Hoppe 101! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.24.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Oh yeah, we have a clip from the Too

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Personal podcast. You know what that is? The

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Too Personal podcast? That is the podcast Joy

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Taylor's doing about dating. But she's dumb and

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doesn't know a thing about sports. So she has

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to relate and she has to use her Busty Bass's

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content. And she has Tone Bell, who was a former

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guest of the show 10 years ago when I was interning

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at Toco Works in Eeyore City. He came by, and

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we walked around while I interviewed him. And

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here he is asking her if she would be mayor.

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Let's be clear. I'd be an excellent politician.

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Yeah, because you're a slut. You'd be an excellent

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politician. Here's why I'd be an excellent politician.

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Because you're a sociopath. and you're power

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-hungry and promiscuous. That's why. I'm not

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a politician. Here's why I don't be an excellent

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leader. One, you're not a leader. You slipped

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your way to the top. I am an excellent delegator.

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Yeah, you are. Hey. Listen, if I give you the

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top of your life, people who are excellent. I

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put great people around me intentionally, and

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we have a great working relationship. Oh, yeah.

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I don't have any redeeming talents, so if I bang

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them, then I get the job. So I'm going to teach

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a generation of women like Kamala Harris to sleep

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your way to the top. I work great with other

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people. Okay. And that's on period. This is for

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something else. So I work great with other people.

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I really prioritize the most vulnerable in our

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community. No, take her seriously. He's just

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like, I want to plow you. You didn't say anything.

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And I can. Yeah, because we don't really agree,

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bitch. And debate. I'm a professional debater.

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Oh, yeah. I could have done so much with that

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line debater. Like, I watch Steve. She's a master

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debater. May we debate for LA? Yes. Shit show.

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There you go. Blah, blah, blah. Man, she is just

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a sociopath. And what she does is she gets these

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guys on the show that just kiss their asses.

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Here's Neon clapping back after getting backlash

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for dyeing his hair blonde for Alabama Barker's

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validation. And says he, in response to the claims

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that he was friendzoned. Neon, listen to me.

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I have been very nice on this show about it.

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Damn it, time! And there was a girl that was

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really hot. And she was banging everybody else.

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And I was like, it drove me nuts. Mia, you're

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not built for a girl like Amabama Parker. She's

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a cloud chaser. She's using you because you're

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buying her $20 ,000 Birkin bags. And you're doing

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this thing that every 22 -year -old does, which

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is not listen to their elders. And you're getting

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mad. Listen to me. You have no shot with her.

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She's younger than you. Rich, she's spent back

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on you, but it's like, bro, she doesn't want

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you. You're a friend. She friendzoned you. She

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really did. Do you really think you've banged?

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You think, since you guys have been talking,

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she hasn't banged anybody else? Oh, she's only

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hanging out with you. Get the hell, bro. This

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image of Neon will forever live rent -free in

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all of our heads. Right? No, he's not. Bro, segue.

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Switch it up, bro. I just hope he is so defensive.

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I root for him. I like Neon, but he's beta. Whatever

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validation you were looking for from this girl,

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you got it at the very end. Bro, I did it because

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it was a good move. What was a good move? To

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do whatever she says because you're wet. You

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seem like a really good guy. You need like a

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hot ass Indian wife to take care of you. And

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I'm going to be honest, ever since I've been

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here, I've been glowing up. Glowing up? Yeah,

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I've been glowing up. You should have been doing

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it in the first place. you give a woman credit

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for your glow up. You're giving them way too

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much power. So, um, you can say what you want,

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but... You won't say what we want. You're whipped.

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Girl, she doesn't care about you. While you're

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laying at home, like, why is she never part of

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my tax? She's getting banged up by someone else.

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Mm -hmm. Nobody violates life, number one. The

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moment they violate, out the door. Oh, yeah,

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sorry. is talking about his polyamorous relationship.

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Dude, you're 50 years old. Grow up, please. Akon

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reveals the rules he lives by in his polyamorous

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relationship. Oh, yeah. He just seems like a

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douchebag. Like, you don't want to meet your

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heroes. Sitting down with the We Need to Talk

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podcast, the singer confirms he has multiple

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wives who all work together to keep the house

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and build a harmonious existence. Oh, yeah. I

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don't know what the cash should be. I know he's

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got money and power. He just seems insufferable.

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On the F, Akon, whose wife Tamika filed for divorce

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in September after nearly three decades of marriage,

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explains there is a hierarchy in his relationship.

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Oh, so this is like another version of Nia's

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relationship. And all of his partners must respect

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his first wife. Yeah, that's a weird thing. I

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need someone in the community. Their got to thing

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was like, I can make as many... You can't. Whatever,

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dude. So he doesn't specify if he's referring

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to Tameka. Nobody violates their life, number

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one. The moment they violate, out the door. With

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new people, a part of your family, there's gonna

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be new attitudes. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm

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controlling. The hell's wrong with you? New mindsets,

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you know, new behaviors. I'm controlling as hell.

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And they gotta deal with that. You're gonna deal

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with that or else. You don't get my... But while

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the 53 -year -old has multiple partners, he says

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he's the, quote, only man in the relationship

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dynamic. That's what I don't like. I like a good

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open relationship. Mm -hmm. Where the woman can

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bang on her man or woman. When the man goes,

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oh, yeah, you can't touch anybody else. You're

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a loser. You're afraid that there's gonna be

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better men out there. Mm -hmm. A prominent local

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businessman who used to run a gay conversion

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ministry in Orlando is now facing felony charges

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of luring a teen for sex online. This is what

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I tell you guys all the time. These people that

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try to convert you from being gay, a lot of times

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they're telling themselves that. Why? Because

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they're in the closet. It drives them nuts. Seeing

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other gay people be happy. Alan Manning Chambers

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is well known in the Winter Park business community.

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Western News investigative reporter Greg Fox

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is live at the Orange County Jail. And Greg Chambers

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could walk out of jail before the end of the

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day. Yeah, he'll bail himself out. That's what

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his attorney told me that he was hoping, that

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he would be able to postpone and get through

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the booking and release center and gain some

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of his freedom back today while he awaits trial

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on these charges. And while all of that is being

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arranged, the business community is stunned to

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have learned about not only Chambers' arrest,

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but his controversial past. Oh, yeah. Everybody's

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got a past, but this guy's a loser! The first

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appearance in front of a judge lasted just five

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minutes, but the criminal case against the former

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pastor and well -known businessman will affect

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the rest of Alan Chambers' life. The problem

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is this. He makes all religious people look bad.

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Because we all know he's in the closet. The operator.

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men's clothing stores in Winter Park was arrested

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Monday and charged with three felony counts that

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allege he was trying to lure a 14 -year -old

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boy for sex. Why is it people that are religious

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get mad at me and say not all people in religion

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are pedophiles, but then things like this happen?

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the arrest affidavit alleges chambers messaged

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the teen who was an undercover deputy on snapchat

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trying to oh yeah that's not even creepier gauge

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him in sexual activities and saying he wanted

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to make love you're such a loser you put it in

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writing you're asking to get caught His attorney

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argued for release and conditions to allow Chambers

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to keep working. Yeah, you know, the attorney's

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just defending a pedophile loser. Strong ties

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to Central Florida. Never been arrested before.

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Yeah, but it's pretty bad. It's not like he shoplifted

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a popsicle. He's got strong family support. Oh,

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yeah. His family loves him. That's my arrest.

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for those conditions. The judge ordered Chambers

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to pay $15 ,000 bond and have no contact with

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children. I would hope so. Man. What a loser

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that guy is. Hey, how are you? You doing good?

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I slept in every day till 11 a .m. and continued

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that trend today. Ready for the greatest show.

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Here we go. Thank you. FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. door

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is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy

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hour with ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i

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hit this button boom the whole program's gonna

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start okay we'll hit it all right And now for

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something completely different. Hoppy Hour starts

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in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy

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Hour with Hoppy. Weed up now, we flyin' Oh yeah

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It's been a minute Since we did Happy 101 Class

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is no obsession. Thought now would be a better

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time than ever to bring the ruckus and teach

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you a thing or two about dating. I'm telling

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you, sexual tension is way more fun than actually

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hooking up. Because when you hook up, Delete

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the task. Gotta do it. Then what's next? You're

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gonna be in a relationship. You're gonna marry.

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They're gonna ghost on you. You never quite know.

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But the attention. Oh yeah, it's fun. Unless

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the girl starts banging other dudes and not you.

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That is really not fun. I need to bang this girl.

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But I'll be honest, as hit or miss as tension

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can be, when you finally get that top off, oh

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yeah, there's no greater accomplishment, man.

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You can beat GTA 6 and get an early copy. And

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getting a hot -ass girl to get naked for some

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consensual sex? Nothing beats it, man. Nothing.

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There is a huge difference between lust, attention,

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and real compatibility. Real compatibility can

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be boring. Like, if you're a nerd, you should,

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you know, go on a nerd. But lust is where you

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really want that hot -ass girl. No matter how

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many guys she's been through, you want that girl

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that brings the ruckus. Oh, you do. And attention

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is, oh, my God. The girl said hi to me. Oh, my

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God. There is a philosophy I have that for men,

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nothing makes us feel more alive. Nothing makes

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us feel more grateful than after some good sex.

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You know why? Everything feels cooler, man. Not

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for girls. They're overthinking it. Everything

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needs to be so deep. No pun intended. But after

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sex with a guy, you hear every BPM of a song.

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You hear every beat. Like when you're driving

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there, you're a little nervous. Like, hopefully

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I bring the ruckus today. But then when you leave

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the car department and you're driving across

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the highway with Franklin, it feels good. Guys

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got laid! Hopefully my pull -out game is good.

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Mine's always good. Awesome. You got a vasectomy.

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You know what else happened? Hookup culture made

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everyone emotionally confused. And by everyone,

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I mean women! That's about it! Us men can totally

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get our ass up and go about our day. As we get

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older, they start to freak out a little bit.

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Like, oh my God, what am I going to do? But you

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know what? Men can get laid and be like, I like

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that girl. Let's see what else is on bubble.

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You know what I'm going to tell you right now?

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Confidence matters way more than looks in real

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life. There is something. No, I'm not into men.

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You know when you see a dude and you just know

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they're good looking. You're not going to do

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anything. You're not exactly asking to get pegged

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by them, but you're aware that they're good looking.

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Good -looking men don't always win. Because they're

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good -looking. So they think they're better than

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you. But you know what always matters is confidence.

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I've seen some nerdy -ass dudes. Now, honestly,

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they might have an IT job that makes them six

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figures. But I've seen them around some hard

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-ass women. For example, Pete Davidson. He's

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going to go date another 18 girls before he dies.

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And all the toxic masculinity men are like, why

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is it not me? Because he brings the ruckus. I'm

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telling you, you should never reach out to an

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ex. Last week, God bless her soul, but one of

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my exes reached out to me. No, not the car chasing

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moron from the radio. Another one that I kept

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anonymous for two years. And it was just, it

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was okay. She reached out to me and said my cat

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had RBF, which she does. And I replied to the

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picture of my cat on Snapchat. But it just didn't

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feel good. Seeing the notification, I did a double

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take. Oh my God, this person texted me because

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they spelled their name in a specific way. But

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that's just what girls can do. I remember when

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I broke up with my cloud chasing radio ex. She

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asked me to send a Dropbox folder of all like

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70 of her selfies. I don't even want to look

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at them. Girls are able to like, you know, dabble

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in a man. We're not us dabbling in them. But

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you know, they're able to, you know, date a guy,

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look at the pictures fondly. And us men, we covet

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energy. So you know what happens? We don't want

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to think about that with another person, other

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than another girl. Then you feel a little better.

00:19:13.500 --> 00:19:18.279
You're like, oh yeah, I brought the ruckus. But

00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:20.119
they just prefer scissoring, and that's fine.

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There are some people in this world who flirt

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with everybody but never commit to anyone. Watch

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out for a woman if she's constantly flirting

00:19:33.619 --> 00:19:35.279
with guys. Let me get a little more of a banger

00:19:35.279 --> 00:19:40.799
going. I don't need to wake up. If a woman is

00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:43.900
constantly flirting with men but never does the

00:19:43.900 --> 00:19:50.789
deed. She's a cloud chaser. That's all it is.

00:19:52.009 --> 00:19:55.549
Because bad communication can ruin good sex.

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I thought you wanted it in the back door. I'm

00:20:00.690 --> 00:20:01.529
talking about the back door of the apartment,

00:20:01.569 --> 00:20:07.230
not the other type of sex. You know what I'm

00:20:07.230 --> 00:20:11.970
telling you? There's this guy in the comic community

00:20:11.970 --> 00:20:16.289
who would teach men about women. that's all right

00:20:16.289 --> 00:20:18.569
kind of i don't know i mean i'm kind of doing

00:20:18.569 --> 00:20:20.329
it right now so what am i saying but there was

00:20:20.329 --> 00:20:25.910
a guy you know who um would have like book club

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and all these dudes in the comic community would

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learn about women like it's analytics but there

00:20:33.750 --> 00:20:37.289
was one thing he said to me he was always trying

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to convert me to his book club The last book

00:20:41.539 --> 00:20:44.680
I read was Harry Potter and the Cliff Notes for

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a fucking class. But you know what I wasn't.

00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:53.019
He said, when you text a woman all day, it ruins

00:20:53.019 --> 00:20:58.740
the mystery. And you don't want to do that. Because

00:20:58.740 --> 00:21:02.299
then they know everything about you. And the

00:21:02.299 --> 00:21:07.700
mystery is gone. There is a big difference between

00:21:07.700 --> 00:21:13.940
being horny and actually liking someone. You

00:21:13.940 --> 00:21:18.619
want to know how you can tell if you're actually

00:21:18.619 --> 00:21:20.400
into the girl or you're just trying to get your

00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:25.539
rocks off? Before you go on a date, I need to

00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:26.759
turn off the music so I can be a little dramatic.

00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:30.099
You know my whole life's dramatic. If you're

00:21:30.099 --> 00:21:37.089
really into the girl, spank it. right before

00:21:37.089 --> 00:21:40.650
bed. Or not, we'll mean that too, but right before

00:21:40.650 --> 00:21:45.809
a date. Spank it. And you know what's going to

00:21:45.809 --> 00:21:49.470
happen? Lunch your age to top of the mountain.

00:21:51.410 --> 00:21:53.910
If you still like feeling like going out on a

00:21:53.910 --> 00:21:58.410
date, it's meant to be. But if all of a sudden

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you lose interest and you're like, oh my God.

00:22:03.589 --> 00:22:06.910
What that sports outer. You were just trying

00:22:06.910 --> 00:22:16.410
to get laid. You know why women become obsessed

00:22:16.410 --> 00:22:20.609
with emotionally unavailable people? It's the

00:22:20.609 --> 00:22:22.710
fact that they like something they can't have.

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That's why I'm standing in the radio, man. Radio

00:22:29.049 --> 00:22:33.609
dudes never cheat on your wife. Especially with

00:22:33.609 --> 00:22:38.069
their cover bands. But they fall in love in another

00:22:38.069 --> 00:22:39.549
world if they did cheat on their wife with their

00:22:39.549 --> 00:22:41.869
cover bands. Which are far away from where their

00:22:41.869 --> 00:22:45.829
wives live. If you were to, you know, fall in

00:22:45.829 --> 00:22:48.309
love with the side chick, that's a problem. Because

00:22:48.309 --> 00:22:50.609
the side chick's with you. Because there's some

00:22:50.609 --> 00:22:53.470
type of damage in her life. So she gets a high

00:22:53.470 --> 00:22:59.730
from being around you. And once you know, you

00:22:59.730 --> 00:23:04.130
try to lock them down. Then you're like, no.

00:23:06.230 --> 00:23:09.289
This is not what I signed up for. I'm a side

00:23:09.289 --> 00:23:25.900
chick. You know, you need to work on. Not sounding

00:23:25.900 --> 00:23:28.019
desperate while dating. And this is something

00:23:28.019 --> 00:23:33.200
I work on. What are you doing? What are you doing?

00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:38.099
A girl is never too busy for you. No, she can

00:23:38.099 --> 00:23:41.960
be busy. She can be at work, you know. But she's

00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:43.900
on her phone for, I don't know, four, if she's

00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:46.240
working eight hours, she's on her phone for four

00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:49.680
hours of those eight hours. I'm talking to somebody

00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:51.480
the other day. Well, you don't know what's going

00:23:51.480 --> 00:23:54.470
on in your life. But They're on their phone for

00:23:54.470 --> 00:23:57.829
like nine hours a day. And they don't reach out

00:23:57.829 --> 00:24:05.049
to you. They're ignoring you. Have some credibility.

00:24:07.029 --> 00:24:10.089
As the best relationships begin unexpectedly.

00:24:12.769 --> 00:24:17.990
I'm waiting for that to happen. I've met my girlfriends

00:24:17.990 --> 00:24:20.190
and friends of mine through dating apps and the

00:24:20.190 --> 00:24:23.559
radio. So I'm waiting. to get that unexpected

00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:28.279
romance. Where I'm grabbing some apples. I don't

00:24:28.279 --> 00:24:30.140
eat apples. But I'm grabbing some apples and

00:24:30.140 --> 00:24:34.259
bollocks and I touch hands with a woman. I don't

00:24:34.259 --> 00:24:37.720
know. All the stuff you see in those stupid Lifetime

00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:39.460
movies that you watch at a girl's house before

00:24:39.460 --> 00:24:52.119
you get your ex. And now is... Happy 101! All

00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:56.220
right. It's going to be a shorter one. But it's

00:24:56.220 --> 00:25:04.519
time for smirch. For a while, I was trying to

00:25:04.519 --> 00:25:11.660
not do smirch. But there has been so much happening.

00:25:12.619 --> 00:25:16.339
I have to do it. I'm sorry. Please don't hate

00:25:16.339 --> 00:25:19.319
on me. Even though everyone hates on me. Because

00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:35.460
they're losers. We cover millions. Bark, bark.

00:25:37.259 --> 00:25:42.700
That was me impersonating Pitbull Toddler. Bark,

00:25:42.700 --> 00:25:48.240
bark. I would rather just hear bark, bark over

00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.480
Pitbull Toddler. Just go to a show and they have

00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:53.339
a sound effect machine up to the speaker. Bark,

00:25:53.339 --> 00:25:57.880
bark. Hey, it's a pit bull. Bark, bark. And it's

00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:05.400
a toddler. Yeah! That cat is a douchebag! I talked

00:26:05.400 --> 00:26:07.059
about it yesterday, and it was in the beginning

00:26:07.059 --> 00:26:10.779
of this Hoppy 101. The people that try to pray

00:26:10.779 --> 00:26:14.960
the gay away. You know what that means? That

00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:18.359
means you're in the closet. If you're trying

00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:25.140
to pray the gay away, you ain't here. You're

00:26:25.140 --> 00:26:30.980
so in the closet. And you know what drives me

00:26:30.980 --> 00:26:35.700
nuts? When people thank God for their accomplishments

00:26:35.700 --> 00:26:42.599
and not their hard work. Do you really think

00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:47.660
God cares if you got the promotion at work? Do

00:26:47.660 --> 00:26:53.940
you really think God cares? I don't know. You

00:26:53.940 --> 00:26:57.779
win a championship, Fernando Mendoza. What? Thank

00:26:57.779 --> 00:27:00.619
God it's not real. And you're just saying the

00:27:00.619 --> 00:27:05.839
most cliche things. That's what I'm going to

00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:10.000
lean on. Is that you're being cliche. But that's

00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:14.400
all you know. I have a story for you. Today's

00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:18.319
the shortest March. Not really in the mood for

00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:24.089
it. I have a Recorded eight days in a row. So

00:27:24.089 --> 00:27:27.930
be grateful for me. But I have a story for you.

00:27:29.650 --> 00:27:35.650
Ah, the movie I Spy. Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy.

00:27:37.750 --> 00:27:41.309
There's that scene where Eddie Murphy's telling

00:27:41.309 --> 00:27:44.130
Owen Wilson what to say to a girl in the bedroom

00:27:44.130 --> 00:27:47.710
to try to interrogate her. And they imply that

00:27:47.710 --> 00:27:51.700
they end up having sex. It's a hot ass scene

00:27:51.700 --> 00:27:53.920
because a woman, you know, takes off her shirt.

00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:59.180
You see her bra. And the first time I ever spanked

00:27:59.180 --> 00:28:06.680
was to me pausing that scene on her bra. I would

00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:10.359
pause it on like, I would do it a lot, like a

00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:13.720
hot ass girl on, I don't know, two and a half

00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:19.599
men. And you know what I did? I felt embarrassment.

00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:24.170
I thought my grandma from the afterlife was judging

00:28:24.170 --> 00:28:26.650
me for jerking off. So you know what happened?

00:28:27.630 --> 00:28:31.849
I went to confession in like 2007 or 8. The Father

00:28:31.849 --> 00:28:39.009
Steve. And he goes, hello Ryan. What sins have

00:28:39.009 --> 00:28:45.680
you committed? And I was like, meow. I got to

00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:48.099
do my own voice before I got vocally trained

00:28:48.099 --> 00:28:49.900
from speech classes and working around shock

00:28:49.900 --> 00:28:54.160
jocks. Let me see if I can. Let me first, before

00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:58.160
I play it, I got to get a little handle of my

00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:00.000
old radio voice. So let me pull up one of my

00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:04.720
old radio shows from 15 years ago. So I can kind

00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:07.480
of get the essence of my old voice. Ready to

00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:15.420
go. Probably. What is that? You know. I'm doing

00:29:15.420 --> 00:29:17.200
something here. I promise there's a point to

00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:22.799
this. In a large way. This is what I used to

00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:26.980
sound like. Kudos, sir. I got the bill and I

00:29:26.980 --> 00:29:29.059
was looking at the bill and I was like, what

00:29:29.059 --> 00:29:34.079
if we were to be a different skin color? All

00:29:34.079 --> 00:29:40.099
right, I got it. Is that Steve? Yes, Ryan. I

00:29:40.099 --> 00:29:43.809
have a confession I mean to make. What is the

00:29:43.809 --> 00:29:49.990
confession? So Saturday morning, I put Ice Spy

00:29:49.990 --> 00:29:54.309
by Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson in the DVD player

00:29:54.309 --> 00:30:02.450
and I masturbated to the scene. Ryan, thank you

00:30:02.450 --> 00:30:05.829
for telling me. The Lord appreciate it. Luckily,

00:30:05.910 --> 00:30:22.820
I didn't get touched. Copy hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio

00:30:22.820 --> 00:30:25.460
.com. The hour will be right back. You probably

00:30:25.460 --> 00:30:28.779
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:34.660
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:30:36.299 --> 00:30:39.339
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:30:39.339 --> 00:30:41.680
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:44.440
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:46.839
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:30:47.980 --> 00:30:50.640
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right

00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:56.900
back. Oh, yeah! It's Sunday Funday! Here's Akon

00:30:56.900 --> 00:34:59.010
and David Guetta with Party Animal. I don't know.

00:34:59.230 --> 00:35:10.010
There you go. All right. Let's hear this. Mm

00:35:10.010 --> 00:35:22.539
-hmm. Got it. Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from

00:35:22.539 --> 00:35:24.920
The Bob and Tom Show. And you're listening to

00:35:24.920 --> 00:35:28.960
The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Why? I have no

00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:33.840
idea. Hey, radio listener, it's Kevin Kline from

00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:38.599
Kline Alley Show on 106 .7 KROQ in Los Angeles.

00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:40.719
Perhaps you've never heard of us. Maybe you have,

00:35:40.820 --> 00:35:43.420
but who cares? You're listening to Hoppy Hour

00:35:43.420 --> 00:35:47.219
with my boy, Ryan Hoppy. Hey, you're listening

00:35:47.219 --> 00:35:50.360
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. This is Eric Zane.

00:35:50.750 --> 00:35:53.630
I don't know these two people, but I know they're

00:35:53.630 --> 00:35:57.730
fucking assholes. Mike Kalta and Rover, suck

00:35:57.730 --> 00:36:00.769
my dick for what you did to Ryan. Hit the gym,

00:36:00.769 --> 00:36:03.889
Mike. People often argue over Android versus

00:36:03.889 --> 00:36:06.789
iPhones, but the real debate should be middle

00:36:06.789 --> 00:36:09.750
-aged Gen X Morning Show versus Hoppy Hour. Guess

00:36:09.750 --> 00:36:13.650
who wins? We will let you decide. Welcome back

00:36:13.650 --> 00:36:17.010
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. My name is Mike

00:36:17.010 --> 00:36:32.510
Kalta. Welcome. And now for something completely

00:36:32.510 --> 00:37:21.329
different. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy

00:37:21.329 --> 00:37:29.809
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

00:37:29.809 --> 00:37:33.230
recent radio show on the planet. And the other

00:37:33.230 --> 00:37:56.820
stations are tuned in too. Turn it up, turn it

00:37:56.820 --> 00:38:00.119
loud. Hey, from the Bay to the world. Yeah, we're

00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:03.019
live right now. Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't

00:38:03.019 --> 00:38:05.900
hold back. Pete Heat, whole globe tapped. I'm

00:38:05.900 --> 00:38:08.260
doing live when you pop that door. Sex, bad dates,

00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:10.039
all your late night thoughts. Celebrity mess,

00:38:10.179 --> 00:38:12.000
yeah, name that name. Laugh through the deep,

00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:13.539
through the love, through the shame. Old school

00:38:13.539 --> 00:38:15.300
jams while the stories roll through. If you know,

00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:16.900
then you know. That's the happy hour mood. It's

00:38:16.900 --> 00:38:20.599
the happy hour. Oh, yeah. Happy hour. Say Pete

00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:24.599
out to the world. So I got it. Hit play later.

00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:33.360
Turn it up a little louder. Talk your love, your

00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:36.800
lust, your ride or die. So hop me out. What is

00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.920
it? Hop me out. Oh, that's right. We're riding.

00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:48.000
Time for the beach ride. Dizzy the bitch. Saw

00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:57.239
a picture of John running. At the gym. Oh, yeah.

00:38:58.280 --> 00:39:04.519
Oh, sure. Ghosted, text left read Drag that ex,

00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:06.619
that mess with your head No bad kids while you

00:39:06.619 --> 00:39:08.739
spill those sins Every bad choice turns into

00:39:08.739 --> 00:39:11.739
a win Late night locals, overseas crew Same wild

00:39:11.739 --> 00:39:13.800
laugh coming right through Utah To all hosts,

00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:15.900
big heart, that's proof Luna on the couch while

00:39:15.900 --> 00:39:44.960
he shakes that booth The big drop, bitch. Oh,

00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:55.099
yeah. Psych! 856. 409 -OP. Jeff Dye's a douchebag.

00:39:57.099 --> 00:40:05.699
That's my new one. Who else are numb? Rover's

00:40:05.699 --> 00:40:17.110
okay. Me and Norm. Hit the gym, Calton! You got

00:40:17.110 --> 00:40:20.110
all the money in the world. And you look terrible.

00:40:22.630 --> 00:40:28.530
I'm going to kick someone's ass. You can't even

00:40:28.530 --> 00:40:35.190
walk up the stairs. One time he told me never

00:40:35.190 --> 00:40:39.940
to get fat. That's my plan. Every time I hit

00:40:39.940 --> 00:40:41.300
the gym, I'm like, I don't want to look like

00:40:41.300 --> 00:40:55.039
Mike. I have aggressiveness. I don't care. There

00:40:55.039 --> 00:41:00.460
you go. Wasn't that exciting? Maybe not. What

00:41:00.460 --> 00:41:08.139
the hell's going on with Alex Earl? She's taking

00:41:08.139 --> 00:41:12.780
after Ashley Dupree, her stepmom. Alex Earl is

00:41:12.780 --> 00:41:15.780
getting candid about her love life. Oh, yeah.

00:41:16.260 --> 00:41:18.760
She's in the order, guys. She's talking about

00:41:18.760 --> 00:41:24.920
her stepmom, dude. The stepmom is the prostitute

00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:28.179
that Alex Spitzer got caught with 18 years ago.

00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:31.619
Months after the 25 -year -old influencer sparked

00:41:31.619 --> 00:41:35.750
romance rumors. She's only 25. She's like, she's

00:41:35.750 --> 00:41:39.550
36. With 48 -year -old Tom Brady, she revealed

00:41:39.550 --> 00:41:41.670
her preference... She is a hot piece of asshole,

00:41:41.710 --> 00:41:44.610
there's no denying. ...for dating older men.

00:41:44.829 --> 00:41:48.349
During the May 21st episode of her YouTube series,

00:41:48.489 --> 00:41:52.050
Get Real With Me, Alex... Oh, yeah! Nothing says

00:41:52.050 --> 00:41:55.829
real like a woman like Alex Earl! ...told guest

00:41:55.829 --> 00:41:58.590
Quenlin Blackwell... Oh, they're doing everything

00:41:58.590 --> 00:42:03.050
they always do! These women! Where they do a

00:42:03.050 --> 00:42:05.949
podcast where they put on makeup and they talk

00:42:05.949 --> 00:42:12.269
about men. So riveting. About her experience

00:42:12.269 --> 00:42:15.690
dating men her age and why she prefers to date

00:42:15.690 --> 00:42:18.449
older men. Because guys her age are immature.

00:42:20.070 --> 00:42:23.449
And you know, guys, they thought Brandy bring

00:42:23.449 --> 00:42:27.590
the ruckus. But not too much older. I went on

00:42:27.590 --> 00:42:30.690
the date with a guy who's a year older than me,

00:42:30.750 --> 00:42:33.909
I can't do it again. Oh yeah, you know. And for

00:42:33.909 --> 00:42:39.050
me, I have daddy issues. Now why would I assume

00:42:39.050 --> 00:42:41.489
she has daddy issues? Well, her dad's married

00:42:41.489 --> 00:42:46.949
to a prostitute. That's a little scandalous if

00:42:46.949 --> 00:42:50.900
you ask me. There was no, like, it didn't feel

00:42:50.900 --> 00:42:53.079
like I was with, like, a man. Like, I want someone.

00:42:53.139 --> 00:42:56.039
Like, I'll say this. Alex Earl may be, or not

00:42:56.039 --> 00:42:58.460
Alex Earl. I think I'm still mixed up. Alex Cooper

00:42:58.460 --> 00:43:02.400
may be an annoying broad, but she's funny. There's

00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:05.559
no personality here. Take care of me. Yeah. But

00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:07.800
sometimes then I've gone too far the other end.

00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:14.420
I'm like, I'm like. Shut up. That's a cackle

00:43:14.420 --> 00:43:19.849
of hens. So she likes all of them. That's such

00:43:19.849 --> 00:43:23.489
a surprise. She likes people that can buy things

00:43:23.489 --> 00:43:26.389
because people her age are maybe making $60 ,000.

00:43:26.570 --> 00:43:30.710
Brady worth $500 million. Oh, yeah! Jackpot!

00:43:31.349 --> 00:43:36.369
Happy Hot Topic! A quick question. Have you heard

00:43:36.369 --> 00:43:39.469
about sexually transmitted ringworm? Oh, my God.

00:43:40.469 --> 00:43:43.610
Brandy Glanville just looks like she would have

00:43:43.610 --> 00:43:46.460
a ringworm in her throat. Andy Glanville shares

00:43:46.460 --> 00:43:52.920
a very unexpected health concern. At least we

00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.519
know she doesn't use teeth. During the May 21st

00:43:55.519 --> 00:43:58.639
episode of her brandy unfiltered podcast. She

00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:00.800
really is unfiltered. She looks like a duck without

00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:03.579
her Botox. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

00:44:03.579 --> 00:44:06.019
alum reveals she thinks she may have contracted

00:44:06.019 --> 00:44:13.300
ringworm in her throat. Oh, yeah. You go, girl.

00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:20.719
It's awesome. It's hot. Why do I say that? That's

00:44:20.719 --> 00:44:24.340
amazing. That means you go at it. It means you

00:44:24.340 --> 00:44:28.519
go hard. After having oral sex with the recent

00:44:28.519 --> 00:44:33.519
partner. Oh, yeah. She asked guest Lisa Ann.

00:44:33.820 --> 00:44:37.900
Real quick question. I love. When I worked in

00:44:37.900 --> 00:44:39.559
sports radio, we used to have her on for fantasy

00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:41.840
football. It was a weird segment. She was so

00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:45.480
nice. Have you heard about sexually transmitted

00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:49.300
ringworm? Very common on set. Oh yeah, on set.

00:44:50.659 --> 00:44:55.099
Habit. The 53 -year -old goes on to explain that

00:44:55.099 --> 00:44:57.420
she believes she may have been exposed after

00:44:57.420 --> 00:45:00.460
dating someone who did a lot of wrestling, adding

00:45:00.460 --> 00:45:04.480
he would only, you know, my face. That's why

00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:06.639
he had Greenworm on his penis? Because he didn't

00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:08.320
want to get pregnant. He didn't know that ship

00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:10.420
had sailed. Brandy says she's - Come here, tell

00:45:10.420 --> 00:45:16.059
us, Sam. Already been tested for other more common

00:45:16.059 --> 00:45:21.179
throw STDs. Oh yeah, HPV, herpes. Which all came

00:45:21.179 --> 00:45:23.380
back negative, but - If you were to ask me what

00:45:23.380 --> 00:45:26.000
does a human STD look like, it'd be Brandy Glanville.

00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:28.800
Recently started wondering if this could be the

00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:31.860
cause of her symptoms. Alright, so grossed out.

00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:41.650
So grossed out. I'm skanky. Oh, yeah! Shakira

00:45:41.650 --> 00:45:45.230
is opening up about her breakup from Gerard Piquet.

00:45:45.250 --> 00:45:50.159
No! Okay. Singer who shares kids 13 -year -old

00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:52.940
Milan and 11 -year -old Sasha with the retired

00:45:52.940 --> 00:45:56.360
professional soccer player. Soccer player. Can

00:45:56.360 --> 00:45:58.980
you imagine fumbling Shakira that high piece

00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:04.340
of ass? Shakira's 2022 split following 11 years

00:46:04.340 --> 00:46:07.340
together and how she feels about him now. During

00:46:07.340 --> 00:46:10.019
an interview with The Times published on May

00:46:10.019 --> 00:46:14.300
22nd, Shakira said she was living Shakira! Shakira!

00:46:14.889 --> 00:46:16.650
You cannot talk about Shakira without going,

00:46:16.769 --> 00:46:20.710
Shakira, Shakira. Quote, the darkest moment when

00:46:20.710 --> 00:46:23.809
I saw the dissolution of my family. Adding, quote,

00:46:23.929 --> 00:46:26.730
the family that I had dreamt to keep forever.

00:46:26.969 --> 00:46:29.429
According to the outlet, the Grammy winner was

00:46:29.429 --> 00:46:32.230
also supporting her father who suffered a severe

00:46:32.230 --> 00:46:35.949
fall shortly after flying to Barcelona by his

00:46:35.949 --> 00:46:38.730
daughter's side following the split. I've been

00:46:38.730 --> 00:46:43.000
through so much pain. Got away with tax evasion.

00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:46.619
So it ain't that bad, honey. I'm sure you're

00:46:46.619 --> 00:46:57.099
never the problem. All right. Frickin' Elon Musk's

00:46:57.099 --> 00:47:00.460
axe baby, man. Well, I guess it's not his axe

00:47:00.460 --> 00:47:03.320
baby, though. I don't even know if it's an axe.

00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:09.559
But does Ashley say Claire, girl? She just X'd

00:47:09.559 --> 00:47:13.079
me out. You ever look at a woman and you're like,

00:47:13.139 --> 00:47:16.440
oh my God. Usually they're named Ashley. But

00:47:16.440 --> 00:47:18.119
I'm down to you. You just look at her. You're

00:47:18.119 --> 00:47:22.300
like, this broad would never. Shut up. Well,

00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.539
Ashley St. Clair told Hassan Piker the text between

00:47:25.539 --> 00:47:28.860
her and Elon. Oh yeah. This is the same Ashley

00:47:28.860 --> 00:47:32.880
St. Clair that claims she don't need the man.

00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:38.710
And then what did she do? talking about the man.

00:47:39.989 --> 00:47:42.929
How boring. Can you imagine the most coolest

00:47:42.929 --> 00:47:47.010
thing you did was have sex with Elon? Which is

00:47:47.010 --> 00:47:48.630
not that much of an accomplishment since he has

00:47:48.630 --> 00:47:50.869
sex with everybody. And then you had a kid with

00:47:50.869 --> 00:47:53.409
him? He sent me texts, which you can look at

00:47:53.409 --> 00:47:56.070
if you want. Do you want to read the text? Um,

00:47:56.070 --> 00:47:58.849
sure. He's like, I just want to bang you up.

00:47:58.989 --> 00:48:02.809
Why not? Here. I'm not making this space laser

00:48:02.809 --> 00:48:06.630
shit up. That is... I don't like her. Whatever

00:48:06.630 --> 00:48:10.000
I is keeping whatever happened between you and

00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:13.000
your baby daddy, between you and your baby daddy.

00:48:13.139 --> 00:48:15.260
Oh, that's right. Alisha Sinclair is another

00:48:15.260 --> 00:48:19.019
conservative influencer. There's plenty of them.

00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:22.199
So she's boring. She has nothing else to talk

00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:24.420
about. And everyone's like, oh my God, she sounds

00:48:24.420 --> 00:48:26.800
so crazy. I'm like, well, this is what he said.

00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:30.320
Well, you are crazy. He could say something and

00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.360
you could be telling the truth about it and that

00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:35.190
doesn't mean you're not crazy. I don't know what

00:48:35.190 --> 00:48:39.489
to tell you guys. You're annoying. On iMessage,

00:48:39.489 --> 00:48:42.389
of all places. Well, I don't think, you know,

00:48:42.449 --> 00:48:45.289
Apple is going to... Okay, but don't read my

00:48:45.289 --> 00:48:48.650
pick -me stuff. Okay. I got some nids. It's fairly...

00:48:48.650 --> 00:48:50.730
Because I was being pick -me. What does that

00:48:50.730 --> 00:48:53.829
even mean? You're trying to sound all hip and

00:48:53.829 --> 00:48:56.789
Gen Z, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. No cap,

00:48:56.949 --> 00:49:02.440
bruh. Okay, wait. This was October 5th, 2024.

00:49:02.500 --> 00:49:05.639
What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, you

00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:10.840
tell me. That I'm dumb as hell. He's just a grandmother

00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:12.900
because he wants to get in her pants. Wait, why

00:49:12.900 --> 00:49:15.780
does he actually talk like this? Yes, he actually

00:49:15.780 --> 00:49:19.000
talks like this. He's autistic. He's a genius.

00:49:19.260 --> 00:49:22.099
As much as I can't stand Elon, of course he's

00:49:22.099 --> 00:49:25.059
going to talk weird. He's Elon Musk. You talk

00:49:25.059 --> 00:49:28.880
like every other conservative influencer. Annoying.

00:49:28.940 --> 00:49:31.000
He talks like this, and I wasn't being hyperbolic

00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:34.320
when I said this. Hyperbolic. I'll use a big

00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:36.480
word. Read this one? Yes, you can read the whole

00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:38.789
thing. You can read anything except my pick me.

00:49:38.809 --> 00:49:43.789
Okay. Don't show my nids. I'm feeling more optimistic

00:49:43.789 --> 00:49:46.769
after tonight and tomorrow we unleash the anomaly

00:49:46.769 --> 00:49:54.570
in the matrix. She's not an anomaly. She's like

00:49:54.570 --> 00:49:58.730
every other cloud chasing woman. She's mad that

00:49:58.730 --> 00:50:00.449
no one's talking about her unless she talks about

00:50:00.449 --> 00:50:03.469
her ex. Doesn't that feel pathetic to the women

00:50:03.469 --> 00:50:07.590
out there? Kayla Nicole, every housewife, Ashley

00:50:07.590 --> 00:50:10.170
St. Clair. If you don't talk about your ex, no

00:50:10.170 --> 00:50:27.940
one cares. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

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00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:41.039
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00:50:41.039 --> 00:50:43.579
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visit AutismSpeaks .org. Yeah, yeah, Drizzy,

00:59:32.760 --> 00:59:35.780
baby, you already know what it is This the first

00:59:35.780 --> 00:59:37.380
time I'm high, this the first time I smoke in

00:59:37.380 --> 00:59:39.719
like three months I'm sorry, mama, I had to do

00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:44.840
it to him 40, I see you, oh, I see you, homie

00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:49.059
I stay late tonight, right? You know what happens

00:59:49.059 --> 00:59:55.119
when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder, I swear it's

00:59:55.119 --> 01:00:03.929
like this every single time I'm a hard guy to

01:00:03.929 --> 01:00:06.269
get along with, get on the zone with When shit

01:00:06.269 --> 01:00:08.510
be going right, well I just flip into the wrong

01:00:08.510 --> 01:00:10.929
shit The team that I belong to, the artists I

01:00:10.929 --> 01:00:13.050
put on with Don't ever ask for nothing cause

01:00:13.050 --> 01:00:15.309
them niggas got their own shit Knee and weave

01:00:15.309 --> 01:00:17.829
feel like a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari

01:00:17.829 --> 01:00:20.170
with the red seats, I call it playing checkers

01:00:20.170 --> 01:00:22.429
And I'm never doing verses, I'm forever giving

01:00:22.429 --> 01:00:24.269
lectures If you're trying to meet with money,

01:00:24.369 --> 01:00:27.389
I'd be happy to connect ya. Life is better than

01:00:27.389 --> 01:00:29.969
it's ever been. Scheduling million dollar meetings

01:00:29.969 --> 01:00:32.409
with the president. Someone cut the lights on.

01:00:32.550 --> 01:00:35.590
Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo. Watch

01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:39.090
me as I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for

01:00:39.090 --> 01:00:41.389
me and my people. And if you trying to zone,

01:00:41.550 --> 01:00:43.949
I got a whole swish of sweet food. Rappers all

01:00:43.949 --> 01:00:46.590
liars and they women all deceitful. Add in today,

01:00:46.630 --> 01:00:49.550
subtract me. I'll never be your equal. Last place

01:00:49.550 --> 01:00:52.369
Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now. Weezy told

01:00:52.369 --> 01:00:54.570
me just write every single thing you need down.

01:00:55.070 --> 01:00:57.769
Got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About

01:00:57.769 --> 01:01:00.250
to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound

01:01:00.250 --> 01:01:03.269
Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights

01:01:03.269 --> 01:01:06.090
Because a nigga's spit cracked, baggin' tight

01:01:06.090 --> 01:01:08.210
Hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their

01:01:08.210 --> 01:01:10.750
swagger right Cause I done came with more fire

01:01:10.750 --> 01:01:13.750
than a dragon fight You pussy -ass hater, you

01:01:13.750 --> 01:01:15.909
should do you You ain't heard of me, then you

01:01:15.909 --> 01:01:18.289
should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a

01:01:18.289 --> 01:01:21.369
red clue Wayne's here, Sioux, bet he felt that

01:01:21.369 --> 01:01:24.469
like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',

01:01:24.469 --> 01:01:27.750
I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't

01:01:27.750 --> 01:01:30.329
seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate

01:01:30.329 --> 01:01:34.210
to see him so sad See a little me and your dad

01:01:34.210 --> 01:01:36.489
I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up

01:01:36.489 --> 01:01:39.329
on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere

01:01:39.329 --> 01:01:43.010
they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley

01:01:43.010 --> 01:01:46.530
Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But

01:01:46.530 --> 01:01:49.710
don't ask me shit about me And know the game

01:01:49.710 --> 01:01:52.590
really ain't shit without me She might have to

01:01:52.590 --> 01:01:55.110
pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if

01:01:55.110 --> 01:01:56.849
it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and

01:01:56.849 --> 01:02:12.860
see This is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel

01:02:12.860 --> 01:02:15.599
to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up

01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:18.219
would fuck up your skin. I pick the butt up and

01:02:18.219 --> 01:02:20.780
bop, bop, then bop, bop again. I would butt fuck

01:02:20.780 --> 01:02:23.219
your friend, then suck up her twin. I put the

01:02:23.219 --> 01:02:25.900
butt up to him, then bop, bop, and bop, bop,

01:02:25.900 --> 01:02:28.659
and bop, bop again. Suck nut, you duck, fuck

01:02:28.659 --> 01:02:32.539
your unlovin' kin. Now don't rub it in like Uberderm

01:02:32.539 --> 01:02:35.840
on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up

01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:39.320
out my casso. That who never had that dude. Always

01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:41.860
had a black tool, even when I was at school Cause

01:02:41.860 --> 01:02:44.280
bullies aren't bulletproof, red's called hoodie

01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:46.900
too Probably ain't as good as you, stupid motherfucker

01:02:46.900 --> 01:02:49.519
The only thing in the hood is you I do everything

01:02:49.519 --> 01:02:52.179
good as you know I do everything better I get

01:02:52.179 --> 01:02:55.679
paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,

01:02:55.900 --> 01:02:59.239
like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck

01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:02.340
In a sec, in a sec, bring it back Like work in

01:03:02.340 --> 01:03:04.920
the trunk and my exit coming up Yo, I am headed

01:03:04.920 --> 01:03:09.349
to the buck, like Again, might fly to L .A. and

01:03:09.349 --> 01:03:12.369
just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne, let's get

01:03:12.369 --> 01:03:15.949
bucks again And fuckin' spend them bucks and

01:03:15.949 --> 01:03:19.130
then just fuck Corinne If I told you I'ma do

01:03:19.130 --> 01:03:21.630
it, I did it Got my city on my feet, it bout

01:03:21.630 --> 01:03:24.010
to pop out Let's get it, let's get it, motherfucker,

01:03:24.309 --> 01:03:26.630
what you waitin' on? It is bottom, and it been

01:03:26.630 --> 01:03:29.949
pissin' I'm about to get shitty, I'm sweet Money

01:03:29.949 --> 01:03:32.510
is the it you want me wit And I probably just

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spit on the chick you want me wit And I hate

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a phony bitch only like I'm only thick And I

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own hip -hop, if you don't spit I'm gon' evict

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And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer

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And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy

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Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm too busy to

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play father And when it comes to that game, I'm

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too willing to play harder So harder I do, there

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he go They chant MVP when I shoot a free throw

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CEO Jazz, what it do? The haters on their face

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and in their ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder

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than you, radder than you, etc. I told you I

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get beat by the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F,

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G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U,

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V W, X, Y, Z, Z, top, yes he rocks And me and

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Jizzy both wrote on detox That was just a footnote,

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how long can he could go? Wondering when he stop,

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bitch when I be stop So I'ma keep rockin' to

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anyone who's getting sick and tired of buying

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products from companies that make celebrities

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rich. Just so the following month, the next up

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-and -coming star can tell us what we just bought

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is no longer fashion. Commander, commander, I'm

01:07:26.119 --> 01:07:29.010
calling by the name. They got no motivation because

01:07:29.010 --> 01:08:01.630
television made their brain numb. Everybody is

01:08:01.630 --> 01:08:05.969
a zombie, oh -oh, zombie, oh -oh Everybody is

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a zombie, oh -oh, zombie, oh -oh We wanna be

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a celeb and not the poor that beg Or the veteran

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with the peg leg We wanna be beautiful, rich,

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and famous Even if we live lives that are poisonous

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Making us cancerless, acting scandalous For 50

01:08:23.810 --> 01:08:26.829
minutes of fame It's a life so shallow that won't

01:08:26.829 --> 01:08:29.210
swallow the game Called the rat race of life

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We submit ourselves to the media's lies Open

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your eyes, there's a whole lot of satellites

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up in the skies Connecting us together like umbilical

01:08:38.619 --> 01:08:41.779
cords It's time to cut it off with a sword They're

01:08:41.779 --> 01:08:44.760
molding your mind When will you wake up and realize

01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:47.199
it's time? That's this matrix that we live in,

01:08:47.220 --> 01:08:49.579
it's the heaven but it's not quite hell Unless

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you're someone easy for the companies to sell

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Steps that you don't need, I repeat, things you

01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:57.720
don't need Commander, commander, I'm calling

01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:20.220
for the nation again Every time I think of it

01:09:20.220 --> 01:09:23.319
I go insane Like jumping out of plane and I'm

01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:27.140
a rocaine This we will never obtain The things

01:09:27.140 --> 01:09:30.640
that we see in the magazines Two hundred dollars

01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:36.779
worth of lift up tickets You're not working anywhere,

01:09:37.140 --> 01:09:39.600
that involves a painkiller Take your stupid image

01:09:39.600 --> 01:09:41.920
off the wall, there's no toilet flush Bye bye,

01:09:42.060 --> 01:09:45.460
but the TV says bye bye Oh god, I'm so excited,

01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:48.739
I got my photo, high five But the moment that

01:09:48.739 --> 01:09:51.260
I fear is not here And I hate it, it's outdated,

01:09:51.460 --> 01:09:54.479
now they got an iPod that plays movies Man, I

01:09:54.479 --> 01:09:56.739
just spent all of my money My apartment doesn't

01:09:56.739 --> 01:09:59.600
even have electricity Running movies, I'm in

01:09:59.600 --> 01:10:02.779
line for some time Bye bye, bye bye Money spender,

01:10:02.779 --> 01:10:10.970
money spender, I'm in debt, I'm in debt And I

01:10:10.970 --> 01:10:13.390
don't need to be a star And I will not feel alone

01:10:46.510 --> 01:10:53.270
Whoa. Dang. Dude, that was amazing. Slow motion

01:10:53.270 --> 01:10:58.609
on that. Dang. Oh my god. Dude, did you see up

01:10:58.609 --> 01:11:04.460
here? Wow, man. Holy cow. The clock's a -jookin',

01:11:04.460 --> 01:11:06.460
playin' cool rage Coffee's out, we're almost

01:11:06.460 --> 01:11:08.800
done, feels like robbery in banks Tryin' to hop

01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:10.859
me on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams

01:11:10.859 --> 01:11:13.399
Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams

01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:16.920
All the happy albums comin' to a close Radio

01:11:16.920 --> 01:11:19.939
waves made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and

01:11:19.939 --> 01:11:23.079
joy dissolvin' in the air But we keep the rhythm,

01:11:23.220 --> 01:11:32.920
oh life's just so unfair laughter's glowing dim,

01:11:33.100 --> 01:11:35.619
eardrums mixed in hoppy like fingers without

01:11:35.619 --> 01:11:38.920
rings, VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street, but

01:11:38.920 --> 01:11:41.020
soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the

01:11:41.020 --> 01:11:44.899
heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close, radio

01:11:44.899 --> 01:11:47.819
waves fading like a wilting rose, laughter and

01:11:47.819 --> 01:11:50.979
joy dissolving in the air, both keep the rhythm,

01:11:51.119 --> 01:12:08.810
oh life's just so unfair. Woo! Like shadows in

01:12:08.810 --> 01:12:34.819
the heat Oh Like clockwork to a show Now it's

01:12:34.819 --> 01:12:37.460
time to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot

01:12:37.460 --> 01:12:40.579
Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void

01:12:40.579 --> 01:12:44.020
left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line

01:12:44.020 --> 01:12:51.800
Empty speakers silenced I've come into an end

01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:53.979
Like a rollercoaster stopping Round a river's

01:12:53.979 --> 01:12:57.039
bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind

01:12:57.039 --> 01:12:59.460
Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't

01:12:59.460 --> 01:13:24.750
rewind So the Hoppy hour is coming Happy Hour,

01:13:24.869 --> 01:13:43.079
Happy Hour And like that, he's gone. He probably

01:13:43.079 --> 01:13:46.439
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:13:46.739 --> 01:13:51.340
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts

01:13:51.340 --> 01:13:56.260
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:20.159
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:14:20.159 --> 01:14:24.239
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

01:14:24.239 --> 01:14:28.340
America. Doors closing.