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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. This woman in the WNBA. Let me see

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if I can do it. Ariki Arika Ogin Bawalali. I'd

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feel bad for the announcer of the WNBA arena

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that has to say that name. Her battery charge

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was dropped after allegedly punching a man in

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the club. I never want to hear the WNBA talk

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about, oh, we don't get paid enough or we don't

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get equal rights. And then you get away with

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abuse. When someone like, I don't know, one of

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the NBA players do it, they get charged and they

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get probation. But a woman did it. Oh, we're

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going to drop the charges. Shut up. I think it's

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absolutely... Absolutely ridiculous. How women

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get away with beating up men. Taylor, Frankie,

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Pog. This woman, it's hard to say her name, got

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away with it. Do you see the problem? You want

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equal rights, but when it comes to criminal charges,

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then you're like, I'm good. I'm good. That's

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hypocritical. That's funny. And she's frightening

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in her mugshot. There is not an attractive bone

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in that mugshot, which means she'll beat your

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ass. And that's what she did. But charges got

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dropped, so whatever. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. James

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Harden, again. Enough of this. When it's all

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said and done, James Harden will always be a

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loser. Now, is James Harden a good player? Yeah.

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Hall of Famer. But everybody makes the Hall of

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Fame. If it was baseball, he might not make it.

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James Harden, when you need him to win a game,

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hey, James, you're making all the hundreds of

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millions. Time to win a game. It's almost like

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he wants the offseason to end just so that he

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can go bang those women on his yacht. Last night,

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he went three for 13. 0 for 4 from 3, but made

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4 -3. 4 -3. free throws. And the thing is, there's

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a plus and minus, which means when you're on

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the court, were you up 15 points or down 15 points?

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They were losing by 15 points when he was on

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the court. Man, James Harden has all the talent

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in the world, but once the NBA kind of started

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to crack down on flopping, he got exposed. He'll

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always be a loser. You're a loser, Harden. You

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can't do that. You always choke. It's insane.

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It's insane. You always choke. I don't know if

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he just doesn't care. I'd be embarrassed. All

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that dude does is choke. Donovan Mitchell, I

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mean, man, that dude can't get out of the second

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round either. Mm -hmm. Another side check right

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here. Mm -hmm. We all know that Justin Bieber

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had a hard time choosing between Selena Gomez,

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who's true wifey material, and Hailey, who's

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a side chick, and dreamed of marrying him. She

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has no talent. Besides being born into nepotism,

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she should join the FLZ morning show. Well, there

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she is, talking about the judgment she receives

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from people. You've been famous for a long time.

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You have been famous... You've been famous for

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about 10 years, honey. Or... Who in 2012 was

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like, oh yeah, Hailey, babe. The family that

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you came from, the person that you married, now

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as a founder and a businesswoman in your own

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right, like, I'm curious if it... Oh yeah, she

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totally got the business up and running because

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of her talent, not because of her name and who

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she's having sex with. Ever feels... harmful

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or beneficial, like both sides of the coin, to

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have all of that history kind of be out there

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and have people know your story in that way.

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I just think being in this position in general.

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Yeah, people know that she ruined a relationship

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so she could get to the top. Heaven forbid we

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know the truth about these morons. That's the

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problem with the feministic movement is sometimes

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women try to excuse cheating. She's a bust down.

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Girl, there's a lot of judgment. You know, and

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I think that when you're trying to figure out

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who you are on such a big scale in front of so

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many different people. Yeah, I'm like, do I want

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to marry him? We'll be in a lovely relationship.

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He'll probably be big and sexy red. But hey,

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I got to get out of it. I got something out of

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it. People, it feels really restricting to be

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able to like Yeah, you know, you always got to

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be careful. I've hung around relationships, that's

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starting a radio, where literally it's began

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an infidelity and the timetable is always interesting.

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Yeah, it's hard to like grow and you're like,

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yeah, I was banging him. He was banging Selena's

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grumpiness. Yeah. And have that constantly be

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looked at in a microscope. I'm really uncomfortable

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a lot of the time in interviews. Please stop

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bringing up that I'm a side chick. I want to

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be credible, even though I don't have a credible

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bone in my body. Because I find that my words

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get twisted or, you know, things get totally

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misconstrued and then it makes me want to, like,

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close off. You should close off. Yeah, nine.

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Not that interesting. Diana Rossini's son is

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named Mike, but it's named after her brother.

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Not the guy she banged for seven years. Especially

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while she was pregnant. So here's a clip about

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what's going on with Mike Grable and Diana Rossini.

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It's wild out there. They've lost their mind.

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Well, and Diana Rossini took a private boat trip

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together in 2021. I always wondered, because

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I worked in morning radio, so she didn't know

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my phone at the time. I always wondered what

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the wife's doing at home, knowing that they're

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inside of another woman. Like, oh, whatever.

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I'm going to have someone get inside of me. While

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the NFL insider was pregnant with her first child,

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TMZ Sports obtained all the information surrounding

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this. It went down in Putnam County, Tennessee.

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And they held onto these pictures for a long

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time, man. In June 2021, while Vrabel was the

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head coach of the Tennessee Titans, and Rossini

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was one of the most prominent NFL insiders in

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the game. Oh yeah, she was definitely letting

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people inside her. Now, the two, we are told,

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did not want to have their pictures taken Duh,

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they don't want to get caught. Mm -hmm. Wow,

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breaking news. Throughout the entire trip, Vrabel

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agreed to take a picture with the crew. Rossini

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elected not to. Yeah, because you're hiding.

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Because you're a sidekick. So how do you know

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this even happened? Well, we actually obtained

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documents that show Vrabel and Rossini signed

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off on a safety waiver to make sure everything

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was going to be okay with that. Oh, yeah. Now,

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later... That summer, Rossini actually welcomed

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her first child with Kevin Goldschmidt. I am

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totally Kevin's kid. I'd get a paternity test.

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Her husband and, of course, you don't want to

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be like the Gold Digger song. 18 years. At the

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time, Grable was married to his wife, Jen. They

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got, oh yeah, Jen's so proud of him. Hitched

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back in 19... Oh yeah, she's the washed up hag

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at this point. Unfortunately, that's how he views

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her. I think she's hot, but. Now, we are told

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there was actually no PDA whatsoever throughout

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this entire trip, and they actually appeared

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very platonic, which. Oh yeah, because they're

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not going to bang it public behind closed doors,

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though. You know he plows. That is not what you

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can say about some other pictures of them together

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over the years. I'm so sick of talking about

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them. I am here doing it. So I'm contributing

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to the problem. How stupid is Kodak Black? How

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much of a moron is Kodak Black? You literally

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get pardoned by the president. Now, is there

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a chance that he can be pardoned again? Of course.

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But you literally get pardoned. And then you

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go out and you commit that crime again. You're

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stupid! What in your career is so average? You're

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an idiot! Oh wow, I've been recording for 11

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minutes and 11 seconds at 11, 11 a .m. Alright,

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here's the news clip. Serious legal trouble after

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cops say they found MDMA and tens of thousands

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of dollars in cash. Hell yeah! It says, you know,

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Kodak Black doing ecstasy! A Florida bus tied

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to the wrapper. Here's what's going on. According

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to an arrest affidavit obtained by TMZ, Orlando

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police officers discovered a pink bag can you

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imagine in that moment when you're uh black and

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you're like i think i might be in trouble again

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you know there's like a weird before and after

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moment whenever you're in whenever you're involved

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with the cops where you're like remember when

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i thought i had problems in my head now i'm dealing

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with the pigs $37 ,000 in cash and documents

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with Kodak's legal name Bill Capri during a November

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car bust. I love that. Kodak Black's name is

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Bill Capri. Investigators also claim the bag

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matched when one Kodak appeared to show off on

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Instagram days earlier. What a moron. You got

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too comfortable, dude. Now, I'm not saying the

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president's not going to pardon you, but you're

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stupid. Did you ever look at Kodak Black and

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go, oh yeah, he's a real genius. He's a rocket

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scientist. Did Kodak Black... One second here.

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Did Kodak Black... This is how I'm going to judge

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him. Graduate high school. Wow, he graduated

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with his GED. I often say, if you didn't graduate

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high school, you're an idiot. It's easy. They

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want to get you the fuck out of there. So he

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got his GED. How are you that stupid? Mm -hmm.

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Cops say they found a distinct gun -shaped lighter

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in the bag that Kodak also appeared to flaunt

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on social media. He was just asking to get caught.

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Mm -hmm. A psychologist would call that self

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-sabotage. oh yeah hey maybe i saw it on a channel

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for once maybe it's because i slept in for i

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don't know 10 hours went to bed at midnight i

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want to thank everybody At the MJ Morning Show

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for the opportunity to fill in for Andrew. Man,

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I don't know if I'm built for mornings anymore,

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man. I like sleeping in. Although, if I was offered

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happy hour in the morning, you better believe

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I'd be there. But I'm the same, man. MJ does

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that show without any freaking caffeine. I sleep

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in till 10 and I need caffeine. He's a legend.

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Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins

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now. A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome

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to Happy Power. Door is closing. Hi, this is

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Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy

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Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

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Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit

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this button, boom, the whole program's going

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to start. Okay, well, hit it. All right. And

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now for something completely different. Hoppy

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Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. I feel like myself

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for once. Mm -hmm. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your

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host, Ryan Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856

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-494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

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.com. It is today, which means we'll do Hoppy

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101, okay? Cool. It'll be a good time. Yep. Turn

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your speakers up. Happy hour. Live from the bird

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worldwide, huh? 6ix9ine riding in the booth,

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that's facts. Big mic, big voice, little gray

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cat. Luna on the counter when he plans a show.

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She purrs, he rants, then the cameras roll. Let's

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go. From St. Pete's stand to the Tokyo lights,

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they tune in when he talk about love and fights.

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He say, fellas, breathe before you press in.

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A pretty face don't mean she a long -term friend.

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She love your status, not your soul Protect your

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heart, protect your phone Mr. Hoppy 101 Game

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on and for everyone If she chase clout, boy,

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you run If she chase clout, boy, you run She

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ask what she want when the lights low Is it you

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or the angle on the front row post? If every

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night you just filming her spin But she crop

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your face. Uh -huh. Bumbo somehow ends in fame.

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Oh, yeah. In the game, that's game. He talks,

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sex, talk, trust, talk, trust again. Respect

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or no, that's rule number 10. But if a yes always

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start with who that. She with the crowd, not

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you, I swear. It's that Hoppy 101. Passing session,

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don't be dumb. She love your status, not your

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soul. 8 -5 -6. Protect your heart, protect your

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soul. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You tweeted

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me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always email me, RyanHobbyRadio

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at gmail .com. You don't want to be around a

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woman that vanishes when you don't have as much

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money. She's a cloud chaser. Hell yeah, I'm back

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with my energy, man. Not going to say I didn't

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have a panic attack last night. I don't even

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know who won the Spurs game. Who won the Spurs

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game? Did Wemby come in and do his thing? Oh,

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the table is lost. No. Running from Minnesota.

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All right. I'm having a real talk with you guys.

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A six foot nine, 32 year old. I've been so great

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being tall, Hoppy. Yeah, with my constant back

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pain. Man, fuck that. But in all sincerity, I

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do have one thing I want to say. Don't fall in

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love. I'm telling you. Don't. And love. When

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you fall in love, you know what happens? Unless

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you're gonna, ideally, you're with the person

00:17:48.789 --> 00:17:53.630
until they die. All relationships end. But ideally,

00:17:54.029 --> 00:17:56.869
you don't even hear it. I'm flicking his paper

00:17:56.869 --> 00:18:04.490
around the room. So passionate about it. When

00:18:04.490 --> 00:18:10.769
you fall in love, love is literally a Do you

00:18:10.769 --> 00:18:13.670
want to go through that withdrawal? The, um,

00:18:13.750 --> 00:18:17.069
I don't know what the word is. You know when

00:18:17.069 --> 00:18:21.549
it hits your same receptors as drugs? Like the

00:18:21.549 --> 00:18:26.450
two breakups I've been through. I was crying

00:18:26.450 --> 00:18:31.630
like a little baby. Oh, I was. You know what

00:18:31.630 --> 00:18:33.809
else I was doing? Going through withdrawal. I

00:18:33.809 --> 00:18:38.569
lost weight. I always said. Best way to lose

00:18:38.569 --> 00:18:41.210
weight is go through a traumatic heartbreak.

00:18:41.990 --> 00:18:47.609
Wonderful. You'll look like a hunk in two days.

00:18:49.750 --> 00:18:53.369
Now, I am not against the idea of love. But you

00:18:53.369 --> 00:18:59.509
gotta be careful. Because men, we can fall in

00:18:59.509 --> 00:19:03.769
love. We're protectors. We're Papa Bear Energy.

00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:07.859
As the hot -ass women call it, daddy energy.

00:19:08.099 --> 00:19:13.220
We're daddy energy. We care. I mean, I'm not

00:19:13.220 --> 00:19:14.839
going to be a dad in life, but there's people

00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:18.000
I take under my wing. I try to take care of.

00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:21.519
I hammer and hank at my boy, Nick. I try to be

00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:25.859
a good person at times. Here's the thing, ladies

00:19:25.859 --> 00:19:31.299
and gentlemen. Boys and girls, is women can move

00:19:31.299 --> 00:19:33.460
on from men just like that. They can be like,

00:19:33.539 --> 00:19:40.900
oh, whatever. Us men, it's not that we're obsessive,

00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:45.680
but we're obsessive! And what we mean by that

00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:51.680
is the idea of our former girl hooking up with

00:19:51.680 --> 00:19:56.460
someone else drives us nuts! We lose our mind!

00:19:58.140 --> 00:20:02.839
We go, whoa, what are we doing here? How did

00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:09.579
she go from riding me to Shut down on her. It's

00:20:09.579 --> 00:20:15.200
a lot. Men, all the toxic ones are like, oh my

00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:22.740
god. That's the thing. It's okay to love someone.

00:20:23.900 --> 00:20:27.160
But when you say it over and over, you're giving

00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:32.839
it power. Oh yeah, this music makes you go topless

00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:45.279
in the club, right Landis? I don't really feel

00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:47.339
like doing Javier 101 today. I'm just telling

00:20:47.339 --> 00:20:49.900
you. I was even telling my cousin this week.

00:20:49.960 --> 00:20:53.039
He got a hot -ass girlfriend. I was like, dude,

00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:57.720
you gotta be careful. Don't do what I did, which

00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:01.380
is fall in love with the idea of somebody. I've

00:21:01.380 --> 00:21:04.319
even respected people in radio like Galta and

00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:08.059
Rover. The idea of what I thought they were is

00:21:08.059 --> 00:21:13.720
men. It's literally a heartbreak. When you think

00:21:13.720 --> 00:21:16.119
you know somebody and then you're proven wrong

00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:20.500
and then you ignore all the red flags. Isn't

00:21:20.500 --> 00:21:29.240
that good? Not a smart choice. All right. That's

00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:36.980
happy 101. All right. Whatever. I'm not doing

00:21:36.980 --> 00:21:38.559
the morning radio schedule until they say, hey,

00:21:38.559 --> 00:21:39.880
Ryan, can you do it for two weeks? And I go,

00:21:39.920 --> 00:21:44.519
okay. Eight, five, six, 49 happy. I don't know.

00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:46.500
I'm just not built for mornings anymore, man.

00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:52.779
I love radio. I'm a defendant of radio. But it's

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:56.599
just like, are there going to be new talents

00:21:56.599 --> 00:21:59.720
coming up? Are they going to start growing talent?

00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:03.180
I have a story for you about the state of radio.

00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:07.119
It's not a very good story. It's nothing that

00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:19.970
happens at work. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo, static

00:22:19.970 --> 00:22:23.190
crackles be on the air Spilling radio secrets,

00:22:23.349 --> 00:22:26.250
man, he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons

00:22:26.250 --> 00:22:30.109
in pairs DJ Drama, he's the one who dares Program

00:22:30.109 --> 00:22:33.529
directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists

00:22:33.529 --> 00:22:36.190
rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,

00:22:36.230 --> 00:22:38.670
they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than

00:22:38.670 --> 00:22:42.579
the bass line Boom. So I was talking to somebody.

00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:46.940
And they were like, this made me so sad for radio.

00:22:47.559 --> 00:22:49.619
They were talking about how they were trying

00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:53.140
to describe to their son what morning radio is

00:22:53.140 --> 00:22:55.880
like. And how big it was back in the day. And

00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:58.400
it still is. And it's the prime job you want.

00:22:59.019 --> 00:23:03.519
And that person's son. You know what the son

00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:08.420
said? Is morning radio similar to the Bobby Lee,

00:23:08.539 --> 00:23:14.500
Andrew Santino podcast, Bad Friends? No. It's

00:23:14.500 --> 00:23:21.279
better than those hacks. That bothers me. Radio.

00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:26.140
I think it's time you start, I don't know, growing

00:23:26.140 --> 00:23:30.619
talent. Because that's a problem. When people

00:23:30.619 --> 00:23:33.380
think of that podcast as an example of what morning

00:23:33.380 --> 00:23:37.589
radio might be similar to, Which, we're going

00:23:37.589 --> 00:23:40.829
to be honest here, all podcasts is nothing more

00:23:40.829 --> 00:23:44.029
and nothing less than the Opie and Anthony show.

00:23:45.109 --> 00:23:47.430
Or a copycat of Joe Rogan. Because it's all the

00:23:47.430 --> 00:23:49.329
same thing. I try to do something different.

00:23:50.130 --> 00:23:53.190
I had this hot ass woman on LinkedIn that's all

00:23:53.190 --> 00:23:58.910
the podcast consultants. She reached out to me

00:23:58.910 --> 00:24:00.509
and she's like, I want to interview you on my

00:24:00.509 --> 00:24:04.390
podcast. First of all, I don't think they've

00:24:04.390 --> 00:24:07.099
ever even listened to my show. They just see

00:24:07.099 --> 00:24:11.019
that I have a little bit of clout. And then I

00:24:11.019 --> 00:24:13.000
told her I don't do video, blah, blah, blah.

00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:16.819
And then I didn't hear it back. Yeah, you don't

00:24:16.819 --> 00:24:21.460
always need to be on camera. Every freaking podcast

00:24:21.460 --> 00:24:25.019
is all the same thing. And it's okay if you want

00:24:25.019 --> 00:24:27.900
to do it, that's fine. But you got the little

00:24:27.900 --> 00:24:33.029
certain... microphone stand, and it's like kind

00:24:33.029 --> 00:24:36.049
of a copy of Joe Budden. Everyone's got the couch.

00:24:38.089 --> 00:24:39.869
Everyone's got the freaking thing where they

00:24:39.869 --> 00:24:42.910
got the camera that goes to the person when they're

00:24:42.910 --> 00:24:46.289
talking, and they're talking about life. And

00:24:46.289 --> 00:24:47.750
then they're doing a thing where it's like, oh,

00:24:47.750 --> 00:24:49.910
we're trying to be like a mix of Joe Rogan and

00:24:49.910 --> 00:24:58.470
Impulsive by Logan Paul. It's crazy. You could

00:24:58.470 --> 00:25:01.579
go up to a millennial. And there's a better chance

00:25:01.579 --> 00:25:03.519
that I'm saying they have a podcast than them

00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:07.619
being in a relationship. I don't even want to.

00:25:07.700 --> 00:25:10.599
It's not that I really don't have a problem with

00:25:10.599 --> 00:25:13.180
podcasts. I'm not one of those guys. I don't

00:25:13.180 --> 00:25:16.019
want to be like Howard Stern where I'm in radio

00:25:16.019 --> 00:25:19.240
and I'm bitching about it. It is your right to

00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:22.819
have a podcast. I don't care. But I have some

00:25:22.819 --> 00:25:26.420
originality. Do something original for once in

00:25:26.420 --> 00:25:30.339
your life. I don't know. I just grew up where

00:25:30.339 --> 00:25:33.000
there were very few options. It was like Opie

00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:36.359
and Anthony, Howard Stern, and Chicago's local

00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:40.359
guys like Eddie Jovo, Manco, Brandmer. And how

00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:43.799
quickly radio just like said, oh, we're just

00:25:43.799 --> 00:25:46.160
going to keep rehashing the same five names from

00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:51.880
the 90s. That's why I work very hard. I don't

00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:55.140
take days off. Sunday is kind of a day off, you

00:25:55.140 --> 00:25:57.660
know. But even Sunday, I'm planning for my show

00:25:57.660 --> 00:26:02.000
on Monday. I do this to entertain you. The greatest

00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:05.680
compliment I ever get is when people tell me

00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:07.579
that this show entertains them while they're

00:26:07.579 --> 00:26:13.460
stuck in traffic. Stuck in gridlock? Let Hoppy

00:26:13.460 --> 00:26:17.339
Hour be your escape from the brake lights. I

00:26:17.339 --> 00:26:23.960
had the weirdest... freaking Friday morning I've

00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:33.460
ever had. So weird. So, working on the MJ Morning

00:26:33.460 --> 00:26:37.940
Show, there's a lot of work that goes in between

00:26:37.940 --> 00:26:42.000
the 5 to 6 a .m. hour. Once you get to the hour

00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:44.299
and a half of nonstop MJ, it's pretty chill.

00:26:45.180 --> 00:26:47.980
But there's a lot of audio that has to get imported.

00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:50.319
I have to make sure all the commercials are in

00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:54.000
for it. So there's a lot of work. I would say

00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:57.299
5 to 7 .30 is a marathon. And then the rest of

00:26:57.299 --> 00:26:59.519
the show, by 8 .30, you're chilling. But I love

00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:01.660
doing it. I wouldn't get up if I didn't want

00:27:01.660 --> 00:27:05.019
to do it. I remember when MJ was on the other

00:27:05.019 --> 00:27:07.740
radio station and on the iHeartRadio app. When

00:27:07.740 --> 00:27:09.299
it first came out, they had the replay channel.

00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:12.700
And I used to listen to him in high school. Him,

00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:15.880
Rover, unfortunately, Lux and Terry, very fortunately,

00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:18.619
good guys, Bobby Bones. Remember when the iHeart

00:27:18.619 --> 00:27:21.000
app like 15 years ago had to replay channels?

00:27:21.299 --> 00:27:27.819
Yeah. So it's very surreal that I know MJ and

00:27:27.819 --> 00:27:33.740
I also know Todd off the mic. The thing I respect

00:27:33.740 --> 00:27:37.720
about MJ is that he knows what he wants and that

00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:42.019
he truly cares about entertaining people. But

00:27:42.019 --> 00:27:45.799
Friday morning, I was mad that I had missed a

00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:47.460
lot of the NBA playoffs because a lot of these

00:27:47.460 --> 00:27:50.160
West Coast games, especially now that they're

00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:54.019
on Amazon, they begin at like 11 o 'clock. And

00:27:54.019 --> 00:27:56.640
sometimes I have this ADHD overthinking thing

00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:00.859
where I go, you know what? I need to have only

00:28:00.859 --> 00:28:03.220
cartoons on to go to bed. I'm going to be too

00:28:03.220 --> 00:28:06.240
hyper to watch sports. Having NBA on compared

00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:13.640
to the NFL is two different things. So here's

00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:15.500
the thing. When you're watching the NFL, you

00:28:15.500 --> 00:28:22.240
don't want to miss any of the first downs. So.

00:28:23.169 --> 00:28:27.630
With the NBA, you can have it on while you're

00:28:27.630 --> 00:28:34.569
sleeping. So I had the NBA on while I was sleeping.

00:28:35.410 --> 00:28:39.349
And I kept checking in and seeing that the Oklahoma

00:28:39.349 --> 00:28:47.539
City Thunder were winning. So, usually if you

00:28:47.539 --> 00:28:49.779
watch the game on Hulu, because I don't have

00:28:49.779 --> 00:28:52.279
YouTube TV, I'm not paying $95 a month, I go,

00:28:52.380 --> 00:28:57.920
fuck yourself! No. I pay for Hulu, although it

00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:00.259
took the $30 out of my account, but it comes

00:29:00.259 --> 00:29:03.619
with, on Friday, it comes with ESPN, Disney,

00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:07.460
blah, blah, blah. And then I have my mom's Amazon

00:29:07.460 --> 00:29:09.839
account, and that has NBA on it, and then Peacock

00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:14.960
does. And, uh... When you watch it on Hulu or

00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:19.039
Peacock, when the game's over, it goes to the

00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.119
screen. Well, for Apple TV, it's downtown LA,

00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:25.339
but if it's Roku, it's that city in Roku. I want

00:29:25.339 --> 00:29:27.599
to do radio in that city that the wallpaper shows.

00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:30.380
It looks interesting with the dinosaur and everything.

00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:34.259
If you have a Roku TV, you know what I mean.

00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:38.400
But here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:45.549
and girls. is the fact that when you watch the

00:29:45.549 --> 00:29:48.930
NBA and Amazon Prime, Amazon, when the game's

00:29:48.930 --> 00:29:53.069
over with, doesn't go to the skyscraper screensavers.

00:29:53.250 --> 00:29:56.490
It does this thing where it decides to start

00:29:56.490 --> 00:29:59.130
showing you other sports that are live probably

00:29:59.130 --> 00:30:01.910
on the other side of the planet. Didn't know

00:30:01.910 --> 00:30:10.769
it would do this. So, I wake up to, I don't dislike

00:30:10.769 --> 00:30:17.119
cops. But I'm not a big fan of cops. Okay? They're

00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:20.920
okay. But I would prefer them not be in my parking

00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:25.880
lot. So at 3 .30 a .m., I have my cat purring

00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:31.720
on me. And sometimes if I get up too early, then

00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:34.200
I'm just like exhausted. So I was trying to force

00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:37.319
myself to sleep till about 4 .30, and it ended

00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:45.460
up being 4 .45. But on my Amazon TV is HBO. No,

00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:49.579
not HBO. I'm like, what the fuck is HBO? It was

00:30:49.579 --> 00:30:52.500
handball league. And the announcers were like

00:30:52.500 --> 00:30:56.559
all excited. It was the craziest thing I've ever

00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.640
seen. I'm like, I didn't even know. I'm like

00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:02.559
having to ask Alexa. Alexa, what is handball

00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:10.980
league? So I have handball league on my TV. I'm

00:31:10.980 --> 00:31:12.720
going to try to do the audio of what I was hearing.

00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:17.240
So I have handball league on my TV. Then I hear

00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:28.119
cops in my parking lot. Over and over. It was

00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:36.880
the first siren over and over. This. This. I'm

00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.549
like, what planet am I in? What the fuck is going

00:31:40.549 --> 00:31:43.970
on? I guess there is a couple in my apartment

00:31:43.970 --> 00:31:46.069
that always want to argue at 2 a .m. because

00:31:46.069 --> 00:31:50.430
that's the best time to have arguments. That's

00:31:50.430 --> 00:31:56.670
when the arguments have the most impact. So there's

00:31:56.670 --> 00:32:01.329
a cop going over and over. And a sport I've never

00:32:01.329 --> 00:32:04.769
seen is on my TV. I'm like, what's going on?

00:32:06.009 --> 00:32:10.900
It's very strange. My girl Luna kept me safe.

00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:16.500
Oh, she laid on me. Oh, she's a goody butt. Mm

00:32:16.500 --> 00:32:20.180
-hmm. It's going to sound weird when I say she's

00:32:20.180 --> 00:32:22.000
the... I don't want to say my longest relationship

00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:25.920
because I'm not dating my kid. But I would say

00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:29.420
it's the longest I've, you know, had a female

00:32:29.420 --> 00:32:33.900
in my life. My love. All right, enough of that.

00:32:34.940 --> 00:32:39.920
856 -49 -HOPPY. And you know what always happens?

00:32:41.420 --> 00:32:44.740
I am not a celebrity. I don't even take myself

00:32:44.740 --> 00:32:46.740
too seriously. I do a little bit. But you know

00:32:46.740 --> 00:32:49.480
what I mean. But you know when I get recognized?

00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:54.980
Never when I'm on the first date with the highest

00:32:54.980 --> 00:33:00.259
woman. No. It's always when I've worked on a

00:33:00.259 --> 00:33:03.240
certain morning radio show. If it was Robert

00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:08.369
or Kelton. Or what else are there? Palladins,

00:33:08.369 --> 00:33:13.650
Hackass, or MJ. Everybody wants to talk to me

00:33:13.650 --> 00:33:18.809
about my job. And that's fine. But I'm cranky.

00:33:18.829 --> 00:33:23.789
And I'm tired. Being bipolar is not fun. When

00:33:23.789 --> 00:33:29.569
you're tired, you're cranky. If being bipolar

00:33:29.569 --> 00:33:32.630
and having ADHD was a radio show, it would be

00:33:32.630 --> 00:33:35.549
Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And then it's usually

00:33:35.549 --> 00:33:40.430
Calta listeners. They're like, what's Mike like

00:33:40.430 --> 00:33:44.670
in person? A douchebag. He sucks. He's quite

00:33:44.670 --> 00:33:47.430
the Tampa radio marriage expert, by the way,

00:33:47.430 --> 00:33:52.329
from what I'm hearing. Yeah, that's who I want

00:33:52.329 --> 00:33:55.730
to go to for marriage advice is Michael Calta.

00:33:56.910 --> 00:34:02.420
Yeah, he's an expert on marriage. Everybody always

00:34:02.420 --> 00:34:04.079
wants to talk to me when I'm tired. I'm like,

00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:07.259
leave me alone. Please, I'm tired. I've been

00:34:07.259 --> 00:34:10.739
up 10 hours. And I don't take naps, so I just

00:34:10.739 --> 00:34:15.059
suffer through the day. Please stop. But I'm

00:34:15.059 --> 00:34:16.559
also flattered that people want to talk to me.

00:34:16.579 --> 00:34:17.860
I don't want to get that out of there. I don't

00:34:17.860 --> 00:34:20.360
want you to think I don't. I don't want you to

00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:23.579
think I don't care. I do appreciate it. It's

00:34:23.579 --> 00:34:26.440
like, oh my God, I'm so tired. I'm tired. I'm

00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:32.000
tired. I'm not tired right now. Slept 10 hours.

00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:38.199
They hit the pen. I don't understand this rule

00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:42.960
that we have in Florida. Why is it illegal for

00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:48.280
bicyclists to be on the sidewalk when no one

00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:55.860
is ever on the sidewalk? And even if there was

00:34:55.860 --> 00:34:57.659
somebody on the sidewalk, they could, I don't

00:34:57.659 --> 00:35:05.349
know, move over. I don't understand for the life

00:35:05.349 --> 00:35:09.630
of me why people just want to be on their stupid

00:35:09.630 --> 00:35:13.110
e -bikes in the middle of the road during rush

00:35:13.110 --> 00:35:15.570
hour. And then you see on some of the local news,

00:35:15.750 --> 00:35:19.750
oh, I hate when this happens. E -biker dies during

00:35:19.750 --> 00:35:23.469
traffic. Yeah, it was in the road. And the idiot

00:35:23.469 --> 00:35:27.130
driving was probably texting and driving. Have

00:35:27.130 --> 00:35:31.139
we lost our minds? Have we gone insane? I mean,

00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:34.300
I know the answer. We have gone insane. You know

00:35:34.300 --> 00:35:36.320
what I mean? There's something in the water.

00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:40.239
I don't know if it's our pedophile orange piece

00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:42.739
of garbage president raising the gas prices by

00:35:42.739 --> 00:35:44.659
starting a war he didn't need to start so that

00:35:44.659 --> 00:35:47.260
people forgot about the Epstein files. But there's

00:35:47.260 --> 00:35:50.460
something in the water, man. This ain't it, dog.

00:35:51.659 --> 00:35:56.400
This ain't it. And then I love when I'm at Calvary's.

00:35:57.260 --> 00:35:59.639
And people are just like, Don't want to watch

00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:02.739
their dogs. They're like, I'm going to set up

00:36:02.739 --> 00:36:06.139
my huge computer set up here. I'm going to play

00:36:06.139 --> 00:36:09.420
video games. And you're going to have to deal

00:36:09.420 --> 00:36:14.820
with my little douchebag chihuahua. Yeah. Do

00:36:14.820 --> 00:36:18.659
you have any credibility? Do you have any concept

00:36:18.659 --> 00:36:24.699
that you're looking like a douchebag? I often

00:36:24.699 --> 00:36:27.849
say. If you don't have control of your dog in

00:36:27.849 --> 00:36:31.269
public, I would love to see what it's like behind

00:36:31.269 --> 00:36:35.110
closed doors. That means you are stamping for

00:36:35.110 --> 00:36:38.690
that dog. I bet you don't pick up the dog crap

00:36:38.690 --> 00:36:41.829
either. You're not doing anything. You're an

00:36:41.829 --> 00:36:46.369
idiot. Awesome. You know what's the best feeling

00:36:46.369 --> 00:36:50.389
ever? It's when you've been up all day and laying

00:36:50.389 --> 00:36:53.030
down for the first time. You could literally

00:36:53.030 --> 00:36:56.630
be laying on the most uncomfortable bed ever.

00:36:57.610 --> 00:37:03.070
But laying down for the first time. You could

00:37:03.070 --> 00:37:05.130
give me the best triple orgasm. I don't even

00:37:05.130 --> 00:37:08.769
know what that is. Of all time. But laying down

00:37:08.769 --> 00:37:14.449
for the first time is right there. That white

00:37:14.449 --> 00:37:17.929
loser Joe McCann that probably killed that Ashley

00:37:17.929 --> 00:37:23.489
Jenea influencer. He makes all white men look

00:37:23.489 --> 00:37:27.510
bad. He's a loser. Well, yeah, he's going to

00:37:27.510 --> 00:37:30.309
return to America. Good. He's wondering why the

00:37:30.309 --> 00:37:31.710
family doesn't want to talk to him. Probably

00:37:31.710 --> 00:37:35.489
because you killed their daughter, dude. Milli

00:37:35.489 --> 00:37:40.179
Vanilli's ex -wife only has $50. And she wants

00:37:40.179 --> 00:37:43.300
to sell the Milli Vanilli merchandise. It's really

00:37:43.300 --> 00:37:48.300
funny how we're making songs now on AI. And you

00:37:48.300 --> 00:37:50.239
look back and it's like, we really, I wasn't

00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.519
alive for it. I might've been very young. I mean,

00:37:52.539 --> 00:37:56.260
a couple of years it happened. When did Milli

00:37:56.260 --> 00:38:02.579
Vanilli get caught? What year was that? 89, I

00:38:02.579 --> 00:38:05.019
was negative four. My parents hadn't even met

00:38:05.019 --> 00:38:10.889
yet. It's so funny how, let's say, 37 years in

00:38:10.889 --> 00:38:13.489
the future, all of a sudden, all the music's

00:38:13.489 --> 00:38:18.289
fake. They got screwed. Taylor Frankie Paul's

00:38:18.289 --> 00:38:22.329
Bachelorette is not on the ABC lineup this summer.

00:38:24.510 --> 00:38:28.809
Can you imagine all the cloud -chasing guys that

00:38:28.809 --> 00:38:31.230
wanted to get famous from it? That ain't gonna

00:38:31.230 --> 00:38:35.400
happen, bro. A Florida teacher was caught with

00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:38.280
fentanyl in his room. What a weird guy. Yeah!

00:38:41.059 --> 00:38:44.059
Frickin' idiot! Let's make Florida continually

00:38:44.059 --> 00:38:49.659
look bad! There is a new Spencer Pratt AI...

00:38:49.659 --> 00:38:57.199
Let me see here. Alright. You want to see the

00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:00.500
new Spencer Pratt is running for mayor of LA

00:39:00.500 --> 00:39:03.590
commercial? Well, you won't see it, but... It

00:39:03.590 --> 00:39:06.949
shows the destruction in L .A. Let me see if

00:39:06.949 --> 00:39:10.409
I can play it for you. Turns out it's a lot easier

00:39:10.409 --> 00:39:12.489
to fight fires when there's water in the reservoirs.

00:39:17.130 --> 00:39:22.449
So it shows L .A. All right, it's quite riveting

00:39:22.449 --> 00:39:25.969
on camera, but it's A .I. I mean, I don't really

00:39:25.969 --> 00:39:30.380
hate on people that use A .I. because I do. Sometimes

00:39:30.380 --> 00:39:33.559
it's like when it's AI audio, the AI audio to

00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:38.780
me is better than the AI video. The AI video

00:39:38.780 --> 00:39:42.159
ain't that done. So there was that thing they

00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:44.440
do in LA like once a month called Netflix is

00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:49.440
a joke, which it is. And all these comedians

00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:52.659
up there and supposedly Jon Stewart and Seth

00:39:52.659 --> 00:39:55.780
Rogen were saying, fuck Kanye there. How edgy?

00:39:59.090 --> 00:40:05.289
How frickin' innovative. Bad Bunny's Super Bowl

00:40:05.289 --> 00:40:10.909
halftime show got a ton of FCC complaints. People

00:40:10.909 --> 00:40:12.710
saying because some of the lyrics may have been

00:40:12.710 --> 00:40:17.150
a vulgar in his language. You don't even know

00:40:17.150 --> 00:40:20.750
what he's saying. Shut up. You're all racist

00:40:20.750 --> 00:40:26.869
morons. And D4VD's brother, David's brother,

00:40:26.969 --> 00:40:32.199
said, Who's trying to become an artist. He's

00:40:32.199 --> 00:40:34.460
mad that people are impersonating him online.

00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:39.019
I don't know what's more sad. D4VD's brother

00:40:39.019 --> 00:40:44.280
trying to be an artist. Or people impersonating

00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:48.699
him. It's both pathetic. It's embarrassing. And

00:40:48.699 --> 00:40:53.199
it's just not good. Here is everyone's favorite

00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:55.739
hooker. No, she's not a hooker. Alex, I heard

00:40:55.739 --> 00:40:58.019
y 'all talking about a date you went on. I bet

00:40:58.019 --> 00:41:01.480
she's never the problem. I told you guys I would

00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:04.059
give you a debrief of my date. It was only for

00:41:04.059 --> 00:41:06.699
us, so if you're the guy I went out with, just...

00:41:06.699 --> 00:41:09.500
She seems like she'd be so boring in bed. Scroll

00:41:09.500 --> 00:41:12.360
along. And I just want to preface by saying he

00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:14.300
was really nice, really sweet. This is not to

00:41:14.300 --> 00:41:18.269
bash him. Oh, yeah, that ain't good. When a woman

00:41:18.269 --> 00:41:21.130
says you're really sweet, that means she's as

00:41:21.130 --> 00:41:24.769
dry as the Sahara Desert. Just sharing my date

00:41:24.769 --> 00:41:27.250
experience. Some people have different preferences,

00:41:27.369 --> 00:41:30.110
and that's okay. So I would say probably one

00:41:30.110 --> 00:41:32.489
of the biggest things I'm attracted to in a guy

00:41:32.489 --> 00:41:36.230
is if he's a doer and his personality. Oh, yeah.

00:41:37.150 --> 00:41:39.489
Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what you loved about

00:41:39.489 --> 00:41:43.320
Brady, his personality. Mm -hmm. Can he make

00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:45.699
a plan, be efficient, like make me feel like

00:41:45.699 --> 00:41:48.320
I don't have to use my brain? Yeah, good, just

00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:50.900
stop it. I have conversations where it's like,

00:41:50.980 --> 00:41:53.960
it's just banter back and forth. So the date

00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.199
that he told me about was like, we're going to

00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:58.980
go to Malibu, we're going to drive around, walk

00:41:58.980 --> 00:42:01.539
on the beach. That's expensive. It's eight bucks

00:42:01.539 --> 00:42:05.380
an hour. Mm -hmm. Think about the price of gas.

00:42:06.300 --> 00:42:08.820
Driving around with Alex Errol costs more than

00:42:08.820 --> 00:42:11.699
getting her dinner. It might be the same. Get

00:42:11.699 --> 00:42:14.019
some food. He ended up being a little late. He

00:42:14.019 --> 00:42:16.219
picked me up at like 3. I had my little dress

00:42:16.219 --> 00:42:19.099
on. Yeah, looking like a hot piece of ass. And

00:42:19.099 --> 00:42:21.659
he, I think, was like hungry just like in the

00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:24.420
moment. So my dude, it's 3 o 'clock. He told

00:42:24.420 --> 00:42:27.559
me that he made dinner reservations for 7 .30.

00:42:28.190 --> 00:42:30.269
Which is four and a half hours later, five hours

00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:32.190
from when he was planning to pick me up. And

00:42:32.190 --> 00:42:34.510
I'm like, what are we going to do for five hours?

00:42:34.730 --> 00:42:38.369
We can fuck! So I was saying I had to be home

00:42:38.369 --> 00:42:41.909
at like 6 .30, 7. Oh yeah, he got the reservations

00:42:41.909 --> 00:42:47.230
for no reason. I've been late. I feel like it's

00:42:47.230 --> 00:42:49.050
a fair amount of time to assume you're going

00:42:49.050 --> 00:42:50.949
to be out on a date. I had other things to do

00:42:50.949 --> 00:42:53.010
that night. So he was like, okay, we can go to...

00:42:53.010 --> 00:42:59.150
Alright, boss. She's just the worst. Your dates

00:42:59.150 --> 00:43:04.429
aren't interesting. You're stupid. I am. We all

00:43:04.429 --> 00:43:07.929
know that Dan O 'Reilly is a woman beater. He's

00:43:07.929 --> 00:43:11.949
a moron. He makes all men look bad. Remember

00:43:11.949 --> 00:43:15.670
when he was attacking his wife? Mm -hmm. He got

00:43:15.670 --> 00:43:20.090
pressed about it by the Breakfast Club. On camera.

00:43:20.730 --> 00:43:22.670
It's happened, don't it? Oh, it's happened? And

00:43:22.670 --> 00:43:24.110
that's why you always... I wonder when they haven't

00:43:24.110 --> 00:43:26.289
been treated the same way. You know what's funny

00:43:26.289 --> 00:43:28.929
is that... What's so funny about that situation,

00:43:29.150 --> 00:43:33.130
Dana? It's not funny, but I used to say that

00:43:33.130 --> 00:43:35.690
you don't recover from those. Those are... Unless

00:43:35.690 --> 00:43:38.210
you're on the UFC. Those are ones you don't recover

00:43:38.210 --> 00:43:41.050
from. But you did. I did. Do you think being

00:43:41.050 --> 00:43:42.849
the boss protected you from consequences that

00:43:42.849 --> 00:43:46.570
employed... Of course it did, Dana! You scumbag!

00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:49.280
You look like a real life penis on your stupid

00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:52.960
bald head, but on a baseball cap. No, definitely

00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:55.480
not. No, definitely Dana, come on. Definitely

00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:58.300
not. You made the choice publicly not to excuse

00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:04.000
yourself from the brand. You chose publicly to

00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:05.900
not what? To excuse yourself or give yourself

00:44:05.900 --> 00:44:11.170
up. Listen, I got money to make. And I'm working

00:44:11.170 --> 00:44:13.230
with a bunch of woman beaters as it is. They

00:44:13.230 --> 00:44:16.170
don't care. The board of directors, there's other

00:44:16.170 --> 00:44:21.869
people that are involved that could have pushed

00:44:21.869 --> 00:44:26.469
for that. It's all about the money. But yeah,

00:44:26.650 --> 00:44:30.070
I think that he is not used to being asked about

00:44:30.070 --> 00:44:33.070
this. He's used to all the Logan Paul podcast

00:44:33.070 --> 00:44:38.480
kissing his ass. And obviously they think, too,

00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:41.820
it would have hurt the company more if I did

00:44:41.820 --> 00:44:44.280
step away. And you've disciplined fighters for

00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:46.539
public behavior that was unbecoming to the company.

00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:49.980
Hell yeah, sir. But before, right? Well, I mean,

00:44:50.019 --> 00:44:54.000
I'm probably the most lenient, you know. Yeah,

00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:56.579
because you do it in real life, you scumbag.

00:44:56.980 --> 00:45:00.340
Most lenient guy in sports when it comes to dealing

00:45:00.340 --> 00:45:03.300
with being up women. Because you don't care.

00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:07.670
You don't have any morals. whether it's free

00:45:07.670 --> 00:45:13.929
speech or bad things that happen. I'm in the

00:45:13.929 --> 00:45:17.369
fight business, not like I run Microsoft. He's

00:45:17.369 --> 00:45:20.309
telling us that it's okay to beat up a woman

00:45:20.309 --> 00:45:23.429
because he's in the fight business. You're a

00:45:23.429 --> 00:45:27.030
loser. You know what I mean? So what standard

00:45:27.030 --> 00:45:29.489
did you hold yourself to in that moment? Listen,

00:45:29.670 --> 00:45:35.829
obviously, that's not what... It was... What

00:45:35.829 --> 00:45:39.349
is it, Dana? You're always the man of the room.

00:45:41.469 --> 00:45:45.510
You always know what to say. Right now, you got

00:45:45.510 --> 00:45:51.309
nothing to say. Yeah, I mean, it's as bad as

00:45:51.309 --> 00:45:56.550
it could get. I mean, I hold myself... To what

00:45:56.550 --> 00:46:00.309
standard of getting away with being a blamming

00:46:00.309 --> 00:46:03.929
you moron? Never in a million years think that

00:46:03.929 --> 00:46:05.590
that was going to happen. And I say this all

00:46:05.590 --> 00:46:07.750
the time. What? Nobody knows you better than

00:46:07.750 --> 00:46:10.349
your kids do. And they think you're a failure.

00:46:11.889 --> 00:46:15.809
And, you know, your kids, whoever you really

00:46:15.809 --> 00:46:20.010
are, your kids see it. They hear it. And they

00:46:20.010 --> 00:46:25.380
know that daddy's a moron and he's stupid. I

00:46:25.380 --> 00:46:31.380
would not want him as a father. Oh, yeah. Speaking

00:46:31.380 --> 00:46:36.719
about father. Steve Harvey talking about how

00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:39.780
protective he was towards his daughter. But before

00:46:39.780 --> 00:46:43.619
we do that, I can't just talk about Steve Harvey

00:46:43.619 --> 00:46:47.480
without playing the intro to his radio show.

00:46:51.980 --> 00:46:59.469
It's a quieter version. Let me do this one. Y

00:46:59.469 --> 00:47:07.500
'all know what time it is. Suit on, lookin' like

00:47:07.500 --> 00:47:11.619
a dog, givin' a blow, dress like a million bucks,

00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:15.539
got things in its cup, y 'all tell me, who could

00:47:15.539 --> 00:47:19.940
it be, for Steve Harvey, yeah, yeah, listen to

00:47:19.940 --> 00:47:23.480
me, who could it be, for Steve Harvey, yeah,

00:47:23.739 --> 00:47:29.820
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:47:30.380 --> 00:48:02.900
I hate reality. Guaranteed human. Although the

00:48:02.900 --> 00:48:33.139
way we fire people is not very human. So here's

00:48:33.139 --> 00:48:37.000
Steve Harvey. My mom watches that family feud

00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:40.500
show. God, he's so unlikable. Shut up. You're

00:48:40.500 --> 00:48:43.260
annoying. I'm sure when I say that, people are

00:48:43.260 --> 00:48:46.619
like, you shut up, Bobby. You're annoying. At

00:48:46.619 --> 00:48:49.400
least I'm self -aware that I'm annoying. Here's

00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.139
Steve Harvey talking about when his daughter

00:48:51.139 --> 00:48:53.280
went to prom. This little boy was going to take

00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:57.800
my daughter to the junior prom. I said no. Marjorie

00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:01.039
said, Steve, she can go. Hell yeah, Steve. No

00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:04.480
wonder she's a bust down, you know. You had her

00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:07.880
set up like a prisoner. So a little boy came

00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:11.380
over to the house and I met him. And he was 16.

00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:14.039
I'm looking at him. And I hate him. You know,

00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:16.880
I hate him. I have nothing for him. I have nothing

00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:19.880
but pure hatred for this boy. I'm sure you're

00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:24.079
never in a problem. Your father, yeah! And here's

00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:26.900
Ryan Clark doing this podcast. That's a kiss

00:49:26.900 --> 00:49:31.119
ass. So you didn't know him? No, I didn't know

00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:33.460
him. You just hated him? Yeah, instant. Okay,

00:49:33.579 --> 00:49:37.739
respect. Instant. Like, like, like Folgers. I

00:49:37.739 --> 00:49:40.980
just need the hot water. This shit finna be coffee.

00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:47.019
So funny. We got the fake laughter patrol here.

00:49:48.019 --> 00:49:50.019
So I'm sitting here looking at this little boy.

00:49:50.460 --> 00:49:54.989
And so the... The junior prom ended at 10 p .m.

00:49:55.670 --> 00:49:58.789
And so I said, my man, what time the party over?

00:49:58.929 --> 00:50:03.269
He said, 10 o 'clock, sir. I said, OK, Lori has

00:50:03.269 --> 00:50:07.289
to be home by 10, 1030. He said, no, Mr. Harvey,

00:50:07.409 --> 00:50:10.789
hold on one second. He said, after party starts

00:50:10.789 --> 00:50:16.630
at 11. I said, yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

00:50:17.150 --> 00:50:20.559
Lori has to be home at 1030. He says, no, Mr.

00:50:20.619 --> 00:50:23.219
Harvey, but you misunderstand what I'm saying.

00:50:23.340 --> 00:50:26.480
I'm trying to have sex with your daughter. The

00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.900
after party is at 11 o 'clock. I said, yeah,

00:50:29.980 --> 00:50:32.460
okay, I got all that. I don't even hear from

00:50:32.460 --> 00:50:34.880
him. No wonder she doesn't like him. He's a controlling

00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:40.559
freak. Mm -hmm. This is so nauseating, this neon

00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:43.800
guy. He's trying to get on my nerves. All right,

00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:47.960
so that neon streamer. Said that him and Alabama

00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:50.199
Barker, they were eating like Indian food. God,

00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:53.019
you know, she's firing all night. They said that

00:50:53.019 --> 00:50:56.440
Alabama said that they would make a good couple.

00:50:57.619 --> 00:51:10.920
Wow. Wow. I'm going to be honest. Indian food

00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:15.119
is so freaking gross. I know there's somebody

00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:18.039
out there listening to this that doesn't like

00:51:18.039 --> 00:51:20.800
hearing it, but it's true. We make a pretty good

00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:24.360
team. We do. Teamwork makes the dream work. Is

00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:28.380
there water anywhere? You should drink some water,

00:51:28.420 --> 00:51:30.639
too. He's always doing this thing like he's doing

00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:33.699
too much, man. Because I've been there. I'm always

00:51:33.699 --> 00:51:41.260
doing too much. But he does this thing. Where

00:51:41.260 --> 00:51:42.940
you can't just like, you know, let the moment

00:51:42.940 --> 00:51:47.840
center. I think that's a good idea. There you

00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:51.380
go. Riveting stuff, isn't it? Isn't your life

00:51:51.380 --> 00:51:54.579
better off now that you know about it? Here's

00:51:54.579 --> 00:51:56.380
a woman talking about what it's like dating in

00:51:56.380 --> 00:51:59.840
your 50s. So here's what it's like to be single

00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:02.639
and be 50 plus. Yesterday I was just scrolling

00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:06.719
on social media and I see this guy getting interviewed

00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:10.269
and it's just about him being fit. And he looks

00:52:10.269 --> 00:52:13.469
amazing. He's his age. And I'm like, oh, my God,

00:52:13.489 --> 00:52:16.469
I cannot believe that he is so similar in age

00:52:16.469 --> 00:52:19.530
to me. So I go and I find his account. I'm assuming

00:52:19.530 --> 00:52:22.409
he works in the fitness space. I find his account.

00:52:22.530 --> 00:52:26.349
He does. And I follow him. And in a few hours,

00:52:26.389 --> 00:52:28.670
he follows me back. I see it. And later in the

00:52:28.670 --> 00:52:31.130
day, I message him and I say, hey, I hope that

00:52:31.130 --> 00:52:33.690
you look amazing. I can't believe that we're

00:52:33.690 --> 00:52:36.369
the same age. You look so good. He just looks

00:52:36.369 --> 00:52:40.329
different. significantly different than men who

00:52:40.329 --> 00:52:45.570
work out at like 50 plus. So I said, I really

00:52:45.570 --> 00:52:49.389
hope you make more content. I look forward to

00:52:49.389 --> 00:52:51.289
seeing it. I really think that you're going to

00:52:51.289 --> 00:52:53.769
find a lot of success if you want it in this

00:52:53.769 --> 00:52:56.250
space and like social media. And he just said

00:52:56.250 --> 00:52:58.829
that was really kind. Thank you. And that was

00:52:58.829 --> 00:53:01.789
that I went on about my life. And then this morning

00:53:01.789 --> 00:53:04.469
I was sitting having coffee at like, I don't

00:53:04.469 --> 00:53:09.460
know. 5 30 or 6 and he sends me a private message

00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:12.400
he sends me my own reel like he's he's private

00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:16.199
messaging me about one of my reels wow you're

00:53:16.199 --> 00:53:17.920
too old to be thinking about your reels honey

00:53:17.920 --> 00:53:20.539
which is fine and he just makes a comment we're

00:53:20.539 --> 00:53:22.559
talking about like working out just being a little

00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:25.840
bit older and we're i mean we're just talking

00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:28.739
casually for a little bit it's super friendly

00:53:28.739 --> 00:53:32.099
super nice and he's like can we be gym buddies

00:53:32.099 --> 00:53:35.619
and i'm like yes This is so cool. Like, I'm going

00:53:35.619 --> 00:53:38.639
to have this super fit friend. I can get friend.

00:53:38.960 --> 00:53:42.739
You're a dummy. Fitness advice from this is going

00:53:42.739 --> 00:53:46.300
to be awesome. You move on about our days, you

00:53:46.300 --> 00:53:48.500
know, and then he checks back in a little bit

00:53:48.500 --> 00:53:53.260
later and he says something that's just like

00:53:53.260 --> 00:53:57.380
overly flirty to me. Yeah, you're hot. We want

00:53:57.380 --> 00:54:03.940
to have sex with you. And I'm like, oh. And I

00:54:03.940 --> 00:54:05.579
mean, I'm not going to lie. It's not like it

00:54:05.579 --> 00:54:07.880
didn't cross my mind. Not that you're thinking

00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:11.239
about just going down. He is extremely handsome.

00:54:11.760 --> 00:54:17.440
And so I was like, oh, OK, so maybe we're thinking

00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:21.380
something different. Oh, yeah. How cool to just

00:54:21.380 --> 00:54:25.179
meet somebody not on a dating app. OK, interesting

00:54:25.179 --> 00:54:29.199
turn of events. Later in the day, he starts sending

00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:33.860
me like gym photos. Ah, dad, you're a dummy.

00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:40.179
You're so dumb. Women don't like that. What an

00:54:40.179 --> 00:54:45.460
idiot. We all know how I feel about that. Blah,

00:54:45.460 --> 00:54:50.679
blah, blah. No wonder you're alone at 50. You're

00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:55.519
stupid. Here's Piper Rochelle, who I don't think

00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:58.699
is a virgin at all. Here she is talking about

00:54:58.699 --> 00:55:02.440
Kais and not soon after she accidentally leaked

00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:04.880
that he bought feed pictures. Would you ever

00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:09.039
get my name tatted on you? Sure. Why not? It's

00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:11.500
some beta male podcast. Do you have any tattoos?

00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:16.480
No. All right. Maybe next time we can get, I

00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:18.500
can get my top spenders named added and you can

00:55:18.500 --> 00:55:22.039
get my name tatted. Seriously? Seriously. On

00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:25.840
my foot. Whoa. All right. I'm going to take off

00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:29.039
my sock. She's taking off her song. She's got

00:55:29.039 --> 00:55:34.119
a nice ass feet. Whoa, look at that. Yeah. So

00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:36.219
he actually always makes sure I have pedicures.

00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:39.960
So it was Kai Sinatra's name. Whatever. Yeah,

00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:43.320
Cloud Chaser. Because you're not that interesting.

00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:46.619
All these OnlyFans girls have such a timetable

00:55:46.619 --> 00:55:51.400
of interest. Oh, yeah. On the 7 p .m. in Brooklyn

00:55:51.400 --> 00:55:57.440
podcast with Kid Man. And Melo. Melo believes

00:55:57.440 --> 00:56:00.019
Drake's upcoming Iceman album will be his most

00:56:00.019 --> 00:56:02.519
vulnerable. I think this is going to be Drake's

00:56:02.519 --> 00:56:04.679
most vulnerable album. You're looking at the

00:56:04.679 --> 00:56:06.519
rollout. You're feeling the energy that he's

00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:09.059
having right now. He got the ice culture. He

00:56:09.059 --> 00:56:11.559
had the Iceman seats at the arena. I think he's

00:56:11.559 --> 00:56:13.420
going to put together a really, really, really

00:56:13.420 --> 00:56:17.440
great project. Probably his best work. I don't

00:56:17.440 --> 00:56:19.860
know if he will address the situation head on,

00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:23.320
but he's going to address the 20v1. Whatever.

00:56:24.190 --> 00:56:25.989
Yeah, the situation of him being a pedophile.

00:56:26.449 --> 00:56:29.210
Yeah, it's a pretty big situation, might I say.

00:56:29.829 --> 00:56:37.050
It's not just, you know, nothing. All right.

00:56:37.610 --> 00:56:42.610
What do we got here? I'm happy I'm with Ryan.

00:56:44.050 --> 00:56:51.599
Happy. 856 -49 -HAPPY. OnlyFans model pleads

00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:54.059
guilty to killing man who paid her $11 ,000 for

00:56:54.059 --> 00:56:56.420
a kinky act. A woman who lived a double life

00:56:56.420 --> 00:56:59.139
is an OnlyFans model and high -end escort. Oh,

00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:02.340
yeah! She pleaded guilty Wednesday to involuntary

00:57:02.340 --> 00:57:04.780
manslaughter after one of her clients died following

00:57:04.780 --> 00:57:08.059
sexual activity with her. Oh, yeah. That's a

00:57:08.059 --> 00:57:12.219
way to go out. The OnlyFans model, 32 -year -old

00:57:12.219 --> 00:57:14.760
Michaela Reilers. This is a raggedy theory, too,

00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:18.070
my man. will be sentenced next month to four

00:57:18.070 --> 00:57:20.590
years in prison after her client, 55 -year -old

00:57:20.590 --> 00:57:23.510
Michael Dale, died from asphyxiation. All right.

00:57:23.889 --> 00:57:27.590
Rest in peace, Dan. What the hell is going on?

00:57:28.949 --> 00:57:31.510
Lado said she's going to retire from music. I

00:57:31.510 --> 00:57:34.690
hope she has a good Roth IRA. I didn't know she

00:57:34.690 --> 00:57:37.130
had that much money. Let me look up what her

00:57:37.130 --> 00:57:40.909
number is. Oh, no! Maybe she's an hippo baby.

00:57:41.190 --> 00:57:46.170
Not Atlanta, North. Five million. That's good.

00:57:47.110 --> 00:57:50.329
I wouldn't mind having it. What are you saying?

00:57:52.130 --> 00:57:54.750
Victoria Monet opens up about her experience

00:57:54.750 --> 00:57:57.590
dating women. Says it's worse than dating men.

00:57:57.789 --> 00:58:00.849
Because you've been open about it. The girls

00:58:00.849 --> 00:58:03.889
have been dirty. Dirty? No, the girls. Oh, the

00:58:03.889 --> 00:58:08.199
girls. Really? Yeah. This is not something I've

00:58:08.199 --> 00:58:10.480
ever explored, but I would always imagine that

00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:13.599
girls would be easier to marry. Worse. Yeah,

00:58:13.619 --> 00:58:16.079
because they're a piss. Really? My experience

00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:18.739
has been, they're a little bit worse, yeah. All

00:58:18.739 --> 00:58:23.539
right, here we go. You know, she's never the

00:58:23.539 --> 00:58:26.900
problem. I'm Victoria, whatever her name is,

00:58:26.900 --> 00:58:31.599
Monet. I'm the prize here. Shut up. Good night.

00:58:32.780 --> 00:58:35.599
here is a video going around of what it's like

00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:38.960
every time you see a female comedian i did have

00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:42.639
unprotected sex recently that was like ah the

00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:45.800
guy promised me he doesn't have herpes but he

00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:50.880
also promised me he'll call right i know so like

00:58:50.880 --> 00:58:56.380
one of those will pop up in a week um He did

00:58:56.380 --> 00:58:59.039
end up calling me to tell me that he has chlamydia.

00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:04.559
I was like, I know. I gave it to you. That's

00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:08.300
not bad. Oh, man. Can you imagine being their

00:59:08.300 --> 00:59:11.340
father in the audience? Like, we often hear about

00:59:11.340 --> 00:59:14.179
Nikki Glaser's dad cringing in the audience when

00:59:14.179 --> 00:59:16.719
he hears his daughter being in a bus stand. All

00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:20.699
right. Answer down. This has been the 6 a .m.

00:59:20.699 --> 00:59:27.480
hour content for Hot 97 .7 Fresno. I love you

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01:00:08.139 --> 01:00:10.699
worry, Fresno. Poppy Hour will be right back.

01:00:12.920 --> 01:00:17.170
Now we're in garbage time in the show. Which

01:00:17.170 --> 01:00:19.309
is a radio term for after you're done with the

01:00:19.309 --> 01:00:21.369
affiliate, you just can't talk about whatever

01:00:21.369 --> 01:00:25.809
you want. Here's Nikki Glaser speaking of sexy

01:00:25.809 --> 01:00:29.409
comedians and how to talk about sex. Here she

01:00:29.409 --> 01:00:34.909
is. Saying that girls are realizing nerdy guys

01:00:34.909 --> 01:00:37.210
are better than the popular guys. I like a guy

01:00:37.210 --> 01:00:40.440
that... I don't know, like, kind of a little

01:00:40.440 --> 01:00:44.019
bit, like, college -y, immature, preppy. Like,

01:00:44.019 --> 01:00:47.699
I don't know. You kind of are. Oh, yeah! I think

01:00:47.699 --> 01:00:49.059
you're attracted to whatever you were attracted

01:00:49.059 --> 01:00:51.199
to in high school. And for me, like, the popular

01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:53.960
boys were, like, played soccer, lacrosse, like,

01:00:54.019 --> 01:00:56.119
preppy. I think we've already played that on

01:00:56.119 --> 01:00:58.920
the show before. She gets annoying, too. She's

01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:05.050
just whishing on us. Like, Muslim! I have no

01:01:05.050 --> 01:01:07.710
sympathy for the girls that went to the Playboy

01:01:07.710 --> 01:01:11.469
Mansion. You knew what you were doing. You loved

01:01:11.469 --> 01:01:15.469
the clown and now you want to be a victim. Shut

01:01:15.469 --> 01:01:20.969
up. Here's Holly Madison on the podcast with

01:01:20.969 --> 01:01:23.289
Kristen Cavallari talking about what it was like

01:01:23.289 --> 01:01:28.349
having sex with Hugh Hefner. How did it feel

01:01:28.349 --> 01:01:31.429
there without the man? You got nothing to talk

01:01:31.429 --> 01:01:34.329
about. Were all of the girls in the house? Girlfriends

01:01:34.329 --> 01:01:37.789
or were some of them just, I guess, playmates

01:01:37.789 --> 01:01:40.829
or? All the girls who lived in the house were

01:01:40.829 --> 01:01:43.550
girlfriends. Girls would stay in the guest house

01:01:43.550 --> 01:01:45.349
if they were like out testing for playmate or

01:01:45.349 --> 01:01:47.610
shooting their pictorials. All right, let's test

01:01:47.610 --> 01:01:49.769
it down here. I'll pull down my pants. Working

01:01:49.769 --> 01:01:52.650
for Playboy and rarely somebody would like get

01:01:52.650 --> 01:01:54.269
one of the rooms upstairs for a short amount

01:01:54.269 --> 01:01:58.199
of time if they were like a friend staying. Coming

01:01:58.199 --> 01:02:00.260
for the parties. But if anybody lived there for

01:02:00.260 --> 01:02:01.900
an extended period of time while I was there,

01:02:01.940 --> 01:02:03.039
they were a girlfriend. They were a girlfriend.

01:02:03.340 --> 01:02:05.519
And you've openly talked about the group sex

01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:09.059
that you guys had to have. Oh, yeah. Well, that's

01:02:09.059 --> 01:02:12.320
what you're there for. You ain't there to be

01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:16.619
the count. So explain that whole scene to me.

01:02:16.659 --> 01:02:20.179
So that's all of the girlfriends and have. Yeah.

01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:23.099
Kind of like taking turns. And then the girls

01:02:23.099 --> 01:02:26.550
with him were kind of like. acting like they

01:02:26.550 --> 01:02:28.389
were active with the other girls but not really

01:02:28.389 --> 01:02:30.469
it would be like kind of silhouetted because

01:02:30.469 --> 01:02:32.409
you'd have like these giant screens of like porn

01:02:32.409 --> 01:02:37.550
going oh my god and it would be just girls like

01:02:37.550 --> 01:02:44.860
talking shit with each other and it was a really

01:02:44.860 --> 01:02:47.440
weird scene and nobody liked it and everybody

01:02:47.440 --> 01:02:50.460
tried to just get it done as fast as possible.

01:02:50.619 --> 01:02:54.619
He was 80. It took him a minute. Oh my. So it's

01:02:54.619 --> 01:02:57.119
like literally like, okay, your turn. Yeah. For

01:02:57.119 --> 01:03:00.280
like. I'm sure Holly Madison was so good and

01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:04.579
bad. Shut up. Two minutes with him and then next

01:03:04.579 --> 01:03:08.840
girl. That is so wild to me. I don't feel bad

01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:11.519
for you guys signed a contract. You know what

01:03:11.519 --> 01:03:17.650
you're signing up for? But no. Shut up. And so

01:03:17.650 --> 01:03:20.849
as the main girlfriend, are you first? Are you

01:03:20.849 --> 01:03:23.309
last? Like, what does that look like? There wasn't

01:03:23.309 --> 01:03:26.630
really a order necessarily. Like it was kind

01:03:26.630 --> 01:03:29.130
of the same every night, but kind of not. Yeah.

01:03:29.409 --> 01:03:32.030
Yeah. You know, one night I might put a little

01:03:32.030 --> 01:03:35.849
bit of effort. The next night I'm putting enough

01:03:35.849 --> 01:03:39.199
effort. So it was just like. Just like, here

01:03:39.199 --> 01:03:42.800
we go. Here we go. That's how all your exes feel

01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:46.500
about you, Kristen. Here we go. Part of the job.

01:03:47.300 --> 01:03:49.420
Whatever. Yeah, that's what it was. It was a

01:03:49.420 --> 01:03:52.119
job. You knew what you were signing up for. Shut

01:03:52.119 --> 01:03:56.940
up. I'm hearing a selfie ring saying that Charlie

01:03:56.940 --> 01:03:59.880
Kirk used to spend for her OnlyFans. Exactly.

01:04:00.059 --> 01:04:02.639
I know that you have spoken openly about the

01:04:02.639 --> 01:04:06.239
syntax here in Florida. Why are you so passionate

01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:10.059
about that? It's stupid. It's not fair when you're

01:04:10.059 --> 01:04:12.739
directly attacking a certain demographic. And

01:04:12.739 --> 01:04:14.940
that's exactly what's happening right now. Tax

01:04:14.940 --> 01:04:16.480
the big corporations if you're going to do that.

01:04:16.730 --> 01:04:20.349
Tax everyone else. Hell yeah! Not just one people

01:04:20.349 --> 01:04:22.849
because you're creating a stigma and what else

01:04:22.849 --> 01:04:24.309
is the government going to do once they, you

01:04:24.309 --> 01:04:26.489
know, pass that? It's so crazy when I saw all

01:04:26.489 --> 01:04:28.050
that come about and you're just... Ridiculous!

01:04:30.690 --> 01:04:33.630
And that creepy guy with the glasses, that guy

01:04:33.630 --> 01:04:35.949
running for Senate, it's all about him. Ah, this

01:04:35.949 --> 01:04:37.949
is weird. I don't know what's real with these

01:04:37.949 --> 01:04:40.489
freaking streams. And Howie Mandela's having

01:04:40.489 --> 01:04:44.809
an end of life crisis! He's always having to

01:04:44.809 --> 01:04:48.289
do these videos. So this woman named Tara Yummy,

01:04:48.670 --> 01:04:52.130
I'm sure she's yummy. She was confused after

01:04:52.130 --> 01:04:54.670
seeing Howie Mandel had a photo of her in a camera

01:04:54.670 --> 01:04:58.389
roll. Easy. Hang on. Let me go to it. That was

01:04:58.389 --> 01:05:00.289
me. That was you. Why am I in your camera roll?

01:05:00.730 --> 01:05:04.010
Why am I in your camera roll? You know what it

01:05:04.010 --> 01:05:06.690
was, honey. You're flattered by it. Doing something.

01:05:06.869 --> 01:05:11.119
What were you doing? No. Can I say? No. I'll

01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:13.519
show you. I'll show you that. Howie, why do you

01:05:13.519 --> 01:05:15.260
have a video of me in your camera roll? I will

01:05:15.260 --> 01:05:17.659
show you when you come do my podcast. Wait, I

01:05:17.659 --> 01:05:19.599
think I know what video. Yes, but I think I know

01:05:19.599 --> 01:05:21.079
what video that was. Oh, you might know what

01:05:21.079 --> 01:05:23.019
video that was. I was doing research because

01:05:23.019 --> 01:05:24.500
I was trying to get you to come in and do that.

01:05:24.820 --> 01:05:28.099
All right. He is a weird freaking guy for his

01:05:28.099 --> 01:05:33.000
age. Here's a woman talking about leaving her

01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:36.280
husband after 23 years. What is this, the washed

01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:40.429
up hag day? So I left my husband of 23 years

01:05:40.429 --> 01:05:43.989
and every day I'm noticing little things that

01:05:43.989 --> 01:05:49.130
I had sacrificed to just please him. And this

01:05:49.130 --> 01:05:52.130
morning I'm getting coffee on my way to work

01:05:52.130 --> 01:05:57.030
and it clicks on me that I haven't been able

01:05:57.030 --> 01:06:02.269
to enjoy my first morning sip of coffee in forever.

01:06:03.269 --> 01:06:06.280
I can't even tell you how long. And it would

01:06:06.280 --> 01:06:09.840
be because we would drive to work together, and

01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:13.159
I would always order us two coffees. It's the

01:06:13.159 --> 01:06:16.559
same coffee. And before he would give me mine,

01:06:16.739 --> 01:06:20.019
he would take a sip from my cup, even though

01:06:20.019 --> 01:06:25.119
he has his own cup. And it's so small. Yeah,

01:06:25.139 --> 01:06:30.099
whatever. Gee, why can't I find the good guys?

01:06:32.259 --> 01:06:37.760
You know that streamer, whoa, Vicky. She said

01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:41.219
the relationship with Clavicular was fake and

01:06:41.219 --> 01:06:46.360
that their fallout was due to meth. In more recent

01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:49.179
times, you've been real viral recently because

01:06:49.179 --> 01:06:52.960
you were like dating Clavicular. Got it. Can

01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:54.099
we talk about that? We weren't really dating.

01:06:54.139 --> 01:06:56.320
It was just for the internet. Oh, okay. Yeah,

01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:58.940
yeah. She does look like a meth hen. yeah but

01:06:58.940 --> 01:07:01.900
oh wait so okay what is your reflection on your

01:07:01.900 --> 01:07:06.800
time spent with clap yeah um he was really he

01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:10.639
was cool at first and then what and then he just

01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:14.960
like was a little bit mean at the end really

01:07:14.960 --> 01:07:18.079
he was just over it i don't know if he's i think

01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:22.360
he's the man he's autistic the meth the meth

01:07:22.360 --> 01:07:26.630
yeah I heard he's not like really on meth on

01:07:26.630 --> 01:07:28.949
a consistent basis. Like maybe once in a while,

01:07:29.090 --> 01:07:33.250
but. Is that what you heard out of 22? Because

01:07:33.250 --> 01:07:34.889
when I think of a guy with a lot of friends,

01:07:35.210 --> 01:07:40.610
I think out of 22. Shut up. Here's that woman

01:07:40.610 --> 01:07:47.769
that used to be on The View. Playing a clip of

01:07:47.769 --> 01:07:49.570
a woman saying what she brings to her relationship.

01:07:49.909 --> 01:07:51.949
What do you bring to the table in a relationship?

01:07:52.670 --> 01:07:56.570
Um. Two things, actually. This and this. Well,

01:07:56.570 --> 01:08:01.090
I guess three. It's her boobs and vagina. And

01:08:01.090 --> 01:08:06.110
she's going, why can't I find a man? Would you

01:08:06.110 --> 01:08:11.809
for the screets? Mm -hmm. And here's Jeffree

01:08:11.809 --> 01:08:17.010
Star saying that the rapper Real Boston Rich

01:08:17.010 --> 01:08:25.949
DM'd her. Good. Very, very last two, three weeks

01:08:25.949 --> 01:08:28.090
of just spiritual cleansing, bitch. I'm feeling

01:08:28.090 --> 01:08:30.909
fucking good. I don't even want to hear from

01:08:30.909 --> 01:08:38.109
you. You're annoying! Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.

01:08:39.909 --> 01:08:44.270
Let's see here. How long are you recording? Oh.

01:08:44.770 --> 01:08:48.710
You're recording 68 minutes? Here's the deal.

01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:53.340
I could really go on and do my show, but I want

01:08:53.340 --> 01:08:56.300
to be able to save the content for Monday because

01:08:56.300 --> 01:08:58.699
Monday is going to fly by and I'm going to have

01:08:58.699 --> 01:09:03.680
nothing to talk about. All right. I want to get

01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:07.220
the weekend going now. So let's play some bangers.

01:09:22.749 --> 01:09:25.069
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:09:25.069 --> 01:09:28.029
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:09:28.029 --> 01:09:33.409
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:09:33.409 --> 01:09:38.529
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:09:38.529 --> 01:09:40.529
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:09:40.529 --> 01:09:43.229
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:09:43.229 --> 01:09:45.930
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:09:46.130 --> 01:09:50.090
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:54.000
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Do it like my

01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:59.840
birthday, do it like my birthday, do it like

01:09:59.840 --> 01:10:04.340
my birthday, do it like my birthday, do it like

01:10:04.340 --> 01:10:05.939
my birthday, do it like my birthday, do it like

01:10:05.939 --> 01:10:07.359
my birthday, do it like my birthday, do it like

01:10:07.359 --> 01:10:09.500
my birthday, do it like my birthday. Sagittarius,

01:10:09.520 --> 01:10:12.359
birthday November 27th. Do it like that until

01:10:12.359 --> 01:10:14.899
I, I, I end up in money heaven. They be thinking

01:10:14.899 --> 01:10:16.239
they be flaming the torch in them with the bullshit

01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:18.239
they handing out. Yeah, so the crystal maker

01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:21.399
wish it. Blow the candles out, blow the candles

01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:24.840
out, blow the candles out Sagittarius, birthday,

01:10:25.020 --> 01:10:28.199
November 27th You'll be like that until I end

01:10:28.199 --> 01:10:30.439
up in money heaven They be thinkin' they be claimin'

01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:31.979
and torturin' with the bullshit they handin'

01:10:31.979 --> 01:10:34.920
out So let's just make a wish and blow the candles

01:10:34.920 --> 01:10:37.359
out Pull an all -white Phantom out I'ma kill

01:10:37.359 --> 01:10:38.479
them with the pants and the shirt and the shoes

01:10:38.479 --> 01:10:39.819
and the hat With the shades and the chain and

01:10:39.819 --> 01:10:41.359
the watch is the reason I be standin' now That's

01:10:41.359 --> 01:10:43.199
where ice will spin that cake while I make the

01:10:43.199 --> 01:10:45.720
icing off the cake It's good to be there, y 'all

01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:48.479
Come on, everybody, let's celebrate with me I'm

01:10:48.479 --> 01:11:39.310
going with it like a bird You remember doing

01:11:39.310 --> 01:11:42.289
like the last day of Earth And if you really

01:11:42.289 --> 01:11:45.329
want to spill on the deal You sound like a mug,

01:11:45.470 --> 01:12:01.170
yeah, I did the mug Just got my nails done, just

01:12:01.170 --> 01:12:03.829
got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci

01:12:03.829 --> 01:12:06.810
bag matching Gucci pop Shoes matching the belt

01:12:07.470 --> 01:12:10.250
Matching the blast, chain matching the rank Yeah,

01:12:10.310 --> 01:12:12.829
I'm doing my thing Y 'all got so many haters,

01:12:12.970 --> 01:12:15.789
why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient,

01:12:15.930 --> 01:12:18.270
I floss like a dentist patient This shit testing

01:12:18.270 --> 01:12:21.029
my patience, sick as work in my neck I'm getting,

01:12:21.050 --> 01:12:23.109
spending that money like the church in the cave

01:12:23.109 --> 01:12:25.670
Layin' on gay skin, blowin' trish in the wind

01:12:25.670 --> 01:12:30.630
Just like, yeah Yeah, poppin' those tangs, these

01:12:30.630 --> 01:12:39.609
diesels bustin' the tank I'm a hood star and

01:12:39.609 --> 01:12:42.329
I'm partying like a rock star I'm better on lean,

01:12:42.430 --> 01:12:45.050
at my pick game meeting You can't upgrade me,

01:12:45.109 --> 01:12:47.909
mommy, I'm the guap, free to speak I do it like,

01:12:47.949 --> 01:12:50.449
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like I do

01:12:50.449 --> 01:12:55.989
it like my birthday I do it like my birthday

01:12:55.989 --> 01:12:58.970
I do it like my birthday I do it like my birthday

01:12:58.970 --> 01:13:04.329
That's what they say around here I dream with

01:13:04.329 --> 01:13:23.420
the fresh skill I do it like my birthday I do

01:13:23.420 --> 01:13:26.460
it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts Watch

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him, he's bad, just do it in the worst way I'm

01:13:29.939 --> 01:14:06.019
a runner, mama, I am in the first place We'll

01:14:06.019 --> 01:14:12.630
be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through all

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to spell radio. Or it's in my podcast section.

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01:16:35.869 --> 01:16:39.789
are right now in the podcast description. It's

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all of that. We're going to come back on Hoppy

01:16:43.670 --> 01:16:49.829
Hour. Keep this party going and going. But let's

01:16:49.829 --> 01:16:53.800
hear from Aaron Hank. You can hear The Hammerin'

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Hank Show with Henry Oakes and Ryan Hoppe on

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Spotify by searching up Hammerin', H -A -M -M

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-E -R -I -N, Hank Show, and check it out on his

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podcast feed. People with autism are often treated

01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:08.840
like they are different. Believe me, we are.

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Hi, this is Henry Oakes, but my buddies may have

01:17:12.340 --> 01:17:14.979
known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as

01:17:14.979 --> 01:17:17.720
slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:17:17.720 --> 01:17:20.689
at the age of 12, The doctors decided I was autistic.

01:17:21.010 --> 01:17:24.149
Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

01:17:24.149 --> 01:17:26.449
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:17:26.449 --> 01:17:29.090
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:17:29.329 --> 01:17:32.350
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:17:32.350 --> 01:17:35.949
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:17:36.170 --> 01:17:39.630
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:17:39.630 --> 01:17:43.310
workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

01:17:43.310 --> 01:17:46.489
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

01:17:46.649 --> 01:17:50.539
don't with them work with them find out for yourself

01:17:50.539 --> 01:17:53.659
that autism isn't a disease it's a condition

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to find out more about autism please visit autism

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speaks .org autism speaks it's time to listen

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We'll be right back. Tryin' to say them gators,

01:18:48.470 --> 01:18:50.630
well it's gon' blaze ya Nothin' that's gonna

01:18:50.630 --> 01:18:53.890
save ya Bets on the streets, bets on the beats

01:18:53.890 --> 01:18:57.149
If you wanna bounce, best bet, report to me My

01:18:57.149 --> 01:19:00.449
city's shy town, where I put it down Ain't no

01:19:00.449 --> 01:19:03.390
limit, droppin' beats bout a pound I falls out

01:19:03.390 --> 01:19:05.989
a lot, cause you know I call the shots Stackin'

01:19:06.010 --> 01:19:08.989
paper like them bacon sodas in the pot We got

01:19:08.989 --> 01:19:25.930
the rimmin', we got the trouble We'll be right

01:19:25.930 --> 01:19:58.770
back. We'll be right back. We'll see you next

01:19:58.770 --> 01:20:29.609
time. So you're getting loose Don't be putting

01:20:29.609 --> 01:20:33.130
no chasers in my drink I want two hot liggas,

01:20:33.130 --> 01:20:38.210
pal Smoke, drank, smoke, drank Smoke, drank,

01:20:38.449 --> 01:20:42.670
smoke, drank All on the earth, I don't even care

01:20:42.670 --> 01:20:46.289
Speech all slurred, nothing in my cup Shit, it's

01:20:46.289 --> 01:20:48.699
all good, now I'm hiding the motherfucker I'm

01:20:48.699 --> 01:20:51.859
makin' up words Lookin' like men, I like them

01:20:51.859 --> 01:20:54.960
light skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning twin

01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:57.899
-twins Patronic Grey Goo, McElroy and Seagram's

01:20:57.899 --> 01:21:00.579
Gin Stay together in my glass like they all best

01:21:00.579 --> 01:21:05.880
friends I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken

01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:08.739
from the day to the dark People all for square,

01:21:08.819 --> 01:21:11.880
but my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all

01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:15.140
eyes on me And niggas with me drinkin' done Henny

01:21:15.140 --> 01:21:17.819
mix with Remy Ma Party goin' all night, when

01:21:17.819 --> 01:22:24.369
we get drunk We be getting joked out. I'm here.

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MMA classes, whatever the hell you need. I'll

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go. Hi there. What's JaysPrinting .com, the best

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printing company ever. All the big area, business

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cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell

01:22:47.489 --> 01:22:51.130
you need printed up. I go, how's that? Finally,

01:22:51.350 --> 01:22:55.710
I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live

01:22:55.710 --> 01:22:57.810
in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

01:22:57.810 --> 01:23:04.670
.net and there you can sign on. Mm -hmm. Hi,

01:23:04.670 --> 01:23:06.229
we're gonna come back and I'll be out to keep

01:23:06.229 --> 01:23:09.630
this party going. Hello again, it's your favorite

01:23:09.630 --> 01:23:13.130
San Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look

01:23:13.130 --> 01:23:15.489
normal, but the truth is, I have a condition

01:23:15.489 --> 01:23:18.630
known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,

01:23:18.850 --> 01:23:22.350
not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,

01:23:22.569 --> 01:23:25.199
regardless of who they are. People with autism

01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:27.760
normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal

01:23:27.760 --> 01:23:30.779
communication skills, social interactions, and

01:23:30.779 --> 01:23:33.640
leisure activities. In the recent study, people

01:23:33.640 --> 01:23:36.239
with autism are less likely to have a job and

01:23:36.239 --> 01:23:39.220
more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds

01:23:39.220 --> 01:23:42.180
by having loving friends and family, having a

01:23:42.180 --> 01:23:45.079
college education. I have even worked in the

01:23:45.079 --> 01:23:47.260
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality

01:23:47.260 --> 01:23:49.739
for many years. Always remember that people with

01:23:49.739 --> 01:23:52.479
autism want the same things as you, to be happy

01:23:52.479 --> 01:23:54.869
and successful, to Find out more about autism.

01:23:55.069 --> 01:23:57.430
Please contact your local mental health center

01:23:57.430 --> 01:24:01.550
or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink,

01:24:01.550 --> 01:24:24.439
and I appreciate your kindness. The rhythm, oh

01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:32.840
that's just so unfair All night fuzzin' but the

01:24:32.840 --> 01:24:35.659
laughter's growin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy

01:24:35.659 --> 01:24:38.819
like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts

01:24:38.819 --> 01:24:40.840
hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:44.300
like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour is comin'

01:24:44.439 --> 01:24:47.840
to a close Radio waves fadin' like a wilton rose

01:24:47.840 --> 01:25:07.619
Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air Oh, my

01:25:07.619 --> 01:25:36.010
God. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to

01:25:36.010 --> 01:25:38.789
face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

01:25:38.789 --> 01:25:41.630
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

01:25:41.630 --> 01:25:50.569
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

01:25:50.569 --> 01:25:52.970
speakers silenced I'm a -comin' to an end Like

01:25:52.970 --> 01:25:55.069
a rollercoaster stoppin' Round a river's bend

01:25:55.069 --> 01:25:58.510
Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now

01:25:58.510 --> 01:26:00.649
silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind

01:26:00.649 --> 01:26:08.479
So the Hoppy hour Laughter and joy, it's all

01:26:08.479 --> 01:26:11.079
been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh

01:26:11.079 --> 01:26:14.319
life's just so unfair All the art, it's coming

01:26:14.319 --> 01:26:17.399
to a close Radio and music, it's like a world

01:26:17.399 --> 01:26:20.340
to us Laughter and joy, it's all been in the

01:26:20.340 --> 01:26:22.960
air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just

01:26:22.960 --> 01:26:43.960
so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably

01:26:43.960 --> 01:26:47.319
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:52.000
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little,

01:26:52.159 --> 01:26:57.140
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:27:01.100 --> 01:27:21.050
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:27:21.050 --> 01:27:25.130
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

01:27:25.130 --> 01:27:29.250
America. Door is closing.