Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.13.26)

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Puppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Let me see what we got here. Violence

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erupted at a steakhouse in Arkansas. I wish I

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could just end it that sentence. You would expect

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violence to happen at a steakhouse in Arkansas.

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But it involved this influencer that said, I

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have 40 million followers. Age of the year, bro.

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She's 22. That's what I'm talking about with

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that mindset. Of those 22 -year -olds who were

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in high school during COVID. So she was 16 when

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she was in high school. So she thinks she's better

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than us. Even though she's a brat. Get him out

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of here! He's a cat in here! Get him out of here!

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Get him out of here! 10 million per child. 10

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million per child followers. Oh, I got 10 million

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followers. And two friends. Your mom and your

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right hand. You trash. You're annoying. Where

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are they at? They don't care about you. You're

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walking brain rot. Ah, this is what we need.

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10 million people following a woman that acts

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up in a steakhouse. What a sociopathic moron.

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There's chaos, violence is erupting. This is

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what hell sounds like. A bunch of dumb influencers

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acting up in a steakhouse like trash. And it's

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not even really violence, it's just a bunch of

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people in a circle. You're trash. You make all

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22 -year -olds look bad. Guys, here's a word

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to describe you. You're stupid! Don't you feel

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dumber for, like, realizing that they have 10

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million followers? Shut up. You're the worst.

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You're not very smart. You think you're smart,

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but you're having to walk around talking about

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your followers. Trust me. I hope you lost a lot

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of followers last night. Because you are an annoying

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person. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Diana, there's a streamer

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named Mia. And I see a little bit of myself in

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him, just like being a beta male for women that

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don't care about you. And there's this weird

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thing going on with him and Alabama Barker. He

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can get any delightful wifey girl he can wipe

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down forever. I know it's not the easiest thing

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to just go on about and go, hey, I want a wife.

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But he's going after Alabama Barker. and he defends

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himself and defended Alabama Barker after his

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fan base said that she's using him because he

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bought her a Birkin bag, which is stupid. Homie,

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listen to me. Yeah. I'm not saying you're going

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to have 15 minutes of fame and the streaming's

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going to end, but your net worth is probably

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$4 million, right? Mm -hmm. Net worth, neon streamer.

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Let me look this up. $10 million. Okay. All right,

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and he made $1 .4 million in the last five weeks.

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Good for him. I'm not jealous. No, but Neon,

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you got to listen to me. That Birkin bag, let

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me, I'm trying to teach Neon a lesson. Neon,

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wait, wait, Birkin bag average price. An average

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price of a Birkin bag, $13 ,500 to $15 ,000 for

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the cheap bags and then $25 ,000 to $35 ,000

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for the expensive ones. Bro, Neon, you bought

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a girl a Birkin bag for a girl that's just kind

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of using you for clout. How do I know she's using

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you for clout? Because I've dated girls that

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used me for clown. And guess what? You should

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have easily put that in your Roth IRA. Here's

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$20 ,000. Invest in your future, not in some

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brawn. Taylor is so fucking beautiful, bro. And

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by the way, y 'all try to make all my streams

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about her. Yeah, you know, you're obsessing a

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little bit. I don't want to do that, bro, but

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the last thing to say about this is this girl

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can buy all this times a thousand. And she still

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reacted better than anyone I've ever given a

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gift to. Yeah, because she's using you. Every

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other girl was like, you bought me something

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for $20 ,000. Now I feel like I've got to have

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sex with you. Eagle star offensive tackle Fred

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Johnson's pregnant ex -girlfriend exposes him

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for abandoning her to smash other girls on Hinge.

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I'm not defending them. What did you expect when

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you had a kid with an NFL player? That's a quick

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question. Man, she's got a nice body, though.

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I can see why he hadn't given her. Hypothetically,

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if a man were to kick out his eight -month pregnant

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girlfriend Oh, yeah! and unborn daughter to then

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be unhinged the very next day Oh, yeah, good

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for you, bud. I'm kidding. looking for women

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to have fun with, you know, hypothetically, you

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would not think that that type of man is a good

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man or a good father. I guess not. Maybe you

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get couples counseling because you're going to

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have to go parent with them. Making a video is

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just kind of showing that you're a brat. You

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would probably not think that that type of man

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has integrity or morals or any form of decency.

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Does anybody in the NFL do? I mean, look, the

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Patriots almost won the Super Bowl. And Mike

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Vrabel was supposed to be the man in the NFL,

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the family man. He's a cheater. They all are.

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I'm working on NFL players for their dogs. Right.

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I'm not defending it, but I'm saying you knew

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what you were signing up for and now you're playing

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victim. Shut up. Because I'm just trying to see

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if we're all on the same page. I don't think

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we are. I don't think you're on the same page.

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I think you need to realize you had a kid with

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the wrong person. And he's probably not going

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to be around for it again. Take the check and

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run. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Just say

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it. We know what you're talking about. You're

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doing that thing where you're afraid to say it

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because of a lawsuit. So you're being passive

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aggressive. Good luck being a mom. These women

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were to be aware of the fact that, hypothetically,

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this man... Hypothetically. Hypothetically, you

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don't put out enough. ...an eight -month pregnant,

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now ex -girlfriend, and child on the way, and

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still decides to want to speak to and have fun

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with him. Listen, I can see if you're an NFL

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player and you're an offensive tackle and you

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get hit in the head a lot and you're very...

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And you got this annoying woman, this bitch.

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I could kind of see why you would choose the

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side chicks. Also, he's in the NFL, and that's

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what they do. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.

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Hypothetically, you're annoying to be around.

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You would think that that kind of woman also

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has absolutely no respect for herself, no integrity,

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no more. Yeah, they're side chicks. You know

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what you were shot enough for? You didn't marry

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a... You're not a rocket scientist. And no decency.

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I don't think you have any decency. I think you're

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annoying. Blah, blah, blah. It may be my fault.

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Man. And they're going to have a camp together,

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and that's great. Dad's going to give you some

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good co -parenting there. Oh, Lord. There's that,

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and there's this disgusting online. A Chicago

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priest is under investigation after he was accused

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of improper conversations. Yeah, this is an ongoing

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thing. Do you know, I found this out recently,

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do you know that the Catholic Church has insurance

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that can pretty much just pay off the victims

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and that they just sweep it under the rug and

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put the priest at the next church? Now listen,

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I try not to hate on the Catholic Church because

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I grew up in that cult. And my family is Catholic

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and they despise that I don't believe in Jesus.

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But what I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, is it's kind of hard to like

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the Catholic Church when you guys cover up pedophilia.

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Now, if you just came out and said, hey, you

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know, first of all, we should come out as gay

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because a lot of priests are. But second of all,

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the thing is, we should just not be touching

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kids. But when they try to sweep it under the

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rug, that's no good. Cardinal Blaise Cupich sent

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a letter to parishioners of St. Francis of Assisi

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in the Little Italy neighborhood. I've actually

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heard of him. He says the Archdiocese received

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allegations that Reverend Jose Molina Oh, Jose!

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communicated inappropriately with minors and

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adult women. I actually cannot stand priests.

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I don't mind if you want to believe in God and

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you want some meaning in your life. That's fine.

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You're right as a human. But there is some pedophile

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problem in that church. I don't know what it

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is. It's very off -putting. It's very off -putting

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how Catholics just accept it. They're like, oh,

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well, you know. But God loves me. Very weird.

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Very weird. Um, this really annoyed me. I don't

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know, what show is this? Yahoo Sports? I don't

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know what already is the problem in this situation.

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They interviewed Ric Flair about Luka Doncic's

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injury. You mean the same Ric Flair that bothers

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people and harasses women at Florida bars all

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day? That's who we're going to for NBA analysis?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not kidding.

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The drunken idiot. Who acts like an asswipe in

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public. And is walking around looking to get

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recognized. He is the authority on NBA injuries.

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I'm having fun. I'm such a Laker fan. I just

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honestly believe. How long are you in a fan?

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Two days? Of course, I don't know anything about

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the extent of his injury. So then just stop talking,

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moron. But, um... When the first time I saw it,

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I did the same thing to the quarterback for the

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49ers a couple years ago. I was like, get back

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in the game, man. Yeah, how did that work out?

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You came up in an era where everybody, you know,

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would just fight through the injuries. Now, Gen

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Z does not want to do that. So you come off like

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a boomer. I'm surprised you're not drunk. You

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know... I've taken a cortisone shot and the rest

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of it was a broken ankle, so I don't have much

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sympathy. All right, we didn't ask for your sympathy.

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You're a drunken douchebag. For the hamstring.

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You're stupid. But, you know, I know that they

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protect their future. Yeah, so he's like bipolar,

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because I am, so I can tell. He goes from one

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second, oh, yeah, you know, I don't know much

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about the injury, and then he trashes them, and

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then just be a man and just trash them. I'm blaming

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him for Shut up. You're a moron. Oh, yeah, man.

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Last week, I was getting up at 4 a .m. to work

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on the MJ morning show. You know what's going

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on now? I've been sleeping in until like 10 .30.

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It's like the polar opposite, man. It's kind

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of weird. It's like when I was getting up for

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work. was when I was still sleeping. And now

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when I get up in the morning, it's when I would

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be done with work. It's very trippy, man. It's

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like, damn, my days are shorter. I'm having a

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midlife crisis. Attention, FM DJs, your morning

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show prep begins now. A sick person with a powerful

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tool. Welcome to Happy... Doors closing. Hi,

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this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.

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If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All right. The

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semen was so big. And now, something completely

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different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.

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Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host,

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Ryan Hoppy. Feeling pretty regulated on my meds.

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Regulators, stand up and take a conipin. I was

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waiting to use that one -liner. 856 -49 -Hobby.

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It's 856 -49 -467 -73. You can tweet at me at

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RyanHobbyRadio. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,

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only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ah, my frickin'

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inbox blew up. My segment's about comedians Jeff

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Dye and Mark Norman. Who? People hear what they

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want to hear. I literally complimented them.

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I just said they're douchebags. I didn't say

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they're not funny. Mark Norman's a lot funnier

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than Jeff Dye, to be honest. Tell my comments

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on my video about Jeff Dye being mad he wasn't

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at the WrestleMania Kill Tony show. Ryan, I don't

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know who you are, but you are nothing more than

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a Red Bar Radio ripoff. That is the show that

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analyzes comedians. I love when people throw

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that out there. They're like, oh, you remind

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me of this radio show. Oh, heaven forbid. It's

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like saying, Anthony Edwards kind of reminds

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me of Kobe or Michael Jordan. Then I got a comment

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here on the Mike Norman video. Ryan, you just

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seem bitter. I'm not. I literally complimented

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them. I literally said they're funny. Just think

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it's hacky that you have to get actors to sit

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in the crowds and do your crowd work. Man, crowd

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work used to be so respectable where it was a

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little more genuine. Now it's like, damn. You

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gotta hire Asian people to make Asian people

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look bad? That's no good! Ah, man. Parasocial

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relationships with comedians is not ideal. That

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is not what you want. A parasocial relationship

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with a comedian is not the thing you are looking

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for. Mm -hmm. Trust me. You guys have parasocial

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relationships with comedians. I had relationships

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with comedians. Not like I was texting them,

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but I did have Bert's number. I did have Ralphie

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May's number. He was a little more genuine than

00:16:45.480 --> 00:16:49.559
Bert. Mm -hmm. Remember on Celtus Cruise 10 years

00:16:49.559 --> 00:16:52.399
ago, I was trying to flex, and I was drunk at

00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:55.299
the dinner table, and I said, hey, Ralphie. I

00:16:55.299 --> 00:16:57.179
said, Ralphie, would you want to come on my podcast

00:16:57.179 --> 00:16:58.659
sometime in front of everybody at the dinner

00:16:58.659 --> 00:17:02.519
table? He goes, fuck no, baby, baby. I'll buy

00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:04.539
you as many fucking beers as you want, but I

00:17:04.539 --> 00:17:08.039
ain't going on your shitty podcast. And you know

00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:11.720
what? That was more genuine than Bert Kreischer

00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:14.140
being like, I'm going to take you under my wing.

00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:17.799
I got you, Hoppy. I like your grind. Don't even

00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:21.720
say that. Literally ruined stand -up comedy for

00:17:21.720 --> 00:17:24.920
me. I have not been to a comedy show probably.

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I even have a hard time like, I don't know. Even

00:17:31.160 --> 00:17:33.660
like watching Nate Bargatze. It's like, yeah,

00:17:33.700 --> 00:17:37.059
my mom's like in love with Nate Bargatze. I know,

00:17:37.099 --> 00:17:40.980
he's cute. He also ditches radio shows when he

00:17:40.980 --> 00:17:43.759
doesn't need them to sell out comedy clubs anymore.

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That's what I despise most about comedians, and

00:17:47.599 --> 00:17:50.440
that's where Kelta's stupid, is Kelta thinks

00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:54.039
they're his friends. If Kelta loses that 100

00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:57.799
-watt radio station morning show job where he's

00:17:57.799 --> 00:18:01.259
in second place to MJ, if he loses that, you

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think the comedians are going to want to hang

00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:06.119
out with him on the lesser -listened -to podcast

00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:08.319
between him and Robert Kelly on Patreon? No,

00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:14.609
not at all. How did I learn that? I used to,

00:18:14.670 --> 00:18:17.150
when I was at the Bone, I got up, and the Bone

00:18:17.150 --> 00:18:21.490
is an FM radio station for guys. It's so edgy.

00:18:22.349 --> 00:18:25.170
They got billboards that say, our HR department

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would not, your HR department would not like

00:18:27.950 --> 00:18:32.769
us because they're harassing women. Get it? So

00:18:32.769 --> 00:18:36.569
1999. But what I'm saying is, when I left that

00:18:36.569 --> 00:18:39.349
job, comedians stopped hitting me up. Hey, can

00:18:39.349 --> 00:18:41.569
you slide into Kelton's DMs and try to get me

00:18:41.569 --> 00:18:43.809
on the show? Can't return. And all of a sudden,

00:18:43.849 --> 00:18:47.049
you never hear from them again. I retired from

00:18:47.049 --> 00:18:51.470
interviewing people in general. I don't like...

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You know what? It's not like you have to bring

00:18:54.910 --> 00:18:57.630
me along with your success. It's not like I need

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to be in a Bert Kreischer movie. But what I respected

00:19:01.009 --> 00:19:03.829
about Ralphie May was he wasn't trying to be

00:19:03.829 --> 00:19:06.289
my friend. That mother effer got me drunk on

00:19:06.289 --> 00:19:10.920
the boat. I remember we went to Puerto Rico on

00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:14.200
the cruise. We went to Puerto Rico and St. Thomas

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and Grand Turk. It was a good time. I have two

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memories. I remember we were walking up the stairs

00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:21.039
and Calto was having a hard time getting up and

00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.099
I actually felt bad. And he goes, never get bad

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knees and never get fat. That's kind of my plan.

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But now I have a bad back, so I can kind of relate.

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And then the other one was I was wearing like

00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:37.059
a gray T -shirt and the gray T -shirt light gray

00:19:37.059 --> 00:19:38.940
turned into dark gray because it was covered

00:19:38.940 --> 00:19:41.519
in sweat. Because like you think Florida's hot.

00:19:42.099 --> 00:19:43.839
Florida's got the type of heat where there might

00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:46.000
be a little breeze if you're standing in shade

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on a side of a building where the sun's not like

00:19:48.579 --> 00:19:51.940
almost at flashing where the sun's not like showing

00:19:51.940 --> 00:19:55.720
its rays on you. But in Puerto Rico, there is

00:19:55.720 --> 00:19:58.960
not a bit of a breeze. Not at all. And you're

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walking up hilly roads like it's San Francisco.

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And I came back and I was smoking a doobie with

00:20:04.019 --> 00:20:07.720
Ralphie May. It was actually Snoop Dogg's doobie.

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I cannot believe that happened. And I was like

00:20:09.980 --> 00:20:12.140
mad from hornblast stirs. And I went, Ralphie,

00:20:12.140 --> 00:20:13.619
you should have come to Puerto Rico. It was so

00:20:13.619 --> 00:20:17.720
much fun. He goes, fuck no, baby, baby. He goes,

00:20:17.819 --> 00:20:21.960
judging by your sweat, I would have died. Oh,

00:20:22.019 --> 00:20:26.559
I miss Ralphie, man. Oh, you're so cool. I don't

00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:27.880
know. I'm not trying to live in the past. I'm

00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:30.039
just reading those messages about comedians.

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I have comedian stories for days. I'm trying

00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:34.920
to think. Remember at the dinner table, Bert

00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:38.279
Kreischer was like, now my comedy career is blowing

00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:40.819
up. I've suddenly realized I have to go on these

00:20:40.819 --> 00:20:42.980
morning radio shows. And they're not like Mike.

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And then Mike's like, whoa, what morning shows

00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:49.299
are you going on? I don't know. I've got to go

00:20:49.299 --> 00:20:51.759
on this. I don't know why. What is this Grover's

00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:55.480
Morning Glory thing in Cleveland? And then I

00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:57.339
kind of described how I worked there. And Ralphie

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Mays was like, baby, baby, I love Roma and Douchey.

00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:04.720
And then he also was like, well, I also got to

00:21:04.720 --> 00:21:06.579
go on something called Free Beer and Hot Wings,

00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:09.200
which is actually a great show. When I was going

00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:11.279
to go on these Grover and Free Beer and Hot Wings.

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And then six months later, he's on Free Beer

00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:16.339
and Hot Wings and Rover Show. He's like, guys,

00:21:16.700 --> 00:21:20.220
I've respected you for so long. You guys are

00:21:20.220 --> 00:21:22.779
just such good radio hosts. I'm like, you didn't

00:21:22.779 --> 00:21:26.279
know who they were six months ago, did you? You

00:21:26.279 --> 00:21:29.180
ain't genuine. There ain't a genuine bone in

00:21:29.180 --> 00:21:37.079
your body. I saw this headline. And this is reverse

00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:41.839
sexism. Can you imagine? I mean, it does happen.

00:21:41.940 --> 00:21:45.680
When Andrew Tate and all these guys in the manosphere

00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:48.019
say, oh yeah, I don't want to be around women.

00:21:48.099 --> 00:21:50.740
They're annoying. And then the women go, that's

00:21:50.740 --> 00:21:55.710
sexist. But then you know what happens? Trisha

00:21:55.710 --> 00:21:58.650
Paytas. She's a little chubby. She went on Call

00:21:58.650 --> 00:22:04.490
Her Daddy and said this about men. I think I

00:22:04.490 --> 00:22:06.630
just like always hated men and I feel like Oh

00:22:06.630 --> 00:22:09.769
yeah. She done picked the right one. They hit

00:22:09.769 --> 00:22:12.769
it and quit it. I'm still kind of there, especially

00:22:12.769 --> 00:22:14.789
like giving birth. I just had like such bad experiences.

00:22:14.869 --> 00:22:16.390
I thought she was going to say giving something

00:22:16.390 --> 00:22:18.390
else. Men like not understanding postpartum,

00:22:18.390 --> 00:22:20.930
like just so. Oh, so because we don't understand

00:22:20.930 --> 00:22:23.009
the human body, because women don't really want

00:22:23.009 --> 00:22:25.650
to seem to explain it to us. Whenever I ask a

00:22:25.650 --> 00:22:27.309
woman a question about the body, they're like,

00:22:27.369 --> 00:22:29.589
didn't you pay attention in health class? Like,

00:22:29.630 --> 00:22:31.950
no, I was checking out my fifth grade crush.

00:22:32.369 --> 00:22:34.849
I just, and I just, all my life is just like

00:22:34.849 --> 00:22:36.660
any type of man. I've just like. I don't know.

00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:39.039
I feel like I wanted their validation. Yeah,

00:22:39.140 --> 00:22:43.480
it's called daddy issues. And they were all awful.

00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:47.480
Oh, because you chose the wrong ones? That would

00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:49.819
be like me saying, I've dated two cloud chasers,

00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:52.640
so all women are cloud chasers. All women are

00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:56.000
bisexual. I feel like I have still such a strong

00:22:56.000 --> 00:22:57.680
hatred. I think if there's anything to fix, it's

00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:00.319
like maybe my hatred towards men. Yeah, I would

00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:02.920
say so. I would say you need to get a male shrink

00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:06.130
and talk to him about that. That doesn't sound

00:23:06.130 --> 00:23:10.289
healthy. Not all men are bad, just like not all

00:23:10.289 --> 00:23:14.509
women are bad. I just think this idea that reverse

00:23:14.509 --> 00:23:19.349
sexism does not get called out. I think it's

00:23:19.349 --> 00:23:24.210
ridiculous. I think it's out of this world. Can

00:23:24.210 --> 00:23:26.430
you imagine if I said that? Oh, women are dumb.

00:23:28.330 --> 00:23:30.690
And like, it's like, it's not even just like

00:23:30.690 --> 00:23:33.089
me being this feminist. Men suck. You know, it's

00:23:33.089 --> 00:23:36.690
just. No, that is you being that. It's like when

00:23:36.690 --> 00:23:39.329
you talk to a racist goat. I'm not racist, but

00:23:39.329 --> 00:23:42.289
I got a lot of black friends. It's like, I really

00:23:42.289 --> 00:23:44.849
dislike them. And when I like. I dislike you

00:23:44.849 --> 00:23:47.509
too. You're a nine. To talk to a straight like.

00:23:47.849 --> 00:23:50.960
I would say you need a little ozempic too. This

00:23:50.960 --> 00:23:52.680
year, I really made a conscious effort to do

00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:55.079
only female podcasts. I thought she was the only

00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:56.920
fan, so that's where my mind's in the gutter.

00:23:57.119 --> 00:23:59.940
I don't want to talk to men. Well, maybe if you

00:23:59.940 --> 00:24:03.519
tried a man's podcast, that would help. You seem

00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:07.380
broken. Let me show you there. I don't know what

00:24:07.380 --> 00:24:09.359
it is, and that's obviously not right either.

00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:12.019
You want to be equal and not hate men. Yeah,

00:24:12.140 --> 00:24:14.359
but I get what you're saying. I think when you've

00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:16.180
been... You know what it is? She doesn't like

00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:19.839
how men look at her. No, I like her thickness.

00:24:22.029 --> 00:24:24.809
gives her more to love from behind. But, you

00:24:24.809 --> 00:24:27.210
know, she's probably mad at your typical incel

00:24:27.210 --> 00:24:29.930
and rather hook up with someone like Alex Cooper

00:24:29.930 --> 00:24:32.710
and it's like 70 pounds lighter. And like fucked

00:24:32.710 --> 00:24:34.990
over or wronged by men or even just as simple

00:24:34.990 --> 00:24:37.450
as like they don't understand women and there

00:24:37.450 --> 00:24:38.769
are some - Yeah, we don't because you don't want

00:24:38.769 --> 00:24:43.269
to explain to us how many times do you try to

00:24:43.269 --> 00:24:45.910
ask a woman what it's like being a woman and

00:24:45.910 --> 00:24:49.359
then they look at you. A man that when you're

00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:50.920
actually looking at them in the eyes, you're

00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:52.839
like, oh, you don't get what I'm talking about.

00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:54.700
Yeah, because you're not explaining it. We're

00:24:54.700 --> 00:24:58.599
stupid. We're here to procreate and break your

00:24:58.599 --> 00:25:05.400
hearts. And you're here to, you know, squirt

00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:08.799
out kids and break our hearts. So it's 50 -50.

00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:12.640
Here's an old clip. Actually, no, no, no, no,

00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:16.920
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a part of...

00:25:17.470 --> 00:25:22.470
of Alex Earl News. And I usually wait a minute

00:25:22.470 --> 00:25:26.609
to play one of my songs about the segments, but

00:25:26.609 --> 00:25:29.230
I'm feeling a little sleepy and I feel like I'm

00:25:29.230 --> 00:25:32.130
projecting sleepy energy onto you. So let's play

00:25:32.130 --> 00:25:35.269
Alex Earl is Annoying. Ron Hoppy on the air.

00:25:36.430 --> 00:25:40.250
Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up in your car.

00:25:41.190 --> 00:25:46.109
In your cubicle. Wherever you at. We got another

00:25:46.109 --> 00:26:13.880
one to talk about. We'll see you next time. There's

00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.940
a wannabe, call her daddy. Wannabe, wannabe.

00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:22.779
Trying to copy every topic, everybody. I'm blocked,

00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:25.799
I'm blocked. But it's hollow in the center. Throw

00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:28.099
one, throw twice. You forget about the dinner.

00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:32.339
Alex Pearl is a wannabe. That's tragic. Same

00:26:32.339 --> 00:26:35.019
script, same lines, all plastic. Hopping out,

00:26:35.019 --> 00:26:37.940
we'll call it out. That's a habit. We allergic

00:26:37.940 --> 00:26:42.420
to the fake. Yeah, we got a habit. Story. Time

00:26:42.420 --> 00:26:44.799
hit, but it's all prepped. Tears got off. Sorry

00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:47.579
about that. Every couple of years, new boy, same

00:26:47.579 --> 00:26:50.220
plot. Cue the ring light glow like we ain't seen

00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:52.680
this re -run four seasons ago. Says I'm real,

00:26:52.740 --> 00:26:55.539
I'm raw, I'm a hot mess queen. But the hair never

00:26:55.539 --> 00:26:58.220
moves, teeth way too clean. Every word, sound

00:26:58.220 --> 00:27:01.220
clip from a promo sheet. Whole life, one long,

00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:05.180
sponsor me, angry. Alex Earl is a wannabe, call

00:27:05.180 --> 00:27:08.779
her daddy. Wannabe, wannabe, wannabe. Trying

00:27:08.779 --> 00:27:12.740
to copy every topic, every baddie. Come on. All

00:27:12.740 --> 00:27:15.819
talk, all glock. But it's hollow in the center.

00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:20.660
You forget about a dinner. Alex Earl is a wannabe.

00:27:20.980 --> 00:27:27.240
8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4

00:27:27.240 --> 00:27:29.500
-6 -7 -7 -3. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 8

00:27:29.500 --> 00:27:38.660
-5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4

00:27:38.660 --> 00:27:41.289
-6 -7 -7 -3. Ryan, I'll be ready. I'll join you.

00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:53.819
Alex Earl, I hope I don't come off like an insult,

00:27:53.859 --> 00:27:57.299
like I don't like women. I think she's stupid.

00:27:58.819 --> 00:28:04.079
And her self -awareness is not very high. She

00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:08.759
thinks she's like this feministic object. She's

00:28:08.759 --> 00:28:19.799
definitely an object. Alright. What the hell

00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:23.859
going on? Oh, wow. Commercial for Gordon Ramsay.

00:28:24.059 --> 00:28:28.900
You got it going on, girl. How relevant. Showstopper.

00:28:28.900 --> 00:28:32.660
Nothing says 2006 like Gordon Ramsay. My three

00:28:32.660 --> 00:28:35.099
daughters are watching. Yeah, and they all hate

00:28:35.099 --> 00:28:42.190
you. Alright, here's a clip of Alex Earl. And

00:28:42.190 --> 00:28:44.769
Alex Cooper from a few years ago, they're doing

00:28:44.769 --> 00:28:48.849
what Alex Earl always does. You know what that

00:28:48.849 --> 00:28:52.130
is? Doing videos in front of a green light or

00:28:52.130 --> 00:28:55.029
the ring light camera, not the green light, the

00:28:55.029 --> 00:28:58.750
ring light camera. Putting on makeup, talking

00:28:58.750 --> 00:29:05.009
about men. Who like gives me no attention. I

00:29:05.009 --> 00:29:08.519
love it. Like if you text me or call me too much,

00:29:08.539 --> 00:29:11.339
like I will never speak to you again. That is

00:29:11.339 --> 00:29:16.559
a real thing. I've noticed that with any girl

00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:20.299
I've dated. If I start to realize that they like

00:29:20.299 --> 00:29:24.500
me and I like them and I start, you know, I care

00:29:24.500 --> 00:29:28.079
about you so much. You mean so much to me. They

00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:31.559
get so unattractive. But if you just play it

00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:34.680
cool, you know. And then they're like, every

00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:40.559
other guy is blowing up my DMs. But you gotta

00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:45.039
realize, every relationship ends. Now, hopefully

00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:49.720
it ends on a deathbed at age 85 after being together

00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:52.779
for 50 years. But the way that Gen Z, millennial

00:29:52.779 --> 00:29:54.859
relationships are going, I don't know if that

00:29:54.859 --> 00:29:57.369
would happen. So here's what I'm saying. There's

00:29:57.369 --> 00:29:59.150
going to be a time that girl ain't going to be

00:29:59.150 --> 00:30:00.869
around unless you die first. So what I'm saying

00:30:00.869 --> 00:30:04.210
is you cannot get that attached. I love a guy.

00:30:04.490 --> 00:30:07.809
I love it. I love how like five minutes. I love

00:30:07.809 --> 00:30:10.390
it. You're like, I'm obsessed when they treat

00:30:10.390 --> 00:30:15.160
me like absolute shit. And then. Also guys all

00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:17.759
in Miami taking notes right now. They're so similar.

00:30:17.980 --> 00:30:20.980
Alex and Alex. I'm being dramatic. Alex Earl

00:30:20.980 --> 00:30:23.740
spells it like a prostitute. I just don't like

00:30:23.740 --> 00:30:28.299
someone who is too mushy gushy and all over.

00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.839
Just give me some space because I don't know.

00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:36.759
Do you like horoscopes? I'll be honest. I read

00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:39.160
my horoscope. I don't take it seriously. I'm

00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:42.460
not like, oh, you're a Scorpio. I'm a Virgo.

00:30:42.539 --> 00:30:46.039
We can't date. But it gives me something to think

00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:48.940
about. I do read my co -star. Yeah, yeah, I do.

00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:51.359
I do. What are you? I'm a Sagittarius. What does

00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:56.259
that mean? That's what I'm talking about. Is

00:30:56.259 --> 00:31:01.700
when girls are like, yeah, I'm this. It's like,

00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:05.700
okay. It's like if they'll say, oh, a Sagittarius

00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:08.259
is hard to be around and has a hard time dating.

00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:11.279
Then the girls are like, oh yeah, so I'm going

00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:14.079
to be hard to be around because of my Sagittarius

00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:16.599
-ness. Not because of the fact that I'm a bad

00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:19.619
person to be around. Be very like independent

00:31:19.619 --> 00:31:22.279
and like, I don't like to be bothered. I don't

00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:24.539
like to feel like. Dating hogs are almost be

00:31:24.539 --> 00:31:28.200
tiring. Trapped. Smothered. If someone makes

00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:31.500
me feel smothered, I will run. So far away, no

00:31:31.500 --> 00:31:33.579
one will ever see me again. Oh, yeah, I can see

00:31:33.579 --> 00:31:35.240
her, like, giving you, you know, when you're

00:31:35.240 --> 00:31:38.680
talking to a girl on Snapchat, and they unfriend

00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:40.619
you, and you have the little X where their name

00:31:40.619 --> 00:31:43.319
was, and you're like, oh, my God, they're ghosting

00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:46.460
on me, and they're riding some other guy. I'm

00:31:46.460 --> 00:31:48.720
a Leo. I'm like, if I feel like I can dominate

00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.279
you. That's what I'm talking about, because Leos

00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:55.180
are known to be dominating. So she's like, I'm

00:31:55.180 --> 00:31:57.339
going to be a dominating person. Like, I will

00:31:57.339 --> 00:32:01.140
literally eat you alive. Oh, yeah. We'll never

00:32:01.140 --> 00:32:02.940
speak to you again. Get out of here with that

00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:06.420
little fucking bitch boy energy. Being married

00:32:06.420 --> 00:32:10.480
to her must be a real treat. Match your energy

00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:16.500
and test it. I love someone who flirted. Man,

00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:19.789
can you talk today, honey? Do we need to put

00:32:19.789 --> 00:32:22.829
another battery in the roboticness of you? Flirtily

00:32:22.829 --> 00:32:25.490
shits on me, kind. All right. I feel stupider

00:32:25.490 --> 00:32:26.890
for listening to that. Do you know what I mean?

00:32:26.910 --> 00:32:29.190
Not like too much, because there's guys in Miami

00:32:29.190 --> 00:32:33.529
who will go in on you and actually make you feel

00:32:33.529 --> 00:32:35.869
like the biggest piece of crap in your life.

00:32:35.990 --> 00:32:37.430
Right. Because that's their way of flirting.

00:32:38.009 --> 00:32:40.309
Yeah, well, her dad is married to a prostitute,

00:32:40.329 --> 00:32:44.549
so you know she's got raging daddy issues. But

00:32:44.549 --> 00:32:47.269
just a little bit of like a tease. All right.

00:32:48.219 --> 00:32:51.140
So there's them. And that was during the good

00:32:51.140 --> 00:32:55.119
times of the friendship of Alex Earl and Alex

00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:57.880
Cooper. I love that SNL skit where they talk

00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:00.079
about Alex Earl and Alex Cooper. I don't even

00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.119
know why we dislike each other. That was like

00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:05.160
the first time that SNL has made me laugh in

00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:10.799
a minute. It was a pretty good. Here, let's play

00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:14.279
a little bit of it. Well, the news is heavy this

00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:17.420
week, but here at Weekend Update, we aren't afraid

00:33:17.420 --> 00:33:19.500
to take on the tough subjects. So we're going

00:33:19.500 --> 00:33:22.359
to discuss their brewing feud. Our podcaster

00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:25.539
slash influencer, Alex Cooper, and influencer

00:33:25.539 --> 00:33:35.880
slash blogger, Alex Earl. What is up, Daddy Gay?

00:33:39.389 --> 00:33:41.809
Welcome, ladies. So for anyone not familiar,

00:33:42.069 --> 00:33:44.349
would you mind introducing yourselves? Yeah,

00:33:44.369 --> 00:33:47.529
of course. So I'm Alex with an E. And I'm Alex

00:33:47.529 --> 00:33:51.630
with an I. I'm pretty much Martha Stewart, if

00:33:51.630 --> 00:33:53.750
instead of teaching baking, she taught you the

00:33:53.750 --> 00:33:58.589
Glock 3000. And I'm basically Ellen, if she never

00:33:58.589 --> 00:34:05.670
came out. And I didn't really help me at all.

00:34:06.269 --> 00:34:08.269
But do you mind explaining what your feud is

00:34:08.269 --> 00:34:10.940
even about? Okay, so, like, do you know Biggie

00:34:10.940 --> 00:34:13.880
and Pac? Yes. Okay, well, we don't. Can you,

00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:18.440
like, explain them to us? What? Okay, so I'm

00:34:18.440 --> 00:34:20.079
going to say what happened between us. Okay,

00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:24.039
then say it. Say what you got to say, girl. On

00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:27.260
it. There's no NDA. Alex, say it. Okay, so I'm

00:34:27.260 --> 00:34:28.480
on it. It's literally coming out. I'm saying

00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:31.840
it like I'm saying it. That is brilliant. And

00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:33.960
here is real life Alex Earl. Let's see how much

00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:35.619
he sounds like the character on the SNL skit.

00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:38.510
Talking about, um... how she's trying to dodge

00:34:38.510 --> 00:34:40.590
talking about Alex Cooper on the Today Show.

00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:45.570
Because Alex made Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

00:34:45.570 --> 00:34:50.090
Edition. There's a lot of simps that'll be cranking

00:34:50.090 --> 00:34:53.559
it out to that. There's been this back and forth

00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:57.980
between you and another, the internet personality,

00:34:58.179 --> 00:35:00.300
a podcast. All right, Craig Melvin, say the freaking

00:35:00.300 --> 00:35:02.980
name or don't ask the question. Don't be beta.

00:35:03.139 --> 00:35:05.960
...as well. Seems to be a bit of online beef

00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.800
there. What's actually happening? What's really

00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:12.019
going on? You know, well... I'm trying to keep

00:35:12.019 --> 00:35:14.480
things pretty positive. Oh, yeah. When I think

00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.440
of positive, I think of a girl that bangs her

00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:21.460
ex -boyfriend's teammate. You know, we don't

00:35:21.460 --> 00:35:25.719
have that much time here, honestly. I'm a hot

00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:28.340
piece of ass. No, it's like, I ruined such a

00:35:28.340 --> 00:35:32.639
good day. There you go. With something not so

00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:35.820
great. I don't like Craig Mahmoud. He's just

00:35:35.820 --> 00:35:41.150
like, just ask it. All right, let's see what

00:35:41.150 --> 00:35:44.869
we have here. What do we got here on Happy Hour

00:35:44.869 --> 00:35:48.329
with Ryan Harmon? All right, it's Adam 22 talking

00:35:48.329 --> 00:35:52.639
to some bust down. And she talks about how a

00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:54.760
guy properly dated her and her sister together.

00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:58.320
He's the only guy that was able to properly date

00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:00.320
me and my sister together. She sounds like a

00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:03.099
walking GED graduate. And he didn't try to get

00:36:03.099 --> 00:36:04.960
you guys pregnant. We had that discussion. But

00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:08.320
who wants brother cousins or sister cousins or

00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:10.300
daddy uncle? I don't know. Explain that to everybody.

00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:12.579
You guys were seeing him for how long? I want

00:36:12.579 --> 00:36:14.960
to say like a year and a half. I don't know.

00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.300
Her father is probably not around to be separate.

00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:27.260
I thought this was amazing. Nikki Glaser. I actually

00:36:27.260 --> 00:36:29.579
want to be careful and I don't want to play the

00:36:29.579 --> 00:36:31.400
clip because I don't want Netflix to delete my

00:36:31.400 --> 00:36:35.099
show. But the line was from Nikki Glaser. Tom,

00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.780
you're the best I ever played for too long. You

00:36:37.780 --> 00:36:40.420
retired, then came back, then retired. I get

00:36:40.420 --> 00:36:42.420
it. It's hard to walk away from something that

00:36:42.420 --> 00:36:46.139
isn't your pregnant girlfriend. Again, Nikki

00:36:46.139 --> 00:36:47.820
Glaser would say it better, but you got to be

00:36:47.820 --> 00:36:52.679
careful with the copyright. So, Stephen Colbert

00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:56.840
on his final week was interviewing some hottie

00:36:56.840 --> 00:36:59.260
from CNN and this happened. I know you guys are

00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:01.760
objective over there that you just report the

00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:05.480
news as it is. No, I know. CNN makes it. Is that

00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:07.179
supposed to be a lab lie? It wasn't supposed

00:37:07.179 --> 00:37:11.679
to be, but I guess it is. God, we're not going

00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:16.920
to miss you. You're a loser! He is so unlikeable,

00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:19.400
Dan. You're only funny when you're playing a

00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:22.519
character. Because deep down, you're a boring

00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:24.079
Roman Catholic that thinks you're better than

00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:30.199
Trump. Here's a woman talking about the importance

00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:33.579
of sex during a marriage. If your partner can

00:37:33.579 --> 00:37:36.500
go months without having sex with you, that is

00:37:36.500 --> 00:37:38.699
a serious sign that they do not love you anymore.

00:37:39.300 --> 00:37:43.239
That is a very good point. At the end of my last

00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.059
three, well, I had two and a half relationships.

00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:48.639
I had one two -year situation -ship. And then

00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:53.280
I had two serious girlfriends. I've had a decent

00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.139
amount. And whenever the relationship was about

00:37:56.139 --> 00:38:00.139
to end, there was this thing that happened where

00:38:00.139 --> 00:38:06.739
we would stop begging. When somebody truly loves

00:38:06.739 --> 00:38:10.019
you, they naturally desire you, not out of obligation,

00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:13.179
but from genuine attraction and impulse to be

00:38:13.179 --> 00:38:15.429
close to you. There's research that supports

00:38:15.429 --> 00:38:18.570
it. Studies show that sexual frequency is strongly

00:38:18.570 --> 00:38:21.510
linked to relationship satisfaction. Couples

00:38:21.510 --> 00:38:24.690
who report regular intimacy tend to have higher

00:38:24.690 --> 00:38:27.530
emotional closeness and lower rates of breakup.

00:38:28.369 --> 00:38:31.849
Oxytocin released during sex strengthens. Oxytocin's

00:38:31.849 --> 00:38:34.349
scary because that is what makes you attracted

00:38:34.349 --> 00:38:36.909
to the girl. And then if you break up, that's

00:38:36.909 --> 00:38:39.130
what happens where you like, I'm not saying you

00:38:39.130 --> 00:38:42.050
don't miss them, but that is the dangerous part

00:38:42.050 --> 00:38:45.750
about it. I mean, I don't know. That's dangerous

00:38:45.750 --> 00:38:50.190
for men because women can just move on and go

00:38:50.190 --> 00:38:56.670
ride. Another guy, but us, we covet it. No good.

00:38:57.150 --> 00:39:00.170
Bonding and feelings of connection. Without it,

00:39:00.210 --> 00:39:02.030
that... I mean, you're literally connected. The

00:39:02.030 --> 00:39:03.849
person's... You know, you're inside of the person.

00:39:04.269 --> 00:39:07.309
Closeness, it weakens over time. Relationships

00:39:07.309 --> 00:39:09.570
do go through cycles. I understand that. But

00:39:09.570 --> 00:39:12.170
prolonged lack of intimacy usually means that

00:39:12.170 --> 00:39:15.369
one has completed its own. That's very good.

00:39:15.889 --> 00:39:19.170
Sometimes those... Twitter talking about dating.

00:39:19.289 --> 00:39:23.809
I don't agree. But that is 100 % spot on. Clavicular

00:39:23.809 --> 00:39:28.269
was shocked after he found out the woman, when

00:39:28.269 --> 00:39:30.789
he found out how old the woman who was doing

00:39:30.789 --> 00:39:44.110
his skin care was. How old are you? He's putting

00:39:44.110 --> 00:39:48.469
on the selfie camera to see how old she is. Like,

00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:58.150
maybe... That's 27. Thank you. I'm 29. 39. She

00:39:58.150 --> 00:40:02.429
didn't look 27. He's trying to get laid. That's

00:40:02.429 --> 00:40:04.650
that move when you're at like a smoker bar and

00:40:04.650 --> 00:40:07.130
there's like a hot milk and she's like kind of

00:40:07.130 --> 00:40:09.190
in you. This has happened before. And she's like,

00:40:09.230 --> 00:40:12.250
how old do you think I am? And I'm like 29. And

00:40:12.250 --> 00:40:17.690
she clearly likes 43. again the sexist podcast

00:40:17.690 --> 00:40:20.010
against men caller daddy has another clip going

00:40:20.010 --> 00:40:22.670
viral of hillary duff talking about a relationship

00:40:22.670 --> 00:40:26.349
so i think we had like a date maybe a few days

00:40:26.349 --> 00:40:29.710
after a week after something and it was great

00:40:29.710 --> 00:40:31.929
but he was so nice to me and i remember being

00:40:31.929 --> 00:40:35.889
like like after a few times we had hung out i

00:40:35.889 --> 00:40:40.769
was like he's just so nice i am again if you

00:40:40.769 --> 00:40:43.389
didn't learn something from this show Girls do

00:40:43.389 --> 00:40:48.329
not like nice girls. That's not really a thing.

00:40:49.510 --> 00:40:51.429
He thought it was like almost a red flag that

00:40:51.429 --> 00:40:54.090
he was too nice. I think I was just like not

00:40:54.090 --> 00:40:57.590
ready to accept all of that yet. I was like coming

00:40:57.590 --> 00:41:01.050
out of that like a long relationship, a divorce.

00:41:01.170 --> 00:41:05.369
Like I was just like chaotic. Yeah, divorces

00:41:05.369 --> 00:41:08.809
will mess up women. How does it mess them up?

00:41:09.070 --> 00:41:11.170
Because then they start thinking every guy is

00:41:11.170 --> 00:41:15.280
like their ex. And then the problem is, I'm going

00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:18.179
to teach you guys something on there. Listen

00:41:18.179 --> 00:41:20.760
to how the previous relationship between the

00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:23.820
man and the woman happened. And here's what I

00:41:23.820 --> 00:41:27.300
mean by that. If she ends the relationship and

00:41:27.300 --> 00:41:30.159
they're on okay terms and whatever, that's fine.

00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:33.960
But if the relationship ended with them hating

00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:38.780
each other, unfortunately. That's all that's

00:41:38.780 --> 00:41:42.000
going to end for you. I think I needed some chaos

00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.440
first. Yes, meeting a nice guy that's actually

00:41:44.440 --> 00:41:46.960
going to treat you well. You're like, wait, can

00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:50.139
you pause for two seconds? I'm learning a lot

00:41:50.139 --> 00:41:53.380
today about women. I'm just going to keep giving

00:41:53.380 --> 00:41:55.760
women space and let them come to me and I'll

00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:58.960
sit around going, hey! Why aren't you hitting

00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:08.670
me up? Alright. Today in Neon News. Neon felt

00:42:08.670 --> 00:42:12.090
bad after Iggy Azalea said he's the only one

00:42:12.090 --> 00:42:14.730
that wished her happy birthday or happy Mother's

00:42:14.730 --> 00:42:18.530
Day. I didn't even know Iggy was a mom. Oh, my

00:42:18.530 --> 00:42:22.929
God. I just realized something. What? I forgot

00:42:22.929 --> 00:42:26.230
to text you yesterday. Happy Mother's Day. Well,

00:42:26.230 --> 00:42:28.610
thank you. You know what? Don't even feel bad.

00:42:30.349 --> 00:42:33.630
God, he's so beta. I just want to hug Neon and

00:42:33.630 --> 00:42:36.469
be like, you're so beta. I know you got like

00:42:36.469 --> 00:42:40.269
15 million more dollars than me and you're a

00:42:40.269 --> 00:42:42.750
lot more famous than me, but I've been through

00:42:42.750 --> 00:42:47.050
it with women. You're doing too much. My brother

00:42:47.050 --> 00:42:48.969
doesn't text me that. My mom doesn't text me

00:42:48.969 --> 00:42:50.210
that. Oh, so it would have been weird. Okay,

00:42:50.250 --> 00:42:52.750
okay, okay. You would have literally have been

00:42:52.750 --> 00:42:56.190
the only person that sent me a text. All right.

00:42:56.250 --> 00:42:59.320
He is just... It's just that high school during

00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:03.000
COVID thing, man. They're just confused. Ah,

00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:09.360
this is going to be spicy. NBA star, Sophie Cunningham.

00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:12.099
This is Angel Reese for posting Instagram stories

00:43:12.099 --> 00:43:14.599
of her boyfriend, Wendell Carter, dunking on

00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:18.780
her ex, Jalen Duren. I think we all know that

00:43:18.780 --> 00:43:24.820
Angel Reese would prefer one in the front and

00:43:24.820 --> 00:43:32.269
one in the back. Let's go. What's going on, Kev?

00:43:32.289 --> 00:43:34.690
Tell us more news. This one is kind of crazy,

00:43:34.769 --> 00:43:36.829
but the most fun one, in my opinion, I can't

00:43:36.829 --> 00:43:38.690
wait to show you this graphic. Fun is insane.

00:43:39.550 --> 00:43:43.050
Fun is insane. So essentially, Selfie cunning,

00:43:43.190 --> 00:43:47.409
I'm still not. Jalen Duren, Wendell Carter Jr.,

00:43:47.409 --> 00:43:49.510
they're facing each other in the playoffs right

00:43:49.510 --> 00:43:52.530
now, Magic Pistons. Wendell Carter Jr. is dating

00:43:52.530 --> 00:43:57.500
Angel, is dating Angel Reese. Oh, yeah. Who isn't

00:43:57.500 --> 00:44:01.840
dead, Angel? Who is Jalen Duren's ex. So now

00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:03.559
these two dudes are playing each other. They're

00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:05.940
guarding each other. And Jalen Duren averaged

00:44:05.940 --> 00:44:07.900
20 and 10 in the regular season. He's going to

00:44:07.900 --> 00:44:09.719
make the All -NBA team. He's an all -star. He's

00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:12.900
averaging 10 and 8 now. He's matched up against

00:44:12.900 --> 00:44:14.920
Angel Reese's current boyfriend. He's the ex.

00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:25.579
They're asking my brothers. So that kind of weird

00:44:25.579 --> 00:44:28.219
dynamic there is like absolutely crushing his

00:44:28.219 --> 00:44:30.559
game on a mental level. And it's like, is it

00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:32.739
is it real? I guess he came out and said something

00:44:32.739 --> 00:44:36.130
that that's why. So there's like, you know, Jalen

00:44:36.130 --> 00:44:38.010
Duren and Angel were like... Man, can we hear

00:44:38.010 --> 00:44:40.449
more from Sophie Cunningham? Can Sophie Cunningham

00:44:40.449 --> 00:44:43.110
bring prep so she knows what she's talking about

00:44:43.110 --> 00:44:44.630
so we don't have to hear from this guy on Sophie

00:44:44.630 --> 00:44:47.010
Cunningham's podcast? Dating on the low, but

00:44:47.010 --> 00:44:48.690
like, you know, Snap and Instagram, you can tell

00:44:48.690 --> 00:44:50.570
they're in the same location. That was a few

00:44:50.570 --> 00:44:52.909
months ago. Now she's very publicly dating Wendell

00:44:52.909 --> 00:44:55.389
Carter Jr. And every time... I wonder if they

00:44:55.389 --> 00:44:57.090
put on Ice Age while they're having sex with

00:44:57.090 --> 00:44:59.210
Angel Reese. Jalen Duren gets dunked on. Angel

00:44:59.210 --> 00:45:01.610
Reese is putting it on her story. What a brat.

00:45:01.710 --> 00:45:03.840
You're a dirty rotten moron. That's... I couldn't

00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:06.619
handle winning in Chicago because you're a loser.

00:45:07.699 --> 00:45:12.360
And you'll always live in the shadows. You know,

00:45:12.380 --> 00:45:16.739
the woman that is known as Kaylin Clark. So she's

00:45:16.739 --> 00:45:19.320
like really going, going after him here, which

00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:21.760
is kind of crazy. All right. Wow. Let's help.

00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:30.880
Jesus Christ. Tucker Carlson says all the porn

00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:34.460
sites are controlled by the government. Fine.

00:45:35.780 --> 00:45:37.860
Felt good last night when I got my rocks off

00:45:37.860 --> 00:45:40.519
because I was lonely. The government can see

00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:48.440
that I'm in the milfs. Why? And I honestly think

00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:51.000
that one of the biggest problems, sorry to shock

00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:53.039
your viewers, is pornography on the internet.

00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:55.179
And I want to say specifically, people are like,

00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:57.039
oh, pornography is so bad. I'm talking about

00:45:57.039 --> 00:46:00.340
a specific thing. Hey, sleep with my wife pornography,

00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:02.539
which is pushed by the pornography companies.

00:46:02.900 --> 00:46:05.679
Hell yeah. That means Tucker's into it if he's

00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:08.219
bringing it up. If you think about that for a

00:46:08.219 --> 00:46:10.320
second, first of all, all the porn sites are

00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:12.059
controlled by governments and intel agencies.

00:46:12.219 --> 00:46:14.280
So nothing you go to on a porn site, you know,

00:46:14.300 --> 00:46:15.900
it's all being stored and will be used against

00:46:15.900 --> 00:46:20.239
you if necessary. Okay. Ryan, why'd you watch

00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:23.039
the Lisa Hand video for 25 minutes? Okay, Congress.

00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:25.289
People don't know that. That's a fact. Okay,

00:46:25.309 --> 00:46:27.590
including the camera on your phone. Whoa, wise

00:46:27.590 --> 00:46:30.030
it up, boys. Okay, so that's just a fact, okay?

00:46:30.889 --> 00:46:34.550
All right. He's weird, dude. I love how he's

00:46:34.550 --> 00:46:36.449
trying to walk back how MAGA he was. Like, shut

00:46:36.449 --> 00:46:41.510
up, dude. Chris Brown shares a PSA after the

00:46:41.510 --> 00:46:44.389
website Pitchfork scored Chris Brown's album,

00:46:44.590 --> 00:46:51.329
the Brown album, 1 .3. Team Breezy. I know people

00:46:51.329 --> 00:46:55.139
want me to get on here and, you know. Say some

00:46:55.139 --> 00:46:59.920
sad shit, but fuck that. We kicking their ass,

00:46:59.960 --> 00:47:01.940
god damn it. We ain't letting up. I'm going to

00:47:01.940 --> 00:47:03.760
keep my foot on their neck, and we ain't stopping.

00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:06.239
It's frightening knowing that he's a woman beater.

00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:08.699
You hear me? We doing this, motherfucker. Tour.

00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:11.340
More shit to come. I'm not going to tell you

00:47:11.340 --> 00:47:14.039
what's more to come, but it's coming. All right,

00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:16.780
there you go. Yeah, he claims he doesn't care

00:47:16.780 --> 00:47:18.280
about what they say, yet he made a video about

00:47:18.280 --> 00:47:23.889
it, so I think he does. Uh... So I guess Alabama

00:47:23.889 --> 00:47:31.969
Barker, but Neon was at the club. And Alabama

00:47:31.969 --> 00:47:35.429
Barker started saying freaky things to him on

00:47:35.429 --> 00:47:45.610
the phone. I can't play that because they're

00:47:45.610 --> 00:47:48.949
playing YOLO in the background. Damn old Combine.

00:47:51.699 --> 00:47:57.039
D4VD, David appeared in court. He just looks

00:47:57.039 --> 00:48:00.800
like a murderer. Jamie Foxx is going to have

00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:03.139
a baby. Well, I guess he's having a baby, but

00:48:03.139 --> 00:48:05.500
his girl is pregnant. But he's going to be a

00:48:05.500 --> 00:48:11.780
father. Let me see here. Kim Kardashian was awarded

00:48:11.780 --> 00:48:14.440
money from the stupid lawsuit that guy had against

00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:19.099
her. I don't feel like talking about Kash Patel

00:48:19.099 --> 00:48:25.500
at this second. We got some Tiffany Haddish news.

00:48:26.860 --> 00:48:30.940
Here is her response to the George Floyd joke

00:48:30.940 --> 00:48:33.800
at the roast. Here's the thing. If it was all

00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:36.380
jokes about George Floyd, that's fine. But they

00:48:36.380 --> 00:48:38.559
literally had a joke about Charlie Kirk. Nothing

00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:41.280
was off the table. And here's Tiffany Haddish's

00:48:41.280 --> 00:48:52.780
response to it. Shut up. Do you have like 30

00:48:52.780 --> 00:48:54.860
seconds to chat really quick? Yeah. So talking

00:48:54.860 --> 00:48:56.900
about Kevin Hart roast, right? Yes, it was so

00:48:56.900 --> 00:48:59.619
much fun. So Lonnie Love didn't think so. Lonnie

00:48:59.619 --> 00:49:00.820
Love was like, you know what? It's exhausting.

00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:03.280
Shut up, Lonnie. You're a hag. The worst thing

00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:06.039
is edgy. Specifically about the George Floyd

00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:09.420
joke. What are you thinking? Is it just comedy?

00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:13.019
Should they have been a little less? I think

00:49:13.019 --> 00:49:14.360
it should have been shorter. The show was too

00:49:14.360 --> 00:49:18.639
long. I mean, I was sitting there the whole time

00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:20.820
I had to pee. I didn't hear the George Floyd

00:49:20.820 --> 00:49:25.440
joke because I had to pee so bad. So, yeah, I

00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:28.840
was a glorified seat filler. And I was tired.

00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:32.440
Yeah, it was three hours. Well, also, I mean,

00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:33.800
Lonnie and other people were like, oh, maybe

00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:36.659
it was a little too racially motivated. What

00:49:36.659 --> 00:49:39.579
do you think? As far as like the jokes. Is this

00:49:39.579 --> 00:49:45.170
just comedy? Or are people... Just end with,

00:49:45.250 --> 00:49:48.769
is this just comedy or not? Why do the paparazzi

00:49:48.769 --> 00:49:52.190
talk so much when you're interviewing? You could

00:49:52.190 --> 00:49:54.809
have got seven more seconds of a soundbite. Taking

00:49:54.809 --> 00:49:57.650
it too seriously. Is this all comedians saying

00:49:57.650 --> 00:50:04.730
it that wasn't invited? She walks away. And she

00:50:04.730 --> 00:50:06.730
wants her DUI case dropped because she's having

00:50:06.730 --> 00:50:08.750
a hard time because she got a DUI four years

00:50:08.750 --> 00:50:10.449
ago. She's having a hard time traveling the world

00:50:10.449 --> 00:50:14.400
because the Georgia court. keeps, what do you

00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:17.019
call it? The Georgia court keeps pushing the

00:50:17.019 --> 00:50:20.340
trial back. I still cannot believe that this

00:50:20.340 --> 00:50:23.500
guy has this much money. Byron Allen from Comics

00:50:23.500 --> 00:50:27.880
Unleashed. Even, what's his name, says that they're

00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:29.739
not unleashed. There's that line from Norm MacDonald

00:50:29.739 --> 00:50:31.840
that there's nothing unleashed about Comics Unleashed.

00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:33.579
You know, Byron Allen, I didn't know he's like

00:50:33.579 --> 00:50:36.139
a billionaire. Well, he just bought BuzzFeed,

00:50:36.139 --> 00:50:40.119
and he's buying everything. What do we got here?

00:50:40.539 --> 00:50:44.570
856. 49 happy. Michelle Obama is looking thin

00:50:44.570 --> 00:50:47.090
as people are concerned about their marriage.

00:50:47.530 --> 00:50:50.289
Yeah, when she said they didn't talk while he

00:50:50.289 --> 00:50:55.170
was in the White House, yeah, that's not good.

00:50:56.630 --> 00:50:59.710
Wendy's quietly closed 300 locations. They closed

00:50:59.710 --> 00:51:01.929
the one on 4th Street that was actually good,

00:51:02.210 --> 00:51:04.809
but it was farther down the road. The other one

00:51:04.809 --> 00:51:08.869
sucks. We ain't got no chicken. It's 9 p .m.

00:51:08.869 --> 00:51:13.349
You got two more hours of work. Shut up. Spencer

00:51:13.349 --> 00:51:16.309
Pratt is running for the mayor of LA. I first

00:51:16.309 --> 00:51:17.670
thought it was kind of cool, but then I thought,

00:51:17.690 --> 00:51:19.769
I was like, it kind of reminds me of Trump, like

00:51:19.769 --> 00:51:23.789
an annoying reality star. So there was that video

00:51:23.789 --> 00:51:28.889
of the dog poop smear at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant.

00:51:29.590 --> 00:51:31.590
MJ talked about this last week if you were listening

00:51:31.590 --> 00:51:36.309
to the MJ show. And Gordon Ramsay had a response

00:51:36.309 --> 00:51:40.130
about it. I mean, it wasn't like the woman was,

00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:42.840
Talking about it outside of it, she had video

00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:46.099
proof. So here's how Gordon Ramsay is going to

00:51:46.099 --> 00:51:50.539
defend his restaurant. Thank you. I love you.

00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.800
So I want to ask you, did you ever get a chance

00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:55.539
to address... I want to ax you. I want to ask

00:51:55.539 --> 00:51:57.940
you, did you ever get a chance to address that

00:51:57.940 --> 00:51:59.840
TikToker that had the issue with the dog inside

00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:02.420
the shop? What we have seen is the CCTV footage

00:52:02.420 --> 00:52:04.739
and under no circumstances did that dog do a

00:52:04.739 --> 00:52:07.440
pee or... Well, a dog shouldn't be there. And

00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:11.380
number two, it had the little pad. Jesus Christ,

00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:13.940
stop lying to us. We're not stupid, dude. So,

00:52:13.960 --> 00:52:16.619
over -exaggerated, as always, clickbait, but

00:52:16.619 --> 00:52:18.860
thank you for your honesty. Fuck you, dude. You're

00:52:18.860 --> 00:52:24.980
a bitch, dude. Annoying. Benny Blanco almost

00:52:24.980 --> 00:52:27.099
stabbed his friend on his podcast. Oh, he's so

00:52:27.099 --> 00:52:31.920
silly. Hayden Panettiere's abusive act supports

00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:34.360
her with the memoir where she wrote about how

00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:40.079
he was abusive. Yeah. Pete Davidson... Said grandpa

00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:43.699
caught him accidentally watching gay porn. And

00:52:43.699 --> 00:52:46.900
people were offended by this joke. You do realize

00:52:46.900 --> 00:52:50.519
he's just saying things to rile you up. I don't

00:52:50.519 --> 00:52:54.320
think people understand comedy. Man, we would

00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:59.840
not have survived in the Don Rickles era. All

00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:06.179
right. Here's Pete Davidson. It was said Lemon

00:53:06.179 --> 00:53:08.980
Party. I clicked it. And it was horrible. It's

00:53:08.980 --> 00:53:13.900
a video of six 70 -year -old men, white guys,

00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:18.079
blowing each other to the Andy Griffith theme

00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:32.860
song. And I watched the whole thing. Because

00:53:32.860 --> 00:53:37.750
I was eight. And I was like, what happens? One

00:53:37.750 --> 00:53:41.530
night, I'm watching the K -Park girl, and I get

00:53:41.530 --> 00:53:43.989
set in a party, and I'm watching it, and I'm

00:53:43.989 --> 00:53:46.170
trying to click out of it. And I hear my grandpa

00:53:46.170 --> 00:53:49.969
get home from the Knights of Columbus. He starts

00:53:49.969 --> 00:53:53.869
coming downstairs. I freak out. I shut off the

00:53:53.869 --> 00:53:56.590
screen, and I turn off the volume. But like an

00:53:56.590 --> 00:53:59.860
idiot, I just sat there. He gets downstairs.

00:53:59.980 --> 00:54:03.199
He goes, what are you watching? I go, nothing.

00:54:03.420 --> 00:54:08.519
He goes, come on. Is it a favorite girl? I go,

00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:11.340
that's gross. Because your favorite girl should

00:54:11.340 --> 00:54:17.320
be grandma. He goes, good. Turn it on. I go,

00:54:17.320 --> 00:54:21.320
no. He goes, turn it on. I go, no. He goes, remember

00:54:21.320 --> 00:54:24.179
what grandpa said? Be very surprised what grandpa

00:54:24.179 --> 00:54:26.820
likes. I was like, I don't think you're going

00:54:26.820 --> 00:54:31.250
to like this one. Because it looks like the worst

00:54:31.250 --> 00:54:38.449
night at the Knights of Columbus ever. He grabs

00:54:38.449 --> 00:54:43.130
my neck. He squeezes it. I cum a little. All

00:54:43.130 --> 00:54:46.070
right, hang on. Yeah, he seems to be going off

00:54:46.070 --> 00:54:48.130
the deep end. I really think he thought it was

00:54:48.130 --> 00:54:49.769
going to work with his current baby mama that

00:54:49.769 --> 00:54:57.449
he had a kid with. All right. 856. 49 hobby.

00:54:58.570 --> 00:55:03.969
856. 494 -6773. All right. That was the opening

00:55:03.969 --> 00:55:05.949
segment. We'll all be right back on Hoppy Hour.

00:55:06.010 --> 00:55:09.110
We got much more to get into. Hang on. Hoppy

00:55:09.110 --> 00:55:18.070
Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the

00:55:18.070 --> 00:55:24.710
morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will

00:55:24.710 --> 00:55:27.230
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:55:27.730 --> 00:55:40.809
Whatever. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

00:55:40.809 --> 00:55:43.250
listening to this next song, you can skip over

00:55:43.250 --> 00:55:45.889
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:55:45.889 --> 00:55:49.869
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

00:55:49.869 --> 00:55:52.530
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

00:55:53.530 --> 00:56:01.840
Here's Shreddy Gibbs with Bobblehead. I always

00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:04.400
do this. I have frickin' YouTube muted. God damn

00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:49.539
it. Bitch, I bobblehead with it, whips it high

00:56:49.539 --> 00:56:51.719
cause I get my spinach Get my guap and the shit

00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:53.659
don't stop with a Glasgow pop and the boy shop

00:56:53.659 --> 00:56:56.139
chickens Freddy got chevys on 24 inches, I'm

00:56:56.139 --> 00:56:58.159
out to crush on my colors on sixes Niggas gon'

00:56:58.199 --> 00:56:59.820
hate when I come on them boots, I guess I'ma

00:56:59.820 --> 00:57:02.079
crank up my suspension Bet you they bang this

00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:04.119
off in they system, let that shit bump, let you

00:57:04.119 --> 00:57:06.079
the trunk explode I'm livin' the way that I'm

00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:07.940
livin', inheritance pippin', I really don't stunt

00:57:07.940 --> 00:57:10.139
for hoes I jump for hoes, get dough at the end

00:57:10.139 --> 00:57:12.760
of the month from hoes And she lickin' my sack

00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:14.679
in the lack And you blazin' a plus, my hoes,

00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:17.280
I'm just a co Adjust my flows with ease on the

00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:19.239
track Bet you'd rather see a nigga rich If I'm

00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:21.699
broke, I'ma get them G's off your lack Pop your

00:57:21.699 --> 00:57:24.320
collar, bow my dollars Go stay proper, and you

00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:27.340
know that Hoes You talkin' papa about that guava,

00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:29.860
you can't show that hoe Four shots to the head,

00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:31.599
four shots to the chin, and it's off to the street

00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:34.659
side, go I take a puff off of my bun and then

00:57:34.659 --> 00:57:37.039
I lean back, slow Four shots to the head, four

00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:38.619
shots to the chin, and it's off to the street

00:57:38.619 --> 00:57:41.699
side, go I take a puff off of my bun and then

00:57:41.699 --> 00:57:44.760
I lean back, slow Cause bitch, I bobblehead with

00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:47.619
it, bitch, I bobblehead with it Bitch, I b -b

00:57:47.619 --> 00:57:50.559
-b -b -b -b -b -b -bobblehead with it Bitch,

00:57:50.659 --> 00:57:53.579
I bobblehead with it, bitch, I bobblehead with

00:57:53.579 --> 00:57:55.460
it Bitch, I b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -bobblehead

00:57:55.460 --> 00:58:02.500
with it Oh, you talkin' poppa about that poppa,

00:58:02.500 --> 00:58:05.159
you can't show that Oh, honey, I will know that

00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:07.800
Oh, oh, that poppa will know that Oh, oh, you

00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:10.179
talkin' poppa about that poppa, you can't show

00:58:10.179 --> 00:58:13.320
that Hey, hey, hey, goddamnit, I'm high as hell

00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:16.219
Goddamnit, I'm fly as hell Doin' all that stunt

00:58:16.219 --> 00:58:17.840
makin' songs about money When I see a nigga,

00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:20.400
I can't tell Nigga gettin' that cash for real

00:58:20.400 --> 00:58:22.719
Three nigga poppin' them tags for real Nigga

00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:24.219
gettin' that dough when you know I'm finna blow

00:58:24.219 --> 00:58:26.599
You call a nigga there for real Give a new mate,

00:58:26.639 --> 00:58:28.440
put your hoe, blow Gritch out the motherfuckers

00:58:36.639 --> 00:59:00.519
We'll be right back. I bobblehead with it, bitch,

00:59:00.659 --> 00:59:04.079
I bobblehead with it I bobblehead with it, bitch,

00:59:04.179 --> 00:59:08.699
I bobblehead with it Money we blow that, oh,

00:59:08.780 --> 00:59:11.780
that's how we blow that Oh, you talkin' pop about

00:59:11.780 --> 00:59:14.440
that, why, but you can't show that Oh, money

00:59:14.440 --> 00:59:16.980
we blow that, oh, oh, that's how we blow that

00:59:16.980 --> 00:59:19.800
Oh, you talkin' pop about that, why, but you

00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:24.880
can't show that Oh, hey, hey, hey Gibbs, this

00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:27.260
shit right here, my nigga This shit right here

00:59:27.260 --> 00:59:29.360
make you wanna walk up on me right now. Bring

00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:32.579
your head all the way back. And do the bobblehead

00:59:32.579 --> 00:59:34.239
on that hoe. You know what I'm talking about?

00:59:34.920 --> 00:59:38.079
But if we blow that hoe, that's how we blow that

00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.840
hoe. You talking pop about that hoe, but you

00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:47.219
can't show that hoe. You talking pop about that

00:59:47.219 --> 00:59:50.139
hoe, but you can't show that hoe. But if we blow

00:59:50.139 --> 00:59:53.239
that hoe, that's how we blow that hoe. You talking

00:59:53.239 --> 01:00:01.269
pop about that hoe. You talk and bop about that

01:00:01.269 --> 01:00:20.389
bop, but you can't show that. I love me a girl

01:00:20.389 --> 01:00:23.570
that has a bobble head. It gives me a lot of

01:00:23.570 --> 01:00:27.440
pleasure. And now... Back to the Hoppy Hour with

01:00:27.440 --> 01:00:34.559
Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, I'm Scott

01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:36.659
Burrell and you're listening to Hoppy Hour with

01:00:36.659 --> 01:00:41.059
my boy Ryan Hoppy. You're shaking up with my

01:00:41.059 --> 01:00:45.179
boy Ryan Hoppy on Hoppy Hour. It's time to shake

01:00:45.179 --> 01:00:49.900
it up on Hoppy Hour. He had daddy issues and

01:00:49.900 --> 01:00:52.340
is attracted to women with them. Welcome back

01:00:52.340 --> 01:00:55.760
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. People often argue

01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:59.059
over Android versus iPhones. But the real debate

01:00:59.059 --> 01:01:01.940
should be middle -aged Gen X morning shows versus

01:01:01.940 --> 01:01:05.480
Hoppy Hour. Guess who wins? We will let you decide.

01:01:05.860 --> 01:01:09.679
Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Triggering

01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:12.840
middle -aged dudes since 2012, this is Hoppy

01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:21.000
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy Hour with

01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:31.699
Ryan Hoppy. Something completely different. Door

01:01:31.699 --> 01:02:17.880
is closing. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy

01:02:17.880 --> 01:02:26.340
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

01:02:26.340 --> 01:02:29.440
listened to radio show on the planet. And the

01:02:29.440 --> 01:03:00.559
other stations are tuned in too. Bartender, fill

01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:07.019
my glass. I came to dance, not watch some famous

01:03:07.019 --> 01:03:22.000
dude crash. DJ, turn it up. I'm trying. DJ, turn

01:03:22.000 --> 01:04:31.179
it up. Outro Music I don't want to be that guy

01:04:40.750 --> 01:05:54.500
Just know I 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -8. It's 8 -5 -6. 4

01:05:54.500 --> 01:05:59.500
-9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You're tweeting me. All right.

01:05:59.639 --> 01:06:02.199
And happy radio. All right. What's going on with

01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:16.739
this moron? Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic. That is

01:06:16.739 --> 01:06:23.269
load. Please? Can this video load? I should just

01:06:23.269 --> 01:06:26.409
do this for the next two hours. Load. There's

01:06:26.409 --> 01:06:29.969
news today in Tiger Woods' DUI case. The state's

01:06:29.969 --> 01:06:32.389
motion is granted. A Florida judge ruled prosecutors

01:06:32.389 --> 01:06:35.090
will have access to Tiger's prescription drug

01:06:35.090 --> 01:06:38.750
records. Oh, yeah. Following his rollover crash.

01:06:39.050 --> 01:06:43.030
I think he is not realizing how lucky he is.

01:06:43.090 --> 01:06:58.519
He's stuck. He said a few, yes. More like 12.

01:07:03.300 --> 01:07:07.280
Yeah, when you have your car tipped to the side

01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:08.980
and you're putting everyone else's life on the

01:07:08.980 --> 01:07:12.159
line on the road. No, it's not how it's going

01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:15.239
to work. The judge agreed no drug details could

01:07:15.239 --> 01:07:18.780
be released to the public. There you freaking

01:07:18.780 --> 01:07:23.900
go. What's going on with these morons? Today

01:07:23.900 --> 01:07:28.679
on TMZ. Okay, Big Rose last night. Pete Davidson

01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:34.690
railed on Kanye West. It was part of his comments

01:07:34.690 --> 01:07:36.469
about Tony Hinchcliffe. I was in a beef with

01:07:36.469 --> 01:07:39.050
Kanye, so I've taken shots from better gay Nazis.

01:07:40.710 --> 01:07:43.909
It was two hours and 51 minutes of just the most

01:07:43.909 --> 01:07:46.590
brutal jokes to every single person. Yeah, that's

01:07:46.590 --> 01:07:49.809
how a roast works. They started talking about

01:07:49.809 --> 01:07:54.409
Cheryl Underwood's husband's suicide. First of

01:07:54.409 --> 01:07:57.329
all, she approved of it. And second of all, it's

01:07:57.329 --> 01:08:00.570
a fucking roast. What happened with this world?

01:08:00.730 --> 01:08:04.809
Why did we get so sad? Making fun of Pete's dad

01:08:04.809 --> 01:08:07.610
dying on 9 -11. Making fun of Charlie Clark,

01:08:07.909 --> 01:08:11.489
George Floyd. Ah, it's a roust. Wait, but what

01:08:11.489 --> 01:08:16.229
can we use here? Benedict Cumberbatch got into

01:08:16.229 --> 01:08:23.630
a heated argument with a fellow biker. You hear

01:08:23.630 --> 01:08:26.770
the guy tell Benedict he was blowing red lights.

01:08:26.989 --> 01:08:29.529
It really is awful when these Guys, blow red

01:08:29.529 --> 01:08:56.729
lights. Oh, yeah! All these shows are all the

01:08:56.729 --> 01:08:59.970
same, just vapid people. At least Jersey Shore

01:08:59.970 --> 01:09:02.850
is funny. They're basically taking every chick

01:09:02.850 --> 01:09:04.710
that's cheated on and giving them a Love Island

01:09:04.710 --> 01:09:07.270
hosting gig. But Wes was out doing it up at a

01:09:07.270 --> 01:09:10.029
wedding and not with Amanda. He patted her on

01:09:10.029 --> 01:09:12.989
the head. Aye, he's kissing her. Mmm. Some guy

01:09:12.989 --> 01:09:14.689
pats you on the head, you're not having sex with

01:09:14.689 --> 01:09:18.909
them. Uh, speak for yourself. Ah, tip of the

01:09:18.909 --> 01:09:23.609
head. We got Flavor Flav at LAX. I got the whole

01:09:23.609 --> 01:09:27.470
United States Olympic women's hockey team. I

01:09:27.470 --> 01:09:28.829
know no one's going to remember this, but remember

01:09:28.829 --> 01:09:31.670
the short -lived show we had on, I think it was

01:09:31.670 --> 01:09:34.569
My Network TV, Under One Roof? That was an interesting

01:09:34.569 --> 01:09:39.270
show. Mm -hmm. Coming to Vegas. He's really become

01:09:39.270 --> 01:09:41.550
the champion of women's sports. I bet on the

01:09:41.550 --> 01:09:44.489
WNBA this weekend, and I lost by half a point.

01:09:44.770 --> 01:09:46.890
How do you lose by half a point? What are you,

01:09:46.949 --> 01:09:48.989
what are you, I'm dying. You're not going to

01:09:48.989 --> 01:09:50.770
say that. If I were betting on this, I'd say

01:09:50.770 --> 01:09:54.590
it's a period joke. Oh my God! Yeah, they're

01:09:54.590 --> 01:09:56.850
on their time of the month. That's why they're

01:09:56.850 --> 01:10:02.710
at nine! I'm kidding, kind of. Mm -hmm. Cody

01:10:02.710 --> 01:10:07.569
Simpson is facing a hemorrhage on his vocal cord.

01:10:07.729 --> 01:10:09.970
Sharing this photo of what looks like a doctor's

01:10:09.970 --> 01:10:12.409
office on Instagram May 11th. Is that music in

01:10:12.409 --> 01:10:14.310
the background that, like, alarm that you always

01:10:14.310 --> 01:10:19.100
sleep through on your iPhone? Cody writes, Hey

01:10:19.100 --> 01:10:21.119
guys, I originally thought I could keep this

01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:23.260
private, but it's come time I share what I've

01:10:23.260 --> 01:10:25.439
been going through. Just over a month ago, we

01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:27.520
discovered a serious hemorrhage on one of my

01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:30.319
vocal cords. It occurred due to my overzealousness

01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:32.579
in the studio. Singing through a sinus infection,

01:10:32.920 --> 01:10:35.659
I didn't know I had. Yeah, you know, I'll be

01:10:35.659 --> 01:10:37.300
honest, sometimes on the show I can be loud.

01:10:37.460 --> 01:10:41.140
This just in. And sometimes, like that won't

01:10:41.140 --> 01:10:44.600
help, my throat will be sore. Cody says he initially

01:10:44.600 --> 01:10:47.520
assumed it was fatigue. Alright, well. Hope it

01:10:47.520 --> 01:10:50.840
all works out for you, kiddo. I'll buy your dreams

01:10:50.840 --> 01:11:00.600
come true. Load. Can this load? Why is it not

01:11:00.600 --> 01:11:07.539
loading? Load. Hello? Can this load? All right,

01:11:07.560 --> 01:11:08.880
just want to get out of here. There's a new adventure

01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:12.079
on the way. Sebastian Stan and Annabelle Wallace

01:11:12.079 --> 01:11:14.760
are expecting their first baby together. Oh,

01:11:14.779 --> 01:11:19.960
that's so cute. According to Deadline. And though

01:11:19.960 --> 01:11:22.460
the actor didn't share details about their impending

01:11:22.460 --> 01:11:25.000
arrival, Sebastian did tell the outlet in an

01:11:25.000 --> 01:11:27.539
interview published May 12th, quote, I want to

01:11:27.539 --> 01:11:30.300
be a good dad. And that's ironing. When you're

01:11:30.300 --> 01:11:33.439
putting out that energy, that's good. No! Happy

01:11:33.439 --> 01:11:37.960
hot topic! Katy Perry reveals her love for Josh

01:11:37.960 --> 01:11:41.079
Groban is never really over. Yeah, Josh Groban

01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:44.020
seems like he's the dude that's ironing the friends

01:11:44.020 --> 01:11:47.779
up. In a May 11th TikTok, Katy appears on screen

01:11:47.779 --> 01:11:50.279
over a screenshot announcing Josh and Natalie

01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:53.380
McQueen's engagement. Wow, she's such a hag,

01:11:53.460 --> 01:11:56.619
Katy Perry. Has to make everything about her.

01:11:57.619 --> 01:12:01.760
You suck. Which occurred in April after three

01:12:01.760 --> 01:12:05.079
years of dating. Before she pours herself a full

01:12:05.079 --> 01:12:08.319
glass of a beverage. Man, she must have really

01:12:08.319 --> 01:12:14.359
realized she messed up with him. Load. The Voice

01:12:14.359 --> 01:12:18.000
has a new coach in town, or should we say queen?

01:12:18.260 --> 01:12:22.180
Queen Latifah is... Oh, yeah! She's going to

01:12:22.180 --> 01:12:25.869
be... Joining the singing competition as a coach

01:12:25.869 --> 01:12:28.989
for season 30, alongside previously announced

01:12:28.989 --> 01:12:32.670
country star Riley Greene, also making his debut,

01:12:32.869 --> 01:12:36.029
and Kelly Clarkson and Adam Levine. While the

01:12:36.029 --> 01:12:38.630
Oscar -nominated Chicago star is better known

01:12:38.630 --> 01:12:41.689
for her acting skills of late, she is also a

01:12:41.689 --> 01:12:45.390
Grammy -winning musician. All right, yeah. She

01:12:45.390 --> 01:12:48.489
does a little bit of everything. A little bit

01:12:48.489 --> 01:12:53.520
of everything. Happy Hot Topic! Christopher Nolan

01:12:53.520 --> 01:12:56.479
reveals why he cast Travis Scott in The Odyssey.

01:12:56.899 --> 01:13:00.220
Oh, yeah. For attention? Because then there's

01:13:00.220 --> 01:13:02.909
news reports like this talking about it? The

01:13:02.909 --> 01:13:05.350
director shares the reasoning behind Travis Scott's

01:13:05.350 --> 01:13:08.109
casting as a bard in his upcoming film The Odyssey,

01:13:08.350 --> 01:13:11.390
which premieres in theaters July 17th. Christopher

01:13:11.390 --> 01:13:14.109
explains to Time in an interview published on

01:13:14.109 --> 01:13:16.989
May 12th, I cast him because I wanted to nod

01:13:16.989 --> 01:13:19.350
towards the idea that this story has been handed

01:13:19.350 --> 01:13:22.529
down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.

01:13:22.829 --> 01:13:25.630
While Travis, who shares kids Stormy and Air

01:13:25.630 --> 01:13:28.149
with ex Kylie Jenner, has not said much about

01:13:28.149 --> 01:13:30.710
his appearance in the new film, he did have a

01:13:30.710 --> 01:13:32.970
steam -sealing moment. the trailer which was

01:13:32.970 --> 01:13:36.090
released in january and the rapper is no stranger

01:13:36.090 --> 01:13:39.090
to the screen as he has had small roles in the

01:13:39.090 --> 01:13:41.949
tv special trolls holiday in harmony and the

01:13:41.949 --> 01:13:45.329
film aggro drift though the upcoming film marks

01:13:45.329 --> 01:13:47.850
his first on -screen role in a christopher nolan

01:13:47.850 --> 01:13:50.829
project he previously made a song of course it's

01:13:50.829 --> 01:13:53.529
his first oh wait wait a song for the oscar winners

01:13:53.529 --> 01:13:55.949
2020 ah so he has a previous relationship with

01:13:55.949 --> 01:14:08.529
him That is what that is. Load. Load. All right,

01:14:08.550 --> 01:14:12.130
this is getting annoying. Load. This show's going

01:14:12.130 --> 01:14:14.600
to be the end of me. I swear to God. Why is the

01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:17.399
internet so slow? Derikov is gifting his wife,

01:14:17.500 --> 01:14:20.520
Haley Erbert, a very special table. The Dancing

01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:22.619
with the Stars judge bought Haley the gorgeous

01:14:22.619 --> 01:14:25.060
wooden table from their baby shower venue last

01:14:25.060 --> 01:14:28.420
year. In a May 11th TikTok, he says, it was absolutely

01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:31.460
huge. So massive, it took like seven guys to

01:14:31.460 --> 01:14:34.279
carry this thing through our house. After the

01:14:34.279 --> 01:14:36.180
movers placed the table, the Dancing with the

01:14:36.180 --> 01:14:38.920
Stars judge had a team of people planting succulents.

01:14:39.199 --> 01:14:40.979
All right, there you go. So there's that. Eight,

01:14:41.060 --> 01:14:47.449
five, six. 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773. What's

01:14:47.449 --> 01:14:54.750
going on here? What is going on? We're going

01:14:54.750 --> 01:15:01.510
to do this together. Lord. Lord. This is honestly

01:15:01.510 --> 01:15:05.220
getting annoying. Trying to do it. Paul has been

01:15:05.220 --> 01:15:07.640
nothing but supportive of this, and he has his

01:15:07.640 --> 01:15:10.079
jobs, and I have my jobs. Performing gymnastics.

01:15:10.699 --> 01:15:13.060
So this is Libby Dunn, a hot piece of ass, talking

01:15:13.060 --> 01:15:15.279
about her boyfriend's approval of joining Baywatch.

01:15:15.539 --> 01:15:17.680
I don't really get nervous for either one. I

01:15:17.680 --> 01:15:19.439
don't know why. I think I've just gotten to the

01:15:19.439 --> 01:15:22.020
point where I just trust in my training, whether

01:15:22.020 --> 01:15:24.880
it's gymnastics or reading a script and getting...

01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:28.520
All right. There's a script to looking hot on

01:15:28.520 --> 01:15:35.739
screen. You learn something new. Like, if you

01:15:35.739 --> 01:15:37.579
would have told me there was acting in Baywatch,

01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:41.539
I'd be like, really? I did not know that. It

01:15:41.539 --> 01:15:43.960
all seems the same. Just hot ass women jumping

01:15:43.960 --> 01:15:48.640
around with big boobs, you know. That's all it

01:15:48.640 --> 01:15:54.159
is. A nothing more and a nothing less. 856 -49

01:15:54.159 --> 01:15:59.229
-HAPPY - HAPPY HOT TOPIC! One lucky Wheel of

01:15:59.229 --> 01:16:01.750
Fortune contestant is going to drive off in a

01:16:01.750 --> 01:16:05.310
luxury set of wheels. Yeah. And that's because

01:16:05.310 --> 01:16:08.050
Jay Leno is donating one of his cars to the Daytime

01:16:08.050 --> 01:16:12.810
Game Show. The former late night host, with the

01:16:12.810 --> 01:16:15.170
help of Vanna White, announces during the May

01:16:15.170 --> 01:16:18.630
11th episode that he's giving away a 2026 Chevrolet

01:16:18.630 --> 01:16:21.989
Corvette priced around $70 ,000 to one of the

01:16:21.989 --> 01:16:25.010
players in the May 15th episode. All right, so

01:16:25.010 --> 01:16:27.869
he's being generous. Jay Leno seems like a good

01:16:27.869 --> 01:16:31.189
dude. Yeah, he had some flaws about his insecurity,

01:16:31.890 --> 01:16:35.109
about David Letterman. But overall, I'd rather

01:16:35.109 --> 01:16:37.350
hang out with Jay Leno than Letterman. Michael

01:16:37.350 --> 01:16:42.750
Richards is looking different these days. The

01:16:42.750 --> 01:16:45.130
Seinfeld alum was publicly seen for the first

01:16:45.130 --> 01:16:49.750
time in two years. Hey! Stepping out on May 10th

01:16:49.750 --> 01:16:54.199
for a casual show. He looks old. I mean, I know

01:16:54.199 --> 01:16:57.340
everyone gets old, but he looks old. Dropping

01:16:57.340 --> 01:17:00.119
trip at Melroy's Place in West Hollywood, California.

01:17:00.500 --> 01:17:03.039
For the outing, Michael donned a dark jacket

01:17:03.039 --> 01:17:05.699
with matching jeans and thick -soled boots with

01:17:05.699 --> 01:17:08.060
his signature bushy hair. Alright, so he was

01:17:08.060 --> 01:17:14.600
seen. Mark Consuelos is mourning his dad. More

01:17:14.600 --> 01:17:16.479
than a month after Mark shared the news about

01:17:16.479 --> 01:17:19.020
his dad's passing. The Life with Kelly and Mark

01:17:19.020 --> 01:17:22.829
co -host. All this show, I've been talking smack.

01:17:24.029 --> 01:17:28.149
But guess what? I lost my dad at age 21, and

01:17:28.149 --> 01:17:30.930
it's very weird when you lose your father. You

01:17:30.930 --> 01:17:32.810
almost start to kind of feel like you're empty

01:17:32.810 --> 01:17:35.840
in the world. Even if you're not close to your

01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:39.000
dad. Giving an update on his grief journey. In

01:17:39.000 --> 01:17:41.039
a May 12th episode of the I've Never Said This

01:17:41.039 --> 01:17:43.800
Before with Tommy Daddario podcast. So then play

01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:45.899
the audio. We don't want to hear this broad talking.

01:17:46.260 --> 01:17:49.039
Mark says, it was kind of a brutal five -month

01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:51.819
saga leading up to him passing. I knew it was

01:17:51.819 --> 01:17:54.199
happening. We all knew this is going to happen.

01:17:54.380 --> 01:17:57.180
Mark had prayed for a merciful exit and was glad

01:17:57.180 --> 01:17:59.659
that Saul's passing happened, as he calls it,

01:17:59.739 --> 01:18:03.260
very quickly and painlessly. That's good. Sounds

01:18:03.260 --> 01:18:05.439
like he died in his sleep. What's going on with

01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:07.520
James Franco? He made the news for once. Load.

01:18:12.500 --> 01:18:15.619
And this has been annoying today. Load. James

01:18:15.619 --> 01:18:17.920
Franco's returning to the spotlight. The actor

01:18:17.920 --> 01:18:20.020
stepped out during Cannes Film Festival alongside

01:18:20.020 --> 01:18:23.020
his longtime girlfriend, Isabella Paxad. What

01:18:23.020 --> 01:18:25.239
a hot piece of ass. You know, she has a lot of

01:18:25.239 --> 01:18:27.000
explaining to do when she's dating James Franco.

01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:30.880
Oh, he's not that bad. Oh, those stories are

01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:34.199
exaggerated. 210, the May 12th screening of The

01:18:34.199 --> 01:18:36.960
Electric Kiss. For the occasion, James wore a

01:18:36.960 --> 01:18:39.680
classic black tuxedo and bow tie, opting to wear

01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:41.699
black sunglasses again. All right, so he was

01:18:41.699 --> 01:18:45.079
seen on about 856, 49 hoppy. We're just kind

01:18:45.079 --> 01:18:52.260
of in speed around here. Load. Can these videos

01:18:52.260 --> 01:18:58.000
load? That should be my new catchphrase, load.

01:18:59.039 --> 01:19:01.479
I want to dump a load on you. Macaulay Culkin

01:19:01.479 --> 01:19:04.199
is looking back on his time with his late Home

01:19:04.199 --> 01:19:07.260
Alone co -star, Catherine O 'Hara. The former

01:19:07.260 --> 01:19:10.600
child star opened up to Gentleman's Journal about

01:19:10.600 --> 01:19:13.680
the recent loss of Catherine, who died on January

01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:18.020
30th. Four months ago? No. Wow, I flew by. He

01:19:18.020 --> 01:19:20.859
wished he had more time with her. He told the

01:19:20.859 --> 01:19:23.180
outlet, when Catherine passed away in January,

01:19:23.340 --> 01:19:25.920
that hit me. That hit me pretty good because,

01:19:26.039 --> 01:19:28.680
you know, it was just too soon and I felt that

01:19:28.680 --> 01:19:30.680
we had unfinished business. I feel like they

01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:32.859
could have done a Home Alone podcast. I definitely

01:19:32.859 --> 01:19:35.420
feel like I had unfinished business with her.

01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.859
I feel like I owed her a favor and I don't like

01:19:37.859 --> 01:19:40.199
having outstanding debt. I'm going to call the

01:19:40.199 --> 01:19:44.199
clerk and see if I can get ass, dude. I don't

01:19:44.199 --> 01:19:46.180
want to be friends with him. What's going on

01:19:46.180 --> 01:19:48.939
with this loser? This running FBI director, Kash

01:19:48.939 --> 01:19:53.760
Patel, he just looks like a maniac. He very much

01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:55.779
has bitch slap face. You just don't want him

01:19:55.779 --> 01:19:57.960
to be around. Like when Kash Patel enters the

01:19:57.960 --> 01:20:00.220
room and then leaves, everyone talks about him.

01:20:01.539 --> 01:20:03.920
On taxpayer money, drinking beer at the hockey

01:20:03.920 --> 01:20:06.539
team like a drunken loser. In the hot seat on

01:20:06.539 --> 01:20:09.279
Capitol Hill, grilled by Senate Democrats about

01:20:09.279 --> 01:20:12.729
grilled. sports of excessive drinking, and unexplained

01:20:12.729 --> 01:20:15.229
absences on the job. Yeah, you know, he's got

01:20:15.229 --> 01:20:18.890
some prostitutes next to him. And so there have

01:20:18.890 --> 01:20:21.029
been no occasions when your security detail had

01:20:21.029 --> 01:20:23.029
difficulty waking or locating you. Is that right?

01:20:23.750 --> 01:20:25.770
Nope, it's a total farce. I don't even know where

01:20:25.770 --> 01:20:29.710
you get this stuff. That is what every alcoholic

01:20:29.710 --> 01:20:32.229
says. Oh, it's totally not true. Even though

01:20:32.229 --> 01:20:34.590
everyone's saying it. And you have the drunken

01:20:34.590 --> 01:20:37.590
eyes. But it doesn't make it credible because

01:20:37.590 --> 01:20:40.659
you say so. I'm not saying it, Director Patel.

01:20:41.039 --> 01:20:44.079
It's been written and documented. Yeah, it's

01:20:44.079 --> 01:20:46.060
not. You know, it's a text message going around

01:20:46.060 --> 01:20:51.659
the group chat. When it's documented. he's probably

01:20:51.659 --> 01:20:55.600
just throwing lines of coke and just banging

01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:57.899
anything that breathes. Literally saying it.

01:20:57.960 --> 01:21:00.199
No, I'm saying that these are reports, Director

01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:02.880
Patel. Patel, who's now suing the Atlantic after

01:21:02.880 --> 01:21:06.140
it... Loser! ...reported on alleged bouts of

01:21:06.140 --> 01:21:08.399
excessive drinking, asked if he'd submit to a

01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:11.460
test given to active -duty military to... Oh,

01:21:11.460 --> 01:21:16.000
yeah. Diagnosed drinking problems. I'll take

01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:17.739
any test you're willing to take. I will take

01:21:17.739 --> 01:21:20.439
it. He looks hard. Take it, Dr. Director Patelli.

01:21:20.439 --> 01:21:22.720
I'll take it. You ready to take it? Let's go.

01:21:22.899 --> 01:21:26.279
Yes or no? Let's go. Side by side. I'll take

01:21:26.279 --> 01:21:28.920
it. The embattled FBI director defending this

01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:32.850
trip to the Winter Olympics. Loser! celebrating

01:21:32.850 --> 01:21:35.909
and pounding beer with the victorious USA men's

01:21:35.909 --> 01:21:38.130
hockey team. He did not know he was on camera

01:21:38.130 --> 01:21:41.189
like a drunken mon. The director insisting he

01:21:41.189 --> 01:21:45.029
was in Italy on separate official business. I'm

01:21:45.029 --> 01:21:47.670
going to pass out liquor or pop bottles in a

01:21:47.670 --> 01:21:51.149
locker room. Stick to podcasting. Patel firing

01:21:51.149 --> 01:21:54.470
back, citing a slew of crime stats. This is what

01:21:54.470 --> 01:21:58.699
real leadership looks like at the FBI. He's just

01:21:58.699 --> 01:22:01.500
so unlikable. I'm not saying Trump's likable,

01:22:01.539 --> 01:22:04.079
but Trump can be funny at times in an ironic

01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:07.180
way, but Patel's just a dish. Every one of you

01:22:07.180 --> 01:22:09.500
was given it. This is what's happened under my

01:22:09.500 --> 01:22:11.159
tenure at the FBI and the Trump administration.

01:22:11.539 --> 01:22:15.300
Oh, good job! You're doing your job? Wow! No

01:22:15.300 --> 01:22:20.300
way! Rabbiting! Congrats on doing your job! 20

01:22:20.300 --> 01:22:23.600
-point drop in the homicide rate. 45 ,000 violent

01:22:23.600 --> 01:22:25.920
offenders arrested last year. So how'd you cover

01:22:25.920 --> 01:22:29.699
up the pedophile files? Mm -hmm. Your alleged

01:22:29.699 --> 01:22:31.659
conduct become a distraction to the president,

01:22:31.659 --> 01:22:34.520
Mr. Director? Handpicked to lead the bureau and

01:22:34.520 --> 01:22:37.199
a longtime defender of the president. That's

01:22:37.199 --> 01:22:40.409
why, because he defends that pedophile man. Sources

01:22:40.409 --> 01:22:43.130
tell ABC News Trump has grown increasingly frustrated

01:22:43.130 --> 01:22:46.109
with the spate of negative headlines about Patel.

01:22:46.229 --> 01:22:48.670
Yeah, I mean, think about every other previous

01:22:48.670 --> 01:22:51.369
presidency ever. Even when Trump was president

01:22:51.369 --> 01:22:54.649
in 2016 to 20, we never heard about the FBI director.

01:22:55.289 --> 01:22:57.710
Reading the director like this at a Rose Garden

01:22:57.710 --> 01:23:01.090
event just days ago. FBI director Cash Patel,

01:23:01.149 --> 01:23:02.949
does he get enough publicity? If you could get

01:23:02.949 --> 01:23:04.689
a little more publicity, we'd be very happy.

01:23:06.029 --> 01:23:08.810
That's what I'm talking about. Do I like Trump?

01:23:09.010 --> 01:23:14.130
No. But lines like that is why he's like 0 .01

01:23:14.130 --> 01:23:17.569
% a little more likable than Patel. Patel has

01:23:17.569 --> 01:23:19.630
never made me laugh. You just laugh at his drunken

01:23:19.630 --> 01:23:24.930
ass like you're a moron. That is rude. New numbers

01:23:24.930 --> 01:23:27.270
showing local hotels aren't seeing the surge

01:23:27.270 --> 01:23:30.210
they expected for this year's World Cup. No way.

01:23:30.550 --> 01:23:33.229
It's almost like we're in America. We got a recession

01:23:33.229 --> 01:23:36.319
going on. We don't want to see soccer. FIFA promised

01:23:36.319 --> 01:23:38.579
billions for the region, but some say the cup

01:23:38.579 --> 01:23:44.479
is looking more like a bust. What's going on

01:23:44.479 --> 01:23:49.539
here? That was dramatic. That's my anxiety in

01:23:49.539 --> 01:23:54.939
public. Hey, Matt, you have any comment on you

01:23:54.939 --> 01:23:56.899
eventually wanting to get back into the media

01:23:56.899 --> 01:23:59.720
business? I got it. Yeah, my comment is. Is it

01:23:59.720 --> 01:24:03.199
Matt Lauer? I am really happy. You are? I'm doing.

01:24:03.439 --> 01:24:06.600
All right. He's all lazier as well. Be happier.

01:24:06.979 --> 01:24:10.760
All right, I'll take that as a no. All right.

01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:16.159
Locking women in his office. The hell's wrong

01:24:16.159 --> 01:24:18.619
with you, dude? I told this to somebody the other

01:24:18.619 --> 01:24:21.840
day. There is nothing better than consent. Like,

01:24:21.859 --> 01:24:23.560
when a beautiful woman wants to have sex with

01:24:23.560 --> 01:24:25.300
you, I don't understand why men are like, I'm

01:24:25.300 --> 01:24:26.760
going to rape her. Like, what the hell is wrong

01:24:26.760 --> 01:24:31.720
with you? Moron. There's nothing better than

01:24:31.720 --> 01:24:33.159
when that bra comes off and you feel like you

01:24:33.159 --> 01:24:39.300
earned it. Like the girl wants to die. Steve

01:24:39.300 --> 01:24:42.819
Hilton is running for mayor of LA and knows nothing

01:24:42.819 --> 01:24:46.680
about LA. Here is a video of him discussing a

01:24:46.680 --> 01:24:48.579
street taco. And he didn't know that was a type

01:24:48.579 --> 01:24:50.500
of taco. He was eating a taco in the street.

01:24:52.460 --> 01:24:55.829
These stupid politicians. California gubernatorial

01:24:55.829 --> 01:24:58.750
candidate Steve Hilton is going viral over a

01:24:58.750 --> 01:25:01.250
food flub. He's being called out for what people

01:25:01.250 --> 01:25:05.270
call his lack of taco knowledge. I did. Why am

01:25:05.270 --> 01:25:08.470
I holding a Barstow Street taco? You hear that

01:25:08.470 --> 01:25:10.850
laughter in the background? Lack of taco knowledge.

01:25:12.069 --> 01:25:16.109
Why am I holding a Barstow Street taco right

01:25:16.109 --> 01:25:18.869
now? Because I just bought it at this historic

01:25:18.869 --> 01:25:22.560
location. Check it out. The original. Del Taco.

01:25:22.779 --> 01:25:25.260
And it's not even a soft taco, moron. There it

01:25:25.260 --> 01:25:27.500
is. My Barstow Street Taco. I'm going to enjoy

01:25:27.500 --> 01:25:30.640
it. Does nobody on his team, I mean, with these

01:25:30.640 --> 01:25:32.560
politicians doing these videos, is nobody like

01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:35.680
pulling them aside? Are the politicians so egotistical

01:25:35.680 --> 01:25:37.479
that they're not listening to any of the interns

01:25:37.479 --> 01:25:40.100
that are like, dude, it's not a street taco.

01:25:40.560 --> 01:25:44.199
See you soon. Hilton filmed himself outside of

01:25:44.199 --> 01:25:46.760
Del Taco's original location in Barstow and referred

01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:49.340
to his food choice as a Barstow street taco.

01:25:49.619 --> 01:25:51.880
People were quick to point out fast food taco

01:25:51.880 --> 01:25:54.979
does not qualify as authentic street tacos, which

01:25:54.979 --> 01:25:58.659
is typically served by vendors or carts. Moron.

01:25:59.220 --> 01:26:02.460
He should totally run LA. I mean, anything's

01:26:02.460 --> 01:26:04.920
better than Karen Bass, to be honest. So neon

01:26:04.920 --> 01:26:08.979
was seen on the bar with Ray J. And Ray J said,

01:26:09.100 --> 01:26:11.420
you ghosted me and became friends with the Kardashians.

01:26:11.460 --> 01:26:13.720
I think it's because you stream with the Kardashians,

01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:15.619
so you don't want to f*** with me. No, no, no,

01:26:15.619 --> 01:26:18.199
no, no. I don't like this nice guy acting neon,

01:26:18.319 --> 01:26:21.079
puts on all this nauseating. I don't shoot with

01:26:21.079 --> 01:26:23.020
the Kardashians. Yes, you do. Alabama Barker.

01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:28.439
She a Kardashian. But, no, we were talking before

01:26:28.439 --> 01:26:31.359
that, though. A year before that. You just stopped

01:26:31.359 --> 01:26:34.760
calling me. Yeah, Ray J's wearing this, like,

01:26:34.840 --> 01:26:37.119
it looks like a red, it's like, it's shaped like

01:26:37.119 --> 01:26:39.819
Pikachu's head, and it's like a mask, but it's

01:26:39.819 --> 01:26:41.880
red, and it has, like, devil horns. It's very

01:26:41.880 --> 01:26:44.220
strange. But I feel like Neon don't f*** with

01:26:44.220 --> 01:26:46.100
me because he f***ed with the Kardashians. Nah,

01:26:46.159 --> 01:26:47.699
listen, I got no bad blood with anyone, bro.

01:26:48.020 --> 01:26:50.760
It's all love. I just don't believe the Neon

01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:53.279
thing anymore. I don't know what it is. Do you

01:26:53.279 --> 01:26:55.460
love the Kardashians? Well, I don't know the

01:26:55.460 --> 01:26:58.460
Kardashians. Yes, you do. No, I don't. I don't.

01:26:58.460 --> 01:27:01.079
You be streaming with them f***ers. Ray J cares

01:27:01.079 --> 01:27:05.279
a little too much about them. They're bust downs.

01:27:07.600 --> 01:27:10.260
Alright, I feel stupider for listening to that.

01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:14.239
Alright, you know what it's time for? I'm ready

01:27:14.239 --> 01:27:17.720
to go right now. I'm ready to go right now. It's

01:27:17.720 --> 01:27:20.720
time for Kardashian News. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

01:27:20.720 --> 01:27:25.460
yo, yo. Turn it up, it's happy hour time. Kardashian

01:27:25.460 --> 01:27:28.579
News, we dissect the clime. No filters, no fluff,

01:27:28.779 --> 01:27:31.560
raw truth and wine Mic's hot, Hoppy speaks what's

01:27:31.560 --> 01:27:34.319
on his mind Nepotism's thrown, they sittin' in

01:27:34.319 --> 01:27:37.100
the plush Built an empire off nothin' but the

01:27:37.100 --> 01:27:39.640
hush Reality's a script, ain't no realness in

01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:42.180
the cut Talent's on vacation, they just takin'

01:27:42.180 --> 01:27:44.720
what's corrupt Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal

01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:47.460
demolition Exposin' fake lives, media's worse

01:27:47.460 --> 01:27:50.220
addiction Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on

01:27:50.220 --> 01:27:52.619
snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian

01:27:52.619 --> 01:27:57.909
News I'll be breaking down the hype, y 'all beware

01:27:57.909 --> 01:28:00.649
Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives, fake drama,

01:28:00.789 --> 01:28:03.170
they choose No talent required, it's Kardashian

01:28:03.170 --> 01:28:07.489
news It's Kardashian news Get scared, Hoppy breakin'

01:28:07.489 --> 01:28:09.670
down the hype, y 'all beware Fake stuff, fake

01:28:09.670 --> 01:28:13.029
lies, fake drama, they choose No talent required,

01:28:13.350 --> 01:28:16.489
it's Kardashian news Diamond -studded lies sellin'

01:28:16.489 --> 01:28:19.270
dreams to the broke Gold -plated nothin', society

01:28:19.270 --> 01:28:22.210
inside joke Hoppy ain't scared, man, he roastin'

01:28:22.210 --> 01:28:24.829
em raw Netmo babies flexin' like they rewrote

01:28:24.829 --> 01:28:28.069
the law Surgical precision, every word's a slice

01:28:28.069 --> 01:28:31.430
Hypocrisy exposed under studio lights Instagram

01:28:31.430 --> 01:28:34.409
filters, they mask the truth Hoppy's here to

01:28:34.409 --> 01:28:36.779
school em, welcome to the booth Yeah, Hoppy's

01:28:36.779 --> 01:28:40.079
got no leash, no chain Speakin' what he feels,

01:28:40.159 --> 01:28:43.560
never playin' a game No Kardashian can spin his

01:28:43.560 --> 01:28:48.439
name On this mic he reigns, untamed Where the

01:28:48.439 --> 01:28:50.680
truth gets aired Hoppy breakin' down the hype,

01:28:50.739 --> 01:28:53.819
y 'all beware Fake smile, fake lies, fake drama

01:28:53.819 --> 01:28:56.619
they choose No talent required, it's Kardashian

01:28:56.619 --> 01:29:00.439
news Shown it up, it's Hoppy, now what's hot?

01:29:01.239 --> 01:29:15.770
Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Oh, yeah. Eight,

01:29:15.829 --> 01:29:20.470
five, six. Eight, five, six, four, nine, four,

01:29:20.569 --> 01:29:23.189
six, seven, seven, three. All right. What's going

01:29:23.189 --> 01:29:38.770
on with the Kardashians? Kourtney Kardashian

01:29:38.770 --> 01:29:41.789
and Khloe Kardashian have a few words for their

01:29:41.789 --> 01:29:45.189
little sister. After Kylie Jenner posted a picture

01:29:45.189 --> 01:29:47.829
of herself posing with grandma Mary Jo Campbell,

01:29:48.050 --> 01:29:50.810
mom Kris Jenner, and sister Kim Kardashian for

01:29:50.810 --> 01:29:53.310
Mother's Day, her older sisters are now calling

01:29:53.310 --> 01:29:58.939
her out for allegedly cropping them out. In the

01:29:58.939 --> 01:30:01.699
comments of the May 11th IG post, Kourtney writes,

01:30:01.960 --> 01:30:04.460
did you crop me out? To which Kylie replies,

01:30:04.880 --> 01:30:07.180
crop, have you ever heard of Facetune vanish?

01:30:07.840 --> 01:30:11.720
Wow, you're an outer millennial. And Kourtney

01:30:11.720 --> 01:30:13.859
was clearly amused by the response, writing,

01:30:14.100 --> 01:30:16.060
I was going to say I think I was sitting right

01:30:16.060 --> 01:30:19.119
next to you. I'm actually LOLing. No, you're

01:30:19.119 --> 01:30:21.659
not. You guys are feuding like a bunch of cackling

01:30:21.659 --> 01:30:39.859
hens. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be right

01:30:39.859 --> 01:30:42.800
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:30:42.800 --> 01:30:48.199
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:30:48.199 --> 01:30:53.310
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:30:53.310 --> 01:30:55.289
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:30:55.289 --> 01:30:57.989
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:30:57.989 --> 01:31:00.689
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:31:00.890 --> 01:31:04.810
so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Don't worry,

01:31:04.949 --> 01:31:08.170
Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. Oh, yeah.

01:31:08.210 --> 01:31:13.130
Here's New World Hustle with Fresh. Load. Can

01:31:13.130 --> 01:31:17.590
this load? Please load. I'll wait here all day.

01:31:18.270 --> 01:31:19.770
I don't know what's going on with the internet

01:31:19.770 --> 01:31:25.899
tonight. driving me nuts i'm going insane but

01:31:25.899 --> 01:32:16.039
here it is ready let's I'm fresh, falling to

01:32:16.039 --> 01:32:19.060
the death, three point range, following my steps,

01:32:19.239 --> 01:32:22.539
clear, plain, calling from a jet, I could go

01:32:22.539 --> 01:32:23.420
for a ride, I could go for a ride, I could go

01:32:23.420 --> 01:32:25.079
for a ride Only Guatemala in the stack I spent

01:32:25.079 --> 01:32:27.140
a hundred on the wrist, another hundred on the

01:32:27.140 --> 01:32:30.680
chain I'm so, so fresh, money in the thing Louis

01:32:30.680 --> 01:32:33.000
and Jermaine, but one up in the same And the

01:32:33.000 --> 01:32:35.180
sun up in the flame, make it sunny in the rain

01:32:59.600 --> 01:33:03.220
And if I want it that bad, I'll take that A few

01:33:03.220 --> 01:33:05.779
people from a pad, y 'all hatin' that Ain't that

01:33:05.779 --> 01:33:09.420
true? Big Dame and that's cool DJ Smooth killin'

01:33:09.560 --> 01:33:12.239
what you gon' do See, I'm the rude boy, yeah,

01:33:12.239 --> 01:33:15.159
the big thing got a Bitch shiny track, my clue

01:33:15.159 --> 01:33:18.279
is polished Hydro, I got it, flow old to chronic

01:33:18.279 --> 01:33:20.600
Flow hoes through, these suckas ain't know who

01:33:20.600 --> 01:33:23.859
Ever supposed to even take that shit too Runnin'

01:33:23.859 --> 01:33:26.359
they whole crew, make it worth a stroll too See,

01:33:26.579 --> 01:33:29.500
you will lay with us I just play with her. Give

01:33:29.500 --> 01:33:31.520
me an hour, homie, you can spend the day with

01:33:31.520 --> 01:33:33.520
her. You take a shot and spend your money just

01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:35.779
to stay with her. She on the knees, homie, I

01:33:35.779 --> 01:33:38.420
ain't about to pray with her. My car is, my house

01:33:38.420 --> 01:33:41.880
is, everything that comes out my mouth is. We

01:33:41.880 --> 01:33:47.380
G -O -U -T -I -E, we G -O -U -T -I -E. My car

01:33:47.380 --> 01:33:51.319
is, my chain is, next is my watch and my ring

01:33:51.319 --> 01:34:11.319
is. 2 million, 3 million, 4 million 5 million,

01:34:11.439 --> 01:34:55.590
6 million, 7 million mic was off oh yeah that

01:34:55.590 --> 01:34:57.329
was the best one second of radio you've never

01:34:57.329 --> 01:35:00.649
heard because it was not being recorded oh yeah

01:35:00.649 --> 01:35:05.649
that was new world hustle with fresh now let's

01:35:05.649 --> 01:35:10.060
i'll get back to the show but real quick Right

01:35:10.060 --> 01:35:12.300
here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese from

01:35:12.300 --> 01:35:15.000
the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're listening

01:35:15.000 --> 01:35:19.159
to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on

01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:21.380
the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people

01:35:21.380 --> 01:35:23.300
add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.

01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:26.880
There is no nepotism here. Welcome back to Hoppy

01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:28.880
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yeah, we hate the John

01:35:28.880 --> 01:35:32.460
Show. The golden age of radio is alive and well

01:35:32.460 --> 01:35:38.380
on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to...

01:35:41.069 --> 01:36:12.579
Hello. Hello. Hello. Something completely different.

01:36:21.060 --> 01:36:46.760
It's happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it

01:36:46.760 --> 01:36:50.659
is. The most recent true radio show on the web.

01:36:50.739 --> 01:37:07.039
And the other stations are tuned in too. Nobody

01:37:07.039 --> 01:37:20.750
cares. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Nobody cares. No,

01:37:20.949 --> 01:37:27.310
no, no, no, no, nobody cares. Time for Late Night

01:37:27.310 --> 01:37:31.409
TV sucks to song. Late night panel, all fake

01:37:31.409 --> 01:37:35.310
smile. Same old soup, same old vibe. Same old

01:37:35.310 --> 01:37:39.310
joke, same old grin. Talking loud, saying thin.

01:37:39.590 --> 01:37:41.750
You got that cue card, that canned applause.

01:37:42.130 --> 01:37:47.930
Plastic outrage, paper thin claws. I change the

01:37:47.930 --> 01:37:50.789
channel and I don't regret you. You call it sharp,

01:37:50.989 --> 01:37:54.090
I call it bland. Finger pointing with a rented

01:37:54.090 --> 01:37:56.890
hand. Big laugh, small thought all day long.

01:37:57.329 --> 01:38:00.630
Home posing like they never wrong. Save it for

01:38:00.630 --> 01:38:27.069
the crowd. Save it for the ride home. Keep on

01:38:27.069 --> 01:38:31.750
pretending Still nobody cares There's smoke in

01:38:31.750 --> 01:38:34.810
the velvet chair Acting real deep with a glossy

01:38:34.810 --> 01:38:37.750
stare But the same old punchlines hit the floor

01:38:37.750 --> 01:38:41.770
Sounded fresh in 2004 You roast against your

01:38:41.770 --> 01:38:45.109
gringy brain Then cut to a laugh like a machine

01:38:45.109 --> 01:38:48.069
All night built on a safe little bite Little

01:38:48.069 --> 01:38:52.010
fake bite in a borrowed life You want a scandal,

01:38:52.130 --> 01:38:54.630
want a scene Want the whole thing neat, want

01:38:54.630 --> 01:39:31.960
the whole thing clean We'll be right back. 8

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-7 -3 -8 -5 -6 -7 - This is getting annoying.

01:40:10.810 --> 01:40:13.710
The five of us being here right now, obviously

01:40:13.710 --> 01:40:16.329
it's dangerous. It's not dangerous at all. You

01:40:16.329 --> 01:40:18.670
had all the late night show hosts sending off

01:40:18.670 --> 01:40:21.670
Colbert. They live in a bubble where because

01:40:21.670 --> 01:40:23.529
they have kind of a fan base, they think they

01:40:23.529 --> 01:40:27.850
matter, but they're so irrelevant. Jon Stewart

01:40:27.850 --> 01:40:32.029
is designated survivor. You're so funny, Colbert.

01:40:32.630 --> 01:40:35.630
Gee, I wonder why you're going out there. Someone

01:40:35.630 --> 01:40:38.289
has to survive for the president to be mad at.

01:40:38.850 --> 01:40:41.949
Wow. Talking about the president. Can you imagine

01:40:41.949 --> 01:40:44.550
that? Your whole life and your whole comedy routine

01:40:44.550 --> 01:40:48.470
revolves around Trump. Mmm. Did it ever occur

01:40:48.470 --> 01:40:52.010
to you that you'd be doing a job that the President

01:40:52.010 --> 01:40:53.869
of the United States would have strong feelings

01:40:53.869 --> 01:40:57.010
about? No. No? You know what's even weirder?

01:40:57.250 --> 01:41:00.069
We're doing a job that his wife has strong feelings

01:41:00.069 --> 01:41:05.029
about. You're so funny, Cabo. What is going on

01:41:05.029 --> 01:41:10.050
with comedy, man? I love how they claim. Mmm.

01:41:10.439 --> 01:41:14.119
Mm -hmm. They claim they don't need Trump. Yet

01:41:14.119 --> 01:41:16.880
all they talk about is him. You guys love him.

01:41:17.180 --> 01:41:19.720
Most of us have avoided that part. Yeah, that's

01:41:19.720 --> 01:41:21.760
true. Here we go again. Is there anything that

01:41:21.760 --> 01:41:24.399
we have not touched on? The outrage that your

01:41:24.399 --> 01:41:27.840
show is being thrown off the air? Oh, boo -hoo!

01:41:28.020 --> 01:41:31.779
He was losing money! What are you... God, this

01:41:31.779 --> 01:41:34.449
is the thing that drives me nuts! Yes, he had

01:41:34.449 --> 01:41:36.229
viewers. It wasn't like he had zero viewers.

01:41:36.390 --> 01:41:40.170
He was costing them money. Money. They lost $20

01:41:40.170 --> 01:41:43.710
million a year because of him. Of course he's

01:41:43.710 --> 01:41:49.630
going to get thrown off. You're a bitch. You

01:41:49.630 --> 01:41:55.630
guys have no idea. There's only seven more shows

01:41:55.630 --> 01:41:58.449
before Colbert's final episode airs next Thursday.

01:41:58.630 --> 01:42:00.590
Remember when Letterman went off air around this

01:42:00.590 --> 01:42:02.989
time 11 years ago and how big every night was

01:42:02.989 --> 01:42:07.010
like Don Rickles and Howard Stern. And maybe

01:42:07.010 --> 01:42:10.470
it was even like Joan Rivers. It was all the

01:42:10.470 --> 01:42:12.750
big names. And Colbert, it's like no one cares.

01:42:13.310 --> 01:42:15.970
And as you'd expect, Kimmel, Fallon. They're

01:42:15.970 --> 01:42:18.529
just such losers and they think their opinion

01:42:18.529 --> 01:42:21.289
matters, but their ratings are at a record low.

01:42:22.279 --> 01:42:24.500
It's like, you guys are dorks. Yeah, you're talented.

01:42:24.859 --> 01:42:28.979
Bye. John Oliver and Seth Meyers turned up the

01:42:28.979 --> 01:42:31.960
heat during this battle game. They're just so

01:42:31.960 --> 01:42:34.039
dorky. I don't know why I'm dorky, but at least

01:42:34.039 --> 01:42:36.579
I'm self -aware. They think they're, like, changing

01:42:36.579 --> 01:42:38.600
the world with their opinion. It's like, shut

01:42:38.600 --> 01:42:44.319
up. Bank each other? Make out with a guest on

01:42:44.319 --> 01:42:46.399
camera. Why would you look at me like that? Because

01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:47.760
I think you've made out with guests on camera.

01:42:47.840 --> 01:42:49.479
No, I think you just wanted to make out with

01:42:49.479 --> 01:42:54.659
me. Oh, there's Colbert and Jimmy Fallon making

01:42:54.659 --> 01:43:01.319
out. Riveting stuff. It's so weird, man. I don't

01:43:01.319 --> 01:43:05.119
understand it. I feel like I'm missing out on

01:43:05.119 --> 01:43:07.140
something. Because all the liberals love these

01:43:07.140 --> 01:43:11.680
shows and laugh. I think it's unwatchable. Have

01:43:11.680 --> 01:43:13.399
you guys ever made out with a guest on camera?

01:43:13.520 --> 01:43:17.420
Yeah. Regis once. Not only did I kiss. And then

01:43:17.420 --> 01:43:20.300
he came. See, I'm not homophobic. I don't, but

01:43:20.300 --> 01:43:22.119
this is like, what are you doing? They're making

01:43:22.119 --> 01:43:25.039
out with dudes. What are you doing? Regis, he

01:43:25.039 --> 01:43:27.859
chewed my gum. Regis kissed me on the top of

01:43:27.859 --> 01:43:31.760
the head. Martin Short, we're on. Martin Short's

01:43:31.760 --> 01:43:38.300
another annoying dude. What is up with these

01:43:38.300 --> 01:43:42.239
late night talk shows kissing dudes? Sounds like

01:43:42.239 --> 01:43:44.180
you weren't kissing the executive enough to keep

01:43:44.180 --> 01:43:55.029
your job. Alright, hoppy soups. Maybe a mouth

01:43:55.029 --> 01:44:16.350
hug would have helped. I got it. MJ to Kobe,

01:44:16.550 --> 01:44:18.789
legends in the game. So I thought this was ridiculous.

01:44:19.149 --> 01:44:23.350
Rest in peace to Brandon Clark. But everyone's

01:44:23.350 --> 01:44:26.350
going around online saying that he was a drug

01:44:26.350 --> 01:44:30.050
addict because he had possession of Kratom. Rise

01:44:30.050 --> 01:44:32.779
and fall. And this was absolutely infuriating

01:44:32.779 --> 01:44:35.399
to me because it gives Kratom a bad name. In

01:44:35.399 --> 01:44:38.960
Florida, it has helped out so many people. And

01:44:38.960 --> 01:44:41.340
then you get pulled over and arrested in Arkansas

01:44:41.340 --> 01:44:44.260
for having him. This is how backwards and how

01:44:44.260 --> 01:44:46.579
messed up this country is. That poor Brandon

01:44:46.579 --> 01:44:49.340
Clark felt shame for having something that's

01:44:49.340 --> 01:44:52.500
legal in Minnesota, Illinois, North Carolina,

01:44:52.539 --> 01:44:55.279
Florida. I thought that was absolutely sickening.

01:44:55.739 --> 01:45:00.039
And the sad part is Brandon Clark dying and him

01:45:00.170 --> 01:45:02.409
having the arrest for Kratom. Now everyone's

01:45:02.409 --> 01:45:04.069
going to think Kratom's the worst thing ever.

01:45:04.229 --> 01:45:07.329
The same thing that happened with Matthew Perry

01:45:07.329 --> 01:45:10.010
and Ketamine. I have so many friends that Ketamine

01:45:10.010 --> 01:45:12.890
has helped. But because Matthew Perry did it,

01:45:12.909 --> 01:45:16.430
but he did enough for like five horses. This

01:45:16.430 --> 01:45:18.850
is what drives me nuts about the news is they

01:45:18.850 --> 01:45:21.970
don't go, well, he was, you know, doing too much

01:45:21.970 --> 01:45:25.050
of it. Do your own research and realize it ain't

01:45:25.050 --> 01:45:30.640
that bad. Rest in peace, Brandon Clark. All right.

01:45:31.000 --> 01:45:34.979
Here's Jason Tatum talking about his Achilles

01:45:34.979 --> 01:45:38.199
tear. You know, every specialist I've talked

01:45:38.199 --> 01:45:39.960
to would say they'd be lying if they could tell

01:45:39.960 --> 01:45:45.920
you exactly why it happens. I remember the very

01:45:45.920 --> 01:45:49.199
next day I got my MRI. I asked the doctor and

01:45:49.199 --> 01:45:53.100
I was like, if I got an MRI the day before, would

01:45:53.100 --> 01:45:55.199
you have been able to, you know, tell me that

01:45:55.199 --> 01:45:58.460
I was in risk? And he was like, honestly, you

01:45:58.460 --> 01:46:00.739
might not want to hear this, but your tendon

01:46:00.739 --> 01:46:03.739
looks perfectly healthy. It was just an unlucky.

01:46:04.279 --> 01:46:06.659
All right, so it was unlucky. And then here is

01:46:06.659 --> 01:46:10.899
the murder. Alonzo Ball being a reason he went

01:46:10.899 --> 01:46:13.000
to Chicago. I remember before I went to Chicago.

01:46:13.720 --> 01:46:15.520
That was a bust, man. I thought they were going

01:46:15.520 --> 01:46:18.000
to do better. I was hesitant on even going because

01:46:18.000 --> 01:46:20.039
I was like, they don't even have a point guard.

01:46:20.279 --> 01:46:25.380
Like, I'm not. No. All right. Well, I'm going

01:46:25.380 --> 01:46:28.180
to come. He's really well -spoken. Point guard.

01:46:28.279 --> 01:46:30.399
I mean, give us a couple days, we're going to

01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:32.600
get a point guard. And they told me the options.

01:46:33.100 --> 01:46:34.920
And Zoe was one of them. I'm like, if y 'all

01:46:34.920 --> 01:46:37.619
get Zoe. Yeah, Alonzo Ball, his injuries really

01:46:37.619 --> 01:46:39.720
stops him from being like a Derek Fisher type

01:46:39.720 --> 01:46:42.359
of player. Like, not like an all -star, but a

01:46:42.359 --> 01:46:44.680
bowler. A shot. I'll call her. 100%. I'll come.

01:46:44.819 --> 01:46:47.100
All right. All right. There you go. And then

01:46:47.100 --> 01:46:49.960
there's this annoying streamer. I had a hard

01:46:49.960 --> 01:46:53.020
time saying that. Mm -hmm. Don't even know what

01:46:53.020 --> 01:46:57.300
his name is. But the NBA refs, Tony Brothers,

01:46:57.520 --> 01:47:04.840
he was walking to his hotel after the game four

01:47:04.840 --> 01:47:06.699
of the Thunder versus Lakers where the Lakers

01:47:06.699 --> 01:47:08.840
got swept. And there were some questionable calls

01:47:08.840 --> 01:47:14.140
like there always are. And this streamer interrogated

01:47:14.140 --> 01:47:25.050
Tony Brothers. You're annoying, dude. I bet you

01:47:25.050 --> 01:47:27.369
didn't even know who the Lakers were six years

01:47:27.369 --> 01:47:39.149
ago. Yeah, they're definitely not going to let

01:47:39.149 --> 01:47:46.180
the refs walk in public again. I am a moron.

01:47:46.460 --> 01:47:48.420
It ain't that deep, dude. The Lakers don't care

01:47:48.420 --> 01:47:56.779
about you. Oh, yeah. Got 122 days until the NFL

01:47:56.779 --> 01:48:02.800
returns. I'm very excited. Also... That means

01:48:02.800 --> 01:48:05.659
that there's going to be the thing that's known

01:48:05.659 --> 01:48:08.800
as the winner. So I have this new thing now that

01:48:08.800 --> 01:48:10.779
whenever I think of the NFL, I think of cold

01:48:10.779 --> 01:48:13.180
weather and whatnot. So I'm not really rushing

01:48:13.180 --> 01:48:15.779
for the NFL to return. But I do kind of miss

01:48:15.779 --> 01:48:20.539
the community that happens when the NFL is going

01:48:20.539 --> 01:48:26.140
on. But first, you can call the show. 856 -49

01:48:26.140 --> 01:48:33.220
-HOPPY. 856 -494 -6773. You're tweeting me at

01:48:33.220 --> 01:48:38.239
RyanHoppyRadio. Always email me, RyanHoppyRadio

01:48:38.239 --> 01:48:41.640
at gmail .com. But before we get to these headlines

01:48:41.640 --> 01:48:44.779
about Eli Manning and Dave Poinoy critiquing

01:48:44.779 --> 01:48:47.479
Justin Herbert and this creepy rookie quarterback

01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:50.399
on the Ravens, Diego Pavia being creepy around

01:48:50.399 --> 01:49:03.569
girls, let's let this music finish up. There's

01:49:03.569 --> 01:49:05.789
Dave Portnoy critiquing Justin Herbert being

01:49:05.789 --> 01:49:08.010
in Madison Beer's music video. I think we have

01:49:08.010 --> 01:49:12.039
an epidemic in the NFL. I really do. And my epidemic

01:49:12.039 --> 01:49:14.920
is quarterbacks who are acting like they've won

01:49:14.920 --> 01:49:16.760
Super Bowls. I don't want to sound like the guy

01:49:16.760 --> 01:49:19.739
who's on later. You know, people like when I

01:49:19.739 --> 01:49:21.859
ranted about this, the Colin Coward, like, tell

01:49:21.859 --> 01:49:23.520
us how you feel about quarterbacks wearing their

01:49:23.520 --> 01:49:29.060
hats backwards. But I do feel like we have quarterbacks

01:49:29.060 --> 01:49:31.479
acting like they've won things before they've

01:49:31.479 --> 01:49:33.500
won things. I get it. You got a beautiful girlfriend.

01:49:33.659 --> 01:49:36.300
She's great. But Joe Burrow, he dresses like

01:49:36.300 --> 01:49:38.880
some crazy person. He's showing up to these events.

01:49:39.340 --> 01:49:45.640
I remember a guy by the name of Tom Brady who

01:49:45.640 --> 01:49:49.159
does that now. Tom Brady is everywhere now. He

01:49:49.159 --> 01:49:54.130
was nowhere before he won some Super Bowls. You

01:49:54.130 --> 01:49:56.390
got to win first before you do this. I want my

01:49:56.390 --> 01:49:58.869
coach. How coked up is Dave Poinoy right now?

01:49:59.189 --> 01:50:02.770
I want my quarterbacks. I want all the guys I

01:50:02.770 --> 01:50:06.050
need. No offseason distractions. In the weight

01:50:06.050 --> 01:50:09.050
room. In the films. I mean, that is a good point.

01:50:09.210 --> 01:50:10.930
Because you know Herbert's going to go like 10

01:50:10.930 --> 01:50:13.170
-8 and then lose in the first round of the playoffs.

01:50:13.409 --> 01:50:15.850
Here is Eli Manning talking about the infamous

01:50:15.850 --> 01:50:18.989
Miami boat trip that Odell Beckham and the team

01:50:18.989 --> 01:50:21.250
went on before the playoff game. When you guys

01:50:21.250 --> 01:50:24.340
win that game. And those guys go on that trip.

01:50:25.199 --> 01:50:27.180
Two things. I have two questions for you. One,

01:50:27.279 --> 01:50:30.800
were you invited? And two, do you think it really

01:50:30.800 --> 01:50:32.439
had that big of an effect on what people say

01:50:32.439 --> 01:50:36.079
it is for the Giants? No. No and no. I was not

01:50:36.079 --> 01:50:38.560
invited. I was not invited on the boys' trip

01:50:38.560 --> 01:50:40.760
to Miami. It wouldn't have gone in any way, I

01:50:40.760 --> 01:50:44.180
don't think. But, yeah, I mean, here it is. Obviously,

01:50:44.380 --> 01:50:46.699
I don't think they prepared to go to Miami. They're

01:50:46.699 --> 01:50:48.960
all on a boat in jeans and Timberlands. Yeah.

01:50:51.140 --> 01:50:55.460
I think it was a last second deal. You know,

01:50:55.479 --> 01:50:57.239
I think they went out all night. So, like, yeah,

01:50:57.340 --> 01:50:59.100
I mean, it's just a bad look. It's like, hey,

01:50:59.159 --> 01:51:01.079
we're in the playoffs. We're ready. Like, we

01:51:01.079 --> 01:51:04.260
want to make a run. Oh, yeah, but first, let's

01:51:04.260 --> 01:51:08.720
go on a Sunday night, Monday, Miami, just stay

01:51:08.720 --> 01:51:11.000
up all night, get focused. So, obviously, they're

01:51:11.000 --> 01:51:13.899
back. I mean, they're back on, I don't know if

01:51:13.899 --> 01:51:15.659
they came back Monday night. We have an off day

01:51:15.659 --> 01:51:17.600
Tuesday. You're back at practice Wednesday. So,

01:51:17.640 --> 01:51:19.180
they have time. They're young. They have time

01:51:19.180 --> 01:51:21.399
to heal up or whatever. It's just kind of the

01:51:21.399 --> 01:51:25.260
psyche around it. Yeah, he's defending them enough.

01:51:25.399 --> 01:51:27.939
It's playoff time. Let's take it another notch,

01:51:28.140 --> 01:51:31.619
get more focused. There you go. And I just heard

01:51:31.619 --> 01:51:34.100
about this guy. Diego Pavia is like this guy

01:51:34.100 --> 01:51:36.619
that represented himself in the NFL draft. Didn't

01:51:36.619 --> 01:51:38.260
get drafted. Now he's on the practice squad.

01:51:38.600 --> 01:51:40.260
And he seems like he's trying to be more like

01:51:40.260 --> 01:51:42.600
a neon clavicular than an NFL quarterback, which

01:51:42.600 --> 01:51:43.920
is smart because he's not very good and he's

01:51:43.920 --> 01:51:46.979
short. And there is a girl that always live streams

01:51:46.979 --> 01:51:51.319
for the UFC. And Diego was hitting on her. I

01:51:51.319 --> 01:51:55.319
work with the UFC. So, yeah. And I know John

01:51:55.319 --> 01:51:58.500
and all these guys. I'm live streaming just so

01:51:58.500 --> 01:52:00.770
you know. My camera's on. And then he keeps talking

01:52:00.770 --> 01:52:03.569
to her. Just so you know. And then he starts

01:52:03.569 --> 01:52:08.170
to touch her shoulder. No, it's good to not hit

01:52:08.170 --> 01:52:19.489
on me. Loser! That hot piece of ass didn't know

01:52:19.489 --> 01:52:25.170
anything. What the fuck was that interaction?

01:52:25.489 --> 01:52:30.260
No. He thinks he's so cool and he's not. He's

01:52:30.260 --> 01:52:32.960
got that high school during COVID attitude. And

01:52:32.960 --> 01:52:36.399
then here he is catcalling women while eating

01:52:36.399 --> 01:52:45.359
Chipotle outside. Man, he's a moron. He's walking

01:52:45.359 --> 01:52:48.359
CTE. Trying to get a walk over here. It's like

01:52:48.359 --> 01:52:50.399
if a middle schooler became a high school quarterback.

01:52:50.539 --> 01:52:52.680
Watch out for Diego Pavia. There's going to be

01:52:52.680 --> 01:52:55.899
some charges soon. You don't have that motion.

01:52:56.020 --> 01:52:59.619
What? No, no, no. Moose, tell me I have a good

01:52:59.619 --> 01:53:01.619
game, please. I promise I will not support that.

01:53:02.220 --> 01:53:07.399
Hey, hey, hey. And he is like, he makes Johnny

01:53:07.399 --> 01:53:10.140
Mansell look like him. What? Are you trying to...

01:53:10.140 --> 01:53:12.039
At least, man, it's all tried. Is that your way

01:53:12.039 --> 01:53:15.920
of... Yeah, like, what? Is that your way of calling...

01:53:15.920 --> 01:53:20.500
All right. Yeah, dude, I wouldn't even try to

01:53:20.500 --> 01:53:22.979
be in the NFL. I would just be a streamer. Admit

01:53:22.979 --> 01:53:27.140
you're a douchebag. And that is all you're good

01:53:27.140 --> 01:53:33.479
for. Hey, yo. Yo. Motherfuckers. I'm gonna kill

01:53:33.479 --> 01:53:38.239
them. Motherfuckers. I hate them. Hey, yo. Yo.

01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:41.659
yo static crackles poppy on the air spilling

01:53:41.659 --> 01:53:44.739
radio secrets man he don't care airing out the

01:53:44.739 --> 01:53:48.239
closet skeletons in pairs dj drama he's the one

01:53:48.239 --> 01:53:51.199
who dares program director scheming in the back

01:53:51.199 --> 01:53:54.500
rooms payola playlist rigged like monsoon fake

01:53:54.500 --> 01:53:57.239
callers on the line they rehearse too soon breaking

01:53:57.239 --> 01:54:00.489
news Cardi B and Stefan Diggs are back together.

01:54:01.310 --> 01:54:04.050
Man, she has a car chasing hags. She wasn't with

01:54:04.050 --> 01:54:20.949
him during that court case. He's the voice of

01:54:20.949 --> 01:54:24.770
the FM fizz. Mic in hand, cutting through veneers.

01:54:25.050 --> 01:54:45.409
Pulling cards, no regard for... Oh, yeah. All

01:54:45.409 --> 01:54:49.310
right. First of all, Ted Whistle is joining the

01:54:49.310 --> 01:54:51.810
WDVE Morning Show. I love that name for radio.

01:54:52.590 --> 01:54:56.939
Ted Whistle. Mm -hmm. Also, WDVE has got one

01:54:56.939 --> 01:54:59.260
of the best morning shows around. This is sad

01:54:59.260 --> 01:55:04.680
news. Dave Ryan from KDWB in Minneapolis. Been

01:55:04.680 --> 01:55:09.319
there for 33 years. He is retiring. I'm telling

01:55:09.319 --> 01:55:11.539
you right now. Let me turn on the music. I have

01:55:11.539 --> 01:55:14.260
an official endorsement of who should replace

01:55:14.260 --> 01:55:19.300
Dave Ryan. Intern John, who was at Hot 99 .5

01:55:19.300 --> 01:55:22.600
for 14 years and then also did radio in Des Moines,

01:55:22.699 --> 01:55:27.859
but began as an intern with Dave Ryan. Intern

01:55:27.859 --> 01:55:31.960
John was just let go from Hot 99 .5. And if I

01:55:31.960 --> 01:55:34.920
were iHeartMedia and I were a program director.

01:55:36.140 --> 01:55:38.720
I would bring back your morning show with Intern

01:55:38.720 --> 01:55:42.340
John and Shelby SOS and his crew and import them

01:55:42.340 --> 01:55:45.180
to Minneapolis. Why? Because that's where Intern

01:55:45.180 --> 01:55:47.680
John began. Also, we need more millennials in

01:55:47.680 --> 01:55:51.500
radio. And also, he's from Minneapolis, so it

01:55:51.500 --> 01:55:57.840
makes sense. Love you, Intern John. All right.

01:55:58.180 --> 01:56:01.840
I saw this headline here. Salem Media. Got bought

01:56:01.840 --> 01:56:03.479
out. I used to work there, that conservative

01:56:03.479 --> 01:56:07.159
company. They got bought out by Waterstone, another

01:56:07.159 --> 01:56:09.000
Christian company, and they're going to be private.

01:56:09.640 --> 01:56:14.760
They were bought out for a dollar a share. Now,

01:56:14.899 --> 01:56:20.420
when I manically quit Beasley Media Group, and

01:56:20.420 --> 01:56:25.510
I was out of radio. Salem media took a chance

01:56:25.510 --> 01:56:27.989
on me, so I'll never ever talk smack about them

01:56:27.989 --> 01:56:30.590
there, but some of those opinions they said,

01:56:30.649 --> 01:56:35.189
man, and the anger behind the scenes. But there

01:56:35.189 --> 01:56:39.729
was one person that I will always respect, Mike

01:56:39.729 --> 01:56:42.850
Gallagher, who's in like 150 cities. I agree

01:56:42.850 --> 01:56:46.529
with nothing the man says, but... He has a talk

01:56:46.529 --> 01:56:48.550
show. A lot of the conservative talk show hosts

01:56:48.550 --> 01:56:50.810
were like journalists turned talk shows. Mike

01:56:50.810 --> 01:56:54.250
Gallagher was a radio and TV host first and then

01:56:54.250 --> 01:56:55.930
went into the conservative field. So even though

01:56:55.930 --> 01:56:58.250
I disagreed with everything he said, like I thought

01:56:58.250 --> 01:57:02.909
Charlie Kirk's podcast was terrible, but I did

01:57:02.909 --> 01:57:04.609
like Mike Gallagher's show when I worked there.

01:57:04.670 --> 01:57:07.170
And here he is saying how show prep has changed

01:57:07.170 --> 01:57:09.649
over the years. Show prep, I think all of us

01:57:09.649 --> 01:57:13.819
would admit, is now... Truly 24 -7 with social

01:57:13.819 --> 01:57:17.760
media. There was a time, first years out of the

01:57:17.760 --> 01:57:20.420
gate for me, it was an hour or two before the

01:57:20.420 --> 01:57:22.140
show. You'd prep and you'd look at the front

01:57:22.140 --> 01:57:24.619
page of the Dayton Daily News and you'd circle

01:57:24.619 --> 01:57:27.439
articles and you'd do not anymore. Now it's something

01:57:27.439 --> 01:57:30.340
you see at midnight on X. Or you see something

01:57:30.340 --> 01:57:33.159
on TikTok. That's me 24 -7. And you send it to

01:57:33.159 --> 01:57:35.520
your producer and say, I need that video. And

01:57:35.520 --> 01:57:37.300
you just do it constantly. And I can kind of

01:57:37.300 --> 01:57:39.079
relate to the fatigue factor because there's

01:57:39.079 --> 01:57:41.460
never a break. Go on vacation. There's never,

01:57:41.579 --> 01:57:44.399
for me at least. I mean, I feel that when I went

01:57:44.399 --> 01:57:46.100
to Chicago and Minneapolis, I still recorded

01:57:46.100 --> 01:57:48.899
my shows. Never disconnect and never unplug because

01:57:48.899 --> 01:57:52.649
it's a fire hose of information. It really is.

01:57:52.789 --> 01:57:54.949
Because you've got to be well -versed in just

01:57:54.949 --> 01:57:57.869
about everything that can come up. Sailor Mania,

01:57:57.930 --> 01:57:59.850
I'm not a big fan, but Mike Gallagher, I love

01:57:59.850 --> 01:58:05.029
you. All right. If you're listening in Fresno,

01:58:05.109 --> 01:58:10.210
I'm going to go longer. Search Hoppy Radio to

01:58:10.210 --> 01:58:14.489
hear that, but not back to the music. We'll be

01:58:14.489 --> 01:58:31.960
right back. Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

01:58:31.960 --> 01:58:34.199
Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

01:58:34.199 --> 01:58:37.720
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:58:37.720 --> 01:58:44.760
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

01:58:44.760 --> 01:58:47.640
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:58:47.640 --> 01:58:49.939
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:58:49.939 --> 01:58:52.720
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:58:52.720 --> 01:58:55.159
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:58:56.670 --> 01:58:59.149
Don't worry, Fresno. Copy Hour will be right

01:58:59.149 --> 01:59:03.390
back. What song do I feel like playing? First

01:59:03.390 --> 01:59:05.430
of all, go to my website, R -Y -A -N -H -O -P

01:59:05.430 --> 01:59:07.930
-P -E radio .com. Everything I talk about on

01:59:07.930 --> 01:59:11.250
this show is posted there because I care about

01:59:11.250 --> 01:59:14.890
you. I really do. We have not played this song

01:59:14.890 --> 01:59:16.579
in a minute. Today's been a little more music

01:59:16.579 --> 01:59:19.659
-oriented. Usually, I rush through the show,

01:59:19.699 --> 01:59:21.539
then I'm done with work by 3 p .m., and then

01:59:21.539 --> 01:59:24.640
I have an existential crisis. This, by me doing

01:59:24.640 --> 01:59:27.500
the show, prolongs the existential crisis. Now,

01:59:27.539 --> 01:59:30.739
we got one hour and 59 minutes and 30 seconds,

01:59:30.880 --> 01:59:33.319
so we got 29 seconds left on the feed for Fresno.

01:59:34.100 --> 01:59:45.640
27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17. 16,

01:59:45.819 --> 01:59:56.199
15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4. I love

01:59:56.199 --> 02:00:04.119
you, Fresno. Mm -hmm. Here is Pitbull and Avant

02:00:04.119 --> 02:00:11.880
with Damn. Load. Can this load? Please load.

02:00:13.000 --> 02:00:15.800
I'll put a... I'll bang you from behind and put

02:00:15.800 --> 02:00:19.779
out a big load. My mom's friends listen to this

02:00:19.779 --> 02:00:22.220
show. Isn't it frightening? I feel bad for them.

02:00:22.279 --> 02:00:24.260
They used to change my diaper. Now I talk about

02:00:24.260 --> 02:00:41.859
big loads. We'll be right back. Hang on. She's

02:00:41.859 --> 02:00:47.680
so good, so fine, baby, I like it Five plus five,

02:00:47.739 --> 02:00:53.079
five times two, ten Five plus five, five times

02:00:53.079 --> 02:00:56.239
two, ten She's pretty in the face, so sexy in

02:00:56.239 --> 02:00:58.260
the waist And I'm really tryna get down to it

02:00:58.260 --> 02:01:00.279
Got me on something else, cause she feelin' herself

02:01:00.279 --> 02:01:02.239
And she's tellin' me she really wanna do this

02:01:02.239 --> 02:01:07.560
This girl is straight, so I'm a magazine Overcover

02:01:07.560 --> 02:01:10.159
or smooth, I'm that dude I'm tryna give it to

02:01:10.159 --> 02:01:13.270
you She's dangerous Like a fire to a match, she's

02:01:13.270 --> 02:01:17.109
burning up I ain't no amateur Baby, I hope you

02:01:17.109 --> 02:01:20.130
got stamina Cause I can be your fitness coach

02:01:20.130 --> 02:01:24.189
And I work for free I know how far we can go

02:01:24.189 --> 02:01:28.949
Six, six, six, six Damn, look at shorty, look

02:01:28.949 --> 02:01:33.170
at shorty She's so good, so hot Just the way

02:01:33.170 --> 02:01:36.909
you like it, baby Damn, look at shorty, look

02:01:36.909 --> 02:02:05.020
at shorty She's so good, so hot I was like, mama,

02:02:05.060 --> 02:02:07.399
let's play monkey in the mirror. You know me,

02:02:07.500 --> 02:02:10.569
I'm a little, I'm a Take a stretch to her legs

02:02:10.569 --> 02:02:13.350
like we be You lookin' at the Chico or Jay -Z

02:02:13.350 --> 02:02:15.829
Yeah, that's right Damn, I think she wants me

02:02:15.829 --> 02:02:19.210
Damn, I think she needs me Damn, I think she

02:02:19.210 --> 02:02:24.609
wants me Baby, we easy Damn, look at Shawty,

02:02:24.710 --> 02:02:28.670
look at her She's so good, so fine, we are like

02:02:28.670 --> 02:02:34.010
this Damn, look at Shawty, Shawty sexy She's

02:02:34.010 --> 02:02:42.380
so good, so fine, we are just like this Five

02:02:42.380 --> 02:03:09.960
plus five, five times two, ten. I'm tryna give

02:03:09.960 --> 02:03:12.840
it to you You're hazardous When you jump in a

02:03:12.840 --> 02:03:15.680
ride, you can grab my clutch If you're feeling

02:03:15.680 --> 02:03:19.380
that Girl, let's take it to the back We don't

02:03:19.380 --> 02:03:22.119
have to leave the spot Stay right in the parking

02:03:22.119 --> 02:03:25.880
lot Then it all repeats Sex, sweet, sex, sweet

02:03:25.880 --> 02:03:30.779
Oh, damn Look at shorty She was so good as all

02:03:30.779 --> 02:03:36.739
Just the way I like it, baby Damn Look at shorty

02:03:50.260 --> 02:04:06.880
We are in garbage time right now. Oh, what do

02:04:06.880 --> 02:04:10.939
I want to press? Let's do this. All right here.

02:04:11.159 --> 02:04:13.300
Hey, it's Scott Rizzuto from The Riz Show in

02:04:13.300 --> 02:04:15.760
St. Louis, and you're listening to my man, Ryan

02:04:15.760 --> 02:04:19.619
Hoppy, on the Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. If this doesn't

02:04:19.619 --> 02:04:22.020
make you think, laugh, or yell at your speakers,

02:04:22.220 --> 02:04:25.260
are you even listening? Hoppy Hour with Ryan

02:04:25.260 --> 02:04:40.970
Hoppy is back. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Something

02:04:40.970 --> 02:05:28.899
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

02:05:28.899 --> 02:05:37.119
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

02:05:37.119 --> 02:05:41.359
it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.

02:05:41.399 --> 02:06:06.819
The other stations are tuned in too. The city's

02:06:06.819 --> 02:06:35.720
crazy moves Load. This is going to be the show

02:06:35.720 --> 02:06:39.100
called Loads. Can this fucking video load already?

02:06:39.260 --> 02:06:47.479
Jesus Christ. Been waiting all day. Load. A Sarasota

02:06:47.479 --> 02:06:50.260
woman is sentenced to 14 months in federal prison

02:06:50.260 --> 02:06:52.399
after making online threats against President

02:06:52.399 --> 02:06:55.640
Trump. Loser! As much as I don't like Trump,

02:06:55.659 --> 02:06:58.520
what a waste of time. Prosecutors say 41 -year

02:06:58.520 --> 02:07:01.300
-old Desiree Sigari posted threatening TikTok

02:07:01.300 --> 02:07:03.600
videos, including calls for violence against

02:07:03.600 --> 02:07:06.600
MAGA supporters last September. That is a long

02:07:06.600 --> 02:07:08.619
time. 14 months for something stupid like that.

02:07:08.659 --> 02:07:12.420
She'll regret it. I'm Chad Mills in Tampa, where

02:07:12.420 --> 02:07:15.239
negotiations for a new Rays stadium are capturing

02:07:15.239 --> 02:07:18.039
the attention of one of Florida's most outspoken,

02:07:18.039 --> 02:07:22.300
well -known billionaires, John Morgan. Who's

02:07:22.300 --> 02:07:24.439
more annoying, John Morgan or frickin' Rays?

02:07:24.859 --> 02:07:27.319
I would still put my money up for baseball, but

02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:31.000
only in Orlando. Attorney John Morgan stepping

02:07:31.000 --> 02:07:33.539
up to the plate in the sweepstakes for the Tampa

02:07:33.539 --> 02:07:36.300
Bay Rays. He's such a boomer. If you asked somebody,

02:07:36.479 --> 02:07:38.319
what does a boomer look like? It's John Wayne.

02:07:38.840 --> 02:07:41.659
In an interview with Orlando's ABC station, the

02:07:41.659 --> 02:07:44.079
billionaire attorney said he's very close with

02:07:44.079 --> 02:07:46.020
one of the Rays' new owners, and he'd put up

02:07:46.020 --> 02:07:50.300
some of his own money to bring the team to Orlando

02:07:50.300 --> 02:07:53.210
if the plan to move the team to Tampa. falls

02:07:53.210 --> 02:07:56.329
apart and morgan believes there is a chance that'll

02:07:56.329 --> 02:07:59.449
happen it is gonna happen they keep delaying

02:07:59.449 --> 02:08:01.590
it it's not necessarily a lock they don't have

02:08:01.590 --> 02:08:03.149
the votes over there and the lightning wants

02:08:03.149 --> 02:08:06.069
stuff and the bucks want stuff and and this is

02:08:06.069 --> 02:08:08.890
where it could still be all right dang i'm fucking

02:08:08.890 --> 02:08:12.470
raised to give this shit anymore and there's

02:08:12.470 --> 02:08:15.510
this creepy headline let's just mute it load

02:08:15.510 --> 02:08:22.500
we're gonna do this together load load Can the

02:08:22.500 --> 02:08:25.399
video load? During a stop in downtown Tampa today,

02:08:25.500 --> 02:08:27.420
a Republican candidate for governor called for

02:08:27.420 --> 02:08:30.939
harsher penalties, harsher penalties, after a

02:08:30.939 --> 02:08:33.939
teen takeover Friday night. That wild gathering

02:08:33.939 --> 02:08:37.319
led to 22 people, some as young as 12 years old,

02:08:37.399 --> 02:08:41.199
facing criminal charges. Well, News Channel 8

02:08:41.199 --> 02:08:43.500
political reporter... Bunch of morons. Ty Russell

02:08:43.500 --> 02:08:45.899
is here after attending the news conference with

02:08:45.899 --> 02:08:48.500
James Fishback. Ty. Yes, they say the Republican

02:08:48.500 --> 02:08:51.199
hopeful says teens and young adults need some

02:08:51.199 --> 02:08:54.359
tough love after this event here. All right,

02:08:54.399 --> 02:08:56.380
so it's that creepy guy, James Fishback. I don't

02:08:56.380 --> 02:08:58.100
feel like hearing about him. I'm also getting

02:08:58.100 --> 02:09:00.460
a little bit of a caffeine crash. Time for Chicago

02:09:00.460 --> 02:09:24.680
news. Six. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these

02:09:24.680 --> 02:09:27.420
mics. All in ten heights, now the Senate get

02:09:27.420 --> 02:09:29.739
tight. From the berms to the block, that's a

02:09:29.739 --> 02:09:32.220
hell of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on

02:09:32.220 --> 02:09:35.180
the lights. He got callers on the line, trying

02:09:35.180 --> 02:09:37.979
to break they news. Side to the sticks, they

02:09:37.979 --> 02:09:40.520
relate to the views. Every segment like a story

02:09:40.520 --> 02:09:43.659
from the avenue. Slick, then he fat, shake the

02:09:43.659 --> 02:10:03.449
ass. What's going on? Could the Democratic National

02:10:03.449 --> 02:10:06.069
Convention come back to the Windy City? Or Terrence

02:10:06.069 --> 02:10:07.569
Lee breaks down what happened. It's perfect.

02:10:07.750 --> 02:10:11.760
By the way. I was in town for the DNC two years

02:10:11.760 --> 02:10:14.319
ago when my uncle Ken died and we had the funeral

02:10:14.319 --> 02:10:16.199
service in Chicago. It was a beautiful funeral.

02:10:16.319 --> 02:10:18.439
Very sad that my uncle died of leukemia. Fuck

02:10:18.439 --> 02:10:22.220
DNC! And I was like, you know what? This is when

02:10:22.220 --> 02:10:23.720
gas prices were cheaper. I was like, I want to

02:10:23.720 --> 02:10:28.020
go to the city and drive around. Of course, I

02:10:28.020 --> 02:10:29.640
forgot that the whole city would be shut down

02:10:29.640 --> 02:10:31.739
for the DNC, so I was stuck in Chicago traffic.

02:10:33.140 --> 02:10:35.619
Happened today, which could impact that decision.

02:10:37.280 --> 02:10:39.119
I'm tearing to see what Chicago's bid to do it.

02:10:39.140 --> 02:10:41.100
All right, so they'll probably get it. It's a

02:10:41.100 --> 02:10:43.220
perfect liberal city for them. They should have

02:10:43.220 --> 02:10:47.159
it in like Birmingham, Alabama. Fresno news time.

02:10:52.859 --> 02:10:55.380
Even though my Fresno affiliate won't hear this.

02:10:56.020 --> 02:11:05.260
Yeah. I'll be on the block dropping facts like

02:11:05.260 --> 02:11:07.859
boulders. Words cut sharply, the city on its

02:11:07.859 --> 02:11:10.539
shoulders. News so raw, unfiltered truth spray.

02:11:11.079 --> 02:11:13.979
Fresno's posting every word that he say. No sugar

02:11:13.979 --> 02:11:16.840
coat, no bow, no disguise. I'll be in the booth,

02:11:16.899 --> 02:12:23.069
Fresno, here's it live. Oh, Sean! Let me unmute

02:12:23.069 --> 02:12:25.880
YouTube. You can do a bingo card of that. Clovis

02:12:25.880 --> 02:12:28.600
police are cracking down on young e -bike riders

02:12:28.600 --> 02:12:31.640
in the city saying... Man, it sounds like Fresno's

02:12:31.640 --> 02:12:34.340
a little similar to Florida. So many e -bikers

02:12:34.340 --> 02:12:37.020
are out of control. The spike in recent incidents

02:12:37.020 --> 02:12:39.359
has caused their approach to change from education

02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:42.560
to accountability. All right, there you go. And

02:12:42.560 --> 02:12:47.000
let's end the show with Cleveland News. There's

02:12:47.000 --> 02:12:49.609
this weird existential thing I have. Especially

02:12:49.609 --> 02:12:51.170
when I'm done with work for the day, which is

02:12:51.170 --> 02:12:52.609
probably why I'm prolonging this and been doing

02:12:52.609 --> 02:12:54.850
this for two hours and 12 minutes. Mm -hmm. Where

02:12:54.850 --> 02:12:56.189
it's like, when it's over with, it's like the

02:12:56.189 --> 02:12:58.909
song, when it's over, there's a time I fell in

02:12:58.909 --> 02:13:03.149
love again. What I'm saying is like, damn, this

02:13:03.149 --> 02:13:05.810
show's almost over with. Mm -hmm. Closer to death.

02:13:06.630 --> 02:13:19.529
Ah! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy.

02:13:19.529 --> 02:13:22.170
Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy.

02:13:22.170 --> 02:13:24.649
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy.

02:13:24.890 --> 02:13:27.289
Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't gloves.

02:13:27.529 --> 02:13:30.229
Concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse.

02:13:30.510 --> 02:13:33.109
Downtown echoes the calves and faded calves past

02:13:33.109 --> 02:13:35.529
the preaching hustle. Corner kids trading maps

02:13:35.529 --> 02:13:38.850
where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps.

02:13:40.560 --> 02:13:43.500
Where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every

02:13:43.500 --> 02:13:46.760
crack, every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no

02:13:46.760 --> 02:13:49.859
draw Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law

02:13:49.859 --> 02:13:53.380
Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy

02:13:53.380 --> 02:13:56.020
pullin' cards, city troops lay bare Bar sharper

02:13:56.020 --> 02:13:58.699
than the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy

02:13:58.699 --> 02:14:02.420
as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static

02:14:02.420 --> 02:14:04.819
hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,

02:14:04.920 --> 02:14:08.399
pittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing

02:14:08.399 --> 02:14:30.699
the youth Uncut, unpopped He is the misfit of

02:14:30.699 --> 02:14:33.500
radio, and he is fine with that. Welcome back

02:14:33.500 --> 02:14:40.750
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. The people behind

02:14:40.750 --> 02:14:48.590
me stand up against hate. A vocal and energized

02:14:48.590 --> 02:14:51.029
school board meeting in Orange this evening as

02:14:51.029 --> 02:14:55.069
parents and community members speak about the

02:14:55.069 --> 02:14:57.670
district's investigation after an educator's

02:14:57.670 --> 02:14:59.949
alleged anti -Semitic posts on social media.

02:15:00.189 --> 02:15:02.590
Man, you are a moron if you're a public figure

02:15:02.590 --> 02:15:04.510
educator and you're talking about Jewish people

02:15:04.510 --> 02:15:07.529
online. RC New Yorker was in the room. You deserve

02:15:07.529 --> 02:15:10.109
to get conked. Join us now with the latest. See

02:15:10.109 --> 02:15:12.149
you. Good evening. Good evening, Russ. That special

02:15:12.149 --> 02:15:15.310
needs paraprofessional is back to work after

02:15:15.310 --> 02:15:18.130
she was put on leave last month as the district

02:15:18.130 --> 02:15:21.449
investigated those social media posts. And tonight,

02:15:21.550 --> 02:15:24.029
the community addressed the school board directly

02:15:24.029 --> 02:15:28.159
and let them know how painful this is. More than

02:15:28.159 --> 02:15:30.520
100 people packed Pepper Pike Learning Center

02:15:30.520 --> 02:15:33.159
for the Orange City Schools board meeting on

02:15:33.159 --> 02:15:35.600
Monday evening. It was the most Ohio thing ever,

02:15:35.680 --> 02:15:38.359
a board meeting on Monday with 100 people. Some

02:15:38.359 --> 02:15:40.539
of them hanging flyers displaying the reason

02:15:40.539 --> 02:15:44.180
why they came. In April, a Brady Middle School

02:15:44.180 --> 02:15:46.479
paraprofessional was placed... Definitely not

02:15:46.479 --> 02:15:48.899
a professional. ...based on leave due to an alleged

02:15:48.899 --> 02:15:51.619
anti -Semitic post on a... Oh, great, and these

02:15:51.619 --> 02:15:53.840
morons are teaching our future kids. ...personal

02:15:53.840 --> 02:15:56.800
Facebook page. 3 News is not sharing the contents

02:15:56.800 --> 02:15:58.039
of the... All right, then I'm not going to play

02:15:58.039 --> 02:16:00.699
your fucking clip. Are we that desensitized?

02:16:00.779 --> 02:16:04.659
Then what's the context? This news is sad. We

02:16:04.659 --> 02:16:07.319
have a passing of note tonight. Longtime public

02:16:07.319 --> 02:16:09.640
address announcer for the Cleveland Guardians,

02:16:09.819 --> 02:16:13.439
Bob Tayek. has died for nearly three decades.

02:16:13.600 --> 02:16:16.720
Bob was the voice of Progressive Field. Tayak

02:16:16.720 --> 02:16:18.779
stepped away from the Guardians at the beginning

02:16:18.779 --> 02:16:20.899
of this season to deal with some recent health

02:16:20.899 --> 02:16:24.640
challenges. No cause of death has been announced.

02:16:26.779 --> 02:16:29.800
Tayak was 75 years old. Well, there's the cause.

02:16:30.079 --> 02:16:32.879
But in all sincerity, I texted my friend Tony

02:16:32.879 --> 02:16:36.299
Mazur, who's on radio in Cleveland, and I've

02:16:36.299 --> 02:16:38.120
been on his podcast, Check Your Brain, blah,

02:16:38.159 --> 02:16:41.229
blah, blah, da, da, da. He said that he worked

02:16:41.229 --> 02:16:42.989
with him in Catholic radio and that he was a

02:16:42.989 --> 02:16:45.649
very nice man. So rest in peace. I feel bad talking

02:16:45.649 --> 02:16:47.549
about the positives of Cleveland and playing

02:16:47.549 --> 02:16:50.190
this collage around here or montage, whatever

02:16:50.190 --> 02:17:31.260
it is. Wow. This is a long show. They used to

02:17:31.260 --> 02:17:34.000
harbor it here. We think this is ours. It could

02:17:34.000 --> 02:17:36.319
be worse, though. At least we're not destroyed.

02:17:38.260 --> 02:18:06.250
We're not destroyed. We're not destroyed. You're

02:18:06.250 --> 02:18:07.889
looking at your tiny little house that you can't

02:18:07.889 --> 02:18:09.489
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

02:18:09.489 --> 02:18:11.989
horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes

02:18:11.989 --> 02:18:13.510
by the time they're eight because they live on

02:18:13.510 --> 02:18:17.370
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your

02:18:17.370 --> 02:18:19.770
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

02:18:19.770 --> 02:18:21.590
you with her front butt spilling out over the

02:18:21.590 --> 02:18:24.149
top of her ass and long jeans. And you think,

02:18:24.209 --> 02:18:25.950
I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant

02:18:25.950 --> 02:18:32.930
small girl daughter right now. Do you regret

02:18:32.930 --> 02:18:35.090
anything that you said about Cleveland? I didn't

02:18:35.090 --> 02:18:40.569
regret it at all. You think Cleveland's cool?

02:18:40.709 --> 02:18:42.649
I mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm going

02:18:42.649 --> 02:18:46.489
to Cleveland on vacation. I don't know. What's

02:18:46.489 --> 02:19:15.299
so cool about Cleveland? It doesn't matter what

02:19:15.299 --> 02:19:17.959
you look like on the outside, whether you're

02:19:17.959 --> 02:19:22.120
white or black or a Sasquatch, even. As long

02:19:22.120 --> 02:19:25.280
as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy

02:19:25.280 --> 02:19:28.860
or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

02:19:29.020 --> 02:19:31.420
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

02:19:31.540 --> 02:19:35.399
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

02:19:35.399 --> 02:19:39.020
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

02:19:39.020 --> 02:19:40.840
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

02:19:40.840 --> 02:20:11.840
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Huh? So if

02:20:11.840 --> 02:20:14.219
there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get

02:20:14.219 --> 02:20:17.940
something nice. Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9 ,000

02:20:17.940 --> 02:20:23.790
project. $10 ,000 ones? Yeah, good. And if you're

02:20:23.790 --> 02:20:26.370
gonna help mine, I'll send her up, too. In, like,

02:20:26.489 --> 02:20:28.909
20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up

02:20:28.909 --> 02:20:31.790
there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

02:20:31.870 --> 02:20:35.309
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

02:20:35.950 --> 02:20:57.920
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! What scientific

02:20:57.920 --> 02:21:02.639
disciplines? Really? Why do you think they call

02:21:02.639 --> 02:21:06.360
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

02:21:06.719 --> 02:21:11.940
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

02:21:16.100 --> 02:21:20.799
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

02:21:20.799 --> 02:21:23.139
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

02:21:23.379 --> 02:21:47.159
No, why? It's in the city. With bonus material.

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Beach balls. Woo! Yay! Hooray! Hooray! First

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sack. Operators are sailing by. You'll be nuts

02:21:56.860 --> 02:21:59.819
to pass up on this offer. I mean, someone in

02:21:59.819 --> 02:22:01.899
a shirt. In a night light or something. Ooh!

02:22:02.180 --> 02:22:04.620
Want to get that fight? Where they put them fire

02:22:04.620 --> 02:22:07.399
poppers up your buttholes? Now that's a good...

02:22:07.399 --> 02:22:10.479
No, not that specific. But why? That's how I

02:22:10.479 --> 02:22:13.739
met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him.

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The good butthole. you not never ever not no

02:22:16.280 --> 02:22:18.819
damn don't never verbulate that man's name in

02:22:18.819 --> 02:22:21.500
the house again. I don't think you said his name.

02:22:21.739 --> 02:22:24.780
Someone must wear a little too busy band to exchange

02:22:24.780 --> 02:22:27.780
business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on

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the iBox neither. Sheriff says you ran from down

02:22:30.020 --> 02:22:32.299
hell down to the library. Yeah, you know I did.

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You're going strong or you don't go at all. Whoa,

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a real live robot. Or is that some on a cheesy

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New Year's costume. Bite my shiny metal ass.

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It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier

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than yours, meatbag. And that is that. Poppy

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Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in the

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at the age of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic.

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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and praying that one day I'm gonna make it No

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matter what, I keep coming strong I got my eyes

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on the prize and I'm gonna take it I'm never

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realizing for what it's all to be today I wanna

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It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and

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Ink. I may look normal, but the truth is I have

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a condition called autism. That's right. It's

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a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can

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and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

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and leisure activities. In a recent study...

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I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

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as an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hanks and I appreciate

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your kindness. Thanks for watching! is coming

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to a close Outro Music Like clockwork to a show

02:40:14.530 --> 02:40:16.690
Now it's time to face the silence Like the TV

02:40:16.690 --> 02:40:19.649
on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so

02:40:19.649 --> 02:40:22.209
divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

02:40:22.209 --> 02:40:31.090
a canyon line Line Empty speakers dilatate But

02:40:31.090 --> 02:40:33.450
coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

02:40:33.450 --> 02:40:36.569
How the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's

02:40:36.569 --> 02:40:39.370
our daily grind Now silence will remember Thoughts

02:40:39.370 --> 02:40:46.739
we can't rewind Hope to Hoppy I already Laughter

02:40:46.739 --> 02:40:49.440
and joy, dissolving in the air But we'll keep

02:40:49.440 --> 02:40:52.620
the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair I'll be

02:40:52.620 --> 02:40:56.200
alright, coming to a close Radio waves, it's

02:40:56.200 --> 02:40:59.340
like a welcome rose Laughter and joy, dissolving

02:40:59.340 --> 02:41:02.120
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's

02:41:02.120 --> 02:41:23.110
just so unfair And like that, he's gone. You

02:41:23.110 --> 02:41:25.969
probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

02:41:25.969 --> 02:41:30.889
going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll catch

02:41:30.889 --> 02:41:34.850
you in the next, and we'll call it a day. Poppy

02:41:34.850 --> 02:41:59.470
Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. This

02:41:59.470 --> 02:42:03.569
concludes our broadcast day. Good night, and

02:42:03.569 --> 02:42:05.069
God bless America.