Hoppe 4th Of July (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.3.26)

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Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. New tonight at 11, a bill aiming to

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keep registered sex offenders from holding public

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office failed in the Senate Elections Committee.

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Of course California messes it up. California

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always runs its mouth about Florida. But they're

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the losers. You want a sex offender running for

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office and you actually defend it? Man, funk

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death. State Assembly member Esmeralda Soria

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authored the bill after a registered sex offender

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tried to run for Fresno City Council. He was

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creepy, man. He had, like, underage videos on

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his computer. Tonight, we take a look at what

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kept a lawmaker from voting yes. Because he's

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about to file a ballot! Soria's reaction to the

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bill falling short. Extremely disappointed. Democrat

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and Assemblywoman Esmeralda Sorio. She's hot.

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Reacting to AB 2753, not making it out of the

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Senate Elections Committee. What is wrong with

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politicians? These losers are ruling the world.

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That's the problem. Thank you very much. You're

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welcome to speak. Assemblymember. The bill, which

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aimed to ban registered sex offenders from running

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for any local or state offices, comes after registered

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sex offender Renee Campos That loser. Tried to

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run for Fresno City Council. Hey, everybody.

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Back in March, Campos pleaded no contest to a

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single misdemeanor charge of possessing and controlling

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child pornography back in 2018. Loser! In the

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end, he didn't get enough signatures to run for

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city council. He's a dark and a liar and a failure.

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But his attempt caused an uproar, both in Fresno

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and at the state level. Soria called him by name

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during the committee hearing. When Renee Campos,

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a registered sex offender, announced his intention

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to run for Fresno City Council, our community

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was shocked and outraged. There are no state

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laws or statutes preventing registered sex offenders

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from running for public office in California.

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Something Soria says the community wanted and

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the weight of campuses run. And it didn't happen.

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I never want to hear any of these California

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idiots talk about Florida or other states. You

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guys suck. I mean, seriously, your gas is like

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nine bucks a gallon and you defend pedophiles

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and Gavin Newsom's your governor. Shut your ass.

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All right. All right. So ex -NFL star Warren

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Sapp is being investigated over alleged battery

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at a senior home. And his attorney commented

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in the comment section and said, I'm his attorney.

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Shame on you, TMZ. There is not and will not

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be a case against Warren. He was a victim here.

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This is classic hack job journalism for bait

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and click. So I gotta be careful legally when

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I say things because his lawyer's already on

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it. But guess what? We honor that Warren Stapp's

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a douchebag! I know NFL players that say that

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they can't have him in public around people at

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their cabin bars. I wonder who I'm talking about.

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Because he just acts up. He's a dark. He's a

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brain -dead moron. Was he a very good player?

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Of course. He was a ball. He was a shot caller,

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man. But he's an idiot. I wouldn't want him to

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date my daughter, especially if she's a prostitute

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in Phoenix. What's going on with this loser?

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NFL star Warren Sapp was investigated for an

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alleged battery to senior league facility in

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Florida, but prosecutors ultimately declined

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to file charges. Yeah, you know. Rich and elite

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always get away with it. I don't know. Warren

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Sapp just creeps me out, dude. He just seems

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wishy -washy. Like, if you cannot bring a guy

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to certain parties because you don't know how

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he's going to act, that's a problem. Now, we

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all know that Warren Sapp was a bum. trailer,

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a shock collar. What is it? I do not like the

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guy. There's nothing likable about him. He's

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stupid. According to a police report obtained

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by TMZ, a female employee claims Sat became upset

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while trying to get answers about a family member's

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denied insurance claims. Yeah, that's the insurance's

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problem, not the people at the nursing home,

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you idiot. She says he grew increasingly agitated,

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reached for her phone while she was speaking

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to her boss on speaker. Oh yeah, he thinks he's

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above everybody that he can touch their stuff.

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Even though if I touch his phone, he'd get mad.

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Shut up! And then grabbed her wrist. Oh yeah,

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man. Oh yeah! He was getting kinky. Police reviewed

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security footage, but the alleged contact wasn't

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visible because of the camera angle. Officers

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said they believed there was probable cause for

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a battery charge, but prosecutors declined to

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move forward with the case. Yeah, because he's

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Warren Sacks! So they let him get away with it!

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This stupid Miami attorney. Rick Patone. They're

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all darks. You're all rich and elite that think

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you're better than us because you are legally.

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Ward Sapp just creeps me out, Danny. He's just

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such a dark. I'm Ward Sapp. When he would go

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on Mike Kelta, when I would board up his show,

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he would go on Mike Kelta's Sunday morning football

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show or whatever when Kelta does the live broadcast

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at the Buccaneers game, and Warren Staff couldn't

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stop swearing. I'm like, are you that brain dead?

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And I remember Kelta was like, the FCC fine is

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literally your net worth because you went through

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all your money. God, Warren Staff's the worst.

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Of course he got away with it. He's rich and

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famous. If I did that, I'd be criminally charged.

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Uh -oh, but he's a part of one of the best football

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defenses ever. Let's let him get away with it.

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Everybody around South Tampa talks about how

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much of a douche you are because you are one.

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But hey, at least you won a Super Bowl. Kiss

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my ass and enjoy it. I'll fart in your face,

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dude. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Show your ass. All right.

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We got this. Some breaking news from Shams. The

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Celtics are trading Jalen Brown to the Philadelphia

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76ers for Paul George. Two first -round picks

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and two second -round picks. Here's what Jalen

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Brown said about Joel Embiid. This is my personal

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opinion on basketball. Some of y 'all might disagree.

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You know what I mean? Mm -hmm. Argue with your

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grandma. Flopping has ruined our game. Joel Embiid

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is a great player. Got it. One of the best bigs

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in fucking basketball history. Got it. Flops.

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So do you. You know what? This ain't breaking

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news. And now your teammates. This ain't, you

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know what I mean? Mm -hmm. It is what it is.

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It is what it is. Keep it up. Like I said, y

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'all can post it on these paid accounts. And

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now your teammates. Jalen Brown's a prima donna.

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He knows he's not as talented as Jason Tatum,

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even though he's finals MVP. So he had a little

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chip on his shoulder and his ego got in the way.

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And you know what the worst part about him was?

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About his ego? Is now he gets to play in 76ers

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land where they're never gonna win. And this

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is a terrible trade. Why the hell would the Celtics

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want that loose side? The perennial joker known

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as Paul George. Maybe Paul George in 2017, please.

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2026 or 2027. When he cares more about his podcast.

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What a terrible trade. So stupid. Which is just

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absolutely insane to me. In my opinion, the 76ers

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have won the trade with no doubt. Of course.

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Paul George, when it's all said and done, is

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a nice player. He'll go on all fame. Blah, blah,

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blah. But he's kind of better as a podcast host.

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He ain't going to give the Celtics a championship.

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This is a terrible trade. And Brad Stevens just

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got ran out there. And Jalen Brown, now you get

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to hang out with Embiid. How does that feel?

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The guy you're talking smack about is now your

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teammate. That's kind of awkward. Here's a Lil

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Wayne. Lil Wayne goes, I don't need to do a versus.

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I'm so good at my catalog. And then he gets mad

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when he's not invited to Coachella. And then

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he's late to a concert in Maine. I've seen him

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twice and he's always late. And then he's like,

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why don't people respect me? Because you're annoying.

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And then you are the most listened to artist

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by me on Spotify. I love the idea of Lil Wayne.

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I don't love I love Lil Wayne, but he's lazy

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and stupid. Wayne had a concert last night, except

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there was no Lil Wayne in sight. Yeah, I hate

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it when rappers don't show up. And then they

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wonder why they're not respected. The rapper

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was a no -show for his concert in Maine last

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night. Wheezy was supposed to play the Bangor

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Waterfront with special guest 2 Chainz. Oh, yeah.

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Look at us, we're Rich as F, so we don't give

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a fuck. He was scheduled to take the stage at

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10 .45 p .m., but... That's really lame, man.

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You gave him plenty of time. Minutes after the

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scheduled start time, the crowd was told he wasn't

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coming out per - You just get home at 8 o 'clock!

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That's why you're a douchebag! You're washed

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up! Every time you release a new Carter, there's

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only like two good songs! Local report. No explanation

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was offered and - Try too high on Conan and Brandon.

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Fans lit up Weezy on social media for being rude

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and disrespectful to his fans. I am. This is

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coming from a die -hard fan. I love Fireman.

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I'm a Fireman. God, he thinks he's better than

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you. He's an idiot. This isn't the first time

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he bailed on the show. Oh, yeah. And not the

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last time. And then he'll be like, why don't

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I get invited to the Coachella? Because of that.

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Idiot. Copy hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com

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Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

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The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

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feel like listening to this next song, you can

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skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

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pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

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Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right

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back. On a serious note, and I'll let me see,

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including the best of, the past 48 minutes has

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been me talking smack. But let me have a human

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moment for a second. I want to say rest in peace

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to a man known as John Larson. Now, John Larson

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was the PD, the best PD ever, of 107 .3 The Eagle.

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in Tampa Bay. Once John Brennan took over, all

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he did was copy and paste the music from the

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classic rock station in Houston. Probably shouldn't

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have told me that, bud. Probably shouldn't have

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taken me off the air with your diminishing ratings.

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Diminishing. I said the wrong word. Here's the

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thing, ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls.

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There's a lot of guys in radio that are absolute

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dorks. A lot of these bosses that don't talk

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to the underlings. But then there was a man known

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as John Larson. And John Larson recently passed

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away at the age of 70. And his office was right

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next to the couch that I used to hang around

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at with all the porn stars that would go on the

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Married Man's Morning Show known as the Mike

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Caldwell Show. Oh, I'm sure his wife loved it!

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here's

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the thing. He passed away, and every time, especially

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earlier, I'm going on Kel to show how real he

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is. And he would always, not really talk me off

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the ledge, but he's always a good guy. And it

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makes me very sad that he's no longer on this

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planet. It tells you how short life is. And he

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was young. To me, 70's young. So John, I almost

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said legend for some reason. John Larson, because

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it began with L. You are the man. I have this,

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you know when you have like a specific random

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conversation with a person as a memory? Mine

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with John Larson was probably like the 2018 or

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19 Cox Media Christmas parties. Oh, those Christmas

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parties were lit. Open bar, yay. People banging

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each other. Not at the bar, but afterwards. I

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was talking to John Larson. I was like, I like

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listening to 107 .3 The Eagle. And he's like,

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thank you. And I was like, the other day, I was

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listening, and the whole, I think I made a joke,

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like, the whole ride across to Howard Franklin

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was the song Money by Pink Floyd, because it's

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like six minutes long. And he's like, yeah, but

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you know, we can't play the uncensored version.

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And then he, like, kind of, like, in his John

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Larson voice, sang the part where it's like,

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bullshit. He's like, you're the man, John Larson.

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You're the man, John Larson. He's definitely

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being real. Same. Hi, rest in peace, bud. Listen.

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Dating a black man. And you can tell me when

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to stop because I'm not going to reveal his identity.

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All these podcasts kiss the ass of the celebrities.

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Ask the hard -hitting questions. A story to tell.

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He is a celebrity. I am dating a celebrity. Do

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you think he's the one? I know it. Oh yeah, give

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me tears and you'll be sick of running to the

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lube. Mm -hmm. I'm 100 % sure I could get emotional.

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Oh yeah. I don't know if he can get emotional

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because he's a sociopath. Mm -hmm. I've never,

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I've met my equal. Oh yeah, so you're a douche

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as well? Mm -hmm. So you know how to waste taxpayer

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and cop's money? Mm -hmm. Over a fraudulent case?

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Mm -hmm. and it is powerful when you meet someone

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who you feel 100 % safe with, you feel 100 %

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secure with. Oh yeah, you should not feel secure

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with him. He's a liar! I mean, the sex can be

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good, you know, but that doesn't mean you trust

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him. Who you, you can just trust with your heart

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because you know they are just a great human

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being. Oh yeah, when I think of a great guy,

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I think of Jussie Smollett. And they, get everything.

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You know, it's just... This is like the newlyweds.

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Like, you know, fresh in a relationship. You're

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so happy. Butterflies. Wait till this ends. Special.

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It's pretty amazing. And so... Oh yeah, he's

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good at mouth hugs. That's the reason why we're

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taking it slow and not... Oh yeah, I wonder if

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they've plowed yet. You know, not taking it slow.

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Oh yeah! Take it slow, will you? No! We are deep

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in love. But why we are not publicly yet, because

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we don't want comments. Yeah, it's already happened.

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You were making out outside of the airport. We

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know you're plowing together. Or one person's

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plowing one. You know what I mean? And so we

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are protecting the love we have. It's so cute.

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because, you know, I do believe this is going

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to be my husband. All right, good luck with that,

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and it'll be the best divorce ever. Why am I

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saying that? Because he's a sassy old man. Here's

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a woman from Iowa trying to get out of a DUI.

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Her last name, her name is Brittany Yoakum. I'm

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asking you guys to believe in God and give me

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some. Christ. Oh, yeah, because you're a hot

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piece of ass. Shut up. Please. Let me explain

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to you the process, okay? Megan, I'm with the

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cops. Yes. Oh, man. You just blown me away. Gosh,

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you're freaking hot. Sit on my lap. What's going

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on? I'm with the cops. I'll call you back, sir.

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You were coming from work tonight. Work? Where?

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Work? Oh. No, I was coming from my friend's house.

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Oh, yeah, I got planned. We're having a good

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time and then all of a sudden I had to do more

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work. You're having a hard time staying in your

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lane. Is everything okay tonight? I've had a

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lot on my mind. I had a lot of journey down.

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I've been crying. Okay. I don't need any of this.

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I want to get a little more of this. How much

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did you drink tonight? Honestly, not much at

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all. My friends are offering to come get me.

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I'm from out of town. Yo, come. I'm dealing with

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so much right now. Me too, honey. I don't drive

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junk anymore. Get this through. We're in the

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traffic. Don't get around. There's like four

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cop cars behind us. They're all hoping to just

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air time. You can sit on them. I want my friend

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to fix me up. I'm very upset. Man, her boobs

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are about to come out. I'm very upset. It feels

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like the beginning of a porno video. Maybe I

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watched this last night. Now, can I just park

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my car somewhere and have my friend pick me up?

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Well, that would have been a decision you should

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have made after you left dinner tonight. Yeah,

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you moron! Oh, I'm so pretty! There's nothing

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worse than a pretty girl. They have to, like,

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everyone know how pretty she is. Shut up! Or

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wherever you are coming from right now, okay?

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Nurse, can you guys put a call, please? I'm from

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out of town. I'm from Iowa. My brother is...

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Of course this was in Hillsborough County. Why

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not in life? And you guys don't even care where

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I'm going. I should have been on a dating app

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so I could have swiped right under her and driven

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her home and plowed her. It's actually sad, but

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I get it's your job, but like seriously. She's

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doing that pretty little thing where she's trying

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to like, you know, I get it's your job. It is

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what it is. Seriously, like, I am willing to

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pull over. I get it. Why didn't you do it before,

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dummy? You want people to be safe on the road.

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Can I please pull over and you guys can sit with

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me until someone picks me up? Why didn't you

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do that Uber's all over Tampa, dude. Everyone's

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underpaid at their jobs. Everyone drives Uber

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around here. I'm asking you guys to believe in

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God. God ain't real, honey. When you die, man

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can teach your body. Give me some grace, please.

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Let me explain to you the process. It's the outcome.

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You guys want to touch me for a DUI. Are you

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willing to do that? I didn't want to do an investigation.

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It's like robbing a bank and being like, don't

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investigate me taking this money. Okay, that's

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your choice. Brittany, you are being placed under

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risk for DUI today. Loser! A very hard loser.

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It's pretty clear you've been drinking. You're

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having a problem driving. So now we're kind of

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at an impasse. And you probably shouldn't have

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been driving tonight. He said that. I'll be able

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to get numbers out. Yeah, we'll grab your phone,

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your wallet, your keys, all your important stuff

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and take it with us. Because I don't know how

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to do phone calls. Because you're stupid. I don't

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know how to do a phone call. Yeah, you're dumb.

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I don't know people's numbers. I am. Good luck

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in life, honey. Go back to Iowa. We don't need

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all these visitors in Florida ruining our road.

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You're a moron. If you're listening in Fresno,

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it is the thing that is known as Monday morning.

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Probably still hungover from the 4th of July.

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But this show was recorded on Friday, July 3rd.

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So the party has not begun yet. So let me hit

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this button and then this button and we'll get

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the party going. Okay, cool. Whatever. And now,

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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Attention. FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,

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three, go. Welcome to my BB. In your heart, you

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know what you like. Door is closing. Hi, this

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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to

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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.

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With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no,

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no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. Something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.

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Hoppy. Hoppy. B .B .E. That's how I feel right

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now. It's a cloudy July 3rd. Unless you're listening

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in Fresno. And it's like July 6th. Oh, my God,

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man. I have a stomachache. Last night, I had

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a buffalo chicken wrap. I had potato edges. And

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I had pulled pork and popcorn. in two hours no

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no that just didn't come till the morning oh

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my god i i don't want to be scatological i think

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poop humor is the lowest form of entertainment

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but you ever have it where like time flies on

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the toilet where it's always like i've been sitting

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here for 27 minutes Maybe you have a little radio

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show or podcast on and like happy hour or whatever.

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And you're listening and you're in the zone and

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you're laughing and trying to get it over with.

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And you look at the clock and you're like, oh

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my God, it's been eight minutes. And then you

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look again and you're like, oh my God, it's been

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seven minutes. That was me this morning, man.

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It was very strange. Mmm. Mmm. I am the only

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person today at work. Everyone else is off, which

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is fine. It's very weird when I'm at work at

00:24:39.220 --> 00:24:42.740
the radio station and no one's here. It's like

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eerie, man. But I'm used to it. When I worked

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at the Bone, it was always eerie being there

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early in the morning. Although it was kind of

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nice when I was like by myself. So I didn't have

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to do it like Scotty the Buddy. You know? All

00:25:00.809 --> 00:25:04.609
those fools. Just felt like throwing a shot.

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I don't know. Should I even be doing this show?

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Of course I should be. Oh, my God. I saw this

00:25:13.869 --> 00:25:15.470
tweet the other night. Let me turn this off.

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Is there a bigger freaking loser in the NFL than

00:25:22.490 --> 00:25:25.880
Johnny Manziel? When I worked for Robert's Morning

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Glory, Robert got mad because he likes to act

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like he's not in Cleveland. And I said, Johnny

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Menzel, if you can't handle the media in Cleveland,

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how are you going to handle the NFL? This isn't

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TMZ land, bro. I remember exactly where I was.

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It was the day before my dad died and I was watching

00:25:43.619 --> 00:25:46.039
Rover blast me on his show about he's making

00:25:46.039 --> 00:25:48.400
it about him. And my dad's like, welcome to show

00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:50.640
business. One of the last words he ever said

00:25:50.640 --> 00:25:53.759
to me. But back to Johnny Menzel. Dude, I saw

00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:55.700
you were freaking out about Rizzo or whatever

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that sports radio guy was going off on you. Probably

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because it's true, dude. Everyone knew Johnny

00:26:02.099 --> 00:26:05.640
Menzel is the guy that would go from bar to bar

00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:09.359
drunk as hell. And yes, I know people can change.

00:26:10.669 --> 00:26:14.690
But you can't rewrite the past. You were essentially

00:26:14.690 --> 00:26:18.890
a nepo baby. Your whole life, you had everything

00:26:18.890 --> 00:26:21.589
given to you. And then you had the chance to

00:26:21.589 --> 00:26:24.829
run the dog pound. And you know what you did?

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Yeah, I did not. I run the dog pound. You failed.

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And Baker Mayfield came to town and that whole

00:26:32.529 --> 00:26:35.549
town turned on him. Essentially because of the

00:26:35.549 --> 00:26:37.150
rover. Look it up. I don't even want to bring

00:26:37.150 --> 00:26:41.170
it up, but I just did. Man, that's out of Cleveland

00:26:41.170 --> 00:26:44.329
so quick to turn on their quarterbacks. I'm surprised

00:26:44.329 --> 00:26:46.349
they haven't turned on Deshaun yet. Well, they're

00:26:46.349 --> 00:26:48.190
kind of stuck with him. There's really no option

00:26:48.190 --> 00:26:52.250
there. But Johnny Menzel, he was like, he wrote

00:26:52.250 --> 00:26:55.369
like four paragraphs on Twitter and he like called

00:26:55.369 --> 00:26:59.009
the like C word. It's like, dude, you're a classless

00:26:59.009 --> 00:27:05.349
loser. Oh yeah, you did so well in college. How

00:27:05.349 --> 00:27:08.529
did that turn out then? I'm usually not right

00:27:08.529 --> 00:27:11.269
about sports, but I called it. If you can't handle

00:27:11.269 --> 00:27:13.309
the Cleveland media, which you still can, even

00:27:13.309 --> 00:27:15.869
though you're like 36 and past your prime, it

00:27:15.869 --> 00:27:19.809
wasn't meant for you, dude. You know what was

00:27:19.809 --> 00:27:23.910
meant for you? Totally not doing cocaine. And

00:27:23.910 --> 00:27:26.789
I say that to avoid legal stuff. You totally

00:27:26.789 --> 00:27:31.410
were always sober, Johnny Mazzel. And you never

00:27:31.410 --> 00:27:36.569
walked out on tabs at bars. Freaking loser, dude.

00:27:37.450 --> 00:27:43.009
Jesus Christ. You know what's been driving me

00:27:43.009 --> 00:27:50.069
nuts? I used that AI site to make AI music. And

00:27:50.069 --> 00:27:53.609
oh, I wish I had this power. You know, like Lil

00:27:53.609 --> 00:27:56.809
Wayne and Taylor Swift are very unique names.

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I can't even make a song about Lil Wayne. It's

00:28:01.609 --> 00:28:04.349
not Lil Wayne rapping. The song is called Lil

00:28:04.349 --> 00:28:08.990
Wayne News. But Lil Wayne owns the name, the

00:28:08.990 --> 00:28:10.869
copyright to it, so it won't even let me make

00:28:10.869 --> 00:28:15.109
it. But here's the more infuriating part. Pardon

00:28:15.109 --> 00:28:18.670
my cough. There's that dirty, rotten imbecile

00:28:18.670 --> 00:28:23.519
known as Taylor Frankie Paul. who's on The Bachelor

00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.099
or whatever and The Mormon Wives Show. She's

00:28:26.099 --> 00:28:29.720
a loser. But that's not the point. The point

00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.359
is I really want to do a song called Taylor Frankie

00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:36.460
Paul News. But it's copywritten. The name Taylor

00:28:36.460 --> 00:28:39.839
is copywritten by Taylor Swift. But I'm not talking

00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:44.500
about you. It ain't all about you, honey. Now

00:28:44.500 --> 00:28:46.960
you got that wedding going on and the whole world's

00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:49.549
kissing your ass. Because they're all being,

00:28:49.609 --> 00:28:53.150
I don't care. You know what I did this morning?

00:28:53.349 --> 00:28:56.730
I took a 25 minute dump. And you know what you

00:28:56.730 --> 00:28:58.410
did this morning, Taylor? Maybe it was a two

00:28:58.410 --> 00:29:00.569
minute dump. But you took a dump. We all take

00:29:00.569 --> 00:29:02.009
dumps in the morning. We're all going to die

00:29:02.009 --> 00:29:05.089
someday. I don't care. You don't impress me.

00:29:06.329 --> 00:29:12.190
It is a time for a happy Zimbox. Right now. It's

00:29:12.190 --> 00:29:13.289
time for Hoppy's Inbox. Oh, I should probably

00:29:13.289 --> 00:29:15.670
have turned on. Oh, man. We're going to manifest

00:29:15.670 --> 00:29:18.130
not having production issues today. I am not

00:29:18.130 --> 00:29:20.829
in the mood for that. I hate when I listen back

00:29:20.829 --> 00:29:22.269
and I'm like, I could have turned off the pot

00:29:22.269 --> 00:29:24.630
there. All right. Take two. It's time for Hoppy's

00:29:24.630 --> 00:29:27.609
Inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy

00:29:27.609 --> 00:29:32.049
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My freaking inbox

00:29:32.049 --> 00:29:39.579
blew up. LeVar Ball. In the WWE with one leg.

00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:45.220
Haha, that'd be amazing. I did that rant about

00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:48.519
LeVar Ball and I said he'd be great in the WWE.

00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:51.940
And I actually got a nice comment on YouTube.

00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:56.240
It's because it's Mercury and Gatorade or Retrograde

00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:58.519
or whatever they say. I usually don't get nice

00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:01.119
comments on YouTube. Because they're anonymous

00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:08.980
douchebags. That's why. That's all. Another message

00:30:08.980 --> 00:30:13.200
I got. I did a post on my Facebook and on my

00:30:13.200 --> 00:30:18.140
Instagram at RyanHoppyRadio and at Facebook .com

00:30:18.140 --> 00:30:20.640
slash RyanHoppyRadio. I'm going to load it up

00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:25.099
so I can quote it. I saw this meme or this picture

00:30:25.099 --> 00:30:27.960
of something from the 2000s and I wanted to see

00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:32.640
if people knew it at once. It says right here.

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You wouldn't steal a car. A nice little Comic

00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:43.460
-Con, little, uh, sans. But, and I asked my audience

00:30:43.460 --> 00:30:48.619
if they knew what it meant. And Steve Pulaski

00:30:48.619 --> 00:30:54.240
said, a movie I ripped off a pirate bay. And

00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.960
Chris Schray, who I worked with at WCPT in Chicago,

00:30:57.079 --> 00:30:59.839
said, Intense music. You wouldn't steal a baby.

00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:02.400
Intense music. You wouldn't steal a prize called

00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:05.279
a state fair. Intense music backs up. Don't steal

00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:07.940
movies. Copyright infringement is the worst crime

00:31:07.940 --> 00:31:11.099
of something. I was like that. And then Ryan

00:31:11.099 --> 00:31:15.400
Anthony, I don't know what his last name is.

00:31:15.500 --> 00:31:18.519
He said, it's a DVD anti -piracy commercial.

00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:23.769
Yeah, it's good times. Now I use MovieBox Pro,

00:31:23.930 --> 00:31:28.329
bitch. Movie. Let me see if I can find a commercial.

00:31:29.029 --> 00:31:33.849
Movie. It's a riveting radio, isn't it? Movie

00:31:33.849 --> 00:31:58.759
piracy commercial. 2000s. A handbag. You wouldn't

00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:04.339
steal a television. You wouldn't steal a DVD.

00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:17.259
Downloading. Pirating. Film. It's stealing. Stealing.

00:32:17.259 --> 00:32:26.839
It's a gun stuck up. Piracy. It's a crime. oh

00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:30.140
yeah I don't know why I remember there being

00:32:30.140 --> 00:32:35.460
words like not words I feel like I Mandela affected

00:32:35.460 --> 00:32:38.700
like there being a voiceover of the guy doing

00:32:38.700 --> 00:32:43.460
the words maybe it was so intense when I would

00:32:43.460 --> 00:32:45.400
watch it in the movie theater that I felt like

00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:48.069
the words were being said to me because it's

00:32:48.069 --> 00:32:50.349
like so eye -popping. I could have sworn. That's

00:32:50.349 --> 00:32:52.309
that Mandela effect, just like that movie Kazam

00:32:52.309 --> 00:32:54.849
that does not exist, which I'm so convinced it

00:32:54.849 --> 00:32:58.730
exists. Mm -hmm. All right, let's see what's

00:32:58.730 --> 00:33:00.890
going on on Instagram. Let's see what's happening

00:33:00.890 --> 00:33:04.349
around here. It's crazy out there. It's wild

00:33:04.349 --> 00:33:08.269
and nuts. What do we have here? Oh, yeah, I've

00:33:08.269 --> 00:33:11.470
spanked it there. She's got some top -notch clothing.

00:33:13.500 --> 00:33:16.000
And by the way, I usually attract bisexual girls,

00:33:16.059 --> 00:33:19.480
so that's probably why I like it. It's a belladanger

00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:22.480
breaking down the difference between the major

00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:26.269
and the minor leagues. No, not a baseball park.

00:33:26.869 --> 00:33:29.849
Shooting for OnlyFans is like so like minorly

00:33:29.849 --> 00:33:32.130
compared to like the major leagues that is like

00:33:32.130 --> 00:33:34.490
shooting a scene. Because when you're shooting

00:33:34.490 --> 00:33:35.950
for OnlyFans, like it's really like whatever

00:33:35.950 --> 00:33:39.250
you want. Yeah, you're a messy bedroom while

00:33:39.250 --> 00:33:41.250
you're pounding for money. It could literally

00:33:41.250 --> 00:33:43.269
be five minutes. But like when you're shooting

00:33:43.269 --> 00:33:45.589
for companies such as Brazzers, like you are

00:33:45.589 --> 00:33:48.450
shooting a 35 minute scene. Oh, yeah. You got

00:33:48.450 --> 00:33:52.509
to go to Pound Town. The most off -putting name

00:33:52.509 --> 00:33:57.130
is... Dog fart. Whenever I think of that name

00:33:57.130 --> 00:33:59.490
of that porn company, I think of Drew Garava.

00:33:59.970 --> 00:34:03.109
Had his dog fart punch stars on his show like

00:34:03.109 --> 00:34:08.480
in 2019 or 18, something like that. And... He

00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:11.019
had to keep mentioning on the script that this

00:34:11.019 --> 00:34:14.119
is a dog fart production. And we had all these

00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:16.599
porn stars eating orange creams to call us. Oh,

00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:20.280
it was a great time. Well, my favorite part of

00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.139
it was Drew Garoppolo said, I think I've broken

00:34:22.139 --> 00:34:24.099
the record for the amount of times dog farts

00:34:24.099 --> 00:34:29.340
been said on the radio. That's ingrained in my

00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:32.219
brain. Like, you are on set with a bunch of different

00:34:32.219 --> 00:34:34.480
people. You are shooting with a script. Producers,

00:34:34.500 --> 00:34:37.739
they want certain angles. There's KFC from Barstool.

00:34:37.860 --> 00:34:43.019
He cheated on his pregnant wife. They want that.

00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:45.920
Yeah, I feel like it's still super next level.

00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:48.360
I don't need to hear KFC talking about porn.

00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:51.500
Man, he is starting to look really 40. You know

00:34:51.500 --> 00:34:52.659
what's the one that looks like they're in their

00:34:52.659 --> 00:34:55.119
40s, but they don't look that bad, but they still

00:34:55.119 --> 00:35:05.619
look like they're in their 40s? That's him. So

00:35:05.619 --> 00:35:09.179
this is me on talking about Alabama Barker. So

00:35:09.179 --> 00:35:10.440
what is my favorite stream you've done in the

00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:12.059
past month that you've done in the past month?

00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:15.440
Yeah. I'm going to be honest, bro. You're not

00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:16.539
going to, you're not going to want to hear it.

00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:18.820
No, just say it. I don't like, I don't know.

00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:20.719
There's like this. I don't know if it's because

00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:23.460
like, I always say that the Gen Z kids that were

00:35:23.460 --> 00:35:26.039
in high school during COVID or any type of school,

00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.280
not really college as much, but like, so I guess

00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:33.309
that would be. 2001 would be the last, unless

00:35:33.309 --> 00:35:37.570
you had to go to school a fifth year. 2001 is

00:35:37.570 --> 00:35:40.429
18 years before 2019. So the 2019 graduates,

00:35:40.550 --> 00:35:42.789
the ones that are like 25 now are normal. But

00:35:42.789 --> 00:35:47.789
these 2020 on babies are weird. You got to admit

00:35:47.789 --> 00:35:52.570
it. And he does this really passive thing. Drives

00:35:52.570 --> 00:35:54.010
me nuts. Oh, I got some food on my teeth. It's

00:35:54.010 --> 00:35:56.570
gross. Probably should have brushed. There's

00:35:56.570 --> 00:35:59.230
a thing that drives me nuts about him. Where,

00:35:59.659 --> 00:36:02.199
When he's asked something, he does this really

00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:04.880
annoying thing. You know what I'm saying? What

00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:09.599
do you mean? What do you mean? Kind of reminds

00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:12.559
me, I know this is such a frickin' niche reference,

00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:15.940
but it really reminds me, and only people in

00:36:15.940 --> 00:36:18.260
Tampa and San Antonio are gonna get this in Tulsa,

00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:21.159
but it reminds me of Billy Madison's show, like

00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:23.519
when Billy Madison's making fun of Nard. Nard,

00:36:23.579 --> 00:36:27.420
get out of here. Nard, you're gonna DP your life.

00:36:27.619 --> 00:36:32.820
Nard. That's what it sounds like. Let me see

00:36:32.820 --> 00:36:34.800
if I can get a clip of Billy Madison with Nard

00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:38.199
so you can hear it. It sounds, yes, like neon.

00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:45.519
Oh, geez. Ah, let's see here. The Nard bit of

00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:47.960
the day. I bet this is riveting. You're the goat.

00:36:48.579 --> 00:36:51.159
Can you give me a second so I can take this call

00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:52.539
and then you can get back to doing it. Billy

00:36:52.539 --> 00:36:56.260
Madison. Yeah. All right. Deacon. That sound

00:36:56.260 --> 00:36:58.280
effect describes the Billy Madison show. All

00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:01.219
right. Deacon. He's got an Australian. This is

00:37:01.219 --> 00:37:05.119
very distracting. This show is on the top of

00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:07.079
the San Antonio ratings. God bless him. I love

00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:12.719
him. All right. Deacon. Do you hear that like

00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:21.440
neon? Let's see if I can get another Nard. Here's

00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:25.360
the video. What's up, Sarah? Hey. Hey. Nard just

00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:27.800
thinks all Lord of the Rings girls are big. Hey,

00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:32.000
Nard. What? Here is Nard right here. What? What?

00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:35.280
I used to be like your biggest fan. What? Oh.

00:37:35.539 --> 00:37:38.320
Yeah, you were so cute. Why? There's something

00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:40.280
wrong with you. Because he's funny. He's not.

00:37:40.380 --> 00:37:43.699
But I'm done with him. What? Yeah. What did I

00:37:43.699 --> 00:37:46.949
do? But I do. I sound like Neon. Funny is because

00:37:46.949 --> 00:37:49.070
me and Derek set it all up for him. Yeah, he

00:37:49.070 --> 00:37:51.889
set me up for that. No, we have to sit. Don't

00:37:51.889 --> 00:37:53.530
you hear that right there? Listen. Set me up

00:37:53.530 --> 00:37:56.010
for that. Yes, bro. No, just say it. You hear

00:37:56.010 --> 00:37:58.369
that? The ways that you just said? You know what?

00:37:58.369 --> 00:38:01.369
Hey, it's 9 for the Billy Bison Show. Derek set

00:38:01.369 --> 00:38:03.409
it all up for him. Yeah, he set me up for that.

00:38:04.230 --> 00:38:05.869
Here's Neon. You're not going to want to hear

00:38:05.869 --> 00:38:09.230
it. No, just say it. The same thing, Dad. All

00:38:09.230 --> 00:38:10.809
right, let's get back on track. I don't really

00:38:10.809 --> 00:38:12.849
feel like pissing off BMS for playing their show.

00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.300
Be honest. Your bed machines, bro. Your bed machines.

00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:18.619
I'll be honest. I'm just being honest, bro. I

00:38:18.619 --> 00:38:20.119
feel like it was a good dynamic and then you

00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:21.699
guys got into an argument and then it became

00:38:21.699 --> 00:38:22.980
a whole back and forth thing on the internet

00:38:22.980 --> 00:38:25.019
and then you're like, hey, I just want... It

00:38:25.019 --> 00:38:28.940
was never real. He never had a chance with our

00:38:28.940 --> 00:38:33.679
dad. All these Gen Z people thinking he had a

00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.820
chance, bro. Let me lift up my seat, my little

00:38:36.820 --> 00:38:39.739
chair, the office chair. I'm down on the ground.

00:38:40.219 --> 00:38:43.699
I don't know where I should be. No. I'm telling

00:38:43.699 --> 00:38:47.960
you, dude, he just, he's a beta male. He got

00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:53.400
used. And why can I say that? I don't mean to

00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:57.559
be a beta male at times, but I got used. I want

00:38:57.559 --> 00:38:59.039
to clear my name, and then she's like, nah, nah,

00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:01.360
nah, nah, nah. He said this, he did that. It's

00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:03.159
so weird. And then it just became a weird thing.

00:39:03.420 --> 00:39:05.920
Nah, I agree, bro. The streams are... Whatever,

00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:10.719
Billy Madison. This is where you never know what

00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:14.400
you're going to get on Happy Hour. One second,

00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:16.480
I'm going to be talking about how I had a stomachache

00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:18.099
this morning. The next second, I'm going to be

00:39:18.099 --> 00:39:21.079
dissecting why neon reminds me of Nathan Norris,

00:39:21.079 --> 00:39:25.880
a .k .a. Nard from the Billy Madison Show. Here's

00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:28.739
Jebediah Bono saying why women don't understand

00:39:28.739 --> 00:39:30.980
men. You know that girl at the bar that you see

00:39:30.980 --> 00:39:33.739
and you know she's hot, but you know she's a

00:39:33.739 --> 00:39:36.219
f***ing mess, right? You look at her and you're

00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:39.179
like, holy s***, she's probably a little bit

00:39:39.179 --> 00:39:42.019
of a, you know, a h***. Let's just say it. Hell

00:39:42.019 --> 00:39:44.750
yeah! That's the way I like it. I get these,

00:39:44.769 --> 00:39:47.210
I love these conservative women that try to shame

00:39:47.210 --> 00:39:49.909
you for liking women that put up. They're like,

00:39:50.030 --> 00:39:53.809
heaven forbid, I want to get my rocks off. She's

00:39:53.809 --> 00:39:56.710
a mess. Holy, you could just read that shit.

00:39:56.829 --> 00:39:59.730
Like, definitely would never wife her up, take

00:39:59.730 --> 00:40:01.530
her seriously, bring her home. I don't know.

00:40:01.690 --> 00:40:04.210
I feel like you can make me wife up. But then

00:40:04.210 --> 00:40:07.409
again, if the girl's for the streets, you probably

00:40:07.409 --> 00:40:10.869
shouldn't wife her up. I've been noticing that

00:40:10.869 --> 00:40:13.750
recently. Like, I've been, like, in my friend

00:40:13.750 --> 00:40:18.670
zone. Mm -hmm. Like, October 2023 was my getting

00:40:18.670 --> 00:40:21.210
laid. Like, no other era. And I ruined that by

00:40:21.210 --> 00:40:23.849
talking about it on my show. But no. Right now,

00:40:23.869 --> 00:40:27.190
I'm in my friend zone era. And then, like, I

00:40:27.190 --> 00:40:29.650
don't know. How do I say this politely, even

00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:37.170
on a jackass? Let me think. When you, okay. Obviously,

00:40:37.170 --> 00:40:41.329
when you're a single woman. Mm -hmm. and you're

00:40:41.329 --> 00:40:43.650
talking to men, you can talk to how many people

00:40:43.650 --> 00:40:45.909
you want to. I talk to multiple people until

00:40:45.909 --> 00:40:48.929
I'm in an exclusive relationship or a situation

00:40:48.929 --> 00:40:51.409
doesn't put out. But what I'm telling you, ladies

00:40:51.409 --> 00:40:53.730
and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that

00:40:53.730 --> 00:40:56.889
you look at them and if they're going from guy

00:40:56.889 --> 00:41:03.070
to guy to get free food or free rides, that ain't

00:41:03.070 --> 00:41:05.429
a girl you wipe down. You know why I don't wipe

00:41:05.429 --> 00:41:09.800
that down? They're never going to be loyal. Home

00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.480
to mom, but you're like, I wonder what a night

00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:14.760
with that girl's like. Hell yeah, I think about

00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:19.019
that. I hate to say it, I'll see a hot ass girl

00:41:19.019 --> 00:41:22.579
in a tight dress. When I'm in downtown St. Pete,

00:41:22.619 --> 00:41:24.380
I'm like, let's lift that dress up and go to

00:41:24.380 --> 00:41:29.639
work. I got nothing else to do. I work on conventional

00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:32.719
hours. I don't have to be up in the morning.

00:41:34.219 --> 00:41:36.760
Lil Durk's attorney asked for the dismissal of

00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:40.840
his case. Good luck with that. And Lil Wayne

00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:43.719
apologizes via his Instagram after he failed

00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:47.500
to show up on his 20 years of Carter tour. Yeah.

00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:50.320
To me, this perfectly describes Lil Wayne that

00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:52.280
he doesn't show up to the Carter tour after 20

00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:56.079
years. He's an idiot. And again, he's my top

00:41:56.079 --> 00:42:02.980
listen to artist of all time on Spotify. But

00:42:02.980 --> 00:42:06.320
Lil Wayne, this is why you ain't getting Coachella.

00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.559
Or at a Super Bowl. Because you show up late

00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:13.599
like a douchebag. Showing up late is the best

00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:19.719
you do. Some times you don't even show up. Yeah,

00:42:24.980 --> 00:42:28.260
it went until like 10 .45. And he didn't show

00:42:28.260 --> 00:42:29.900
up because he probably had sound ordinance at

00:42:29.900 --> 00:42:32.679
11. If you're not going to show up, just tell

00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:35.260
him at 8 o 'clock. You ruined everyone's Thursday

00:42:35.260 --> 00:42:39.260
night, you douchebag. Set to take place in Bangor,

00:42:39.260 --> 00:42:42.719
Maine. Yeah, the show was set to launch Wayne's

00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:45.739
20 years of Carter Classics tour, but after the

00:42:45.739 --> 00:42:48.599
opening act and a DJ performed, the crowd was...

00:42:48.599 --> 00:42:49.940
Yeah, it's always the worst when you hear the

00:42:49.940 --> 00:42:52.239
DJ playing the music. And what's funny is if

00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:55.619
the DJ was doing an all Lil Wayne mix, the funny

00:42:55.619 --> 00:42:58.139
part is that mix probably sounded better than

00:42:58.139 --> 00:43:00.380
if Lil Wayne would have performed. Told that

00:43:00.380 --> 00:43:02.760
the night was over. Didn't have to go home, but

00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:04.579
they had to get out of there. Lil Wayne later

00:43:04.579 --> 00:43:07.539
promised and rescheduled the show for July 28th.

00:43:07.539 --> 00:43:10.500
How can we trust you? He apologized online, so

00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:12.659
fans are sharing their disappointment over what

00:43:12.659 --> 00:43:16.699
happened. Last night I was 100 % emotional and

00:43:16.699 --> 00:43:18.579
I left my whole crew behind. Screamed down the

00:43:18.579 --> 00:43:21.880
street. Yeah. I asked Jane on my husband. She

00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:24.079
was mad. She cried. Oh, I'm a ride or die. I'm

00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:25.539
going to see him in New Hampshire. Oh, yeah!

00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:29.440
This is like this busty 38 -year -old that has

00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:34.599
like Jersey Shore skin. I'm sure on Friday. She

00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:39.179
looks like a pumpkin. They got to work on that

00:43:39.179 --> 00:43:40.940
five -second delay with the news, by the way.

00:43:40.980 --> 00:43:44.159
Jesus Christ. My idea was exactly how you just

00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:46.840
said it. Remember, they did reschedule that show

00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:49.900
for July 28th, but there's also another show

00:43:49.900 --> 00:43:52.300
for Wayne down in Saratoga Springs, New York.

00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:56.050
That's coming up next. What an idiot. Here's

00:43:56.050 --> 00:43:59.630
the message Europe my main fans. I'm so sorry

00:43:59.630 --> 00:44:04.190
The show is being rescheduled to July 28th. Please

00:44:04.190 --> 00:44:06.110
hold on to your tickets. They will be honored

00:44:06.110 --> 00:44:11.570
for the rescheduled date More information will

00:44:11.570 --> 00:44:15.650
be emailed directly to ticket holders he then

00:44:15.650 --> 00:44:18.969
writes I Ain't shit without you. I can't wait

00:44:18.969 --> 00:44:20.630
to come back and I give you the show you deserve.

00:44:21.010 --> 00:44:23.050
I You could have got rid of the part that said,

00:44:23.110 --> 00:44:25.190
without you, I can't wait to come back and give

00:44:25.190 --> 00:44:27.150
you the show you deserve. He just said, I ain't

00:44:27.150 --> 00:44:29.289
shit. What the hell is wrong with you, dude?

00:44:31.289 --> 00:44:32.869
I mean, if you're not going to show up, tell

00:44:32.869 --> 00:44:35.710
them at 8 o 'clock so everyone can go to the

00:44:35.710 --> 00:44:37.989
dive bar and listen to a Lil Wayne mix and have

00:44:37.989 --> 00:44:42.630
more fun in your crappy performance. What's going

00:44:42.630 --> 00:44:47.119
on here? Arrested for chasing a man with a knife

00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:51.860
during a domestic disturbance. Of course, this

00:44:51.860 --> 00:44:56.159
is Tampa. I was looking to see where it was at.

00:44:56.199 --> 00:44:58.559
This is a TMZ clip. Of course, it was Tampa.

00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:02.800
The domestic, the speed cap it all around. To

00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:06.460
officials on June 29th, 2026, just before 3 .30

00:45:06.460 --> 00:45:08.440
in the morning. I bet they listen to Kelton in

00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:10.880
the morning. I'm going to call in for Sparkle.

00:45:11.019 --> 00:45:13.119
And deputies responded to a domestic disturbance

00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:15.880
call at a home. home in tampa during the investigation

00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:18.760
deputies say they learned that the suspect andrea

00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:23.699
patino oh my god is she freaking hot she's a

00:45:23.699 --> 00:45:27.659
rough 25 though looks like a good safety retrieved

00:45:27.659 --> 00:45:29.860
a knife and chased the victim outside of the

00:45:29.860 --> 00:45:32.139
home after he took her car keys they say that

00:45:32.139 --> 00:45:33.900
he did this to prevent her from driving under

00:45:33.900 --> 00:45:39.190
the influence Yeah, you're a dumb one. He was

00:45:39.190 --> 00:45:41.150
arrested and she was charged with aggravated

00:45:41.150 --> 00:45:44.829
assault with a deadly weapon. There you go. Tampa!

00:45:48.530 --> 00:45:50.670
Tampa's like, we want to be respected as a legitimate

00:45:50.670 --> 00:45:54.210
city. And then they do that. This is very strange.

00:45:55.809 --> 00:45:58.409
Donald Trump shares an AI video of him as a doctor.

00:45:58.710 --> 00:46:00.690
Who or someone you know been diagnosed with TDS?

00:46:00.909 --> 00:46:04.039
The symptoms can be relentless. Trump deranged

00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:06.500
my syndrome. Fortunately, I'm Dr. Trump, and

00:46:06.500 --> 00:46:09.920
I... All right. I'm going to lose it. No, no,

00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:11.500
no, no. I don't think I emphasized it enough.

00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:20.219
You're a loser! That's better. And it's... You're

00:46:20.219 --> 00:46:23.440
a never baby. I wonder if Joseph Carl of the

00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:27.619
Joe Show voted for you. Justin Bieber. to perform

00:46:27.619 --> 00:46:29.780
at the FIFA World Cup final. All my believers

00:46:29.780 --> 00:46:32.059
to the front immediately. Justin Bieber may not

00:46:32.059 --> 00:46:34.119
be giving us a tour, but he may be headed to

00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:36.480
one of the biggest stages in sports. I forgive

00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:40.239
my ex for being a dirty rat in an episode. But

00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:44.900
she wanted to leave the Justin Bieber concert

00:46:44.900 --> 00:46:51.039
early at LA. But she said, it's too loud in here

00:46:51.039 --> 00:46:52.699
and you'll be able to see him again. And then

00:46:52.699 --> 00:46:54.420
he's like saying, I'm never going to tour again.

00:46:54.579 --> 00:46:57.219
God damn it. Because Team Z has learned he's

00:46:57.219 --> 00:46:59.219
in the talks to perform at the halftime FIFA

00:46:59.219 --> 00:47:08.460
World Cup final. 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping. Oh yeah,

00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:14.880
Lily Phillips, that hot piece of ass. Her boyfriend

00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:17.059
said he doesn't get jealous over her making content

00:47:17.059 --> 00:47:19.860
with thousands of men. To be honest, do you ever

00:47:19.860 --> 00:47:22.079
get jealous? I've thought about this a bit. I

00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:25.360
don't think I'm a jealous person. Yeah, cuck!

00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:29.300
Yeah, British the love sponge! I definitely don't

00:47:29.300 --> 00:47:34.000
think you're a jealous person. I'm a dumb broad!

00:47:34.380 --> 00:47:36.460
You don't have a jealous bone in your body. Have

00:47:36.460 --> 00:47:39.340
you ever been jealous in your life? I don't know.

00:47:39.380 --> 00:47:41.000
I haven't really thought about it. I trust you

00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:44.280
so much. Yeah, she's getting DP and whatnot.

00:47:44.639 --> 00:47:48.079
And I think because we communicate so well. Oh,

00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:51.760
yeah. Hey, let me FaceTime you real quick. I'm

00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:55.820
wiping the semen off my face. Yeah, that's why

00:47:55.820 --> 00:47:59.460
there's no hard feelings. Oh, yeah. It's hard

00:47:59.460 --> 00:48:02.239
when you're with her. And it's hard when she's

00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:05.960
with you. Yeah, nothing to worry about. You want

00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:08.139
to hear a little more? Definitely. I think that's

00:48:08.139 --> 00:48:10.000
the one thing that people are probably the most,

00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:12.280
like, baffled by. Baffled. Like, it's like, sorry,

00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:14.599
sorry, I just trust my girlfriend and we have

00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:17.820
a great community relationship. What happened?

00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:19.780
You're getting plowed by, like, a million men.

00:48:19.780 --> 00:48:22.619
It's kind of hard to trust you. Yeah, buster!

00:48:23.139 --> 00:48:24.679
I mean, everything's so stupid. Yeah, exactly.

00:48:25.139 --> 00:48:27.119
All right, I feel stupid after listening to them.

00:48:27.619 --> 00:48:29.199
I was like, gosh, she's wearing this outfit.

00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:31.809
She looks freaking incredible. Mm -hmm. Okay,

00:48:31.969 --> 00:48:33.590
I've seen her naked, obviously, because I've

00:48:33.590 --> 00:48:36.750
watched some of her work. Sometimes, I'm not

00:48:36.750 --> 00:48:40.489
saying she looks bad naked. She looks good? Wouldn't

00:48:40.489 --> 00:48:42.769
mind her on my lap. I need, like, seven condoms

00:48:42.769 --> 00:48:45.590
to put on at once to make sure I'm safe. But

00:48:45.590 --> 00:48:47.949
you look at her, and she's a good -looking girl.

00:48:48.469 --> 00:48:51.429
But sometimes the outfits that are more revealing

00:48:51.429 --> 00:48:55.750
are actually hotter than when they're naked.

00:48:56.909 --> 00:48:59.489
Kyle Rittenhouse posted a photo of him with Lil

00:48:59.489 --> 00:49:02.079
Wayne. And people actually fell for it. Also,

00:49:02.139 --> 00:49:04.860
Kyle Rittenhouse is really aged. And he's probably...

00:49:04.860 --> 00:49:10.260
Let me look this up. One second here. How old

00:49:10.260 --> 00:49:16.860
is that douchebag loser known as Kyle Rittenhouse?

00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.820
He's only 23 with that beard. He looks like he's

00:49:21.820 --> 00:49:25.380
28. He's got that conservative beard. My boss

00:49:25.380 --> 00:49:27.619
had a conservative job I had. You gotta have

00:49:27.619 --> 00:49:30.980
the beard. Because you're conservative. I don't

00:49:30.980 --> 00:49:33.159
know what that means, but it feels like it. Big

00:49:33.159 --> 00:49:38.500
Mitch, who was in prison for like 25 years. Black

00:49:38.500 --> 00:49:44.239
Mafia family. The gangster show. He says his

00:49:44.239 --> 00:49:46.940
son, Little Mitch, doesn't want to be on the

00:49:46.940 --> 00:49:49.739
live stream because it could damage his... image

00:49:49.739 --> 00:50:17.119
as an A -list actor. This will belittle myself.

00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:20.360
Black eye on my brain. Right. A blemish on my

00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:24.219
brain. No other A -list actors or actors, period,

00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:28.059
that you know are streaming. Yeah, he did a good

00:50:28.059 --> 00:50:33.000
job on PMF. It was a good show. But let's not

00:50:33.000 --> 00:50:35.500
lie to ourselves. He's like a C -list actor.

00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:38.079
And it's very niche. They gave you one up to

00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:39.780
most people and said, do you know who Lil' Meech

00:50:39.780 --> 00:50:44.050
is? Yeah. Unless they were part of an urban community

00:50:44.050 --> 00:50:47.650
of any skin color and into urban culture, I don't

00:50:47.650 --> 00:50:53.090
think they would know what that meant. We'll

00:50:53.090 --> 00:50:55.769
talk about Stephen A. Smith later. What a dirty,

00:50:55.789 --> 00:50:58.829
rotten loser. And then, like, of course, he's

00:50:58.829 --> 00:51:00.769
always nice to radio executives. I know a few

00:51:00.769 --> 00:51:03.050
radio executives that he's friends with. Because

00:51:03.050 --> 00:51:06.090
he's a douche! He's nice to people that can do

00:51:06.090 --> 00:51:10.739
something for him, but he's a racist moron! Here's

00:51:10.739 --> 00:51:12.519
Kayla and Nicole if she would go on Love Island.

00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:14.980
Always a hot topic. Everybody want to be nosy

00:51:14.980 --> 00:51:17.199
and wonder what your relationship and what Kayla

00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:19.340
and Nicole is doing. Who should have a serious

00:51:19.340 --> 00:51:23.340
sentence where who's absolutely plowed her to

00:51:23.340 --> 00:51:27.400
the first because as annoying as she is, if you

00:51:27.400 --> 00:51:29.019
have that woman on your lap, you got to go to

00:51:29.019 --> 00:51:37.739
work. Do they really? I have to ask. If you had

00:51:37.739 --> 00:51:39.340
a chance to be on Love Island, island celebrity

00:51:39.340 --> 00:51:42.539
edition would you do it wait celebrity edition

00:51:42.539 --> 00:51:45.340
changes it a little bit yeah oh yeah you're such

00:51:45.340 --> 00:51:49.960
a celebrity oh you're so famous because the thing

00:51:49.960 --> 00:51:52.159
about love island is like i just feel like i

00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:54.579
don't know if i could go to the lengths that

00:51:54.579 --> 00:51:57.480
them people can go to on that yeah she got those

00:51:57.480 --> 00:52:02.480
muscular arms gives you a thought of going you

00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:07.159
know doing some stuff to me same thing but if

00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:08.929
they kind of like pulled the reins in a little

00:52:08.929 --> 00:52:13.469
bit. Girl, I would love your attention, but no

00:52:13.469 --> 00:52:17.690
one really thinks about me. No one really goes,

00:52:17.789 --> 00:52:21.710
oh my God, I'm a fan of Kayla Nicole. I like

00:52:21.710 --> 00:52:24.369
looking at Kayla Nicole. I can't really reach

00:52:24.369 --> 00:52:29.269
out to Kayla Nicole, but she blocked me. Ah,

00:52:29.389 --> 00:52:39.590
Jace. I would think about her. Oh, yeah, you'd

00:52:39.590 --> 00:52:44.010
be so great with that riveting personality of

00:52:44.010 --> 00:52:49.210
yours. Oh, I'm so sick of these ass -kissing

00:52:49.210 --> 00:52:51.889
interviews. Can we bring back Joan Rivers from

00:52:51.889 --> 00:52:54.769
the dead? I'd rather have Joan Maggots' body

00:52:54.769 --> 00:52:56.570
getting eaten by Maggots interviewing her than

00:52:56.570 --> 00:52:59.789
this woman. Oh, you'd be so great at it. Of course

00:52:59.789 --> 00:53:01.889
you're going to say that. I would love to do

00:53:01.889 --> 00:53:03.269
it. Because I'm invested. I watch it. Do you

00:53:03.269 --> 00:53:05.980
watch it? I watch it. Okay, I'll watch it. I

00:53:05.980 --> 00:53:09.659
really don't have a favorite this season. I just

00:53:09.659 --> 00:53:11.920
don't feel like the guys are giving it how they

00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:14.860
should have been giving it. You're just talking

00:53:14.860 --> 00:53:16.840
about yourself and relationships. Because you're

00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:25.980
lazy. Jesus Christ. You're 34 years old. You

00:53:25.980 --> 00:53:29.530
got a rocking body. Yeah, I wonder why you're

00:53:29.530 --> 00:53:31.230
single. I mean, I'm going to be 33 and I wonder

00:53:31.230 --> 00:53:33.050
why I'm single. But what I'm saying is, when

00:53:33.050 --> 00:53:35.150
you say things like that that are against men,

00:53:35.389 --> 00:53:39.610
of course you're single. Yeah, I'm dying. Here's

00:53:39.610 --> 00:53:41.710
Ivanka Trump saying why the presidency is the

00:53:41.710 --> 00:53:44.070
loneliest job. I think about in this moment how

00:53:44.070 --> 00:53:46.309
I can also support him because I know what the

00:53:46.309 --> 00:53:48.989
job is, like in a very personal way. And my dad

00:53:48.989 --> 00:53:51.550
wants to plow me. Having been by his side for

00:53:51.550 --> 00:53:55.380
four years and it's... The world's loneliest

00:53:55.380 --> 00:53:57.119
position. Oh yeah, you were by your side, weren't

00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:59.940
you? The decisions you're making on a daily basis.

00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:03.420
Yeah, he makes it more lonely by being a taunt

00:54:03.420 --> 00:54:14.480
though. So Neon's really impressionable. Here's

00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:18.800
the thing about Neon. He hung out with Malik

00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:24.579
Beasley, who's in a little bit of trouble. Not

00:54:24.579 --> 00:54:27.019
because he hung out with Neon, but Malik Beasley's

00:54:27.019 --> 00:54:31.320
in a little bit of trouble. And here's Neon to

00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:37.480
defend him against the feds. By the way, I want

00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:38.920
to say something. I'm going to speak on this

00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:43.980
once, one time and move on. I see these allegations

00:54:43.980 --> 00:54:50.239
getting put on my friend, Malik. I'm Malik Beasley.

00:54:50.380 --> 00:54:53.699
I'm sure he's totally your friend and not using

00:54:53.699 --> 00:55:00.079
you for the platform you can provide. I just

00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:01.679
want to say I know him as a person. I know him

00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:04.320
as a human. Oh, you totally do. The two hours

00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:06.840
you were sitting in that diner. Oh, you know

00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:09.280
everything about him. He would never partake

00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:12.099
in anything like that. Yeah, you know, the stat

00:55:12.099 --> 00:55:14.260
lines where people are accusing him of doing

00:55:14.260 --> 00:55:19.559
things. What he's in trouble with? I saw he pleaded

00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:26.019
not guilty. He didn't do shit. You don't know

00:55:26.019 --> 00:55:28.679
him personally. You didn't want video on him.

00:55:29.800 --> 00:55:32.320
I, and this is not, I'm not saying he's a criminal,

00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:36.360
but I interviewed Charlemagne to God for 30 minutes.

00:55:36.460 --> 00:55:39.260
I don't know him. You just interviewed him, you

00:55:39.260 --> 00:55:42.199
idiot. People are out here trying to tarnish

00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:45.619
his name. Yeah, he was gambling on thousands

00:55:45.619 --> 00:55:47.920
of dollars when he's making a million dollars

00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:51.039
or something a year. It's stupid. His name down

00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:53.380
when they're in the wrong. How are they in the

00:55:53.380 --> 00:55:56.079
wrong? But he's the one gambling on himself to

00:55:56.079 --> 00:55:59.619
hit a parlay, dude. And the truth will come to

00:55:59.619 --> 00:56:02.679
light, my brother. Stay strong. Oh, yeah. I'm

00:56:02.679 --> 00:56:06.079
sure he's totally inspired by the duty used for...

00:56:06.079 --> 00:56:11.630
Jesus Christ. I think it's... I can see how people

00:56:11.630 --> 00:56:17.070
use neon. And I can kind of see how people use

00:56:17.070 --> 00:56:20.289
it. And it's like, you know what, Dan? Have at

00:56:20.289 --> 00:56:26.730
it. Let people use you. You'll find out real

00:56:26.730 --> 00:56:32.369
quick who your homies are. Harvey Weinstein is

00:56:32.369 --> 00:56:39.320
recovering after heart failure. Frankie Muniz's

00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:41.320
wife said there's no bad blood between a divorce,

00:56:41.519 --> 00:56:49.119
so that means she dumped him. There's some more

00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:52.360
news about Carmelo Anthony. Not to fill New York

00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:55.559
Knicks legend, but I don't want to talk about

00:56:55.559 --> 00:56:58.579
it. Mitch McConnell's health is improving. It's

00:56:58.579 --> 00:57:07.409
good. Phil Mickelson denies sending his penis

00:57:07.409 --> 00:57:12.230
with the people. The Dirty Rotten Lizard. Taylor

00:57:12.230 --> 00:57:17.530
Frankie Paul was talking smack about tape. And

00:57:17.530 --> 00:57:21.829
her other baby daddy. And she has to take a drug

00:57:21.829 --> 00:57:24.429
test to see her kids one -on -one. That's going

00:57:24.429 --> 00:57:26.190
to be all right for her not to do, you know.

00:57:27.429 --> 00:57:32.019
Some nose candy. Melania Guadici posted bikini

00:57:32.019 --> 00:57:35.039
pictures amid arrest. What a dirty, rotten broad.

00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:39.400
Of course she did. She's a nipple baby. She'll

00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:45.900
get away with it. Donna Kelsey arrived in New

00:57:45.900 --> 00:57:51.079
York for the Taylor Swift wedding. And Kamala

00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:53.599
Harris and Doug Emhoff did a dance at their own

00:57:53.599 --> 00:58:01.619
cup. Oh, they're so relatable. Woo. Northwest

00:58:01.619 --> 00:58:06.500
is getting face piercings on her face. I don't

00:58:06.500 --> 00:58:09.280
know, man. I feel bad for Northwest. I know she

00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:13.820
comes from money. But can you imagine having

00:58:13.820 --> 00:58:16.199
your mom as Kim Kardashian, someone that was

00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:20.519
pimped out by her mom? I mean, let Northwest

00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:25.159
have a childhood, please. It'd be nice. Michael

00:58:25.159 --> 00:58:27.739
Strahan is being criticized for not saying that

00:58:27.739 --> 00:58:37.599
ALS could have been caused by football. Today

00:58:37.599 --> 00:58:45.320
on TMZ. Okay. Sad to say, Travis Kelsey, runaway

00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.239
groom. We got a photo of Travis Kelsey out for

00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:51.500
a run in Tribeca. The preparations for this wedding.

00:58:51.639 --> 00:58:54.179
Oh, yeah. It's got to make sure he fits into

00:58:54.179 --> 00:58:57.699
that suit. Are in full force. It would be so

00:58:57.699 --> 00:59:00.440
funny. If he were to get ready for the wedding

00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:03.800
and he's got this $10 ,000 suit, then he eats

00:59:03.800 --> 00:59:07.079
a little bit of chips and beans, like some dip,

00:59:07.219 --> 00:59:10.079
and he has it all over his shirt. I'd be hilarious.

00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:14.599
Seen a railing. A railing? A staircase. They're

00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:16.860
putting a railing up. Get this to the top of

00:59:16.860 --> 00:59:19.659
the website. It was on the top of your website.

00:59:19.900 --> 00:59:24.639
Don't tell you. It was on the top of your website.

00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:26.980
So there's a pretty surprising report this morning

00:59:26.980 --> 00:59:29.940
in the Nancy Guthrie case about the ransom notes

00:59:29.940 --> 00:59:32.420
and demand letters that we have been getting.

00:59:32.579 --> 00:59:36.719
Reuters reported an FBI source told them they're

00:59:36.719 --> 00:59:40.280
all BS. I got a call a minute ago, somebody from

00:59:40.280 --> 00:59:44.440
the FBI. What I'm told is not true. The first

00:59:44.440 --> 00:59:48.800
two ransom notes, there is a sense in the office

00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:52.320
that it is more likely than not that they're

00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:55.789
legitimate. Our former first lady, Michelle Obama.

00:59:56.050 --> 01:00:00.969
Oh, yeah. Is a fellow Love Island fan. That's

01:00:00.969 --> 01:00:03.969
mother -daughter time. They got me hooked. Why

01:00:03.969 --> 01:00:05.909
would you want to watch that show with your parents?

01:00:06.050 --> 01:00:07.989
My kids would want me to watch a show with them

01:00:07.989 --> 01:00:11.429
once. That is kind of weird. Mm -hmm. It's a

01:00:11.429 --> 01:00:17.170
weird family, Dad. You're not Michelle. This

01:00:17.170 --> 01:00:22.730
is not like, mm -hmm. It's pretty obvious. Got

01:00:22.730 --> 01:00:27.929
you, too. Shoot anyone on the run, dude. Why

01:00:27.929 --> 01:00:32.610
would you want him to run? I don't know. I don't

01:00:32.610 --> 01:00:34.429
know what's going on with this player. They were

01:00:34.429 --> 01:00:40.409
losing their mind. I saw this headline here,

01:00:40.469 --> 01:00:48.630
and this guy is such a douchebag. Happy Hot Topic.

01:00:51.150 --> 01:00:53.369
And with the mercury inching up towards record

01:00:53.369 --> 01:00:56.030
levels, Mayor Modani says it's really important

01:00:56.030 --> 01:00:58.610
to conserve energy. He called for New Yorkers

01:00:58.610 --> 01:01:02.090
to set their thermostats at 78 degrees. I first

01:01:02.090 --> 01:01:05.050
didn't mind, guys. Nice seeing them hang out

01:01:05.050 --> 01:01:07.050
with Knick fans. But I'm sure you don't keep

01:01:07.050 --> 01:01:11.409
your house at that, you douchebag. Sorry, Dad.

01:01:11.809 --> 01:01:14.550
And did the same thing at Gracie Mansion. The

01:01:14.550 --> 01:01:16.150
mayor responded to critical. I'm sure you're

01:01:16.150 --> 01:01:19.329
totally doing it at your mansion, you neppo baby

01:01:19.329 --> 01:01:22.889
dish. by someone on social media taking him to

01:01:22.889 --> 01:01:27.110
task, saying 78 was too high. Because of the

01:01:27.110 --> 01:01:28.969
power grid, he wants people to have it at 78.

01:01:29.409 --> 01:01:32.750
I have it in the 60s, bitch! Political reporter

01:01:32.750 --> 01:01:35.630
Marsha Kramer asked him about it. Are you sticking

01:01:35.630 --> 01:01:38.969
with 78 degrees? I am, and I'm stuck. Yeah, bitch!

01:01:40.590 --> 01:01:42.409
Sticking with it because this is a long -standing

01:01:42.409 --> 01:01:44.809
city policy through multiple administrations.

01:01:45.010 --> 01:01:48.730
Oh, yeah! Go be a socialist or whatever you are!

01:01:48.769 --> 01:01:53.000
You're a douche! And you know, in those old New

01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:59.139
York City buildings, 78 does not feel good. I

01:01:59.139 --> 01:02:02.480
bet your ass it's like 68, you dish. We're also

01:02:02.480 --> 01:02:04.300
following the guidance of the U .S. Department

01:02:04.300 --> 01:02:06.719
of Energy. I myself set my thermostat to 78.

01:02:07.460 --> 01:02:09.639
I hate the way he talks through his teeth. He

01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:12.900
doesn't want to bitch slap him. Yeah, nine. Let

01:02:12.900 --> 01:02:14.780
me tell you, 78 hits different when you're looking

01:02:14.780 --> 01:02:18.039
at 112 outside. He says that as his face is hit

01:02:18.039 --> 01:02:23.219
with sweat. You know, all the liberal businesses

01:02:23.219 --> 01:02:25.400
are doing it. We got to save the power grid.

01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:30.820
That ain't my problem, Dad. Mm -hmm. Mm. Happy

01:02:30.820 --> 01:02:35.860
Hot Topic! Frankie Muniz's ex, Paige Price, is

01:02:35.860 --> 01:02:38.920
coming to his defense. After the little star

01:02:38.920 --> 01:02:41.659
received backlash for posting a video of him

01:02:41.659 --> 01:02:44.000
and his estranged wife dancing together while

01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:46.519
announcing their separation after six years of

01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:48.780
marriage, Paige, who shares a five -year -old

01:02:48.780 --> 01:02:51.199
son with Frankie, addresses the deleted video

01:02:51.199 --> 01:02:53.619
in the comment section. She writes underneath

01:02:53.619 --> 01:02:57.139
the July 1st IG post, Frankie, I am so sorry

01:02:57.139 --> 01:02:59.380
that you felt the need to delete an old fun video

01:02:59.380 --> 01:03:02.159
of our family because people are so cruel to

01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:07.909
you. This world is so . Yeah, I don't know. Heaven

01:03:07.909 --> 01:03:12.389
forbid they co -parent. What a concept. Morons.

01:03:13.849 --> 01:03:21.110
Happy Hot Topic. My life is paid for by me. Sarah

01:03:21.110 --> 01:03:23.789
Foster is revealing just how much it pays to

01:03:23.789 --> 01:03:26.489
be David Foster's daughter. Oh yeah, you know

01:03:26.489 --> 01:03:30.469
he's a cheap douche bag. That's why he's a billionaire.

01:03:31.260 --> 01:03:33.280
During her July 1st appearance on the Morgan

01:03:33.280 --> 01:03:35.719
Stewart Show podcast, the actor... I don't need

01:03:35.719 --> 01:03:37.820
to hear about rich people. I make my own money.

01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:41.139
Good for you, Dad! Jennifer Aniston is sharing

01:03:41.139 --> 01:03:43.159
an inside look at her life with boyfriend Jim

01:03:43.159 --> 01:03:45.860
Curtis during her summer vacation. The Friends

01:03:45.860 --> 01:03:48.280
alum shares snapshots of how she's spending quality

01:03:48.280 --> 01:03:51.380
time with the hypnotherapist this summer, including

01:03:51.380 --> 01:03:54.119
hangouts with fellow members of TV royalty like

01:03:54.119 --> 01:04:06.679
Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes. Next up, our buddy

01:04:06.679 --> 01:04:08.500
Anne Hathaway, the Academy Award winning actress,

01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:10.280
recently announcing that she's expecting baby

01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:12.880
number three. And Anne's getting pretty creative

01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:15.699
with her maternity style. Yeah, she wore a dress

01:04:15.699 --> 01:04:20.139
on backwards. Her boobs look amazing. Look, recently

01:04:20.139 --> 01:04:22.860
got a lot of love for a unique reason. Style

01:04:22.860 --> 01:04:25.860
outlets noting Anne's choice to wear it backwards.

01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:28.960
British Vogue even calling it a maternity style

01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:31.739
trick. While Anne saw the headlines saying she

01:04:31.739 --> 01:04:33.380
wore the dress backwards. I don't think she did

01:04:33.380 --> 01:04:36.329
it on accident, but whatever. Vogue's weird.

01:04:36.610 --> 01:04:47.929
And responded with this. Even if it wasn't on

01:04:47.929 --> 01:04:51.050
purpose, Anna's still a trendsetter. This is

01:04:51.050 --> 01:04:57.159
such a hot piece of ass. What's here? We're going

01:04:57.159 --> 01:04:59.559
to start with the great Gene Wilder. It's time

01:04:59.559 --> 01:05:01.719
to take a little trip back to the chocolate factory.

01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:05.059
The late actor lending his voice to a new competition

01:05:05.059 --> 01:05:07.199
show. We had talked about this before. Based

01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:10.000
on Willy Wonka with permission from Gene's wife.

01:05:10.179 --> 01:05:12.800
And of course, the Wilder estate. Netflix has

01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:16.500
used AI to recreate Wilder's voice. All right.

01:05:16.519 --> 01:05:23.809
So there's this moron right here. Alex Rodriguez

01:05:23.809 --> 01:05:27.730
is swinging for the fence. Oh, yeah. Fourth of

01:05:27.730 --> 01:05:31.130
July, the former MLB star steps up to the plate

01:05:31.130 --> 01:05:33.829
at Michael Rubin's star -studded white party.

01:05:33.989 --> 01:05:38.230
Ah, that whole white party thing seems so douchey.

01:05:38.369 --> 01:05:42.050
The Hamptons on July 1st. I see you had a mystery

01:05:42.050 --> 01:05:46.670
woman with him. I wonder if he's got a big or

01:05:46.670 --> 01:05:52.010
small penis. Because steroids. I wonder how much

01:05:52.010 --> 01:06:00.190
that affected him. 856 -49 -OP. It's time for

01:06:00.190 --> 01:06:07.519
a Kardashian news. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our

01:06:07.519 --> 01:06:11.199
time Kardashian news, we dissect the clime No

01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:14.119
filters, no fluff, raw truth and wine Mic's hot,

01:06:14.300 --> 01:06:17.179
Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Nepotism's thrown,

01:06:17.260 --> 01:06:19.900
they sittin' in the plush Built an empire off

01:06:19.900 --> 01:06:22.559
nothin' but the hush Reality's a script, ain't

01:06:22.559 --> 01:06:24.800
no realness in the cut Talent's on vacation,

01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:27.320
they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the

01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:29.860
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake

01:06:29.860 --> 01:06:32.840
lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,

01:06:32.940 --> 01:06:35.579
it's the brain on snooze, clickbait queens Welcome

01:06:35.579 --> 01:06:38.599
to Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where the

01:06:38.599 --> 01:06:40.840
truth gets head. I be breaking down the hype,

01:06:40.880 --> 01:06:43.480
y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies. Fake lies,

01:06:43.579 --> 01:06:45.900
fake drama, they choose. No talent required,

01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:49.150
it's Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where

01:06:49.150 --> 01:06:51.309
the truth gets aired Hoppy breakin' down the

01:06:51.309 --> 01:06:53.849
hype, y 'all beware Fake stuff, fake lies Fake

01:06:53.849 --> 01:06:56.510
lives, fake drama, they choose No talent required,

01:06:56.829 --> 01:06:59.989
it's Kardashian news Diamond -studded lies sellin'

01:06:59.989 --> 01:07:02.769
dreams to the broke Gold -plated nothing, society

01:07:02.769 --> 01:07:05.730
inside joke Hoppy ain't scared, man, he roastin'

01:07:05.730 --> 01:07:08.329
them wrong Apple babies flexin' like they rewrote

01:07:08.329 --> 01:07:11.570
the law Surgical precision, every word's a slice

01:07:11.570 --> 01:07:14.949
Hypocrisy exposed under studio lights Instagram

01:07:14.949 --> 01:07:17.909
filters, they mask the truth Hoppy's here to

01:07:17.909 --> 01:07:20.289
school them Welcome to the booth, yeah. Hoppy's

01:07:20.289 --> 01:07:22.869
got no leash, got no lead, no chain. Speaking

01:07:22.869 --> 01:07:26.230
what he feels, never playing the game. No Kardashian

01:07:26.230 --> 01:07:30.230
can spin his name. On this mic he reigns. Untamed.

01:07:30.530 --> 01:07:32.909
Kardashian moves. Where the truth gets aired.

01:07:33.030 --> 01:07:34.730
Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all beware.

01:07:34.949 --> 01:07:37.570
Fake smile, fake lies. Fake lies, fake drama,

01:07:37.610 --> 01:07:40.130
they choose. No talent required, it's Kardashian

01:07:40.130 --> 01:07:43.349
news. Kardashian moves. Shown it up, it's Hoppy

01:07:43.349 --> 01:07:46.269
at what's hot. Hoppy speaks what's on his mind.

01:07:47.289 --> 01:07:57.500
Shown it up. Alright now, bitch. Alright, what

01:07:57.500 --> 01:08:19.250
do we got here? That's so sad. All the bad things.

01:08:19.689 --> 01:08:22.810
In a July 1st Instagram story, Court shared a

01:08:22.810 --> 01:08:25.750
photo of the sign which reads, Travis, I'm pregnant.

01:08:26.289 --> 01:08:34.949
I am ready for news that is about a Taylor Swift.

01:09:03.480 --> 01:09:18.939
You never say You flip the frame, you flip the

01:09:18.939 --> 01:09:22.619
frame Then you walk away It's always them, always

01:09:22.619 --> 01:09:53.340
them You show the small town something Then you

01:09:53.340 --> 01:10:00.500
fold the velvet loose Now every exit, baby And

01:10:00.500 --> 01:10:03.479
every scar's a brand You say you're just being

01:10:03.479 --> 01:10:06.399
honest With the mic in your hand Tell me who

01:10:06.399 --> 01:10:10.000
gets blamed You never say your name You flip

01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:13.100
the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk away

01:10:13.100 --> 01:10:16.600
It's always them, always them Never you, never

01:10:16.600 --> 01:10:32.899
you It's always them, always them All right.

01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:39.220
If you are so overwhelmed with all of the info

01:10:39.220 --> 01:10:40.880
coming out about Taylor and Travis's wedding,

01:10:40.979 --> 01:10:43.420
you're not alone. I don't know. I give a shit,

01:10:43.439 --> 01:10:45.180
but let's hear what it is. Got you. Let's break

01:10:45.180 --> 01:10:47.699
down everything we know ASAP. It's all going

01:10:47.699 --> 01:10:50.739
down Thursday and Friday at MSG. They're kicking

01:10:50.739 --> 01:10:52.939
things off July 2nd with a more intimate gathering,

01:10:53.140 --> 01:10:55.600
around 100 people. And then the next day, July

01:10:55.600 --> 01:10:58.640
3rd, is that 1 ,000 -person party that, according

01:10:58.640 --> 01:11:00.920
to ABC News, will kick off at around 4 p .m.

01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:03.760
with cocktail hour and go all the way until 4

01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:08.319
a .m. Oh, yeah. The bearer of the wedding, the

01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:13.239
bearer of the divorce. Mm -hmm. Copy hour. Copy

01:11:13.239 --> 01:11:27.699
hour. Yeah! RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

01:11:27.699 --> 01:11:30.239
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:11:30.659 --> 01:11:35.020
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:11:35.020 --> 01:11:40.779
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:11:40.779 --> 01:11:43.340
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:11:43.340 --> 01:11:45.800
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:48.439
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:52.220
in his selection, so stick around for... Don't

01:11:52.220 --> 01:11:54.800
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:11:55.420 --> 01:11:58.199
Oh, yeah. You know how Mason Dixon did the Every

01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:04.279
Day My Weekend song? Here's Every Day My Weekerton.

01:12:04.560 --> 01:12:07.239
I said that backwards. Man, I would be terrible

01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:10.140
as a seven -second music DJ. That's why I do

01:12:10.140 --> 01:12:13.020
a talk show. No. You know how Mason Dixon did

01:12:13.020 --> 01:12:19.439
the Friday, Friday, Friday Jam? I do that every

01:12:19.439 --> 01:12:51.909
day of my weekend. Can you blame it, make it

01:12:51.909 --> 01:12:55.109
rain, butt drop? Lea Lee, okay, nigga, I'm just

01:12:55.109 --> 01:12:57.750
light -skinned I ain't part of Reno, Michael

01:12:57.750 --> 01:13:00.970
Jackson, PC My ice the like it's Christmas Well,

01:13:01.069 --> 01:13:04.670
I'm amazing, come out with Cartesian Bitch, I'm

01:13:04.670 --> 01:13:07.149
the boss, so they think that I'm a raven Yeah,

01:13:07.149 --> 01:13:10.069
I'm tokin' like the Taliban, twos from a galaxy

01:13:10.069 --> 01:13:12.909
My car sits so high, don't stop, no, bitch, I

01:13:12.909 --> 01:13:15.970
land And all this ain't juice, man, but I'm on

01:13:15.970 --> 01:13:18.569
that juice, man Give me five bottles of that

01:13:18.569 --> 01:13:21.840
goose, I get a loose man Baby, you, you playin',

01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:24.619
do that on my hands, baby I do this shit every

01:13:24.619 --> 01:13:27.359
day, ballin's in my plan Yeah, ballin', that's

01:13:27.359 --> 01:13:30.079
my 9 to 5, me and Scruggs, it's you and I You

01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:32.479
don't want this kind of beat, you a victim, such

01:13:32.479 --> 01:13:35.359
a lie Versus TV, versus nigga, you just sweet,

01:13:35.399 --> 01:13:38.260
I heard you singin' In between your girl, 5 -3,

01:13:38.300 --> 01:14:14.729
surprise bitch Every day my weekend What they

01:14:14.729 --> 01:14:17.010
say? People making fights with all the chicks

01:14:17.010 --> 01:14:56.859
that he's in. Everybody. Pop it like a motherfucker

01:14:57.180 --> 01:14:59.680
Friday we at figure eight, you know I fuck with

01:14:59.680 --> 01:15:02.460
Bush Overdosing on the strong, rollin' quarters

01:15:02.460 --> 01:15:05.720
of the slip Club Miami Saturday, girls the baddest

01:15:05.720 --> 01:15:08.539
in my book I just won't write on end why you

01:15:08.539 --> 01:15:12.180
lame niggas look bitch Even on a Sunday, I don't

01:15:12.180 --> 01:15:14.439
take a date Y 'all with clubbing and a station

01:15:14.439 --> 01:15:18.159
in my nigga, you ain't alone Niggas see the insides,

01:15:18.239 --> 01:15:20.460
first they take they shirts off Second, when

01:15:20.460 --> 01:15:22.579
they hear our songs, then they take they shirts

01:15:22.579 --> 01:15:25.500
off Third, she gonna serve us, mouth thick or

01:15:25.500 --> 01:15:28.770
tongue out Four hours later, fuckers, all I was

01:15:28.770 --> 01:15:31.489
like, wow. Y 'all got milk money, bitch, nigga,

01:15:31.649 --> 01:15:34.390
I'm a cash cow. Every day, my weekend, livin'

01:15:34.409 --> 01:15:39.250
life on a fast. Every day, my weekend, man, I

01:15:39.250 --> 01:15:43.829
ballin', man, I ballin'. Every day, my weekend,

01:15:44.050 --> 01:16:13.750
we gon' ballin'. We gon' ballin' We gon' ballin'

01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:31.000
You probably can't tell because it's a podcast

01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:33.180
and this isn't live. But I just wanted for a

01:16:33.180 --> 01:16:35.760
walk around the building because I was sitting

01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:38.840
here overthinking stuff. And then I realized

01:16:38.840 --> 01:16:42.340
I'm in the air conditioning. Why am I going outside?

01:16:43.399 --> 01:16:45.380
That's the whole point of living in Florida.

01:16:45.539 --> 01:16:50.060
To live in the A .C. I'll let you go right now

01:16:50.060 --> 01:16:53.880
and start this show right back up. Whatever.

01:16:56.800 --> 01:17:10.340
Welcome to... And now for something completely

01:17:10.340 --> 01:17:43.539
different. Door is closing. It's Hoppy Hour!

01:17:57.039 --> 01:18:05.380
Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

01:18:05.659 --> 01:18:09.510
here it is. It's the most recent two radio shows,

01:18:09.810 --> 01:18:41.979
and the other stations are tuned in, too. Yo.

01:18:43.340 --> 01:18:46.260
Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes.

01:18:46.520 --> 01:18:49.819
NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fancy wives

01:18:49.819 --> 01:18:52.380
wild, stories about the queens. Dropping dollars

01:18:52.380 --> 01:18:55.680
bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy proves Manny

01:18:55.680 --> 01:19:01.420
knows it all. So, Kalen Clark got left off the

01:19:01.420 --> 01:19:05.699
top 10 all -time players list for the WNBA for

01:19:05.699 --> 01:19:09.380
current players. And the disrespect continues

01:19:09.380 --> 01:19:14.079
with that woman. Yeah. Byron Scott said that

01:19:14.079 --> 01:19:18.970
LeBron gets a B, but not a statue. Let's see

01:19:18.970 --> 01:19:23.770
here. Jalen Brown says that he is being turned

01:19:23.770 --> 01:19:25.930
into a villain. If you're saying you're a villain,

01:19:26.029 --> 01:19:29.890
you're not a villain. He tried to enter the Celtics

01:19:29.890 --> 01:19:32.369
facility after being traded and there was no

01:19:32.369 --> 01:19:36.890
answer. Kendrick Perkins said that Paul George

01:19:36.890 --> 01:19:41.029
hasn't been good since he was skinny. Brad Stevens

01:19:41.029 --> 01:19:46.390
is being called an idiot. White Chocolate, Jason

01:19:46.390 --> 01:19:49.050
Williams, barstool sports in the nba and the

01:19:49.050 --> 01:19:51.630
sacramento kings he said what type of smoke are

01:19:51.630 --> 01:19:57.149
you smoking bro you got tricked tristan thompson

01:19:57.149 --> 01:19:59.449
says he's trying to get drake and lebron to be

01:19:59.449 --> 01:20:17.260
friends again Happy hour got that shock and awe

01:20:17.260 --> 01:20:26.579
Happy hour got that shock and awe Happy hour

01:20:26.579 --> 01:20:35.060
got that shock and awe I got it! Let me rewind

01:20:35.060 --> 01:20:42.640
that right now. Yeah, he probably didn't get

01:20:42.640 --> 01:20:44.479
the wedding invite. I don't think she knows who

01:20:44.479 --> 01:20:47.979
he is. The only reason she went to the Knicks

01:20:47.979 --> 01:20:49.659
game is because it had that stupid shirt that

01:20:49.659 --> 01:20:52.119
said Stevie Nicks on it. And then Stevie Nicks

01:20:52.119 --> 01:20:54.180
is performing at the wedding. We all fell for

01:20:54.180 --> 01:20:58.340
it. The wedding buzz continues to reach a fever

01:20:58.340 --> 01:21:01.119
pitch. The New York Knicks star is shutting down.

01:21:01.140 --> 01:21:02.779
A fever pitch. What a terrible issue. She must

01:21:02.779 --> 01:21:04.140
have thought that had to do with basketball.

01:21:05.359 --> 01:21:09.130
He had a home run at Josh Hart. One rumor about

01:21:09.130 --> 01:21:12.090
the guest list. After multiple reports claimed

01:21:12.090 --> 01:21:15.090
the Knicks starting five had scored invites to

01:21:15.090 --> 01:21:17.909
the big day, after Taylor supported them on their

01:21:17.909 --> 01:21:21.069
way to winning the NBA playoffs last month, fellow

01:21:21.069 --> 01:21:25.029
NBA player Jeremy Sohan jokingly asked Hart if

01:21:25.029 --> 01:21:28.010
he could be his plus one. Oh yeah, I feel like

01:21:28.010 --> 01:21:30.329
Josh Hart's that player that they all just bust.

01:21:30.750 --> 01:21:35.189
balls around his podcast roommates definitely

01:21:35.189 --> 01:21:38.229
helped create that energy but josh was quick

01:21:38.229 --> 01:21:42.409
to call a foul replying on x july 2nd lol bro

01:21:42.409 --> 01:21:48.470
this fake news yeah she's such a knicks fan i

01:21:48.470 --> 01:21:50.770
bet you if you asked her who josh hart was unfortunately

01:21:50.770 --> 01:21:52.810
she'd be like is he one of the guys that wrote

01:21:52.810 --> 01:21:54.970
one of my songs that i claim to write she doesn't

01:21:54.970 --> 01:21:57.600
know who he is She only went to, I actually for

01:21:57.600 --> 01:21:59.479
a second thought she might be a Knicks fan because

01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:01.939
it was like, well, she did a competition in 05

01:22:01.939 --> 01:22:04.020
at Madison Square Garden and met players over

01:22:04.020 --> 01:22:06.880
the years. Big whoop -de -doo. I've met rappers

01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:08.720
before and I had no idea who they were. Here's

01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:10.939
what I'm saying. She probably doesn't even know

01:22:10.939 --> 01:22:15.640
Josh Hart is dead. It's obvious. So it looks

01:22:15.640 --> 01:22:18.659
like at least for now, those invites are a blank

01:22:18.659 --> 01:22:22.500
space. Ah, this reporter sounds like she doesn't

01:22:22.500 --> 01:22:24.880
know how to do it. You gotta have energy like

01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:30.390
me. I just drank like three Pepsis. I'm really

01:22:30.390 --> 01:22:33.010
wired. But then my freaking caffeine crash in

01:22:33.010 --> 01:22:37.909
about 10 minutes. I know, good. Back now, a little

01:22:37.909 --> 01:22:40.989
morning boost to put the yay in Friday. JVH is

01:22:40.989 --> 01:22:45.130
on. Wow, that was dashy. Back now, a little morning

01:22:45.130 --> 01:22:47.909
boost to put the yay in Friday. Who the hell

01:22:47.909 --> 01:22:50.130
says, I know I have my podcast captions for the

01:22:50.130 --> 01:22:52.029
show. I'll write like Friday or something. But

01:22:52.029 --> 01:22:57.289
I'm joking. Who the hell says frying? AVH is

01:22:57.289 --> 01:22:59.310
off this week, so I'm going to try to do a proud

01:22:59.310 --> 01:23:02.270
here. For sports fans, a lot of us know that

01:23:02.270 --> 01:23:04.189
crushing feeling when your favorite player gets

01:23:04.189 --> 01:23:08.649
traded to a different team. Yeah, it sucks. But

01:23:08.649 --> 01:23:10.289
that doesn't even matter. It doesn't really impact

01:23:10.289 --> 01:23:14.409
your life. Well, one young Boston boy feeling

01:23:14.409 --> 01:23:17.109
all the emotions after the Celtics traded Jalen

01:23:17.109 --> 01:23:19.189
Brown. Take a look at his devastated reaction.

01:23:19.770 --> 01:23:34.270
I love you so much. That sucks, dude. Hell yeah,

01:23:34.350 --> 01:23:38.069
kid. You got a big future ahead of you. You'll

01:23:38.069 --> 01:23:46.430
be my boss in 25 years. Man, imagine when he's

01:23:46.430 --> 01:23:49.510
going to have his first heartbreak. Why do I

01:23:49.510 --> 01:23:51.649
say that? Because that's what I do when I have

01:23:51.649 --> 01:23:56.289
heartbreak. This is a bummer. Oh, hang on. It

01:23:56.289 --> 01:23:58.529
gets better. It gets better. That heartbreaking

01:23:58.529 --> 01:24:00.590
video. The trade's not happening? No, no, it's

01:24:00.590 --> 01:24:02.310
not happening. That heartbreaking video did make

01:24:02.310 --> 01:24:04.750
its way to Jalen, who commented on the post.

01:24:05.069 --> 01:24:07.670
And there you see the comment from Darren. Which

01:24:07.670 --> 01:24:09.949
one? What did he say? Oh, my God. They don't

01:24:09.949 --> 01:24:14.069
know who it is. It says Gio the Tiger was the

01:24:14.069 --> 01:24:16.119
name of the post. And then on the screen, it

01:24:16.119 --> 01:24:19.159
says Miss Amber Preeley. And then it says FCW

01:24:19.159 --> 01:24:22.340
.WPO. I guess that would be a confusing username,

01:24:22.659 --> 01:24:24.340
but they didn't really seem to know which one

01:24:24.340 --> 01:24:26.840
was Jalen. The comment from Jalen. Which one?

01:24:26.859 --> 01:24:28.880
What did he say? It's okay, little bro. It's

01:24:28.880 --> 01:24:30.479
okay, bro. Yeah, it's not the person named Miss

01:24:30.479 --> 01:24:33.840
Amber Preeley. We'll always be friends. Okay.

01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:36.439
First of all, he's got to invite him to a 76ers

01:24:36.439 --> 01:24:39.260
game if he's allowed to go. Send him a jersey.

01:24:39.659 --> 01:24:42.939
I've got Savannah such a hard piece of ass. I'm

01:24:42.939 --> 01:24:44.619
sorry about what's going on. It's got to suck.

01:24:45.659 --> 01:24:50.359
It can't be great. It can't be ideal. Mm -hmm.

01:24:51.699 --> 01:24:57.239
I adore my mom. Savannah! Get out of here! And

01:24:57.239 --> 01:24:59.659
at least I don't have to show my face on this

01:24:59.659 --> 01:25:01.779
show. You all know what I look like. I'm totally

01:25:01.779 --> 01:25:05.819
awkward. But there's no video. Or somebody doesn't

01:25:05.819 --> 01:25:07.340
want to. But what I'm telling you, ladies and

01:25:07.340 --> 01:25:08.920
gentlemen, boys and girls, there's nothing on

01:25:08.920 --> 01:25:11.899
this show. You don't need to see me. I make weird

01:25:11.899 --> 01:25:14.659
facial expressions when I rant. I look like a

01:25:14.659 --> 01:25:17.779
jackass. Half the comic community would think

01:25:17.779 --> 01:25:19.920
I'm jackasses because they don't like the truth.

01:25:20.539 --> 01:25:23.859
You hear all this paper? It's the truth. Don't

01:25:23.859 --> 01:25:25.020
know what that means. It's someone's show prep

01:25:25.020 --> 01:25:28.739
and I just got it all. Frickin'... I'm sorry.

01:25:29.100 --> 01:25:30.979
There was this one time, so a lot of radio people,

01:25:31.119 --> 01:25:33.699
like the old school guys, print out their prep.

01:25:33.739 --> 01:25:35.779
All my prep's on a Google Docs, and I open it

01:25:35.779 --> 01:25:37.939
up gradually. But all their old school guys,

01:25:38.079 --> 01:25:41.760
like MJ and all my homies, they print out things,

01:25:41.840 --> 01:25:43.619
which is fine. I just didn't grow up really with

01:25:43.619 --> 01:25:45.140
a printer. We had very limited printing paper

01:25:45.140 --> 01:25:48.119
anyway. And there's one time my dad got really

01:25:48.119 --> 01:25:50.300
mad because I printed out pictures of Kobe Bryant

01:25:50.300 --> 01:25:53.039
to put in my room. Ah, what a childhood. I love

01:25:53.039 --> 01:25:55.399
you, Dad. I'm kidding. But all this prep right

01:25:55.399 --> 01:25:58.420
here is just a bunch of stuff. It's the truth.

01:26:00.140 --> 01:26:02.760
There was this time. Now it's all crumply. Oops.

01:26:02.960 --> 01:26:05.699
What day is it from? It's from two days ago.

01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:07.680
So it's, oh, prep. You want to hear what the

01:26:07.680 --> 01:26:09.979
prep says? I used to, oh my God. I love this

01:26:09.979 --> 01:26:12.340
bit. I used to have access to the prep service.

01:26:12.939 --> 01:26:17.119
This is great. We'll get to Blake Griffin getting

01:26:17.119 --> 01:26:21.979
a sports drink in a second. And, okay. There's

01:26:21.979 --> 01:26:28.180
a company called Wise Prime Media. AKA the complete

01:26:28.180 --> 01:26:31.340
sheep. And Wise Brother Media, you know, if you

01:26:31.340 --> 01:26:33.800
listen to your typical radio show, they got all

01:26:33.800 --> 01:26:37.000
the production pieces ready. Oh, here's the last

01:26:37.000 --> 01:26:40.279
20 seconds of the Stanley Cups last night. Mm

01:26:40.279 --> 01:26:45.000
-hmm. Or here's this bad tryout on American Idol.

01:26:45.039 --> 01:26:46.359
And you know how they have it like perfectly

01:26:46.359 --> 01:26:49.539
edited? Usually the producer didn't do that.

01:26:49.600 --> 01:26:52.060
It was sent to you by a prep service. And I had

01:26:52.060 --> 01:26:54.380
access to this when I worked at 102 .5 The Bone.

01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:57.340
And from like the first year and a half of this

01:26:57.340 --> 01:26:59.500
iteration of this show, remember when I would

01:26:59.500 --> 01:27:01.500
have like the national day? I still do it with

01:27:01.500 --> 01:27:03.260
the blue dye. Remember when I would have like

01:27:03.260 --> 01:27:05.279
the national day and it would be like, I don't

01:27:05.279 --> 01:27:07.640
know, it would be like Monday or whatever. Well,

01:27:07.779 --> 01:27:12.220
they did an audit on the website. And my countdown

01:27:12.220 --> 01:27:14.439
was like, there was like a reply. It was the

01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:16.819
most awkward email ever. It was sent to like,

01:27:16.979 --> 01:27:19.840
I don't know, 18 people. And it was like, who

01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:23.539
here needs access to Wise Brother? And who here

01:27:23.539 --> 01:27:26.380
does it? And my name was like first, even though

01:27:26.380 --> 01:27:28.359
I was, I mean, I was first in the ratings, but

01:27:28.359 --> 01:27:30.399
my name was first. And then countdown was like,

01:27:30.520 --> 01:27:32.840
only keep these people, please. And then I just

01:27:32.840 --> 01:27:36.579
say, I emailed him back with a smile. But there's

01:27:36.579 --> 01:27:40.529
the prep sheet that's in this room. Taylor and

01:27:40.529 --> 01:27:44.010
Travis update. They're building a castle inside

01:27:44.010 --> 01:27:48.010
Madison Square Garden. Oh, how am I missing out

01:27:48.010 --> 01:27:51.250
on this prep? Alan Jackson's final show will

01:27:51.250 --> 01:27:58.909
get a live album release. Mm -hmm. Kane Brown

01:27:58.909 --> 01:28:00.890
says it's easier to make friends with athletes

01:28:00.890 --> 01:28:03.409
than country artists because they're using you.

01:28:03.550 --> 01:28:08.229
Mm -hmm. The big moments from Alan Jackson's

01:28:08.229 --> 01:28:13.409
final show. Rod Atkins was invited to the Grand

01:28:13.409 --> 01:28:19.029
Ole Pre. The Taylor and Travis wedding will be

01:28:19.029 --> 01:28:24.890
over 10 hours. Margot Robbie is 36 years old.

01:28:25.010 --> 01:28:28.130
Oh my God, this makes me feel old. Lindsay Lohan

01:28:28.130 --> 01:28:33.670
is 40. I wish she ever. And that was the Ryan

01:28:33.670 --> 01:28:38.329
Show. That was the prep we were going through

01:28:38.329 --> 01:28:42.880
that we got from a prep service. And now, it

01:28:42.880 --> 01:28:48.800
is time for War of the Roses. What the hell's

01:28:48.800 --> 01:28:55.060
going on? Oh, my God. I got cheated on. Let's

01:28:55.060 --> 01:29:02.039
go. Hey, Jed, did we get a hold of the actor?

01:29:02.439 --> 01:29:09.000
Yes, sir. Hey, Ashley. Why don't you say hi to

01:29:09.000 --> 01:29:11.960
Ryan Hoppy at nightclubs? Well, he talks smack

01:29:11.960 --> 01:29:14.979
about his show. Because we kind of backstabbed

01:29:14.979 --> 01:29:16.739
him when we lied to him when he joined iHeart

01:29:16.739 --> 01:29:19.439
that we'd be his friends. Okay, it kind of makes

01:29:19.439 --> 01:29:22.939
sense why you didn't say hi to Ryan. We're not

01:29:22.939 --> 01:29:27.479
getting a hold of the actors. Mm -hmm. Blake

01:29:27.479 --> 01:29:33.020
Griffin says that he one time had a sports drink.

01:29:33.579 --> 01:29:35.659
Did you ever go to a sports psychologist? Yeah,

01:29:35.699 --> 01:29:40.359
every team has. So my first time ever seeing

01:29:40.359 --> 01:29:45.380
a sports psychologist, around 2012, I think it

01:29:45.380 --> 01:29:48.479
was, it sort of became more of a thing, and the

01:29:48.479 --> 01:29:53.680
Clippers hired the team's sports psychologist,

01:29:54.079 --> 01:29:56.899
and everybody was required to meet with him.

01:29:57.260 --> 01:29:59.020
So he's like, hey, you know, he comes up to me

01:29:59.020 --> 01:30:00.979
after practice, he's like, hey, why don't you,

01:30:01.600 --> 01:30:03.199
If you want to meet like outside of here, we

01:30:03.199 --> 01:30:04.600
don't have to sit there. We can go get coffee.

01:30:04.859 --> 01:30:08.399
Cash me outside. How about that? I can come by

01:30:08.399 --> 01:30:10.260
the house. And I lived in Manhattan Beach at

01:30:10.260 --> 01:30:12.079
the time, like down in the ocean. I was like,

01:30:12.140 --> 01:30:15.520
yeah, why don't you? Oh, nice to brag. I mean,

01:30:15.520 --> 01:30:17.760
I would too. Come and we sat on my balcony. Oh,

01:30:17.819 --> 01:30:21.520
I got him. He left. I did. And I went in to take

01:30:21.520 --> 01:30:23.359
a shower. I put my phone. I thought he was going

01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:25.579
to say something else. I went in to take a shower.

01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:27.819
I put my phone on the charger. Took a shower.

01:30:27.899 --> 01:30:30.869
Came back. And I see. and this call from him

01:30:30.869 --> 01:30:33.430
in a voicemail so I clicked the voicemail and

01:30:33.430 --> 01:30:36.989
it's him and he goes hey coach just left Blake's

01:30:36.989 --> 01:30:38.850
house we had a good talk some really interesting

01:30:38.850 --> 01:30:42.409
things and I was like oh man I was like oh my

01:30:42.409 --> 01:30:45.630
god that's crazy first of all I can't believe

01:30:45.630 --> 01:30:47.949
he f***ed up that bad because that's really f***ed

01:30:47.949 --> 01:30:50.289
up and second of all I was like well f*** that

01:30:50.289 --> 01:30:52.310
I'm never seeing another sports psychologist

01:30:52.310 --> 01:30:55.470
ever again what a loser I wouldn't even have

01:30:55.470 --> 01:30:57.369
thought that was legal I guess I don't think

01:30:57.369 --> 01:31:02.039
it is oh okay hmm Little Dick is a little podcast.

01:31:03.180 --> 01:31:06.199
There's this headline here. It will end with

01:31:06.199 --> 01:31:07.880
this. I wasn't sure if I wanted to even talk

01:31:07.880 --> 01:31:10.159
about it, but tomorrow it becomes bigger online.

01:31:10.439 --> 01:31:12.960
Tomorrow I have to address it. Stephen A. Smith

01:31:12.960 --> 01:31:16.380
knows how to be nice to the right people, but

01:31:16.380 --> 01:31:20.300
overall, the guy's a douche. I have mentors that

01:31:20.300 --> 01:31:22.680
adore him, so I feel bad saying this, but he

01:31:22.680 --> 01:31:25.100
says the most hateful things, but then hides

01:31:25.100 --> 01:31:28.560
and is nice to people in public. Does this happen?

01:31:31.710 --> 01:31:34.050
The Lakers added Walker Kessler from the Utah

01:31:34.050 --> 01:31:36.529
Jazz via sign and trade for two first -round

01:31:36.529 --> 01:31:39.350
picks and two first -round pick swaps. Signed

01:31:39.350 --> 01:31:42.710
him to a four -year, $130 million deal to partner

01:31:42.710 --> 01:31:46.970
him with Donjic and Austin Reeves. But Stephen

01:31:46.970 --> 01:31:49.010
A. Smith has a problem with their three best

01:31:49.010 --> 01:31:51.689
players being white. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine

01:31:51.689 --> 01:31:55.850
if I said that, Stephen? Oh, yeah. You got to...

01:31:55.850 --> 01:31:59.279
Yeah, I can't even think of an example. Oh, you

01:31:59.279 --> 01:32:02.739
got Tyrone Maxey. You got the other guy. And

01:32:02.739 --> 01:32:05.020
then you got Jalen Brown. Oh, you got three black

01:32:05.020 --> 01:32:08.020
boys. Oh, yeah. Why is the whole team black?

01:32:08.739 --> 01:32:12.180
Hey, man. Why'd they draft a black guy, you know,

01:32:12.220 --> 01:32:16.140
in the Chicago Bulls draft? Does this sound good?

01:32:17.800 --> 01:32:20.279
Oh, why'd they trade the white boy or the black

01:32:20.279 --> 01:32:23.579
boy? Shut up, dude. You are such a divisive guy,

01:32:23.680 --> 01:32:27.920
but you hide. You always go to press boxes because

01:32:27.920 --> 01:32:30.119
you know if you walk around the outlets you talk

01:32:30.119 --> 01:32:33.319
about, you get bitch slapped. Where the hell

01:32:33.319 --> 01:32:35.180
do Los Angeles Lakers think they're going with

01:32:35.180 --> 01:32:37.579
a bunch of white dudes? I don't know. They're

01:32:37.579 --> 01:32:41.180
pretty good bars. You got Austin Reeves who shoots

01:32:41.180 --> 01:32:44.060
threes. You got Luka Doncic who took a team to

01:32:44.060 --> 01:32:46.359
the finals. And the other guy, I forget his name.

01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:49.899
He's very serviceable. You claim you want racism

01:32:49.899 --> 01:32:51.680
in the head, and then you're making it about

01:32:51.680 --> 01:32:54.100
race. You know why you do it, because you don't

01:32:54.100 --> 01:32:56.680
know diddly -squat about sports. You're stupid.

01:32:57.520 --> 01:33:00.279
Somebody had to say it, so I'm saying it. Your

01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:02.720
three top players are white dudes? Oh, heaven

01:33:02.720 --> 01:33:06.220
forbid. One of the top 20 players in the league

01:33:06.220 --> 01:33:09.319
being there. And Austin Reeves has a lot of potential

01:33:09.319 --> 01:33:12.039
and won't be held back by the selfishness of

01:33:12.039 --> 01:33:13.939
LeBron, because they'll actually need him to

01:33:13.939 --> 01:33:18.649
score every night. Really? You're a douche, dude.

01:33:19.250 --> 01:33:22.550
You're a little bitch to that face, man. I respect

01:33:22.550 --> 01:33:25.149
you. You know how to make a dollar. You know

01:33:25.149 --> 01:33:28.109
how to get opportunity. Talent -wise, body of

01:33:28.109 --> 01:33:31.050
work -wise, I just think you stooped to this

01:33:31.050 --> 01:33:33.609
stupid level because you don't know that much

01:33:33.609 --> 01:33:36.170
about sports. I actually think you're in the

01:33:36.170 --> 01:33:38.609
wrong position. I think he should be like Tony

01:33:38.609 --> 01:33:40.890
Riesi or whatever that guy's name was from those

01:33:40.890 --> 01:33:44.270
ESPN shows. He would be a good host to let others

01:33:44.270 --> 01:33:47.210
talk, but because he talks so much, he runs out

01:33:47.210 --> 01:33:49.149
of things to say, so he starts making things

01:33:49.149 --> 01:33:55.289
up. You're an idiot. This ain't golf. Can you

01:33:55.289 --> 01:33:58.409
imagine if I said this? Oh, the NHL drafted a

01:33:58.409 --> 01:34:01.949
black guy. This ain't basketball. It doesn't

01:34:01.949 --> 01:34:19.060
sound good when I do it. RyanHoppyRadio .com

01:34:19.060 --> 01:34:21.399
Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

01:34:21.399 --> 01:34:24.479
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:34:24.779 --> 01:34:30.399
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:34:31.659 --> 01:34:35.100
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:34:35.100 --> 01:34:37.399
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:34:37.399 --> 01:34:40.180
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:34:40.180 --> 01:34:42.560
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:34:43.600 --> 01:34:45.920
Don't. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will be

01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:49.680
right back. Turn me up a little bit. When that

01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:55.800
music comes in, it gets loud. Swizzy! Yes! Hands

01:34:55.800 --> 01:35:00.600
up, hands up, hands up, high up. Hands up, hands

01:35:00.600 --> 01:35:22.170
up, hands up, high up. You would think I was

01:35:22.170 --> 01:35:24.770
on roids, I've been hittin' so long and I'm a

01:35:24.770 --> 01:35:28.909
big -headed boy Nah, we ain't on HGH, though

01:35:28.909 --> 01:35:30.989
I might pick up some weight when I'm runnin'

01:35:31.029 --> 01:35:34.090
through your space Nah, nah, nah, we ain't on

01:35:34.090 --> 01:35:37.170
the clear, we on the runway, you back -to -back

01:35:37.170 --> 01:35:41.829
layer This miss no more drama and Barack Obama,

01:35:42.250 --> 01:35:46.510
Rahmahs feel violent I put my life on his tracks,

01:35:46.670 --> 01:35:49.470
you act like y 'all wanna pay me for the facts

01:36:00.010 --> 01:36:02.489
You know where the hell I'm from I'm from the

01:36:02.489 --> 01:36:05.569
bottom, so I do this for the diapers Quick, fast,

01:36:05.689 --> 01:36:09.109
turn the big apple into cider I do this, I'm

01:36:09.109 --> 01:36:11.729
a writer and a writer I spew it cause I'm nicer,

01:36:11.829 --> 01:36:15.750
but I do this for the lifers I'm a writer and

01:36:15.750 --> 01:36:18.250
a writer I spew it cause I'm nicer, but I do

01:36:18.250 --> 01:36:41.829
it for the lifers Hands up higher You probably

01:36:41.829 --> 01:36:48.409
never see again Somebody so deadly be of the

01:36:48.409 --> 01:37:06.829
pen Big up to Biggie It heals your heart, cause

01:37:06.829 --> 01:37:11.010
it's always a dance field you are Love is a battlefield,

01:37:11.270 --> 01:37:16.069
we all get scarred I put my heart into this This

01:37:16.069 --> 01:37:19.970
is much more than marketed music The reason I

01:37:19.970 --> 01:37:22.430
got a market to do this Is people going through

01:37:22.430 --> 01:37:26.149
pain, I'm just walking through this This ain't

01:37:26.149 --> 01:37:28.689
no marketed music People going through pain,

01:37:28.829 --> 01:37:51.439
I'm just talking through it You, you, you You,

01:37:51.439 --> 01:38:21.989
you, you You, you, you You, you, you Also said,

01:38:22.029 --> 01:38:24.869
watch the man hoppin' out of bands I ain't gonna

01:38:24.869 --> 01:38:27.649
teach you a body beat So I taught you how to

01:38:27.649 --> 01:38:30.210
fish and I let other niggas feed you We're all

01:38:30.210 --> 01:38:33.409
in y 'all, keepin' y 'all in hell Just to see

01:38:33.409 --> 01:39:46.090
you smile Knock him out the box. Let's go. This

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Go. Thanks for watching! You don't

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love me anymore The hour will be right back.

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to Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description is all of that. We're going to come

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back on Hoppy Hour next. This party going and

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going. But let's hear from Hammerin' Hank, which

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you can hear the Hammerin' Hank show with Henry

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Oaks and Ryan Hoppy on Spotify by searching up

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Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show. and

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check it out on his podcast feed. People with

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autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammer Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

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decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,

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I have completed an associate's degree in radio

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broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

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am different. People of autism have no needs

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

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learn to gain education and join the workforce.

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I did it and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry

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for them, work with them. Find out for yourself

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that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit AutismSpeaks

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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Are

01:50:10.960 --> 01:50:38.819
you ready? Let's go. Let's go. One day I'm gonna

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make it No matter what I keep coming strong I

01:50:43.880 --> 01:50:47.479
got my eyes on the prize and I'm gonna take it

01:50:47.479 --> 01:50:53.659
I never realized that I thought it was all to

01:50:53.659 --> 01:50:58.859
be Today I'm on a stage The lights are on so

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let's get it started I'm here Put it down. But

01:51:48.399 --> 01:51:52.640
I cannot make it through this without you. Together

01:51:52.640 --> 01:51:57.500
we keep breaking the ground. I'm gonna do it

01:51:57.500 --> 01:52:02.319
because you showed me how to do it. But I never

01:52:02.319 --> 01:52:07.340
realized that I forced it all to be. Today I

01:52:07.340 --> 01:52:11.739
wanna stay. The lights are on so let's get it

01:52:11.739 --> 01:54:18.079
started. This is the first time I'm high This

01:54:18.079 --> 01:54:19.659
is the first time I smoke in like three months

01:54:19.659 --> 01:54:23.619
I'm sorry, mama, I had to do it to him 40, I

01:54:23.619 --> 01:54:36.550
see you Oh, I see you, homie Boy Wonder, I swear

01:54:36.550 --> 01:54:39.909
it's like this every single time Toronto, I got

01:54:39.909 --> 01:54:46.489
you, I got us I'm a hard guy to get along with,

01:54:46.529 --> 01:54:48.609
get on the zone with When shit be going right,

01:54:48.689 --> 01:54:50.810
well, I just flip into the wrong shit The team

01:54:50.810 --> 01:54:53.510
that I belong to, the artists I put on with Don't

01:54:53.510 --> 01:54:55.590
ever ask for nothing, cause them niggas got their

01:54:55.590 --> 01:54:58.010
own shit Knee and weave, feel like a mouth full

01:54:58.010 --> 01:55:00.449
of hot peppers Black Ferrari with the red seats,

01:55:00.550 --> 01:55:02.550
I call it playing checkers And I'm never done

01:55:02.569 --> 01:55:05.109
I'm forever giving lectures. If you're trying

01:55:05.109 --> 01:55:07.510
to meet with money, I'd be happy to connect you.

01:55:07.590 --> 01:55:10.430
Life is better than it's ever been. Scheduling

01:55:10.430 --> 01:55:12.989
million dollar meetings with the president. Someone

01:55:12.989 --> 01:55:15.810
cut the lights on. Where is Thomas Edison? Got

01:55:15.810 --> 01:55:19.029
a new condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve

01:55:19.029 --> 01:55:22.489
an MTV show for me and my people. And if you're

01:55:22.489 --> 01:55:24.489
trying to zone, I got a whole swish of sweet

01:55:24.489 --> 01:55:27.550
food. Rappers are liars and they women are deceitful.

01:55:27.630 --> 01:55:30.289
Add in today's track. I'll never be your equal

01:55:30.289 --> 01:55:33.289
Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now

01:55:33.289 --> 01:55:35.569
Weezy told me just write every single thing you

01:55:35.569 --> 01:55:38.010
need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy

01:55:38.010 --> 01:55:40.729
as can be now Bout to start ballin' like I'm

01:55:40.729 --> 01:55:43.689
comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should have

01:55:43.689 --> 01:55:46.210
the most braggin' rights Because the niggas spit

01:55:46.210 --> 01:55:49.210
crack, bag it tight Ain't what rappers say, they

01:55:49.210 --> 01:55:51.550
tryin' to get their swagger right A lot of came

01:55:51.550 --> 01:55:54.369
with more fire than a dragon fight You pussy

01:55:54.369 --> 01:55:56.869
ass hater, you should do you You ain't heard

01:55:56.869 --> 01:55:59.010
of me, then you should go and get a blues clue

01:55:59.010 --> 01:56:01.850
Oops, I mean a red clue Wayne's here, su -woo

01:56:01.850 --> 01:56:05.329
Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But

01:56:05.329 --> 01:56:08.810
I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag I'm ATF,

01:56:08.890 --> 01:56:11.270
but they ain't seeing no badge It's heartbreak,

01:56:11.310 --> 01:56:14.010
Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you

01:56:14.399 --> 01:56:16.939
See a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow

01:56:16.939 --> 01:56:19.079
boy that used to play up on the grass Seeking

01:56:19.079 --> 01:56:22.380
pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me Cash

01:56:22.380 --> 01:56:25.600
like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a

01:56:25.600 --> 01:56:29.119
Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't ask me

01:56:29.119 --> 01:56:32.020
shit about me And know the game really ain't

01:56:32.020 --> 01:56:34.800
shit without me She might have to pay me, but

01:56:34.800 --> 01:56:37.279
I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth,

01:56:37.359 --> 01:56:53.159
then pull the zipper down to see This is my promise.

01:56:53.319 --> 01:56:55.939
I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners.

01:56:55.979 --> 01:56:58.840
And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I

01:56:58.840 --> 01:57:01.000
pick the buck up and buck buck, then buck buck

01:57:01.000 --> 01:57:03.680
again. I would buck fuck your friend, then suck

01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:06.500
up her twin. I put the buck up to him, then buck

01:57:06.500 --> 01:57:09.380
buck and buck buck and buck fuck again. Suck

01:57:09.380 --> 01:57:12.319
nut, you duck, fuck your unlovin' kin. Now don't

01:57:12.319 --> 01:57:15.960
rub it in like Uberderm on a new tattoo. I had

01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:18.920
to kick my princess up out my casso. That who

01:57:18.920 --> 01:57:22.189
never had that. Always had a black tooth Even

01:57:22.189 --> 01:57:24.729
when I was at school Cause bullies aren't bulletproof

01:57:24.729 --> 01:57:27.409
Red scarf hoodie too Probably ain't as good as

01:57:27.409 --> 01:57:29.850
you Stupid motherfucker The only thing in the

01:57:29.850 --> 01:57:31.949
hood is you I do everything good as you know

01:57:31.949 --> 01:57:34.770
I do everything better I get paid for every letter

01:57:34.770 --> 01:57:39.090
A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone Like a dog motherfucker

01:57:39.090 --> 01:57:42.590
I am gone for your neck In a sec, in a sec Bring

01:57:42.590 --> 01:57:45.449
it back Like work in the trunk And my exit coming

01:57:45.449 --> 01:57:48.430
up Yeah, I am headed to the butt Like, butt,

01:57:48.470 --> 01:57:52.229
butt Might fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne

01:57:52.229 --> 01:57:55.470
Nah, fuck Corinne, let's get bucks again And

01:57:55.470 --> 01:57:59.369
fucking spend them bucks and then just fuck Corinne

01:57:59.369 --> 01:58:02.270
If I told you I'ma do it, I did it Got my city

01:58:02.270 --> 01:58:04.890
on my feet, about to pop out, let's get it Let's

01:58:04.890 --> 01:58:07.189
get it, motherfucker, what you waiting on? It

01:58:07.189 --> 01:58:09.449
is about a minute past piss and I'm about to

01:58:09.449 --> 01:58:12.430
get shitty I'm with it if money is the it you

01:58:12.430 --> 01:58:14.869
want me with And I probably just spit on the

01:58:14.869 --> 01:58:17.369
chick you want me with And I hate a bony bitch

01:58:17.579 --> 01:58:20.220
Only like I'm only thick and I own hip hop. If

01:58:20.220 --> 01:58:21.979
you don't spit, I'm going to be thick. And I

01:58:21.979 --> 01:58:24.840
just sold a lot of property to a buyer. And I

01:58:24.840 --> 01:58:27.060
think his name was kind of like Drake, Drizzy

01:58:27.060 --> 01:58:29.420
Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy

01:58:29.420 --> 01:58:31.539
to play father. And when it comes to the game,

01:58:31.619 --> 01:58:34.239
I'm too willing to play harder. So harder I go.

01:58:34.680 --> 01:58:38.340
There he go. They chant MVP when I shoot a free

01:58:38.340 --> 01:58:42.689
throw. CEO. Jazz, what it do? The haters on their

01:58:42.689 --> 01:58:45.890
face and in their ass is a shoe Faster than you,

01:58:46.010 --> 01:58:50.109
badder than you, radder than you, etc I told

01:58:50.109 --> 01:58:53.229
you I get beat by the letter like A, B, C, D,

01:58:53.310 --> 01:58:58.810
E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,

01:58:58.829 --> 01:59:04.130
T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, top, yes he rocks And

01:59:04.130 --> 01:59:07.510
me and Jizzy both wrote on detox That was just

01:59:07.510 --> 01:59:10.380
a footnote How long can he could go? Wondering

01:59:10.380 --> 01:59:13.380
when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma

01:59:13.380 --> 01:59:16.539
keep rocking to the sheet rock. Bend in the heat.

01:59:16.600 --> 01:59:23.140
I send burnt skin. The end. Young Moolah, baby.

01:59:31.340 --> 01:59:33.460
The clock's a -jookin', playin' cool, great Coffee's

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out, we're almost done, feels like robbery in

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banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom

01:59:37.800 --> 01:59:40.159
through streams Syndicated sorrow, now it's time

01:59:40.159 --> 01:59:43.199
to shatter dreams All the Hoppy albums come until

01:59:43.199 --> 01:59:46.619
close The radio hits, made it like a Wilson Rose

01:59:46.619 --> 01:59:49.920
Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll

01:59:49.920 --> 01:59:59.680
keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair The

01:59:59.680 --> 02:00:02.340
laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy

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like fingers without rings. VHX to FM. Shout

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out to the street. But soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming

02:00:11.020 --> 02:00:14.199
to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting

02:00:14.199 --> 02:00:17.319
rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air.

02:00:17.319 --> 02:00:19.960
But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so

02:00:19.960 --> 02:00:39.680
unfair. Oh, the happy hour is coming too close.

02:00:39.779 --> 02:00:43.159
Radio waves fading like a wealthy rose. Laughter

02:00:43.159 --> 02:00:46.460
and joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm

02:00:46.460 --> 02:01:02.909
on. Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

02:01:02.909 --> 02:01:05.689
the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held

02:01:05.689 --> 02:01:08.510
the mic With humor so divine The void left in

02:01:08.510 --> 02:01:17.270
our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:01:17.270 --> 02:01:19.670
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

02:01:19.670 --> 02:01:21.770
a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

02:01:21.770 --> 02:01:25.250
Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease our daily grind Now

02:01:25.250 --> 02:01:27.350
silence flowers and the thoughts we can't rewind

02:01:27.350 --> 02:01:40.500
The Hoppy Hour is coming to a close POPPY HOUR

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POPPY HOUR POPPY HOUR PoppyRadio .com And like

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that, he's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.

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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

02:02:16.649 --> 02:02:19.630
poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call

02:02:19.630 --> 02:02:32.550
it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour

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is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night and God bless America. Doors

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closing.