Hoppe Cinco De Mayo! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.5.26)

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And then here's E -Bro in the morning. I respect

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E -Bro. He had a good career. But he's like a

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lot of hip -hop DJ morning show hosts that are

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also program directors. Where they gatekeep.

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And then wonder when they're in their 50s why

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people don't like them. Because you gatekeeped.

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And you did nothing for the community but serve

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yourself. Well, here's Ebro saying that Michael

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Jackson's Thriller is overrated. Or that it's

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the McDonald's of albums. Oh, there's such good

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guys over there at Ebro. You got Peter Rosenberg

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bitching about things. When we think of hip -hop,

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we want to have fun. We don't want to be bitched

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at. I had an argument with somebody yesterday

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about Thriller. Oh, about the song? No, no, no,

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about the album. And I was like, what does Thriller

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mean? Like, what does it mean? And they were

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like, it's Thriller. I was like, okay. Yeah,

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they need to turn down that music bed in the

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background. The album about it. Gee, why did

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Hot 97 get rid of you? It doesn't have an album.

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It doesn't have to have a meaning. It's the biggest

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album of all time. It is, Ebro. You're just mad

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you're not Charlemagne. And of course it's getting

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to work. But you say these outlandish things

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for attention. Mm -hmm. When you're a gatekeeper

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and you probably bang Nicki Minaj, which is kind

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of cool. I was like, okay, so it's the McDonald's

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of albums. All right. And McDonald's is one of

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the biggest companies of all time. So I don't

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quite see how that's an insult. I mean, it's

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not like caviar. But you're like the quick trip

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of... Radio shows. You like that dirty 7 -Eleven?

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Yeah, you can get Doritos from. Yeah, you can

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get Coca -Cola. But that's about it. Wow. You

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call McDonald's out. It's just giant soul. Wow.

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I'm Peter Rosenberg. Yelp. I'm a white boy from

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New York, but I talk like this, yo. When I do

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my hip -hop show, I talk like this, yo. But when

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I'm doing sports radio, I talk like this. But

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I'm doing my hip -hop. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

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yo, yo, yo. I'm Peter Rosenberg. Old man. All

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right. It's great. Nah, beat it. Beat it's the

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big man. Yo, yo, yo, beat it, man. Talk with

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a urban slang when I'm in. When I'm with you,

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bro. Because I can't just talk normally like

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my Peter Rosenberg self. Act. Thriller's the

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McDLT. I'm a loser. And And the Paul McCartney

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joint is just a hot bucket of shit. All right.

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Jay, why did Hot 97 get rid of them? Jesus Christ.

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You know what Peter Rosenberg is to radio? He's

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the HPV of radio. He never goes away. Sometimes

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it goes away. Sometimes it comes back. But he's

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always going to be there. Mm -hmm. Blah, blah,

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blah. I am Peter Rosenberg. I know more than

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you. Cool, dude. We're all going to die. You're

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not that important, bro. Ellen DeGeneres and

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wife Portia de Rossi have a sweet movie date

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night. Yeah, I didn't like this headline. Billie

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Eilish always acts like she's a woman of the

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people. Especially Gen Z. And then she's hanging

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out with Ellen DeGeneres. You're a phony. On

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April 28th, the couple steps out at the London

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premiere of Billie Eilish's upcoming concert

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movie, Hit Me Hard and Solved the Tour. While

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there, they had the chance to meet up with the

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singer and... Listen, Billie, you know she's

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a bitch to people and you still hung out with

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her? I never want to hear you talk about haters.

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You hung out with a moron like her. It snapped

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a quick selfie, which Ellen shared to Instagram

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following the event. The 68 -year -old captures

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the post. Portia and I just left the premiere

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for Billie Eilish's new 3D movie. Does it include

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your boobs? That she directed with James Cameron.

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Oh, be sure to go watch that. I'm sure it's so

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funny. The behind -the -scenes footage is amazing.

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If you weren't able to see Billie in concert,

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this is the next best thing. Whatever. The next

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best thing would be Ellen going away and shut

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up. You're annoying. Oh, yeah. It's Taco Tuesday.

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Coincidentally on Cinco de Mayo. This show is

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going to be lit, I tell you. Maybe not. And now,

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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Live. A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome

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to Happy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan

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Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

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now. No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,

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the whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll

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hit it. All right. man was so big. And now, something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in four,

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three, two, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. This is Hoppy

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Hour with Hoppy. Always going in, never doubt

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it. Never worry about the dollar. Don't just

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It's also trending, popping through the hottest

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search about us. Competition, microscopic, never

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copied. I'm a giant rolling weed up, man, we

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flying. Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, oh, PPE.

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Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, yeah. Hey, Cinco

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de Mayo. The day that Corinda Downley falls on

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Taco Tuesday. I don't know much about what Cinco

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de Mayo means. I do know I went up to one of

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my coworkers at 92 .5 Maxima and I said, what

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are you doing for Cinco de Mayo? And he goes,

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I'm Cuban, not Mexican. So that was kind of the

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moment when I realized me, I don't try to celebrate

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it. Had some Mexican food from Grumpy Gringo

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at like 10 a .m. That's pretty good. I'm full

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now. But now I was just at work on the MJ Morning

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Show. Now I'm at home. I like recording in my

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house. Like, it's cool recording there sometimes,

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like most of the time, but I just like looking

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at my cat. She's looking at me like, can I help

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you? You can help me by calling the voicemail

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856 - 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can

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tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

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email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right.

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We have so much we got to get into today. Not

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really. I didn't feel like recording. I've been

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up since 4 a .m., but I wanted to entertain you

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guys. Because my listeners don't take a day off

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of work. So I shouldn't take a day off. It's

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time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy. My freaking inbox blew up. My aunt

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Kimberly, my step -aunt Kimberly commented on

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a picture. I found this picture of me 50 pounds

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ago. When I was doing the keto diet. And I still

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thought I was fat. Mm -hmm. And she goes, isn't

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it funny when we were skinny, we used to think

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we were fat? Yes, I agree. And Robert Creel,

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who is a diehard listener of the show and a good

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guy. I had a post last night. There were kids

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screaming at the pool. Mm -hmm. As I had to be

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up early this morning. My apartment has a balcony

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that overlooks the pool. And during the summer...

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Kids get louder. Well, he commented, Ryan, that's

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good that you got a vasectomy. I got mine 26

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years ago and I don't regret it. Neither do I.

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I don't regret it at all. Although, it was really

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sad. There was a store, a restaurant, I guess

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you could call it that, that closed in St. Pete.

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And they closed the wrong one. May we pour water

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for the Wendy's? It's near 38th Avenue and 4th

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Street in St. Pete. The one that's closer to

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Gandy Boulevard is still open. Do you know how

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they closed like 700 Wendy's locations? They

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closed the one that was actually good, but not

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as many people went to. Man, funk dead. Made

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me sad. I saw a shoe carnival close in St. Pete.

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Not that I shopped there. Oh, but we're in such

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a good economy, right, MAGA? You morons. So let's

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pour one on him. All right. I just feel like

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doing them. Ah, last night. Why is the thing

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that was known as the Met Gala? I don't cover

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that douchebaggery. I think it's absolutely positively

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insufferable. But I did make a song about how

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insufferable it is. For two sprays. Oh, yeah.

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Water. Got it. Black car, grim, sculpted and

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stiff. You paid a lot for a costume shift. Tiny

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talk, big fake laugh. All for a photo and a paper

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pad. Lights on your wrist, dead in your eye.

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You came for the flex, not the pies Paint it

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on charm, baked in the cake All dressed up for

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a mirror show Everybody knows, everybody knows

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Metagallop, the douchebags Metagallop, all that

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bruh Take off the gold You can't buy glass You

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can only get sold One more grin One more sham

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All rope up Of the same damn scam The douchebags

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That is my coverage of the Met Gala. Every other

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morning show is probably breaking it down. I

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made an AI song about it. Almost said PI song.

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I don't know why. No, a PI is what was hired

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to catch Mike Vrabel. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Let's see

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what the fuck we've been messing off Instagram.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, jeez. I'm getting a text message.

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God damn it. What do they want? It's crunch fitness.

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Go away. I'd sign up for your gym. Let me put

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my phone on do not disturb because I'm connected

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to the laptop. Watch it be when I got it on do

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not disturb. All the hot ass Latino women hit

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me up. No, not at all. Larsa Pippen and Jeff

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Kobe called it quits after months of dating.

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There's a certain term that specifically goes

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with women like her. She was never yours. It

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was your turn. That's all I'm going to say about

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her. She gets around. I don't know. To say that

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she gets around is an understatement. Neon got

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into an altercation with an employee after he

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was called a goofball. That goofball. What are

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you going to do, Neon? Buy him a gift? Shut up!

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You're so tough on your security guard, you little

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bitch. Put your hand up. You look goofy. No,

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no, no. I was going to ask you. So what do you

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think, like... Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

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yo. I'm Neon. Shut up. I'm getting sick of you.

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Makes me a goofball. Everything in your existence.

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I don't know you, brother. But what you see online.

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So if you don't know someone, how do you call

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them? Yo, yo, yo. If you don't know somebody,

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by asking why you're a goofball when you know

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you're a goofball. Although I feel like whenever

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someone calls you goofy, it's never really a

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compliment. People call me that. I guess I would

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get defensive too if I was called goofball. I

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don't know. It's hard to explain. Neon is just...

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I can't talk. I've been up since four. These

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streamers, I'm trying to say, are starting to

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get a big head where they think they can just

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go around and have video cameras on them, but

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that they're indestructible when they're not.

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He does another mortal human being. And then

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this other guy named Cuffum. Man, they got unique

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names. I'm grateful my last name is Happy. I

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don't need to come up with a radio name. Cowhead.

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Cuffum tells me on the Alabama Barker he isn't

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taking them seriously. Let's do it. Actually,

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I can't do that right now. Why? I don't know.

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He is right. Neon is like falling in love with

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Alabama. And she was using him for clout. Neon's

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starting to... I don't know. I liked him at first.

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He doesn't listen to people. He's doing the thing

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I did. There was this dirty, rotten broad named

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Hannah. She pretty much banged all of Cleveland

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but me. She banged my replacement, Ned's, rest

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in peace. She got around. She banged Borek, allegedly.

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Who didn't she bang? But me. And when you're

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young and you're known and you're around people,

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you want the thought. When you're 21 years old,

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you think you want the girl that wants everybody.

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And it bothers you when other girls are banging

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the dudes. But then you got to realize that do

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you really want to be soul ties with that person?

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Like, yeah, they can rock your world and bring

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you pleasure. And make you climax like you've

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never climaxed before. Do you really want Alabama

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Barker in your life? Hey, Cleveland. Do you really

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want Hannah? Offset reunites with Quavo for the

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first time as they're making new music. That's

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good. Oh, here's a clip here. Here's from Collard

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Daddy. She talks about a 42 -year -old single

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woman that wants to have fun with younger men.

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I don't get hit on by hot guys often anymore,

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so I don't want to pass up the opportunity, but

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is it insane to still go on a date with this

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guy? Girl, no. Are you kidding me? This is what

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life is about. What? Get passed around like a

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blunt? Getting every STD in the books. Listen,

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I don't know if I'm 42 and single, like what

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I'll be looking for, but I'm sure it would be

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like a hot fuck. Oh yeah. I got divorced when

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I was 42 and single. Oh yeah. She's definitely

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going to divorce her man. Whenever a woman can

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picture a future in a hypothetical sense of what

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it would be like. That's because they're already

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thinking about it. Like, if she truly loved her

00:19:52.670 --> 00:19:56.029
man, she would be like, you know what? I'm so

00:19:56.029 --> 00:19:59.069
happy with him. But she's not. He's a douchebag.

00:19:59.730 --> 00:20:02.789
And we all know it. Like, maybe you're looking

00:20:02.789 --> 00:20:04.470
for something like that. You just said you haven't

00:20:04.470 --> 00:20:07.190
been hit on. Like, you want to explore. You're

00:20:07.190 --> 00:20:09.329
not making this man your husband. Please, for

00:20:09.329 --> 00:20:14.430
the love of God. She's an interesting woman,

00:20:14.490 --> 00:20:18.029
Alex Cooper. When I heard that she had ghostwriters

00:20:18.029 --> 00:20:20.089
for sex advice, I was like, oh, so you're bad

00:20:20.089 --> 00:20:27.319
and bad. Diamonds. That burp tastes like freaking

00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:29.299
Mexican food. It's gross. I'm going to have to

00:20:29.299 --> 00:20:30.779
brush my teeth after. I don't know why I said

00:20:30.779 --> 00:20:37.619
that. 856. 49 Hoppy. Alabama Barker did a live

00:20:37.619 --> 00:20:39.980
stream where she addresses people saying she

00:20:39.980 --> 00:20:43.240
was using neon for clown. At the end of the day,

00:20:43.299 --> 00:20:46.319
and I don't want to sound like a crybaby. You're

00:20:46.319 --> 00:20:52.390
a nipple baby with huge boobs. All I wanted was

00:20:52.390 --> 00:20:54.549
friends. Like, I wasn't trying to, like, be weird

00:20:54.549 --> 00:20:58.329
to any of these girls, like, at all. I'm a star

00:20:58.329 --> 00:21:02.470
chick! I'm just gonna say one thing on this live

00:21:02.470 --> 00:21:07.250
stream. What? I never did anything negative towards

00:21:07.250 --> 00:21:14.509
these women. And I've never tried intentionally

00:21:14.509 --> 00:21:19.009
to hurt any of these girls. Intentionally? Yeah,

00:21:19.009 --> 00:21:25.430
I admit to! You know? I didn't mean to, you know,

00:21:25.549 --> 00:21:30.210
go down on the guy. I didn't know what I was

00:21:30.210 --> 00:21:35.029
doing. I lost my mind. You know, when I was just

00:21:35.029 --> 00:21:40.970
doing my thing, going south of the border. What

00:21:40.970 --> 00:21:52.500
am I doing? to come on here and say because they

00:21:52.500 --> 00:21:54.799
definitely do come. Keep going live about me.

00:21:54.839 --> 00:21:57.900
They keep threatening to expose me to me. Yeah,

00:21:57.920 --> 00:22:01.380
they're exposing you because you're ruining relationships.

00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:03.880
And Malaya talk and Malaya is like, you tried

00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:07.920
to set me up. I never tried to set Malaya up.

00:22:08.220 --> 00:22:12.519
Never in my. All right, enough. And she is happy.

00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:17.279
You know, she cries after sex. Shut up. Cameron

00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:23.049
Diaz had a kid at 53. With Benji Madden. So if

00:22:23.049 --> 00:22:25.289
a woman out there is listening and they think

00:22:25.289 --> 00:22:28.329
their clock is ticking, it's not. You got time?

00:22:30.250 --> 00:22:33.930
Here's this dirty, rotten broad known as Young

00:22:33.930 --> 00:22:37.509
Miami calling out the DJ for playing trash music.

00:22:37.789 --> 00:22:41.589
Hey, Young Miami, who are you? You're a bust

00:22:41.589 --> 00:22:46.910
out. No one takes you seriously. Here it is.

00:22:51.740 --> 00:23:01.579
You're trash! You're a real life hooker! They

00:23:01.579 --> 00:23:07.319
must be playing her music. Cause you're a hooker!

00:23:14.250 --> 00:23:17.089
that you're talking on the mic with the feedback

00:23:17.089 --> 00:23:24.809
that Namir's like, you stupid moron. I'm aggravated.

00:23:24.930 --> 00:23:33.529
Yeah, because you're a hooker. What an annoying

00:23:33.529 --> 00:23:43.950
broad. Shut up. You're a real life herpes. What

00:23:43.950 --> 00:23:48.450
a hooker. And here she is addressing it. BJ,

00:23:48.730 --> 00:23:52.089
we was in Miami. I was in the spirit of the moment.

00:23:52.250 --> 00:23:54.690
I was in the spirit of the moment being my true

00:23:54.690 --> 00:23:58.869
self, which is a bitch. She was trying to get

00:23:58.869 --> 00:24:00.549
me, trying to turn the party up. Y 'all know

00:24:00.549 --> 00:24:02.210
I'm a fun girl. I was just genuinely trying to

00:24:02.210 --> 00:24:05.769
have a good time. The video took place. And I

00:24:05.769 --> 00:24:08.970
just want to send a publicly apology. Publicly

00:24:08.970 --> 00:24:13.960
apology. You can't even talk. Public apology,

00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:17.059
you moron! To DJ Sean Mack. Shout out to DJ Sean

00:24:17.059 --> 00:24:19.420
Mack. Man, you can't tell me no one in your hip

00:24:19.420 --> 00:24:22.000
-hop career hasn't taken off. You're a moron!

00:24:22.380 --> 00:24:24.859
It was never my intention to publicly disrespect

00:24:24.859 --> 00:24:26.700
somebody and make somebody look crazy again.

00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:29.220
I was just trying to turn up, have fun, have

00:24:29.220 --> 00:24:31.500
a good time, and it happened publicly, so I'm

00:24:31.500 --> 00:24:36.960
sending my publicly apology. You should apologize

00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:43.589
for being born! You're a moron! What an idiot.

00:24:44.069 --> 00:24:49.670
What a dumb, dumb woman. Here's Waka Flocka calling

00:24:49.670 --> 00:24:53.730
out a guy for being racist. It's a little dude

00:24:53.730 --> 00:24:56.829
that I see. A little white kid running around

00:24:56.829 --> 00:24:59.490
asking black people how they chimping and shit

00:24:59.490 --> 00:25:01.390
like that. Calling them niggas and all that.

00:25:01.789 --> 00:25:05.069
Hey bro, that shit lame as fuck. I agree. Tell

00:25:05.069 --> 00:25:07.230
you why it's lame. First and foremost, you run

00:25:07.230 --> 00:25:10.269
around blicked up. Well, first of all, Waka Flocka,

00:25:10.289 --> 00:25:13.970
aren't you a Trump supporter? I'm calling people

00:25:13.970 --> 00:25:15.769
niggas so they put their hands on you or shoot

00:25:15.769 --> 00:25:17.630
them. You're going to jail because they ain't

00:25:17.630 --> 00:25:21.410
even use a weapon. All right. You hang out with

00:25:21.410 --> 00:25:24.289
racist people. You're MAGA. I'm not defending

00:25:24.289 --> 00:25:26.549
the guy for saying the N -word, but you hang

00:25:26.549 --> 00:25:31.170
out with people that do it. Two years ago, Not

00:25:31.170 --> 00:25:34.349
Like Us came out. And I hated it the first moment

00:25:34.349 --> 00:25:37.670
it came out. And I hate it even more every time

00:25:37.670 --> 00:25:40.670
I hear it on the radio. Not like us. Even though

00:25:40.670 --> 00:25:42.990
I'm Kendrick Lamar and I'm allegedly a woman

00:25:42.990 --> 00:25:46.029
beater. Not like us. Shut up. This is right here

00:25:46.029 --> 00:25:50.430
in the moral place. A security, a secret service

00:25:50.430 --> 00:25:52.609
agent was arrested for masturbating in front

00:25:52.609 --> 00:25:56.349
of a hotel guest. Oh, yeah. Just another day

00:25:56.349 --> 00:26:00.789
in Sarasota. Mm -hmm. It's fucking annoying.

00:26:01.009 --> 00:26:03.410
All of Hollywood life, all the posts about the

00:26:03.410 --> 00:26:07.859
Met Gala. Hey! Oh, Gab's a fucking shit. Wow,

00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:13.339
you wore a guy outfit. Riveting. How frickin'

00:26:13.339 --> 00:26:17.039
brave. No one cares. Chris Brown's in a little

00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:19.259
bit of trouble. Brown was hauled into court for

00:26:19.259 --> 00:26:21.200
a paternity suit just days before he welcomed

00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:23.319
his fourth child. Let me give you guys the rundown.

00:26:23.420 --> 00:26:25.740
So according to documents obtained by TMZ, Diamond

00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:36.549
Brown filed suit on April 3rd. Why is it always

00:26:36.549 --> 00:26:39.849
whenever the artist goes on tour, all of a sudden

00:26:39.849 --> 00:26:43.940
these dirty, rotten women, neither of them Which

00:26:43.940 --> 00:26:46.440
she attaches an exhibit. Lovely Chris Brown's

00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:49.720
daughter was born on January 7th, 2022. She asked

00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:51.900
the court to award her legal and physical custody,

00:26:52.019 --> 00:26:54.740
but did propose that Chris have visitation. The

00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:56.819
paperwork noted that Lovely has lived with Diamond

00:26:56.819 --> 00:26:58.980
from birth to present at her Los Angeles home.

00:27:01.059 --> 00:27:05.119
Man, Chris Brown, you need to really figure out

00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:07.200
which one of these women you want to have cell

00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:11.400
ties with because they're annoying. Subway is

00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:14.720
closing 500 locations. Jay, I don't want to pay

00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:19.400
$16 .99 for a freaking sandwich. What a surprise.

00:27:19.859 --> 00:27:22.900
The Pussycat Dolls canceled their American tour.

00:27:23.240 --> 00:27:26.299
I like the Pussycat Dolls, but something went

00:27:26.299 --> 00:27:32.019
wrong there. They're irrelevant. You know that.

00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:35.039
influencer Ashley Janae that probably was killed

00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:37.440
by the white guy overseas the black girl yeah

00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.319
he's not invited to the funeral what a shock

00:27:40.319 --> 00:27:45.319
Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized a critical condition

00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:48.160
but it's doing a little better I don't like the

00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:50.700
guy I think he's an absolute creep I think he's

00:27:50.700 --> 00:27:53.900
an absolute douche bag but do I want someone

00:27:53.900 --> 00:28:00.400
to die no Dolly Parton canceled her Vegas residency

00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:06.880
Kid Cudi kicked MIA off the tour. McDonald's

00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:10.960
is quietly ditching the drinks you get within

00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:14.920
the store. Self -serve, that's not good. Another

00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:19.680
reason not to go to McDonald's. The producer

00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:22.519
of Mormon Wives hopes that Taylor Frankie Paul

00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:25.700
will rejoin. Of course she will. She's a dirty,

00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:28.859
rotten broad, and so is that show. It's full

00:28:28.859 --> 00:28:32.960
of them. What do we got here? Justin Baldoni

00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:37.259
settles legal war. I hope it was worth it, Blake

00:28:37.259 --> 00:28:44.880
Lively. You bland looking moron. Olivia Wilde

00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:47.440
was seen out and about drunk. What a surprise.

00:28:50.059 --> 00:28:55.859
Audrina Petridge says that Spencer Pratt would

00:28:55.859 --> 00:28:59.660
be a good mayor. Tucker Carlson's nicotine was

00:28:59.660 --> 00:29:06.960
stunned. Ronnie from Jersey Shore says he suffers

00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:11.279
from depression. Who doesn't? I mean, we all

00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:20.420
got to do. People are suspecting that Gavin Newsom

00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:23.599
will win again. Don't understand why people like

00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:28.230
him. Oh, here's some news about Lizzo. Mm -hmm.

00:29:28.609 --> 00:29:33.130
We all know that Lizzo's a terrible person. Anybody

00:29:33.130 --> 00:29:36.390
that defends her is a kiss -ass fan that lives

00:29:36.390 --> 00:29:39.349
a parasocial relationship. She's an absolute

00:29:39.349 --> 00:29:42.410
creep. What she was accused of doing to the dancers

00:29:42.410 --> 00:29:45.109
is if a man does it, he's crucified. But when

00:29:45.109 --> 00:29:49.009
a woman does it, she's applauded. Man, fuck that.

00:29:49.730 --> 00:29:52.890
Here's this annoying -ass woman talking. Mm -hmm.

00:29:54.509 --> 00:29:56.589
When you first heard that a lawsuit had been

00:29:56.589 --> 00:29:59.670
filed about. Of course, it's Gayle freaking King

00:29:59.670 --> 00:30:03.869
giving the kiss ass interview to another moron.

00:30:03.890 --> 00:30:07.390
Hey, Gayle King, how does Oprah taste? You about

00:30:07.390 --> 00:30:10.690
that topic. Shut up. What did you think? It's

00:30:10.690 --> 00:30:16.930
not true. Okay. If it wasn't true, the lawsuit

00:30:16.930 --> 00:30:22.009
would have been dropped. You're just giving your

00:30:22.009 --> 00:30:24.789
homie a platform to defend yourself, Gayle King.

00:30:25.769 --> 00:30:30.750
The position that I was in, I knew the responsibility

00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:35.509
I had to not go out and say just whatever I wanted.

00:30:35.730 --> 00:30:40.349
You took it very seriously. Yeah, of course you

00:30:40.349 --> 00:30:43.950
would, Gayle. You don't take your sexuality seriously,

00:30:44.170 --> 00:30:47.099
it seems like. Absolutely, because of what I

00:30:47.099 --> 00:30:50.039
mean to people. What do you mean to us? You're

00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:53.440
an okay singer that lost a bunch of weight because

00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:56.579
when you were fat, you kind of were better looking

00:30:56.579 --> 00:30:59.339
because you had more thickness to you. Now you're

00:30:59.339 --> 00:31:03.579
just a former self. You're a former shell of

00:31:03.579 --> 00:31:05.519
yourself. You look at Eliza, you're like, get

00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:07.779
away from me. I've heard people say, you should

00:31:07.779 --> 00:31:09.940
just settle, make it go away. And you've said,

00:31:09.980 --> 00:31:15.029
no, I'm not settling. I'm not. All right. God,

00:31:15.049 --> 00:31:16.690
you know, when she bitches at you, she never

00:31:16.690 --> 00:31:20.609
shut up. You're annoying. And I think most people

00:31:20.609 --> 00:31:24.710
would. I think it is an easy out, but I'm fighting

00:31:24.710 --> 00:31:29.970
the case because I know that it's not true. I'm

00:31:29.970 --> 00:31:32.470
joking. I'm thinking about pulling down those

00:31:32.470 --> 00:31:37.650
pants like I do at Oprah. Just like the fat shaming

00:31:37.650 --> 00:31:41.069
one is not true. I'm sure you're so innocent,

00:31:41.190 --> 00:31:45.660
honey. well there's smoke there's fire it's an

00:31:45.660 --> 00:31:48.019
ongoing case so i can't talk about like all the

00:31:48.019 --> 00:31:51.180
d yeah but if you were so innocent you'd be wanting

00:31:51.180 --> 00:31:54.480
to get out of it the details are the things that

00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:59.660
are incriminating details but i cannot wait for

00:31:59.660 --> 00:32:03.339
it to be dismissed i hope it doesn't get dismissed

00:32:03.980 --> 00:32:06.039
I don't think it will. What's going to happen

00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:08.819
is she'll settle out of court and we'll never

00:32:08.819 --> 00:32:11.859
hear from it. And she'll be like, see, I didn't

00:32:11.859 --> 00:32:14.599
do anything. No, you just settled, you moron.

00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:17.680
I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward

00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:25.759
to you shutting up. You're annoying. She irritated

00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:28.480
him. I mean, the song about damn time is pretty

00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:32.900
good. And she's pretty good with the flute. I

00:32:32.900 --> 00:32:34.500
don't know about the skin flute, but she's good

00:32:34.500 --> 00:32:39.380
with the flute. Man, she just thinks she's better

00:32:39.380 --> 00:32:47.619
than us. Shut up. Irritating. Here's Nick Cannon

00:32:47.619 --> 00:32:55.200
talking about kids. He says... Wrong button.

00:32:55.380 --> 00:32:58.220
Nick Cannon said his 15 -year -old son can date,

00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:03.039
but the twin sister cannot. Oh, yeah. These kids

00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:08.559
aren't going to have daddy issues. Moron. My

00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:11.000
son been dating. Oh, really? I've allowed it.

00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:14.039
Why? I've encouraged it. Encouraged? But my daughter.

00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.059
I hope you've been allowing it and encouraging

00:33:16.059 --> 00:33:20.000
that. No, absolutely not. Really? What a moron,

00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.400
dude. You're a terrible person. You're a deadbeat

00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:25.440
dad. There's no way you give them equal time

00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:28.880
with all the jobs you have and all the baby mamas

00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:31.650
you have. You're the worst. You make all men

00:33:31.650 --> 00:33:35.670
look bad. No sense. First of all, it's absolutely

00:33:35.670 --> 00:33:37.730
a double standard. I hope you know I'm going

00:33:37.730 --> 00:33:39.289
to be talking about this on the TV show. You

00:33:39.289 --> 00:33:41.910
have to because first of all, and I know I get

00:33:41.910 --> 00:33:43.710
in trouble a lot because I say things with my

00:33:43.710 --> 00:33:46.650
chest. Yeah, because you're stupid. But there

00:33:46.650 --> 00:33:49.809
is a difference when parenting a son and then

00:33:49.809 --> 00:33:52.869
when parenting a daughter. And 26? Yes, because

00:33:52.869 --> 00:33:56.069
I'm more protective of my daughter because there's

00:33:56.069 --> 00:33:58.910
things out there that I have to protect my daughter

00:33:58.910 --> 00:34:03.319
from. As we know, there's certain type of individuals

00:34:03.319 --> 00:34:05.579
that you want to keep your daughter away from.

00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:08.659
My son, it's a different conversation when he's

00:34:08.659 --> 00:34:10.280
going out into the dating world. You don't want...

00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.900
My dad's a football coach. Right. And I know

00:34:12.900 --> 00:34:16.599
he loves his daughter in a way that if you call...

00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:21.039
My son is not calling me like, Dad, she hit me.

00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:24.429
He's not doing that. But if somebody... puts

00:34:24.429 --> 00:34:27.090
their hands on my daughter, I'm going to jail.

00:34:27.170 --> 00:34:29.170
Just like your daddy would. That's one thing,

00:34:29.210 --> 00:34:31.789
but there ain't no one thing. That's still a

00:34:31.789 --> 00:34:35.010
double standard, but let's give Nick Cannon a

00:34:35.010 --> 00:34:39.469
pass. He's stupid. Okay, but for your son, you're

00:34:39.469 --> 00:34:41.570
not worried at all. I'm doing 25 to life. I ain't

00:34:41.570 --> 00:34:46.050
listening. What up, moron? I kind of get what

00:34:46.050 --> 00:34:47.889
he's saying, but he probably shouldn't have said

00:34:47.889 --> 00:34:53.949
it all then. What's going on with TMZ? Oh, jeez.

00:34:55.750 --> 00:34:59.610
Hey, I dare say. Let me turn it up. The Rock

00:34:59.610 --> 00:35:02.869
had to do some serious eyebrow batting. Oh, yeah.

00:35:03.369 --> 00:35:05.989
Because he got stopped by the fuzz. He was pulled

00:35:05.989 --> 00:35:08.949
over, and he did get a ticket. But the cop seems

00:35:08.949 --> 00:35:11.469
like he has no idea who The Rock is. Does he

00:35:11.469 --> 00:35:13.869
have to show his ID? I think the cops don't care.

00:35:14.150 --> 00:35:16.289
Yeah, he did. This happened on Hollywood Boulevard,

00:35:16.369 --> 00:35:20.849
right? I wanted him to point to his star. Oh,

00:35:20.849 --> 00:35:23.010
yeah. Celebrity getting away with things. That

00:35:23.010 --> 00:35:26.989
shouldn't happen. We're all having. Senator Mark

00:35:26.989 --> 00:35:30.510
Kelly says whoever goes to the Oval Office after

00:35:30.510 --> 00:35:33.070
Donald Trump is going to have to strip off all

00:35:33.070 --> 00:35:35.510
that tacky gold paint. Yeah, it's going to look

00:35:35.510 --> 00:35:39.809
so dishy. Store some dignity to the office. If

00:35:39.809 --> 00:35:41.650
I were running for president, I would make that

00:35:41.650 --> 00:35:43.650
part of my campaign. I'm bringing the White House

00:35:43.650 --> 00:35:45.690
back. Make the White House white again. Yeah,

00:35:45.690 --> 00:35:50.679
make the White House white again. Oh, no. The

00:35:50.679 --> 00:35:53.579
slogan a little bit? Britney Spears is out of

00:35:53.579 --> 00:35:56.480
rehab and kicking her feet up. I think her lawyer.

00:35:56.659 --> 00:36:00.760
Oh, yeah. Any other woman goes to jail, but her?

00:36:01.900 --> 00:36:06.400
She's pregnant. She's a middle -aged man. Deer

00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:08.679
said, if you have a DUI, and she said, okay,

00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:11.400
I'll go to rehab. Apparently, they have plea

00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:14.599
bargained this, and this may turn into a wet

00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:19.219
reckless, which Brendan was calling a wet and

00:36:19.219 --> 00:36:21.940
reckless, which is something a stripper does.

00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:31.800
Oh, yeah! Sit on my lap! Exciting episode of

00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:35.579
Jeopardy! Our very own Derek was on. Derek! Derek!

00:36:36.230 --> 00:36:40.070
Derek? How did it go? I had a rough night. What

00:36:40.070 --> 00:36:42.909
is Dublin? No. What's a brouhaha? No. Hoosiers

00:36:42.909 --> 00:36:46.650
and Rams? No. Can I be honest with you? I watched

00:36:46.650 --> 00:36:49.570
Ken Jennings talk to you. Your favorite film

00:36:49.570 --> 00:36:52.670
franchise is? Rocky. I thought, what the hell?

00:36:52.929 --> 00:36:56.389
He didn't mention TMZ. And then I thought, thank

00:36:56.389 --> 00:37:10.219
God. Poor Derek. I know what it's like to deal

00:37:10.219 --> 00:37:13.559
with narcissistic bosses. It ain't a great feeling.

00:37:14.579 --> 00:37:18.639
They always got to talk you down. Like they're

00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:21.539
the man. They're usually the ones with the most

00:37:21.539 --> 00:37:24.559
skeletons. But they always got to talk you down.

00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:29.179
Don't understand. We're all going to die. And

00:37:29.179 --> 00:37:33.079
Megan's winning her body. Who cares? All right.

00:37:33.780 --> 00:37:36.460
Getting a little dark here. Time for some Hoppy

00:37:36.460 --> 00:37:41.519
Hot Topics. A take two where it's got a little

00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:48.860
louder. There we go. All right. What's going

00:37:48.860 --> 00:37:51.920
on right here? On Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

00:37:52.980 --> 00:37:55.579
Also this morning, a major legal victory for

00:37:55.579 --> 00:37:57.900
anti -abortion advocates that could have major

00:37:57.900 --> 00:38:01.159
implications nationwide. Listen, if you're anti

00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:03.940
-abortion, I get it. Abortion's not a thing you

00:38:03.940 --> 00:38:07.360
want to think about. But it's literally a woman's

00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.719
body. It's her choice. And you're all weirdos.

00:38:10.780 --> 00:38:13.460
And why is it always the people that are anti

00:38:13.460 --> 00:38:16.460
-abortion always end up getting caught getting

00:38:16.460 --> 00:38:19.380
one? Rule appeals court on Friday has now blocked

00:38:19.380 --> 00:38:22.440
the most commonly used abortion pill in the country

00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:26.440
known as Mifepristone. Hell yeah! Sent through

00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:31.889
the mail. Killing dead babies since 1955. The

00:38:31.889 --> 00:38:35.110
decision effectively reinstating an earlier rule

00:38:35.110 --> 00:38:37.429
that had required the pill to be dispensed in

00:38:37.429 --> 00:38:42.690
person. There you go. Freaking idiots. Who cares?

00:38:43.849 --> 00:38:48.670
Let it die. It shouldn't be brought into every

00:38:48.670 --> 00:38:52.829
world. It's sad, but it's the truth. Happy Hot

00:38:52.829 --> 00:38:57.719
Topic! Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson are racing

00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:01.199
past the drama. I'm so sick of this dirty running

00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:04.579
broad. She's just annoying. She just seems like

00:39:04.579 --> 00:39:07.820
an absolute douche. May 2nd, Jordan shares a

00:39:07.820 --> 00:39:11.440
look inside their 2026 Kentucky Derby outing

00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:14.280
and seems to have a message for their critics.

00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:18.000
She just poses like a douchebag. When you see

00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:20.079
her on the red carpet, it's like, okay, honey,

00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:24.320
we get it. You're fucking Bill Belichick. check

00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:27.159
the first snap comes from her instagram story

00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.179
all right so it's pictures of them at the kentucky

00:39:29.179 --> 00:39:37.300
derby who cares you're annoying john cryer is

00:39:37.300 --> 00:39:40.440
reflecting on his relationship with charlie sheen

00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:45.019
oh yeah you know for us it was entertaining especially

00:39:45.019 --> 00:39:48.079
me in high school charlie sheen's gone crazy

00:39:49.500 --> 00:39:52.480
but for him, not so much. During an appearance

00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.199
on The View May 1st, the Two and a Half Men alum

00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:57.659
sheds light into his dynamic with his former

00:39:57.659 --> 00:39:59.860
co -star and how America's treatment towards

00:39:59.860 --> 00:40:02.559
Charlie during his battle with addiction led

00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:05.960
him to want to be part of the actor's 2025 documentary.

00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.300
I knew him as a friend and as a co -worker, and

00:40:09.300 --> 00:40:11.880
so it was really painful to see all that. I kind

00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:15.300
of wanted... Is John Cryer gay? ...to sh... you

00:40:15.300 --> 00:40:17.559
know, obviously save my side of the story. Uh,

00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:19.780
and everybody came out of the woodwork to, to,

00:40:19.780 --> 00:40:21.980
to do that. His head shaped like Rover. It's

00:40:21.980 --> 00:40:24.980
just big and round and bald at that documentary.

00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:27.519
A lot of people. Hi. So John Carter thought it

00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:31.579
was sad. We're all laughing. Charlie Sheen's

00:40:31.579 --> 00:40:40.809
lost his mind. Now, Ashley Graham is hot. Ashley

00:40:40.809 --> 00:40:44.309
Graham shares her take on the rise of GLP -1.

00:40:44.550 --> 00:40:48.010
Oh yeah, you know she hates it. She was the original

00:40:48.010 --> 00:40:53.349
thick woman. Hell yeah! And all of a sudden,

00:40:53.369 --> 00:40:57.130
everyone got skinny. I love me a thick woman.

00:40:57.409 --> 00:41:00.309
There is nothing better than a thick woman. When

00:41:00.309 --> 00:41:03.269
you're so skinny and bony, it creeps the fuck

00:41:03.269 --> 00:41:06.849
out of me. In an April 30th interview with Marie

00:41:06.849 --> 00:41:09.989
Claire, the model and body positivity advocate

00:41:09.989 --> 00:41:12.730
calls the current trend of using medications

00:41:12.730 --> 00:41:16.409
such as Ozempic and Wagovi for casual weight

00:41:16.409 --> 00:41:19.789
loss disheartening, excluding there was a pendulum

00:41:19.789 --> 00:41:23.010
that swung that was so body acceptance positivity.

00:41:23.449 --> 00:41:26.190
And now it's going back this whole opposite way

00:41:26.190 --> 00:41:28.809
that feels like a smack in the face to the women

00:41:28.809 --> 00:41:31.869
who have - Listen, Ashley! I'll love you all

00:41:31.869 --> 00:41:36.610
night! Mmm. Even though I have bad experience

00:41:36.610 --> 00:41:38.550
with girls named Ashley. But I'm telling you,

00:41:38.610 --> 00:41:43.650
I love thick women. I'll take care of you, princess.

00:41:44.170 --> 00:41:46.670
Felt like they've had a voice. But Ashley also

00:41:46.670 --> 00:41:49.329
acknowledges that trends come and go, saying

00:41:49.329 --> 00:41:53.210
GLP -1s are a time. Still, the 38 -year -old

00:41:53.210 --> 00:41:55.889
says she's focused on continuing to build a strong

00:41:55.889 --> 00:41:58.349
body. Man, she has a nice -ass chest. Oh, whatever.

00:41:59.329 --> 00:42:01.989
It is kind of weird, huh? It was, like, kind

00:42:01.989 --> 00:42:06.030
of cool to be fat for a minute. and then it's

00:42:06.030 --> 00:42:09.130
like no it is so weird when you see somebody

00:42:09.130 --> 00:42:11.929
i'm not gonna see where i was but i saw somebody

00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:15.849
i used to work with and they were always like

00:42:15.849 --> 00:42:19.849
beer belly skinny like not fat not skinny dad

00:42:19.849 --> 00:42:25.429
bod i saw them recently jesus fucking christ

00:42:25.429 --> 00:42:28.369
what happened to their body there's some people

00:42:28.369 --> 00:42:33.969
that don't need to take it I promise you, you

00:42:33.969 --> 00:42:39.969
don't. What are you doing? Hear this? I'm fat.

00:42:43.070 --> 00:42:46.170
Now, I'm able to hide it because I'm tall, but

00:42:46.170 --> 00:42:50.150
I'm fat. What do I mean by that? I'm cool with

00:42:50.150 --> 00:42:53.670
it. I've been offered, like, you know, not endorsements

00:42:53.670 --> 00:42:55.949
where I'm paid money, but I go on air, I talk

00:42:55.949 --> 00:43:00.889
about the shot. Mm -hmm. The only shot I'm doing

00:43:00.889 --> 00:43:10.630
today is tequila. What's going on next? Spirit

00:43:10.630 --> 00:43:18.349
Airlines is officially shutting down after 34

00:43:18.349 --> 00:43:22.130
years in business. This is so bad. I know Spirit

00:43:22.130 --> 00:43:25.530
Airlines had its flaws, but Spirit Airlines was

00:43:25.530 --> 00:43:32.900
the Aldis. of flying. And now Delta and all the

00:43:32.900 --> 00:43:35.400
places are just going to raise their fricking

00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:38.599
prices. The budget airline canceling all flights

00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:41.199
and announcing an orderly wind down of operations.

00:43:41.659 --> 00:43:45.360
Rest in peace to Spirit Airlines. What's going

00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:49.380
on here? Only on News 15 tonight, Louisiana native

00:43:49.380 --> 00:43:54.300
rapper Boosie is speaking. I love hearing the

00:43:54.300 --> 00:44:02.420
white guy. Boosie. Boosie. Boosie. He's Boosie.

00:44:02.619 --> 00:44:07.139
He's Boosie. Boosie, man. Boosie is speaking

00:44:07.139 --> 00:44:09.780
out on his controversial visit to Lafayette's

00:44:09.780 --> 00:44:12.380
Northside High School that apparently got the

00:44:12.380 --> 00:44:15.219
principal suspended. Here's News 15's Dracar

00:44:15.219 --> 00:44:18.239
Francois with that exclusive Oh yeah, you know

00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:29.079
that principal ran a train. conversation. Rapper

00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:31.659
Lil Boosie got a warm reception from students

00:44:31.659 --> 00:44:34.659
here at Northside High. But hours later, the

00:44:34.659 --> 00:44:37.199
Lafayette Parish school system gave the principal

00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:41.219
the cold shoulder. James Rollins, principal at

00:44:41.219 --> 00:44:45.599
Northside High, has been placed on administrative

00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.199
leave just after Torrance Hatch stage name Lil

00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:51.360
Boosie made an appearance at the high school.

00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:56.429
Man. Louisiana's already got bad education. They're

00:44:56.429 --> 00:44:59.170
trying hard. Let the kids do what they want.

00:44:59.409 --> 00:45:05.289
Who gives a shit? Mm -hmm. Man, are we that sensitive

00:45:05.289 --> 00:45:10.230
as a society? Mm -hmm. Come on now. While the

00:45:10.230 --> 00:45:12.170
Lafayette Parish school system declined comment

00:45:12.170 --> 00:45:15.309
on the reasons for suspending Rollins, the rapper

00:45:15.309 --> 00:45:17.829
-songwriter says he only stopped by the school

00:45:17.829 --> 00:45:22.329
to put smiles on faces. Hell yeah! Problem is,

00:45:22.349 --> 00:45:24.610
he's said a lot of sketchy things in the past.

00:45:24.789 --> 00:45:28.670
Mm -hmm. And inspires students. All right, there

00:45:28.670 --> 00:45:33.949
you go. Whatever, dude. That is a cool -ass principle.

00:45:34.329 --> 00:45:38.449
Mm -hmm. I got you, homie. You're endorsed by

00:45:38.449 --> 00:45:42.989
Ryan Uppy. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic. All right.

00:45:43.210 --> 00:45:46.840
What's going on here? I'm not dead. Olivia Wilde

00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:49.780
tells the internet not to worry darling after

00:45:49.780 --> 00:45:52.840
her latest red carpet appearance. God is she

00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:56.000
a hot piece of ass isn't she? goes viral after

00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:58.280
a video from the san francisco international

00:45:58.280 --> 00:46:02.360
film festival made the rounds on april 24th the

00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:05.800
tron legacy actress responds to criticism to

00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:08.719
what online users perceived as a slimmed down

00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:13.059
look in her may 3rd instagram story olivia hilariously

00:46:13.059 --> 00:46:16.579
addresses the wild speculation oh i'm sure it's

00:46:16.579 --> 00:46:19.760
so funny and that the celebrity news reporter

00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:24.300
isn't just kissing her ass Little help from her

00:46:24.300 --> 00:46:27.219
younger brother, Charles Cockburn, who jokes.

00:46:27.539 --> 00:46:30.239
Do you care to address recent rumors that you're

00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.039
a resurrected corpse? Olivia, who puts a photo

00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:38.179
from the now viral SFG interview and a snap of

00:46:38.179 --> 00:46:42.139
Gollum from Lord of the Rings side by side, says

00:46:42.139 --> 00:46:45.530
the real culprit. Okay, are they too lazy to

00:46:45.530 --> 00:46:49.389
say San Francisco Gate, SF Gate? Is that how

00:46:49.389 --> 00:46:53.409
lazy we are? From the now viral SF Gate interview

00:46:53.409 --> 00:46:56.650
and a snap of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

00:46:56.690 --> 00:46:59.289
Like you say New York Times, you don't say NY

00:46:59.289 --> 00:47:04.030
Times. Things side by side says the real culprits

00:47:04.030 --> 00:47:07.190
were the camera angles. Ah, that's what it was,

00:47:07.289 --> 00:47:10.420
honey. Not a bad day at work. Blaming? It was

00:47:10.420 --> 00:47:13.460
a fisheye lens and not the... I don't know why

00:47:13.460 --> 00:47:16.059
I was so close to the camera. Whatever. Not that

00:47:16.059 --> 00:47:20.360
big of a deal. Why'd you marry Jason Sudeikis?

00:47:20.579 --> 00:47:25.739
Mm -hmm. He's a douche. A very funny douche.

00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:30.619
But a douche nonetheless. Mm -hmm. What's going

00:47:30.619 --> 00:47:35.500
on next? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Then when I was

00:47:35.500 --> 00:47:38.019
13, I was on a Disney show called Bizaardvark.

00:47:39.380 --> 00:47:43.000
God, Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, it is Olivia Rodrigo.

00:47:43.019 --> 00:47:50.340
She is so hot! We had an incredible cast, which

00:47:50.340 --> 00:47:54.900
included acting legend Jake Paul. Live from New

00:47:54.900 --> 00:47:58.480
York, it's Olivia Rodrigo. On May 2nd, the pop

00:47:58.480 --> 00:48:00.559
star made her Saturday Night Live hosting debut

00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:04.840
and pulled double duty as she... Oh yeah! During

00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.019
her monologue, the 23 -year -old recalled being

00:48:07.019 --> 00:48:09.079
co -stars with Jake Paul in the Disney Channel

00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:11.980
series Bizaardvark. It is weird how you went

00:48:11.980 --> 00:48:14.579
from that to like being a complete twat. Which

00:48:14.579 --> 00:48:17.840
ran from 2016 to 2019 before jokingly comparing

00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:20.599
their career paths. Like if you would have watched

00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:22.539
that crappy show 10 years ago and been like,

00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:25.199
oh yeah, he's going to fight Mike Tyson. You'd

00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:28.219
be like, what the fuck? Then when I was 13, I

00:48:28.219 --> 00:48:35.340
was on a Disney show called Bizaardvark. We had

00:48:35.340 --> 00:48:37.980
an incredible cast, which included acting legend

00:48:37.980 --> 00:48:41.800
Jake Paul. And we'd always talk about our futures,

00:48:41.860 --> 00:48:44.440
me and Jake. I'd say, I really want to create

00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:46.860
music that explores the complexities of girls

00:48:46.860 --> 00:48:49.239
my age. And he'd say, well, one day I really

00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:54.559
want to beat up old guys on Netflix. The joke's

00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:56.579
funny, but your music's not that deep, honey.

00:48:56.900 --> 00:48:59.940
You ain't changing lives! Talking about being

00:48:59.940 --> 00:49:12.909
a sociopath! Yay! Happy Hot Topic! Cut it. Like

00:49:12.909 --> 00:49:15.230
we truly had an amazing experience together.

00:49:15.570 --> 00:49:17.670
No matter what I do in life, people are always

00:49:17.670 --> 00:49:19.630
going to say something. Sydney Sweeney saying

00:49:19.630 --> 00:49:22.409
something loud and proud with her latest Instagram

00:49:22.409 --> 00:49:25.869
pic. Oh yeah! You know when she's on top, she's

00:49:25.869 --> 00:49:29.849
loud and proud! She and boyfriend Scooter Braun

00:49:29.849 --> 00:49:32.570
are officially official 10 months... All right,

00:49:32.630 --> 00:49:35.369
so they're dating. They've had intercourse like

00:49:35.369 --> 00:49:37.550
200 times. They've been official by then. Mm

00:49:37.550 --> 00:49:42.429
-hmm. Jelly Roll is one proud dad. On May 2nd,

00:49:42.429 --> 00:49:44.730
the country singer, whose dad to kids Bailey

00:49:44.730 --> 00:49:47.369
Ann and Noah Buddy from previous relationships,

00:49:47.949 --> 00:49:50.250
takes to his Instagram stories to celebrate his

00:49:50.250 --> 00:49:53.250
daughter being named prom queen. Oh, I'm sure

00:49:53.250 --> 00:49:56.940
she totally... Turned it and didn't get it for

00:49:56.940 --> 00:50:01.500
being a nepo baby. As he captions a snap of Bailey,

00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:04.480
my little angel is the prom queen. Whatever.

00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:09.199
Mm -hmm. Hopefully she doesn't take after you.

00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:14.639
Yeah, that tour got canceled. Mm -hmm. Oh, postponed.

00:50:15.820 --> 00:50:19.909
Yeah, because of bad ticket sales. Remember the

00:50:19.909 --> 00:50:22.489
guy who had to take an entire plane ride with

00:50:22.489 --> 00:50:26.250
water dripping on his head? Well, here he is

00:50:26.250 --> 00:50:28.750
talking for the first time about the flight that

00:50:28.750 --> 00:50:31.789
left him drenched. He spoke exclusively with

00:50:31.789 --> 00:50:34.389
Stephen Fabian. The airline passenger who got

00:50:34.389 --> 00:50:37.969
drip, drip, drip. That is so corny, corny, corny.

00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:41.139
Dupont is speaking out today for the first time.

00:50:41.219 --> 00:50:44.760
Man, when I saw this video, this must have been

00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:49.320
a miserable experience for you. It was very wet.

00:50:49.539 --> 00:50:51.579
Kevin Glover, a high school basketball coach

00:50:51.579 --> 00:50:54.119
from Ohio, was flying from Houston to Chicago

00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:57.320
when a mystery liquid started pouring down on

00:50:57.320 --> 00:50:59.800
him. This started from the time that we started

00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:02.760
to push back. I'm on the tarmac all the way until

00:51:02.760 --> 00:51:05.219
we landed. He says the flight attendants explained

00:51:05.219 --> 00:51:08.099
that the liquid was condensation from the plane's

00:51:08.099 --> 00:51:12.300
ventilation system. I would have said this. Apologize.

00:51:12.300 --> 00:51:14.320
They said, hey, we're so sorry. Handed me some

00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:17.260
paper towels. They did not move your seat on

00:51:17.260 --> 00:51:19.400
the flight. No, they didn't. And there were other

00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:22.260
seats available. That's correct. Man, that is.

00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:26.840
What a bunch of losers. Crazy to me. The very

00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:29.559
least they could have done was move your seat.

00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:33.420
Yes. Kevin posted his ordeal on social media

00:51:33.420 --> 00:51:36.900
with the caption soaked from head to undies and

00:51:36.900 --> 00:51:40.260
it went viral with five. Can you imagine walking

00:51:40.260 --> 00:51:45.909
off the plane? Five million views and a whole

00:51:45.909 --> 00:51:49.469
lot of outrage. Let that man fly for five years

00:51:49.469 --> 00:51:52.769
for free, goes one comment. United says they

00:51:52.769 --> 00:51:55.190
reached out to the customer to apologize and

00:51:55.190 --> 00:51:58.050
make it right. But Kevin says they fell short.

00:51:58.289 --> 00:52:00.210
She said, hey, I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry this

00:52:00.210 --> 00:52:04.710
happened. And we can offer you 120 something

00:52:04.710 --> 00:52:07.070
dollars. I don't want to be greedy or anything

00:52:07.070 --> 00:52:08.909
like that. I just want to be conversated fairly.

00:52:09.349 --> 00:52:13.329
Yeah. Gee, and I just saw a headline that Spirit,

00:52:13.550 --> 00:52:17.130
or not Spirit, thinking about Spirit. No, Delta

00:52:17.130 --> 00:52:19.650
Airlines is getting rid of snacks for short rides.

00:52:19.869 --> 00:52:23.289
Man, the boomers just keep fucking us over without

00:52:23.289 --> 00:52:26.630
lube. We might as well bend over and go, hey,

00:52:26.809 --> 00:52:29.650
you want to fuck us? That's what you're doing.

00:52:30.710 --> 00:52:42.420
All right, it's time for Britney news. We'll

00:52:42.420 --> 00:53:11.599
be right back. Playin' and the story got hazy

00:53:11.599 --> 00:53:13.900
They sold you a strip, y 'all caught it at cause

00:53:13.900 --> 00:53:15.960
But the cash came first, she just gave him a

00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:19.059
lot Britney news is back, crap crazy They wrote

00:53:19.059 --> 00:53:21.519
the whole tie, y 'all call it amazing Turn that

00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:24.019
dial, hoppy, cut through the scab Girl, watch

00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:27.400
y 'all, buddy, talk like fam Throw back joints

00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:30.480
in the cut, we vibin' Now we dive deep in the

00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.679
lousy right Teen idols push like perfect angles

00:53:33.679 --> 00:53:53.349
Every tabloid angle, all triangles Oh, yeah!

00:54:10.530 --> 00:54:17.429
That real from the bay to the bay Tokyo same

00:54:17.429 --> 00:54:48.250
old game. It's a different show Oh, yeah. Get

00:54:48.250 --> 00:54:53.949
into it right now. Happy Hot Topic. We all know

00:54:53.949 --> 00:54:56.889
Sam Iscari used to get into it. This morning,

00:54:56.989 --> 00:55:00.210
a big day in court for Britney Spears. The singer

00:55:00.210 --> 00:55:03.030
is set to be arraigned following her DUI arrest.

00:55:03.409 --> 00:55:10.949
And she got 12 months. Oh, yeah. Come on. We

00:55:10.949 --> 00:55:17.760
know she wasn't going to prison. sociopath. I

00:55:17.760 --> 00:55:20.659
hope she had a hard life. Grow up and get over

00:55:20.659 --> 00:55:23.800
it. So did I. In March, Spears was arrested by

00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:26.719
the California Highway Patrol, who told NBC News

00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:31.139
she was driving erratically and speeding. All

00:55:31.139 --> 00:55:35.320
right, there you go. Please, please, please,

00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:42.380
please, please. Shut up. You're annoying. Alex

00:55:42.380 --> 00:56:41.090
Earl News. We'll see you next time. That's tragic.

00:56:41.369 --> 00:56:44.630
Same script, same lines, all plastic. Happy hour,

00:56:44.690 --> 00:56:48.010
call it out. That's a habit. We allergic to the

00:56:48.010 --> 00:56:52.550
fake. Yeah, we got a habit. Storytime hit, but

00:56:52.550 --> 00:56:54.969
it's all prepped tears. Got a heartbreak arc

00:56:54.969 --> 00:56:57.889
every couple of years. New boy, same plot. Cue

00:56:57.889 --> 00:57:00.389
the ring like glow. Like we ain't seen this rerun

00:57:00.389 --> 00:57:03.539
four seasons ago. Says I'm real, I'm raw. hot

00:57:03.539 --> 00:57:06.159
mess queen but the hair never moves teeth way

00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:08.960
too clean every word sound clip from a promo

00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:12.179
sheet whole life one long sponsor meet and greet

00:57:12.179 --> 00:57:16.980
alex girl is a wannabe father daddy wannabe wannabe

00:57:16.980 --> 00:57:21.820
trying to copy every topic everybody come on

00:57:21.820 --> 00:57:25.440
i'll talk i'll gloss but it's hollow in the center

00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:35.119
you forget about a dinner alex girl is We'll

00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:38.219
call it out. That's the habit. We allergic to

00:57:38.219 --> 00:57:43.619
the fake. Yeah, we got a habit. Running, running.

00:57:43.800 --> 00:57:47.800
They confused. Clout with a soul. Turn the timeline

00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:51.360
to a black hole. Pretty face, fake intake. That's

00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:53.780
the package. But empty stays empty. You can't

00:57:53.780 --> 00:57:56.880
capture magic. So we sit on truth. That I be

00:57:56.880 --> 00:58:00.340
brute. Every Friday, yeah, we review. If the

00:58:00.340 --> 00:58:09.280
crown don't fit, don't grab it. Oh, yeah. She's

00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:16.679
a hag. A pretty hag. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7

00:58:16.679 --> 00:58:33.820
-3. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 8 -5 -6. 4

00:58:33.820 --> 00:58:52.840
-9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Get into it. Happy Hot Topic.

00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:57.139
We all know, though, that Tom Brady's been in

00:58:57.139 --> 00:59:01.199
it a few times. I'm Alex with an E. And I'm Alex

00:59:01.199 --> 00:59:04.980
with an R. Alex Earl reacts to her and Alex Cooper's

00:59:04.980 --> 00:59:07.579
feud getting the Saturday Night Live treatment.

00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:11.380
Oh, yeah. That means you made it. For being a

00:59:11.380 --> 00:59:15.559
stupid blonde. OJs, that means you've really

00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:21.079
made it. Like, big time. After the May 2nd weekend

00:59:21.079 --> 00:59:24.619
update where comedians Veronica Slowakowska and

00:59:24.619 --> 00:59:27.699
Chloe Fineman portray the ongoing beef between

00:59:27.699 --> 00:59:31.099
the two Alexes, joking that nobody really knows

00:59:31.099 --> 00:59:42.119
what they're actually fighting about. It's true.

00:59:44.340 --> 00:59:48.639
Oh, that's why she's annoying. She's from one

00:59:48.639 --> 00:59:51.659
of the worst states. And asked if she'd seen

00:59:51.659 --> 00:59:54.199
the skit responding in the comments of a May

00:59:54.199 --> 00:59:57.820
3rd TikTok. Yes, I'm laughing. Trust me, honey.

00:59:57.940 --> 01:00:00.800
You ain't laughing. You're cutting yourself to

01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:06.340
sleep. Diana Rossini's husband faces emasculation

01:00:06.340 --> 01:00:09.539
as there are reports that they are not getting

01:00:09.539 --> 01:00:11.000
along. I don't know. There was a knocking at

01:00:11.000 --> 01:00:13.360
my door. I don't think my neighbor likes me yelling,

01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:17.300
so I'll be a little more quiet. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

01:00:17.920 --> 01:00:20.280
Podcaster Jennifer Welch trolls and rips Erica

01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:22.739
Kirk for cosplaying as an assassin. Why can't

01:00:22.739 --> 01:00:26.639
we at iHip News have crazy camera angles? Why?

01:00:27.119 --> 01:00:30.679
Why can't we? Why can't we? I'm fucking unhinged.

01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:35.380
Oh, jeez. So, I was obviously loud during the

01:00:35.380 --> 01:00:38.340
show. And I think it bothered my neighbor. Because

01:00:38.340 --> 01:00:41.860
I have a new neighbor that lives next door. Uh

01:00:41.860 --> 01:00:46.300
-huh. What do I do? Is that him by the door?

01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:55.099
I just, all right, let's do Happy Soups right

01:00:55.099 --> 01:01:05.900
now. Man, kind of threw me off. Hey, yo. Ryan

01:01:05.900 --> 01:01:08.940
Happy on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA

01:01:08.940 --> 01:01:11.900
drama, living out the dreams. That's why it's

01:01:11.900 --> 01:01:14.380
wilder, stories about the queens. Dropping knowledge

01:01:14.380 --> 01:01:42.000
bombs all in on the schemes. Ha! Mike was off.

01:01:42.260 --> 01:01:44.679
Threw off my vibe. I have no idea. I have like

01:01:44.679 --> 01:01:47.130
a new neighbor. I don't know if they didn't like

01:01:47.130 --> 01:01:51.289
my theatricalness. I was just having fun. I don't

01:01:51.289 --> 01:01:52.510
know. I went outside and I didn't see anybody.

01:01:54.269 --> 01:01:59.090
Describes my life. Now I'm like really self -conscious.

01:01:59.809 --> 01:02:05.389
I forgot I had neighbors. Richard Jefferson says

01:02:05.389 --> 01:02:11.230
that the New York Knicks are legit. Vanessa Bryant

01:02:11.230 --> 01:02:14.570
says that she is not pregnant. Let's also break

01:02:14.570 --> 01:02:20.309
down the NBA playoffs. What do we got here? I'm

01:02:20.309 --> 01:02:21.789
really thrown off. I think my neighbor's mad.

01:02:23.170 --> 01:02:26.849
Tonight, it's game one between the Cavaliers

01:02:26.849 --> 01:02:30.150
and Pistons and the Lakers and Thunder. And yesterday,

01:02:30.170 --> 01:02:35.150
it was the Knicks blowing out the 76ers by 39

01:02:35.150 --> 01:02:39.699
points in the Timberwolves. barely beat the Spurs,

01:02:39.780 --> 01:02:43.579
but I'm rooting for the Timberwolves because

01:02:43.579 --> 01:02:52.139
of my girl Allie. What if I'm really stoned and

01:02:52.139 --> 01:02:54.159
I'm just overthinking? That might be it too.

01:02:54.260 --> 01:02:57.460
You never know. This is funny. So you know how

01:02:57.460 --> 01:03:00.719
they do the Gone Fishing segment on Inside the

01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:04.239
NBA? Mm -hmm. Well, here's the Gone Fishing.

01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:08.079
about Diana Rossini because that's in Boston.

01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:13.699
And we've got the Boston Celtics who after being

01:03:13.699 --> 01:03:17.659
knocked out by the Philadelphia 76ers, you guys

01:03:17.659 --> 01:03:20.860
are fishing. I see our buddy Bill Simmons in

01:03:20.860 --> 01:03:27.320
there, John Krasinski, Mark Wahlberg. So they

01:03:27.320 --> 01:03:31.840
put in Diana Rossini and Mike Ramo. You know,

01:03:31.860 --> 01:03:35.429
ESPN did not like them. I didn't like this. I

01:03:35.429 --> 01:03:37.289
didn't know Jalen Brown was such a sore freaking

01:03:37.289 --> 01:03:41.030
loser, dude. Here he is calling out people and

01:03:41.030 --> 01:03:44.150
he says that Embiid was flopping, even though

01:03:44.150 --> 01:03:46.489
Jalen Brown flops after blowing a 3 -1. Jalen

01:03:46.489 --> 01:03:48.190
Brown went live on his Twitch a day after the

01:03:48.190 --> 01:03:50.469
Celtics lost games. This is the most Gen Z thing

01:03:50.469 --> 01:03:55.309
ever. I'm going to go live on Twitch. Wait, wait.

01:03:55.789 --> 01:03:59.650
Maybe the knocking was my chair. I don't know.

01:03:59.880 --> 01:04:02.300
They've been blowing a 3 -1 lead versus 76ers

01:04:02.300 --> 01:04:04.119
and backed up what he said in his past game interview,

01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:06.460
calling out Joel Embiid even more for flopping

01:04:06.460 --> 01:04:08.960
as well as going in. I don't feel like hearing

01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:11.159
it. Jim Rome did a rant about it. He probably

01:04:11.159 --> 01:04:14.219
did it better anyway. Stephon Diggs was intimate

01:04:14.219 --> 01:04:19.639
with his chef. Oh, yeah. You know he used to

01:04:19.639 --> 01:04:26.119
plow her. All right. It's time for Tampa Bay

01:04:26.119 --> 01:04:44.139
News. Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go live.

01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.960
Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive from the

01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:49.420
beach to the bay in the city's crazy moves. We

01:04:49.420 --> 01:04:51.340
got stories hotter than the Florida grooves.

01:04:51.679 --> 01:05:11.969
Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. Ryan Hop on

01:05:11.969 --> 01:05:14.809
the mic, spitting fire again. National waves

01:05:14.809 --> 01:05:17.110
and the city's his friend. Talking headlines,

01:05:17.389 --> 01:05:19.670
man, you can't resist. Every scoop hitting harder

01:05:19.670 --> 01:05:22.710
than a clenched fist. Tampa Bay News, we making

01:05:22.710 --> 01:05:42.460
it spin. We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic

01:05:42.460 --> 01:05:45.039
heat. Stories so bold, they knock you off your

01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:47.719
seat. The vibe's electric, we taking control.

01:05:48.059 --> 01:05:50.679
Tampa Bay's anthem, you feeling your soul. From

01:05:50.679 --> 01:05:53.519
Clearwater Waters to Ybor streets, man, we documenting

01:05:53.519 --> 01:05:56.179
life with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now,

01:05:56.300 --> 01:05:59.000
let the world partake in the stories of the legends

01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:21.300
and the news we make. Right now, let's do some

01:06:21.300 --> 01:06:26.360
Tampa Bay news. Yeah, I'm like all self -conscious

01:06:26.360 --> 01:06:28.820
if I pissed off my neighbor or not with my theatricalness.

01:06:32.039 --> 01:06:34.139
What's going on here? We're so behind on news.

01:06:36.440 --> 01:06:40.579
Load. Load. Come on, load. Healthcare workers

01:06:40.579 --> 01:06:43.239
have so many things on their plate and an ER

01:06:43.239 --> 01:06:46.119
doctor wants to offload some of that so that

01:06:46.119 --> 01:06:49.360
they can focus more. on the patients. So he came

01:06:49.360 --> 01:06:53.000
up with helping hands, robots that actually help

01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:55.380
move stretchers. All right. So they're doing

01:06:55.380 --> 01:06:58.900
that in the hospitals. That's cool. What's going

01:06:58.900 --> 01:07:01.940
on here? Florida is set to carry out its sixth

01:07:01.940 --> 01:07:05.679
execution of the year tomorrow. Bye -bye. Questions

01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:08.059
grow over the case and the state's execution

01:07:08.059 --> 01:07:11.280
process. James Ernie. Oh, come on. They're all

01:07:11.280 --> 01:07:14.480
murderers and pedophiles. The process. Shut up.

01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:18.219
A Hitchcock is scheduled to be executed at 6

01:07:18.219 --> 01:07:23.019
p .m. for a 1976 murder. Took you fucking. 50

01:07:23.019 --> 01:07:25.460
years to put them to sleep? What the fuck is

01:07:25.460 --> 01:07:26.940
wrong with that? It's a waste of our fucking

01:07:26.940 --> 01:07:29.880
taxpayers' money. After spending nearly 50 years

01:07:29.880 --> 01:07:35.639
on death row. This is a stupid state. I like

01:07:35.639 --> 01:07:39.559
it here, but they're stupid. No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:42.579
Liverpool County deputy is under arrest accused

01:07:42.579 --> 01:07:45.440
of grooming a teen cadet. Oh, you're telling

01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:49.860
me cops can be dirty? No way! By the way, he

01:07:49.860 --> 01:07:55.110
has like a pedophile mustache. For sure. Taylor

01:07:55.110 --> 01:07:57.769
Bush served as an advisor in the county's youth

01:07:57.769 --> 01:08:00.869
cadet program. Investigators say Bush sent inappropriate

01:08:00.869 --> 01:08:03.989
messages to a 16 -year -old he supervised, even

01:08:03.989 --> 01:08:06.550
saying he was falling in love. Ah, it's good.

01:08:06.769 --> 01:08:11.750
Have that in writing. You're stupid. What's going

01:08:11.750 --> 01:08:15.139
on here? Thank you, Rebecca. Workers who empty

01:08:15.139 --> 01:08:17.619
the garbage cans, fix the electricity, or maintain

01:08:17.619 --> 01:08:20.140
the grounds at USF say they are having a hard

01:08:20.140 --> 01:08:24.199
time making ends meet. My ex -situationship,

01:08:24.199 --> 01:08:26.880
I wish her nothing but the best. Her name is

01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:29.720
Lindsay. If anybody is listening that knows who

01:08:29.720 --> 01:08:32.880
she is, she's a badass independent woman who

01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:39.420
is incredibly underpaid by USF. Mm -hmm. Deserves

01:08:39.420 --> 01:08:44.100
a raise. Oh, USF's underpaid. Some of them gathered

01:08:44.100 --> 01:08:46.619
to protest today, calling on the university to

01:08:46.619 --> 01:08:49.859
do something to improve their pay and their benefits.

01:08:50.180 --> 01:08:52.359
News Channel 8's Eden Hodges joins us now live

01:08:52.359 --> 01:08:55.159
from outside USF's campus with their story. Eden.

01:08:57.359 --> 01:09:00.399
Hey, Jen. Union leaders say this is the first

01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:03.520
demonstration of many more to come if these employees

01:09:03.520 --> 01:09:06.859
continue to feel like their work isn't being

01:09:06.859 --> 01:09:09.880
valued. We're going to continue to escalate until

01:09:09.880 --> 01:09:12.220
these workers. Yeah, USF's known to like give

01:09:12.220 --> 01:09:13.880
you more work and be like, we're giving you a

01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:16.420
dollar more per hour. In a contract that they

01:09:16.420 --> 01:09:21.539
deserve. All right, so there's that. It's sad.

01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:24.859
But you know, the big CEOs, they're making their

01:09:24.859 --> 01:09:32.109
money. Right now, a Temple Terrace police officer

01:09:32.109 --> 01:09:34.350
is under arrest. This after a crash on April

01:09:34.350 --> 01:09:37.189
15th on East Fowler Avenue killed a six -year

01:09:37.189 --> 01:09:39.789
-old girl and injured three others. Zachary Krug

01:09:39.789 --> 01:09:42.350
is now facing multiple charges, including vehicular...

01:09:42.350 --> 01:09:45.890
Loser! ...or manslaughter. 10 Tampa Bay News

01:09:45.890 --> 01:09:48.130
reporter Kristen Barberisi joins us with details

01:09:48.130 --> 01:09:50.829
on that crash and what happened to others who

01:09:50.829 --> 01:09:54.119
were injured in it. In addition to facing charges,

01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:56.260
Krug was also fired by the Temple Terrace Police

01:09:56.260 --> 01:09:58.340
Department after investigators say he was driving

01:09:58.340 --> 01:10:00.819
more than 100 miles an hour when he smashed into

01:10:00.819 --> 01:10:04.039
an SUV. All right, that's sad. We're kind of

01:10:04.039 --> 01:10:05.899
in speed round because I've been up since 4 a

01:10:05.899 --> 01:10:09.659
.m. I also got to do the hammering. Hank shot

01:10:09.659 --> 01:10:17.180
it. Happy Hot Topic! Oh yeah, I love when they

01:10:17.180 --> 01:10:21.760
do that. Sarasota police have fired and arrested

01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:25.359
a probationary officer. Gabriel Ornelas Victorio

01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:28.039
faces a charge of simple battery. What the fuck

01:10:28.039 --> 01:10:29.779
is going on with these police making out with

01:10:29.779 --> 01:10:32.380
teenagers? Investigators say he grabbed and kissed

01:10:32.380 --> 01:10:37.840
a 16 -year -old. Wow. I'm sure he won't be prosecuted

01:10:37.840 --> 01:10:42.939
that hard. He'll be protected. They are. They're

01:10:42.939 --> 01:10:47.060
on their side. Happy Hot Topic. What's going

01:10:47.060 --> 01:10:51.500
on here? Then there's Craig Long we arrested.

01:10:52.180 --> 01:10:55.739
He's 41. Some of you may recognize him. He's

01:10:55.739 --> 01:10:59.460
an influencer. They left out the part that he's

01:10:59.460 --> 01:11:05.359
a MAGA influencer. Because this dumb moron named

01:11:05.359 --> 01:11:10.939
Greedy John is MAGA. There's Craig Long Fitness

01:11:10.939 --> 01:11:15.920
in Tampa. He was seeking the services of a prostitute.

01:11:16.119 --> 01:11:20.630
Heard it. Did I tell you that he's married? That

01:11:20.630 --> 01:11:26.029
he's got 125 followers on Instagram? 125 or 1

01:11:26.029 --> 01:11:29.850
,000. Instagram? He's stupid, man. I don't like

01:11:29.850 --> 01:11:32.909
Grady Judd. If there is a camera, Grady's there.

01:11:33.029 --> 01:11:37.609
He's an idiot. Also new this afternoon, a massive

01:11:37.609 --> 01:11:40.409
undercover operation in Polk County. Here's the

01:11:40.409 --> 01:11:43.069
thing. First of all, the problem is everybody

01:11:43.069 --> 01:11:45.470
around the world sees these Grady Judd things

01:11:45.470 --> 01:11:48.760
and thinks that's how all... Florida is just

01:11:48.760 --> 01:11:53.159
the stupid parts. The uneducated, drug addicted

01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:57.840
morons. But the hedonistic rednecks. But here's

01:11:57.840 --> 01:12:00.840
what I'm saying. He makes all of Florida look

01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:05.920
bad. And he's a narcissistic douchebag. Targeting

01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:08.760
human trafficking. And how many criminals do

01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:10.800
you have in your fucking county? They're always

01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:13.500
doing busts of like 300 pimps and hoes. Like,

01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:15.779
what are you doing? out predators has led to

01:12:15.779 --> 01:12:21.479
266 arrests investigators say 247 cases involved

01:12:21.479 --> 01:12:24.119
prostitution related charges all right there

01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:29.279
you go eight five six 49 happy what's going on

01:12:29.279 --> 01:12:32.699
here a call for support the saint pede block

01:12:32.699 --> 01:12:35.140
party known as first friday is hoping to make

01:12:35.140 --> 01:12:37.399
a comeback i don't know why they're getting rid

01:12:37.399 --> 01:12:40.159
of it i think the problem is like when i first

01:12:40.159 --> 01:12:43.449
moved here Everybody was talking about how much

01:12:43.449 --> 01:12:47.329
fun First Friday is. You know what the problem

01:12:47.329 --> 01:12:52.489
is though? It's the fact that a lot of transplants

01:12:52.489 --> 01:12:55.369
move here and they don't get how special it is

01:12:55.369 --> 01:12:59.279
to get blackout drunk in First Friday. Free to

01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:01.960
you, but businesses foot the bill. Just last

01:13:01.960 --> 01:13:04.720
month, organizers said financial strains may

01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:07.060
put the event in jeopardy. 10 Tampa Bay News

01:13:07.060 --> 01:13:09.899
reporter Miranda Parnell spoke to local businesses

01:13:09.899 --> 01:13:12.579
counting on community support to keep going.

01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:19.420
First Friday is a party. Where you can leave

01:13:19.420 --> 01:13:22.260
your worries behind. It's just a great time just

01:13:22.260 --> 01:13:24.100
for the community just to come out. We have a

01:13:24.100 --> 01:13:26.100
lot of local business here, a lot of family -owned

01:13:26.100 --> 01:13:27.939
business who have been here on Central Avenue.

01:13:28.079 --> 01:13:30.520
And while First Friday is alive and well today,

01:13:30.699 --> 01:13:33.199
just last month, organizers were concerned that

01:13:33.199 --> 01:13:36.579
this free event may be impacted by rising costs.

01:13:36.739 --> 01:13:41.039
Thanks, Trump. It's increased police costs. It's

01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:46.180
increased, I guess. That's why local businesses

01:13:46.180 --> 01:13:50.420
like a lot of people litter. Central Cigars and

01:13:50.420 --> 01:13:53.060
Ruby's Elixir are hoping that folks in St. Pete

01:13:53.060 --> 01:13:56.079
will continue to support the monthly event as

01:13:56.079 --> 01:13:59.079
the Central Ave community rallies behind it throughout

01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:03.140
the ups and downs. Hopefully they keep it. Because

01:14:03.140 --> 01:14:08.560
I do enjoy me some firsts on Fridays. Breaking

01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:11.199
news as we come on the air tonight after a USF

01:14:11.199 --> 01:14:13.699
educational building caught on fire, creating

01:14:13.699 --> 01:14:17.140
a massive plume of smoke over downtown St. Pete.

01:14:17.260 --> 01:14:19.420
Thanks for joining us for 10 Tampa Bay News this

01:14:19.420 --> 01:14:22.039
weekend. I'm Miranda Parnell. Flames and that

01:14:22.039 --> 01:14:24.819
heavy smoke came from the Marine Science Building

01:14:24.819 --> 01:14:26.960
on the University of South Florida St. Petersburg

01:14:26.960 --> 01:14:30.079
campus today, temporarily shutting down several

01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:33.159
streets. So, yeah, that fire was happening. My

01:14:33.159 --> 01:14:36.039
friends Nick and Kayla were out and saw it. They

01:14:36.039 --> 01:14:38.479
said it was frickin' crazy. All right, it's time

01:14:38.479 --> 01:15:03.720
for Chicago News. Six mad, but he been in these

01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:06.460
mics. All in ten heights, now the Senate get

01:15:06.460 --> 01:15:08.779
tight. From the berms to the block, that's a

01:15:08.779 --> 01:15:11.260
hell of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on

01:15:11.260 --> 01:15:14.279
the lights. He got callers on the lines, trying

01:15:14.279 --> 01:15:16.680
to break they news. From the side to the sticks,

01:15:16.899 --> 01:15:19.180
they relate to the views. Every segment like

01:15:19.180 --> 01:15:22.060
a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then he

01:15:22.060 --> 01:15:25.819
fact check the attitude. This that Chicago news.

01:15:27.180 --> 01:15:30.140
Hop it out and let them choose. From the heights

01:15:30.140 --> 01:15:48.829
to the loo. We got jokes for the frauds, love

01:15:48.829 --> 01:15:51.210
for the brave, that could guess in the chance,

01:15:51.390 --> 01:15:53.989
say what they crave. From the sports war wars

01:15:53.989 --> 01:15:57.069
to the gossip wave, he connect more lanes than

01:15:57.069 --> 01:15:59.770
the tow -way saves. Late night, but the syndicate

01:15:59.770 --> 01:16:02.909
wide, Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wet's pride.

01:16:03.149 --> 01:16:05.789
Still a kid from the ice with the driving side,

01:16:06.029 --> 01:16:08.770
got the whole damn map on the same live line.

01:16:34.800 --> 01:16:38.020
bang bang skeet skeet like it happens in the

01:16:38.020 --> 01:16:44.899
city oh geez what's going on here as we've been

01:16:44.899 --> 01:16:47.039
uh mentioning throughout the newscast the chicago

01:16:47.039 --> 01:16:49.340
bears are getting ready for a high stakes meeting

01:16:49.340 --> 01:16:53.060
oh my god just don't go to india it's such a

01:16:53.060 --> 01:16:58.550
dump there With the NFL, the league wants to

01:16:58.550 --> 01:17:00.729
know, like the rest of us do too, what is going

01:17:00.729 --> 01:17:03.550
on with their next stadium. Will it be in Hammond?

01:17:03.550 --> 01:17:06.489
Will it be in Arlington Heights? Well, we are

01:17:06.489 --> 01:17:08.329
talking this morning with one group who hopes

01:17:08.329 --> 01:17:11.350
it is the latter option, Arlington Heights. Argy

01:17:11.350 --> 01:17:14.069
Karafodias is with Touchdown. I didn't interview

01:17:14.069 --> 01:17:16.449
him. It's going to be boring. No one really knows

01:17:16.449 --> 01:17:20.829
what's going on here. Let's face it, math is

01:17:20.829 --> 01:17:23.470
not necessarily the favorite subject of a lot

01:17:23.470 --> 01:17:25.789
of young students. I was terrible at it. I can't

01:17:25.789 --> 01:17:28.449
remember that myself. But at Harvest Christian

01:17:28.449 --> 01:17:31.449
Academy in Elgin, a fourth grade teacher is helping

01:17:31.449 --> 01:17:33.970
make math a little more fun with the help of

01:17:33.970 --> 01:17:36.829
Bears quarterback Caleb Williams. Can he even

01:17:36.829 --> 01:17:39.170
do math? This is a review problem. You can take

01:17:39.170 --> 01:17:41.970
your time. Fourth grade teacher Emily Romano

01:17:41.970 --> 01:17:44.949
says she loves math and she tries to share that

01:17:44.949 --> 01:17:47.979
appreciation with her students. She's discovered

01:17:47.979 --> 01:17:50.439
a fun way to get her students more interested.

01:17:50.619 --> 01:17:53.680
Man, she's a hot piece of ass. By following Bears

01:17:53.680 --> 01:17:57.000
quarterback Caleb Williams' passing yards last

01:17:57.000 --> 01:18:00.060
season, which set a team record. We had the addition,

01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:03.479
which got us his total, the division, which got

01:18:03.479 --> 01:18:05.600
us his average, and then the subtraction to see

01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:07.859
how far he still was from whatever goal we were

01:18:07.859 --> 01:18:10.460
tracking that year. It's been a big success with

01:18:10.460 --> 01:18:13.539
her. Ah, that's cute. Students, many have not

01:18:13.539 --> 01:18:16.500
only learned math, but started following football.

01:18:17.229 --> 01:18:19.689
On Fridays, the students would predict how many

01:18:19.689 --> 01:18:21.890
yards Williams would throw for that weekend.

01:18:21.989 --> 01:18:25.109
The winner would then get extra recess for the

01:18:25.109 --> 01:18:28.470
class. Are you a Bears fan? Yes, I am. Who's

01:18:28.470 --> 01:18:31.770
your favorite player? Caleb. It's the only player

01:18:31.770 --> 01:18:35.340
she knows, bro. Her teacher even posted pictures

01:18:35.340 --> 01:18:37.539
of the class as they progressed through the season

01:18:37.539 --> 01:18:40.560
on social media. And eventually it even got the

01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:42.399
attention of... That is such a different era.

01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:45.939
My teachers wanted nothing to do with us finding

01:18:45.939 --> 01:18:48.380
their MySpaces. I remember I saw one of my teacher

01:18:48.380 --> 01:18:51.319
aides all drunk on MySpace. She was naughty.

01:18:53.699 --> 01:18:57.220
...of Caleb Williams himself, who liked and commented

01:18:57.220 --> 01:19:00.680
on the posts. And he said a signed jersey to

01:19:00.680 --> 01:19:03.890
the... That's good. That's good. He's a good

01:19:03.890 --> 01:19:07.909
dad. Governor J .B. Pritzker calls out a judge

01:19:07.909 --> 01:19:10.270
for allowing the man accused of killing a Chicago

01:19:10.270 --> 01:19:12.689
police officer to be on electronic monitoring.

01:19:13.229 --> 01:19:15.829
Yeah, I don't know what it is. I don't know.

01:19:15.829 --> 01:19:19.850
It's them siding with their homies. Mm -hmm.

01:19:20.750 --> 01:19:22.810
But it seems like they let criminals get away

01:19:22.810 --> 01:19:24.630
with things and I wonder why it keeps happening.

01:19:25.609 --> 01:19:28.829
Mm -hmm. And not in jail. Our Sabrina Franz is

01:19:28.829 --> 01:19:30.689
here. We finally heard back from the chief judge's

01:19:30.689 --> 01:19:32.989
office. They run this program. They do. It took

01:19:32.989 --> 01:19:34.670
about 48 hours to hear back from them, but we

01:19:34.670 --> 01:19:36.670
do have a response from them today about all

01:19:36.670 --> 01:19:38.229
of this. And the chief judge would not comment

01:19:38.229 --> 01:19:40.869
on the specifics of this case at all, saying

01:19:40.869 --> 01:19:42.829
that he couldn't out of respect for the integrity

01:19:42.829 --> 01:19:45.029
of the. Yeah, you know, you got paid off. It's

01:19:45.029 --> 01:19:48.020
a dirty ass city. Literally and definitively.

01:19:48.020 --> 01:19:50.060
The ongoing criminal proceedings, proceedings

01:19:50.060 --> 01:19:52.840
plural, because Alfonso Talley, the suspect in

01:19:52.840 --> 01:19:55.340
this case, has more than one pending case against

01:19:55.340 --> 01:20:01.939
him. Oh, that's good. Good job, Chicago. At the

01:20:01.939 --> 01:20:06.420
time, he was put on electronic monitoring. He

01:20:06.420 --> 01:20:08.520
was a convicted felon. All right, so there's

01:20:08.520 --> 01:20:14.270
that. That's fucking city, man. Story this morning,

01:20:14.329 --> 01:20:17.829
as many as 150 ,000 Illinois staff participants

01:20:17.829 --> 01:20:20.550
will. I'm noticing this thing. And now listen,

01:20:20.670 --> 01:20:23.090
I have a stutter too. And I walk over my words.

01:20:23.130 --> 01:20:26.050
I am not perfect. But I'm noticing the local

01:20:26.050 --> 01:20:28.270
news. I feel like back in the day, they never

01:20:28.270 --> 01:20:30.590
had any mess ups. And it's kind of endearing

01:20:30.590 --> 01:20:32.949
hearing the local news walk over their words.

01:20:33.710 --> 01:20:37.529
Story this morning, as many as 150 ,000 Illinois

01:20:37.529 --> 01:20:40.409
staff participants will lose their benefits tomorrow

01:20:40.409 --> 01:20:43.250
because of new stricter rules that were... Man,

01:20:43.289 --> 01:20:46.409
like if you're on Snap, you're living a hard

01:20:46.409 --> 01:20:48.979
life. Leave them alone. Put in place in the Trump

01:20:48.979 --> 01:20:50.920
administration's so -called one big beautiful

01:20:50.920 --> 01:20:54.579
bill. Ah, the so -called beautiful bill. I wonder

01:20:54.579 --> 01:20:57.119
what his penis looks like. Probably small. So

01:20:57.119 --> 01:20:58.979
it requires all - Probably looks like a mushroom.

01:20:59.279 --> 01:21:01.680
Full -bodied adults, 64 or younger, to meet some

01:21:01.680 --> 01:21:04.439
new work requirements to keep their food stamp

01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:06.859
benefits by either working, volunteering, or

01:21:06.859 --> 01:21:09.779
going to school for at least 80 hours a month.

01:21:09.819 --> 01:21:12.760
If they don't, they lose their benefits entirely

01:21:12.760 --> 01:21:15.960
on - Ah, that sucks. You ain't going to be able

01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:22.659
to get your chinos. But to give you an idea of

01:21:22.659 --> 01:21:25.500
just how bold this crew was, all of this took

01:21:25.500 --> 01:21:28.380
place within three blocks here on State Street

01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:30.920
from the 1st District Police. It would have been

01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:33.840
nice if they began the clip describing a place

01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:37.710
called... Prohibition THC Cafe has been robbed

01:21:37.710 --> 01:21:41.409
three times in two years. And now we can give

01:21:41.409 --> 01:21:43.770
you that package of exactly just how bold they

01:21:43.770 --> 01:21:47.550
are. Take a look. It's 4 .30 a .m. and you're

01:21:47.550 --> 01:21:50.390
watching the burglary crew as they pull out sledgehammers

01:21:50.390 --> 01:21:55.329
and make a lot of noise. One by one. That is

01:21:55.329 --> 01:22:00.000
what my anxiety sounds like. One by one, the

01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:02.460
thieves wearing all black make their way into

01:22:02.460 --> 01:22:06.939
Prohibition THC Cafe. And once inside, they start

01:22:06.939 --> 01:22:14.060
swinging. Losers! Thugs! All to get the money

01:22:14.060 --> 01:22:16.659
out of the gaming machines. I actually happened

01:22:16.659 --> 01:22:20.359
to be up and I saw the camera footage live. That's

01:22:20.359 --> 01:22:23.779
gotta be defeating. And it's actually unfortunate

01:22:23.779 --> 01:22:28.579
that when I saw it, it didn't alarm me. Samuel

01:22:28.579 --> 01:22:31.739
Wilson wasn't alarmed because this is not the

01:22:31.739 --> 01:22:34.140
first time his surveillance captured the burglary

01:22:34.140 --> 01:22:37.100
crew. Since opening two years ago off Sir Mac

01:22:37.100 --> 01:22:40.399
and State, his marijuana cafe has been hit three

01:22:40.399 --> 01:22:43.600
times, not for the weed, but for the cash and

01:22:43.600 --> 01:22:46.100
the ATM and slots. We should be able to operate

01:22:46.100 --> 01:22:48.699
a business in the city of Chicago. Yeah, the

01:22:48.699 --> 01:22:51.100
problem is you got Brandon Johnson, that thug,

01:22:51.100 --> 01:22:55.020
defending thugs. Be concerned about, you know,

01:22:55.020 --> 01:22:57.140
having regular break -ins, you know. Ah, well.

01:22:57.529 --> 01:22:59.810
I'm sorry, bud. That actually sucks. Illinois,

01:23:00.250 --> 01:23:05.090
there's that term, jump the shark. It did. Also

01:23:05.090 --> 01:23:07.649
new here at 4, a drug investigation in Joliet

01:23:07.649 --> 01:23:11.270
leads to a disturbing discovery. As mankind says,

01:23:11.449 --> 01:23:14.670
joil it. Police say they uncovered a rooster

01:23:14.670 --> 01:23:17.649
fighting operation during a raid on a home on

01:23:17.649 --> 01:23:20.689
Meeker Avenue. Officers executing a narcotics

01:23:20.689 --> 01:23:23.810
warrant yesterday found dozens of animals, including

01:23:23.810 --> 01:23:26.829
roosters, hens, chicks, and a puppy. Here you

01:23:26.829 --> 01:23:29.250
see some of them. They also discovered cocaine,

01:23:29.630 --> 01:23:33.239
cash, and the sharp weapons tied to illegal animal

01:23:33.239 --> 01:23:35.819
fighting many of those birds so there's that

01:23:35.819 --> 01:23:39.439
and then here's man cow song joliet big trash

01:23:39.439 --> 01:23:45.159
mountain you know in joliet illinois they have

01:23:45.159 --> 01:23:48.939
a they don't have a sassafras mountain let me

01:23:48.939 --> 01:23:51.539
see if i can play one that's less um copywriting

01:23:57.629 --> 01:24:01.210
from morning till the sun goes down you would

01:24:01.210 --> 01:24:04.350
swear some dead things burn in in the land of

01:24:04.350 --> 01:24:08.109
heaps of garbage it'll set your stomach turning

01:24:08.109 --> 01:24:11.079
where the women and men and they're fat as pigs,

01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:14.319
and there's mullets to be counting. Where nothing

01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:18.079
compares to the foul air at the Joliet Big Trash

01:24:18.079 --> 01:24:21.680
Mountain. At the Joliet Big Trash Mountain, local

01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:25.420
noses just can't smell that the pipes leak toxic

01:24:25.420 --> 01:24:29.319
methane gas like a sulfur fire in hell. From

01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:32.439
the Empress to the State Prison, there's an odor

01:24:32.439 --> 01:24:36.220
of decay. It's the rotting bones from the trailer

01:24:36.220 --> 01:24:39.159
homes and the stink surrounds the entire town

01:24:39.159 --> 01:24:45.300
at the Joliet Big Trash Mountain. There's the

01:24:45.300 --> 01:24:51.340
song. What else is going on? And Walgreens is

01:24:51.340 --> 01:24:54.840
closing another Southside store. Oh yeah, I'm

01:24:54.840 --> 01:24:57.079
sure there's no crimes going on there with the

01:24:57.079 --> 01:25:02.329
homies. Last half hour, elected leaders will

01:25:02.329 --> 01:25:04.689
be joining some residents outside the store to

01:25:04.689 --> 01:25:07.010
talk about the effects that they're worried this

01:25:07.010 --> 01:25:09.890
will have on the Chatham neighborhood. Oh, yeah.

01:25:10.109 --> 01:25:12.850
Group says the store near 86th and Cottage Grove

01:25:12.850 --> 01:25:15.130
has served as a really critical access point

01:25:15.130 --> 01:25:17.850
for people who need their prescriptions. Good

01:25:17.850 --> 01:25:22.229
job, Brandon Johnson. Essential items. Rest in

01:25:22.229 --> 01:25:25.149
peace to that longer. And then we were still,

01:25:25.409 --> 01:25:29.310
some news just broke. We were doing Tampa Bay

01:25:29.310 --> 01:25:32.489
News. Mm -hmm. Then we switched to Chicago News,

01:25:32.569 --> 01:25:35.609
but this is breaking. Because you know that I

01:25:35.609 --> 01:25:38.310
will always take time out of my day to bash the

01:25:38.310 --> 01:25:42.060
Rays. And no vote this week on a raised stadium.

01:25:42.100 --> 01:25:44.060
But happening tonight, Tampa City Council is

01:25:44.060 --> 01:25:46.520
still holding a special workshop to discuss the

01:25:46.520 --> 01:25:48.960
plans and how to pay for it. Yeah, here's the

01:25:48.960 --> 01:25:51.800
problem. The plan is this is what the Rays always

01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:53.939
do. They don't actually know what they're doing.

01:25:54.180 --> 01:25:56.859
They're a bunch of morons. So what they do is

01:25:56.859 --> 01:25:59.590
they keep pushing it back. And they keep changing

01:25:59.590 --> 01:26:02.510
the subject. And time goes by. I mean, I remember

01:26:02.510 --> 01:26:04.909
hearing Bubba talk about the freaking Rays in

01:26:04.909 --> 01:26:07.170
2008 when I was listening to Tampa radio in high

01:26:07.170 --> 01:26:09.289
school and what the future was. And that was

01:26:09.289 --> 01:26:13.409
almost 20 years ago. And now we're here at almost

01:26:13.409 --> 01:26:16.210
pretty much the midpoint of the decade. And they

01:26:16.210 --> 01:26:18.869
keep changing the subject. Why? Because there

01:26:18.869 --> 01:26:21.789
was never a deal in Tampa. They don't know what

01:26:21.789 --> 01:26:26.239
they're doing. And the thing is, they're screwing

01:26:26.239 --> 01:26:29.720
over the Bay. And Tampa Bay News spoke with Ray

01:26:29.720 --> 01:26:32.579
CEO Ken Babby late last night. And this guy is

01:26:32.579 --> 01:26:34.779
just a nicer version of Sternberg. He's another

01:26:34.779 --> 01:26:37.420
scumbag. He says they are still working with

01:26:37.420 --> 01:26:39.180
city and county leaders to get this deal done

01:26:39.180 --> 01:26:43.760
by the end of the month. Yeah, the clock is ticking

01:26:43.760 --> 01:26:46.000
right now. Team owners gave the city and county

01:26:46.000 --> 01:26:47.819
their plan. And I feel bad for the local news.

01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:49.439
They have to report it as if there's something

01:26:49.439 --> 01:26:53.460
going on. I'm Italian right now. I got my connections.

01:26:53.619 --> 01:26:55.579
They wanted to go to Montreal. They don't even

01:26:55.579 --> 01:26:58.739
want to be here. Last month, hoping for a, quote,

01:26:58.739 --> 01:27:01.579
quick vote here. 10 TV news reporter Jenny Dean

01:27:01.579 --> 01:27:03.539
is live in studio with us this morning. And Jenny,

01:27:03.560 --> 01:27:06.100
while Tampa is still holding its workshop tonight,

01:27:06.199 --> 01:27:08.619
the vote here is not going to be a passive aggressive

01:27:08.619 --> 01:27:12.500
workshop. It happened this week, as was expected.

01:27:12.680 --> 01:27:14.659
Yeah, they were hoping to hold this workshop,

01:27:14.800 --> 01:27:17.020
have a vote tomorrow and then another vote on

01:27:17.020 --> 01:27:19.619
Thursday. None of that happening. This vote has

01:27:19.619 --> 01:27:21.640
been delayed nearly three or three times now

01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:23.680
in New York. Nearly two months. This is ridiculous.

01:27:24.140 --> 01:27:27.920
Listen, Ken, baby. Instead of raise, you're all

01:27:27.920 --> 01:27:31.119
a bunch of frauds. Now, the Bay Area might be

01:27:31.119 --> 01:27:33.880
falling for your nonsense, but I'm not falling

01:27:33.880 --> 01:27:37.380
for it. I know you got no plan. You keep pushing

01:27:37.380 --> 01:27:40.060
it back and you want us to pay for it, even though

01:27:40.060 --> 01:27:43.680
you have the money. Man, funk that. But the Rays,

01:27:43.699 --> 01:27:46.260
they are still targeting this June deadline.

01:27:46.819 --> 01:27:50.539
Yeah, you know, you got 26 days. Mm -hmm. Oh,

01:27:50.619 --> 01:27:53.619
I'm sure it's totally going to get done by then.

01:27:56.479 --> 01:27:57.939
Let's go back a little bit. The Rays ownership,

01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:01.100
they proposed this $2 .3 billion stadium on Hillsborough

01:28:01.100 --> 01:28:02.939
College's Dale Mabry campus. You're looking at

01:28:02.939 --> 01:28:04.800
the renderings there that they released. Ybor

01:28:04.800 --> 01:28:09.020
City, Hillsborough County College. It's all a

01:28:09.020 --> 01:28:12.039
lie. back in march now the rays say they'll put

01:28:12.039 --> 01:28:13.840
up a little more than half the cost but they

01:28:13.840 --> 01:28:16.619
need the county to come up with 750 million and

01:28:16.619 --> 01:28:19.340
the city yeah let's just find it the thing was

01:28:19.340 --> 01:28:22.300
we just had is i mean i'm saying we just had

01:28:22.300 --> 01:28:25.220
it but it's going on 20 months, but there was

01:28:25.220 --> 01:28:27.479
the worst hurricanes in a hundred years. Maybe

01:28:27.479 --> 01:28:29.420
we should work on the people that need help.

01:28:29.500 --> 01:28:31.880
Not a baseball team that doesn't want to be here

01:28:31.880 --> 01:28:35.880
to come up with 251 million. Tonight's workshop

01:28:35.880 --> 01:28:38.680
is going to try and close the gap on the funding

01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:41.239
needed and where exactly that money would come

01:28:41.239 --> 01:28:43.279
from. And here's some of the sticking. Oh, whatever.

01:28:43.420 --> 01:28:45.279
Here's the point. Oh, let's hear the sticking

01:28:45.279 --> 01:28:48.090
points and I'll shut up. Points including disagreement

01:28:48.090 --> 01:28:51.090
over financial risk if the tax revenues fall

01:28:51.090 --> 01:28:54.930
short. Pay for it. The raise of the money. And

01:28:54.930 --> 01:28:59.390
using county reserve. Do a PayPal payment plan.

01:28:59.670 --> 01:29:02.930
Funds that are tied to property taxes, including

01:29:02.930 --> 01:29:04.970
money that's set aside for disaster response.

01:29:05.270 --> 01:29:06.829
Oh, yeah, you know, like the whole hurricane.

01:29:07.109 --> 01:29:10.689
Screw your raise. I hate you. And you probably

01:29:10.689 --> 01:29:13.329
hate me because I know the true inside info because

01:29:13.329 --> 01:29:16.250
I worked in sports radio. And people don't like

01:29:16.250 --> 01:29:18.310
when I say it, but there was never a deal in

01:29:18.310 --> 01:29:21.210
Tampa. And if there was a deal in Tampa, they

01:29:21.210 --> 01:29:24.670
would have already had the fucking room. Or not

01:29:24.670 --> 01:29:30.050
room, but stadium. They're lying to us. You know

01:29:30.050 --> 01:29:43.979
what I mean? Yo, yo, yo. Static crackles. Hoppy

01:29:43.979 --> 01:29:46.819
on the air. Spilling radio secrets, man. He don't

01:29:46.819 --> 01:29:49.579
care. Erring out the closet. Skeletons in pairs.

01:29:49.880 --> 01:29:53.260
DJ drama. He's the one who dares. Program the

01:29:53.260 --> 01:29:56.159
man. Today on Radio News, all we got is John

01:29:56.159 --> 01:30:00.659
Sterling. God, man. It's that thing. Same thing.

01:30:00.699 --> 01:30:03.970
It's like. It's like a curse in New York City.

01:30:04.329 --> 01:30:06.949
You retire and then you die. Don Imus had to

01:30:06.949 --> 01:30:09.569
retire. He dies. No wonder Howard Stern's not

01:30:09.569 --> 01:30:11.810
retiring. And for people that don't know, John

01:30:11.810 --> 01:30:16.050
Sterling was the voice of the Yankees. And by

01:30:16.050 --> 01:30:22.930
the way, the Joe Show on 93 .3 FLZ is big. Not

01:30:22.930 --> 01:30:25.529
as much of a bitch as Dizzy, but they're up there.

01:30:26.850 --> 01:30:33.010
Time for Fresno News. and they all in tears.

01:30:33.430 --> 01:30:36.109
Jingle, jingling, fake contests ringing. Same

01:30:36.109 --> 01:30:45.130
top 40, same song singing. Corporate. Yeah, yeah,

01:30:45.170 --> 01:30:52.630
yeah. Microphone king. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6ix9ine

01:30:52.630 --> 01:30:55.390
tower. Phrasals loud and sour. Mic in his grip,

01:30:55.430 --> 01:30:57.869
got the world feeling sour. Poppy on the block,

01:30:57.930 --> 01:31:00.510
dropping facts like boulders. Words cut sharply.

01:31:03.149 --> 01:31:05.430
Unfiltered truth spray. Friends knows posting

01:31:05.430 --> 01:32:13.210
every word that he say. I always am shouting

01:32:13.210 --> 01:32:19.300
unless I piss off my neighbors. A woman who was

01:32:19.300 --> 01:32:22.720
intentionally set on fire in Porterville is sharing

01:32:22.720 --> 01:32:26.100
both anguish and insight about domestic violence

01:32:26.100 --> 01:32:29.840
in an interview only on Action News. Sheena Hoffman's

01:32:29.840 --> 01:32:32.300
husband is accused of pouring an accelerant on

01:32:32.300 --> 01:32:35.000
her before setting her on fire last October.

01:32:35.220 --> 01:32:37.520
Action News anchor Christina Lopez joins us from

01:32:37.520 --> 01:32:40.659
the live desk with Sheena's powerful words as

01:32:40.659 --> 01:32:43.340
her husband Sean faced a judge today and learned

01:32:43.340 --> 01:32:47.100
his case will head to trial. Christina. Margot,

01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:49.460
Sheena Hoffman says she is grateful to be alive

01:32:49.460 --> 01:32:52.560
after her husband, Sean, set her on fire, leaving

01:32:52.560 --> 01:32:55.159
her with severe burns. For the first time, she

01:32:55.159 --> 01:32:57.659
is speaking out about the decisions that led

01:32:57.659 --> 01:33:00.079
to those terrifying moments that nearly ended

01:33:00.079 --> 01:33:02.819
her life and the message she now has for others

01:33:02.819 --> 01:33:07.609
trying to leave an unhealthy relationship. On

01:33:07.609 --> 01:33:10.170
Wednesday, a Tulare County Superior Court judge

01:33:10.170 --> 01:33:13.489
ruled a portable man will stand trial, accused

01:33:13.489 --> 01:33:18.489
of multiple charges, including attempted murder.

01:33:18.729 --> 01:33:21.010
All right, well, there's that. Doesn't make Fresno

01:33:21.010 --> 01:33:24.970
look the best. And then there's this. Two thieves

01:33:24.970 --> 01:33:27.109
are behind bars after they were caught in the

01:33:27.109 --> 01:33:29.289
act by the California Highway Patrol. What do

01:33:29.289 --> 01:33:31.409
they have in stock for each other? Air operations

01:33:31.409 --> 01:33:35.010
unit in the sky. Infrared technology helped those

01:33:35.010 --> 01:33:37.310
officers spot the thieves as they were trying

01:33:37.310 --> 01:33:40.409
to steal copper wire from an overpass. Action

01:33:40.409 --> 01:33:43.090
News reporter Brisa Colon is live outside Fresno

01:33:43.090 --> 01:33:46.390
Airport where she spoke with the CHP Air Ops

01:33:46.390 --> 01:33:49.390
crew behind the operation and brings us an up

01:33:49.390 --> 01:33:51.569
-close look at what went into the successful

01:33:51.569 --> 01:33:57.100
crackdown. Brisa. Margo, this all started as

01:33:57.100 --> 01:33:59.340
an observation from the sky of what appeared

01:33:59.340 --> 01:34:02.319
to be suspicious activity. Then it quickly became

01:34:02.319 --> 01:34:05.039
an active scene. The whole thing captured on

01:34:05.039 --> 01:34:10.819
infrared camera. CHP air ops were in the sky

01:34:10.819 --> 01:34:13.739
Tuesday night while on patrol with their infrared

01:34:13.739 --> 01:34:16.460
camera. They spotted what appeared to be suspicious

01:34:16.460 --> 01:34:20.399
activity. In seconds, they knew it was a theft

01:34:20.399 --> 01:34:22.560
in progress. The rope that they tossed over.

01:34:23.319 --> 01:34:25.359
Mountain View is now tied to the hitch, and they're

01:34:25.359 --> 01:34:29.319
trying to drive away with it, pulling down other

01:34:29.319 --> 01:34:31.960
wires with it. With their truck, two thieves

01:34:31.960 --> 01:34:35.020
yanked copper wire from a high -speed rail overpass

01:34:35.020 --> 01:34:37.720
near Mountain View and Chestnut Avenues. The

01:34:37.720 --> 01:34:40.420
eye in the sky then swiftly directed ground crews

01:34:40.420 --> 01:34:43.140
to the suspects. Take a left there. That truck

01:34:43.140 --> 01:34:45.380
is going to be facing. All right, so that's what

01:34:45.380 --> 01:34:47.140
happened there. By the way, I feel like playing

01:34:47.140 --> 01:35:19.250
this song. We call them all out. If you're scared

01:35:19.250 --> 01:35:25.050
of the truth, better start to run. West made,

01:35:25.130 --> 01:35:27.630
now he run the Gulf Coast walk Morning show,

01:35:27.729 --> 01:35:30.970
but the topic's grown Spilling tea on your favorite

01:35:30.970 --> 01:35:33.789
phones blown Yeah, he laughed and he hits that

01:35:33.789 --> 01:35:36.869
line Rich and elite, y 'all out of your mind

01:35:36.869 --> 01:35:40.010
Red carpet rumors, messy in the sheets If they

01:35:40.010 --> 01:36:00.960
did dirt, he replay the receipts If you're scared

01:36:00.960 --> 01:36:03.760
of the truth, better start to run. When you see

01:36:03.760 --> 01:36:06.119
the roots, buddy, look at that shore. Texting

01:36:06.119 --> 01:36:09.960
Hammer and Hank. Pardon the text. Recording from

01:36:09.960 --> 01:36:12.420
home. When you're hanging out at work all day,

01:36:12.439 --> 01:36:13.939
you kind of want to chill at home, too, with

01:36:13.939 --> 01:36:17.380
your kitty cat. He ain't say a bow. On air, let

01:36:17.380 --> 01:36:22.119
the stories unfold. Speaking of my kitty, a cat,

01:36:22.260 --> 01:36:27.920
we might as well play this. Right here. This

01:36:27.920 --> 01:36:59.420
right here. That's a warning sign. You crossed

01:36:59.420 --> 01:37:04.539
the line. Luna mad, Luna mad. Eight days gone,

01:37:04.619 --> 01:37:08.819
now she acting mad. Luna mad, Luna mad. Give

01:37:08.819 --> 01:37:16.060
her that treat, she's... I love this. Oh, yeah.

01:37:17.140 --> 01:37:23.380
856 -499 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can

01:37:23.380 --> 01:37:28.970
tweet at me, at Ryan, Happy Radio. You can always

01:37:28.970 --> 01:37:36.710
email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Kim Kardashian's

01:37:36.710 --> 01:37:39.090
not going to try to be a lawyer this year. Breaking

01:37:39.090 --> 01:37:47.109
news. All right, it's time for Cleveland News

01:37:47.109 --> 01:38:14.020
to wrap up this show. Static crackle, mic pops,

01:38:14.140 --> 01:38:17.159
the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel

01:38:17.159 --> 01:38:19.720
mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,

01:38:19.819 --> 01:38:22.539
never sloppy Radio waves, carry tails, but they

01:38:22.539 --> 01:38:25.199
ain't gloves You concrete jungle, potholes where

01:38:25.199 --> 01:38:27.859
dreams collapse Downtown echoes, the cabs and

01:38:27.859 --> 01:38:30.180
faded cabs Past the preaching hustle, corner

01:38:30.180 --> 01:38:32.779
kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest, but

01:38:32.779 --> 01:38:51.199
the struggle overlaps Cleveland news We'll be

01:38:51.199 --> 01:39:08.750
right back. People are still mad at that baseball

01:39:08.750 --> 01:39:12.329
fan that took the Cleveland Guardians fan that

01:39:12.329 --> 01:39:14.350
took the ball away from the 11 -year -old, and

01:39:14.350 --> 01:39:16.409
he was interviewed on the news and made himself

01:39:16.409 --> 01:39:24.869
look bad. I bet he listens to Rover because he's

01:39:24.869 --> 01:39:33.409
stupid. All right. Let's finish this up. I'm

01:39:33.409 --> 01:39:38.600
ready to go right now. Woo! What do I want to

01:39:38.600 --> 01:39:41.899
start off with? I saw this right here. Now we

01:39:41.899 --> 01:39:43.720
want to get to the news you need to start your

01:39:43.720 --> 01:39:45.979
day. A principal in Bay Village has been put

01:39:45.979 --> 01:39:48.979
on administrative leave in a letter sent to parents.

01:39:49.020 --> 01:39:53.300
The superintendent just looks like a moron. Shared

01:39:53.300 --> 01:39:55.800
Bay High School principal Jason Martin was put

01:39:55.800 --> 01:39:58.079
on paid leave yesterday morning pending the outcome

01:39:58.079 --> 01:39:59.840
of an investigation into recent allegations.

01:40:01.000 --> 01:40:03.279
He added they can't share any other details because,

01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:05.180
you know, what the fuck? You can't see any allegations.

01:40:06.319 --> 01:40:08.140
I listen to Rover in the morning. It makes me

01:40:08.140 --> 01:40:10.880
stupid. Tonight, Kirtland police confirmed they

01:40:10.880 --> 01:40:13.180
arrested a mentor high school student at school

01:40:13.180 --> 01:40:15.500
on Thursday afternoon. Kirtland. They say mentor.

01:40:15.600 --> 01:40:18.239
I say mentor. Police say officers arrested an

01:40:18.239 --> 01:40:20.640
18 year old mentor high school student. He is

01:40:20.640 --> 01:40:23.399
charged with pandering obscenity involving a

01:40:23.399 --> 01:40:28.180
minor or impaired person. Loser. Which is a second

01:40:28.180 --> 01:40:30.579
degree felony. So there's that. And then there's

01:40:30.579 --> 01:40:38.520
this. I'm Monica Robbins with your top three

01:40:38.520 --> 01:40:41.159
health headlines. Nearly all parents say they

01:40:41.159 --> 01:40:43.960
felt stressed in the past month. Me too, and

01:40:43.960 --> 01:40:46.500
I'm not even a parent. And kids' mental health.

01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:49.960
tops the list of reason why. Well, a new national

01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:52.819
survey finds children's behavioral issues and

01:40:52.819 --> 01:40:55.340
emotional well -being are the biggest parenting

01:40:55.340 --> 01:40:58.520
stressors, and nearly half of stressed parents

01:40:58.520 --> 01:41:01.819
say their anxiety makes their kids more worried,

01:41:01.880 --> 01:41:05.039
too. The Kids Mental Health Foundation says daily

01:41:05.039 --> 01:41:08.539
conversations, stronger routines, and time for

01:41:08.539 --> 01:41:11.720
connection build mental wellness at home. Free

01:41:11.720 --> 01:41:15.380
resources for parents are available at kidsmentalhealthfoundation

01:41:15.380 --> 01:41:19.840
.net. After the president signed an executive

01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:23.079
order last week aimed at psychedelic drug treatments

01:41:23.079 --> 01:41:29.579
for men. Hell yeah! I love shrooms. mental health

01:41:29.579 --> 01:41:33.100
the fda is moving to fast track psilocybin also

01:41:33.100 --> 01:41:36.180
known as magic mushrooms and methylone both given

01:41:36.180 --> 01:41:39.100
breakthrough therapy status that shows substantial

01:41:39.100 --> 01:41:42.359
treatment promise also this week cleveland clinic

01:41:42.359 --> 01:41:45.560
received a national honor for discovering and

01:41:45.560 --> 01:41:50.359
isolating serotonin you would have to trip to

01:41:50.359 --> 01:42:30.319
be in cleveland They used to harbor it here.

01:42:30.479 --> 01:42:33.159
We think this is art. It could be worse, though.

01:42:33.180 --> 01:42:37.579
At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.

01:42:38.100 --> 01:42:40.060
The masses, of course, you know, keep people

01:42:40.060 --> 01:42:41.779
from looking at their own lives and realizing

01:42:41.779 --> 01:42:44.619
how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I

01:42:44.619 --> 01:42:49.260
mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself

01:42:49.260 --> 01:42:52.500
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,

01:42:52.699 --> 01:43:05.250
I live in Cleveland. You look around at your

01:43:05.250 --> 01:43:06.890
tiny little house that you can't afford because

01:43:06.890 --> 01:43:08.989
of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

01:43:08.989 --> 01:43:11.109
floppy kids who all have diabetes by the time

01:43:11.109 --> 01:43:13.390
they're eight and they live on corn syrup and

01:43:13.390 --> 01:43:16.909
lye. And then you look at your big bloated mess

01:43:16.909 --> 01:43:18.710
of a wife and she waddles towards you with her

01:43:18.710 --> 01:43:20.949
front butt spilling out over the top of her ass

01:43:20.949 --> 01:43:23.829
and she's like, I'm going to go shoot myself

01:43:23.829 --> 01:43:25.609
and my pregnant homegirl daughter right now.

01:43:38.490 --> 01:43:40.350
Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody

01:43:40.350 --> 01:43:43.289
say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I don't

01:43:43.289 --> 01:44:20.869
know. What's so great about Cleveland? As long

01:44:20.869 --> 01:44:23.789
as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy

01:44:23.789 --> 01:44:27.430
or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

01:44:27.510 --> 01:44:30.430
If your Sasquatch rules are different. Forget

01:44:30.430 --> 01:44:34.449
it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll

01:44:34.449 --> 01:44:37.789
ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those

01:44:37.789 --> 01:44:39.670
guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.

01:44:39.789 --> 01:45:16.470
Like a dairy cow. Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9 ,000

01:45:16.470 --> 01:45:20.409
prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000

01:45:20.409 --> 01:45:23.289
ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send

01:45:23.289 --> 01:45:26.210
her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna

01:45:26.210 --> 01:45:29.090
be asleep, so get him up here. I had, like, half

01:45:29.090 --> 01:45:32.409
a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole

01:45:32.409 --> 01:45:57.220
f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh! scientific disciplines.

01:45:58.819 --> 01:46:02.100
Really? Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?

01:46:02.859 --> 01:46:05.819
I just thought that was a nickname. You know,

01:46:05.819 --> 01:46:15.460
like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're

01:46:15.460 --> 01:46:20.199
stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop?

01:46:20.260 --> 01:46:57.930
Have you turned on the TV lately? No, why? I've

01:46:57.930 --> 01:46:59.949
seen some in a church and in a night light or

01:46:59.949 --> 01:47:02.630
something. Ooh, what's that site where they put

01:47:02.630 --> 01:47:05.170
them fire poppers up in their buttholes? Now,

01:47:05.210 --> 01:47:07.569
that's a good... No, not that specific site.

01:47:07.569 --> 01:47:10.449
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:47:10.569 --> 01:47:13.470
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

01:47:13.470 --> 01:47:15.810
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:47:15.850 --> 01:47:18.109
verbulate that man's name in another house again.

01:47:18.550 --> 01:47:21.210
I don't think he said his name. Some of us were

01:47:21.210 --> 01:47:23.930
a little too busy paying to exchange business

01:47:23.930 --> 01:47:26.869
cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

01:47:26.930 --> 01:47:28.800
neither. Sheriff says you ran from down hell

01:47:28.800 --> 01:47:31.840
down to the library. Yeah, you know I did. You're

01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:39.319
going slow and you don't know it all. Whoa, a

01:47:39.319 --> 01:47:42.220
real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy

01:47:42.220 --> 01:47:45.939
New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal egg.

01:47:46.520 --> 01:47:49.100
It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier

01:47:49.100 --> 01:48:27.119
than yours, meatbag. And that is that. Poppy

01:48:27.119 --> 01:48:35.899
Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for morning. Good

01:48:35.899 --> 01:48:42.720
morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com Poppy Hour will

01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:45.100
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:48:56.399 --> 01:48:58.659
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:48:58.659 --> 01:49:01.380
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:49:01.380 --> 01:49:04.060
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:51.149
so stick around, folks. We'll be right back.

01:51:18.539 --> 01:51:21.100
Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps, shoes matching

01:51:21.100 --> 01:51:24.159
the belt, skirt matching the blouse, chain matching

01:51:24.159 --> 01:51:26.899
the rank. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. I got so

01:51:26.899 --> 01:51:29.739
many haters. Why is so many haters? It's like

01:51:29.739 --> 01:51:32.060
a mental patient. I floss like a dentist patient.

01:51:32.380 --> 01:51:34.479
This shit testing my patience. This shit working

01:51:34.479 --> 01:51:37.079
my nerves. I'm getting spinning. I'm on it like

01:51:37.079 --> 01:51:39.479
a bitch in the tent. Laying on gay skin, blowing,

01:51:39.579 --> 01:51:44.460
pushing the winds. It's like, yeah. Yeah, my

01:51:44.460 --> 01:51:56.020
bitch. And I'm partying like a rock star And

01:51:56.020 --> 01:51:58.739
I'm better on lean, got my pick game mean And

01:51:58.739 --> 01:52:00.819
you can't help it, bring me money on the block

01:52:00.819 --> 01:52:03.500
I'm free to change my tune Like I'm doing, like

01:52:03.500 --> 01:52:05.699
I'm doing, like I'm doing Like I'm doing, like

01:52:05.699 --> 01:52:07.199
I'm doing, like I'm doing Like I'm doing, like

01:52:07.199 --> 01:52:09.500
I'm doing, like I'm doing Like I'm doing, like

01:52:09.500 --> 01:52:10.920
I'm doing, like I'm doing Like I'm doing, like

01:52:10.920 --> 01:52:12.279
I'm doing, like I'm doing Like I'm doing, like

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in the podcast description is all of that. We're

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going to come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party

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going and going. Let's hear from Hammerin' Hank,

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which you can hear the Hammerin' Hank Show with

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with autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at the age of 12, did Dr. I

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just decided I was autistic. Now at the age of

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48, I have completed an associate's degree in

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radio broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

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am different. People with autism have no need,

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

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learn. To gain education and join the workforce.

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Got a new sign, makin' all the hoes need to get

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down. They the big man, makin' change swang.

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Them center players gon' do the damn thing. I'm

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in this club, takin' up streets. Takin' over

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man, rollin' out beats. Got them on charge, got

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them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed to

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blow the spot. Message to some haters, tryin'

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to say them gays. Oh, it's gon' blaze, and nothin'

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is gonna stop. It's on the street, it's on the

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beat If you wanna bounce, that's everyone to

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me City shot time, where I pull it down Ain't

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no limit, drop a piece about a pound Calls out

01:58:19.199 --> 01:58:22.079
a lot, cause you know I call it shots I can keep

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it like a baby I ain't even drivin', I'm just

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parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, pennin'

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man, it's in the 50s, don't fret, it's okay I'm

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a striker, I'm a lefty, what it is? What it do?

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Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose You

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bought a street, get some great dudes I walk

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too high like it's pumpkin. Smoke, yank, smoke,

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yank. People say, smoke, yank, smoke, yank. People

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say, bitch, all on the urn. I don't need urn.

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Bitch, I'll splurge. Nothing in my cup. Shit,

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it's all gone. Now I'm high, and the motherfucker

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making up words. Lookin' like men. I like them

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light skinned. Two at a time. I'm winning 10

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-20. I got Tony Gray, too. I got Wayne Seacrest.

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I'll be out and keep this party going. Hello

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again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer

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and Ink. I may look normal, but the truth is

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I have a condition known as autism. That's right.

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It's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism

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can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.

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in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

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as an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autism .org.

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This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate your

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kindness. The clock's a -joking, playing cool.

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Great copy's out, we're almost done. Feels like

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robbery in banks. Try a copy on the mic, dropping

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with some new streams. Syndicated Skaro, now

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it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour,

02:03:31.739 --> 02:03:34.960
it's coming to a close. Radio hits, made it like

02:03:34.960 --> 02:03:38.060
a well -composed. Laughter and joy, dissolving

02:03:38.060 --> 02:03:40.579
in the air. But we'll keep the rhythm all night.

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The laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixed in

02:03:51.239 --> 02:03:53.920
hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX to FM.

02:03:54.199 --> 02:03:56.340
The shadows hit the street. But soon the sound

02:03:56.340 --> 02:03:59.220
will vanish like shadows in the heat. The hoppy

02:03:59.220 --> 02:04:02.600
hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fading

02:04:02.600 --> 02:04:05.880
like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving

02:04:05.880 --> 02:04:08.680
in the air. Both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

02:04:08.680 --> 02:04:17.100
just so unfair. Oh, life wasn't what the laughter's

02:04:17.100 --> 02:04:18.779
growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers

02:04:18.779 --> 02:04:28.300
without rings. Oh, the happy hour is coming to

02:04:28.300 --> 02:04:31.640
a close. Radio waves fade like a wilting rose.

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Laughter and joy dissolve in it. Like clockwork

02:04:50.500 --> 02:04:52.800
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like

02:04:52.800 --> 02:04:56.000
the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

02:04:56.000 --> 02:04:58.739
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

02:04:58.739 --> 02:05:07.500
a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by

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the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

02:05:10.020 --> 02:05:12.960
round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes

02:05:12.960 --> 02:05:15.800
are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts

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we can't rewind We're Hoppy Hour And like that,

02:05:57.170 --> 02:06:01.109
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.

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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

02:06:05.829 --> 02:06:08.810
poop. I'll kick you a little, and we'll call

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it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour

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is now over. This concludes our broadcast day.

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Good night, and God bless America.