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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. I saw this headline here and it made
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me absolutely mad. So, growing up, I always wanted
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to have sex with my teachers. I thought they
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were hot. And everybody knows I like older women.
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But I think it's an absolute travesty when a
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female teacher gets probation for sleeping with
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two students. But when a mill teacher does it,
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he goes to prison or jail. Man, fuck that! That
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is what you call a double standard. This high
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school teacher shall be done. La Shambi gets
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probation after sleeping with two students. It
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was at Valley Mills High School where she was
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teaching at the time of the arrest last September.
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And she's 25 years old. and the sex happened
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more than once and she had been friends with
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the juvenile's family for years oh so she was
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grooming him but when Amanda she was facing two
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second degree felonies which faced up to 20 years
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in prison she didn't even get 20 months you know
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what I think pornography has really messed us
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up where we don't realize that she's a pedophile
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because whenever you see headlines like that
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you'll see Gen Xers You're like, oh, I wish I
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had a teacher like that. She's for the streets.
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But she's getting applauded online. And I don't
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like that. You're a pedophile. You're the worst.
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And we wonder why it keeps happening. But then
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we applaud them. I really think all the videos
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online about paying teachers, I think it just
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desensitizes us. Because that's all you see.
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Yeah, that ain't it. She's no different than
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a man. Mm -hmm. You want equal rights? So if
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a man does it, he should get the same amount
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of time as you. My friend texted me this. A friend
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has a radio show. So a lot of times, there's
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these Gen X egos, and there's the local radio
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war, and there's the battles. And this headline
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here is the most small market Gen Xer holding
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onto his job ego thing I've ever heard. No! No!
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I mean, this headline is sad. They're a bunch
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of losers in Green Bay. Samantha, thank you.
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A developing story tonight involving a local
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radio personality and newly filed court documents.
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He just looks like a thumb. A temporary restraining
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order is filed against former Kiss FM morning
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host Otis Day, alleging involvement. Oh, Otis
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Day. But he did like a, you know, where the rose
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is and like horoscopes. Oh, it's Otis Day in
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the morning. The way to begin your day is with
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Otis. An online harassment case. Victoria Frazier
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shares what the documents reveal. Those court
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foulings outline allegations tied to a fake social
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media account that investigators say targeted
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another radio host. Yeah, I've had to deal with
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this radio stuff. I'm not going to go down the
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rabbit hole of saying the radio is dead because
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I work in radio and I love radio. But it's at
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a point where we're all getting older. And when
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you do radio wars, you come out like a loser.
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Personal information and repeated posts. When
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you do a fake parody account to make fun of a
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woman in radio in your town, you're a loser.
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The petition names both Richard Otis Day and
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Emily Chagnon and details an investigation that
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included messages, social media records, and
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interviews with law enforcement. Man, this is
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just weird. This is like the Bob and the Loves
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in Green Bay. It kind of looks like Obama. Court
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documents show temporary restraining orders were
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filed March 23rd, 2026 by radio host Natalie
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Jansen of WIXX against Chaganon and Day. In the
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documents, Jansen says Chaganon created and operated
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a fake social media account targeting her, posting
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previous ads. What the hell is wrong with you?
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Why would you do that? This is why people hate
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radio. What do you think of the egomaniac morning
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hosts that think they're better than people?
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You're another mortal dude. You got about 30
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summers left, if it's nice. Dresses. More than
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50 photos of her child and making her... You're
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making fun of the kid? You're a loser, bro. I've
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never heard the Otis O'Day show. But I'm sure
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he's one of those guys that's so happy -go -lucky
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on air. I'm Otis O'Day. But then in real life
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treats everyone like, do you know who I am? I
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should get preferred seating at the steakhouse.
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Do you know who I am? And morning radios can
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be such losers. Because there were a bunch of
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losers growing up that got power. Statements.
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Between mid -2024 and October of 2025, the account
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under the alias Sally Gibson ran a page called
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TIW's Day Hollaback XXIW. So what it is, is they're
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doing it backwards. Because she works at WIXX.
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So it's just stupid. It's hacky. Go do your prank
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calls. sharing personal information about Jansen
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and her child's father, along with defamatory
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posts. You know Otis O'Day is the one with the
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skeletons in the closet. Mm -hmm. Because the
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radio hosts that have the skeletons are always
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the ones that try to ruin others' lives. One
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post referenced a photo taken September 7, 2025,
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at a work event without Jansen's knowledge. This
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is creepy, dude. People hate on Wisconsin. People
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in Wisconsin are like, why do they hate on us?
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And then you got morons like this. Jansen says
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the pulse caused her to fear for her safety.
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I would feel for my safety, too. And she reported
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the situation to law enforcement. I'm sure others
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today never cheated in ratings or cheated on
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one of his loved ones, which is probably hard
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to have loved ones when you're a sociopath. And
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then there's this freaking mutant. A special
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challenge hearing scheduled in Fulton County
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has now been postponed. Election officials failed
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to properly notify and invite a controversial
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county commission candidate at the center of
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all of this. This is Tiffany Hanyard, formerly
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of Dalton, Illinois, as now she's a Republican
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in Georgia. So like every politician, she's fake.
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Just like Trump, she began as a liberal. Atlanta
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News First's Adam Murphy joins us live outside
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of the Fulton County Government Center in downtown
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Atlanta. So, Adam, what is this all about? Well,
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the issue... Man, the local news needs to get
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rid of that. Five seconds only. ...centers around
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District 5 Commission candidate Tiffany Hinyard.
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She's a hag! There was supposed to be a hearing
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for her today that... Yeah, she's dipped from
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the north. She's like, let me try out the Arab
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and South. ...revolves around whether or not
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she's lived in Fulton County long enough to be
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on the ballot. Tiffany Hinyard being, you know,
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corrupt? No way! Oh, wait, that's right. That's
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her whole existence. We should also point out...
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She's also a former Illinois mayor with a troubled
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political past. That's one way to put it. We
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did not send that hearing notice. That woman
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needs to be in lockdown. Good old Tiffany Hinyard.
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The Fulton County Board of Registration and Elections
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admitted they made a mistake when they failed
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to invite commission candidate Tiffany Hinyard
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to her own challenge hearing. She might have
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showed up anyway. Officials said they tried to
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email Henier, but an apparent typo prevented
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the email from going through. Oh, so they typed
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in like T -Y -F -F or something. The county also
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acknowledged they never even tried to call her.
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We are required to give her notice of hearing.
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Fantastic. Man, Tiffany Henier is just that person
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that chaos follows. We did not do that. The purpose
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of the hearing was to determine whether candidate
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Tiffany Henier should be on the ballot for next
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month's primary. Probably not, but you know,
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just like how corrupt Georgia is, she'll keep
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that going. She was running as a Republican and
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previously served as a Democratic mayor of Dalton,
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Illinois. This is why I hate politicians. We're
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all phony! But lost her re -election bid in 2025.
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Yeah, she's a moron. Now officials are trying
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to determine if she has lived in Fulton County
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long enough to run for office. This is just showing
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the disconnect of the work. You go, citizen!
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And the leaders that we have here in Fulton County.
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Enjoy! Enjoy it down there, Tiffany. You ran
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away from Illinois because you're a moron. You
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knew you had no chance. You knew you would have
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the worst. And you're like, let me see if I can
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fool the people of, you know, Illinois. Oh, I
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did fool them. Now I'm going to fool the people
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of Georgia. Go away. Never come back, you dirty,
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rotten moron. Bob Buckhorn, why are you doing
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this? Happy Hot Topic. So we're about 90 minutes
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away from where we're expecting Bob Buckhorn
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to show up here in downtown Tampa. He's going
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to head inside to the supervisor of elections
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office, file that official paperwork, and then
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that's going to mark the official launch of his
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campaign. Listen, I have nothing against Bob
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Buckhorn. I don't mind him. When I first moved
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here, he was a big part of it. I know there's
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a lot of things he did wrong, but I feel like
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he helped grow Tampa. I think it would have grown
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anyway. But Bob... To be the mayor of our city
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once again. Why are you doing this? What the
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hell is wrong with you? How old are you? I mean,
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these boomers just cannot let go of their age
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or their power. You're 67 years old. If you're
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lucky, you've got 33 summers left. Why do you
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want to do this? This is what's wrong with the
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world, is that the politicians are all boomers.
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They're all out of touch. and they got seven,
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six digits in their bank account so they can't
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relate to the problems the Monials and Gunzee
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are going through. I don't mind Bob Buckhorn,
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like I said. I think he's okay. Seems like an
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okay enough guy. I'm sure he tips well if you
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go to Burn Steakhouse. But it's like, dude, let
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it go! Bob Buckhorn is open about his goal to
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regain the title of Tampa's mayor. He's boring,
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you know. It's like all boomers. They can't freaking
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retire. They can't face the void. They can't
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pass down the torch. Ron? Sure. It's probably
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the worst kept secret in Tampa. Yeah, I'm going
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to do it. Why? Go retire. I'm going to do it.
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It's... We can't afford to miss this window.
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You can't afford to miss it. You can't let go.
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Buckhorn spoke with eight on your side last year.
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Eight on their side. The river center was named
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in his honor. Whatever, dude. Let it go, Bob.
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You're in the golden years of your life. We're
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all gonna die. Call me a grandpa or whatever
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you do. We don't need you. I'm indifferent. I'm
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Mayor Dane. I don't know. It's okay. I think
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if Topher Morrison would have won in 2018, who
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is one of my mentors, I'm a little biased. But
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I think if he would have won, the city would
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have been much better. Oh, yeah. I just got my
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taxes done right at the buzzer. That's what I
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do with my ADHD. I wait until the last minute.
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Doing my taxes is also my yearly interaction
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with boomers. Today they were cool. Thanks, John.
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And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, I'm Scott Burrell
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and you're listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy
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Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is your
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alternative to the typical morning show with
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fake dating segments. Welcome to... Hi, this
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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now. If
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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. The
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Seaman was so big. And now for something completely
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different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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Always going, you ain't never doubted. Never
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worried about the dollar. The social trending
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topic. Through the hottest social bodies. Competition
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microscopic. weed up there, we flyin'. H -O -P
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-P -E Yo, yo, yo Static crackles, Hoppy on the
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air Smelling radio secrets, man, he don't care
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Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ
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Drama, he's the one who dares Program directors
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scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
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like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they
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rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than the
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bass line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy's picking
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the truth Oh, my God. I usually don't begin the
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show with radio news, but I saw this headline.
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It made me furious. Radio goes, man. Now, radio's
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not that. But radio goes, what? Everybody going
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to podcast and kick and twitch and rumble. And
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the enemy known as Spotify. And then you have
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this headline here. This headline made me so
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mad. So as we all know, there's three things
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guaranteed in life. in life death taxes and i
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heart radio letting go of good people and at
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some point i heard radio needs to look themselves
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in the mirror oh they got the talkback button
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oh yeah and they're doing the three minute talk
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segments oh wow riveting radio but here's the
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thing you can't be going to conventions The ones
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that do exist. And you can't be going online
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and going, oh my God, why is radio not as popular
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as it was even in 2012? And then after Intern
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John of Intern John and Your Morning Show, who
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learned a lot about radio from working with the
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legend known as Kane, Intern John signed a contract
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extension in November. For three years. And two,
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three days ago, just celebrated getting his own
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morning show six years ago after everything that
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happened with Kane. And you know what's funny?
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Well, it's not actually funny. He's a really
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good dude. And shame on iHeartMedia for letting
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him go. One of the biggest shows ever in Washington,
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D .C. Him, Kane, Don and Mike, Elliot in the
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morning. They're all legends. And it makes me
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absolutely sad when you let go of someone like
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Intern John who was on Hot 99 .5 and Z1043. And
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if you would have gotten my opinion, I think
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he should have got the 93 .3 Morning Show, not
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the Joe Show. And these are the opinions of me.
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I'm not going to go too inside baseball because
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I don't want people to affiliate my opinions
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with Intern John's because he's one of those
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guys that gets along with everybody. I don't.
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So I'll say it. Intern John should have got the
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morning show on 93 .3 FLZ. Not Joe Show. Sorry.
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Intern John's an amazing dude. Intern John, what
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I love most about him, whenever you need anything
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from a guy. He's a supporter from afar. We could
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not be more different. Intern John's a nice guy.
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He doesn't really ruffle feathers. He does pranks.
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We do different types of radio. But he's your
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homie. He owns his own bar. He's a good guy.
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He's a hockey coach. We also have the kinship
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of both being from the Midwest. He's from Minneapolis.
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I'm from Chicago. He's worked with hosts like
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Dave Ryan and Kane. The dude's a legend. And
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I'm so proud of him. I would DM him all the time
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because he'd be like, I hope Kane's proud of
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me. John, let's get rid of the word intern. You're
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John. You're a legend. John, I think your last
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name starts with C. John C, because I see it
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on the iPhone. Listen to me. Kane would be so
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mad, but would be happy for you in a weird way
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because you're going to do big things. If I'm
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serious radio or any of the platforms that are
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left, I'm hiring John in a second. Now, again,
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we do different types of radio. I don't want
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to say shock, shock, but I'm edgy. Intern John's
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for soccer moms and for women 18 to 34, but he's
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excellent at it. Him and his team of Shelby SOS
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and everybody. And then you let him go. one of
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the shows that has a following, because there's
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some iHeart shows that have a following and some
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that don't. And his would get comment after comment.
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He does funny pranks. And he gets a lot of traction
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on social media. He's a successful comedian.
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He has a following. And you let him go? And then
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you put the program director in the morning to
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do the morning show temporarily, which had to
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be weird for Mike, the PD, this morning. Doing
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phones like, where's War of the Roses? Where's
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this? Oh, man, I've been a part of radio stations
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when you do the mass flip, and I would not be
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surprised if the ratings go down in Washington,
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D .C. and Baltimore. You don't know what you
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have until it's gone, iHeartRadio. Now, people
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were messaging me, and I was like, well, what
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do you think about the Joe show? I don't care,
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okay? I don't want them to lose their job. I
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think they're douchebags. I think they're slanderous
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morons that wish they had the talent of intern
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John. But that's all I'm going to say. Because
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I don't even know if intern John would like this
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segment. Because he's so clean cut and such a
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good guy. I'm not a good guy, but I'm going to
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say it. These opinions represent me and not anybody
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else. Ridiculous. Radio goes, man, why is everybody
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going to Logan Paul? Why is everybody going to
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Joe Rogan or call her daddy or even Alex Earl?
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Because there's no budget cuts there. You know
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that you're not going to miss out on hearing
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shows that are a podcast. You don't have to worry
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about the big bad machine getting rid of radio
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shows. Absolutely infuriating. And I think whenever
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either a friend or a millennial on radio gets
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laid off, I get mad because all the gatekeepers,
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all the Gen X 55 -year -old executives and all
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the Gen X radio hosts, they all keep their jobs.
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Man, I'm going to the morning show bootcamp this
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August. It's my reunion in Cleveland. And I'm
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very curious to hear the executives go, oh, well,
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97 % of people listen to radio. Okay. That includes
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if you go into your dentist's office. Again,
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I work in radio. I love radio. I've been on the
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radio. I had a number one show for a year and
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a half that the program director didn't even
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know what was on air, okay? So I've been there,
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done that. Now I do podcasting, but I work in
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radio. But it's just, it's sad. It's sad. Cause
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you know, intern John was probably making a good
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amount of money. And so was Shelby. And you know
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what? It's just like, I don't ever want to hear
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a radio executive ever go, what's going on with
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radio? We got to make budget cuts so we can still,
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you know, have that music festival. Whatever.
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That made me so mad. And I usually, that's kind
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of a lie, but I usually try not to talk too much
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about radio. Especially like, ah, like that's
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kind of a lie because yesterday I bashed that
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moron Otis Day who was harassing people up in
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Green Bay because you're a bunch of losers up
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in Green Bay. I'm just done with this. Radio
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is supposed to be fun. I get that it's a business.
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But think about how many shows have ended recently.
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Brother Wheeze, BJ Shay. Let me see if I can
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do this. Kyle and Jackie O, Intern John, Don
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Geronimo over a stupid joke. There's so many
00:22:06.670 --> 00:22:10.309
names I can't think of right now. And then they
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just play the same 20 songs. And they're like,
00:22:13.369 --> 00:22:17.549
where's the love? People get a parasocial relationship
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with these hosts, especially when the hosts follow
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them back on Instagram and are interactive like
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Intern John. So it's like Intern John's been
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there since 2012, and he's the predecessor to
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Kane. So everybody knew that radio since like
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2004. Good riddance. That's all I got to say.
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Absolutely ridiculous. I got your back, Intern
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John. I don't know if you liked the segment or
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not, but I had to do it. You know me. I can't
00:22:47.940 --> 00:22:58.890
shut up. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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Are you tweeting me? At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Here
00:23:02.250 --> 00:23:05.869
is Joe Biden, who, I mean, making fun of Joe
00:23:05.869 --> 00:23:08.609
Biden was so two years ago, but he brings a man
00:23:08.609 --> 00:23:11.049
on stage who is black who said it reminds him
00:23:11.049 --> 00:23:15.029
of Obama. What are you doing? Come here. Come
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here. Come here. Howdy. Come here. That's what
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he says to the kids when you want to kiss them
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on the head. Come here. Come here. Come here.
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I feel like he should be standing on the right
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and I should be standing on the left. I don't
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know what that means. He looks pretty good for
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having cancer. That's very weird. That's Joe
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Biden. You are not that good of a president.
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But compared to the orange mutant that I was
00:23:45.230 --> 00:23:48.630
fooled by. Now, did I vote? No. But did I think
00:23:48.630 --> 00:23:50.950
he would be this horrendous? I know. But I'm
00:23:50.950 --> 00:23:53.730
not like, you know, Megyn Kelly. One of those
00:23:53.730 --> 00:23:58.140
hoes. That, like, are so surprised. I thought
00:23:58.140 --> 00:24:00.599
he could be a hit or miss. I think he misses
00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:03.119
Mike Pence keeping him in line. Because J .D.
00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:09.119
Fance is a douchebag. By the way, I guess there's
00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:12.500
some representative named Dan Muser who said,
00:24:12.539 --> 00:24:15.259
stay in your lane, Pope Liam. Man, the rest of
00:24:15.259 --> 00:24:18.640
the world must be laughing at us. I'm going to
00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:22.440
ask you about the Pope and the President. They're
00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:25.470
having a fairly... You know, public beef right
00:24:25.470 --> 00:24:29.509
now. Whose side are you on? Oh, when it comes
00:24:29.509 --> 00:24:31.329
to religion, I'm on the Pope's side. When it
00:24:31.329 --> 00:24:35.430
comes to policy, I'm on the President's side.
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All right, hang on. Because you're wet. So in
00:24:41.190 --> 00:24:43.430
this current moment when they're going at each
00:24:43.430 --> 00:24:45.549
other, sort of questioning each other in a way,
00:24:45.650 --> 00:24:49.190
how do you think about that? Well, you know,
00:24:49.230 --> 00:24:52.869
look, I respect the Pope. I'm Catholic. Are you?
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I do think the Pope ought to stay in his own
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lane. All right, there you go. Stay in your lane,
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Pope. I was telling my mom last night. She's
00:25:03.740 --> 00:25:05.779
so adorable. I texted my mom and I told her,
00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:08.900
I said, the Pope's kind of cool that he's from
00:25:08.900 --> 00:25:10.880
Chicago. He's outspoken. And she's like, in the
00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:13.420
90s, I wanted you to be a Pope and a priest.
00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:21.319
Now I'm a hedonistic slut. Dr. Oz says, Trump
00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:25.079
thinks so too. Kills cancer cells. Trump thinks
00:25:25.079 --> 00:25:27.500
a lot of things. Bobby and I usually go to the
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meetings together. This is on the Rumble podcast
00:25:30.500 --> 00:25:33.299
with Don Jr. Up with candy bars, that little
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candy jar, he'll call it. He'll hit the red button,
00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:38.119
and then comes the diet soda pop. It's called
00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:41.299
Triggered with Don Trump Jr. So douchey. Your
00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:44.000
dad argues that diet soda is good for him because
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it kills grass. It's poured on grass, so therefore
00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:50.430
it must kill cancer cells inside the body. Your
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daddy's a moron. And you'd be nothing without
00:25:53.089 --> 00:26:00.269
your daddy's money. Blueface and Stunner Girl
00:26:00.269 --> 00:26:08.609
reunite. They're laying in bed. Thank you. I'm
00:26:08.609 --> 00:26:13.910
going to beat your pussy up. I never knew if
00:26:13.910 --> 00:26:15.930
girls liked when you say that. It kind of sounds
00:26:15.930 --> 00:26:18.819
like it's painful. You know what the fuck's going
00:26:18.819 --> 00:26:26.000
on. That is. She sounds so scary. I beat that
00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.279
up. It always sounds so disturbing. Like that
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50 Cent song. I beat it up, up, up, up. Here's
00:26:37.180 --> 00:26:42.240
our favorite exiled host from The View. Kevin
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:47.130
Diabar! Here's what she said today about women.
00:26:47.309 --> 00:26:50.509
Women like to be lusted after by the right guys,
00:26:50.650 --> 00:26:52.369
meaning the guys that they're attracted to, the
00:26:52.369 --> 00:26:54.529
guys that they want. She's talking about herself.
00:26:54.630 --> 00:26:56.650
She looks pretty hot today. And suddenly they
00:26:56.650 --> 00:26:58.390
don't want to be lusted after when it's a guy
00:26:58.390 --> 00:27:00.930
they don't want. So just remember that. If she's
00:27:00.930 --> 00:27:03.109
mad because you're lusting over her, it's because
00:27:03.109 --> 00:27:05.349
she doesn't want you to dump her bones. Yeah,
00:27:05.369 --> 00:27:10.609
I have this story. There's this, I don't even
00:27:10.609 --> 00:27:15.690
care anymore. There's this girl. You know what?
00:27:16.269 --> 00:27:20.710
Screw it. I'm going to tell a story. So it's
00:27:20.710 --> 00:27:23.990
pretty easy to find my show online because I
00:27:23.990 --> 00:27:27.269
type in trending words. Every video says, check
00:27:27.269 --> 00:27:29.309
it out as Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour. So I market
00:27:29.309 --> 00:27:31.470
my name and then whatever person I'm talking
00:27:31.470 --> 00:27:33.730
about, even if it's like a high school teacher
00:27:33.730 --> 00:27:35.609
that slept with a student, I get the full name
00:27:35.609 --> 00:27:38.710
of the teacher and it shows up. And it's really
00:27:38.710 --> 00:27:40.990
hot girl from Chicago who was in a music video.
00:27:41.849 --> 00:27:44.789
follows me on instagram maybe four months ago
00:27:44.789 --> 00:27:49.089
and then first night is sending me nudes but
00:27:49.089 --> 00:27:51.029
she's doing it on instagram where like you can't
00:27:51.029 --> 00:27:53.329
screenshot it because i tried but she was sending
00:27:53.329 --> 00:27:55.690
me nudes and was like oh no one's no no guys
00:27:55.690 --> 00:27:57.609
ever seen my new breast implants and whatever
00:27:57.609 --> 00:28:02.569
so then she unfollows me on instagram about two
00:28:02.569 --> 00:28:04.990
weeks later and i'm like okay bye see you later
00:28:04.990 --> 00:28:07.250
keep selling your skin products that are riveting
00:28:07.250 --> 00:28:11.789
so then she refollows me Maybe a month ago, five,
00:28:11.950 --> 00:28:14.789
six weeks ago. And I'm going to be in Chicago.
00:28:15.730 --> 00:28:20.130
And she lives in Chicago. And I texted her. And
00:28:20.130 --> 00:28:22.230
she commented on one of my videos where I said
00:28:22.230 --> 00:28:24.210
that I think it's hot when women pursue men.
00:28:24.829 --> 00:28:28.930
And she's like, women pursuing men? But the thing
00:28:28.930 --> 00:28:31.269
is this. I'm not saying women do all the pursuing.
00:28:31.849 --> 00:28:34.809
But it is pretty hot when a girl is like, hey,
00:28:34.809 --> 00:28:37.569
what are you doing? any successful relationship
00:28:37.569 --> 00:28:40.690
I've ever had, the woman did maybe 20 % of the
00:28:40.690 --> 00:28:43.250
pursuing. Not a lot. The man does most of it,
00:28:43.289 --> 00:28:46.390
but the woman does some of it. So I texted this
00:28:46.390 --> 00:28:50.269
girl. Beautiful girl. Seems kind of crazy. Beautiful
00:28:50.269 --> 00:28:53.650
girl. And I go, hey, I'm going to be in Chicago.
00:28:54.089 --> 00:28:55.990
I said, guess who's going to be in Chicago? And
00:28:55.990 --> 00:28:58.990
she's like, woo woo. So I'm like, okay, I guess
00:28:58.990 --> 00:29:02.230
this is going good. So I text her and I'm like,
00:29:02.329 --> 00:29:03.890
hey, I'm going to be in Chicago. I said, hey,
00:29:03.910 --> 00:29:07.079
what's up? How are you? And, or I said, what's
00:29:07.079 --> 00:29:09.859
happening? At about 10 o 'clock at night, just,
00:29:09.940 --> 00:29:11.859
you know, just chilling, trying to start a conversation.
00:29:13.619 --> 00:29:16.740
And then she texted me at like 12 .50 her time,
00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:20.140
like 1 .50 my time. Hi, but I'm sleeping. I might
00:29:20.140 --> 00:29:25.160
have it on do not disturb. And then she texted
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.160
me the next morning, something similar to what
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:29.359
do you want? So it went from hi to like serious.
00:29:30.190 --> 00:29:32.349
And I was like, well, I'm going to be in Chicago
00:29:32.349 --> 00:29:37.809
and April 18th through the 23rd. And she's like,
00:29:37.990 --> 00:29:41.809
oh, well, we can grab lunch today. I have time
00:29:41.809 --> 00:29:44.329
away from work, like even though I told her that
00:29:44.329 --> 00:29:46.990
I'm not in town yet. And then I was like, oh,
00:29:47.029 --> 00:29:49.130
well, when I'm in town, we can maybe hang out
00:29:49.130 --> 00:29:52.109
after work. And she was like, just know there's
00:29:52.109 --> 00:29:54.390
zero chance of us hooking up. And I'm like, all
00:29:54.390 --> 00:29:59.420
right. Okay. Sorry. I was trying to talk to you.
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:05.880
Jesus Christ. Mm -hmm. Maybe I dodged a bullet.
00:30:05.940 --> 00:30:07.920
I don't know. I don't even care if she hears
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.839
this. And then I hadn't followed her. I was like,
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:11.299
bye. I'm not going to be talking to you like
00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:14.519
that. You're the one that started with the nudes.
00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:20.759
Then you wanted me to send my shlong and I don't
00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:26.859
do that. Mm -hmm. What is this, 2016, and we
00:30:26.859 --> 00:30:29.940
would send deep pics with one second on Snapchat?
00:30:33.299 --> 00:30:38.579
There you go. That was very strange. You know
00:30:38.579 --> 00:30:40.220
when a woman says something kind of weird, and
00:30:40.220 --> 00:30:43.039
you're like, oh, so you like being lusted after,
00:30:43.140 --> 00:30:44.880
but when it becomes real, or you don't like the
00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:47.160
opinion of a podcast, and you're just, you're
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:51.799
as dry as the hair desert. Mm -hmm. I was like,
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:53.240
well, at least I saved my time, because I'm only
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:56.460
going to be in Chicago for, Five days. Imagine
00:30:56.460 --> 00:30:59.039
go downtown for four hours. And I'm not saying,
00:30:59.140 --> 00:31:02.539
the thing is, I don't expect to get laid when
00:31:02.539 --> 00:31:06.240
I hang out with a girl. Okay. I am totally friend.
00:31:06.299 --> 00:31:09.480
I'm totally okay. I have friends that are girlfriends.
00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:12.359
Wait, wait, let me reset. I have friends that
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:15.480
are girls that I'm not banging. People that I've
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:17.359
worked with, people that I have friends that
00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:20.880
I can text. But they also don't send me nudes
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.539
the first time we're talking online when we're
00:31:23.539 --> 00:31:29.720
strangers. a little confusing they're not really
00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:31.640
going oh yeah you only see my breast implants
00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:33.980
they're going hey what's up bro and give me a
00:31:33.980 --> 00:31:39.420
knuckle anyhow had to vent about that uh clavicular
00:31:39.420 --> 00:31:42.460
was released from hospital Clavicular was rushed
00:31:42.460 --> 00:31:44.380
to the hospital after he appeared to overdose
00:31:44.380 --> 00:31:47.059
on stream. It was a really scary situation as
00:31:47.059 --> 00:31:49.319
he appears to become unresponsive and then is
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:51.420
carried out of a restaurant. All the comments
00:31:51.420 --> 00:31:53.539
are like, glad it happened. You're a loser if
00:31:53.539 --> 00:31:55.240
you're glad to happen to him. The kid's mentally
00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:57.980
ill. His security guards. But he has been released
00:31:57.980 --> 00:32:00.339
from the hospital and is back home. He provided
00:32:00.339 --> 00:32:03.740
an update on X saying, just got home. That was
00:32:03.740 --> 00:32:06.420
brutal. All the substances are just a cope trying
00:32:06.420 --> 00:32:09.759
to feel neurotypical while being in public. So
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:13.009
is ketamine. And neurotypical means feeling like
00:32:13.009 --> 00:32:14.809
you fit in. Like when I used to drink a lot,
00:32:14.869 --> 00:32:17.109
I mean, I still drink a lot, but I can go to
00:32:17.109 --> 00:32:19.190
social situations and not have to drink as much.
00:32:19.470 --> 00:32:21.769
He's pretty much saying when he, because what
00:32:21.769 --> 00:32:23.410
it seems like it was, he was doing ketamine,
00:32:23.430 --> 00:32:25.650
is that when you do ketamine, it was making him
00:32:25.650 --> 00:32:28.630
feel like he could fit in. Which, Clav, if you're
00:32:28.630 --> 00:32:31.710
listening, I'm telling you, that's actually not
00:32:31.710 --> 00:32:35.470
what you want. When you get messed up, people
00:32:35.470 --> 00:32:37.529
know that you're insecure and that you can't
00:32:37.529 --> 00:32:39.970
be normal without being drunk or on ketamine.
00:32:40.539 --> 00:32:42.740
It's better to be sober. I mean, you can be California
00:32:42.740 --> 00:32:46.900
sober or two Jack and Cokes sober, but none of
00:32:46.900 --> 00:32:48.940
you know what happened to you. But obviously
00:32:48.940 --> 00:32:53.519
that isn't a real solution. Yeah. That happened
00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:58.019
very fast. Very fast. And there was a part of
00:32:58.019 --> 00:32:59.759
me, I'll be honest, I wasn't jealous because
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:01.059
we're doing different things, but I was like,
00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:03.319
man, I would not mind having the social media
00:33:03.319 --> 00:33:08.700
interaction. But then when you see that. Ray
00:33:08.700 --> 00:33:10.920
J opens up about his relationship with his sister,
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:15.119
Brandy. He's a nepo baby. What's your relationship
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:18.039
with Brandy? Like, are you guys like super close?
00:33:19.779 --> 00:33:24.599
It's not good. I love my sister, but I'm an embarrassment.
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:29.960
There you go. Well said. You know, she bitches
00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:34.279
at him when he's doing stuff. What are you doing?
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:40.619
Oh, this is funny. J .D. Vant reveals that Erica
00:33:40.619 --> 00:33:43.119
Kirk received threats. He did get some threats.
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.980
And, you know, about two hours ago, as you know,
00:33:45.980 --> 00:33:48.339
Andrew, I was a little worried. I was just plowing
00:33:48.339 --> 00:33:50.640
her and she got an alert. That we were going
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:53.099
to have to cancel the event because Erica was
00:33:53.099 --> 00:33:56.000
not going to come. And she was very worried about
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:59.619
it. And I talked to the Secret Service and obviously
00:33:59.619 --> 00:34:02.019
these guys do a very good job. And I said, you
00:34:02.019 --> 00:34:05.210
know what? Let's let Erica. Do what she needs
00:34:05.210 --> 00:34:08.409
to do for herself and her family. I'm sure Andrew
00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:12.489
will fill in. There you go. Yeah, I just don't
00:34:12.489 --> 00:34:14.869
think she'd want to be around JD. I really do
00:34:14.869 --> 00:34:20.550
think they plowed each other. That hug they gave
00:34:20.550 --> 00:34:24.349
was very interesting. So, you know the guy Sammy?
00:34:24.489 --> 00:34:26.710
He was in the song Kiss Me Through the Phone.
00:34:27.869 --> 00:34:31.110
He's a middle -aged man. And he said he beat
00:34:31.110 --> 00:34:36.610
up Ray J. Mm -hmm. It's good when you're bragging
00:34:36.610 --> 00:34:39.750
about beating people up. You're a loser. That's
00:34:39.750 --> 00:34:44.090
what you are. This is interesting. This is from
00:34:44.090 --> 00:34:46.969
the Chicks in the Office podcast, which I was
00:34:46.969 --> 00:34:49.309
so mad. You know when you get like a parasocial
00:34:49.309 --> 00:34:52.610
relationship with a woman and you think about,
00:34:52.730 --> 00:34:55.789
oh, yeah, you know, I could just slide her DM,
00:34:56.130 --> 00:34:59.809
you know, get her number. That Ria girl on Chicks
00:34:59.809 --> 00:35:03.260
in the Office is so freaking hot. It's crazy.
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:06.320
Supposedly, none of the actors want to be a part
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.960
of Euphoria season three. Euphoria. I couldn't
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:11.619
do it. You can tell Jacob Elordi is giving nothing
00:35:11.619 --> 00:35:14.099
because he almost feels like a totally different
00:35:14.099 --> 00:35:16.739
character. You can tell these actors don't want
00:35:16.739 --> 00:35:18.760
to be here. It seemed like Sam Levinson only
00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:22.000
cares slightly about Rue's character. All right,
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:29.280
there you go. Guy Fieri took a picture with Andrew
00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:31.639
Tate and people got mad and he did not know who
00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:34.719
Andrew Tate was. Jake Paul might return to the
00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:37.179
boxing ring. I'm sure that won't be rigged. The
00:35:37.179 --> 00:35:41.300
FBI is investigating offset shooting. Let's see
00:35:41.300 --> 00:35:43.519
here. We got this right here. This is going to
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:47.980
be good. We all know King Harris, the nepo baby
00:35:47.980 --> 00:35:53.179
brat son of T .I. Here is the body cam footage
00:35:53.179 --> 00:35:59.230
of him driving around with weed speeding. You
00:35:59.230 --> 00:36:01.590
didn't know? I got you. Do you have a driver's
00:36:01.590 --> 00:36:04.210
license on you? Alright, are you the registered
00:36:04.210 --> 00:36:06.949
owner of the vehicle? Do you have a photo or
00:36:06.949 --> 00:36:07.929
anything like that of your driver's license?
00:36:08.230 --> 00:36:13.849
Yeah. Alright, gotcha. So, do you mind stepping
00:36:13.849 --> 00:36:15.030
out and we're going to talk right here real quick,
00:36:15.070 --> 00:36:17.210
back here? About what? When you step out of the
00:36:17.210 --> 00:36:19.599
vehicle. Step out for what? There's a firearm
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:21.340
in this vehicle. You're already speeding. You
00:36:21.340 --> 00:36:22.699
don't have anything on you. I'm separating you
00:36:22.699 --> 00:36:24.559
from the firearm. It doesn't seem like he needs
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:26.260
to step out of the vehicle, pig. Are you going
00:36:26.260 --> 00:36:28.679
to get out of the car or not? Tell me why. I
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:30.719
already told you why. Pennsylvania versus Mims.
00:36:30.820 --> 00:36:32.679
Yeah, Georgia cops have been pulled over before
00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:36.159
for speeding. They're douchebags. Are you getting
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:38.260
out or not? Supreme Court case law. Are you getting
00:36:38.260 --> 00:36:40.179
out or not? I don't know what to do. All right.
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:43.840
You need to get out of the car. You're not telling
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:44.780
me why. If you don't get out of the car, you'll
00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:46.719
be arrested for obstruction. You're going to
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:48.380
arrest me for obstruction? Yes, if you do not
00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:50.340
get out of the car. I don't know why. I don't
00:36:50.340 --> 00:36:54.380
feel safe. If you do not get out of the car,
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:56.320
you'll be arrested for obstruction. If you do
00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:57.420
not get out of the car, you'll be arrested for
00:36:57.420 --> 00:36:59.519
obstruction. Wow, this guy must be annoying to
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:01.239
date. Valid reason why this guy is out. That's
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:03.559
a perfectly valid reason. Google it if you want
00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:05.820
to. You're a pig! I'm going to end well for you.
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:08.539
Let me call my lawyer, man. You have that right,
00:37:08.619 --> 00:37:10.559
but you're not even under arrest right now. You're
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:11.360
still just detained. I have the right to stay
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:13.559
in my car. No, you don't. Get out of the car.
00:37:14.110 --> 00:37:17.190
Why? He didn't do anything. This seems a little
00:37:17.190 --> 00:37:22.070
racist. George being racist? No way. And listen,
00:37:22.190 --> 00:37:25.389
I'm not a big fan of King Harris. I'm not siding
00:37:25.389 --> 00:37:28.829
with him. In this situation, they're both mutants.
00:37:31.250 --> 00:37:36.230
Come on, Danny. Hey, Clint. So I'm pulled over
00:37:36.230 --> 00:37:38.150
right now, and they telling me I got to get out
00:37:38.150 --> 00:37:41.559
the car for what reason? Because we're going
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:42.619
to have a conversation back at the back of the
00:37:42.619 --> 00:37:44.659
car. We need to get out of the car. It doesn't
00:37:44.659 --> 00:37:47.760
matter why. I've never heard of that. I'm not
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:49.039
getting out of the car because you want to have
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:53.260
a... No, I'm not getting out of the car. Okay.
00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.039
So at this time, you are under arrest. You are
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.699
not free to leave. You are under arrest. You
00:37:58.699 --> 00:38:01.780
are under arrest. I'm informing you that you
00:38:01.780 --> 00:38:03.239
are under arrest. I'm under arrest for what?
00:38:03.880 --> 00:38:20.309
Hold on, my lawyer called. Police. You know what
00:38:20.309 --> 00:38:22.130
was weird the other day? I've been pulled over
00:38:22.130 --> 00:38:24.429
a few times for like speeding or whatever. Like
00:38:24.429 --> 00:38:26.570
I had a suspended license because the insurance
00:38:26.570 --> 00:38:29.320
is messed up or whatever. And I forgot that I'm
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.659
on body cam, and I must just look so, like, just,
00:38:31.739 --> 00:38:33.760
you know, nervous. He's telling me to step out
00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:34.800
the car to have a conversation. I've already
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.559
told you you're under arrest. You're under arrest
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:39.300
at this point. You're a bitch! And your wife's
00:38:39.300 --> 00:38:41.239
cheating on you! He's telling me since I didn't
00:38:41.239 --> 00:38:43.539
want to step out the car, I'm under arrest, bro.
00:38:43.619 --> 00:38:49.900
I'm under arrest. But you are under arrest at
00:38:49.900 --> 00:38:53.320
this point, right? All right. All right. While
00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:54.860
I'm doing this, my wife's getting plowed by the
00:38:54.860 --> 00:38:56.219
neighbor. So you need to get out of your car
00:38:56.219 --> 00:39:08.710
right now. I don't like cops. I know we need
00:39:08.710 --> 00:39:12.269
them, but they're such pigs. They're losers!
00:39:14.829 --> 00:39:25.219
He talks like this. You want me to get out of
00:39:25.219 --> 00:39:27.079
my car to talk to you about what? There's nothing
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:29.500
to talk about. I kind of agree with King Harris.
00:39:29.579 --> 00:39:31.739
And listen, I think he's a nepo baby punk. It's
00:39:31.739 --> 00:39:33.900
not your car. You're absolutely flying down the
00:39:33.900 --> 00:39:36.539
road at 70 miles an hour in a 45. Never had a
00:39:36.539 --> 00:39:38.639
pony send me to sit by the car to ask simple
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:41.199
questions. Well, there's a firearm within like
00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:45.059
two feet of both of our faces. Yeah. And this
00:39:45.059 --> 00:39:47.679
cop seems like such a douche. God, you made Georgia
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:52.369
look bad. You moron. It's in front of you. What
00:39:52.369 --> 00:39:54.889
are you talking about? Not just that. You have
00:39:54.889 --> 00:39:57.369
an open THC container in the center console.
00:39:57.690 --> 00:39:59.670
Oh, yeah. I forgot George is backwards about
00:39:59.670 --> 00:40:03.909
weed. I'd have to be high, too, if I lived in
00:40:03.909 --> 00:40:06.309
Georgia. It's actually one of the reasons I got
00:40:06.309 --> 00:40:10.710
offered a job at Rock 100 .5 eight years ago,
00:40:10.750 --> 00:40:14.210
and I said no. Well, first of all, it's part
00:40:14.210 --> 00:40:17.030
-time in Atlanta, which is ridiculous. Second
00:40:17.030 --> 00:40:20.690
of all, There's no weed. Who do you want to pick
00:40:20.690 --> 00:40:24.809
up the car and the gun? T .I. What happened at
00:40:24.809 --> 00:40:26.670
home with y 'all? What y 'all so upset about?
00:40:27.650 --> 00:40:34.369
Who we calling? Hang it up and lock it. Yes,
00:40:34.369 --> 00:40:43.130
sir. Here's T .I. Yes, sir. He's currently under
00:40:43.130 --> 00:40:45.650
arrest for obstruction. Okay. As well as a variety
00:40:45.650 --> 00:40:49.349
of other chapter. He was caught doing 70 in a
00:40:49.349 --> 00:40:51.590
45. He was instructed to step out of the vehicle
00:40:51.590 --> 00:40:52.849
because there was a firearm on the dashboard
00:40:52.849 --> 00:40:55.030
and we wanted to separate him from that. And
00:40:55.030 --> 00:41:00.610
he refused. Did he express his fear for safety?
00:41:01.469 --> 00:41:04.889
I like, I listen. I think TI is a punk. I like
00:41:04.889 --> 00:41:06.190
his music, but I think he's a terrible person.
00:41:06.809 --> 00:41:09.250
I think King Harris is a netball baby. But I
00:41:09.250 --> 00:41:12.429
side with them in this situation. We have. You
00:41:12.429 --> 00:41:14.030
know they wouldn't do this to Morgan Wallen.
00:41:14.590 --> 00:41:16.469
We got to be safe, too. He's right there with
00:41:16.469 --> 00:41:20.250
Don. Shut your ass. He's a stupid kid in a Pikachu
00:41:20.250 --> 00:41:26.389
outfit. He ain't gangsta. I don't know. There's
00:41:26.389 --> 00:41:30.449
absolutely no way to decide. He was told multiple
00:41:30.449 --> 00:41:35.719
times. Cops are so defensive. Why don't people
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:46.000
like us? Stuff like that. Ridiculous. Let me
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:50.539
see if 50 Cent posted anything. I mean, the kid
00:41:50.539 --> 00:41:52.300
King Harris kind of brings it on himself by never
00:41:52.300 --> 00:41:54.460
shutting up. But let me see here. Has 50 Cent
00:41:54.460 --> 00:41:58.159
posted anything? He has not. He might even be
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:02.880
like, that's messed up. AJ McLean from Backstreet
00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:10.320
Boys. Talks about using cocaine. First time I
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:13.239
tried drugs was before a video shoot in 2000.
00:42:14.460 --> 00:42:17.840
My call time was not until 2 a .m. Got it! It
00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:21.099
was a night shoot. I literally went out to dinner
00:42:21.099 --> 00:42:25.699
with some of the boys, took a nap, woke up a
00:42:25.699 --> 00:42:29.219
little groggy, and my buddy was there and he's
00:42:29.219 --> 00:42:32.059
like, well, if you're tired, I've got something
00:42:32.059 --> 00:42:34.400
that you can take that'll pick you up cocaine
00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:37.960
and he pulled out the bag and i was like oh hell
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:41.099
no no no no no no i am not doing that shit he's
00:42:41.099 --> 00:42:44.619
like well i'm gonna use your bathroom it's right
00:42:44.619 --> 00:42:51.800
there if you want it i i like this documentary
00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:56.079
music i very easily could have done the video
00:42:56.079 --> 00:42:59.599
shoot without being on drugs all right there
00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:04.599
you go aj mclean did coke i'll just um eric swalwell
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.460
the politician who is in trouble his politician
00:43:07.460 --> 00:43:14.260
or not sorry his accuser speaks out a politician
00:43:14.260 --> 00:43:20.260
being dirty no way hello everyone my name is
00:43:20.260 --> 00:43:26.400
lana drews in 2018 while i was living and working
00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:30.710
as a model in beverly hills And I also owned
00:43:30.710 --> 00:43:35.630
a fashion software company. I had contact with
00:43:35.630 --> 00:43:38.929
Eric Swalwell on three separate occasions after
00:43:38.929 --> 00:43:44.449
meeting him socially. He offered me connections
00:43:44.449 --> 00:43:47.849
to further my software company. All right. There
00:43:47.849 --> 00:43:51.969
you go. If you're having to brag about your connections,
00:43:52.130 --> 00:43:55.869
you're a loser. I'm sorry. There's no other way
00:43:55.869 --> 00:43:59.679
to put it. You're a punk ass little bitch. Tyler
00:43:59.679 --> 00:44:02.619
Perry's accuser was mocked for his role as frat
00:44:02.619 --> 00:44:05.940
guy number 10. Man, I hate how Hollywood just
00:44:05.940 --> 00:44:10.139
protects Tyler Perry. He's such a bitch. And
00:44:10.139 --> 00:44:16.920
in the closet. Today on TMZ. Okay, Blake Lively
00:44:16.920 --> 00:44:21.000
has one request for the judge in her trial against
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:23.679
Justin Baldoni. Please don't let the jury know
00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:27.429
that me and Ryan... are filthy rich. They want
00:44:27.429 --> 00:44:30.070
to hide their net worth and financial status.
00:44:30.309 --> 00:44:32.929
Oh yeah, because they're punks. When the jury
00:44:32.929 --> 00:44:35.670
know that they're just rolling in dough. We know
00:44:35.670 --> 00:44:37.289
we don't have sympathy for really rich people.
00:44:37.449 --> 00:44:40.570
The strategy is this. She should go shopping
00:44:40.570 --> 00:44:44.750
at Ross to buy her dresses. That's what I do!
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:48.300
Stars were out for Coachella weekend number one.
00:44:48.500 --> 00:44:50.719
Justin Bieber looked great. He sounded great.
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:52.659
Sabrina Carpenter had an amazing set. She's a
00:44:52.659 --> 00:44:55.400
hot piece of ass, isn't she? Kim K and Lewis
00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:58.139
Hamilton, we got them out. Justin Trudeau, Katy
00:44:58.139 --> 00:45:01.380
Perry. Did you see him? Justin Trudeau looked
00:45:01.380 --> 00:45:07.920
like a narc. Offset is already performing fresh.
00:45:08.260 --> 00:45:10.659
Oh, yeah. You know, he's got to get that money
00:45:10.659 --> 00:45:13.260
for all the bets, you know. Off of being shot.
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:15.400
Yeah, because he got bills he's got to pay. Mm
00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:18.079
-hmm. That's what I said, brother. Did a story
00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:20.500
that he's working to resolve a $100K debt to
00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:23.519
a Detroit casino. I feel bad for Offset. Casino.
00:45:24.219 --> 00:45:27.019
You did bankruptcy law. You should start a company
00:45:27.019 --> 00:45:30.079
helping bankrupt celebrities. I would love to
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.619
do it. I think you should do that and leave here
00:45:32.619 --> 00:45:35.400
and start a business. And Harvey Levin seems
00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:41.019
like such a bitch. So Sierra Miller from Summer
00:45:41.019 --> 00:45:44.880
House continues to throw shade at West and Amanda.
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:47.440
God, if you're having to talk about other people,
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:49.579
you're going to lose her. She did it in a collaboration
00:45:49.579 --> 00:45:54.480
with Sephora. Sephora! I'm actually just the
00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:56.460
word there. That place is so pretentious. Says
00:45:56.460 --> 00:46:00.389
at Sephora actually rewards loyalty. I feel stupid
00:46:00.389 --> 00:46:07.070
listening to their vocal front. Joe Rogan is
00:46:07.070 --> 00:46:11.010
mad at Donald Trump. You got him elected. Supposedly
00:46:11.010 --> 00:46:14.030
the team at Alex Jones' Infowars is mad at him
00:46:14.030 --> 00:46:16.690
as well. It's good to see the MAGA going down.
00:46:17.250 --> 00:46:21.449
Meghan Markle had a girls weekend trip in Sydney
00:46:21.449 --> 00:46:26.050
that is not selling out. And there you go. There
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was a really hot girl that went to the Coachella
00:46:28.510 --> 00:46:31.409
concert. Mm -hmm. I don't even think they let
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in ugly people. I know that sounds rude, but
00:46:33.610 --> 00:46:37.510
it's just kind of the truth. I mean, you ever
00:46:37.510 --> 00:46:40.590
see an ugly person at Coachella? I know that
00:46:40.590 --> 00:46:42.909
sounds rude, but it just seems like they might
00:46:42.909 --> 00:46:45.349
not let you in the area. There's something weird.
00:46:45.489 --> 00:46:48.710
Because everybody at Coachella is hot. Very off
00:46:48.710 --> 00:46:52.050
-putting. Mm -hmm. Like if you go to like a country
00:46:52.050 --> 00:46:54.570
concert, you'll never mind. I'm being mean, but
00:46:54.570 --> 00:47:01.710
I'm just being kind of real. Barbie Ferreira's
00:47:01.710 --> 00:47:04.309
decision to leave Euphoria was simple. Yeah,
00:47:04.449 --> 00:47:07.789
I mean, it seems like no one wants to be on Euphoria.
00:47:08.070 --> 00:47:10.289
She says she'd rather be able to act than be
00:47:10.289 --> 00:47:12.849
a background character. While chatting with Amanda
00:47:12.849 --> 00:47:15.309
Hirsch during her Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast.
00:47:15.670 --> 00:47:17.969
Yeah, I love that name. Not Skinny But Not Fat.
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describes me an episode released april 14th barbie
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:24.940
breaks down her exit as the character kat hernandez
00:47:24.940 --> 00:47:28.199
from season two of euphoria calling it the opposite
00:47:28.199 --> 00:47:31.239
of dramatic and a long process of being like
00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:34.219
i don't know if this is it for me all right well
00:47:34.219 --> 00:47:41.280
i've been around toxic environments Lena Dunham
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:43.699
details Adam Driver's alleged feral behavior
00:47:43.699 --> 00:47:47.539
on the set of Girls. In her new memoir, Fame
00:47:47.539 --> 00:47:50.059
Sick, the 39 -year -old recalls working alongside
00:47:50.059 --> 00:47:53.219
Adam Driver on Girls. Yeah, that was a weird
00:47:53.219 --> 00:47:56.170
-ass show. alleging the then -butting star could
00:47:56.170 --> 00:47:58.750
sometimes act like something feral during their
00:47:58.750 --> 00:48:04.849
time on set. While working with Adam on the HBO
00:48:04.849 --> 00:48:07.630
series, Lena writes that she considered him half
00:48:07.630 --> 00:48:10.309
-man, half -beast because of what she alleges
00:48:10.309 --> 00:48:13.090
was sometimes violent behavior, detailing one
00:48:13.090 --> 00:48:15.469
specific instance when they were practicing lines.
00:48:16.070 --> 00:48:19.170
Lena, who at the time was dealing with disassociation
00:48:19.170 --> 00:48:22.510
as part of her undiagnosed endometriosis, writes
00:48:22.510 --> 00:48:25.460
in Famesick, per the independent adam screamed
00:48:25.460 --> 00:48:28.599
say something and hurled a chair at the wall
00:48:28.599 --> 00:48:30.880
next to me seems like a really healthy environment
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:35.480
at hbl first you got euphoria then you got that
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:38.590
dumb show Hannah Cross is getting candid about
00:48:38.590 --> 00:48:41.349
her experience with ex -Brooklyn Beckham's family.
00:48:41.590 --> 00:48:43.530
Ah, yeah. Doesn't seem like the Beckhams are
00:48:43.530 --> 00:48:45.550
good people, now does it? As Brooklyn and wife
00:48:45.550 --> 00:48:48.170
Nicola Pelt Beckham continue to navigate their
00:48:48.170 --> 00:48:50.690
public rift from his parents David Beckham and
00:48:50.690 --> 00:48:53.010
Victoria Beckham, his ex -girlfriend reflects
00:48:53.010 --> 00:48:55.989
on her dynamic with his family during their 2019
00:48:55.989 --> 00:49:00.039
relationship. Ah, so here comes the ex! girlfriend
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:03.659
that wants attention no one cares about your
00:49:03.659 --> 00:49:06.840
opinion as she tells hello magazine in an interview
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:09.519
published april 12th my time with the family
00:49:09.519 --> 00:49:12.719
caused me a lot of anxiety oh how did you survive
00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:15.980
there were a lot of warning signs and things
00:49:15.980 --> 00:49:18.199
that happened during the relationship that in
00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:20.179
hindsight should have made me think and maybe
00:49:20.179 --> 00:49:23.300
end the relationship sooner than i did all right
00:49:23.300 --> 00:49:26.940
keep living in the past honey that's already
00:49:26.940 --> 00:49:32.380
baked Mm -hmm. jenny garth remembers shannon
00:49:32.380 --> 00:49:35.639
doherty with love the actress currently promoting
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:39.239
her new memoir i choose me shares insight into
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:41.980
what really went down between her and shannon
00:49:41.980 --> 00:49:45.300
who died of breast cancer in 2024 at the age
00:49:45.300 --> 00:49:49.440
of 53 when they co -starred on beverly hills
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:53.219
90210 together at the time rumors of a feud between
00:49:53.219 --> 00:49:56.360
the two abounded but during an april 14th appearance
00:49:56.360 --> 00:50:15.440
on fox 5 jenny says we didn't have the Alright,
00:50:21.539 --> 00:50:23.000
well, when you're giving the media attention
00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:25.440
about them putting you against each other and
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:29.000
you're just giving them more power. Dr. Pimple
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:32.280
Popper is detailing her own health scare. Dr.
00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:34.679
Sandra Lee shared that she suffered a stroke
00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:36.940
while filming season two of her Lifetime show.
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:40.519
Oh, Dr. Pimple Popper breaking out as she was
00:50:40.519 --> 00:50:44.539
seeing patients. She's freaking hot. At her Upland,
00:50:44.539 --> 00:50:47.039
California practice, the viral dermatologist
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:49.780
recalled the moment her health took a turn, telling
00:50:49.780 --> 00:50:52.280
people in an April 14th interview, quote, I had
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:54.659
what I thought was a hot flash. I got super sweaty
00:50:54.659 --> 00:50:57.369
and I didn't feel like myself. After going home
00:50:57.369 --> 00:50:59.170
that evening, the influencer recalled feeling
00:50:59.170 --> 00:51:02.170
very restless, as well as experiencing shooting
00:51:02.170 --> 00:51:05.070
pains in one of her legs. She also noticed that
00:51:05.070 --> 00:51:07.190
she was having a rough time walking down the
00:51:07.190 --> 00:51:09.429
stairs. She explains, quote, I noticed that I
00:51:09.429 --> 00:51:12.150
had a tough time articulating and just enunciating.
00:51:12.210 --> 00:51:17.889
Oh, I'm glad you're okay, baby doll. The person
00:51:17.889 --> 00:51:20.329
who was caught on camera hanging on a pipe that
00:51:20.329 --> 00:51:23.170
burst inside the George Mason University parking
00:51:23.170 --> 00:51:27.869
garage in the now viral video. Loser! Is speaking
00:51:27.869 --> 00:51:31.170
out about what happened. You hung from it and
00:51:31.170 --> 00:51:34.269
it broke. We didn't even know it was George Mason
00:51:34.269 --> 00:51:36.349
University's parking. We didn't know because
00:51:36.349 --> 00:51:38.210
we're not from the area, right? We were actually
00:51:38.210 --> 00:51:40.269
attending a club. Well, at least he admitted
00:51:40.269 --> 00:51:42.650
he did it wrong. I was right next door to that
00:51:42.650 --> 00:51:45.699
parking garage. Once we parked the van, we all
00:51:45.699 --> 00:51:48.880
got out. We were in high spirits. We were dancing.
00:51:48.880 --> 00:51:52.820
We were jumping around. Jumped on the pull -up
00:51:52.820 --> 00:51:55.659
bar. Did a couple reps. Some of the guys went
00:51:55.659 --> 00:51:58.059
right after me. Then when I tried to get that
00:51:58.059 --> 00:52:00.780
second... Alright, so you're sorry. Sorry I called
00:52:00.780 --> 00:52:04.599
you a loser. When you assume you make an ass
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:08.699
of you and me. Katy Perry is facing legal troubles
00:52:08.699 --> 00:52:11.780
after Ruby Rose accuses the Dark Horse singer
00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:13.420
of sexually assaulting her. I love that song,
00:52:13.500 --> 00:52:15.659
Dark Horse. Although I don't like when like Mix
00:52:15.659 --> 00:52:19.179
100 .7 takes out the Juicy J part. Eat your heart
00:52:19.179 --> 00:52:21.000
out like Jeffrey Dahmer is something you need.
00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:25.199
More than a decade earlier in an Australian nightclub,
00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:28.360
Katy, whose rep denies the allegations, is being
00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:31.059
investigated for the alleged incident. All right,
00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:32.920
there you go. She probably did it. Because it's
00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:34.980
such a weird story that it seems kind of believable.
00:52:36.190 --> 00:52:39.550
A reminder, there are cameras everywhere. We
00:52:39.550 --> 00:52:42.090
showed you this video last week of cops using
00:52:42.090 --> 00:52:44.530
a device called the grappler to stop a suspect
00:52:44.530 --> 00:52:47.510
they were chasing on a highway. Well, we're now
00:52:47.510 --> 00:52:50.349
learning the chopper filming the action zoomed
00:52:50.349 --> 00:52:52.449
in and discovered one of the sheriff's deputies
00:52:52.449 --> 00:52:58.670
was on a dating app. A chopper is reporting on
00:52:58.670 --> 00:53:01.829
a dramatic SWAT team operation, but when the
00:53:01.829 --> 00:53:05.159
camera zooms in... Can it be? Is this deputy
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:08.800
real? He's on Tinder. The worst one of them all.
00:53:10.139 --> 00:53:13.599
Scrolling through a dating app? The drama started
00:53:13.599 --> 00:53:16.360
when deputies deployed the so -called grappler
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:20.480
to bring a stolen car to a standstill. Instead,
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:23.159
the vehicle... That was a weird sound effect.
00:53:24.099 --> 00:53:30.829
That's what my panic attacks sound like. Instead,
00:53:30.989 --> 00:53:33.769
the vehicle veers off to the side and crashes
00:53:33.769 --> 00:53:38.070
into a wall. A standoff follows with SWAT officers
00:53:38.070 --> 00:53:40.429
attempting to get the armed. All right. So he
00:53:40.429 --> 00:53:43.809
was on Tinder. I'll be honest with board opt
00:53:43.809 --> 00:53:48.590
many times on Tinder. This was not spontaneous.
00:53:49.349 --> 00:53:54.559
This was planned. Targeted. and extremely serious.
00:53:54.739 --> 00:53:57.219
Got it. This morning, authorities say these disturbing
00:53:57.219 --> 00:54:00.179
surveillance images show suspect Daniel Moreno
00:54:00.179 --> 00:54:03.690
Gama clutching a flaming Molotov cocktail. He's
00:54:03.690 --> 00:54:06.030
accused of hurling the explosive device at the
00:54:06.030 --> 00:54:09.710
California home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. He
00:54:09.710 --> 00:54:13.469
seems like a sociopath. Just the vibe, yeah.
00:54:13.769 --> 00:54:16.250
Someone threw a Molotov cocktail slash sticky
00:54:16.250 --> 00:54:18.329
bomb. The 20 -year -old said to be arraigned
00:54:18.329 --> 00:54:21.409
today on multiple state charges, including attempted
00:54:21.409 --> 00:54:24.269
murder and possession of a deadly weapon. All
00:54:24.269 --> 00:54:27.289
right, well, you're a loser. Although, can't
00:54:27.289 --> 00:54:29.349
you be teased a little too easy to convince on
00:54:29.349 --> 00:54:31.500
things, man? and you hear those stories that
00:54:31.500 --> 00:54:32.880
they're like convincing people to kill themselves
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:36.179
like what are you doing former michigan football
00:54:36.179 --> 00:54:39.420
coach sharon war is sentenced to 18 months probation
00:54:39.420 --> 00:54:43.099
of oh yeah you know his life's over although
00:54:43.099 --> 00:54:45.559
i think he'll coach again it just shows people
00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:47.880
want to think that these celebrities are immoral
00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:51.239
but he cheated on his wife with a co -worker
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:54.840
and that mike ravel cheated on his wife with
00:54:54.840 --> 00:55:00.619
someone in the media They're scumbags. Avoiding
00:55:00.619 --> 00:55:03.219
jail time. The sentence is for a confrontation
00:55:03.219 --> 00:55:06.079
with his executive assistants. She's a hot piece
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:12.719
of ass, isn't she? Bunny XO says she's never
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:15.539
dated a man for his looks, only how he made her
00:55:15.539 --> 00:55:18.179
feel. I'm sure. Besides when they paid you money
00:55:18.179 --> 00:55:21.599
to have sex with you. While shutting down a fan
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:23.780
who insinuated looks are important to finding
00:55:23.780 --> 00:55:26.099
love. She's implying she doesn't find Jelly Roll
00:55:26.099 --> 00:55:28.300
attractive is what she's saying. A down author
00:55:28.300 --> 00:55:30.480
who has been married to Grammy winner Jelly Roll
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:33.699
since 2016 writes in a column published to Playboy
00:55:33.699 --> 00:55:36.460
April 14th that the perfect appearance has never
00:55:36.460 --> 00:55:38.619
been a box she's looked to check romantically.
00:55:39.099 --> 00:55:42.800
Alright, well. The box you would check was guys
00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:47.989
paying to have sex with you. Sandra Bullock is
00:55:47.989 --> 00:55:50.429
finally on Instagram, but don't expect selfies.
00:55:50.590 --> 00:55:53.409
She's using the platform to troll, taking a cheeky
00:55:53.409 --> 00:56:03.130
shot at Channing Tatum and her other celebrity
00:56:03.130 --> 00:56:06.130
friends. The Oscar winner seemingly poking fun
00:56:06.130 --> 00:56:08.889
at her former co -star Channing Tatum's previous
00:56:08.889 --> 00:56:13.719
words from 2024. Got it. In which he admitted
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:16.739
to buying a year's worth of shirts to avoid doing
00:56:16.739 --> 00:56:19.559
laundry. All right. Sandy riding in the comment
00:56:19.559 --> 00:56:22.500
section alongside a winking emoji. Of course
00:56:22.500 --> 00:56:25.019
you did. And Channing wasn't the only one to
00:56:25.019 --> 00:56:27.239
get a fun comment from Sandra. The Practical
00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:29.900
Magic 2 star also commenting beneath the video
00:56:29.900 --> 00:56:33.219
of her pal Jennifer Aniston doing Jason Bateman's.
00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:37.539
All right. So she's a troll. I am. As they say.
00:56:37.659 --> 00:56:42.730
That wasn't on my bingo card for the year. Legendary
00:56:42.730 --> 00:56:45.570
college basketball broadcaster Dick Vitale is
00:56:45.570 --> 00:56:49.090
battling a new cancer diagnosis. It is his fifth
00:56:49.090 --> 00:56:52.170
cancer battle in five years. I hope you're okay,
00:56:52.250 --> 00:56:54.809
bud. It sucks. It just seems like it keeps on
00:56:54.809 --> 00:56:57.829
happening. Our investigative reporter, Chuck
00:56:57.829 --> 00:57:00.369
Gowdy, has been looking into this clash of politics
00:57:00.369 --> 00:57:02.710
and religion between the president and the pope.
00:57:02.809 --> 00:57:05.030
And one source of information, one snapshot,
00:57:05.250 --> 00:57:08.409
is the pope's voting record here in his home
00:57:08.409 --> 00:57:12.239
state of Illinois. The Pope may be known as Leo
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:14.760
in the Roman Catholic Church, but he is also
00:57:14.760 --> 00:57:18.019
known as an absentee Illinois voter, and his
00:57:18.019 --> 00:57:20.760
registration card here lists him by his birth
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:25.059
name. Robert Francis Prevost. By laying out decidedly
00:57:25.059 --> 00:57:27.360
Catholic Christian criticism of the U .S. war
00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:30.559
in Iran, this Chicago native pope has opened
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:33.340
the door to a look at his own politics. How did
00:57:33.340 --> 00:57:35.980
he vote in Illinois primary elections? And how
00:57:35.980 --> 00:57:38.699
politically attuned has the pope been while living
00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:41.699
overseas, thousands of miles from the red, white,
00:57:41.719 --> 00:57:45.599
and blue? Here at his workplace, he's known as
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:47.780
Pope Leo, and he wears a miter to the office.
00:57:47.920 --> 00:57:50.480
When he comes to his birthplace, it may be a
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:53.420
beloved White Sox cap. And here at his polling
00:57:53.420 --> 00:57:56.500
place in southwest suburban Will County, he's
00:57:56.500 --> 00:57:59.940
known as Bob Prevost. Because Cardinal Prevost,
00:57:59.980 --> 00:58:02.619
now Pope Leo, has been deployed to global assignments
00:58:02.619 --> 00:58:05.820
by the Catholic Church, he has been voting absentee
00:58:05.820 --> 00:58:08.320
in political elections for more than 14 years.
00:58:08.539 --> 00:58:10.599
According to county voter records... So he's
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:14.510
Republican, okay, cool. I love Chuck Goldie,
00:58:14.530 --> 00:58:18.150
but that announcer was putting me to sleep. And
00:58:18.150 --> 00:58:20.530
now the details on the investigation into the
00:58:20.530 --> 00:58:23.210
death of Ashley Robinson. Her family is demanding
00:58:23.210 --> 00:58:25.550
answers after the influencer from South Jersey.
00:58:25.750 --> 00:58:27.630
Yeah, this is so sad. That white guy makes all
00:58:27.630 --> 00:58:30.449
white guys like men. Was found dead during a
00:58:30.449 --> 00:58:33.989
trip to Africa where she had just been engaged.
00:58:34.349 --> 00:58:36.210
Action News reporter Cheyenne Corrine joining
00:58:36.210 --> 00:58:38.769
us live in the Satellite Center with more on
00:58:38.769 --> 00:58:41.480
this heartbreaking story. Cheyenne. Alicia, well,
00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:43.920
Ashley Robinson, she actually was raised locally
00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:46.599
in South Jersey, and now her death in Zanzibar
00:58:46.599 --> 00:58:49.619
is making headlines across the world. Well, today
00:58:49.619 --> 00:58:52.139
we spoke to her family in Delaware who say they
00:58:52.139 --> 00:58:54.400
aren't getting answers from her fiance or. Of
00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:57.880
course not. He's a loser. Officials in Tanzania
00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:02.699
about what happened to her. Uncertainty, mystery,
00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:08.690
anger. I'd be angry, too. Sadness. It's like
00:59:08.690 --> 00:59:11.289
a part of me has been taken away. On April 5th,
00:59:11.289 --> 00:59:14.070
influencer Ashley Robinson, who goes by Ashley
00:59:14.070 --> 00:59:16.909
Janae on social media, was celebrating her 31st
00:59:16.909 --> 00:59:19.250
birthday in Zanzibar. She was a beautiful woman.
00:59:19.389 --> 00:59:22.070
Bar Tanzania. She was on the vacation with her
00:59:22.070 --> 00:59:24.590
boyfriend of one year, who popped the question.
00:59:24.789 --> 00:59:28.570
He looks like a creep. Two days before. We believe
00:59:28.570 --> 00:59:32.449
that they were in love. We believe that their
00:59:32.449 --> 00:59:34.909
relationship was genuine. Well, I'll rest in
00:59:34.909 --> 00:59:38.190
peace, babe. I'm sorry. And then all the comments
00:59:38.190 --> 00:59:40.510
on like the shade room is like anti -white. I'm
00:59:40.510 --> 00:59:42.349
like, good. Just separate the country more, you
00:59:42.349 --> 00:59:48.469
moron. Lindsay Chrisley is facing a legal battle.
00:59:48.690 --> 00:59:51.619
Oh, yeah, she is. She seems crazy, but she did
00:59:51.619 --> 00:59:53.760
not deserve what happened to her. The Chrisley
00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:56.659
Knows Best alum's boyfriend, David Lanzman, was
00:59:56.659 --> 00:59:59.679
arrested for aggravated assault slash strangulation
00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:02.619
and battery on April 10th in Cherokee County,
01:00:02.780 --> 01:00:05.840
Georgia, according to arrest records and an affidavit
01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:08.260
attached to Chrisley's petition for a temporary
01:00:08.260 --> 01:00:11.480
protective order obtained by E! News. The April
01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:14.420
13th filing alleged that she and Lanzman, who
01:00:14.420 --> 01:00:16.719
was booked in the Cherokee County Jail and has
01:00:16.719 --> 01:00:19.539
since been released, had an altercation on April
01:00:19.539 --> 01:00:22.840
10th. after he, quote, saw a photo on the petitioner's
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:24.900
phone that he thought was a photo of another
01:00:24.900 --> 01:00:27.340
man while they were out to dinner. All right,
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:33.980
so there's, um, what do we have here? First of
01:00:33.980 --> 01:00:36.960
its kind study has debunked claims of any kind
01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:39.800
of link between fluoride and water and the loss
01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:43.559
in an IQ. And this research was extremely comprehensive.
01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.739
The study followed more than 10 ,000 people starting
01:00:46.739 --> 01:00:50.559
back in 1957. That end here is the best part.
01:00:51.780 --> 01:00:56.179
Back in 1957, it then followed their cognitive
01:00:56.179 --> 01:00:59.260
ability over the decades. Researchers found no
01:00:59.260 --> 01:01:02.199
evidence that fluoride exposure impacted intelligence
01:01:02.199 --> 01:01:06.079
in any way. The results directly contradict claims
01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:09.119
of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. You're
01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:13.739
telling me RFK Jr. is a moron? No way! Happy
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Hot Topic! The pride flag the Trump administration
01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:23.079
removed from the Stonewall National Monument
01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:25.960
in February in New York will be restored. Oh,
01:01:25.980 --> 01:01:30.340
my God. If a pride flag bothers you, you're probably
01:01:30.340 --> 01:01:35.199
in the closet. Life is so short. And if it really
01:01:35.199 --> 01:01:37.159
bothers you, you probably want to hook up with
01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:40.219
a guy. I'm sorry. There's something sketchy about
01:01:40.219 --> 01:01:43.079
the fact that if a pride flag bothers you, there's
01:01:43.079 --> 01:01:46.380
something going on inside. This comes after a
01:01:46.380 --> 01:01:49.400
lawsuit brought by various nonprofit groups against
01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:52.300
Department of Interior Secretary Doug Burgum.
01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:56.239
All right, there you go. Homophobia. Good riddance.
01:01:57.559 --> 01:02:06.880
All right. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:09.940
How long have you been recording here? About
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an hour. I got a piss. Sorry, I'm back. And...
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Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in
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the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy Hour will
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be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:39.880
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:45.639
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:48.199
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:50.639
listening to this next song, you can skip over
01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:53.280
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
01:02:53.280 --> 01:02:56.860
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:59.400
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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Oh, yeah. Here's Vi and GLC with Hurdle. Hurdle.
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I told some beauties Being a nice guy, I leave
01:03:24.070 --> 01:03:26.329
that to them dudes that shoot hoots. I'd rather
01:03:26.329 --> 01:03:28.869
roll through in a new coupe with chicks that
01:03:28.869 --> 01:03:32.070
get 200 to do shoots. Feeling a shooby -dooby
01:03:32.070 --> 01:03:34.570
while we listen to smooth groove. Dude, I tried
01:03:34.570 --> 01:03:37.369
to told you I'm hot like magma. Keep them in.
01:03:37.469 --> 01:03:40.150
I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum near the stash
01:03:40.150 --> 01:03:42.510
of the Magnums. Never know which one I'ma use.
01:03:42.750 --> 01:03:44.670
Right there, I got a couple people confused.
01:03:45.030 --> 01:03:49.269
Never lose. Never snooze. Then I pop and knock
01:03:49.269 --> 01:03:52.210
you out of your shoes. I shut down cruise. And
01:03:52.210 --> 01:03:55.289
rock Taylor Mays suits and Louis shoes It's hard
01:03:55.289 --> 01:03:58.150
to do what I do Sonny like Evel Knievel, keep
01:03:58.150 --> 01:04:00.710
a watch face see -through I do this for my people,
01:04:00.710 --> 01:04:03.090
sell them shit too, they scream through My mom
01:04:03.090 --> 01:04:05.929
said I was a walking felony Cause I kept 16's
01:04:05.929 --> 01:04:08.289
in the closet like Kelly Shot with a cello, my
01:04:08.289 --> 01:04:10.789
dogs ain't walkin' Chickens ain't rockin' and
01:04:10.789 --> 01:04:31.980
we digs ain't scrunchin' at them I'm not a mad
01:04:31.980 --> 01:04:34.460
rapper. I'm a disgruntled and sin. I'll teach
01:04:34.460 --> 01:04:37.139
you dudes about tussling with me. Truth is, I
01:04:37.139 --> 01:04:39.840
hate these marks. I should go to Jamie's park
01:04:39.840 --> 01:04:42.179
and leave these rappers handicapped parking.
01:04:42.199 --> 01:04:44.500
When you see your boy out, bow down and kiss
01:04:44.500 --> 01:04:46.880
the ring. When it's true about myself, I ain't
01:04:46.880 --> 01:04:49.079
worried about a thing. This is Shaft City, man.
01:04:49.400 --> 01:04:52.280
Where the fuck you from? Shit can't go up. She
01:04:52.280 --> 01:04:55.019
ain't gobbling. My partner, Supreme, told me,
01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:57.800
flows hard on these monkeys. I hit pro gyms and
01:04:57.800 --> 01:05:00.000
told him, make my wrist chunky. She ain't hung
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.139
like donkey. And fuck Them dudes who won't get
01:05:02.139 --> 01:05:04.179
nicked. They ain't beautiful. Keep them breasts.
01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:09.340
Go man. Hit me. I'm funky like. Leg shots to
01:05:09.340 --> 01:05:11.400
let you know that I'm serious. When the blocks
01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:13.780
get hot. I'm in the streets. Bad chest. And I
01:05:13.780 --> 01:05:17.099
got money invested. Easy deficit. You know I
01:05:17.099 --> 01:05:19.480
ain't fucking. Them chickens ain't fucking. Them
01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:40.269
pigs ain't searching. And I'm broke. This ain't
01:05:40.269 --> 01:05:42.329
the young and restless, you can say the drama
01:05:42.329 --> 01:05:44.809
Like some poor boy, put your life on pause like
01:05:44.809 --> 01:05:47.829
a comma Who you cuttin' corners, who you stackin'
01:05:47.849 --> 01:05:50.269
monies They turn comedians, man, they get to
01:05:50.269 --> 01:05:54.150
actin' funny I know the MCs, the real MCs Shamos
01:05:54.150 --> 01:05:57.449
ain't grew, man, so shoppin' with me We get a
01:05:57.449 --> 01:06:00.570
pumpkin head in front of your Lidota You a broke
01:06:00.570 --> 01:06:03.309
pop machine, shit, you out of order I'ma come
01:06:03.309 --> 01:06:05.769
and get you, don't make me cheat We hit you up
01:06:05.769 --> 01:06:08.719
the shelves like a snail or a armadillo Watch
01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:11.380
the blue lights, rip the blue film, slice it,
01:06:11.400 --> 01:06:14.360
slice it, make him look like he got gills This
01:06:14.360 --> 01:06:17.260
ain't artificial, man, it's real, throw him in
01:06:17.260 --> 01:06:20.099
like Michigan and hope the n***a can't swim And
01:06:20.099 --> 01:06:22.780
if he can't, I guess he won't live, give him
01:06:22.780 --> 01:06:24.880
names, get your w*** changed, he ain't hate a
01:06:24.880 --> 01:07:01.539
beat Oh, geez. That was some coffee. Oh, yeah.
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Let's get back to it. All right. Welcome to Door
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is closing. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Ladies and
01:08:16.939 --> 01:08:21.039
gentlemen, here it is. The most listened to radio
01:08:21.039 --> 01:08:23.939
show on the planet. Even the other stations are
01:08:23.939 --> 01:08:50.979
tuned in, too. We got another one to talk about
01:08:50.979 --> 01:08:58.779
Scroll, same face, same pose Filter on thick
01:08:58.779 --> 01:09:01.520
like them fake friends clothes Capture so deep
01:09:01.520 --> 01:09:04.180
it don't say one thing But the brand deal link
01:09:04.180 --> 01:09:06.840
always stay front page She rehearse that laugh
01:09:06.840 --> 01:09:09.720
that I'm just like you In a hotel mirror with
01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:12.119
a spontaneous view Wants a mic, wants the merch,
01:09:12.239 --> 01:09:14.819
wants the podcast chance Say a whole lot of words
01:09:14.819 --> 01:09:18.239
but there's nothing really there This is a wannabe,
01:09:18.420 --> 01:09:22.699
call a daddy. Wannabe. Wannabe. Trying to copy
01:09:22.699 --> 01:09:26.939
every topic, every baddie. Yeah. All blood. All
01:09:26.939 --> 01:09:29.979
blood. But it's hollow in the center. Throw one,
01:09:30.020 --> 01:09:32.899
throw twice. You forget about the dinner. Alex
01:09:32.899 --> 01:09:36.619
Pearl is a wannabe. That's tragic. Same script,
01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:39.399
same lines, all plastic. Happy hour, call it
01:09:39.399 --> 01:09:42.640
out. That's a habit. We allergic to the fake.
01:09:42.960 --> 01:09:47.149
Yeah, we got a habit. Story time hit, but it's
01:09:47.149 --> 01:09:49.550
all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc every
01:09:49.550 --> 01:09:52.550
couple of years New boy, same plot, cue the ring
01:09:52.550 --> 01:09:54.810
light glow Like we ain't seen this rerun four
01:09:54.810 --> 01:09:57.890
seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm a hot
01:09:57.890 --> 01:10:00.449
mess queen But the hair never moves, teeth way
01:10:00.449 --> 01:10:03.250
too clean Every word sound clipped from a promo
01:10:03.250 --> 01:10:06.270
sheet Whole life, one long, sponsor me, angry
01:10:06.270 --> 01:10:10.590
Alex Pearl is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe,
01:10:10.829 --> 01:10:14.710
wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every topic, everybody
01:10:14.710 --> 01:10:19.069
Come on, all talk, all gloss But it's hollow
01:10:19.069 --> 01:10:23.390
in the center You forget about a dinner Alex
01:10:23.390 --> 01:10:26.989
Earl is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script,
01:10:27.090 --> 01:10:29.770
same lines, all plastic Hoppy, I will call it
01:10:29.770 --> 01:10:32.989
out, that's the habit We allergic to the fake
01:10:32.989 --> 01:10:38.090
Yeah, we gotta have him Ay, ay, runnin', runnin'
01:10:38.090 --> 01:10:42.100
They confused, clout With a soul, turn the timeline
01:10:42.100 --> 01:10:45.659
to a black hole Pretty face, they can take, that's
01:10:45.659 --> 01:10:48.100
the package But empty stays empty, you can't
01:10:48.100 --> 01:10:51.600
capture magic So we sip on truth, that I be brute
01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:55.319
Every Friday, yeah, we review If the crown don't
01:10:55.319 --> 01:10:59.220
fit, don't grab it If the mic too heavy, don't
01:10:59.220 --> 01:11:02.880
drag it Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her daddy
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:06.939
Wannabe, wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every topic,
01:11:07.220 --> 01:11:10.930
everybody Come on, uh -oh All talk, all glum.
01:11:11.090 --> 01:11:14.970
But it's hollow in the center. You forget about
01:11:14.970 --> 01:11:18.750
it, dinner. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic.
01:11:19.250 --> 01:11:22.329
Same script, same lines, all classic. Hoppy hour,
01:11:22.449 --> 01:11:25.729
turn it up. Make them panic. Be allergic to the
01:11:25.729 --> 01:11:42.029
fake. Yeah, we gotta have them. Oh, yeah. 856
01:11:42.029 --> 01:11:50.229
-49W. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me
01:11:50.229 --> 01:11:53.470
at Ryan Happy Radio. You can always email me,
01:11:53.550 --> 01:12:03.630
ryanhappyradio at gmail .com. Happy Hot Topic.
01:12:06.069 --> 01:12:09.770
Let's see what's going on with these brats. TMZ
01:12:09.770 --> 01:12:12.710
has learned that the Alex versus Alex beef has
01:12:12.710 --> 01:12:15.470
no singular explosive moment behind it. It's
01:12:15.470 --> 01:12:17.409
just two blondes that think they're better than
01:12:17.409 --> 01:12:20.060
each other. It's just a slow burn that's boiling
01:12:20.060 --> 01:12:22.579
over again, so let me give you a recap of everything
01:12:22.579 --> 01:12:24.800
you need to know. Sources close to the situation
01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:26.979
tell us the drama all kind of started when Earl
01:12:26.979 --> 01:12:29.319
teamed up with Cooper to launch the Hot Mess
01:12:29.319 --> 01:12:32.319
podcast on - Oh yeah, we all loved it! ...under
01:12:32.319 --> 01:12:34.640
the Unwell Network. They started not really seeing
01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:37.180
eye to eye, the dynamic shifted - Yeah, you know,
01:12:37.260 --> 01:12:39.359
I hope Cooper is just thinking she's smarter
01:12:39.359 --> 01:12:43.479
than everybody! Even though she has ghostwriters!
01:12:44.029 --> 01:12:45.829
And then things really hit the fan. Which makes
01:12:45.829 --> 01:12:48.170
you wonder if she's even good at sex. In February
01:12:48.170 --> 01:12:51.229
of 2025, when Earl's contract was up, our sources
01:12:51.229 --> 01:12:53.770
say that Cooper and the Unwell Network weren't
01:12:53.770 --> 01:12:56.350
giving Earl what she felt she deserved. Yeah,
01:12:56.369 --> 01:12:58.909
you know, it's really weird. Like, she looks
01:12:58.909 --> 01:13:01.670
just like Alex Cooper. She's just basic blonde.
01:13:02.069 --> 01:13:03.750
And that it wasn't just a singular issue, but
01:13:03.750 --> 01:13:06.069
a combo of business and personal disagreement.
01:13:06.329 --> 01:13:09.430
All right, so there's that. And let's see if
01:13:09.430 --> 01:13:13.710
we can unpack this a little more. See if we can
01:13:13.710 --> 01:13:21.649
unbutton it a little more. This headline just
01:13:21.649 --> 01:13:24.569
does not want to go away. Alex Earl. Hey, girl.
01:13:24.689 --> 01:13:28.729
The passive aggressive free post. I love how
01:13:28.729 --> 01:13:30.590
Alex Cooper is acting like she's not passive
01:13:30.590 --> 01:13:33.529
aggressive. The likes and the commenting on things.
01:13:33.710 --> 01:13:37.489
I got to call you out here. You need to get specific
01:13:37.489 --> 01:13:41.739
and just say what you got to say about me. We
01:13:41.739 --> 01:13:45.079
think you're talented, but kind of a brat. No
01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:48.539
NDA. No one is stopping you because I'm really
01:13:48.539 --> 01:13:51.840
tired of waking up. You know what this is? This
01:13:51.840 --> 01:13:53.720
is Tampa Radio reference. This is like Bubba
01:13:53.720 --> 01:13:55.979
versus Kelta. They're the absolute same person.
01:13:56.079 --> 01:13:59.359
They look alike. They do the same thing. And
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:02.380
they're just threatened. Seeing you using this
01:14:02.380 --> 01:14:05.340
fake drama to distract from other going online
01:14:05.340 --> 01:14:08.789
for you. Not interested. Alex Earl commenting
01:14:08.789 --> 01:14:11.649
on Alex Cooper's TikTok writing, okay, on it.
01:14:11.770 --> 01:14:13.930
Yeah, she didn't know what to say. But she's
01:14:13.930 --> 01:14:18.109
a moron. This comes after the ongoing feud. Rumors
01:14:18.109 --> 01:14:20.329
seem to be reaching a boiling point after. Oh,
01:14:20.369 --> 01:14:23.529
yeah. Earl reposted this TikTok made from this
01:14:23.529 --> 01:14:25.649
woman named the Bravo mom who had a lot of followers.
01:14:25.770 --> 01:14:28.350
But she she's like commenting on call her daddy
01:14:28.350 --> 01:14:30.850
while in her car. There is nothing more pathetic
01:14:30.850 --> 01:14:34.750
than a car selfie video. on TikTok. It's low
01:14:34.750 --> 01:14:37.829
production. It shows that you're very impulsive
01:14:37.829 --> 01:14:40.760
and you think you're smarter than us. by the
01:14:40.760 --> 01:14:43.319
Bravo Mom, where she shared her take on Alex
01:14:43.319 --> 01:14:45.420
Cooper's drama -filled interviews on Call Her
01:14:45.420 --> 01:14:47.840
Daddy. Yeah, you know, you want to have an interesting
01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:51.439
interview, heaven forbid. Oh, but the Bravo Mom
01:14:51.439 --> 01:14:55.300
chimed in. Oh, the real genius. Honestly, compare
01:14:55.300 --> 01:14:59.579
Alex Cooper to an ambulance chaser. You just
01:14:59.579 --> 01:15:02.579
had the most horrific accident of your life.
01:15:02.659 --> 01:15:05.319
You're, you know, hanging on by a thread. So
01:15:05.319 --> 01:15:07.920
are you. Who the hell is the Bravo Mom? You got
01:15:07.920 --> 01:15:10.020
a lot of followers, but... Who are you, honey?
01:15:10.279 --> 01:15:12.560
Don't know if you're going to make it. And she's
01:15:12.560 --> 01:15:14.979
the first one there. Alex Earl was a guest on
01:15:14.979 --> 01:15:16.899
Call Her Daddy back. So there's that. And then
01:15:16.899 --> 01:15:19.600
there's this. Alex Earl reveals the exact moment
01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:22.199
she saw Alex Cooper's video about their ongoing
01:15:22.199 --> 01:15:24.819
feud. She was getting plaid by Tom Brady of it.
01:15:25.060 --> 01:15:27.340
The influencer's friends filmed the moment she
01:15:27.340 --> 01:15:29.739
learned of Alex Cooper's viral TikTok, urging
01:15:29.739 --> 01:15:32.739
Alex Earl to address their beef head on. Oh,
01:15:32.800 --> 01:15:37.390
yeah. You can address me head on. The influencer's
01:15:37.390 --> 01:15:39.470
friends filmed the moment she learned of Alex
01:15:39.470 --> 01:15:42.229
Cooper's viral TikTok video urging Alex Earl
01:15:42.229 --> 01:15:45.430
to address their beef head on. They really like
01:15:45.430 --> 01:15:47.890
that line, head on. Over an April 14th TikTok
01:15:47.890 --> 01:15:50.470
video, if you're wondering, this is how I was
01:15:50.470 --> 01:15:55.970
woken up the morning after Coachella. So, we
01:15:55.970 --> 01:15:58.770
have to show you a TikTok. Oh, this is totally
01:15:58.770 --> 01:16:01.529
not staged. No wonder you got to let go from
01:16:01.529 --> 01:16:07.210
the unwell network. You're not funny. No, I don't
01:16:07.210 --> 01:16:09.510
usually address this kind of stuff because...
01:16:09.510 --> 01:16:12.170
Oh, this is so fake. Why is everything fake?
01:16:13.149 --> 01:16:15.649
You'd be good on a prank call morning show. Is
01:16:15.649 --> 01:16:18.470
it funny? It feels like a waste of time and honestly,
01:16:18.649 --> 01:16:22.369
no. This is how boring you are, Alex, is that
01:16:22.369 --> 01:16:24.149
you're pretending you didn't know about it, honey.
01:16:25.109 --> 01:16:28.649
...other people and just say it. I'm going to
01:16:28.649 --> 01:16:32.029
look like I just woke up in bed. Wow. I hate
01:16:32.029 --> 01:16:36.859
to say it, but... I would say that Alex Cooper
01:16:36.859 --> 01:16:42.079
won that battle. Mm -hmm. I would say she came
01:16:42.079 --> 01:16:46.220
out on top. But she probably likes doing it on
01:16:46.220 --> 01:16:56.020
top. I am so stupid. All righty. It's time for
01:16:56.020 --> 01:17:10.270
side chick news. Oh! Wild. Hell yeah. Happy,
01:17:10.350 --> 01:17:16.609
baby. Side chick noise. We talking masher today.
01:17:18.350 --> 01:17:22.170
Mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the
01:17:22.170 --> 01:17:24.390
booth, cutting straight through the surf. Call
01:17:24.390 --> 01:17:26.810
it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.
01:17:27.010 --> 01:17:29.430
You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
01:17:29.449 --> 01:17:31.909
The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
01:17:31.989 --> 01:17:34.350
Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
01:17:34.350 --> 01:17:37.149
dates. Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe.
01:17:37.289 --> 01:17:39.649
Then they on the yacht pick, trying to hide the
01:17:39.649 --> 01:17:42.229
face. From the field to the runway, everybody
01:17:42.229 --> 01:17:45.210
frontin'. Posting healing energy while they DM
01:17:45.210 --> 01:17:47.489
huntin'. Scrolling through the gram, all I see
01:17:47.489 --> 01:17:49.810
is double lives. You can't tag the man, but you
01:17:49.810 --> 01:17:52.270
tag the watch he buys. This is side check news,
01:17:52.510 --> 01:18:02.090
side check news. Ryan Hoppy gon' choose. Yes,
01:18:02.090 --> 01:18:05.590
Diana Rossini resigned from the athletic. Mm
01:18:05.590 --> 01:18:11.289
-hmm. She's in a little bit of trouble. Oh, that
01:18:11.289 --> 01:18:20.470
is. Yeah, she doesn't care. She's a star chick.
01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:34.279
Uh, funny how the timeline never shows that bit
01:18:34.279 --> 01:18:36.859
Look, I'm just reading what the headlines say
01:18:36.859 --> 01:18:39.600
I'm the voice in your car, you pretend you hate
01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:42.239
Uh, laughing at the drama, yeah, we know it ain't
01:18:42.239 --> 01:18:44.880
new Same story, new face, welcome back to the
01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:47.840
zoo This that side chick news, side chick news
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Right, I be gon' do Every fraud, every bling,
01:18:51.359 --> 01:18:54.899
every late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah,
01:18:54.920 --> 01:18:57.920
we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise Side
01:18:57.920 --> 01:19:01.409
chick news, whole world tuned to the truth Far
01:19:01.409 --> 01:19:04.109
from your man, can't hide from this fool. Side
01:19:04.109 --> 01:19:09.550
chick news. Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
01:19:09.609 --> 01:19:12.229
breaking, breaking, breaking. Another is complicated
01:19:12.229 --> 01:19:16.310
situation. Another we were on a break. Expectation,
01:19:16.310 --> 01:19:19.630
explanation. If you gotta say we low key, that's
01:19:19.630 --> 01:19:22.710
the clue. You ain't mean, you just headline fool.
01:19:25.829 --> 01:19:36.560
Side chick news. This that side chick news. We
01:19:36.560 --> 01:19:39.180
expose, we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is
01:19:39.180 --> 01:19:42.000
on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news. Whole
01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:44.760
world tuned to the truth. You can't hide from
01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:47.479
your man, can't hide from this booze. Side chick
01:19:47.479 --> 01:20:00.840
news. Oh, yeah. 856 -4900. That's 856 -4900.
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Tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always
01:20:06.949 --> 01:20:10.770
email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. All right.
01:20:11.149 --> 01:20:18.310
What's going on with this mutant? Happy Hot Topic!
01:20:18.470 --> 01:20:21.550
Our insider, Diana Rossini, is out of a job,
01:20:21.689 --> 01:20:24.689
but not because The Athletic fired her. Instead,
01:20:24.850 --> 01:20:28.229
she has resigned. Oh, yeah! That's her admitting
01:20:28.229 --> 01:20:31.310
to some guilt. Of course, this is... all in the
01:20:31.310 --> 01:20:34.409
wake of those crazy photographs that Page Six...
01:20:34.670 --> 01:20:38.170
posted showing Diana with NFL head. I want to
01:20:38.170 --> 01:20:40.550
know who took those pants. Coach Mike Vrabel
01:20:40.550 --> 01:20:43.210
looking super cozy together. Oh, yeah, they were
01:20:43.210 --> 01:20:47.630
cozy. The hot tub, eating, pool. It was a mess.
01:20:47.750 --> 01:20:50.310
Now, we know the athletic originally stood beside
01:20:50.310 --> 01:20:53.689
her, but then said, eh, something doesn't seem
01:20:53.689 --> 01:20:55.369
right here, and they launched a deeper investigation.
01:20:55.470 --> 01:20:58.430
Well, she has written a letter to her employer,
01:20:58.470 --> 01:21:01.979
and she says, hey, I'm done. He goes, I have
01:21:01.979 --> 01:21:04.039
covered the NFL with professionalism and dedication
01:21:04.039 --> 01:21:06.180
throughout my career, and I stand behind every
01:21:06.180 --> 01:21:10.000
story I have ever published. Oh, yeah. And a
01:21:10.000 --> 01:21:20.159
bunch of guys stood behind you. When page six
01:21:20.159 --> 01:21:22.600
item first appeared, the athletic supported me
01:21:22.600 --> 01:21:25.359
unequivocally, expressed confidence in my work
01:21:25.359 --> 01:21:27.939
and pride in my journalism. And pride when you're
01:21:27.939 --> 01:21:31.119
riding them up and down. Ah, here's what she
01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:35.460
said about Lamar Jackson a few years ago. I can't
01:21:35.460 --> 01:21:37.319
wait to hear what she said about him. That highlight
01:21:37.319 --> 01:21:40.020
rip of Lamar. And what did we see? We saw him
01:21:40.020 --> 01:21:43.960
running. Oh, yeah. With tremendous speed and
01:21:43.960 --> 01:21:48.210
tremendous athleticism. What didn't we really
01:21:48.210 --> 01:21:50.989
show there? Success in the pocket as a traditional
01:21:50.989 --> 01:21:53.289
pocket passer. And those are the quarterbacks
01:21:53.289 --> 01:21:55.909
that are getting paid top dollar. That's the
01:21:55.909 --> 01:21:58.989
story, right? When you see him, you see the running.
01:21:59.430 --> 01:22:01.590
And yeah, it's fantastic. And they've been able
01:22:01.590 --> 01:22:05.029
to choreograph their offense that way. But that's
01:22:05.029 --> 01:22:07.090
not going to get you paid the money that I'm
01:22:07.090 --> 01:22:08.970
sure he's looking for. That was actually kind
01:22:08.970 --> 01:22:10.789
of smart. I thought it was going to be dumb.
01:22:11.390 --> 01:22:13.430
She's not dumb. She's not bad at her job. She's
01:22:13.430 --> 01:22:16.449
just promiscuous. Mm -hmm. I saw this headline
01:22:16.449 --> 01:22:19.710
and this made me absolutely mad. And I thought
01:22:19.710 --> 01:22:21.369
about how I was going to address this last night.
01:22:21.430 --> 01:22:22.590
I think about what I'm going to say the next,
01:22:22.689 --> 01:22:24.329
you know, it seems like it's off the cuff, but
01:22:24.329 --> 01:22:28.289
there's a point to this. Okay. I do think in
01:22:28.289 --> 01:22:31.170
domestic violence situations, when a man hits
01:22:31.170 --> 01:22:33.989
a woman, it's a hundred times worse than when
01:22:33.989 --> 01:22:36.869
a woman hits a man because men have testosterone,
01:22:37.069 --> 01:22:40.670
men have adrenaline, men have muscles. So it's
01:22:40.670 --> 01:22:43.569
totally not fair when a man beats up a woman.
01:22:44.519 --> 01:22:48.220
But just because it is worse than a man does
01:22:48.220 --> 01:22:50.819
it does not mean that women should be able to
01:22:50.819 --> 01:22:52.899
get away with it. And when I saw this headline,
01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:55.600
this made me mad because this is setting a precedent
01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:59.760
that women can beat up men. And I don't want
01:22:59.760 --> 01:23:02.039
to hear from the Taylor Frankie Paul fans. Well,
01:23:02.039 --> 01:23:04.439
first of all, if you're a fan of her, you're
01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:06.199
a moron. But I don't want to hear, oh, well,
01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:08.300
you know, you don't know what the man did before.
01:23:08.779 --> 01:23:10.300
That's what's said about men when everything
01:23:10.300 --> 01:23:14.609
about women. It's a double standard. And because
01:23:14.609 --> 01:23:18.329
Taylor Frankie Paul is hot, she gets away with
01:23:18.329 --> 01:23:23.789
it. But she'll always be remembered as a deadbeat
01:23:23.789 --> 01:23:26.649
mom and a sociopathic loser. Reality TV star
01:23:26.649 --> 01:23:28.989
Taylor Frankie Paul will not face new criminal
01:23:28.989 --> 01:23:32.789
charges. Oh, that's good. If there wasn't video,
01:23:32.909 --> 01:23:34.869
I would maybe get it. We saw her beat the crap
01:23:34.869 --> 01:23:37.489
out of her dude. Now, he's a loser as well. Don't
01:23:37.489 --> 01:23:40.010
get me wrong here. But this is an embarrassment.
01:23:40.310 --> 01:23:42.350
This is why the world laughs at us. We allow
01:23:42.350 --> 01:23:44.869
domestic violence from women. After multiple
01:23:44.869 --> 01:23:47.090
domestic violence allegations. Yeah, here's the
01:23:47.090 --> 01:23:49.229
update in this one. Prosecutors in Utah say that
01:23:49.229 --> 01:23:51.430
some of the incidents didn't rise to a crime.
01:23:51.630 --> 01:23:53.989
Others didn't have a... Oh, Utah said so. There
01:23:53.989 --> 01:23:55.729
are a bunch of losers out there. Believe it in
01:23:55.729 --> 01:23:57.710
the Mormon cult. Of course, they're going to
01:23:57.710 --> 01:24:02.289
side with her. Again. It must be amazing being
01:24:02.289 --> 01:24:05.949
a woman. I'm not saying you should commit crimes
01:24:05.949 --> 01:24:08.130
and think that women should get away with it.
01:24:08.250 --> 01:24:10.149
And I'm not saying that, you know what I'm saying?
01:24:10.310 --> 01:24:13.750
What I'm trying to say is this. It drives me
01:24:13.750 --> 01:24:16.229
absolutely nuts to double standard that beautiful
01:24:16.229 --> 01:24:18.289
women can do whatever they want. They can sleep
01:24:18.289 --> 01:24:20.430
with their students, get 20 months probation.
01:24:20.710 --> 01:24:23.210
A man sleeps with his student, five years jail.
01:24:23.390 --> 01:24:25.310
A man beats up a woman, which is worse than a
01:24:25.310 --> 01:24:27.289
woman beating up a man, I will say. The man gets
01:24:27.289 --> 01:24:30.859
five years. A woman does it, no charges. And
01:24:30.859 --> 01:24:33.619
the women want equal rights. Women go, oh, we're
01:24:33.619 --> 01:24:36.319
not treated well in the workplace. If you want
01:24:36.319 --> 01:24:38.640
equal rights, then you should be charged equally.
01:24:39.439 --> 01:24:42.380
Enough evidence to move forward. The investigation
01:24:42.380 --> 01:24:44.520
involved. There's not enough evidence. You see
01:24:44.520 --> 01:24:47.739
her being the crap out of them. This is her paying
01:24:47.739 --> 01:24:53.210
off the judge. claims from her ex -partner with
01:24:53.210 --> 01:24:56.529
both sides accusing each other of abuse and of
01:24:56.529 --> 01:24:59.630
course so then charge him as well This new video
01:24:59.630 --> 01:25:04.289
came. She threw a bar stool at him. Now that
01:25:04.289 --> 01:25:06.729
everybody was talking about the decision comes.
01:25:06.970 --> 01:25:09.670
You look at those eyes. She's a crazy broad.
01:25:09.949 --> 01:25:12.470
As the two of them continue to fight over protective
01:25:12.470 --> 01:25:14.729
orders. There's a court hearing set for later
01:25:14.729 --> 01:25:17.149
this month. And of course, listen, I'm glad that
01:25:17.149 --> 01:25:19.250
they brought a kid into the room. But can you
01:25:19.250 --> 01:25:22.029
imagine having both of those losers as your parents?
01:25:22.149 --> 01:25:25.609
That would suck. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, you may
01:25:25.609 --> 01:25:28.729
be beautiful. But you're crazy, and you make
01:25:28.729 --> 01:25:41.350
women look bad. Oh, yeah, we got 150 days until
01:25:41.350 --> 01:25:44.390
the NFL returns. And by the way, it would not
01:25:44.390 --> 01:25:47.449
be an NFL offseason without Pac -Man Jones getting
01:25:47.449 --> 01:25:50.869
in trouble. He avoids prison and a cop assault
01:25:50.869 --> 01:25:55.390
case and got probation. Mm -hmm. Ah, it's an
01:25:55.390 --> 01:25:58.329
interesting headline. Pac -Man Jones is always
01:25:58.329 --> 01:26:02.970
in trouble. Isn't he? Mm -hmm. He loves getting
01:26:02.970 --> 01:26:06.210
in trouble. That's what he's good at. He was
01:26:06.210 --> 01:26:08.729
okay in the NFL. He's hanging out, doing his
01:26:08.729 --> 01:26:12.210
thing. But getting in trouble. Mm -hmm. It's
01:26:12.210 --> 01:26:16.569
his thing. We have a video here. Every time Mike
01:26:16.569 --> 01:26:20.409
Vrabel has a press conference, a woman asks the
01:26:20.409 --> 01:26:22.829
first question. Yeah, because he wants to bang
01:26:22.829 --> 01:26:28.159
them. Because he's a terrible husband. And frankly,
01:26:28.260 --> 01:26:31.920
a terrible person. But first, let's let this
01:26:31.920 --> 01:26:47.479
music play out. Oh, sure. Go ahead, Teresa. I'll
01:26:47.479 --> 01:26:51.380
ask you the same thing. Hi, Teresa. Good morning,
01:26:51.420 --> 01:26:54.180
Mike. That's the tale of the game. Well, it's
01:26:54.180 --> 01:26:56.260
a large part of the game. I'm Teresa Walker.
01:26:56.460 --> 01:26:59.260
I'm the state sports editor for the Associated
01:26:59.260 --> 01:27:01.720
Press in Tennessee. I've covered this franchise,
01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:04.340
the Tennessee Titans, since they first arrived
01:27:04.340 --> 01:27:07.300
in the state of Tennessee in July of 1997. This
01:27:07.300 --> 01:27:12.079
is a tough business, I think, for females, right?
01:27:12.260 --> 01:27:15.079
Oh, yeah! You know, we're breaking into this
01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:17.939
league, and when I got to Tennessee, just trying
01:27:17.939 --> 01:27:20.020
to get to know everybody, and there's Teresa,
01:27:20.119 --> 01:27:22.890
and she's plugging away, and she's all... Always
01:27:22.890 --> 01:27:24.789
right there in front and super attentive. And
01:27:24.789 --> 01:27:29.069
so there you go. And here's Rob Gronkowski talking
01:27:29.069 --> 01:27:31.350
about if he's going to Taylor Swift's wedding.
01:27:31.510 --> 01:27:34.310
You said you have all of these people, big stars
01:27:34.310 --> 01:27:38.090
lined up. You always do. Is Travis Kelsey invited
01:27:38.090 --> 01:27:40.949
to come again this year? Yeah, Travis Kelsey
01:27:40.949 --> 01:27:42.949
is always invited to Gronk Beach. I mean, we
01:27:42.949 --> 01:27:45.750
hit it off. That's where we first kind of officially
01:27:45.750 --> 01:27:48.029
met, like truly officially met was at the first
01:27:48.029 --> 01:27:50.640
Gronk Beach in Las Vegas. I wonder what they
01:27:50.640 --> 01:27:53.279
think of each other both being Titans. It was
01:27:53.279 --> 01:27:55.260
when the Chainsmokers were playing. And what's
01:27:55.260 --> 01:27:58.619
kind of cool is that we reunited with the Chainsmokers
01:27:58.619 --> 01:28:00.979
on stage at the Sports Illustrated. People say
01:28:00.979 --> 01:28:03.340
I sound like him. The party this year that Medium
01:28:03.340 --> 01:28:07.649
Rare also threw when it was at. Oh, I love a
01:28:07.649 --> 01:28:10.409
medium reporter house. Mm -hmm. At the Super
01:28:10.409 --> 01:28:12.369
Bowl in San Francisco, we were all in the DJ
01:28:12.369 --> 01:28:17.489
booth. George Kittle was in the booth. I was
01:28:17.489 --> 01:28:19.890
in the booth, and Travis Kelsey was in the booth
01:28:19.890 --> 01:28:22.029
with the Chainsmokers. So it was kind of a reunion
01:28:22.029 --> 01:28:26.270
when we first truly met in Vegas. It was about,
01:28:26.449 --> 01:28:29.399
it was at the NFL Draft about... I think like
01:28:29.399 --> 01:28:32.300
four years ago or so it was. Travis Kelsey's
01:28:32.300 --> 01:28:35.520
always invited to Gronk Beach. There's no doubt
01:28:35.520 --> 01:28:37.500
about that. Yeah, I feel like you guys have personalities
01:28:37.500 --> 01:28:40.680
that bounce off each other really well. So Travis
01:28:40.680 --> 01:28:43.619
is invited to Gronk Beach. Are you invited to
01:28:43.619 --> 01:28:47.100
Travis Kelsey's wedding? Oh my gosh, my lips
01:28:47.100 --> 01:28:51.699
are silly. Oh yeah! Yeah, I may or may not be
01:28:51.699 --> 01:28:54.880
invited. That means he's invited. And that means
01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:57.359
he's afraid of that thing. It's not as an NDA!
01:28:58.239 --> 01:29:29.800
It's time for Hoppy's Hoops. MJ to Kobe, legends
01:29:29.800 --> 01:29:32.779
in the game Shaq's big presence, true hall of
01:29:32.779 --> 01:29:36.460
fame These skills of T ain't playing tame Behind
01:29:36.460 --> 01:29:39.579
the curtain, nothing left the same These moves,
01:29:39.600 --> 01:29:42.220
man, he knows it all Through scandals to the
01:29:42.220 --> 01:29:45.460
court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have
01:29:45.460 --> 01:29:58.430
a ball Oh yeah! Last night it was the Charlotte
01:29:58.430 --> 01:30:01.970
Hornets! Winning the first play -in tournament
01:30:01.970 --> 01:30:06.069
game against the Miami Heat. Colby White for
01:30:06.069 --> 01:30:10.310
three to start a game. And then LaMela Ball gets
01:30:10.310 --> 01:30:14.909
the overtime layup to take the lead. After fouling
01:30:14.909 --> 01:30:20.810
Tyler Harrop. First, let's hear from Russell
01:30:20.810 --> 01:30:26.010
Westbrook. How about if he's returning to the
01:30:26.010 --> 01:30:32.609
Sacramento Kings or not? Mm -hmm. Whatever. Yeah.
01:30:33.329 --> 01:30:39.489
Happy hour got that shock and awe. Happy hour
01:30:39.489 --> 01:30:45.470
got that shock and awe. Happy hour got that shock
01:30:45.470 --> 01:30:54.460
and awe. Happy hour got that shock and awe. All
01:30:54.460 --> 01:30:56.859
right, what do we got right here? See what the
01:30:56.859 --> 01:31:01.239
future could be. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I didn't
01:31:01.239 --> 01:31:03.500
have a job until a couple days before the season,
01:31:03.579 --> 01:31:05.979
so I had no... So weird seeing Russell Westbrook
01:31:05.979 --> 01:31:09.779
look old. No expectations of what it could be.
01:31:09.819 --> 01:31:11.979
I was just blessed and thankful to have an opportunity
01:31:11.979 --> 01:31:17.220
to be able to start another NBA season. It would
01:31:17.220 --> 01:31:20.960
have been great for me here. If I'm welcome back,
01:31:21.000 --> 01:31:24.119
then I'll be back. There you go. Let's see what
01:31:24.119 --> 01:31:26.479
we got here. Dwight Howard says he doesn't need
01:31:26.479 --> 01:31:29.180
a restraining order against his wife. Here's
01:31:29.180 --> 01:31:32.460
LaMelo Ball apologizing for being accused of
01:31:32.460 --> 01:31:34.720
hurting Bam Avajale, even though I don't think
01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:38.899
he did. Certainly a wild finish for you guys,
01:31:38.920 --> 01:31:41.380
but congrats on the victory. Can you walk us
01:31:41.380 --> 01:31:44.199
through what you saw in that final play that
01:31:44.199 --> 01:31:45.920
led to the game -winning basket and then at the
01:31:45.920 --> 01:31:48.579
stand that you guys had to clinch this one? We
01:31:48.579 --> 01:31:51.300
drew up a good play, I feel like, and just orchestrated
01:31:51.300 --> 01:31:55.380
it, and it worked. Your first home postseason
01:31:55.380 --> 01:31:58.000
appearance, what was the crowd like for you,
01:31:58.060 --> 01:32:00.939
just the way fans got behind you guys, even when,
01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:02.739
you know, on the runs you went on everything
01:32:02.739 --> 01:32:04.659
down the stretch? Yeah, the crowd was amazing.
01:32:04.899 --> 01:32:06.699
I mean, everybody came out today. It was real
01:32:06.699 --> 01:32:10.470
loud, so a beautiful crowd. You talk about Kobe
01:32:10.470 --> 01:32:12.689
White just obviously 14 in the third, closing
01:32:12.689 --> 01:32:16.470
out in the ridiculous shot. Kobe was great for
01:32:16.470 --> 01:32:18.649
us. I mean, he made big plays. He's a big player.
01:32:18.770 --> 01:32:21.750
So he did everything we needed. Davion Mitchell
01:32:21.750 --> 01:32:24.510
was hounding you on defense in a few of those
01:32:24.510 --> 01:32:26.649
late possessions. Can you walk us through what
01:32:26.649 --> 01:32:29.850
you were thinking and why you decided to go downhill?
01:32:30.010 --> 01:32:33.909
No questions asked. Davion Mitchell, great defender.
01:32:34.050 --> 01:32:35.750
I mean, we all know that in this league, but
01:32:35.750 --> 01:32:44.000
just had to make a play and try to. Oh, yeah,
01:32:44.140 --> 01:32:46.479
I apologize on that one. I mean, I got hit in
01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:48.659
the head. Didn't really know where I was. Yeah,
01:32:48.779 --> 01:32:50.180
that's what it was. He wasn't trying to hurt
01:32:50.180 --> 01:32:52.840
him. I'm going to check on him. So there's that.
01:32:52.960 --> 01:32:55.079
And then here is Eric Spolstro, the coach of
01:32:55.079 --> 01:32:57.850
the Heat, saying it was his fault. What an insane
01:32:57.850 --> 01:33:00.189
playing game between the Hornets and the Heat.
01:33:00.210 --> 01:33:02.149
But a talking point is going to be this play
01:33:02.149 --> 01:33:05.050
where LaMelo tripped Bam Adebayo, effectively
01:33:05.050 --> 01:33:07.750
ruling Bam out for the game after the hard fall.
01:33:07.850 --> 01:33:09.930
LaMelo then hit the game winner to eliminate
01:33:09.930 --> 01:33:12.130
the Heat, but Coach Spoh said he should have
01:33:12.130 --> 01:33:14.649
been injured for that play. I didn't see it,
01:33:14.689 --> 01:33:16.630
but I don't think it's cute. I don't think it's
01:33:16.630 --> 01:33:18.649
funny. I think it's a stupid play. It's a dangerous
01:33:18.649 --> 01:33:22.189
play. Obviously, our best player is out. I'm
01:33:22.189 --> 01:33:26.890
not making an excuse. The Hornets played... great
01:33:26.890 --> 01:33:29.010
you know and they made those plays down the stretch
01:33:29.010 --> 01:33:31.909
we we had our opportunities to win i i just that's
01:33:31.909 --> 01:33:36.310
a shame you know all right then something here's
01:33:36.310 --> 01:33:39.390
colby white uh forcing the order their slides
01:33:39.390 --> 01:33:42.569
are more of two three slides when they get started
01:33:42.569 --> 01:33:48.010
we got it 22 seconds left working around miller
01:33:48.010 --> 01:33:52.670
fired So there's Brandon Miller making the three.
01:33:52.970 --> 01:33:55.409
And then they make the free throws. And then
01:33:55.409 --> 01:33:58.890
here's Colby White tying the game. 12 .91. Points
01:33:58.890 --> 01:34:04.430
are down by three. White. Oh, yeah. North Carolina
01:34:04.430 --> 01:34:12.529
going crazy over here. And then here is LaMelo
01:34:12.529 --> 01:34:16.390
Ball's game winner. If they can get that again,
01:34:16.949 --> 01:34:21.359
let Bridges just go out on the foul. Let me get
01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:28.100
it right here. Here we go. All right. Sorry,
01:34:32.079 --> 01:34:43.800
this is not the most professional show. Oh, yeah.
01:34:43.920 --> 01:34:59.170
And then Miles Bridges gets the block. Here's
01:34:59.170 --> 01:35:02.850
what pissed me off was that the NBA is not doing
01:35:02.850 --> 01:35:04.710
any of the local broadcasts. Before, they would
01:35:04.710 --> 01:35:08.409
do local broadcasts until the NBA Finals. So
01:35:08.409 --> 01:35:13.229
we didn't get to hear the Charlotte Hornets coach
01:35:13.229 --> 01:35:18.220
do the screaming. Now, If you've never heard
01:35:18.220 --> 01:35:24.300
the Charlotte Hornets announcer, we're going
01:35:24.300 --> 01:35:26.880
to play some of it to give a little homage to
01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:31.460
him. Charlotte Hornets announcer. Here's some
01:35:31.460 --> 01:35:37.079
of his best moments. Oh, my goodness. Jordan
01:35:37.079 --> 01:35:42.720
Clarkson almost came in my lap. This is Culver.
01:35:45.739 --> 01:35:47.359
Didn't do much of that in Minnesota. That's why
01:35:47.359 --> 01:35:50.399
he's in Memphis right now. 22 points for Bridges.
01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:56.699
Bojabic. Get it out. Thor took it from him. A
01:35:56.699 --> 01:36:03.220
do -over for Bojabic again. Denied. Let's make
01:36:03.220 --> 01:36:06.420
a little bit of a charge. Down nine. Uh -oh.
01:36:06.420 --> 01:36:10.579
P .J. No. He's still scoreless for four and a
01:36:10.579 --> 01:36:23.029
half games. Terry. Pat him right. See if I can
01:36:23.029 --> 01:36:24.930
get a better one. If you're listening this late
01:36:24.930 --> 01:36:27.189
in the game, you can deal with it. Here it is.
01:36:31.350 --> 01:36:39.909
This is what it sounds like when I climax during
01:36:39.909 --> 01:36:47.279
sex. No! Get the Kleenex. You know what I mean?
01:36:48.500 --> 01:36:52.079
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
01:36:53.180 --> 01:36:57.380
Be patient, babe. I'm almost there. This should
01:36:57.380 --> 01:37:01.859
be chicken salad. I'm good. Let me get the Kleenex
01:37:01.859 --> 01:37:03.579
and I'll go take a shower and then we'll go to
01:37:03.579 --> 01:37:24.729
bed, okay? Sounds good. RyanHoppyRadio .com.
01:37:24.750 --> 01:37:27.029
The hour will be right back. You probably had
01:37:27.029 --> 01:37:30.130
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
01:37:30.369 --> 01:37:35.989
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
01:37:37.680 --> 01:37:40.720
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:43.039
feel like listening to this next song, you can
01:37:43.039 --> 01:37:45.800
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
01:37:45.800 --> 01:37:48.260
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
01:37:49.560 --> 01:37:52.100
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
01:37:52.100 --> 01:38:18.090
back. A -C -H -I, got a new sound Makin' all
01:38:18.090 --> 01:38:22.109
the hoes get beat down Made a big man, make it
01:38:22.109 --> 01:38:24.970
change swang Pimps and the players gon' do the
01:38:24.970 --> 01:38:28.390
damn thing Comin' in this club, takin' over streets
01:38:28.390 --> 01:38:31.829
Takin' over man with the broke down beats Got
01:38:31.829 --> 01:38:35.149
em' on charge, got em' on lock Everywhere we
01:38:35.149 --> 01:38:37.810
go, guaranteed to blow the spot Messaging some
01:38:37.810 --> 01:38:40.579
haters I'm gonna say them gators, oh, well, it's
01:38:40.579 --> 01:38:43.180
gonna blaze you. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets
01:38:43.180 --> 01:38:46.359
on the streets, bets on the beats. If you want
01:38:46.359 --> 01:38:49.000
to bounce, bet, bet, report to me. My city's
01:38:49.000 --> 01:38:52.359
shot, town, where I put it down. Ain't no limit,
01:38:52.479 --> 01:38:54.979
drop a piece, about a pound. The balls out a
01:38:54.979 --> 01:38:57.359
lot, cause you know I call the shots. Stacking
01:38:57.359 --> 01:39:00.439
paper like them bacon sodas in the pot. We got
01:39:00.439 --> 01:39:38.420
the remix, we got the track. I ain't even drivin',
01:39:38.420 --> 01:39:40.840
I'm just parkin' live Pimpin' Slide off in the
01:39:40.840 --> 01:39:43.420
club, feelin' madness in the 50s So fresh, so
01:39:43.420 --> 01:39:46.460
clean, a swagger in my lip And what it is, what
01:39:46.460 --> 01:39:49.439
it do, what it do Come on, shout it, let me see
01:39:49.439 --> 01:39:52.479
you get loose If you bought it, you can get some
01:39:52.479 --> 01:39:55.819
Grey Goose And VIP, I'm puttin' my hands on you
01:39:55.819 --> 01:39:59.920
We got the remix, we got the flow We got them
01:39:59.920 --> 01:40:04.260
getting down on the floor We got the remix, we
01:40:04.260 --> 01:40:21.949
got the flow Don't be putting no chasers in my
01:40:21.949 --> 01:40:27.050
drink I want two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, jank,
01:40:27.090 --> 01:40:30.130
smoke, y 'all Keep you safe Smoke, jank, smoke,
01:40:30.250 --> 01:40:33.689
y 'all Keep you safe All on the earth Drowning
01:40:33.689 --> 01:40:37.409
curse Speech all slurred Nothing in my cup Shit,
01:40:37.569 --> 01:40:39.850
it's all good Now I'm hiding the motherfucker
01:40:39.850 --> 01:40:43.329
Making up words Lookin' like men I like them
01:40:43.329 --> 01:40:55.119
light skin Cool at a time I can't walk. I, I,
01:40:55.359 --> 01:40:58.859
I, I can't talk. Joking from the day to the dawn.
01:40:59.159 --> 01:41:01.520
People all for square, but my goons don't pee.
01:41:01.800 --> 01:41:05.239
This drink's on you, all eyes on me. And niggas
01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:07.439
with me drinking down. Henny mix with Remy Ma.
01:41:07.699 --> 01:41:10.140
Party going all night. But we kick it, kick it
01:41:10.140 --> 01:41:12.939
hard. Niggas, they smoking. Baby getting choked
01:41:12.939 --> 01:41:15.340
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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
01:43:02.449 --> 01:43:04.529
truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
01:43:05.189 --> 01:43:07.729
That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
01:43:08.010 --> 01:43:11.289
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
01:43:13.869 --> 01:43:16.409
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
01:43:16.409 --> 01:43:19.770
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
01:43:20.229 --> 01:43:23.050
In a recent study, people with autism are less
01:43:23.050 --> 01:43:25.729
likely to have a job and more likely to become
01:43:25.729 --> 01:43:29.020
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
01:43:29.020 --> 01:43:32.319
and family, having a college education. I have
01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:34.800
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
01:43:34.800 --> 01:43:37.140
an honorary personality for many years. Always
01:43:37.140 --> 01:43:39.119
remember that people with autism want the same
01:43:39.119 --> 01:43:41.960
things as you, to be happy and successful. To
01:43:41.960 --> 01:43:44.880
find out more about autism, please contact your
01:43:44.880 --> 01:43:48.060
local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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your kindness. Blow the candles out. Blow the
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candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius
01:44:24.020 --> 01:44:26.899
birthday November 27th. You will like that until
01:44:26.899 --> 01:44:29.539
I end up in money heaven. They be thinking they
01:44:29.539 --> 01:44:30.760
be flaming and torching them with the bullshit
01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:33.140
they handing out. So let's just make a wish.
01:44:33.530 --> 01:44:35.909
Blow the candles out. Blow the all -white phantom
01:44:35.909 --> 01:44:37.609
out. I'ma kill them with the pants and the shirt
01:44:37.609 --> 01:44:38.890
and the shoes and the hat with the shades and
01:44:38.890 --> 01:44:40.310
the chain and the watch is the reason I be standing
01:44:40.310 --> 01:44:42.289
now. That's where ice will spin that cake while
01:44:42.289 --> 01:44:44.630
I take the icing off the cake. It's Kusta B,
01:44:44.810 --> 01:44:46.449
they all. Come on, everybody, let's celebrate
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with me. When I get done, she gon' bring me macheta
01:45:31.420 --> 01:45:34.340
And this just the beginning, it only gets better
01:45:34.340 --> 01:45:37.260
Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear my shirt,
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shirt You'll never do it like the last day of
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Earth, Earth And if you really want to spill
01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:45.500
on the deal You'll sound like a mug, yeah, I
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did the mug Do it like my birthday, like my birthday
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Do it like my birthday Bad new Gucci bag matching
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Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt Skirt matching
01:46:07.279 --> 01:46:09.920
the blouse Chain matching the ring Yeah, I'm
01:46:09.920 --> 01:46:12.899
doing my thing Got, got so many haters Why is
01:46:12.899 --> 01:46:15.500
so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient I
01:46:15.500 --> 01:46:17.840
floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'
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my patience It's a good workin' my neck I'm gettin'
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spendin' that money Like they touchin' the thing
01:46:22.500 --> 01:46:25.140
Layin' on gay skin Blowin' trish in the wind
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Just like Yeah, whoppin' on tags I do it like
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it hurts. place get away The hour will be right
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would hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's
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to Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast
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description. It's all of that. We're going to
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come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party going
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and going. But let's hear from... Hammerin' Hank,
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with autism are often treated like they are different.
01:51:06.859 --> 01:51:10.199
Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but
01:51:10.199 --> 01:51:12.819
my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.
01:51:12.960 --> 01:51:15.699
I was labeled as slow when I started school.
01:51:15.939 --> 01:51:19.060
Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided
01:51:19.060 --> 01:51:22.180
I was autistic. Not at the age of 48. I have
01:51:22.180 --> 01:51:24.819
completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting
01:51:24.819 --> 01:51:27.739
and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an
01:51:27.739 --> 01:51:30.180
on -air personality. So yes, I am different.
01:51:30.359 --> 01:51:33.600
People of autism have no needs no different than
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you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
01:51:38.020 --> 01:51:41.020
and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
01:51:41.020 --> 01:51:45.260
anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone
01:51:45.260 --> 01:51:48.020
of autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work with
01:51:48.020 --> 01:51:52.010
them. for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
01:51:52.250 --> 01:51:55.149
it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
01:51:55.409 --> 01:51:59.550
please visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks.
01:51:59.550 --> 01:52:04.989
It's time to listen. Yeah, yeah. Drizzy, baby.
01:52:05.729 --> 01:52:07.930
You already know what it is. It's the first time
01:52:07.930 --> 01:52:09.409
I'm high. It's the first time I've smoked in
01:52:09.409 --> 01:52:11.729
like three months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do
01:52:11.729 --> 01:52:16.850
it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie.
01:52:28.940 --> 01:52:38.119
I got you. I got us. Get on the zone with when
01:52:38.119 --> 01:52:40.279
shit be going right while I just flip into the
01:52:40.279 --> 01:52:42.720
wrong shit. The team that I belong to, the artists
01:52:42.720 --> 01:52:45.060
I put on with, don't ever ask for nothing cause
01:52:45.060 --> 01:52:47.479
them niggas got their own shit. Me and we feel
01:52:47.479 --> 01:52:49.840
like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari
01:52:49.840 --> 01:52:52.199
with the red seats. I call it playing checkers.
01:52:52.199 --> 01:52:54.819
I'm never doing verses. I'm forever giving lectures.
01:52:54.920 --> 01:52:56.960
If you're trying to meet with money, I'd be happy
01:52:56.960 --> 01:53:00.779
to. Life is better than it's ever been Schedulin'
01:53:00.819 --> 01:53:03.340
million dollar meetings with the president Someone
01:53:03.340 --> 01:53:06.199
cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison? Got
01:53:06.199 --> 01:53:09.420
a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
01:53:09.420 --> 01:53:13.079
an MTV show for me and my people And if you tryin'
01:53:13.140 --> 01:53:15.779
to zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food Rappers
01:53:15.779 --> 01:53:18.380
all liars and they women all deceitful Add in
01:53:18.380 --> 01:53:20.699
today, subtract me, I'll never be your equal
01:53:20.699 --> 01:53:23.100
Last place, Drizzy, Instagram The nigga in the
01:53:23.100 --> 01:53:25.520
lead now Weezy told me just write every single
01:53:25.520 --> 01:53:28.000
thing you need down Then he got it for me and
01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:30.760
I'm happy as can be now About to start ballin'
01:53:30.760 --> 01:53:33.920
like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should
01:53:33.920 --> 01:53:36.399
have the most braggin' rights Because the niggas
01:53:36.399 --> 01:53:39.239
spit crack, bag it tight I hate when rappers
01:53:39.239 --> 01:53:41.420
say they tryin' to get their swagger right Cause
01:53:41.420 --> 01:53:43.939
I done came with more fire than a dragon fight
01:53:43.939 --> 01:53:47.140
You pussy -ass hater, you should do you You ain't
01:53:47.140 --> 01:53:49.100
heard of me, then you should go and get a blues
01:53:49.100 --> 01:53:51.859
clue Oops, I mean a red clue Wayne's here too,
01:53:52.020 --> 01:53:55.659
bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But
01:53:55.659 --> 01:53:59.199
I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
01:53:59.220 --> 01:54:01.659
but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
01:54:01.699 --> 01:54:04.399
Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
01:54:04.520 --> 01:54:07.340
see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow
01:54:07.340 --> 01:54:09.579
boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
01:54:09.579 --> 01:54:12.020
pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
01:54:12.020 --> 01:54:15.640
me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
01:54:15.640 --> 01:54:18.859
like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me, but Don't
01:54:18.859 --> 01:54:22.039
ask me shit about me. And know the game really
01:54:22.039 --> 01:54:24.819
ain't shit without me. She might have to pay
01:54:24.819 --> 01:54:27.140
me, but I dick her down free. Want to know if
01:54:27.140 --> 01:54:28.859
it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and
01:54:28.859 --> 01:54:43.520
see. Yeah. I'm gone now. This is my promise.
01:54:43.779 --> 01:54:45.539
I'm going to bring that barrel to them bitches'
01:54:45.640 --> 01:54:49.909
eyeliners. And what I make up. I pick the bop
01:54:49.909 --> 01:54:52.670
up and bop bop, then bop bop again I would bop
01:54:52.670 --> 01:54:55.090
bop your friend, then suck up her twin I put
01:54:55.090 --> 01:54:57.840
the bop up to him, then bop bop and bop Fuck
01:54:57.840 --> 01:55:00.659
and fuck, fuck again. Suck nut, you don't fuck
01:55:00.659 --> 01:55:04.539
your unlovin' kin. Now don't rub it in like Luvederm
01:55:04.539 --> 01:55:07.939
on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up
01:55:07.939 --> 01:55:11.300
out my casso. That who never had that dude always
01:55:11.300 --> 01:55:13.680
had a black tooth. Even when I was at school,
01:55:13.699 --> 01:55:15.979
cause bullies aren't bulletproof. Red -scarred
01:55:15.979 --> 01:55:18.460
hoodie too, probably ain't as good as you. Stupid
01:55:18.460 --> 01:55:20.800
motherfucker, the only thing in the hood is you.
01:55:20.840 --> 01:55:23.119
I do everything good as you know I do everything
01:55:23.119 --> 01:55:26.159
better. I get paid for every letter, A, B, C,
01:55:26.180 --> 01:55:29.609
etc. Fetch a bone. Like a dog, motherfucker,
01:55:29.850 --> 01:55:32.449
I am gone for your neck. Intercept, intercept,
01:55:32.750 --> 01:55:35.229
bring it back. Like work in the trunk and my
01:55:35.229 --> 01:55:37.689
exit coming up. Yeah, I am headed to the buck
01:55:37.689 --> 01:55:41.390
like buck, buck again. Might fly to L .A. and
01:55:41.390 --> 01:55:44.409
just fuck her in. Nah, fuck her in. Let's get
01:55:44.409 --> 01:55:47.949
bucks again and fucking spend them bucks and
01:55:47.949 --> 01:55:51.170
then just fuck her in. If I told you I'ma do
01:55:51.170 --> 01:55:53.630
it, I did it. Got my city on my feet. It bout
01:55:53.630 --> 01:55:56.050
to pop out. Let's get it. Let's get it, motherfucker.
01:55:56.489 --> 01:55:58.670
which I'm waiting on. It is about a minute past
01:55:58.670 --> 01:56:01.430
this and I'm about to get shitty. I'm with it.
01:56:01.609 --> 01:56:04.210
Money is the it you want me with And I probably
01:56:04.210 --> 01:56:06.750
just spit on the chick you want me with And I
01:56:06.750 --> 01:56:09.149
hate a phony bitch, only like I'm only thick
01:56:09.149 --> 01:56:11.510
And I own hip -hop, if you don't spit, I'm gon'
01:56:11.529 --> 01:56:14.350
need fit And I just sold a lot of property to
01:56:14.350 --> 01:56:16.970
a buyer And I think his name was kinda like Drake
01:56:16.970 --> 01:56:19.510
Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm too
01:56:19.510 --> 01:56:21.609
busy to play father And when it comes to the
01:56:21.609 --> 01:56:24.149
game, I'm too willing to play harder So harder
01:56:24.149 --> 01:56:28.289
I go, there he go They chant MVP when I shoot
01:56:28.289 --> 01:56:41.680
a free throw See? I told you I get beat by the
01:56:41.680 --> 01:56:46.159
letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K,
01:56:46.220 --> 01:56:59.819
L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, I don't think he could
01:56:59.819 --> 01:57:02.579
go. Wondering when he stop. Bitch, when I be
01:57:02.579 --> 01:57:05.840
stop. So I'ma keep rocking to the sheet rock.
01:57:05.920 --> 01:57:09.899
Bend in the heat. I send burnt skin. The end.
01:57:12.220 --> 01:58:18.140
Young Moolah, baby. Outro Music Outro Music Laugh
01:58:18.140 --> 01:58:21.199
is growing dim, eardrums mixing, happy like fingers
01:58:21.199 --> 01:58:23.859
without a brain, skating checks to happy, shoutouts
01:58:23.859 --> 01:58:25.880
hit the street, but soon the sound will vanish
01:58:25.880 --> 01:58:28.659
like shadows in the heat. Oh, the happy hour
01:58:28.659 --> 01:58:32.079
is coming to a close, radio waves fading like
01:58:32.079 --> 01:58:35.239
a wilting rose, laughter and joy dissolving in
01:58:35.239 --> 01:58:51.760
the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Like clockwork
01:58:51.760 --> 01:58:54.039
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
01:58:54.039 --> 01:58:57.239
a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
01:58:57.239 --> 01:58:59.979
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
01:58:59.979 --> 01:59:08.739
a canyon line Line Empty feet are silenced By
01:59:08.739 --> 01:59:11.239
the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
01:59:11.239 --> 01:59:14.100
While the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
01:59:14.100 --> 01:59:16.640
He's our daily grind Now silence flowers And
01:59:16.640 --> 01:59:19.640
the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy hour
01:59:29.510 --> 01:59:58.300
Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that,
01:59:58.460 --> 02:00:02.319
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
02:00:02.619 --> 02:00:07.079
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
02:00:07.079 --> 02:00:09.859
poop. I'll catch you in the next one. And we'll
02:00:09.859 --> 02:00:18.920
call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
02:00:18.920 --> 02:00:38.819
Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
02:00:38.819 --> 02:00:42.840
broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.
02:00:44.840 --> 02:00:46.380
Door is closing.



