Hoppe Friday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.22.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. All right, here's an interesting clip.

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Now, would I want to hang out with Tony Hinchcliffe

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or Shane Gillis? Not really. But they made some

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offensive jokes, I guess, at the roast of Kevin

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Hart. And the thing with the jokes was everybody

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got even playing time with being made fun of.

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It wasn't like one political party was made fun

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of over the other or whatnot. But here's the

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thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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is the fact that Chelsea Handler doesn't actually

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care about the offensive jokes that Shane Gillis

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and Tony Hinchcliffe says. She just doesn't like

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them. So she's trying to act profound when in

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reality, She's just trying to throw him under

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the bus. Here is this moron talking about how

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Tony Hinchcliffe, they're racists, they're bigots,

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they're sexists. Let me unmute it. That'd be

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the best way to hear it. Although me having her

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muted is the best she's ever sounded. I don't

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have a lot of... I'm 51. Yeah, you look a little

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older for that. I would have said 57. I'm pretty

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secure with who I am. Are you? If you're having

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to talk about other people, you're probably not.

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I don't care if these guys say that I'm a whore.

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Yeah, you claim you don't care. Yeah, you're

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on a podcast saying you don't care. So you know

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what that means? You do care. Like, I'm doing

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exactly what they're doing, except... Yeah, so

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shut up. I'm a woman, and I'm allowed to. And

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that's weird. Yeah, I'm rich, I'm famous, and

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I'm hot, so I'm... Oh, good for you. You are

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rich, you are famous. But let's be honest here.

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Mm -hmm. You're getting a little washed up. You're

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not as hot as you were like 10 years ago. I mean,

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sleeping with the CEO allegedly to get to the

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dump kind of ages along, doesn't it? Fucking

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people. That's what I'm going to do, and I'm

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going to continue to keep doing that. Good for

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you. At least you know your self -worth. As long

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as, you know, I remain as fuckable as I am. I

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am. The thing is, she is hot. I would rock her

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body. But the thing, ladies and gentlemen...

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all boys and girls, is the fact that when you

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go around acting like you're just so bangable

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and you're so amazing, it's so unattractive.

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It's like Blake Liley's pretty freaking hot,

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but her personality makes her a two. Same with

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Chrissy Teigen. Same with Kelsey Handler. So,

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I don't really see the problem. Yeah, no. Here's

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this kiss -ass interviewer. I'm just grateful

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to have her here. So, I'm going to agree with

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everything she says. Women should feel the same

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way out there, especially women that I run into.

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Yeah, whether you're famous, oh yeah, whether

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you're famous or rich, those don't apply, but

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like the - I'm surprised she hasn't talked about

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50 Cent yet. She can't go to any interview without

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living in the past about the fact that she was

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banged up at 50. Idea that, like what were they

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going to say about me? They couldn't say anything

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other than that I'm a whore. I mean, if you're

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constantly talking about it. Maybe there's a

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little truth to it. I'm not saying you're a whore.

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But it seems like it kind of hit a nerve. Or

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my age. I think that was the other thing. Oh,

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that's stupid. But you attacked them. So it's

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an even playing field. We have become so sensitive

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as a society that roasts bother us. And you're

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like, well, okay. Those aren't jokes. That's

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not clever writing. All right. You're not clever

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writing either. You're annoying. You think you're

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better than people. You're just so nauseating.

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You look like when you cuddle with her, like

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she would smell, dude. And you know when a girl

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has that like musky smell? That is Chelsea Handler.

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There is a time and place for Ozempic. But Jack

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Osborne is real defensive about how he looks.

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The whole Osborne family, I know they're grieving

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losing their dad. I totally get it. But you guys

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are way too skinny. And when you address it publicly,

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you know the criticism's true. Happy Hot Topic!

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If I see one more article written about me saying

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how I'm sick. You look terrible, bro. I hate

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saying it, but you look horrible, man. And when

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you're doing these unlikable videos, you're giving

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it more attention. Grossly underweight. What's

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going on? Health crisis, Jack. Why did you want

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to speak out now? Because you're self -conscious.

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Because you know you look terrible. You were

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adorable as a fat kid. Now it looks weird. against

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these body shamers. I've always kept my mouth

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shut. You know what I mean? Ever since the Osbournes

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came out, it was tons of criticism about my weight.

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I remember... You gotta stop caring. People will

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always criticize you. And then when you make

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videos criticizing people, you're giving it attention.

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I was 16 years old one day and I picked up a

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tabloid magazine and it was a picture of me at

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the beach with my friends and the caption was,

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Jack Osbourne needs to buy a bra. 2000s mean

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it just sucks and the thing is i have five daughters

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and it's 2026 and we're still as a society obsessed

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about writing about people's bodies okay well

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if you are mad that people are obsessed about

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writing about people's bodies then why did you

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change your body it's obvious you were self -conscious

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about being quote -unquote fat even though you

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weren't and you look at your poor sister kelly

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you all look terrible I know that's horrible

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to say, but you look horrible. You said that

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you have consistently been losing weight for

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the last... Three years. What is it that you

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have been doing? I discovered Jiu -Jitsu about

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six years ago, so I trained Jiu -Jitsu. It just

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doesn't look natural. You know he took the jab.

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I do a ton of weight training. In December, I

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did I'm a Celeb, Get Me Out of Here. Oh, yeah,

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we all watched it. The jungle for 30 days, eating

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less than 500 calories a day. Well, dude, here's

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a cheeseburger. You look down. That's where I

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lost all my weight. And the only reason why anyone

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said anything is I shaved my beard. I had a beard

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until two weeks. Bro, the problem is you look

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50. You did all the decisions to look old. Shaved

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your beard. Probably took the jab. I think people

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just realize I have a chin. I've been getting

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a cross between Ned Flanders and William H. Macy.

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All right, dude. I don't ever want to hear you

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complain about the haters. Because when you address

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the weight loss, you're giving them power. So

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I saw this headline here, and first of all, it's

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that grifter Patrick Beth David, that multi -level

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marketing dude, who literally pretty much pays

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to have guests on. He's not that talented. He's

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not that interesting. And he had Rick Ross on,

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and Rick Ross says that Drake's album is flood

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the marketplace. He said that Drake's album is

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not that interesting. Here's the interesting

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part about it, though, is the fact that without

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Drake, Rick Ross would have nothing to talk about.

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He's obsessed with Drake. I love all these people

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out there that claim that they don't need him,

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that claim that they're better than him, and

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yet that's all they talk about. So here it is.

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Mm -hmm. Going off, complaining about Drake.

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Mm -hmm. You put Drake at your level. No. Dude,

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you haven't had a hit in like 10 years. Now,

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do I like Rick Ross' music? Of course. It's bigger

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than the club. But you're annoying. You're not

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putting Drake at your level. No, see, you might

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be. I can see it in your eyes. You might be confused.

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Yeah, we're all confused. You're a moron. With

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the numbers and all of the fake numbers flood

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the marketplace. I will say, Drake does release

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a lot of songs at once. Because he knows it's

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the way to, you know, make the bangers. Get the

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numbers. He's 50 something. That shit ain't nothing.

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Remember what I told you? The streets are the

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streets. If Drake was what he thought, what you

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think he was. You're a former prison guard. You

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ain't gangsta. If he was what he thought he was,

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he would have been able. addressing and being

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moved on. Mm -hmm. He's still suing the label.

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That's like him. He might sue you. Yeah. So he

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might sue you. And Rick Ross has a lot of money,

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but you don't want to lose it getting sued by

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Drake, dude. For speaking of him on this situation.

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Did you listen to Iceman, the new, uh... I listened

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last night. I wanted to hate it, but it's so

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cliche to hate on Drake. It was great. I listened

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to some of it. It was horrendous. It was not

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horrendous. Drake's last album was not great.

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Lil Wayne's last three quarters were not great.

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I'll be honest. I was giving it a 7 .8 out of

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10. There were some songs I added to my playlist.

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It was good. My homies actually sat there. They

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lost an hour of their life for this shit. Listen

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to it. Yeah? It was not that bad, Rick. You're

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just a hater. You're a middle -aged man past

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your prime. And Patrick Bet -David's kissing

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his ass because he's grateful to interview Rick

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Rizzi. Are you recovering? Yeah, trauma. Trauma.

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It's tough. It is? It's tough. Yeah, when you've

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been waiting after you've seen people put ice

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blocks in the middle of places and promote it

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and market it and the world knew what day it

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was. Yeah, heaven forbid Drake promote himself,

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dude. It's coming out and the shit came out and...

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And really, you know, fold it. But have you personally

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listened to every single one of the tracks in

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the... Thank you for saying that, Patrick. Album?

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No, I couldn't do it. No, you couldn't do it.

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But you realize he's better than you at this

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point. I'm a recreation. I mean, Pitchfork gave

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it... I said it was mid. Mid meant five. Pitchfork

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gave it a four point something. No. It was good,

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bro. But it was like... No one's my friend. He

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left me alone. Yeah, nine. What are you telling

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me, bro? You cucked at. It's that type of shit.

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Man, don't you feel stupider for listening to

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that? You gotta be a boss out here, man. Oh,

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yeah. A true boss doesn't have to let everybody

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know that they're a boss. Nothing that would

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be in your new playlist that you were showing.

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Was it anything in my recent playlist? I didn't

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hear all of them. I don't know if... Let's see

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here. Last night I saved, whispering my name,

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dust, make them cry, shebang, national treasure.

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It was not bad. And I'm a critic of Drake. I

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love Drake. I saw him two years ago, but I'm

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not a huge fan of Drake. I love Drake, but I

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hate Drake at the same time. I have a love hate

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with him. And when I saw him live, he was very

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boring. But especially his song with Future,

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it was good. If you got a, you know, by which

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one did you stop? I'm not sure you gotta realize

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you gotta realize you're just hating and you

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don't want to admit that he's good it's like

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Mike Alta or Rover yeah they're scumbags but

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they're good at what they do you gotta be able

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to admit that there's somebody out there who

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likes his music and that you can not like him

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but still think he's good and it was going it's

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music people that's on my team that's I've had

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enough blah blah blah shut up By the way, AM

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radio was not able to pass the bill yet. That

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makes it go in all cars. You got to figure that

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out. Oh, yeah. We got so much happening today.

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I don't even know if that's true, but it sounds

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good. Doesn't it? Oh, yeah. Let's start the show.

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all right now attention fm djs your morning show

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prep begins now loud rude aggressive and those

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are his good qualities a sick person with a powerful

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tool welcome to door is closing hi this is ryan

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hoppy's mom and you're listening to hoppy hour

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welcome back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes

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now no no no no if i hit this button boom the

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whole program's gonna start okay we'll hit it

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Just hobby hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppe.

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If you're listening in Fresno, this is Monday

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morning, which is a completely different vibe

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than a Friday. But it is Friday. You know what

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that means. Every Friday, we do this thing where

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we have to play the clip from the movie Friday.

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Get what they called it. Friday. It's on a Friday.

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I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But

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I'm going to join you today. Because it's Friday.

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You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit

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to do. Oh, yeah. That's you. You're just hanging

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out. And you got really nothing going on. Hang

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out with me. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856. 494 -6773.

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You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio. You can

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always email me. RyanHappyRadio. I don't know

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what's going on with me, man. I would sleep in

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every day in the beginning of the year until

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about, I don't know, 10, 15 a .m. And all of

00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:44.879
a sudden I go on that trip to Chicago and Minneapolis.

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And then you know what ends up happening? I then

00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:53.539
come back and I work with MJ and I get up every

00:16:53.539 --> 00:16:56.159
day at four. And now the last two weeks I have

00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:58.779
slept until like 11 a .m. I'm exhausted. I'm

00:16:58.779 --> 00:17:04.220
freaking tired. But I'm still here. I think so.

00:17:05.710 --> 00:17:08.369
Maybe I'm a ghost. Maybe I died this morning.

00:17:10.470 --> 00:17:15.529
On that exciting note, let's see what the frick

00:17:15.529 --> 00:17:22.190
is going on with Instagram. Let's see here. A

00:17:22.190 --> 00:17:28.990
convicted murderer was seen vaping in the courtroom

00:17:28.990 --> 00:17:34.039
right before they read his sentence. It's so

00:17:34.039 --> 00:17:39.960
Gen Z. It's so gangster. Notorious B .I .G. Would

00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:42.140
have been 54 years old today. Rest in peace,

00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:47.500
bud. Here is a fan doing a selfie video. Looks

00:17:47.500 --> 00:17:50.900
like she's at like an airport or something. And

00:17:50.900 --> 00:17:56.039
she refused. She asked T .I. for a picture. I

00:17:56.039 --> 00:17:57.799
don't know if you noticed I yawned. I'm tired.

00:17:58.599 --> 00:18:01.960
So this fan asked T .I. for a selfie and he says

00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:05.119
no. And then she does a selfie video of him in

00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:22.519
the background. Yeah, she ain't happy about that.

00:18:24.059 --> 00:18:28.420
Yeah, the thing is, T .I. allegedly had sex trafficking

00:18:28.420 --> 00:18:33.430
charges against him, but... You know what happened?

00:18:33.970 --> 00:18:36.289
Statue of limitations. So you really think it's

00:18:36.289 --> 00:18:39.569
going to happen when he's not a good guy? This

00:18:39.569 --> 00:18:44.170
is weird. Lado at 21 Savage did a collaborative

00:18:44.170 --> 00:18:48.369
post where it was of a sword. And people are

00:18:48.369 --> 00:18:50.650
wondering if they maybe named their baby sword.

00:18:52.930 --> 00:18:57.150
There's something weird going on there. A death

00:18:57.150 --> 00:19:00.630
row inmate who Kim Kardashian is fighting to

00:19:00.630 --> 00:19:05.640
save. Gets his execution halted. This is ridiculous

00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:10.640
in regard to what took place today at the state

00:19:10.640 --> 00:19:14.539
capitol in Nashville today. Again, Tony Corralta,

00:19:14.579 --> 00:19:16.799
he was scheduled to be executed at 10 a .m. and

00:19:16.799 --> 00:19:20.079
after multiple attempts via IV when it comes

00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:22.779
to lethal injection. Again, they had to halt

00:19:22.779 --> 00:19:26.559
this execution. And he did, again, request for

00:19:26.559 --> 00:19:29.019
an emergency stay in order to prevent this execution.

00:19:29.259 --> 00:19:34.359
And it was denied. Damn. Man. Too bad she didn't

00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:36.500
get the crimes off. Then I can make the joke

00:19:36.500 --> 00:19:38.619
that Kim Kardashian knows how to get guys off.

00:19:41.980 --> 00:19:46.380
Lizzo revealed that her Instagram name, LizzoBeating,

00:19:46.480 --> 00:19:48.839
was originally because she wanted to be a food

00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:52.980
influencer. Maybe go back to that. You're a nine.

00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:56.339
This is sad news. But now that Trump has breast

00:19:56.339 --> 00:20:00.619
cancer, to any other liberals out there, They

00:20:00.619 --> 00:20:02.599
were happy about it. That ain't healthy, dog.

00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:07.220
Charges were dismissed against a former Virginia

00:20:07.220 --> 00:20:11.299
principal after a six -year -old shooting. School

00:20:11.299 --> 00:20:15.299
shooting. Up with breaking news. Just after 10

00:20:15.299 --> 00:20:17.859
o 'clock this morning, I'm Blaine Stewart with

00:20:17.859 --> 00:20:20.960
that breaking story developing. What up, Blaine?

00:20:21.259 --> 00:20:24.420
In Newport News this morning, where the trial

00:20:24.420 --> 00:20:27.980
for Ebony Parker, the former assistant principal

00:20:27.980 --> 00:20:30.700
of Richneck High School, within the past few

00:20:30.700 --> 00:20:34.180
minutes, that trial has been dismissed by the

00:20:34.180 --> 00:20:36.740
judge. This is a story that we have been following

00:20:36.740 --> 00:20:42.539
for years here at News 3. The local news always

00:20:42.539 --> 00:20:46.079
has to say, oh, we've been following it. Yeah,

00:20:46.180 --> 00:20:50.079
you and everyone else, dude. K. Michelle says,

00:20:50.339 --> 00:20:53.940
F. Portia Williams. After their recent back and

00:20:53.940 --> 00:20:56.000
forth on Twitter. What are things now between

00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:59.019
you and Portia? Because I saw the response. Really?

00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:06.240
Mm -hmm. We actually have audio of Portia Williams

00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:10.309
and K. Michelle. You know, this is what it sounded

00:21:10.309 --> 00:21:15.130
like when they met up in person. This is what

00:21:15.130 --> 00:21:23.569
it sounded like. Good old cat fight. Shut up,

00:21:23.569 --> 00:21:34.730
K. Michelle. There's Parsha. Has it gotten to

00:21:34.730 --> 00:21:38.690
that point? Man. And why? And the reason I'm

00:21:38.690 --> 00:21:42.789
saying this is because I think the hurt, it's

00:21:42.789 --> 00:21:44.630
clearly your hurt, right? And I want people to

00:21:44.630 --> 00:21:48.049
really understand that. It's not just... I'm

00:21:48.049 --> 00:21:51.569
there with that because... Mm -hmm. What do you

00:21:51.569 --> 00:21:55.269
got, King Michelle? Um, honestly. Sure. She's

00:21:55.269 --> 00:21:59.809
a fun girl. Oh, yeah. Like, all of that. And,

00:21:59.869 --> 00:22:02.849
you know, we're dealing with a woman who for

00:22:02.849 --> 00:22:07.019
years has begun calling on people. Mm -hmm. Blah,

00:22:07.019 --> 00:22:12.500
blah, blah. Man, women love bringing down other

00:22:12.500 --> 00:22:15.200
women, but then claim that none of the ones that

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.400
bring them down, one of the best are the other

00:22:17.400 --> 00:22:23.220
women. Oh, bro -rilla continues to diss her sister,

00:22:23.319 --> 00:22:27.740
glow -rilla. Oh, it's in a rap song. I can't

00:22:27.740 --> 00:22:34.650
play it, but man, it is. Hug it out, man. There's

00:22:34.650 --> 00:22:36.710
that guy Larry Wheels. He's just like a walking

00:22:36.710 --> 00:22:39.650
African -American Johnny Bravo. He's one of the

00:22:39.650 --> 00:22:44.769
streamers. He reveals his new assistant after

00:22:44.769 --> 00:22:47.349
separating from his wife. She's a hot piece of

00:22:47.349 --> 00:22:49.609
ass. Everybody's asking why we want to plug yourself

00:22:49.609 --> 00:22:53.230
in your handles real quick. Yeah. What's a secret?

00:22:55.049 --> 00:22:58.279
That's up to you. Yeah, it's like who you are,

00:22:58.299 --> 00:23:03.099
what you do, and blowing me. I'm Viola. I'm his

00:23:03.099 --> 00:23:12.539
assistant. Oh, yeah. Very humble opening. My

00:23:12.539 --> 00:23:16.650
Instagram is via underscore period lips LA. She's

00:23:16.650 --> 00:23:18.269
one of those hot ass girls who has a terrible

00:23:18.269 --> 00:23:21.130
username. It's Leah underscore angel underscore

00:23:21.130 --> 00:23:23.930
this underscore that. Oh my God. Then you have

00:23:23.930 --> 00:23:28.650
to have her type it in on the phone. Alabama

00:23:28.650 --> 00:23:32.930
Barker called Travis Barker and Cardi Kardashian

00:23:32.930 --> 00:23:36.210
to make sure there wasn't any pork in his food

00:23:36.210 --> 00:23:41.190
for neon. So this woman's still pretending to

00:23:41.190 --> 00:23:44.130
care about neon for clicks. I'm going to call

00:23:44.130 --> 00:23:50.619
my dad to make sure. Dad, can you ask Courtney

00:23:50.619 --> 00:23:53.900
if the Rice Krispie Treats have gelatin in them?

00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:57.339
Baby, do the Rice Krispie Treats have gelatin

00:23:57.339 --> 00:24:03.920
in them? No. Yeah, Neon started getting into

00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:06.579
a Kardashian. He used to have interesting streams.

00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:13.299
Yeah, you know what I mean? His streams used

00:24:13.299 --> 00:24:16.539
to be really interesting. He would be doing this

00:24:16.539 --> 00:24:19.240
and that, you know what I mean? And now the only

00:24:19.240 --> 00:24:30.160
interesting stream is this. There should just

00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:33.420
be a streamer who just films themselves peeing.

00:24:35.619 --> 00:24:37.920
I was so depressed this week I needed to make

00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:39.900
myself laugh. Could you imagine that? The whole

00:24:39.900 --> 00:24:42.279
podcast is just I'm waiting to pee at the urinals.

00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:47.519
That's actually, I should do that. Here is a

00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:49.859
woman breaking down dating. I always have like

00:24:49.859 --> 00:24:52.859
these loser ass men that don't understand why

00:24:52.859 --> 00:24:55.480
my standards are so high. But you're annoying.

00:24:56.059 --> 00:24:59.480
And daddy didn't love you. So you bring it out

00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:05.460
on men. Because you're never the problem. Why

00:25:05.460 --> 00:25:08.480
I expect so much from the man that I'm going

00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:11.400
to be with. I expect him to buy everything and

00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:14.039
I'll cheat on him anyway. My car just hit 55

00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:17.460
,000 miles. And as soon as my dad found out,

00:25:17.460 --> 00:25:19.740
he started freaking the fuck out on me. He's

00:25:19.740 --> 00:25:21.440
like, man, you're driving in so many guys' houses.

00:25:21.900 --> 00:25:25.160
He was like, a woman should never drive a vehicle

00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:27.970
over 50 ,000 miles. How dare you not? Yeah, I

00:25:27.970 --> 00:25:29.849
can see her dad kind of messed her up. That is

00:25:29.849 --> 00:25:31.690
a stupid thing to be mad at your daughter about.

00:25:32.910 --> 00:25:34.569
You should be more mad at your daughter for being

00:25:34.569 --> 00:25:37.170
annoying. Not tell me. And now this week we're

00:25:37.170 --> 00:25:39.109
going to go look at new cars because he refuses

00:25:39.109 --> 00:25:43.609
to let me drive an old, old vehicle. It's just

00:25:43.609 --> 00:25:45.630
like not safe and like he just doesn't feel comfortable.

00:25:45.849 --> 00:25:51.670
Wow. She seems annoying. And she keeps talking,

00:25:51.789 --> 00:25:57.599
but there's nothing there. Here we go. Yeah.

00:25:57.700 --> 00:26:04.900
Elon Musk, baby. She recounts the moment Elon

00:26:04.900 --> 00:26:08.519
and her had sex. He looked at me and said, pick

00:26:08.519 --> 00:26:14.700
a name. But like, I don't know how to explain

00:26:14.700 --> 00:26:17.480
like how surreal it is in that moment. You're

00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:21.900
like, man, that is sad. When you literally peaked

00:26:21.900 --> 00:26:26.789
and you had sex with Elon. What else are you

00:26:26.789 --> 00:26:31.690
talking about? Nothing. It's all Elon. Can you

00:26:31.690 --> 00:26:35.450
imagine him? Your only conversation starter is

00:26:35.450 --> 00:26:39.289
Elon Musk, your deadbeat baby daddy. I'm like

00:26:39.289 --> 00:26:42.730
23. I'm a single mom. And all of a sudden, I'm

00:26:42.730 --> 00:26:46.109
like on the jet of like the richest guy in the

00:26:46.109 --> 00:26:50.650
world. Oh, yeah. I love the clout. Because without

00:26:50.650 --> 00:26:52.829
him, I don't have much going on. And he's like...

00:26:53.409 --> 00:26:55.650
pouring me red wine and telling me how nice the

00:26:55.650 --> 00:26:57.670
wine is he like reiterates like four times he's

00:26:57.670 --> 00:26:59.750
like this is a really nice bottle of wine wow

00:26:59.750 --> 00:27:01.890
you are just trying to bring out that he's yeah

00:27:01.890 --> 00:27:05.849
autism you're probably autistic too honey and

00:27:05.849 --> 00:27:07.970
i was like honestly i can't tell the difference

00:27:07.970 --> 00:27:10.109
between this and a box of francia but like oh

00:27:10.109 --> 00:27:13.250
okay well no wonder you're single you're nine

00:27:13.250 --> 00:27:18.890
you know how many women you can get Why would

00:27:18.890 --> 00:27:21.829
anyone want you? Now you're doing the Alex Earl

00:27:21.829 --> 00:27:24.130
thing of doing makeup videos while you talk about

00:27:24.130 --> 00:27:28.509
men. But then wonder why you're single. I'm sure

00:27:28.509 --> 00:27:32.210
it's nice if it's on your plane. She's just so

00:27:32.210 --> 00:27:41.029
icky, man. So... That's what you sound like.

00:27:41.210 --> 00:27:43.690
Like, I just don't know how much I want to say

00:27:43.690 --> 00:27:46.059
here, but so... I love that. Well, I guess this

00:27:46.059 --> 00:27:49.700
is relevant. I love when women say that. They

00:27:49.700 --> 00:27:52.380
go, I don't know how much I want to say. And

00:27:52.380 --> 00:27:55.200
then they say everything. Kind of like when someone

00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:57.079
says they love you and then they insult you.

00:27:57.299 --> 00:28:01.940
They're trying to ease the burn. Mm -hmm. But

00:28:01.940 --> 00:28:04.440
you know she got a burn from Elon. Because there's

00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:07.920
so many, and we will address this later. Oh,

00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:10.200
we're totally going to address it. We're all

00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:13.700
worried. The baby trapping scandal, like people

00:28:13.700 --> 00:28:16.740
saying we baby trapped. You are. If you're having

00:28:16.740 --> 00:28:24.859
to address it. You know it's true. So, not exactly

00:28:24.859 --> 00:28:28.339
proud of this, but like. I'm a side chick. I

00:28:28.339 --> 00:28:32.279
was a young hoe, okay. Hell yeah. At least you

00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:34.680
admitted it. Let me go back and hear that. Oh,

00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:39.319
okay. I slept with him on this plane, joined

00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:44.660
the Mile High Club. Yeah! Why did it take you

00:28:44.660 --> 00:28:48.200
52 seconds to get to the good stuff? And the

00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.420
first time we engage in coitus... Oh, this is

00:28:52.420 --> 00:28:54.380
a weird way to... This is such a conservative

00:28:54.380 --> 00:28:57.480
girl. Coitus! Do you know what he says to me?

00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:02.539
He literally says, pick a name. Yeah. I think

00:29:02.539 --> 00:29:09.519
the name should be shut up, Musk. 856. 49 hopping.

00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:14.059
Oh, my God. There's a nine -ass over here. She

00:29:14.059 --> 00:29:19.819
looks spicy. She would never shut up. Ah, her

00:29:19.819 --> 00:29:23.460
name is Allison Glowington. And she says women

00:29:23.460 --> 00:29:25.980
should never date men earning at least $20 ,000

00:29:25.980 --> 00:29:31.009
less than them. I know people, I don't even want

00:29:31.009 --> 00:29:32.829
to say, I just know people in my life that have

00:29:32.829 --> 00:29:36.470
made like $150 ,000 more than their significant

00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:40.549
other and they have a good marriage. Let me first

00:29:40.549 --> 00:29:43.930
see if Allison Wellington's in a relationship.

00:29:44.349 --> 00:29:49.569
Is Allison Wellington married or anything like

00:29:49.569 --> 00:29:55.910
that? She is happily married. Good for you. You

00:29:55.910 --> 00:29:58.599
better keep that, man. Because who's going to

00:29:58.599 --> 00:30:02.019
want to date a raggedy woman who's talking about

00:30:02.019 --> 00:30:05.500
money? Problematic on either side. So I say stay

00:30:05.500 --> 00:30:09.420
away from someone who makes significantly less.

00:30:09.619 --> 00:30:12.900
And that's starting at like a $20 ,000. Man,

00:30:13.480 --> 00:30:15.759
if you're around a woman that talks about money,

00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:20.880
she's as vapid as a dead rat. $30 ,000 difference.

00:30:24.940 --> 00:30:27.339
If you're talking about money when it comes to

00:30:27.339 --> 00:30:30.079
a relationship, your husband's probably cheating

00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.700
on you because you're just annoying. You put

00:30:32.700 --> 00:30:35.019
out once a week and you're one of those girls.

00:30:35.140 --> 00:30:38.319
It's like, ah, you should be grateful. I put

00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.319
out once a week. If we even say the woman makes

00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:45.220
100K, a man making 70K with taxes or say he has

00:30:45.220 --> 00:30:49.569
other children. Which is a case, especially if

00:30:49.569 --> 00:30:51.589
you're dating in your 30s. And I talked about

00:30:51.589 --> 00:30:54.410
this on another episode. Oh, we all heard it.

00:30:54.650 --> 00:30:57.490
We're all running to whatever podcast this is.

00:30:57.890 --> 00:31:00.009
Decisions, decisions, it appears to be called.

00:31:00.950 --> 00:31:03.029
I didn't make the decision to listen to your

00:31:03.029 --> 00:31:05.630
podcast. A lot of men have other children. There's

00:31:05.630 --> 00:31:07.549
child support. There's their own bills. There's

00:31:07.549 --> 00:31:09.410
a lot of things coming out of that. I mean, there

00:31:09.410 --> 00:31:11.190
was something a friend told me recently that

00:31:11.190 --> 00:31:13.190
I like. What? That man's shocking. We're never

00:31:13.190 --> 00:31:18.019
the problem. She... Makes more than her partner.

00:31:18.180 --> 00:31:21.700
Yeah. I don't know by how much, but she said,

00:31:21.819 --> 00:31:24.700
I always wanted my household income to be this

00:31:24.700 --> 00:31:29.319
amount. Yeah. Jobs are underpaying. They're giving

00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:31.539
you more tasks with no more money. And these

00:31:31.539 --> 00:31:34.960
raggedy women are wondering why they're so miserable.

00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:38.019
But you're money focused because you're morons.

00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:45.059
You want to hear a clip that's going viral? I

00:31:45.059 --> 00:31:48.539
have Craig Ferguson flirting with a person on

00:31:48.539 --> 00:31:52.720
his show. Flirt, and I like flirting. I really

00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.359
do, I love it. Really? You follow old men around

00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:58.119
flirting with them? No, no, I like the ones who

00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:03.420
engage back. Well, I absolutely... So show me

00:32:03.420 --> 00:32:05.640
what you got. No, you can't put me on the spot

00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:07.099
like that and say show me what you got. You've

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:09.160
got to walk up to it a little bit. You know,

00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:17.029
bang is hard. Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm no longer

00:32:17.029 --> 00:32:23.390
gay. I love that robot from Craig Ferguson. Late

00:32:23.390 --> 00:32:27.309
night TV is great. I miss that dub show. Better

00:32:27.309 --> 00:32:29.589
than Govira's Latiness. I always thought Craig

00:32:29.589 --> 00:32:31.829
Ferguson should have got to tonight or the late

00:32:31.829 --> 00:32:34.029
show, whatever that stupid show is. And we'll

00:32:34.029 --> 00:32:37.630
talk about that loser later. Chicago drill rapper,

00:32:37.849 --> 00:32:41.529
Ledfo. So that he stepped away from music to

00:32:41.529 --> 00:32:46.329
be a better role model for his son. But I was

00:32:46.329 --> 00:32:48.250
saying, when I got on here, I was saying, like,

00:32:48.250 --> 00:32:53.710
I had stopped rapping and shit a while ago. Got

00:32:53.710 --> 00:32:57.930
it. Because I started to grow, started to heal.

00:32:58.089 --> 00:33:01.569
Uh -huh. As you grow and you heal, your mindset

00:33:01.569 --> 00:33:03.869
change. Yeah, you know, he's been taking some

00:33:03.869 --> 00:33:10.069
mushrooms. He's got a clear head. They said I

00:33:10.069 --> 00:33:13.849
was used to rap about. I couldn't rap about it

00:33:13.849 --> 00:33:17.829
no more. Couldn't rap about it no more. Couldn't

00:33:17.829 --> 00:33:22.089
rap about killing people. Donald Trump says he's

00:33:22.089 --> 00:33:24.190
not sure if he'll make it to Donald Jr.'s wedding.

00:33:28.029 --> 00:33:31.029
He'd like me to go. It's going to be just a small

00:33:31.029 --> 00:33:33.289
little private affair and I'm going to try and

00:33:33.289 --> 00:33:36.170
make it. I'm in the midst. I said, you know,

00:33:36.190 --> 00:33:38.930
this is. Not good timing for me. I have a thing

00:33:38.930 --> 00:33:41.490
called the rad and other things. Yeah, you know,

00:33:41.509 --> 00:33:44.750
starring the warrior man. I love how he acts

00:33:44.750 --> 00:33:46.410
like that's going to stop him from doing things

00:33:46.410 --> 00:33:48.210
in his free time when he's always at Mar -a -Lago.

00:33:48.630 --> 00:33:51.829
There is something going on with him and his

00:33:51.829 --> 00:33:54.230
son. That's one I can't win on. They're both

00:33:54.230 --> 00:33:59.210
losers. If I do attend, I get killed. If I don't

00:33:59.210 --> 00:34:01.849
attend, I get killed. Yeah, I would say probably

00:34:01.849 --> 00:34:05.200
attend. You're a deadbeat loser as you've always

00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:11.239
been. Here's a moment that Neon was blushing

00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:14.059
around Alabama. Barker's fake ass. She's a big

00:34:14.059 --> 00:34:20.960
asshole. What? Can I take this off? I can't listen

00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:24.219
to this. It's just like, I just see her using

00:34:24.219 --> 00:34:29.460
him. And my ex used me for clout. So it's very

00:34:29.460 --> 00:34:31.400
interesting when you see it and you're like,

00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:33.139
I want to just tell a homie to get away from

00:34:33.139 --> 00:34:38.820
that broad. Here's Neon and her talking about

00:34:38.820 --> 00:34:40.960
taking their relationship to the next level.

00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:43.639
And because I'm here. Yeah, of course. Okay.

00:34:43.739 --> 00:34:46.380
And we're going to look for houses, right? Okay.

00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:49.539
Yeah. So they're thinking about buying a house

00:34:49.539 --> 00:34:52.380
together. Gen Z kids are weird. Why did they

00:34:52.380 --> 00:34:57.280
do it? Why would you fall in love? I'm telling

00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:01.599
you. I'm not against dating, but it's just in

00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:06.219
this modern day landscape, not really into like,

00:35:06.340 --> 00:35:12.579
I don't know, not really into dating anymore.

00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:16.519
We all heard my retirement ceremony earlier in

00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:21.380
the week. The ghosting's ridiculous. It's out

00:35:21.380 --> 00:35:25.639
of hand. Oh, Erica Cort, Erica Cort, I don't

00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:28.460
know why I said that. I like Erica Kort better

00:35:28.460 --> 00:35:31.139
than Erica Kirk. Now, Erica Kirk is supporting

00:35:31.139 --> 00:35:36.179
Spencer Pratt, a dirty, rotten moron. Supporting

00:35:36.179 --> 00:35:41.119
another dirty, rotten moron. Bam Margera's ex

00:35:41.119 --> 00:35:43.619
says, do not change custody order. He gave our

00:35:43.619 --> 00:35:47.219
son a cannabis roll -on. Hell yeah! Although

00:35:47.219 --> 00:35:52.880
he appears to be a different man. Alex Rodriguez

00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:55.940
and his hot -ass girlfriend broke up. I saw this

00:35:55.940 --> 00:36:02.000
news. This is crazy. Kyle Busch died. Rest in

00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:07.199
peace. I used to board up NASCAR on 102 .5 The

00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:11.480
Bone, which was riveting radio. And John Brennan

00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:13.719
would always be like, why are we in 15th place

00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:18.219
on Sundays? Because you're airing NASCAR. Mmm.

00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.800
You're hearing NASCAR for like a whole freaking

00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:27.000
four hours. And we got Kyle Busch to the left.

00:36:27.179 --> 00:36:30.719
To the left. Let's do a pitch check. Time for

00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:33.019
three minutes of commercials. Take the NASCAR.

00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:38.300
To the left. To the left. To the left. Mm -hmm.

00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:44.300
Here we got Danny Hamlin. Ty Dillon. Oh, yeah,

00:36:44.380 --> 00:36:47.659
to the left. To the left. To the left. Mm -hmm.

00:36:49.099 --> 00:36:51.280
And John Brendan had the nerve to say, I shouldn't

00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:59.679
be on air. Fly me out of there. That was $1 million

00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:03.079
in child support to a stripper. What a deadbeat

00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:06.760
moron. You know that influencer that died, Ashley

00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:10.659
Janine? There was a deep fake video of her fiance,

00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:14.119
Joe McCann, and her getting into it. And it was

00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:19.489
fake. You want to know what song Harry Styles

00:37:19.489 --> 00:37:26.949
loves his virginity to? He said it was Radiohead's

00:37:26.949 --> 00:37:29.530
talk show house. That is a weird thing. You want

00:37:29.530 --> 00:37:32.489
to know how I lost my virginity as a 50 -year

00:37:32.489 --> 00:37:36.710
-old woman named Suzy? And it was right next

00:37:36.710 --> 00:37:38.809
to O 'Hare International Airport in Chicago.

00:37:40.989 --> 00:37:44.929
And she said, put on some music. So I put on

00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:49.039
Pandora. This is in November 2014. You want to

00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:51.260
know what happened? I'm going to tell you what

00:37:51.260 --> 00:37:53.280
happened. Not only did I get my rocks off. No,

00:37:53.300 --> 00:37:58.099
no, no, no. What happened was she put on, I put

00:37:58.099 --> 00:38:02.059
on 2000s rap. I was ahead of the curve on 2000s

00:38:02.059 --> 00:38:03.699
music. I was talking about it before everybody

00:38:03.699 --> 00:38:11.280
else. And the song Freak Lake by Petey Pablo

00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:15.210
came on. It was great. That and commercials.

00:38:15.409 --> 00:38:17.429
You know how Pandora had a minute and a half

00:38:17.429 --> 00:38:20.110
long commercial breaks? Oh, that was the best.

00:38:20.530 --> 00:38:27.070
Getting laid to commercials. Quentin Tarantino

00:38:27.070 --> 00:38:29.309
said it was tense working with Brad Pitt during

00:38:29.309 --> 00:38:31.849
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah, I don't

00:38:31.849 --> 00:38:35.269
think Brad Pitt's a good guy. Mm -hmm. Starting

00:38:35.269 --> 00:38:41.909
to get that vibe. Helio Felia's dead. We all

00:38:41.909 --> 00:38:45.210
know that. Alicia Andrews has been sentenced

00:38:45.210 --> 00:38:48.630
to a minimum of 15 years in prison. She was convicted

00:38:48.630 --> 00:38:50.710
of manslaughter. I hope it was worth killing

00:38:50.710 --> 00:38:57.949
her. photos are surfacing of Sean Kingston's

00:38:57.949 --> 00:39:01.889
mom looking all happy in prison. Oh yeah. It

00:39:01.889 --> 00:39:07.869
must just be a bang fest there. Spencer Pratt

00:39:07.869 --> 00:39:10.489
is loving getting guns and he's becoming a Republican.

00:39:10.630 --> 00:39:13.559
So he's just copying Trump. He's got no other

00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:17.099
redeeming talent. Hulk Hogan's daughter made

00:39:17.099 --> 00:39:23.579
an insensitive post on social media. She shared

00:39:23.579 --> 00:39:29.239
a photo of her ass in honor of her father. She

00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:30.860
had a caption about her dad and it was a photo

00:39:30.860 --> 00:39:36.639
of her butt. You know what that is? Her dad always

00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:42.170
did want her though. Don Lemon says that he's

00:39:42.170 --> 00:39:43.909
been discriminated against because he's not white.

00:39:44.050 --> 00:39:45.989
No, you've been discriminated against because

00:39:45.989 --> 00:39:49.469
you're a nine. Supposedly, Ethan Slater and Ariana

00:39:49.469 --> 00:39:52.329
Grande's relationship is not doing good. What

00:39:52.329 --> 00:39:55.610
a surprise. Our relationship that began on cheating

00:39:55.610 --> 00:40:02.010
not doing well? No way. I'm so surprised. Jimmy

00:40:02.010 --> 00:40:08.590
Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel paid respect to... I

00:40:08.590 --> 00:40:10.150
forgot his name. Stephen Colbert last night.

00:40:12.010 --> 00:40:17.010
Stephen Colbert took some parting shots at CBS

00:40:17.010 --> 00:40:21.030
and Paramount. Oh, wow, he's so funny. You ain't

00:40:21.030 --> 00:40:24.050
going to get rehired there. And then last night

00:40:24.050 --> 00:40:25.989
he had Ryan Reynolds in the crowd. Oh, yeah.

00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:29.170
That's why you're not on TV. You have no relatability.

00:40:29.530 --> 00:40:36.130
You think anybody wants to see that moron? I

00:40:36.130 --> 00:40:38.570
had a guy named Alan Chambers who was an anti

00:40:38.570 --> 00:40:41.469
-gay, pray the gay away type of conservative.

00:40:42.309 --> 00:40:47.329
He got caught doing this thing that is known

00:40:47.329 --> 00:40:50.409
as trying to solicit a 14 -year -old boy. I mean,

00:40:50.429 --> 00:40:54.809
come on. There's something with Megan Gay. Because

00:40:54.809 --> 00:40:59.010
every single time there's like an RNC convention.

00:41:00.090 --> 00:41:02.349
Megan's always out there on Grindr. The Grindr

00:41:02.349 --> 00:41:04.730
server gets shut down. They're all in the closet.

00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:07.519
It's time for Britney Spears news. Today's news

00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:30.690
is crazy. And this just in, she's crazy. Lame

00:41:30.690 --> 00:41:33.469
luna on the grave, shit queen, her on the board,

00:41:33.570 --> 00:41:36.150
her on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all

00:41:36.150 --> 00:41:38.489
fell for the plan, whole thing's fun, buy the

00:41:38.489 --> 00:41:41.670
soups, not the bands Britney News is back, crap

00:41:41.670 --> 00:41:44.469
crazy, crazy Y 'all got played and the story

00:41:44.469 --> 00:41:46.849
got hazy They sold you a script, y 'all caught

00:41:46.849 --> 00:41:49.090
it in cause But the cash came first, she just

00:41:49.090 --> 00:41:51.909
gave them lies Britney News is back, crap crazy,

00:41:52.010 --> 00:41:53.710
crazy They wrote the whole time, y 'all call

00:41:53.710 --> 00:41:56.329
it amazing Turn that dial, hoppy touch through

00:41:56.329 --> 00:41:59.130
the scam Girl watch show, but it talk like fam

00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.599
Yeah, go back joints in the cut we vibin then

00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:06.119
we dive deep in the lousy right team idols push

00:42:06.119 --> 00:42:10.420
like perfect angles Angle or triangle spin spin

00:42:10.420 --> 00:42:13.179
spin to the truth look fake whole fan base make

00:42:13.179 --> 00:42:16.119
like a birthday cake you were hashtags mercenaries

00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:19.019
fans They were private jets you were quicksand

00:42:19.019 --> 00:42:22.420
Britney knows this black crap crazy crazy y 'all

00:42:22.420 --> 00:42:25.079
got played and the story got hazy They sold you

00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:27.300
a script y 'all caught it at cost but the cash

00:42:27.300 --> 00:43:20.340
came first you just gave Oh, yeah. Oh yeah! So

00:43:20.340 --> 00:43:23.199
there you go. That was Britney Spears news. I

00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:24.940
saw this headline and I had to make sure this

00:43:24.940 --> 00:43:31.599
was not fake news. So when Britney Spears got

00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:35.280
pulled over for her DUI, she offered them lasagna

00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:45.400
and a pool party. While we're talking, can you

00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:47.239
just do me a favor? Can you turn the vehicle

00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:51.019
off? Can you go up there and do it so I'm not

00:43:51.019 --> 00:43:52.800
on the street when I'm not following you guys?

00:43:54.179 --> 00:43:56.579
No, can I go follow you up there so I'm not on

00:43:56.579 --> 00:44:02.190
the street with all these people? I can't even

00:44:02.190 --> 00:44:20.309
hear her. Shut up. You're 45 years old. You ain't

00:44:20.309 --> 00:44:29.500
28. in cuffs and under arrest oh yeah britney

00:44:29.500 --> 00:44:32.280
wearing a dress and a hat being escorted by a

00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:34.599
highway patrol officer and for the first time

00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:36.679
we're seeing and hearing what went down that

00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:39.440
night oh yeah she offered them lasagna and a

00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:41.139
pool party this is what she should have offered

00:44:41.139 --> 00:44:47.159
oh yeah get the work she asked the officer about

00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:51.650
her phone Yeah, your phone's in your purse. The

00:44:51.650 --> 00:44:55.829
dash cam video obtained by TMZ. I love to say

00:44:55.829 --> 00:44:58.309
who obtained. There's like a competition amongst

00:44:58.309 --> 00:45:01.590
these news sites. also see her taking and failing

00:45:01.590 --> 00:45:04.829
a sobriety test. All right, there you go. Inside

00:45:04.829 --> 00:45:07.530
of the road, with three cops present, you can

00:45:07.530 --> 00:45:11.010
see the moment she was put in cuffs. 911 emergency,

00:45:11.130 --> 00:45:14.269
what are you reporting? I'm reporting a erratic

00:45:14.269 --> 00:45:18.909
driving person. I'm just dumb, bro. After the

00:45:18.909 --> 00:45:21.849
disturbing 911 calls that led to Brittany's shocking

00:45:21.849 --> 00:45:24.869
arrest. What is it doing? It's in and out of

00:45:24.869 --> 00:45:28.170
lanes, erratically slamming on the brakes. It's

00:45:28.170 --> 00:45:29.829
almost side swiping. a couple of youth pools.

00:45:29.969 --> 00:45:32.030
I'm just worried that they're going to crash

00:45:32.030 --> 00:45:34.929
into somebody. Page six, obtain the audio of

00:45:34.929 --> 00:45:37.449
multiple callers describing the 44 -year -old.

00:45:37.809 --> 00:45:41.530
So there you go. Ah, brain name. So you know

00:45:41.530 --> 00:45:46.550
how I say the royal family is awesome? The Kardashians.

00:45:47.230 --> 00:45:49.409
It's time for royal family and Kardashian news.

00:45:49.789 --> 00:45:55.550
Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo,

00:45:55.550 --> 00:46:01.980
yo, yo, yo. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Newsflash,

00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:05.500
happy hour, got the tea spillin' Rose and Kardashian's

00:46:05.500 --> 00:46:08.280
dumb nepo villains Crowns made of clout, castles

00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:11.300
built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's

00:46:11.300 --> 00:46:14.119
fair game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in

00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:16.300
the suit Go to spoons in their mouths, they don't

00:46:16.300 --> 00:46:20.519
chew Just a hand -me -down throne, earn nothing

00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:24.219
But they claim the zone Royal family, Kardashian

00:46:24.219 --> 00:46:28.230
crew Nothin' new, just the same old view Naples

00:46:28.230 --> 00:46:31.329
babies riding on a silver spoon Turn the dial,

00:46:31.429 --> 00:46:34.849
hop, he's breaking the tune Royal family, Kardashian

00:46:34.849 --> 00:46:38.889
crew Nothing new, just the same old view Naples

00:46:38.889 --> 00:46:41.989
babies riding on a silver spoon Turn the dial,

00:46:42.110 --> 00:46:45.460
hop, he's breaking the tune King Charles with

00:46:45.460 --> 00:46:47.880
his face on a pound But no way to the wisdom,

00:46:47.940 --> 00:46:51.480
just a hollow sound Kims and Pop make up them

00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:54.639
scandals Selling us drama like lit birthday candles

00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:58.099
Suits and tiaras, fake realities bloom From Buckingham

00:46:58.099 --> 00:47:01.679
halls to Calabasas rooms Hoppy's mic sharp, cut

00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:04.420
through the facade Dropping bars heavy, no applause

00:47:04.420 --> 00:47:07.960
for the fraud Radio waves, truth in the static,

00:47:08.139 --> 00:47:11.280
calling out the fakes Systematic, from palaces

00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:26.400
to mansions, all the same A radio station is

00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:29.800
apologizing for a major royal blunder. Radio

00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:35.940
Caroline in Essex, England accidentally announced

00:47:35.940 --> 00:47:39.500
the death of King Charles May 19th. and is now

00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:42.480
apologizing for, quote, any distress caused.

00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:45.579
The radio station posted a statement on its Facebook

00:47:45.579 --> 00:47:48.480
page from its manager, Peter Moore, who blamed

00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:52.219
a computer glitch on the incident. Blame the

00:47:52.219 --> 00:47:55.340
computers. Reads, quote, due to a computer error

00:47:55.340 --> 00:47:57.699
at our main studio, the death of a monarch procedure,

00:47:57.960 --> 00:48:00.440
which. So what it is is they probably had a preloaded

00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:01.880
thing, kind of like when someone dies and then

00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:04.539
CNN's ready. They probably launched it too soon.

00:48:04.900 --> 00:48:07.539
While UK stations hold in readiness while hoping

00:48:07.539 --> 00:48:11.699
not to require. So there you go. There's, um...

00:48:11.699 --> 00:48:18.739
And there's this right here. I just... I said

00:48:18.739 --> 00:48:22.139
there's this right here. Kylie Jenner is making

00:48:22.139 --> 00:48:25.619
it known. Timothee Chalamet is her man. The 28

00:48:25.619 --> 00:48:27.500
-year -old commented under a TikTok of her...

00:48:27.500 --> 00:48:30.360
God, he's got BD for all days. Her boyfriend

00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:33.099
walking out of the tunnel at Madison Square Garden.

00:48:33.400 --> 00:48:36.659
There's this, um... And then here's Chloe in

00:48:36.659 --> 00:48:41.699
Wonderland. Mm -hmm. She says she doesn't know

00:48:41.699 --> 00:48:43.860
what to do when people cry. Well, yeah, look

00:48:43.860 --> 00:48:45.699
at who your mother is. Because it's more like

00:48:45.699 --> 00:48:48.460
intimate. It's like a one -on -one setting, but

00:48:48.460 --> 00:48:51.639
they always confess the craziest to me. And I

00:48:51.639 --> 00:48:54.900
know my teams can't believe me because I'm like,

00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:56.860
something like this can't happen that much. I'll

00:48:56.860 --> 00:48:58.219
literally send them voice notes like, you're

00:48:58.219 --> 00:49:00.119
going to die. No, this person's having an affair

00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:03.219
with someone. Oh, yeah. Like, I'll like go on

00:49:03.219 --> 00:49:07.780
and on and on. Yeah. Tears, the crying. The crying's

00:49:07.780 --> 00:49:09.920
always, people cry around me a lot and you don't

00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:12.099
love it. Well, I never know what to do because

00:49:12.099 --> 00:49:14.500
some people want hugs. Some people are like,

00:49:14.539 --> 00:49:16.500
don't touch me if I'm crying. So you can touch

00:49:16.500 --> 00:49:18.519
me all night, babe. Like, I never know which

00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:23.000
way to go. So I'll be like, and I smile at really

00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:25.880
weird situations. There you go. You must be fun

00:49:25.880 --> 00:49:33.219
at funerals. 856 -49 -HOPPY. All right. I'm going

00:49:33.219 --> 00:49:34.860
to go to the break room and get a can of Coca

00:49:34.860 --> 00:49:44.000
-Cola. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for

00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:51.960
Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy

00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:54.320
Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:57.940
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

00:49:57.940 --> 00:50:04.840
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:07.760
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:10.079
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:12.840
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:15.300
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:50:16.800 --> 00:50:19.360
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right

00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:22.900
back. You know how I do this every Friday. Every

00:50:22.900 --> 00:50:54.960
day of my weekend. We'll be right back. You blame

00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:57.639
it, make it rain, but it drop, literally Okay,

00:50:57.739 --> 00:51:00.219
nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't Puerto

00:51:00.219 --> 00:51:03.559
Rican Michael Jackson, PC, my ice to rock is

00:51:03.559 --> 00:51:07.320
Christmas Well, I'm amazing, come out with Cartesian

00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:10.039
Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a

00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:12.699
rabid Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban, tunes

00:51:12.699 --> 00:51:15.559
from a gallows, man My car sit so high, don't

00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:18.400
stop, no, bitch, I land And all this ain't juice,

00:51:18.519 --> 00:51:21.199
man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me five

00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:24.800
bottles of that goose, I get a loose, man You,

00:51:24.820 --> 00:51:27.440
you playin', do that on my handstand I do this

00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:30.679
shit every day, ballin's in my plan Girl, ballin'

00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:33.059
up a nine -to -five, mean it's crooked, you a

00:51:33.059 --> 00:51:35.420
liar You don't walk, it's kind of beat, you a

00:51:35.420 --> 00:51:37.780
dick, I'm sippin' light Hurses to be verses,

00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.019
nigga, you just sweet I heard you, I heard you,

00:51:40.019 --> 00:53:09.829
I heard you, I heard you, I heard you I just

00:53:09.829 --> 00:53:13.510
won't write on end why you lame niggas look bitch

00:53:14.010 --> 00:53:16.849
Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day. Y 'all

00:53:16.849 --> 00:53:19.269
was clubbing in the station. And my nigga, you

00:53:19.269 --> 00:53:22.050
ain't alone. You can see the insides. First,

00:53:22.070 --> 00:53:24.449
they take they shirt off. Second, when they hear

00:53:24.449 --> 00:53:27.030
our songs, then they take they shirt off. Third,

00:53:27.090 --> 00:53:29.710
she gonna serve us. Mouse stick her tongue out.

00:53:29.869 --> 00:53:32.949
Four hours later, fuck us all. I was like, wow.

00:53:33.230 --> 00:53:35.789
Y 'all got milk money. Bitch, nigga, I'm a cash

00:53:35.789 --> 00:53:38.769
cow. Every day, my weekend, living life on a

00:53:38.769 --> 00:53:50.579
fad. Every day, my weekend. We gon' ball. We

00:53:50.579 --> 00:54:06.000
gon' ball every day. Oh, shit. What? Every day

00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:11.619
my weekend. Man, I ball. Man, I ball every night.

00:54:11.739 --> 00:54:17.079
Every day my weekend. We gon' ball. We gon' ball

00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:33.889
every night. There you go. We're 54 minutes into

00:54:33.889 --> 00:54:39.150
this madness. Let's check in with some of my

00:54:39.150 --> 00:54:41.860
homies. Hey, what's up? This is Eddie Volkman

00:54:41.860 --> 00:54:44.800
from the Eddie and Jobo radio show, and you're

00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:47.400
listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hey,

00:54:47.719 --> 00:54:50.679
this is Eddie Volkman from Star 96 .7, and you're

00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:53.039
listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oops.

00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:55.719
Hi, this is Rod Ryan from the Rod Ryan Show in

00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:59.159
Houston, Texas, and you're listening to the Hoppy

00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:01.800
Hour. Hey, this is Meredith from Oh and the Freak

00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:04.719
Show on Wild 94 .1 in Tampa Bay, and you're listening

00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:08.179
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. He had daddy issues

00:55:08.179 --> 00:55:10.679
and is attracted to women with them. Welcome

00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:16.199
back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to

00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:28.840
Hoppy Hour. And now for something completely

00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:32.059
different. Door is closing. Door is closing.

00:56:22.150 --> 00:56:26.730
Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened

00:56:26.730 --> 00:56:30.110
to radio show on the planet. The other stations

00:56:30.110 --> 00:56:49.590
are tuned in too. Turn it up, turn it loud. Oh,

00:56:49.590 --> 00:56:52.110
yeah. Put it back to the wall. Yeah, we're live

00:56:52.110 --> 00:56:55.030
right now. Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't hold

00:56:55.030 --> 00:56:58.230
back. Pete, he don't blow tap. Lines ring hot

00:56:58.230 --> 00:57:00.409
when he talk that talk. Sex, bad dates, all your

00:57:00.409 --> 00:57:02.389
late night thoughts. Celebrity mess, yeah, name

00:57:02.389 --> 00:57:04.150
that name. Laugh through the teeth, through the

00:57:04.150 --> 00:57:05.429
love, through the shame. Watch your old school

00:57:05.429 --> 00:57:07.190
jams while the stories roll through. If you know,

00:57:07.210 --> 00:57:08.809
then you know that's the happy hour mood. It's

00:57:08.809 --> 00:57:12.769
the happy hour. Happy hour. From St. Pete out

00:57:12.769 --> 00:57:41.809
to the world so wide. Hit play later. 8 -5 -6.

00:57:42.570 --> 00:57:51.889
4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.

00:58:11.449 --> 00:58:14.710
From St. Pete out to the world so wild. I got

00:58:14.710 --> 00:58:19.969
it. Play, let it shout. Let it shout. All that

00:58:19.969 --> 00:58:23.050
truth you feel ain't still alive. Turn it up

00:58:23.050 --> 00:58:25.989
a little louder. Talk your love, your lust, your

00:58:25.989 --> 00:58:29.690
ride or die. It's the hobby hour. Hobby hour.

00:58:30.730 --> 00:58:34.769
With Ryan. Pete drop time, bitch. Wild type ride.

00:58:43.880 --> 00:58:52.820
Oh, sure. I got it. Water. Mm -hmm. Yeah, yeah.

00:58:53.219 --> 00:58:55.659
From the pier, lights to the lake, flights everywhere.

00:58:55.880 --> 00:58:58.260
Tuned in, locked on that vibe from the bay. Breeze

00:58:58.260 --> 00:59:00.099
to the big screens. If you need that real talk,

00:59:00.139 --> 00:59:02.539
you already know why. It's the Hoppy Hour. It

00:59:02.539 --> 00:59:05.880
is the Hoppy Hour. From St. Pete out to the world.

00:59:05.940 --> 00:59:10.320
So why, why, why? Hit play, let it shower. Let

00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:16.929
it shower. Yum. All that truth you find. What's

00:59:16.929 --> 00:59:28.610
going on? Oh, yeah! 856 -49 -OP. 856 -49 -OP.

00:59:32.349 --> 00:59:42.909
It's a happy hour. It's a happy hour. You like

00:59:42.909 --> 00:59:48.420
that transition? Okay, a slow -motion cat fight

00:59:48.420 --> 00:59:51.300
on the set of Baywatch. There are two women vying

00:59:51.300 --> 00:59:54.920
for the position of next Pam Anderson. I added

00:59:54.920 --> 00:59:56.760
nothing and I beat that hot piece of ass in the

00:59:56.760 --> 01:00:00.760
90s. Libby Dunn and Brooks Nader. Libby Dunn

01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:03.000
isn't blusty enough, let's be honest. The two

01:00:03.000 --> 01:00:05.739
competing. Can I tell you something? I know Brooks.

01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:08.019
We're gonna have a second date. We're in a hotel.

01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:10.559
She's absolutely a star. So you're pulling for

01:00:10.559 --> 01:00:12.400
Brooks. I'm just saying, I know Brooks and I

01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:14.340
don't know Libby. Should we bring in Libby? You

01:00:14.340 --> 01:00:15.809
wanna meet her? Honestly, I can only. Handle

01:00:15.809 --> 01:00:23.710
one hot jack. He's so gay. Jacob got Tim Kaine

01:00:23.710 --> 01:00:26.710
and asked him about the Taylor Travis prenup.

01:00:26.730 --> 01:00:30.550
Oh yeah, the important things. Considering which

01:00:30.550 --> 01:00:33.670
states have favorable prenup laws. If you're

01:00:33.670 --> 01:00:36.570
spending too much time thinking about the prenup

01:00:36.570 --> 01:00:40.050
for the wedding. If there is a prenup, I really

01:00:40.050 --> 01:00:41.510
think it's going to be. I think that's a good

01:00:41.510 --> 01:00:46.480
point. He knows what he's talking about. Travis

01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:48.159
saying, here, just sign it and make it easy.

01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:49.900
Yeah, sign it and make it easy. What's mine is

01:00:49.900 --> 01:00:56.219
mine and what's yours is half mine. We got Jason

01:00:56.219 --> 01:00:57.900
Derulo. Of course, he is a singer and a song.

01:00:57.940 --> 01:01:01.139
He was like making the tour across the East Coast.

01:01:01.380 --> 01:01:04.860
It was weird. He was, I think he might have gone

01:01:04.860 --> 01:01:07.940
on the Joe show, but he was like at iHeartMedia.

01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:10.119
I saw my homie Chris Mathis got to meet him.

01:01:10.539 --> 01:01:12.679
I remember Chris Mathis was like a kid when I

01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:14.260
knew that it was us. I'm sure he's on Cloud 9.

01:01:14.380 --> 01:01:17.280
I love Chris. One of the few good people at iHeartMedia.

01:01:17.340 --> 01:01:20.019
It's Tampa Bay. And he went to like Atlanta,

01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:24.059
and he went to like, not Chris Mathis, Jason

01:01:24.059 --> 01:01:26.340
Drillo went to like Atlanta, and then like Georgia,

01:01:26.719 --> 01:01:29.400
and Washington, D .C. He was making like the

01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:31.679
East Coast trip. He's hanging out with my homie

01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:34.449
Fred. songwriter so we ask him his thoughts about

01:01:34.449 --> 01:01:38.170
ai and music i'm actually excited for ai to make

01:01:38.170 --> 01:01:42.789
music better yeah jason derulo man i am gay but

01:01:42.789 --> 01:01:44.869
he is not bad looking like music's not as good

01:01:44.869 --> 01:01:46.389
now because you can just have a computer do a

01:01:46.389 --> 01:01:47.809
lot of stuff well that's what i'm doing all right

01:01:47.809 --> 01:01:49.630
this is where they start talking for like 30

01:01:49.630 --> 01:01:54.530
seconds i'll do the tongue in here all right

01:01:54.530 --> 01:01:56.610
let me load up the hoppy hot topic because if

01:01:56.610 --> 01:02:00.510
i hadn't Yeah, I was going to say if I had not

01:02:00.510 --> 01:02:02.409
had it loaded, this would have played, but it

01:02:02.409 --> 01:02:04.949
didn't play it anyway. Oh, yeah, baked at happy

01:02:04.949 --> 01:02:09.070
hour. We've been back five minutes. I'm very

01:02:09.070 --> 01:02:14.969
delirious today. I'm delirious. I'm out of my

01:02:14.969 --> 01:02:19.090
mind. Any other radio DJ takes a day off on Friday.

01:02:19.269 --> 01:02:23.809
Howard Stern does like two shows a month. No,

01:02:23.889 --> 01:02:27.239
I get that he's Howard Stern, but... I'm here

01:02:27.239 --> 01:02:35.360
for you. Your kids sitting in coach while you

01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:37.760
sitting in first class. Did you see that? The

01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:42.320
kids were in a separate class of service. Yes.

01:02:42.900 --> 01:02:45.199
All right. It's Andy Khan talking to Nicholas

01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:47.159
Shea. You know how Andy Khan wants to blow him.

01:02:47.380 --> 01:02:52.260
My mom bought those tickets. It's Jessica Simpson

01:02:52.260 --> 01:02:56.739
walking through the airport. It was my mom's

01:02:56.739 --> 01:03:00.460
dream for us to go to Hawaii. Jessica Simpson

01:03:00.460 --> 01:03:02.659
is setting the record straight on why her three

01:03:02.659 --> 01:03:06.139
kids flew economy while she sat in first class.

01:03:06.500 --> 01:03:10.519
Because she's a brat. We had a great flight.

01:03:10.679 --> 01:03:12.619
It was fun. If you bought it, they sit with you?

01:03:13.059 --> 01:03:16.480
Of course. All right. Well, that explains everything,

01:03:16.659 --> 01:03:21.079
Jess. There you go. Is that a moron? Seems like

01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:24.900
she'd be insufferable today. Happy Hot Topic.

01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:28.500
I didn't have her. Shut up. Rumor Willis gets

01:03:28.500 --> 01:03:31.599
candid about her split from her ex. Oh, yeah.

01:03:31.960 --> 01:03:34.199
On the May 18th episode of the... She's hot,

01:03:34.280 --> 01:03:38.119
but she seems like trouble. Inside Edit Podcast,

01:03:38.639 --> 01:03:41.300
the 37 -year -old who shares two -year -old daughter

01:03:41.300 --> 01:03:44.619
Luetta with her ex Derek Richard Thomas explains

01:03:44.619 --> 01:03:48.059
to friend Maeve Riley that watching her get married

01:03:48.059 --> 01:03:50.260
was a turning point in her own relationship.

01:03:51.219 --> 01:03:55.780
Your wedding literally was a huge reckoning moment

01:03:55.780 --> 01:03:57.920
for me in my life. This is a very good story.

01:03:58.679 --> 01:04:01.039
Is it? Because you were afraid people were going

01:04:01.039 --> 01:04:04.539
to turn out of your podcast. heard your vows

01:04:04.539 --> 01:04:07.599
and i just realized that the situation i was

01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:10.940
in was never gonna look like that oh no because

01:04:10.940 --> 01:04:17.579
you're never the problem that is the man never

01:04:17.579 --> 01:04:18.860
gonna look at something in the mirror and go

01:04:18.860 --> 01:04:23.230
i might be a problem No matter how much effort

01:04:23.230 --> 01:04:25.389
I put in. The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce

01:04:25.389 --> 01:04:28.929
Willis. That's the problem. Demi Moore is a mom.

01:04:29.469 --> 01:04:32.269
She hasn't done much dating since she and Derek

01:04:32.269 --> 01:04:35.710
parted ways in 2024. I feel that too, honey.

01:04:36.309 --> 01:04:41.269
I don't know. You know what's the worst? Dating.

01:04:42.190 --> 01:04:45.849
When you think you have a catch. Hitting the

01:04:45.849 --> 01:04:49.710
coast on you. Can't whisper. The friendly ghost.

01:04:49.849 --> 01:04:55.349
The friendliest ghost. Ain't no good. Nobody

01:04:55.349 --> 01:04:58.130
likes getting ghosted on. Getting dumped. Whatever.

01:04:58.610 --> 01:05:01.070
There's communication there. The ghosting, there's

01:05:01.070 --> 01:05:03.389
no communication. Like, like, like, as awful

01:05:03.389 --> 01:05:06.900
as breakups are. Breakups are terrible. They're

01:05:06.900 --> 01:05:09.699
bad for your mental health. They're really bad

01:05:09.699 --> 01:05:12.360
for men. For women, they can move on a day later

01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:14.980
and get all wet and bang someone else. But what

01:05:14.980 --> 01:05:18.619
is a guy? We covet the woman. Mm -hmm. We got

01:05:18.619 --> 01:05:21.300
pop -up beer energy, and that's how that works.

01:05:22.039 --> 01:05:24.960
And what happens is when a man goes through a

01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:27.559
breakup, at least there's communication. Like,

01:05:27.579 --> 01:05:30.739
I don't want them at the bay, whatever. But then

01:05:30.739 --> 01:05:34.599
what happens is, like, a woman can be like, yeah,

01:05:34.679 --> 01:05:37.099
I'm going to go get laid. Let's go to the bar

01:05:37.099 --> 01:05:41.000
and have a little skanky. No! Happy hot topic!

01:05:42.500 --> 01:05:44.599
Catherine McPhee says she's feeling confused

01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:47.119
over Chrishell Stouse's harsh words about her

01:05:47.119 --> 01:05:49.260
relationship history, revealing her... Yeah,

01:05:49.260 --> 01:05:51.139
you know, that woman, whoever that woman is,

01:05:51.179 --> 01:05:53.980
is not as famous as Catherine McPhee. No one's

01:05:53.980 --> 01:05:56.400
thinking about her, so she needs other women

01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:59.380
for clout. And do you notice this thing I preach

01:05:59.380 --> 01:06:03.539
every day on this very show? Mm -hmm. Women claim.

01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:06.539
That men are trying to bring them down. Oh, they

01:06:06.539 --> 01:06:12.260
are. You know what I'm noticing though? Women

01:06:12.260 --> 01:06:14.880
are bringing down women. Take on the alleged

01:06:14.880 --> 01:06:17.760
beef on E! News' Instagram. The singer com -

01:06:17.760 --> 01:06:20.800
I love to stay on their Instagram. Look at us!

01:06:20.860 --> 01:06:23.559
It's on our Instagram! Commenting under E! News'

01:06:23.659 --> 01:06:25.840
Instagram May 20th, responding to one curious

01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:28.000
commenter who wanted to know what Kaepern said

01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:30.559
to spark an exchange between Chris Shell and

01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:33.599
the American Idol alum. Riding along with a heart

01:06:33.599 --> 01:06:36.139
emoji. Honestly, I have no idea. I am just as

01:06:36.139 --> 01:06:39.119
confused about this controversy as you. LMAO.

01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:43.599
Ah, it's so stupid. Still living, not getting

01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:50.599
along. Rev it and call the presses. I don't care.

01:06:50.699 --> 01:06:55.699
I saw this headline here. This is very woke.

01:06:59.550 --> 01:07:02.690
Quinta Brunson is drawing up something iconic.

01:07:03.150 --> 01:07:06.349
On May 20th, Variety reports that Quinta is set

01:07:06.349 --> 01:07:08.730
to play Betty Boop in a... So Betty Boop was

01:07:08.730 --> 01:07:10.929
white and now she's black. She better have a

01:07:10.929 --> 01:07:14.869
fat ass. Feature film adaptation. Everyone's

01:07:14.869 --> 01:07:17.449
upset. If you're upset over a Betty Boop cartoon,

01:07:17.570 --> 01:07:21.550
you got some problems in the club. Happy Hot

01:07:21.550 --> 01:07:31.940
Topic! Hey, family. Hey! Mm -hmm. Woo -hoo! This

01:07:31.940 --> 01:07:36.420
is Sherry Shepard. Sign off. I'm going to miss

01:07:36.420 --> 01:07:44.300
you. Wow. This is it. This is the last episode

01:07:44.300 --> 01:07:47.679
of Sherry. I have a joke about the term this

01:07:47.679 --> 01:07:50.099
is it. I remember when the Michael Jackson movie

01:07:50.099 --> 01:07:52.639
came out and it's called this is it. My mom was

01:07:52.639 --> 01:07:55.719
like, it should be called this is shit. Sherry

01:07:55.719 --> 01:07:58.900
Shepard in tears as she signs off her talk show

01:07:58.900 --> 01:08:07.539
for good. Yeah! I thought I was getting naked.

01:08:07.619 --> 01:08:14.539
I never noticed you. Here you go. Here I got

01:08:14.539 --> 01:08:23.260
Sherry Shepard. Matthew Perry's mom, Susanna

01:08:23.260 --> 01:08:26.520
Morrison, condemns his assistant's actions in

01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:30.800
a heart -wrenching letter. Listen. I'm not the

01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:34.529
very sure he's funny as Chandler. He gave me

01:08:34.529 --> 01:08:37.569
a couple of chuckles. But there's an overall

01:08:37.569 --> 01:08:41.369
problem here. There's the inact accountability.

01:08:42.569 --> 01:08:46.550
What do I mean by that? Listen, was it wrong

01:08:46.550 --> 01:08:49.970
what they did to Matthew? Yes. But Matthew had

01:08:49.970 --> 01:08:53.039
the one to help out Matthew. In a victim impact

01:08:53.039 --> 01:08:56.560
statement obtained by E! News May 21st, the mother

01:08:56.560 --> 01:08:59.619
of the late Friends star calls out Kenneth Iwamasa,

01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:03.140
Harry's assistant at the time of his 2023 death,

01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:07.359
who in 2024 pleaded guilty to conspiracy to distribute

01:09:07.359 --> 01:09:10.159
ketamine in connection to Matthew's passing.

01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:13.699
Ahead of Iwamasa's sentencing, Morrison writes,

01:09:13.939 --> 01:09:16.979
Iwamasa's most important job was to act as -

01:09:16.979 --> 01:09:21.060
Whatever, dude. Your kid was doomed. Unfortunately.

01:09:21.710 --> 01:09:25.970
what's up i'm jack avery jack avery reacting

01:09:25.970 --> 01:09:29.449
to a pretty terrifying situation this is his

01:09:29.449 --> 01:09:32.069
axe trying to kill him someone hired someone

01:09:32.069 --> 01:09:35.630
to kill me after his ex influencer gabby gonzalez

01:09:35.630 --> 01:09:38.850
was arrested for that alleged plot she's a hot

01:09:38.850 --> 01:09:42.470
piece of ass isn't she so i'm gonna play his

01:09:42.470 --> 01:09:44.869
music so i can't play the clip but that happened

01:09:44.869 --> 01:09:47.810
and then this happened Alex Rodriguez is a single

01:09:47.810 --> 01:09:50.810
man. Three years after the former MLB star showed

01:09:50.810 --> 01:09:54.810
off his romance. You know, he's got to be insufferable

01:09:54.810 --> 01:09:58.770
today. Jacqueline Cordero. The fitness trainer

01:09:58.770 --> 01:10:02.949
confirms they have broken up. I'm sure he cheated.

01:10:03.170 --> 01:10:08.289
Hey, it's us. Even in sports. Happy Hot Topic.

01:10:09.069 --> 01:10:11.649
Zendaya and Tom Holland have added another little

01:10:11.649 --> 01:10:14.069
one to their growing family. That is so cute.

01:10:15.310 --> 01:10:17.470
The Euphoria star reveals the couple's home is

01:10:17.470 --> 01:10:19.630
filled with the pitter -patter of little feet.

01:10:19.710 --> 01:10:22.630
Four, to be precise. Zendaya tells Elle magazine

01:10:22.630 --> 01:10:25.529
in an interview published May 21st that she and

01:10:25.529 --> 01:10:28.710
her actor fiancé have adopted another dog together.

01:10:29.029 --> 01:10:30.750
I don't believe it's a fiancé. I think they're

01:10:30.750 --> 01:10:34.810
married and she didn't like that her little gay

01:10:34.810 --> 01:10:37.350
hairdresser announced it. What's going on with

01:10:37.350 --> 01:10:43.090
this moron? Happy Hot Topic! Overnight, Stephen

01:10:43.090 --> 01:10:46.250
Colbert hosting the final late show on... No!

01:10:46.510 --> 01:10:50.670
I'm kidding. No! How am I going to survive without

01:10:50.670 --> 01:10:55.109
Stephen Colbert? CBS. If you're just tuning into

01:10:55.109 --> 01:10:59.229
the late show, you missed a lot. Are you funny?

01:10:59.649 --> 01:11:02.970
You missed me talking about Trump every single

01:11:02.970 --> 01:11:06.989
night because I have nothing else. Colbert trying

01:11:06.989 --> 01:11:10.710
to do a normal show. This isn't goodbye. How

01:11:10.710 --> 01:11:17.010
do you start an OnlyFans? No funny! But he kept

01:11:17.010 --> 01:11:19.770
getting interrupted by celebrities, all vying

01:11:19.770 --> 01:11:22.869
to be his final guest. A surprise celebrity.

01:11:23.149 --> 01:11:26.890
That's Bryan Cranston. Amio popping up out of

01:11:26.890 --> 01:11:29.449
nowhere? No, Bryan, those always feel kind of

01:11:29.449 --> 01:11:33.369
forced. At least you're admitting it. Paul, why

01:11:33.369 --> 01:11:35.529
are you interrupting me? I'm just curious. Paul

01:11:35.529 --> 01:11:41.500
Rudd! It's when our interview starts. Jay, why

01:11:41.500 --> 01:11:44.000
is he going out there? Extremely long poem I

01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:46.279
want to recite. Ryan, it's great to see you.

01:11:46.340 --> 01:11:48.880
Oh, and Ryan Reynolds, the king of likability.

01:11:49.659 --> 01:11:52.239
Jay. I hate to tell you, buddy, you're not my

01:11:52.239 --> 01:11:56.000
last guest. Ouchie. The night building to a big

01:11:56.000 --> 01:12:00.359
surprise. God, it's so cringe. People liked Colbert

01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:03.760
because he was very unspoken about the president.

01:12:04.460 --> 01:12:08.060
But humor -wise, he is not funny. Colbert, a

01:12:08.060 --> 01:12:10.579
devout Catholic, teeing up an interview with

01:12:10.579 --> 01:12:13.560
Pope Leo. Of course he's Catholic. That's why

01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:16.779
he's not funny. Colbert, you call that a Chicago

01:12:16.779 --> 01:12:20.359
dog? Pope don't play. Wow, so it's a fake Pope.

01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:25.180
Wow, it's hilarious. So funny. We're all over

01:12:25.180 --> 01:12:29.420
here laughing so hard. Not at all. We heard that

01:12:29.420 --> 01:12:32.289
Stephen Colbert So this is a Byron Allen being

01:12:32.289 --> 01:12:36.609
interviewed about taking over the slot. We heard

01:12:36.609 --> 01:12:38.510
that Stephen Colbert gave you a little shout

01:12:38.510 --> 01:12:39.970
-out, wrote you a note. Is that right? Yeah.

01:12:40.149 --> 01:12:42.869
What did he say to you? We exchanged numbers.

01:12:43.029 --> 01:12:45.289
And I texted him. And I said, do you want to

01:12:45.289 --> 01:12:48.970
have breakfast? And he texted back, yes. That's

01:12:48.970 --> 01:12:51.689
going to be ugly. And I said, what time and where?

01:12:51.770 --> 01:12:53.970
He said, 10 a .m. I love these boomers in the

01:12:53.970 --> 01:12:59.250
comments. I'm done with CBS! Dave, we're losing

01:12:59.250 --> 01:13:05.789
$20 million a year. $20 million. So I go to his

01:13:05.789 --> 01:13:08.270
hotel. We sit down for breakfast. We had gay

01:13:08.270 --> 01:13:11.829
sex. And it went all the way into lunch. Nice.

01:13:11.829 --> 01:13:18.109
And we had gay sex. And we shared stories. I'm

01:13:18.109 --> 01:13:22.930
making the company money. And you're not. It's

01:13:22.930 --> 01:13:25.539
so weird to think those are... that the late

01:13:25.539 --> 01:13:27.479
show, whatever you want to say about it currently,

01:13:27.680 --> 01:13:30.939
but this legendary brand that every boomer watched

01:13:30.939 --> 01:13:34.600
after a hard day of work in the 90s and 2000s,

01:13:34.600 --> 01:13:39.479
that now it's nothing more than a relic of the

01:13:39.479 --> 01:13:44.520
past. And the show of comics unleashed that was

01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:48.640
on, I don't know, 1 a .m. every night, and Norm

01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:51.989
Macdonald is famously known for saying, That

01:13:51.989 --> 01:13:54.350
it's not very unleashed. That's the replacement.

01:13:56.670 --> 01:14:00.390
How the mighty fall. There is this one time.

01:14:01.170 --> 01:14:04.890
I was out to eat and I believe a crab is on my

01:14:04.890 --> 01:14:12.100
ex and her very nice mom. And her mom goes. We

01:14:12.100 --> 01:14:14.420
were talking about Mike Carlton, his radio show.

01:14:14.659 --> 01:14:18.539
And she goes, all empires fall. And me and her

01:14:18.539 --> 01:14:20.539
broke up four months later. Not me and her mom,

01:14:20.539 --> 01:14:23.939
me and her ex. What I'm saying is, I always remember

01:14:23.939 --> 01:14:27.920
that moment. All empires fall. And the empire,

01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:32.640
known as the Late Show, is long gone. Well, not

01:14:32.640 --> 01:14:34.220
long gone. It's just been gone for a day, but

01:14:34.220 --> 01:14:41.000
it's gone forever. Here is... Byron Allen talking

01:14:41.000 --> 01:14:45.899
to TMZ about replacing Colbert. How do you do

01:14:45.899 --> 01:14:50.220
a late night funny show where you don't deal

01:14:50.220 --> 01:14:52.920
with politics? Because it feels like... That's

01:14:52.920 --> 01:14:54.840
all there is. Are you talking about the price

01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:59.640
of flights? That's the hub. Yeah, you know...

01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:01.520
Also, people don't realize they have like 500

01:15:01.520 --> 01:15:04.760
million pre -recorded episodes. Look, we've been

01:15:04.760 --> 01:15:07.890
doing this show for 20 years. Comics Unleashed

01:15:07.890 --> 01:15:10.750
with Byron Allen. We put that on back in 2006.

01:15:11.210 --> 01:15:15.489
And back then, in 2006, I said, look, we're making

01:15:15.489 --> 01:15:18.430
comedy that's evergreen. We want it to be funny

01:15:18.430 --> 01:15:22.050
20 years from now, 40, 60. That's good. I love

01:15:22.050 --> 01:15:25.909
that. Colbert's got this. I like a body about

01:15:25.909 --> 01:15:30.970
him. Bye. Byron Allen has that daddy energy.

01:15:31.449 --> 01:15:34.689
So let's not talk about politics. Let's not,

01:15:34.689 --> 01:15:36.890
you know, let's... Hey, I am so losing interest.

01:15:37.409 --> 01:15:40.609
I have that saying. If I'm bored, you're bored.

01:15:40.869 --> 01:15:46.609
I don't care. What's going on here? Go right

01:15:46.609 --> 01:15:50.079
up on the mic. Ryan Hockey on the mic, breaking

01:15:50.079 --> 01:15:53.380
down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:15:53.659 --> 01:16:01.699
Oh yeah! Last night, there's the Cavaliers losing

01:16:01.699 --> 01:16:04.520
game two. Now they're down two outs to the Knicks.

01:16:04.760 --> 01:16:09.829
And they gotta win both games at home. They really

01:16:09.829 --> 01:16:15.029
messed up by giving the job to James Harden and

01:16:15.029 --> 01:16:18.569
trading Darius Garland. They still could have

01:16:18.569 --> 01:16:22.550
used the clutch player last night. Donovan Mitchell

01:16:22.550 --> 01:16:31.750
can only do so much. All right. I know about

01:16:31.750 --> 01:16:38.229
crazy X's. They are. It's never me. All right.

01:16:38.470 --> 01:16:41.850
So right here is Carmelo Anthony talking about

01:16:41.850 --> 01:16:44.409
how he thinks Dylan Brooks is. The professional

01:16:44.409 --> 01:16:46.909
perspective is that this ain't about Bron. This

01:16:46.909 --> 01:16:49.189
is my Canadian teammates. I'm coming to see my

01:16:49.189 --> 01:16:51.310
guy. It just so happened he's playing against

01:16:51.310 --> 01:16:53.170
a mother****** I don't like. That's how I'm going

01:16:53.170 --> 01:16:59.109
to look at it. Now, my perspective is **** out

01:16:59.109 --> 01:17:02.350
of here. It's all about Dylan Brooks being underneath

01:17:02.350 --> 01:17:05.789
the hoop. Because. Well, come on. He's a part

01:17:05.789 --> 01:17:08.649
of Clutch Sports, which is LeBron's cult. So,

01:17:08.670 --> 01:17:11.090
of course, he's going to side with LeBron. We

01:17:11.090 --> 01:17:13.470
got beef. If you showing up to the workplace

01:17:13.470 --> 01:17:16.130
and you trying to put this show on, then you

01:17:16.130 --> 01:17:18.649
disrespected me now. Yeah, because I got beef,

01:17:18.710 --> 01:17:22.100
moron. Here is Steve Nash and LeBron talking

01:17:22.100 --> 01:17:24.640
about when LeBron will retire. Where is your

01:17:24.640 --> 01:17:28.880
mind right now? Why does anybody think that an

01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:32.899
egomaniac like LeBron James would retire in the

01:17:32.899 --> 01:17:35.140
offseason? He's going to want a goodbye party.

01:17:35.539 --> 01:17:38.300
He doesn't want to have his last game be getting

01:17:38.300 --> 01:17:41.880
blown up by the thunder and swept. Where is your

01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:43.960
mind right now? Are you thinking about it every

01:17:43.960 --> 01:17:46.619
day? Are you getting close to feeling a direction?

01:17:46.760 --> 01:17:48.640
Or are you just like, I need some time still?

01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:51.340
Yeah. I'm still in the moment. No, you're not.

01:17:51.560 --> 01:17:55.180
You're coming back next year. Stop lying. Stop

01:17:55.180 --> 01:17:58.760
lying to us. Like, just taking my time and saying

01:17:58.760 --> 01:18:01.140
I haven't even really thought about it. I haven't

01:18:01.140 --> 01:18:02.859
thought about it. I've been too busy banging

01:18:02.859 --> 01:18:05.199
my snow bunnies. I mean, Savannah, I never have

01:18:05.199 --> 01:18:09.039
any snow bunnies in Toronto. Happy hour. Happy

01:18:09.039 --> 01:18:23.239
hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour

01:18:23.239 --> 01:18:25.680
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:30.560
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:18:30.560 --> 01:18:36.579
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:18:36.579 --> 01:18:39.140
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:18:39.140 --> 01:18:41.579
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:18:41.579 --> 01:18:44.239
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01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:48.270
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:18:48.270 --> 01:18:50.670
worry Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be right back.

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How are you? How are you? You doing good? We're

01:18:54.489 --> 01:19:01.210
hanging out. It's been Hoppy Hour. 8 -5 -6. 49

01:19:01.210 --> 01:19:06.970
Hoppy. Here's a new song on the obscure playlist.

01:19:07.829 --> 01:19:12.329
Here is Penny Woods with Lil Wayne and Kanye

01:19:12.329 --> 01:19:16.050
West. Be alright. We'll all be alright or we'll

01:19:16.050 --> 01:19:33.989
be dead. When I was broke is a joke, people used

01:19:33.989 --> 01:19:36.750
to hate on me Now I'm old, I don't need your

01:19:36.750 --> 01:19:41.670
money I'm a B .I., B .I., B .I. I'm old, I'm

01:19:41.670 --> 01:19:46.369
a B .I., B .I., B .I. Back in the day, shawty

01:19:46.369 --> 01:19:48.930
wouldn't even play Now it's hard for me to keep

01:19:48.930 --> 01:19:52.529
shawty to leave But shawty, I'm a B .I., B .I.,

01:19:52.529 --> 01:20:03.520
B .I. I'm old, I'm a B .I., B .I., B .I. But

01:20:03.520 --> 01:20:05.979
slowly he start rollin' deep and bitches start

01:20:05.979 --> 01:20:08.739
to notice me And now I'm on the top, in the spot

01:20:08.739 --> 01:20:11.159
where I supposed to be There used to be no hope

01:20:11.159 --> 01:20:13.079
for me, cause hoes don't fuck with broken seats

01:20:13.079 --> 01:20:15.500
Used to try to holler, they was quick to tell

01:20:15.500 --> 01:20:17.600
me, nigga, please Get some cheese, I got some

01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:19.600
cheese, let them chickens flock to me Though

01:20:19.600 --> 01:20:21.739
obviously I should be dogging them like they

01:20:21.739 --> 01:20:24.579
was dogging me But awkwardly I disagree, I give

01:20:24.579 --> 01:20:26.520
them dick in disbelief Ain't nothing changed,

01:20:26.619 --> 01:20:29.289
I'm still the same, it's a little more A whole

01:20:29.289 --> 01:20:31.250
lot of drink, get a lot more free All of a sudden

01:20:31.250 --> 01:20:33.069
everybody know me This part of the game, you

01:20:33.069 --> 01:20:34.810
can ask Coach A No sign, no reason, me to tell

01:20:34.810 --> 01:21:06.890
the whole thing Let's go I do me like masturbation

01:21:06.890 --> 01:21:10.029
Young money, cash money till I'm killed, nigga

01:21:10.029 --> 01:21:13.289
Bet my funeral be over back with real niggas

01:21:13.289 --> 01:21:15.670
Started on the blacktop with a few pieces of

01:21:15.670 --> 01:21:18.869
crack rock Now it's just hip -hop and this motherfuckin'

01:21:18.869 --> 01:21:22.010
black rock Earn my stripes like a motherfuckin'

01:21:22.010 --> 01:21:25.149
black sock Now it's like I didn't hit the motherfuckin'

01:21:25.149 --> 01:21:28.310
jackpot Hurricane Katrina hits that motherfuckin'

01:21:28.310 --> 01:21:31.489
backdrop Man, you know them niggas got that motherfuckin'

01:21:31.489 --> 01:21:36.010
back high I'm tryin' to see how to get that I'm

01:21:36.010 --> 01:21:40.310
a B .I. I was broke, here's a joke people used

01:21:40.310 --> 01:22:11.569
to hate Now I don't know what you heard about

01:22:11.569 --> 01:22:16.029
me From the bottom to the top, we comin' up Now

01:22:16.029 --> 01:22:19.529
I don't know what you heard about me From the

01:22:19.529 --> 01:22:22.989
bottom to the top, we comin' up Now I don't know

01:22:22.989 --> 01:22:26.710
what you heard about me From the bottom to the

01:22:26.710 --> 01:22:30.590
top, we comin' up Now I'm takin' Kodak, start

01:22:30.590 --> 01:22:32.890
rippin' off your low jack You can treat me like

01:22:32.890 --> 01:22:35.109
a doughnut, it's a trip and come or come back

01:22:35.109 --> 01:22:37.710
Sittin' back in that Maybach, ain't seen no curses

01:22:37.710 --> 01:22:40.130
way back You get that, they gon' stay there This

01:22:40.130 --> 01:22:42.350
baby bricks don't play that You test my filet

01:22:42.350 --> 01:22:43.869
mignon, gotta stick with me through the mess

01:22:43.869 --> 01:22:45.890
and gravy You do this, stick with me through

01:22:45.890 --> 01:22:48.289
the storms, and bitch, you gotta pay me I heard

01:22:48.289 --> 01:22:51.189
about your baby, and all that ain't my baby So

01:22:51.189 --> 01:22:53.109
quit saying that's my baby, well, you know that

01:22:53.109 --> 01:22:55.689
ain't my baby It's funny how that money have

01:22:55.689 --> 01:22:58.310
them foaming like the rapists Kind of like them

01:22:58.310 --> 01:23:00.770
slumbers marked the comments in the 80s Hell,

01:23:00.850 --> 01:23:03.750
I got my first piece of ass in a crack house

01:23:03.750 --> 01:23:05.810
You know what I'm talking about, it might have

01:23:05.810 --> 01:23:08.899
been your mom house, baby Is it joking? Use the

01:23:08.899 --> 01:23:58.010
hate on me now Let's get back to it for the last

01:23:58.010 --> 01:24:13.090
segment. Welcome to Happy Hour. Now for something

01:24:13.090 --> 01:25:01.119
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

01:25:01.119 --> 01:25:09.340
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

01:25:09.340 --> 01:25:13.220
it is. The most listened to radio show on the

01:25:13.220 --> 01:25:15.960
planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

01:25:52.109 --> 01:25:59.630
You saw the news. Aaron Rodgers retired. Bye,

01:25:59.670 --> 01:26:07.130
bitch. Thanks for all the trauma as a Bears fan

01:26:07.130 --> 01:26:11.350
crushing us over and over again. Now I know that's

01:26:11.350 --> 01:26:15.609
a part of his job. I get it. Doesn't mean it's

01:26:15.609 --> 01:26:20.550
any less traumatizing. Every time you needed

01:26:20.550 --> 01:26:23.210
the... Bears to win a game against Aaron Rodgers.

01:26:23.369 --> 01:26:28.970
He would crush your soul all over. And it was

01:26:28.970 --> 01:26:33.630
bad. It was traumatizing. He was unstoppable.

01:26:33.909 --> 01:26:36.470
He was like LeBron, not the greatest player ever,

01:26:36.649 --> 01:26:41.270
but just so good at what he did. And now he's

01:26:41.270 --> 01:26:48.329
a doddering old man. Passes prime. Mm -hmm. That

01:26:48.329 --> 01:27:02.539
is... I got it. To the NFL now in a major career

01:27:02.539 --> 01:27:04.520
update from one of the league's biggest stars,

01:27:04.680 --> 01:27:08.680
Aaron Rodgers says, Bye, bitch. This upcoming

01:27:08.680 --> 01:27:12.479
season will be his last. That is so Airbnb and

01:27:12.479 --> 01:27:14.399
Savannah Guthrie. Not knowing where the fuck

01:27:14.399 --> 01:27:16.039
your mom is when you're talking about this, man.

01:27:16.760 --> 01:27:18.800
42 -year -old quarterback saying yesterday, quote,

01:27:18.979 --> 01:27:21.899
this is it. The future Hall of Famer signed a

01:27:21.899 --> 01:27:24.220
one -year deal this week to play. One -year deal.

01:27:24.380 --> 01:27:26.899
Another season for the Pittsburgh Steelers. That'll

01:27:26.899 --> 01:27:30.960
be his 22nd year in the NFL. There you go. I

01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:34.140
forgot to play this earlier when we went to a

01:27:34.140 --> 01:27:39.619
break. And Vienna's happy tips. But I like Charles

01:27:39.619 --> 01:27:43.180
Barkley. But as he's getting older, some of his

01:27:43.180 --> 01:27:45.869
opinions are starting to get a little... I don't

01:27:45.869 --> 01:27:48.649
know what the word is. Boomerish! That's the

01:27:48.649 --> 01:27:53.659
word! Boomerish! Little, okay, Boomer. He thinks

01:27:53.659 --> 01:27:56.079
all different streaming services to watch the

01:27:56.079 --> 01:27:59.239
games is disrespectful to fans. Even though everybody

01:27:59.239 --> 01:28:01.420
bitching about the streaming services are all

01:28:01.420 --> 01:28:04.340
older people that have cable. Nobody my age was

01:28:04.340 --> 01:28:06.939
able to watch the NBA prior to this year because

01:28:06.939 --> 01:28:10.180
no one had TNT. And you had to pay $95 a month

01:28:10.180 --> 01:28:12.720
to have YouTube TV. Now you can have Amazon,

01:28:13.039 --> 01:28:16.920
you can have Hulu, and you can have Peacock for

01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:21.770
$50 combined. So what I'm saying is... For the

01:28:21.770 --> 01:28:24.310
boomers that watch things on cable, it being

01:28:24.310 --> 01:28:27.029
on Peacock, Amazon, and Hulu is no good for them.

01:28:27.090 --> 01:28:30.210
But for us, it's saving us money. Whether the

01:28:30.210 --> 01:28:31.689
show is still the same, et cetera, et cetera.

01:28:31.789 --> 01:28:34.310
How would Charles Barkley assess the first year

01:28:34.310 --> 01:28:36.989
of this arrangement with Inside the NBA airing

01:28:36.989 --> 01:28:40.869
on ESPN? It's been perfect. And I don't throw

01:28:40.869 --> 01:28:42.970
that word around lightly. They have been amazing

01:28:42.970 --> 01:28:45.949
to work with. Hell yeah. I don't, I thought,

01:28:46.130 --> 01:28:49.420
I wish we could. You know, we only worked one

01:28:49.420 --> 01:28:52.359
time in December. Yeah, that was kind of weird.

01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:55.319
It didn't really, you know, come on, Sean, begin

01:28:55.319 --> 01:28:59.739
the year. One time in January. You know, I think

01:28:59.739 --> 01:29:01.579
that Adam Smith has got to get a hold of this

01:29:01.579 --> 01:29:04.439
thing. I think the games are too... Just join

01:29:04.439 --> 01:29:07.180
it right now. I don't really think so. I mean,

01:29:07.180 --> 01:29:09.760
there is a little confusion. Why not? It's on

01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:12.220
Peacock. But you know what you do? You go to

01:29:12.220 --> 01:29:14.720
www. Because the people that are having a hard

01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:17.119
time figuring it out would do www. You go to

01:29:17.119 --> 01:29:20.619
www .NBA .com and you go, oh, what network? Oh,

01:29:20.640 --> 01:29:22.859
it's on Peacock. Okay, I go to Peacock. It's

01:29:22.859 --> 01:29:28.909
really not that hard. Like NBC, Peacock. Amazon.

01:29:29.670 --> 01:29:33.550
I think we have disrespected the fans. I don't

01:29:33.550 --> 01:29:36.770
really think so. Not for bar owners, maybe. But

01:29:36.770 --> 01:29:39.149
for me, you've actually saved me $40 a month.

01:29:39.430 --> 01:29:41.229
But it's $10 a month for Peacock, which I'll

01:29:41.229 --> 01:29:43.789
get rid of at the end of the season. It's $10

01:29:43.789 --> 01:29:47.460
for Peacock. Uh, nine bucks for Amazon and of

01:29:47.460 --> 01:29:50.340
course the ESPN package with Hulu is 30. That's

01:29:50.340 --> 01:29:54.560
50. I'm saving $42 compared to YouTube TV. They

01:29:54.560 --> 01:29:57.340
don't know when the games are on. That's a good

01:29:57.340 --> 01:30:01.159
point. And way too late. When it was on TNT,

01:30:01.300 --> 01:30:04.079
it was set at 7 .30 and 10 .30 exactly. Now you

01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:08.680
got the stupid post -game shows. Um, I just think

01:30:08.680 --> 01:30:11.180
that's really unfair to the fans. Alright, whatever

01:30:11.180 --> 01:30:15.579
then. I think it's unfair to boomers that don't

01:30:15.579 --> 01:30:18.180
know how to use technology, but I think the rest

01:30:18.180 --> 01:30:43.539
of us are fine. I'll be out when the real begins.

01:30:43.899 --> 01:30:46.659
Turn it up loud. Let's get it. Can you tell this

01:30:46.659 --> 01:30:50.579
is playing? Why did I even pot down the music?

01:30:50.579 --> 01:30:52.859
That was pointless. I was going to say, can you

01:30:52.859 --> 01:30:54.880
tell how many times I've heard this? Because

01:30:54.880 --> 01:30:57.079
I was rapping to it. And then I literally potted

01:30:57.079 --> 01:31:00.180
down the music. And I was saying a bunch of gibberish.

01:31:01.180 --> 01:31:04.520
I've never sounded better. What the hell am I

01:31:04.520 --> 01:31:07.680
doing? Let the music breathe, Ryan. And the clenched

01:31:07.680 --> 01:31:10.460
fist. Tap the bass. I'm gonna take my Lamictal.

01:31:10.460 --> 01:31:23.260
I'm manic. What am I doing? I just took my Lamictal,

01:31:23.279 --> 01:31:32.819
so I might be okay. Happy Hot Topic! The Sheriff

01:31:32.819 --> 01:31:36.359
Josh does not want anyone taking over these streets.

01:31:36.460 --> 01:31:39.399
He says, Sheriff Grady Judd does not want them

01:31:39.399 --> 01:31:42.260
going to Polk County. And listen to me. If you're

01:31:42.260 --> 01:31:44.960
one of those morons that thought it was a good

01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:47.859
idea to go to a teen takeover, I promise you,

01:31:47.899 --> 01:31:53.239
you're safe in Tampa. But if you go to Polk County,

01:31:53.319 --> 01:31:56.039
that ain't going to end well done. that his deputies

01:31:56.039 --> 01:31:58.220
do have their ears to the ground in case any

01:31:58.220 --> 01:32:00.800
happen to pop up. And if they do, he's clear,

01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:04.779
it won't just be kids getting arrested. It all

01:32:04.779 --> 01:32:07.979
boils down to whether parents provide... I don't

01:32:07.979 --> 01:32:13.000
want to hear from you. Yeah, nine! Happy Hot

01:32:13.000 --> 01:32:18.300
Topic! Breaking tonight, a new stadium for the

01:32:18.300 --> 01:32:20.460
Tampa Bay Rays is moving forward. You're watching

01:32:20.460 --> 01:32:22.300
10 Tampa Bay... Why do I feel like this ain't

01:32:22.300 --> 01:32:25.060
gonna happen? There's something... that just

01:32:25.060 --> 01:32:28.199
doesn't seem possible. News at 5, I'm Frank Wiley.

01:32:28.260 --> 01:32:30.399
And I'm Dave Wagner. City leaders in Tampa have

01:32:30.399 --> 01:32:32.640
approved a memorandum of understanding that brings

01:32:32.640 --> 01:32:35.300
the race one step closer. Ah, something's going

01:32:35.300 --> 01:32:38.220
to happen, dude. I'm telling you. I know my info

01:32:38.220 --> 01:32:41.819
that I hid from the top secret meeting. This

01:32:41.819 --> 01:32:44.079
is getting outdated, but that was never, it's

01:32:44.079 --> 01:32:47.119
just unbelievable. They got a deal in Tampa because

01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:55.600
they never had one. Now they do. Wow. Just hours

01:32:55.600 --> 01:32:58.079
ago, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

01:32:58.079 --> 01:33:00.819
announcing it believes we will have a below average

01:33:00.819 --> 01:33:06.560
hurricane season. Don't jinx it. Let it play

01:33:06.560 --> 01:33:10.659
out. Why would you say that? Because people that

01:33:10.659 --> 01:33:13.300
predict weather are always correct. They're never

01:33:13.300 --> 01:33:15.899
wrong. It's in Tampa Bay News. I don't want to

01:33:15.899 --> 01:33:20.640
give it attention. Let it play out. This moron

01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:26.000
looks like a Kelta listener. Our former Pinellas

01:33:26.000 --> 01:33:27.899
County third grade teacher is set to spend the

01:33:27.899 --> 01:33:30.359
next 20 years in federal prison. You got plenty

01:33:30.359 --> 01:33:32.899
of time to listen to the bone, bitch. Today,

01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:35.119
prosecutors announced 46 -year -old Lee Hughes'

01:33:35.319 --> 01:33:38.399
sentencing for attempting to sexually exploit

01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:40.880
a child. All right, there you go. That's disgusting.

01:33:41.159 --> 01:33:44.279
There's this. Now to Tampa International Airport,

01:33:44.439 --> 01:33:46.720
where the summer travel season is officially

01:33:46.720 --> 01:33:49.500
underway. This is a live look. Some Florida cities

01:33:49.500 --> 01:33:51.779
are among the top travel destinations this Memorial

01:33:51.779 --> 01:33:54.600
Day weekend. Tampa, by the way, not one of them.

01:33:54.659 --> 01:33:56.800
And as 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Andy Payton

01:33:56.800 --> 01:33:59.239
tells us. Good, don't come here. We don't want

01:33:59.239 --> 01:34:04.020
you here. You're all morons. Happy Hot Topic!

01:34:04.910 --> 01:34:07.310
Petition denied. About 90 minutes ago, Clearwater

01:34:07.310 --> 01:34:09.850
City Council rejected a petition to prevent the

01:34:09.850 --> 01:34:13.770
Church of Scientology from building L. Ron Hubbard

01:34:13.770 --> 01:34:16.189
Hall downtown. I don't like this, man. This whole

01:34:16.189 --> 01:34:18.510
area is sent for them. Because you're a bunch

01:34:18.510 --> 01:34:21.289
of bitches. Because they have money. So you don't

01:34:21.289 --> 01:34:25.050
want to offend them? Are you really, really going

01:34:25.050 --> 01:34:27.949
to send for a cult that helps people get away

01:34:27.949 --> 01:34:30.770
with crimes? That's essentially a creepy version

01:34:30.770 --> 01:34:32.989
of the mafia. Are you really going to protect

01:34:32.989 --> 01:34:39.960
them? Like, seriously? Really? Man, Florida will

01:34:39.960 --> 01:34:42.420
do anything for clouded money. They'll sell their

01:34:42.420 --> 01:34:45.600
soul. That's what we do here, I guess. Town,

01:34:45.760 --> 01:34:47.960
as 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Chris Hurst explains,

01:34:48.239 --> 01:34:52.000
it could pave the way for construction. We urge

01:34:52.000 --> 01:34:54.380
you to reject the clerk's determination that

01:34:54.380 --> 01:34:57.550
the petition is insufficient. For more than an

01:34:57.550 --> 01:35:00.250
hour, they pleaded. I think this initiative should

01:35:00.250 --> 01:35:03.109
be put on the ballot. I don't want to hear about

01:35:03.109 --> 01:35:11.060
this. You're all losers and morons. A Manatee

01:35:11.060 --> 01:35:13.340
County middle school teacher is facing a child

01:35:13.340 --> 01:35:16.199
abuse charge after deputies say she asked a student

01:35:16.199 --> 01:35:19.039
to slap another child. All right, so there's

01:35:19.039 --> 01:35:21.399
that going on. Mm -hmm. Talked about that yesterday.

01:35:21.539 --> 01:35:23.800
That was in the beginning of Happy Hour. Oh,

01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:32.579
yeah, it's time for Fresno News. Mm -hmm. I hate

01:35:32.579 --> 01:35:34.079
how this song has like three seconds of dead

01:35:34.079 --> 01:35:35.180
air. I'm like, what the hell's going on with

01:35:35.180 --> 01:35:47.479
the burn? Mm -hmm. Got it, yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:35:47.500 --> 01:35:50.319
yeah Six out of tower, Fresno's loud as tower

01:35:50.319 --> 01:35:52.680
Mike in his grip, got the world feelin' sour

01:35:52.680 --> 01:35:55.380
Poppy on the block, droppin' facts like boulders

01:35:55.380 --> 01:35:57.819
Words cut sharply, the city on his shoulders

01:35:57.819 --> 01:36:01.260
News so raw, unfiltered, true spray Fresno's

01:36:01.260 --> 01:36:03.979
postin' every word that he say No sugar coat,

01:36:04.100 --> 01:36:07.159
no bow, no disguise Poppy in the booth, Fresno,

01:36:07.159 --> 01:36:10.260
here's it live Fresno knows, he don't hold back

01:36:10.260 --> 01:36:38.770
Spit so bold, keep the city on track Outro Music

01:37:11.399 --> 01:37:13.899
A troubling trend is sweeping across the country

01:37:13.899 --> 01:37:16.699
and Central California, and law enforcement hopes

01:37:16.699 --> 01:37:21.520
to disarm the danger. A popular game among high

01:37:21.520 --> 01:37:24.880
school seniors called Assassin has raised concerns.

01:37:25.159 --> 01:37:27.659
And in a recent incident, a Michigan officer

01:37:27.659 --> 01:37:30.340
had to make a split -second decision that could

01:37:30.340 --> 01:37:32.579
have turned deadly. Action News reporter Anna

01:37:32.579 --> 01:37:35.640
Torea is live at Kerman Police Headquarters with

01:37:35.640 --> 01:37:41.649
a stern message from that department. Anna? Hey,

01:37:41.649 --> 01:37:43.510
good evening, Margo. This game is also known

01:37:43.510 --> 01:37:46.090
as Water Wars. It's typically played by seniors.

01:37:46.250 --> 01:37:48.329
Man, we were just getting high and having sex.

01:37:48.470 --> 01:37:55.289
Well, I wasn't. I wasn't having sex. All right,

01:37:55.329 --> 01:37:58.039
well, kids are dumb. We're learning new details

01:37:58.039 --> 01:38:00.640
tonight in that deadly shooting involving Tulare

01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:03.199
County Sheriff's deputies. It all began with

01:38:03.199 --> 01:38:06.119
a routine call. Deputies conducted a welfare

01:38:06.119 --> 01:38:09.180
check at a home south of the city of Tulare.

01:38:09.380 --> 01:38:11.520
Alright man, seems like Fresno ain't doing well.

01:38:11.699 --> 01:38:13.439
Hope I keep you guys entertained in the morning.

01:38:25.869 --> 01:38:28.890
Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

01:38:28.890 --> 01:38:31.689
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

01:38:31.689 --> 01:38:34.550
Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, levels sloppy Radio waves,

01:38:34.710 --> 01:38:37.409
fairy tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,

01:38:37.550 --> 01:39:02.670
pop Happy Hot Topic! Northeast Ohio is getting

01:39:02.670 --> 01:39:05.649
closer to opening its first Buc -ee's. How the

01:39:05.649 --> 01:39:08.270
hell did they get Buc -ee's before Tampa Bay

01:39:08.270 --> 01:39:12.630
or Orlando? It's BS. Ticket prices for Cavs playoff

01:39:12.630 --> 01:39:15.069
games when they're here at home are climbing

01:39:15.069 --> 01:39:18.829
fast. There you go. Enjoy James Harden chugging

01:39:18.829 --> 01:39:22.310
like Tory Block on an average day of work. Time

01:39:22.310 --> 01:39:25.189
now 545 as your consumer reporter. I'm bringing

01:39:25.189 --> 01:39:27.689
you the facts. What up? I'm glad you bring me

01:39:27.689 --> 01:39:30.149
the facts. I was hoping you wouldn't lie to me.

01:39:30.729 --> 01:39:33.529
Shut up. He's just going to say that more people

01:39:33.529 --> 01:39:39.750
are being scammed. Cleveland's a scam city. No

01:39:39.750 --> 01:40:22.029
way. We think this is hard, but it could be worse

01:40:22.029 --> 01:40:26.310
though, at least we're not DETROIT! We're not

01:40:26.310 --> 01:40:28.569
DETROIT! Look at the masses, sports, you know,

01:40:28.569 --> 01:40:30.430
keep people from looking at their own lives and

01:40:30.430 --> 01:40:32.170
realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you

01:40:32.170 --> 01:40:38.029
know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint

01:40:38.029 --> 01:40:41.069
yourself orange around every Sunday, you might

01:40:41.069 --> 01:41:04.739
realize, I live in Cleveland! and then you look

01:41:04.739 --> 01:41:07.140
at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles

01:41:07.140 --> 01:41:08.899
towards you with her front butt spilling out

01:41:08.899 --> 01:41:10.760
over the top of her ass and she walks in and

01:41:10.760 --> 01:41:13.239
she's like, I'm gonna go shoot myself and my

01:41:13.239 --> 01:42:34.699
pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Oh yeah!

01:44:07.800 --> 01:44:10.140
What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the

01:44:10.140 --> 01:44:30.800
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01:44:51.880 --> 01:44:54.680
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than yours, midget! And that is that. Pocky Hour.

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Pocky Hour. Time for Pocky. Good morning. RyanPockyRadio

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San Francisco DJ hammering? I may look normal,

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but the truth is, I have a condition known as

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autism. That's right, it's a condition, not a

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regardless of who they are. People with autism

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normally have difficulties in verbal and non

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as an honored personality for many years. I've

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always remembered that people with autism want

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.org. This is Dan Bernanke, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Droppin' with some news streams

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Syndicated scar, well now it's time to shatter

02:01:40.909 --> 02:01:44.850
dreams Oh, the happy hour, comin' so close Radio

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waves, made it like a well -composed Laughter

02:01:47.489 --> 02:01:50.310
and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep

02:01:50.310 --> 02:01:59.029
the rhythm, all life's just so unfair All night

02:01:59.029 --> 02:02:01.750
buzzin' with the laughter's glowin' dim Ear drums

02:02:01.750 --> 02:02:04.789
mixin' happy like fingers without rings VHX to

02:02:04.789 --> 02:02:10.619
FM, shut up Shadows in the heat The happy hour

02:02:10.619 --> 02:02:14.020
is coming to a close Radio waves waving like

02:02:14.020 --> 02:02:17.199
a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving in

02:02:17.199 --> 02:02:20.279
the air both keep the rhythm Oh life's just so

02:02:20.279 --> 02:02:28.359
unfair Oh life doesn't but the laughter's rolling

02:02:28.359 --> 02:02:31.399
dim Ear drums hissing happy like fingers without

02:02:31.399 --> 02:02:38.920
rings He expects to have him The happy hour is

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coming too close Radio waves fading like a wilting

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rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air will

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keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Oh,

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life's just so unfair Now it's time to face the

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silence like a TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the

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mic, with humor so divine The void left in our

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hearts wider than a canyon line Empty feet are

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silent, I'm a -comin' to an end Like a roller

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-coaster stoppin' how the rivers bend Hoppy shows

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his acts, he's our daily grind Now silence flowers

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and the thoughts we can't rewind We're Hoppy

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hours Happy hour. Happy hour. Time for hockey

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in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com. The hour

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is now over. Game over. Game over.