350
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:42:42.750 --> 01:42:47.600
I don't think he said his name. Brandly changed

01:42:47.600 --> 01:42:50.560
business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on

01:42:50.560 --> 01:42:52.800
the iBox neither. Sheriff says you ran from down

01:42:52.800 --> 01:42:55.039
hell down to the library. Yeah, you know I did.

01:42:55.319 --> 01:43:03.739
You go strong, you don't go at all. Whoa, a real

01:43:03.739 --> 01:43:06.939
live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New

01:43:06.939 --> 01:43:11.380
Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal egg. It doesn't

01:43:11.380 --> 01:43:13.819
look so shiny to me. It's shinier than yours,

01:43:13.880 --> 01:43:52.520
meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy

01:43:52.520 --> 01:44:05.560
Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:44:05.560 --> 01:44:08.220
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You call

01:44:08.220 --> 01:44:22.550
me a hobo. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:44:22.550 --> 01:44:25.010
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:44:25.010 --> 01:44:27.649
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:44:27.649 --> 01:44:48.379
in his selection, so stick around, folks. You

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probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:44:52.180 --> 01:44:58.000
going outside, all I smell is poop. And we'll

01:44:58.000 --> 01:45:02.640
call it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

01:45:02.880 --> 01:45:04.899
if you don't feel like listening to this next

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song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:45:07.619 --> 01:45:10.300
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

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around, folks. And that is that. right back.

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You called me a Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:45:35.840 --> 01:45:41.680
going outside, all I smell is poop. And we'll

01:45:41.680 --> 01:45:46.260
call it a day. The seaman was so big. As a reminder,

01:45:46.539 --> 01:45:48.560
if you don't feel like listening to this next

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Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

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you know how to spell radio. Or it's in my podcast

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section. So whenever you listen to Hoppy Hour

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like you are right now in the podcast, this on,

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let's hear from Hammerin' Hank, which you can

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H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank Show, and check it

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often treated like they are different. Believe

01:53:23.489 --> 01:53:27.090
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, and my buddies

01:53:27.090 --> 01:53:30.250
may have known me as Hammerin' I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:53:33.270 --> 01:53:36.210
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

01:53:39.689 --> 01:53:41.989
degree in radio broadcasting and I work in the

01:53:41.989 --> 01:53:44.590
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People with autism have

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no need, no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn. We'll be right back. Hello again,

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it's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer Hank.

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I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a

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condition called autism. That's right, it's a

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condition, not a disease. The fact is, autism

01:59:48.699 --> 01:59:51.319
can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.

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People with autism normally have difficulties

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in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In recent studies, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I think just by having friends and

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family, having a college education, by having

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homework in the San Francisco Bay Area as an

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honored person on Hoppy's hour almost done, feels

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like robbery in vain Cryin' Hoppy on the mic,

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droppin' with some new screams Syndicated scarl,

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now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy

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hour, comin' so close Radio waves, made it like

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a well -composed lie This is going dim. Here

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comes Mr. Hoppy. Fingers without rings. He ain't

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sexy. I don't get to sleep. But soon as I'll.