Hoppe Hump Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.27.26)

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Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Standby. I am telling you that the Tampa Bay

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media essentially covered up the Wander Franco

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case. Now, do I need the Tampa Bay media every

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single day to be covering it? No. But he literally

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essentially got away with not getting any prison

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time. even though he was found criminally responsible.

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And that's because he's Wanda Franco. He's the

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world -famous baseball player. And shame on that

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mom and that daughter for pimping out your daughter

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like that. What are you doing? Have we lost all

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credibility in this world? All right, here is

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the Wanda Franco clip. Right here, we're going

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to learn about Wanda Franco. Former Tampa Bay

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Raiders shortstop Wanda Franco has been convicted

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of sexually abusing a minor. According to multiple...

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Yeah, when you hear them say a minor and you

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hear them say it out loud, it sounds really repulsive.

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Because nobody wants to think about what he did.

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But when you really start to go down the rabbit

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hole of, oh, yeah, he's a pedophile, it's not

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so cool. Yeah, he was able to swing home runs

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or whatever, but... That ain't it, dog. Outlats

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in the Dominican Republican panel of judges handed

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down its ruling in his retrial. Yeah, you know,

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there was no coverage of this. Oh, he'll be sharing

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a card with the first place Rays and how they're

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winning games. I remember when my former coworker

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Aaron Jacobson said he was the future of the

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Rays. How did that work out? Hours ago, judges

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found Franco criminally responsible for sexual

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and psychological abuse of a minor. Yeah, again,

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they keep using that word minor, and it keeps

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reminding you that you're the minor. The court

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stopped short of sending him to prison instead,

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granting a judicial pardon. That ruling comes

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nearly... Yeah, I don't know, man. It's just

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absolutely off -putting how this area is like...

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I was down to all the original age. Jeffrey Knight,

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Mike Alta, Wanda Friend. an appeals court overturned

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his previous conviction and ordered a new trial.

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He always looks sad in court. Like, shut up,

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bitch. You're getting away with being a pedophile.

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Video here shows him in the courtroom during

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that trial. Prosecutors accused Franco of having

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a relationship with a 14 -year -old girl and

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providing money to her family. I am as guilty

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as the Tampa Bay media is for not reporting on

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it. The only clip was that 45 -second little,

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you know. Well, I'm telling you, And in Chicago,

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we cover the hard -hitting topics. We don't hide

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from them. We don't want to lose our press pass,

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you know? We don't care. Not here. We got to

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keep the race happy. Yes. Because the race are

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not happy at us. I don't think women realize

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how healthy it is for men to get laid. Like,

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you're honestly an angel when you have sex with

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us. I don't care what I do that way. I can be

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a frickin' model. I'm probably not a prostitute

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because I would never do that. Could you imagine

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that? Dive and dives, man. More after my breakup

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from my fiance nine years ago, man. I have a

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lot of breakups. I don't know what I have more

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of, breakups or radio jobs. There were times

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that I was lonely. I never thought about going

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on Rug Maps or whatever that site is. Man, if

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you're paying for sex, you're a lizard, dude.

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I mean, I sure am like Amsterdam or Vegas. But

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that thing is always one time. You know what?

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We're going to tell a little story. Today's show

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is going to be really long. I went to bed at

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like 9 p .m. Story up. Hey, one second. Storytime

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music. Yeah, last night I went to bed at like

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9. I got up at 10 a .m. I probably also got up

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at 10 p .m. as well. So right now it's like 11

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.32 and I got nothing to do today. So today's

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going to be just me rambling. But I'm creating

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some music on Zoom. Some AI music for storytime.

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Let's see how this sounds. Talking about the

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loneliness of my life. In 2019. But I'm totally

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not lonely. So, that was this time. I was talking

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to this girl on Tinder about, I don't know, seven

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years ago. It was seven years ago. And she goes,

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have you ever heard of Fantasyland in Tampa?

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Yeah. She goes, have you ever been to Fantasyland

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in Tampa? I'm like, no, what is it? She's like,

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oh, it's this like porn shop that has like a

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theater in the back. She's like, we should go

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sometime. I'm like, okay. And I was like, I started

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driving there. And I was like, I'm here now,

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are you? And she's like, no, I didn't mean tonight.

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It was a little bit of miscommunication. So I

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went there. Girls get in free. Guys have to pay

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money. There's a Fantasyland. I think it's Fantasyland,

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right? Not Adventureland, that's a theme park,

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right? Fantasyland and Tampa. Yeah, Fantasyland.

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I hope I didn't say Adventureland. No, Fantasyland

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is Gold Supercenter. They're open right now.

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4715 Lowe's Avenue. Saigon! No, it's not. There's

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this big theater. There's like four different

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porn on, four different screens, and there's

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like dudes jerking it, and I'm like, okay, this

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is a waste of my money. So, to decompress...

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of the rooms by myself. And I just go, you know

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what? Let me just decompress for a second. I

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did not know that there was a glory hole in that

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room. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting there.

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I'm like looking at the NBA score as you know.

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Maybe it was March Madness. But all of a sudden,

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ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls, there's

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a little hole in the wall and all of a sudden

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something pokes in. Mm -hmm. There you go. It

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was the baddest! And the problem was, I was all

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the way in the back of the complete storm, so

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I had to go, and the only exit is a fire exit.

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So then, I ran hard on the... That's right from

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on the... And Howard Franklin, I had some...

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Real talk to myself about, what the hell are

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you doing? And now it's story time with Ryan

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Hoppy. Woo -hoo! Aren't you all traumatized from

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that story? You might be traumatized from me

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telling the story, but you gotta think, I'm traumatized

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from leaving the story. You know what I mean?

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That's how I feel. But guess what, ladies and

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gentlemen? Boys and girls, it is hump day. So

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let's get at it. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Let's

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go. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep

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begins now. Loud, rude. Aggressive. And those

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are his good qualities. A sick person with a

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powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. Door is

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's going to start. Okay, we'll hit it.

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All right. Boom, boom, boom. And now for something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. We'll be right back. i posted a picture

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of uh let me see here mason in the stadium monday

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and i said i think it's time for a haircut and

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someone said no don't cut your hair just get

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rid of your creeper stash hey i take offense

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to that i don't have a creeper stash i want to

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look like a man okay i want to be as manly as

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the audience out there Come on, they talk like

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masculinity. Shut up. Oh my God. I always reach

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a part of the week where I start off all energetic.

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You're coming off the weekend. Maybe you came

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over the weekend or did not. Usually if you did

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not, you're a little grumpy. You deal with it

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and then comes hump day. And there's something

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special about that midweek sex. Especially if

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you're single. Like, if you're in a relationship,

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you should be humping on hump day. But there's

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something about the moment. The girl hitting

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you up on a dating FB. I'm like, don't bang me.

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The only problem is that was around 2016, 2017.

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Now that's just not around. No, it's not. Let's

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see what's going on with Instagram. Alabama Barker.

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Let me see this right here. Alabama Barker called

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Neon upset after seeing him pay for everything

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while he was with other women. Oh, man, she sounds

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like a controlling bitch. By the way, how can

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neon be worth so much money? And his best audio

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equipment is speakerphone. I'm going to be real

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cute because you're a robot. All right. Yeah,

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so your comments on the... Oh, yeah, you're caring

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about what a woman comments. Whatever. Are they

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insane? No. Man. He does not know. He is so amped.

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You know what? You want to know why it bugs me

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so bad? It's because it happens to me. And I

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start speaking up for myself. She's like, yeah,

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well, bitch. Yeah. Do you think I'm a bitch?

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No, yeah. Do you guys think I'm a fucking loser?

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Do you guys think I'm the one that's going to

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die? She's kind of smart. You know when you're

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talking to her and you're like, God, there's

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no brain in her head. She seems actually half

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smart. No, no, no. Everybody open your pockets

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and show us what you got. Because we're all going

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to chip in on this dinner. There you go. She's

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calling him out. He only paid $10 ,000 for that

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dinner. What an idiot, dude. If I had your money,

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I'd start a Roth IRA. I have like $1 .10 million

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in your money and I have a Roth IRA, moron. DJ

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Vlad tells Sophie Rain he subscribed to her content

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for research. I have a boundary that I don't

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cross, and that's one of them, is meeting up

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for activities. I feel like she would not be

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good in bed, man. She just does not have that,

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like, fun girl vibe. You kind of look at her

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and you're like, oh, God, it's stuffy around

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here. I'm not doing that. Okay. She's such a

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good gal. And you said that when you approach

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this that you have values and morals and there's

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certain things. I know she's not going far on

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getting banged out on video. I get that, but

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tomorrow to show off your body. You won't do.

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Yes. I mean, Mary Magdalene done it. When you

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look at OnlyFans, a lot of porn stars go on there

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and put up porn content. They put up boy -girl

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content. Oh, yeah. Put up whatever. But you actually

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don't do that. Correct. Correct. You're boring.

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I joined your OnlyFans just to see. you know,

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for research purposes to see what exactly it's

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about. Right. And it's interesting. So when I

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look back in the older ones, it's a lot of bikini

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shots and so forth. Right. Yes. She sounds so

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traumatized. You take a look at those eyes. You're

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like, Jesus Christ. I got, I'm getting a call

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from some scam. Hi, you're on the radio. Hi,

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you're on the radio. Hello, you're on the radio.

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You had to get to call me. He's talking to radio.

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Cowards. They hung up. I love doing that every

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time. It's hilarious. But once we get closer

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to this date, I feel like there's more kind of

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explicit stuff that gets mentioned. All right.

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TJ Vlad talking about socks is there was a repellent

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for interaction and be his voice. Hmm. Woody

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has a beer belly in Toy Story 5. Doesn't that

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make you feel old? Oh, it does. Everything makes

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me feel old, even my back pain. You know what

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I mean? A jelly bean? Halsey talks about how

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people used to criticize her younger self and

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found her annoying. Yeah, that's that song she

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had. Oh, my God. I used to board up Hot 115 from

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like 11 p .m. to 5 a .m. and run into Miguel

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and Holly after. And that song they would play

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once a frickin' hour. Jenna over at Hot 101 .5

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was like, we must play Bad in Love. Speaking

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of Tampa radio, when you're on the Pinellas County

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side, you can pick up 97X. So I turned it on

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yesterday, and I had an ongoing joke that when

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I worked at the bone, I'd be taking a dump during

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the 15 -minute commercial breaks. They would

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have 97X on in the bathroom. Mm -hmm. And the

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song by Marshmello, I wanna be happier, I wanna

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be happier, was always being played on 97X. That

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or Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. Well, I was driving

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down MLK, going to Publix by Target, and guess

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what I did? I turned on 97 .5 FM and went on,

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I wanna be happier. Like, it's good to see that

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97X hasn't changed the playlist in nine years.

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Mm -hmm. In front of the entire world, but also

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like I, yeah, I was just young. I was just young.

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I was just like. She's got that annoying voice

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on that song. I'm bad at this. This day, there's

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like videos that go around and people are like,

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oh my God, like, I'm like, I was 20 in that video.

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I mean, I feel it. Some of my rover content.

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Like, whoa, back it up. I'll see you, you know,

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going on TV at age 21. This woman right here

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claims to have men figured out. Men are most

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attracted to two things and almost nobody talks

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about this clearly. It is not just looks, not

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just personality, and definitely not just how

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much you do for him. It's not true. The first

00:17:42.369 --> 00:17:47.029
one is simple. Someone who believes in him without

00:17:47.029 --> 00:17:50.150
constantly trying to change him. All right, you

00:17:50.150 --> 00:17:54.450
like the reassurance. You have a hard day waking

00:17:54.450 --> 00:17:57.529
her up. Like keep going after your dreams. But

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sometimes when a woman says keep going after

00:18:00.410 --> 00:18:02.829
your dreams, that means she's investing in you

00:18:02.829 --> 00:18:08.809
like a cloud chasing Bitcoin owner. Because deep

00:18:08.809 --> 00:18:13.890
down, many men are more insecure than they will

00:18:13.890 --> 00:18:17.809
ever openly admit. I'm insecure. I don't even

00:18:17.809 --> 00:18:20.309
know if the show's good. It is. But I'm just

00:18:20.309 --> 00:18:24.430
saying, all men are insecure. And the ones that

00:18:24.430 --> 00:18:28.809
claim to not be insecure, the men that are so

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manly, are insecure. When he feels like he is

00:18:33.150 --> 00:18:35.750
never enough, attraction slows him down. I feel

00:18:35.750 --> 00:18:37.589
like I was never enough since I was born. And

00:18:37.589 --> 00:18:39.950
you know what I do? I get over it. Whatever.

00:18:40.069 --> 00:18:43.910
I'm not enough. I'm a disappointment to my family.

00:18:44.809 --> 00:18:50.890
They wanted me to be Roman Catholic. Here's a

00:18:50.890 --> 00:18:58.450
woman bringing on a very fascinating topic. Something

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that men go through a lot. Women talk about,

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oh, men don't go through menopause or pregnancies

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or periods. Are men checking them out all day?

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But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we

00:19:15.759 --> 00:19:22.680
go through the idea of ghosting. Do we ever?

00:19:23.900 --> 00:19:28.759
I think it's time we do this bit. We go through

00:19:28.759 --> 00:19:33.519
something that is the absolute worst thing to

00:19:33.519 --> 00:19:55.529
ever happen. Disgusting! Oh, sure. Got it. Whatever.

00:19:57.569 --> 00:20:09.190
Whatever. I am. Now that is a ghost. I wouldn't

00:20:09.190 --> 00:20:12.160
ghost on you. There is nothing worse for a man.

00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:16.460
Nothing. Maybe besides accidental pregnancy.

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:21.059
There is nothing worse than being a little overdramatic.

00:20:21.579 --> 00:20:23.279
Obviously, there's things that are worse than

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what I'm about to say. But when you think you

00:20:25.380 --> 00:20:28.099
have a lead on a woman, and as men, we start

00:20:28.099 --> 00:20:30.339
to think like, oh, well, if we keep going at

00:20:30.339 --> 00:20:33.160
this pace, maybe we can turn it to a relationship.

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And I can turn it into marriage. No. And all

00:20:39.119 --> 00:20:42.539
of a sudden, they ghost on you it's the worst

00:20:42.539 --> 00:20:46.420
you're like i got a big dick i can't because

00:20:46.420 --> 00:20:51.599
of that but seriously it's the worst feeling

00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:53.779
because you're kind of like you're kind of you

00:20:53.779 --> 00:20:56.279
know twiddling your thumbs you know like when

00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:59.240
you uh i just did it but it's i don't have video

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um purposely no one needs to see me on camera

00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:04.480
but you know like when you like kind of twiddle

00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.240
your pointer finger where your left watch where

00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.960
your watch should be on your left hand kind of

00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:11.220
implying time's going by you kind of have that

00:21:11.220 --> 00:21:13.299
as a man when you're like why is the woman not

00:21:13.299 --> 00:21:17.460
hitting me up she getting banged up out of dudes

00:21:17.460 --> 00:21:22.089
especially when you didn't do anything If your

00:21:22.089 --> 00:21:24.289
partner can go the entire day without speaking

00:21:24.289 --> 00:21:27.009
to you, and let me give you a heart. I can't

00:21:27.009 --> 00:21:29.750
listen to them. That music in the background

00:21:29.750 --> 00:21:32.710
is terrible. They need to get some better video

00:21:32.710 --> 00:21:38.670
editors. Here's the hottest woman again. It's

00:21:38.670 --> 00:21:41.789
this viral trend of these women doing videos

00:21:41.789 --> 00:21:49.390
in their cars. I'm so celebrating. to do a selfie

00:21:49.390 --> 00:21:55.150
video. She says men need to stop acting like

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strangers on dates. When you meet a woman for

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the first time, you're scientifically proven

00:22:01.309 --> 00:22:04.589
to come off as more attractive if you assume

00:22:04.589 --> 00:22:07.390
familiarity and warmth. I just remember they

00:22:07.390 --> 00:22:09.029
poop in the morning and I hear them in Zoom.

00:22:09.250 --> 00:22:12.750
Instead of acting like a stranger. Social scientists

00:22:12.750 --> 00:22:17.769
call this behavioral confirmation. The way that

00:22:17.769 --> 00:22:21.029
you act around somebody subtly influences how

00:22:21.029 --> 00:22:24.349
they behave around you. Yeah, let me be honest.

00:22:24.910 --> 00:22:27.650
I'm good for me and the girl of the day. I've

00:22:27.650 --> 00:22:30.369
gone to Pelican Pub and I'm banging them on.

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But just the way I worded that, I bet I'm going

00:22:34.730 --> 00:22:38.730
to have so many women coming at my door. Or inside.

00:22:39.549 --> 00:22:42.730
Ryan, I heard you use the term banging on a limb

00:22:42.730 --> 00:22:47.910
and I'm so turned on. No, but I don't even know

00:22:47.910 --> 00:22:50.490
what I'm saying. So, for example, if you're meeting

00:22:50.490 --> 00:22:53.029
a woman from Hinge for the first time, and the

00:22:53.029 --> 00:22:55.390
first thing - God, Hinge is so much work. Is

00:22:55.390 --> 00:22:59.829
this so wishy -washy? You say to her is, haha,

00:22:59.930 --> 00:23:02.829
isn't it weird that we met online? You've now

00:23:02.829 --> 00:23:05.589
framed your interaction as awkward and unusual.

00:23:05.970 --> 00:23:08.150
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, but what I was saying earlier

00:23:08.150 --> 00:23:13.390
is, I've met up with so many girls at the bar.

00:23:13.630 --> 00:23:17.029
About 40 % of the time I get laid. But you know

00:23:17.029 --> 00:23:19.750
what I don't have? And this takes me as a man.

00:23:21.250 --> 00:23:26.369
This is a lot for me to admit. But I do not have

00:23:26.369 --> 00:23:31.650
game. Oh, I got looks. As the nerd community

00:23:31.650 --> 00:23:36.369
calls me a himbo. All my ex's friends used to

00:23:36.369 --> 00:23:38.190
call me that. It's like a male version of a bimbo.

00:23:38.309 --> 00:23:41.849
Yeah, because you're all fat subs. No, but there

00:23:41.849 --> 00:23:45.099
is this thing though. I cannot get a girl at

00:23:45.099 --> 00:23:48.700
the bar. I sit there. I'm nervous. I'm checking

00:23:48.700 --> 00:23:52.720
dirt. And there's some other guy with big game.

00:23:52.900 --> 00:23:54.700
But the thing is, he's going to have whiskey

00:23:54.700 --> 00:24:00.079
tea. I'll go to pound town. So that's what happens.

00:24:00.779 --> 00:24:03.599
And to any women listening to my show that are

00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:06.559
like, if I go to Pelican Pub, is Ryan Hoppy going

00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:08.759
to talk like this? Where in one second, he's

00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:10.880
talking under his breath. And then he's projecting

00:24:10.880 --> 00:24:15.390
it like this. If you think this is real life,

00:24:15.470 --> 00:24:22.470
you need to get your head checked. This is an

00:24:22.470 --> 00:24:25.410
interesting clip here. Now, I would have preferred

00:24:25.410 --> 00:24:29.829
this could be read to me by a woman, but man's

00:24:29.829 --> 00:24:34.210
fine. He explains why situationships end in disappointment.

00:24:34.390 --> 00:24:37.670
What usually happens in situationships is women

00:24:37.670 --> 00:24:40.619
are, you know. They're batting for the grand

00:24:40.619 --> 00:24:44.740
slam and they might get like a base run. They

00:24:44.740 --> 00:24:48.619
might be capable of a base run, whatever, but

00:24:48.619 --> 00:24:51.140
they're selling themselves as a grand slam hitter.

00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:53.920
If you know, I don't know what I'm saying. I

00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:56.960
don't know. The base run pretty much anybody

00:24:56.960 --> 00:25:00.720
can, can get. Yeah, I guess. That's what their

00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:03.519
capabilities are. He's overthinking it. See,

00:25:03.779 --> 00:25:06.839
if it was a woman, it wouldn't be breaking it

00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:10.339
down via sports. Because men always have to equate

00:25:10.339 --> 00:25:14.779
stuff to sports. No. Our situations are very

00:25:14.779 --> 00:25:19.519
dangerous. Because, yeah, sex is good. Yeah,

00:25:19.700 --> 00:25:23.819
you're enjoying the orgasms. Pew, pew. Grab the

00:25:23.819 --> 00:25:27.599
clacks. No, but then what happens is time starts

00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:31.640
going by. I was in a situation for two years,

00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:38.440
almost as long as my relationship from five years

00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:43.420
ago and longer than my engagement. Mm -hmm. But

00:25:43.420 --> 00:25:49.680
the problem was she never really committed. And

00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:53.519
then it ended with mutual respect, but no more

00:25:53.519 --> 00:26:02.509
communication. Ah! And this car crash, I don't

00:26:02.509 --> 00:26:04.369
know if that is significant to their relationship

00:26:04.369 --> 00:26:07.170
because I would drive to Tampa to see her and

00:26:07.170 --> 00:26:11.309
have to drive around car crashes. I'm totally

00:26:11.309 --> 00:26:13.029
playing it because of that and not because she

00:26:13.029 --> 00:26:21.150
stopped talking to me. There you go. 856 -49

00:26:21.150 --> 00:26:29.089
-HAPPY. Some streamer named King69 says women

00:26:29.089 --> 00:26:31.589
don't want you to be your best self. There's

00:26:31.589 --> 00:26:33.769
some women that you're with that they don't want

00:26:33.769 --> 00:26:36.450
you to be your best self. Whether you know it

00:26:36.450 --> 00:26:38.630
or not, chat. Whatever. There's women out there

00:26:38.630 --> 00:26:42.329
that really know your potential. They see it

00:26:42.329 --> 00:26:46.529
in the club, hanging out. The potential in you,

00:26:46.569 --> 00:26:48.829
and they're scared for you to reach the potential.

00:26:49.130 --> 00:26:51.390
Yeah, it's kind of scary. That's the stupidest

00:26:51.390 --> 00:26:53.809
thing I've ever heard. You want to find a woman

00:26:53.809 --> 00:26:59.440
that will stay. Because they're scared that you

00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:01.440
might leave them for something better. That's

00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:05.660
the God honest truth. What? I've seen it. Damn.

00:27:06.859 --> 00:27:10.359
He's the God honest truth. I'm glad you told

00:27:10.359 --> 00:27:12.740
me the God honest truth. What, you're going to

00:27:12.740 --> 00:27:15.059
lie like a devil? I thought that was kind of

00:27:15.059 --> 00:27:21.000
funny. I love that fake doctor. Dr. Cheyenne

00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:24.410
Bryant goes off at a journalist. Man, she's such

00:27:24.410 --> 00:27:27.569
a hot piece of ass. I don't care how much lying

00:27:27.569 --> 00:27:33.069
she does. She's still hot. Hot, hot, hot. The

00:27:33.069 --> 00:27:37.089
place of who they are is discipline and boundaries.

00:27:37.609 --> 00:27:40.369
If gentle parenting creates gentle children,

00:27:40.470 --> 00:27:43.210
sign me up. I definitely want to create more

00:27:43.210 --> 00:27:46.450
gentle adults, especially men. Hold on a minute.

00:27:46.589 --> 00:27:54.910
Especially men. What a ready show. Shut up, bitch.

00:27:54.990 --> 00:27:59.829
Let him talk. Can you let him talk? Jesus Christ.

00:28:02.710 --> 00:28:06.529
You're as credible as Dr. Dre. In the world,

00:28:06.529 --> 00:28:12.160
it's more gentle. What the heck? I'm going to

00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:14.259
say all these outlandish opinions, but now let

00:28:14.259 --> 00:28:17.980
the man defend himself. And I wonder why no one

00:28:17.980 --> 00:28:22.079
wants to debut. Mm -hmm. Lil Wayne's officially

00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:25.099
quietly got engaged. Wayne is officially off

00:28:25.099 --> 00:28:27.000
the market. Sources with direct knowledge tell

00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:29.460
Team Z that the rap superstar is quietly engaged

00:28:29.460 --> 00:28:31.920
after reportedly popping the question earlier

00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:34.700
this year to a woman in her 20s. I wonder if

00:28:34.700 --> 00:28:38.079
he's going to pop it on the wedding night. Or

00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:40.859
if it's already been popped. By the way, he was

00:28:40.859 --> 00:28:43.599
my most listened to rapper of all time. My most

00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.740
listened to artist. I'm so passionate about it,

00:28:46.779 --> 00:28:49.920
I'm about to sneeze. Oh no, the sneeze went away.

00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:56.539
One sec. No, that's not real serious. No, it

00:28:56.539 --> 00:29:00.039
went away. Damn it, my sneeze went away. From

00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.180
Indiana. Wayne's love life has always drawn attention

00:29:02.180 --> 00:29:03.940
over the years. As you guys might know, he was

00:29:03.940 --> 00:29:06.660
previously engaged to model Letitia Thomas. Here's

00:29:06.660 --> 00:29:10.019
the thing. You can be engaged all you want. You

00:29:10.019 --> 00:29:14.940
can be engaged. But if you don't have a wedding

00:29:14.940 --> 00:29:17.220
set within the next two to three years, you just

00:29:17.220 --> 00:29:21.680
try to lock them down so that they don't cheat.

00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.519
That thought is... With the two calling it off

00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:28.000
in 2020. He was also engaged to singer Nivea

00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:29.680
with whom he... Yeah, you see how many of these

00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:32.119
turned into weddings? I'm not at all. There's

00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:34.000
a son with... He's had other relationships over

00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:37.740
the years, including... Whatever. He ran through

00:29:37.740 --> 00:29:44.920
that. Supposedly clavicular called Sidney Sweeney,

00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:50.299
man. He's just mad he can't get a girl like that.

00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:56.380
Here's a discussion about why men have problems

00:29:56.380 --> 00:30:01.519
with high body counts. Do you understand why

00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:04.460
guys would have a problem with a woman with a

00:30:04.460 --> 00:30:06.680
high body count, though? This has been a rant.

00:30:06.779 --> 00:30:09.420
I don't know. Train tracks? Do you understand

00:30:09.420 --> 00:30:11.460
the logic behind it? I think it's insecurity.

00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:13.960
That's where it comes from. I think it's insecurity.

00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:17.559
That's where it comes from. There you go. Or

00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:20.160
maybe not want to think about 70 dudes just clowning.

00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:26.529
70 dudes! Here's a woman saying that her love

00:30:26.529 --> 00:30:55.049
is not guaranteed. Wow. Yeah, and the problem

00:30:55.049 --> 00:30:56.730
is she can get the hell out of there whenever.

00:30:58.210 --> 00:31:03.430
And then the grass ain't always greener. Lil

00:31:03.430 --> 00:31:06.630
Wayne went on Barstool Sports and said the Carter

00:31:06.630 --> 00:31:10.369
7 might be coming out. I can't wait for it to

00:31:10.369 --> 00:31:13.630
be an album of two songs that are good out of

00:31:13.630 --> 00:31:15.849
20. The Carter 6 last year. Is the Carter 7 coming

00:31:15.849 --> 00:31:20.309
soon? And if so, is that the case? Maybe give

00:31:20.309 --> 00:31:22.430
us a sneak peek if there's any features on the

00:31:22.430 --> 00:31:26.700
album. Whatever. The Carter 7 is coming. Yeah,

00:31:26.740 --> 00:31:30.759
it sounds like that. Soon, I'm not sure. I'm

00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:32.500
not sure if we're going to. We're just going

00:31:32.500 --> 00:31:34.980
to use some unreleased mixtapes from 15 years

00:31:34.980 --> 00:31:38.059
ago. Just name my next album The Carter 7, but

00:31:38.059 --> 00:31:42.380
I got albums coming as well. There you go. We

00:31:42.380 --> 00:31:48.039
are honestly no jokes, son. We're very lucky

00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:54.099
to have him. He's almost died three times. Here's

00:31:54.099 --> 00:31:58.839
the tale of the nipple babies. Mm -hmm. And no,

00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:01.240
it's not a clip of the Joe show on 93 .3 FLZ.

00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:04.759
Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, opened

00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:07.920
up about no longer being performative online

00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.880
to the public about her dad. Yeah, she realized

00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:15.019
her dad's a piece of garbage. Here she is telling

00:32:15.019 --> 00:32:18.559
Jackass one. Because I don't really feel like

00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:22.480
any of us owe anyone anything. She's such a hot

00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:29.000
piece of ass. And the way I express myself now,

00:32:29.180 --> 00:32:34.700
I don't want it to feel performative. I am. At

00:32:34.700 --> 00:32:38.119
least she admits it. Oh yeah, Ray J was in the

00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:45.160
hospital. Whatever. Johnny the Knife! I show

00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:48.960
speed was shocked after finding out that Theo

00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:51.200
Von chews 12 pieces of gum at a time because

00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:53.779
he misses cocaine. Is that gum in your mouth?

00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:56.440
Yeah, I do a lot of gum. Why do you like to like

00:32:56.440 --> 00:32:59.259
that? I just do it. That looks like three layers

00:32:59.259 --> 00:33:02.319
of gum. I just sell a dumb redneck. I got 12

00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:06.410
pieces in right now. All right. He's okay. We

00:33:06.410 --> 00:33:08.750
got Trump elected and he's like, where's Trump

00:33:08.750 --> 00:33:18.289
at? You got a moron elected. You got used. Here's

00:33:18.289 --> 00:33:21.130
Rick Ross going on the Patrick Bet -David show.

00:33:23.609 --> 00:33:25.849
What's going on the Patrick Bet -David show means

00:33:25.849 --> 00:33:28.730
that you just kind of let, you know, whatever

00:33:28.730 --> 00:33:32.079
happened, happen. You're kind of happy to be

00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:36.740
there. You're kind of paying for the gas. You

00:33:36.740 --> 00:33:39.420
came out of nowhere. It's value taming or whatever

00:33:39.420 --> 00:33:44.200
the man, LM marketing, you know. So you're not

00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:46.160
going to ask any hard -hitting questions, Patrick,

00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:50.480
but David, because you want to be the man. Oh,

00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:54.740
you want to be an influencer. Here is Rick Ross

00:33:54.740 --> 00:33:58.059
saying that 50 Cent can wash the bottom of his

00:33:58.059 --> 00:34:01.240
yacht. Can't wait for 50's response. For you,

00:34:01.339 --> 00:34:05.619
just because of you, I let 50 wash the bottom

00:34:05.619 --> 00:34:08.940
of my yacht. You're going to let him wash the

00:34:08.940 --> 00:34:14.239
bottom of the yacht? Yeah. Yes. Yes. I'm a multi

00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:17.820
-low marketing schemer who sold the company before

00:34:17.820 --> 00:34:20.860
attempting to get in trouble. It says here, a

00:34:20.860 --> 00:34:22.880
podcast for independent and critical thinkers,

00:34:22.980 --> 00:34:26.599
even though I side with mega. I mean, you're

00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:29.019
going to be that kind? Yes, doing the Howard

00:34:29.019 --> 00:34:31.559
Stern thing. Sounding like I'm the man in the

00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:34.760
room. Only because it's you. Why, your level

00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:37.280
of kindness is on a whole different level. Come

00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:39.320
on, man. You know whenever you listen to somebody

00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:42.099
and you can totally tell they listen to Howard

00:34:42.099 --> 00:34:43.940
Stern's interviews? Listen to how Patrick Bet

00:34:43.940 --> 00:34:46.920
-David just is his cadence of talking over the

00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:51.230
guest. Kind? Only because it's you. While you're

00:34:51.230 --> 00:34:53.489
level up behind him. You see, Rick Ross is still

00:34:53.489 --> 00:34:55.190
talking and Patrick's like, I got to make it

00:34:55.190 --> 00:34:58.690
about me. He's on a whole different level. Come

00:34:58.690 --> 00:35:05.329
on, man. All right, hang on. Riveting podcasting

00:35:05.329 --> 00:35:11.989
there. Oh, no, my boy Rob Gargiela was counting

00:35:11.989 --> 00:35:15.300
on it. Patrick, Matt, Dave, and I think he's

00:35:15.300 --> 00:35:17.599
still over there. Remember when Rover and Calton

00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:19.619
were like, Rob's going to be nothing without

00:35:19.619 --> 00:35:24.239
us. Even Bubba. Yeah. Let me do my shock talk

00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:27.260
voices. Here's Rover saying Rob Gargiulo will

00:35:27.260 --> 00:35:31.219
be nothing without him. Yes, do you. I gave this

00:35:31.219 --> 00:35:34.599
kid an opportunity. He's working for Kid Crush,

00:35:34.780 --> 00:35:39.099
who copies me. Yes, do you. Rob Gargiulo will

00:35:39.099 --> 00:35:42.699
do nothing without me. Man, the legendary Rovers,

00:35:42.940 --> 00:35:49.099
morning glory. We sure host Rover. And then here's

00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:53.340
Kelton after Rob left. He's a good guy. He's

00:35:53.340 --> 00:35:55.480
not really mad for this type of radio. I wish

00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:57.559
him the best. I'm going to slide around for 10

00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:00.940
years. And then here's Bubba after he left. Oh,

00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.699
yes. If he can't work with me, I can't. He can't

00:36:04.699 --> 00:36:09.059
work with anybody. And then Rob did it. You're

00:36:09.059 --> 00:36:14.539
the man. 8 -5 -6. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.

00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:16.699
Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.

00:36:16.699 --> 00:36:18.239
Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.

00:36:18.300 --> 00:36:19.039
Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.

00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:26.139
Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.

00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:38.940
Sheesh. Phil Hendry, you can keep doing the voices.

00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:41.940
I'll do whatever I do here. Which, I'll be honest,

00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:45.139
I'm trying to figure it out too. 8, 5, 6, 49,

00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:48.739
happy. Nikki Glaser did, I like the racist jokes

00:36:48.739 --> 00:36:51.599
at the Kevin Hart rest. Yeah, let's see if she

00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:54.739
ever said a sexist joke in her past. RFK Jr.

00:36:55.059 --> 00:36:57.340
loves playing with snakes. Cause he has one!

00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:02.099
Justin Herber called Madison Beer before her

00:37:02.099 --> 00:37:07.280
concert and interrupted her. Derek Hoff from

00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:10.059
Dancing with the Stars said a gun was once held

00:37:10.059 --> 00:37:16.800
to his head. Ray J hospitalized after MMA match.

00:37:17.739 --> 00:37:23.480
Donald Trump's wife changed his last name to

00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:28.860
Trump on social media. Mm -hmm. MC Light says

00:37:28.860 --> 00:37:31.800
that we will miss Rob Bass's music. Oh, yeah.

00:37:32.340 --> 00:37:35.480
It's that hot piece of ass Farrah Abraham in

00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.679
an American flag bikini. I want to rip it off.

00:37:38.940 --> 00:37:41.900
Mm -hmm. And then in sad news, Kourtney Stott

00:37:41.900 --> 00:37:46.659
got her boobs to be smaller. Mm. Wow, what'd

00:37:46.659 --> 00:37:51.119
you do? They were great knockers. Happy Hot Topic.

00:37:54.619 --> 00:38:01.329
Today on TM. Okay, Donald Trump, he is about

00:38:01.329 --> 00:38:04.929
to grace the cover of another magazine. That

00:38:04.929 --> 00:38:08.150
is a loser magazine. And parenting. Yeah, according

00:38:08.150 --> 00:38:10.570
to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, President Trump

00:38:10.570 --> 00:38:12.610
doesn't know if he's going to attend his son's

00:38:12.610 --> 00:38:14.909
wedding. The worst parent in the world. It's

00:38:14.909 --> 00:38:17.070
a small ceremony. Yeah, but a small ceremony

00:38:17.070 --> 00:38:19.150
your dad should probably still attend. Why is

00:38:19.150 --> 00:38:21.590
a wedding important? Charles didn't invite me

00:38:21.590 --> 00:38:23.789
to his wedding, and I have not held that against

00:38:23.789 --> 00:38:26.800
him. You didn't know that. Create Charles. No,

00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:32.019
no, no, but Charles didn't want you to go. Shots

00:38:32.019 --> 00:38:36.820
fired! Paramedics race to NASCAR legend Kyle

00:38:36.820 --> 00:38:40.039
Busch on Wednesday. I've got an individual that

00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:43.039
shortness of breath, very high, coughing up some

00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:45.360
blood. As we now know, the NASCAR legend died

00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:48.159
Thursday. He just raced in a NASCAR truck series

00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:50.300
race on the 15th. So that's the Friday before

00:38:50.300 --> 00:38:52.599
he died? Yes, and he wins the thing. They're

00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:54.420
interviewing him after the race. Why do these

00:38:54.420 --> 00:38:57.230
moments never get old, Kyle? Because you never

00:38:57.230 --> 00:39:00.269
know when the last one is. Oh my god, it's E.

00:39:00.690 --> 00:39:04.530
And it actually was his last. It's Eerie. Everybody's

00:39:04.530 --> 00:39:06.969
favorite bad boy, Tom Hardy, is living up to

00:39:06.969 --> 00:39:08.409
his reputation. I don't know if he's a bad boy.

00:39:08.489 --> 00:39:11.989
I think he's a douchebag. Reputation because

00:39:11.989 --> 00:39:14.849
he was reportedly fired from his TV show, Mobland.

00:39:15.110 --> 00:39:18.949
But here's the thing. It only makes me want to

00:39:18.949 --> 00:39:22.050
mourn. That sounds kind of gay. Which, that would

00:39:22.050 --> 00:39:25.559
be fine if you're gay. Now to the Top Tier Jerker

00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:28.039
movies. A recent poll from a UK channel revealing

00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.800
movie fans' favorite films that are most likely

00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.639
to get the tears flowing. Let's take a look at

00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:37.639
the top ten. Click. That was a sad ending. That

00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:40.639
was a weird Adam Sandler movie. ...to make us

00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:44.039
cry at ten. P .S. I love you. Dirty Dancing's

00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:46.400
at nine. Nodding Hills at eight. Pretty Woman.

00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:48.099
Did we cry during Pretty Woman? Did we cry? No.

00:39:50.349 --> 00:39:53.909
Six, Love Actually. Number five, Casablanca.

00:39:54.070 --> 00:39:55.849
Coming in at number four is Gone with the Wind.

00:39:56.389 --> 00:39:59.969
And the number three top tearjerker movie is

00:39:59.969 --> 00:40:02.469
Ghost. So let's get to number two. Get to the

00:40:02.469 --> 00:40:06.989
play! Like true cars in daily fashion. Get to

00:40:06.989 --> 00:40:10.730
the play. What movie is this? It's from the 80s.

00:40:11.670 --> 00:40:16.130
I'm a bird. What is this? I was like negative

00:40:16.130 --> 00:40:17.929
seven. I was in my dad's balls when this came

00:40:17.929 --> 00:40:25.510
out. I'm a bird. Was it the birds? What movie

00:40:25.510 --> 00:40:28.190
is this? Tell me. Did you add any to the, what

00:40:28.190 --> 00:40:30.389
did you say? Well, this may be controversial,

00:40:30.690 --> 00:40:33.389
but Beaches, it's a classic. Yeah, I cried. Why

00:40:33.389 --> 00:40:34.750
would that be a classic? Terms of Endearment.

00:40:35.230 --> 00:40:38.210
Oh, that's the number one. It's so weird seeing

00:40:38.210 --> 00:40:39.630
Savannah Cuthbert there and being like, where

00:40:39.630 --> 00:40:44.670
the hell is your mom? Steel Magnolia? Shut up,

00:40:44.670 --> 00:41:02.550
Nepo, baby. What about Rambo? What an idiot.

00:41:02.989 --> 00:41:05.769
Number one, like they were chasing him out there.

00:41:05.769 --> 00:41:08.489
Yes. You know the movie I cried out? Lassie?

00:41:08.730 --> 00:41:12.050
Lassie. Old Yeller. The Notebook, by the way,

00:41:12.090 --> 00:41:14.769
is number two. Old Yeller. The number one most

00:41:14.769 --> 00:41:17.909
likely to make it. Titanic. Okay. Jesus Christ.

00:41:19.130 --> 00:41:21.789
That was the most today show thing I've ever

00:41:21.789 --> 00:41:27.150
seen. I'm not getting to the point. Blah. Blah.

00:41:27.670 --> 00:41:34.230
Blah. Jennifer Lopez shares a rare glimpse of

00:41:34.230 --> 00:41:36.570
her 18 -year -old twins while celebrating Memorial

00:41:36.570 --> 00:41:39.849
Day. Oh my God, I got old and they're 18 years

00:41:39.849 --> 00:41:43.349
old. Can you believe that? Oh, how time flies.

00:41:45.090 --> 00:41:49.949
Anne Hathaway is revealing she almost lost her

00:41:49.949 --> 00:41:52.289
eyesight. The Devil Wears Prada actress shared

00:41:52.289 --> 00:41:55.010
on the New York Times. She's such a hot piece

00:41:55.010 --> 00:42:00.780
of ass. It's almost insane. How hot she is. Past

00:42:00.780 --> 00:42:03.719
podcast. All right, so she almost lost eyesight.

00:42:04.019 --> 00:42:07.480
That wouldn't have been good. Kate Manzi is clocking

00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.699
out. After three years playing General Hospitals,

00:42:10.739 --> 00:42:13.900
Christina Carinthos Davis, the daughter of mob

00:42:13.900 --> 00:42:17.239
boss Sonny Carinthos, played by Maurice. All

00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:19.480
right, so someone left General Hospital. I don't

00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:21.360
know what's more boring. I didn't learn about

00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:25.659
General Hospital or the show. Happy Hot Topic.

00:42:26.949 --> 00:42:29.289
It's going to be so tasteful what we're doing.

00:42:29.329 --> 00:42:33.429
It's not going to be lame. Your face is lame.

00:42:35.829 --> 00:42:44.530
Yeah, they really miss him. And he's also a moneymaker.

00:42:47.329 --> 00:42:51.130
All right, they put plenty of thought in. Good.

00:42:51.550 --> 00:42:57.480
Glad I didn't rush it. I'm glad you did not.

00:43:02.380 --> 00:43:05.679
Lizzo is feeling good, debunking rumors about

00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:09.760
herself. Man, look at how she is. She's so dead.

00:43:10.739 --> 00:43:15.360
Big boned. The Truth Hurts singer set the record

00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:19.000
straight after fans online accused her of, quote,

00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:22.159
talking about Taylor Swift. Man, if you care

00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:24.019
about what someone says about Taylor, she doesn't

00:43:24.019 --> 00:43:29.500
care about you. She cares about your money. Swift,

00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:33.119
an ex -user, took to the platform on May 22nd

00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:35.639
to share some stats referring... Oh, my God.

00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:43.420
Lizzo's got this rocking body. You can spank

00:43:43.420 --> 00:43:47.659
it. ...to Taylor's latest album and Lizzo's 2025...

00:43:47.659 --> 00:43:51.260
I don't care. Man, listen, you know what? Maybe

00:43:51.260 --> 00:43:57.639
our topic was good for you. Megan McCain is honoring

00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:00.539
the life of her brother, Douglas McCain. After

00:44:00.539 --> 00:44:03.900
the eldest son of late Senator John McCain died

00:44:03.900 --> 00:44:07.500
at the age of 66. Yeah, this made me feel real

00:44:07.500 --> 00:44:13.309
old. Realizing that John McCain's son died. the

00:44:13.309 --> 00:44:17.030
view alum paid tribute to his legacy taking to

00:44:17.030 --> 00:44:21.369
x megan wrote on may 24th i am deeply saddened

00:44:21.369 --> 00:44:24.329
to share the news of my brother doug mccain's

00:44:24.329 --> 00:44:28.349
sudden passing rest in peace bud i bet you had

00:44:28.349 --> 00:44:32.889
stories miley cyrus is remembering advice from

00:44:32.889 --> 00:44:36.369
dad billy ray cyrus who I don't know. What's

00:44:36.369 --> 00:44:38.989
your advice? Was noticeably absent from the singer's

00:44:38.989 --> 00:44:41.650
Walk of Fame ceremony, calling one of his favorite

00:44:41.650 --> 00:44:45.349
sayings about hard work and perseverance. I am.

00:44:46.190 --> 00:44:51.489
Revening stuff! Happy Hot Topic! Hey, guys, we're

00:44:51.489 --> 00:44:53.269
going to stop Popstar. I got things to do. Great

00:44:53.269 --> 00:44:54.590
to have you. Come on, we're going to stop. Oh,

00:44:54.590 --> 00:44:57.409
yeah, man. They are really chatty today on the

00:44:57.409 --> 00:45:00.869
Today Show. Make it a little more chattier than

00:45:00.869 --> 00:45:03.880
usual. Idris Elba. Fans and myself have long

00:45:03.880 --> 00:45:06.320
time speculated that he would be, should be the

00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:09.659
next in line to play James Bond. So woke them.

00:45:10.099 --> 00:45:11.980
Even though I think he'd be good. Iconic film

00:45:11.980 --> 00:45:15.059
franchise. But while the actor says he's complimented

00:45:15.059 --> 00:45:16.880
by those rumors, he is setting the record straight,

00:45:16.980 --> 00:45:19.579
telling People Magazine he was never actually

00:45:19.579 --> 00:45:22.159
in the running. That is sad. That is just an

00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:26.820
online meme that people fell for. Happy Hot Topic.

00:45:27.139 --> 00:45:30.579
Like most of the online memes. Ella Bright is

00:45:30.579 --> 00:45:33.639
defending her age gap with fellow off -campus

00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:38.719
castmates. Whatever. She's younger. She's hot.

00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:42.139
19 -year -old who plays Hannah Wells in the TV

00:45:42.139 --> 00:45:44.480
adaptation of Elle Kennedy's Hockey. There's

00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:47.679
something going on. We're like shaming younger

00:45:47.679 --> 00:45:50.980
women for being around other guys who cares.

00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:53.800
As long as you don't literally wait outside the

00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:58.420
playground like, hey, you 18 yet? Like some people

00:45:58.420 --> 00:46:01.019
in the cover community? Mm -hmm. The romance

00:46:01.019 --> 00:46:03.880
series addressed the criticism surrounding her

00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:06.559
nearly 10 -year age gap with her on -screen love

00:46:06.559 --> 00:46:10.440
interest, Belmont Camelli. Whatever. Appearing

00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:13.800
on the May 26th episode of the Not Skinny But

00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:17.420
Not Fat Podcast. Go fuck yourself. Not to elaborate,

00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:22.539
but they're playing footage of the Not Skinny

00:46:22.539 --> 00:46:25.539
But Not Fat Podcast and then having the woman

00:46:25.539 --> 00:46:29.349
talk to your reporter. Am I there to learn about

00:46:29.349 --> 00:46:32.250
you, you annoying broad? Neil McDonough is opening

00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:34.809
up about being blackballed from Hollywood and

00:46:34.809 --> 00:46:38.289
Luke Perry taking him in. Oh, yeah, so nice of

00:46:38.289 --> 00:46:40.449
him. During an interview with Fox News Digital,

00:46:40.590 --> 00:46:43.590
published May 26th, the six -year -old says he

00:46:43.590 --> 00:46:45.750
was fired from the show because he wouldn't kiss

00:46:45.750 --> 00:46:49.030
a woman who was not his wife. Oh, that's kind

00:46:49.030 --> 00:46:56.090
of stupid. Happy Hot Topic! Just catch him and

00:46:56.090 --> 00:46:59.309
bang him! E's very own Kelty Knight says undergoing

00:46:59.309 --> 00:47:01.989
a nine -hour facelift was the best thing she's

00:47:01.989 --> 00:47:06.710
ever done. It says a lot about your vapid life.

00:47:06.989 --> 00:47:09.269
Admitting it's more freeing to own it than to

00:47:09.269 --> 00:47:12.849
hide it. You got it, girl, I guess. Kelty revealing

00:47:12.849 --> 00:47:15.570
in a Glamour essay published May 26th that she

00:47:15.570 --> 00:47:17.889
struggled with Hollywood's beauty standards throughout

00:47:17.889 --> 00:47:21.010
her career as a host and podcaster. Whatever.

00:47:21.489 --> 00:47:23.690
Sharing that she first... Why are they doing

00:47:23.690 --> 00:47:29.119
this thing where they're... They're doing this

00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:31.460
thing where they're having a news anchor read

00:47:31.460 --> 00:47:39.099
it in their monotone voice. Rosie O'Donnell admits

00:47:39.099 --> 00:47:41.880
she went under the knife and got a facelift.

00:47:42.380 --> 00:47:49.739
In a May 25th Substack post, the comedian reveals

00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:52.179
that she decided to get the procedure done in

00:47:52.179 --> 00:47:56.110
January of this year. Whatever. You're almost

00:47:56.110 --> 00:47:59.730
like 70. Who cares? I keep getting, like, notifications.

00:47:59.849 --> 00:48:01.570
Like, do you want to watch a house? I go, no,

00:48:01.590 --> 00:48:03.929
I don't. I'm fine. God, she's so freaking hot.

00:48:04.630 --> 00:48:08.289
I made it. Eva Longoria was Gabrielle Solis.

00:48:08.469 --> 00:48:12.369
God, she's so freaking naughty. In my mind. And

00:48:12.369 --> 00:48:14.630
Wisteria Lane was her home for eight years. Man,

00:48:14.630 --> 00:48:19.349
Tony Parker cheated on that. Reminds you, anybody

00:48:19.349 --> 00:48:25.119
can get cheated on. Just saying. years but don't

00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:27.460
expect the emmy nominee to take a trip down memory

00:48:27.460 --> 00:48:32.000
lane she's not gonna watch him god i loved her

00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:35.019
character oh i did jenny molin is reflecting

00:48:35.019 --> 00:48:38.500
on her post split life after announcing her breakup

00:48:38.500 --> 00:48:42.239
from jason biggs oh yeah he seems like he means

00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:45.000
whatever just kind of like kind of a bojack horseman

00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:48.659
kind of vibe is kind of what i'm getting from

00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:51.880
The mom of two shares in a new Substack essay

00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:54.880
that she's coping with her major life transition

00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:59.079
with a trip to Italy. Girls trap midlife crisis.

00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:02.400
We don't need a man. I'll be crying the whole

00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:06.079
time. The wife of teen mom's Ryan Edwards, Amanda

00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:10.510
Connor, is facing legal troubles. Amanda was

00:49:10.510 --> 00:49:12.429
arrested by the Chattanooga Police Department

00:49:12.429 --> 00:49:15.889
in Tennessee May 24th on charges of driving under

00:49:15.889 --> 00:49:18.530
the influence. Ah, that's good. Mother out of

00:49:18.530 --> 00:49:22.809
here! That's good! K .J. Dillard shares insight

00:49:22.809 --> 00:49:24.929
into his inner world during the Summer House

00:49:24.929 --> 00:49:28.170
Season 10 reunion. After host Andy Cohen shares

00:49:28.170 --> 00:49:30.909
the fans' appreciation for K .J.'s openness about

00:49:30.909 --> 00:49:32.829
his mental health struggles throughout the season,

00:49:33.150 --> 00:49:35.570
the 28 -year -old explains that his mental health

00:49:35.570 --> 00:49:38.449
took a turn following filming of the show. I

00:49:38.449 --> 00:49:41.469
didn't expect it. In the fall, I went through

00:49:41.469 --> 00:49:46.329
some heavy stuff mentally. Well, I'm glad you're

00:49:46.329 --> 00:49:51.420
okay. It's time for Megyn Kelly News. Hoppy hour.

00:49:59.739 --> 00:50:47.219
Literally happening right now. With that plastic

00:50:47.219 --> 00:51:47.099
smile Fake outrage and a sprayed on style We

00:51:47.099 --> 00:51:51.860
got one simple fact. Everybody loves to sing.

00:51:51.960 --> 00:52:19.550
Megyn Kelly's hook. I thought it was better than

00:52:19.550 --> 00:52:33.909
what you hear on 98 .9. There you go. There's

00:52:33.909 --> 00:52:38.789
the Megyn Kelly sex songs. Yeah, she's out of

00:52:38.789 --> 00:52:43.110
her mind. Isn't she? We got so much Megyn Kelly

00:52:43.110 --> 00:52:50.610
today. Stop talking. The problem is, people like

00:52:50.610 --> 00:52:53.590
me cover it, so we give it power. That's our

00:52:53.590 --> 00:52:59.730
problem, is if we just ignore it. She's like

00:52:59.730 --> 00:53:04.769
HPV, you gotta kind of address it. We can't act

00:53:04.769 --> 00:53:11.250
like it's not there. 856 -49 -HOPI. Here she

00:53:11.250 --> 00:53:13.789
is talking about Epstein now. So it's been shocking

00:53:13.789 --> 00:53:16.530
to see how many people who, to whom that seemed

00:53:16.530 --> 00:53:20.250
to be important. Just immediately pivot to, no,

00:53:20.269 --> 00:53:23.269
it's no longer. Whatever. You got him elected.

00:53:23.510 --> 00:53:26.789
Shut up! Here she is talking about Trump cheating

00:53:26.789 --> 00:53:30.610
on every wife. Man! She has like a seesaw. She

00:53:30.610 --> 00:53:34.690
just goes, whatever the popular opinion is. Trump

00:53:34.690 --> 00:53:40.570
has cheated on every wife he's had. He met Marla

00:53:40.570 --> 00:53:43.710
Maples while he was still married. What a hag.

00:53:44.190 --> 00:53:47.409
Gosh, she's the worst. And then, You know, she

00:53:47.409 --> 00:53:50.329
is bitching about Trump some more. It's stunning

00:53:50.329 --> 00:53:53.829
to me that the people who voted for the man who

00:53:53.829 --> 00:53:59.050
said over and over, not only no new wars, but

00:53:59.050 --> 00:54:04.449
no war with Iran. Wow. She's a dirty hag, isn't

00:54:04.449 --> 00:54:11.559
she? Today on TMZ. Okay. This is kind of interesting.

00:54:11.760 --> 00:54:13.639
Timothee Chalamet is one of the biggest stars

00:54:13.639 --> 00:54:17.239
in the world. He looked like an average Joe at

00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:21.139
the Knicks game. Oh, yeah! He's on us! Not really.

00:54:22.619 --> 00:54:25.159
They made Kylie and Timothee sit in the second

00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:27.039
row. Because this was in Cleveland. You're not

00:54:27.039 --> 00:54:29.820
allowed to root for the opposing team from courtside

00:54:29.820 --> 00:54:31.860
seats. How do they know? They have Knicks regalia.

00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:33.679
They got orange and blue all over. No, what you

00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:36.059
do is, like, you wear the Cavs, and then you

00:54:36.059 --> 00:54:39.420
take it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacob Elordi and

00:54:39.420 --> 00:54:41.420
Kendall Jenner went on a double date. Double

00:54:41.420 --> 00:54:44.179
dates are so easy. No. They're the worst, because

00:54:44.179 --> 00:54:45.780
what if, like, he pulls her chair, then it's

00:54:45.780 --> 00:54:47.440
like, your guy has to pull, like, your chair.

00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:48.900
And then you get in the car, and you're like,

00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:51.619
he opened the door. Why didn't you open my door,

00:54:51.639 --> 00:54:57.380
babe? Bitch is a nine. Why do you live to complain?

00:54:57.639 --> 00:54:59.860
That is so rich coming from you. It's unbelievable.

00:55:03.340 --> 00:55:07.369
Shots fired. Kevin Hart answering whether that

00:55:07.369 --> 00:55:09.449
roast went over the line. The George Floyd joke,

00:55:09.530 --> 00:55:12.369
it wasn't a tasteful joke. Would I tell those

00:55:12.369 --> 00:55:16.650
jokes? No. If the joke is okay, why are you saying,

00:55:16.730 --> 00:55:20.010
I didn't do it, I didn't do it? He thinks Tony's

00:55:20.010 --> 00:55:22.250
right, but he also feels like the black community

00:55:22.250 --> 00:55:24.610
is mad at him. Two things can be right at the

00:55:24.610 --> 00:55:26.769
same time. No, they can't. It's inconsistent.

00:55:27.789 --> 00:55:30.550
These two things are inconsistent. This healthy

00:55:30.550 --> 00:55:33.050
handler is spilling the tea on one of her worst

00:55:33.050 --> 00:55:38.570
dates. This dirty running hag blocked me. Gee,

00:55:38.929 --> 00:55:41.630
I wonder why I blocked her. You notice how I

00:55:41.630 --> 00:55:43.909
wonder why she blocked me with those nice little

00:55:43.909 --> 00:55:45.489
endorsements like calling her a dirty running

00:55:45.489 --> 00:55:48.369
hag. Oh, I bet she loved that. No, she's on the

00:55:48.369 --> 00:55:54.820
Kristen Cavallari podcast. The old ledger owner,

00:55:54.900 --> 00:55:58.360
she slipped her way to the top to get that Chelsea

00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:02.400
and Bailey shot. In 2008, when I went on TV,

00:56:02.579 --> 00:56:06.820
we were all such fans of her previous work. Yeah,

00:56:06.840 --> 00:56:08.579
I went on a date with Bobby Slade. He ordered

00:56:08.579 --> 00:56:11.699
me food. Man, she got a raggedy body count. But

00:56:11.699 --> 00:56:13.800
then I, they brought me the bill. If you're a

00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:16.239
man, you should pay always. I don't want to listen

00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:19.900
to this broad. Gail King is setting the record

00:56:19.900 --> 00:56:23.659
straight while appearing on the May 27th episode

00:56:23.659 --> 00:56:26.739
of Call Her Daddy. Oh yeah, this is the other

00:56:26.739 --> 00:56:32.079
Ask Kiss Interview show. If you are a woman and

00:56:32.079 --> 00:56:35.780
you go and call her daddy, whatever, whatever

00:56:35.780 --> 00:56:37.760
you want to tell the public that's a lie, just

00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:40.300
go on there because they'll let you say it. CBS

00:56:40.300 --> 00:56:43.500
Mornings anchor addressed speculation that she

00:56:43.500 --> 00:56:47.300
and best friend for nearly 50 years, Oprah Winfrey,

00:56:47.400 --> 00:56:50.519
were secretly in a romantic relationship. It

00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:53.340
used to really bother me. I don't know why you

00:56:53.340 --> 00:56:55.780
believe it. Maybe because they're always seen.

00:56:56.110 --> 00:56:59.070
out and about together. When do you ever see

00:56:59.070 --> 00:57:01.190
them with their men? I don't even know. I mean,

00:57:01.210 --> 00:57:03.690
I know there's the rumor of Stedman with Oprah.

00:57:04.809 --> 00:57:09.130
But think about it. In the 70 years these two

00:57:09.130 --> 00:57:10.969
haven't been alive, you don't think they've done

00:57:10.969 --> 00:57:15.070
anything? They're just friends that go everywhere

00:57:15.070 --> 00:57:17.989
together. I was recently divorced and the National

00:57:17.989 --> 00:57:19.949
Enquirer did a story about that's the reason

00:57:19.949 --> 00:57:21.650
for the divorce because they're secretly gay.

00:57:22.010 --> 00:57:25.949
I don't think it's true. I don't have any proof,

00:57:26.170 --> 00:57:29.710
but I gotta think it's true. Number one, if we

00:57:29.710 --> 00:57:31.570
were gay, we would tell you because... No, you

00:57:31.570 --> 00:57:34.329
wouldn't. You're boomers. I mean, now it's acceptable,

00:57:34.610 --> 00:57:39.750
but not in the 90s. Believe me, there's nothing

00:57:39.750 --> 00:57:43.130
wrong with it. It's just, I prefer a man. Oh,

00:57:43.269 --> 00:57:47.530
yeah. Oprah can be there for the day. When Gayle's

00:57:47.530 --> 00:57:51.670
divorce from William Bumpus in 1993, the rumors

00:57:51.670 --> 00:57:54.969
surrounding her and Oprah became... Also, when...

00:57:54.969 --> 00:57:59.789
One second. When was the last time Gayle King

00:57:59.789 --> 00:58:05.030
was married? Mm -hmm. She has not been married

00:58:05.030 --> 00:58:10.210
since 93! All right. That's where it's a little

00:58:10.210 --> 00:58:14.110
suspicious. Came detrimental to her dating life.

00:58:14.369 --> 00:58:17.429
When I was pooping my diaper, she was getting

00:58:17.429 --> 00:58:20.269
divorced. To the point where Gayle would ask

00:58:20.269 --> 00:58:23.170
Oprah to say something on her talk show. She

00:58:23.170 --> 00:58:26.050
told host Alex Cooper, I would say to her, you've

00:58:26.050 --> 00:58:28.389
got to say something on your show because it's

00:58:28.389 --> 00:58:30.389
hard enough for me to get a date on Saturday

00:58:30.389 --> 00:58:32.889
night. Yeah, right there. She wants her to say

00:58:32.889 --> 00:58:35.570
stuff because they're hiding that they're lovers.

00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:39.840
And there is nothing you're going to say that's

00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:41.500
going to sidetrack me from thinking they're not

00:58:41.500 --> 00:58:46.000
lovers. It's just their connection together,

00:58:46.219 --> 00:58:51.099
their energy. This is an inside radio reference.

00:58:51.300 --> 00:58:54.440
It's very Howard Stern and Ralph the Hairdresser

00:58:54.440 --> 00:58:58.380
type of vibe. Or you'll never know, but there's

00:58:58.380 --> 00:59:04.059
things that are there. But yeah, they're probably

00:59:04.059 --> 00:59:07.099
lovers. Let's be honest. Mm -hmm. The sooner

00:59:07.099 --> 00:59:09.059
we're honest with ourselves, we can move on from

00:59:09.059 --> 00:59:13.079
that topic. Here is Tony Hinchcliffe bitching

00:59:13.079 --> 00:59:15.360
about Chelsea Handler, my best friend. Heaven

00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:18.260
Heart was something else, huh? It's the first

00:59:18.260 --> 00:59:22.139
time I've been called a Nazi multiple times in

00:59:22.139 --> 00:59:26.000
just a few hours. I guess that's what L .A. writers'

00:59:26.179 --> 00:59:32.360
rooms, all these... A lot of mentally ill liberals

00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:37.920
out there. Somehow with all these blacks and

00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:41.019
Jews and Mexicans around me, I guess I'm a Nazi

00:59:41.019 --> 00:59:44.000
somehow. I guess the guy that pulls names out

00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:46.179
of a bucket, giving everybody an opportunity.

00:59:46.619 --> 00:59:50.059
Hell yeah. Defend yourself against a dumb broad.

00:59:50.280 --> 00:59:52.840
Is a Nazi. Isn't that something? And I got called

00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:56.420
a Nazi, gay, a racist over and over again. Well,

00:59:56.420 --> 00:59:58.400
you're probably gay. I'm none of those three

00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:04.659
things. A little fun fact. But they are. They

01:00:04.659 --> 01:00:08.480
are fat, ugly, black, and Jewish. Everything

01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:10.760
I said was real about them, just a reminder.

01:00:11.699 --> 01:00:16.579
I woke up today, and even though... Even though...

01:00:17.480 --> 01:00:20.400
What are you saying? There's news articles because

01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:24.199
the news isn't real. Nothing is real. Let's say

01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:27.539
that I got lit up by Chelsea Handler. He's really

01:00:27.539 --> 01:00:30.639
tan. He's very off -putting. Which is very, very

01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:32.400
funny because that's not what happened at all.

01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:35.619
You can't believe anything you see or read on

01:00:35.619 --> 01:00:37.380
the news anymore. You have to actually watch

01:00:37.380 --> 01:00:40.300
the thing for yourself. She was a bit of a c***,

01:00:40.380 --> 01:00:44.550
I'll tell you that. She just kept coming at me

01:00:44.550 --> 01:00:47.170
over. She said I went took the Saudi Arabia money.

01:00:47.289 --> 01:00:51.909
She was like wrong about things. Writers just

01:00:51.909 --> 01:00:54.570
didn't do her any justice. But then and then

01:00:54.570 --> 01:00:57.130
the teleprompter, the fun fact, the teleprompter

01:00:57.130 --> 01:01:02.670
only went down during my set. And and it gave

01:01:02.670 --> 01:01:05.429
me a lot of opportunity to remind Chelsea Handler

01:01:05.429 --> 01:01:12.699
what she looks like. Oh, he's the best. Where

01:01:12.699 --> 01:01:15.519
her life is. The rest of the comedians suck on

01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:19.260
the show, but that was funny. They got the Roy

01:01:19.260 --> 01:01:22.360
and Humpy. A stamp of approval. It's time for

01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:27.820
Tiger Woods news. DJ, turn it up. Bartender,

01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:35.380
fill my glass. I came to dance, not watch. Some

01:01:35.380 --> 01:01:47.510
famous dude, Craig. Oh, yeah. DJ, turn it up.

01:01:47.530 --> 01:01:55.670
Got it. DJ, turn it up. Walking fresh, clean,

01:01:55.690 --> 01:01:57.969
plain white shoes. Old club lit and I just paid

01:01:57.969 --> 01:02:00.329
dues. Bottle in the air like I can't lose. Only

01:02:00.329 --> 01:02:02.650
one clown out here making bad moves. Top big

01:02:02.650 --> 01:02:04.929
game and he shanks that shot. Top big love and

01:02:04.929 --> 01:02:06.829
he wrecks that spot. If you swing like that when

01:02:06.829 --> 01:02:08.349
the night gets tough, you ain't legit, man. You

01:02:08.349 --> 01:02:40.949
just washed up. Back at the bar, y 'all slidin'

01:02:41.010 --> 01:02:42.949
in a row We don't chase drama, we just chase

01:02:42.949 --> 01:02:45.070
glow You're in the tabloids, I'm in a stroll

01:02:45.070 --> 01:02:47.230
You stuck in scandal, I'm stuck in mode If you

01:02:47.230 --> 01:02:49.369
treat girls bad, you the punchline now You ain't

01:02:49.369 --> 01:02:51.809
role model, you just foul I'd rather dance with

01:02:51.809 --> 01:02:53.869
the crew I trusted Swing like a star, who forgot?

01:02:54.050 --> 01:03:30.300
Respect is a must If you're done with the fakes

01:03:30.300 --> 01:03:36.880
For the ones who don't snake If you're keeping

01:03:36.880 --> 01:04:17.809
it true This one's for you Let's get to it right

01:04:17.809 --> 01:04:22.550
now. Tiger Woods returns to social media after

01:04:22.550 --> 01:04:25.530
his arrest to honor his late dad. Oh, that's

01:04:25.530 --> 01:04:30.150
so cute. In all sincerity, I lost my dad, so

01:04:30.150 --> 01:04:32.210
that's okay. Two months after the golf champion

01:04:32.210 --> 01:04:34.650
stepped away from social media in wake of his

01:04:34.650 --> 01:04:37.869
DUI arrest in March, he returns with a post honoring

01:04:37.869 --> 01:04:40.750
him. Oh, yeah. You know he got a lot of mean

01:04:40.750 --> 01:04:44.469
comments on there. late father earl woods for

01:04:44.469 --> 01:04:47.929
memorial day tiger writes in a may 25th instagram

01:04:47.929 --> 01:04:51.210
story my father was a special forces operator

01:04:51.210 --> 01:04:54.409
with two tours in vietnam and 20 years of service

01:04:54.409 --> 01:04:57.429
to all those like my father we all say thank

01:04:57.429 --> 01:04:59.869
you for your sacrifice hey thank you for teaching

01:04:59.869 --> 01:05:06.510
me how to cheat on my life too i i never forget

01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:14.260
Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian

01:05:14.260 --> 01:05:17.500
moves, we dissect the clime. No filters, no fluff.

01:05:18.820 --> 01:05:22.460
Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown

01:05:22.460 --> 01:05:25.179
in, sittin' in the plush. Built an empire off

01:05:25.179 --> 01:05:27.840
nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't

01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:30.059
no realness in the cut. Talent's on vacation,

01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:32.840
forsaken what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic,

01:05:32.920 --> 01:05:35.480
call it verbal demolition. Exposing fake lives,

01:05:35.619 --> 01:05:38.460
media's worse addiction. Idiocracy crammed, it's

01:05:38.460 --> 01:05:40.800
the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome

01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:44.139
Cardassian News Cardassian News Where the truth

01:05:44.139 --> 01:05:46.340
gets head Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all

01:05:46.340 --> 01:05:49.059
beware Fake snubs, fake lies Fake lies, fake

01:05:49.059 --> 01:05:52.460
drama, they choose No talent required, it's Cardassian

01:05:52.460 --> 01:05:58.230
News Right now Happy Hot Topic Kourtney Kardashian

01:05:58.230 --> 01:06:01.690
and Travis Barker are marking four years of wedded

01:06:01.690 --> 01:06:06.349
bliss. Wow, that is really flown by. Mm -hmm.

01:06:06.489 --> 01:06:09.369
I want to go to the air. A reality star takes

01:06:09.369 --> 01:06:11.909
to Instagram to show off her and her husband's

01:06:11.909 --> 01:06:14.869
new gold signet rings. Kourt sharing a snap of

01:06:14.869 --> 01:06:17.489
the jewelry, which boasts two skeletons. The

01:06:17.489 --> 01:06:19.329
couple's initial... I just saw them. They're

01:06:19.329 --> 01:06:23.599
so edgy and wild. along with the words, till

01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:26.880
death do us part. That's good. I'm glad they're

01:06:26.880 --> 01:06:31.900
leaving, brother. All right, you're good. I don't

01:06:31.900 --> 01:06:34.360
really care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's

01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:40.340
Hoppy out. Rhyme, Hoppy. Say, B, stand up. Got

01:06:40.340 --> 01:06:45.059
it. Tell them how it is, bro. I win. Donald Trump

01:06:45.059 --> 01:06:47.460
is a douchebag. Yeah, we said it. Loud mouth,

01:06:47.559 --> 01:06:50.199
small facts, big cap, let it echo. Donald Trump

01:06:50.199 --> 01:06:53.079
is a douchebag. Run the tape, I'll be on the

01:06:53.079 --> 01:06:55.699
mic Say anything they want, Donald Trump is a

01:06:55.699 --> 01:06:59.000
douchebag Facts, facts, 6, 9, 0, 10, he still

01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:01.400
can't reach that low Donald Trump is a douchebag,

01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:04.360
turn it up I'll be out with every single word

01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:07.679
cutthroat Bright lights ain't peak, he's livin'

01:07:07.699 --> 01:07:10.159
the dive Tall dude duckin' door frames, crooked

01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:12.519
little smile Nationally they tune in, locally

01:07:12.519 --> 01:07:15.320
they vibe You roast any fake king, tryna call

01:07:15.320 --> 01:07:18.039
it a tribe You brag on your towers, he laughs

01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:21.210
at your hairs about winning. He's like, who cares?

01:07:21.309 --> 01:07:23.409
You're selling them stories. He's breaking them

01:07:23.409 --> 01:07:25.969
apart. He don't hold back. He just ain't full

01:07:25.969 --> 01:07:27.889
of heart. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Yeah,

01:07:27.949 --> 01:07:30.250
we said it. Loudmouth, small facts, big cap,

01:07:30.349 --> 01:07:33.110
let it echo. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Run

01:07:33.110 --> 01:07:35.550
the tape. I'll be on the mic saying everything

01:07:35.550 --> 01:07:38.389
they want. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Alright,

01:07:38.409 --> 01:07:43.590
now. Yo! Happy Hot Topic! What do we got, Ray?

01:07:43.789 --> 01:07:46.289
hair is a weird headline we have tremendous people

01:07:46.289 --> 01:07:48.909
behind me it's a major press conference in the

01:07:48.909 --> 01:07:51.489
oval office president trump announcing he's rolling

01:07:51.489 --> 01:07:54.250
back regulations on supermarket refrigerators

01:07:54.250 --> 01:07:58.309
but all anyone that's the important topic dumbass

01:07:58.309 --> 01:08:01.469
talking about is that bulging belly button right

01:08:01.469 --> 01:08:04.130
over the president's shoulder conservative commentator

01:08:04.130 --> 01:08:06.829
megan mccain posted can the advanced people not

01:08:06.829 --> 01:08:10.690
put some random man's belly button next to our

01:08:10.690 --> 01:08:16.409
president's head So, who's the dude with the

01:08:16.409 --> 01:08:20.449
protruding belly button? Ron Graff, Sr. Right

01:08:20.449 --> 01:08:25.689
here. Right there. Hello, Ron. What an awkward

01:08:25.689 --> 01:08:29.369
handshake. What a terrible guy! A terrible guy

01:08:29.369 --> 01:08:43.869
giving an awkward handshake? No way. 6ix9ine,

01:08:44.130 --> 01:08:47.369
big mic, big rating Talk wild bout sex, love

01:08:47.369 --> 01:08:50.010
dating Slay Pete, sun signal, hit the equator

01:08:50.010 --> 01:08:53.909
Local boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame luna

01:08:53.909 --> 01:08:56.729
on the ground, shit queen Her on the board, her

01:08:56.729 --> 01:08:59.270
on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell

01:08:59.270 --> 01:09:01.649
for the plan Whole thing's fun, buy the suits,

01:09:01.750 --> 01:09:04.970
not the bands Britney news is black, crap crazy,

01:09:05.090 --> 01:09:08.170
crazy Y 'all got played and the story got hazy

01:09:20.160 --> 01:09:30.420
Right now. Happy Hot Topic! Let's turn to Britney

01:09:30.420 --> 01:09:33.260
Spears. Five days after three hours of police

01:09:33.260 --> 01:09:35.739
dash cam footage of her DUI arrest was released,

01:09:35.939 --> 01:09:38.479
she took to Instagram. I want to know what emotions.

01:09:39.220 --> 01:09:41.979
Admitting she feels awkward about the chatter

01:09:41.979 --> 01:09:44.739
happening behind her back over embarrassing things

01:09:44.739 --> 01:09:46.939
from her past. Yeah, maybe it's time to grow

01:09:46.939 --> 01:09:50.100
up and realize, Britney, I think it's time to

01:09:50.100 --> 01:09:55.500
realize you're a problem. Copy hour. Copy hour.

01:10:07.479 --> 01:10:09.800
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:12.779
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:10:12.779 --> 01:10:18.140
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:10:18.140 --> 01:10:23.279
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:25.260
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:10:25.260 --> 01:10:27.960
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:30.659
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:10:30.859 --> 01:10:34.520
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:10:34.779 --> 01:10:41.520
Coffee hour will be right back. What do I feel

01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:43.579
like playing? I want to play a banger in the

01:10:43.579 --> 01:10:47.460
club. The only D4L song I can play. Bobblehead.

01:10:51.100 --> 01:10:55.840
Let's go. It's going to be so good. Right now.

01:11:04.390 --> 01:11:17.869
She's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead We'll see

01:11:17.869 --> 01:11:40.779
you next time. Toss real fast with two goals

01:11:40.779 --> 01:11:44.239
in her mouth. Walk real slow and her tongue stays

01:11:44.239 --> 01:11:47.899
down. I got her in my spot. I got her in my spot.

01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:51.819
I got a little itch. I got a little fight. I'm

01:11:51.819 --> 01:11:54.479
looking at her face. I'm looking at her twat.

01:11:54.619 --> 01:11:57.479
I'm looking at her lips and I'm rubbing on my

01:11:57.479 --> 01:12:00.619
car. Give me head. Oh, please just give me head.

01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:03.779
I ain't gonna beg and I ain't breaking bread.

01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:06.979
She ain't gotta be a nine. She ain't gotta be

01:12:06.979 --> 01:12:08.960
a dime. She can be a dime. You're fuckin' sick

01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:12.680
when she show you this shit Sacky, sacky, sacky,

01:12:12.680 --> 01:12:16.399
sacky, sacky, lick Licky, licky, licky, she swallowed

01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:26.600
down my dick She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.

01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:49.930
She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She got

01:12:49.930 --> 01:12:52.369
them lips like she suckin' kiss on it That make

01:12:52.369 --> 01:12:55.069
me want it long time Do you like the lick on

01:12:55.069 --> 01:12:57.470
it go through the torment I see Make it feel

01:12:57.470 --> 01:13:00.369
like a minion and you do it to a rhythm If a

01:13:00.369 --> 01:13:02.029
nigga ever wanna look around for some good head

01:13:02.029 --> 01:13:04.569
That's what she give em People respect her when

01:13:04.569 --> 01:13:07.189
they see her They say hey not ho Cause they know

01:13:07.189 --> 01:13:10.029
that it's something that you real good for And

01:13:10.029 --> 01:13:12.529
she ain't pickin' by the spot if I say come she

01:13:12.529 --> 01:13:15.369
go So I could be smokin' that shit and when I

01:13:15.369 --> 01:13:17.960
bust she float I ain't know you could do it like

01:13:17.960 --> 01:13:20.300
it do what you do it Constantly sweatin', so

01:13:20.300 --> 01:13:23.600
let me give you some fluid But when you suck

01:13:23.600 --> 01:13:26.239
it, just suck it with pride Open up wide and

01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:28.899
stuff it in there like you really love it Don't

01:13:28.899 --> 01:13:31.039
touch it if you won't taste it, I tell you that

01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:33.960
you a tease And that'll be the last time that

01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:36.939
you ever see me So team, if you hear some flurpin'

01:13:37.000 --> 01:13:39.619
noises on side of bed Then you know what I done

01:13:39.619 --> 01:13:42.739
came from, let the poor say She's a bobblehead,

01:13:42.979 --> 01:14:08.569
she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead she's

01:14:08.569 --> 01:14:10.810
a Excuse me, excuse me, I am looking for a Bible

01:14:10.810 --> 01:14:13.510
If you is not a Bible, then please get out from

01:14:13.510 --> 01:14:16.750
my house Old mobiles, old wheels, do what you

01:14:16.750 --> 01:14:19.949
gon' do What? No deal, old wheel, do what you

01:14:19.949 --> 01:14:23.289
gon' do Shit, a Bible ain't bad, a Bible's something

01:14:23.289 --> 01:14:26.329
good A Bible make you hobble when you walk into

01:14:26.329 --> 01:14:29.270
the hood A Bible make you tell your niggas they

01:14:29.270 --> 01:14:32.149
misunderstood Cause everything she do for you

01:14:32.149 --> 01:14:35.909
is also very good A Bible ain't scared, a Bible

01:14:35.909 --> 01:14:45.340
ain't nervous, a Bible If you hit a window, then

01:14:45.340 --> 01:14:48.300
it probably was perfect Oh, bobbly, bobbly, when

01:14:48.300 --> 01:14:51.100
you're doing me properly And my foot on the throttle,

01:14:51.180 --> 01:14:55.119
I be about to run off of the road Oh, no, a bobble's

01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:58.000
not only for cars A true bobble shines anywhere,

01:14:58.239 --> 01:15:01.479
she's a superstar She's a bobblehead, she's a

01:15:01.479 --> 01:15:05.500
bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead

01:15:12.630 --> 01:15:19.850
Oh, yeah. I got sucky, sucky. No, not me. Me

01:15:19.850 --> 01:15:29.350
and sucky, sucky. Welcome to sucky, sucky. Let

01:15:29.350 --> 01:15:37.409
me unzippy, zippy. Here we are. Something completely

01:15:37.409 --> 01:16:24.710
different. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy

01:16:24.710 --> 01:16:33.189
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

01:16:33.189 --> 01:16:36.289
listened to radio show on the planet. And the

01:16:36.289 --> 01:16:51.760
other stations are tuned in too. Go. Brian Hoppy

01:16:51.760 --> 01:16:54.760
on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA drama,

01:16:55.100 --> 01:16:58.100
living out the dreams. It's wild, it's stories

01:16:58.100 --> 01:17:00.760
about the teens. Dropping dollars bombs all in

01:17:00.760 --> 01:17:03.600
on the schemes. These hoos, man, he knows it

01:17:03.600 --> 01:17:06.420
all. Screw sandals to the court, rise and fall.

01:17:07.119 --> 01:17:10.699
Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy Hour got

01:17:10.699 --> 01:17:14.170
that shock and all. MJ to Kobe, legends in the

01:17:14.170 --> 01:17:18.069
game Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame Hoppy

01:17:18.069 --> 01:17:20.689
steals the tee, ain't playin' tame Behind the

01:17:20.689 --> 01:17:23.550
curtain, nothin' left the same Hoppy's loose

01:17:23.550 --> 01:17:26.229
man, he knows it all Through scandals to the

01:17:26.229 --> 01:17:29.449
court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have

01:17:29.449 --> 01:17:33.710
a ball Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and awe Crazy

01:17:33.710 --> 01:17:37.409
exes. Why not? League full of stories. Ain't

01:17:37.409 --> 01:17:40.850
nothing fabulous. Ryan breaks it down. Gets unanimous.

01:17:41.550 --> 01:17:52.250
8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -3.

01:17:53.409 --> 01:18:25.430
I got it. Whatever. Yeah. Sucky, sucky. All right.

01:18:26.569 --> 01:18:35.539
One second. Oh, yeah. What is it? Here's the

01:18:35.539 --> 01:18:39.260
best part. I love that part at the end. So here

01:18:39.260 --> 01:18:42.119
are some Knicks fans losing it. What would you

01:18:42.119 --> 01:18:44.640
give up for the Knicks to win it all? Bro, I

01:18:44.640 --> 01:18:47.439
would give up every fucking thing. Yo, loser.

01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:50.479
Fuck them because they're all fucking useless.

01:18:50.880 --> 01:18:55.260
I'm sure you're hired the next day. I would give

01:18:55.260 --> 01:18:58.279
up half my fucking family. I'm sure that's going

01:18:58.279 --> 01:19:00.020
to be a good Christmas dinner. I would give up

01:19:00.020 --> 01:19:03.119
almost everything in life. There you go. Mental

01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:07.060
illness. Look at that. He's overseas hanging

01:19:07.060 --> 01:19:08.619
out with his daughters. That's good. He's got

01:19:08.619 --> 01:19:10.399
to deal with that annoying broad of a baby mama.

01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:15.560
Mike Brown was asked about Jalen Brunson and

01:19:15.560 --> 01:19:18.659
asked who he's similar to. We talked a lot this

01:19:18.659 --> 01:19:21.920
year about Jalen. His leadership seems to be

01:19:21.920 --> 01:19:24.319
like understated. It seems like he kept himself

01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:27.689
with a certain degree of humility. I'm, just

01:19:27.689 --> 01:19:30.529
wondering like in your previous stops both in

01:19:30.529 --> 01:19:33.550
san antonio and elsewhere. Have you encountered

01:19:33.550 --> 01:19:40.029
a leader that carries himself simon duncan And

01:19:40.029 --> 01:19:45.050
stuff there you go Um here is aiden ross saying

01:19:45.050 --> 01:19:47.489
he's going to spend 500 000 on court side seats

01:19:47.489 --> 01:19:50.810
No, I know that he's good with his money and

01:19:50.810 --> 01:19:54.390
i'm aware that he has money Put that in a Roth

01:19:54.390 --> 01:19:56.529
IRA. Yeah, I am. I'm going to take my mom to

01:19:56.529 --> 01:19:58.510
the Knicks game for sure. Oh, that's so cute.

01:20:00.010 --> 01:20:01.310
Oh, you want to know how much the tickets are?

01:20:01.390 --> 01:20:03.710
I called my ticket guy today. Oh, yeah, you got

01:20:03.710 --> 01:20:07.229
to brag. Never mind. Bro, my mom was like, my

01:20:07.229 --> 01:20:09.590
mom was so excited, bro. Because my mom, she

01:20:09.590 --> 01:20:11.109
used to have, she used to go to a lot of Knicks

01:20:11.109 --> 01:20:13.890
games with my grandpa. I never got to meet my

01:20:13.890 --> 01:20:15.909
grandpa, my mom's dad. Oh, I got a lot of her

01:20:15.909 --> 01:20:18.350
shoes. So it's going to be $500 ,000. Good. Cool.

01:20:18.970 --> 01:20:22.859
Revening Star. Here's the news on the head coach

01:20:22.859 --> 01:20:28.300
of the Cavaliers. Welcome back in our senior

01:20:28.300 --> 01:20:30.479
insider, Shams Sharanya. Shams, what do you got?

01:20:30.659 --> 01:20:34.020
What up, Shams? I got to work on that five -second

01:20:34.020 --> 01:20:36.779
delay. Looking at his big forehead for five seconds.

01:20:37.739 --> 01:20:40.380
Malika, sources tell me that Kenny Atkinson will

01:20:40.380 --> 01:20:43.060
return as head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers.

01:20:43.199 --> 01:20:45.000
Well, you're not going to. You just need to know

01:20:45.000 --> 01:20:47.479
the concept of timeout. God, you're an idiot.

01:20:49.729 --> 01:20:52.409
Here is a classic clip. I'm going to play it

01:20:52.409 --> 01:20:55.289
in its entirety and not interrupt it. Now this

01:20:55.289 --> 01:20:57.689
announcer, I don't know his name. See if I can

01:20:57.689 --> 01:21:00.829
find it on social media. He was an announcer

01:21:00.829 --> 01:21:06.869
for Daily Sport LA. And here's what he said about

01:21:06.869 --> 01:21:10.260
James Harden after James Harden choked. Two years

01:21:10.260 --> 01:21:13.140
ago. Ask the producer to pipe this into the Clippers

01:21:13.140 --> 01:21:15.239
locker room so I can talk to you, James. I hope

01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:16.819
you're taking notes. I'm telling you in advance,

01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:19.039
you're welcome for the wisdom I'm about to spew.

01:21:19.560 --> 01:21:22.859
Because, listen, I... Wait a second. I gotta

01:21:22.859 --> 01:21:26.939
be careful. God damn it. They have the beat in

01:21:26.939 --> 01:21:32.800
the background of Ether. One second. James Harden

01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:37.140
announcer. Let me find it. Fuck! I could not

01:21:37.140 --> 01:21:41.569
play that because of the copyright. Give me a

01:21:41.569 --> 01:21:44.789
sec. Abort. Maybe that's why we need an abortion.

01:21:45.449 --> 01:21:50.449
Abort. Abort. Abort. James Harden. I got to find

01:21:50.449 --> 01:21:54.050
a better version of him. Here we go. This is

01:21:54.050 --> 01:21:58.170
better. Right here. I'm sorry. I apologize. Type

01:21:58.170 --> 01:22:00.390
this into the Clippers locker room so I can talk

01:22:00.390 --> 01:22:02.470
to you, James. Yeah, there's not the music in

01:22:02.470 --> 01:22:04.409
the background. That would have strapped me like

01:22:04.409 --> 01:22:06.689
copy eye. I hope you're taking notes. I'm telling

01:22:06.689 --> 01:22:08.649
you in advance, you're welcome for the wisdom

01:22:08.649 --> 01:22:11.409
I'm about to spew. Because, listen, I get on

01:22:11.409 --> 01:22:13.869
my knees every night and pray for someone to

01:22:13.869 --> 01:22:16.390
believe in me like Daryl Borey believed in you.

01:22:16.550 --> 01:22:18.489
You wanted a certain coach, they brought in Mike

01:22:18.489 --> 01:22:19.829
D 'Antoni. You wanted to play a certain style,

01:22:19.909 --> 01:22:21.689
they played it. You wanted Dwight Howard, they

01:22:21.689 --> 01:22:22.890
brought him in and got rid of him when you were

01:22:22.890 --> 01:22:24.649
tired of him. You wanted Chris Paul, they brought

01:22:24.649 --> 01:22:25.850
him in and got rid of him when you were tired

01:22:25.850 --> 01:22:27.510
of him. They brought in your old friend. Russell

01:22:27.510 --> 01:22:29.850
Westbrook. You wanted to go to Vegas on off days?

01:22:30.149 --> 01:22:32.229
They looked away. You wanted the team to stay

01:22:32.229 --> 01:22:35.689
overseas? Yeah, it's not good going to Vegas

01:22:35.689 --> 01:22:38.590
on off days. You could go out at night. They

01:22:38.590 --> 01:22:41.850
changed the schedule and it didn't work. And

01:22:41.850 --> 01:22:44.159
you know what? You said... I'm going to break

01:22:44.159 --> 01:22:46.359
up with my whoopee. Not good enough. I see the

01:22:46.359 --> 01:22:49.880
bright lights in New York. I want to go there.

01:22:50.020 --> 01:22:52.220
My old pal Kevin Durant. It's going to work.

01:22:52.300 --> 01:22:55.640
The big three. And all after one year, you want

01:22:55.640 --> 01:22:57.600
it out. You realize, oh my gosh, I took this

01:22:57.600 --> 01:22:59.239
guy for granted. The guy that believed in me.

01:22:59.279 --> 01:23:01.600
I went back with Daryl Morey. They traded Ben

01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:03.699
Simmons for you. How did they pull that off?

01:23:03.859 --> 01:23:06.340
And you know what? You went there and you got

01:23:06.340 --> 01:23:10.199
a partner who got the MVP. He won the MVP. And

01:23:10.199 --> 01:23:13.000
what did you say afterwards? You said they didn't

01:23:13.100 --> 01:23:15.020
hand me the reins. You're the point guard. You're

01:23:15.020 --> 01:23:18.550
holding the reins. What did you do when you had

01:23:18.550 --> 01:23:20.449
the range? You scored nine points in game seven

01:23:20.449 --> 01:23:23.710
against Boston. You blew it. Hell yeah! Come

01:23:23.710 --> 01:23:27.229
on! Two series lead. So they fired their coach.

01:23:27.390 --> 01:23:29.430
Not good enough. You broke up with your guy,

01:23:29.449 --> 01:23:31.489
believed in you again. You said, the bright lights

01:23:31.489 --> 01:23:34.430
of LA, that's where I want to go. Let's see if

01:23:34.430 --> 01:23:36.329
that works. Listen, James, have you ever had

01:23:36.329 --> 01:23:39.449
those friends who had bad roommates? Over and

01:23:39.449 --> 01:23:41.109
over, they complained about their bad roommates.

01:23:41.710 --> 01:23:44.729
Mm -hmm. This guy's terrible. The bad roommate

01:23:44.729 --> 01:23:47.109
here. They never thought to be self -aware enough

01:23:47.109 --> 01:23:49.229
that they're the bad roommate. They're the problem.

01:23:49.449 --> 01:23:52.869
Hey, James, you're the problem. If this doesn't

01:23:52.869 --> 01:23:55.949
work this year in this system with this team,

01:23:56.130 --> 01:23:58.229
then you're going to go and point fingers at

01:23:58.229 --> 01:24:00.310
everybody else, and you're going to go back home,

01:24:00.329 --> 01:24:01.810
and you're going to start swiping right for another

01:24:01.810 --> 01:24:03.869
team, and there's not going to be anybody left.

01:24:04.210 --> 01:24:06.729
Because, James, you're not the beard. You're

01:24:06.729 --> 01:24:11.390
not the system. You're the problem. Yeah! Oh,

01:24:11.510 --> 01:24:14.159
oh, and the mic dropped. That hot piece of ass

01:24:14.159 --> 01:24:17.939
for porn. Here is James Harden on if the Knicks

01:24:17.939 --> 01:24:21.460
are better than the Cavs. Reflecting on this

01:24:21.460 --> 01:24:25.680
series, how much better, if they're better, are

01:24:25.680 --> 01:24:31.220
the Knicks than you guys? I mean, I can't even,

01:24:31.279 --> 01:24:33.380
like... I can't even figure it out because I'm

01:24:33.380 --> 01:24:37.899
so talented yet I always joke. I can't even answer

01:24:37.899 --> 01:24:39.619
that question, honestly. You know what I mean?

01:24:40.500 --> 01:24:46.220
Yeah, it's 4 -0, but... And I don't think we

01:24:46.220 --> 01:24:51.420
had a chance. What are you talking about? You

01:24:51.420 --> 01:24:56.560
idiot. You were up 22 points. You blew a 22 point

01:24:56.560 --> 01:25:00.720
lead. What a moron. What a piece of garbage.

01:25:01.100 --> 01:25:04.340
Here is Gilbert Arenas talking about Wemby needing

01:25:04.340 --> 01:25:08.020
to be more consistent. Wemby is not consistent

01:25:08.020 --> 01:25:15.930
at what he does from game to game. Ryan, you

01:25:15.930 --> 01:25:18.029
have... All right, you're putting me to sleep.

01:25:18.590 --> 01:25:21.090
The audio sounds terrible. Here's a little more

01:25:21.090 --> 01:25:24.909
James Harden. Hey, James. What's up? What up,

01:25:25.010 --> 01:25:27.489
Doug? That's what he says to all the boundaries

01:25:27.489 --> 01:25:31.609
of the strip club. Hey, James. What's up? We're

01:25:31.609 --> 01:25:34.550
getting some laptops tonight. This series ultimately

01:25:34.550 --> 01:25:45.399
came down to... Howdy. Um... He has no idea what

01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:48.060
to say because he has no way to take accountability.

01:25:48.739 --> 01:25:52.680
I would say shot making. I would say it begins

01:25:52.680 --> 01:25:56.560
with that. I think that they made shots. Yeah.

01:25:57.680 --> 01:26:02.380
Some obviously, some open and some just tough

01:26:02.380 --> 01:26:04.859
shots. Yeah, you know, I always take the toughest

01:26:04.859 --> 01:26:06.279
shots because I want to come up like a hill.

01:26:07.619 --> 01:26:15.319
And I don't think we made really any. I will

01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:21.600
leave it at that. Here's the Knicks going to

01:26:21.600 --> 01:26:35.340
the NBA Finals. How do you sound, Cleveland fans?

01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:37.880
We'll just dribble it out. Chance of let's go

01:26:37.880 --> 01:26:41.680
Knicks. It's over. Believe it, Knicks fans. For

01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:44.960
the first time in 27 years, the New York Knicks

01:26:44.960 --> 01:26:48.380
are going to the NBA Finals. Hey, I got a story

01:26:48.380 --> 01:26:50.659
for you. That I know people in high school are

01:26:50.659 --> 01:26:53.359
still going to be telling. But Jalen Bronson

01:26:53.359 --> 01:26:56.439
was a freshman in 2012 at Stevenson High School.

01:26:57.420 --> 01:27:01.460
And he scored a lot of points on my friends and

01:27:01.460 --> 01:27:03.760
beat us in my friend's last playoff game. And

01:27:03.760 --> 01:27:07.659
they all cried. Well, they played 24 minutes

01:27:07.659 --> 01:27:10.460
there in Cleveland in a game dominated by the

01:27:10.460 --> 01:27:13.100
New York Knicks who are 24 minutes away from...

01:27:13.100 --> 01:27:15.960
So James Harden, Shaq says he disappeared like

01:27:15.960 --> 01:27:20.810
always. And here's a little dance. Despite making

01:27:20.810 --> 01:27:22.869
the Eastern Conference Finals, the Cavs end their

01:27:22.869 --> 01:27:25.550
playoffs with a losing record. Obviously, two

01:27:25.550 --> 01:27:27.970
game sevens and a sweep will do that. They finish

01:27:27.970 --> 01:27:31.750
with a 8 -10 record. And after losing to the

01:27:31.750 --> 01:27:33.729
Knicks, a reporter really asked Donovan Mitchell

01:27:33.729 --> 01:27:36.170
if he wants to see LeBron on the team next season.

01:27:36.510 --> 01:27:38.170
Well, you made it pretty clear where you stand.

01:27:38.789 --> 01:27:41.229
So I'm going to change it up here a little bit.

01:27:41.369 --> 01:27:44.970
Got it. Would you like to see Bron? Is that a

01:27:44.970 --> 01:27:47.670
call you would make to him? You got to deal with

01:27:47.670 --> 01:27:54.310
the question, Donovan. You just ended the game,

01:27:54.390 --> 01:27:58.250
Joe. I don't know when I'll see you again. That

01:27:58.250 --> 01:28:00.489
is a point. I'm going to be banging out some

01:28:00.489 --> 01:28:06.029
snow on you. That is not for me. I don't. He's

01:28:06.029 --> 01:28:08.229
going to say nothing. And Amari said he was surprised

01:28:08.229 --> 01:28:11.329
to make the NBA Hall of Fame or Pro Basketball.

01:28:12.789 --> 01:28:16.590
I just want to load. Surprised. Got a call. Say,

01:28:16.670 --> 01:28:19.020
Amari, I got some good news for you. I was like,

01:28:19.039 --> 01:28:22.039
okay. All right. Hit me with it. He's like, you

01:28:22.039 --> 01:28:24.060
are now going to be inducted in shrine until

01:28:24.060 --> 01:28:27.779
the 2026 Passwall of Fame. Hell yeah. I was like,

01:28:27.800 --> 01:28:32.939
what? There you go. That's cute. It's time for

01:28:32.939 --> 01:28:45.460
some NFL news. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. We have 94

01:28:45.460 --> 01:28:51.000
days. Man, I remember when it was 160. 94 days

01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:56.000
until the NFL returns. How exciting is it going

01:28:56.000 --> 01:28:59.460
to be to have that back on TV? But then it also

01:28:59.460 --> 01:29:01.420
means that the days are shorter and that it's

01:29:01.420 --> 01:29:05.380
cold out. So I'm appreciating my offseason. Josh

01:29:05.380 --> 01:29:08.600
Jacobs isn't. He's facing domestic violence charges

01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:12.859
like a loser. So that's happening. You can also

01:29:12.859 --> 01:29:19.079
call the show, 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -49 -4773.

01:29:19.560 --> 01:29:23.079
You can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. You can

01:29:23.079 --> 01:29:27.600
always email me, RyanHoppyRadio, at gmail .com.

01:29:28.979 --> 01:29:32.939
Oh, we have so much coming up in the club. But

01:29:32.939 --> 01:29:52.050
first, let's play this. So exciting. Josh Allen

01:29:52.050 --> 01:29:54.550
saying he barks at his wife anytime she touches

01:29:54.550 --> 01:29:58.510
his facial hair. Towards Haley. She doesn't like?

01:29:58.770 --> 01:30:03.369
Yes. Anytime she tries to like if I got something

01:30:03.369 --> 01:30:05.869
in my beard or my mustache and she goes to reach

01:30:05.869 --> 01:30:08.750
for it. He does have a nice beard. He's like

01:30:08.750 --> 01:30:13.649
bark and snap. There you go. It's something my

01:30:13.649 --> 01:30:17.390
dad did. We'd be little kids touching the whiskers

01:30:17.390 --> 01:30:20.579
on his face and he'd like You know, he's turning

01:30:20.579 --> 01:30:24.460
into an old man. Listen, in Buffalo, we'll do

01:30:24.460 --> 01:30:31.380
that. Here's a stew guy. It's disgusting. Jackson,

01:30:32.359 --> 01:30:34.640
darn. He is there because he is the quarterback

01:30:34.640 --> 01:30:36.779
of the New York Giants. He's not just some guy.

01:30:36.979 --> 01:30:40.039
He is mainstream approval. He has just put all

01:30:40.039 --> 01:30:43.039
his teammates in this situation. That is a distraction.

01:30:44.180 --> 01:30:46.239
Blah, blah. Political sports talk. Is that my

01:30:46.239 --> 01:30:50.250
bad? Here's Mike McDaniel, head coach of the

01:30:50.250 --> 01:30:53.250
Seahawks, talking about them winning it again.

01:30:53.390 --> 01:30:55.649
Back in March about being intentional with the

01:30:55.649 --> 01:30:57.270
language and not talking about running it back

01:30:57.270 --> 01:30:59.890
and all that. Have you seen players kind of embrace

01:30:59.890 --> 01:31:02.729
that message now that you've been around? They've

01:31:02.729 --> 01:31:05.130
been great. We're using the term we want to run

01:31:05.130 --> 01:31:08.649
it forward. I like that. Mm -hmm. And bang, I'm

01:31:08.649 --> 01:31:12.789
from behind. And Greg Olson won an Emmy, a sports

01:31:12.789 --> 01:31:14.850
Emmy. And people were like, but Brady didn't

01:31:14.850 --> 01:31:18.649
get one. Whatever. And the Supreme Court's clearing

01:31:18.649 --> 01:31:21.210
the way for a lawsuit against the NFL right now.

01:31:21.350 --> 01:31:23.810
Our country's highest court declining an appeal

01:31:23.810 --> 01:31:27.149
by the NFL today, marking a major win for former

01:31:27.149 --> 01:31:29.430
Minnesota's defensive coordinator, Brian Flores.

01:31:29.430 --> 01:31:31.850
Flores and two other coaches, Steve Wilkes and

01:31:31.850 --> 01:31:34.029
Ray Horton, are suing the National Football League

01:31:34.029 --> 01:31:36.229
for discrimination, claiming systemic racism

01:31:36.229 --> 01:31:39.130
when it came to hiring and promotion of black.

01:31:39.289 --> 01:31:44.220
The NFL being racist? No way! coaches the nfl

01:31:44.220 --> 01:31:47.380
was attempting to force the coaches into arbitration

01:31:47.380 --> 01:31:50.500
but this ruling now allows the lawsuit to go

01:31:50.500 --> 01:31:54.319
to trial so this is gonna get spicy for more

01:31:54.319 --> 01:31:56.140
on all of this i don't need to hear from other

01:31:56.140 --> 01:31:59.319
people damn there's there's that headline happening

01:31:59.319 --> 01:32:03.060
in the club Will Levis's mom is sharing insight

01:32:03.060 --> 01:32:05.920
into the quarterback's leaked video. Oh yeah,

01:32:05.979 --> 01:32:09.939
his late sex tape. During an appearance on the

01:32:09.939 --> 01:32:13.239
Ross Tucker football podcast, Beth Levis, mom

01:32:13.239 --> 01:32:15.840
to the Tennessee Titans quarterback, shares how

01:32:15.840 --> 01:32:18.000
her son hired a quote cybersecurity specialist

01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:20.960
after a very intimate video of him and ex -Gia

01:32:20.960 --> 01:32:26.760
Duddy surfaced online. So Will actually ended

01:32:26.760 --> 01:32:31.880
up engaging in hiring A cyber security specialist

01:32:31.880 --> 01:32:34.779
and private investigator and spent an exorbitant

01:32:34.779 --> 01:32:39.779
amount of money. What a moron. I hope the orgasm

01:32:39.779 --> 01:32:57.819
was worth it. Yeah. Yeah. RyanHoppyRadio .com

01:32:57.819 --> 01:33:00.180
Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

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all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:33:10.500 --> 01:33:13.840
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:33:13.840 --> 01:33:16.180
feel like listening to this next song, you can

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pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

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Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be Be right

01:33:52.899 --> 01:33:55.029
back. Blow the candles out. Blow the candles

01:33:55.029 --> 01:33:58.470
out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius birthday,

01:33:58.649 --> 01:34:01.869
November 27th. You will like that until I end

01:34:01.869 --> 01:34:03.789
up in one of heaven. They be thinking they be

01:34:03.789 --> 01:34:04.930
claiming and torturing them with the bullshit

01:34:04.930 --> 01:34:06.970
they handing out. Yeah, till it's just to make

01:34:06.970 --> 01:34:09.590
a wish and blow the candles out. Pull an all

01:34:09.590 --> 01:34:11.449
-white Phantom out. I'ma kill them with the pants

01:34:11.449 --> 01:34:12.670
and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with

01:34:12.670 --> 01:34:13.890
the shades and the chain and the watch is the

01:34:13.890 --> 01:34:15.750
reason I be standing now. That's where ice will

01:34:15.750 --> 01:34:17.590
spin that cake while I make the icing off the

01:34:17.590 --> 01:34:19.329
cake. Uh -huh. It's just to be there, y 'all.

01:34:19.510 --> 01:34:20.649
Come on, everybody. We're going to celebrate.

01:34:20.670 --> 01:34:22.949
We're going to celebrate. I'm gonna do it like

01:34:22.949 --> 01:34:25.229
a bird, yeah I'm gonna do it like a bird, yeah

01:34:25.229 --> 01:35:02.149
I'm gonna do it like a bird, yeah Ella, ay, I'm

01:35:02.149 --> 01:35:05.130
an Ella When I get done, she gon' bring me my

01:35:05.130 --> 01:35:08.029
cheddar It's just the beginning, it only gets

01:35:08.029 --> 01:35:11.170
better Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear my

01:35:11.170 --> 01:35:13.750
shirt, shirt You ain't gon' do it like the last

01:35:13.750 --> 01:35:16.390
day of Earth, Earth And if you really want to

01:35:16.390 --> 01:35:19.329
spill on the deal You sound like a mug, yeah,

01:35:19.369 --> 01:35:22.829
I did the mug I do it like my birthday, like

01:35:22.829 --> 01:35:28.010
my birthday I do it like my birthday, like my

01:35:28.010 --> 01:35:38.840
birthday Bad new Gucci bag matchin' Gucci pumps

01:35:38.840 --> 01:35:42.000
Shoes matchin' the belt Skirt matchin' the blouse

01:35:42.000 --> 01:35:44.939
Chain matchin' the rack Yeah, I'm doin' my thang

01:35:44.939 --> 01:35:48.140
Got, got so many haters Why is so many hatin'?

01:35:48.140 --> 01:35:50.479
Sick like a mental patient I floss like a dentist

01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:53.039
patient Just keep testin' my patience To get

01:35:53.039 --> 01:35:55.600
work in my neck I'm gettin' spendin' that money

01:35:55.600 --> 01:35:57.560
Like the church in the cave Let it roll, yeah,

01:35:57.579 --> 01:35:59.899
the skin blowin' Trish in the wind, just like

01:35:59.899 --> 01:36:02.760
Cha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha

01:36:02.760 --> 01:36:03.779
-ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha

01:36:03.779 --> 01:36:13.869
-ha -ha -ha I'm a hood star and I'm partying

01:36:13.869 --> 01:36:16.670
like a rockstar I'm better on lean, at my pick

01:36:16.670 --> 01:36:19.350
game meanin' You can't upgrade me, momma, I'm

01:36:19.350 --> 01:36:21.989
the guap, free to change I do it like, I'm doin'

01:36:22.029 --> 01:36:24.229
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:24.270 --> 01:36:25.649
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:25.649 --> 01:36:26.510
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:26.510 --> 01:36:27.069
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:27.430 --> 01:36:28.609
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:28.729 --> 01:36:29.850
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:29.850 --> 01:36:30.649
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:30.649 --> 01:36:32.329
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:32.729 --> 01:36:36.310
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin'

01:36:36.310 --> 01:36:58.159
like, I'm doin' like, I do it like my birthday,

01:36:58.279 --> 01:37:01.460
I do it like it hurts My timmy's bad, just do

01:37:01.460 --> 01:37:04.840
it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am

01:37:04.840 --> 01:37:07.340
in the first place Catch me on the dance floor,

01:37:07.359 --> 01:37:20.409
throwin' up my birthplace Woo! We'll be right

01:37:20.409 --> 01:37:32.750
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01:38:55.859 --> 01:38:59.279
this party going. Hello again, it's your favorite

01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:02.760
San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look

01:39:02.760 --> 01:39:05.140
normal, but the truth is, I have a condition

01:39:05.140 --> 01:39:08.260
known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,

01:39:08.479 --> 01:39:11.960
not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,

01:39:12.260 --> 01:39:14.840
regardless of who they are. People with autism

01:39:14.840 --> 01:39:17.399
normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal

01:39:17.399 --> 01:39:20.420
communication skills, social interactions, and

01:39:20.420 --> 01:39:23.279
leisure activities. In a recent study, people

01:39:23.279 --> 01:39:25.859
with autism are less likely to have a job and

01:39:25.859 --> 01:39:28.560
more likely to become homeless. homeless. I beat

01:39:28.560 --> 01:39:30.979
the odds by having loving friends and family,

01:39:31.060 --> 01:39:34.260
having a college education. I have even worked

01:39:34.260 --> 01:39:36.520
in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

01:39:36.520 --> 01:39:39.000
personality for many years. Always remember that

01:39:39.000 --> 01:39:41.159
people with autism want the same things as you,

01:39:41.239 --> 01:39:43.859
to be happy and successful. To find out more

01:39:43.859 --> 01:39:46.619
about autism, please contact your local mental

01:39:46.619 --> 01:39:50.319
health center or visit autismspeech .org. This

01:39:50.319 --> 01:39:52.359
is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate your kindness.

01:40:22.240 --> 01:40:40.510
We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll

01:40:40.510 --> 01:41:23.770
see you next time. Let's get it. I'm a strong

01:41:23.770 --> 01:41:26.689
with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representing

01:41:26.689 --> 01:41:29.430
my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of

01:41:29.430 --> 01:41:31.890
money. It's a gator king. By the bar, I commit

01:41:31.890 --> 01:41:34.029
to pimpin'. It's a gator team. Tell them how

01:41:34.029 --> 01:41:36.930
we do it, Joe. Gator, gator wars. Real, they're

01:41:36.930 --> 01:41:39.409
finnin'. And I ain't even drivin'. I'm just parking

01:41:39.409 --> 01:41:42.149
lot pimpin'. Slide off in the club, and the man

01:41:42.149 --> 01:41:44.750
is in the 50s. Don't fresh, don't clean. I got

01:41:44.750 --> 01:41:47.689
a smoker in my lip, and what it is? What it do?

01:41:48.010 --> 01:41:50.250
What it do? Come on, shawty, let me see you get

01:41:50.250 --> 01:41:53.079
loose. If you bought it, you can get some Grey

01:41:53.079 --> 01:41:56.800
Goo. And VIP, I'm putting my hands on you. Hey,

01:41:56.800 --> 01:42:00.300
we got the remix. We got the flow. We got the

01:42:00.300 --> 01:42:03.539
music getting down on the floor. We getting dope,

01:42:03.600 --> 01:42:07.159
dope, dope. We be getting dope, dope, dope. We

01:42:07.159 --> 01:42:14.520
be getting dope, dope, dope. We be getting dope,

01:42:16.739 --> 01:42:22.340
dope, dope. Don't be putting no changes in my

01:42:22.340 --> 01:42:26.520
journey. I want too high like it's pound. Smoke,

01:42:26.760 --> 01:42:30.279
jank, smoke, y 'all. People say, smoke, jank,

01:42:30.279 --> 01:42:32.819
smoke, y 'all. People say, bitch, all on the

01:42:32.819 --> 01:42:36.100
earth. I don't even care. Speech all slurred.

01:42:36.279 --> 01:42:39.340
Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Now I'm

01:42:39.340 --> 01:42:42.340
hiding the motherfucker making up words. Lookin'

01:42:42.340 --> 01:42:45.840
like men. I like them light skin. Two at a time.

01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:51.069
Now I'm twinning twins, twins. together in my

01:42:51.069 --> 01:42:54.270
glass like they all best friends. I can't walk.

01:42:54.409 --> 01:42:58.670
I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the day to

01:42:58.670 --> 01:43:01.430
the dawn. People all for square, but my goons

01:43:01.430 --> 01:43:04.770
don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes on me.

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And niggas with me drinking down. Henny mix with

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kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking. They be getting

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choked out. Mix it with some liquor, nigga. We

01:43:15.310 --> 01:43:17.850
be getting choked out. Choked out, choked out.

01:43:17.890 --> 01:43:41.579
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out on his podcast feed. People with autism are

01:46:39.560 --> 01:46:41.939
often treated like they are different. Believe

01:46:41.939 --> 01:46:45.560
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:48.760
may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

01:46:48.760 --> 01:46:51.699
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:46:51.699 --> 01:46:54.699
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic,

01:46:54.979 --> 01:46:57.270
not at the age of age of 48. I have completed

01:46:57.270 --> 01:46:59.909
an associate's degree in radio broadcasting and

01:46:59.909 --> 01:47:02.649
worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on

01:47:02.649 --> 01:47:05.409
-air personality. So yes, I am different. People

01:47:05.409 --> 01:47:08.590
of autism have no needs no different than you.

01:47:09.010 --> 01:47:12.689
Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education

01:47:12.689 --> 01:47:15.710
and join the workforce. I did it, and so can

01:47:15.710 --> 01:47:19.970
anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone

01:47:19.970 --> 01:47:22.729
of autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work with

01:47:22.729 --> 01:47:26.329
them. Find out for yourself that Autism isn't

01:47:26.329 --> 01:47:28.930
a disease, it's a condition. To find out more

01:47:28.930 --> 01:47:32.909
about autism, please visit autismspeaks .org.

01:47:33.090 --> 01:47:59.579
Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. You got me

01:47:59.579 --> 01:52:09.140
spinning I know it. Drizzy, baby, you already

01:52:09.140 --> 01:52:10.960
know what it is. It's the first time I'm high.

01:52:11.060 --> 01:52:12.739
It's the first time I smoke in like three months.

01:52:12.939 --> 01:52:16.720
I'm sorry, mama, I had to do it to him. 40, I

01:52:16.720 --> 01:52:21.840
see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stay late tonight,

01:52:21.939 --> 01:52:24.659
right? You know what happens when I stay late.

01:52:26.039 --> 01:52:30.479
Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's like this every

01:52:30.479 --> 01:52:36.479
single time. Toronto, I got you. I got us. Yeah.

01:52:37.410 --> 01:52:40.090
I'm a hard guy to get along with, get on the

01:52:40.090 --> 01:52:42.229
zone with When shit be going right, well I just

01:52:42.229 --> 01:52:44.510
flip into the wrong shit The team that I belong

01:52:44.510 --> 01:52:47.109
to, the artists I put on with Don't ever ask

01:52:47.109 --> 01:52:49.170
for nothing cause them niggas got their own shit

01:52:49.170 --> 01:52:51.489
Knee and weave feel like a mouth full of hot

01:52:51.489 --> 01:52:53.930
peppers Black Ferrari with the red seats, I call

01:52:53.930 --> 01:52:56.149
it playing checkers And I'm never doing verses,

01:52:56.229 --> 01:52:58.989
I'm forever getting If you tryna meet with money,

01:52:59.069 --> 01:53:02.069
I'll be happy to connect ya Life is better than

01:53:02.069 --> 01:53:04.689
it's ever been Schedulin' million dollar meetings

01:53:04.689 --> 01:53:07.130
with the president Someone cut the lights on,

01:53:07.250 --> 01:53:10.310
where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch

01:53:10.310 --> 01:53:13.970
me as I settle in I deserve a MTV show for me

01:53:13.970 --> 01:53:16.630
and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a

01:53:16.630 --> 01:53:19.310
whole swish a sweetful Rappers all liars and

01:53:19.310 --> 01:53:21.649
they women all deceitful Add in to they subtract

01:53:21.649 --> 01:53:24.800
me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy

01:53:24.800 --> 01:53:27.420
is the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just

01:53:27.420 --> 01:53:29.760
write every single thing you need down Then he

01:53:29.760 --> 01:53:32.539
got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout

01:53:32.539 --> 01:53:34.960
to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound

01:53:34.960 --> 01:53:37.979
Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights

01:53:37.979 --> 01:53:41.539
Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Ain't

01:53:41.539 --> 01:53:43.439
no rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger

01:53:43.439 --> 01:53:45.840
right Cause I became a motorbike fire than a

01:53:45.840 --> 01:53:48.880
dragon fight you pussy ass hater you should do

01:53:48.880 --> 01:53:50.979
you you ain't heard of me then you should go

01:53:50.979 --> 01:53:54.060
and get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue wayne's

01:53:54.060 --> 01:53:57.520
here suwu betty felt that like the end of a pool

01:53:57.520 --> 01:54:00.380
cue but i ain't banging i ain't waving no flag

01:54:00.380 --> 01:54:04.359
i'm atf but they ain't seeing no badge it's heartbreak

01:54:04.359 --> 01:54:07.100
drake i hate to see him so sad i could sun you

01:54:07.479 --> 01:54:10.020
See a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow

01:54:10.020 --> 01:54:12.180
boy that used to play up on the grass Seeking

01:54:12.180 --> 01:54:15.479
pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me Cash

01:54:15.479 --> 01:54:18.680
like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a

01:54:18.680 --> 01:54:22.199
Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't ask me

01:54:22.199 --> 01:54:25.119
shit about me And know the game really ain't

01:54:25.119 --> 01:54:27.880
shit without me She might have to pay me, but

01:54:27.880 --> 01:54:30.359
I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth,

01:54:30.439 --> 01:54:46.260
then pull the zipper down to see This is my promise

01:54:46.260 --> 01:54:49.020
Imma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners

01:54:49.020 --> 01:54:51.920
And what I make up would fuck up your skin I

01:54:51.920 --> 01:54:54.520
pick the butt up and bop up, then bop bop again

01:54:54.520 --> 01:54:57.159
I would butt fuck your friend, then suck up her

01:54:57.159 --> 01:55:00.060
twin I put the bop up to him, then bop bop and

01:55:00.060 --> 01:55:03.140
bop bop and bop bop again Suck nut, you duck,

01:55:03.180 --> 01:55:06.380
fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like

01:55:06.380 --> 01:55:10.260
Uberderm on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess

01:55:10.260 --> 01:55:13.970
up out my casso Dad who never had that dude Always

01:55:13.970 --> 01:55:16.550
had a black tool Even when I was at school Cause

01:55:16.550 --> 01:55:19.250
bullies aren't bulletproof Red Scott hoodie too

01:55:19.250 --> 01:55:21.689
Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker

01:55:21.689 --> 01:55:24.210
The only thing in the hood is you I do everything

01:55:24.210 --> 01:55:26.869
good as you know I do everything better I get

01:55:26.869 --> 01:55:30.369
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone

01:55:30.369 --> 01:55:33.949
Like a dog motherfucker I am gone Put your neck

01:55:33.949 --> 01:55:37.050
in a sec Intercept Bring it back Like work in

01:55:37.050 --> 01:55:39.630
the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah I am headed

01:55:39.630 --> 01:55:43.390
to the buck Like buck buck again Mike Fly to

01:55:43.390 --> 01:55:46.710
L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne,

01:55:46.710 --> 01:55:50.069
let's get bucks again And fucking spend them

01:55:50.069 --> 01:55:53.369
bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told you

01:55:53.369 --> 01:55:56.010
I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,

01:55:56.090 --> 01:55:58.329
about to pop out, let's get it Let's get it,

01:55:58.329 --> 01:56:00.670
motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is about

01:56:00.670 --> 01:56:03.170
a minute past six and I'm about to get shitty

01:56:03.170 --> 01:56:06.090
I'm with it if money is the it you want me with

01:56:06.090 --> 01:56:08.569
And I probably just spit on the chick you want

01:56:08.569 --> 01:56:11.279
me with And I hate a phony bitch Only like I'm

01:56:11.279 --> 01:56:13.779
only thick and I own hip hop. If you don't spit,

01:56:13.899 --> 01:56:16.000
I'm going to need fit. And I just sold a lot

01:56:16.000 --> 01:56:18.500
of property to a buyer. And I think his name

01:56:18.500 --> 01:56:21.300
was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy

01:56:21.300 --> 01:56:23.500
Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father. And

01:56:23.500 --> 01:56:25.579
when it comes to that game, I'm too willing to

01:56:25.579 --> 01:56:29.060
play harder. So harder I do. There he go. They

01:56:29.060 --> 01:56:35.359
chant MVP when I shoot a free throw. The haters

01:56:35.359 --> 01:56:38.119
on their faces and their ass is a shoe Faster

01:56:38.119 --> 01:56:42.300
than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc

01:56:42.300 --> 01:56:45.640
I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,

01:56:45.699 --> 01:56:51.000
C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,

01:56:51.100 --> 01:56:56.460
R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, T, O, P, G, S, T,

01:56:56.460 --> 01:56:59.500
R, O, P And me and Jizzy both wrote on detox

01:56:59.500 --> 01:57:02.470
That was just a footnote How long can he could

01:57:02.470 --> 01:57:05.350
go? Wondering when he stop. Bitch, when the beat

01:57:05.350 --> 01:57:08.550
stop. So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheet rock.

01:57:08.609 --> 01:57:12.609
Bend in the heat. I send burnt skin. The end.

01:57:14.930 --> 01:57:19.380
Young Moolah, baby. Take it time. The clock's

01:57:19.380 --> 01:57:21.619
a joker, playin' cool breaks Coffee's out, we're

01:57:21.619 --> 01:57:24.020
almost done, feels like robbery in banks Cryin'

01:57:24.020 --> 01:57:26.180
hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams

01:57:26.180 --> 01:57:28.819
Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams

01:57:28.819 --> 01:57:32.300
Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close Radio

01:57:32.300 --> 01:57:35.340
hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and

01:57:35.340 --> 01:57:38.479
joy, dissolvin' in the air But we keep the rhythm,

01:57:38.619 --> 01:57:47.970
oh, life's just so unfair Laughter's growing

01:57:47.970 --> 01:57:51.029
dim Eardrums mix in hoppy like fingers without

01:57:51.029 --> 01:57:54.289
rings VHX to FNM, shoutouts hit the street But

01:57:54.289 --> 01:57:56.430
soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the

01:57:56.430 --> 01:57:59.649
heat Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close

01:57:59.649 --> 01:58:03.050
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laugh

01:58:03.050 --> 01:58:05.590
potential rain dissolving in the air But we'll

01:58:05.590 --> 01:58:14.590
keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Moonlight's

01:58:14.590 --> 01:58:17.289
buzzing but the laughter growing dim. Ear drums

01:58:17.289 --> 01:58:19.750
mixing hoppy like fingers without brains. Gating

01:58:19.750 --> 01:58:22.449
checks to FM. Shoutouts hit the street, but soon

01:58:22.449 --> 01:58:24.590
the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.

01:58:24.750 --> 01:58:28.289
Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close. Radio

01:58:28.289 --> 01:58:31.170
waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and

01:58:31.170 --> 01:58:34.289
joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm

01:58:48.649 --> 01:58:50.890
Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the

01:58:50.890 --> 01:58:53.689
silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the

01:58:53.689 --> 01:58:56.430
mic With humor so divine The void left in our

01:58:56.430 --> 01:59:05.430
hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers,

01:59:05.489 --> 01:59:08.189
silent thighs But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster

01:59:08.189 --> 01:59:11.149
stopping Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and

01:59:11.149 --> 01:59:13.770
jabs Seize our daily grind Now silence flowers

01:59:13.770 --> 01:59:16.750
And the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy

01:59:16.750 --> 01:59:54.129
hour is Happy Hour. Happy Hour. RyanHockeyRadio

01:59:54.129 --> 01:59:58.770
.com And like that, he's gone. He probably had

01:59:58.770 --> 02:00:01.810
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:00:02.130 --> 02:00:06.770
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts

02:00:06.770 --> 02:00:11.710
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

02:00:19.289 --> 02:00:35.609
Happy hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

02:00:35.609 --> 02:00:39.649
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

02:00:39.649 --> 02:00:43.770
America. Door is closing.