Hoppe 200th Show This Year (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.11.26)

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Stand by. Today is a five -year anniversary.

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Of one of my, and there's always the running

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joke, oh, hubby has mentors. No, but today is

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a five -year anniversary. A half a decade that

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this planet lost Sean Cirilli, a .k .a. Reezy.

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Let me tell you about Reezy. Let me see if I

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can go on his LinkedIn and look up his career.

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So Sean Torelli was a guy who was like a production

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director and all around badass. He ended up doing

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a lot of people's work that worked in radio when

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they didn't know how to do it. And he was a mentor

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to me. Mm -hmm. And five years ago, he died of

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COVID. I'm looking at his career. He was in the

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military police officer for 96 to 03. He was

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an on -air talent at Clear Channel from 2005.

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He also worked at Z90 in San Diego. He was an

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imaging director at Finest City Broadcasting,

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and then he did his own imaging company. Then

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he worked at Local Media San Diego. Then he worked

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at Clear Channel, Clear Channel. And then he

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worked for CBS Radio in New York, and then also

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worked in Denver, and also worked at Cox Media

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Group in Tampa. And there was a certain PD of...

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talk station that took the podcast room away

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from me in 2018. So I was having to record at

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home with crappy equipment. And he's like, oh,

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so I used to talk to Reezy every day, man. He

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was talking to Olivero and all. He was the life

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of the party. He had this like badass Oakland

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energy. Like when Sean really entered the room,

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he commanded the room and And he's like, why

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aren't you not recording here? And no one uses

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the rooms after hours. And he was able to convince

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the bosses to allow me to use the room. And it

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was something that really helped on my career.

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And I'm very sad that I never got a picture with

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Sean Cirilli. But the radio business, I definitely

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took a hit when Sean Cirilli died five years

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ago. I cannot believe it's been five years ago.

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I was at the morning show boot camp. I was a

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little drunk. And production director Anthony

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Minotti calls me and goes, yo, dude, did you

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hear Reezy died? I was like, what? So you cannot

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believe it's been five years. And I know there's

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a chance Rick Thomas is listening to this. One

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of the best bosses I've ever had. He is a loyal,

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loyal guy. And he definitely passed on this energy

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to Reezy. I know I can be a jackass on the show

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and talk a lot of smack, but I wanted to have

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a sincere moment. And thank you, reason, for

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believing in me. And the planet has been less

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fun. And if there were audio recordings of our

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two -hour conversations during COVID, Mike Calta

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would be mad. That's all I'll say. If you can

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hear the venting sessions I did to him, if that

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was on recording, oh boy. Rest in peace, Reezy.

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We all miss you. Kratom is banned in several

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U .S. cities and seven states across the country,

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but it's... I am sick and tired of everybody

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hating on Kratom. If somebody wants to have that

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as a vice, who cares? There's warning labels

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on the side that it can be addictive. People

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already know. But these boomer politicians...

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Because there are so many small businesses that

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sell Kratom, that it helps people get off the

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alcohol, and the politicians just think that

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708 represents all Kratom. Mm -hmm. and they

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think that everybody's a druggie when they're

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out of tact. It's not bad here in California.

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We had the chance to speak to two gas station

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owners today who told us they sell Kratom, and

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it's one of their very popular products among

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their... It's a good product. It's a little addicting,

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but... Mm -hmm. ...customers. Local store owners

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in Fresno tell us that this is a very popular

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product. It's called Kratom, and it comes in

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different forms. And, um, well, goddammit, they're

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selling the 7 -hydroxy there. Guys, sell the

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seltzers, sell the powder, sell the pills, but

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not the 7 -hydroxy, because in every frickin'

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headline... include that's that's bad kratom

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flavors it promises energy pain relief and even

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muscle repair god damn it i can't stand when

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places sell the 708 because then that which is

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actually bad which rfk doesn't like it's drawn

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in with us the effects can be different for everyone

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frankly from a clinical perspective is that uh

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at different doses it can act like different

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drugs okay but that's our choice if we want to

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do it to our body i i i sound like a bleeding

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liberal i have I'm so sick of the government

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telling us what we can do with our bodies. Kiss

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my ass. Snow County Department of Public Health.

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Frickin' dork. I bet you drink alcohol after

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work. It's no different, asswipe. Dr. Rice for

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her. All the doctors have to get clinical. Shut

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your ass. Other county leaders today to talk

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about a proposed amendment to regulate and prohibit

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the sale of kratom bait. Regulating it is one

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thing. Prohibiting it when businesses make money

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off of it and these same politicians care to

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claim about it. They care. They pretend. Let

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me reset that. These politicians pretend to care

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about us and think that they're on our side?

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I'm getting so worked up I can't even talk. Drives

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me nuts. They've cried him aloud. Life's hard

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enough, you morons. Well said, Ryan. And that

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is that. When you hear the word Buc -ee's, you

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might think of Rest Stop Heaven. I'll be honest,

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I was not a big fan of it. I thought it was way

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too big, way too white trash. And now the fact

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that they're trying to bring down other small

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companies, they're douchebags. And they make

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blue -collar people look bad. Oh! Barbecue, seemingly

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endless snacks, and all kinds of merch featuring

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this buck -toothed beaver. This morning, the

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wildly popular gas stations are fueling outrage,

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too. I love, like, it sounds so rude, but I've

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seen it with, like, fishermen, and I've seen

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it with people, like, when blue -collar people

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get mad about stuff. Oh, yeah, you have some

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vibes of just pure rivalry. It's time to boycott

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Buc -ee's. This is ridiculous. When does this

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end? In a new federal lawsuit, Buc -ee's accuses

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Beaver's Mini Mart and Beaver Creek, Ohio of

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trademark infringement. Yeah, I love how, like,

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Buc -ee's is acting like they created the beaver.

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Oh, yeah, it wasn't in the universe or God or

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whatever created this planet. Buc -ee's is the

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original one to have a beaver. Shut up. The Mega

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Chain claiming the convenience store's use of

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a cartoon beaver with wide eyes and a - Did they

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just, like, Google beavers and look for anybody

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that had the name? Smile is unauthorized. And

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the beaver looks nothing like theirs. Like, theirs

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actually looks like it's, like, deformed. The

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beaver at Beaver's Mini Mart's cooler. And is

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likely to cause confusion among consumers. No,

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it doesn't say Bucky's. It says beavers. All

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right, I hope it all works out. But I was not

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impressed with Bucky's. I went there a month

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ago after I came back from Jacksonville after

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hanging out with Lex and Terry. It was terrible

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coffee. It was okay. I mean, I can get popcorn

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wherever. I got the freaking cinnamon, I don't

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know. It was like cheesecake cinnamon roll popcorn.

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Just pure nonsense. I wasn't going to eat a freaking,

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I don't know. I wasn't going to eat before driving

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three hours. I was in St. Augustine. I wasn't

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going to get brisket. I was not impressed. And...

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It was cool going, but the more you hear about

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it, you don't want to meet your heroes because

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they're douchebags. Lori came over to my house

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with Janet and Jason, and I cried on her shoulders

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all night long. She knows everything. Oh, yeah.

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Brittany Carrey is getting candid on how betrayed

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she feels by her estranged husband, Jax Taylor,

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and former publicist. Let's be honest. As crappy

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of a thing as it is to do, you're not with the

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guy anymore. Mm -hmm. Lori Krebs, over there

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in your romance. In July, TMZ published photos

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of Jax and Lori getting cozy in a pool at a Mexico

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resort, with sources telling the outlet that

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there was more PDA than what was captured on

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camera. Oh, yeah, nice little mouth hide. On

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August 5th, Britney was asked by Andy Cohen on

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Watch What Happens Live about the pictures and

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if that's how she found out they were dating.

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As Britney noted, Lori was still her publicist

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at the time. That is naughty and hot. She's broke.

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She was a publicist for both of you? Yeah. They

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emerged, they were on vacation together in Mexico

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or something. I have to assume, was that when

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you found out that he was dating? Her? Yeah,

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she. That can't be ideal. He had sent me a text

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message morning of, two hours before the TMZ

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photos came. Yeah, that's not ideal. And let

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me know that things had changed and that she

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knows I will feel betrayed and that she loves

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me and Cruz and that she's never told Jax anything.

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Yeah. You got to use Brandy. I'm sorry, baby.

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But don't. and you do seem like kind of an insufferable

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brat, so... I don't feel like that bad. Mm -hmm.

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What's up, Y2? This is your boy, DJ Y, and...

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All right, I can't listen to this. Cardi B, Meek

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Mill, and Teyana Taylor are partying in a club,

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and Cardi B's wig fell off. Mm -hmm. And I forget

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women have wings. Mm -hmm. Now let's talk about

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Chris Brown. Chris Brown is pushing back against

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his former housekeeper's attempt to collect money

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from his upcoming tour with Usher. Yeah, this

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woman is all about the money. Now, is Chris Brown

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a saint? Of course not! According to court documents

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obtained by TMZ, Chris is fighting efforts by

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Maria Avila to take... Alright, so she's trying

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to take his money. Yeah, he's definitely a saint,

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let's be honest. John Goodman is turning heads

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with his latest transformation. Yeah, he looks,

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I mean, this is going to be very mean. I don't

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really care. He looks dreadful. There is something

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to be said about having a little weight in your

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body and looking okay. He looks atrocious. Lucy

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is making headlines after apologizing to Rocky

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for calling him out over a viral photo and video

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that appeared to show the Harlem rapper wearing

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a thong. Yeah, Boozy does not really think things

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out. Mm -hmm. So Boozy Badass made a post about

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how he saw frickin' A $AP Rocky in a thong on

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stage. And for some reason, he thought it was

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true. What the hell's wrong with you, dude? He

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is way too obsessed with what other dudes do

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with their body. Sometimes it makes me wonder

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if he's in the closet. On Thursday, August 6th,

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Boosie took to X to say, My bad, Rocky. If that

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photo was photoshopped, bro, he admitted he couldn't

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believe what he was seeing. It's not photoshop,

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you Gen X idiot. It's called AI. He was seeing

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and felt like he had to speak up. The apology

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came after Rocky addressed the situation during

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a new interview. He's so impulsive. He just says

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things, just say things. It's like, you might

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help yourself if you just shut up. If you just

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stop dying. What's going on here? This morning,

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a new warning about vandals obstructing, damaging,

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or stealing cameras made by flock safety that

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can tell. Yeah, I don't like these. I know people

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are going to go, oh, but don't break the law

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then. No, no, no. I don't like how it's being

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used. And when I bring this up, then people stop

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talking. Because I'm always right. No. But the

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problem with flock cameras is, as good as it

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is, and I do, and whatnot, cops are abusing their

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power, like usual. When a car crosses a certain

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intersection. Someone smeared a glue -like substance

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on this one in Edina, Minnesota. In nearby Plymouth,

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Minnesota, a camera was destroyed. Six former

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Savannah Police Department employees, including

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four officers, are now under criminal investigation

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after being fired for allegedly misusing these

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controversial surveillance cameras. This is the

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problem. Like, I know somebody recently, their

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uncle went missing and the flock cameras found

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the guy, okay? So that's when flock cameras are

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good. But the problem is, when they're bad, they're

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bad. Made by the company Flock. Totally honest,

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I'm disappointed, I'm pissed off about it. That's

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the mayor. Employees allegedly using the system

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to make personal searches. Yes, and maybe they're

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looking up on a bumble date or where their wife's

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going. This is the problem. This is why we can't

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have nice things. Because cops get power hungry

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or they abuse the system and they ruin it for

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everybody. There are a ton of good cops out there.

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Problem is, the bad cops are the ones that lead

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the department. Mm -hmm. Involving family and

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acquaintances. The high -tech, AI -powered cameras

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read license plates and store that data for police

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departments to use. Yeah, it's a little sketchy.

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Use. I have a story for you, because I just don't

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trust flat cameras, and if you trust them, you're

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a sheep. There was this woman I'm next to with.

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Mm -hmm. This beautiful, bussy, Latina woman.

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Three years ago. Yeah, three years ago. Wow,

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three years. And it was in Chicago. We matched

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on Bumble. And she's like, hey, come to the city.

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I want to go to the Virgin Hotel. So we go to

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the Virgin Hotel. It's like 32 bucks an hour

00:15:05.610 --> 00:15:09.149
to park. And she goes, I do something for a living.

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Do you want to hear what it is? And she's all

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nervous. And I'm like, what is it? She's like,

00:15:12.610 --> 00:15:14.350
I serve and protect the community. I'm like,

00:15:14.389 --> 00:15:16.970
oh, are you a teacher, a therapist? She's like,

00:15:17.009 --> 00:15:18.690
no, I'm a cop. And I'm like, whatever. So I stopped

00:15:18.690 --> 00:15:21.440
hitting my vape pen. It was weird. So then, like

00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.720
two or three weeks later, I get a text. You're

00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:25.120
going to remember, I only talked to her on Bumble.

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And her name on there was Ace. I wonder why.

00:15:29.259 --> 00:15:32.620
So I get a text. Hey, cutie, happy birthday.

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First of all, she remembered my birthday, which

00:15:35.700 --> 00:15:38.340
I never told her my birthday. So she abused the

00:15:38.340 --> 00:15:40.919
power. And I go, who is this? She goes, it's

00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:44.100
Stephanie. But I knew it was a Chicago area code.

00:15:44.159 --> 00:15:46.480
I'm like, which Stephanie? She's like, we went

00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:48.860
on a date to downtown Chicago. I'm like, wait.

00:15:49.450 --> 00:15:51.590
At the Virgin Hotel, she's like, yeah, I'm ace.

00:15:52.830 --> 00:15:55.389
I did not like that. If a man did that, we'd

00:15:55.389 --> 00:15:57.049
be called psychotic, but when a woman does it,

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oh, I'm just protecting myself. Shut up. Yeah,

00:16:00.990 --> 00:16:03.909
that's why you cannot trust cops. I've matched

00:16:03.909 --> 00:16:05.610
with beautiful women that work for the police

00:16:05.610 --> 00:16:17.809
department, and they get unmatched. Today is

00:16:17.809 --> 00:16:22.090
Hump Day. Actually, it's not. It's Hump Day Eve.

00:16:22.090 --> 00:16:26.230
It's Taco Tuesday. Today, we are doing this show.

00:16:26.850 --> 00:16:30.309
And then later on, it's a collaboration of the

00:16:30.309 --> 00:16:34.490
Big Gay Radio Show. As I will be talking about

00:16:34.490 --> 00:16:38.529
trans and cross -dressing rights with the best

00:16:38.529 --> 00:16:42.639
LGBTQ radio show out there. Because I don't think

00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:44.620
really Miguel and Hallie. I mean, he is LGBTQ

00:16:44.620 --> 00:16:47.480
+, but I'm just getting myself in trouble. Because

00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:50.159
I love Miguel Fuller and Hallie O 'Connor. They're

00:16:50.159 --> 00:16:53.799
my homies. Here's the deal. I'm a little grumpy

00:16:53.799 --> 00:16:56.220
because I make that best of that you just heard.

00:16:56.379 --> 00:16:59.139
And I erased it on accident, so then I had to

00:16:59.139 --> 00:17:01.940
remake it. So I lost about five minutes of my

00:17:01.940 --> 00:17:05.079
life. But some would say that this podcast is

00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:08.059
two hours of my life gone. So who knows? Mm -hmm.

00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:13.519
And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy

00:17:13.519 --> 00:17:24.980
on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool

00:17:24.980 --> 00:17:35.579
for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,

00:17:35.579 --> 00:17:40.369
your morning show prep. Begins now. Loud. Rude.

00:17:40.769 --> 00:17:43.730
Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.

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One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this

00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:17.039
is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to

00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:20.079
Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.

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With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no,

00:18:28.059 --> 00:18:30.559
no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:54.009
gonna start. Okay, wait. All right. Stop lacking

00:18:54.009 --> 00:18:58.390
any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop

00:18:58.390 --> 00:19:06.529
cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

00:19:06.549 --> 00:19:53.839
Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. We flyin' This

00:19:53.839 --> 00:19:58.279
is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You

00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:03.920
can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856

00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:11.380
-494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

00:20:11.900 --> 00:20:16.000
You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:20.980
.com. Let's go through my inbox. I had this dirty

00:20:20.980 --> 00:20:27.109
rod and broad runner mouth. It's time for Hoppy's

00:20:27.109 --> 00:20:30.869
Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This

00:20:30.869 --> 00:20:33.190
woman seemed to be stalking our profile because

00:20:33.190 --> 00:20:37.750
there was a video back from, I don't know, December.

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It was about Billy Ray Cyrus' Cloud Chasin' X.

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And it talked about how she used them for money

00:20:45.470 --> 00:20:47.849
and when she's not able to talk about the man,

00:20:47.930 --> 00:20:50.990
she has nothing to talk about. I just want to

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kind of prove my point. She seemed like a woman

00:20:53.369 --> 00:20:56.930
that lived off the man. Her name is Katie Ann,

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so she's one of those anonymous women with a

00:21:00.549 --> 00:21:04.430
wild past. So they go with those bland names

00:21:04.430 --> 00:21:08.710
so you can't find them. She just kind of reeked

00:21:08.710 --> 00:21:10.769
of the vibe. She had a picture of her and her

00:21:10.769 --> 00:21:12.670
boyfriend. I was like, oh, he's paying for everything.

00:21:12.970 --> 00:21:15.049
He might have thrown on five bucks for a tip,

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but... and she said this is why you don't get

00:21:19.220 --> 00:21:21.880
paid to share your opinion even though i got

00:21:21.880 --> 00:21:23.940
a five dollar raise and i have sponsors that

00:21:23.940 --> 00:21:27.680
pay me so my response to this dumb woman was

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I actually do, honey. I got a raise and sponsors

00:21:30.869 --> 00:21:34.250
that pay me per week. Do I make as much as your

00:21:34.250 --> 00:21:36.089
favorite morning radio host who doesn't care

00:21:36.089 --> 00:21:39.890
about you or know you exist? No, but I do just

00:21:39.890 --> 00:21:42.589
fine. And a woman who makes everything about

00:21:42.589 --> 00:21:45.730
money needs to be avoided. Just like in this

00:21:45.730 --> 00:21:50.750
video. Have a good day and Godspeed. Yeah, you

00:21:50.750 --> 00:21:52.630
know if she wasn't living off her boyfriend,

00:21:52.789 --> 00:21:54.930
she'd be a washed up old hag that couldn't do

00:21:54.930 --> 00:21:58.829
anything. Mm -hmm. That's how it is. A lot of

00:21:58.829 --> 00:22:01.750
times these women, when they hear these videos

00:22:01.750 --> 00:22:05.710
that I do, they kind of get this vibe like they

00:22:05.710 --> 00:22:07.390
can relate to it a little bit because they're

00:22:07.390 --> 00:22:10.130
the ones sucking off the get -ahead. Mm -hmm.

00:22:13.730 --> 00:22:17.180
You know she'll be back. Mm -hmm. Also, she had

00:22:17.180 --> 00:22:20.220
to use a filter. God, filters are stupid. If

00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:21.579
you're doing it with your five -year -old kid,

00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:23.519
it's cool. But if you're a 30 -year -old washed

00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:29.140
-up hag, I don't really think you need it. Just

00:22:29.140 --> 00:22:30.640
embrace you're going to get old and you're going

00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:35.279
to hit the wall, if not already. On a more lighter

00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:38.220
side, I had a video Rick Thomas shared about

00:22:38.220 --> 00:22:42.799
Sean Cerulli. Hey, hey, hey, Reezy. Someone says,

00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:45.240
I lived for the weekends when I would hand the

00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:48.420
mic over to two really at midnight after a fun

00:22:48.420 --> 00:22:51.700
evening hanging out with him in the studio at

00:22:51.700 --> 00:22:55.579
the end of my shift at Magic 92 .5. I miss the

00:22:55.579 --> 00:22:57.539
laughs and creative sessions in the production

00:22:57.539 --> 00:23:00.799
room, working on projects together. Rest in peace,

00:23:00.980 --> 00:23:04.569
my brother. Someone else said, I worked for him

00:23:04.569 --> 00:23:08.710
for many years at Z90. He was a friend and a

00:23:08.710 --> 00:23:12.049
brother. Miss you so much. What an amazing guy.

00:23:12.269 --> 00:23:15.309
Sean Sir really was. Love you. Someone says,

00:23:15.549 --> 00:23:20.349
I can't explain how much I miss this man. We

00:23:20.349 --> 00:23:25.049
all know. I remember it. I was crying and crying.

00:23:26.109 --> 00:23:27.809
He would have been proud of me. I got a lot of

00:23:27.809 --> 00:23:30.809
sympathy sex from my ex. That was in the prime

00:23:30.809 --> 00:23:33.089
of our relationship. The fairest apartment we

00:23:33.089 --> 00:23:38.710
lived in. We were big. If you were to get a blue

00:23:38.710 --> 00:23:40.490
light, you would see a lot of... Never mind.

00:23:40.930 --> 00:23:43.789
I got to keep it clean when I attach it to Sean

00:23:43.789 --> 00:23:46.789
Sorrelli. You know what I mean? Pew, pew, pew.

00:23:48.789 --> 00:23:51.990
Ah, it's so funny. You know, I'm not going to

00:23:51.990 --> 00:23:55.089
rat anybody here. I'm not trying to be a rat.

00:23:55.769 --> 00:24:03.049
But I love when iHeartRadio is like... I love

00:24:03.049 --> 00:24:05.609
when iHeartRadio is like, we're guaranteed human.

00:24:06.009 --> 00:24:09.490
You know, it's all computers all day. And then

00:24:09.490 --> 00:24:12.789
I was listening to a few... I listened to a few

00:24:12.789 --> 00:24:15.990
different iHeartRadio shows, and they were using...

00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:18.460
Not really parody songs, kind of like what I

00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:21.920
use on here, but I at least admit it's AI. And

00:24:21.920 --> 00:24:23.759
this radio show premiered in a new time slot

00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.460
as part of iHeart. And they used a Suno song

00:24:26.460 --> 00:24:32.420
to open up the show. I was like, what are you

00:24:32.420 --> 00:24:38.180
doing? Are you serious? They also do this really

00:24:38.180 --> 00:24:44.099
annoying thing. This really irritating thing

00:24:44.099 --> 00:24:47.900
happens. I didn't mean to do that. There is this

00:24:47.900 --> 00:24:49.559
really weird thing that happens where you're

00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:52.440
listening and... They're in the middle of talking,

00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:55.460
and whoever's the producer is too lazy. Because

00:24:55.460 --> 00:24:57.920
when you edit a podcast and you add in the commercials,

00:24:58.160 --> 00:25:00.559
there's little markers so you can have it play

00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:02.440
at, I don't know, the end of the segment like

00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:04.359
it should be. But you'll just be in the middle

00:25:04.359 --> 00:25:07.720
of talking in a segment. What? You're celebrating

00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:10.859
the new year? Gran Puba, you're still celebrating?

00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:14.079
Oh, with incredible deals on every new 06 and

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07 Mitsubishi, including the all -new 07 Outlander.

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It's outselling, outpricing, outseating, out

00:25:19.980 --> 00:25:22.319
there. Everything the competition. Plus there's

00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:25.920
0 % financing on new 06 and 07 Mitsubishis or

00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:28.740
cash back from $1 ,000 to $6 ,000 to qualify

00:25:28.740 --> 00:25:31.460
buyers. That is something to toot your horn about.

00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:34.619
Max Madsen, you might be mad in bed, but you're

00:25:34.619 --> 00:25:38.259
not crazy. He's mad, he's bad, but you'll be

00:25:38.259 --> 00:25:47.940
glad when you meet Mad Max Madsen. Max Manson

00:25:47.940 --> 00:25:50.279
Mitsubishi in Downers Grove, Countryside, and

00:25:50.279 --> 00:25:53.319
Aurora. Shop online at MaxManson .com. Mitsubishi

00:25:53.319 --> 00:26:00.140
Motors, driven to thrills. And then it comes

00:26:00.140 --> 00:26:02.019
back really awkwardly, and it's like, anyway,

00:26:02.180 --> 00:26:04.299
middle of the sentence, so the Yankees pitching

00:26:04.299 --> 00:26:06.680
is really good, blah, blah, blah. And five minutes

00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:09.420
later, it's like, okay, so moving on to the Knicks.

00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:11.140
The Knicks are going to need to do this next

00:26:11.140 --> 00:26:44.119
year, you know. I'm what you call a night owl.

00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:48.299
I hit a club at 10 with my roommate John. I see

00:26:48.299 --> 00:26:52.900
Camille. We go to another club where Camille

00:26:52.900 --> 00:26:59.349
and I ditch John. Open till midnight or later.

00:26:59.490 --> 00:27:01.589
Which keeps me going long enough to say goodnight

00:27:01.589 --> 00:27:07.190
to Camille. And hello to Gloria. McDonald's.

00:27:09.430 --> 00:27:11.990
Open till midnight or later. At Participating

00:27:11.990 --> 00:27:14.730
McDonald's. Yeah, the radio geek in me just wanted

00:27:14.730 --> 00:27:16.250
to play some of my favorite commercials, but

00:27:16.250 --> 00:27:18.430
that's also what the listening experience is

00:27:18.430 --> 00:27:20.549
like if you listen to an iHeart or an Odyssey

00:27:20.549 --> 00:27:22.930
podcast. They'll be in the middle of a sentence.

00:27:23.150 --> 00:27:25.730
Mm -hmm. It's like you're on eggshells. Like,

00:27:25.730 --> 00:27:27.710
can we hear a complete thought without having

00:27:27.710 --> 00:27:31.470
to hear about the local Mazda dealership? Because

00:27:31.470 --> 00:27:33.970
they got geotagging, so whatever city you're

00:27:33.970 --> 00:27:36.559
in, you hear commercials. Which is always the

00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:38.000
weirdest whenever you're traveling and you're

00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.460
listening to a podcast and you're in Tampa and

00:27:40.460 --> 00:27:43.859
it's like, come on out to Facil Nissan. And then

00:27:43.859 --> 00:27:45.559
you're in Chicago and it's like, the Chicago

00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:47.599
Cubs season ticket. And you're like, well, it's

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:52.480
weird. Shout out to all the teachers out there

00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:58.460
who are back in school. You are underpaid. You

00:27:58.460 --> 00:28:03.450
are underappreciated. Oh my God. We all love

00:28:03.450 --> 00:28:07.049
you and congratulations. I just saw a post here

00:28:07.049 --> 00:28:11.089
on Facebook and I love this. People hate flock

00:28:11.089 --> 00:28:12.789
cameras. Even though I hate flock cameras, this

00:28:12.789 --> 00:28:14.930
is funny. People hate flock cameras and then

00:28:14.930 --> 00:28:16.970
buy meta glasses like, bro, you are the flock

00:28:16.970 --> 00:28:22.930
camera. I just assume at all times that I'm being

00:28:22.930 --> 00:28:26.470
found. One time I was having kind of like a bad

00:28:26.470 --> 00:28:29.049
day and I just yelled like fuck outside of a

00:28:29.049 --> 00:28:32.170
coffee bar like usual. And there was a Tesla

00:28:32.170 --> 00:28:33.609
next to me and I'm like, God damn it, I probably

00:28:33.609 --> 00:28:39.289
filmed it. Oh, embarrassing. I'm so glad I don't

00:28:39.289 --> 00:28:41.869
have to go back to school, man. If you're listening,

00:28:42.029 --> 00:28:44.730
kids, school's not worth it. Just graduate, go

00:28:44.730 --> 00:28:47.890
to a trade school and call it a day. That's what

00:28:47.890 --> 00:28:51.430
I did. Look at me. Actually, maybe you should

00:28:51.430 --> 00:28:54.460
stay in school. No, but... I don't know, man.

00:28:54.619 --> 00:28:57.019
It just was not my vibe. Kids are douchebags.

00:28:57.420 --> 00:29:00.380
Am I a C? No, but of course. I don't know. I

00:29:00.380 --> 00:29:03.140
just don't like to get in. Yeah, I could. You

00:29:03.140 --> 00:29:05.319
know how I graduated? Because I did awful in

00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:07.859
multiple choice tests. Every answer was a C.

00:29:09.339 --> 00:29:13.519
No, I would ride my way into it. That's it. Mm

00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:21.869
-hmm. Yeah, cunt. Mm -hmm. My essays would always

00:29:21.869 --> 00:29:24.990
save me. I'd get a B on that page and then I'd

00:29:24.990 --> 00:29:28.670
get a 50 on the test. Multiple choice, so 80

00:29:28.670 --> 00:29:36.269
plus 50 is 130. 130 divided by two is 65. And

00:29:36.269 --> 00:29:38.430
then I would get a D and I would pass the class

00:29:38.430 --> 00:29:42.470
and my dad would be like, oh, whatever. You know

00:29:42.470 --> 00:29:45.470
what I've noticed? When it comes to sex, when

00:29:45.470 --> 00:29:50.640
it comes to making love. When a man is sick,

00:29:50.779 --> 00:29:54.720
unless you're physically weak, even my ex said

00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:57.279
I could have sex in my death, but unless you

00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:03.940
are physically weak, we could always have sex.

00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:07.680
But I know there's a woman, if they're not feeling

00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:11.480
well, they got a little bit of a migraine, you

00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:13.200
would think the freaking real understanding,

00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:16.099
you would think that it's always going to be

00:30:16.099 --> 00:30:18.859
like this. That there's going to be nothing you

00:30:18.859 --> 00:30:26.680
can do. It's, I don't want to say alarming. I'm

00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:28.380
just like, sometimes you're like, hey, you want

00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:32.539
to hear? Oh, I have a headache. Because I don't

00:30:32.539 --> 00:30:38.380
care. Guess you don't want this penis. I think

00:30:38.380 --> 00:30:40.940
it's time that we had a discussion about e -bikes.

00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:44.900
They're absolutely, positively out of control.

00:30:47.190 --> 00:30:50.069
These egomaniacs. I think they rule the world.

00:30:51.069 --> 00:30:53.049
People are literally dying. You had that Joy

00:30:53.049 --> 00:30:56.309
FM, bro. I almost got run over. What are you

00:30:56.309 --> 00:30:58.730
doing, honey? I don't know. I mean, it's just

00:30:58.730 --> 00:31:02.589
like, come on. You just look at them and they

00:31:02.589 --> 00:31:04.690
look at you like, they're like, why are people

00:31:04.690 --> 00:31:06.569
looking at me weird as they're like in the middle

00:31:06.569 --> 00:31:09.799
of the road? Worst thing to happen to this country.

00:31:10.099 --> 00:31:12.599
No, not Trump. You know he's pretty bad. No,

00:31:12.680 --> 00:31:14.480
not inflation. Yeah, it's pretty bad. No, no,

00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:17.099
no. E -bikes. Because every local news I do,

00:31:17.140 --> 00:31:21.920
I do. Chicago, Tampa, Cleveland, Fresno, Winston

00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:24.180
-Salem, Rochester, Jacksonville, Louisville.

00:31:24.220 --> 00:31:26.380
A lot is a lot. I do a lot of local news for

00:31:26.380 --> 00:31:28.259
all the cities. We get a lot of listens in each

00:31:28.259 --> 00:31:32.269
city. They're talking about crane, which is pointless

00:31:32.269 --> 00:31:34.349
unless it's 7 -hydroxy, which needs to be banned.

00:31:34.490 --> 00:31:37.630
Or they're talking about e -bikes or data centers

00:31:37.630 --> 00:31:41.549
or fly cameras. Mm -hmm. I think it's safe to

00:31:41.549 --> 00:31:44.289
say that this country has become pretty predictable.

00:31:44.710 --> 00:31:50.369
Mm -hmm. Wrong gutting. Mm -hmm. Happy hour.

00:31:50.710 --> 00:32:05.680
Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will

00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:08.200
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:12.980
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

00:32:12.980 --> 00:32:16.559
poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you

00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:19.920
can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.

00:32:19.980 --> 00:32:23.720
They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.

00:32:23.819 --> 00:32:29.079
And we'll call it a day. the semen was so big

00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:31.779
it's not lacking any meat and that's what real

00:32:31.779 --> 00:32:38.200
women need stop cussing it looks like you went

00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:40.980
and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever

00:32:40.980 --> 00:32:43.299
the case might be in your hand and a sock you

00:32:43.299 --> 00:32:46.480
know whatever like thank you as a reminder if

00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:48.559
you don't feel like listening to this next song

00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:51.319
you can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy

00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:53.920
hour takes pride in his selection so stick around

00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:58.180
folks Don't worry Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be

00:32:58.180 --> 00:33:20.910
right back. Oh yeah, we'll be right back. Nice

00:33:20.910 --> 00:33:23.190
guy, I'll leave that to them dudes that shoot

00:33:23.190 --> 00:33:25.670
hoots. I'd rather roll through in a new coupe

00:33:25.670 --> 00:33:29.009
with chicks that get 200 to do shoots. Stealing

00:33:29.009 --> 00:33:31.410
a shooby -dooby while we listen to smooth grooves.

00:33:31.609 --> 00:33:34.430
Dude, I tried and told you I'm hot like magma

00:33:34.430 --> 00:33:36.630
and keep a mirror. I'm stashed up in the Dodge

00:33:36.630 --> 00:33:39.369
Magnum near the stash of the Magnums. Never know

00:33:39.369 --> 00:33:41.609
which one I'ma use. Right there, I got a couple

00:33:41.609 --> 00:33:45.049
people confused. If I never lose, if I never

00:33:45.049 --> 00:33:47.130
snooze, pop this shit and I pop this shit and

00:33:47.130 --> 00:33:49.329
knock you out of your shoes. I shut down crews

00:33:49.329 --> 00:33:52.900
and ride TaylorMade suits and Louis shoes It's

00:33:52.900 --> 00:33:55.759
hard to do what I do Study like Evel Knievel,

00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:57.920
keep a watch -face see -through I do this for

00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:00.579
my people, sell em since 2 days green, dude My

00:34:00.579 --> 00:34:03.160
mom said I was a walking felony, cause I kept

00:34:03.160 --> 00:34:05.799
16s in a closet like Kelly Shop with a seller

00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:08.119
My toes ain't rockin' and them chickens ain't

00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:10.260
crockin' And them pigs ain't squirtin' and them

00:34:10.260 --> 00:34:30.670
birds ain't chirpin' I'm not a mad rapper, I'm

00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:32.969
a disgruntled MC And I'll teach you dudes about

00:34:32.969 --> 00:34:35.789
tusslin' with me With this, I hate these marks,

00:34:35.889 --> 00:34:38.510
I'm sure boy this jam is rock And leave these

00:34:38.510 --> 00:34:40.630
rappers handicapped park And when you see your

00:34:40.630 --> 00:34:43.349
boy out, bow down and kiss the ring With a crew

00:34:43.349 --> 00:34:45.949
about myself, I ain't worried about a thing This

00:34:45.949 --> 00:34:49.090
is Shaq City, man, where the f*** you from? Shit

00:34:49.090 --> 00:34:52.230
can't go up, she ain't gobbling My partner, Supreme,

00:34:52.429 --> 00:34:55.050
told me, flows hard on these monkeys I hit pro

00:34:55.050 --> 00:34:57.469
gyms and told him, make my wrists chunky She

00:34:57.469 --> 00:34:59.590
ain't hung like donkey, and fuck them dudes who

00:34:59.590 --> 00:35:01.690
won't get nicked They ain't beautiful, keep them

00:35:01.690 --> 00:35:05.289
breasts, don't man Hold me, I'm funky like Leg

00:35:05.289 --> 00:35:08.909
shots to let you know that I'm serious When the

00:35:08.909 --> 00:35:11.469
blocks get hot, I'm in the streets, bad chested

00:35:11.469 --> 00:35:15.250
I got money invested, easy testing My dogs ain't

00:35:15.250 --> 00:35:17.610
rocking them, chickens ain't crocking them, bitch

00:35:36.990 --> 00:35:39.750
This ain't the young and restless You can say

00:35:39.750 --> 00:35:42.210
the drama like some poor boy Put your life on

00:35:42.210 --> 00:35:45.039
pause like a comma You cuttin' corners, then

00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:47.159
you stackin' money It's a game time comedians,

00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:50.340
man, they get to actin' funny I know the MCs,

00:35:50.340 --> 00:35:53.239
the real MCs Shamos ain't grew, man, them ***

00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:56.539
was shoppin' with me Get a pumpkin head in front

00:35:56.539 --> 00:35:59.300
of your daughter You a broke pop machine, ***

00:35:59.300 --> 00:36:02.559
out of order I'ma come and get you, don't make

00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:04.500
me keep you We hit your *** for shells like a

00:36:04.500 --> 00:36:07.920
snail or a armadillo Watch the blue lights with

00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.119
the blue films Like six, like six, make them

00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:14.099
look like This ain't artificial, made of sh**,

00:36:14.099 --> 00:36:16.139
we ain't throw him in like Michigan and hope

00:36:16.139 --> 00:36:19.380
the n***a can't swim And if he can't, I guess

00:36:19.380 --> 00:36:21.679
he won't live, give him names, get your w**k

00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:24.260
changed, he ain't hate a beat My dogs ain't quackin'

00:36:24.260 --> 00:36:26.139
at them chickens, ain't quackin' at them pigs,

00:36:26.260 --> 00:36:28.420
ain't searchin' at them birds, ain't chirpin'

00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:35.880
at them birds My dogs ain't quackin' at them

00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.000
chickens, ain't quackin' at them pigs, ain't

00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.219
searchin' at them birds, ain't chirpin' at them

00:36:40.219 --> 00:36:56.860
birds Shut your ass, bitch. Bye. And she'll see

00:36:56.860 --> 00:37:09.920
what her do. Oh, yeah, we got how many days until

00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:13.199
the NFL returns? I believe it's 36. How many

00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:18.519
days until the NFL kickoff? 29 days. Not 36.

00:37:19.900 --> 00:37:23.119
Oh, yeah, it's going to be a good year of pigskin

00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:25.400
football. You never know who's going to ball.

00:37:26.440 --> 00:37:29.739
It always is kind of weird to think, like, who

00:37:29.739 --> 00:37:34.710
is going to win the Super Bowl? And what team's

00:37:34.710 --> 00:37:37.889
going to be the boss that no one expects to just

00:37:37.889 --> 00:37:44.550
be absolutely terrible? 49ers legend Roger Craig

00:37:44.550 --> 00:37:47.190
diagnosed with dementia. That's freaking terrible.

00:37:47.869 --> 00:37:50.750
Larry Fitzgerald made the Pro Football Hall of

00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:54.889
Fame. Kyle Shanahan says his car was on autopilot

00:37:54.889 --> 00:37:58.809
during the crash. Sean Merriman says he's happy

00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:00.849
for Justin Herbert, but he needs to win the other

00:38:00.849 --> 00:38:03.650
ring. And Eric Biennemi returns to training camp.

00:38:03.730 --> 00:38:18.969
But first... Happy Hot Topic! Hi, Jason. This

00:38:18.969 --> 00:38:22.750
is what football immortality sounds like. That's

00:38:22.750 --> 00:38:27.139
weird. Mm -hmm. To me, nothing is immortal. I

00:38:27.139 --> 00:38:28.519
don't know. I feel like football could be gone

00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:31.840
in 100 years. The cheers, the tears. And dad,

00:38:32.019 --> 00:38:35.239
I can't tell you how special it was. And five

00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:37.860
gold jackets with a seat to football. Oh yeah,

00:38:38.059 --> 00:38:41.920
Drew Brees. Most exclusive table. For Drew Brees,

00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.619
the road to Canton ran straight through New Orleans.

00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:48.340
You embraced me. You believed in me. But more

00:38:48.340 --> 00:38:50.780
importantly, you trusted me with the soul of

00:38:50.780 --> 00:38:52.780
the city. The quarterback who helped transform

00:38:52.780 --> 00:38:56.170
the Saints and the city. into champions it was

00:38:56.170 --> 00:38:59.829
your spirit that allowed us to be special they

00:38:59.829 --> 00:39:02.809
were showing people in a crowd that had a newspaper

00:39:02.809 --> 00:39:05.369
after they won probably whatever the new orleans

00:39:05.369 --> 00:39:09.269
newspaper is i'm thinking like man that must

00:39:09.269 --> 00:39:10.789
have been one of the last years that like a newspaper

00:39:10.789 --> 00:39:13.670
really mattered it was 2010. arizona cardinals

00:39:13.670 --> 00:39:16.289
legendary white out larry fitzgerald enshrined

00:39:16.289 --> 00:39:18.269
with his three sons looking on remind me in two

00:39:18.269 --> 00:39:20.510
minutes to tell you a story about the 2010 super

00:39:20.510 --> 00:39:23.449
bowl and my grandpa His eldest, Devin, presenting

00:39:23.449 --> 00:39:25.989
his father's Hall of Fame bust. Oh yeah, he's

00:39:25.989 --> 00:39:32.510
a legend. A baller, a shot car. Oh yeah, you

00:39:32.510 --> 00:39:34.230
know, it's not the first time he's had a bust.

00:39:34.789 --> 00:39:37.010
Before Fitzgerald turned the spotlight on the

00:39:37.010 --> 00:39:39.150
people who helped him reach football's ultimate

00:39:39.150 --> 00:39:41.909
summit, opening up about losing loved ones and

00:39:41.909 --> 00:39:44.789
those who That sucks a lot so much. carried him

00:39:44.789 --> 00:39:46.969
through it. I've been lucky enough to be surrounded

00:39:46.969 --> 00:39:49.809
by people and great institutions that surrounded

00:39:49.809 --> 00:39:54.579
me. And nurture me and inspire me to pursue excellence.

00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:57.360
Ending with a message for his sons. I'm proud

00:39:57.360 --> 00:39:59.579
of you, son. And I hope I'm giving you and your

00:39:59.579 --> 00:40:01.699
brothers the tools to live the lives you guys

00:40:01.699 --> 00:40:04.019
want to live. Larry seems like a good -ass dude.

00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:09.860
Mm -hmm. And here there's Roger Craig. Joining

00:40:09.860 --> 00:40:12.159
Fitzgerald and Breeze, Roger Craig, who helped

00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:14.300
redefine the running back position with the San...

00:40:14.300 --> 00:40:17.519
Yeah, dude, he was a baller. San Francisco 49ers,

00:40:17.579 --> 00:40:20.300
linebacker Luke Kuechly, whose career was brilliant,

00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:23.300
but brief. This class of 2026 is... Yeah, this

00:40:23.300 --> 00:40:25.699
is a pretty baller move to like get out before

00:40:25.699 --> 00:40:28.670
you get full on CT. He played in, what, nine

00:40:28.670 --> 00:40:31.190
years? Special, and I'm so excited to enter with

00:40:31.190 --> 00:40:33.989
you guys. And Adam Vinatieri, the clutch kicker

00:40:33.989 --> 00:40:36.650
of a generation defined by a winning resume and

00:40:36.650 --> 00:40:39.710
pressure -packed moments. All right, Adam Vinatieri's

00:40:39.710 --> 00:40:43.809
a baller, too. Oh, my God, Luke Geekly only played

00:40:43.809 --> 00:40:47.090
eight seasons in the NFL. So he went to the Super

00:40:47.090 --> 00:40:49.369
Bowl that they lost because Cam Newton's a bitch

00:40:49.369 --> 00:40:52.230
for not jumping on his own fumble. Freaking idiot.

00:40:52.610 --> 00:40:56.550
Describes his legacy. Mm -hmm. I feel like Luke

00:40:56.550 --> 00:40:59.429
Keighley would be talked about so much more had

00:40:59.429 --> 00:41:01.710
he won that Super Bowl. But he was Defensive

00:41:01.710 --> 00:41:05.889
Player of the Year in 2013. So he was Defensive

00:41:05.889 --> 00:41:07.929
Rookie of the Year in 2012, which is pretty badass.

00:41:08.670 --> 00:41:10.769
Can't believe 2012 was that long ago. I can't

00:41:10.769 --> 00:41:12.670
believe a player that started in 2012 is running

00:41:12.670 --> 00:41:14.670
in the hall. That's disgusting. Because he hasn't

00:41:14.670 --> 00:41:17.110
played since 2019. But then he was Defensive

00:41:17.110 --> 00:41:20.050
Player of the Year. Mm -hmm. The year they went

00:41:20.050 --> 00:41:23.159
to the Super Bowl. And Cam Newton's like, I'm

00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:25.900
good. Well, I jump on my fumble. I'm going to

00:41:25.900 --> 00:41:30.539
go bang a side chick. And then the Tennessee

00:41:30.539 --> 00:41:32.519
Titans have a new mascot. This will be real quick.

00:41:33.619 --> 00:41:37.880
T -Rap is showing you why he's a pro bowler.

00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:40.860
Mischievous and energetic. He's the sound like

00:41:40.860 --> 00:41:42.940
a side chick. And what is this, Daniel Taurasi's

00:41:42.940 --> 00:41:46.460
new gig? A Tennessee Titans raccoon mascot. All

00:41:46.460 --> 00:41:48.519
right. At least it's not a beaver. I'd be getting

00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:54.079
sued by buggies. All right. We'll do NBA news

00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:55.480
in a little bit. We're going to go through. Okay.

00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:00.539
TMZ headline. Tyler Boebert's the son of Lauren

00:42:00.539 --> 00:42:03.219
Boebert, and he was arrested for child sex exploitation.

00:42:03.659 --> 00:42:06.900
Wow. There are so many pedophiles, it's creepy.

00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.619
Ann and Al Berger's being sued for religious

00:42:09.619 --> 00:42:12.920
discrimination. Jimmy Kimmel brought out the

00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:15.500
woman that said blowjob on air. Probably got

00:42:15.500 --> 00:42:19.139
one after. Ann Hathaway attends the movie premiere

00:42:19.139 --> 00:42:22.980
in her belly, man. If you said to me, you could

00:42:22.980 --> 00:42:25.159
have an opportunity to have sex with a pregnant

00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:31.300
Ann Hathaway. Yeah, I ain't passing that up.

00:42:35.090 --> 00:42:38.510
USA swimming CFO got caught with theft. What

00:42:38.510 --> 00:42:42.170
a loser. McDonald's coworkers got married on

00:42:42.170 --> 00:42:47.570
the gym. Kelly Clarkson says she has small boobs.

00:42:49.210 --> 00:42:53.829
I always have a scene about boobs. That's what

00:42:53.829 --> 00:42:56.869
I'm going to say. I figure out how to say this.

00:42:57.710 --> 00:43:01.590
If you have one of those boobs that at least

00:43:01.590 --> 00:43:04.300
when you're on top, I bet until he's making some

00:43:04.300 --> 00:43:08.519
sort of movement, that's fine. Even if it's little

00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:13.460
itty bitty big cups. But if my boobs right here

00:43:13.460 --> 00:43:19.679
that are flat, if my flat boobs are bustier than

00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:21.139
yours, I'm just not going to be attracted to

00:43:21.139 --> 00:43:25.340
you. I'm sorry. And while Mark Zuckerberg was

00:43:25.340 --> 00:43:28.900
on his yacht, they failed to help out a boat

00:43:28.900 --> 00:43:32.489
that needed help in Alaska. He's such a piece

00:43:32.489 --> 00:43:35.550
of garbage. You know Chris Watts, that creepy

00:43:35.550 --> 00:43:39.190
murderer? He has a new wife. She just looks like

00:43:39.190 --> 00:43:41.250
a crazy broad. Probably watches all the murder

00:43:41.250 --> 00:43:43.849
documentaries. Just a complete sociopathic loser.

00:43:44.630 --> 00:43:46.909
Wendy's sales are slumping and so is Burger King.

00:43:47.070 --> 00:43:48.949
It's almost like we don't want to pay weird prices.

00:43:50.150 --> 00:43:55.489
Oh, I don't like this, but NFL star Marcus Wiley,

00:43:55.590 --> 00:43:58.780
his domestic violence case was dropped. We all

00:43:58.780 --> 00:44:01.699
know he probably did it. We've all heard about

00:44:01.699 --> 00:44:05.400
his temper. Mm -hmm. And what happened there

00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:07.519
was because he's rich and elite, he probably

00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:10.000
paid his ex off. He's like, hey, I don't really

00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:13.900
need this right now. Can you go away? It's very

00:44:13.900 --> 00:44:18.099
unfortunate. Is it ever? All right, let's see

00:44:18.099 --> 00:44:23.019
what's going on with Instagram. Drake responds

00:44:23.019 --> 00:44:25.400
to a woman who says she caught him looking at

00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:29.949
her mid -video. Ooh. All right, I can't play

00:44:29.949 --> 00:44:31.309
it because it's got music in the background,

00:44:31.429 --> 00:44:35.969
but let's see here. They're making the Coyote

00:44:35.969 --> 00:44:39.769
vs. Acme movie after Warner Brothers vaulted

00:44:39.769 --> 00:44:43.130
the movie. Yeah, I don't know. Warner Brothers

00:44:43.130 --> 00:44:45.469
is just terrible. They don't want to pay for

00:44:45.469 --> 00:44:48.849
anything on HBO Max. They raise the prices. They

00:44:48.849 --> 00:44:50.730
have this racket. I keep saying that. I sound

00:44:50.730 --> 00:44:56.489
like MJ. They have this racket for Black Friday.

00:44:57.339 --> 00:45:00.719
They offered a whole year for $2 .99 per month.

00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:02.559
And I'm like, hell yeah, let's do it. Premium,

00:45:02.619 --> 00:45:08.179
let's go. And then when it was March, you know,

00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:11.400
there's that thing, you know, I just feel like

00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:17.039
playing the music. No, it's March Madness. And

00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:19.260
the March Madness did not come with the package.

00:45:21.039 --> 00:45:26.159
So then I had to sign up. And then my $2 deal

00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:28.059
went away because it was nowhere to watch it

00:45:28.059 --> 00:45:29.760
online. I didn't want to pay for YouTube TV.

00:45:32.260 --> 00:45:37.320
Whatever. First, a real problem. Oh, I know there's

00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:38.920
probably some listener out there that's talking

00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:42.800
about it. Go on, Ryan. Don't forget that story

00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:44.599
you were going to tell. All right, well, here

00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:47.219
it is. I'll be honest. I actually had to pause

00:45:47.219 --> 00:45:50.940
my episode to see what it was. Okay, so in 2010,

00:45:52.170 --> 00:45:55.869
It was February 2010, the last eight months since

00:45:55.869 --> 00:45:58.989
my grandpa was alive. The last ever Super Bowl

00:45:58.989 --> 00:46:05.250
he ever got to watch. And my grandpa loved football.

00:46:05.449 --> 00:46:11.389
Your typical Chicagoan. And it was a really close

00:46:11.389 --> 00:46:16.050
game. You all remember the onside kick that Sean

00:46:16.050 --> 00:46:19.659
Payton did that got them the ball. And then Peyton

00:46:19.659 --> 00:46:23.920
Manning threw that interception. Actually, let

00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.019
me load the place so I can describe to you what

00:46:27.019 --> 00:46:30.739
happened. So my grandpa was eating dinner, correct?

00:46:31.179 --> 00:46:33.039
Yeah, I mean, you weren't there, so I'm not lying.

00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.099
But my grandpa was eating dinner, and he was

00:46:35.099 --> 00:46:38.019
done. So he put the food pan at the end of his

00:46:38.019 --> 00:46:41.880
bed in the nursing home, and there was this very

00:46:41.880 --> 00:46:45.750
overweight Russian woman named Olga. who was

00:46:45.750 --> 00:46:48.269
blocking the view during this play. So I'm going

00:46:48.269 --> 00:46:52.090
to reenact my grandpa while the game's on. Hey!

00:46:52.550 --> 00:47:05.449
Hey, I can see! What's going on, Ryan? Hey! Hey!

00:47:05.670 --> 00:47:10.690
Hey, Olga! Hey, down in front! Hey, down in front!

00:47:11.769 --> 00:47:16.500
Hey! Hey, down in front. And then the woman even

00:47:16.500 --> 00:47:19.619
seemed to take longer. Say it, don't blitz. Well,

00:47:19.699 --> 00:47:25.599
they said everybody. Oh, my grandpa. Hey, hey,

00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:31.480
down in front. My jaw dropped because Olga did

00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:36.900
not seem to appreciate that. All right. Let's

00:47:36.900 --> 00:47:40.360
see what's going on with Drake. so drake thought

00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:42.340
that this model that walked out on his stream

00:47:42.340 --> 00:47:44.900
last night was actually yumi young thugs recently

00:47:44.900 --> 00:47:47.699
signed artist and he oh my god you know he's

00:47:47.699 --> 00:47:50.159
trying to plow her he even said he thought she

00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:53.219
was ai so i will she does look like ai you know

00:47:53.219 --> 00:47:55.699
some of those hot ass women that just look absolutely

00:47:55.699 --> 00:47:58.639
ridiculous There's like, there's no way this

00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:00.739
broad's a real person. Roll you guys the clip,

00:48:00.780 --> 00:48:03.139
but for some context, Young Thug's recently signed

00:48:03.139 --> 00:48:05.559
artist, Yumi, had been accused of being an AI

00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:08.780
artist before she signed to him, so. Oh, Young

00:48:08.780 --> 00:48:10.880
Thug embraced the joke when he signed her and

00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:16.320
said, hey, this is our first AI artist. And when

00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:21.000
this model was. I hate that hip hop sound effect.

00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.800
It always gives me that. I like a good air horn,

00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:25.360
but obviously because I have it in the outro,

00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:27.780
but that little thing. always gives me anxiety

00:48:27.780 --> 00:48:30.679
a very similar name walked out on stream last

00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:33.059
night drake thought it was her so he even said

00:48:33.059 --> 00:48:36.039
he wanted her in his video too so hey maybe he

00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:38.739
needs to make a call the young thug oh this guy's

00:48:38.739 --> 00:48:41.539
trying to sound so urban bro your name's probably

00:48:41.539 --> 00:48:44.840
brandon and you're probably from like right from

00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:50.159
like san jose shut up former dumb only fans model

00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:52.440
courtney clinty sentenced to six years in prison

00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:55.340
with credit for nearly four years after uh stabbing

00:48:55.340 --> 00:48:57.820
her boyfriend to death Can you imagine if a man

00:48:57.820 --> 00:49:00.400
did them? That is a walking double standard.

00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:02.219
And she's one of those, you know, like when you

00:49:02.219 --> 00:49:04.699
see a naturally beautiful woman and they almost

00:49:04.699 --> 00:49:10.070
look hotter without makeup. She's one of those,

00:49:10.250 --> 00:49:13.889
though. Oh, my God. Without makeup, she is disgusting

00:49:13.889 --> 00:49:17.630
looking. Just an absolute pig. Chud the Builder

00:49:17.630 --> 00:49:19.550
has been released after spending nearly four

00:49:19.550 --> 00:49:30.289
months behind bars. Loser. You're chode. Everybody

00:49:30.289 --> 00:49:33.429
has a chode. I bet his penis is like, I want

00:49:33.429 --> 00:49:35.369
to just be chopped off. Just become a girl already.

00:49:35.429 --> 00:49:39.690
Get away from me. July 20, 26 was the hottest

00:49:39.690 --> 00:49:44.030
month ever. You kind of, I'm not surprised. You

00:49:44.030 --> 00:49:45.510
didn't need to tell me. That's what I'm trying

00:49:45.510 --> 00:49:48.550
to say. I didn't have air. I was there. It was

00:49:48.550 --> 00:49:51.789
hot, hot, hot. And it's funny. I have a friend

00:49:51.789 --> 00:49:54.710
named Matt who's going back to, he's interning

00:49:54.710 --> 00:49:56.750
to be a teacher at a school in Pinellas County.

00:49:57.449 --> 00:49:59.949
And I told him, I said, dude, the day you go

00:49:59.949 --> 00:50:01.650
back to school is the day it's going to be nice

00:50:01.650 --> 00:50:04.570
weather. And as I'm in the studio, as he's back

00:50:04.570 --> 00:50:07.639
in school right now teaching, on 8 -11 -2026

00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.820
at noon. Maybe he's in lunch break. I look out

00:50:10.820 --> 00:50:13.800
the window, and it's sunny. It's always like

00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:15.420
that, dude, wherever you live. The best weather

00:50:15.420 --> 00:50:19.360
is lunch and back in school. Drake says he hates

00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:22.099
the word trickin'. Afraid to do something for

00:50:22.099 --> 00:50:24.079
somebody. You know, I was saying the other night,

00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:28.199
I hate the term trickin'. Because tricking has

00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:30.119
a negative connotation to it. Yeah, it does.

00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:32.579
It's not really positive. No one goes, oh, yeah,

00:50:32.579 --> 00:50:34.739
you're tricking me, man. Like you're doing something

00:50:34.739 --> 00:50:37.800
for somebody for something in exchange. Expectations

00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:39.360
in return. Yeah, that's kind of like your friendship

00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:41.300
with underage Millie Bobby Brown, wasn't it?

00:50:41.519 --> 00:50:45.239
Yeah, feel it. I do feel that. He also fell on

00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:47.340
Millie Bobby Brown. He's a creep. How's it going

00:50:47.340 --> 00:50:50.340
on here? Tragic story out of Brazil. 17 -year

00:50:50.340 --> 00:50:53.000
-old influencer Sofia Murillo. Oh, my gosh, she's

00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:55.820
17. Jesus Christ. You have to ID girls, huh?

00:50:56.300 --> 00:50:58.719
Hey, can I see your ID? You gotta get one of

00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:00.739
those things that can tell if it's a fake. Jesus

00:51:00.739 --> 00:51:03.219
Christ, I always thought she was 23. I'm glad

00:51:03.219 --> 00:51:05.900
they said what age she was. Her mother and her

00:51:05.900 --> 00:51:08.380
grandmother died in a fiery helicopter crash.

00:51:08.579 --> 00:51:10.219
Yeah, I don't think I want to go on a helicopter

00:51:10.219 --> 00:51:14.099
ever. Oh, what's going on with this twat? Chud

00:51:14.099 --> 00:51:16.639
the Builder has been released from jail after

00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:23.010
months behind bars. Oh, yeah. Okay. He just looks

00:51:23.010 --> 00:51:24.829
like somebody that would write a horrible thing

00:51:24.829 --> 00:51:26.969
to read in a comment section. He's just such

00:51:26.969 --> 00:51:29.309
a friggin' dork. Chud was charged with attempted

00:51:29.309 --> 00:51:31.409
murder in connection with a shooting outside

00:51:31.409 --> 00:51:34.469
a Montgomery County courthouse on May 13th. Wow,

00:51:34.510 --> 00:51:37.409
I guess that was four months ago. Well, this

00:51:37.409 --> 00:51:40.590
is weird. Technically, five plus three is eight,

00:51:40.670 --> 00:51:43.059
but they're doing it... It's like the thing on

00:51:43.059 --> 00:51:44.840
LinkedIn with anniversaries where it's like a

00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:47.400
month early because they're counting the exact.

00:51:47.460 --> 00:51:49.639
So it's like May, June, July, August, even though

00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:51.780
we're not all the way through August. It's very

00:51:51.780 --> 00:51:53.760
weird because like if you're in them, like my

00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:57.059
anniversary at Beasley is June. Well, the first

00:51:57.059 --> 00:51:58.719
one before I magically quit would have been April.

00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:01.639
But June 2024 is when this company let me back.

00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:04.900
And I start getting the notifications in May.

00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:08.019
It's just confusing. And he was released Monday

00:52:08.019 --> 00:52:12.429
morning. He said no comment on Twitter. He should

00:52:12.429 --> 00:52:13.969
have just had no comments in general and his

00:52:13.969 --> 00:52:16.449
whole life would be better off. Yeah, he'd still

00:52:16.449 --> 00:52:19.889
be a racist moron like Anthony Cumia. Man, you

00:52:19.889 --> 00:52:21.630
don't want to ever meet your heroes. I was looking

00:52:21.630 --> 00:52:24.650
at Twitter the other day and Anthony Cumia unfollowed

00:52:24.650 --> 00:52:27.989
me. I was like, oh, no. Probably because I'm

00:52:27.989 --> 00:52:30.969
not a, but he totally doesn't. No, never mind.

00:52:31.090 --> 00:52:34.769
It's not even worth it. Leave it alone, as the

00:52:34.769 --> 00:52:38.949
fan base says. What's going on with Lena the

00:52:38.949 --> 00:52:42.519
Plug? leave it alone to play back then it was

00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:44.300
like they had a really big platform on snapchat

00:52:44.300 --> 00:52:45.719
and they were trying to figure out what to do

00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:48.820
with the audience and so we were like creating

00:52:48.820 --> 00:52:52.119
content for snapchat specifically what i love

00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:55.260
about this is i didn't fall for the trick it

00:52:55.260 --> 00:52:57.800
says lena the plug leads fan stunned after she

00:52:57.800 --> 00:53:01.300
went against her husband And then the whole video

00:53:01.300 --> 00:53:04.460
is about her platform. This is why I said, let

00:53:04.460 --> 00:53:06.280
me see what Lena the Plug says, because I would

00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:08.219
have said it before. I avoided the car crash

00:53:08.219 --> 00:53:11.619
sound effect. So that was back before OnlyFans.

00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:14.079
Yeah, back then you were having to do actual

00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:18.840
videos. I think porn was better off without OnlyFans,

00:53:19.019 --> 00:53:21.679
because I've met professional porn stars. People

00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:23.840
think they're just women that take semen to the

00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:25.500
face. I mean, that's what they do for a living,

00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:30.639
but they're still human. Despite the semen on

00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:33.900
the face. What happens when you go a week without

00:53:33.900 --> 00:53:37.960
having sex with your wife? Nothing. For the guy,

00:53:38.019 --> 00:53:42.699
it's not nothing. Right? It's just a week. No

00:53:42.699 --> 00:53:47.880
big deal. Wrong! Absolutely wrong. After seven

00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:51.139
days, your bond starts to slowly disappear. I

00:53:51.139 --> 00:53:53.000
can kind of see that, you know? Like when we're

00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:58.710
in like... It happened to me in my situation.

00:53:58.829 --> 00:54:00.750
I'm trying to think how to say this. You're like

00:54:00.750 --> 00:54:03.670
in a relationship or a situation and all of a

00:54:03.670 --> 00:54:06.889
sudden you're not putting up and it's like, oh,

00:54:07.030 --> 00:54:10.190
we'll do it soon. Even though the whole relationship

00:54:10.190 --> 00:54:16.369
began on a one night stand. The worst is when

00:54:16.369 --> 00:54:18.090
the girl's like, I don't really need to have

00:54:18.090 --> 00:54:22.409
sex anymore. She's like, I've had so much sex

00:54:22.409 --> 00:54:24.070
in my life, I'm good. Especially when they're

00:54:24.070 --> 00:54:26.349
a little older. And then they find out they're

00:54:26.349 --> 00:54:27.869
banging guys after you're broke up. You're like,

00:54:27.949 --> 00:54:29.210
no, you just didn't want to have sex with me,

00:54:29.269 --> 00:54:31.849
which is fine. Just tell me. You can still live

00:54:31.849 --> 00:54:34.889
in the same house. This woman's the worst. They

00:54:34.889 --> 00:54:36.829
did all these car selfies. I want to know where

00:54:36.829 --> 00:54:38.670
the car selfie came from. I mean, I've made a

00:54:38.670 --> 00:54:41.210
few car selfie videos, but... I was also like

00:54:41.210 --> 00:54:44.309
25. Here's some facts about women and their phones.

00:54:44.690 --> 00:54:47.329
Guys, I need you to listen to my words on this.

00:54:47.550 --> 00:54:50.269
After clicking the link in the bio. This is going

00:54:50.269 --> 00:54:52.269
to be the dirty little details that you would

00:54:52.269 --> 00:54:54.469
never imagine. And so the things that you were

00:54:54.469 --> 00:54:57.389
once comfortable about or wondering. God, I get

00:54:57.389 --> 00:55:00.030
to the fucking point, honey. Hey, did this happen

00:55:00.030 --> 00:55:02.650
in our relationship when she was cheating? Whatever

00:55:02.650 --> 00:55:05.079
it may be. Well, here's the scoop. Oh, my God.

00:55:05.179 --> 00:55:07.659
Women are going to kill me for this. Grimy women

00:55:07.659 --> 00:55:10.239
will pull over in their car, delete text messages

00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:12.579
and videos and whatever else that they're doing

00:55:12.579 --> 00:55:14.719
with the guy that they're speaking to behind

00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:19.179
your back. I can see that. And then block them

00:55:19.179 --> 00:55:21.260
so that when they get home, they can leave their

00:55:21.260 --> 00:55:23.760
phone out being comfortable that you're not going

00:55:23.760 --> 00:55:26.800
to find anything. I feel like this raggedy woman

00:55:26.800 --> 00:55:30.929
is. Kind of talking about herself. Okay, you're

00:55:30.929 --> 00:55:32.409
not going to find anything because everything

00:55:32.409 --> 00:55:35.010
was deleted and that person that she has blocked.

00:55:35.210 --> 00:55:39.309
Isn't it also like a calculator app? There's

00:55:39.309 --> 00:55:41.670
no idea that he's blocked because now on the

00:55:41.670 --> 00:55:44.269
Apple, you can see that messages were delivered

00:55:44.269 --> 00:55:47.349
so that poor... All right, there you go. I don't

00:55:47.349 --> 00:55:50.449
care. I just put my phone on do not disturb.

00:55:50.530 --> 00:55:53.130
I show respect in my dates. I try to be a good

00:55:53.130 --> 00:55:56.769
enough person. Am I a good person? No. Am I a

00:55:56.769 --> 00:55:59.510
bad person? No. I'm like in the middle. Here's

00:55:59.510 --> 00:56:02.650
Brittany Renner having no shame at the gym. This

00:56:02.650 --> 00:56:05.690
feels so good. She's like laying back in one

00:56:05.690 --> 00:56:07.489
of those machines where you like grab your arm

00:56:07.489 --> 00:56:10.349
and you push forward and you have a weight on

00:56:10.349 --> 00:56:14.170
each side. Appears to have, wow, maybe between

00:56:14.170 --> 00:56:16.750
40 to 50 pounds in each side. If you're not having

00:56:16.750 --> 00:56:22.449
sex, the gym is a great alternative. But also

00:56:22.449 --> 00:56:25.099
I would love to be... I'm getting railed, but

00:56:25.099 --> 00:56:32.699
I'm adding that to the outro. The outro is just

00:56:32.699 --> 00:56:34.480
going to end up being 15 minute to bring you

00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:38.920
around your clips about sex. Again, I literally

00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:45.300
just pause the show to add that. I don't think

00:56:45.300 --> 00:56:47.239
you'll ever hear a podcast like this. Everybody

00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:49.099
in the radio is tripping out about losing their

00:56:49.099 --> 00:56:53.510
job or whatever. Even though that dumb broad

00:56:53.510 --> 00:56:55.289
said I don't make money doing this show, people

00:56:55.289 --> 00:56:58.489
on the radio don't make money anymore. You can

00:56:58.489 --> 00:57:00.050
make money flipping burgers with you, honey.

00:57:01.670 --> 00:57:05.449
Drake is talking to the goth girl. The one thing

00:57:05.449 --> 00:57:08.989
I would do would be anything you want. So you

00:57:08.989 --> 00:57:12.210
just get to pick one thing, anything in the world,

00:57:12.230 --> 00:57:14.630
and I'll buy it for you. Wait, are you being

00:57:14.630 --> 00:57:17.250
serious? Yeah. You don't have to decide right

00:57:17.250 --> 00:57:19.710
now, but... Can I buy my mom a house? Oh, yeah.

00:57:19.829 --> 00:57:24.840
I'd love to. And I'll plow you all over that

00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:29.559
house. Here is a woman named Silky getting mad

00:57:29.559 --> 00:57:37.639
at Drake. I feel like this was a brilliant move

00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:39.920
by Drake to do this dating show on kick because

00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:41.679
even though he's not really into girls above

00:57:41.679 --> 00:57:49.659
the age, he's still being funny. Alright, it's

00:57:49.659 --> 00:57:52.820
one of those commentary clips. Sorry, not everything's

00:57:52.820 --> 00:57:56.550
great. uh here's blueface apologizing to navia

00:57:56.550 --> 00:58:08.670
for cheating i'm sorry i'm sorry i know yeah

00:58:08.670 --> 00:58:11.849
he's a loser his mom didn't help that situation

00:58:11.849 --> 00:58:14.670
either here's akon talking about performing in

00:58:14.670 --> 00:58:16.429
the middle east this is a funny story i didn't

00:58:16.429 --> 00:58:18.630
even think this story was true i can't say which

00:58:18.630 --> 00:58:21.070
family but for the most part it was the craziest

00:58:21.070 --> 00:58:23.909
thing because They booked me for a million dollars,

00:58:24.070 --> 00:58:27.590
right? And was like, well, we want you to perform

00:58:27.590 --> 00:58:30.769
for the family. We have this huge event and my

00:58:30.769 --> 00:58:33.769
daughter's the biggest fan. I said, okay, amazing.

00:58:33.969 --> 00:58:37.110
So we get prepared, they do everything. It was

00:58:37.110 --> 00:58:38.949
set up to where it's gonna be like, I even had

00:58:38.949 --> 00:58:42.309
a dressing room with all my condiments, everything

00:58:42.309 --> 00:58:46.550
on my rider. It was like top notch. So I go in

00:58:46.550 --> 00:58:49.409
and I'm getting ready for the show and everything

00:58:49.409 --> 00:58:52.329
else. It was interesting because I'm like, the

00:58:52.329 --> 00:58:55.030
castle is so big I don't hear any music, right?

00:58:55.289 --> 00:59:00.409
So I'm like, wow, this is huge. So they walk

00:59:00.409 --> 00:59:04.469
me to the show. They walk me to this huge hall.

00:59:06.329 --> 00:59:12.309
But there's only three chairs. Monster stage,

00:59:12.829 --> 00:59:20.010
LED lights, lasers, everything. And I'm sitting

00:59:20.010 --> 00:59:21.929
on the side of the stage waiting for my audience.

00:59:23.809 --> 00:59:29.050
No fucking way. Yo, three people came. The daughter,

00:59:29.190 --> 00:59:33.190
the son, and the wife. And she's sitting in the

00:59:33.190 --> 00:59:35.670
middle. She's just like, she just can't wait.

00:59:36.210 --> 00:59:40.309
I walk out and it's like, okay, this is my audience.

00:59:41.710 --> 00:59:46.150
Right? Wow. So I go. God, this podcast is so

00:59:46.150 --> 00:59:48.610
much better without that Indian guy from Andrew

00:59:48.610 --> 00:59:50.110
Schultz's show. What was that, a key show or

00:59:50.110 --> 00:59:52.230
whatever? Going to my show, and in the middle

00:59:52.230 --> 00:59:55.510
of it, she said, no, stop, stop. And I was like,

00:59:55.610 --> 00:59:57.730
what's going on, sweetheart? Everything okay?

00:59:57.849 --> 01:00:00.949
She's like, I want to hear Mr. Lonely. I said,

01:00:00.989 --> 01:00:02.949
that's it? She said, yes, can you just play that

01:00:02.949 --> 01:00:05.909
first? I said, okay, no problem. So we start

01:00:05.909 --> 01:00:09.510
singing Mr. Lonely. She's lonely. I miss her

01:00:09.510 --> 01:00:12.449
lonely. Right? So the song's finished. She's

01:00:12.449 --> 01:00:20.369
like, ah! Again! Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.

01:00:20.369 --> 01:00:24.269
Nah. Nah. Well, he was a scam artist for that

01:00:24.269 --> 01:00:28.190
fake city, so he got scammed. Yeah, he's ugly.

01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:31.800
An example of don't meet your heroes, even though

01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:37.380
he's got a great voice. I love that voice on

01:00:37.380 --> 01:00:44.480
Neo. Here's Piper O 'Connell talking about, I

01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:46.599
don't know. Honestly, I've never actually asked

01:00:46.599 --> 01:00:48.539
my real dad what he thinks about it. I wonder

01:00:48.539 --> 01:00:50.860
if he even knows. Yeah, he probably does, babe.

01:00:51.139 --> 01:00:55.389
But, yeah. So you almost never talk to him? No,

01:00:55.469 --> 01:00:57.989
I've never... He was never in my life, but for

01:00:57.989 --> 01:01:02.090
my 18... Oh, yeah. Just Finn stereotype of daddy

01:01:02.090 --> 01:01:07.789
issues. On his birthday, I actually got a lot

01:01:07.789 --> 01:01:09.849
of hate and backlash for this, but I kind of,

01:01:09.849 --> 01:01:11.289
like, tricked him into meeting me because he

01:01:11.289 --> 01:01:13.110
never wanted anything to do with me for my whole

01:01:13.110 --> 01:01:14.730
entire life. Anytime I tried to show him anything

01:01:14.730 --> 01:01:16.289
that I was doing, he was like, don't show me

01:01:16.289 --> 01:01:18.110
this. I don't give a... I'll meet her when she's

01:01:18.110 --> 01:01:20.530
18. And, cool, he wanted to meet me when I was

01:01:20.530 --> 01:01:21.929
18, but I didn't... Why would your dad want to

01:01:21.929 --> 01:01:24.559
wait until you're 18? What the... That's very

01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:26.860
strange. I got to agree with Adam there. And

01:01:26.860 --> 01:01:29.280
then, so I, you know, I tricked him into meeting

01:01:29.280 --> 01:01:32.539
me. I pretended to be a student of his. So he

01:01:32.539 --> 01:01:37.519
thought he was meeting up with a boy. Wow. She

01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.079
does not like her father. Reminds me of broads

01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:42.460
updated. And I walked up and I was like, hi,

01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:44.039
I'm Piper. And he looked at me. He was like.

01:01:45.449 --> 01:01:47.090
oh my god well first you didn't even know who

01:01:47.090 --> 01:01:49.429
i was yeah i was live streaming people thought

01:01:49.429 --> 01:01:51.349
i was so people really got upset with me and

01:01:51.349 --> 01:01:53.269
i understand to an extent but like when it's

01:01:53.269 --> 01:01:55.769
your own father you're an annoying broad you're

01:01:55.769 --> 01:02:01.389
gonna have a hard life uh here's bernie runner

01:02:01.389 --> 01:02:05.730
laying against the wall working on do you ever

01:02:05.730 --> 01:02:12.079
see yourself in a relationship Can you imagine

01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:14.760
Brittany Reiner's raggedy while getting into

01:02:14.760 --> 01:02:21.019
her gym? Just filming herself. I bet she's the

01:02:21.019 --> 01:02:27.599
dog of the gym. And more later than that. You

01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:33.579
know what I mean? Ever in a relationship makes

01:02:33.579 --> 01:02:39.360
it seem like I just... Life is pretty long. She's

01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:42.260
having a midlife crisis, isn't she? I feel like

01:02:42.260 --> 01:02:45.280
I remember early 90s babies having it. All the

01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:47.260
older people are like, you're too young to have

01:02:47.260 --> 01:02:51.000
it. No, I can have it whenever, bitch. Of course,

01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:54.320
I mean, I don't, look at me, I'm stumbling. I'm

01:02:54.320 --> 01:02:56.699
like, I mean, shit, I don't know. God, she got

01:02:56.699 --> 01:03:00.179
a gray rag. I don't know. God, I don't know.

01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:07.960
Ash Trevino is now being ordered to stay away

01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:11.119
from men and women with criminal records. Ah,

01:03:11.179 --> 01:03:13.980
she looks like a crazy -ass woman there. Which

01:03:13.980 --> 01:03:15.920
is interesting after authorities claim she has

01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:19.719
had relationships with 50 to 75 inmates over

01:03:19.719 --> 01:03:21.800
the past few years. According to new legal docs

01:03:21.800 --> 01:03:24.219
obtained by TMZ, the judge who decided Ash will

01:03:24.219 --> 01:03:27.199
not have to serve jail time has imposed restrictions

01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:30.380
on her newfound freedom, including who she's

01:03:30.380 --> 01:03:37.430
allowed to spend it with. Alright, damn. Representative

01:03:37.430 --> 01:03:40.349
Lauren Boebert's son is back in legal trouble.

01:03:40.530 --> 01:03:42.809
This time he's been arrested on multiple felony

01:03:42.809 --> 01:03:45.730
charges tied to the alleged exploitation of a

01:03:45.730 --> 01:03:48.329
child. 21 -year -old Tyler Boebert was arrested

01:03:48.329 --> 01:03:50.869
Sunday in Colorado with court records listing

01:03:50.869 --> 01:03:53.110
the... Yeah, you gotta be mad at your kid when

01:03:53.110 --> 01:03:55.090
this happens. ...alleged offense date as January

01:03:55.090 --> 01:04:01.449
1st, 2024. Hmm. Hmm. I'm sure somehow because

01:04:01.449 --> 01:04:04.090
Biden was in office, he'll be blamed at that

01:04:04.090 --> 01:04:07.190
time because it had not been, because it was

01:04:07.190 --> 01:04:09.389
2024. I was thinking, yeah, Biden was in office.

01:04:10.929 --> 01:04:13.130
Brittany Renner gets upset for Kevin Gates getting

01:04:13.130 --> 01:04:20.869
brought up. God, she looks smoking hot. She kind

01:04:20.869 --> 01:04:23.929
of looks like my ex. Maybe that's why I got a

01:04:23.929 --> 01:04:29.880
type of crazy roads. Yeah. So she's got this

01:04:29.880 --> 01:04:32.239
white dude, this white trash guy, because she's

01:04:32.239 --> 01:04:37.119
in Alabama, talking to her. Why do you keep talking

01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:41.260
about Kevin? Because he's not trying to get his

01:04:41.260 --> 01:04:43.579
rocks off. She's literally saying she wants to

01:04:43.579 --> 01:04:45.219
get plowed at the gym, and then this guy's like,

01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:54.079
let me just not have a chance. Wow. Because why?

01:04:56.019 --> 01:05:03.400
Why do you keep bringing him up? She's a cutie

01:05:03.400 --> 01:05:06.320
pie. That's how you're associated regardless

01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:11.380
of your own personal endeavors. Oh, for the love

01:05:11.380 --> 01:05:16.679
of God. Through individuals. Well, I've been

01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:19.380
famous long before. You're right. And long after,

01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:23.159
babe, okay? Yeah, famous for having penis in

01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:29.920
your mouth. I mean, it's fine. We all, not me,

01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:33.559
but sometimes we all need a little number. I'm

01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:35.420
just saying like, you're not that important.

01:05:35.780 --> 01:05:40.059
Not that interesting. Oh, this is called clickbait.

01:05:40.320 --> 01:05:43.079
Here's what DJ Envy said about Chris Brown. To

01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:46.760
me, to me, Chris Brown is the greatest performer

01:05:46.760 --> 01:05:49.710
ever. And people were mad that he said that instead

01:05:49.710 --> 01:05:51.849
of Michael Jackson. Hello? So you think Chris

01:05:51.849 --> 01:05:53.929
Brown's better than Michael Jackson? Yes. No.

01:05:54.090 --> 01:05:57.489
Yes. When it comes to dancing, absolutely. Yeah,

01:05:57.750 --> 01:06:00.789
I will say, I think he's better. I think Chris

01:06:00.789 --> 01:06:03.690
Brown, had he never beat up Rihanna, had he never

01:06:03.690 --> 01:06:07.550
thrown a chair, good morning America. Had he

01:06:07.550 --> 01:06:09.630
never had the stand -offs, had he never had the

01:06:09.630 --> 01:06:12.409
dog, it's all the controversy. I mean, his controversy

01:06:12.409 --> 01:06:15.829
page on Wikipedia is as long as his discography.

01:06:16.090 --> 01:06:18.210
If none of that happened, I think we would be

01:06:18.210 --> 01:06:20.809
looking at him as like how Kobe has compared

01:06:20.809 --> 01:06:24.550
to Jordan. Notice I didn't say LeBron. He's Michael

01:06:24.550 --> 01:06:28.130
Jackson on crack now. Hell yeah, he is. Okay.

01:06:33.739 --> 01:06:37.699
Here's Baby, here's Blueface and Navea driving

01:06:37.699 --> 01:06:41.380
around with cash in their hands. I can't play

01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:44.440
because it's got music. Sorry, I know it's annoying.

01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:47.659
You want to pay for my copyright? Actually, I

01:06:47.659 --> 01:06:50.500
should get a sugar. I should get, so on the Klein

01:06:50.500 --> 01:06:53.940
and Ellie show, they have a guy named Blind Charlie

01:06:53.940 --> 01:06:57.320
who's like a millionaire who got like a settlement

01:06:57.320 --> 01:06:59.619
and he like buys the show everything. It's my

01:06:59.619 --> 01:07:02.420
favorite radio show out in LA on KROQ 106 .7.

01:07:02.969 --> 01:07:05.769
I need to have a sugar daddy for the show. If

01:07:05.769 --> 01:07:08.110
you want to pay for my expenses, I won't suck

01:07:08.110 --> 01:07:10.489
you off. You don't get to do anything to my back

01:07:10.489 --> 01:07:12.590
door, but you still... That's so ridiculous.

01:07:13.090 --> 01:07:16.409
But you can still be mentioned on the show. 856

01:07:16.409 --> 01:07:19.409
-494 -6773. We're taking applications for sugar

01:07:19.409 --> 01:07:22.690
daddies. Speaking of sugar daddies, Blueface

01:07:22.690 --> 01:07:25.050
and his baby mama got into an argument. Okay,

01:07:25.050 --> 01:07:26.909
listen. I don't want to listen. I want to tell

01:07:26.909 --> 01:07:29.900
you how dumb you are. Watch this. Hey chat, y

01:07:29.900 --> 01:07:32.400
'all got the VOD from this clip? Go to the VOD

01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:35.099
and take the music off and send it to me. And

01:07:35.099 --> 01:07:36.980
when you're wrong, I want you to apologize to

01:07:36.980 --> 01:07:39.059
the whole entire world for being a dumb bitch

01:07:39.059 --> 01:07:42.460
and looking at clips. Yeah, he's got like a beast

01:07:42.460 --> 01:07:44.519
of eyes. Can you imagine being like her mom?

01:07:44.900 --> 01:07:46.800
Because her mom's written comments on videos

01:07:46.800 --> 01:07:48.280
defending her daughter. Can you imagine being

01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:51.369
her mom and like... Your daughter is obviously

01:07:51.369 --> 01:07:53.409
being a cloud chaser. She's obviously being a

01:07:53.409 --> 01:07:55.869
moron. But, like, your daughter is still your

01:07:55.869 --> 01:07:58.750
daughter. Dumb bitch. A dumb bitch. See? Y 'all

01:07:58.750 --> 01:08:00.730
see how he comes back and disrespects me? Because

01:08:00.730 --> 01:08:02.349
you just said I said something I never said.

01:08:02.349 --> 01:08:05.210
So sweet. Love it. All right. Well, you're staying

01:08:05.210 --> 01:08:07.750
there, so just shut up. At some point, it's like

01:08:07.750 --> 01:08:10.550
no one's making you be there. Neon got seduced

01:08:10.550 --> 01:08:13.090
by an 89 -year -old woman. You know you want

01:08:13.090 --> 01:08:18.220
to be on the bed with him. Are you? Mouth hug

01:08:18.220 --> 01:08:21.739
with no teeth. Perfect. Close your eyes and pretend

01:08:21.739 --> 01:08:28.279
it's Alabama. Oh, you. Oh, you. Neon is showing

01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:31.520
his little gay side there, which is fine. Here's

01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:33.720
some more arguments between Nevia and Blueface.

01:08:33.819 --> 01:08:37.199
Jesus Christ. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't

01:08:37.199 --> 01:08:40.479
do that. She's like a Teemu version of call me

01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:43.520
outside or catch me outside, bro. Why would you

01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:46.159
dump out trash just for me to pick it up? I don't

01:08:46.159 --> 01:08:50.119
know. Only thing is the catching outside girl

01:08:50.119 --> 01:08:54.199
is self -made, even though she's annoying. She

01:08:54.199 --> 01:08:57.460
has another argument between Blueface and Nivea

01:08:57.460 --> 01:09:00.680
at the park. My son turns three or four, he gonna

01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:02.819
be slapping this little nigga around like, bro,

01:09:02.859 --> 01:09:04.359
stop running to mommy. Watch your motherfucking

01:09:04.359 --> 01:09:07.640
mouth, cause here you gonna do shit. I love how

01:09:07.640 --> 01:09:13.090
she says watch your mouth. She says MF. Here's

01:09:13.090 --> 01:09:15.869
Sad Navia. I love this stuff, man. This is so

01:09:15.869 --> 01:09:21.850
parasocially unhealthy. Why me? So, the best

01:09:21.850 --> 01:09:24.670
thing I can do is just switch shit up. Man, the

01:09:24.670 --> 01:09:26.569
video editing skills in some of these videos

01:09:26.569 --> 01:09:29.630
are dreadful. I know not everybody goes to a

01:09:29.630 --> 01:09:31.869
trade school, but my God. It's like the music's

01:09:31.869 --> 01:09:38.569
so freaking loud. Here's another argument with

01:09:38.569 --> 01:09:44.609
Navia and Blueface. I love this. It's kind of

01:09:44.609 --> 01:09:46.710
getting to the point where it's not funny anymore.

01:09:46.850 --> 01:09:49.609
It's kind of a little BSM. It's got bad vibes.

01:09:54.149 --> 01:09:57.630
Here's Adam22 being interviewed by TMZ about

01:09:57.630 --> 01:10:02.989
drink. talking about, you know, Lena going on

01:10:02.989 --> 01:10:05.210
the dating show with Drake. I mean, when you

01:10:05.210 --> 01:10:07.869
finally watched the episode, what was going through

01:10:07.869 --> 01:10:11.529
your head? You know, she told me a couple of

01:10:11.529 --> 01:10:14.069
things. Like, we discussed the permission slip

01:10:14.069 --> 01:10:16.789
beforehand. So that was, like, not a surprise.

01:10:17.109 --> 01:10:19.989
But then when she threw the ring... I don't know.

01:10:20.430 --> 01:10:21.989
Yeah, you know, that's what happens when you

01:10:21.989 --> 01:10:25.090
cheat on your wife. Come on. This is what I've

01:10:25.090 --> 01:10:26.810
noticed. I've seen it with Tampa Body Radio.

01:10:26.989 --> 01:10:29.069
Cheat on your wife. And then it's like, where

01:10:29.069 --> 01:10:39.170
is my wife doing it? They got needs, too. I was

01:10:39.170 --> 01:10:48.640
not sure where he was going with that. Want our

01:10:48.640 --> 01:10:50.659
relationship right there? Like, I don't know.

01:10:50.739 --> 01:10:52.720
We ought to have a conversation about that, but

01:10:52.720 --> 01:10:54.640
ultimately, you know, that's my baby. I love

01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:58.420
her. Ah, sounds delightful. Sounds like a relationship

01:10:58.420 --> 01:11:01.600
calls a marriage. We all ought to be in. If I

01:11:01.600 --> 01:11:03.239
felt like she went a little over the line with

01:11:03.239 --> 01:11:05.239
that move. I might be doing pretty good financially

01:11:05.239 --> 01:11:08.560
these days, but I bought that ring back when

01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:10.720
money was a little bit harder to come by, you

01:11:10.720 --> 01:11:13.680
know? So it means a lot to me. Yeah, that's the

01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:17.479
thing. The relationship's about money. The hall

01:11:17.479 --> 01:11:24.039
pass, whatever. Let me look something up. Adam

01:11:24.039 --> 01:11:34.560
22 is not Jewish. He's Irish and German. Just

01:11:34.560 --> 01:11:38.960
had to check. Here is everyone's favorite bust

01:11:38.960 --> 01:11:41.979
on Joy Taylor talking about alpha males. What's

01:11:41.979 --> 01:11:44.380
an alpha male? Like you, you guys are, you guys

01:11:44.380 --> 01:11:45.960
are half the people that you had sex with to

01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:50.279
get ahead in life. Boot licking weirdo groupies.

01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:53.220
Yeah. Treating women like shit. But you do other

01:11:53.220 --> 01:11:55.859
men tell you to do it. Exactly. It's all to impress

01:11:55.859 --> 01:11:59.640
other men. Fat ass is hoping to bang her. Anything.

01:12:00.260 --> 01:12:03.319
Like if you want to talk about a sissy. All right.

01:12:03.319 --> 01:12:08.859
Dang. Sissy. The tea is, if you work in the entertainment

01:12:08.859 --> 01:12:11.979
industry, you're... You are sucking off everybody.

01:12:12.439 --> 01:12:18.079
To get ahead! Without giving head. I have really

01:12:18.079 --> 01:12:24.680
not redeeming talents. Copy hour. Copy hour.

01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:38.199
Copy hour. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour

01:12:38.199 --> 01:12:40.619
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:12:40.619 --> 01:12:45.520
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:49.260
is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And

01:12:49.260 --> 01:12:52.420
you can see that with Barack and Michelle as

01:12:52.420 --> 01:12:55.619
well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even

01:12:55.619 --> 01:13:01.279
fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:13:01.279 --> 01:13:04.239
so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's

01:13:04.239 --> 01:13:10.220
what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks

01:13:10.220 --> 01:13:13.039
like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad

01:13:13.039 --> 01:13:15.239
screen, whatever the case might be in your hand

01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:18.560
and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But

01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:21.579
also, I would love to be getting railed, but...

01:13:21.579 --> 01:13:23.840
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:13:23.840 --> 01:13:26.539
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:13:26.539 --> 01:13:29.260
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:13:29.439 --> 01:13:33.659
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:13:33.840 --> 01:13:57.140
Poppy Hour will be right back. In the day and

01:13:57.140 --> 01:14:00.100
age of the player, it's time to reveal the locality

01:14:00.100 --> 01:14:07.890
of your woman and where she like to chill. We'll

01:14:07.890 --> 01:14:28.270
see you next time. My orthopedic is heated cause

01:14:28.270 --> 01:14:30.890
I'm keeping it hot. Deep in the spot, retrieving

01:14:30.890 --> 01:14:32.970
the props. Shorty was fine, I must reveal it.

01:14:33.029 --> 01:14:35.489
She's snapping acrylics in my spine with a soft,

01:14:35.510 --> 01:14:37.989
passionate mind. At the end when I prove, what's

01:14:37.989 --> 01:14:39.890
your homie's first question when I enter the

01:14:39.890 --> 01:14:42.329
room? Where's your girl? She walked between me

01:14:42.329 --> 01:14:44.350
and my mattress. Where's your girl at? She walked

01:14:44.350 --> 01:14:46.630
between me and my springs. Yo, where's your girl?

01:14:46.750 --> 01:14:48.930
She walked between me and my mattress. And the

01:14:48.930 --> 01:14:50.869
reason for that, cause it's the player's flick

01:14:50.869 --> 01:14:53.250
ring. Where's your girl? She walked between me

01:14:53.250 --> 01:14:57.470
and my mattress. Yo, where's your girl at? She

01:14:57.470 --> 01:15:00.149
walk between me and my mattress And the reason

01:15:00.149 --> 01:15:02.149
for that, cause it's the player's click blink

01:15:02.149 --> 01:15:04.590
He ain't a gentleman, so baby ain't no need for

01:15:04.590 --> 01:15:06.729
settling Ready to break your door down because

01:15:06.729 --> 01:15:09.149
you wouldn't let him in Whenever men be trippin'

01:15:09.149 --> 01:15:10.949
at clubs, movies, and malls He'll let you kick

01:15:10.949 --> 01:15:13.109
it with your girls and threat any phone calls

01:15:13.109 --> 01:15:15.369
It shouldn't be yours, keep all the ill things

01:15:15.369 --> 01:15:18.149
he does Mad pushes and chugs when it could've

01:15:18.149 --> 01:15:21.029
been hugs or maybe a rose Baby, the story is

01:15:21.029 --> 01:15:35.159
told when he asks you for your number Where's

01:15:35.159 --> 01:15:37.680
your girl? She caught between me and my matress

01:15:37.680 --> 01:15:39.739
Where's your girl at? She caught between me and

01:15:39.739 --> 01:15:41.640
my sprints Yo, where's your girl? She caught

01:15:41.640 --> 01:15:43.939
between me and my matress And the reason for

01:15:43.939 --> 01:15:46.119
that, cause it's the player's flick thing Where's

01:15:46.119 --> 01:15:48.579
your girl? She caught between me and my matress

01:15:48.579 --> 01:15:50.680
Where's your girl at? She caught between me and

01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:52.560
my sprints Yo, where's your girl? She caught

01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:57.590
between me and my matress She heard enough of

01:15:57.590 --> 01:16:00.109
it. So she telling you that she's celibate. Homie,

01:16:00.109 --> 01:16:02.189
you're never loving it. Knowledge MC's rubbing

01:16:02.189 --> 01:16:04.789
it. Remember, kid, when you fall into situations,

01:16:05.109 --> 01:16:07.289
I be pulling numbers like all our identification.

01:16:08.050 --> 01:16:10.369
It's a thin line between yours becoming mine

01:16:10.369 --> 01:16:12.489
and I'm a earner. You treat her like she's Anna

01:16:12.489 --> 01:16:15.390
May Turner. My concern's to lead her into lavish

01:16:15.390 --> 01:16:17.649
days she's getting burnt by. Lead her into your

01:16:17.649 --> 01:16:20.729
savage ways. The average gays will reveal you're

01:16:20.729 --> 01:16:23.390
just a loser. Constant abuser. Your girl's mine

01:16:23.390 --> 01:16:25.630
if I choose her. It ain't about trying to be

01:16:25.630 --> 01:16:28.100
a player or master. I put women like Marcus Graham

01:16:28.100 --> 01:16:30.239
while displaying the facts Where's your girl?

01:16:30.420 --> 01:16:32.520
She caught between me and my mattress Where's

01:16:32.520 --> 01:16:34.720
your girl at? She caught between me and my spring

01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:36.840
Yo, where's your girl? She caught between me

01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:39.060
and my mattress And the reason for that, cause

01:16:39.060 --> 01:16:41.220
it's the player's click ring Where's your girl?

01:16:41.340 --> 01:16:43.439
She caught between me and my mattress Where's

01:16:43.439 --> 01:16:45.640
your girl at? She caught between me and my spring

01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:47.779
Yo, where's your girl? She caught between me

01:16:47.779 --> 01:16:50.000
and my mattress And the reason for that, cause

01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:55.579
it's the player's click ring Yeah, my cello is

01:16:55.739 --> 01:17:04.560
Hey. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, that was Knowledge

01:17:04.560 --> 01:17:12.119
MC. Where'd you go? From the Rescale album. Where'd

01:17:12.119 --> 01:17:16.000
you get? Ah, shit on my lap. Right on me. Ah,

01:17:16.020 --> 01:17:31.199
I'm close. Welcome to Happy Hour. There's something

01:17:31.199 --> 01:18:19.189
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

01:18:19.189 --> 01:18:27.390
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

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it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.

01:18:31.689 --> 01:19:14.699
The other stations are tuned in too. Yeah, yeah,

01:19:14.699 --> 01:19:16.250
yeah, yeah, yeah. Hoppy's on the mic, call it

01:19:16.250 --> 01:19:19.109
verbal demolition. Exposing fake lives, media's

01:19:19.109 --> 01:19:21.510
worst addiction. Idiocracy crammed, it's the

01:19:21.510 --> 01:19:24.029
brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome to

01:19:24.029 --> 01:19:27.149
Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where the truth

01:19:27.149 --> 01:19:29.329
gets aired. Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all

01:19:29.329 --> 01:19:32.130
beware. Fake lives, fake lives. Fake lives, fake

01:19:32.130 --> 01:19:34.590
drama, they choose. No talent required, it's

01:19:34.590 --> 01:19:37.810
Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where the truth

01:19:37.810 --> 01:19:39.989
gets aired. Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all

01:19:39.989 --> 01:19:42.789
beware. Fake lives, fake lives. Fake lives, fake

01:19:42.789 --> 01:19:56.760
drama, they choose. As for Kim Kardashian's bond

01:19:56.760 --> 01:20:00.159
with Lewis Hamilton, that's solid. Kim posting

01:20:00.159 --> 01:20:02.420
these new pics, but less than an hour later.

01:20:04.119 --> 01:20:08.699
Yeah, her house got broken into. Ferris were

01:20:08.699 --> 01:20:11.079
called to Kim's massive $60 million Hidden Hills

01:20:11.079 --> 01:20:13.279
mansion for a break in Sunday afternoon. That

01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:15.979
is a freaking huge house for literally being

01:20:15.979 --> 01:20:19.199
a bus zone. And one of the cars parked at the

01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:24.060
reality star's home was stolen. That sucks. Hopefully

01:20:24.060 --> 01:20:31.619
she has insurance. I'm kidding. Today on TMZ.

01:20:32.810 --> 01:20:34.649
It's a terrible day to be a Swiftie. Oh, God.

01:20:35.010 --> 01:20:39.069
This annoying freaking woman is in for Harvey.

01:20:39.149 --> 01:20:47.069
Nah, we're not doing this. Sorry. No. I should

01:20:47.069 --> 01:20:49.630
have had Charlie doing it. That girl is so freaking

01:20:49.630 --> 01:20:52.989
annoying. Nah, if she was like, oh, my God, I

01:20:52.989 --> 01:20:54.369
want to have sex with you. I mean, I'm not going

01:20:54.369 --> 01:20:59.590
to say no, but nah. We ain't doing that. Nah.

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That is no, no, no, no, no. All right, let's

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do this here. Hillary Duff pays tribute to her

01:21:12.989 --> 01:21:15.149
late ex, Aaron Carter, during her Philadelphia

01:21:15.149 --> 01:21:21.130
concert. I don't have to wear any guides. Our

01:21:21.130 --> 01:21:24.289
exes are Aaron Connery. While performing in Philadelphia

01:21:24.289 --> 01:21:27.270
on August 9th, the Disney Channel alum pays tribute

01:21:27.270 --> 01:21:29.670
to Aaron, whom she dated on and off for three

01:21:29.670 --> 01:21:32.510
years in the early aughts. For her show, the

01:21:32.510 --> 01:21:36.890
Lizzie McGuire star wears a white t -shirt featuring

01:21:36.890 --> 01:21:39.569
Aaron. The short -sleeved shirt shows a young

01:21:39.569 --> 01:21:42.729
Aaron early on in his career. Alright, poor Aaron.

01:21:42.890 --> 01:21:51.119
What a hard life. No pun intended. Kelly Clarkson

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is almost suffering a wardrobe malfunction. Oh,

01:21:54.220 --> 01:21:58.239
my God. The word wardrobe malfunction is so freaking...

01:21:58.239 --> 01:22:02.399
Unless your nipple's out or I can see your freaking

01:22:02.399 --> 01:22:06.539
twat. It's not a wardrobe malfunction. Oh, my

01:22:06.539 --> 01:22:10.760
God. I saw a little skin. Wow. Look. You hear

01:22:10.760 --> 01:22:13.399
that slapping noise? Looking at skin right now

01:22:13.399 --> 01:22:15.659
in town. It's not a wardrobe malfunction. We

01:22:15.659 --> 01:22:17.680
had her studio sessions residency at Caesar's

01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.260
Palace on August 8th. The singer speaks to the

01:22:20.260 --> 01:22:23.039
audience when her shirt suddenly starts having

01:22:23.039 --> 01:22:26.000
a mind of its own. All right. In footage shared

01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:29.159
on social media, Kelly says, There's a lot of

01:22:29.159 --> 01:22:31.000
amazing things happening. Uh -oh, there's nothing.

01:22:31.239 --> 01:22:36.020
That was nothing. It was barely her belly button.

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If she never addressed it, you would have never

01:22:41.720 --> 01:22:44.960
thought about it. You saw nothing. Martha Stewart

01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:47.680
unveils her secret ingredient to a perfect summer.

01:22:48.100 --> 01:22:50.180
I don't know. Just laying around, waiting to

01:22:50.180 --> 01:22:53.079
die. The lifestyle expert debuts an unexpected

01:22:53.079 --> 01:22:55.920
hair transformation. Trading in her signature

01:22:55.920 --> 01:23:00.399
light. Holy end of life crisis right here. Blonde

01:23:00.399 --> 01:23:03.680
locks for a rose gold pink look. There you go.

01:23:03.720 --> 01:23:06.180
There's Martha. Side check. Here's a side check.

01:23:06.699 --> 01:23:10.319
Aubrey Plaza is a mom. Part of me just feels

01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:13.520
like Christopher Abbott, she got with him way

01:23:13.520 --> 01:23:17.840
too fast. I know you have to move on after your

01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:19.739
husband kills himself, but there's just something

01:23:19.739 --> 01:23:22.060
about it that I just feel like she was with that

01:23:22.060 --> 01:23:28.800
guy before he died. There's just a vibe. Recreation

01:23:28.800 --> 01:23:30.800
alum has welcomed her and Christopher Abbott's

01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:33.439
first child together, according to photos published

01:23:33.439 --> 01:23:36.640
by TMZ. Yeah, you know, arguments with her are

01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:40.699
freaking just... God, you know they'd be annoying.

01:23:44.659 --> 01:23:46.960
Totally not because she's Puerto Rican. Matthew

01:23:46.960 --> 01:23:49.640
McConaughey is making it a family affair. The

01:23:49.640 --> 01:23:52.119
Oscar winner hit the red carpet for a special

01:23:52.119 --> 01:23:54.859
screening of his new film, The Rivals of Amaziah

01:23:54.859 --> 01:23:58.279
King. Matthew McConaughey Cinema in Austin, Texas.

01:23:58.640 --> 01:24:00.979
Matthew was joined by his wife, Camila Alves,

01:24:01.020 --> 01:24:04.220
alongside their three children, Levi. All right,

01:24:04.239 --> 01:24:06.319
so that's Nepo News, and then we got more Nepo

01:24:06.319 --> 01:24:20.899
News. What up, JoJo? Turn the dial, what you

01:24:20.899 --> 01:24:25.399
hear? Same old names every year Family ties,

01:24:25.819 --> 01:24:29.239
velvet rope Hand -me -downs with a golden hope

01:24:29.239 --> 01:24:33.199
From row seats to the same old game New face,

01:24:33.479 --> 01:24:36.600
old last name You can smell the favor in the

01:24:36.600 --> 01:24:49.890
air Why does Joseph Carmel have a radio show?

01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:15.020
Right now. Adam Sandler is stepping out with

01:25:15.020 --> 01:25:17.699
his family on the red carpet. Yeah, as much as

01:25:17.699 --> 01:25:22.159
I joke around about nine -pump babies, he seems

01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:24.659
like a good dude. Adam and Jackie Sandler step

01:25:24.659 --> 01:25:26.840
out with their daughters, 20 -year -old Sadie

01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:29.619
Sandler and 17 -year -old Sunny Sandler. The

01:25:29.619 --> 01:25:31.760
20 -year -old one's hot. 17 -year -old one is

01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:34.180
underage, so no comment. For the New York City

01:25:34.180 --> 01:25:36.079
premiere of... All right, so there's... What's

01:25:36.079 --> 01:25:39.329
going on with this woman? Leela Taylor is sharing

01:25:39.329 --> 01:25:41.850
she had a hernia repaired following a botched

01:25:41.850 --> 01:25:45.609
surgery. As a Mormon live with a hernia. That's

01:25:45.609 --> 01:26:05.869
not good. It is time for Britney Spears. Talk

01:26:05.869 --> 01:26:08.989
wild bout sex, love datin' Slay feet, sun signal,

01:26:09.090 --> 01:26:11.770
hit they equator Local boy talk like a glowing

01:26:11.770 --> 01:26:14.770
narrator Lame Lula on the grave, she a queen

01:26:14.770 --> 01:26:17.789
Her on the board, her on the screen Freeze is

01:26:17.789 --> 01:26:20.350
free, that y 'all fell for the plan Hope ain't

01:26:20.350 --> 01:26:23.329
spun by the suits, not the fans Britney News

01:26:23.329 --> 01:26:26.369
is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all got played

01:26:26.369 --> 01:26:28.829
and the story got hazy They sold you a script,

01:26:29.010 --> 01:26:30.949
y 'all caught it in Cause when the cash came

01:26:30.949 --> 01:26:33.090
first, she just gave them a blast Britney News

01:26:33.090 --> 01:26:35.600
is back, crap crazy, crazy They work the whole

01:26:35.600 --> 01:26:38.039
time. Y 'all call it amazing. Turn that down.

01:26:38.199 --> 01:26:41.960
Hoppy touch through the scam. I know. Happy Hot

01:26:41.960 --> 01:26:46.600
Topic. My eye was like down like this for like

01:26:46.600 --> 01:26:50.079
four weeks. Britney Spears wants to be given

01:26:50.079 --> 01:26:53.979
less Botox. On August 8th, the Grammy winner

01:26:53.979 --> 01:26:56.479
details her unfortunate experience with cosmetic

01:26:56.479 --> 01:26:59.939
injectables on Instagram. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotta

01:26:59.939 --> 01:27:01.899
be careful out there. But she is like a four

01:27:01.899 --> 01:27:07.100
-year -old. Hearing it left her with some regrets.

01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:14.659
That sucks. You don't like when that happens.

01:27:14.779 --> 01:27:16.159
I don't even know what that means, but it does

01:27:16.159 --> 01:27:18.180
not sound ideal. It does not sound like something

01:27:18.180 --> 01:27:21.579
I want to have happen. Oh, geez. What's going

01:27:21.579 --> 01:27:23.600
on with this annoying woman right here and her

01:27:23.600 --> 01:27:29.689
fake relationship? Oh, it's so staged. Oprah

01:27:29.689 --> 01:27:32.010
Winfrey is making a rare public appearance with

01:27:32.010 --> 01:27:34.010
Stedman Graham. I didn't even know he was still

01:27:34.010 --> 01:27:36.170
alive. The running joke, all the boomers. Oh,

01:27:36.170 --> 01:27:39.170
they're just a private couple. She's totally

01:27:39.170 --> 01:27:43.289
not gay with, you know, Gayle King. They're just

01:27:43.289 --> 01:27:46.829
a very private couple. A former daytime TV host

01:27:46.829 --> 01:27:49.310
steps out with her longtime partner for the 40th

01:27:49.310 --> 01:27:51.670
anniversary celebration of the Oprah Winfrey

01:27:51.670 --> 01:27:55.239
show. Oh, yeah. I remember... I used to sometimes

01:27:55.239 --> 01:27:57.619
pretend I was sick so I could listen to Eddie

01:27:57.619 --> 01:28:01.859
and Jova in a Chicago radio institution that

01:28:01.859 --> 01:28:03.859
got me into radio, and I would pretend to be

01:28:03.859 --> 01:28:05.800
sick so I didn't have to go to school, usually

01:28:05.800 --> 01:28:10.239
when my dad was going to school. So my mom, the

01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:11.819
punishment, though, was like my mom would have

01:28:11.819 --> 01:28:14.479
Oprah on on ABC7. I was like, God, she doesn't

01:28:14.479 --> 01:28:16.699
know me. Marking the couple's first appearance

01:28:16.699 --> 01:28:22.229
in nearly a decade. Where's Harvey Weinstein,

01:28:22.310 --> 01:28:24.630
your best friend? During the event at Navy Pier

01:28:24.630 --> 01:28:27.369
in Chicago, the two spent quality time with former...

01:28:27.369 --> 01:28:31.449
The name of the Instagram account is TheChefArtSmith,

01:28:31.510 --> 01:28:36.810
but it looks like TheChefFartSmith. Workers and

01:28:36.810 --> 01:28:39.810
friends with food by Chef Art Smith's restaurant...

01:28:39.810 --> 01:28:43.350
Fart Smith. Union. I bet that food made everyone

01:28:43.350 --> 01:28:45.689
fart some of those. Oprah says in a video shared

01:28:45.689 --> 01:28:47.750
to the restaurant's Instagram account, while

01:28:47.750 --> 01:28:50.670
Art and Stedman hold up a massive pile tie with

01:28:50.670 --> 01:28:54.409
chicken wings, hey, Art's fried chicken. Just

01:28:54.409 --> 01:28:59.170
a walking stereotype. Totally not really in love

01:28:59.170 --> 01:29:01.810
with Gail King. They're just friends. They hang

01:29:01.810 --> 01:29:07.699
out more than they do with their husbands. Brad

01:29:07.699 --> 01:29:09.859
Pitt is sharing insight into a dark personal

01:29:09.859 --> 01:29:12.560
struggle. During an interview with Esquire, published

01:29:12.560 --> 01:29:15.140
August 10th, the F1 star... It's got to suck

01:29:15.140 --> 01:29:18.220
on your conscience that you're a deadbeat then.

01:29:18.840 --> 01:29:22.039
Mm -hmm. ...are details that he experienced suicidal

01:29:22.039 --> 01:29:25.319
ideation that shifted his perspective on mental

01:29:25.319 --> 01:29:29.140
health. All right. Yeah. We're all going to feel

01:29:29.140 --> 01:29:33.340
bad for him. Mm -hmm. Kate Beckinsale is pushing

01:29:33.340 --> 01:29:37.229
back against comments about her appearance. Jesus

01:29:37.229 --> 01:29:40.689
Christ. If you were commenting online about what

01:29:40.689 --> 01:29:43.789
Kate Beckinsale looks like, not only are you

01:29:43.789 --> 01:29:46.789
a loser, but you're a liar and a failure. Just

01:29:46.789 --> 01:29:49.329
before wiping her Instagram account off. Oh,

01:29:49.329 --> 01:29:52.149
that's our punishment. You say something mean

01:29:52.149 --> 01:29:54.010
and then she gets in her head and deletes it.

01:29:54.050 --> 01:29:56.460
Why would you do that to us? You know we learn.

01:29:57.180 --> 01:30:00.340
Of all posts, the Pearl Harbor actress addressed

01:30:00.340 --> 01:30:03.340
online criticism about her weight and shared

01:30:03.340 --> 01:30:07.319
screenshots of messages. Baby, okay, listen to

01:30:07.319 --> 01:30:11.520
me. I care about you. I'm very attracted to you.

01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:15.920
I love older women. I'm going to tell you. Those

01:30:15.920 --> 01:30:18.239
are haters. Those are losers that would never

01:30:18.239 --> 01:30:21.220
say it to your face. It drives them nuts how

01:30:21.220 --> 01:30:25.140
pretty you are and how little a chance they have

01:30:25.140 --> 01:30:28.609
with you. She'd received online. And in August

01:30:28.609 --> 01:30:32.149
8th, Instagram story Beckinsale reflected on

01:30:32.149 --> 01:30:34.550
the reason she decided to take several months

01:30:34.550 --> 01:30:37.289
away from social media. You take a break from

01:30:37.289 --> 01:30:39.869
Instagram for several months following the death

01:30:39.869 --> 01:30:42.149
of your mother. Delete. Yeah, it seems a little

01:30:42.149 --> 01:30:44.949
not ideal to have the death of a mom. All of

01:30:44.949 --> 01:30:48.170
your posts unexplained in some considerable detail,

01:30:48.350 --> 01:30:51.369
including the fact that weight loss is one of

01:30:51.369 --> 01:30:54.630
the very first physical signs of bereavement.

01:30:55.079 --> 01:30:57.779
I'm sorry, baby, but again, you're giving it

01:30:57.779 --> 01:30:59.619
all attention. No one would have thought about

01:30:59.619 --> 01:31:02.640
it. I have horrible people say horrible things

01:31:02.640 --> 01:31:06.000
to me. I occasionally read it if I'm feeling

01:31:06.000 --> 01:31:08.619
confident, usually after working out. But you

01:31:08.619 --> 01:31:11.479
can't read it. You're Kate freaking Beckinsale.

01:31:12.479 --> 01:31:16.140
And you're letting the haters get to you, baby?

01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:20.380
Come on. You're better than that. I can't play

01:31:20.380 --> 01:31:22.800
it, but there was a clown of Usher at another

01:31:22.800 --> 01:31:26.399
stage. Sorry. It's got the music. Well, it is

01:31:26.399 --> 01:31:28.100
a brand new week, and you guessed it. Brand new

01:31:28.100 --> 01:31:30.680
records continue to roll in. Whatever. I don't

01:31:30.680 --> 01:31:32.880
care. Spider -Man broke the record. Yippee -ki

01:31:32.880 --> 01:31:36.279
-yay. 856 -49 -HAPPY. We're getting a little

01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:38.659
cranky. In about an hour, we're going to be doing

01:31:38.659 --> 01:31:41.880
a good thing here. Usually, we're just smack

01:31:41.880 --> 01:31:45.479
talking. And by the way, if you're listening

01:31:45.479 --> 01:31:47.479
in Fresno, check it out on the Happy Hour feed.

01:31:48.520 --> 01:31:50.859
Or maybe I should attach it to the 6 a .m. hour.

01:31:51.000 --> 01:31:53.829
We'll figure it out. Actually, that's what I'll

01:31:53.829 --> 01:31:57.369
do. All right, so that it's already aired. This

01:31:57.369 --> 01:31:59.569
is pre -recorded. This is so confusing. Okay,

01:31:59.649 --> 01:32:01.329
so what you're listening to was recorded the

01:32:01.329 --> 01:32:03.229
day before, and this is airing 8 to 10 a .m.,

01:32:03.229 --> 01:32:05.590
but I do about two and a half hours of the show,

01:32:05.630 --> 01:32:07.130
and it's called Garbage Time. It doesn't air

01:32:07.130 --> 01:32:09.510
in Fresno. It does not air in Han, 9, and 7.

01:32:10.210 --> 01:32:12.550
And today, we're having the Big Gay Radio Show

01:32:12.550 --> 01:32:15.430
on with Esme Russell and Chris Gorman to talk

01:32:15.430 --> 01:32:18.350
about trans rights, because Florida's being a

01:32:18.350 --> 01:32:21.810
little crazy. And that will be in the 6 a .m.

01:32:21.810 --> 01:32:23.810
hour, which means you've already heard it. I'm

01:32:23.810 --> 01:32:26.489
getting confused. We're going to move on. Oh,

01:32:26.489 --> 01:32:30.529
jeez. That just describes that sequence of talking.

01:32:37.609 --> 01:32:47.079
I can't listen to this. It's going to talk about

01:32:47.079 --> 01:32:51.340
Blueface and Christiane hooking up. Rick Ross

01:32:51.340 --> 01:32:53.140
now has a girlfriend. The problem with those

01:32:53.140 --> 01:32:58.100
videos, I like the urban news, but my God. Sounds

01:32:58.100 --> 01:33:01.939
stupid. Bella Thorne is shaking up the Spring

01:33:01.939 --> 01:33:05.060
Breakers sequel. Oh, my God. That is going to

01:33:05.060 --> 01:33:09.899
be a good movie. Remember that album cover? Oh,

01:33:09.899 --> 01:33:13.239
my God. Freaking Vanessa Hudgens looked so hot.

01:33:13.710 --> 01:33:15.890
Disney Channel alum is set to write, direct,

01:33:16.029 --> 01:33:18.149
and star in the upcoming spring. Oh, my God.

01:33:18.250 --> 01:33:24.550
I'm going to do it. Okay. Give me five. It has

01:33:24.550 --> 01:33:27.130
loaded off on the screen. All right, whatever.

01:33:27.210 --> 01:33:28.510
So Bella Thorne is going to be in the movie.

01:33:29.550 --> 01:33:33.649
It has on the screen the cover to the movie.

01:33:37.729 --> 01:33:41.729
It has the cover to the movie, which is a great

01:33:41.729 --> 01:33:57.149
movie. I'll be right back. I can see why John

01:33:57.149 --> 01:33:59.270
Brennan didn't like this show. It was so boring.

01:34:00.460 --> 01:34:02.840
I literally, like, froze. Dylan Sprouse reveals

01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:05.159
that a surprising encounter with two Hollywood

01:34:05.159 --> 01:34:08.659
icons made him quit smoking altogether. The Suite

01:34:08.659 --> 01:34:11.039
Life of Zack and Cody alum tells the story of

01:34:11.039 --> 01:34:13.319
how he and his wife, Barbara Palvin, met late

01:34:13.319 --> 01:34:16.079
filmmaker David Lynch in a visit to the Not Skinny

01:34:16.079 --> 01:34:18.340
But Not Fat podcast. People that listen to...

01:34:18.340 --> 01:34:21.960
Listen to... August 4th. All right, there we

01:34:21.960 --> 01:34:27.600
go. No more Brad Pitt news. I can't handle it.

01:34:27.760 --> 01:34:30.520
Never even thought he was that interesting. Ah,

01:34:30.779 --> 01:34:34.380
what do we got here? Goldie Hawn is making 80

01:34:34.380 --> 01:34:37.319
the new 20. And her daughter Kate Hudson's Instagram

01:34:37.319 --> 01:34:40.579
post shared August 4th. The actress dances around

01:34:40.579 --> 01:34:43.260
with pure joy in a black bathing suit holding

01:34:43.260 --> 01:34:46.920
a massive bottle of wine. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't

01:34:46.920 --> 01:34:53.680
care what's going on all night. As everybody

01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:57.560
knows, it is a listener of Happy Hour. Everybody's

01:34:57.560 --> 01:35:05.189
aware I love my cooners. It's kind of my thing.

01:35:06.930 --> 01:35:10.010
The shenanigans were in a European family getaway,

01:35:10.029 --> 01:35:12.729
and in the background, a voice can be heard hyping

01:35:12.729 --> 01:35:15.590
up Goldie, saying, there she goes, there she

01:35:15.590 --> 01:35:18.289
goes, there she goes. All right, there she goes,

01:35:18.449 --> 01:35:23.739
I guess. Right on to Ryan, happy as well. Food

01:35:23.739 --> 01:35:26.420
production company Taylor Farms back in the spotlight.

01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:28.800
They're pulling products, more of them made with

01:35:28.800 --> 01:35:32.340
jalapenos. I don't even like jalapenos. If I

01:35:32.340 --> 01:35:34.819
have it on like Mexican food, not only am I farting

01:35:34.819 --> 01:35:40.880
all night. The other problem is the fact that

01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:46.000
you drink a lot of soda to wash it down. she's

01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:48.359
like dad don't go and she's bawling and she doesn't

01:35:48.359 --> 01:35:50.380
usually do that she's like the roof's gonna come

01:35:50.380 --> 01:35:52.819
off and i'm like what is she talking about that's

01:35:52.819 --> 01:35:55.399
travis barker recalling his daughter alabama's

01:35:55.399 --> 01:35:58.319
chilling warning that is a very strange warning

01:35:58.319 --> 01:35:59.859
it's also weird to think that she was a toddler

01:35:59.859 --> 01:36:02.340
when he had that crash in 09 just hours before

01:36:02.340 --> 01:36:04.920
a flight that would end in a fiery plane crash

01:36:04.920 --> 01:36:08.520
leaving him one of only two survivors that sucks

01:36:08.520 --> 01:36:12.939
what's here Congratulations are also in order

01:36:12.939 --> 01:36:15.180
for Jon Hamm, who's going to be a first -time

01:36:15.180 --> 01:36:19.159
dad at 55. How is married life? How's it been

01:36:19.159 --> 01:36:21.920
so far? So far, so good. It's okay. I'm doing

01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:24.039
well. I'm having sex. I'm going to have a kid.

01:36:24.600 --> 01:36:28.260
But the problem, dude, is the fact that I'm kind

01:36:28.260 --> 01:36:30.539
of whipped, you know? I don't really hold any

01:36:30.539 --> 01:36:39.220
power. It's been fantastic. We got married in

01:36:39.220 --> 01:36:41.340
June. It's good. It's good. Gotta keep moving.

01:36:41.720 --> 01:36:44.159
The two met while filming the Mad Men finale

01:36:44.159 --> 01:36:47.479
back in 2014. Ah, yeah, you know, he's plowing

01:36:47.479 --> 01:36:52.520
air on the scent. Be quiet. Be quiet. All right,

01:36:52.539 --> 01:36:53.800
we're going to go to Washington now. President

01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:56.260
Trump is saying there was, quote, some contractor

01:36:56.260 --> 01:36:59.960
error done by rushing that reflecting pool job.

01:37:01.279 --> 01:37:03.439
We've got investigative reporter Olivia Rubin,

01:37:03.460 --> 01:37:05.739
who has been all over this from the very beginning.

01:37:05.939 --> 01:37:07.939
Olivia, it is good to see you. So what else is

01:37:07.939 --> 01:37:10.079
the president saying? Great to see you, Gio.

01:37:10.140 --> 01:37:12.079
Well, this is a concession from President Trump,

01:37:12.159 --> 01:37:14.840
acknowledging that there were some issues with

01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:17.579
the contractor who did this so -called repainting

01:37:17.579 --> 01:37:20.199
of the pool. But critically, Gio, President Trump

01:37:20.199 --> 01:37:23.020
is downplaying how significant it was he said

01:37:23.020 --> 01:37:26.760
the contractor error was essentially inconsequential

01:37:26.760 --> 01:37:29.539
and in that very same social media post he doubled

01:37:29.539 --> 01:37:32.739
down on allegations that that former olympian

01:37:32.739 --> 01:37:35.939
david hearn was a vandal at the pool even though

01:37:35.939 --> 01:37:38.920
as we have covered in disgustio uh his own u

01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:42.140
.s attorney janine piro has said the uh so that's

01:37:42.140 --> 01:37:43.800
why i didn't like janine but he's a freaking

01:37:43.800 --> 01:37:48.649
loser Welcome back this morning. These wildfires

01:37:48.649 --> 01:37:51.250
are burning across North America and Canada.

01:37:51.409 --> 01:37:54.130
More than 20 ,000 people were forced to evacuate

01:37:54.130 --> 01:37:56.729
over the weekend. In the U .S., wildfires across

01:37:56.729 --> 01:37:58.829
the... Alright, the road's ending. We have a

01:37:58.829 --> 01:38:00.130
new segment because there's a lot of news about

01:38:00.130 --> 01:38:02.390
Jenna Bush Hager and I don't want people to forget

01:38:02.390 --> 01:38:05.130
how awful George Bush was. So here is a new song

01:38:05.130 --> 01:38:13.270
called Jenna Bush is a Nepo Baby. And it's about

01:38:13.270 --> 01:38:15.130
how we can't forget that George Bush was awful.

01:38:18.689 --> 01:38:21.750
Welcome to the show, I ain't on the dial Jenna

01:38:21.750 --> 01:38:24.270
got the name, yeah, she born with the aisle Bush

01:38:24.270 --> 01:38:27.050
in the blood, that old family line Door already

01:38:27.050 --> 01:38:29.890
open, she ain't need to climb We see the papers,

01:38:30.010 --> 01:38:33.029
we know the last name Go play the entrance, same

01:38:33.029 --> 01:38:35.930
old game You can call it luck, I call it the

01:38:35.930 --> 01:38:38.029
lane When your first step lands where the rest

01:38:38.029 --> 01:38:41.149
can't hold Hold up, don't blink, stay real clear

01:38:41.149 --> 01:38:48.729
Who got the shine and why they here? In the crowd

01:38:48.729 --> 01:38:55.609
We can see the same old names on the market Don't

01:38:55.609 --> 01:39:01.750
forget Not done yet We remember what he did We

01:39:01.750 --> 01:39:05.770
remember kid by kid And George made a mess on

01:39:05.770 --> 01:39:08.649
the whole wide map War talk lies and the deep,

01:39:08.729 --> 01:39:11.789
deep crap Can't let history get dressed up clean

01:39:11.789 --> 01:39:14.890
Oil on the hands and a polished machine People

01:39:14.890 --> 01:39:26.449
pay prices when the power Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

01:39:27.189 --> 01:39:51.100
Hey! Remember, kid by kid Turn the paper, keep

01:39:51.100 --> 01:39:54.380
the facts Put the gloss on, steal the cracks

01:39:54.380 --> 01:39:58.199
If the surname opens every door Then the people

01:39:58.199 --> 01:40:41.130
ask for something more Well everybody kept saying

01:40:41.130 --> 01:40:43.989
like I'm like, I'm not Jenna's keeper. Where's

01:40:43.989 --> 01:40:48.710
Jenna? Jenna's an annoying brun. Hager is revealing

01:40:48.710 --> 01:40:51.510
the beautiful reason behind her partial absence

01:40:51.510 --> 01:40:54.270
from the Today Show. Although the co - They finally

01:40:54.270 --> 01:40:57.350
put tape over her dad's mouth. The host of the

01:40:57.350 --> 01:40:59.550
show's fourth hour typically makes appearances

01:40:59.550 --> 01:41:02.409
throughout today's multi -hour broadcast. She

01:41:02.409 --> 01:41:04.750
was noticeably missing from the August 10th episode

01:41:04.750 --> 01:41:06.750
right up in - God, she is hot. I can't deny.

01:41:07.289 --> 01:41:09.350
until the start of Today with Jenna and Chanel.

01:41:09.649 --> 01:41:11.949
But don't fret, Jenna was busy making her way

01:41:11.949 --> 01:41:14.829
back to New York after celebrating a major family

01:41:14.829 --> 01:41:18.649
event. Well, I'm straight off a flight because

01:41:18.649 --> 01:41:23.010
I was in Maine with my family and my little nephew

01:41:23.010 --> 01:41:28.329
got baptized. Ah, God's fake, sorry. Time for

01:41:28.329 --> 01:41:33.189
Amanda Knox news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! Woo!

01:41:33.430 --> 01:41:38.279
Hey, hey! In the room, room, room, room, yeah

01:41:38.279 --> 01:41:49.800
In my room, room, room, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:41:49.960 --> 01:41:53.600
yeah, yeah Step in the booth, give brand for

01:41:53.600 --> 01:41:56.220
the truth You laugh too loud, but the facts stay

01:41:56.220 --> 01:41:59.380
true Talk big game and you shift that face. But

01:41:59.380 --> 01:42:01.819
the whole room knows that the story got wasted.

01:42:01.880 --> 01:42:05.279
You can't try your way out. Can't smile, can't

01:42:05.279 --> 01:42:07.680
clown, can't talk over doubt. Every line you

01:42:07.680 --> 01:42:10.300
say just digs that hole. And the crowd wants

01:42:10.300 --> 01:42:13.119
blow when you play that role. So stay that grin.

01:42:14.239 --> 01:42:18.479
Don't spin that spin. If you did that dirt, then

01:42:18.479 --> 01:42:23.380
you wear that stain. Say it plain. Can't stop.

01:42:24.180 --> 01:42:43.819
You don't get out by acting foolish. Out Jace.

01:42:50.760 --> 01:42:53.220
This morning, the former boyfriend of Amanda

01:42:53.220 --> 01:42:56.079
Knox is speaking out about the new controversy

01:42:56.079 --> 01:43:00.380
surrounding Knox. Can you imagine if everything

01:43:00.380 --> 01:43:03.239
that Amanda Knox did, if a man did it, and then

01:43:03.239 --> 01:43:06.300
he started becoming a comedian, oh, he'd be crucified

01:43:06.300 --> 01:43:11.520
with a semi six out of ten pretty female. Shut

01:43:11.520 --> 01:43:15.260
up. The two were convicted, then later acquitted

01:43:15.260 --> 01:43:17.819
in the murder and sexual assault of Knox's foreign

01:43:17.819 --> 01:43:20.359
exchange roommate, Meredith Kircher. You just

01:43:20.359 --> 01:43:22.960
look at Amanda Knox in those eyes. She's just

01:43:22.960 --> 01:43:25.659
a crazy woman. Not in a fun way, even though

01:43:25.659 --> 01:43:28.460
I bet she's good in bed. In Italy 19 years ago.

01:43:28.899 --> 01:43:32.960
Now, Knox... That was 19... Jesus Christ. Time

01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:37.380
has flown! And now she's having her midlife crisis

01:43:37.380 --> 01:43:40.319
to be a hack comedian, dumb woman. Fox is back

01:43:40.319 --> 01:43:43.140
in the spotlight, hosting a one -woman comedy

01:43:43.140 --> 01:43:46.359
show. I'm going to have one person in the crowd.

01:43:46.439 --> 01:43:48.859
If anybody goes and doesn't get free tickets

01:43:48.859 --> 01:43:51.270
from a local radio show, you're a loser. I've

01:43:51.270 --> 01:43:54.689
been trapped in a tragedy box. Yeah, because

01:43:54.689 --> 01:43:58.029
you're a terrible person. The show opened Friday

01:43:58.029 --> 01:44:01.449
in Scotland to a sold -out crowd. Oh, wow. We

01:44:01.449 --> 01:44:05.510
are living in the times of idiotics. And runs

01:44:05.510 --> 01:44:08.970
through August 17th. The title refers to claims

01:44:08.970 --> 01:44:11.470
that Knox did cartwheels in the police station

01:44:11.470 --> 01:44:14.609
after Kircher's death. Yeah, I could see her

01:44:14.609 --> 01:44:19.619
doing that. She's a sociopath. She gets away

01:44:19.619 --> 01:44:21.640
with this bad behavior because she's a female.

01:44:21.939 --> 01:44:24.840
Referencing how I was wrongly vilified. No, you

01:44:24.840 --> 01:44:27.520
were equally vilified. You wouldn't get vilified

01:44:27.520 --> 01:44:30.420
even more because it was essentially early social

01:44:30.420 --> 01:44:34.359
media, honey. Shut up. In the murder of Meredith.

01:44:34.560 --> 01:44:37.279
The show is billed as a woman juggling motherhood

01:44:37.279 --> 01:44:40.199
and the aftermath of a wrongful imprisonment.

01:44:40.340 --> 01:44:44.600
You know what, honey? Enjoy it. But at least

01:44:44.600 --> 01:44:46.880
we don't, whoever's listening to me or me talking,

01:44:47.060 --> 01:44:49.000
we don't have to look ourselves in the mirror

01:44:49.000 --> 01:44:51.359
and go, man, we're a washed up hag having a midlife

01:44:51.359 --> 01:45:09.289
crisis with no talent. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com.

01:45:09.329 --> 01:45:11.609
The hour will be right back. You probably had

01:45:11.609 --> 01:45:14.729
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:45:14.989 --> 01:45:20.729
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

01:45:20.729 --> 01:45:23.550
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:45:23.550 --> 01:45:26.689
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:45:26.829 --> 01:45:32.609
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:45:32.609 --> 01:45:35.819
was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's

01:45:35.819 --> 01:45:41.840
what real women need. Stop cussing. And it looks

01:45:41.840 --> 01:45:44.619
like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad

01:45:44.619 --> 01:45:46.819
screen, whatever the case might be in your hand

01:45:46.819 --> 01:45:50.119
and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But

01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:53.000
also, I would love to be getting railed. But

01:45:53.000 --> 01:45:55.420
as a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:45:55.420 --> 01:45:58.100
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:45:58.100 --> 01:46:00.840
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.

01:46:00.960 --> 01:46:03.500
So stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press

01:46:03.500 --> 01:46:07.279
this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:46:07.340 --> 01:46:10.579
Hoppy Hour will be right back. We're going long

01:46:10.579 --> 01:46:16.060
today because we have the feed of the big gay

01:46:16.060 --> 01:46:19.520
radio show calling in a Hoppy Hour. And also,

01:46:19.699 --> 01:46:22.210
I don't know. There's just no reason. to do two

01:46:22.210 --> 01:46:23.989
episodes and upload two. So I'm going to end

01:46:23.989 --> 01:46:26.470
up recording on here. I don't know why I'm telling

01:46:26.470 --> 01:46:27.989
you all this. It doesn't matter. Especially people

01:46:27.989 --> 01:46:30.109
in Fresno. We've got 14 minutes left. So we're

01:46:30.109 --> 01:46:32.229
going to do Hoppy's Hoops to end the Fresno feed.

01:46:32.510 --> 01:46:34.189
And we're going to play this song by a basketball

01:46:34.189 --> 01:46:36.810
player named Stretch One. He was very good in

01:46:36.810 --> 01:46:38.949
Chicago. That was his nickname. And he had this

01:46:38.949 --> 01:46:42.350
song about basketball called Real Players. And

01:46:42.350 --> 01:46:44.529
since we have Hoppy's Hoops coming up, I thought

01:46:44.529 --> 01:46:47.210
this would be the perfect song to get everybody

01:46:47.210 --> 01:47:13.699
in the mood. So I'll let it go. Thank you. Some

01:47:13.699 --> 01:47:15.020
players are made to play the game and born with

01:47:15.020 --> 01:47:17.079
a heart. Some players can practice forever and

01:47:17.079 --> 01:47:19.020
still never start. Some players are great at

01:47:19.020 --> 01:47:21.859
practice, but when the lights come on, can you

01:47:21.859 --> 01:47:24.020
hit the shot when it counts? When there's a loose

01:47:24.020 --> 01:47:26.439
ball, will you go all out? Tough enough to get

01:47:26.439 --> 01:47:28.560
the rebound, block your man out. Don't hesitate

01:47:28.560 --> 01:47:30.479
to take a charge, cause you know it's gonna hurt.

01:47:30.579 --> 01:47:32.800
Well, you better win the game, cause losing hurts

01:47:32.800 --> 01:47:35.039
worse. Cause losing hurts worse, man. Losing

01:47:35.039 --> 01:47:37.579
hurts worse. Losing hurts worse, man. Losing

01:47:37.579 --> 01:47:39.880
hurts worse. Ain't nothing better than a crosstown

01:47:39.880 --> 01:47:42.239
rivalry. Ain't nothing worse when a player puts

01:47:42.239 --> 01:48:13.199
the eye We'll be right back. We ain't came here

01:48:13.199 --> 01:48:15.600
for nothing. Preseason workouts, how fast my

01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:17.640
heart was pumping. Get up in the morning, how

01:48:17.640 --> 01:48:20.079
bad my body's hurting. And still go to class,

01:48:20.119 --> 01:48:21.880
and still continue learning. When it comes to

01:48:21.880 --> 01:48:24.319
basketball, I turn my cell phone off. Go to bed

01:48:24.319 --> 01:48:26.800
by 11, get dressed for the ball. All it takes

01:48:26.800 --> 01:48:29.279
is a second, and then you lost. That's how bad

01:48:29.279 --> 01:48:31.420
I want to go to the tournament, y 'all. That's

01:48:31.420 --> 01:48:33.619
how bad I want to go to the tournament, y 'all.

01:48:33.779 --> 01:48:35.720
Real players are made to play the game and born

01:48:35.720 --> 01:48:37.720
with a heart. Some players can practice forever

01:48:37.720 --> 01:48:39.760
and still never stop. Some players are great

01:48:39.760 --> 01:48:42.630
at practice, but when the lights come on, When

01:48:42.630 --> 01:48:44.630
you hit the shot, when it come, when there's

01:48:44.630 --> 01:48:46.949
a loose ball, when you go all out, tough enough

01:48:46.949 --> 01:48:49.270
to get the rebound, block your man out, don't

01:48:49.270 --> 01:48:51.050
hesitate to take the call, cause you know it's

01:48:51.050 --> 01:48:53.189
gon' hurt you, you better win the game, cause

01:48:53.189 --> 01:48:55.250
losing hurts worse, cause losing hurts worse,

01:48:55.510 --> 01:48:57.369
cause losing hurts worse, cause losing hurts

01:48:57.369 --> 01:49:15.500
worse. We'll be right back. If you got fear,

01:49:15.600 --> 01:49:18.039
be a man, suck it up. Pissing in your pants,

01:49:18.180 --> 01:49:20.319
be a coward, then bounce. We ain't got time to

01:49:20.319 --> 01:49:22.960
lose, plus every point counts. All in together,

01:49:23.159 --> 01:49:25.359
be down like the South. What happens when your

01:49:25.359 --> 01:49:27.140
leading scorer's going through a drought and

01:49:27.140 --> 01:49:29.020
you can't get no calls and all the ones on you

01:49:29.020 --> 01:49:31.279
will fall? Bands get so hyped, man, I can't even

01:49:31.279 --> 01:49:33.180
hear my thoughts. They go, sit your ass down,

01:49:33.279 --> 01:49:35.239
man, you about to get tossed. I mean, that's

01:49:35.239 --> 01:49:37.920
what basketball's all about. Overcoming odds

01:49:37.920 --> 01:49:39.699
with opponents got you down for the count. Now

01:49:39.699 --> 01:49:41.840
here you elevate your game, cause almost uncount.

01:49:42.000 --> 01:49:43.859
We need a three -point play that's gonna bring

01:49:43.859 --> 01:49:46.520
down Ice water in your veins or your free throws

01:49:46.520 --> 01:49:49.600
clutch Don't be scared, if it goes in, you win

01:49:49.600 --> 01:49:52.140
But if you miss, the whole crowd's gonna hiss

01:49:52.140 --> 01:49:54.899
Win or lose, a moment that you never forget When

01:49:54.899 --> 01:49:56.819
it comes to basketball, I'll turn my cell phone

01:49:56.819 --> 01:49:59.960
off Get to bed by 11, get rest for tomorrow All

01:49:59.960 --> 01:50:02.100
it takes is just a second, and then you lost

01:50:02.100 --> 01:50:04.220
That's how bad I wanna go to the tournament,

01:50:04.319 --> 01:50:06.640
y 'all All it takes is just a second, and then

01:50:06.640 --> 01:50:09.279
you lost That's how bad I wanna go to the tournament,

01:50:09.340 --> 01:50:11.420
y 'all All the players are made to play the game

01:50:11.420 --> 01:50:13.689
and born with awe Some players can practice forever

01:50:13.689 --> 01:50:15.789
and still never start. Some players are great

01:50:15.789 --> 01:50:18.609
at practice. But when the lights come on, and

01:50:18.609 --> 01:50:20.670
you hit the shot when it comes. When there's

01:50:20.670 --> 01:50:22.949
a loose ball, when you go all out. Tough enough

01:50:22.949 --> 01:50:25.210
to get the rebound, block your man out. Don't

01:50:25.210 --> 01:50:27.069
hesitate to take it hard, cause you know it's

01:50:27.069 --> 01:50:29.189
gonna hurt. When you better win the game, cause

01:50:29.189 --> 01:50:31.270
losing hurts worse. Cause losing hurts worse,

01:50:31.369 --> 01:50:33.770
man. Losing hurts worse. Losing hurts worse,

01:50:33.850 --> 01:50:39.949
man. Losing hurts worse. All you real players.

01:50:51.899 --> 01:50:56.600
And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy

01:50:56.600 --> 01:51:02.399
on Fresno's Hot 97. If the movie Project X was

01:51:02.399 --> 01:51:05.140
a radio show, it would be Hoppy Hour with Ryan

01:51:05.140 --> 01:51:18.510
Hoppy. In your heart, you know where you are

01:51:18.510 --> 01:51:21.130
going. And now for something completely different.

01:51:22.770 --> 01:52:15.250
Door is closing. Door is closing. Ladies and

01:52:15.250 --> 01:52:19.350
gentlemen, here it is, the most listened to radio

01:52:19.350 --> 01:52:22.270
show on the planet, even the other stations are

01:52:22.270 --> 01:53:07.409
tuned in too. Yo, yo Yo, yo All right, so...

01:53:08.849 --> 01:53:12.010
Lamont Hollywood, formerly of the Lamont & Tonelli

01:53:12.010 --> 01:53:16.350
Show, was laid off after 24 years at 107 .7 The

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Bone out there in San Francisco. One of my favorite

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memories is, obviously, I used to work at 102

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.5 The Bone. And I told him I worked at The Bone

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when I was talking to him at this private party.

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And he was like, wait, wait, wait. This was at

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the morning show boot camp. I think it was 2017

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or 18. He was like, man, it was a bougie room.

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And I was like, I work at The Bone. And he's

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like, wait, wait, wait. I've never seen you around.

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I'm like, no, I work at 102 .5 The Bone. So we

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always had that kind of bond. He's a good guy.

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And he got laid off by Cumulus, who I don't understand.

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I just don't want to hear radio anymore go, where's

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all the talent? And then they're laying him off

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to save $2. He said the suits in corporate headquarters

01:53:59.359 --> 01:54:02.399
treat a radio station like a spreadsheet, completely

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blind to the fact that radio is built on an authentic

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human connection, community trust, and undeniable

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personality. He said they are gutting local newsrooms

01:54:11.239 --> 01:54:14.100
and replacing them with AI. They think that they

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can algorithmically automate decades of local

01:54:18.619 --> 01:54:22.359
trust, local flavor, and real intimacy with a

01:54:22.359 --> 01:54:25.560
community. When companies get the very voices

01:54:25.560 --> 01:54:27.819
they give a station its identity, they destroy

01:54:27.819 --> 01:54:31.479
it by getting rid of it and push listeners away.

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It's very true. He said he will be doing things

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online. I just never want to hear a radio go,

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why don't people listen? It's like, well, you're

01:54:41.640 --> 01:54:43.500
getting rid of the people that listen just so

01:54:43.500 --> 01:54:46.659
that the CEOs have money for a bonus. Screw you.

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Yo, Brian Harvey on the beat, bringing down the

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scenes, NBA. Oh, we got about five minutes left

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on this Fresno scene. So, Luka Doncic's ex wants

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millions of dollars. Of course she does. James

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Harden's gun case was dismissed. Enos Cantor

01:55:23.880 --> 01:55:29.699
wants to do the WNBA draft. Sophie Cunningham

01:55:29.699 --> 01:55:36.789
and And Dijon Mustard, Carrington got into a...

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Let's see here. We'll do all this. All right.

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I'm going to do this clip by clip. Here is Lonzo

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Ball and Michael Porter Jr. saying their 8th

01:55:49.109 --> 01:55:53.569
and 9th grade self could beat the WNBA. Mm -hmm.

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But 9th grade Lonzo Ball in the WNBA. It's called

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crazy. All right. Ninth grade, I'm over six feet

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and I'm dunking. Like, I'm coming through the...

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All right, there you go. There's that. I got

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a team of these sports right here. After careful

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consideration, I reviewed the current eligibility

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guidelines. I am officially declaring myself

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a WNBA prospect. I mean, I understand that he

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technically can do this, but it's just such a

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stupid thing to do. It's just so dividing the

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country and it's pointless. If simply declaring

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who you are is all that's required, then I meet

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every single requirement necessary to... It's

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kind of hard to hang. I mean, it's kind of funny.

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I think whatever trans you are, there should

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be a trans league of everybody that's that identification.

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Compete in the WNBA. Damn. What's going on with

01:56:51.180 --> 01:56:54.880
this DJ Academics video? Here he is saying James

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Harden messed up the market in Houston. This

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man came out to Houston. The price of pussy went

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through the roof. It's all type of money. That's

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why I'm mad at you. Alright, I was riveting.

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What do we got here? Sorry. Here's Mike Hellbridge

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saying he's been eating Chipotle for 10 years.

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Well, yeah, he's the people that can actually

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afford it. I do this every day and it's been

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about... How many years since I've been eating

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Chipotle since 2013, 14. So about 10. I wonder

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how he doesn't poop during the games. I'll make

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him poop. Years. Still been on a heavy to this

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day. Yeah. Friends and family that teases me

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a little bit about it. It's too fire to not have

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it every. It gets a little old. If you have it

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like two or three times a week. And these Indiana

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Fever fans were kicked out for being racist.

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Mm -hmm. Bunch of freaking losers. Here's a guy

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saying that Angel Reese is a lying clown. Angel

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Reese is a stupid fucking bitch. Shut up, hag.

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What is this Twin Towers Bill bitch talking about?

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Bitch, you were born in 2002. We've had Bratz

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dolls, Barbie dolls that are black, all types

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of shit since the 60s. The fuck is you talking

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about? Nigga bitches just want to say shit for

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the sake of saying shit. Hell yeah. 8 -5 -6.

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49 Hoppy. A lot is right here. Here's Steven

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Jackson speaking on men playing genders to play

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sports. What are y 'all talking about, bro? Anybody

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who thinks... A man should play women's sports.

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A born man should play women's sports. You're

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an idiot. You are an idiot, bro. You are an idiot.

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I don't care who you are. You ain't got to talk

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to me. Just start your own lane. You can be mad

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at me. I don't talk to none of y 'all anyway.

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None of y 'all. I don't talk. You are an idiot.

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Yeah, you're a moron. Idiot. Anybody thinks a

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born man should be playing women's sports, you

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are an idiot. And you are an insecure person.

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I did. Okay? Nine out of ten times, that ain't

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nothing but a play. Because motherfuckers not

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good enough to play with men. You want to just

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say you're a woman and go play with women to

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try to dominate? That's whack. And you know what

01:59:28.779 --> 01:59:32.380
it is? It's mostly white men. All right. Yeah,

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you got to make it about racist scumbag. All

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right. We got 30 seconds left on this feed of

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Fresno. I got it. Whatever. Talk to you tomorrow,

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friends. All right. Let's get back on track.

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I like doing that. Let's see here. We got a lot

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of stuff and hoppies. Hoops. Eight, five, six,

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49 hoppies. So what I'm doing right now is there's

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going to be two feeds. There's going to be the

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actual episode with the Big Gay Radio Show. And

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then if you're just listening now, you can listen

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to both to give me listens and downloads. All

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seven of you. Now. But in 24 minutes, they will

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be calling in, so we're just doing a marathon.

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This is scary. This is an AI -generated parody

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of the WNBA commissioner. Listen to how real

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it sounds. I'd like to briefly address a couple

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of issues, starting with the flagrant two. When

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you look at the lips moving, it doesn't look

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real, but also most women get plastic surgery,

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so it'd be very hard to tell. Rejection of Dijon

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A. Carrington against Sophie Cunningham. Dijon

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Mustard. And subsequent social media posting

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in which Dijon called it white privilege. All

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right, I'm heading off. Let's see here. Here's

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Dave Portnoy saying the WNBA is more interesting

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than the NBA. The league is out of control. It's

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off the rails and I can't stop watching. I've

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been preaching now for years that this league

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is the most passionate. They hate each other.

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The infighting, the dating, the cultural, the

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politics. In a league in the NBA where people

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like LeBron's do pally pals with everybody and

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everyone's kumbaya, no one really cares. This

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league. They don't like each other. And it's

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pretty exciting to watch. But just, you can't

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eat your cake and eat it too. You can't have

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your players going in and saying white privilege.

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And by the way, she has a history. She got a

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drunk video out there, trashing white people,

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making fun of her cab driver. It wasn't even

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white. He was Arabic. So you can't have your

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cake and eat it too. If your players are going

02:01:52.619 --> 02:01:55.420
to act like jerks and be ignorant, don't complain

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to me. Don't cry to me, Jameel Hill, when the

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conservatives are the right. There you go. I

02:02:00.359 --> 02:02:02.739
like that. what do we got here? We'll talk about

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that girl in a second. Uh, Derek Fisher surrendered

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21 million for his daughter's medical care. So

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pretty much he didn't leave LA cause she needed

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to be at a hospital, but only made 14 million.

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So they kind of exaggerated that. Uh, Michael

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Porter Jr. Said he met, he ran into five of his

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exes at the white party. That thing with Michael

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Rubin, that creepy thing. Brandon Clark died

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of, uh, He played for the Memphis Grizzlies and

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he, let me see. He had heroin and cocaine in

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his body, which everybody was talking about.

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Oh, is it Kratom? Is it Kratom? No, it wasn't

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Kratom. It was heroin and other things. I never

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want to hear Kratom get brought into it again.

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All right. These people don't got to be douchebags.

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Let's see here. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Here is Byron

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Scott saying Kobe did request a trade from L

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.A. Jews. Here we go. I'm going to tell you straight

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up, and Jay can tell you this too. He never was

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going to leave the Lakers. Now, was he upset

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at the way everything was going? Yes. So he figured,

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let me put some pressure on their ass and demand

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a trade. I mean, we kind of all figured that.

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Klay Thompson was seen at a game with a mystery

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woman. So this Dijon Mustard woman, Dijon, whatever

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her name is, she was playing against Sophie Cunningham

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and was ejected after a flagrant two -foul. Right

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here. She plays for the Chicago Sky, and frankly,

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she's an absolute embarrassment to the Chicago

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Sky. And the Fever coach, Stephanie White, defended

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Dijon Mustard and said she's going to compete.

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No one's going to walk in for an easy layup.

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So she wasn't opposed to the hard foul. So first

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of all, you got her getting kicked out for the

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hard foul and then claiming it was because of

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white privilege. And then you got the coach.

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Not even defending her own person. This is why

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the WNBA is a joke. First of all, there are plenty

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of reasons why there is white privilege in the

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world. But getting kicked out because of a hard

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foul, when you claim white privilege on things

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that aren't white privilege, you make actual

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white privilege problems look like nothing. It's

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just like Angel Reese saying that those dolphins

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didn't exist when they did. See in the WNBA,

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Chicago Skyguard Carrington posting the phrase

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white privilege and tagging the Indiana Fever.

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This after she was ejected. She just looks like

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an annoying woman. Just very sassy, like she

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would never shut up. From the game for a flagrant

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foul on the Fever Sophie Cunningham, it went

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down like this. It's Cunningham up ahead of the

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field, ladies and gentlemen. Plus the foul. and

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then Cunningham gets into the face of D .J. McCarron.

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Oh yeah, it's totally white privilege. To me,

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white privilege would be if Sophie Cunningham

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did it to her and then didn't get ejected. Now

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you committing a flagrant two like a dirty, rotten

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moron. Right across the face, coming down, trying

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to prevent the layup. Oh my God, she went right

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across her face. You're just a dumb woman. You're

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just a moron. You're an embarrassment to Chicago.

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But that is just... You're so unlikable. I'm

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from Chicago and I'm rooting for the freaking

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Pacers. I mean the fever, whatever. All right,

02:05:47.460 --> 02:05:49.960
Brooke Taylor picks it up from Dallas. All right,

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we don't need to hear the Magda's opinion. I

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just need a new report. And here she is talking

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about it. She should be charged with assault

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for trying to take off my wig. Oh, geez. I don't

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even know if that's AI or not. At this point.

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The WNBA is just real life AI. If you want to

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look at basketball and go, gee, how can we ruin

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a league? You just look at Dijon Mustard. That's

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what I'm going to call this player. Because there's

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a video of her mocking an Arab taxi driver. So

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this woman is not innocent. She's not not racist.

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She's a dirty, rotten moron. I'm sorry. I know

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that's mean. But you just know that she's insufferable.

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You know she's the absolute worst. Everyone hates

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being around her. Everyone's kind of afraid to

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say it. You can't use the race card every single

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time, honey. It gets old. Not everything is racist.

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All right, here she is actually being racist.

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Oh, he turned his back on me. The scammer life

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is good. Did he ruin your birthday friend? I

02:06:50.689 --> 02:06:56.289
hope not. You're an annoying hag. Shut up. Y

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'all should have brought some in this sir's car.

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Where is he? You guys. Your wig looks way too

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long. It's unbelievable. You know when a girl

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looks hot because she's not bad looking and they

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have their wig but it's way too long and it's

02:07:14.510 --> 02:07:18.850
her. This stuff is crazy. And I had to really

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expose him in real time. Why? Because you're

02:07:22.039 --> 02:07:24.420
a stupid Gen Z brat. That's never the problem.

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I'm sure it's always the man. Because I don't

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know. Honestly, I don't know why white people

02:07:33.699 --> 02:07:36.140
think they can get away with trying to just like

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scare black people. Because I don't know. Honestly,

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I don't know why white people think. Why do we

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always have to make things about race? Aren't

02:07:47.199 --> 02:07:50.500
you exhausted? We are trying. Not everybody.

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I'm trying as a country to speak the truth. Obviously,

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you have dealt with racism in your life because

02:07:56.739 --> 02:07:59.560
you're African -American. It's unfair. But a

02:07:59.560 --> 02:08:01.979
taxi driver being rude, that's actually you being

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racist. Every time you talk bad about white people

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and assume something about white people, you're

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being racist against white people because you're

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a dumb woman. They can get away with trying to

02:08:14.699 --> 02:08:18.100
just like scare black people by saying, oh, I'm

02:08:18.100 --> 02:08:20.880
going to call the police. Yeah, I mean, I know

02:08:20.880 --> 02:08:23.199
you deal with racism. I totally get it. There's

02:08:23.199 --> 02:08:25.100
been times I've driven around with my black friends

02:08:25.100 --> 02:08:26.779
and I get pulled over and I drive around with

02:08:26.779 --> 02:08:29.600
the white people. They don't. I understand all

02:08:29.600 --> 02:08:33.060
of it. But not everything's white privilege.

02:08:33.359 --> 02:08:35.460
Okay, and we did nothing wrong. So that's fine.

02:08:35.619 --> 02:08:38.279
Go ahead and call the police. All right. God,

02:08:38.340 --> 02:08:40.100
imagine dating her, trying to kick her out of

02:08:40.100 --> 02:08:42.239
your house after having sex with her. That woman

02:08:42.239 --> 02:08:43.939
wouldn't leave and be like, bye, I've had enough

02:08:43.939 --> 02:08:53.159
of you. So here's Savannah James, the side chick

02:08:53.159 --> 02:08:57.380
of LeBron James. I'm kidding. It says, Italian

02:08:57.380 --> 02:08:59.460
saleswoman who denied her Hermes appointment

02:08:59.460 --> 02:09:01.979
was fired. What a brat. One time we went to Milan,

02:09:02.100 --> 02:09:03.920
they treated us like shit. They drove Coles down

02:09:03.920 --> 02:09:06.850
the road. You know, LeBron cried like a baby.

02:09:07.109 --> 02:09:10.010
Oh, they did? We had an appointment. I fired

02:09:10.010 --> 02:09:11.630
the lady. I said, we'll be back for you. I'll

02:09:11.630 --> 02:09:14.289
be right back. We had an appointment. I don't

02:09:14.289 --> 02:09:17.189
even hear these hags. Here's DJ Academics talking

02:09:17.189 --> 02:09:20.850
about Luka Doncic's baby mama. Luka and Anna

02:09:20.850 --> 02:09:23.470
Maria share custody of the two -year -old daughter

02:09:23.470 --> 02:09:26.449
and seven -month Olivia. And we're together for

02:09:26.449 --> 02:09:29.369
a decade. Luka's smart. I know he got best lawyers.

02:09:29.430 --> 02:09:31.149
I know what's going to happen. The $10 million

02:09:31.149 --> 02:09:32.970
for the kids are going to put in a trust fund.

02:09:33.229 --> 02:09:35.130
you don't have a baby mama like all right all

02:09:35.130 --> 02:09:39.470
right let's see him we got 15 minutes here all

02:09:39.470 --> 02:09:59.899
right They in the city's crazy moves. We got

02:09:59.899 --> 02:10:01.720
stories hotter than the floor of the grooves.

02:10:02.260 --> 02:10:05.439
Delivate new, we making it spin. All happy hour

02:10:05.439 --> 02:10:08.340
when the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's

02:10:08.340 --> 02:10:10.600
get in the mix. From safety to the world, we

02:10:10.600 --> 02:10:13.460
bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing

02:10:13.460 --> 02:10:16.100
the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the

02:10:16.100 --> 02:10:18.920
fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix.

02:10:19.039 --> 02:10:26.130
We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. Early

02:10:26.130 --> 02:10:28.789
voting continues through Sunday. Hours and locations

02:10:28.789 --> 02:10:31.449
will vary by county. All right, so Ken Welch

02:10:31.449 --> 02:10:34.670
voted for himself. Yippee -ki -yay. Whether you're

02:10:34.670 --> 02:10:36.590
taking your kid to school or you're just trying

02:10:36.590 --> 02:10:38.810
to drive to work or get some errands done, school

02:10:38.810 --> 02:10:41.310
speed zone cameras could cost you if you don't

02:10:41.310 --> 02:10:44.710
slow down. Oh, you don't say. $100. Oh, what's

02:10:44.710 --> 02:10:48.630
going on here? Edson song. All right, I don't

02:10:48.630 --> 02:10:50.569
need to hear DeSantis talk about air taxis when

02:10:50.569 --> 02:10:53.189
we don't have good infrastructure. And he claimed

02:10:53.189 --> 02:10:54.770
to not take down the trees, but he did. Shut

02:10:54.770 --> 02:10:57.710
up. It is the first day of school for kids in

02:10:57.710 --> 02:10:59.550
Manatee County. And district leaders say they

02:10:59.550 --> 02:11:01.550
are. All right, so they got record low teacher

02:11:01.550 --> 02:11:10.649
vacancies. Yeah, people need jobs. Tonight, our

02:11:10.649 --> 02:11:12.909
I -team exposes new information on a man who

02:11:12.909 --> 02:11:15.729
opened fire on Hillsborough County deputies last

02:11:15.729 --> 02:11:21.350
month. Yeah, and he died. Loser. What's going

02:11:21.350 --> 02:11:24.520
on here? Hillsborough County deputies say these

02:11:24.520 --> 02:11:27.380
two people, Joshua Reed -Apton and Amanda Martinez,

02:11:27.720 --> 02:11:30.579
are facing several drug and child neglect charges.

02:11:30.859 --> 02:11:32.699
The child neglect's not good, but they're showing

02:11:32.699 --> 02:11:35.720
the table a weed. Oh, my God. Save me some. I'm

02:11:35.720 --> 02:11:40.180
kidding. What's going on here? Happy Hot Topic!

02:11:41.020 --> 02:11:42.479
All right, Dennis, see you soon. Well, it's going

02:11:42.479 --> 02:11:44.359
to take a lot of money to bring the Tampa Bay

02:11:44.359 --> 02:11:48.619
Rays to Tampa. What a waste of everybody's time

02:11:48.619 --> 02:11:51.859
and taxpayer money. This team has all the money

02:11:51.859 --> 02:11:54.300
to pay for it themselves, but they don't want

02:11:54.300 --> 02:11:56.739
to do it. This team doesn't even want to be in

02:11:56.739 --> 02:11:59.680
the area. Yeah, we're still talking about it,

02:11:59.699 --> 02:12:04.989
and everybody in the media is whipped. Kiss my

02:12:04.989 --> 02:12:07.989
ass, you stupid rays. Except for grass, city

02:12:07.989 --> 02:12:10.489
council members have questioned if it is really

02:12:10.489 --> 02:12:13.369
the best use of our local money. You don't say.

02:12:13.449 --> 02:12:15.529
We had the worst hurricane in a century. But

02:12:15.529 --> 02:12:18.189
no, a baseball team that covered their roof with

02:12:18.189 --> 02:12:20.619
linen that they got at Joann's Fabrics. thing

02:12:20.619 --> 02:12:22.479
we're caring about the last two years kiss my

02:12:22.479 --> 02:12:25.340
ass the journey tampa metro and west hills think

02:12:25.340 --> 02:12:26.640
about all the money that would have been put

02:12:26.640 --> 02:12:29.420
into shore acres liberal reporter jada williams

02:12:29.420 --> 02:12:31.399
has been covering it all and tonight jade is

02:12:31.399 --> 02:12:33.899
breaking down what one council member says will

02:12:33.899 --> 02:12:39.760
change his vote from a yes to a no Councilman

02:12:39.760 --> 02:12:43.060
Bill Carlson says that he has a new idea. Now,

02:12:43.060 --> 02:12:46.260
Carlson is one of those council members who has

02:12:46.260 --> 02:12:48.920
been a little skeptical. You got to be skeptical.

02:12:49.140 --> 02:12:50.539
They're a professional team. They don't care

02:12:50.539 --> 02:12:53.000
about you. They're a business. About the plan

02:12:53.000 --> 02:12:55.199
from the Rays, but he believes that this one

02:12:55.199 --> 02:12:58.600
could do the trick. I just don't know why I don't

02:12:58.600 --> 02:13:00.880
think it's going to happen. I know I haven't

02:13:00.880 --> 02:13:02.760
had inside info the last three years since not

02:13:02.760 --> 02:13:05.399
working at Terrible Sports Radio, but... They

02:13:05.399 --> 02:13:07.319
just never had a deal in Tampa and all of a sudden

02:13:07.319 --> 02:13:09.960
now everything's dandy. If it happens, I'm wrong.

02:13:10.140 --> 02:13:11.600
But I'm just telling you there's something a

02:13:11.600 --> 02:13:14.039
little sketchy. What will it take for Tampa to

02:13:14.039 --> 02:13:16.399
become the home of the Tampa Bay Rays? If there's

02:13:16.399 --> 02:13:18.319
a way to create a win -win where we can fund

02:13:18.319 --> 02:13:21.260
the things we need to fund, then I could be in

02:13:21.260 --> 02:13:23.739
favor of something. I like this guy sticking

02:13:23.739 --> 02:13:27.220
up for the everyday man against these scumbags.

02:13:28.539 --> 02:13:31.439
I like that douchebag Ken Bavy, that pretty boy

02:13:31.439 --> 02:13:34.100
douche. Councilman Bill Carlson says for him,

02:13:34.140 --> 02:13:35.920
it's all about the needs of the community. The

02:13:35.920 --> 02:13:38.520
biggest need we have right now is deferred maintenance.

02:13:38.939 --> 02:13:42.359
There's no money for roads and sidewalks. Exactly.

02:13:42.880 --> 02:13:45.159
Thank you. Those are the things that actually

02:13:45.159 --> 02:13:49.699
matter. Not a baseball team. They could literally

02:13:49.699 --> 02:13:52.199
do a Klarna payment or a PayPal paying for payment.

02:13:52.380 --> 02:13:54.960
Parks. And so we need to figure out where we're

02:13:54.960 --> 02:13:57.159
going to find that money from. Yeah, that's the

02:13:57.159 --> 02:13:59.260
problem. We're running out of money as a country.

02:13:59.460 --> 02:14:01.680
The current MLU, the city would foot $80 million

02:14:01.680 --> 02:14:04.640
from the community investment tax and $100 million

02:14:04.640 --> 02:14:07.899
from the Drew Park community. What a waste of

02:14:07.899 --> 02:14:10.920
money and time. All for a team that will lose

02:14:10.920 --> 02:14:16.180
in the wild card playoffs. Good. Freaking job.

02:14:16.619 --> 02:14:20.579
You morons. A good job. We're all proud of you.

02:14:21.840 --> 02:14:26.220
Not really. All right. Usually we end with Cleveland

02:14:26.220 --> 02:14:28.960
News, but we're ending with the big gay radio

02:14:28.960 --> 02:15:06.000
show, so it's time for Cleveland News. We'll

02:15:06.000 --> 02:15:19.260
be right back. We'll be right back. Time now,

02:15:19.319 --> 02:15:22.399
9 .04, and Governor Mike DeWine is now weighing

02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:25.680
in on the legal fight between mega gas station

02:15:25.680 --> 02:15:29.239
Buc -ee's and a small Ohio mini -mart. I'm very

02:15:29.239 --> 02:15:30.939
curious, because I have not listened to this

02:15:30.939 --> 02:15:33.439
yet. I'm very curious what Mike DeWine says.

02:15:33.979 --> 02:15:37.180
Bucky's is suing Beavers Mini Mart in Beaver

02:15:37.180 --> 02:15:40.140
Creek, which is near Dayton, claiming that its

02:15:40.140 --> 02:15:43.359
Beaver logo violates its trademark. Yeah, because

02:15:43.359 --> 02:15:46.500
Bucky's totally created the logo, not God or

02:15:46.500 --> 02:15:49.560
the universe creating, you know, Beavers. Bucky's

02:15:49.560 --> 02:15:51.939
tells our sister station in Columbus it tried

02:15:51.939 --> 02:15:54.500
for months to resolve the dispute before filing

02:15:54.500 --> 02:15:59.960
a federal lawsuit. The company claims the Beaver

02:15:59.960 --> 02:16:02.819
Creek store, well, their store name, mascot,

02:16:03.079 --> 02:16:06.159
and branding are too similar to its trademarks.

02:16:06.260 --> 02:16:08.819
But here's the thing. Are they making brisket

02:16:08.819 --> 02:16:11.649
inside or just selling Mountain Dew? But Governor

02:16:11.649 --> 02:16:15.930
DeWine says the fight could sour Ohioans' opinions

02:16:15.930 --> 02:16:19.069
on Buc -ee's, which opened its first. That's

02:16:19.069 --> 02:16:21.550
a very good point. I don't know why they're going

02:16:21.550 --> 02:16:24.630
against when it's opening up in Mansfield. Again,

02:16:24.829 --> 02:16:27.170
I feel like Buc -ee's is like white trash, Wawa

02:16:27.170 --> 02:16:29.770
meets Walmart, just a bunch of mutants. Ohio

02:16:29.770 --> 02:16:33.469
location earlier this year. Working on bursting

02:16:33.469 --> 02:16:37.370
that bubble when they sue some little store.

02:16:39.850 --> 02:16:41.649
You know how awful Buc -ee's is? They got me

02:16:41.649 --> 02:16:44.610
agreeing with Mike DeWine. That's in Beaver Creek,

02:16:44.790 --> 02:16:49.850
Ohio. Yeah, I agree. To be surprised that...

02:16:49.850 --> 02:16:51.389
All right, there you go. We don't even hear more

02:16:51.389 --> 02:16:53.629
of Mike DeWine. But yeah, the little man, of

02:16:53.629 --> 02:16:56.729
course, gets screwed again. Like always, isn't

02:16:56.729 --> 02:17:00.030
it great? Isn't it wonderful? Not at all. A time

02:17:00.030 --> 02:17:07.909
for Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News.

02:17:16.850 --> 02:17:20.950
From Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean Spirulina

02:17:20.950 --> 02:17:23.629
breeze in my daily routine Got the draw when

02:17:23.629 --> 02:17:26.770
I roll through the lines Slow with the words,

02:17:26.809 --> 02:17:29.010
but the thought still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on

02:17:29.010 --> 02:17:32.750
the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.

02:17:32.969 --> 02:17:35.430
Say what he mean, let the truth come through.

02:17:35.670 --> 02:17:38.770
If he hit the room, then he hit the room. He

02:17:38.770 --> 02:17:44.290
don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If

02:17:44.290 --> 02:17:50.069
it's on his mind, you hear it live. Went and

02:17:50.069 --> 02:17:53.229
sell him news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.

02:17:53.329 --> 02:18:01.860
Tell the truth. right now that's good charles

02:18:01.860 --> 02:18:04.219
well even the smallest amount of fentanyl can

02:18:04.219 --> 02:18:06.579
be deadly man you're done same that's why we

02:18:06.579 --> 02:18:09.799
that's why i don't know i said we don't incriminate

02:18:09.799 --> 02:18:13.350
myself that's why no one does coke anymore Thank

02:18:13.350 --> 02:18:15.409
you, Jay. The convictions of the Winston -Salem

02:18:15.409 --> 02:18:17.430
Five have been overturned, but two of the men

02:18:17.430 --> 02:18:19.610
are still behind bars. Yeah, these are the people

02:18:19.610 --> 02:18:22.149
that killed Chris Paul's grandfather. So his

02:18:22.149 --> 02:18:25.190
grandfather died, and then he scored as many

02:18:25.190 --> 02:18:27.309
points as his grandpa's age and then missed a

02:18:27.309 --> 02:18:29.450
free throw and then walked off the court. And

02:18:29.450 --> 02:18:31.370
that was actually the high school that my Nana

02:18:31.370 --> 02:18:34.229
went to. And these scumbags are getting released?

02:18:34.629 --> 02:18:38.190
Mm -hmm, potentially. They deserve life in prison.

02:18:38.209 --> 02:18:40.569
They're scumbags. Love you, Chris Paul, even

02:18:40.569 --> 02:18:42.360
though you're kind of a douche. The case centers

02:18:42.360 --> 02:18:44.920
on the murder of Nathaniel Jones, the grandfather

02:18:44.920 --> 02:18:48.860
of retired NBA star Chris Paul. Golf Investigates

02:18:48.860 --> 02:18:51.079
Joshua Davis explains what's keeping them in

02:18:51.079 --> 02:18:54.040
prison and why tomorrow could be a pivotal day

02:18:54.040 --> 02:18:55.680
in all of this. He is in our newsroom for us

02:18:55.680 --> 02:18:59.229
tonight. Joshua, why tomorrow so important? Well,

02:18:59.270 --> 02:19:00.989
Kenny, brothers Rashawn Banner and Nathaniel

02:19:00.989 --> 02:19:03.969
Cawthon were just 14 and 15 when they were...

02:19:03.969 --> 02:19:06.250
Oh, so we're going to do this thing where we

02:19:06.250 --> 02:19:08.370
say because they were 14, they knew what they

02:19:08.370 --> 02:19:11.030
were doing when they pulled the trigger and they

02:19:11.030 --> 02:19:14.049
took the life of a 62 -year -old man who's very...

02:19:14.049 --> 02:19:16.129
He could have been 84 right now. He could have

02:19:16.129 --> 02:19:19.000
been still alive, okay? I don't want to hear

02:19:19.000 --> 02:19:20.879
the, oh, they were teen. They knew what they

02:19:20.879 --> 02:19:23.239
were doing. Arrested along with three other teens

02:19:23.239 --> 02:19:26.520
nearly 24 years ago. Banner and Cawthon were

02:19:26.520 --> 02:19:28.540
sentenced to life for first degree murder. The

02:19:28.540 --> 02:19:31.299
other three served their sentences and were released.

02:19:31.399 --> 02:19:35.299
Why? They all deserve the rot. Honestly, they

02:19:35.299 --> 02:19:41.350
deserve the death penalty. Eye for an eye. Despite

02:19:41.350 --> 02:19:43.829
their convictions being overturned, the brothers

02:19:43.829 --> 02:19:46.270
are still in prison. I've been digging into why

02:19:46.270 --> 02:19:49.989
and what happens next. We're fighting for the

02:19:49.989 --> 02:19:52.569
truth to be seen by everybody. Last August, Judge

02:19:52.569 --> 02:19:55.190
Robert Brody overturned Rayshawn Banner and Nathaniel

02:19:55.190 --> 02:19:57.270
Cawthon's convictions. But before they could

02:19:57.270 --> 02:20:00.790
walk free, the state appealed. Rayshawn and Nathaniel

02:20:00.790 --> 02:20:02.909
have been in prison for a year since that order

02:20:02.909 --> 02:20:05.889
came down. Tuesday, their case goes before the

02:20:05.889 --> 02:20:08.190
North Carolina Court of Appeals. And all the

02:20:08.190 --> 02:20:10.170
things you could be working on is a waste of

02:20:10.170 --> 02:20:12.370
time. Christine Mumma's team has represented

02:20:12.370 --> 02:20:15.149
the brothers since 2020. Most of our arguments

02:20:15.149 --> 02:20:18.399
are... really about answering questions for the

02:20:18.399 --> 02:20:21.260
judges, are really about answering questions

02:20:21.260 --> 02:20:24.940
for the judges. Yeah, ridiculous. What a waste

02:20:24.940 --> 02:20:27.540
of time. The state will go first, so we'll have

02:20:27.540 --> 02:20:30.620
an opportunity to respond to them, but I'm sure

02:20:30.620 --> 02:20:32.579
there will be a lot of questions from the bench.

02:20:32.799 --> 02:20:34.959
I would hope there's questions from the bench,

02:20:35.020 --> 02:20:38.200
like why are we wasting our time with this? Mm

02:20:38.200 --> 02:20:54.699
-hmm. Copy hour. Copy hour. Yeah! RyanHoppyRadio

02:20:54.699 --> 02:20:57.340
.com. The hour will be right back. You probably

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had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:21:01.000 --> 02:21:06.719
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

02:21:06.719 --> 02:21:09.540
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

02:21:09.540 --> 02:21:12.680
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

02:21:12.819 --> 02:21:18.620
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. the semen

02:21:18.620 --> 02:21:21.739
was so big it's not lacking any meat and that's

02:21:21.739 --> 02:21:28.079
what real women need stop cussing it looks like

02:21:28.079 --> 02:21:31.000
you went and got a job not on the ipad screen

02:21:31.000 --> 02:21:33.200
whatever the case might be in your hand and a

02:21:33.200 --> 02:21:36.319
sock you know whatever like thank you but also

02:21:36.319 --> 02:21:39.399
i would love to be Getting railed, but... As

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a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

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02:21:56.700 --> 02:25:22.899
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02:25:22.959 --> 02:28:21.639
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02:28:21.639 --> 02:28:24.520
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Oh, jeez. All right. Hopefully they pick up because

02:28:32.620 --> 02:28:36.579
a lot of times on radio shows, well, on my show,

02:28:36.620 --> 02:28:38.260
they don't pick up, but the other ones, there's

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actors. But we're going to have Esme Russell,

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50 -year drag queen, and Chris Gorman from WMNF

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and the Big A radio show on. Gorman? Yes, hang

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on. Leave me one second. You're good, buddy.

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Ryan, can you hear me? Yes. What's up, man? Cool.

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Awesome. Perfect. Esme, can you hear everything?

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I'm trying to. Hey, Esme, can you hear me? I

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can hear you. All right, let's get this going.

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What's up, guys? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your

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02:29:49.059 --> 02:29:51.620
Show is Chris Gorman, and they are both on Hoppy

02:29:51.620 --> 02:29:54.000
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This is where the Big Gay

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Radio Show mixes with Hoppy Hour. And we're here

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to defend trans rights and everything LGBTQ+.

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What's up, guys? Hello. It's great to be here.

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So... describe to me so i talked about it last

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week i saw the news headline but what are they

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trying to do with uh drag shows right now because

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i'm the guy i have a lesbian aunt and also i

02:30:17.500 --> 02:30:19.840
always attract bisexual girls for some reason

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so i'm always um you know around the gay community

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and i've always been an ally and it just i'm

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getting to a point where i'm sick and tired of

02:30:28.719 --> 02:30:31.579
people discriminating against it so um do you

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know what's going on with that So Esme, as a

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drag performer, I think she would be able to

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explain a little bit more. But as far as I understand,

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it's not really that big of a change apart from

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that these individuals are not going to be able

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to perform in front of children. Obviously, it's

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not an outright blanket drag band, right, Esme?

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It's not a drag band, per se, though they're

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kind of making it. The law is written so... oddly

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that it's kind of like you don't really know

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how they're going to enforce it. But we know

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that they don't want entertainers such as myself

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to do anything sexually explicit or sexy in front

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of children. And listen, we don't want to anyway.

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Well, most of them weren't even doing it either.

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A lot of the time, most drag performances, especially

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when they came in front of children, were not

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risque. Esme actually performed at Hamburger

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Mary's for years. Oh, my goodness. She performed

02:31:32.819 --> 02:31:35.260
for children. That's where I think I've seen

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you, because 2016, after the Ybor Night Parade,

02:31:39.520 --> 02:31:42.020
I was with 1025 The Bond, and that was the best

02:31:42.020 --> 02:31:45.559
burger I ever had. It was a great time. Yeah,

02:31:45.600 --> 02:31:48.479
so I worked for Hamburger Mary's for nine years.

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Nice. So, yeah, it was great. I loved it. We

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had very strict rules at Hamburger Mary's. You

02:31:53.719 --> 02:31:56.540
know, I was the... show director and the hostess

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for the brunch show. I did work in the evening

02:31:58.860 --> 02:32:00.959
shows as well, but the brunch show, we had a

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lot of children that would come to see the shows

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with their families. Children never come alone.

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They always come with their parents. This idea

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that children are coming into Hamburger Mary's

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or any other clubs. By the way, you can't come

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into a regular club with children because there's

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alcohol. So if you're a drag queen that works

02:32:16.920 --> 02:32:19.250
in a bar, this is not going to affect you. This

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is just for showgirls that work in environments

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that have like brunches or daytime venues where

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children do come. So now they're policing parents.

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They're making a decision for parents because

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if a child is there watching the show, that was

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a parent's decision. The child didn't decide

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to go see the drag show. It was some mom and

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dad or some mom or some dad alone that said,

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you know what? Let's go see a drag show today.

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But our rules were very strict. We couldn't do

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any profanity on the microphone. We couldn't

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do any cleavage or breast showing of any type.

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We couldn't do any butt shots, you know, so no,

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you know, nothing, nothing that was, couldn't

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touch my private parts. Like I couldn't accidentally

02:33:01.729 --> 02:33:04.649
grab my boobs and shake them. I couldn't do that.

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I had to be very, very specifically careful because

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we were targeting a, what is a general, a G audience,

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right? G audience. So these laws are just there.

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I don't like to use the word transphobic. I try

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to say this all the time. These people, you know,

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the word phobic means to be afraid. It comes

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from phobos, the Greek word to be terrorized.

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They're not terrorized by drag queens. They're

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not homophobic either. They're not terrorized

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by gay people. They're just bad people. Do you

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think there's any chance that a lot of the...

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And I'm not even trying to get political, but

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do you feel like a lot of times the people that

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are so against gay rights and so against trans

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rights, I think not 100 % of the time, but I

02:33:51.409 --> 02:33:54.649
think a lot of times they're probably either

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by or in the closet. And I've always kind of

02:33:57.829 --> 02:33:59.790
felt like they might have a little bit of jealousy

02:33:59.790 --> 02:34:03.090
that people that are out and living their gay

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life are happy. Do you like that idea at all?

02:34:06.510 --> 02:34:07.909
Well, just look over at Lindsey Graham. The way

02:34:07.909 --> 02:34:10.930
that he went his entire life attacking gay people,

02:34:11.049 --> 02:34:15.530
but he was... He lived in the closet. He did,

02:34:15.729 --> 02:34:17.770
he lived... No, he lived in the closet. He said

02:34:17.770 --> 02:34:20.049
he did. I've just never heard that. That's amazing.

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You can be gayer than a bag of peanuts. And a

02:34:23.329 --> 02:34:26.309
thing, too. Yeah. Yeah, it's nothing gayer than

02:34:26.309 --> 02:34:29.770
a bag of penises. Peanuts, penises. Well, peanuts

02:34:29.770 --> 02:34:31.649
and penises, that's not a good word together

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because if your penis is a peanut, you're in

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trouble. I won't go there, but I'm just saying.

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But yeah, so yeah, there's a direct, I believe

02:34:42.590 --> 02:34:45.920
there is a direct correlation. between the word

02:34:45.920 --> 02:34:50.879
homophobia and homosexuality. What is it? I think

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they're brothers. I think they are. I think they

02:34:53.520 --> 02:34:56.620
are brothers. And I think when you realize, because

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I've met many straight men throughout my life

02:34:59.719 --> 02:35:03.000
who are unaffected by gay people being together.

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It's like, big deal, they're gay, so what? As

02:35:05.180 --> 02:35:08.360
long as it doesn't bother me, I'm good. As long

02:35:08.360 --> 02:35:10.399
as they don't approach me, I'm good. You know

02:35:10.399 --> 02:35:13.379
what I'm saying? So I get it. So this, listen,

02:35:13.719 --> 02:35:16.920
there's no, is this a PG show? Yeah, you can

02:35:16.920 --> 02:35:19.420
honestly, Esme, say whatever the fuck you want.

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Go ahead. Okay, so here's what I was going to

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say. They're not homophobic and they're not transphobic.

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They're just assholes. No, I'm being honest.

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I'm telling you, these people, I don't want any

02:35:31.479 --> 02:35:34.280
drag queens in the bathroom with my wife. Listen,

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I've been in the bathroom, in the ladies room

02:35:37.159 --> 02:35:40.579
with your wife since I was 14 years old. I'm

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65 years old now. Okay, do you know how many

02:35:43.260 --> 02:35:46.159
women I've seen in a restroom before in my life?

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At Disney, at theme parks, at restaurants, at

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the mall, at Walmart, at the grocery. Whenever

02:35:53.639 --> 02:35:55.260
I go to the restroom, there are women there.

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What am I supposed to do? I can't go to the men's

02:35:57.639 --> 02:35:59.620
room. So you're just going to have to accept

02:35:59.620 --> 02:36:01.780
it. And the reason it's never been a problem

02:36:01.780 --> 02:36:04.000
is because these people think they know. They

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don't know because I'm there. I've washed my

02:36:06.870 --> 02:36:09.190
hands next to another woman who's talking about,

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do you have an extra tampon? Well, no, actually,

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I don't. I don't. But, you know, that's what

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we're dealing with. We're dealing with people

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that are very ignorant about people like me.

02:36:19.969 --> 02:36:24.479
Very ignorant. And the thing, too, is like. I

02:36:24.479 --> 02:36:26.639
don't know. I just think a lot of times it's

02:36:26.639 --> 02:36:29.659
funny how people will sexualize drag shows and

02:36:29.659 --> 02:36:33.260
sexualize pride and then these same people, conservatives,

02:36:33.600 --> 02:36:36.120
a lot of times will be going to strip clubs or

02:36:36.120 --> 02:36:38.719
cheating on their wife or having sex with the

02:36:38.719 --> 02:36:43.420
intern. Um, you've got Lauren Bobert, uh, who's

02:36:43.420 --> 02:36:46.819
over here groping her, uh, groping a man in a

02:36:46.819 --> 02:36:48.819
theater. I'm married to not the man she's married

02:36:48.819 --> 02:36:52.500
to. And then her own son has been now arrested

02:36:52.500 --> 02:36:55.739
on child sexual exploitation. Unbelievable, dude.

02:36:56.799 --> 02:36:59.739
So it's, it's the pot calling the cuddle black.

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So listen, I talked about this in our show today

02:37:02.000 --> 02:37:04.579
on the air, on our live show. I said that, um,

02:37:04.700 --> 02:37:07.479
you know, whoopie Goldberg, um, Eddie Murphy,

02:37:07.600 --> 02:37:10.090
a lot of these comics. They have very filthy

02:37:10.090 --> 02:37:13.450
stand -up acts. There was another, there's other

02:37:13.450 --> 02:37:16.229
comics as well. Kevin Hart. Yes. A lot of them.

02:37:16.250 --> 02:37:18.530
If you go to their comedy, their comedy is really,

02:37:18.649 --> 02:37:21.389
there's a lot of profanity and a lot of sexual

02:37:21.389 --> 02:37:24.989
talk. And then they make movies for Disney. You

02:37:24.989 --> 02:37:27.670
can be two things at the same time. Thank you.

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You can do that. This is called, in my industry,

02:37:32.010 --> 02:37:36.409
it's called know your audience. If I see children

02:37:36.409 --> 02:37:38.819
in the crowd, Of course I'm not going to show

02:37:38.819 --> 02:37:43.180
my boobs. Of course not. What is wrong with you?

02:37:44.260 --> 02:37:48.360
I mean, seriously. I mean, if I do do it, I should

02:37:48.360 --> 02:37:50.459
be arrested. Yeah, exactly. There's children

02:37:50.459 --> 02:37:53.540
in the audience. If they book me at Disney and

02:37:53.540 --> 02:37:55.139
they say, we want you in this Disney production,

02:37:55.520 --> 02:37:58.559
of course I'm going to be as feminine and as

02:37:58.559 --> 02:38:01.520
classy as I can possibly be to fit into that

02:38:01.520 --> 02:38:04.000
standard. And, you know, Whoopi does it all the

02:38:04.000 --> 02:38:07.389
time. Whoopi and all... All of these comics that

02:38:07.389 --> 02:38:11.969
I'm talking about have what I call more provocative

02:38:11.969 --> 02:38:16.250
stand -up acts, but she's on the view every day.

02:38:17.510 --> 02:38:21.090
Whoopi cusses like a sailor in private. She never

02:38:21.090 --> 02:38:24.409
cusses on the view. Never cusses on the view.

02:38:24.569 --> 02:38:27.629
She knows her audience. She knows who's paying

02:38:27.629 --> 02:38:29.950
her. And this is the same thing with a drag queen.

02:38:30.030 --> 02:38:32.659
This idea that drag queens... cannot control

02:38:32.659 --> 02:38:35.520
themselves if they see children, it's totally

02:38:35.520 --> 02:38:39.340
manufactured. It's totally manufactured. I'll

02:38:39.340 --> 02:38:43.600
never forget. In seventh grade, my mom, we grew

02:38:43.600 --> 02:38:47.100
up Catholic, but now my mom's pro -LGBTQ+. It

02:38:47.100 --> 02:38:48.940
was a beautiful moment about two years ago. She

02:38:48.940 --> 02:38:51.440
said, love is love. But growing up, I had an

02:38:51.440 --> 02:38:55.280
aunt that was lesbian. And I asked her, my mom

02:38:55.280 --> 02:38:57.319
told me in seventh grade, thinking it was going

02:38:57.319 --> 02:38:59.579
to be a big reaction. And I've always just been

02:38:59.579 --> 02:39:02.010
like, okay. It's still in my hand. Like, I just

02:39:02.010 --> 02:39:05.069
don't understand. I think a lot of it's jealousy

02:39:05.069 --> 02:39:07.209
because they might be in the closet or they're

02:39:07.209 --> 02:39:09.750
just full on bullies. I've just never understood

02:39:09.750 --> 02:39:13.430
why anybody cares. As long as you're not hurting

02:39:13.430 --> 02:39:16.129
animals or kids, why anybody would care about

02:39:16.129 --> 02:39:18.969
if someone's gay? It's crazy to me. Well, you

02:39:18.969 --> 02:39:21.090
know, again, they're not homophobic. They're

02:39:21.090 --> 02:39:24.170
not transphobic. Phobic, again, is a phobia,

02:39:24.209 --> 02:39:26.270
means to be afraid. They're not afraid of us.

02:39:26.329 --> 02:39:28.309
They're just assholes. And I'm just being honest

02:39:28.309 --> 02:39:32.090
with you. They really are exactly that. And over

02:39:32.090 --> 02:39:34.610
the course of my life, I've met a lot of assholes,

02:39:34.649 --> 02:39:38.229
a lot of people that enjoy, even as a kid, they

02:39:38.229 --> 02:39:41.270
enjoyed making my life as difficult and as complicated

02:39:41.270 --> 02:39:44.049
as possible. And it's still going on. The only

02:39:44.049 --> 02:39:45.989
problem is that now I'm older and I don't give

02:39:45.989 --> 02:39:47.569
a shit. I don't care what people think anymore.

02:39:47.770 --> 02:39:49.329
You know, I'm on the radio every day talking

02:39:49.329 --> 02:39:51.469
about being trans. Once you talk about something

02:39:51.469 --> 02:39:53.489
and you put it out there, it just doesn't matter.

02:39:53.610 --> 02:39:55.530
You take the power away from it. I'm the same

02:39:55.530 --> 02:39:59.870
way with my bipolar and ADHD. Like I have moody,

02:39:59.870 --> 02:40:02.309
moody days and I'm open about it. And people

02:40:02.309 --> 02:40:03.950
are like, why do you talk about taking meds?

02:40:03.950 --> 02:40:06.229
I'm like, because then you have no power over

02:40:06.229 --> 02:40:09.010
me. So it's a little similar. You're taking the

02:40:09.010 --> 02:40:11.920
stigma away from it. Because a lot of people

02:40:11.920 --> 02:40:19.920
are like that. Chris and I are both ADHD. I know

02:40:19.920 --> 02:40:23.620
I have it really bad. I look at Chris for some

02:40:23.620 --> 02:40:25.760
days and he's literally moving all over the place.

02:40:26.559 --> 02:40:29.040
Like he's totally manic. And I do the same thing.

02:40:29.079 --> 02:40:31.780
I watch myself on video. We've been videoing

02:40:31.780 --> 02:40:34.200
our shows. And I watch myself. God, I move around

02:40:34.200 --> 02:40:37.879
a lot. I can't sit still. I touch my face. I

02:40:37.879 --> 02:40:40.600
touch my hair. I touch my chest. I'm like, oh

02:40:40.600 --> 02:40:43.100
my God. You know, I'm like moving and moving.

02:40:43.280 --> 02:40:46.059
It's part of it. We're just very wired up all

02:40:46.059 --> 02:40:48.799
the time. So when I'm not moving, everybody says,

02:40:48.860 --> 02:40:51.840
are you okay? Is something wrong? Because I'm

02:40:51.840 --> 02:40:54.700
very high energy, high strung. So, but yeah.

02:40:55.920 --> 02:40:59.680
It's not that big of a deal to be trans to me.

02:40:59.739 --> 02:41:02.200
I've been trans my whole life. You know, I was

02:41:02.200 --> 02:41:05.920
trans before. Everybody made it like really popular

02:41:05.920 --> 02:41:07.639
where now people talk about it. You know, when

02:41:07.639 --> 02:41:10.459
I came out as trans back in the 76, you know,

02:41:10.479 --> 02:41:13.020
I was just a kid and nobody talked about it.

02:41:13.040 --> 02:41:15.000
Nobody knew what it was. Nobody understood it.

02:41:15.059 --> 02:41:17.139
We didn't even have a name for it. Transgender

02:41:17.139 --> 02:41:19.299
is a modern word. Well, weren't you the first

02:41:19.299 --> 02:41:22.340
student to go to school as a trans individual

02:41:22.340 --> 02:41:24.540
in this area? Here in Hillsborough County, I

02:41:24.540 --> 02:41:28.950
was the first one. I love it. Yeah, and you know,

02:41:28.989 --> 02:41:30.610
it's really weird about it. Back in those days,

02:41:30.649 --> 02:41:31.870
they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't

02:41:31.870 --> 02:41:33.870
know what to send me to night school. What are

02:41:33.870 --> 02:41:36.190
we going to do with this person? You know, because

02:41:36.190 --> 02:41:39.350
I was so, I don't know if I was stupid or brave.

02:41:39.610 --> 02:41:42.709
I'm still not sure. Some days I think that was

02:41:42.709 --> 02:41:47.149
really stupid. Maybe both. Maybe a little bit

02:41:47.149 --> 02:41:50.510
of both, right? I was so brave to just, but I

02:41:50.510 --> 02:41:54.309
knew this. I knew that I could not live my life,

02:41:54.309 --> 02:41:57.690
my whole life, pretending. something that i did

02:41:57.690 --> 02:42:00.250
not feel when did you realize i could not do

02:42:00.250 --> 02:42:03.149
that for uh both of for both of you chris when

02:42:03.149 --> 02:42:05.870
did you realize you were gay and then esme when

02:42:05.870 --> 02:42:09.129
did you realize you were trans oh i i always

02:42:09.129 --> 02:42:12.030
thought that so i was told a lot when i was growing

02:42:12.030 --> 02:42:15.290
up that i had to like girls um like that's just

02:42:15.290 --> 02:42:18.270
the way that it is you like girls uh and but

02:42:18.270 --> 02:42:20.909
the entire time that i was being told that i

02:42:20.909 --> 02:42:23.590
have to like girls i was looking at guys like

02:42:23.590 --> 02:42:27.399
that's that's That's pretty good. Girls are annoying,

02:42:27.700 --> 02:42:34.219
bro. Well, I distinctly remember, you know, making

02:42:34.219 --> 02:42:37.440
out with both girls and boys when I was like

02:42:37.440 --> 02:42:40.600
10, 11 years old. Yeah. You know, it was just

02:42:40.600 --> 02:42:44.239
the way that it was, just what felt right. And

02:42:44.239 --> 02:42:46.840
I'm curious. I don't think I've actually had

02:42:46.840 --> 02:42:49.459
this discussion with you, Esme. I want to know

02:42:49.459 --> 02:42:52.219
your answer on this one. So, you know, as a little

02:42:52.219 --> 02:42:54.860
kid, very little, four or five years old, I was

02:42:54.860 --> 02:42:58.920
obviously very effeminate. And so little boys,

02:42:58.959 --> 02:43:01.340
especially in a Cuban family, are not supposed

02:43:01.340 --> 02:43:03.799
to be effeminate. So I got told constantly, act

02:43:03.799 --> 02:43:06.420
like a boy. Don't embarrass us. Talk like a man.

02:43:06.700 --> 02:43:08.579
There's no talking like a man. This is just the

02:43:08.579 --> 02:43:12.360
way I sound. But it's really weird because I

02:43:12.360 --> 02:43:15.049
didn't really know that I was trans. I thought

02:43:15.049 --> 02:43:16.989
I was gay at one point, you know, like maybe

02:43:16.989 --> 02:43:19.129
like around seven or eight years old. I heard

02:43:19.129 --> 02:43:20.930
about gay people. So I thought, well, maybe that's

02:43:20.930 --> 02:43:22.809
what I'm I'm gay, whatever that meant, because

02:43:22.809 --> 02:43:24.590
I didn't really understand the sexual part of

02:43:24.590 --> 02:43:26.969
it. I just knew I liked boys, but I didn't know

02:43:26.969 --> 02:43:28.450
about the sex. I didn't know we were supposed

02:43:28.450 --> 02:43:31.030
to have sex. That came later, like after I grew

02:43:31.030 --> 02:43:34.950
up. But I think that I was probably around 12

02:43:34.950 --> 02:43:37.809
or 13 when I was I know this is going to sound

02:43:37.809 --> 02:43:41.180
crazy. I was watching. A Wonder Woman, and I

02:43:41.180 --> 02:43:43.399
remember telling my mom, I wish I looked like

02:43:43.399 --> 02:43:47.059
that. Oh, wow. What's crazy is that Linda Carter

02:43:47.059 --> 02:43:52.319
and I share very similar measurements. Mine were

02:43:52.319 --> 02:43:55.040
manufactured in a doctor's office, and hers are

02:43:55.040 --> 02:43:59.120
natural, but still, I'm very curvaceous, extremely

02:43:59.120 --> 02:44:03.780
so. So I think to myself, wow, I was really young

02:44:03.780 --> 02:44:05.620
that I wanted to be. And I remember the only

02:44:05.620 --> 02:44:09.219
drag queens I ever saw was Bugs Bunny. That was

02:44:09.219 --> 02:44:11.500
like the only drag like I saw Bugs Bunny getting

02:44:11.500 --> 02:44:13.979
dragged and I think maybe a boy can dress up

02:44:13.979 --> 02:44:16.159
like a girl You know so that it I started getting

02:44:16.159 --> 02:44:19.100
thinking about it, but by age 14 15 I was ready

02:44:19.100 --> 02:44:21.260
to go I was ready to put on women's clothes,

02:44:21.459 --> 02:44:23.979
and I did my dad told me not in this house, and

02:44:23.979 --> 02:44:26.440
I did it anyway nice I'm glad you're rebelled

02:44:26.440 --> 02:44:29.360
good job. I did I did I did it anyway my poor

02:44:29.360 --> 02:44:31.739
father You know my father was my biggest ally

02:44:31.739 --> 02:44:33.659
it took him about three months. He was right.

02:44:33.680 --> 02:44:36.309
He was ready to go He really, really supported

02:44:36.309 --> 02:44:38.450
me. God rest his soul in glory. He died at 100

02:44:38.450 --> 02:44:41.829
years old. Oh, nice. He loved me unconditionally

02:44:41.829 --> 02:44:44.510
and saw me and recognized me as his daughter.

02:44:44.610 --> 02:44:48.450
He really did. How do you think, no, so he was

02:44:48.450 --> 02:44:50.489
a great dad. What was your favorite memory of

02:44:50.489 --> 02:44:54.889
him? Oh, my God. Well, probably my favorite memory

02:44:54.889 --> 02:45:00.370
of him is he would take me to buy toys. Any toy

02:45:00.370 --> 02:45:02.450
that I wanted, he would take me to buy it. Nice.

02:45:02.549 --> 02:45:05.610
So I had a great collection of, vintage, I still

02:45:05.610 --> 02:45:08.190
do have a great collection of vintage toys that

02:45:08.190 --> 02:45:11.270
he bought me. I was a big toy kid. I really liked

02:45:11.270 --> 02:45:14.090
toys a lot. But I have great memories of my dad.

02:45:14.149 --> 02:45:16.590
My dad never beat me, never whooped me for being

02:45:16.590 --> 02:45:20.950
feminine. He just never did. My mom was a disciplinarian

02:45:20.950 --> 02:45:23.969
in the house. But back in those days, again,

02:45:24.030 --> 02:45:26.409
there was no trans representation whatsoever.

02:45:26.829 --> 02:45:30.549
There was no RuPaul drag race. My idea of a drag

02:45:30.549 --> 02:45:32.909
queen was Flip Wilson. Remember Flip Wilson's

02:45:32.909 --> 02:45:35.129
show? Yes. Back in the 70s. I've heard of it.

02:45:35.350 --> 02:45:38.649
Yeah, Flip Wilson was a big, you know, but it

02:45:38.649 --> 02:45:41.170
was all getting comedy. Drag was always comical.

02:45:41.250 --> 02:45:44.010
It was not serious. Like, what I do is very serious.

02:45:44.309 --> 02:45:46.549
When you see me on stage, I'm not funny at all.

02:45:46.649 --> 02:45:48.950
Yeah. You know, but, you know, back in those

02:45:48.950 --> 02:45:51.670
days, it was all comical. But it's just some

02:45:51.670 --> 02:45:55.870
boys just feel like girls for whatever fucking

02:45:55.870 --> 02:45:59.020
reason. I don't know why. And I can't stand when

02:45:59.020 --> 02:46:01.760
people ask me, why do you feel like that? I don't

02:46:01.760 --> 02:46:05.180
know. Yes, I got you. If I could explain it,

02:46:05.280 --> 02:46:08.799
if I could explain it, then I could define it

02:46:08.799 --> 02:46:12.100
and I could have avoided it. I avoided all the

02:46:12.100 --> 02:46:15.620
suffering and the things that I went through

02:46:15.620 --> 02:46:17.920
throughout the course of my life because I've

02:46:17.920 --> 02:46:20.180
lived this way. I would have done everything

02:46:20.180 --> 02:46:24.479
to avoid it. But it is what it is. I accepted.

02:46:24.680 --> 02:46:26.420
myself a long time ago. Yes, that's beautiful.

02:46:26.620 --> 02:46:28.840
I'm glad you were able to do that except who

02:46:28.840 --> 02:46:33.100
you are. How often do you guys get DMs from people

02:46:33.100 --> 02:46:36.159
either saying how happy you are or they are that

02:46:36.159 --> 02:46:38.579
you're representing the LGBTQ plus community

02:46:38.579 --> 02:46:42.360
or how often do you guys get advice from anybody

02:46:42.360 --> 02:46:46.040
in the DMs if you do? I'm the one who's usually

02:46:46.040 --> 02:46:49.340
in charge of all the social media stuff. I'm

02:46:49.340 --> 02:46:53.260
kind of the one who fields all that stuff. Honestly,

02:46:53.260 --> 02:46:57.319
it's a lot. It's a lot in both aspects. You get

02:46:57.319 --> 02:46:59.319
people who are really supportive and want to

02:46:59.319 --> 02:47:02.799
see you succeed. One of the biggest things was

02:47:02.799 --> 02:47:05.920
people telling us that they wanted to have cameras.

02:47:06.040 --> 02:47:08.200
That was one of the biggest unsolicited advice

02:47:08.200 --> 02:47:10.280
that we got the entirety of the time that we

02:47:10.280 --> 02:47:13.780
were on air. And now we do. But the main thing

02:47:13.780 --> 02:47:16.700
that happened in terms of the exact opposite

02:47:16.700 --> 02:47:19.540
way was when we were on the midnight to 3 a .m.

02:47:19.540 --> 02:47:23.020
show. And Esme, just being the amazing trans

02:47:23.020 --> 02:47:27.219
person that she is, had a very big fan. She would

02:47:27.219 --> 02:47:30.000
actually call about 80 times a show. Oh, wow.

02:47:30.239 --> 02:47:35.280
And she would say as much heinous stuff as possible

02:47:35.280 --> 02:47:37.979
to try and get under Esme's skin. Meanwhile,

02:47:38.219 --> 02:47:40.500
Esme, she's lived as a woman for 50 years. She's

02:47:40.500 --> 02:47:44.479
65 years old. You can't say anything to her that'll

02:47:44.479 --> 02:47:45.760
get her aggravated. I thought it was hilarious.

02:47:46.040 --> 02:47:49.100
Esme. She called me a woman skinner, whatever

02:47:49.100 --> 02:47:52.870
that means. I thought you were 45. You look amazing.

02:47:53.469 --> 02:47:56.670
Yeah, I'm 65. I just turned 65 this year. Damn,

02:47:56.709 --> 02:47:59.030
you look so good. I feel really good. And I'll

02:47:59.030 --> 02:48:01.790
tell you, I got the energy, man. I'm the energizer,

02:48:01.790 --> 02:48:04.409
buddy. I got a lot of energy. I literally wake

02:48:04.409 --> 02:48:06.430
up and I'm like ready to go. Like, you know,

02:48:06.430 --> 02:48:08.549
some people have to work themselves up. I'm like,

02:48:08.610 --> 02:48:11.350
no. But I'm just like my dad. So much like my

02:48:11.350 --> 02:48:13.950
dad. My dad was in his 80s and 90s and he had

02:48:13.950 --> 02:48:16.350
the energy of a 40 -year -old. He was like great.

02:48:16.870 --> 02:48:20.639
Yeah. I feel great. I feel really, really good.

02:48:20.700 --> 02:48:23.719
I've lost 23 pounds. I'm losing more, but I've

02:48:23.719 --> 02:48:25.520
lost 23 pounds, and that weight loss has really

02:48:25.520 --> 02:48:28.200
helped me a lot. Now, for everybody listening,

02:48:28.340 --> 02:48:31.200
go to cltampa .com and click on Best of the Bay

02:48:31.200 --> 02:48:34.379
and vote. What are all the nominations you guys

02:48:34.379 --> 02:48:38.420
have? Oh, well, we've got we've got a ton. I

02:48:38.420 --> 02:48:42.420
keep forgetting. So we've got luckily they actually

02:48:42.420 --> 02:48:44.780
WMNF asked us to do a video. So I actually have

02:48:44.780 --> 02:48:47.379
a list right here. So we're nominated under best

02:48:47.379 --> 02:48:50.399
radio show. Both myself and Esme are nominated

02:48:50.399 --> 02:48:52.680
under best radio personality. So you have to

02:48:52.680 --> 02:48:57.639
choose one under best TV host slash news person.

02:48:57.799 --> 02:49:00.799
The show is best under best morning TV show.

02:49:01.460 --> 02:49:04.680
as well as I got nominated for Best Community

02:49:04.680 --> 02:49:07.659
Organizer and Best Columnist. And our bingo,

02:49:07.819 --> 02:49:11.139
which helps support the show, WMNF's Big Gay

02:49:11.139 --> 02:49:14.620
Bingo was also nominated. Well, before I let

02:49:14.620 --> 02:49:17.700
you guys go, promote yourself, say what you got

02:49:17.700 --> 02:49:21.610
to say. You guys have the floor. Oh, well, Esme,

02:49:21.690 --> 02:49:23.930
I'm going to go ahead and take this moment to

02:49:23.930 --> 02:49:28.629
say how much I love you, Esme, and how grateful

02:49:28.629 --> 02:49:32.430
I am that I get to host a show alongside such

02:49:32.430 --> 02:49:34.829
an amazing person. And I will always highlight

02:49:34.829 --> 02:49:38.469
the fact that Esme Russell is truly a legend

02:49:38.469 --> 02:49:41.389
in this area. She's the first lady of Gabor,

02:49:41.610 --> 02:49:46.219
and she is just absolutely amazing. Yeah, thank

02:49:46.219 --> 02:49:48.299
you so much, Chris. I really appreciate that.

02:49:48.520 --> 02:49:50.940
We have a great working relationship here, and

02:49:50.940 --> 02:49:54.000
it's really good. We do fight. We do fight. A

02:49:54.000 --> 02:49:58.340
lot of times. Especially about topics, or I get

02:49:58.340 --> 02:50:03.239
distracted. But we have a good show. It's a good

02:50:03.239 --> 02:50:05.700
family environment. And then our rotating hosts

02:50:05.700 --> 02:50:10.540
are also very good. Brian, Joanna, Vin. And then

02:50:10.540 --> 02:50:13.559
we also have Claire. Claire. Sean Kelly. Behind

02:50:13.559 --> 02:50:16.979
the scenes. So, you know, we do have a really

02:50:16.979 --> 02:50:19.620
good team here of people that help us every week

02:50:19.620 --> 02:50:22.280
to keep the show running good. So we're very

02:50:22.280 --> 02:50:24.879
blessed. I'm very grateful for everybody. And,

02:50:24.920 --> 02:50:28.440
you know, the nominations are great, but it's

02:50:28.440 --> 02:50:31.879
really weird. I used to watch entertainers, like

02:50:31.879 --> 02:50:34.260
famous people would get nominated for Academy

02:50:34.260 --> 02:50:35.899
Awards, and they'd go, well, I was just making

02:50:35.899 --> 02:50:37.979
a movie. I wasn't really trying to win an Academy

02:50:37.979 --> 02:50:40.370
Award. And that's how I feel about this. I'm

02:50:40.370 --> 02:50:42.170
just doing my radio gig. You know what I'm saying?

02:50:42.409 --> 02:50:44.610
I'm not thinking, well, if I do, if I say this,

02:50:44.729 --> 02:50:47.190
I'll get, I'll get attention for it. You know,

02:50:47.190 --> 02:50:49.590
I was watching our video from last week and I'm

02:50:49.590 --> 02:50:53.209
laughing at how funny I am when I'm being serious.

02:50:53.989 --> 02:50:56.969
I'm just being serious. And it sounds funny when

02:50:56.969 --> 02:50:59.389
I, when I watched myself say it, I went, oh my

02:50:59.389 --> 02:51:01.170
God, that sounded so funny, but I wasn't being

02:51:01.170 --> 02:51:03.639
funny at the time. So, you know, we're just trying

02:51:03.639 --> 02:51:05.500
to do our thing and whatever happens, happens.

02:51:05.719 --> 02:51:08.200
And we're kind of piggybacking on, you know,

02:51:08.200 --> 02:51:11.579
why we do the show and talking on the previous

02:51:11.579 --> 02:51:15.920
topic. We used to also get letters from inmates

02:51:15.920 --> 02:51:20.200
all over the seven county area where we broadcasted.

02:51:20.590 --> 02:51:22.750
And they would they would tell how much they

02:51:22.750 --> 02:51:25.030
feel like they actually have a connection to

02:51:25.030 --> 02:51:28.530
the community. And that's why we do it. We don't

02:51:28.530 --> 02:51:31.049
do it for a piece of paper. We do it because

02:51:31.049 --> 02:51:33.969
it's needed. The conversations are needed. I

02:51:33.969 --> 02:51:36.389
really wanted to normalize trans people as best

02:51:36.389 --> 02:51:38.170
I could while I was on the air. That's always

02:51:38.170 --> 02:51:41.309
been my goal to just see that we're not hatched.

02:51:41.489 --> 02:51:43.510
You know that I'm not some weirdo out there,

02:51:43.569 --> 02:51:45.250
you know, trying to sneak into women's. But when

02:51:45.250 --> 02:51:46.790
I go in the bathroom, I'm going in there to pee.

02:51:46.930 --> 02:51:48.870
I don't care what your wife looks like. I really

02:51:48.870 --> 02:51:51.149
don't. You know, I'm just telling you, I'm not

02:51:51.149 --> 02:51:53.850
interested in none of that. You know, as I say,

02:51:53.889 --> 02:51:56.709
I say all the time in my stand up act in my show,

02:51:56.870 --> 02:52:00.510
I ain't had pussy since pussy had me. So, you

02:52:00.510 --> 02:52:03.370
know, there is no need. There's absolutely no

02:52:03.370 --> 02:52:05.649
need for you to worry about your wife or your

02:52:05.649 --> 02:52:07.729
girlfriend or your children or whatever. I'm

02:52:07.729 --> 02:52:09.889
not interested in. I'm not interested in none

02:52:09.889 --> 02:52:14.209
of that. I like men. Thank you for leaving the

02:52:14.209 --> 02:52:19.750
pussy for me. Thank you. I love it. So yeah,

02:52:19.850 --> 02:52:22.069
you know, I just, but I did want to normalize

02:52:22.069 --> 02:52:23.610
trans people as much as, you know, that we have

02:52:23.610 --> 02:52:25.370
families and we have brothers and sisters and

02:52:25.370 --> 02:52:27.409
we have struggles that, you know, we go to the

02:52:27.409 --> 02:52:29.250
grocery store. We, you know, I got to go to Walmart

02:52:29.250 --> 02:52:30.790
when I get out of here. I got to go to the bank.

02:52:30.930 --> 02:52:33.329
All the normal stuff everybody does. I'm doing

02:52:33.329 --> 02:52:35.889
the same thing. Trans people are not some weirdo

02:52:35.889 --> 02:52:38.930
trying to dress up. I'm not trying to act like

02:52:38.930 --> 02:52:41.489
anybody. If you walk up and ask me, are you transgender?

02:52:41.790 --> 02:52:44.430
Are you a guy? I'll go, yeah, I am. What? I'm

02:52:44.430 --> 02:52:47.129
not one of those people trying to hide it. I

02:52:47.129 --> 02:52:49.090
don't care that you know. It doesn't bother me

02:52:49.090 --> 02:52:51.709
at all. I'm not trying to keep it a secret. If

02:52:51.709 --> 02:52:54.750
I blend in, great. But if I don't, that's okay

02:52:54.750 --> 02:52:57.250
as well. At this stage in the game, I just don't

02:52:57.250 --> 02:52:59.829
care. I feel them. It doesn't matter to me. Well,

02:52:59.889 --> 02:53:02.770
that's why you guys are legends. You guys are

02:53:02.770 --> 02:53:04.809
the goats of the area, and it's been a lot of

02:53:04.809 --> 02:53:07.829
fun having you on the show. And if you ever need

02:53:07.829 --> 02:53:10.510
anything promoted on the show, let me know. I

02:53:10.510 --> 02:53:13.790
am a text away. We appreciate that. Thanks for

02:53:13.790 --> 02:53:15.430
the time. Awesome. Thank you so much for having

02:53:15.430 --> 02:53:18.190
us. Thank you, Esme. And thank you, Chris Gorman

02:53:18.190 --> 02:53:20.290
from the Big Gay Radio Show. Thank you, guys.

02:53:20.950 --> 02:53:25.209
Bye -bye. Have a good one. Bye, guys. And that

02:53:25.209 --> 02:53:36.659
is that. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the

02:53:36.659 --> 02:53:43.479
morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

02:53:43.479 --> 02:53:46.000
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

02:53:46.200 --> 02:53:50.819
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is...

02:53:51.690 --> 02:53:54.530
We also need to be affectionate. And you can

02:53:54.530 --> 02:53:58.170
see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They

02:53:58.170 --> 02:54:01.510
do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.

02:54:02.270 --> 02:54:08.229
The semen was so big. It's not lacking any meat.

02:54:08.409 --> 02:54:14.459
And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.

02:54:14.459 --> 02:54:17.780
It looks like you went and got a job. Not on

02:54:17.780 --> 02:54:19.799
the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in

02:54:19.799 --> 02:54:22.700
your hand and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank

02:54:22.700 --> 02:54:26.299
you. But also, I would love to be getting railed,

02:54:26.299 --> 02:54:43.909
but... made in like a wilson rose laughter and

02:54:43.909 --> 02:54:46.690
joy dissolving in the air but we'll keep the

02:54:46.690 --> 02:54:55.510
rhythm oh life's just so unfair all night's buzzing

02:54:55.510 --> 02:54:58.250
but the laughter's growing dim eardrums mixed

02:54:58.250 --> 02:55:01.190
in hoppy like fingers without rings phx to fm

02:55:01.190 --> 02:55:03.649
shoutouts hit the street but soon the sound will

02:55:03.649 --> 02:55:06.729
vanish like shadows in the heat the hoppy hour

02:55:06.729 --> 02:55:10.129
is coming to a close radio waves made in like

02:55:10.129 --> 02:55:41.260
a We'll see you next time. Dissolving in the

02:55:41.260 --> 02:55:43.940
air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just

02:55:43.940 --> 02:55:56.360
so unfair Oh, life's just so unfair Bloomed in

02:55:56.360 --> 02:55:58.780
every night like clockwork to a show Now it's

02:55:58.780 --> 02:56:01.420
time to face the silence like a TV on snow Riot

02:56:01.420 --> 02:56:04.520
happy held the mic with humor so divine The void

02:56:04.520 --> 02:56:14.430
left in our hearts wider than a canyon line Silent

02:56:14.430 --> 02:56:16.750
night, but coming to an end Like a rollercoaster

02:56:16.750 --> 02:56:19.450
stopping round the river's bend Hoppy strokes

02:56:19.450 --> 02:56:22.229
and jabs, these are daily grind Now silence will

02:56:22.229 --> 02:56:25.309
remember thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the hoppy

02:56:25.309 --> 02:56:28.629
hour is coming to a close Radio waves, fading

02:56:28.629 --> 02:56:31.930
like a rose and rose Laughter and joy, dissolving

02:56:31.930 --> 02:56:34.709
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's

02:56:34.709 --> 02:56:37.790
just so unfair The hoppy hour is coming to a

02:56:37.790 --> 02:56:40.889
close Radio waves, fading like a rose and rose

02:56:40.889 --> 02:57:06.940
Laughter and joy RyanHockeyRadio .com You probably

02:57:06.940 --> 02:57:10.440
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:57:10.659 --> 02:57:28.979
we always... Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour

02:57:28.979 --> 02:57:45.739
is now over. This concludes our broadcast day.

02:57:46.299 --> 02:57:52.319
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