Hoppe Actually Hearts Radio! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.27.26)

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Stand by. So we all know that Lizzo is insufferable.

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We all know that she's the absolute worst. And

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karma has hit this dirty ride and run. Ruth hurts

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for Lizzo as she watches her new album flop hard.

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Oh, yeah. Why was it that she was better when

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she was fat? She had that thing about her that

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once she wasn't fat, she wasn't as good. After

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blowing up in 2019, Lizzo kept topping the charts

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with tracks like About Damn Time. Oh yeah, that

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was a good ass song. I can't even hate. I did

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like about damn time. Good as hell. In recent

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years, she's struggled to maintain her previous

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star power. Yeah, you know, when you have all

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the sexual harassment allegations against you,

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it's kind of hard to run for you, honey. Her

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fifth studio album only sold just 2 ,650 copies

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in its first week. That's really bad. Like, I

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know sometimes they'll say, oh, the artist only

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sold 50 ,000. That's, no, but this is actually

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terrible. Mm -hmm. Rolling Stone reports. And

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she's the same one that was shading Nicki Minaj

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for her record sales. Shut up! Huge difference

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from 2022's special. She was even seen crying

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on her private TikTok about the album's reception.

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That's going to really help us want to watch

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it. And you crying about it like a loser. I promoted

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my album super hard and you're calling me a desperate

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flop. Oh yeah, if you're putting it out there,

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a real legend would go, hey, maybe it's not for

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everybody, but you better listen. But when you're

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crying about it, you're pretty much admitting

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it sucked. In recent tweets, she claimed that

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she was once a radio darling and that the rise

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of streaming has hurt her career. Actually, you

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would think that would be the opposite. does

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is play the same four songs. So you would think

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maybe that would actually help you. Another factor

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was her public 2023 sexual harassment lawsuit.

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Oh, that one. Which she claimed was a public

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attack on her career. Yeah, you shouldn't be

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sexually harassing people. Oh, but if it was

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done to you, you'd be such a victim. Shut up.

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Case involved weight shaming, a hostile work

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environment, and even an incident in Amsterdam.

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Oh, yeah. You could offer her up an afternoon

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and I would just walk away. In which she allegedly

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forced her dancers to touch a woman's breasts.

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Woman out of the air. That's who you have as

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a feminist? No, thank you. Not at all. A Taylor

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Frankie Paul season of The Bachelorette is about

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to air next month. I predicted it. They were

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going to air it during the summer. They just

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wanted to, you know. Be politically correct.

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She's a woman. Well, not a woman beater, but

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she's a domestic beater. She's a loser. Here's

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the latest video from Alabama. Cloud chasing

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moron. Daddy issues. Dirty, rotten idiot. Barker.

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Everyone's saying, oh, you played him. You're

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trying to control him. Like, you did it, but

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when he did it, it was a problem. No, I did it.

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I was with somebody else. You never said that,

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though, honey. And when you got caught, you know,

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with that picture of you kissing a dude, you

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acted like it was nothing. Shut up. You are nothing

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more than a bus down. You're from the streets.

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Well, we were just friends. You never said that,

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though. You walked around it, and now you got

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caught like a dead rat in an alley. You're a

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loser. I don't care how high you are, honey.

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And then he texted me that he no longer wanted

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to just be friends. Yeah, it's hard for men to

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be friends with somebody when it's a friend zone

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situation and you want to bang them out. And

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you think you're better than everybody when you're

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a nepo baby brat, a wannabe Kardashian. He no

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longer wanted to do that. We had a conversation,

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set a boundary that we're no longer doing it.

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God, you know, she's so annoying during arguments.

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And then she was getting mad when he was talking

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to other women in the club. Honey, I want it,

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honey. You're insufferable. Then we do a stream

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and he's like fucking me in the whole stream.

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Yeah, because you made him sign an NDA after

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giving him hope that you'd be his girlfriend.

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You could have at least banged him, honey. I

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text him. I was like, hey, I don't fuck with

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that. And then his manager. You're an idiot.

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You make all Gen Z look bad. You're a talentless

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loser. Calls my manager and is like, hey, we

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want to pursue a fake relationship on social

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media. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do a

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fake relationship. So he went to Miami and got

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with Daniela. Oh, yeah. Get some girls, dude.

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Why should he not get girls if you're not putting

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up? If it was such a real relationship, you should

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shut up. You're the worst. You literally look

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like a real life AI sex doll. Me stating that

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I didn't want a fake relationship isn't me stating

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that I don't want to continue to grow our relationship

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as friends. But he wanted to bang you. This is

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what women don't get. I'm not saying you can't

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be friends with a girl, but I'm telling you,

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if you really want to bang a girl and the girl

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just wants to be friends, it's hard to watch

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the girl bang other dudes. You got to admit that.

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Especially when your body counts as long as a

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CVS receipt. Shut up. Maybe. Like what? You have

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no accountability because you've had everything

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bought for you. And your mom is a dirty, rotten,

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narcissistic moron. And your dad wears shades

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inside and buys you lingerie. So you even know

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you had a great upbringing financially. You're

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pretty messed up, honey. You guys are contradicting

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little assholes. Noah, you're the worst. It is

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insufferable. You know, she puts it out there.

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Shut up. You wanted to figure out how to do live

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streams so you'd use them. Well, I've been used

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by women before. The difference was I was at

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least getting laid, but then the heartbreak's

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pretty bad. You are a brick. You're going to

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be 40 years old. You're going to look like you're

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80. And you're just going to be a washed up loser.

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You already are. And you're only 20. And I saw

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this headline here. And this is one of those

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examples that don't meet your heroes. I'm telling

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you, whenever somebody is so against pride, that

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means. you have a manly guy talking smack about,

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you know, pride. They want men more than anything.

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And former San Francisco Giant legend Aubrey

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Huff said, queers don't watch baseball, eat a

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D. Why are you even thinking about that? In this

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short lifetime, if a gay guy wants to eat a D

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as you say, whatever. You know what this is?

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Aubrey Huff, you tough guy. Oh, you so tough.

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You were good at baseball. There's no doubt about

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it. But Aubrey Huff, you probably buy, you probably

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want penis. But the thing is, you can't do it

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because you're so manly. So you're jealous of

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the gay people. They get to live out their life.

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So you hate on everyone else. Just try it out.

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Try out some penis and call it a day. You'll

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probably be happier. Yeah, you're a good baseball

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player. You helped them win. But you're a loser.

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You're a homophobic dork. I know a lot of guys

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don't like the term toxic masculinity. But that's

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what you are. You're an idiot. This is why we

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don't need to hear the opinions of athletes.

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They're stupid. They're dumb jocks. Anywho, how

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long have we been recording? Oh, so we had nine

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minutes of the best of Hoppy Hour. Oh, it was

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the best. And then we've been talking for 31

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minutes. So that means it's been 40 minutes of

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me ranting. So let's take a quick break. All

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right, we're going to come back on Hoppy Hour

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and keep this party going and going and going

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right now. Diana Rossini was bringing home the

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bacon. She was reportedly paid an annual salary

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of $800 ,000. Was it worth it, Diana? You were

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making $800 ,000. But being a side chick, you

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ruined it. But that was all before photos of

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her hugging Mike Rabel were exposed by Page Six.

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Some more mouth hugs as well. A former manager

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of Rossini's revealed her income to the New York

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Times. What a moron! One of the highest paid

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journalists at The Athletic. She is really hot.

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Like, you know, she probably does yoga and giggles.

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However, it's not unusual for sports reporters

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to earn big bucks. Rossini's male counterparts,

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Adam Schefter and Adrian Wierzanowski, once earned

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$9 million and $7 million per year. Oh, man,

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that is the thing that's so sad when women make

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less. They're making, like, $8 .2 million more

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than her. Respectively, according to The Post.

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Very respectively. Amid the photo scandal, Rossini

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resigned on April 14th, two months before her

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contract was reportedly annulled. Oh, that's

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not really a good time. Riding your contracts

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up. You're riding him like a moron. You don't

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say. You're a respected enough journalist and

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now you're a side chick. But all the simps and

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the media are going to be like, well, yeah, yeah,

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it doesn't matter. You're a side chick. It is

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kind of sexy, so he doesn't lose his job, but

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she does. Oh, you don't say. You got a lot of

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explaining to do to your kids. Well, again, let's

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be fair to her. She may be a dirty, rotten side

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chick. But he was cheating as well. Both professionally

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and personally. It's one big messy story, so

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to help break down the timeline, here's what...

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I don't need to hear the timeline. Yeah, I know.

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She's a sidekick. A very promiscuous one. Oh,

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you know, she brought him to Ruckus. But was

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it worth it? Because look at where your career

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is at now, honey. I'm going to go on a limb and

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say it probably wasn't worth it. Whoa! Happy

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Hot Topic! Oh, Jesus. The hell's going on here?

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Lionel Richie is recovering from an on -stage

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medical scare. Oh, please be okay. I can't tell

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you what I'm sorry about, but I still don't want

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someone to be hurt. The 77 -year -old cut his

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concert short after a dizzy spell while singing

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the song Dancing on the Ceiling. My Tampa dizzy

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spell is hearing about that little bitch, Gareth,

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over at 125 The Bone. That's what makes me dizzy,

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thinking about him, that moron. Oh yeah, what's

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going on with this moron loser right here? Happy

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Hot Topic! Nearly three years after a crash that

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drew national attention and was a... It was actually

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four years, but... Object of a recent Netflix

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documentary, there are new developments in the

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McKenzie -Sherilla case. Oh, my God. You know

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what's the most troublesome part about it when

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it comes to relating it to me? Because that's

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what I do on the show is I relate things to me.

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I find her so freaking hot. Ohio Supreme Court

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has declined to hear another appeal from the

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Strongsville woman convicted of killing two people

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in that crash. She has that, like, annoying,

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pretty, privileged... from Rich Girl Energy where

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she thinks she can get away with it. Oh, and

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her boyfriend was a drug dealer. Who cares? Everyone's

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a drug dealer in high school. You're still a

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loser. How does it feel that you think you're

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better than everybody but now you gotta poop

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in front of other people? Because that's what

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we do every day is we poop. And you're doing

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it in prison next to women. And you get to spend

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15 years in there. You're honestly lucky. A man

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would have got 30 years, but you only got 15.

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Candace here is live in Strongville this morning

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with the latest. Good morning, Candace. Can you

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make that city look bad, you moron? Candace.

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They need to work on that five -second delay.

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Good morning, Danita. And this latest ruling,

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it leaves decisions made by lower courts in place.

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And it means that Mackenzie Cirilla's latest

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bid at having a new trial will not move forward.

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Hell yeah! If this was ill annoyed, they'd be

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like, yeah, let her free. We let all the criminals

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go free. And this is a decision that was made

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by the Ohio Supreme Court that came down on Tuesday.

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Oh, yeah. Sharilla is serving 15 years to life

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in prison. She ain't getting much. She'll get

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out in seven and a half. After being convicted

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of intent. God, she's so hot. It bothers me how

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attracted I am to her. Intentionally crashing

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her SUV into a Strongsville business at around

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100 miles per hour. I just saw the video. Oh,

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my God. I have never seen. What a dirty rotten

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moron. Killing her boyfriend Dominic Russo and

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their friend Davion Flanagan. She's got to sit

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in prison thinking about it. And then her stupid

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narcissistic loser parents enable it. You're

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a failure in life. You'll get out at age 37.

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You might not even get out sooner. And you might

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be able to live some type of a job. But you'll

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always be remembered as a brat. It's one of the

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five different gig jobs that I'm doing right

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now. We're gig actors. Who's the boss star Danny

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Pintaro defends getting a job as an Amazon delivery

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driver. You should never have to defend getting

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a job. Any of the losers online that are hating

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on a former sitcom actor for working are deadbeat

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morons that probably live off the government.

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What do I mean? Remember a few years ago, the

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Cosby guy? We've seen working at trailer shows.

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They got to make money. Unless your show is called

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Seinfeld or Friends, you're not making diddly

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squat and reruns. You losers. I'm not saying

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to people that acted, but the people that judge

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actors for working. They got to make bread. The

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50 -year -old, who was a child star on the sitcom

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Who's the Boss throughout the 80s and early 90s,

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wants to normalize the transition from Hollywood

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to the regular workforce. Yeah, it's got to be

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hard. You know what I mean? Money and Hollywood.

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Yeah. And all of a sudden, you get hated on by

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losers. After he went viral for posting a photo

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of himself delivering packages for... You know

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what? He's more of a man than anybody else that

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hates on him. You're all losers. Amazon in April,

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Pintaro has been vocal about how many working

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actors have to find other jobs to sustain themselves.

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Of course you gotta get by, you know. explains

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on the June 22nd episode of Danielle Fishel,

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Will Friedle, and she's self -figuring. I thought

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she's married to Jensen Karp, so it brings her

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down like four points. It's one of the five different

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gig jobs that I'm doing right now. We're gig

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actors. If he's got to make money to get by,

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especially when he lives in LA, let him. It's

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got to be hard enough that he has to do that.

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Then you have these trolls online. You're all

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dorks. He is the gig. It's one of the six gigs.

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All right. I just could not believe that people

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were hating on him for making money. But then

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if he wasn't making money, you wouldn't call

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him a provider. Shut your ass. All these trolls

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online need to get bitch slapped. You're the

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worst. Happy Hot Topic. What's going on with

00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:14.240
this moron? In New York City tonight, a woman

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seen at the Knicks championship parade, appearing

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to want to keep a Knicks painted trash can. They

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were all over New York. And she dumped it with

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all the garbage in it. Cause she's garbage. Dumping

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the trash onto a city street and taking the garbage

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can. Well, tonight that woman identified and

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her employer, JP Morgan Chase, says she no longer

00:16:32.419 --> 00:16:37.220
works there. Here's Aaron Katurski. She was making

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$120 ,000 a year, and the garbage can was $140.

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I hope it was worth it, honey. It was during

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the euphoria over the Knicks NBA championship,

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New York City even painted the trash cans blue

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and orange. This woman decided she wanted one

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for a souvenir. On the day of the Knicks parade,

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the woman unceremoniously dumped an overflowing

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public wastebasket. Ha ha ha! Get onto the sidewalk,

00:17:02.429 --> 00:17:05.049
grabbed both ends, and walked off. You got a

00:17:05.049 --> 00:17:08.250
fat ass. And tonight, her employer, JPMorgan

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Chase, says she's no longer with the company.

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Look, if you looked at her, you would have thought

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she was flipping burgers at McDonald's. She was

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an executive head, JPMorgan. The bank did not

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say what her job was, but added she was not attending

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the parade in an official capacity. Ah, you don't

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say. What an idiot. And then she posted a picture

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on the subway with the garbage can. Are you trying

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to lose your six -figure job? Although $120 ,000

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in New York City is like $50 ,000. The sanitation

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department issued her two summonses, $75 for

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littering and $100 for impeding operations. So

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she literally paid more in the fines than it

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would have been to get a trash can, you trash

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bag. The woman returned the trash can and city

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sanitation posted a photo of it with the caption,

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Home Sweet Home. That is the most New York City

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thing ever. How about the leathers? Man. I know.

00:18:02.150 --> 00:18:04.589
She has a very unique name, so that's going to

00:18:04.589 --> 00:18:07.630
live on forever. How can you trust her at work?

00:18:08.150 --> 00:18:14.069
She's an idiot. What's going on with this hag?

00:18:16.589 --> 00:18:19.430
WJN investigates tonight a split decision in

00:18:19.430 --> 00:18:22.829
a rent dispute case involving former South Suburban

00:18:22.829 --> 00:18:25.309
politician Tiffany Henyard. She's the worst!

00:18:26.509 --> 00:18:28.869
She makes all women look bad. She's a moron.

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Her boyfriend, a landlord, sued the couple, arguing

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they owed $10 ,000 in unpaid rent and other penalties.

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A judge ruled Hanyard's boyfriend, Kamal Woods,

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owes the landlord $7 ,000. Yeah, he's a loser,

00:18:42.670 --> 00:18:45.269
too. He doesn't respond to anybody on Instagram

00:18:45.269 --> 00:18:48.369
because he knows he's in the wrong. He knows

00:18:48.369 --> 00:18:51.730
he's dating a dirty, rotten loser, and he's also

00:18:51.730 --> 00:18:55.670
a loser. The judge, though, said since Hanyard

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never signed the lease herself. She is not on

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the hook for bankrupt. The judge said, You know

00:19:00.500 --> 00:19:02.859
what? I shouldn't have to pay for my rent then.

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Why do these dirty, rotten politicians get away

00:19:06.259 --> 00:19:09.420
with everything? And then she moves out of Illinois

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because everyone knows that she's the worst.

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And then she's fooling the people of Georgia.

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This is why I hate politics. And you got her

00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:19.720
little beta male loser boyfriend, Kamal Woods,

00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:23.119
defending her. Dude, she wouldn't piss on you

00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:24.980
if you're on fire. She'd probably cheat on you.

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You're an idiot. You're married and you're dating

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a moron. Then again, you're also a moron and

00:19:31.819 --> 00:19:34.220
you make people in Illinois look bad. But you

00:19:34.220 --> 00:19:37.039
don't care. I'm Kamal Woods, yo. I got my own

00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:43.480
small business. You're a dark. And now for something

00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:45.940
completely different in your heart. You know

00:19:45.940 --> 00:19:52.559
what you want. Mmm. Mmm. I drank some Cuban coffee

00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:59.569
earlier. Mmm. So I'm feeling it right now. Last

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night, my cat, so I set up a little fort for

00:20:03.569 --> 00:20:09.069
my cat. When I go to bed, there she is looking

00:20:09.069 --> 00:20:12.369
out the window at my apartment. Hey, how are

00:20:12.369 --> 00:20:14.470
you? She's the only cat that likes to yelling.

00:20:14.569 --> 00:20:16.049
When I was doing this show back in Illinois,

00:20:16.230 --> 00:20:20.809
my mom's cat hated it. But this is my cat meowing.

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Yeah. I got it. The funny part about Luna last

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night. So I put two pillows next to my head and

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then two pillows that I had. I built a fort for

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Luna. And she loves to have her tummy rubbed.

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She loves it. She usually does. Last night, I

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rubbed that tummy, right? And her tail starts

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going crazy. I'm like, oh, geez, what's going

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on here? Because I'm usually real good at, you

00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:06.859
know, rubbing. It's a little weird to make a

00:21:06.859 --> 00:21:07.940
rubbing joke when you're talking about your cat.

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But I'm usually really good at rubbing. But all

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of a sudden, I rubbed her and she went like.

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Oh, did she hiss at me? She's never, ever hissed

00:21:23.130 --> 00:21:26.369
at me. But then she started licking me and was

00:21:26.369 --> 00:21:28.990
purring. I'm like, are you having a midlife crisis?

00:21:29.569 --> 00:21:32.369
Are you having a stoned panic attack like your

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father? It's very strange. Very, very weird.

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I don't know if you can hear in the background,

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but I have Aqua Teen Hunger Force from last night

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on. Just kind of describes this show, doesn't

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it? Oh, yeah! I'm in such a grumpy mood, so I'm

00:22:01.230 --> 00:22:03.690
going to overcompensate by being loud today.

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Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins

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now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are his...

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Good qualities. A sick person with a powerful

00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:44.319
tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Door is

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now,

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now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. Starts

00:23:25.940 --> 00:23:33.319
in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy

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Hour with Hoppy. We'll be right back. I did not

00:24:30.150 --> 00:24:35.049
sleep well. I don't feel great. But I'm here

00:24:35.049 --> 00:24:41.029
and I got so much to get into. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

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It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio

00:24:49.109 --> 00:24:54.380
and you can... always email me, ryanhoppyradio

00:24:54.380 --> 00:24:59.839
.gmail .com. Today is our 161st show of the year.

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Combining Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy and the

00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:08.319
Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan

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Hoppy. All right. See you. I don't know. I, yesterday,

00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:21.799
first of all, before I begin talking about myself,

00:25:21.819 --> 00:25:28.140
my event at a Hispanic grocery store in Brandon,

00:25:28.220 --> 00:25:30.799
Florida. You know, when I talk about Mags of

00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:34.740
a 92 .5, which is the best Hispanic station.

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You know, I got to play this. Oh, yeah. So good.

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Oh, sure. So yesterday, I worked with Valerie

00:25:55.119 --> 00:25:58.460
from Maximum Mornings with Tony and Valerie,

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and I'm getting to a point, man, where if I work

00:26:01.819 --> 00:26:05.180
till like 7 p .m., I'm not an elder millennial

00:26:05.180 --> 00:26:07.759
yet where I'm just, you know, getting tired and

00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:11.400
can just go to bed in five hours. Oh, my God.

00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:14.460
I was up last night until like, I don't know,

00:26:14.660 --> 00:26:21.000
3 .30 a .m. I couldn't sleep, man. And it's always

00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:25.039
a coincidence. But there is something going on,

00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:30.720
dude. Once it's time to go to bed and there's

00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:34.319
a full moon. I'm telling you, I know we're not

00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:38.299
exactly at a full moon, but close enough. Man,

00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:44.299
that was messing me up, man. I could not sleep,

00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:53.440
dude. as the moon was out doing its thing. I

00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:56.900
couldn't sleep. Man, I used to go to bed at like,

00:26:56.980 --> 00:27:00.859
I don't know, freaking 4 a .m. drunk as hell

00:27:00.859 --> 00:27:05.440
after being at the club. Then I'm able to wake

00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:08.259
up at 11. Today I woke up at 11 .30 and it's

00:27:08.259 --> 00:27:11.099
like 12 .44 now and I'm like really behind on

00:27:11.099 --> 00:27:16.299
schedule. And I told you, yesterday I was on

00:27:16.299 --> 00:27:19.079
my feet for like three hours in a row. I never

00:27:19.079 --> 00:27:23.339
want to hear anybody ever go, oh my God, it must

00:27:23.339 --> 00:27:26.420
be so great being tall. It's not that great.

00:27:27.619 --> 00:27:31.460
You're on your feet and your back hurts. Also,

00:27:31.539 --> 00:27:34.460
if you bang a girl really hard, your back hurts.

00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.880
I'm just, I don't know, man. I'm going to read

00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:46.480
to you the description of bipolar. Which is the

00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:53.500
bipolar I have. Let's see here. Because I was

00:27:53.500 --> 00:27:55.859
looking it up yesterday. Because I was looking

00:27:55.859 --> 00:27:58.460
it up. I asked my mom if I had bipolar 1 or 2.

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And I definitely have one. Manic episodes. Periods

00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:07.279
of abnormally elevated, irritable, or energized

00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:10.720
mood. I'm energized right now. And irritable.

00:28:13.710 --> 00:28:15.369
This is where I'm a little different because

00:28:15.369 --> 00:28:17.950
I'm medicated. These episodes could be seven

00:28:17.950 --> 00:28:20.430
days long. Although when I medically quit Beasley

00:28:20.430 --> 00:28:24.190
Media Group without a backup plan in 2023, I

00:28:24.190 --> 00:28:30.130
was probably manic. I'm just telling you, man.

00:28:30.970 --> 00:28:33.849
It's freaking tiring. And you know what's really

00:28:33.849 --> 00:28:38.170
unfortunate about the situation at hand? It's

00:28:38.170 --> 00:28:43.849
the fact that when I, you know, get laid... When

00:28:43.849 --> 00:28:49.930
I get my rocks off, I'm happy. Sex cures all

00:28:49.930 --> 00:28:54.930
my problems. To any of the women out there that

00:28:54.930 --> 00:28:57.309
are listening, you know what? I sit on my lap.

00:28:57.670 --> 00:29:03.470
Let's go to work. Let's make me happy. I'm just

00:29:03.470 --> 00:29:06.690
kidding. Not really, but no. I'm now like other

00:29:06.690 --> 00:29:10.289
radio hosts where I use my show to pimp a game

00:29:10.289 --> 00:29:13.829
lead. That's what dating apps are for. Although

00:29:13.829 --> 00:29:16.549
now that it's like 16 bucks a week to use Bumble,

00:29:16.670 --> 00:29:24.269
that's no good. Not at all. I don't thank you.

00:29:25.910 --> 00:29:28.809
Girls are like, I have a few friends that are

00:29:28.809 --> 00:29:31.710
girls, you know, what it comes up. I have a few

00:29:31.710 --> 00:29:36.190
friends and they always talk about like, I don't

00:29:36.190 --> 00:29:39.759
know. They always talk about this thing that

00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:45.259
is known as like, oh, you don't need to get laid.

00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:51.019
You have porn. Porn's stupid. You're watching

00:29:51.019 --> 00:29:56.619
a bunch of people bang. No, thank you. It's a

00:29:56.619 --> 00:30:00.279
bunch of acting too. When I hear how many of

00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:05.160
them don't like, you know. I was watching a video

00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:08.140
with Indica Flower, and she said she's acting

00:30:08.140 --> 00:30:13.980
old time. It makes it less interesting. I don't

00:30:13.980 --> 00:30:16.980
know. And the other night, so I have a podcast

00:30:16.980 --> 00:30:18.900
board that's plugged out. I have like a circular

00:30:18.900 --> 00:30:23.880
table, and I had it plugged into the little outlet

00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:27.490
that's against my wall. And I tripped over it

00:30:27.490 --> 00:30:29.430
the other day because I'm uncoordinated. And

00:30:29.430 --> 00:30:32.250
why, why just unplug the podcast board when you're

00:30:32.250 --> 00:30:35.809
done? Why be logical, right? And I tripped over

00:30:35.809 --> 00:30:39.089
it. Well, what happened was I was watching porn.

00:30:39.829 --> 00:30:44.029
And I was spanking it. And guys can relate to

00:30:44.029 --> 00:30:45.430
this. I don't know if this works for girls, you

00:30:45.430 --> 00:30:47.750
know, mastermind. But you know, when all of a

00:30:47.750 --> 00:30:49.829
sudden you realize you're not close to climaxing,

00:30:49.829 --> 00:30:53.009
you gotta pee. It's the worst there in sex. Oh

00:30:53.009 --> 00:30:56.319
my God, it's the worst. That was what happened

00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:57.539
to me. I was like, oh my God, I actually got

00:30:57.539 --> 00:31:02.440
to pee. Oh no, it's no good. It really is not

00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:04.579
because then you got to go back and have them

00:31:04.579 --> 00:31:06.920
rev up the engine with a mouth hug and whatnot.

00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:11.099
And the other night, I tripped over the podcast

00:31:11.099 --> 00:31:14.480
board and then unplugged my Wi -Fi. It took like

00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:18.099
five minutes for it to come back on. That was

00:31:18.099 --> 00:31:24.630
no good, man. Not at all. So I have a few friends

00:31:24.630 --> 00:31:31.190
in the comic community that are gay. And yesterday

00:31:31.190 --> 00:31:33.049
I wanted to see what it looked like when you

00:31:33.049 --> 00:31:39.289
go on Grindr. Oh my God, there's this thing on

00:31:39.289 --> 00:31:42.470
Grindr where they have a distance where you can

00:31:42.470 --> 00:31:44.670
know of a person how many feet they are from

00:31:44.670 --> 00:31:47.970
you and that. And I asked them, I said, why don't

00:31:47.970 --> 00:31:52.450
you think, hey, arrows have that. And they said

00:31:52.450 --> 00:31:56.410
it best to me. Hetero men would ruin it by being

00:31:56.410 --> 00:32:00.630
stalkers. You know, the hetero men would get

00:32:00.630 --> 00:32:06.670
them soon. You know, the hetero men would ruin

00:32:06.670 --> 00:32:09.750
it for all of us. I have a friend who's gay.

00:32:10.150 --> 00:32:12.369
And he said the best part about being gay is

00:32:12.369 --> 00:32:18.309
you realize all the traditional, you know, all

00:32:18.309 --> 00:32:21.690
the traditional rules of dating. Go out the window.

00:32:23.230 --> 00:32:27.049
Oh, that must be nice. That must be really nice.

00:32:28.430 --> 00:32:32.910
The other day, I write down all these opinions

00:32:32.910 --> 00:32:35.829
I want to talk about. And I wrote down one that

00:32:35.829 --> 00:32:38.190
said, on work. That was what it said. It was

00:32:38.190 --> 00:32:40.750
probably Google. So sometimes I'll be thinking

00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:45.150
of an idea that I want to talk about. And a lot

00:32:45.150 --> 00:32:49.700
of times, you know, the thing that happens. is

00:32:49.700 --> 00:32:52.799
that I'll write down the idea and then Google

00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.660
will do this thing where it will correct it.

00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:00.819
It'll auto -correct. So whatever topic that was

00:33:00.819 --> 00:33:04.480
the other day went out the window. It was probably

00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.440
great radio. We're all probably hanging out,

00:33:07.500 --> 00:33:10.599
laughing and romancing, but it didn't happen.

00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:14.619
We'll never know what that on work meant. No,

00:33:14.740 --> 00:33:17.809
we won't. I'm starting to feel a little better

00:33:17.809 --> 00:33:24.670
the more I get to talk. Also, I don't know. Listen,

00:33:24.849 --> 00:33:31.289
I respect cops. I know I know. But they're douchebags.

00:33:33.710 --> 00:33:36.829
And I think TikTok is making me suffer from it.

00:33:37.029 --> 00:33:40.589
I think TikTok knows I don't like cops overall.

00:33:41.509 --> 00:33:45.009
So what is it doing? All my algorithms lately

00:33:45.009 --> 00:33:47.890
have been cops getting pulled over. And I'm like,

00:33:47.910 --> 00:33:52.609
I don't want to see this. This is not what I'm

00:33:52.609 --> 00:34:01.390
here for. Not at all. So there was, I was thinking

00:34:01.390 --> 00:34:03.829
about like LinkedIn the other day. And there's

00:34:03.829 --> 00:34:07.650
this story that shows how five colleges in radio.

00:34:08.429 --> 00:34:10.829
So what happened was there was a way you could

00:34:10.829 --> 00:34:13.690
send a reply all to everybody on your LinkedIn

00:34:13.690 --> 00:34:18.570
profile. And this is in 2013. And I sent out

00:34:18.570 --> 00:34:20.909
a reply all message about, hey, is anybody hiring?

00:34:21.369 --> 00:34:24.929
So there was a guy who was doing Seattle radio.

00:34:26.929 --> 00:34:32.190
And he wanted me to help him do a Seattle Mariners

00:34:32.190 --> 00:34:38.829
podcast in 2012. Yeah. and I never ever really

00:34:38.829 --> 00:34:43.190
watched baseball, especially the Mariners. So

00:34:43.190 --> 00:34:45.829
I have this job interview and the whole time

00:34:45.829 --> 00:34:49.530
I'm like, what am I saying? The whole time I'm

00:34:49.530 --> 00:34:51.809
stuttering and he goes, I don't know if radio

00:34:51.809 --> 00:34:55.309
is for you. And look at me now. I'm yelling in

00:34:55.309 --> 00:34:59.050
my apartment in my nice place in St. Petersburg.

00:35:00.730 --> 00:35:08.420
And then it is time for a story. So yesterday,

00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:13.940
as you all know, actually, before I get into

00:35:13.940 --> 00:35:19.260
this segment, I must, I must play some story

00:35:19.260 --> 00:35:25.559
time music. So I worked from 2 p .m. to 7 .30

00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:29.579
p .m. So I said, you know what? I'm going to

00:35:29.579 --> 00:35:32.300
hang out at Carver House on 4th Street for a

00:35:32.300 --> 00:35:40.190
few hours. So I do that very thing. And what

00:35:40.190 --> 00:35:43.070
happens, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:35:43.269 --> 00:35:48.449
is the fact that all of a sudden, there's this

00:35:48.449 --> 00:35:52.530
freaking mutant. There's a mutant that walks

00:35:52.530 --> 00:35:56.010
in. He's wearing one of those vests like he's

00:35:56.010 --> 00:35:57.849
going to be climbing up a pole. But you know

00:35:57.849 --> 00:35:59.889
what I mean, like one of the like vests for like

00:35:59.889 --> 00:36:02.710
people that work outside. But he has his shirt

00:36:02.710 --> 00:36:07.460
off. And he's just bothering everybody at the

00:36:07.460 --> 00:36:12.460
bar. And he goes, I got to leave now. I got to

00:36:12.460 --> 00:36:15.599
go catch a bus to go to Brandon. I'm like, okay.

00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:19.820
See you later, alligator. So now what happens

00:36:19.820 --> 00:36:22.679
is he comes back like 20 minutes later and he's

00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:28.059
like, oh my God, I missed the bus. Can anybody

00:36:28.059 --> 00:36:31.300
drive me to Brandon, Florida? Now, by the way.

00:36:32.110 --> 00:36:36.309
From St. Pete, that's about 45 minutes. And he

00:36:36.309 --> 00:36:38.130
didn't really look like he could provide you

00:36:38.130 --> 00:36:46.570
gas money. So what happened was this. He goes,

00:36:46.610 --> 00:36:50.869
hey, I can call my wife. My wife. That's like

00:36:50.869 --> 00:36:54.829
Borat. I wish she was Borat. He said, I can call

00:36:54.829 --> 00:36:58.369
my wife and figure this out. He says to the bartender,

00:36:58.469 --> 00:37:01.969
the very nice Kayla. He goes, hey, can I use

00:37:01.969 --> 00:37:06.289
your phone? And she goes, no, you know, it's

00:37:06.289 --> 00:37:10.409
charging. Even though she's on it all the time.

00:37:10.429 --> 00:37:11.590
But I know why she didn't want him to have the

00:37:11.590 --> 00:37:13.889
number. And then he's like, does the store have

00:37:13.889 --> 00:37:17.690
a phone? Or do we know anybody that can make

00:37:17.690 --> 00:37:21.889
phones? Or not make phones, but anybody around

00:37:21.889 --> 00:37:25.550
here that can let me use the phone? And I go,

00:37:25.650 --> 00:37:29.789
hey, man. My phone is all messed up. It can only

00:37:29.789 --> 00:37:33.150
talk on speaker. But if you want to use my phone,

00:37:33.210 --> 00:37:36.530
that's fine. And he goes, oh, really? Thank you.

00:37:37.949 --> 00:37:40.610
So he proceeds to call his dirty man in life.

00:37:41.269 --> 00:37:44.070
And he goes, hey, babe. And he says, I'm speaker.

00:37:44.449 --> 00:37:48.969
Can you hear me? She goes, yeah. He goes, because

00:37:48.969 --> 00:37:51.489
I'm on speaker on someone's trashy ass phone.

00:37:52.329 --> 00:37:56.630
Hey, dude, you're a loser. You're asking people

00:37:56.630 --> 00:37:59.650
to use their phone, and then someone graciously

00:37:59.650 --> 00:38:03.789
lets you use their phone in public, and you call

00:38:03.789 --> 00:38:07.710
it a trash -ass phone? No, you're a trash -ass

00:38:07.710 --> 00:38:12.889
person. And he gives me back the phone, and he's

00:38:12.889 --> 00:38:15.849
like, hey, dude, my wife's gonna, my wife, my

00:38:15.849 --> 00:38:18.650
wife is gonna be called back in a few minutes.

00:38:18.949 --> 00:38:22.409
And he calls back, and man, did he get scolded.

00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:30.039
So what happened was he ended up finding a temporary

00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.219
job where he would get a ride back to Brandon.

00:38:32.460 --> 00:38:40.920
And I was like, you know what? I'm never ever

00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:45.980
doing anything nice for anybody ever again. This

00:38:45.980 --> 00:38:49.940
is what I get. People tell me I'm a loud mouth.

00:38:58.699 --> 00:39:02.099
People tell me I need to be nicer in the comic

00:39:02.099 --> 00:39:06.619
community. So I do that. And then I bite you

00:39:06.619 --> 00:39:09.559
in the ass. But then I looked at the freaking

00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:13.139
mutant. And I said, hey, at least I'm not you.

00:39:13.619 --> 00:39:17.820
You loser. You probably think Bubba's a good

00:39:17.820 --> 00:39:19.420
radio host. He is. But you know what I mean.

00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:24.969
All right. It's time for a happy Zimbox. It's

00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:27.530
time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with

00:39:27.530 --> 00:39:32.789
Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. So I had a lot of comments.

00:39:32.809 --> 00:39:38.929
I made a Facebook post about it. Here was my

00:39:38.929 --> 00:39:44.239
comment. I said, so I let this guy at a comic

00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:46.639
bar use my phone, which is three years old and

00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:48.539
beat up, but I refuse to get a new phone because

00:39:48.539 --> 00:39:51.159
why spend money on that? He calls his wife and

00:39:51.159 --> 00:39:53.699
goes, pardon me if I sound weird. I'm using this

00:39:53.699 --> 00:39:56.300
trash -ass phone. And then five minutes later

00:39:56.300 --> 00:39:58.780
goes, yeah, this guy needs a new phone. This

00:39:58.780 --> 00:40:04.719
is what I get for being nice. DJ Corrupted said,

00:40:04.900 --> 00:40:09.420
time for an upgrade. My good homie Paul Roman

00:40:09.420 --> 00:40:14.420
said, rock until the wheels fall off. Jay Clap,

00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:17.760
one of our P1 listeners said, being nice is absolutely

00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:21.960
thankless. But you don't do it for yourself.

00:40:22.340 --> 00:40:25.699
Because in your nature, it is to be a good person.

00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:28.119
Some people will acknowledge it, but it's never

00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:33.980
why you do it. I'm just investing. It's infuriating.

00:40:36.969 --> 00:40:40.429
And then also, we have more messages in my inbox.

00:40:43.309 --> 00:40:47.590
I did a rant saying that the 708 Kava or Kratom

00:40:47.590 --> 00:40:50.329
stuff that got banned, that it's not like the

00:40:50.329 --> 00:40:55.690
Kratom, like Club 13 or Mitra 9, and those should

00:40:55.690 --> 00:40:58.429
not be banned. And Gavin, who is a great Kava

00:40:58.429 --> 00:41:00.650
tender, said, I've been saying this forever.

00:41:01.010 --> 00:41:07.380
Good stuff. And Frank the Kavuji over from O2

00:41:07.380 --> 00:41:11.880
Kava Bar said, good job, bro. And then I did

00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:17.239
that rant about that dirty rotten hag. Now there's

00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:21.980
Tiffany Hennier. And someone said, she moved

00:41:21.980 --> 00:41:26.199
to Georgia with her crookedness. Wake up, Georgia.

00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:30.480
She effed up Chicago. She's a con and a loser.

00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:36.760
And then also, it was the 30th birthday of Steve

00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:41.719
Pulaski, who does mornings in Dubuque. He's a

00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:45.820
good dude. And I tweeted, happy birthday to one

00:41:45.820 --> 00:41:48.219
of the most talented guys in my age group when

00:41:48.219 --> 00:41:52.019
it comes to radio. I have never met Steve Pulaski

00:41:52.019 --> 00:41:54.019
in person, but we grew up listening to the same

00:41:54.019 --> 00:41:58.059
shows. Even though we debate between drugs in

00:41:58.059 --> 00:42:01.340
the morning or Eddie and Jobo as radio geeks.

00:42:02.889 --> 00:42:05.849
And he said, so grateful to call Ryan. I'll be

00:42:05.849 --> 00:42:08.730
your friend. Not only did we drink the same water,

00:42:08.750 --> 00:42:12.730
but he's one of the most talented people rocking

00:42:12.730 --> 00:42:16.829
a microphone today. Can't recommend his work

00:42:16.829 --> 00:42:19.130
enough for people that want a raw. Oh, yeah.

00:42:19.269 --> 00:42:22.710
I like it raw. Authentic P .O .V. I like it raw,

00:42:22.789 --> 00:42:26.929
P .O .V. Thanks, Dave Blaski, a .k .a. Stove.

00:42:27.949 --> 00:42:32.949
So that's what's going on. So Ronnie and Angelina

00:42:32.949 --> 00:42:39.090
were not invited to JWoww's wedding. Millie Bobby

00:42:39.090 --> 00:42:41.650
Brown trying to mend the relationship with her

00:42:41.650 --> 00:42:46.889
Stranger Things customs. TikTok is removing videos

00:42:46.889 --> 00:42:50.309
of people doing the dance making fun of Austin

00:42:50.309 --> 00:42:52.889
Metcalf. If you're doing a dance about a dead

00:42:52.889 --> 00:42:58.309
person, you're a loser. That's the overall theme

00:42:58.309 --> 00:43:02.460
of today. A $AP Rocky said on stage he would

00:43:02.460 --> 00:43:06.539
hook up with fans if he was single. Harvey Weinstein's

00:43:06.539 --> 00:43:09.539
rape case was dismissed or charge was dismissed.

00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.420
The rich and elite get away with everything.

00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:20.980
Let me see here. The road's smallest penis will

00:43:20.980 --> 00:43:27.360
not get surgery because of risks. Donald Trump

00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:34.869
said he'd be a great communist. The Palisades

00:43:34.869 --> 00:43:38.349
fires suspect that the trial ends in a mistrial.

00:43:38.969 --> 00:43:41.889
It's like that scene from Idiocracy. I'm a mistrial,

00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:45.690
my foot up your ass if you don't shut up. I love

00:43:45.690 --> 00:43:48.829
how L .A.'s like, L .A. people in Florida are

00:43:48.829 --> 00:43:52.050
such losers. And then the worst wildfire that

00:43:52.050 --> 00:43:54.130
ever happened, the person that helped start it.

00:43:54.349 --> 00:43:57.650
It's a mistrial. That's why California sucks.

00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:01.900
And the only reason we can't laugh at you fully

00:44:01.900 --> 00:44:05.199
is all your records are private. So we don't

00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:09.559
know what goes on in your state. Phil Mickelson

00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:13.460
allegedly sent penis pictures to Pat Perez's

00:44:13.460 --> 00:44:17.820
wife. He's a dirty. And he's not Pat Perez, but

00:44:17.820 --> 00:44:19.940
Phil Mickelson and his wife's with him for the

00:44:19.940 --> 00:44:25.760
clown. There is this thickest teen named Mei

00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:28.239
Ling. Oh, I would plow her sard. She's a legal

00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:32.079
teen, by the way. And I have to preface it with

00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:38.800
that. Oh, she got fetish. I spanked that booty.

00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:44.980
And here she is talking about why she does it.

00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:47.559
You're using the same doctor, you've used the

00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:49.139
same doctor the first two times, and is that

00:44:49.139 --> 00:44:51.719
the plan for the third? Yeah, same doctor for

00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:54.000
everything. I often wonder when these girls have

00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:57.239
beans and they're sitting on a toilet what it

00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:00.239
looks like. What have they said to you about

00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:04.420
the risk? It would seem to me that the more fat

00:45:04.420 --> 00:45:06.619
you're putting in there, the more risk there

00:45:06.619 --> 00:45:09.920
is of suffering this embolism. Yeah, I mean,

00:45:09.940 --> 00:45:13.019
there's risk with anything. Yeah, I got nice

00:45:13.019 --> 00:45:16.599
boobs, man. That would be just so much fun. Ever

00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:23.059
on top! If I would get a BBL once a year, I'd

00:45:23.059 --> 00:45:25.039
have a higher risk of dying in a car accident.

00:45:26.579 --> 00:45:31.050
Yeah, I don't know. A lot of times, they get

00:45:31.050 --> 00:45:34.050
big, they end up dying. I don't want this hot

00:45:34.050 --> 00:45:37.550
piece of ass to die. This big piece of ass. So

00:45:37.550 --> 00:45:40.530
I really prioritize my recovery, my health. When

00:45:40.530 --> 00:45:44.610
doctors do this, especially, you know, over and

00:45:44.610 --> 00:45:50.730
over and then a third time, do they ever, like,

00:45:50.869 --> 00:45:54.889
require you to speak, say, to a psychologist

00:45:54.889 --> 00:46:01.840
about why you're doing it? And when to put the

00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:04.840
brakes on. Because at a point, putting the brakes

00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:07.440
on would seem to be life or death. At a point,

00:46:07.460 --> 00:46:09.820
whatever that point is. Yeah, I mean, honestly,

00:46:09.940 --> 00:46:13.139
I've talked to a therapist. People might say

00:46:13.139 --> 00:46:14.960
that I'm really insecure about myself. I'm not.

00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:18.889
I love myself. I see this as like customizing

00:46:18.889 --> 00:46:22.929
my character. Let me love y 'all tonight. There'd

00:46:22.929 --> 00:46:25.289
be a lot of clapping if you were doing missionary.

00:46:25.690 --> 00:46:29.570
In a video game, you know, I see it like runway

00:46:29.570 --> 00:46:32.449
models losing weight to look a certain way or

00:46:32.449 --> 00:46:37.289
bodybuilders eating massive amounts of or intaking

00:46:37.289 --> 00:46:39.250
massive amounts of calories in order to. But

00:46:39.250 --> 00:46:41.889
that's actually doing work. You're just getting

00:46:41.889 --> 00:46:48.980
your fat ass. You know, bigger and bigger. Be

00:46:48.980 --> 00:46:51.840
a bodybuilder, you know. There you go. Take his

00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:58.179
pee. Someone didn't get love from their father.

00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:00.579
Well, I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.

00:47:00.579 --> 00:47:14.650
I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. But

00:47:14.650 --> 00:47:17.070
let's be honest here. We need to be grateful

00:47:17.070 --> 00:47:23.030
that Ben Margera is just alive, man. Baby steps

00:47:23.030 --> 00:47:26.849
with him. You can't expect him to change overnight.

00:47:27.510 --> 00:47:32.289
No, you cannot. All right. Here is Steve -O talking

00:47:32.289 --> 00:47:37.489
about Ben Margera. Right here. If this wants

00:47:37.489 --> 00:47:40.570
to load. Not at all that at the very end, you

00:47:40.570 --> 00:47:43.469
guys weren't able to kind of come together. Oh,

00:47:43.469 --> 00:47:45.809
yeah. They were coming together when they ran

00:47:45.809 --> 00:47:49.369
a joint. Burn has figured it out. Yeah, I mean,

00:47:49.369 --> 00:47:55.829
dude, 100%. It was wonderful. Man, Steve was

00:47:55.829 --> 00:48:01.250
really starting to age. That he agreed to be

00:48:01.250 --> 00:48:05.730
featured in this at all. It's wonderful that

00:48:05.730 --> 00:48:10.380
he's evidently... In such a good place. Yeah,

00:48:10.760 --> 00:48:14.760
Steve -O's doing that thing that a lot of douchebags

00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:17.420
do. I'm not saying Steve -O's a douche. I've

00:48:17.420 --> 00:48:19.420
hung out with him. He's a good dude. But where

00:48:19.420 --> 00:48:21.699
he's prophesied by complimenting him, he's going

00:48:21.699 --> 00:48:29.260
to insult him. Clear and healthy. It was so wonderful

00:48:29.260 --> 00:48:31.139
to see his parents last night for them to be

00:48:31.139 --> 00:48:35.639
there. At the movie premiere. And on the Gen

00:48:35.639 --> 00:48:40.550
X radio, God! I know, we're all like watching

00:48:40.550 --> 00:48:45.449
a movie. That's what we got, you know? And all

00:48:45.449 --> 00:48:48.409
we can do is root for him. We never didn't love

00:48:48.409 --> 00:48:52.210
him. Right. We never didn't love him. Something

00:48:52.210 --> 00:48:55.030
that makes a Billy Madison, Bubba the Love Sponge,

00:48:55.269 --> 00:48:58.869
man, get out there. I think we all wish that

00:48:58.869 --> 00:49:02.940
he could recognize what happened. The last time

00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:05.820
around, it was just, hey, we love you. We did

00:49:05.820 --> 00:49:12.619
everything that we could. All right. Steve. Steve,

00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:18.820
now listen to me. Baby, stop. I know you're looking

00:49:18.820 --> 00:49:23.039
for a formal apology, but I'm being alive as

00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:26.920
that. I'm having a hot piece of ass girlfriend

00:49:26.920 --> 00:49:29.820
and taking care of him. Show that we love you

00:49:29.820 --> 00:49:33.860
to try to save you. And, like, he just, like,

00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:39.900
you know, all this. Yeah, Steve -O's wishy -washy.

00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:42.260
Which is probably why he's such good friends

00:49:42.260 --> 00:49:49.139
with Kelta. Because he's wishy -washy. It looks

00:49:49.139 --> 00:49:52.719
like he needs to wash himself anyway. J -Will

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:59.380
discusses why Ronnie. and Savvy Sweetheart were

00:49:59.380 --> 00:50:03.519
not invited to the wedding. I just think it's

00:50:03.519 --> 00:50:09.840
spicy. It's really spicy. Yeah, you know, she

00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:12.480
probably didn't want to be around them. They

00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:14.940
would make it about them and it's her day. Even

00:50:14.940 --> 00:50:16.639
though it was a weird wedding, it was a movie

00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:20.900
premiere. A fake movie premiere. Like I said,

00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:22.940
I wonder how many people were in Knicks outfits

00:50:22.940 --> 00:50:27.699
and not actually dressed up for a wedding. Unless

00:50:27.699 --> 00:50:29.679
they had, like, a dress code. And, like, oh,

00:50:29.699 --> 00:50:33.000
yeah, you need to bring two presents. And do

00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:37.639
you want steak or salmon? I'm cracking myself

00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:41.059
up over here. Man, this show is my therapy. I'm

00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:42.760
starting to feel better. I'm starting to feel

00:50:42.760 --> 00:50:47.099
a lot more alive. All right. Here is J -Will.

00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:53.559
I am only doing this once because it's so infuriating.

00:50:54.280 --> 00:51:00.119
Why is the voice doing that? Why is your voice

00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:04.900
like that? You sound like an egg. What are you

00:51:04.900 --> 00:51:08.719
doing? I love in the comment section, someone

00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:13.099
said she is so haggard. What is with this voice?

00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:18.480
I can't listen to that. You know, J -Law's farts

00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:20.500
just smell like eggs. It's just so annoying.

00:51:24.030 --> 00:51:27.269
So, TMR has a new boyfriend. Good for her. I

00:51:27.269 --> 00:51:32.909
bet he's plowing her. You know what I mean. And

00:51:32.909 --> 00:51:36.650
rapper Twista pleads guilty for not paying income

00:51:36.650 --> 00:51:40.389
taxes for five years. Dude, how much of a freaking

00:51:40.389 --> 00:51:44.929
idiot are you? Are you trying to get away with

00:51:44.929 --> 00:51:48.269
not paying your taxes? Now, if you were an LLC,

00:51:48.309 --> 00:51:52.599
you'd probably get away with it. But you're twist

00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:57.219
up. A very talented but washed up actor. You're

00:51:57.219 --> 00:52:00.619
trying to get caught. Are you out of your mind,

00:52:00.619 --> 00:52:03.420
dude? You were probably thinking you could just

00:52:03.420 --> 00:52:05.980
rap so fast they would have no idea what you're

00:52:05.980 --> 00:52:09.239
talking about. But you can't. You got caught,

00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:12.920
dude. I never get people that cheat the taxes.

00:52:13.159 --> 00:52:19.079
The IRS wins every single time. The IRS never

00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:24.929
doesn't win. It's like that song by, who was

00:52:24.929 --> 00:52:28.610
it? DJ Khaled. All I do is win, win, win. It's

00:52:28.610 --> 00:52:31.489
all the IRS does is win, win, win, no matter

00:52:31.489 --> 00:52:40.730
what. You're not beating them. Idiots. It is

00:52:40.730 --> 00:52:45.929
time for Jelly Roll News. Oh, yeah, we got so

00:52:45.929 --> 00:52:50.440
much. And the roll the jelly roll. It's going

00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:54.460
to be great. All right. Let's get into Jelly

00:52:54.460 --> 00:53:19.719
Roll News. All right. No. on your sleeve talk

00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:22.260
too loud then you won't leave you front like

00:53:22.260 --> 00:53:25.500
charm but it's all talk heavy boots on a tiny

00:53:25.500 --> 00:53:29.119
walk funny exo girl you know he's a late fee

00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:33.659
everywhere you go he takes a space then acts

00:53:33.659 --> 00:53:38.099
surprised says that's just me with those same

00:53:38.099 --> 00:54:06.110
old Jelly Roll Go away Jelly Roll Jelly Roll

00:54:06.110 --> 00:54:09.349
Go away Gold chain flash, deep little grin Same

00:54:09.349 --> 00:54:12.510
old mess you're draggin' in Promise big then

00:54:12.510 --> 00:54:15.730
break it small Always first to blame the wall

00:54:15.730 --> 00:54:19.690
Bunny seen that same old show Tired of the yes

00:54:19.690 --> 00:54:55.900
-man glow Let her breathe. Let her shine. Let

00:54:55.900 --> 00:54:58.679
her have her own damn line. No more dragging

00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:01.960
through the door. No more begging for one more.

00:55:05.219 --> 00:55:14.480
Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll. Oh, yeah. Jelly Roll.

00:55:14.780 --> 00:55:22.559
856 -4900. It's 856 -4900 -46773. You can tweet

00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:27.519
at me at RyanIvyRadio. You can always email me,

00:55:27.619 --> 00:55:31.280
RyanIvyRadio .com. You know what's the most iconic

00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:34.119
part about my cat? Hey, she's sleeping on the

00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:43.920
bed while I'm yelling. Hey, Lana. So there's

00:55:43.920 --> 00:56:08.110
that. 8 -5 -6. It's 8 -5 -6. I have a few rappers

00:56:08.110 --> 00:56:12.070
that are literally in my DMs. Oh yeah. You know,

00:56:12.090 --> 00:56:16.449
everybody wants to play. Oh, bunny. They're like.

00:56:17.289 --> 00:56:19.610
Yo. Bunny XO is revealing some inappropriate

00:56:19.610 --> 00:56:23.070
DMs she received. Oh, yeah. The ex of Jelly Roll

00:56:23.070 --> 00:56:25.469
shared a clip from. You used to show your butt

00:56:25.469 --> 00:56:28.090
on camera. It's not that inappropriate, honey.

00:56:28.389 --> 00:56:30.969
Her dumb blonde podcast. You are a dumb blonde.

00:56:31.210 --> 00:56:34.250
On social media June 25th. In a video, Bunny

00:56:34.250 --> 00:56:36.750
talks about some interesting DMs she's gotten

00:56:36.750 --> 00:56:39.090
since their breakup. Including one from a man

00:56:39.090 --> 00:56:41.130
who says he's about to get out of prison after

00:56:41.130 --> 00:56:45.599
10 years. Oh, yeah. Let me rock. When her podcast

00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:48.400
co -host says the man probably needs some action

00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:55.460
after being in prison for 10 years. Bunny replies.

00:56:57.309 --> 00:57:01.130
what are we talking about all right listen to

00:57:01.130 --> 00:57:04.449
me she just i know she she commented on a tmz

00:57:04.449 --> 00:57:07.670
section and said that oh i was just kidding when

00:57:07.670 --> 00:57:10.550
she says she got out of a 10 -year bid but listen

00:57:10.550 --> 00:57:13.889
you've been a public figure long enough to know

00:57:13.889 --> 00:57:16.829
that you can't just make jokes like that no wonder

00:57:16.829 --> 00:57:19.250
you call yourself a dumb blonde because that's

00:57:19.250 --> 00:57:23.380
what you are Without Jelly Roll making you famous,

00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:26.840
you'd be another OnlyFans girl that'd be forgotten.

00:57:28.099 --> 00:57:33.599
You're a moron. Idiot. Oh, the cackling head.

00:57:33.699 --> 00:57:36.619
Shut up. She follows up that controversial claim

00:57:36.619 --> 00:57:41.860
by saying, I'm going to get a phone call. And

00:57:41.860 --> 00:57:45.079
all her kids ask, shut up. I'm going to get a

00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:47.679
phone call. I don't live it. You're going to

00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:51.650
call me and be like, what the? I'm sorry. What

00:57:51.650 --> 00:57:57.050
an annoying hag. The two officially listed their

00:57:57.050 --> 00:58:00.449
date of separation as May 9th, 2026. You know

00:58:00.449 --> 00:58:04.570
he's probably like nine women, had like three

00:58:04.570 --> 00:58:06.710
different three thumbs, and she's just sitting

00:58:06.710 --> 00:58:10.309
there living in the past. Move on. You got replaced,

00:58:10.469 --> 00:58:16.969
honey. You're very replaceable. Here's a woman

00:58:16.969 --> 00:58:20.349
saying why men with money can get what they want.

00:58:20.449 --> 00:58:23.389
Guys, you might think that a man who has an abundance

00:58:23.389 --> 00:58:27.789
of finances and resources can get any woman that

00:58:27.789 --> 00:58:31.309
he wants, so he's so lucky. Well, listen to this.

00:58:31.349 --> 00:58:37.329
What? Listen to my words. What? I'm so sick of

00:58:37.329 --> 00:58:39.329
them talking about their little book in the bio.

00:58:39.510 --> 00:58:43.539
No one cares. Get to the point. I'm Ken. He probably

00:58:43.539 --> 00:58:47.260
can, but you know what he suffers with? Smodding.

00:58:48.260 --> 00:58:52.440
The thought that that woman might not even like

00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:56.599
him, but what he can provide. I am. When you're

00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:58.840
climaxing in her mouth, I don't think you really

00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.440
care. I don't think that's really on the top

00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:04.639
of your mind. I think other things are on the

00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:11.519
top. Kelsey Monroe, who I've spanked or two before.

00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:17.519
She's a very good performer. She reveals she

00:59:17.519 --> 00:59:19.780
met her baby daddy through an F a fan contest.

00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:23.139
Baby daddy number two was the F a fan. So I built.

00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:27.480
I love watching those clips and the guys can't

00:59:27.480 --> 00:59:31.519
get it. Fan contest. No way. I can't listen to

00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:36.579
this. Editing. It's porn. Who cares? Maybe it's

00:59:36.579 --> 00:59:38.880
because I grew up as an Opie and Anthony kid,

00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:43.179
but I love being outspoken. And I hate when they

00:59:43.179 --> 00:59:46.559
try to censor everything. Yeah, losers. Here

00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:50.000
is people discussing divorce lawyer says the

00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:53.320
bigger the wedding, the bigger the divorce. Can

00:59:53.320 --> 00:59:55.539
you predict someone's divorce by their wedding?

00:59:56.760 --> 01:00:00.260
I believe that sometimes the bigger the wedding,

01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:03.900
the more likely the divorce. That's it. I have

01:00:03.900 --> 01:00:05.860
a person in my family, when I was engaged, they

01:00:05.860 --> 01:00:09.400
were begging me not to get a big one. And they

01:00:09.400 --> 01:00:14.320
were right, because that woman dumped me! And

01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:16.800
I married a preacher's son, and got all religious,

01:00:17.019 --> 01:00:21.000
even though she was all like a Soundgarden listener.

01:00:22.139 --> 01:00:24.280
God, she was good as hell, though. That was a

01:00:24.280 --> 01:00:30.190
good time! The Clutch Sports CEO, Rich Paul,

01:00:30.369 --> 01:00:33.210
says that $200 million is not as much money as

01:00:33.210 --> 01:00:35.949
you think. All these loser athletes just want

01:00:35.949 --> 01:00:40.489
to claim poverty. Here's a dirty, rotten loser.

01:00:41.309 --> 01:00:45.670
Now there's Alex Cooper responding to allegations

01:00:45.670 --> 01:00:48.489
of a toxic work environment. Don't believe everything

01:00:48.489 --> 01:00:51.349
that you read on the internet. Look at your loser

01:00:51.349 --> 01:00:54.460
husband. Of course he is. You're literally called

01:00:54.460 --> 01:00:56.900
the Unwell Network. I think everyone knows that

01:00:56.900 --> 01:00:59.900
at this point. How do you reconcile the empowering

01:00:59.900 --> 01:01:03.380
feminist message of you? Oh, you're such a feminist.

01:01:05.539 --> 01:01:08.900
Giving blowjob tips out here. Oh, yeah. Your

01:01:08.900 --> 01:01:11.679
brand with the allegations that were made in

01:01:11.679 --> 01:01:15.360
Vanity Fair that Unwell actually fosters a toxic

01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:20.039
workforce environment. Great question. I will

01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:24.719
say that my farts move. Building a startup, there's

01:01:24.719 --> 01:01:27.340
so much growth that comes with that. And I am

01:01:27.340 --> 01:01:29.960
extremely proud of what we have built and done

01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:34.219
well. And I will just kind of leave it at don't.

01:01:34.260 --> 01:01:36.820
I don't believe everything you hear. I don't

01:01:36.820 --> 01:01:40.360
believe it. You seem like a bitch. It doesn't

01:01:40.360 --> 01:01:43.400
surprise me. No, I think you're a very talented

01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:47.039
bitch. Play that song for me. Damn, she's a sexy

01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:52.519
bitch. Lil Durk's attorney is saying he's got

01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:55.500
a case that's going to help him, you know. Speaking

01:01:55.500 --> 01:01:59.340
of Lil Durk, here's India Love discussing BBL

01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:03.820
surgery. I know it would probably help having

01:02:03.820 --> 01:02:06.179
the video unmuted. That's another thing, too.

01:02:06.280 --> 01:02:08.300
I don't know. I've been wanting to clear that

01:02:08.300 --> 01:02:13.690
up. I don't give a fuck. I'm grown. And now you're

01:02:13.690 --> 01:02:19.269
what you are. I got ass shots when I was like.

01:02:19.429 --> 01:02:23.150
Oh, yeah. And some shots in the ass from behind.

01:02:23.849 --> 01:02:27.869
What was it, 2018? I don't know. 2018, 2019,

01:02:27.989 --> 01:02:31.650
maybe. What? A couple times. I did it like three

01:02:31.650 --> 01:02:36.550
times. And everybody swears I got a VBO. My mom

01:02:36.550 --> 01:02:38.730
told me, like, first of all, my mom didn't know

01:02:38.730 --> 01:02:41.329
for a very long time. I didn't tell nobody for

01:02:41.329 --> 01:02:49.719
a very long time. With the mouth hugs. I can't

01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:54.460
listen to this. Man. I love how Lil Derk thinks

01:02:54.460 --> 01:02:59.860
she's waiting for him. She's not dead. Prosecutors

01:02:59.860 --> 01:03:04.460
say Pooh Shiesty is too dangerous to be released.

01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:09.639
I love hearing the Caucasian woman say it like

01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:12.900
that. Pooh Shiesty. Simply too dangerous to be

01:03:12.900 --> 01:03:16.420
out on bond. The rapper's real name is Lontrell

01:03:16.420 --> 01:03:19.460
Williams Jr. I'd call myself Pooh Shitey, too,

01:03:19.579 --> 01:03:21.719
if that was my name. Because you're a loser!

01:03:23.639 --> 01:03:26.179
He's asking to be released on bond ahead of his

01:03:26.179 --> 01:03:30.079
trial. Alright, good luck with that. Throw it

01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:35.460
all away! You were making songs hanging out with

01:03:35.460 --> 01:03:38.800
Jack Harlow. Now you're in prison, dead! Hope

01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:42.559
it was worth it. Here's Ricky smiling. Talking

01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:46.199
about Oprah. This is my opinion, and I think

01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:52.340
I probably speak for 90 % of black America. Got

01:03:52.340 --> 01:04:02.119
it. Winfrey is a hag. I was talking about something

01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:05.019
that happened on the set of her show. During

01:04:05.019 --> 01:04:07.239
the taping of the Oprah Winfrey show. Got it.

01:04:07.239 --> 01:04:09.280
Where Oprah said that Whitney Houston was so

01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:15.070
high that she fell. And she said that she begged

01:04:15.070 --> 01:04:17.809
everybody not to report it or offend. And then

01:04:17.809 --> 01:04:22.110
that dirty, rotten loser. That Ozempic -taken,

01:04:22.230 --> 01:04:24.929
licking -gill -king -in -the -lower -region loser

01:04:24.929 --> 01:04:27.969
that talked about it. You're a bitch. I'm going

01:04:27.969 --> 01:04:30.670
to video that and put that out. This, that, and

01:04:30.670 --> 01:04:36.469
the other. And Pat Brown. Can we get Oprah to

01:04:36.469 --> 01:04:39.199
talk about her time? It's the heart of your mind,

01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:43.179
Steve. If I'm not mistaken, not Pat Brown, Pat

01:04:43.179 --> 01:04:47.960
Houston, if I'm not mistaken, which is Whitney

01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:58.360
Houston's sister, responded. And, you know, and

01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:05.360
said that it was dark and she fell. And I have

01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:10.280
to say, That whether you believe Pat Houston

01:05:10.280 --> 01:05:14.639
or whether you believe Oprah. I believe Pat over

01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:20.199
Oprah, the dirty rotten hag. This is me. All

01:05:20.199 --> 01:05:27.860
right. There's Ricky Smiley. Ricky Smiley. What

01:05:27.860 --> 01:05:30.000
do we have here? This headline is very weird.

01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:32.920
Woman expected just a sandwich when she went

01:05:32.920 --> 01:05:36.000
to Arby's, but instead allegedly left with herpes.

01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:39.989
Oh yeah! jennica church rolled up to an arby's

01:05:39.989 --> 01:05:42.869
drive -thru in oklahoma and placed an order after

01:05:42.869 --> 01:05:44.849
eating the food though she claimed she started

01:05:44.849 --> 01:05:49.190
getting flare -ups around her mouth she licked

01:05:49.190 --> 01:05:52.309
the wrong lips so she went to a doctor who gave

01:05:52.309 --> 01:05:54.769
her an std test and then confirmed that she had

01:05:54.769 --> 01:05:57.670
herpes so it wasn't from the nine guys you planned

01:05:57.670 --> 01:06:01.150
she blames ex -arby's employee amanda hendricks

01:06:01.150 --> 01:06:03.510
church claims that hendricks intent licked her

01:06:03.510 --> 01:06:05.610
down under intentionally and deliberately spit

01:06:05.610 --> 01:06:07.880
on the meat or sandwich while experiencing and

01:06:07.880 --> 01:06:10.079
active herpes outbreak. All right, there you

01:06:10.079 --> 01:06:18.320
go. That is so classless. I love this clip. Clavicula

01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:23.820
is in France and quickly learning that women

01:06:23.820 --> 01:06:26.460
don't like him over there. And he did a stream

01:06:26.460 --> 01:06:29.719
after getting denied by women over there. And

01:06:29.719 --> 01:06:34.079
he gets denied here after calling him out. The

01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:49.659
nightclub there is the best. She said, I hope

01:06:49.659 --> 01:06:57.059
you have a really good night. Man, French women

01:06:57.059 --> 01:07:00.159
are annoying. Shut up! You think Wemby's a good

01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:03.860
basketball player? Yeah, nine! And I'm annoying

01:07:03.860 --> 01:07:05.539
too, so we can have babies. Even though I got

01:07:05.539 --> 01:07:10.320
a vasectomy. Here's Monique, who's been a previous

01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:16.019
critiquer of Oprah, talking about Oprah. The

01:07:16.019 --> 01:07:18.159
secret conversation you have had on the side

01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:20.119
with somebody in the industry that you have never

01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:22.719
told, but it will make an impact on the industry.

01:07:22.960 --> 01:07:25.880
It will shake the table. Oh, my goodness. Oh,

01:07:25.880 --> 01:07:28.539
my goodness. That's a good question. Babe, if

01:07:28.539 --> 01:07:30.500
I tell you I had the secret conversation, we're

01:07:30.500 --> 01:07:32.599
just going to shake the table. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

01:07:32.619 --> 01:07:39.489
Seriously. Yeah. Jesse Jackson. Okay. That's

01:07:39.489 --> 01:07:43.829
it. There you go. What do we got here? Here's

01:07:43.829 --> 01:07:45.829
Kelsey Grammer talking about hanging out with

01:07:45.829 --> 01:07:49.349
the president. A deadbeat dad with another deadbeat

01:07:49.349 --> 01:07:54.369
dad. What a surprise. I'm so surprised. Kelsey

01:07:54.369 --> 01:07:57.530
Grammer on Capitol Hill. What's going on, man?

01:07:57.769 --> 01:07:59.050
Nothing, actually. We're really here for the

01:07:59.050 --> 01:08:02.210
premiere of the new movie. So it's two overprivileged

01:08:02.210 --> 01:08:06.079
white dudes hanging out. What island did you

01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:09.719
visit this time? Washington. Frazier never went

01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:12.139
to Harman Kardon. And we're taking in some size

01:08:12.139 --> 01:08:14.500
ball characters I love from DC. So you just were

01:08:14.500 --> 01:08:17.060
going through the capital, like going on a tour

01:08:17.060 --> 01:08:19.340
like any other tourist? Well, maybe not like

01:08:19.340 --> 01:08:21.779
any other tourist, but yeah, very close. Yeah,

01:08:21.800 --> 01:08:25.359
not like any other tourist. I'm above you. Shut

01:08:25.359 --> 01:08:29.340
up. Your sitcom sucks. Okay. Saw some of the

01:08:29.340 --> 01:08:31.579
things that were important to most. And that

01:08:31.579 --> 01:08:33.420
sitcom in the first episode, they didn't even

01:08:33.420 --> 01:08:38.380
have the mic pointing in his direction. Here's

01:08:38.380 --> 01:08:40.380
a weird headline. Maryland woman's Taco Bell

01:08:40.380 --> 01:08:42.560
order allegedly came with a side of chaos. According

01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:44.640
to the Queen Anne's County Sheriff's Office,

01:08:44.699 --> 01:08:47.319
30 -year -old Ashley Andrews became angry over

01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:50.180
how long it was taking to get her food. She was

01:08:50.180 --> 01:08:54.619
so ready to have that massive fart. You have

01:08:54.619 --> 01:08:59.199
to have a Taco Bell. Taco Bell in Chester, Maryland

01:08:59.199 --> 01:09:01.939
on June 18th. Deputies say she challenged employees

01:09:01.939 --> 01:09:04.960
to meet her outside. Gosh, we're outside. How

01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:08.979
about that? Let's have a farting contest. Allegedly

01:09:08.979 --> 01:09:11.800
lifted her shirt to reveal a handgun and placed

01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:13.859
her hand on the weapons grip while continuing

01:09:13.859 --> 01:09:16.960
to argue with workers. All right, so Baltimore,

01:09:17.319 --> 01:09:23.180
Maryland. I don't know what's going on with this

01:09:23.180 --> 01:09:56.720
around, man. We're losing our mind. By the way.

01:09:57.409 --> 01:09:59.850
Alexa, what's the weather for St. Pete today?

01:10:00.750 --> 01:10:03.590
In St. Petersburg it's 90 degrees Fahrenheit

01:10:03.590 --> 01:10:06.949
with mostly cloudy skies. Today you can look

01:10:06.949 --> 01:10:09.289
for some sun and thunderstorms with a high of

01:10:09.289 --> 01:10:12.909
93 degrees and a low of 81 degrees. Yeah, I'm

01:10:12.909 --> 01:10:14.310
recording from home and I want to make sure my

01:10:14.310 --> 01:10:17.069
power doesn't go out. I need a few minutes. I'm

01:10:17.069 --> 01:10:19.369
not sure what I believe right now. I was just

01:10:19.369 --> 01:10:22.770
told on the phone that don't be surprised if

01:10:22.770 --> 01:10:25.710
this is just a fake thing and that they want

01:10:25.710 --> 01:10:28.850
to fake out the media. Kane Brown, he had to

01:10:28.850 --> 01:10:32.130
cancel a performance. His ear required 23 stitches.

01:10:32.529 --> 01:10:34.569
What happened? He got hit in the head by a golf

01:10:34.569 --> 01:10:36.829
ball. He was right off to the side when someone

01:10:36.829 --> 01:10:39.550
was hitting. Is there a legal claim or is this

01:10:39.550 --> 01:10:41.670
just assumption or risk? Things happen in life.

01:10:41.710 --> 01:10:43.689
You don't always have to sue. I don't know what

01:10:43.689 --> 01:10:45.449
would have to happen to me for me to actually

01:10:45.449 --> 01:10:48.189
file paperwork. Wrongfully terminated. Oh, yeah.

01:10:48.470 --> 01:10:54.789
Oh, yeah. So JWoww got married. Happy birthday.

01:10:55.710 --> 01:10:58.470
Surprise wedding. Not all of the Jersey Shore

01:10:58.470 --> 01:11:00.989
cast was invited. All right, we already heard

01:11:00.989 --> 01:11:05.130
that. You know what I mean? You know what I mean,

01:11:05.170 --> 01:11:11.140
Jelly Bean? Happy hot topic. God, I'm here. Ah,

01:11:11.140 --> 01:11:15.159
geez. I have some devastating news to share from

01:11:15.159 --> 01:11:17.899
our Watch What Happens Live family, and this

01:11:17.899 --> 01:11:20.319
is hard for me to get through, but... Andy Cohen

01:11:20.319 --> 01:11:22.960
fighting back tears as he mourns the death of

01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:25.800
a young Watch What Happens Live producer. I wouldn't

01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:28.199
have imagined this. On Tuesday night, our beloved

01:11:28.199 --> 01:11:31.579
former production manager, Kira Sampson, passed

01:11:31.579 --> 01:11:36.180
away from brain cancer. She was only 28. Makes

01:11:36.180 --> 01:11:40.140
you really think about how short life is. During

01:11:40.140 --> 01:11:44.199
her four wonderful years with us, Kira was known

01:11:44.199 --> 01:11:48.579
for her sweet smile and gentle demeanor. Listen,

01:11:48.699 --> 01:11:53.180
I used to like Howard Stern, but the way he treated

01:11:53.180 --> 01:11:57.079
Scott the Engineer was no good. But then you

01:11:57.079 --> 01:11:59.659
see the way Andy Cohen treats people, and you

01:11:59.659 --> 01:12:02.819
really like his body, right? But she could also

01:12:02.819 --> 01:12:06.390
be a small but mighty enforcer. Hell yeah, I

01:12:06.390 --> 01:12:08.010
mean, she could be kind of a bitch, but man,

01:12:08.029 --> 01:12:11.989
well. Mm -hmm. All right. What do we got right

01:12:11.989 --> 01:12:16.850
here? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Zoe Kravitz is showing

01:12:16.850 --> 01:12:19.369
off her engagement ring. The actress and singer

01:12:19.369 --> 01:12:21.930
Harry Styles are engaged to be married, and on

01:12:21.930 --> 01:12:24.510
June 24th, she stepped out at jeweler Jessica

01:12:24.510 --> 01:12:27.149
McCormick's cocktail event in London, giving

01:12:27.149 --> 01:12:30.470
the public a closer look at her ring. Oh, yeah,

01:12:30.470 --> 01:12:33.689
you know, Harry's plowing it. Mm -hmm. Whoa!

01:12:36.449 --> 01:12:40.529
I actually had a friend who was on DCC at the

01:12:40.529 --> 01:12:43.069
time. This is, I'm talking about the Dallas cheerleaders

01:12:43.069 --> 01:12:46.210
documentary. It's just the girl talking about

01:12:46.210 --> 01:12:48.329
the retirement. Yeah, we all know they were paid

01:12:48.329 --> 01:12:52.569
like 20K, whatever. She's hilarious. I think

01:12:52.569 --> 01:12:54.909
she's becoming more and more like me every day.

01:12:55.189 --> 01:12:58.449
Millie Bobby Brown's baby girl is already following

01:12:58.449 --> 01:13:01.869
in her footsteps. The Enola Holmes three -star

01:13:01.869 --> 01:13:04.470
shared rare insight into her motherhood experience

01:13:04.470 --> 01:13:08.010
while joining the Today Show on June 25th, telling

01:13:08.010 --> 01:13:10.289
hosts Savannah Guthrie and Willie Geist that

01:13:10.289 --> 01:13:12.689
her and husband Jake Bon Jovi's daughter has

01:13:12.689 --> 01:13:15.430
taken on at least one trait of her famous mom.

01:13:15.529 --> 01:13:19.250
Oh, yeah! So far. Oh, my gosh. She's going to

01:13:19.250 --> 01:13:24.130
be a future nepo baby. Amazing. As you know,

01:13:24.310 --> 01:13:28.760
like, it's just the best joy ever. Ever. So there's

01:13:28.760 --> 01:13:32.979
that clip right there. And then there's this

01:13:32.979 --> 01:13:36.770
right here. Millie Bobby Brown is sharing insight

01:13:36.770 --> 01:13:39.630
into her thrilling relationship with Tom Cruise.

01:13:39.789 --> 01:13:42.729
During a live conversation on the Happy Sad Confused

01:13:42.729 --> 01:13:45.970
podcast on June 24th, the actress opens up about

01:13:45.970 --> 01:13:48.449
how she began doing her own stunts in her acting

01:13:48.449 --> 01:13:50.829
roles, giving credit to her, quote, dear friend

01:13:50.829 --> 01:13:53.869
Tom for inspiring her. Describing herself as

01:13:53.869 --> 01:13:56.090
the, quote, female Tom Cruise, as she's been

01:13:56.090 --> 01:13:58.949
doing her own stunts since 2024, Millie says

01:13:58.949 --> 01:14:01.350
about the Top Gun actor, quote, he's a wonderful

01:14:01.350 --> 01:14:03.930
man and I'm very lucky to call him a friend.

01:14:04.430 --> 01:14:06.970
Yeah, you seem like you like weirdos around you

01:14:06.970 --> 01:14:09.670
too much like this. Millie Bobby Brown and David

01:14:09.670 --> 01:14:12.510
Harbour are set to reunite in an upcoming spy

01:14:12.510 --> 01:14:15.329
drama series, according to a press release obtained

01:14:15.329 --> 01:14:19.029
by E! News. It's going to be so weird seeing

01:14:19.029 --> 01:14:22.310
her all grown up, not doing stranger things.

01:14:22.989 --> 01:14:25.670
The Things Alums will both star in and executive

01:14:25.670 --> 01:14:28.329
produce the series. So that's going to be good.

01:14:28.569 --> 01:14:31.090
I don't like David Harbour. He seems like a twat.

01:14:31.250 --> 01:14:35.279
The absolute worst. I like this guy. Tom Sandoval's

01:14:35.279 --> 01:14:38.000
shocking allegations of domestic violence. E

01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:41.479
.T. has obtained this bloody evidence and surveillance

01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:43.960
video appearing to show the former Vanderpump

01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:46.479
Rules star pushing his ex -girlfriend's father

01:14:46.479 --> 01:14:51.340
into a lit fire pit. Loser! You make all men

01:14:51.340 --> 01:14:58.199
look bad, you twat! And there's this right here.

01:14:58.420 --> 01:15:02.260
Ah, jeez. Amal Clooney is opening up about her

01:15:02.260 --> 01:15:05.079
life in this spotlight. Every time I see the

01:15:05.079 --> 01:15:07.579
name Amal, I think it starts with A -N. I get

01:15:07.579 --> 01:15:12.260
confused. And here she is talking about how George

01:15:12.260 --> 01:15:16.539
Clooney changed her life. I bet he did. During

01:15:16.539 --> 01:15:19.180
a Cartier Speaks event in Bangkok, the human

01:15:19.180 --> 01:15:21.520
rights lawyer reflects on how some of her worries.

01:15:21.680 --> 01:15:24.060
Such a hot piece of ass. About living in the

01:15:24.060 --> 01:15:26.359
public eye upon marrying husband George Clooney

01:15:26.359 --> 01:15:31.600
in 2017. That was nice. I've changed nearly a

01:15:31.600 --> 01:15:34.539
decade later. She says her people makes me feel

01:15:34.539 --> 01:15:37.859
ill thinking 2017 was a decade ago. I used to

01:15:37.859 --> 01:15:40.380
have my work life and my personal life and they

01:15:40.380 --> 01:15:43.000
could look quite different and then I got married

01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:47.159
and that changed quite a lot. I bet it did when

01:15:47.159 --> 01:15:48.899
you married the richest guy ever or most famous

01:15:48.899 --> 01:15:54.300
actor or whatever. Today on TMZ we got video

01:15:54.300 --> 01:15:57.750
of of this calamity at Disneyland, where a kid

01:15:57.750 --> 01:16:01.630
is just hurling down a mountain. This kid. Oh,

01:16:01.630 --> 01:16:05.329
jeez. It just tumbles down 50 feet. What happened

01:16:05.329 --> 01:16:07.430
to him? He was sent to the hospital, but he was

01:16:07.430 --> 01:16:08.909
released pretty much almost immediately. Whoa.

01:16:09.170 --> 01:16:11.010
Did he go to like Mickey and Minnie's doctor,

01:16:11.189 --> 01:16:14.069
or did he go to like a real physician? Oh, you

01:16:14.069 --> 01:16:19.270
need an MRI. 49ers tight end George Kittle opened

01:16:19.270 --> 01:16:22.659
up about Taylor Swift. Secret wedding. I'll be

01:16:22.659 --> 01:16:24.260
there. We're excited. I'm half expecting there

01:16:24.260 --> 01:16:25.880
to just be a jumbo jet on a runway and they put

01:16:25.880 --> 01:16:29.439
us on a plane somewhere. What I want to know

01:16:29.439 --> 01:16:32.880
is, July 3rd, where are they supposed to meet?

01:16:33.119 --> 01:16:34.960
You'll get a text and it tells you where to go.

01:16:35.100 --> 01:16:37.619
What if they actually say to Blake Lively, we're

01:16:37.619 --> 01:16:39.579
inviting you, but we're going to tell you at

01:16:39.579 --> 01:16:41.479
the last minute, and they give her the wrong

01:16:41.479 --> 01:16:46.779
address? Brooke Snader, filming for Baywatch.

01:16:47.390 --> 01:16:49.789
And we ask her about the biggest. That's going

01:16:49.789 --> 01:16:52.829
to be a horrible thing. Story of the year. The

01:16:52.829 --> 01:16:56.069
DC. I don't care about freaking whatever. What's

01:16:56.069 --> 01:16:59.029
going on here? Next up, Elizabeth Banks. The

01:16:59.029 --> 01:17:01.170
actress is heading back to school for her next

01:17:01.170 --> 01:17:07.229
role. Here's a hint. Magic school bus. Seatbelts,

01:17:07.229 --> 01:17:10.170
everyone. Please let this be a normal field trip.

01:17:10.449 --> 01:17:14.569
Oh, my God. Is it 2010 and I'm in second grade?

01:17:14.810 --> 01:17:19.159
Three. Mm -hmm. Loved it. Banks will take a ride

01:17:19.159 --> 01:17:21.300
on the Magic School Bus, stepping into the shoes

01:17:21.300 --> 01:17:25.020
of the eccentric... Ah, man. A live -action Magic

01:17:25.020 --> 01:17:27.979
School Bus is not it. What do I know? Mm -hmm.

01:17:29.229 --> 01:17:32.229
A judge has declared a mistrial in the case against

01:17:32.229 --> 01:17:34.550
a former Uber driver accused of sparking the

01:17:34.550 --> 01:17:36.869
most destructive fire in Los Angeles history.

01:17:37.149 --> 01:17:42.029
And listen, I never want to hear California talk

01:17:42.029 --> 01:17:45.229
smack about Florida where I reside. You losers

01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:48.060
let this guy get a mistrial. Jurors said they

01:17:48.060 --> 01:17:50.920
were deadlocked on all three felony counts. Here's

01:17:50.920 --> 01:17:53.020
the problem with the juror thing. You got to

01:17:53.020 --> 01:17:54.979
get jurors that don't know things because they're

01:17:54.979 --> 01:17:58.840
stupid. We all know this guy's guilty. Let's

01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:00.880
get right out to KTLA's Rachel Minotau from downtown

01:18:00.880 --> 01:18:05.720
LA with more. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Sam. Hi, John.

01:18:05.800 --> 01:18:08.060
That's right. The jury was deadlocked with 10

01:18:08.060 --> 01:18:11.300
voting to acquit, two voting to convict, and

01:18:11.300 --> 01:18:14.340
the judge ultimately declared a mistrial. Man,

01:18:14.579 --> 01:18:18.100
California's rich. Really messed up. After determining

01:18:18.100 --> 01:18:20.899
the jury was at an impasse and further deliberation

01:18:20.899 --> 01:18:24.819
was not going to change the outcome. Jonathan

01:18:24.819 --> 01:18:29.100
Rinderknecht was noticeably Loser! Relieved,

01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:32.420
seen wiping away tears or sweat. Pussy! When

01:18:32.420 --> 01:18:34.800
a federal judge declared a mistrial in his arson

01:18:34.800 --> 01:18:37.819
case. He's the former Uber driver accused of

01:18:37.819 --> 01:18:41.119
starting the January 1st, 2025 Lockman fire.

01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:43.180
You know what? Let this guy sleep over in one

01:18:43.180 --> 01:18:45.939
of the jurors house. See how that ends, you loser.

01:18:46.729 --> 01:18:49.170
which prosecutors allege reignited and started

01:18:49.170 --> 01:18:52.510
the devastating Palisades fire. One juror told

01:18:52.510 --> 01:18:55.050
reporters she didn't feel the prosecution proved

01:18:55.050 --> 01:18:57.550
the defendant's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

01:18:57.750 --> 01:19:01.489
Let's hear from this dirty rotten hag. If there

01:19:01.489 --> 01:19:02.930
was enough proof, I'm not going to put somebody

01:19:02.930 --> 01:19:05.329
down for that entire thing. A lot happened there.

01:19:06.550 --> 01:19:10.149
You're an idiot! You probably think Gavin Newsom's

01:19:10.149 --> 01:19:16.350
a good governor, but you're stupid! Travis Scott

01:19:16.350 --> 01:19:19.369
turns the World Cup into a family function. The

01:19:19.369 --> 01:19:22.050
rapper enjoys a rare public outing with his two

01:19:22.050 --> 01:19:24.930
kids, whom he shares with ex -Kylie Jenner, 8

01:19:24.930 --> 01:19:26.829
-year -old daughter Stormi, and 4 -year -old

01:19:26.829 --> 01:19:29.930
son Air during a 2026... Ah, so you don't have

01:19:29.930 --> 01:19:35.310
to do the World Cup. Water! 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's

01:19:35.310 --> 01:19:39.710
856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -49 -HOPPY. You can

01:19:39.710 --> 01:19:42.720
tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. All right, it's

01:19:42.720 --> 01:19:45.439
time for Kelly Ripa's hot piece of ass news.

01:19:45.680 --> 01:20:11.369
Mm -hmm. Right? Now. Yeah, yeah. Happy hour,

01:20:11.390 --> 01:20:15.409
baby. Happy, happy hour. Peace. Stand up. Worldwide.

01:20:15.449 --> 01:20:19.810
Worldwide. Tap in. Uh, uh. Six, nine. Host in

01:20:19.810 --> 01:20:22.689
the booth, ducking dope frames. Happy hour, talking

01:20:22.689 --> 01:20:25.890
raw, say the whole thing. Six dicks, damn ticks

01:20:25.890 --> 01:20:28.770
in the bowl games. Name ringing from the bird

01:20:28.770 --> 01:20:31.590
to the whole plane. Late night. Luna on his lap

01:20:31.590 --> 01:20:33.970
while the phones ring. Throwback tracks. Make

01:20:33.970 --> 01:20:36.609
your first crush phone ping. Celebrity got you,

01:20:36.630 --> 01:20:39.270
got the tea, let it all sting. National show

01:20:39.270 --> 01:21:05.880
out of the bay with We'll be right back. What

01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:08.699
you think of daytime? She laugh, she loud, but

01:21:08.699 --> 01:21:11.199
I still hear playtime. Chat room crazy, every

01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:14.840
caller got a tape. One say queen, next say she

01:21:14.840 --> 01:21:17.539
fake. She like vote true, that's the twist, keep

01:21:17.539 --> 01:21:20.859
it out. Talk too much, but her body still flawless.

01:21:21.140 --> 01:21:23.659
From the couch talk segments to the red carpet

01:21:23.659 --> 01:21:26.140
room. She a headache, but she walking like Rome.

01:21:26.220 --> 01:21:28.319
But if that how we, how we, how we feel, say

01:21:28.319 --> 01:21:31.479
what we think. Turn the dial up, baby, don't

01:21:31.479 --> 01:21:34.579
blink. Kelly Ripper is annoying, but I, I cool,

01:21:34.699 --> 01:21:37.239
girl. Talk snake still and make that you pursue

01:21:37.239 --> 01:21:40.699
us. Yeah, we wild on the mind. Don't sue us.

01:21:41.180 --> 01:21:43.880
Worldwide, but we still saying loose. Kelly Ripper

01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:47.260
is annoying, but I, I do. Kelly Ripper is annoying,

01:21:47.460 --> 01:21:52.420
but I, I do. Kelly's extra. Kelly's fine. And

01:21:52.420 --> 01:21:55.939
on my head. Still on my mind. Love her. Roast

01:21:55.939 --> 01:22:00.140
her. All at once. Happy say. That's just fine.

01:22:00.380 --> 01:22:02.720
Is that happy? I'll be out of your day, but we

01:22:02.720 --> 01:22:28.380
ain't. Turn the dial up. Oh, yeah. Let's get

01:22:28.380 --> 01:22:33.859
into it right now. Happy Hot Topic. Hi, Jason.

01:22:35.430 --> 01:22:38.210
Clay Aiken is speaking out on what he calls a

01:22:38.210 --> 01:22:43.270
huge blow up with Kelly Ripa. The American Idol

01:22:43.270 --> 01:22:45.670
alum spoke out about the difficult interaction

01:22:45.670 --> 01:22:48.069
he had with Kelly while filling in for Regis

01:22:48.069 --> 01:22:51.350
Philbin on a 2006 episode of Live with Regis

01:22:51.350 --> 01:22:53.630
and Kelly, calling the aftermath of the tense

01:22:53.630 --> 01:22:56.770
moment, quote, the most catastrophic week of

01:22:56.770 --> 01:22:58.770
his life. That was the dumbest thing you could

01:22:58.770 --> 01:23:01.659
have done, dude. During the episode, Clay had

01:23:01.659 --> 01:23:04.100
placed his hand over Kelly's mouth during an

01:23:04.100 --> 01:23:06.359
interview in an attempt to playfully give their

01:23:06.359 --> 01:23:08.760
guests a moment to answer a question, which Kelly

01:23:08.760 --> 01:23:11.539
was not very happy with. And despite it being

01:23:11.539 --> 01:23:14.180
20 years since the interaction, Clay has very

01:23:14.180 --> 01:23:16.819
clear memories about the incident. The 47 -year

01:23:16.819 --> 01:23:19.079
-old explained on the June 24th episode of the

01:23:19.079 --> 01:23:21.829
Hollywood Raw podcast. I'm on the show because

01:23:21.829 --> 01:23:24.130
I wanted to show them I could handle this myself.

01:23:24.409 --> 01:23:26.729
I could do something. And I wasn't getting to

01:23:26.729 --> 01:23:29.010
talk. Like, there were cue cards. They had my

01:23:29.010 --> 01:23:31.630
name on them. So I tried to be funny, and I did

01:23:31.630 --> 01:23:39.149
what I did. That was stupid. All right. It's

01:23:39.149 --> 01:23:43.329
time for a car, a dash in. I need! Right now.

01:23:44.850 --> 01:24:50.060
Oh, jeez. We'll be right back. All right. Just

01:24:50.060 --> 01:24:52.560
two months after two former housekeepers sued

01:24:52.560 --> 01:24:55.000
Kylie Jenner for alleged discrimination, the

01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:57.619
reality star is facing more legal troubles, this

01:24:57.619 --> 01:25:00.899
time over allegations of a hostile work environment.

01:25:01.100 --> 01:25:03.579
According to court documents obtained by E! News

01:25:03.579 --> 01:25:06.859
June 26, Kylie's former personal chef... Of course

01:25:06.859 --> 01:25:10.130
she is! Look at her! She's the worst. Filed a

01:25:10.130 --> 01:25:12.890
lawsuit accusing Kylie and members of her staff

01:25:12.890 --> 01:25:15.989
of pregnancy discrimination. All right, so she's

01:25:15.989 --> 01:25:19.409
in a lot of trouble. All right, it's time for

01:25:19.409 --> 01:25:37.850
our Britney Spears news. Big Mike, big rating.

01:25:38.149 --> 01:25:41.210
Talk wild about sex, love dating. St. Pete's

01:25:41.210 --> 01:25:44.130
sun signal hit the equator. Local boy talk like

01:25:44.130 --> 01:25:47.170
a glowing narrator. Lame Luna on the grave, she

01:25:47.170 --> 01:25:49.949
a queen. Her on the board, her on the screen.

01:25:50.109 --> 01:25:52.770
Freeze is free, y 'all fell for the plan. Whole

01:25:52.770 --> 01:25:55.829
thing spun by the soups, not the bands. Britney

01:25:55.829 --> 01:25:59.449
loses, that crap crazy. Y 'all got played and

01:25:59.449 --> 01:26:01.869
the story got hazy. They sold you a strip, y

01:26:01.869 --> 01:26:04.329
'all caught it. But the cash came first, she

01:26:04.329 --> 01:26:22.989
just gave them a lot. Britney All eyes were on

01:26:22.989 --> 01:26:26.050
Sean Preston and Jaden James Federline as Britney

01:26:26.050 --> 01:26:28.989
Spears' sons strut their stuff on the runway.

01:26:30.380 --> 01:26:32.960
Proving they were born with that star power just

01:26:32.960 --> 01:26:35.000
Alright so they're on the Paris runway There

01:26:35.000 --> 01:26:40.680
they freaking go Alright It's time for a side

01:26:40.680 --> 01:26:43.859
chick news The weather's kind of sketchy outside

01:26:43.859 --> 01:26:45.659
So I'm trying to speed this up so I don't lose

01:26:45.659 --> 01:26:52.659
power Turn it up Oh no I shouldn't say it out

01:26:52.659 --> 01:27:00.029
loud It's happy hour kind of happy baby Side

01:27:00.029 --> 01:27:06.550
chick news. We talking mess here today. Mic check.

01:27:06.869 --> 01:27:09.590
Welcome to the circus. Riding in the booth, cutting

01:27:09.590 --> 01:27:11.689
straight through the surface. Call it like I

01:27:11.689 --> 01:27:14.329
see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click

01:27:14.329 --> 01:27:16.829
the T, now you get the whole thermos. The libs

01:27:16.829 --> 01:27:19.229
playing games, acting like they saints. Got a

01:27:19.229 --> 01:27:21.550
whole spouse home, still sliding to the dates.

01:27:37.030 --> 01:28:02.810
We'll be right back. All right. I know. Happy

01:28:02.810 --> 01:28:07.909
Hot Topic. Oh, jeez. Here we go. We're going

01:28:07.909 --> 01:28:11.329
to talk about all the stuff going on in the world.

01:28:11.529 --> 01:28:13.029
Oh, it's going to be so good. We're going to

01:28:13.029 --> 01:28:18.470
be laughing, romancing, dancing. All right. I

01:28:18.470 --> 01:28:22.050
know. I should probably do that thing where I

01:28:22.050 --> 01:28:27.979
unmute you, Deb. Ariana Grande is spending time

01:28:27.979 --> 01:28:32.460
with an old flame. That's when she realizes she's

01:28:32.460 --> 01:28:35.859
ran out of guys to hang out with because everyone

01:28:35.859 --> 01:28:39.689
knows she's a side chick. So she's got to go

01:28:39.689 --> 01:28:42.270
to bed. She's got to go to old flames because

01:28:42.270 --> 01:28:45.109
she's at bed. The Wicked Star was joined by her

01:28:45.109 --> 01:28:47.670
ex -boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez, during a group

01:28:47.670 --> 01:28:51.010
lunch at Danada Cantina in Austin, Texas. Oh,

01:28:51.050 --> 01:28:54.510
yeah, you know they banged. June 25th. As seen

01:28:54.510 --> 01:28:57.050
in photos circulating on social media, Grande

01:28:57.050 --> 01:28:59.170
wore a black T -shirt from her ongoing Eternal

01:28:59.170 --> 01:29:01.729
Sunshine tour while seated at a table across

01:29:01.729 --> 01:29:04.250
from Alvarez, who donned a tee that showed off

01:29:04.250 --> 01:29:07.140
his distinctive arm tattoo. Why would you hang

01:29:07.140 --> 01:29:10.140
out with her again? She's a career side chick.

01:29:10.659 --> 01:29:12.920
And he's a handsome guy. He can get any girl

01:29:12.920 --> 01:29:16.500
he wants. She's so bony now. She looks like Skeletor.

01:29:17.140 --> 01:29:19.840
And the singer was very sociable during her meal,

01:29:19.899 --> 01:29:22.159
according to DeNada Cantina owners. I'm sure

01:29:22.159 --> 01:29:26.239
she was. Steven Shawcross, who told local newspaper,

01:29:26.500 --> 01:29:28.939
the Austin American Statesman, that Grande was

01:29:28.939 --> 01:29:31.699
friendly to both staff and guests. Yeah, because

01:29:31.699 --> 01:29:33.739
she just went through a breakup. And everyone

01:29:33.739 --> 01:29:37.680
knows she's a side chick. And everyone knows

01:29:37.680 --> 01:29:41.460
she ruined her marriage with Dalton Gomez. And

01:29:41.460 --> 01:29:44.619
everyone knows that she ruined Ethan Slater's

01:29:44.619 --> 01:29:47.279
marriage. And she's trying to fix her reputation.

01:29:48.560 --> 01:29:51.100
In fact, the 33 -year -old snapped a few selfies

01:29:51.100 --> 01:29:53.439
with fans who later posted the photos online.

01:29:53.899 --> 01:29:56.000
You can't fool me. I still think you're ridiculous.

01:29:56.779 --> 01:29:58.739
Grande is currently in Austin as part of her

01:29:58.739 --> 01:30:00.619
three -day run of shows at the Moody Center.

01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:03.199
During her first night performing at the location

01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:06.279
June 24th, she subtly modified the lyrics to

01:30:06.279 --> 01:30:08.479
Thank You Next in a seeming nod to where she

01:30:08.479 --> 01:30:10.920
stands with Alvarez. Here's what she needs to

01:30:10.920 --> 01:30:14.880
do. She needs to make a song called, I'm a dirty,

01:30:15.199 --> 01:30:18.960
rotten, side chick, and I don't respect her.

01:30:19.479 --> 01:30:34.339
Happy hour. Happy hour. Yeah! RyanHoppyRadio

01:30:34.339 --> 01:30:36.920
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:30:36.920 --> 01:30:40.300
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:30:40.600 --> 01:30:46.220
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:30:47.500 --> 01:30:50.899
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:30:50.899 --> 01:30:53.220
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:30:53.220 --> 01:30:55.979
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:30:55.979 --> 01:30:58.460
pride in his selection, so stick around for...

01:30:58.460 --> 01:31:01.800
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will... We'll

01:31:01.800 --> 01:31:39.569
be right back. Blow the candles out. Blow the

01:31:39.569 --> 01:31:43.010
candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius,

01:31:43.010 --> 01:31:45.890
birthday, November 27th. You'll like that until

01:31:45.890 --> 01:31:48.529
I end up in one of heaven. They be thinkin' they

01:31:48.529 --> 01:31:50.069
be claimin' the fortune with the bullshit they

01:31:50.069 --> 01:31:52.350
handin' out. For the twist to make the wish it.

01:31:52.390 --> 01:31:54.930
Blow the candles out. Blow the all -white phantom

01:31:54.930 --> 01:31:56.810
out. I'ma come with the pants and the shirt and

01:31:56.810 --> 01:32:03.899
the shoes and the hat. It's good to be there

01:32:03.899 --> 01:33:23.329
y 'all Got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci

01:33:23.329 --> 01:33:26.289
pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

01:33:26.289 --> 01:33:28.949
the blouse. Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm

01:33:28.949 --> 01:33:31.789
doing my thing. Y 'all got so many haters. Why

01:33:31.789 --> 01:33:34.289
is so many hating? It's like a mental patient.

01:33:34.430 --> 01:33:36.789
I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing

01:33:36.789 --> 01:33:39.250
my patience. This shit working my nerves. I'm

01:33:39.250 --> 01:33:41.329
getting spinnin' that money like a church in

01:33:41.329 --> 01:33:43.550
the city. Layin' on red skin, blowin' the fish

01:33:43.550 --> 01:33:48.510
in the wind. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Moppin' on

01:33:48.510 --> 01:33:57.119
tags and diesel bus. I'm riding up the bomb I'm

01:33:57.119 --> 01:33:59.520
a little star and I'm partying like a rock star

01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:02.340
I'm better on lean at my picture game meeting

01:34:02.340 --> 01:34:04.920
You can't just bring me mommy on the ground Like

01:34:04.920 --> 01:34:07.539
the speed of light I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:07.539 --> 01:34:09.079
that I'm doing that, I'm doing that I'm doing

01:34:09.079 --> 01:34:10.880
that, I'm doing that I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:12.579
that I'm doing that, I'm doing that I'm doing

01:34:12.579 --> 01:34:14.340
that, I'm doing that I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:14.340 --> 01:34:16.579
that I'm doing that, I'm doing that I'm doing

01:34:16.579 --> 01:34:17.619
that, I'm doing that I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:17.619 --> 01:34:18.439
that I'm doing that, I'm doing that I'm doing

01:34:18.439 --> 01:34:19.880
that, I'm doing that I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:19.880 --> 01:34:19.880
that I'm doing that, I'm doing that I'm doing

01:34:19.880 --> 01:34:19.939
that, I'm doing that I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:19.939 --> 01:34:19.939
that I'm doing that, I'm doing that I'm doing

01:34:19.939 --> 01:34:21.100
that, I'm doing that I'm doing that, I'm doing

01:34:21.100 --> 01:34:42.479
that I'm doing that, I'm doing I do it like my

01:34:42.479 --> 01:34:45.420
birthday, I do it like it hurts, hey Watchin'

01:34:45.420 --> 01:34:48.279
these bands, just to do it in the worst way I

01:34:48.279 --> 01:34:50.640
ain't runnin', mama, I am in the first place

01:34:50.640 --> 01:34:58.100
Catch me on And stuff's a -cuttin', I ain't gonna

01:34:58.100 --> 01:35:01.479
sleep till it's Thursday Just a shot of Matron

01:35:01.479 --> 01:35:04.119
and blow a Thursday Get a wood of wood and take

01:35:04.119 --> 01:35:07.239
it home on Thursday And if nothing came, mama,

01:35:07.239 --> 01:35:09.800
you can have it your way Well, I can bring another

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bitch and y 'all can do it her way The hour will

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01:37:48.649 --> 01:37:52.840
radio. to my podcast section. So whenever you

01:37:52.840 --> 01:37:55.060
listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now in

01:37:55.060 --> 01:38:00.619
the podcast description, it's all of that. We're

01:38:00.619 --> 01:38:03.840
going to come back on Hoppy Hour and keep this

01:38:03.840 --> 01:38:11.920
party going and going. But you can hear the Hammer

01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:14.100
and Hank show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hockey

01:38:14.100 --> 01:38:17.380
on Spotify by searching up Hammer and H -A -M

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-M -E -R -I -N Hank show and check it out on

01:38:20.699 --> 01:38:24.260
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01:38:24.260 --> 01:38:26.600
treated like they are different. Believe me,

01:38:26.699 --> 01:38:29.819
we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks and my buddies

01:38:29.819 --> 01:38:33.039
may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

01:38:33.039 --> 01:38:36.000
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:38:36.000 --> 01:38:39.000
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

01:38:39.399 --> 01:38:42.439
Not at the age 48. I have completed an associate's

01:38:42.439 --> 01:38:44.739
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:38:44.739 --> 01:38:47.359
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:50.640
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:38:50.640 --> 01:38:54.239
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:38:54.439 --> 01:38:57.920
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:38:57.920 --> 01:39:01.619
workforce. I did it and so can anyone else of

01:39:01.619 --> 01:39:05.479
autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't

01:39:05.479 --> 01:39:08.100
feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find out

01:39:08.100 --> 01:39:13.210
for yourself that a condition. To find out more

01:39:13.210 --> 01:39:17.189
about autism, please visit AutismSpeaks .org.

01:39:17.369 --> 01:39:21.569
Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Autism Speaks.

01:39:41.449 --> 01:39:45.890
G -H -I, got a new sound, makin' all the, speed

01:39:45.890 --> 01:39:49.170
it get down, pay the click man, make it change

01:39:49.170 --> 01:39:52.350
swang, them center players gon' do the damn thing,

01:39:52.710 --> 01:39:56.090
comin' in the club, takin' over streets, takin'

01:39:56.090 --> 01:39:59.329
over man with the gold out beats, got em on top,

01:39:59.670 --> 01:40:02.750
got em on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed

01:40:02.750 --> 01:40:05.630
to blow the spot Messages to them haters, crime

01:40:05.630 --> 01:40:08.489
to say them gators Bullets don't blaze, and nothing

01:40:08.489 --> 01:40:11.770
is gonna save you Bets on the streets, bets on

01:40:11.770 --> 01:40:14.710
the beef If you wanna bounce, bet everyone to

01:40:14.710 --> 01:40:18.609
me City shot time, where I put it down Ain't

01:40:18.609 --> 01:40:21.390
no limit, drop a piece, bout a pound I falls

01:40:21.390 --> 01:40:24.289
out a lot, cause you know I call the shots Stackin'

01:40:24.289 --> 01:40:53.800
paper like them bacon sodas in the pot My home

01:40:53.800 --> 01:40:56.420
team. We were ugly with a sack of money. It's

01:40:56.420 --> 01:40:59.060
a gator team. By the bar, I can miss a pimpin'.

01:40:59.060 --> 01:41:04.539
It's a gator team. Gator. Gator. And I ain't

01:41:04.539 --> 01:41:06.720
even drivin'. I'm just walkin' like Pippin'.

01:41:06.720 --> 01:41:09.539
Slide open the club, and the man is in the 50s.

01:41:09.539 --> 01:41:12.439
Don't press no key. I got my left hand. What

01:41:12.439 --> 01:41:15.640
it is? What it do? What it do? Come on, shout

01:41:15.640 --> 01:41:17.699
it. Let me see you get loose. Let me see you

01:41:17.699 --> 01:41:19.300
get loose. Let me see you get loose. Let me see

01:41:19.300 --> 01:41:23.710
you get loose. Let me see you get loose. We got

01:41:23.710 --> 01:41:26.989
the rimmin', we got the drone, we got the music

01:41:26.989 --> 01:41:48.770
down on the floor. Let me put no chasers in my

01:41:48.770 --> 01:42:20.939
drinkin'. I want two hot -lickers poundin'. Smoke,

01:42:20.939 --> 01:42:20.939
yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank, smoke, yank,

01:42:20.939 --> 01:42:36.779
smoke, yank, smoke, yank We'll be right back.

01:42:52.109 --> 01:43:49.670
Don't ask me. We'll be right back. classes, MMA

01:43:49.670 --> 01:43:52.329
classes, whatever the hell you need. I'll go.

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01:44:11.569 --> 01:44:14.989
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01:44:14.989 --> 01:44:20.760
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01:44:20.760 --> 01:44:24.220
keep this party going. Hello again. It's your

01:44:24.220 --> 01:44:27.600
favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. I

01:44:27.600 --> 01:44:30.420
may look normal, but the truth is I have a condition

01:44:30.420 --> 01:44:33.539
known as autism. That's right. It's a condition,

01:44:33.739 --> 01:44:37.260
not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,

01:44:37.479 --> 01:44:40.140
regardless of who they are. People with autism

01:44:40.140 --> 01:44:42.760
normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal

01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:45.680
communication skills, social interactions, and

01:44:45.680 --> 01:44:48.539
leisure activities. In a recent study, people

01:44:48.539 --> 01:44:55.699
with autism I beat Josh by having 11 friends

01:44:55.699 --> 01:44:58.939
and family, having a college education. I have

01:44:58.939 --> 01:45:01.439
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:45:01.439 --> 01:45:03.760
an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:45:03.760 --> 01:45:05.739
remember that people with autism want the same

01:45:05.739 --> 01:45:08.600
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

01:45:08.600 --> 01:45:11.520
find out more about autism, please contact your

01:45:11.520 --> 01:45:14.680
local mental health center or visit AutismStreets

01:45:14.680 --> 01:45:17.060
.org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate

01:45:17.060 --> 01:45:23.840
your kindness. Drizzy baby, you already know

01:45:23.840 --> 01:45:25.640
what it is This is the first time I'm high, this

01:45:25.640 --> 01:45:27.199
is the first time I smoke in like three months

01:45:27.199 --> 01:45:31.420
I'm sorry mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see

01:45:31.420 --> 01:45:36.680
you Oh, I see you homie Stay late tonight, right?

01:45:37.260 --> 01:45:40.960
You know what happens when I stay late Yeah,

01:45:41.159 --> 01:45:45.260
boy wonder I swear it's like this every single

01:45:45.260 --> 01:45:56.199
time Toronto, I got you It wish it be going right,

01:45:56.260 --> 01:45:58.399
well I just flip into the wrong shit The tier

01:45:58.399 --> 01:46:01.140
I belong to, the office I put on Wait, don't

01:46:01.140 --> 01:46:03.159
ever ask for nothing, cause them niggas got their

01:46:03.159 --> 01:46:05.960
own shit Me and Weezy like a mouth full of hot

01:46:05.960 --> 01:46:08.399
peppers Black Ferrari with the red seats, I call

01:46:08.399 --> 01:46:10.619
it planchette Cause I ain't never doing verses,

01:46:10.760 --> 01:46:13.140
I'ma ever give elections If you tryna meet with

01:46:13.140 --> 01:46:16.239
money, I be happy to connect ya Life gets better

01:46:17.199 --> 01:46:19.420
been scheduling million dollar meetings with

01:46:19.420 --> 01:46:21.859
the president someone cut the lights on where

01:46:21.859 --> 01:46:25.140
is thomas edison got a new condo watch me as

01:46:25.140 --> 01:46:28.579
i settle in i deserve an mtv show for me and

01:46:28.579 --> 01:46:31.300
my people and if you try to zone i got a whole

01:46:31.300 --> 01:46:33.880
swish of sweet fool rappers all liars and they

01:46:33.880 --> 01:46:36.100
women are deceitful adders and they subtract

01:46:36.100 --> 01:46:39.239
me i'll never be an equal last place drizzled

01:46:39.239 --> 01:46:41.920
is The nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just

01:46:41.920 --> 01:46:44.239
write every single thing you need down Then he

01:46:44.239 --> 01:46:47.000
got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout

01:46:47.000 --> 01:46:49.420
to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound

01:46:49.420 --> 01:46:52.500
Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights

01:46:52.500 --> 01:46:56.020
Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Hateful

01:46:56.020 --> 01:46:57.859
rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger

01:46:57.859 --> 01:47:00.739
right Cause I became a more fire than a dragon

01:47:00.739 --> 01:47:03.119
fight Fuck you, pussy -ass hater, you should

01:47:03.119 --> 01:47:05.239
do you You ain't heard of me, then you should

01:47:05.239 --> 01:47:08.100
go and get a blue slew Oops, I mean a red slew

01:47:09.109 --> 01:47:12.789
Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But

01:47:12.789 --> 01:47:16.369
I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,

01:47:16.449 --> 01:47:18.850
but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,

01:47:18.869 --> 01:47:21.569
Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,

01:47:21.649 --> 01:47:24.510
see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow

01:47:24.510 --> 01:47:26.689
boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'

01:47:26.689 --> 01:47:28.829
pockets, twenty thousand to be anywhere they

01:47:28.829 --> 01:47:32.810
ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'

01:47:32.810 --> 01:47:36.109
like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't

01:47:36.109 --> 01:47:38.899
ask me Ask me shit about me. And know the game

01:47:38.899 --> 01:47:41.539
really ain't shit without me. She might have

01:47:41.539 --> 01:47:43.939
to pay me, but I dick her down free. Want to

01:47:43.939 --> 01:47:45.619
know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper

01:47:45.619 --> 01:48:13.779
down and see. When I put the bop up to him Then

01:48:13.779 --> 01:48:17.180
bop bop and bop bop and bop bop again Suck nut

01:48:17.180 --> 01:48:19.960
you don't fuck your unlovin kin Now don't rub

01:48:19.960 --> 01:48:23.640
it in like uberderm on a new tattoo I had to

01:48:23.640 --> 01:48:26.640
kick my princess up out my cassoop Dead loop,

01:48:26.720 --> 01:48:29.380
never had that dude Always had a black tooth

01:48:29.380 --> 01:48:31.819
Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't

01:48:31.819 --> 01:48:34.579
bulletproof Reds call hoodie too Probably ain't

01:48:34.579 --> 01:48:36.659
as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the only

01:48:36.659 --> 01:48:39.060
thing in the hood is you I do everything good

01:48:39.060 --> 01:48:41.579
as you know I do everything better I get paid

01:48:41.579 --> 01:48:44.840
for every letter A, B, C, except Fetch a bone,

01:48:45.039 --> 01:48:48.399
like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck

01:48:48.399 --> 01:48:51.279
Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work

01:48:51.279 --> 01:48:53.880
in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am

01:48:53.880 --> 01:48:57.359
headed to the buck like, buck, buck again Might

01:48:57.359 --> 01:49:33.479
fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne i'm too busy

01:49:33.479 --> 01:49:39.060
to play father and when it comes to that game

01:49:39.060 --> 01:49:44.390
i'm too willing to play harder They check MVP

01:49:44.390 --> 01:49:48.670
when I shoot a free throw C -E -O, that's what

01:49:48.670 --> 01:49:51.010
they do The haters want that face and then their

01:49:51.010 --> 01:49:54.869
ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you,

01:49:54.989 --> 01:49:58.670
radder than you, etc I told you I get paid by

01:49:58.670 --> 01:50:03.069
the letter like A -B -C -D -E -F -G -H -I -J

01:50:03.069 --> 01:50:12.750
-K -L -M -N -O -T -Q -R -S -T -O Cause he both

01:50:12.750 --> 01:50:16.369
wrote on detox Devil's just a footnote, how long

01:50:16.369 --> 01:50:19.149
can he could go? Wondering when he stop, bitch

01:50:19.149 --> 01:50:22.409
when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the

01:50:22.409 --> 01:50:25.550
sheetrock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin

01:50:25.550 --> 01:50:37.760
The end Talks a joke, we're playing cold breaks.

01:50:37.880 --> 01:50:39.939
Hoppy's hour, almost done. Feels like robbery

01:50:39.939 --> 01:50:42.579
in banks. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom

01:50:42.579 --> 01:50:45.000
news streams. Syndicated scarl, now it's time

01:50:45.000 --> 01:50:47.880
to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy hour is coming

01:50:47.880 --> 01:50:51.100
to a close. Radio games made it like a Linton

01:50:51.100 --> 01:51:16.689
pose. Laughter and joy dissolve. Outro Music

01:51:33.810 --> 01:52:06.960
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. to a show Now

01:52:06.960 --> 01:52:09.100
it's time to face the silence like the TV on

01:52:09.100 --> 01:52:12.260
snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine

01:52:12.260 --> 01:52:14.939
The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon

01:52:14.939 --> 01:52:23.479
line LINE Can't be figured out if I'm coming

01:52:23.479 --> 01:52:25.880
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round

01:52:25.880 --> 01:52:28.800
a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs he's our

01:52:28.800 --> 01:52:31.380
daily grind Now silence will remember thoughts

01:52:31.380 --> 01:52:39.069
we can't rewind Oh the Hoppy Hour Love you and

01:52:39.069 --> 01:53:15.489
enjoy And like that, it's gone. You probably

01:53:15.489 --> 01:53:18.810
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:53:19.130 --> 01:53:23.750
all I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the next,

01:53:23.930 --> 01:53:28.710
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:53:32.710 --> 01:53:52.640
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:53:52.640 --> 01:53:56.640
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

01:53:56.640 --> 01:53:57.239
America.