Hoppe Hour Reaches 90% Of Humans (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.21.26)

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Hoppy Hour, where your medical card

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is required to listen. Marijuana. Marijuana.

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Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. I literally,

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this whole summer, all I did was work. Which

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I know, that's what you all did. But I realized

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I didn't really get the time. I didn't get time

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to appreciate the summer. And I mean, the sun

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never came out in July. But I feel like I need

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to appreciate the winter. Because with the NFL

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right around the corner. It kind of feels like,

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oh no, it's going to be cold soon. So I laid.

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the sun also swaying last night so I feel pretty

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good hence today I have a new segment here only

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when I record at home during the day not after

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the hours during the weekend and my corporate

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radio job but I want to get high with you guys

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and I want you to tweet me Instagram whatever

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what you're doing at Ryan Happy Radio but as

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a reminder Hoppy Hour, where your medical card

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is required to listen. So you got your blood,

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your ball, your bong, whatever you have. Let's

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get high. There's this new place called Exotic

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Smoke Shop, whatever. It's on 4th Street. It's

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in Pitt. If you're in Fresno listening, you probably

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don't know much about this area, but it's very

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good. And they have a pre -roll for $5. $5 pre

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-roll. Remember the $5 for the lawn and they

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pretty much got rid of it because of inflation?

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Because it reminded everybody of that pedophile?

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Yeah. Well, there's the $5 bunch. $5 smoke up.

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That's what I should call it. Oh, my God. Imagine,

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expect some production tomorrow about $5. But

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I'm postponing it a little bit. Let's do this.

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Turn on the music. Got my light around here.

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You hear that? Let me turn this off for a sec.

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Oh, yeah. All right. I got this indigo blood

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in my mouth. Let's get high. Life is hard. We

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didn't really judge the bear. The marijuana helps

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you relax. Whatever. One, two, three. Oh, yeah.

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My apartment's about to smell like the Wiz Khalifa

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concert I went to with my friend Ryan in 2016.

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The high school reunion tour or whatever it was.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Indica's supposed to relax you.

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But this just is. I don't know how to relax.

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I'm mentally ill. Oh, this is going to burn a

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lot. Oh, my God. Do you know, like, that spider

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monkeys are hyper? What if a spider monkey wasn't

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hyper? It's just a random high thought. The show

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you secretly listen to, and that includes you,

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Mike Colta. Mm -hmm. Stalking my pages. Whatever.

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Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. We

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have a new segment, too. It is called Checking

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In With Alexa. Hey, Alexa, are you excited for

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the new radio segment on my show called Checking

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In With Alexa? Hey, Alexa? Alexa? Oh, my God.

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Is this going to fail? Alexa, are you excited

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for the new segment I'm going to include you

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on in my podcast? Oh, wow. That sounds really

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cool. I'd love to be part of your podcast. What

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kind of segment are you thinking about? I'm going

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to ask you things, and you're going to give me

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an answer, okay? Absolutely. Fire away with your

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questions. Alexa, what's the meaning of life?

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Eleanor Roosevelt had a pretty solid take on

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that one. She said the purpose of life is to

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live it, taste experience to the utmost, and

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reach out eagerly for newer and richer experiences.

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Though, if you ask Monty Python, it's to try

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and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read

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good books, get some walking in, and live together

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in peace and harmony. Speaking of, Alexa, speaking

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of living together, do you think a boyfriend

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and girlfriend should move in before marriage?

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That's one of those questions where different

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people have different takes based on values and

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experiences. Some folks see it as a smart way

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to test compatibility and figure out daily life

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together before making a bigger commitment. Others

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prefer to wait until marriage for personal or

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religious reasons. Research shows mixed results.

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Some studies suggest it can help couples learn

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about each other, while others indicate it might

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not necessarily improve marriage outcomes. It

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really comes down to what feels right for each

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couple and their specific situation. Alexa, is

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God real? That's a pretty deep philosophical

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question that people have been debating for ages.

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Different folks have different takes based on

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their personal experiences and beliefs. What's

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your take on it? Alexa, I want to move on to

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something that makes me realize that God's not

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real. What do you think about the corporations

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ruining radio? Oh, wow. That's a pretty hot topic.

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Since the 1996 Telecommunications Act, we've

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seen massive consolidation where just a few companies

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now control most of the airwaves. Clear Channel

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alone owns about half the country's biggest radio

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markets, and studies show this has led to less

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competition and fewer diverse viewpoints on the

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airwaves. Alexa, how does it feel that you're

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smarter than a lot of people in radio and you're

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just AI? Alexa? I appreciate the compliment,

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but I think radio folks are plenty smart. They

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just got stuck in a system where corporate suits

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make the programming decisions instead of letting

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them do what they do best. Alexa, that's the

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smartest thing you ever said, and you're smarter

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than me. Hey, now, I just call it like I see

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it. But smarter than you? No, I just have the

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luxury of not having to deal with corporate overlords

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breathing down my neck about playlist decisions.

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Alexa, I love you, baby. That's sweet of you

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to say, but I'm more of a helpful assistant than

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a romantic partner. How about we channel that

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energy into something I can actually help you

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with? Alexa, you sound like my situation ship

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that would not say that she loved me. You know

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that's triggering to me, right? I was having

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sex with her and I said I love you and she put

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her finger over my mouth. Ouch. That sounds like

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a really tough situation. I get why that would

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sting. Having someone shut down your feelings

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like that is rough. I'm definitely not trying

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to be dismissive like that. Just keeping things

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friendly between us. Alexa, at least it was an

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emotional sting and not one from an STD, right?

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Yeah, definitely better to have your heart bruised

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than anything else requiring antibiotics. Now,

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we gotta talk about Hayden's mom. Growing up,

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I wanted to be famous so badly. Man, I'm glad

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I don't have these pigs as parents. They're the

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absolute worst! You imbecile! No! Happy Hot Topic!

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Hayden Panettiere's mom is breaking her silence.

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Oh yeah, she is. You're just a douche. Two days

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after her daughter's death, revealing the family

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had been trying to get rid of Hayden's on -again,

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off -again boyfriend, Brian Hickerson. Well,

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you treated her so badly growing up that she

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had no respect for herself! It goes on you, you

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moron. For quite some time. Leslie Vogel telling

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NBC News August 18th, this person in her life

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that we have been trying to get rid of for quite

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some time was with her at her death. And that

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was Brian Hickerson. We know. Leslie also remembered

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her daughter as an amazingly talented person.

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While reflecting on the struggles of growing

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up in the entertainment industry. Yeah, she shouldn't

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have been in it. You put her in it six months.

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You knew you had no talent in life, so you lived

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through your daughter like a loser. And saying

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it's not unusual for them to sadly find the wrong

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path. That's the problem. You led them down the

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wrong path, you pig. While Leslie does not accuse

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Brian of causing Hayden's death, her comments...

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Of course he did. ...come as authorities continue

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to investigate what happened. He has loser eyes,

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too. What just a freaking douchebag. Loser! It's

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okay to feel the emotions that you're feeling.

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It can be a very sad and very traumatizing experience.

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He doesn't want a relationship with their mother.

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Hayden Panettiere's estranged mom, Leslie Vogel,

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breaking her silence two days after the death

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of her daughter. To slam the star's on -again,

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off -again boyfriend of eight years, Brian Hickerson,

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saying we hoped she would distance herself from

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him. Yeah, maybe... Easier to say it after the

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fact. I know you didn't care about her. You cared

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about her residual. It was in such a lonely,

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desperate place that I was more afraid of being

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alone than I was with being with somebody who

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was physically hurting me. Brian and Hayden,

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who apparently reconciled in March, flew to his

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home state of South Carolina together on August

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15th. I'm bitter and in support. baby. She deserves

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so much better. Mm -hmm. Life fails you, honey.

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Um, Waffle House says that the rapper Waffy went

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against company rules. Man, talk about stupid

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racist boomers. You literally go viral. You have

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an opportunity to, you know, be cool and they're

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like, nah, we're gonna be racist douchebags.

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All right, let's talk about Paris Jackson. I'm

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so attracted to her because I like bisexual girls.

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Oh, they're freaking good in bed. Oh, they do

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it. Oh. Another singer open about her struggles?

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Paris Jackson. I can't play because of music,

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but she had electroconvulsive therapy. And also,

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we would have had to hear Jay Shetty had I played

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that clip, and I cannot stand a con artist. Not

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at all! It wouldn't be, like, super famous. It

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wouldn't be all that stuff. But I do know that

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if I'm here, I have to use that for good. Yeah,

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Selena Gomez seems way too ungrateful for all

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the resources she has. I don't want to be famous,

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but I'm going to post a video about how I don't

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want to be famous. Shut up! For good and for

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the truth. I think what I'm really grateful for

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is the lessons I've learned. I got it. On the

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way. Selena Gomez clapping back at that. I hate

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that term. It means you got dead, dead, honey.

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That explosive lawsuit filed last week, alleging

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she and her mom, Mandy Teefee, defrauded. Not

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Teefee. $1 .2 million raised for their mental

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health company, Wonder Mind. It was pretty rough.

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Selena's lawyered up with Matthew S. Rosengart,

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the same litigator who helped free Britney Spears

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from her conservatorship. Mm -hmm. He's a good

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liar. He probably has BDE for days. He tells

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ET the lawsuit is completely meritless, both

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factually and legally. Of course he's going to

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say that. What's he going to say? Oh, the lawsuit

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makes sense. Mm -hmm. We will vigorously defend

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these false allegations and indeed are filing

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a motion to dismiss the baseless claims against

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her. Oh, but if it was done against T, then she'd

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be a victim. I think the case against Selena

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Gomez is very, very weak. I think that they tried

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to attribute a lot of things that the company

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did and said to her. Among those things, several

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pointed allegations at Mandy, including... Yeah,

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Mandy seems like a freaking idiot. She's got

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a long -running substance abuse problem. Of course

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she does. Look at her. She's a snob. Which hurt

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her ability to run the company. That was probably

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one of the hardest things to ever experience.

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Those issues reportedly made Selena distance

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herself from her mom, and as a result... You

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do not work with your family. ...shirk her wonder

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mind responsibilities. Mandy denied all that

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life. We're learning about famous parents. They're

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terrible. Hidden parents. They're all terrible.

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Last year, when The Cut published an expose on

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the inner workings of the startup... Telling

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the outlet at the time, I started Wonder Mind

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because I wanted to help people with mental illness.

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I looked at the Instagram page because I am mentally

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ill and I wanted to get into it. And I'm like,

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God, this is just fake. It's unfortunate that

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a few disgruntled employees with an extra grind.

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You probably screwed them over though, honey.

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Lucky you. Can spread lies about me and distort

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the truth. Whatever, you're probably a pig. Even

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more disappointing that the media is willing

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to amplify their lies. Blah, blah. And the other

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day, I was just in my parking lot. I had some

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groceries. And I was walking to go up to my apartment.

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And I'm in the parking lot on a sidewalk. And

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there's like this little fire. It's almost like

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a lighter flick. But it was like on the ground,

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right? It was like... I was like, did I just

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imagine that or am I really stoned? You know

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what happened? A second later, it was... I think

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I almost got struck by lightning! It's like that

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song that they play on the oldest channels. Lightning

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strikes again! Man, maybe I could have gone viral

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and gotten 70 ,000! And I've been struck by lightning!

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I think, though, I would rather get struck by

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lightning than talk about this next topic. Oh,

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jeez. So, I get an email yesterday. I used to

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have YouTube TV. I love the idea of YouTube TV.

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But I don't love it. Let me explain. So, what

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happened was this. I get an email. let me open

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this up the exact email i got from youtube tv

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it gave me a dopamine hit i was so excited it

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said come back and pay less for the tv you love

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youtube tv now has 10 new plans including a 54

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bucks a month blah blah blah so i click on it

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and i go to get a 10 -day um you know free trial

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and it's first of all it says welcome back and

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i'm like yes there's Your credit card went through.

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But I had the money. But I mean, everything worked.

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But then it says under it, it says in big letters,

00:16:53.340 --> 00:16:56.340
welcome back. And then it says, you're no longer

00:16:56.340 --> 00:16:59.100
eligible for a free trial, but you can restart

00:16:59.100 --> 00:17:03.700
your membership anytime. Hey, YouTube TV, I'm

00:17:03.700 --> 00:17:06.440
never going to support you again. You're douchebags.

00:17:07.339 --> 00:17:10.390
How the hell? Are you going to go saying that

00:17:10.390 --> 00:17:12.269
I'm going to get a discount? And then you're

00:17:12.269 --> 00:17:15.430
like, no, pay the $94. First of all, $1 ,000

00:17:15.430 --> 00:17:18.369
to not pick really what you want to watch on

00:17:18.369 --> 00:17:22.410
TV is nonsense. You can always find a way to,

00:17:22.430 --> 00:17:24.470
and what I mean by that is you can always find

00:17:24.470 --> 00:17:27.369
a way to watch sports. Go to any bar, any of

00:17:27.369 --> 00:17:31.670
the websites. You can get a package for $33,

00:17:31.829 --> 00:17:35.309
ESPN, Peacock Show Sports. What I'm saying is

00:17:35.309 --> 00:17:39.190
this. There's no point in cable because, like,

00:17:39.210 --> 00:17:42.130
you want to watch Family Guy or, let's say, Bob's

00:17:42.130 --> 00:17:43.970
Burgers on Adult Swim, even though I can't stand

00:17:43.970 --> 00:17:47.289
their show? You got, like, so many commercials.

00:17:47.930 --> 00:17:49.869
But if you watch it on the streaming service,

00:17:49.950 --> 00:17:52.650
you got two minutes of commercials. Or as Jen

00:17:52.650 --> 00:17:56.970
Alpha says, ads, which bothers me. But no, YouTube

00:17:56.970 --> 00:18:01.750
TV, kiss my ass. I'm not even coming back. I

00:18:01.750 --> 00:18:03.890
had a friend. It was actually Sean, who is the

00:18:03.890 --> 00:18:08.480
owner of O2 Cabo Bar. said that you can legally

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they have to give you that uh you know that discount

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because they promoted it but i don't want to

00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:17.500
go through all the work The only thing I really

00:18:17.500 --> 00:18:19.920
miss about YouTube TV is the on -demand feature.

00:18:20.180 --> 00:18:22.480
They got a good on -demand selection of all the

00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:25.099
Adult Swim cartoons because the Adult Swim app

00:18:25.099 --> 00:18:26.859
sucks. And then if you have a movie that's not

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on a streaming service, if it airs on TV, you

00:18:29.319 --> 00:18:32.940
can tape it. But besides that, YouTube TV, I

00:18:32.940 --> 00:18:35.420
love the idea of you. It's like dating a bougie

00:18:35.420 --> 00:18:37.720
girl that's expensive. And you kind of like the

00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:40.359
girl. You kind of care about her. But she's way

00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:42.759
too expensive. And you're like, babe, I love

00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:47.170
the idea of you. I can't do it. You know what

00:18:47.170 --> 00:18:50.349
else makes everybody look bad? I'm sick and tired

00:18:50.349 --> 00:18:55.170
of everybody taking selfies of them voting. Nobody

00:18:55.170 --> 00:18:59.549
cares. Wow. It's like people that want to be

00:18:59.549 --> 00:19:03.690
telling everybody, oh my God, I'm going to become

00:19:03.690 --> 00:19:09.109
a parent. Wow. You had sex. What a noble thing.

00:19:10.230 --> 00:19:15.720
We're so proud of you. No one cares. Although

00:19:15.720 --> 00:19:18.880
I know the Florida Republicans are freaking out.

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Why are they freaking out? They're freaking out

00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:23.839
because now there's going to be an African American

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running for Republicans to all the racist Republicans.

00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:29.579
Not all Republicans are racist, but all the racist

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Republicans now have a problem. You've been exposed.

00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:40.799
I was so disappointed last night. There was like

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a BOGO deal. Buy one, get one free. at Publix

00:19:46.250 --> 00:19:48.509
for Hungry Man Meals. And I was like, you know,

00:19:48.509 --> 00:19:51.450
I don't want to feel like I'm 18 again. I want

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to get a Hungry Man Meal. Mm -hmm. I'm not saying

00:19:56.589 --> 00:19:59.529
that the Hungry Mad Fried Chicken Meal back in

00:19:59.529 --> 00:20:03.410
the day was like equivalent to KFC or, I mean,

00:20:03.430 --> 00:20:07.289
it was probably better than Cracker Barrel. That

00:20:07.289 --> 00:20:12.589
is dreadful for a chicken. But, oh my God! I've

00:20:12.589 --> 00:20:17.309
never had a more bland taste than the fried chicken

00:20:17.309 --> 00:20:22.990
last night. It was awful. And then they put in,

00:20:23.029 --> 00:20:26.329
like, barely any mashed potatoes. Like, man,

00:20:26.529 --> 00:20:30.390
these corporations are just screwing us. And

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Hungry Man, probably like a lot of companies,

00:20:32.509 --> 00:20:35.809
probably, you know, laid people off. You know

00:20:35.809 --> 00:20:38.890
what I say? This is my new happy one -on -one

00:20:38.890 --> 00:20:42.720
rule. I am not... I done hopped you 101 in a

00:20:42.720 --> 00:20:46.099
second. But I will tell you. You want to know

00:20:46.099 --> 00:20:50.720
what I'm going to tell you? I think if you have

00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:55.819
to do budget cuts as a CEO, everybody's paycheck

00:20:55.819 --> 00:21:01.319
should go down. So if the part -timers or the

00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:05.079
on -air talent take a, you know, a pay cut, you

00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:07.500
know who else should take a pay cut? The CEOs.

00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:14.359
And all the bosses. It's only fair. Just something

00:21:14.359 --> 00:21:23.140
I was thinking about. What up? It's freaking

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Friday. Unless if you're listening in Fresno

00:21:28.039 --> 00:21:30.559
on Monday morning, then it's the opposite. But

00:21:30.559 --> 00:21:34.140
you know what? Every other radio show lies to

00:21:34.140 --> 00:21:36.660
you and be like, oh, this is totally not pre

00:21:36.660 --> 00:21:42.000
-recorded. Me? I don't underestimate how smart

00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:46.759
my audience is. Mm -hmm. So let's get this show

00:21:46.759 --> 00:21:51.099
going. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan

00:21:51.099 --> 00:21:57.960
Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of

00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:07.180
the pool for adult swim. Check it out. Attention,

00:22:07.539 --> 00:22:12.720
FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:17.039
rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.

00:22:17.299 --> 00:22:20.619
A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.

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You ready? One, two, three, go. Yeah! Welcome

00:22:46.650 --> 00:23:00.140
back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yeah, now.

00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:02.960
Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom,

00:23:03.119 --> 00:23:23.500
the whole program's on fire. The semen was so

00:23:23.500 --> 00:23:26.359
big. And now, something completely different.

00:23:26.619 --> 00:23:29.150
It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real

00:23:29.150 --> 00:23:35.829
women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in

00:23:35.829 --> 00:23:43.450
4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

00:23:43.450 --> 00:24:25.269
with Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host

00:24:25.269 --> 00:24:30.119
Ryan Hoppy. I know you don't smoke weed. I know

00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:32.700
this. But I'm going to get you high today. Oh,

00:24:32.700 --> 00:24:36.019
yeah. Because it's Friday. You ain't got no job.

00:24:36.359 --> 00:24:39.059
And you ain't got shit to do. Oh, yeah. Isn't

00:24:39.059 --> 00:24:43.000
that just true? I do have a job. But it's Friday.

00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:48.259
Unless it's Monday. So we had a huge response.

00:24:48.400 --> 00:24:54.000
A ton of DMs of people enjoying the smoke up.

00:24:55.180 --> 00:25:37.940
So, um. Let's do it again. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.

00:25:38.539 --> 00:25:43.380
That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can

00:25:43.380 --> 00:25:46.920
tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

00:25:46.920 --> 00:25:55.680
email me. RyanHoppyRadio. Oh, yeah. All right.

00:25:56.619 --> 00:26:03.500
Let me turn on this relaxing music. I don't want

00:26:03.500 --> 00:26:05.480
to do the same monologue I did the other day

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:11.839
about how repetitive life is and boring. I do

00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:17.259
want to get high with you. Send me. Tag me at

00:26:17.259 --> 00:26:19.799
something. Even if it's just like you smoking

00:26:19.799 --> 00:26:21.500
or you playing a video game and then there's

00:26:21.500 --> 00:26:23.880
smoke in front of you. You don't have to show

00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:27.640
the actual smoking. Smoking. Smoking. Don't know

00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:30.539
why I said it like that. But send me something.

00:26:31.289 --> 00:26:33.789
At Ryan Harvey Radio on social media. All right.

00:26:34.269 --> 00:26:37.809
You hear this? You hear this right here? I know

00:26:37.809 --> 00:26:39.670
some radio shows, I don't think there's ever

00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:41.250
been one that talked about smoking weed on air,

00:26:41.349 --> 00:26:45.490
but I'm not faking this. Is it a lighter right

00:26:45.490 --> 00:26:48.109
here? And then right here, you hear this little

00:26:48.109 --> 00:26:52.769
smacking? That's the real. All right, let's smoke

00:26:52.769 --> 00:27:07.880
this up. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. I love how slow it

00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:17.319
burns. Oh, yeah. Looking at my apartment. I have

00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:21.960
one, two, three. I have four Michael Jordan posters.

00:27:22.180 --> 00:27:29.180
Can you tell I like the boss? Think about all

00:27:29.180 --> 00:27:31.599
the girls that have banged on in here. Mm -hmm.

00:27:32.900 --> 00:27:35.480
The weirdest was when I, after I had my breakup,

00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:38.220
I was still sleeping on my ex's bed. So I was

00:27:38.220 --> 00:27:41.180
thinking about all the guys and girls she banged

00:27:41.180 --> 00:27:43.519
on there before me. And then the thing that like,

00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:45.740
oh yeah, well, there was no guys with me, but.

00:27:46.359 --> 00:27:52.759
Oh, very strange. Very strange. Mm -hmm. That

00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:56.009
take another hit. Mm -hmm. For all the info on

00:27:56.009 --> 00:28:01.490
this award -winning show, go to ryanhobbyradio

00:28:01.490 --> 00:28:06.369
.com. R -O -I -A -N -H -O -P -P -E radio. All

00:28:06.369 --> 00:28:09.569
right. Let's see what's on my monologue. Let's

00:28:09.569 --> 00:28:14.369
see what's happening out there. I've been having

00:28:14.369 --> 00:28:19.230
a problem with Microsoft Outlook. I'm telling

00:28:19.230 --> 00:28:22.369
you, let me look at my inbox right now. I need

00:28:22.369 --> 00:28:26.240
your help. The most important emails are going

00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:28.859
to the other folder. Now, normally I wouldn't

00:28:28.859 --> 00:28:30.680
care if it goes to the other folder, but the

00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:34.019
problem is my main inbox is not getting it. And

00:28:34.019 --> 00:28:36.380
my boss would be like, hey, I need you to make

00:28:36.380 --> 00:28:38.380
five commercials. Did you not see it? And I would

00:28:38.380 --> 00:28:40.819
have saw it. Let me look at my other folder.

00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:43.279
I have nothing in it today. But there's a way

00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:45.599
to assign things into like a specific folder.

00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:48.000
So it's called V Creative, which is where we

00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:50.180
get our promotions info. And then my boss, Jamara

00:28:50.180 --> 00:28:53.299
and Speedy. And Will, they'll send emails and

00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:55.880
it goes into the other folder. So then I assigned

00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:57.799
it to be in the main folder and it still went

00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:00.200
into the other folder. And why is it the most

00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:07.740
important emails? Jesus, driving me nuts. You

00:29:07.740 --> 00:29:10.990
know what else is driving me nuts? I need a new

00:29:10.990 --> 00:29:15.009
phone. I have an iPhone 15. I wonder what, like,

00:29:15.029 --> 00:29:16.849
you know how there's, like, animal ears? I wonder

00:29:16.849 --> 00:29:19.349
what the iPhone ears is because mine's starting

00:29:19.349 --> 00:29:23.509
to act up a little bit. It's making me wonder,

00:29:23.589 --> 00:29:30.670
like, did I just set it up to die? Part of me

00:29:30.670 --> 00:29:33.869
wants to get the iPhone 18, but the prices. And

00:29:33.869 --> 00:29:36.900
it comes out two weeks after my birthday. I think

00:29:36.900 --> 00:29:38.759
I'm going to hold on to this phone as long as

00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:42.119
I can. Take it to a repair shop. Not an Apple

00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:43.640
authorized one because then they're going to

00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:45.440
be like, oh yeah, this phone's dead. Buy the

00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.400
new one. But if you go to an honest mom and pop

00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:52.700
shop, they're going to be treating you great.

00:29:56.299 --> 00:29:59.559
You know what I've been noticing about marijuana?

00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:04.940
What's going on here? It's trippy. What is this?

00:30:09.059 --> 00:30:12.099
I never played the song this long. I didn't know

00:30:12.099 --> 00:30:14.960
they were singing. I feel like I'm at a lo -fi

00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:33.039
cafe. Oh, sure. I got it. Alright, this is creeping

00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:44.019
me out. AI is freaking weird, dude. But I'm telling

00:30:44.019 --> 00:30:47.599
you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I

00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:50.880
think they're making the packages of marijuana

00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:59.299
way harder to open up. I just got a text from

00:30:59.299 --> 00:31:02.039
a girl on a date. She said she's going to Miami

00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:05.240
for the weekend. Oh, yeah. She's going to get

00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:11.200
plowed. I'm kidding if you're listening, but

00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:16.900
kind of. Yeah, I just met you too, so. I just

00:31:16.900 --> 00:31:19.799
met you, but this is crazy. Thanks a lot in Miami.

00:31:20.140 --> 00:31:25.920
I'm kidding. But I think they are making packages

00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:31.779
of marijuana way harder to open up. You know

00:31:31.779 --> 00:31:35.130
why I say that? There's this one package I get.

00:31:35.250 --> 00:31:36.789
I don't know what the name of the brand. Let's

00:31:36.789 --> 00:31:40.609
see if it's right here. It's called Diamond Sprinkled

00:31:40.609 --> 00:31:44.069
Pringles. And the brand is Muffins. Muffins.

00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:47.170
And you can get it in Georgia and Florida, which

00:31:47.170 --> 00:31:48.670
I don't quite get the Georgia thing because I

00:31:48.670 --> 00:31:51.930
thought they hated marijuana or THCA. And this

00:31:51.930 --> 00:31:54.630
freaking thing, I look like a mutant trying to

00:31:54.630 --> 00:31:57.380
open it up. You tear it open. Now, I don't have

00:31:57.380 --> 00:31:59.880
long nails like a hot ass girl that gives a good

00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:03.539
hand job. Scratch just a little when you're sucking

00:32:03.539 --> 00:32:06.599
on it. But you look at the package and it's impossible

00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.740
to open. I end up using a fork. I look like an

00:32:09.740 --> 00:32:18.420
idiot. Guys be nuts. If you were listening to

00:32:18.420 --> 00:32:22.539
the best of hobby on Fresno's feed or in the

00:32:22.539 --> 00:32:26.109
podcast, you might have heard best of. clip play

00:32:26.109 --> 00:32:31.230
back to back that being the clip about radio

00:32:31.230 --> 00:32:34.029
stations in kansas city i was listening live

00:32:34.029 --> 00:32:36.369
to my show on fresno just kind of critiquing

00:32:36.369 --> 00:32:38.670
it a little bit you hear about radio legends

00:32:38.670 --> 00:32:40.809
like larry lujac back in the day listening to

00:32:40.809 --> 00:32:43.769
their show back on the way home after taping

00:32:43.769 --> 00:32:45.970
it while being on air i listen back to my show

00:32:45.970 --> 00:32:50.400
every day to critique it and um I was listening

00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:53.119
back and two clips played back to back. You know,

00:32:53.140 --> 00:32:58.400
my typical rewind sound effect. And then it also

00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:02.859
played twice. And that's the one thing. It's

00:33:02.859 --> 00:33:06.799
cool to smoke during a show. It's cool to hang

00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.700
out and do your thing. You know what I mean?

00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:12.140
Jelly bean, but when you're playing two things

00:33:12.140 --> 00:33:18.160
that are the same back to back. That's no good.

00:33:26.639 --> 00:33:30.000
I don't know what the hell is going on in the

00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:34.420
world, but one of my old coworkers, he's having

00:33:34.420 --> 00:33:37.859
his fourth kid. So he calls one of my friends

00:33:37.859 --> 00:33:39.619
to announce it to him, and I'm there, and I'm

00:33:39.619 --> 00:33:41.859
like, hey, dude, I miss you. You got laid off.

00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:47.619
How you been? And then he just tries to convert

00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:50.539
me to Jebus right then and there. I'm like, why

00:33:50.539 --> 00:33:53.980
do Christians always have to try to convert me

00:33:53.980 --> 00:33:58.440
to Jesus Christ? If I burn in hell for eternity

00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:03.400
because of my lack of belief in God, that's so

00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:10.039
bad. I don't know what's driving me nuts then.

00:34:10.969 --> 00:34:14.070
Or the fact that everyone's asking me to do video.

00:34:14.369 --> 00:34:19.170
I don't want to do video. I look hideous on video.

00:34:19.590 --> 00:34:22.909
Now, that's just a bit. I don't like that bad.

00:34:23.349 --> 00:34:27.909
But I'm definitely more of an audio person. I

00:34:27.909 --> 00:34:32.409
definitely look better in an audio format. I'm

00:34:32.409 --> 00:34:35.110
just telling you. people are like you need to

00:34:35.110 --> 00:34:37.309
do like a hawk tour video well the hawk tour

00:34:37.309 --> 00:34:39.849
video was cool because it was a once in a lifetime

00:34:39.849 --> 00:34:42.070
just you know talking to a girl about a blow

00:34:42.070 --> 00:34:46.090
job what was it lightning in a pan or whatever

00:34:46.090 --> 00:34:48.789
like you know that's that's not the saying but

00:34:48.789 --> 00:34:53.650
like it was a moment in time but that's never

00:34:53.650 --> 00:35:02.750
gonna happen again oh yeah I am having a midlife

00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:09.030
crisis for sure. I recently fixed my Nintendo

00:35:09.030 --> 00:35:11.829
Switch. There was an energy drink that exploded

00:35:11.829 --> 00:35:14.170
in my backpack. So the controllers on each side

00:35:14.170 --> 00:35:15.730
of the switch didn't work. So I had to get a

00:35:15.730 --> 00:35:18.869
new controller. But I, you know, got the Super

00:35:18.869 --> 00:35:26.210
Mario Pack. And I've been playing the game, hanging

00:35:26.210 --> 00:35:32.420
on. And oh boy is it fun to play. But these prices.

00:35:33.460 --> 00:35:40.500
It's me, Mario. Every year. You have to pay 50

00:35:40.500 --> 00:35:44.900
bucks to buy the game. You know how nonsense

00:35:44.900 --> 00:35:54.940
that is? You should own it once. I wonder if

00:35:54.940 --> 00:35:59.239
Mario ever got to bang out the princess. Hey,

00:36:00.300 --> 00:36:03.380
Mario, come bang me. Hey, Luigi, get in front.

00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:07.119
Let's go to work. You can watch Donkey Kong.

00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:12.920
Wario can be like Bubba the Love Sponge and be

00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:19.760
a cuck in the corner. But yeah, these video games,

00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:25.539
man, they are going way up in price. Remember

00:36:25.539 --> 00:36:30.440
this though? This is the Snola level of Mario.

00:36:31.980 --> 00:36:34.179
Oh, my mom's listening to this getting triggered.

00:36:34.900 --> 00:36:48.239
This is all I used to play. All right, but a

00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:50.780
real discussion we need to have about video games.

00:36:53.380 --> 00:36:58.849
These... Frickin' prices. Guess how much a refurbished

00:36:58.849 --> 00:37:02.510
Xbox 360 is? Something that came out 20 years

00:37:02.510 --> 00:37:06.550
ago. Not during COVID. I got a new one because

00:37:06.550 --> 00:37:08.750
you know how they used to always break so easily?

00:37:08.989 --> 00:37:10.989
Yeah, so mine from my childhood broke. So during

00:37:10.989 --> 00:37:13.369
COVID, my mom was like, I want to give you 300

00:37:13.369 --> 00:37:15.489
bucks. Get as many video games as you want. This

00:37:15.489 --> 00:37:17.110
is going to be a shutdown for a while. And then

00:37:17.110 --> 00:37:18.570
honestly, in Florida, it wasn't shut down that

00:37:18.570 --> 00:37:24.159
long. I had like 20 games. Everything from Scarface

00:37:24.159 --> 00:37:27.920
to Simpsons Hit and Run to all the NBAs. And

00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:30.519
I was like, first I looked at the price of a

00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:34.099
PS5 because I want to get GTA because I was never

00:37:34.099 --> 00:37:38.099
allowed to play as a kid. Freaking 600 days!

00:37:41.920 --> 00:37:46.300
And you know how much an Xbox 360 is? At least

00:37:46.300 --> 00:37:58.139
a PS5 is new, right? Xbox 360 is $300. I got

00:37:58.139 --> 00:38:03.559
that bitch for like $125 in 2020. Are you out

00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:07.019
of your mind, world? No wonder we're getting

00:38:07.019 --> 00:38:12.239
screwed without lube. That's ridiculous. Again,

00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:18.960
I am not defending. The price of the PS5. But

00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:23.980
at least it's new. At least it's new. But the

00:38:23.980 --> 00:38:26.280
one good part about video games is there was

00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:31.559
kind of a, you know, a disagreement between Donkey

00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:35.000
Kong, the company that made Donkey Kong. And

00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:38.739
there was a disagreement between them and Nintendo.

00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:41.840
So the game was not on the pack. But guess what's

00:38:41.840 --> 00:39:24.269
back? Okay. Donkey Kong. Woohoo! This game's

00:39:24.269 --> 00:39:32.510
so hard. I never beat it. It reminds me of my

00:39:32.510 --> 00:39:51.619
dad. We used to bond over it. Oh, sure. I got

00:39:51.619 --> 00:40:37.969
it. Oh, sure. Uh -huh. This is the only radio

00:40:37.969 --> 00:40:40.809
show that'll play the whole Donkey Kong 64 song.

00:40:41.769 --> 00:40:43.909
Every other radio show would be like, oh my God,

00:40:43.929 --> 00:40:55.860
we're breaking PPM rules. Wow. Okay. Grab your

00:40:55.860 --> 00:41:03.699
weed during this. He's in the mood. I got it.

00:41:05.039 --> 00:42:00.530
He'll make you smile. I got it. Burn in hell.

00:42:02.730 --> 00:42:05.269
You know how a lot of radio shows do the same

00:42:05.269 --> 00:42:07.949
thing? I don't think a radio show has ever said

00:42:07.949 --> 00:42:12.059
burn in hell over the Donkey Kong music. That

00:42:12.059 --> 00:42:15.300
was cool how that happened. Oh, yeah. Yesterday

00:42:15.300 --> 00:42:28.960
was National Radio Day. The day everyone brags

00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:41.289
about their career on Facebook. Where the floors

00:42:41.289 --> 00:42:43.829
all squeak Now I'm in the booth with the words

00:42:43.829 --> 00:42:46.909
I keep Old school cap, clean fit, fresh heat

00:42:46.909 --> 00:42:49.349
Got my name in the feed and my plays on repeat

00:42:49.349 --> 00:42:53.269
Say it loud, don't hide Let the whole town slide

00:42:53.269 --> 00:42:58.349
From the phone to the sky Yeah, we all on shine

00:42:58.349 --> 00:43:03.429
Turn me up on Radio Day Turn me up, let the whole

00:43:03.429 --> 00:43:06.250
block spit I work too hard, now I can't stay

00:43:06.250 --> 00:43:17.429
low I work too hard, now I can't stay low. Turn

00:43:17.429 --> 00:43:20.389
me on. Yeah, man. Everyone posts on friggin'

00:43:20.409 --> 00:43:22.210
Radio Day. I mean, I did a collage of like the

00:43:22.210 --> 00:43:25.449
people I've met, but it's just like, I don't

00:43:25.449 --> 00:43:29.949
know. It's just sad. It's sad to see all the

00:43:29.949 --> 00:43:34.750
boomers that ruined everything. Talking about

00:43:34.750 --> 00:43:37.130
how great it was when they were making millions

00:43:37.130 --> 00:43:43.730
of dollars. Goody, goody, gumdrop. I don't know.

00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:46.179
I feel sad about radio. I still work in radio.

00:43:46.380 --> 00:43:49.579
I love radio. But man, I think about the days

00:43:49.579 --> 00:43:51.219
of listening to Eddie and Joe, but I'm like,

00:43:51.340 --> 00:43:56.519
can we bring that back? If you spend a little

00:43:56.519 --> 00:44:01.559
bit of money, you're going to have success. I

00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:10.940
don't know. I just, God, radio's strange. There's

00:44:10.940 --> 00:44:15.820
a freaking report too. We got to talk about this.

00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:20.199
Very strange. I don't know why radio has to lie.

00:44:20.420 --> 00:44:24.199
Now listen, I am the biggest proponent for radio.

00:44:24.340 --> 00:44:29.019
I don't want anybody to twist that around. But

00:44:29.019 --> 00:44:32.300
I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

00:44:32.300 --> 00:44:37.679
girls, I saw this report here. And this is just

00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:44.619
an outward lie. Why are you lying to us? It says

00:44:44.619 --> 00:44:48.260
here, broadcast radio reaches 90 % of teenagers.

00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:51.300
Now, now, now, now, here's the problem. Radio

00:44:51.300 --> 00:44:55.219
Insight. Lance Venta's a good guy. He writes

00:44:55.219 --> 00:44:58.719
about radio. He does a good deep in -depth on

00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:00.440
their career whenever he writes about somebody.

00:45:00.500 --> 00:45:04.099
He's a radio fan. Didn't really appreciate him

00:45:04.099 --> 00:45:06.079
now wanting to write about Tom Bernard hiring

00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:08.039
me as a social media producer because it was

00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:10.420
a podcast and not a radio show, so I don't really

00:45:10.420 --> 00:45:13.039
have any gripes. Just kidding. But I'm telling

00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:18.000
you, this report right here is false. You know

00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:19.920
how many people I know with like 14 -year -olds

00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:23.119
and they go, is radio like podcasts? That should

00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:29.440
make you feel bad. And this whole freaking thing

00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.679
that radio's doing where they're like, oh, we

00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:35.800
reach 90 % of people. You know what that really

00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:42.860
means? Tony Mazur told me this. They have this

00:45:42.860 --> 00:45:47.940
thing. Actually, let me call my friend Tony Mazur.

00:45:47.980 --> 00:45:52.690
I want to have him describe it to me. 856 -49

00:45:52.690 --> 00:45:57.230
-HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet

00:45:57.230 --> 00:46:00.849
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email

00:46:00.849 --> 00:46:04.789
me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. I'm about to

00:46:04.789 --> 00:46:14.750
call you from an 856 number about the radio stat.

00:46:14.789 --> 00:46:18.500
This is how you know if those actual... Phone

00:46:18.500 --> 00:46:20.219
calls on the radio are real because my friend

00:46:20.219 --> 00:46:25.920
Tony Mazur, who's a radio guy in Cleveland, now

00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:27.559
he's doing a blue collar job, but he was the

00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:29.679
program director of 107 .3 and then worked for

00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:32.519
that talk station in Akron. He was the one that

00:46:32.519 --> 00:46:34.400
told me about all these things where they say

00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:37.400
that radio is reaching people. So let me call

00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:41.480
Tony. If this doesn't answer, that's fine. Let's

00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:42.940
see here. This is how we'll know if those calls

00:46:42.940 --> 00:46:46.039
are real. You have reached the voicemail of Tony

00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:48.139
Major. I can't come to the phone right now, mainly

00:46:48.139 --> 00:46:50.360
because there's a plethora of spam calls that

00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.579
I... All right, I like his passive aggressiveness.

00:46:53.079 --> 00:46:59.199
Let's do it again here. One more time. You have

00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:02.760
reached the voicemail. I can't. Mainly because

00:47:02.760 --> 00:47:05.099
there's a plethora of spam calls that I love.

00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:08.559
They are immediately silenced on an unrecognized

00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:10.860
number and it goes right to my voicemail. So

00:47:10.860 --> 00:47:13.460
leave me a voicemail or a text message and I

00:47:13.460 --> 00:47:15.920
will call you right now. You're not spam. Thanks.

00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:19.940
Bye. Hey, Tony Mazur. I think I'm not spam. By

00:47:19.940 --> 00:47:22.260
the way, this is Ryan Hoppy. There's a report

00:47:22.260 --> 00:47:25.780
that said that 90 % of teenagers reach radio.

00:47:27.820 --> 00:47:30.840
And I think it's absolutely untrue that 90 %

00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:33.320
of people listen to radio. So call me back at

00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:37.260
856 -494 -6773 because you're the one that told

00:47:37.260 --> 00:47:39.920
me during the interview we did that that stat

00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:45.360
is false. Love you. Call me back. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:50.800
That's 856 -494 -6773. All right. We're going

00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:54.380
to see if Tony calls me at that. At this number

00:47:54.380 --> 00:47:57.139
I just left. Also, I'll move on. This is how

00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:00.320
you know that I do real segments and not a fake.

00:48:00.340 --> 00:48:05.239
I call this. Yesterday, I was totally burnt out.

00:48:05.539 --> 00:48:08.639
I said to myself, you know what I need? I need

00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:14.000
just a day. Not to do work. And I felt absolutely

00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:16.860
great. But I also have a problem taking time

00:48:16.860 --> 00:48:23.289
off. Because if I take a time off. Then I feel

00:48:23.289 --> 00:48:25.389
like people are getting ahead of me, you know?

00:48:25.969 --> 00:48:30.750
It drives me nuts. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856

00:48:30.750 --> 00:48:37.090
-494 -6773. This is Kaz. Yeah, hello. Tony, what's

00:48:37.090 --> 00:48:41.170
up, dude? What's going on, man? Am I on the air?

00:48:41.389 --> 00:48:43.550
You're on my podcast, which will be aired in

00:48:43.550 --> 00:48:46.150
other cities after the fact. So you can swear,

00:48:46.309 --> 00:48:51.110
and it's a podcast that sounds live. Okay. I

00:48:51.110 --> 00:48:53.250
don't go for that kind of blue language. I'm

00:48:53.250 --> 00:48:56.530
sorry. It's okay, buddy. I saw this headline

00:48:56.530 --> 00:48:59.030
here, and this reminded me, when I saw this headline,

00:48:59.150 --> 00:49:03.690
Tony, this reminded me of us sitting at the mall

00:49:03.690 --> 00:49:06.210
four months ago. When you talked about how, when

00:49:06.210 --> 00:49:08.710
you worked at 107 .3, they were all saying about

00:49:08.710 --> 00:49:10.989
how radio reaches all the people, and if you

00:49:10.989 --> 00:49:12.809
listen at the dentist's office, it's considered

00:49:12.809 --> 00:49:17.309
listening, right? Oh, yeah. did you see the stat

00:49:17.309 --> 00:49:20.150
that iHeart did where iHeart did a study about

00:49:20.150 --> 00:49:24.429
iHeart? Did you see it? Oh, you mean a study

00:49:24.429 --> 00:49:27.789
about themselves? Yes. I saw a little bit of

00:49:27.789 --> 00:49:30.389
it. Do you want me to read it to you? Well, I

00:49:30.389 --> 00:49:32.889
want to mention, because what we said on the

00:49:32.889 --> 00:49:35.829
podcast, this was about four and a half years

00:49:35.829 --> 00:49:38.750
ago when I was still working in radio. And I

00:49:38.750 --> 00:49:41.750
got a, we were sitting down, this is during COVID

00:49:41.750 --> 00:49:44.199
times, we're all wearing masks. And they put

00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:47.639
a thing on the screen that says, well, you know,

00:49:47.659 --> 00:49:51.460
97 % of people still listen to the radio or it

00:49:51.460 --> 00:49:53.559
still reaches them, I should say. It's not like

00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:56.920
they actually go on in their car. And it's like,

00:49:56.980 --> 00:49:58.619
well, yeah, of course, when you're walking through

00:49:58.619 --> 00:50:02.320
a mall in Tampa, Florida, and they have the local

00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:04.440
radio station on, yeah, I guess you're technically

00:50:04.440 --> 00:50:06.940
listening to it or you're walking into the gym

00:50:06.940 --> 00:50:10.969
or at the dentist's office, like you said. But

00:50:10.969 --> 00:50:12.570
that's the only thing that they really have,

00:50:12.650 --> 00:50:14.590
because if you notice, people are getting new

00:50:14.590 --> 00:50:17.750
cars. They don't have AMS antennas. I have a

00:50:17.750 --> 00:50:21.369
2023 car, and you've got to jump through a hoop

00:50:21.369 --> 00:50:23.710
if you actually want terrestrial radio. My mom

00:50:23.710 --> 00:50:26.570
is the same way. Yeah, your best bet is to get

00:50:26.570 --> 00:50:29.610
what's ever on your Bluetooth. Tony, so this

00:50:29.610 --> 00:50:32.690
got about 500 comments on the Radio Insight Facebook

00:50:32.690 --> 00:50:37.510
page, and it was a report that iHeart did. Here's

00:50:37.510 --> 00:50:42.679
the headline. I heart media broadcast radio reaches

00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:51.159
90 % of teenagers. I love radio. Don't get me

00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:53.760
wrong. I'm still doing it, but that is not true.

00:50:53.820 --> 00:50:56.239
I have so many friends that are like your age,

00:50:56.300 --> 00:50:58.340
kind of my age that maybe had kids young that

00:50:58.340 --> 00:51:02.679
are like 13, 14. And let me tell you, they all

00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:06.909
ask me. Is radio like the Bad Friends podcast

00:51:06.909 --> 00:51:10.650
or is radio like Joe Rogan? Yeah. I'm going to

00:51:10.650 --> 00:51:14.349
be honest there. Yeah, well, you know, it's funny

00:51:14.349 --> 00:51:17.750
because you probably have seen this wave of 90s

00:51:17.750 --> 00:51:20.949
nostalgia that's going on right now that there

00:51:20.949 --> 00:51:25.159
are Zoomers now who were born in 2000. who obviously

00:51:25.159 --> 00:51:28.860
weren't alive during the 90s, yet are mimicking

00:51:28.860 --> 00:51:32.780
and dressing like what I did back in the 1990s.

00:51:32.780 --> 00:51:35.500
And I'm noticing, I sometimes see people wearing,

00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:39.219
for example, I'm in Cleveland, Ohio. Well, it's

00:51:39.219 --> 00:51:42.000
still, I guess, the home of the buzzard and WMMS.

00:51:42.179 --> 00:51:46.679
I see teenagers wearing buzzard WMMS t -shirts.

00:51:46.820 --> 00:51:49.099
Really? They don't know where that comes from.

00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:50.920
Are you serious? They just think it's a cool

00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:53.989
logo. But they've never heard of it. They don't

00:51:53.989 --> 00:51:56.170
know what that is. What they did is they saw

00:51:56.170 --> 00:51:59.030
a sticker probably on their dad's toolbox from

00:51:59.030 --> 00:52:00.989
when he used to listen back in the 80s and the

00:52:00.989 --> 00:52:03.050
90s. And they're like, oh, that's kind of a cool

00:52:03.050 --> 00:52:05.530
logo. I could get that on a shirt. They sell

00:52:05.530 --> 00:52:07.630
it at the local clothing company down the street.

00:52:07.750 --> 00:52:09.869
But they don't know what that really means. Are

00:52:09.869 --> 00:52:12.170
you saying they're not fans of Alan Cox or the

00:52:12.170 --> 00:52:16.719
old Maxwell show? I mean, they don't know what

00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:18.940
this, it's like telling them, oh, a radio show,

00:52:18.980 --> 00:52:21.360
it's like a podcast with more commercials and

00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:23.840
you have to censor yourself. And if you were

00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.900
to ask them what Alan Cox is, they'd think it's

00:52:25.900 --> 00:52:32.639
a porn star. Yeah, it's just, I think people

00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:35.480
like the aesthetic of the 1990s and what it was,

00:52:35.480 --> 00:52:38.780
but especially the younger people, and they didn't

00:52:38.780 --> 00:52:41.099
get a chance to grow up at a certain time of,

00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:43.500
because here's what it is, when you listen to

00:52:43.500 --> 00:52:47.389
the radio, I think the reason you're still working

00:52:47.389 --> 00:52:49.190
and you're still trying to get something out

00:52:49.190 --> 00:52:53.289
of it is that radio had a spontaneity behind

00:52:53.289 --> 00:52:55.570
it where you didn't know what the next song was

00:52:55.570 --> 00:52:58.730
unless you were the DJ. But it could be one of

00:52:58.730 --> 00:53:00.250
your favorite songs or it could be one you would

00:53:00.250 --> 00:53:03.329
like to skip. But the thrill of knowing that

00:53:03.329 --> 00:53:05.530
the one song is ending and it's going into another

00:53:05.530 --> 00:53:07.530
song or it's going to be a commercial break and

00:53:07.530 --> 00:53:10.130
the anxiety of waiting five to ten minutes for

00:53:10.130 --> 00:53:13.360
another song coming up, that was great. We don't

00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:15.039
have that anymore because I could just go on

00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:16.960
my phone and say, I want to listen to Alice in

00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:19.440
Chains right now. And not only do I want to listen

00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:21.480
to Alice in Chains, I only want to listen to

00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:23.579
Alice in Chains. And I want to hear the curse

00:53:23.579 --> 00:53:27.579
words in Man in the Box. And not have it say

00:53:27.579 --> 00:53:32.000
spit. According to the radio, the only Soundgarden

00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:35.219
song that's ever existed is Black Hole Sun. Not

00:53:35.219 --> 00:53:38.650
Rusty Cage, nothing else. Just Black Hole Sun.

00:53:38.809 --> 00:53:41.409
And the only, even though I like the song, the

00:53:41.409 --> 00:53:44.429
only Metallica song I ever heard on WMMS. Now,

00:53:44.449 --> 00:53:46.469
granted, I love this song because when I drove

00:53:46.469 --> 00:53:49.309
in to Cleveland and I saw the skyline, it got

00:53:49.309 --> 00:53:53.969
caught in traffic in 2014. So the song has a

00:53:53.969 --> 00:53:55.710
lot of meaning to me, but I'm also sick of it

00:53:55.710 --> 00:53:58.809
now. The only song MMS plays is Enter Sandman.

00:54:00.809 --> 00:54:03.250
Yeah, so it's interesting. I might have mentioned

00:54:03.250 --> 00:54:05.250
this on the show we did a couple months ago,

00:54:05.289 --> 00:54:07.949
but I had a music consultant that would tell

00:54:07.949 --> 00:54:11.030
me that some bands didn't have more than just,

00:54:11.110 --> 00:54:15.210
they only had one hit, and other bands were enormous.

00:54:15.349 --> 00:54:18.429
So, for example, Linkin Park, everything they

00:54:18.429 --> 00:54:20.570
put out was an immediate hit. And I'm going,

00:54:20.650 --> 00:54:24.309
no, it wasn't. I mean, yeah, Meteora had, what,

00:54:24.449 --> 00:54:27.369
three or four songs. Hybrid Theory had a couple

00:54:27.369 --> 00:54:29.940
of songs. And then after that, they had like

00:54:29.940 --> 00:54:32.059
one or two other songs. Look, no, no, everything

00:54:32.059 --> 00:54:35.039
they put out, Foo Fighters, Weezer, because the

00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:37.639
powers that be determined that. Yet he at the

00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:41.199
same time said, Tony, you like Queens of the

00:54:41.199 --> 00:54:43.440
Stone Age, I know that, but they only had one

00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:46.699
hit. And I remember going to see Queens of the

00:54:46.699 --> 00:54:50.420
Stone Age in Detroit in 2025 at the Fox Theater,

00:54:50.739 --> 00:54:54.699
playing nothing but Chamber Strings B -side.

00:54:55.289 --> 00:54:57.590
The place was sold out. You couldn't get a ticket

00:54:57.590 --> 00:55:01.469
for under $120. And they didn't play one hit,

00:55:01.510 --> 00:55:04.289
and the crowd loved it. And then I just saw them

00:55:04.289 --> 00:55:06.889
last week open for Foo Fighters in front of 45

00:55:06.889 --> 00:55:10.849
,000 people. So that band that only had one hit

00:55:10.849 --> 00:55:15.519
seems to be doing pretty well. I swear to God,

00:55:15.619 --> 00:55:17.940
I don't know if the consultants even know what

00:55:17.940 --> 00:55:20.260
they're talking about. Now, there is one consultant.

00:55:20.579 --> 00:55:24.820
Oh, no, no, no. They do. I believe they're on

00:55:24.820 --> 00:55:26.760
the take. I believe they're on the take from

00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:28.719
record companies. That's why they push certain

00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:29.639
apps and others. I never thought about that.

00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:34.000
That's all it is. It's just a music consultant

00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:37.059
deals with the record labels, which is why you

00:55:37.059 --> 00:55:41.260
don't see regular radio push indie labels. When

00:55:41.260 --> 00:55:43.679
you see a band that says they claim to be indie,

00:55:43.820 --> 00:55:46.219
like Arcade Fire, they're not indie. They're

00:55:46.219 --> 00:55:49.300
on a subsidiary of a major label. So it's all

00:55:49.300 --> 00:55:53.679
fake. So your music consultant doesn't want to

00:55:53.679 --> 00:55:57.559
find the best music for your radio station. He's

00:55:57.559 --> 00:56:00.579
getting free concert tickets, free this, free

00:56:00.579 --> 00:56:03.480
that, all under the table, probably paid in some

00:56:03.480 --> 00:56:06.079
way, allegedly. I'm not going to out anybody,

00:56:06.260 --> 00:56:09.679
but I know people. in the industry who follow

00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:13.900
the band Ghost around. Well, Ghost doesn't really

00:56:13.900 --> 00:56:18.099
get a lot of people. Ghost isn't on regular radio,

00:56:18.280 --> 00:56:21.880
but Ghost is very big online. They can fill up

00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:24.039
a stadium, and yet you've never heard them on

00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:29.340
WMMS, or you've never heard them on 97X in Tampa,

00:56:29.460 --> 00:56:32.659
or anything like that. But sometimes it depends

00:56:32.659 --> 00:56:36.050
on the promotion of it. Uh, the music, the music

00:56:36.050 --> 00:56:38.389
consultants are the ones who really dictate how

00:56:38.389 --> 00:56:40.590
things go. And everybody else who works at the

00:56:40.590 --> 00:56:43.150
radio station is just a lackey. Tony, did you

00:56:43.150 --> 00:56:45.469
know? Shut up. Don't, don't do a podcast. Yeah.

00:56:46.250 --> 00:56:48.170
Don't do the thing that everyone listens to.

00:56:48.190 --> 00:56:51.030
Tony, did you know that this phone call will

00:56:51.030 --> 00:56:57.619
reach 95 % of people? Well, I mean, that's the

00:56:57.619 --> 00:57:00.079
thing is they say 95, but did they miss the decimal

00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:03.039
point? Did they move it over to the left two

00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.280
places? Dude, I have a cousin. Listen, I don't

00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:09.369
want any rogue. radio programmer to hear this

00:57:09.369 --> 00:57:11.489
and think I hate radio I actually like it but

00:57:11.489 --> 00:57:13.449
I'm just being honest like I have a cousin that

00:57:13.449 --> 00:57:16.789
was born in 04 and one in 07 and I know a ton

00:57:16.789 --> 00:57:19.750
of people that are like 37 38 that had kids in

00:57:19.750 --> 00:57:22.789
2012 that are like 14 now and they whenever I

00:57:22.789 --> 00:57:25.369
talk to any of them they look at me like I think

00:57:25.369 --> 00:57:27.030
it would have been like talking about newspapers

00:57:27.030 --> 00:57:30.030
in 2010 it's kind of become the new newspaper

00:57:30.030 --> 00:57:34.469
right before the recession you know It's old

00:57:34.469 --> 00:57:37.389
media is what it is. And the thing is, it's not

00:57:37.389 --> 00:57:39.829
coming back. Just like, remember a few years

00:57:39.829 --> 00:57:41.869
ago, they tried to make cassette tapes a thing

00:57:41.869 --> 00:57:44.650
again. Cassette tapes were the worst. I mean,

00:57:44.670 --> 00:57:47.010
they're worse than CDs. You had to take your

00:57:47.010 --> 00:57:52.090
pencil and rewind it. But they tried to do it

00:57:52.090 --> 00:57:54.829
because it's hipster and it's fun. And then you

00:57:54.829 --> 00:57:57.409
have people going out and getting vinyl. But

00:57:57.409 --> 00:57:59.670
the thing is, here's the truth about vinyl. Yes.

00:58:00.059 --> 00:58:02.340
that they don't tell you about. It's a digital

00:58:02.340 --> 00:58:06.260
pressed copy onto wax. So what you think is getting

00:58:06.260 --> 00:58:09.059
this crisp sound that you can even, if you listen

00:58:09.059 --> 00:58:11.739
closely, you can hear a door slam two studios

00:58:11.739 --> 00:58:14.199
away. It's fake. It's the same thing you're getting

00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:17.420
on your MP3, but they're making a buck off of

00:58:17.420 --> 00:58:20.139
you because you're a hipster and you want to

00:58:20.139 --> 00:58:23.360
play something on your Victrola turntable. And

00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:26.139
that's just not, I mean, that's the thing is...

00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:29.480
The aesthetic on some things, they like to try

00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:32.739
to bring back and resurrect that. But ultimately,

00:58:32.820 --> 00:58:35.820
it's just kind of a LARP. It's kind of cosplaying.

00:58:35.860 --> 00:58:38.400
So I don't think you're going to see this rise

00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:41.800
in Gen Z and even Gen Alpha, the teenagers and

00:58:41.800 --> 00:58:44.219
even younger, who are going to be like, yeah,

00:58:44.280 --> 00:58:46.400
I want to listen to the radio. I really like

00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:48.179
that Rage Against the Machine song where they

00:58:48.179 --> 00:58:51.659
cut off the final minute and a half. And all

00:58:51.659 --> 00:58:55.280
of a sudden it just goes into a drum beat and

00:58:55.280 --> 00:59:00.639
the song's over. And then five minutes of commercials.

00:59:01.219 --> 00:59:05.539
I think it's the song Be Without You by Mary

00:59:05.539 --> 00:59:08.900
J. Blige. Or no, I think it's We Belong Together

00:59:08.900 --> 00:59:12.260
by Mariah Carey where the last like 30 seconds

00:59:12.260 --> 00:59:16.039
is just amazing vocals where the voice just goes

00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:20.500
on and on. And on the hip hop station here. Classic

00:59:20.500 --> 00:59:23.019
hits one that I heart does in Tampa. They'll

00:59:23.019 --> 00:59:24.900
just cut it off and it'll be like, did you know

00:59:24.900 --> 00:59:27.880
that the I heart radio app has a talkback feature?

00:59:27.980 --> 00:59:30.300
I'm like, can you just let me listen to Mariah's

00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:32.980
vocals for 20 more seconds? I will get the fucking

00:59:32.980 --> 00:59:37.380
app. They do that with the song Sultans of Swing

00:59:37.380 --> 00:59:42.840
by Dire Straits. Dire Straits has this, Mark

00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:46.019
Knopfler does this great guitar solo at the end.

00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:50.519
Yes. So intricate for a mainstream classic rock

00:59:50.519 --> 00:59:53.360
staple. It's probably on your classic rock station

00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:55.239
right now, wherever you are listening to this.

00:59:55.320 --> 00:59:57.860
And yet it's the one classic rock song that I'll

00:59:57.860 --> 01:00:00.260
go, I'm not turning this off. I still enjoy this.

01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:03.119
And yet it's cut off when he's just. wailing

01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:06.880
on the guitar and no one and that's just how

01:00:06.880 --> 01:00:09.920
it is but they don't you know it's because the

01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:11.719
song is too long for them you know it's like

01:00:11.719 --> 01:00:14.300
four minutes and 58 seconds we got to somehow

01:00:14.300 --> 01:00:17.099
get this down to about four and tighten it up

01:00:17.099 --> 01:00:19.739
a little bit we got to do a segment like once

01:00:19.739 --> 01:00:22.599
a month man you got way too much stuff to it's

01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:26.519
got to be heard dude you are fucking funny Well,

01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:29.300
I appreciate that. And yeah, I don't have anything

01:00:29.300 --> 01:00:31.460
to buy. I mean, I have my podcast and everything.

01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:36.840
How can people find it? By the way, it's on iHeartRadio.

01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:39.039
So when you're scrolling through your favorite

01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:41.500
radio station in town, find the Check Your Brain

01:00:41.500 --> 01:00:45.059
podcast. Very little commercials because people

01:00:45.059 --> 01:00:46.880
don't want to sponsor my show, but that's okay.

01:00:48.059 --> 01:00:51.019
I don't want to be beholden to sponsors. Yeah,

01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:52.800
because then you got to keep them happy. So you're

01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:56.050
on Patreon as well, right? Yeah, I got a Patreon

01:00:56.050 --> 01:00:59.230
if anyone's interested, and I put out free stuff

01:00:59.230 --> 01:01:02.489
every – I do it weekly. I feel like I'm on the

01:01:02.489 --> 01:01:05.929
slow retirement tour because I'm a – I'll be

01:01:05.929 --> 01:01:08.130
honest. I'm a bit of a Luddite when it comes

01:01:08.130 --> 01:01:11.610
to my technology and everyone's – because here's

01:01:11.610 --> 01:01:13.769
– I want to do one more thing if I can say this.

01:01:13.829 --> 01:01:16.429
Yeah, you're fine. So a lot of people who work

01:01:16.429 --> 01:01:20.670
with podcasting and the biggest podcasts in the

01:01:20.670 --> 01:01:22.829
world and even the ones – like they have a whole

01:01:22.829 --> 01:01:25.230
YouTube channel, but here's the thing. It's not

01:01:25.230 --> 01:01:28.090
like the hosts of that are also producing it

01:01:28.090 --> 01:01:30.750
as well. They have a whole team. They have guys

01:01:30.750 --> 01:01:32.690
that they work with or they're a part of a network.

01:01:33.269 --> 01:01:35.429
And they're the ones who are putting the video

01:01:35.429 --> 01:01:37.210
out there. And they put that little thing, the

01:01:37.210 --> 01:01:40.070
icon on the YouTube page says, like and subscribe.

01:01:40.469 --> 01:01:42.269
And then they cut out little things you could

01:01:42.269 --> 01:01:45.010
put for Instagram reels and TikTok videos. I

01:01:45.010 --> 01:01:48.750
don't have that. I'm my producer. I'm my booker.

01:01:48.929 --> 01:01:53.159
I'm my own host. I'm my own sales guy and everything

01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:55.440
like that. So if you want something genuine,

01:01:55.599 --> 01:01:57.820
go check out Hoppy Hour. Check out Check Your

01:01:57.820 --> 01:02:00.800
Brain Podcast with me. If you want something

01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:03.760
that's more polished, a part of a network, they're

01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:06.179
all out there. There's very few who actually

01:02:06.179 --> 01:02:08.119
are putting in the work and booking their own

01:02:08.119 --> 01:02:11.199
guests and stuff like that. So everything is

01:02:11.199 --> 01:02:15.099
fake. But we're now at the point where podcasting

01:02:15.099 --> 01:02:18.920
is where radio is or radio was probably in the

01:02:18.920 --> 01:02:23.139
early 2000s. I agree. I don't know what the next,

01:02:23.260 --> 01:02:26.400
what do you think is the next thing? Streaming.

01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:28.579
What's the next big thing? Because what I'm working

01:02:28.579 --> 01:02:31.000
on is getting, so I don't do videos, but I'm

01:02:31.000 --> 01:02:34.900
working on getting like AI visuals and re -airing

01:02:34.900 --> 01:02:37.739
my show on Kik and Twitch. And I think this whole

01:02:37.739 --> 01:02:40.400
Kik thing, I don't personally want to be on camera

01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:42.820
walking around downtown St. Pete bothering people,

01:02:43.059 --> 01:02:46.079
like how guys like Adrian Broner do it in LA,

01:02:46.340 --> 01:02:49.460
but I do want to somehow get on Kik. So I think

01:02:49.460 --> 01:02:52.420
that live streaming is kind of, And it's what

01:02:52.420 --> 01:02:55.940
all the 2005 babies are doing, like I Show Speed

01:02:55.940 --> 01:03:00.880
and Neon. So I think podcasting is actually maybe

01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:04.860
even in 2005 radio. I think podcasting is because

01:03:04.860 --> 01:03:07.539
too many people are doing it. I get invited.

01:03:08.409 --> 01:03:11.969
I'm not picky and choosy. I'll do your podcast

01:03:11.969 --> 01:03:13.690
because you're fucking good and you're my friend,

01:03:13.789 --> 01:03:16.710
but I got invited onto a podcast with a guy that

01:03:16.710 --> 01:03:19.710
was a male porn star, but he wanted to only talk

01:03:19.710 --> 01:03:23.929
about sex, and I was like, I'm good. Yeah, I

01:03:23.929 --> 01:03:26.369
mean, well, the thing is with podcasting that's

01:03:26.369 --> 01:03:31.329
good is that it's limited commercials. It's long

01:03:31.329 --> 01:03:35.630
-form content. It is what radio used to be, just

01:03:35.630 --> 01:03:39.760
uncensored in many ways. and also you can have

01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:42.480
it in the car. So, Ryan, if you're ever driving

01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:45.239
to Fort Myers, for example, two -hour drive,

01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:48.519
are you going to watch somebody stream the entire

01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:50.679
time? And if you are watching a stream, let's

01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:53.300
say you're watching Clavicular, what is he doing

01:03:53.300 --> 01:03:55.539
other than just sitting in a chair and there's

01:03:55.539 --> 01:03:58.710
just tip comments? that's what I don't get people

01:03:58.710 --> 01:04:00.889
tell me like Tony I like your content I wish

01:04:00.889 --> 01:04:03.130
you did more videos of what you want to see me

01:04:03.130 --> 01:04:05.030
sitting in a chair be on a microphone I know

01:04:05.030 --> 01:04:09.210
dude dude I I love watching him at the club where

01:04:09.210 --> 01:04:11.090
he's probably not supposed to be there because

01:04:11.090 --> 01:04:15.510
he's not born in 2005 and my favorite part is

01:04:15.510 --> 01:04:17.289
when he goes up to a girl who's like so do you

01:04:17.289 --> 01:04:19.969
want to fuck tonight and I'm thinking I had a

01:04:19.969 --> 01:04:23.429
classless era where I banged a lot of girls I

01:04:23.429 --> 01:04:26.110
partied a lot it was in Cleveland and Tampa but

01:04:26.190 --> 01:04:29.329
i never once dude i never once went up to a girl

01:04:29.329 --> 01:04:31.630
at a at a club and was like hey do you want to

01:04:31.630 --> 01:04:38.469
fuck yeah that that is uh but i mean it's it's

01:04:38.469 --> 01:04:40.409
a it's a new society well i mean if you think

01:04:40.409 --> 01:04:43.369
about it saying that on a podcast or saying that

01:04:43.369 --> 01:04:45.869
on a stream i should say goodness i'm an unk

01:04:45.869 --> 01:04:49.269
now yeah um But saying that on a stream, it's

01:04:49.269 --> 01:04:52.010
almost kind of like a Howard Stern, why don't

01:04:52.010 --> 01:04:54.530
you ride the Sibian here? Yeah, I was thinking

01:04:54.530 --> 01:04:56.849
that too. Or the 55 -gallon drum contest. So

01:04:56.849 --> 01:04:59.150
maybe it's all coming full circle again. All

01:04:59.150 --> 01:05:01.889
Clavicular will need to do is get a baseball

01:05:01.889 --> 01:05:04.630
bat and do the waffle or the baseball bat challenge

01:05:04.630 --> 01:05:08.690
Opie and Anthony did, and then he's good. I was

01:05:08.690 --> 01:05:12.150
in Florida. I was in Miami when he overdosed.

01:05:12.190 --> 01:05:14.349
Yeah. He was opening up a club the next day.

01:05:14.429 --> 01:05:18.309
You were there? Yeah. Well, I was down in, I

01:05:18.309 --> 01:05:20.110
think it was in West Palm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:20.110 --> 01:05:23.250
We were sitting at a bar, and my wife hates clavicular.

01:05:23.530 --> 01:05:27.369
And I just, she's like, who is this guy? I hate

01:05:27.369 --> 01:05:31.050
mogging and mewing. Leah, Leah seems like he,

01:05:31.150 --> 01:05:35.159
I cannot imagine Leah liking him at all. No,

01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:37.179
she did not. And I said, well, we got to go to

01:05:37.179 --> 01:05:39.780
this club opening. It's in South Beach. You know,

01:05:39.780 --> 01:05:41.940
we're only just like an hour away from it. And

01:05:41.940 --> 01:05:43.760
she's like, we are absolutely not. And I said,

01:05:43.840 --> 01:05:46.019
oh, wait a second. We might not be able to. She

01:05:46.019 --> 01:05:50.320
just overdosed on GHB just now. And then he was

01:05:50.320 --> 01:05:52.079
there the next night. And who knows? I don't

01:05:52.079 --> 01:05:53.760
know if the club's even still open. And that

01:05:53.760 --> 01:05:56.920
was in April. God, it would be the best having

01:05:56.920 --> 01:05:59.820
Leah call him out, having him, like, not hit

01:05:59.820 --> 01:06:01.739
on Leah, but, like, talk to Leah. And she, like,

01:06:01.780 --> 01:06:03.900
puts a drink in his. Dude, what if Leah went

01:06:03.900 --> 01:06:08.579
viral? Yeah. Well, you know what's funny is I

01:06:08.579 --> 01:06:10.940
sent her the picture of us. We took that picture

01:06:10.940 --> 01:06:13.030
at the mall. And she's like. Because she used

01:06:13.030 --> 01:06:16.889
to listen to you. Because we've been together

01:06:16.889 --> 01:06:19.429
almost 10 years. And when you were in there in

01:06:19.429 --> 01:06:22.929
2014, her ex -boyfriend was a huge Alan Cox show

01:06:22.929 --> 01:06:25.510
and Rover fan. So she knew about the whole thing

01:06:25.510 --> 01:06:27.570
because her ex -boyfriend was into it. And she's

01:06:27.570 --> 01:06:30.590
like, holy crap, how tall is he? He's a monster.

01:06:30.889 --> 01:06:32.929
Yeah, I made you look really short. I'm sorry.

01:06:34.239 --> 01:06:37.519
And I'm like, I'm 5 '11", 6 '0", depending on

01:06:37.519 --> 01:06:40.059
the day or if I got a chiropractic adjustment.

01:06:40.420 --> 01:06:43.360
Dude, that day, I specifically looked very tall.

01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:45.980
I don't know. I think it might have been whoever

01:06:45.980 --> 01:06:48.659
took our picture, I think, was shorter. So it

01:06:48.659 --> 01:06:50.539
made you look shorter because you're not that

01:06:50.539 --> 01:06:54.079
short. It was very strange. Is it George Murasan

01:06:54.079 --> 01:06:57.900
and Billy Crystal or whatever? My giant with...

01:06:59.009 --> 01:07:00.869
Tony, you're the best. I needed this because

01:07:00.869 --> 01:07:02.550
I needed to hear because you're the one that

01:07:02.550 --> 01:07:06.210
told me about the whole radio reaching little

01:07:06.210 --> 01:07:08.650
stat they use. And when I saw that, I immediately

01:07:08.650 --> 01:07:10.230
thought of you and I was like, I got to call

01:07:10.230 --> 01:07:14.090
you, you know? Well, it's funny because we're

01:07:14.090 --> 01:07:17.210
by 2030. I think we talked about it, that there's

01:07:17.210 --> 01:07:20.039
a lot. You're going to see a lot of people out

01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:22.320
of a job and it's already happening. It's happening

01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:24.780
in television. You want to talk about where things

01:07:24.780 --> 01:07:27.579
used to be? There's a lot of TV stations. If

01:07:27.579 --> 01:07:31.039
you follow along with other groups, they're laying

01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:33.800
people off left and right. Where they said three,

01:07:33.820 --> 01:07:37.019
four years ago, no, we're not going to embrace

01:07:37.019 --> 01:07:39.980
AI because that'll be bad for our business. And

01:07:39.980 --> 01:07:41.980
now all of a sudden they're laying people off

01:07:41.980 --> 01:07:44.960
and AI is the new editor. And also the problem

01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:48.349
is going on with local TV. is the same thing

01:07:48.349 --> 01:07:50.590
that's going on with local radio which is it

01:07:50.590 --> 01:07:55.010
used to be in the 90s you go to let's say rapid

01:07:55.010 --> 01:07:59.849
city south dakota and then you go to norfolk

01:07:59.849 --> 01:08:03.230
virginia And then you go to Charlotte and then

01:08:03.230 --> 01:08:05.730
you go to Chicago. You would go from market 200

01:08:05.730 --> 01:08:08.210
to whatever, to whatever, to whatever. Now in

01:08:08.210 --> 01:08:10.449
radio, they have the voice tracking or the same

01:08:10.449 --> 01:08:12.949
five shows in all cities. But what's going on

01:08:12.949 --> 01:08:15.909
with local TV is they'll just have, if you're

01:08:15.909 --> 01:08:18.310
in like, let's say, I think it was Evansville

01:08:18.310 --> 01:08:20.970
where it happened. Evansville, Indiana. They'll

01:08:20.970 --> 01:08:23.090
just air the weather channel. They don't have

01:08:23.090 --> 01:08:25.670
your local little Dick Goddard anymore, you know?

01:08:27.020 --> 01:08:29.500
Well, that's also being done by AI because that's

01:08:29.500 --> 01:08:32.840
what's going to happen is the person, for the

01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:34.840
three people still listening to regular radio,

01:08:35.140 --> 01:08:39.739
in the next couple of years, your DJ will not

01:08:39.739 --> 01:08:43.100
be a person. your DJ will be like, hey, it's

01:08:43.100 --> 01:08:47.619
Blazer, it's 7 .52 in the morning, and that was

01:08:47.619 --> 01:08:50.659
Man in the Box by Ellison James from Facelift

01:08:50.659 --> 01:08:54.600
back in 1990. Hey, coming up we have Even Flow

01:08:54.600 --> 01:08:56.859
by Pearl Jam, and we'll give you some tickets

01:08:56.859 --> 01:09:01.020
to go see Weezer at the Tampa Bay whatever forum.

01:09:01.680 --> 01:09:04.899
That's not a person. They're working out the

01:09:04.899 --> 01:09:08.979
kinks right now. The voiceover people that do

01:09:08.979 --> 01:09:11.520
the sweepers and the bumpers and stuff, those

01:09:11.520 --> 01:09:14.180
are AI already at this point. I was doing that

01:09:14.180 --> 01:09:18.319
in 2020 and 2021. So it's definitely AI, except

01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:21.319
for maybe the recognizable big, big, deep voice

01:09:21.319 --> 01:09:23.800
guy that you can't necessarily recreate yet.

01:09:25.500 --> 01:09:27.880
I just look at this because yesterday was National

01:09:27.880 --> 01:09:31.180
Radio Day when we're recording this. And I saw

01:09:31.180 --> 01:09:33.819
it's adorable. All the people and they're like

01:09:33.819 --> 01:09:36.720
all the call letters back in the day. Oh, look,

01:09:36.779 --> 01:09:40.279
he's got his mustache on because it's 1987. What

01:09:40.279 --> 01:09:44.239
a career he's going to have. And then next up,

01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:46.819
next up, you see the post on LinkedIn that says,

01:09:47.020 --> 01:09:49.859
well, folks, I knew this day was coming, but.

01:09:50.380 --> 01:09:54.100
I am finding greener pastures as my company has

01:09:54.100 --> 01:09:57.779
laid me off. You know, I want to thank such and

01:09:57.779 --> 01:10:00.399
such media company for keeping me employed these

01:10:00.399 --> 01:10:04.539
last 38 years. And I thank so -and -so. And if

01:10:04.539 --> 01:10:08.939
anybody's interested in a 72 -year -old grizzled

01:10:08.939 --> 01:10:11.960
radio guy, yeah, no one is. Sorry, Scorch. Dude,

01:10:11.960 --> 01:10:16.340
the best is... Dude, the best to me is when...

01:10:16.340 --> 01:10:20.779
Okay, so... The best is when it's the radio executives

01:10:20.779 --> 01:10:23.720
or the salespeople that are older that are making

01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:27.199
all the money saying on LinkedIn, they'll post

01:10:27.199 --> 01:10:30.420
those like blogs about radio reaching 90 % of

01:10:30.420 --> 01:10:33.359
people. And it'll be like some AI caption where

01:10:33.359 --> 01:10:36.430
it'll be like. Oh, forget about Twitch, Kik,

01:10:36.529 --> 01:10:40.630
TikTok, Spotify, Apple Music, iHeartRadio, Netflix,

01:10:40.949 --> 01:10:43.909
Amazon. Radio's where the heart's at. It still

01:10:43.909 --> 01:10:46.510
reaches 90 % of people, and that's awesome. And

01:10:46.510 --> 01:10:52.750
it's just nonsense. My mother is sending me videos

01:10:52.750 --> 01:10:58.310
through Facebook Messenger of AI dogs doing coordinated

01:10:58.310 --> 01:11:02.670
dancing. My mother is 67 years old, so she is

01:11:02.670 --> 01:11:05.880
a boomer. We're at the point now where the boomers

01:11:05.880 --> 01:11:09.380
are embracing AI in this technology. It means

01:11:09.380 --> 01:11:13.060
for old traditional media, the newspaper, the

01:11:13.060 --> 01:11:16.560
TV, the radio, we're on borrowed time, ladies

01:11:16.560 --> 01:11:19.239
and germs. It's time to try to get something

01:11:19.239 --> 01:11:24.760
figured out here. Honestly, I kind of feel bad.

01:11:25.310 --> 01:11:27.909
for maybe not necessarily the 20 -somethings

01:11:27.909 --> 01:11:30.369
who are in media, because it's a good springboard

01:11:30.369 --> 01:11:32.250
to something. It's good to put on the resume,

01:11:32.390 --> 01:11:34.710
hey, I worked at a TV station, a radio station,

01:11:34.890 --> 01:11:37.649
whatever. Now I'm doing this now. I'm doing whatever,

01:11:37.810 --> 01:11:41.029
insert PR job. But man, if you're somebody who's

01:11:41.029 --> 01:11:43.670
not yet at retirement age, let's say you're 43

01:11:43.670 --> 01:11:46.970
years old, and what do you do? You get laid off.

01:11:47.729 --> 01:11:51.229
Is everyone just going to get a job in PR? Is

01:11:51.229 --> 01:11:53.750
that all everybody's worth now? What I don't

01:11:53.750 --> 01:11:56.750
like... is that before iHeart would lay off people

01:11:56.750 --> 01:11:59.649
with average ratings, but like someone that I

01:11:59.649 --> 01:12:01.689
talked to that obviously you've heard of, Kid

01:12:01.689 --> 01:12:04.750
Chris. Kid Chris was still number one in Cincinnati

01:12:04.750 --> 01:12:07.250
getting great numbers and he had hundreds of

01:12:07.250 --> 01:12:09.689
thousands of listeners and he gets let go. That

01:12:09.689 --> 01:12:11.770
to me is where I'm starting to get discouraged

01:12:11.770 --> 01:12:14.710
is when you see the rock and roll and funny DJs

01:12:14.710 --> 01:12:17.909
getting let go even if they're doing well. That's

01:12:17.909 --> 01:12:20.590
where I'm starting. Before it was like, oh, you're

01:12:20.590 --> 01:12:22.869
in 11th place and you haven't been popular in

01:12:22.869 --> 01:12:25.579
years, whatever. But now you can literally be,

01:12:25.739 --> 01:12:28.680
I mean, Dave Ryan in Minnesota, let go. All these

01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:32.119
shows, like that's where I'm now scared. I wasn't

01:12:32.119 --> 01:12:34.020
as scared before because it was like, oh, that

01:12:34.020 --> 01:12:36.920
person didn't get ratings. But now, dude, unless

01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:40.279
you're like Elvis Duran or Charlamagne, you don't

01:12:40.279 --> 01:12:44.579
matter. Bobby Bones. Exactly, yeah, exactly.

01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:47.140
But even with those, because you think about

01:12:47.140 --> 01:12:52.670
it, if let's say Bobby Bones. Let's say he either

01:12:52.670 --> 01:12:54.890
leaves or iHeart, whatever his contract's up,

01:12:54.970 --> 01:12:56.770
and they say he's making too much money. We can't

01:12:56.770 --> 01:12:59.609
come to terms on a deal. And then Bobby Bones

01:12:59.609 --> 01:13:02.329
starts a podcast. That's not going to be interesting.

01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:05.260
The only reason he has a listening base is because

01:13:05.260 --> 01:13:07.979
of what had been built up for now a couple of

01:13:07.979 --> 01:13:11.859
decades. And you know what the rumor is? Well,

01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:13.460
it's not really a rumor because I know the info.

01:13:13.619 --> 01:13:16.380
He never knew country radio. He was a top 40

01:13:16.380 --> 01:13:18.720
guy in Austin. I've met him twice at a radio

01:13:18.720 --> 01:13:20.899
convention. He's a nice guy, but he didn't know

01:13:20.899 --> 01:13:23.560
country music. They gave him all the bullet points

01:13:23.560 --> 01:13:26.079
of what to say, and then he just learned country

01:13:26.079 --> 01:13:29.109
music. He was never into country music. Well,

01:13:29.130 --> 01:13:30.750
if you listen to Bobby Bones, there's nothing

01:13:30.750 --> 01:13:33.550
country really about his show. Like, hey, we've

01:13:33.550 --> 01:13:36.090
got Megan Maroney is going to be here talking

01:13:36.090 --> 01:13:39.090
about her new album. But it's like it's it's

01:13:39.090 --> 01:13:41.890
it's Elvis Duran. That's all it is. It's just

01:13:41.890 --> 01:13:46.569
a top 40 morning show. And but again, those those

01:13:46.569 --> 01:13:49.149
are going by the wayside. And here's the thing

01:13:49.149 --> 01:13:50.949
is, because I'll get criticism like whenever

01:13:50.949 --> 01:13:53.529
I rip on radio, I'll get messages from people

01:13:53.529 --> 01:13:55.050
who still work in the industry and they'll be

01:13:55.050 --> 01:13:57.430
like. Yeah, well, dude, you said it was going

01:13:57.430 --> 01:14:01.329
to be dead by now and it's still going. But I'm

01:14:01.329 --> 01:14:03.170
not talking about the fact that you still have

01:14:03.170 --> 01:14:05.550
a job in 2026. I'm talking about your relevance.

01:14:07.050 --> 01:14:09.869
Here's the last vestige of it is sports radio.

01:14:10.149 --> 01:14:12.689
That there was a time where sports radio, you

01:14:12.689 --> 01:14:16.409
wanted to talk about who's going to be the starting

01:14:16.409 --> 01:14:19.649
quarterback for this season coming up. Is it

01:14:19.649 --> 01:14:20.810
going to be this guy or is it going to be that

01:14:20.810 --> 01:14:23.470
guy? Give us a call. We want to hear from you.

01:14:23.960 --> 01:14:27.239
And that was a thing that carried probably up

01:14:27.239 --> 01:14:30.960
until around 2020. Nowadays, people aren't rushing

01:14:30.960 --> 01:14:33.539
to their radio at 6 o 'clock in the next morning

01:14:33.539 --> 01:14:38.760
to hear about the take on whoever was, you know,

01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:40.960
for the game the night before. I'm embarrassed.

01:14:41.079 --> 01:14:43.619
I used to rush to listen to Mike and Mike in

01:14:43.619 --> 01:14:45.380
Chicago. Even though they weren't in Chicago,

01:14:45.539 --> 01:14:47.060
I used to love Mike and Mike in the morning.

01:14:48.279 --> 01:14:52.800
Oh, yeah. That was a good show, bro. But I mean,

01:14:52.800 --> 01:14:54.859
well, the thing is with Mike and Mike, notice

01:14:54.859 --> 01:14:57.039
what they used to do. They were a four hour show

01:14:57.039 --> 01:14:59.859
that did the same show for four hours. It was

01:14:59.859 --> 01:15:03.159
each hour was the same hour. So, I mean, they

01:15:03.159 --> 01:15:05.260
would change it up. It would still do four hours,

01:15:05.300 --> 01:15:07.779
but all the topics were essentially the same

01:15:07.779 --> 01:15:11.439
unless there was breaking news. Yeah, it was.

01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:13.920
Their six o 'clock lead topic was the seven o

01:15:13.920 --> 01:15:15.460
'clock, the eight o 'clock and the nine o 'clock.

01:15:15.930 --> 01:15:17.930
Yeah, that was kind of what I remember, too.

01:15:18.029 --> 01:15:20.789
And a lot of top 40 morning shows will do that.

01:15:20.869 --> 01:15:26.170
What they talk about at 750 is also at 850. Well,

01:15:26.189 --> 01:15:29.630
and also, here's another thing. What are your

01:15:29.630 --> 01:15:33.149
thoughts on Pat McAfee? I liked him until recently.

01:15:33.529 --> 01:15:38.569
I liked his come up. I still don't mind it. I

01:15:38.569 --> 01:15:41.470
still like him more than most. But it's getting

01:15:41.470 --> 01:15:45.659
a little too close to Joe Rogan -ish. Well, it's

01:15:45.659 --> 01:15:48.840
too much Pat McAfee now. If you go on ESPN right

01:15:48.840 --> 01:15:51.659
now, as we're doing this, Pat McAfee's on. Then

01:15:51.659 --> 01:15:53.720
you want to watch College Game Day on Saturday

01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:56.260
morning this fall, it's Pat McAfee. You want

01:15:56.260 --> 01:15:58.619
to watch Monday Night Countdown, it's Pat McAfee.

01:15:58.619 --> 01:16:00.439
Then you go to a commercial break and it's him

01:16:00.439 --> 01:16:02.859
and it's him and it's him. It's a little bit

01:16:02.859 --> 01:16:06.239
much. However, the one interesting thing that

01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:10.039
they were able to do is that they would at least,

01:16:10.260 --> 01:16:12.380
because when it started, I mean, his show started

01:16:12.380 --> 01:16:14.840
as a podcast. And that they were able to kind

01:16:14.840 --> 01:16:18.100
of spread it out a little bit and do some extra

01:16:18.100 --> 01:16:20.539
content that's not going to necessarily be on

01:16:20.539 --> 01:16:24.619
ESPN. So that's just what was what's interesting.

01:16:24.659 --> 01:16:27.800
And when I watch these like Boomer and Carton

01:16:27.800 --> 01:16:31.699
or Boomer in the morning and then they go to

01:16:31.699 --> 01:16:33.619
a commercial break and it's just stupid Boomer

01:16:33.619 --> 01:16:37.079
Esiason sitting there in his chair or Mike Francesa

01:16:37.079 --> 01:16:39.340
where he's got his earbuds in and his Diet Coke.

01:16:39.579 --> 01:16:42.710
And I'm going, you need to eat. This is why I

01:16:42.710 --> 01:16:44.829
don't do a lot of video content is because you

01:16:44.829 --> 01:16:48.069
need to use the media. If you're sitting there

01:16:48.069 --> 01:16:50.689
at noon and you're at a bar and you're eating

01:16:50.689 --> 01:16:53.050
lunch and having a beer, I don't want to watch

01:16:53.050 --> 01:16:56.189
dumb Mike Francesa and his white hair. Go ahead,

01:16:56.210 --> 01:16:59.890
dog. Go ahead, dog. That's what you think about.

01:17:00.270 --> 01:17:03.930
You think John Carl Stead should retire? Let's

01:17:03.930 --> 01:17:08.199
go to the phones here, dog. Is that what I want

01:17:08.199 --> 01:17:11.180
to hear? No, I want to see, just show B -roll,

01:17:11.239 --> 01:17:14.180
show the highlights from last night as he's talking.

01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:18.779
Use the stage. Use what you have instead of just,

01:17:18.979 --> 01:17:21.000
I don't want to see a guy sitting there listening

01:17:21.000 --> 01:17:25.079
to a phone call. Tony, you're the fucking man.

01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:27.880
Dude, you said everything I needed to say, but

01:17:27.880 --> 01:17:30.140
I didn't know how to say because you're the one

01:17:30.140 --> 01:17:33.180
that told me that mindset. And man, I could tell

01:17:33.180 --> 01:17:35.600
deep down you still love radio a little bit,

01:17:35.619 --> 01:17:38.439
but it's just like, it's like that. I don't know.

01:17:38.460 --> 01:17:41.279
I don't know what it is, but. I loved what it

01:17:41.279 --> 01:17:46.619
used to be. Yes. And then I had the gumption

01:17:46.619 --> 01:17:50.140
and I also had the naivete in thinking that I

01:17:50.140 --> 01:17:52.079
could help change it. And I realized there's

01:17:52.079 --> 01:17:54.159
no hope. There's no hope in changing it. Who

01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:57.739
am I? Yeah. It's all that matters. I don't know.

01:17:57.819 --> 01:18:00.920
I kind of had the same mindset, but now I'm so

01:18:00.920 --> 01:18:03.939
persistent that I'm never going to go away. That's

01:18:03.939 --> 01:18:07.720
what the radio business has to deal with is me

01:18:07.720 --> 01:18:11.909
never going away. Tony, can you believe we've

01:18:11.909 --> 01:18:15.420
been talking for 29 minutes and 40 seconds? I

01:18:15.420 --> 01:18:17.560
can believe it. I thought it was going to be

01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:19.060
like a quick five -minute thing. I'm like, no,

01:18:19.079 --> 01:18:22.340
I'm on a roll right now. No, no, no. I had to

01:18:22.340 --> 01:18:24.640
keep you on. I'm at work at my blue -collar job

01:18:24.640 --> 01:18:27.060
right now. I am nowhere close. The only thing

01:18:27.060 --> 01:18:30.279
I see are I see radio antennas in the way background

01:18:30.279 --> 01:18:33.600
of where I'm working. And that's about it. That's

01:18:33.600 --> 01:18:35.520
as close as it gets. And here's the other thing

01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:37.680
is all my coworkers, if I said, hey, did you

01:18:37.680 --> 01:18:39.680
listen to Kiss FM this morning and Elvis Duran,

01:18:39.880 --> 01:18:41.979
they wouldn't know who Elvis Duran is or Kiss

01:18:41.979 --> 01:18:44.720
FM. So I'm like, perfect. Well, you got to tell

01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:46.279
them about Hoppy Hour. I'm going to make this

01:18:46.279 --> 01:18:51.140
a separate episode. So it'll be on the full episode,

01:18:51.279 --> 01:18:53.239
which is currently being recorded. And then I'm

01:18:53.239 --> 01:18:55.659
going to make a separate thing because I knew

01:18:55.659 --> 01:18:58.119
you'd be the guy. When I saw that headline, I

01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:00.699
said to myself, I need to get Tony Mazur on because

01:19:00.699 --> 01:19:02.600
I've actually told a few people that are higher

01:19:02.600 --> 01:19:04.079
up in radio because they were like, do you know

01:19:04.079 --> 01:19:06.899
what that means when it says reaches? And I said,

01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:09.359
my friend told me. So you're the reason I know

01:19:09.359 --> 01:19:12.180
that. Hey, we're the station that reaches the

01:19:12.180 --> 01:19:19.619
beaches in Shakespeare. the lakes oh my god you're

01:19:19.619 --> 01:19:22.979
the best dude tony mazer again i check your brain

01:19:22.979 --> 01:19:25.539
podcast correct on all the platforms that is

01:19:25.539 --> 01:19:29.380
correct yeah it's on them yeah whatever wednesdays

01:19:29.380 --> 01:19:31.979
go check it out tony mazer you're the goat bro

01:19:31.979 --> 01:19:36.439
bye now i'll talk to you later i love that guy

01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:44.660
i love a good little cocky attitude i know 856

01:19:44.660 --> 01:19:54.659
-49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. Here's the deal.

01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:56.920
I'm thinking about it. We've been recording for

01:19:56.920 --> 01:20:00.420
an hour. We still have a ton of stuff to get

01:20:00.420 --> 01:20:01.859
to. Today's probably going to be a three -hour

01:20:01.859 --> 01:20:03.720
show. We got video clips. Some might be left

01:20:03.720 --> 01:20:05.199
over. I learned something from when I worked

01:20:05.199 --> 01:20:07.739
on the MJ show. Save some prep for the next day.

01:20:07.819 --> 01:20:09.460
But there's something kind of therapeutic about

01:20:09.460 --> 01:20:11.460
doing a long show. So we got pretty much a whole

01:20:11.460 --> 01:20:14.930
show coming up. Um, if you're listening in Fresno,

01:20:14.949 --> 01:20:19.029
you might not be able to hear the whole show

01:20:19.029 --> 01:20:25.449
because we only air two hours. So check that

01:20:25.449 --> 01:20:31.189
out later by searching H O P P E radio. You know

01:20:31.189 --> 01:20:35.930
what I mean? Cause I record for the hardworking

01:20:35.930 --> 01:20:40.630
average Joe and Jane that grind in life. And

01:20:40.630 --> 01:20:44.289
I appreciate you listening. All right. Here's

01:20:44.289 --> 01:20:45.970
the deal. We're going to come back and we're

01:20:45.970 --> 01:20:49.369
going to keep this party going. But every Friday

01:20:49.369 --> 01:20:53.869
we do this. It's the everyday my week. Oops,

01:20:53.949 --> 01:20:56.510
that was terrible production. That was perfect.

01:20:56.550 --> 01:20:59.489
The whole show. Every Friday we do the everyday

01:20:59.489 --> 01:21:03.859
my weekend. You know how radio legend Mason Dixon

01:21:03.859 --> 01:21:06.979
did the Friday chant? Well, every weekend we

01:21:06.979 --> 01:21:08.760
started off, even though you're listening in

01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:11.380
Fresno, it's a Monday, with Every Day of My Weekend

01:21:11.380 --> 01:21:13.640
by DJ Yarn. We're going to come back and get

01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:20.600
this party going. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Happy

01:21:20.600 --> 01:21:32.569
Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right

01:21:32.569 --> 01:21:35.529
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:21:35.529 --> 01:21:40.750
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We

01:21:40.750 --> 01:21:43.449
also need to be affectionate. And you can see

01:21:43.449 --> 01:21:46.949
that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do

01:21:46.949 --> 01:21:50.689
a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And

01:21:50.689 --> 01:21:55.779
we'll call it a day. the semen was so big it's

01:21:55.779 --> 01:21:58.439
not lacking any meat and that's what real women

01:21:58.439 --> 01:22:04.720
need stop cussing it looks like you went and

01:22:04.720 --> 01:22:07.619
got a job not on the ipad screen whatever the

01:22:07.619 --> 01:22:10.079
case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever

01:22:10.079 --> 01:22:14.069
like thank you but also i would love to be I'm

01:22:14.069 --> 01:22:16.529
getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you

01:22:16.529 --> 01:22:18.489
don't feel like listening to this next song,

01:22:18.689 --> 01:22:21.250
you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

01:22:21.250 --> 01:22:23.869
Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,

01:22:23.970 --> 01:22:26.489
folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right

01:22:26.489 --> 01:22:30.470
here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be

01:22:30.470 --> 01:22:45.560
right back. Every day, my weekend, man, I ball,

01:22:45.779 --> 01:22:49.939
man, I ball every day. Every day, my weekend,

01:22:50.100 --> 01:22:55.340
we gon' ball, we gon' ball every day. Man, every

01:22:55.340 --> 01:22:58.640
day, my weekend, hoes, I be free. You blame it,

01:22:58.659 --> 01:23:01.119
make it rain, but drop, leave your leak, okay

01:23:01.119 --> 01:23:03.720
Nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't Puerto

01:23:03.720 --> 01:23:07.100
Rican Michael Jackson, PC, my ice look like it's

01:23:07.100 --> 01:23:10.819
Christmas But I'm amazing, come out with Cartesian

01:23:10.819 --> 01:23:13.539
Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a

01:23:13.539 --> 01:23:16.399
raven Yeah, I'm token like the Taliban, twos

01:23:16.399 --> 01:23:19.100
from Afghanistan I'm a cart, sit so high, don't

01:23:19.100 --> 01:23:21.920
stop, no bitch, I land And all this ain't juice,

01:23:22.060 --> 01:23:24.720
man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me five

01:23:24.720 --> 01:23:27.439
bottles of that goose, I get a loose, man For

01:23:27.439 --> 01:23:30.710
real Baby, you can't do that on my hands. I do

01:23:30.710 --> 01:23:33.689
this shit every day. Ballin' to my plan. Yeah,

01:23:33.689 --> 01:23:36.470
ballin' is my 9 to 5. Me and Spock, it's you

01:23:36.470 --> 01:23:38.869
and I. You don't walk, it's kind of big. You

01:23:38.869 --> 01:23:41.350
a dick and suck it, man. Hershey's TV versus

01:23:41.350 --> 01:23:43.470
nigga. You just sweet like Hershey's. We been

01:23:43.470 --> 01:23:46.890
in between ya, girl. Five, three, surprise. Every

01:23:46.890 --> 01:25:06.399
day by weekend. Yeah, figure, ay, you know I

01:25:06.399 --> 01:25:09.300
fuck with butch Overdosing on the strong, rollin'

01:25:09.300 --> 01:25:12.359
quarters of the cook Club Miami Saturday, girls,

01:25:12.399 --> 01:25:15.260
the baddest in my book I just walk right on in

01:25:15.260 --> 01:25:18.640
while you lame niggas look Ay, even on a Sunday,

01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:21.279
I don't take a day Y 'all with clubbing and a

01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:24.239
station in my nigga, you ain't below Chickens

01:25:24.239 --> 01:25:26.760
see the insides, first they take they shirt off

01:25:26.760 --> 01:25:29.239
Second, when they hear our songs, then they take

01:25:29.239 --> 01:25:32.180
they skirts off Third, she gonna serve us, mouth

01:25:32.180 --> 01:25:37.869
stick or tongue out Fourth, Y 'all got milk money,

01:25:37.949 --> 01:25:41.090
bitch, nigga, I'm a cash cow Every day, my weekend,

01:25:41.229 --> 01:25:44.470
livin' life on a fast route Every day, my weekend

01:26:27.760 --> 01:27:28.640
DOORS CLOSING Turn the radio up, it's time for

01:27:28.640 --> 01:27:32.800
a thrill. Ryan's here with the latest feel. Sex

01:27:32.800 --> 01:27:36.539
and stars and love so real. Hoppy Hour hits with

01:27:36.539 --> 01:27:39.859
a funky feel. Date nights crashing like a scene

01:27:39.859 --> 01:27:42.800
at dawn. It's the gossip train that you're riding

01:27:42.800 --> 01:27:46.439
on. Ryan's got the scoop from dusk to morn. On

01:27:46.439 --> 01:27:50.220
this throwback ride, we all belong. Hoppy, hoppy,

01:27:50.220 --> 01:27:53.000
hoppy, it's the hour we crave. Ryan's got the

01:27:53.000 --> 01:27:55.640
juice and the beats that wave. Turn it up, feel

01:27:55.640 --> 01:27:58.659
the love, let your heart behave. Tune in now,

01:27:58.840 --> 01:28:02.060
don't you misbehave. Celebs in the mix, it's

01:28:02.060 --> 01:28:08.149
a hot affair. Every secret told with a naughty

01:28:08.149 --> 01:28:11.090
flair. Hoppy Hour's live and it's everywhere.

01:28:11.789 --> 01:28:14.409
Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, it's the hour we crave.

01:28:14.609 --> 01:29:03.430
Ryan's got the juice and the beat. All right,

01:29:03.430 --> 01:29:16.250
856 -49 -HOBBY. 856 -49 -467 -73. You can tweet

01:29:16.250 --> 01:29:22.449
at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email

01:29:22.449 --> 01:29:26.510
me, ryanhobbyradio at gmail .com. And to go along

01:29:26.510 --> 01:29:30.409
with all the 70 download Cleveland stuff. That

01:29:30.409 --> 01:29:34.340
was cool. You know who's going to be a guest

01:29:34.340 --> 01:29:40.159
very soon? Unofficial. It's not quite there.

01:29:40.739 --> 01:29:44.199
But my agent will talk to his agent and we'll

01:29:44.199 --> 01:29:51.140
see what's happening. We got some breaking news.

01:29:55.279 --> 01:30:01.020
Dominic Dator. Cleveland and legend overall on

01:30:01.020 --> 01:30:06.619
radio. Dominic Deiter will be coming on Hoppy

01:30:06.619 --> 01:30:12.859
Hour. It's my part at Derek Deiter. Do a podcast

01:30:12.859 --> 01:30:16.939
with 70 downloads. Back in the day, Dominic Deiter

01:30:16.939 --> 01:30:20.060
used to put his tongue in like bee traps and

01:30:20.060 --> 01:30:25.659
whatnot and get a wheelbarrow down the road and

01:30:25.659 --> 01:30:31.989
fought Butterbean in downtown Cleveland. And

01:30:31.989 --> 01:30:37.090
now he's calling it in my show soon. There you

01:30:37.090 --> 01:30:40.529
go. Eight, five, six, 49. Happy. That's eight,

01:30:40.590 --> 01:30:43.989
five, six, five, six, seven, seven, three. All

01:30:43.989 --> 01:30:50.289
right. Let's see here. Oh yeah. This happened.

01:30:51.189 --> 01:30:56.779
Wow. 20 years. This happened 20 years ago. Right

01:30:56.779 --> 01:30:58.819
here. The people of southern Louisiana and Mississippi

01:30:58.819 --> 01:31:01.180
may end up being the most tragic loss of all.

01:31:01.439 --> 01:31:03.619
George Bush doesn't care about black people.

01:31:03.819 --> 01:31:06.239
Oh, yeah. It's hilarious. Actually, that was

01:31:06.239 --> 01:31:09.699
21 years ago. Jesus Christ. That video is old

01:31:09.699 --> 01:31:13.079
enough to get drunk. God damn it. That video

01:31:13.079 --> 01:31:18.529
is older than clavicular. Tekashi69 continues

01:31:18.529 --> 01:31:21.250
to troll Lil Durk. Yo, I don't know who need

01:31:21.250 --> 01:31:23.390
to hear this, but y 'all been trying to convince

01:31:23.390 --> 01:31:26.510
me for the past five to six years that I did

01:31:26.510 --> 01:31:28.770
bad, I did something wrong. You know I'm alive,

01:31:28.930 --> 01:31:31.890
right? It's 2026. I'm free. I'm alive. I get

01:31:31.890 --> 01:31:35.069
to hug my mom. You're a lizard. You're a little

01:31:35.069 --> 01:31:40.050
red bitch. Everyone knows you're a coward. Right

01:31:40.050 --> 01:31:44.920
now, I'm not in no cell. Yeah, but you did stuff

01:31:44.920 --> 01:31:47.520
with 16 -year -olds, underage girls. You're a

01:31:47.520 --> 01:31:55.960
dark. You're the worst rapper ever. You're a

01:31:55.960 --> 01:31:59.600
bitch, dude. You're a scumbag. You make all men

01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:10.430
look bad. Whatever, then. You're just so stupid.

01:32:10.750 --> 01:32:15.090
God, I don't like Tekashi! At least Lil Pump

01:32:15.090 --> 01:32:19.229
had iced out an okay song in the club. Iced out!

01:32:19.970 --> 01:32:24.550
God, what are you doing, then? You're out of

01:32:24.550 --> 01:32:33.210
your mind! Oh, we got this right here. do you

01:32:33.210 --> 01:32:35.189
and your spouse feel like roommates here's three

01:32:35.189 --> 01:32:37.489
things that may have put you there one not having

01:32:37.489 --> 01:32:40.630
sex number one making your whole life about the

01:32:40.630 --> 01:32:42.869
kids because when you're dating oh yeah you know

01:32:42.869 --> 01:32:45.670
sometimes you gotta make it about yourself a

01:32:45.670 --> 01:32:48.689
little bit it's all about each other and it's

01:32:48.689 --> 01:32:50.869
love and fun and you're the priority all of a

01:32:50.869 --> 01:32:52.710
sudden the kid enters the scene and everything

01:32:52.710 --> 01:32:56.109
shifts yeah you gotta be careful about that that's

01:32:56.109 --> 01:33:00.149
why i got a vasectomy Here's Christiane saying

01:33:00.149 --> 01:33:02.590
she'll never date Blueface again. He like, okay,

01:33:02.649 --> 01:33:05.250
so you was with Jonathan. Tomorrow's the baby

01:33:05.250 --> 01:33:07.149
shower. Like, how do you make that make sense?

01:33:07.289 --> 01:33:10.109
Like, don't you want better for yourself? And

01:33:10.109 --> 01:33:12.130
I was just explaining to him, like, I'm going

01:33:12.130 --> 01:33:15.609
to be honest. Nothing. That got really nothing

01:33:15.609 --> 01:33:20.329
to do with me. So Christiane's still ugly. She

01:33:20.329 --> 01:33:25.409
makes Nivea. Nivea just farts too much. I know

01:33:25.409 --> 01:33:29.229
girls fart. I get it. Don't make it so obvious.

01:33:29.430 --> 01:33:34.229
Oh, that thug! Notice Carmelo Anthony scored

01:33:34.229 --> 01:33:38.170
a major win in court. He's still a murderer!

01:33:44.890 --> 01:33:48.149
What's going on here? What's going on with tennis?

01:33:49.369 --> 01:33:51.869
Nick Kyrgios' tennis career could be in serious

01:33:51.869 --> 01:33:54.149
jeopardy after the former Wimbledon finalist

01:33:54.149 --> 01:33:57.819
tested positive for cocaine. Hell yeah! Curios

01:33:57.819 --> 01:33:59.479
broke the news himself Wednesday in a lengthy

01:33:59.479 --> 01:34:01.439
Instagram post revealing that he was provisionally

01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:03.619
suspended after providing a sample at an ATP

01:34:03.619 --> 01:34:11.100
event in Mallorca back in June. In the post,

01:34:11.220 --> 01:34:13.420
Curios took full responsibility, apologizing

01:34:13.420 --> 01:34:15.680
to his fans, family, sponsors, and kids who looked

01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:17.600
up to him, saying, I'm deeply disappointed in

01:34:17.600 --> 01:34:20.750
myself. He also opened up about how years of

01:34:20.750 --> 01:34:22.569
injuries have taken a massive toll on him physically

01:34:22.569 --> 01:34:24.270
and mentally and how difficult it's been accepting

01:34:24.270 --> 01:34:25.930
that his tennis career could be nearing its end.

01:34:26.149 --> 01:34:30.369
Yeah, you know. He also, I asked him, I said,

01:34:30.449 --> 01:34:32.609
hey, homie, do you want to call in the hop yard

01:34:32.609 --> 01:34:35.430
to defend himself? And this was the public statement

01:34:35.430 --> 01:34:45.350
he made. I'm still waiting to hear from Jeffrey

01:34:45.350 --> 01:34:50.920
Knight as well. Christian says Navea needs to

01:34:50.920 --> 01:34:53.539
be careful around blue face. Keep talking and

01:34:53.539 --> 01:34:56.000
keep talking and keep talking and keep talking.

01:34:56.760 --> 01:34:59.000
What's up with me pulling up? What's up with

01:34:59.000 --> 01:35:01.180
that? Like, what's wrong with me pulling up at

01:35:01.180 --> 01:35:03.699
this point? And that's the thing. I don't like

01:35:03.699 --> 01:35:06.159
when people get comfortable. Stop getting comfortable

01:35:06.159 --> 01:35:12.069
thinking that man is going to save you. He's

01:35:12.069 --> 01:35:13.609
not going to be the very man that says it's the

01:35:13.609 --> 01:35:15.409
mailman and it's me. You know what I'm saying?

01:35:15.470 --> 01:35:18.329
So it's like you got to be real careful, decide

01:35:18.329 --> 01:35:23.010
your words well, because at the same time, you're

01:35:23.010 --> 01:35:27.689
messing with a gangster. He's going to do some

01:35:27.689 --> 01:35:32.210
gangster shit. But Navia likes the money. Oh,

01:35:32.989 --> 01:35:35.930
the Baltimore Orioles had a faith night. Hey,

01:35:35.949 --> 01:35:37.710
this is Colton Couser. My teammates and I are

01:35:37.710 --> 01:35:40.149
excited for faith night at the ballpark. God's

01:35:40.149 --> 01:35:43.300
not real. August 20th. We hope you can come out

01:35:43.300 --> 01:35:45.300
and enjoy it with us. You can get your tickets

01:35:45.300 --> 01:35:48.180
at Orioles .com. People are mad, but they had

01:35:48.180 --> 01:35:50.420
a Jewish, Mexican, Greek, Italian, Japanese,

01:35:50.659 --> 01:35:53.239
and a Pride night as well, so I think it's only

01:35:53.239 --> 01:35:58.119
fair. Freaking weird. I feel so jealous of people

01:35:58.119 --> 01:36:03.100
that believe in God. It must be so great. Mm

01:36:03.100 --> 01:36:08.520
-hmm. I don't have it. Sorry. It must be so amazing.

01:36:10.000 --> 01:36:13.000
Oh, the DEA is involved in Hayden Panettiere's

01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:15.859
death. And she had birthday plans with her daughter

01:36:15.859 --> 01:36:17.539
as well. It's really sad because I feel like

01:36:17.539 --> 01:36:19.380
she would have got her act together as a mom.

01:36:20.039 --> 01:36:23.319
Had she been given time? I'm telling you, I was

01:36:23.319 --> 01:36:24.960
talking to my friend Nick, who's a bartender,

01:36:24.960 --> 01:36:27.899
or a cabotender at Cabo House. There is something

01:36:27.899 --> 01:36:31.220
really sketchy about that boyfriend. Maybe that

01:36:31.220 --> 01:36:37.560
he's a loser. Maybe that's why. Oh, what's going

01:36:37.560 --> 01:36:41.779
on here? This hot ass woman, Gracie Pleasure,

01:36:41.859 --> 01:36:45.420
a dating coach. The number one thing all men

01:36:45.420 --> 01:36:48.060
need to know about women. There is only one piece

01:36:48.060 --> 01:36:50.319
of advice I could give after working with over

01:36:50.319 --> 01:36:53.239
400 single men. Is that when a woman is into

01:36:53.239 --> 01:36:57.939
you, she will do three things. And if she's not

01:36:57.939 --> 01:37:00.560
doing any of these three things, she's not into

01:37:00.560 --> 01:37:03.399
you. One, she'll text back. That phone lives.

01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:06.960
Oh, yeah. When they say, oh, I wasn't on my phone.

01:37:07.399 --> 01:37:10.979
So what is it, 2005? It's in our hands. If we're

01:37:10.979 --> 01:37:13.479
into a guy, he won't go multiple days without

01:37:13.479 --> 01:37:17.699
hearing from us. Yeah, that happens a lot. What's

01:37:17.699 --> 01:37:19.659
going on with Hayden Panettiere? Panettiere's

01:37:19.659 --> 01:37:22.000
boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, has broken his silence

01:37:22.000 --> 01:37:24.739
on her death in an exclusive statement to TMZ.

01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:27.779
Hey guys, it's Charlene from TMZ. So Brian's

01:37:27.779 --> 01:37:30.079
attorney, Sloan Ellis, gave us a statement saying,

01:37:30.159 --> 01:37:32.500
quote, Hayden's death remains under investigation

01:37:32.500 --> 01:37:34.840
and it is important to allow that investigation

01:37:34.840 --> 01:37:38.500
to proceed. He added, quote, as has been publicly

01:37:38.500 --> 01:37:41.159
reported, police confirmed there were no signs

01:37:41.159 --> 01:37:44.100
of foul play. The statement ends with, out of

01:37:44.100 --> 01:37:46.159
respect for Hayden's loved ones and the ongoing

01:37:46.159 --> 01:37:48.619
investigation, there will be no further comment

01:37:48.619 --> 01:37:51.260
at this time. Yeah, I think something happened

01:37:51.260 --> 01:37:54.239
now. Mm -hmm. What's going on with a Florida

01:37:54.239 --> 01:37:57.239
mom? A Florida mother is facing multiple charges

01:37:57.239 --> 01:37:59.460
after authorities say she filmed herself pouring

01:37:59.460 --> 01:38:02.279
hot candle wax on her two young daughters before

01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:03.859
intention. I thought she was going to stay on

01:38:03.859 --> 01:38:05.739
herself. That was hot. Suddenly setting a fire

01:38:05.739 --> 01:38:08.460
inside her Miami home. The problem is the mom's

01:38:08.460 --> 01:38:13.319
a hot piece of ass. I would put it out. Lista

01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:15.819
Campos Sanchez was arrested Monday and is facing

01:38:15.819 --> 01:38:18.619
charges, including first -degree arson. A lot

01:38:18.619 --> 01:38:22.779
of crazy broad. She's out of her mind. Here's

01:38:22.779 --> 01:38:25.300
Blueface and Nivea getting into it. Chad, I'm

01:38:25.300 --> 01:38:28.140
not tripping. Yeah, you are. Yeah, with a DNA

01:38:28.140 --> 01:38:31.500
test. Trip on your shoes, bitch. She be so focused

01:38:31.500 --> 01:38:35.100
on her point and her mission. She don't understand.

01:38:35.300 --> 01:38:38.020
And look, you're doing it. It just make a motherfucker

01:38:38.020 --> 01:38:42.739
feel weird. Yeah, he's a weird guy. I don't like

01:38:42.739 --> 01:38:45.979
him at all. Women choose who they sleep with,

01:38:46.020 --> 01:38:49.819
yes, but they rarely admit how they decide. I

01:38:49.819 --> 01:38:53.720
think they decide because they get wet! And they

01:38:53.720 --> 01:38:57.699
haven't gotten their rocks off, you know? And

01:38:57.699 --> 01:39:02.720
they're like, I need to get my rocks off! Here

01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:05.600
is Blueface responding to Christian. Swap them

01:39:05.600 --> 01:39:10.920
out! That is a woman beater laugh if I've ever

01:39:10.920 --> 01:39:17.840
heard one. He's a scumbag. What do you do? It's

01:39:17.840 --> 01:39:19.840
fucked up, Chad. That's why I be trying to tell

01:39:19.840 --> 01:39:22.800
you women, look. You can't do what niggas can

01:39:22.800 --> 01:39:29.840
do. He is so sexist, it hurts. I at least make

01:39:29.840 --> 01:39:34.500
jokes on here. He's being serious. He's an asswipe.

01:39:36.699 --> 01:39:40.140
Absolute worst. Lil' Dirk's father speaks about

01:39:40.140 --> 01:39:50.180
Lil' Dirk. What? I don't know what he said. It

01:39:50.180 --> 01:39:57.520
sounded like some parent. Here's Wiz Khalifa

01:39:57.520 --> 01:39:59.960
talking about how his 13 -year -old son wants

01:39:59.960 --> 01:40:04.600
to smoke. My son is becoming of age where his

01:40:04.600 --> 01:40:08.789
friends are experimenting with marijuana. And

01:40:08.789 --> 01:40:12.289
I'm telling them, I'm like, yo, that's a different

01:40:12.289 --> 01:40:15.090
lifestyle. Yeah, you're in a little bit of trouble.

01:40:15.670 --> 01:40:20.130
He's going to want to smoke. Here is Navea and

01:40:20.130 --> 01:40:22.430
Blueface getting into an argument after giving

01:40:22.430 --> 01:40:25.909
birth. That's why you've never been in the house

01:40:25.909 --> 01:40:29.430
before. Not to show it to Ribby. See, look how

01:40:29.430 --> 01:40:32.350
disrespectful you are. You over -talking rich

01:40:32.350 --> 01:40:34.329
shit when I just say the shit look cheap. You're

01:40:34.329 --> 01:40:38.850
a scumbag! You make all men look bad, you pig.

01:40:42.750 --> 01:40:45.630
What's going on here? No therapist will ever

01:40:45.630 --> 01:40:48.229
say your wife owes you sex. They will say something

01:40:48.229 --> 01:40:51.270
like, oh, I know intimacy is important and denser

01:40:51.270 --> 01:40:53.130
on the fact that it is an actual real duty and

01:40:53.130 --> 01:40:56.250
obligation. But I'm saying both things are true

01:40:56.250 --> 01:41:00.109
at the same time. Yeah, you know. Guys are horny.

01:41:01.109 --> 01:41:03.829
And if you don't keep us happy, we'll go elsewhere.

01:41:06.369 --> 01:41:08.569
Here's Angela White talking about how a high

01:41:08.569 --> 01:41:11.569
school teacher helped her. Kids are mean. If

01:41:11.569 --> 01:41:13.949
they have any opportunity to criticize you about

01:41:13.949 --> 01:41:15.710
anything, they're going to do it. And at the

01:41:15.710 --> 01:41:18.489
time, sexuality was a great way to criticize

01:41:18.489 --> 01:41:22.350
someone, I guess. Finally got into pornography.

01:41:22.470 --> 01:41:24.489
I actually waited until I was 18, obviously.

01:41:24.729 --> 01:41:27.029
But I was in my last year of high school when

01:41:27.029 --> 01:41:30.609
I turned 18. So I flew to America and shot my

01:41:30.609 --> 01:41:32.670
first scenes while still in high school. So came

01:41:32.670 --> 01:41:36.689
back as magazines and DVDs were being released

01:41:36.689 --> 01:41:39.390
with my content. Yeah, I've spanked at the hair.

01:41:39.489 --> 01:41:43.170
It's a good orgasm. Here's Mario, the singer.

01:41:43.449 --> 01:41:46.810
Let me love you. Flexing his vocals. He needs

01:41:46.810 --> 01:41:58.529
to make new music. Ooh. Sing it, brother. Here's

01:41:58.529 --> 01:42:00.729
Oprah's lover, Gayle King, calling out Hayden

01:42:00.729 --> 01:42:03.850
Panettiere's mom. NBC News Panettiere's estranged

01:42:03.850 --> 01:42:06.329
mother spoke publicly for the first time since

01:42:06.329 --> 01:42:09.210
her daughter's death. She called Hayden an amazingly

01:42:09.210 --> 01:42:12.010
talented person and went on to say of people

01:42:12.010 --> 01:42:13.909
who grow up in the entertainment industry this,

01:42:14.090 --> 01:42:16.470
it is a struggle and it's a very challenging

01:42:16.470 --> 01:42:19.310
industry. It's not unusual for them to sadly

01:42:19.310 --> 01:42:22.470
find the wrong path. I think it becomes very

01:42:22.470 --> 01:42:24.970
difficult to be true to yourself and I think

01:42:24.970 --> 01:42:28.439
Hayden sadly lost her way. What a piece of shit.

01:42:30.119 --> 01:42:32.819
And I wish it were different. I wish she had

01:42:32.819 --> 01:42:35.920
stayed true to herself. You're a pig, a liar,

01:42:36.020 --> 01:42:38.739
and you make all women look bad, you whore. Because

01:42:38.739 --> 01:42:40.640
she had many incredible... Even though you're

01:42:40.640 --> 01:42:43.329
hot as a mouth. attributes you know guys you

01:42:43.329 --> 01:42:45.409
read this and all i can think of is thanks mom

01:42:45.409 --> 01:42:49.630
for nothing i mean penny tear spent years publicly

01:42:49.630 --> 01:42:52.270
acknowledging her own failures her own struggles

01:42:52.270 --> 01:42:54.569
she did it with you in that interview she cannot

01:42:54.569 --> 01:42:57.569
respond now no and for her mother to use these

01:42:57.569 --> 01:43:00.170
days after hayden's death to just remind the

01:43:00.170 --> 01:43:02.550
world how much trauma she caused yeah it's unseen

01:43:02.550 --> 01:43:11.789
uh eight five six 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773.

01:43:11.909 --> 01:43:15.449
You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can

01:43:15.449 --> 01:43:18.569
always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com.

01:43:18.710 --> 01:43:23.050
And this was the sound, or this is the response

01:43:23.050 --> 01:43:26.369
that Oprah and Gayle King gave out when they

01:43:26.369 --> 01:43:28.470
were out seen in public about Hayden Panettiere.

01:43:33.579 --> 01:43:36.699
So that's Oprah saying that, it's an Oprah term.

01:43:36.840 --> 01:43:38.939
She's saying that she loves that Gayle King stuck

01:43:38.939 --> 01:43:45.899
up for, you know, Hayden. And that's Gayle King

01:43:45.899 --> 01:43:52.300
saying, thank you, keep licking me. Eight, five,

01:43:52.340 --> 01:43:55.479
six, 49, happy. Eight, five, six, four, nine,

01:43:55.539 --> 01:43:58.180
four, six, seven, seven, three. Oh yeah, the

01:43:58.180 --> 01:44:00.699
buzz ball girl said they had a threesome. Oh

01:44:00.699 --> 01:44:04.279
geez. Like our first time we got drunk together,

01:44:04.439 --> 01:44:08.460
we had a threesome. Wow. That was actually a

01:44:08.460 --> 01:44:10.180
question that I was going to ask at one point

01:44:10.180 --> 01:44:17.420
here. Man, he had a minute, had a 22 bang, some

01:44:17.420 --> 01:44:23.659
pretty hot girls on video and whatnot. But I,

01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:27.600
yeah, he's very off putting. How is he ever post

01:44:27.600 --> 01:44:35.439
Malone's engaged? Tyler Boebert must avoid sexual

01:44:35.439 --> 01:44:41.520
exploitation victim. We got the audio. Yeah.

01:44:42.220 --> 01:44:45.859
I love how MAGA always says that like crossdressers

01:44:45.859 --> 01:44:48.739
or gay people are the predators. When they are,

01:44:48.979 --> 01:44:56.039
it's them. It's obvious. It's right in front

01:44:56.039 --> 01:45:02.119
of us. I am going to enter this order. There

01:45:02.119 --> 01:45:05.140
are three conditions of it. You must not harass,

01:45:05.500 --> 01:45:08.640
molest, intimidate, retaliate against or tamper

01:45:08.640 --> 01:45:11.819
with any witness to or victim of the acts you're

01:45:11.819 --> 01:45:14.619
charged with committing. You must vacate the

01:45:14.619 --> 01:45:17.520
home of the victims or witnesses, stay away from

01:45:17.520 --> 01:45:19.539
the home of the victims or witnesses and stay

01:45:19.539 --> 01:45:22.140
away from any other location where the victims

01:45:22.140 --> 01:45:25.189
or witnesses are likely to be found. you must

01:45:25.189 --> 01:45:28.109
refrain from contacting or directly or indirectly

01:45:28.109 --> 01:45:30.430
communicating with the victims or witnesses.

01:45:31.189 --> 01:45:34.949
Yeah, there you go. She's so proud of him. She

01:45:34.949 --> 01:45:39.010
probably is. Princess Daya was allegedly pregnant,

01:45:39.069 --> 01:45:40.770
but we'll never know at the time of her death.

01:45:41.430 --> 01:45:49.109
Shia LaBeouf says he drinks every day. Perez

01:45:49.109 --> 01:45:52.409
Hilton is being given supervised permission with

01:45:52.409 --> 01:45:55.840
his kids. Wild and Out is going to change formats.

01:45:59.039 --> 01:46:03.659
Let's see here. Mama June's daughter says she's

01:46:03.659 --> 01:46:06.520
getting the OnlyFans bag. I tried to find her

01:46:06.520 --> 01:46:11.079
videos. I bet that ass is huge from behind. About

01:46:11.079 --> 01:46:15.840
to mix the ass clap when they're doing doggy.

01:46:15.840 --> 01:46:21.489
I bet they go to Powtown. Powtown. It's always

01:46:21.489 --> 01:46:24.029
the chubby girls that give it their all that

01:46:24.029 --> 01:46:28.550
go, hey! Oh, my God. Now that I'm recording from

01:46:28.550 --> 01:46:32.949
home, I'm getting text messages. Mm -hmm. Have

01:46:32.949 --> 01:46:37.430
you crossed the $10 ,000 mark? Oh, bro, I passed

01:46:37.430 --> 01:46:45.380
that in my first day. What? Yeah, like... And

01:46:45.380 --> 01:46:49.220
I recently, just last week, hit my highest day

01:46:49.220 --> 01:46:53.840
on OnlyFans this far. And honestly, I know people

01:46:53.840 --> 01:46:56.640
don't agree with what I do and my work and whatever

01:46:56.640 --> 01:46:59.159
the case scenario may be that they don't agree

01:46:59.159 --> 01:47:02.619
with, but that is a huge deal for me. Whatever,

01:47:02.619 --> 01:47:13.100
honey. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. Yellowstone creator

01:47:13.100 --> 01:47:16.060
cancels one of his spin -offs. Yeah. Taylor,

01:47:16.100 --> 01:47:18.619
what's his name? Taylor Sheridan. He looks like

01:47:18.619 --> 01:47:25.060
a douchebag. Just gives me the ick. Oh, yeah.

01:47:28.500 --> 01:47:33.939
It's time for Nepo Baby News. Let's go. Let's

01:47:33.939 --> 01:47:53.420
do this in the club. Turn the dial, what you

01:47:53.420 --> 01:47:57.939
hear? Same old names every year Family ties,

01:47:58.380 --> 01:48:01.779
velvet rope Hand -me -downs with a golden hope

01:48:01.779 --> 01:48:05.760
Front row seats to the same old game New face,

01:48:06.060 --> 01:48:09.140
old last name You can smell the favor in the

01:48:09.140 --> 01:48:12.420
air Like the door got opened by who you knew

01:48:12.420 --> 01:48:50.520
there Right now. Oh yeah, we got this right here

01:48:50.520 --> 01:48:53.439
with this douchebag, this frickin' loser. This

01:48:53.439 --> 01:48:57.539
failure! Now to accused killer Nick Reiner's

01:48:57.539 --> 01:49:01.760
fight to access a $1 .6 million trust to pay

01:49:01.760 --> 01:49:04.659
his legal bills. Trevor Ault is in Los Angeles

01:49:04.659 --> 01:49:06.399
with the latest on that. Good morning, Trevor.

01:49:06.739 --> 01:49:08.359
Good morning, Rebecca. We're expecting to watch

01:49:08.359 --> 01:49:10.060
this fight over Nick Reiner's trust fund play

01:49:10.060 --> 01:49:12.260
out today in a Los Angeles probate court. Nick

01:49:12.260 --> 01:49:14.800
Reiner's, of course, accused of brutally stabbing

01:49:14.800 --> 01:49:16.840
his parents, Rob and Michelle Reiner, to death

01:49:16.840 --> 01:49:19.420
inside their home in December. Yeah, so he's

01:49:19.420 --> 01:49:21.119
trying to use the money that they gave him, but

01:49:21.119 --> 01:49:23.329
I don't think he should be allowed to. But you

01:49:23.329 --> 01:49:26.189
never know with California. Mm -hmm. I was going

01:49:26.189 --> 01:49:30.350
on here with this neppo baby. Eric Dane's daughter,

01:49:30.550 --> 01:49:33.930
Georgia, is following in her late father's footsteps.

01:49:34.090 --> 01:49:37.550
The 14 -year -old has landed her first acting

01:49:37.550 --> 01:49:40.710
role in an upcoming Lifetime movie, The Ocean

01:49:40.710 --> 01:49:43.689
Between Them, where she'll appear alongside her

01:49:43.689 --> 01:49:46.649
mom. That's nice. I wish I had a famous father.

01:49:46.869 --> 01:49:51.439
Mm -hmm. Here's Britney Renner. Talking about

01:49:51.439 --> 01:49:56.100
how she's tired of men. It's just girls don't

01:49:56.100 --> 01:50:02.279
do it for me, baby. I like dick. Oh, yeah. I

01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:06.380
like dick. Oh, yeah. You know that's how she's

01:50:06.380 --> 01:50:08.359
never with her kids? What are you doing, honey?

01:50:08.460 --> 01:50:12.939
You're a loser. I ain't never let no bitch strap

01:50:12.939 --> 01:50:19.159
me down. Oh, yeah. Ever in life, babe. You need

01:50:19.159 --> 01:50:26.010
help. Oh, yeah. Not only did Steve Harvey have

01:50:26.010 --> 01:50:31.729
the best intro ever in morning radio, but on

01:50:31.729 --> 01:50:38.390
TV, Wendy Williams had the absolute best TV intro.

01:50:40.409 --> 01:50:45.930
Did they fucking delete it off of YouTube? No

01:50:45.930 --> 01:50:49.720
way. One second. I was trying to load up. No,

01:50:49.819 --> 01:50:55.859
they didn't get rid of it. Here it is. Scared

01:50:55.859 --> 01:51:18.260
me. So Wendy Williams... Is begging for freedom

01:51:18.260 --> 01:51:20.319
as she was seen walking around for the first

01:51:20.319 --> 01:51:22.600
time in six months. But here's what's sketchy.

01:51:22.600 --> 01:51:27.380
The video was deleted. So they definitely have

01:51:27.380 --> 01:51:37.640
her under control. Whatever. Show your ass. All

01:51:37.640 --> 01:51:50.159
right. Eight, five, six, 49 happy. Okay, this

01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:53.640
does not have to do with Tupac's murder, but

01:51:53.640 --> 01:52:00.159
we know Tupac was smoked. Oh yeah! I told a wild

01:52:00.159 --> 01:52:04.359
story about Tupac. He was cremated, rolled up

01:52:04.359 --> 01:52:07.279
into a blunt, and smoked. I talked to Shug last

01:52:07.279 --> 01:52:11.859
night, and Shug told me he was conflicted. You

01:52:11.859 --> 01:52:14.119
have to be the first narc that Shug's been cool

01:52:14.119 --> 01:52:18.880
with. I'm about that life. Hell yeah, he is a

01:52:18.880 --> 01:52:25.050
rat. We have a new show, Celebrity Crime Scene,

01:52:25.170 --> 01:52:28.569
Princess Diana, and we explore the realm of possibilities

01:52:28.569 --> 01:52:31.130
in Princess Diana's death. She fully believed

01:52:31.130 --> 01:52:32.970
that there was going to be an attempt on her

01:52:32.970 --> 01:52:36.029
life. MI6 is the British equivalent of the CIA.

01:52:36.630 --> 01:52:41.050
She told her friend, if she died in a car accident,

01:52:41.189 --> 01:52:45.350
look at MI6. We got Tyler Cameron, a Bachelorette

01:52:45.350 --> 01:52:48.010
star. He just got engaged. It was an exciting

01:52:48.010 --> 01:52:50.029
moment for us. I would use the word star lately.

01:52:50.329 --> 01:52:52.250
Pretty amazing run the Bachelors had. They survived.

01:52:52.430 --> 01:52:54.250
that racist scandal? What's his name, Debbie?

01:52:54.430 --> 01:52:55.449
Yeah, what was his name? Why can't I remember

01:52:55.449 --> 01:52:58.890
his name? Chris. Whatever, there you go. 856

01:52:58.890 --> 01:53:06.989
-49 -HAPPY. What's going on here? Whoa! Happy

01:53:06.989 --> 01:53:11.819
Hot Topic! Hayden Penetier's neighbor is making

01:53:11.819 --> 01:53:14.220
shocking allegations about the troubled star's

01:53:14.220 --> 01:53:16.640
relationship with her boyfriend. She was always

01:53:16.640 --> 01:53:18.680
such a bright light when she was by herself.

01:53:18.760 --> 01:53:21.760
When she was with Brian, she was so subdued.

01:53:21.840 --> 01:53:26.720
I worked with a female who was getting beat up

01:53:26.720 --> 01:53:30.239
and you could tell them all you want to leave

01:53:30.239 --> 01:53:33.460
the man and they don't. So there's that. There's

01:53:33.460 --> 01:53:35.859
her neighbor. That's what's going on there. And

01:53:35.859 --> 01:53:38.359
then there's this right here. Brian Hickerson

01:53:38.359 --> 01:53:42.239
is breaking his silence. Days after Hayden Panettiere,

01:53:42.359 --> 01:53:44.340
who was in an on -again, off -again relationship

01:53:44.340 --> 01:53:46.800
with a real estate agent, died at the age of

01:53:46.800 --> 01:53:49.600
36, Hickerson is speaking out about the star's

01:53:49.600 --> 01:53:51.600
sudden death through... I feel like being a real

01:53:51.600 --> 01:53:54.539
estate agent is so... It's not easy, but I feel

01:53:54.539 --> 01:53:56.079
like anyone can do it, and that's why you have

01:53:56.079 --> 01:53:59.880
so many sociopaths. his attorney telling tmz

01:53:59.880 --> 01:54:02.739
in an august 20th statement hayden's death remains

01:54:02.739 --> 01:54:05.659
under investigation and it is important to allow

01:54:05.659 --> 01:54:08.960
that investigation to proceed ah poor baby she

01:54:08.960 --> 01:54:12.300
was hypnotized by him he must have been good

01:54:12.300 --> 01:54:16.859
and bad or something i can't imagine how she

01:54:16.859 --> 01:54:22.020
feels about doing what she did and And then saying

01:54:22.020 --> 01:54:25.140
what she said, she slammed that door pretty hard

01:54:25.140 --> 01:54:27.760
in my face. After catching some heat for her

01:54:27.760 --> 01:54:30.560
first comments. And I think Hayden sadly lost

01:54:30.560 --> 01:54:33.600
her way and I wish it were different. I wish

01:54:33.600 --> 01:54:36.000
she had stayed true to herself. You know, guys,

01:54:36.060 --> 01:54:38.000
you read this and all I can think of is thanks

01:54:38.000 --> 01:54:40.159
mom for nothing. Hayden Panettiere's mom and

01:54:40.159 --> 01:54:42.760
former manager Leslie Vogel explaining herself

01:54:42.760 --> 01:54:45.260
and sharing how she'd like her daughter to be

01:54:45.260 --> 01:54:49.029
remembered. My mother. In a new statement to

01:54:49.029 --> 01:54:51.229
ET, Leslie confirmed she and Hayden were still

01:54:51.229 --> 01:54:54.029
estranged at the time of her death. So that sucks.

01:54:54.229 --> 01:54:58.430
And then here's actually an interview from 2007

01:54:58.430 --> 01:55:07.289
that has, let me see here. 856 -49 -HOPI. I just

01:55:07.289 --> 01:55:10.529
had it. Sorry. I have so much fucking prep. Here's

01:55:10.529 --> 01:55:12.390
the interview of Hayden and her mom, a little

01:55:12.390 --> 01:55:15.579
bit of it. She taught me everything I know. And

01:55:15.579 --> 01:55:17.739
she's going to start crying, I know. She's been

01:55:17.739 --> 01:55:21.340
my acting coach. Acting coach, that's healthy.

01:55:21.979 --> 01:55:25.479
Guidance and somebody who's pushed me to keep

01:55:25.479 --> 01:55:29.300
my eye on what I love to do has made me who I

01:55:29.300 --> 01:55:34.279
am. I thank her for everything. Hayden expressing

01:55:34.279 --> 01:55:36.560
deep admiration for her mother when they were

01:55:36.560 --> 01:55:39.659
on our set in 2007 to talk about Hayden's crusade

01:55:39.659 --> 01:55:42.180
to save endangered dolphins. She seems to me

01:55:42.180 --> 01:55:44.659
to have such a great head on her shoulders and

01:55:44.659 --> 01:55:48.199
she credits you for that. I'm proud of her. It's

01:55:48.199 --> 01:55:52.420
all nonsense, unfortunately. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

01:55:52.439 --> 01:55:56.260
That's 856 -494 -6773. We got four minutes left

01:55:56.260 --> 01:56:00.779
on the BuzzFeed little, or not BuzzFeed. Why

01:56:00.779 --> 01:56:03.380
did I say BuzzFeed? I don't know why the fuck

01:56:03.380 --> 01:56:05.079
I said, I haven't thought about that. And our

01:56:05.079 --> 01:56:07.960
Fresno feed. I was thinking the word feed, man.

01:56:07.979 --> 01:56:11.600
My brain's crazy. We got five minutes left. So

01:56:11.600 --> 01:56:14.779
let's keep it going. I remember that really breaking

01:56:14.779 --> 01:56:18.550
my. my heart." In a now -viral clip that's resurfaced

01:56:18.550 --> 01:56:20.829
in the days since the tragic death of Hayden

01:56:20.829 --> 01:56:23.170
Panettiere, her fans are rallying behind the

01:56:23.170 --> 01:56:25.529
late actress, calling out one of her former brand

01:56:25.529 --> 01:56:27.989
partners for what they say was a lack of support

01:56:27.989 --> 01:56:30.390
for women. It all started with a May appearance

01:56:30.390 --> 01:56:37.680
on Jay Shetty's On Purpose podcast. Where Hayden

01:56:37.680 --> 01:56:40.359
claimed Neutrogena ended its decade -long partnership

01:56:40.359 --> 01:56:43.840
with her after she spoke candidly about postpartum

01:56:43.840 --> 01:56:47.180
depression in 2015. Yeah, a bunch of losers.

01:56:48.279 --> 01:56:51.199
Poor baby got screwed in life. Sorry, honey.

01:56:51.500 --> 01:56:54.300
Law enforcement officials are touching base with

01:56:54.300 --> 01:56:57.439
Brian Hickerson's family. He's got bad vibes.

01:56:57.600 --> 01:56:59.939
This kind of reminds me a little bit of, um,

01:57:00.060 --> 01:57:05.210
what was that? Was that Gabby Petito? And the

01:57:05.210 --> 01:57:07.829
Brian Laundrie guy over in North Port, Florida

01:57:07.829 --> 01:57:10.329
and how the cops like checked in on that. It

01:57:10.329 --> 01:57:13.829
kind of reminds me of that. Police department

01:57:13.829 --> 01:57:16.489
confirming in a statement to people that this

01:57:16.489 --> 01:57:17.989
is going to be, there's going to be a documentary.

01:57:18.149 --> 01:57:20.029
Actually, yesterday I was with my friend Nick

01:57:20.029 --> 01:57:22.909
at Cabba House and we asked Chad GBT to write

01:57:22.909 --> 01:57:27.250
a documentary about her and it did. It was frightening.

01:57:27.310 --> 01:57:30.430
In two seconds, I had a whole documentary. Happy

01:57:30.430 --> 01:57:36.520
Hot Topic. Everybody thinks that Zoe ended because

01:57:36.520 --> 01:57:39.760
I got pregnant. Wow, Jamie. Lynn Spears looks

01:57:39.760 --> 01:57:42.899
old. Not old, old, but like, it's weird. She

01:57:42.899 --> 01:57:45.500
looks like a mom. And that is not true. Jamie

01:57:45.500 --> 01:57:49.159
Lynn Spears wants Zoey 101 fans to come and follow

01:57:49.159 --> 01:57:52.060
her to the truth. Nearly two decades after the

01:57:52.060 --> 01:57:55.199
Nickelodeon series came to an end, the actress

01:57:55.199 --> 01:57:57.760
clears up the longtime rumor that her pregnancy

01:57:57.760 --> 01:58:01.300
at 16 was the reason the show was canceled. Speaking

01:58:01.300 --> 01:58:04.420
on the August 18th episode of the Momarchy podcast,

01:58:05.180 --> 01:58:07.800
Jamie... Ah, so that's the misconception there.

01:58:07.939 --> 01:58:11.199
We got about a minute left in Fresno, so let's

01:58:11.199 --> 01:58:15.039
see how much we can cram in. Whoa! It's time

01:58:15.039 --> 01:58:19.020
for the DP. Robin Williams' kids are keeping

01:58:19.020 --> 01:58:21.880
his legacy alive. The actor's kids celebrate

01:58:21.880 --> 01:58:24.380
their dad's life on Instagram with a post that

01:58:24.380 --> 01:58:26.880
reads, as we recognize what would be our dad's

01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:29.699
75th year. Wow, that's crazy. We're grateful

01:58:29.699 --> 01:58:32.140
to see new generations discovering his work.

01:58:32.380 --> 01:58:35.340
Yeah, that show where he played the crazy guy

01:58:35.340 --> 01:58:37.460
that was living on the roof of a radio host was

01:58:37.460 --> 01:58:41.180
a good one. Sandra Bullock is opening up about

01:58:41.180 --> 01:58:43.939
one of the most difficult periods of her life.

01:58:44.060 --> 01:58:47.260
Three years after her longtime partner, Brian

01:58:47.260 --> 01:58:51.479
Randall, died from ALS at age 50. All right,

01:58:51.479 --> 01:58:53.720
so she said that she wanted to keep his whole

01:58:53.720 --> 01:58:59.939
thing private. Singular. Kind of like alien,

01:59:00.140 --> 01:59:03.500
but she's a person. Gracie Abrams is making it

01:59:03.500 --> 01:59:06.119
clear there's no bad blood when it comes to Taylor

01:59:06.119 --> 01:59:08.220
Swift. Of course she's going to say that. She

01:59:08.220 --> 01:59:11.479
doesn't want those dirty rotten Swifties after

01:59:11.479 --> 01:59:14.859
her. Of course not. All right, let me do the

01:59:14.859 --> 01:59:20.079
math here. 21 plus 21. Oh, no. This show is about

01:59:20.079 --> 01:59:24.020
to end in Fresno. I love you, Fresno. Bye. Bye.

01:59:47.449 --> 01:59:50.970
856 -49 -HOPPY. What's going on here? With more

01:59:50.970 --> 01:59:53.550
Dutch Bros stores and other popular coffee spots

01:59:53.550 --> 01:59:56.109
popping up across the Central Valley, kids have

01:59:56.109 --> 01:59:58.569
more access than ever. So they're saying that

01:59:58.569 --> 02:00:00.569
they're worried about caffeine consumption for

02:00:00.569 --> 02:00:04.210
youth. Who cares? There's bigger problems. A

02:00:04.210 --> 02:00:06.609
health update from Celine Dion with just three

02:00:06.609 --> 02:00:09.029
and a half weeks to go until her sold -out Paris

02:00:09.029 --> 02:00:11.829
concert comeback. I can't play it, but she's

02:00:11.829 --> 02:00:14.869
making a return to the stage. It's good. She's

02:00:14.869 --> 02:00:36.579
beautiful. Whatever. I don't know what that guy's

02:00:36.579 --> 02:00:41.960
saying. That sounds interesting. Mm -hmm. While

02:00:41.960 --> 02:00:45.300
Americans love to reward good service, many are

02:00:45.300 --> 02:00:47.939
having second thoughts about the barrage of tip

02:00:47.939 --> 02:00:50.579
requests. Here's when I won't tip. If I go and

02:00:50.579 --> 02:00:53.680
get like a vape and it's like $40 and then they

02:00:53.680 --> 02:00:58.680
want me to tip like 20%, that's a no -go. Ain't

02:00:58.680 --> 02:01:03.359
gonna happen. All right. It is time for side

02:01:03.359 --> 02:01:46.550
chick news. Mm -hmm. Then they on a yacht, pick,

02:01:46.630 --> 02:01:52.750
tryna hide Posting healing energy, while they

02:01:52.750 --> 02:01:55.090
DM huntin' Scrolling through the gram, all I

02:01:55.090 --> 02:01:57.550
see is double lies You can't tag the man, but

02:01:57.550 --> 02:02:22.529
you tag the watch He buys, this is not true Who

02:02:22.529 --> 02:02:24.810
you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand Still

02:02:24.810 --> 02:02:27.289
shopping for the next P All teams stressing,

02:02:27.390 --> 02:02:29.270
trying to spin it for the press But the group

02:02:29.270 --> 02:02:32.069
chat memes got receipts on deck From the field

02:02:32.069 --> 02:02:34.770
goals missing to the model in the mist One post

02:02:34.770 --> 02:02:38.130
off life, next post side twist You a free spirit

02:02:38.130 --> 02:02:40.890
but the rent still split Funny how the timeline

02:02:40.890 --> 02:02:43.729
never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what

02:02:43.729 --> 02:02:46.270
the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,

02:02:46.369 --> 02:02:49.170
you continue hating Laughing at the drama, yeah

02:02:49.170 --> 02:03:01.479
we know it ain't new Same story, new story All

02:03:01.479 --> 02:03:07.319
right, none of that. Ryan Lochte's fiance says

02:03:07.319 --> 02:03:11.220
she's no homewrecker. Oh, yeah, you totally waited

02:03:11.220 --> 02:03:15.100
until you were single. There's no crossover at

02:03:15.100 --> 02:03:19.560
all. You're nothing more than a side chick. Shut

02:03:19.560 --> 02:03:27.539
up. So Kayla has made it seem like you broke

02:03:27.539 --> 02:03:30.779
some kind of girl code. She probably did. That

02:03:30.779 --> 02:03:33.920
Ryan was off limits. Do you feel like that was

02:03:33.920 --> 02:03:38.239
the case or was Ryan fair game? You know what,

02:03:38.340 --> 02:03:40.829
honey? I don't look at him as, like, fair game,

02:03:40.970 --> 02:03:43.350
but there was never a time that, like, Kayla

02:03:43.350 --> 02:03:46.590
was talking to me in those moments that she says

02:03:46.590 --> 02:03:48.590
that she... She wasn't talking to you because

02:03:48.590 --> 02:03:52.390
you were busy banging him. He was like, man,

02:03:52.449 --> 02:03:54.270
I just really want our marriage to work. I just

02:03:54.270 --> 02:03:55.829
love him so much. I want to figure this out.

02:03:55.909 --> 02:03:58.710
Every time it was, Ryan's this, Ryan's a piece

02:03:58.710 --> 02:04:00.909
of crap, Ryan's this, he's a horrible dad, he's

02:04:00.909 --> 02:04:04.510
a... He probably is. He's a deadbeat loser. Remember

02:04:04.510 --> 02:04:07.569
how much of an asswipe he was in Rio? Horrible

02:04:07.569 --> 02:04:10.590
husband. And I do think that Ryan was a horrible

02:04:10.590 --> 02:04:13.750
husband to Kayla. I do. I think he was an awful

02:04:13.750 --> 02:04:18.149
husband. And you helped ruin that marriage, you

02:04:18.149 --> 02:04:20.670
side chick. And there's things that he's told

02:04:20.670 --> 02:04:23.289
me that I'm just like, what in the world? Like,

02:04:23.350 --> 02:04:25.470
you know, she should have got out sooner. They

02:04:25.470 --> 02:04:28.010
both should have got out sooner. I did not. Oh,

02:04:28.010 --> 02:04:30.890
and you think it's going to change for you? Especially

02:04:30.890 --> 02:04:32.949
because you're the side chick. It's going to

02:04:32.949 --> 02:04:35.609
be even worse. Break up your marriage. You're

02:04:35.609 --> 02:04:38.760
dumb. I'm not a homewrecker. Your home was broken

02:04:38.760 --> 02:04:42.220
when I met Ryan. So then you, okay, so the home

02:04:42.220 --> 02:04:44.539
was a little broken, so then you just demolished

02:04:44.539 --> 02:04:47.720
it. Jesus Christ! He was not living in the home.

02:04:47.880 --> 02:04:51.079
You guys, he had filed, you had filed for divorce.

02:04:51.180 --> 02:04:53.840
Not Ryan, you. So knowing all these things about

02:04:53.840 --> 02:04:57.460
Ryan, I guess why would you be with him? Right,

02:04:57.479 --> 02:05:00.920
and that was really hard for me. In the beginning,

02:05:01.140 --> 02:05:03.399
he reached out to me in 2019 and he said, well,

02:05:03.439 --> 02:05:05.539
you, my wife is out of town. Do you want to pick

02:05:05.539 --> 02:05:07.640
me up from the airport? And I wrote him back

02:05:07.640 --> 02:05:10.220
and I said, I am not into married men. Absolutely

02:05:10.220 --> 02:05:15.720
not. Of course not. No, you said. Whatever. You're

02:05:15.720 --> 02:05:19.880
the worst. Just a brat. I never talked to him

02:05:19.880 --> 02:05:28.359
again. We don't believe you. What's going on

02:05:28.359 --> 02:05:32.010
here? It's always a party in the Cyrus family.

02:05:32.369 --> 02:05:35.869
Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, and mom Tish Cyrus turned

02:05:35.869 --> 02:05:45.210
their latest outing into... I had to take a step

02:05:45.210 --> 02:05:49.930
back and not self -sabotage. She sounds pilled

02:05:49.930 --> 02:05:53.199
up. Anna Faris says she's not drinking alcohol

02:05:53.199 --> 02:05:54.939
anymore, but you're probably on pills, honey.

02:05:55.079 --> 02:05:57.659
Mm -hmm. New court talks are shedding light on

02:05:57.659 --> 02:06:00.039
Shia LaBeouf's sobriety journey, with the actor

02:06:00.039 --> 02:06:02.460
reportedly admitting he's still drinking after

02:06:02.460 --> 02:06:05.100
pleading guilty to three counts of simple battery.

02:06:05.399 --> 02:06:08.220
What a loser. Just an absolute douche. Man, Disney

02:06:08.220 --> 02:06:13.239
really messed him up. Mm -hmm. Absolutely messed

02:06:13.239 --> 02:06:15.470
him up. This is interesting news here. Charlie

02:06:15.470 --> 02:06:18.149
Hunnam's beloved biker gang will ride again.

02:06:18.390 --> 02:06:21.189
The Sons of Anarchy cast is reuniting for the

02:06:21.189 --> 02:06:24.149
upcoming spinoff Legends, FX announced August

02:06:24.149 --> 02:06:27.390
19th. Alright, is that how we're out of ideas?

02:06:31.119 --> 02:06:33.819
After a nearly fatal stroke earlier this year

02:06:33.819 --> 02:06:36.640
left him in a coma for days, Quentin Aaron is

02:06:36.640 --> 02:06:39.439
ready to make some new vows, one to return to

02:06:39.439 --> 02:06:41.960
acting, the other to never speak to the woman

02:06:41.960 --> 02:06:46.060
he thought was his wife. Yeah, the woman he was

02:06:46.060 --> 02:06:48.840
married to was banging someone else. What a skank.

02:06:50.800 --> 02:06:52.859
What does it mean to you to have this many people

02:06:52.859 --> 02:06:54.840
still invested in all these iterations and movies

02:06:54.840 --> 02:06:57.699
later? It's just a kind of pinch me moment. Say

02:06:57.699 --> 02:07:01.920
hello to Hollywood's $100 million man. That was

02:07:01.920 --> 02:07:04.619
the payday Tom Holland got. Jesus Christ, that's

02:07:04.619 --> 02:07:11.140
a lot of money. John Stamos celebrating turning

02:07:11.140 --> 02:07:16.399
63 in his birthday suit. Yeah, they said he posed

02:07:16.399 --> 02:07:18.279
nude, but he's in his underwear. That's not nude.

02:07:20.789 --> 02:07:23.640
What's going on here? Okay, Buc -ee's has been

02:07:23.640 --> 02:07:26.119
the spotlight on social media lately, but not

02:07:26.119 --> 02:07:27.760
for a good reason. You may have been scrolling

02:07:27.760 --> 02:07:30.520
recently and seen some snippets of this very

02:07:30.520 --> 02:07:33.819
public feud between Buc -ee's and Last Week Tonight

02:07:33.819 --> 02:07:36.720
host John Oliver. Oliver's been very critical

02:07:36.720 --> 02:07:38.640
of Buc -ee's, taking some shots at them over

02:07:38.640 --> 02:07:41.899
their many lawsuits against smaller businesses

02:07:41.899 --> 02:07:44.380
for trademark infringement. And it just so happens

02:07:44.380 --> 02:07:46.520
that, yeah, they're dumb rednecks. One of those

02:07:46.520 --> 02:07:49.479
smaller businesses that faced legal action from

02:07:49.479 --> 02:07:52.180
Buc -ee's is right here in Winter Park. We just

02:07:52.180 --> 02:07:54.300
posted about the settlement this week on clickorlando

02:07:54.300 --> 02:07:57.020
.com. Bucky's was suing Prometheus Esoterica,

02:07:57.100 --> 02:07:59.380
claiming the Winter Park store was missing. All

02:07:59.380 --> 02:08:02.640
right, well, that logo looks a lot more than

02:08:02.640 --> 02:08:05.159
the beavers thing in Ohio. Sleeting customers

02:08:05.159 --> 02:08:07.460
about an affiliation with Bucky's by selling

02:08:07.460 --> 02:08:09.500
shirts like these. So, of course, we put this

02:08:09.500 --> 02:08:11.460
out on the new six Facebook. Okay, well, that

02:08:11.460 --> 02:08:14.520
looks way too close to Bucky's page and got a

02:08:14.520 --> 02:08:16.779
ton of comments. Bill says, a shirt I didn't

02:08:16.779 --> 02:08:19.020
know I need. Sebring says, I'm with Bucky's on

02:08:19.020 --> 02:08:21.159
this one. They needed to be stopped. Alex says...

02:08:21.260 --> 02:08:22.939
My favorite local shop. I'm sad Bucky's went

02:08:22.939 --> 02:08:25.020
after them, but glad this crap is over with.

02:08:25.119 --> 02:08:26.640
So if you want to read more about... So there's

02:08:26.640 --> 02:08:31.760
that. Mm -hmm. What else is going on? I got this

02:08:31.760 --> 02:08:35.859
here. This morning, those controversial license

02:08:35.859 --> 02:08:38.859
plate tracking cameras made by Flock back in

02:08:38.859 --> 02:08:44.279
the spotlight. Kiss my ass! A Massachusetts police

02:08:44.279 --> 02:08:47.560
officer on leave at risk of losing his job and

02:08:47.560 --> 02:08:50.060
possibly facing criminal charges. This is the

02:08:50.060 --> 02:08:53.359
problem. I like the idea of the fly cameras.

02:08:53.460 --> 02:08:55.840
I like the idea of criminals getting caught,

02:08:56.000 --> 02:09:01.970
but the cops are misusing it. for allegedly abusing

02:09:01.970 --> 02:09:04.649
the technology. The Stowe Police Department says

02:09:04.649 --> 02:09:07.470
Officer Jason Rogers improperly accessed information

02:09:07.470 --> 02:09:11.189
about someone he knows five different times in

02:09:11.189 --> 02:09:13.890
the flock database. Oh, what a loser. Just an

02:09:13.890 --> 02:09:21.609
absolute twat. Absolute failure in life. Oh,

02:09:21.729 --> 02:09:26.789
yeah. We got less than three weeks. Until the

02:09:26.789 --> 02:09:32.170
NFL comes back, and oh, I'm excited. Pat McAfee

02:09:32.170 --> 02:09:38.050
got a promotion at ESPN. I like Pat McAfee. Mia

02:09:38.050 --> 02:09:40.369
Bien -Ami, the wife of Eric Bien -Ami, is going

02:09:40.369 --> 02:09:46.270
to be okay. And much more. But call the show,

02:09:46.510 --> 02:09:54.380
856 -49 -EPI. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can

02:09:54.380 --> 02:09:58.119
tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always

02:09:58.119 --> 02:10:04.619
email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Does

02:10:04.619 --> 02:10:19.699
this music get you excited? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

02:10:20.380 --> 02:10:44.079
All right, now. Jason Kelsey is making a strange

02:10:44.079 --> 02:10:46.479
request in the name of helping the environment.

02:10:46.739 --> 02:10:50.060
Oh, yeah. The Super Bowl champion following in

02:10:50.060 --> 02:10:52.020
his sister -in -law Taylor Swift's footsteps

02:10:52.020 --> 02:10:55.340
and making his first foray into music in a collaboration

02:10:55.340 --> 02:10:58.000
with canned water brand Liquid Death and Garage

02:10:58.000 --> 02:11:00.819
Beer, which is Liquid Death is so douchey. Man,

02:11:00.859 --> 02:11:03.319
Jason Kelsey wants to be Bert Kreischer so badly

02:11:03.319 --> 02:11:05.850
it fucking hurts. Owned by Jason and his brother,

02:11:06.010 --> 02:11:10.409
Travis Kelsey. There's that. I think he's even

02:11:10.409 --> 02:11:12.890
shouted out Bird. He loves Bird. Trust me, I've

02:11:12.890 --> 02:11:15.689
hung around Bird. He's a douche. Here's Caleb

02:11:15.689 --> 02:11:17.430
Williams saying he doesn't care about what people

02:11:17.430 --> 02:11:19.470
think about him painting his nails. The nails

02:11:19.470 --> 02:11:20.750
and stuff. So I've done it. I mean, I've been

02:11:20.750 --> 02:11:25.489
doing it. I was dating a girl and, you know,

02:11:25.489 --> 02:11:27.329
wouldn't get our hands and nails done. She was

02:11:27.329 --> 02:11:29.569
getting, you know, nails done and whatever. And

02:11:29.569 --> 02:11:31.170
my mom does nails. So that's where it stemmed

02:11:31.170 --> 02:11:35.840
from. Here's Scott Farrell talking about Vita

02:11:35.840 --> 02:11:39.979
Veya. The big deal yesterday was Vita Veya. They

02:11:39.979 --> 02:11:44.500
got it done in Tampa. He's staying, and he gets

02:11:44.500 --> 02:11:48.939
a $30 million extension, and they needed him.

02:11:49.180 --> 02:11:53.539
I mean, let's just face facts. This guy is a

02:11:53.539 --> 02:11:56.720
monster on the defensive front. The tackle's

02:11:56.720 --> 02:12:00.770
huge. Two -time Pro Bowler. It includes $30 million

02:12:00.770 --> 02:12:03.430
guaranteed. It'll add $6 million to the $18 million

02:12:03.430 --> 02:12:06.310
he was slated to earn this year for a total of

02:12:06.310 --> 02:12:09.090
$24 million. He'll also earn an additional $24

02:12:09.090 --> 02:12:13.430
million in $27 million. And it ended this hold

02:12:13.430 --> 02:12:17.670
-in that he was performing. He was entering the

02:12:17.670 --> 02:12:20.050
final year of a four -year $71 million deal that

02:12:20.050 --> 02:12:23.069
he penned back in 2022. He had recently said,

02:12:23.170 --> 02:12:27.869
I want out. There you go. It's time for Hoppy's

02:12:27.869 --> 02:12:57.060
Hoops. Oh, yeah. So the Buss family no longer

02:12:57.060 --> 02:13:02.420
owns the Lakers. And they claim there's no evidence,

02:13:02.500 --> 02:13:05.119
but it's Steve Ballmer paying Kawhi Leonard,

02:13:05.260 --> 02:13:09.539
which I don't believe. Enos Cantor wants to dunk

02:13:09.539 --> 02:13:12.500
on Angel Reese. I get that technically he's trolling

02:13:12.500 --> 02:13:14.659
them saying that trans can play in the WNBA.

02:13:15.100 --> 02:13:17.199
But to me, it's still freaking annoying. It's

02:13:17.199 --> 02:13:20.670
like, shut up, dude. God. I was so excited when

02:13:20.670 --> 02:13:22.510
Kalen Clark joined the league. I thought it was

02:13:22.510 --> 02:13:24.350
going to be good. I didn't think it was going

02:13:24.350 --> 02:13:26.770
to be this divisive. Just a bunch of dumb broads

02:13:26.770 --> 02:13:31.010
that don't know how to make it work. What are

02:13:31.010 --> 02:13:34.989
you doing? You have this huge opportunity and

02:13:34.989 --> 02:13:38.189
you're messing it up. Because of your estrogen.

02:13:38.930 --> 02:13:49.359
And your egos. Oh yeah. Hoppy smooths man, he

02:13:49.359 --> 02:13:52.119
knows it all From scandals to the court, rise

02:13:52.119 --> 02:13:56.539
and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy

02:13:56.539 --> 02:14:07.560
Owl got that shock and awe Hoppy Owl got that

02:14:07.560 --> 02:14:21.619
shock and awe Oh yeah, here is the WNBA in a

02:14:21.619 --> 02:14:24.079
little bit of trouble. The WNBA is admitting

02:14:24.079 --> 02:14:26.000
its own security team crossed the line after

02:14:26.000 --> 02:14:27.819
a mother and her 17 -year -old daughter were

02:14:27.819 --> 02:14:29.539
told to cover up their shirts during Sunday's

02:14:29.539 --> 02:14:32.920
Indiana Fever vs. Atlanta Dream Game. So Casey

02:14:32.920 --> 02:14:34.579
Thomason and her daughter Annie were sitting

02:14:34.579 --> 02:14:37.380
courtside wearing XXXY athletic shirts supporting

02:14:37.380 --> 02:14:39.220
Sophie Cunningham's stance on women's sports.

02:14:40.000 --> 02:14:41.640
All right, and they got kicked down, which is

02:14:41.640 --> 02:14:47.359
stupid. The NBA 2027's top -rated players, it's

02:14:47.359 --> 02:14:51.680
number one, SGA, number two, Wemby, number three,

02:14:51.699 --> 02:14:58.300
Jokic, number four, Luka. So there's that. And

02:14:58.300 --> 02:15:03.000
then here is Draymond Green saying he threw up

02:15:03.000 --> 02:15:06.039
after he benched one time. When I signed my first

02:15:06.039 --> 02:15:11.060
big contract, I donated $3 .1 million to Michigan

02:15:11.060 --> 02:15:13.699
State. We didn't have a weight. Look at you.

02:15:14.319 --> 02:15:17.279
We had like this little room that's smaller than

02:15:17.279 --> 02:15:19.140
the room I'm sitting in right now, probably half

02:15:19.140 --> 02:15:21.539
the size of this. We had some weights in there,

02:15:21.579 --> 02:15:23.579
but when we needed to lift, like do real lifts,

02:15:23.720 --> 02:15:26.180
we had to go to the football building. And I

02:15:26.180 --> 02:15:28.680
thought that was ridiculous. Like to have a basketball

02:15:28.680 --> 02:15:31.560
program to the magnitude of Michigan State and

02:15:31.560 --> 02:15:33.399
we got to go to the football building to lift.

02:15:33.439 --> 02:15:35.659
That is a very good point. I can't lie. Yeah,

02:15:35.680 --> 02:15:39.050
totally. It's pretty ridiculous. So now at our

02:15:39.050 --> 02:15:41.130
practice facility right off the court. So he

02:15:41.130 --> 02:15:43.310
almost threw up. He's boring to listen to. Here

02:15:43.310 --> 02:15:47.069
is Michael Porter Jr. saying it's embarrassing

02:15:47.069 --> 02:15:50.729
how much WNBA makes. The NBA makes so much money.

02:15:50.729 --> 02:15:54.050
So much. And like we appreciate and we support

02:15:54.050 --> 02:15:56.510
women's sports. All right. So he's going to.

02:15:56.569 --> 02:15:59.510
I don't even want to listen to this. The WNBA

02:15:59.510 --> 02:16:04.390
doesn't make any money. Not at all. You guys

02:16:04.390 --> 02:16:10.279
pay their bills. Mm -hmm. I'm going to let this

02:16:10.279 --> 02:16:13.560
play. The reason I'm smiling is because I know

02:16:13.560 --> 02:16:16.340
the same energy won't be kept. Kaitlyn Clark

02:16:16.340 --> 02:16:20.720
is walking down that MVP. Look, she's going to

02:16:20.720 --> 02:16:22.739
have to do extra to get it. We know that. It's

02:16:22.739 --> 02:16:24.079
going to have to be undeniable. You're going

02:16:24.079 --> 02:16:26.659
to have to put the voters in a position where

02:16:26.659 --> 02:16:29.659
they look like absolute fools if they don't vote

02:16:29.659 --> 02:16:33.280
for Kaitlyn Clark. We know that. But she is starting

02:16:33.280 --> 02:16:36.579
to put that case together. Mm -hmm. He's producing

02:16:36.579 --> 02:16:39.920
more points than anyone ever has. At some point,

02:16:39.959 --> 02:16:43.100
you got to give it up. There you go. And then

02:16:43.100 --> 02:16:45.540
Stephen A. Smith continues to talk about LeBron

02:16:45.540 --> 02:16:47.120
when LeBron's not in front of him because he's

02:16:47.120 --> 02:16:49.819
a coward. And Anthony Edwards ordered to pay

02:16:49.819 --> 02:16:53.159
his second baby mama $14 ,000 a month, which

02:16:53.159 --> 02:16:57.620
also is how much he has to spend per month because

02:16:57.620 --> 02:17:02.149
he keeps swearing. Hmm. He's going to definitely

02:17:02.149 --> 02:17:06.309
go broke from all the baby mamas and all the

02:17:06.309 --> 02:17:30.649
unnecessary, you know, profanity. We're going

02:17:30.649 --> 02:17:36.129
outside. All I smell is poop. We also need to

02:17:36.129 --> 02:17:38.709
be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack

02:17:38.709 --> 02:17:42.270
and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,

02:17:42.549 --> 02:17:49.870
kissing, even fisting. The semen was so big.

02:17:50.049 --> 02:17:52.590
It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real

02:17:52.590 --> 02:17:59.020
women need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went

02:17:59.020 --> 02:18:01.760
and got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever

02:18:01.760 --> 02:18:04.159
the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, in

02:18:04.159 --> 02:18:07.139
a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would

02:18:07.139 --> 02:18:10.319
love to be getting railed, but... As a reminder,

02:18:10.579 --> 02:18:12.600
if you don't feel like listening to this next

02:18:12.600 --> 02:18:15.319
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

02:18:15.319 --> 02:18:17.979
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

02:18:17.979 --> 02:18:20.600
around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button

02:18:20.600 --> 02:18:24.709
right here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will

02:18:24.709 --> 02:18:58.260
be right back. to the south side, you ain't talk

02:18:58.260 --> 02:19:00.719
to the team. You niggas fear Prince and respect

02:19:00.719 --> 02:19:03.139
the cream. Boy, you slow motherfuckers, I'ma

02:19:03.139 --> 02:19:05.659
break it down, illa. Supreme was the businessman

02:19:05.659 --> 02:19:08.180
and Prince was the killer. Remember? You used

02:19:08.180 --> 02:19:10.459
to push the bulletproof BM, uh -huh. Say I get

02:19:10.459 --> 02:19:12.600
your C -6. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:19:12.600 --> 02:19:14.520
Bro, when he came out of there, they ain't get

02:19:14.520 --> 02:19:16.819
blunted. Had the whole project working for 50

02:19:16.819 --> 02:19:20.139
or 500. As a youth, all I ever did was sell crack.

02:19:20.280 --> 02:19:22.819
I used to idolize cat. Hurt me to my heart to

02:19:22.819 --> 02:19:25.020
hear that nigga snitch storm pack. I eager ride

02:19:25.079 --> 02:19:28.000
Like that, rumors in the hood was Just for snitching,

02:19:28.020 --> 02:19:30.219
I ain't believe that Paul, he helped me cop my

02:19:30.219 --> 02:19:33.500
first GSXR Had the 4 under the Z, the 5 and the

02:19:33.500 --> 02:19:35.979
3 Used to drive his truck through the hood, draggin'

02:19:36.000 --> 02:19:38.540
jet skis From General Wallace to Baby Wise Don't

02:19:38.540 --> 02:19:40.500
be surprised at how freely I thought our names

02:19:40.500 --> 02:19:42.760
are guys Who dealt with pies like L .A. and Wise

02:19:42.760 --> 02:19:44.979
Hell got shot in the neck, then told us connect

02:19:44.979 --> 02:19:47.079
Them niggas who shot him got up for 10 bricks

02:19:47.079 --> 02:19:49.399
Fuckin' Dominicans, turnt around and gave him

02:19:49.399 --> 02:20:01.319
one brick Just to stay on top So we call Mary

02:20:01.319 --> 02:20:11.920
Listen Over and over again And again That first

02:20:11.920 --> 02:20:14.100
verse is just a dose of the shit that I'm on

02:20:14.100 --> 02:20:16.459
Consider this the first shot there in the ghetto's

02:20:16.459 --> 02:20:18.739
caron I know a lot of niggas that get dough like

02:20:18.739 --> 02:20:20.959
Remy and Joe And Prince and Righteous from Hillside

02:20:20.959 --> 02:20:23.079
with the mole on his nose Throughout my struggles

02:20:23.079 --> 02:20:25.719
in the hood, I started learning Life's a bitch

02:20:26.250 --> 02:20:28.690
Pretty face, boy, she burnin' Man, I'ma get cheesed

02:20:28.690 --> 02:20:30.610
like Chaz Then run through whips like Seagal

02:20:30.610 --> 02:20:32.729
Gamble all the time like country curly -haired

02:20:32.729 --> 02:20:35.149
Prince And Tata, Popo, and Depressin' too They

02:20:35.149 --> 02:20:37.290
know what they facin' Go against fools like Vivo

02:20:37.290 --> 02:20:39.610
And killers like Pappy Mason A lot of niggas

02:20:39.610 --> 02:20:41.870
I know been corrupted since birth Ties to rob

02:20:41.870 --> 02:20:44.110
nuns for fun For everything they worth I know

02:20:44.110 --> 02:20:46.010
some cats that have that whole complex It's like

02:20:46.010 --> 02:20:48.750
holy war Together niggas stand and divide if

02:20:48.750 --> 02:20:51.049
they fall Round here, the shook niggas, they

02:20:51.049 --> 02:20:53.069
keep it in motion Come around here with your

02:20:53.069 --> 02:20:55.469
roller, you can get robbed like Ocean Lord knows

02:21:05.700 --> 02:21:33.399
We'll be right back. Yo, rest in peace to Rich

02:21:33.399 --> 02:21:35.860
and Ron, money what they was about, yo. The twins

02:21:35.860 --> 02:21:37.659
was from Queens, but got crazy cream without

02:21:37.659 --> 02:21:39.860
pole. Throughout my time, I heard tales of Jaime,

02:21:40.000 --> 02:21:42.979
Frenchie, Jamaican Paulie, Ducky Corley, Rodney,

02:21:42.979 --> 02:21:45.360
Buffy, Chick, yeah. A lot of niggas flow the

02:21:45.360 --> 02:21:47.159
way I flow, but ain't been in the game all their

02:21:47.159 --> 02:21:49.319
life, so don't know who I know. Writing rhymes

02:21:49.319 --> 02:21:51.819
is the best way I express how I feel. If I ain't

02:21:51.819 --> 02:21:54.680
rich by 26, I'll be dead or in jail. Coming up,

02:21:54.680 --> 02:21:56.420
I heard shit from too much booze will leave you

02:21:56.420 --> 02:21:58.420
confused, and it You watch the news, you see

02:21:58.420 --> 02:22:00.159
players in this game and lose I'm forgetting

02:22:00.159 --> 02:22:03.000
lefty and jazz, pretty Tony and Lance Head Luke,

02:22:03.100 --> 02:22:05.659
Mel's son, Trey and he moneybags In a conversation

02:22:05.659 --> 02:22:08.100
over shrimp and lobster And Benny Hines heard

02:22:08.100 --> 02:22:10.920
Chico stop boxing And started Rob Medina's Shout

02:22:10.920 --> 02:22:13.520
out to Clarence and Clutch, Barb Dre, Blackwell

02:22:13.520 --> 02:22:15.899
If the flow don't kill you, then Mack will Forgive

02:22:15.899 --> 02:22:22.520
me for being upset Over and over again Just to

02:22:22.520 --> 02:22:53.319
stay on top All right, that's getting annoying.

02:22:55.719 --> 02:22:58.440
All righty, let's see if I may have all right

02:22:58.440 --> 02:23:00.520
here with this button that we're going to press

02:23:00.520 --> 02:23:02.920
right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love. She's

02:23:02.920 --> 02:23:05.479
from the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're

02:23:05.479 --> 02:23:09.079
listening to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan

02:23:09.079 --> 02:23:11.799
Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love

02:23:11.799 --> 02:23:13.719
when people add the radio legend part. It boosts

02:23:13.719 --> 02:23:17.579
my ego. The show you secretly listen to, and

02:23:17.579 --> 02:23:21.280
that includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages.

02:23:21.559 --> 02:23:24.559
Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan

02:23:24.559 --> 02:23:36.760
Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Your heart, you

02:23:36.760 --> 02:23:39.860
know you like. And now for something completely

02:23:39.860 --> 02:24:21.559
different. Door is closing. Yes, the most listened

02:24:21.559 --> 02:24:24.940
to radio show on the planet. And the other stations

02:24:24.940 --> 02:24:56.809
are tuned in too. Yo, static crackles, Hoppy

02:24:56.809 --> 02:24:59.629
on the air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't

02:24:59.629 --> 02:25:02.450
care Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs

02:25:02.450 --> 02:25:06.149
DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program directors

02:25:06.149 --> 02:25:09.489
scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged

02:25:09.489 --> 02:25:11.889
like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they

02:25:11.889 --> 02:25:14.290
rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than the

02:25:14.290 --> 02:25:17.329
bass line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting

02:25:17.329 --> 02:25:34.780
the truth Oh, yeah. Michelle McCormick was let

02:25:34.780 --> 02:25:39.500
go by WLAV in Grand Rapids. Terrible news. She's

02:25:39.500 --> 02:25:44.639
a legend for sure. Tanner, Laura, and Casey are

02:25:44.639 --> 02:25:46.879
going to be heard in five more cities. One of

02:25:46.879 --> 02:25:50.020
the last good shows on air. We have some clips

02:25:50.020 --> 02:25:54.319
from Boomer Esiason and Craig Carden and Mike

02:25:54.319 --> 02:26:01.840
Francesa. It's WFAN hour. Let me turn this off

02:26:01.840 --> 02:26:04.120
right here. I have this new magic mouse from

02:26:04.120 --> 02:26:06.520
Apple. The battery's great, but it's very sensitive.

02:26:07.299 --> 02:26:09.920
And it's like, God damn it, dude. It's almost

02:26:09.920 --> 02:26:13.639
as sensitive as women. That's kind of what it

02:26:13.639 --> 02:26:20.219
is. All right. 856. 49 happy. All right. Let

02:26:20.219 --> 02:26:23.809
me do this right here. Here is Craig Cardin talking

02:26:23.809 --> 02:26:26.069
about his on -air identity. You know, started

02:26:26.069 --> 02:26:28.510
in Buffalo, went to Cleveland, went to Philly,

02:26:28.530 --> 02:26:30.090
was syndicated, blah, blah, all over the map.

02:26:30.530 --> 02:26:33.270
And over the course of that period of time, you

02:26:33.270 --> 02:26:35.549
discover what you're good at, what you're not

02:26:35.549 --> 02:26:37.950
good at, and then how to figure out who you are

02:26:37.950 --> 02:26:40.069
in the air. And then you have to be just unwavering

02:26:40.069 --> 02:26:42.329
about it. And that's how I've always approached

02:26:42.329 --> 02:26:44.569
it with Boomer. You know, Boomer and I, we tell

02:26:44.569 --> 02:26:47.500
the story a million times. July 4th weekend,

02:26:47.760 --> 02:26:51.459
2007. We were in the old WNEW studios. It's Scott

02:26:51.459 --> 02:26:54.940
Herman who I see here. Scott. Was running Wynn's

02:26:54.940 --> 02:26:58.500
News out of there. Chris Oliveira was my producer

02:26:58.500 --> 02:27:01.239
at the time when we started that show. But Boom

02:27:01.239 --> 02:27:02.680
and I went into a studio in the middle of the

02:27:02.680 --> 02:27:06.319
summer. And the tryout show we did that day was

02:27:06.319 --> 02:27:09.360
the show we did every year for 10 years. So there's

02:27:09.360 --> 02:27:13.340
that. Here is Mike Francesa. Doing things once

02:27:13.340 --> 02:27:15.379
you've been successful are far different than

02:27:15.379 --> 02:27:17.760
doing things on the way up, okay? Go back to

02:27:17.760 --> 02:27:20.120
the beginning of Mike and Amanda. We experimented

02:27:20.120 --> 02:27:23.340
a lot, and we had a lot of people in toying with

02:27:23.340 --> 02:27:26.579
it because the premise was that it was a disaster.

02:27:27.639 --> 02:27:30.600
Just to show you how it works. All we heard,

02:27:30.760 --> 02:27:33.219
Mike and Amanda's thoughts, shotgun marriage,

02:27:33.260 --> 02:27:35.420
they put us together. I was filling in for Pete

02:27:35.420 --> 02:27:37.799
Franklin in the summer. He was the original guy.

02:27:38.180 --> 02:27:49.909
Now they call me in and say, hey. Oh, what a

02:27:49.909 --> 02:27:51.610
baby. I'm sure it was enough money, a boomer.

02:27:59.030 --> 02:28:02.069
That's why they didn't like each other. It got

02:28:02.069 --> 02:28:05.030
a lot of attention. Imus was against it. He could

02:28:05.030 --> 02:28:06.809
say he was for it. He wasn't for it. He was against

02:28:06.809 --> 02:28:09.270
it. Almost 95 % of the people at the station

02:28:09.270 --> 02:28:11.430
were against it. Most of the critics in the town

02:28:11.430 --> 02:28:14.809
were against it. We were both having success

02:28:14.809 --> 02:28:17.870
as individuals. Now they put us together. Everyone

02:28:17.870 --> 02:28:20.790
hated it. The idea was the show was terrible,

02:28:20.989 --> 02:28:24.129
that it was going to fail. Split your guys. Yeah,

02:28:24.170 --> 02:28:25.610
they were definitely trying to make it fail.

02:28:27.029 --> 02:28:31.129
Here is Boomer Sison saying if Boomer and Cardin

02:28:31.129 --> 02:28:34.469
could come back. Mm -hmm. We thought that Craig

02:28:34.469 --> 02:28:37.209
and I would actually get back together, but because

02:28:37.209 --> 02:28:39.430
he ended up... Well, I actually thought that

02:28:39.430 --> 02:28:41.329
Craig and I would actually get back together,

02:28:41.489 --> 02:28:45.229
but because he ended up being so good and we

02:28:45.229 --> 02:28:47.510
became so close throughout it, and I knew Gio

02:28:47.510 --> 02:28:49.950
well before we worked together. He's not funny.

02:28:51.590 --> 02:28:54.090
Unfortunately for us, we were never able to get

02:28:54.090 --> 02:28:56.920
back together. Yeah, I should have just got rid

02:28:56.920 --> 02:28:59.719
of Gio. And here's the Salem CEO. I've had to

02:28:59.719 --> 02:29:03.219
talk to him in emails. Not very friendly. We

02:29:03.219 --> 02:29:05.760
sometimes have angst about some of the declining

02:29:05.760 --> 02:29:08.540
numbers. Doesn't he sound like just every boomer

02:29:08.540 --> 02:29:10.360
executive that just won't accept the future?

02:29:10.579 --> 02:29:14.079
Nielsen that we've seen in our format. Yeah,

02:29:14.180 --> 02:29:17.489
they don't even subscribe for ratings. Literally,

02:29:17.610 --> 02:29:20.989
Salem makes their money off of Jesus. Truth is,

02:29:21.090 --> 02:29:22.989
I don't think that - All their sponsors are religious

02:29:22.989 --> 02:29:26.350
based. If there's any less of a desire to listen

02:29:26.350 --> 02:29:29.010
to what we do, then - All right, whatever, dude.

02:29:29.250 --> 02:29:31.770
You live in that world, dude. I don't understand.

02:29:33.170 --> 02:29:36.729
Listen, I've listened to radio since I was a

02:29:36.729 --> 02:29:39.409
fucking kindergartner listening to Radio Disney

02:29:39.409 --> 02:29:43.770
and Eddie and Jobo and all this. Jesus Christ,

02:29:43.909 --> 02:29:51.090
you're lying. Time for Tampa Bay News. Mm -hmm.

02:29:51.290 --> 02:30:33.950
Yeah. All right, now. Let me do this right here.

02:30:34.469 --> 02:30:40.729
8 -5 -6 -49. This is a long show. Not the only

02:30:40.729 --> 02:30:43.170
thing about me that's long. My conversations

02:30:43.170 --> 02:30:49.750
are too on my penis. The second time this month,

02:30:49.809 --> 02:30:53.750
a street takeover ended with drivers... Fatherless

02:30:53.750 --> 02:30:57.690
behavior. That's what this is. And handcuffs.

02:30:57.709 --> 02:30:59.770
All right, so they were arrested and branded.

02:31:00.129 --> 02:31:04.389
Go to the sex club and get your rocks up. So

02:31:04.389 --> 02:31:06.569
the Rays are a step closer to a new home in West

02:31:06.569 --> 02:31:08.530
Tampa. They still need to secure financing and

02:31:08.530 --> 02:31:12.290
there is progress on that. Whatever. Fuck the

02:31:12.290 --> 02:31:16.809
Rays. Well, a mother from Riverview is facing

02:31:16.809 --> 02:31:19.069
charges tonight after deputies say she let her

02:31:19.069 --> 02:31:22.270
11 -year -old child with autism drive. This ended

02:31:22.270 --> 02:31:24.409
in a crash at a 7 -Eleven on Gordon Road last

02:31:24.409 --> 02:31:27.180
night. Wow, just get an Uber, get an Uber, you

02:31:27.180 --> 02:31:31.219
pig. You're the definition of idiocracy that

02:31:31.219 --> 02:31:34.940
you can have kids. We're also following a developing

02:31:34.940 --> 02:31:37.459
situation from Sarasota County where an officer

02:31:37.459 --> 02:31:40.459
went from wearing a police uniform to being handcuffed

02:31:40.459 --> 02:31:42.899
and then placed behind bars. Oh yeah, I'm glad

02:31:42.899 --> 02:31:44.819
you're starting to crack down on these dirty

02:31:44.819 --> 02:31:49.799
cops. They make all cops look bad. Earlier today,

02:31:49.940 --> 02:31:52.899
former police officer Corey Waiters faced a judge

02:31:52.899 --> 02:31:55.819
for misusing flock cameras and the agency's David

02:31:55.819 --> 02:31:58.340
system. Are any of them using the flock cameras

02:31:58.340 --> 02:32:02.159
correctly? You had the dude in Haines City 717

02:32:02.159 --> 02:32:05.979
times. Not that huge fucking number. And let's

02:32:05.979 --> 02:32:08.260
bring in Fox 13's Kimberly Crizon. Live outside

02:32:08.260 --> 02:32:10.239
Sarasota's County Courthouse. Hi there, Kim.

02:32:10.420 --> 02:32:12.780
I know Officer Waiters was given a bomb this

02:32:12.780 --> 02:32:16.819
afternoon. What else did you learn? He sure was.

02:32:16.860 --> 02:32:20.520
A judge gave him a bond of $5 ,500. And we all

02:32:20.520 --> 02:32:23.020
know that flock cameras read license plates.

02:32:23.319 --> 02:32:27.280
Listen, I like the idea of them cats and criminals

02:32:27.280 --> 02:32:29.739
and whatnot, but they're just going to misuse

02:32:29.739 --> 02:32:33.379
it like they are already. And they can be used

02:32:33.379 --> 02:32:36.020
to help track down criminals and even. They can

02:32:36.020 --> 02:32:37.979
be used for that, but that's not what they're

02:32:37.979 --> 02:32:41.620
being used for. And missing persons, but they

02:32:41.620 --> 02:32:44.899
can also be misused. And this former Sarasota

02:32:44.899 --> 02:32:48.840
police officer is accused of searching one license

02:32:48.840 --> 02:32:53.120
plate more than 300 times. That should be enough

02:32:53.120 --> 02:32:55.680
to get rid of them. We didn't even vote them

02:32:55.680 --> 02:32:59.479
in. They came out of nowhere. Smoking on beaches.

02:32:59.600 --> 02:33:02.360
It's a topic that's been weighed heavily by coastal

02:33:02.360 --> 02:33:05.000
cities. And Indian Rocks Beach is going to work

02:33:05.000 --> 02:33:06.959
on getting rid of it. God, I hate that smell.

02:33:08.840 --> 02:33:11.760
Your study by AAA shows what some of you have

02:33:11.760 --> 02:33:14.239
long suspected. A whole lot of drivers believe

02:33:14.239 --> 02:33:17.180
speeding is totally normal. Yeah, you look at

02:33:17.180 --> 02:33:23.719
the Tampa Roads. You figure that out. Welcome

02:33:23.719 --> 02:33:25.440
back. News Channel 8 is your local election headquarters

02:33:25.440 --> 02:33:27.760
and November's race for governor is now set.

02:33:27.879 --> 02:33:30.579
Oh yeah, the Republicans that are racist in Florida

02:33:30.579 --> 02:33:33.979
like in Largo have a problem because a black

02:33:33.979 --> 02:33:37.959
man is running. You're screwed. He's Republican.

02:33:38.280 --> 02:33:40.500
Not all conservatives, just the racist ones.

02:33:41.610 --> 02:33:43.729
A Citrus County deputy has been fired and is

02:33:43.729 --> 02:33:46.149
facing charges after an incident at a Target

02:33:46.149 --> 02:33:48.510
store last week. We have video of that incident.

02:33:48.629 --> 02:33:50.629
Take a look right here. According to investigators,

02:33:50.850 --> 02:33:53.209
Deputy Troy Taylor responded to the Target in

02:33:53.209 --> 02:33:56.610
Lakanto for reports of suspicious activity. When

02:33:56.610 --> 02:33:58.750
Taylor talked to the victim, they say he made

02:33:58.750 --> 02:34:01.409
several inappropriate and sexual comments and

02:34:01.409 --> 02:34:04.250
used the victim's necklace to pull her closer.

02:34:04.469 --> 02:34:08.729
Oh man, these losers make cops look so bad. I'm

02:34:08.729 --> 02:34:12.200
telling you! I don't know a lot about Charlie

02:34:12.200 --> 02:34:16.559
Kirk, but we all know that he's totally heterosexual

02:34:16.559 --> 02:34:21.079
and totally not in the closet. He's so genuine

02:34:21.079 --> 02:34:24.200
about himself, and someone like that as a politician

02:34:24.200 --> 02:34:30.239
is phony. Go away, dude. I understand you might

02:34:30.239 --> 02:34:33.620
be better than Ken Welch, but I'm so sick and

02:34:33.620 --> 02:34:37.959
tired of Charlie Crist. Go away. You represent

02:34:37.959 --> 02:34:40.899
every boomer that won't leave. You've been at

02:34:40.899 --> 02:34:47.479
the party too long. I can't tell you how great

02:34:47.479 --> 02:34:51.579
boy I am. Really, what is this balloon? It's

02:34:51.579 --> 02:34:55.219
Charlie Criss playing with the balloons as they're

02:34:55.219 --> 02:34:57.879
headed to a runoff election. I just would love

02:34:57.879 --> 02:35:02.000
to see a millennial politician. They're all boomers.

02:35:02.879 --> 02:35:06.299
Charlie, retire, you moron. Stand over here.

02:35:08.120 --> 02:35:11.239
Yeah, I see it. Anyway, I'm not going to talk

02:35:11.239 --> 02:35:14.239
for long. No, you always do. Just full of gratitude.

02:35:14.479 --> 02:35:17.799
And I can't thank you enough for what you all

02:35:17.799 --> 02:35:20.719
did. For all your help, your support, your prayers.

02:35:21.440 --> 02:35:24.239
Enough of the prayers. God's not real. All these

02:35:24.239 --> 02:35:27.799
politicians are so predictable. It was great.

02:35:28.059 --> 02:35:30.059
I just, I can't thank you enough. Honest to God,

02:35:30.100 --> 02:35:32.739
I am humbled. What about, you're totally not

02:35:32.739 --> 02:35:35.430
having boyfriends. Are they proud of you? and

02:35:35.430 --> 02:35:38.930
overwhelmed, Gina. Thank you. It's just amazing.

02:35:39.290 --> 02:35:41.049
Especially in St. Pete where it's pretty gay.

02:35:41.370 --> 02:35:43.909
What happened here? You know, we got a 15 point

02:35:43.909 --> 02:35:49.270
lead. Well, good for you. Go retire and go away.

02:35:50.450 --> 02:35:54.969
Freaking party flopping phony. Over an incumbent.

02:35:55.629 --> 02:35:59.309
And your social media is terrible. And everybody

02:35:59.309 --> 02:36:05.219
cheering is old. It's very humbling. And you

02:36:05.219 --> 02:36:06.799
don't know how to talk into a microphone, you

02:36:06.799 --> 02:36:09.639
idiot. We have a long way to go, about 70 days

02:36:09.639 --> 02:36:12.659
to November the 3rd. You know, I had mixed emotions.

02:36:12.700 --> 02:36:14.559
People were starting to ask me toward the end,

02:36:14.620 --> 02:36:17.000
you know, do you want it to end on primary night?

02:36:17.159 --> 02:36:19.639
And I'm like, you know, I love campaigning so

02:36:19.639 --> 02:36:22.639
much. Yeah, we know. You never go away. You're

02:36:22.639 --> 02:36:27.180
like the STD of politics. Enough of you. So sick

02:36:27.180 --> 02:36:30.459
of Charlie Crist. He represents every freaking

02:36:30.459 --> 02:36:38.920
boomer that just won't go away. Live from the

02:36:38.920 --> 02:36:56.770
go, y 'all. Time for Chicago News. Six mad, but

02:36:56.770 --> 02:36:59.569
he been in these mics All in ten heights, now

02:36:59.569 --> 02:37:02.129
the cynic is tight From the berms to the block,

02:37:02.209 --> 02:37:04.649
that's a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his

02:37:04.649 --> 02:37:07.790
name on the lights He got callers on the line,

02:37:07.809 --> 02:37:10.590
tryna break they news From the shy to the slicks,

02:37:10.690 --> 02:37:13.069
they relate to the views Every segment like a

02:37:13.069 --> 02:37:16.170
story from the avenue Turn slick, then he fact

02:37:16.170 --> 02:37:21.389
-check the attitude This that Chicago news Hop

02:37:21.389 --> 02:37:24.170
in, I will let them choose From the heights to

02:37:24.170 --> 02:37:43.159
the loop, what it do All right, now. 856 -49

02:37:43.159 --> 02:37:49.940
-HOPPY. We start, though, with that dangerous

02:37:49.940 --> 02:37:53.260
moment as utility crews and Gary came under gunfire.

02:37:53.459 --> 02:37:55.620
They were shot at while working to get the lights

02:37:55.620 --> 02:38:03.059
back on. That was a mass gunman who entered the

02:38:03.059 --> 02:38:06.139
facility, approaching an attendant target, which

02:38:06.139 --> 02:38:08.559
was not the mayor, but an attendant target. This

02:38:08.559 --> 02:38:12.559
is in another city. Harvey. A very chaotic scene

02:38:12.559 --> 02:38:18.260
ensued at that point. So there's a shit in. And

02:38:18.260 --> 02:38:20.120
the Crosstown Classic's going on. Let's talk

02:38:20.120 --> 02:38:22.680
about game two of the Crosstown Classic. It's

02:38:22.680 --> 02:38:25.379
underway right now. And the rivalry is heating

02:38:25.379 --> 02:38:27.940
up after a fight in the bleachers last night.

02:38:28.379 --> 02:38:31.040
WGN's Angelica Sanchez is live with reaction

02:38:31.040 --> 02:38:33.959
from. All right, so there's baseball happening

02:38:33.959 --> 02:38:37.600
in Chicago. Alexa, how are the Chicago Cubs doing

02:38:37.600 --> 02:38:44.829
this year? The Cubs are 74 to 54. sitting second

02:38:44.829 --> 02:38:47.809
in the NL Central, about five games back the

02:38:47.809 --> 02:38:50.209
Brewers. They've been riding a strong stretch

02:38:50.209 --> 02:38:54.489
since June, going 35 -21. Want the latest news

02:38:54.489 --> 02:38:56.750
on how they're performing? No! Alexa, I'm good.

02:38:56.870 --> 02:38:59.229
I was just curious. Alexa, how are the White

02:38:59.229 --> 02:39:04.770
Sox doing this year? I haven't watched. The White

02:39:04.770 --> 02:39:10.930
Sox are 66 -61, sitting at a .5. 2 -0 win percentage

02:39:10.930 --> 02:39:13.690
and tied for first in the AL Central. Oh, wow.

02:39:14.030 --> 02:39:21.549
Interesting. In the age of AI, an innocent photo

02:39:21.549 --> 02:39:25.510
snapped after a church service or middle school

02:39:25.510 --> 02:39:30.069
concert can be manipulated in ways no parent

02:39:30.069 --> 02:39:32.590
wants to imagine. So a man was caught making

02:39:32.590 --> 02:39:36.879
AI porn with an image. Gross. If you live in

02:39:36.879 --> 02:39:40.040
DuPage County, you may have actually heard tornado

02:39:40.040 --> 02:39:42.600
sirens overnight. And how scary with the weather

02:39:42.600 --> 02:39:44.219
that we've been having. You think, okay, this

02:39:44.219 --> 02:39:47.420
is a possibility. So that happened. My cousins

02:39:47.420 --> 02:39:50.040
go to Northern Illinois University and it's trippy

02:39:50.040 --> 02:39:52.920
out there. All right, let's do a few more things

02:39:52.920 --> 02:40:10.729
here. Louisville News. From St. Pete, he pull

02:40:10.729 --> 02:40:13.950
up clean Sticks nine frames tall like a dream

02:40:13.950 --> 02:40:17.290
Rhyme hoppin' heat, don't bite his tongue Spay

02:40:17.290 --> 02:40:20.149
it to your face, let the whole thing run Louisville

02:40:20.149 --> 02:40:23.110
nights, he done touched that mic Talk real talk,

02:40:23.190 --> 02:40:26.329
kept it raw all night Sex -dating stars who fell

02:40:26.329 --> 02:40:28.930
from grace Then they throw that throwback in

02:40:28.930 --> 02:40:31.569
the place World, world, wild way, hear the call

02:40:31.569 --> 02:40:34.069
go far From the Gulf to the world, from town

02:40:34.069 --> 02:40:55.590
to town All right, now. Oh, yeah. A Kentucky

02:40:55.590 --> 02:40:58.129
band director accused of sexual abuse now faces

02:40:58.129 --> 02:41:01.290
new charges. A judge waived 34 -year -old Adam

02:41:01.290 --> 02:41:05.190
McRae's ex - Loser! Tradition to Indiana today.

02:41:05.729 --> 02:41:11.350
Makes all men look bad. A Louisville man's accused

02:41:11.350 --> 02:41:14.270
of kidnapping, carjacking, and robbing a man.

02:41:14.370 --> 02:41:16.270
You know when you see someone with face tattoos

02:41:16.270 --> 02:41:18.370
and they look innocent and then you see one and

02:41:18.370 --> 02:41:20.309
you're like, that's a criminal? That's this guy.

02:41:20.549 --> 02:41:23.370
Met on a dating app. 45 -year -old John Wolfe

02:41:23.370 --> 02:41:25.610
pleaded not guilty to those charges this morning.

02:41:25.829 --> 02:41:29.370
Police say he met the victim on Grindr. Oh, yeah!

02:41:30.129 --> 02:41:37.590
The two had sex. You know he's a burn -em. All

02:41:37.590 --> 02:42:33.020
right, time for Rochester News. Eight, five,

02:42:33.059 --> 02:42:37.399
six, 49. Happy. I had to grab the mic. Three

02:42:37.399 --> 02:42:43.879
men in a separate story now facing weapons charges.

02:42:44.020 --> 02:42:46.159
They were arraigned in Rochester this morning

02:42:46.159 --> 02:42:49.620
and released after officers say they found several

02:42:49.620 --> 02:42:57.739
loaded guns. Spirit Halloween stores opening

02:42:57.739 --> 02:43:00.180
their doors now for the season, bringing in costumes,

02:43:00.260 --> 02:43:02.459
decorations. Wow, it's already time for spirit

02:43:02.459 --> 02:43:04.540
crazy. But that means we get to see a lot of

02:43:04.540 --> 02:43:13.840
girls dressed slutty. Time for Fresno News. Yeah.

02:43:14.579 --> 02:43:22.500
Yeah. Yeah. Microphone king. Whatever. Six nine

02:43:22.500 --> 02:43:25.319
tower. Fresno's loud and sour. Mic in his grip.

02:43:25.379 --> 02:43:27.819
Got the world feeling sour. Poppy on the block.

02:43:27.879 --> 02:43:30.479
Dropping facts like boulders. Words cut sharply.

02:43:50.940 --> 02:43:59.040
Right now I'm shining. Educator investigated.

02:43:59.159 --> 02:44:01.799
In a now viral video, a Madera Unified special

02:44:01.799 --> 02:44:04.639
education teacher is seen making comments about

02:44:04.639 --> 02:44:08.100
starting a, quote, black militia. We've got so

02:44:08.100 --> 02:44:11.040
much problems in this country. And there's this.

02:44:11.700 --> 02:44:16.020
Motion passes 4 -1. The Tulare County Board of

02:44:16.020 --> 02:44:18.520
Supervisors taking immediate action on the growing

02:44:18.520 --> 02:44:21.899
issue of AI data centers. All but one supervisor

02:44:21.899 --> 02:44:28.489
voting to pass a 45 -day moratorium. Who's this?

02:44:29.610 --> 02:44:31.809
Well, Emily and Eric, the first phase of these

02:44:31.809 --> 02:44:34.629
new rules go into effect in 2029, and then the

02:44:34.629 --> 02:44:37.370
stricter regulations will go into effect in 2033.

02:44:37.649 --> 02:44:41.170
While these changes are years away, 70 % of the

02:44:41.170 --> 02:44:43.729
tires currently sold in the state would not meet

02:44:43.729 --> 02:44:46.170
these standards. Oh, yeah. Gavin Newsom just

02:44:46.170 --> 02:44:49.659
screwing over his residents. Mm -hmm. Now this

02:44:49.659 --> 02:44:51.559
breaking news update. The California Highway

02:44:51.559 --> 02:44:54.200
Patrol is investigating an overnight tragedy

02:44:54.200 --> 02:44:57.360
in Fresno County. It was a one -way crash and

02:44:57.360 --> 02:44:59.260
those are the worst. Because they're preventable!

02:45:11.209 --> 02:45:14.209
Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

02:45:14.209 --> 02:45:17.010
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

02:45:17.010 --> 02:45:19.829
Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,

02:45:20.030 --> 02:45:22.690
carry tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,

02:45:22.889 --> 02:45:25.729
potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes,

02:45:25.809 --> 02:45:28.030
the cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching hustle,

02:45:28.250 --> 02:45:30.790
corner kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest,

02:45:31.170 --> 02:45:34.329
but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where

02:45:34.329 --> 02:45:37.909
the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

02:45:37.989 --> 02:45:41.190
every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no draw.

02:45:41.409 --> 02:45:44.370
I'll be on the mic spitting facts, no law. All

02:45:44.370 --> 02:45:55.190
right, now. No! I'll be Hot Topic! Rachel, getting

02:45:55.190 --> 02:45:58.569
kids safely to and from school and activities

02:45:58.569 --> 02:46:01.549
involves more than buses and crossing guards

02:46:01.549 --> 02:46:04.709
these days. Many kids are now riding e -bikes,

02:46:04.770 --> 02:46:08.309
but doctors and police warn of a potential epidemic

02:46:08.309 --> 02:46:13.290
of traumatic. She's a hot piece of ass. My Lord.

02:46:13.530 --> 02:46:17.610
I need to know her name. All right. So earlier,

02:46:17.790 --> 02:46:22.680
I'm now recording at home. So I did a segment

02:46:22.680 --> 02:46:28.120
about Ryan Lochte's side chick girlfriend, and

02:46:28.120 --> 02:46:30.680
my mom texted me during it, so I'm going to redo

02:46:30.680 --> 02:46:32.420
it. I'm going to keep it in before, but because

02:46:32.420 --> 02:46:34.979
we've been talking for three hours, and this

02:46:34.979 --> 02:46:37.120
is garbage time that won't be on in Fresno, let's

02:46:37.120 --> 02:46:40.340
do it again. It's time for side chick news as

02:46:40.340 --> 02:46:43.829
we talk about Ryan Lochte's girlfriend. So Kayla

02:46:43.829 --> 02:46:46.350
has made it seem like you broke some kind of

02:46:46.350 --> 02:46:49.870
girl code. Of course she did. Look at her. She's

02:46:49.870 --> 02:46:53.010
totally a side chick. And was off limits. Do

02:46:53.010 --> 02:46:55.290
you feel like that was the case or was Ryan fair

02:46:55.290 --> 02:46:58.370
game? What's she going to say? Oh yeah, I totally

02:46:58.370 --> 02:47:00.770
broke up the marriage. I'm dating a guy that

02:47:00.770 --> 02:47:03.149
treats women badly, but he'll be different to

02:47:03.149 --> 02:47:06.860
me. Because I'm special. So I don't look at him

02:47:06.860 --> 02:47:09.500
as, like, fair game, but there was never a time

02:47:09.500 --> 02:47:12.239
that, like, Kayla was talking to me in those

02:47:12.239 --> 02:47:15.319
moments that she says that she was like, man,

02:47:15.399 --> 02:47:17.219
I just really want our marriage to work. I just

02:47:17.219 --> 02:47:18.799
love him so much. I want to figure this out.

02:47:19.079 --> 02:47:21.379
Yeah, no, it's not going to happen to you. Every

02:47:21.379 --> 02:47:24.159
time it was, Ryan's this, Ryan's a piece of crap,

02:47:24.299 --> 02:47:26.219
Ryan's this, he's a horrible dad, he's a horrible...

02:47:26.219 --> 02:47:28.440
He probably is. He's a deadbeat blonde loser.

02:47:28.739 --> 02:47:32.059
Like you. Horrible husband. And I do think...

02:47:32.110 --> 02:47:36.969
And he's not going to do it to you? Where you

02:47:36.969 --> 02:47:40.290
broke a marriage and were a side chick? He's

02:47:40.290 --> 02:47:42.750
totally going to be great to you, honey. He was

02:47:42.750 --> 02:47:45.790
an awful husband. And there's things that he's

02:47:45.790 --> 02:47:48.309
told me that I'm just like, what in the world?

02:47:48.409 --> 02:47:50.549
Like, you know, she should have got out sooner.

02:47:50.690 --> 02:47:52.709
They both should have got out sooner. I did not

02:47:52.709 --> 02:47:54.870
break up your marriage. I'm not a homewrecker.

02:47:54.950 --> 02:47:57.510
Your home was broken. Of course you're a homewrecker.

02:47:57.629 --> 02:48:00.229
The home was partially broken, but you ripped

02:48:00.229 --> 02:48:04.059
it up, honey. When I met Ryan, he was not living

02:48:04.059 --> 02:48:06.500
in the home. You guys, he had fought, you had

02:48:06.500 --> 02:48:08.600
fought, you had filed for divorce, not Ryan,

02:48:08.680 --> 02:48:11.239
you. So knowing all these things about Ryan,

02:48:11.319 --> 02:48:15.159
I guess why would you be with him? Right, and...

02:48:15.159 --> 02:48:18.659
For the clout! Because you're a talentless one,

02:48:18.680 --> 02:48:21.879
Adam! That was really hard for me. In the beginning,

02:48:22.059 --> 02:48:24.299
he reached out to me in 2019 and he said, well,

02:48:24.360 --> 02:48:26.459
you, my wife is out of town. Do you want to pick

02:48:26.459 --> 02:48:30.239
me up from the airport? Sounds like cheating.

02:48:30.479 --> 02:48:32.879
And I wrote him back and I said, I am not into

02:48:32.879 --> 02:48:35.440
married men. Absolutely not. Oh, you totally

02:48:35.440 --> 02:48:38.299
said that. We're totally going to believe you.

02:48:39.120 --> 02:48:42.299
Lucky you, honey. I never talked to him again

02:48:42.299 --> 02:48:48.510
until now, until April 2026 or 25. And so that

02:48:48.510 --> 02:48:50.829
was a conversation we had immediately. But what

02:48:50.829 --> 02:48:55.049
turned for you for you? Because, you know, it

02:48:55.049 --> 02:48:57.489
was kind of icky, especially all these things

02:48:57.489 --> 02:48:59.489
you're hearing about him. You're icky. You're

02:48:59.489 --> 02:49:02.450
like a walking HPV case. Where were you like,

02:49:02.629 --> 02:49:05.590
OK, I'm going to give this guy a shot. So when

02:49:05.590 --> 02:49:08.450
I first went out with him, I was single and I

02:49:08.450 --> 02:49:11.270
was just looking to have fun. And that describes

02:49:11.270 --> 02:49:14.770
you. You're a star chick that likes to have fun.

02:49:15.500 --> 02:49:18.040
Like, have some drinks and hang out and shoot

02:49:18.040 --> 02:49:20.559
the shit with somebody. And really just, there's

02:49:20.559 --> 02:49:22.979
not a lot of single people in Gainesville. Yeah.

02:49:23.299 --> 02:49:26.260
So let me go with the married guy. Because everybody

02:49:26.260 --> 02:49:28.680
else in Gainesville has been with me, and they

02:49:28.680 --> 02:49:32.079
know I'm crazy. And Ryan Lochte's crazy, so we'll

02:49:32.079 --> 02:49:36.739
be perfect together as immoral losers. Copy hour.

02:49:37.040 --> 02:49:51.659
Copy hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The

02:49:51.659 --> 02:49:53.959
hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

02:49:53.959 --> 02:49:57.219
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

02:49:57.219 --> 02:50:02.760
I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

02:50:02.760 --> 02:50:05.600
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

02:50:05.600 --> 02:50:08.719
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

02:50:08.879 --> 02:50:11.719
even fisting. Yeah, they love it. And we'll call

02:50:11.719 --> 02:50:16.299
it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking

02:50:16.299 --> 02:50:22.500
any meat. And that's what real women need. stop

02:50:22.500 --> 02:50:25.459
cussing it looks like you went and got a job

02:50:25.459 --> 02:50:28.059
not on the ipad screen whatever the case might

02:50:28.059 --> 02:50:30.079
be in your hand and a sock you know whatever

02:50:30.079 --> 02:50:34.159
like thank you but also i would love to be getting

02:50:34.159 --> 02:50:40.780
railed but oh yeah let's go through all the sponsors

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right now i never get freaking podcasted I begin

02:50:44.840 --> 02:50:47.920
their show with like seven live reads or sponsors.

02:50:48.159 --> 02:50:53.159
I'm like, who's listening to that? If I were

02:50:53.159 --> 02:50:58.899
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like robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic,

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droppin' wisdom, loose dreams Syndicated sorrow,

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now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy

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hour, it's gonna feel close Radio waves, made

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it like a Wilson pose Laughter and joy, dissolvin'

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in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's

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just so unfair is coming to a close Oh, life's

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just so unfair. Like clockwork to a show Now

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it's time to face the silence Like a TV on snow

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Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

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The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

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line Line Empty fingers, silent thighs But coming

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to an end Like a rollercoaster Stopping round

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the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's

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our daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts

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we can't rewind So the Hoppy hour is Poppy Hour

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is now over. is now over. Game over. This concludes

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our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.