Hoppe 101! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.30.26)

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Here's a segment I'm excited about.

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I worked very hard on this. First of all, I was

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gone for eight days. And I hired a woman off

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of Road Redactor to babysit Luna. And this is

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what it sounded like when I came in. back in

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the house after eight days. Over and over. So

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I dedicate this bit to her. Give me the song.

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Eight long days gone, now she partin' on the

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chair. Full roll, half full, tore my son to the

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couch. She flicked that Dell once like, boy,

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what is this about? She hopped on the counter,

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now her feet's to the floor. Then she hit him

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with a look he never got before. That's a warning

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sign. You crossed the line. Luna mad, Luna mad.

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Eight days gone, now she actin' mad. Luna mad,

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Luna mad. That treat, she still acting bad I'll

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be out in the back, but the house felt cold No

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soft fur by the door, no fur on his coat He said,

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girl, she blinked slow, real mean And she sat

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by the door like the queen of the scene He sat

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down in the back, she sniffed his toe He sounded

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me out, had no hope at all That's what I'm gonna

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say You crossed the line, loonin' mad, loonin'

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mad Hey, that's garbage Give her that. AI side.

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I made a hip -hop beat using her meow. Isn't

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that trippy? I made this in four seconds. Oh,

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man. My cat was so mad at me. Gone for eight

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days. This is a trippy show, isn't it? You're

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not getting this on any other radio show. You're

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catching alleged cheaters. Talk about my cat.

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So I came home and she was immediately in my

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eye on Sunday. Last night, it was like she was

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my daughter. She cut me up all night. And I was

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like, how can I decline your cuteness? How can

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I decline your cuddles? Even though it's like

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4 .30 in the morning. It's crazy how close I

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am to her. She's literally my room. I thought

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about Clownier. Then I'm like, it's not going

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to be the same lineup. I mean, listen to this.

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I have an uncle that's allergic to cats, and

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I'm sure he's getting a breakout just hearing

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this segment. Mm -hmm. And if you're a girl and

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you're over at my apartment and my cat doesn't

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like you, that says a lot about you. She can

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read things like a book. Funny, I was texting

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my aunt this morning. I was like, Luna was really

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hyper last night. And my aunt was like, two peas

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in a pod. The lady on the rubber side did a good

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job of feeding her. I was very grateful. But

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it was just one of those things. It was like,

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man, you got this stranger feeding her. When

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I came home, she was in the corner. And she was

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running around the house like, fuck you, where

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you been? And all of a sudden, she started cuddling.

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I posted some pictures at Ryan Happy Radio. I'm

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probably going to take a break on taking pictures.

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I took so many the last few days. Mm -hmm. What

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a cutie pie she is, though. I feel like this

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is something you're never going to forget. Ryan

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Hoppy's syndicated radio show where he plays

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a hip -hop EDM beat of his cat meowing angrily

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at him. You ain't getting this on the Joe Show

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or Kelton. We're out! prosecutor is headed to

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jail for stabbing a man following a car crash

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back in 2023. Yeah, this loser, I don't know

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what he's doing. This is why I used to have road

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rage and I used to honk at people. I don't know,

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maybe an occasional flicking off, but it's not

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worth it because you don't know what's going

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on in these people's brains. Those good Florida

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men, they drive crazy. Patrick Scruggs can be

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seen on video using a pocket knife, you see it

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there, to slash at a driver who had a medical

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emergency. Yeah, this dude just looks like a

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loser. And the fact that he's a former federal

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prosecutor shows that he's a power -hungry sociopathic

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loser. Mm -hmm. He crashed into his car. Little

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man syndrome. Penalty is Ryan Arbogast is live

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at the Howard Franklin Bridge tonight after Scruggs

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learned his fate. Ryan. That's so weird. They

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have the reporter parked on the side of the road

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at the Howard Franklin. Jen, Scruggs could have

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faced life in prison, but instead he'll be out

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of jail before the summer is over. I don't like

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that, man. It's probably because he's a former

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prosecutor and people knew him. If I did that,

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can you imagine? Brian Hoppy, former whipping

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boy for Shark Talk Radio, literally stabbed somebody.

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How did he get, like, five years? This is why

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Florida can be a joke sometimes. I love Florida.

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When I went up north, I realized how much I loved

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it here. But we protect our own down here. Jeffrey

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Knight, Patrick Scruggs, Mike Galatas. It's sad.

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That plea deal, 90 days in jail, five years probation,

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and $100 ,000 in restitution. The judge says

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it was generous. Saying it's generous is an understatement.

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That was a gift. At least five years? You know

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what? I never want to hear people go, why does

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Florida have problems? Why does America have

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problems? And each and every day I'm preaching

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to you that the elite get away with things. And

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it's our biggest problem. I think a dose of humility

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is something you really need. Almost a dozen

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times. I had to call my wife and tell her that

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I'm not coming home to my children because I'm

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bleeding out in my car. Oh, but 90 days, whatever.

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You know he'll get out earlier. Like, surface

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on the sand, talking to the man. He just looks

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like a sociopath. You know, he probably had Kelton

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in the car. I love Kelton's ears. That nearly

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killed him. I just took the use of my left arm

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for about 20 months. I couldn't even hold a coffee

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cup up. This husband and father passed out behind

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the wheel of his car. And he held up traffic.

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The Howard Franklin Bridge back in 2023 causing

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a pileup. You know what? I don't want to hear

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anymore. Patrick Scruggs, you may be well connected.

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And you may be the man as a former federal prosecutor.

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But in my book, you're a loser. And you'll always

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be one. Nothing more and nothing less. than a

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loser. L -O -S. Yarn. Oh yeah, you guys ready

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to get this party going? I guess I am. Better

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late than never, right? And now, back to the

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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97

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.7. A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome

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to Hoppy Hour. You know what you like. Door is

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's over. Okay, we're here. All right.

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The Seaman was so big. And now for something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour. Starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. We'll be right back. I got it! Talk

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sex, talk dating, talk scandal. Celebrity mess

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all over the channel. I got it. But tonight,

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little bro, it's about you. What? The traps out

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here that you run into. She only hits your line

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when the cameras flash. Only come around when

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you up in. Oh, yeah. Time for Hobby 101. Where

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I teach men, and I guess women too, how to look

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out for car chasers in the dating room. She call

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it brand. You and your family. Mm -hmm. 8 -5

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-6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7

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-7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4

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-9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3

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Still in your corner back at the start. Second

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rule, check what she brag on. Is it you as a

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man or the bag on? If every pic got a tag in

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the frame, she's trying to turn your face to

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a campaign. Third and real, don't beg, don't

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chase. You the prize, better act like it's true.

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I have the prize in my own mind. Respect your

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time. I'm not just online. And if you lonely,

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don't lower that bar. Better ride solo than crash

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before a star. I be steady and I ain't biting

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my tongue. Learn this now so you don't die. This

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is how we 101. Yeah, listen up. We gonna teach

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you how to spot. Isn't AI freaking scary? She

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only wants your name. That's enough. I made this

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song randomly. I mean, I told her what to do,

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but I made it in 10 seconds. 101. Happy hour.

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For the boys that was raised off crumbs. Level

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up your words. Get your hands up strong. Stand

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tall. Think smart. Now the show goes on. Yeah.

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You tuned in to happy hour. Hell yeah. We're

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running happy. St. Pete to the clinic. Speak

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his mind, he save your time. And St. Paul, Minnesota.

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Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, we got so much I want

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to teach you guys today. Got a whole topic written

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down. All 15 of them. Let's get into it. This

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goes with both genders. If you're way too available,

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I'm not saying to ghost a person and ignore them.

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But if you're way too available, then it goes

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off the attraction. If you're always available,

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you're going to have nothing to talk about. Isn't

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it nice when you catch up with your significant

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other? Because I don't care what gender you date.

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As long as it's not a kid or an animal. You know

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when you catch up with that person and you're

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like, oh, I didn't know this and this? If you

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were talking every day, you know. You'd get sick

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of them. You would know everything. There is

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one sign to know. If a girl likes you or whatever

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gender you are, how often did it hit you up?

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Oh, man. Do they hit you up on Saturday night

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when they want you to come over and bang on the

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house? Or do they hit you up like, hey, how was

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your day? A girl that says, hey, how was your

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day? Is a lot more, I don't know if the word

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is, wifey material than a girl that's got a roster

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of seven dudes and you're fifth in line. Yeah,

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they're what you call hit it and quit it. Long

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term, what's that going to be? A messy situation

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shift. That's all it has. This is something I

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really am trying to work on. Even though my whole

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life has been on the radio since I was 21. Why

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do you tell a woman so much up front? It kind

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of kills the mystery. Because then they know,

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all right. About you You don't want that The

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problem is My whole life is online Nothing's

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mysterious It's all there You know when You need

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to text It's after they text you Women have a

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whole platter of men they can get. Anything they

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want. Us guys, if you keep hitting them up, you'll

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be like, oh my God, I'm his life. I don't want

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to date someone where I'm his life. Break up!

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What do you realize? It was really never yours.

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It was just your turn. You know what I mean,

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Jelly Bean? You know that feeling where you're

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like, oh my God, I love the idea of you, but

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you never existed. Isn't that the worst? You

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feel it? You want to know the perfect way to

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know if... How am I going to say this? I'm trying

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to figure out how to word this. You want to know

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how to get multiple women to hit you up? Start

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being exclusive with a woman. Because women like

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what they can't get. If you're so obtainable

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and all these ready to bang them, They get sick

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of you. But if you're not constantly around all

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the time, and then they see you're happy with

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someone else, they're like, I want some of that

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happiness and some of that dick. Just being real.

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I know that's a controversial opinion, but I'm

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a controversial guy. Oh, yeah. I was already

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saying that. You know what I mean? 8 -5 -6. 49

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-0. What do we have here? Guys, when you start

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day -in -the -woman, you got to really look at

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the red flags and the green flags. And you got

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to be honest with yourself. Because if she's

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fun and bad, but has a lot of red flags, At some

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point, you'll stop having sex in bed. And then

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it'll just be the red flags. Mm -hmm. Awesome.

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If a woman is constantly busting your balls,

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there's two types of busting balls. The good

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kind. No, what I'm saying is this. If a girl's

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like, oh my God. in Minnesota. When she visited

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Florida two years ago, I left a t -shirt at her

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Airbnb. Went to Sierra, Minnesota last week.

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I left a t -shirt there. And she goes, you did

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it again. That's good ball busting. When a sociopathic

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ex says something about your career or whatever.

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That was cool. That's bad ball busting. That's

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not what you want, dude. You don't want a woman

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telling you all your dreams are not obtainable

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because all they've done is sleep around. And

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I mean that in the rudest way possible. No, you're

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probably thinking, no, in the absolute worst

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way. And gentlemen out there, if you're dating

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a Latina girl, Be prepared to meet all their

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judgmental titties. No, I didn't say titties.

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I said titties as in their aunt. There are two

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things you need the approval of. Enough of that.

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You need the approval of the family, obviously.

00:21:04.819 --> 00:21:07.319
Even some of the family just might not like you

00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:10.079
or whatever. You know what you really need? You

00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:18.019
really need the approval of the group. If you

00:21:18.019 --> 00:21:19.640
don't have the approval of the group chat, you're

00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:26.220
screwed. Because the group chat is where all

00:21:26.220 --> 00:21:29.079
the discussions go. Let's say it's a group chat

00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:35.740
of 20 women. It's a lot of estrogen. I mean like

00:21:35.740 --> 00:21:41.130
a lot. With the group chat... If you can get

00:21:41.130 --> 00:21:43.390
about 16 or 20 of them to like you, that's a

00:21:43.390 --> 00:21:46.809
B. Man, if you only got seven or eight of them

00:21:46.809 --> 00:22:35.230
on your side, you're screwed. And realize that

00:22:35.230 --> 00:22:40.769
both sides are the prizes. But sometimes when

00:22:40.769 --> 00:22:43.589
a man gets hurt, all his bros will bump him up.

00:22:43.670 --> 00:22:47.970
Oh, yeah, you're the prize. A little narcissistic,

00:22:47.970 --> 00:23:02.009
I might say. Even though I have a prize. Where

00:23:02.009 --> 00:23:09.440
do I go from here? You gotta figure out. The

00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:14.099
difference between love, lust, or loneliness.

00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:21.140
If you're a little girl, now listen, if you're

00:23:21.140 --> 00:23:23.640
out at Denny's and you got a hot ass waitress

00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:28.559
and her boobs are about to pop out, maybe it's

00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:30.759
one of the Perkins waitresses that Tiger Woods

00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:34.759
had sex with. That's one thing. But it's natural

00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:37.059
for a guy to look. But if you're constantly in

00:23:37.059 --> 00:23:39.160
public, let's say you're working out with your

00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:42.079
girl at a gym or whatever, and you have a wandering

00:23:42.079 --> 00:23:46.759
eye, that wandering eye means you're not that

00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:51.440
into them. When I was in the prime of my relationships,

00:23:51.859 --> 00:23:58.480
yeah, I would find other women hot. But the moment

00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:02.660
my last relationship was about to end, there

00:24:02.660 --> 00:24:14.720
was this hot, This is a true story. And I started

00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:18.799
addressing her in my mind. And I never do that.

00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:21.559
And anybody that's offended, you do the same

00:24:21.559 --> 00:24:27.740
thing. Shut up. But you know what happened? I

00:24:27.740 --> 00:24:32.339
got broken up. We broke up a month later. And

00:24:32.339 --> 00:24:33.720
I never do that. That is a sign from the universe.

00:24:36.099 --> 00:24:41.380
Again, if you're on St. Pete Beach and there's

00:24:41.380 --> 00:24:45.579
a lot of snow bunnies in their Tylo outfit, of

00:24:45.579 --> 00:24:48.259
course you're going to glance for a second. But

00:24:48.259 --> 00:24:49.660
if you're sitting there with your girl and you're

00:24:49.660 --> 00:24:54.200
thinking about plowing them, that ain't it, dog.

00:25:00.779 --> 00:25:06.140
Yo! to notice too that toxic people will mistake

00:25:06.140 --> 00:25:12.279
boundaries for attitude I don't feel ready to

00:25:12.279 --> 00:25:17.259
tell you that yet oh you're being a bitch nope

00:25:17.259 --> 00:25:19.940
you don't have to know everything right away

00:25:19.940 --> 00:25:25.559
again will you listen to me my cat's looking

00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:30.650
at me weird it's all about being mysterious Because

00:25:30.650 --> 00:25:33.009
all the things you say are probably going in

00:25:33.009 --> 00:25:37.730
the group chat. And the group chat is not what

00:25:37.730 --> 00:25:41.670
you want to piss off. Frankly, we need to have

00:25:41.670 --> 00:25:45.029
like a bunch of millennial and Gen Z and millennial

00:25:45.029 --> 00:25:47.470
and I don't know, Gen Alpha is underage. But

00:25:47.470 --> 00:25:51.410
all the group chats to run the world. Especially

00:25:51.410 --> 00:25:58.650
when there's women in it. It's frightening. If

00:25:58.650 --> 00:26:00.559
you don't have the approval of the group, You

00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:09.380
are absolutely positively screwed. And I can't

00:26:09.380 --> 00:26:13.099
specify that enough. If the group chat is not

00:26:13.099 --> 00:26:18.599
on your side or whatnot, it's a terrifying thing.

00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:26.279
It's no good. Forget about an Alfred Hitchcock

00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:43.599
movie. You should see my face when I'm squinting

00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:46.019
when I'm doing it. I'm making my sex face when

00:26:46.019 --> 00:26:52.440
I'm potting up and down the board. The group

00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:57.460
chat can either define your relationship positively

00:26:57.460 --> 00:27:09.099
or negatively. I'm stunned as hell and tripping

00:27:09.099 --> 00:27:21.160
out. My back. What's the address of the Joe show

00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:27.000
again? I'm kidding. They're too busy copying

00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:29.380
the prank calls. Her dad does eight, five, six,

00:27:29.380 --> 00:27:32.839
49. Happy to take five, six, four, nine, four,

00:27:32.859 --> 00:27:39.980
six, seven, seven, three. Oh, so today it is

00:27:39.980 --> 00:27:43.880
time for the controversial segment known as smudge.

00:27:48.430 --> 00:27:55.230
Did you? Oh, we have a lot on our plate. It is

00:27:55.230 --> 00:28:04.109
smirch. I love these preachers out there that

00:28:04.109 --> 00:28:09.089
claim they're humble but then chase status on

00:28:09.089 --> 00:28:13.109
social media. I don't think God would approve

00:28:13.109 --> 00:28:18.609
of that. It also says in the Bible, judge not.

00:28:19.470 --> 00:28:22.369
Followed by constant judging about people's sexuality.

00:28:24.289 --> 00:28:28.230
If that's not hypocritical, I don't know what

00:28:28.230 --> 00:28:36.109
is. They'll say, oh, being greedy is so sinful.

00:28:38.529 --> 00:28:41.769
And then we'll ask for your money. And worship

00:28:41.769 --> 00:28:45.440
money. Do you see where I'm coming from? here

00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:54.200
or I'll say we preach forgiveness but dad hold

00:28:54.200 --> 00:29:06.859
grudges man fuck dad or love thy neighbor unless

00:29:06.859 --> 00:29:11.960
the neighbor's gay another color not saying at

00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:15.089
all religious people Just the racist, stupid

00:29:15.089 --> 00:29:21.130
mega that used it as a crutch to be an asswipe.

00:29:23.029 --> 00:29:29.650
The same people that use religion for peace while

00:29:29.650 --> 00:29:35.069
fueling division. Just like the orange mutant

00:29:35.069 --> 00:29:44.859
in Office. I love this one. Thanks, Chad GBT.

00:29:46.579 --> 00:29:51.480
Demanding moral purity while cheating on their

00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:56.839
wives and having scandals. That ain't it, dog.

00:29:58.500 --> 00:30:03.220
If that's not the definition of hypocritical,

00:30:03.220 --> 00:30:11.299
I don't know what is. Drives me nuts. Or you

00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:14.170
got the deadbeat dads. I see their kids once

00:30:14.170 --> 00:30:17.970
a weekend and barely FaceTime them. But they

00:30:17.970 --> 00:30:25.410
go to church and claim they're family men. That

00:30:25.410 --> 00:30:34.730
ain't it, dawg. Or they'll say, faith is about

00:30:34.730 --> 00:30:37.410
helping out the poor people. But then when it's

00:30:37.410 --> 00:30:39.230
time to help out the poor people, they're like,

00:30:39.289 --> 00:30:42.880
nah, I don't want to bother. another Maserati.

00:30:43.579 --> 00:30:46.759
I'm Kenneth Copeland, that scumbag preacher.

00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:52.720
Or I'm Joel Holstein. I ain't letting you into

00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:59.160
my church. Or you always hear them say whenever

00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:01.480
someone dies or someone gets cancer or someone

00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:05.420
suffers, oh, it's God's plan. God planned that

00:31:05.420 --> 00:31:10.109
for me. And then you know what happens? hits

00:31:10.109 --> 00:31:17.329
them, then they're freaking out. Or the priests

00:31:17.329 --> 00:31:22.130
that go, you don't need material items. Materialism's

00:31:22.130 --> 00:31:26.569
bad. And what do they do? They build empires

00:31:26.569 --> 00:31:31.329
and cheat on their wives. Again, this is not

00:31:31.329 --> 00:31:33.230
every religious person, just the people that

00:31:33.230 --> 00:31:44.710
do it. of religion. I wish I was religious. I

00:31:44.710 --> 00:31:47.849
just think it's fiction. I think what it was

00:31:47.849 --> 00:31:50.210
like before you died or before you were born

00:31:50.210 --> 00:31:56.670
is what it's like when you die. Nothing. An eternity

00:31:56.670 --> 00:32:04.809
of nothing. My whole family's all religious and

00:32:04.809 --> 00:32:06.450
they're like, what are you talking about in your

00:32:06.450 --> 00:32:14.150
podcast? One of my family members says I need

00:32:14.150 --> 00:32:17.769
to go to confession. Oh, I would have a CVS receipt

00:32:17.769 --> 00:32:26.309
of everything I need to confess. All right. That

00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:29.250
was smudge. We all had a good time, didn't we?

00:32:29.309 --> 00:32:31.410
Maybe. I don't know. If you didn't, I don't really

00:32:31.410 --> 00:32:35.230
care. Anyway, we're going to come back at happy

00:32:35.230 --> 00:32:53.119
hour and keep this party going. Yeah. Poppy Hour

00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:55.539
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

00:32:55.539 --> 00:33:00.400
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:06.200
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The seaman

00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.779
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

00:33:08.779 --> 00:33:11.220
like listening to this next song, you can skip

00:33:11.220 --> 00:33:14.079
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Poppy Hour takes pride

00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:55.000
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Be

00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:57.460
yourself with me, no need for front -ended suckin'

00:33:57.480 --> 00:33:59.660
in your stomach No need to suck in your stomach,

00:33:59.799 --> 00:34:02.279
knowin' them but you can't breathe Loosen up

00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:04.720
just a little bit, I know what you need to deal

00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:25.300
with When you need to, somebody breathe This

00:34:25.300 --> 00:36:07.019
is Toads! We'll be right back. Take it out. Make

00:36:07.019 --> 00:36:09.519
it wiggle when you out. Neighbors gonna pout

00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:11.860
a lot. Cause I'm about to break you out. Got

00:36:11.860 --> 00:37:14.280
kids, knock them out. Oh, yeah. You know, she

00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:22.139
puts out her. I love you, Mrs. Jones. Anyway.

00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:29.800
My poor family listens to this. I'm sorry. I

00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:31.480
know they say I'm not, but I'm definitely the

00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:34.239
black sheep of the family. It's fine. I'm okay

00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:42.900
with it. I accept it. Whatever. Door is closing.

00:38:13.949 --> 00:38:27.030
Me, Ryan, Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Fucking

00:38:27.030 --> 00:38:34.289
play! I'm recording from home. Hey, this is Eric

00:38:34.289 --> 00:38:36.289
Zane. Shut up! You're like, who? He's not supposed

00:38:36.289 --> 00:38:38.250
to play. Yeah, I know. Whatever. Anyway, you're

00:38:38.250 --> 00:38:42.030
listening to Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. This motherfucker

00:38:42.030 --> 00:38:45.090
is resilient as shit. I tried! Everybody tries

00:38:45.090 --> 00:38:49.110
to rub Ryan's fucking face in dog shit. Whatever.

00:38:49.730 --> 00:38:53.630
Can this play? Why is the sweeper not playing?

00:38:54.510 --> 00:39:01.429
Ah! Manny! Manny! I gotta do it this way. You're

00:39:01.429 --> 00:39:03.210
driving me nuts. This is a sweeper to go back

00:39:03.210 --> 00:39:08.230
to break. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Got

00:39:08.230 --> 00:39:22.070
it. stations are tuning in too. Mm -hmm. Happy

00:39:22.070 --> 00:39:38.570
now. Whee! This is the theme of happy hour. The

00:39:38.570 --> 00:39:47.460
theme of happy hour. Oh, wow. Mm -hmm. I don't

00:39:47.460 --> 00:40:51.260
fly All right, all right. What's going on with

00:40:51.260 --> 00:40:58.519
Instagram? Ray J said he slept with 12 ,000 women.

00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:02.900
Oh, that sounds healthy. He ain't a walking STD

00:41:02.900 --> 00:41:07.170
or anything. Oh, this is annoying. These kiss

00:41:07.170 --> 00:41:10.869
-ass, psycho -fan, parasocial, mega -nostalian

00:41:10.869 --> 00:41:13.909
fans are trying to place a curse on Klay Thompson.

00:41:14.250 --> 00:41:20.070
You're a loser! Broke. Klay's a joke. You're

00:41:20.070 --> 00:41:22.469
probably sucking bad, aren't you? Klay lost the

00:41:22.469 --> 00:41:26.630
game. Klay has no fame. Oh, yeah, Tully didn't

00:41:26.630 --> 00:41:28.989
win four friggin' championships. He got to, like,

00:41:29.030 --> 00:41:31.869
six finals. and is top 70 or should have been

00:41:31.869 --> 00:41:34.449
top 75 of all time. Yeah, just because you don't

00:41:34.449 --> 00:41:36.409
watch basketball. Don't I mean Deadly Squad,

00:41:36.650 --> 00:41:40.409
honey? Klay has no goals. Klay has no goals.

00:41:40.889 --> 00:41:44.090
He has no goals? He went to Dallas to win a championship,

00:41:44.190 --> 00:41:50.829
you dummy. Shut your ass. Go clean your kid's

00:41:50.829 --> 00:41:53.909
diaper. Klay has to cough. He can't find a hole.

00:41:54.989 --> 00:41:57.909
Klay wants to shoot. He can't find the ball.

00:41:58.710 --> 00:42:02.420
That's kind of true. Megan is joyful. Megan is

00:42:02.420 --> 00:42:06.679
free. She's a bust out. And a career side chick.

00:42:08.980 --> 00:42:13.039
Megan is outside twerking on one knee. Megan

00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:16.380
wears a wave, but she's not that pretty. Megan

00:42:16.380 --> 00:42:19.400
is happy. No, she's not. She's a bitch. Megan

00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:22.300
is rich. Okay, so is Clay Thompson. Dude's got

00:42:22.300 --> 00:42:24.940
like nine figures in his bank account. Shut up.

00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:27.659
Megan has met another man who's not a bitch.

00:42:28.460 --> 00:42:30.719
All right. Megan, this is me, your spiritual

00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:33.320
advisor. Oh, yeah. She totally knows who you

00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:36.019
are, honey. I'm sure you're totally in her top

00:42:36.019 --> 00:42:38.940
nine on the text messages. If I can even number,

00:42:39.139 --> 00:42:42.780
Clay's going bald tonight. All right. As if that's

00:42:42.780 --> 00:42:45.099
a bad thing. You'd be lucky to have sex with

00:42:45.099 --> 00:42:47.019
a bald guy. You ain't that attractive, honey.

00:42:47.380 --> 00:42:51.239
Shut up. All right. Jay -Z opens up about the...

00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:58.130
That was weird. Stop. Take two. Jay -Z opens

00:42:58.130 --> 00:43:00.190
up about the future of rap music. It's coming.

00:43:01.210 --> 00:43:03.929
Artists, they were trying to recreate something

00:43:03.929 --> 00:43:06.489
that was already done. But they're not connected

00:43:06.489 --> 00:43:09.190
to it like that. Got it. They're not living it

00:43:09.190 --> 00:43:10.969
and breathing it. They were fighting against

00:43:10.969 --> 00:43:15.130
gravity. I fight against gravity with my height.

00:43:15.750 --> 00:43:17.989
Telling their story. We needed that other side.

00:43:18.309 --> 00:43:21.769
We needed to hear about what happens when you

00:43:21.769 --> 00:43:24.349
have four successful albums. All right, there

00:43:24.349 --> 00:43:28.019
you go. He is an ugly dude. But quite the rapper.

00:43:28.380 --> 00:43:32.300
So I'll give him that, okay? Ah, this is bad

00:43:32.300 --> 00:43:37.340
news for Bo Shiesty. Mm -hmm. His lawyer quit.

00:43:41.059 --> 00:44:05.070
So they took his money and I just laughed! The

00:44:05.070 --> 00:44:13.750
government having explaining to do? No way! I

00:44:13.750 --> 00:44:25.340
didn't know the government's corrupt! I'm Sherry.

00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:29.059
Totally. Yeah. And David, who's also a fantastic

00:44:29.059 --> 00:44:32.340
lawyer. Both from Dallas. All right. Here we

00:44:32.340 --> 00:44:39.900
go. Ah, you know, Bill Shicey regrets it. Here's

00:44:39.900 --> 00:44:45.780
Joe Madonna. Who used to be on The View. Says

00:44:45.780 --> 00:44:48.559
women will use sex as a weapon. Is being used

00:44:48.559 --> 00:44:50.679
as a weapon? Are we ready? Really peeping out

00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:53.500
the word sex. I'll say it for you. Sex, sex,

00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:58.179
sex. Jesus Christ. Is being used as a weapon

00:44:58.179 --> 00:45:01.780
by a lot of women in a bad way. And that's why

00:45:01.780 --> 00:45:05.199
this conversation is coming out. Oh yeah. It's

00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:07.300
definitely coming. Duty. I don't like that word

00:45:07.300 --> 00:45:09.780
duty. But women should want to sleep with their

00:45:09.780 --> 00:45:12.019
husbands. And if they don't, they need to be

00:45:12.019 --> 00:45:14.340
able to like. If you're not banging the person

00:45:14.340 --> 00:45:17.829
you're dating, you're just roommates. And you

00:45:17.829 --> 00:45:19.849
don't have the credibility to pull the plug.

00:45:20.090 --> 00:45:23.389
Sit and express why, and that needs to be fixed.

00:45:23.449 --> 00:45:26.550
All right, whatever. It's not like you're bitching

00:45:26.550 --> 00:45:29.829
at me. You're like my ex. Shut up. Oh, jeez.

00:45:31.070 --> 00:45:35.789
Cameron on It Is What It Is. The podcast talks

00:45:35.789 --> 00:45:37.829
about the negative comments about what he said

00:45:37.829 --> 00:45:42.539
about Megan Thee Stallion. I love Cameron. Especially

00:45:42.539 --> 00:45:45.539
his song, Suck It or Not, which the clean version

00:45:45.539 --> 00:45:48.099
is Touching or Not. But I would prefer a woman

00:45:48.099 --> 00:45:54.340
suck it. I've been saying this for years. I've

00:45:54.340 --> 00:45:57.139
seen some series talking about Meg DeSalle yesterday.

00:45:57.380 --> 00:45:59.460
Now you're going to say I'm hating it. Everybody

00:45:59.460 --> 00:46:02.739
thinks it's someone ahead. What they don't want

00:46:02.739 --> 00:46:06.500
to hear. Mace is hilarious. He's like half religious,

00:46:06.559 --> 00:46:10.619
half feminist. He goes, mm -hmm. No, he's talking

00:46:10.619 --> 00:46:12.500
about Clayton. I think he's be like, yo, Clay

00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:15.519
Thompson's fumble mega stallion. And then we

00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:18.179
got to sit here and be careful with our words.

00:46:19.980 --> 00:46:23.380
So that niggas don't feel something. You rap

00:46:23.380 --> 00:46:48.250
about being a hoe. I love it is what it is. Quite

00:46:48.250 --> 00:46:59.130
the podcast. All right, so let's just have the

00:46:59.130 --> 00:47:01.469
conversation. There we go. That's what I came

00:47:01.469 --> 00:47:04.630
for. The name of our song is called Wet Ass Pussy.

00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:11.670
Wet Ass Pussy, right? Then she promotes having

00:47:11.670 --> 00:47:15.289
wet ass pussy and fucks mad other rappers. Hell

00:47:15.289 --> 00:47:18.530
yeah! As they say in the Chicago suburbs, she's

00:47:18.530 --> 00:47:21.909
a bust down! Then you get with a nigga, he don't

00:47:21.909 --> 00:47:25.480
want to be monogamous, and he fumbles. What's

00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:29.219
the thinking? I don't know the thinking. She

00:47:29.219 --> 00:47:32.179
said he's supposed to settle down. But let's

00:47:32.179 --> 00:47:34.519
just say you're Klay Thompson, right? And you'd

00:47:34.519 --> 00:47:37.519
be like, you know this is Karen defending and

00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:43.059
cheating. Yo, little nigga from Toronto had it

00:47:43.059 --> 00:47:46.159
too. I didn't want to say that. Oh, yeah. You

00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:49.019
know I'm making a stallion daughter thing. You

00:47:49.019 --> 00:48:00.090
got one guy in front, one guy in the back. I

00:48:00.090 --> 00:48:03.369
love it is what it is. Yes, it is what it is.

00:48:05.010 --> 00:48:07.610
Did he deny his allegations that he jade off

00:48:07.610 --> 00:48:10.690
into one of the notorious B .I .G. shirts? That

00:48:10.690 --> 00:48:13.610
sounds like something he would do. Larissa Pippen

00:48:13.610 --> 00:48:15.650
wants to be on The Bachelorette, but she's got

00:48:15.650 --> 00:48:20.409
no other talent. And that's just the truth. Here

00:48:20.409 --> 00:48:24.269
it slips up. who's really slim, I don't know

00:48:24.269 --> 00:48:27.110
if he's a thug, reacting to breakups. Nah, we

00:48:27.110 --> 00:48:31.250
good. We good. Y 'all can stop that. We ain't

00:48:31.250 --> 00:48:33.610
starting that today. I hate to see that. What?

00:48:33.789 --> 00:48:37.230
I hate to see that. Got it. I'm not never rude

00:48:37.230 --> 00:48:41.130
for that. But that's why, you know, that's why

00:48:41.130 --> 00:48:44.349
I can't be in that situation because if you...

00:48:44.349 --> 00:48:47.449
Megan really messed up by going public because

00:48:47.449 --> 00:48:52.550
she's a nine and a narcissistic moron. Mm -hmm.

00:48:53.449 --> 00:48:56.150
You get in a situation like that, look what happens

00:48:56.150 --> 00:49:00.510
when it don't work out. There you go. Some wise

00:49:00.510 --> 00:49:04.230
words from young, not young thug, slim thug.

00:49:05.349 --> 00:49:09.429
A Taco Bell employer in Florida shot at three

00:49:09.429 --> 00:49:11.550
female customers after they used a water cup

00:49:11.550 --> 00:49:14.460
with soda. The funny part is... Because of the

00:49:14.460 --> 00:49:18.239
algorithm being so sensitive. They put an asterisk

00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:21.219
where the O is supposed to be for shot. I thought

00:49:21.219 --> 00:49:25.179
it said Florida Taco Bell worker shit. I was

00:49:25.179 --> 00:49:27.820
like, that's what you do after. But no, he shot

00:49:27.820 --> 00:49:30.440
at him. But I thought it was shit. I was like,

00:49:30.460 --> 00:49:33.159
oh my God, that's quite the crime. Let me take

00:49:33.159 --> 00:49:37.199
a dump in front of you. Here's a woman refusing

00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:41.699
Adrian Broner and he does not like that. That's

00:49:41.699 --> 00:49:47.400
crazy. He looks like a slime. He's definitely

00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:50.579
somebody you don't want at the barbecue. Not

00:49:50.579 --> 00:49:58.280
at all. She kisses the camera and then he freaks

00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:07.190
out. Loser. You got no game. Good dish. Andrew

00:50:07.190 --> 00:50:11.889
Tate called Guy Fieri a bitch and an N -word.

00:50:12.349 --> 00:50:20.230
What a moron. Here's more info. Honor AJ saying

00:50:20.230 --> 00:50:25.710
that he slept with 12 ,000 women. Man, he makes

00:50:25.710 --> 00:50:28.909
me feel like not such a slut. Also, while that

00:50:28.909 --> 00:50:32.369
loads, the He -Man creator died at 91. Thank

00:50:32.369 --> 00:50:36.860
you, sir. D4 VD David wants to get a haircut

00:50:36.860 --> 00:50:38.960
and wear new clothes to court. Because you're

00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:44.900
a vapid murdering loser. That's why. Bill Maher

00:50:44.900 --> 00:50:47.699
says he's a victim of soft canceling. No, you're

00:50:47.699 --> 00:50:50.619
just not funny. There's nothing funny about you.

00:50:50.739 --> 00:50:54.820
You're a douche. I'm Bill Maher. My opinion matters.

00:50:55.239 --> 00:50:59.719
Shut up. You're another stupid boomer. 15 years

00:50:59.719 --> 00:51:04.659
left on this planet. Enjoy it and shut up. Here

00:51:04.659 --> 00:51:09.960
is Ray J on 12, not 12, so on 12 ,500 women.

00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:16.260
Sorry. So we did a celebration. Movie trap. Got

00:51:16.260 --> 00:51:20.239
it. Celebrated my 10 ,000. I had about 400 or

00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:24.340
500 girls that I came through. Well, they're

00:51:24.340 --> 00:51:27.659
coming. It was a massive. You're talking about.

00:51:28.619 --> 00:51:32.219
Different partners. 10 ,000. I think a little

00:51:32.219 --> 00:51:34.400
bit more now. Different partners. What you mean?

00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:38.280
Like, this could go forward. So essentially,

00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:42.179
Ray J's a working STD. How many times you've

00:51:42.179 --> 00:51:45.199
had this? No, no, no. These are 10 ,000 different

00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:48.579
people. People. You know what he said? He didn't

00:51:48.579 --> 00:51:52.039
say women. Like, my body count has all been women.

00:51:53.380 --> 00:51:58.360
He's had people. Mm -hmm. It's at like 12 .5

00:51:58.360 --> 00:52:03.079
now, but I wanted to get to like 11, so I was

00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:06.380
guaranteed 10. Okay. I didn't want to be at 9.

00:52:06.619 --> 00:52:10.900
It is what it is. 9 ,000, and I wanted to be

00:52:10.900 --> 00:52:13.360
at 11, and then I said, okay, we went to 10.

00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:16.019
Okay. It reaches a point when your body count

00:52:16.019 --> 00:52:21.099
gets so high, you just feel like a slut. I wanted

00:52:21.099 --> 00:52:22.599
to make sure I was born. Do you know what the

00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:26.119
average is? What the average what? Like. You're

00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:30.039
45 now. Okay. I can only f*** a thousand more

00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:35.719
b****es. I can't do anymore. I'm sure Brandy's

00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:42.340
proud to be your sister. Brooke Shields has not

00:52:42.340 --> 00:52:44.719
seen the new Michael Jackson movie yet. Whatever.

00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:46.880
She's a hot piece of a**hole. Oh, and this is

00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:51.599
great. Everything about Sidney Sweeney is cute.

00:52:51.980 --> 00:53:06.610
Even when she passes gas. That's her farting

00:53:06.610 --> 00:53:10.769
on the set. I bet they smell like eggs. Probably

00:53:10.769 --> 00:53:15.090
not good. It's not what you want. What do I got

00:53:15.090 --> 00:53:17.769
here? I got to save some of the news for tomorrow.

00:53:17.869 --> 00:53:20.409
But we have a new signature segment called Side

00:53:20.409 --> 00:53:28.309
Check News. Someone texted me. Let me get into

00:53:28.309 --> 00:53:32.349
this. Before we get into Side Check News. So

00:53:32.349 --> 00:53:34.670
I got into a car crash where I was on my cell

00:53:34.670 --> 00:53:39.559
phone. fault. I take blame. I had two cars, so

00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:43.559
I got to have an SR22 until the end of the year.

00:53:43.619 --> 00:53:47.179
This happened in 2023. October 13th, 2023, because

00:53:47.179 --> 00:53:51.179
I told Geico it fucking 40 times. So I was trying

00:53:51.179 --> 00:53:54.059
to save money. So I joined a car insurance called

00:53:54.059 --> 00:53:57.099
Bristol West. Listen to me. If you guys have

00:53:57.099 --> 00:54:01.159
any moments where you're thinking, hey, maybe

00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:04.570
I should try Bristol West. So I canceled the

00:54:04.570 --> 00:54:07.730
insurance, right? And I get a confirmation letter.

00:54:09.130 --> 00:54:14.469
And then they charge me 650 bucks. So I call

00:54:14.469 --> 00:54:17.789
them. And they go, sir, you never canceled, even

00:54:17.789 --> 00:54:20.570
though I had a cancellation letter. And I just

00:54:20.570 --> 00:54:23.949
got a text saying that my bill is due May 5th.

00:54:23.949 --> 00:54:29.690
Hey, Bristol West, go fuck yourself. You douche.

00:54:30.170 --> 00:54:32.670
Even though you're a company, not a person. Fuck

00:54:32.670 --> 00:54:38.949
you. You're the worst. Oh, it makes me mad. The

00:54:38.949 --> 00:54:41.210
lady was gaslighting me today. I'll admit, I

00:54:41.210 --> 00:54:43.610
yelled a little bit. I was getting mad. She's

00:54:43.610 --> 00:54:48.329
a hag. What does she know? Sir, I don't know

00:54:48.329 --> 00:54:51.190
what to do. Mm -hmm. I know you don't know what

00:54:51.190 --> 00:54:54.250
to do. You're stupid. You work at Bristol West.

00:54:55.130 --> 00:55:54.719
Sidekick news. We talking message today. We expose,

00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:57.940
we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

00:55:57.940 --> 00:56:01.219
cruise. Side check news. Whole world tunes to

00:56:01.219 --> 00:56:03.679
the truth. You can hide from your man, can't

00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:08.880
hide from this booze. Side check news. Moonlight

00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:11.260
flashing. Who you trying to text? Got a ring

00:56:11.260 --> 00:56:31.110
on your hand, still shopping for the news. Freedom

00:56:31.110 --> 00:57:20.880
with the Christina is in the Delta Sky Club.

00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:26.300
Wearing her wedding ring. So I officially don't

00:57:26.300 --> 00:57:55.659
feel bad for her. She encourages it. What other

00:57:55.659 --> 00:57:57.739
show has a side chick called Side Chick News?

00:57:58.940 --> 00:58:01.719
Joseph Carballo is too busy copying his daddy's

00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:12.519
fake show. Me, I don't care. All right. What

00:58:12.519 --> 00:58:17.260
the hell is going on with this side chick? She's

00:58:17.260 --> 00:58:19.079
a bust down, and I think she's close to breaking

00:58:19.079 --> 00:58:21.639
up because we have not seen her boyfriend recently.

00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:27.880
Yo! Happy Hot Topic! I did a thing I didn't want

00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:31.059
to show where YouTube's muted. Funk that, Ryan!

00:58:31.420 --> 00:58:34.380
Fans are feeling nostalgic over Ariana Grande's

00:58:34.380 --> 00:58:37.019
new hairdo. The singer shared this selfie. She

00:58:37.019 --> 00:58:39.019
looks like a side chick, because she has one!

00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:41.420
See on Instagram, with her long brown hair pulled

00:58:41.420 --> 00:58:44.380
back into a tight ponytail. In one photo, she

00:58:44.380 --> 00:58:47.079
posed in a long -sleeved, black leotard and tight.

00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:53.079
Alright, so she's looking hot, whatever. talk

00:58:53.079 --> 00:59:00.019
about Joy Taylor she's annoying Joy Taylor was

00:59:00.019 --> 00:59:04.099
a side chick at Fox Sports 1 and got fired for

00:59:04.099 --> 00:59:07.880
it but because every guy in the media wants to

00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:12.880
plow her no one questions her on it and she said

00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:15.500
that people should just not cheat you were a

00:59:15.500 --> 00:59:19.639
product of cheating honey you literally were

00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:22.760
banging people that were in relationships Shut

00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:26.000
up! Meg the Stallion has ended her relationship

00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:29.280
with Klay Thompson, which absolutely swept the

00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:31.960
internet. Yeah, you know, like how you got your...

00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:37.079
So, here's my overall philosophy. What an annoying

00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:39.800
voice when she's not on TV. Learned life motto

00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:46.800
is don't be a side chick! And standpoint on cheating.

00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:53.570
Don't. Alright. She learned lesson costed her

00:59:53.570 --> 00:59:56.409
her career. Now she's doing an Andrew Tate type

00:59:56.409 --> 01:00:02.570
podcast. He zooms in on her face. You know, that

01:00:02.570 --> 01:00:05.289
face has been painted like a Picasso. If I wanted

01:00:05.289 --> 01:00:07.730
to have sex in the next five to ten minutes,

01:00:07.909 --> 01:00:12.010
I think people assume that because I am a professional

01:00:12.010 --> 01:00:14.110
that I won't smack you right in your fucking

01:00:14.110 --> 01:00:16.510
mouth. I think we do think you would do that.

01:00:16.570 --> 01:00:18.869
You're annoying! It's been a long couple of days

01:00:18.869 --> 01:00:22.090
for me. I was on the road. Oh, yeah! She probably

01:00:22.090 --> 01:00:24.809
left her vibe right now. On my social, but I

01:00:24.809 --> 01:00:27.829
have a child now. Meg, the stallion, has ended

01:00:27.829 --> 01:00:29.789
her relationship. Wait, did she adopt a kid?

01:00:30.650 --> 01:00:34.329
Oh, my God! Joy Taylor has a child now? What

01:00:34.329 --> 01:00:37.190
a terrible role model. Did you know Mommy got

01:00:37.190 --> 01:00:52.530
famous because she ruined relationships? percent

01:00:52.530 --> 01:00:55.269
increase in sales. Of course, they raised their

01:00:55.269 --> 01:02:19.570
rates. with your chest I don't hate, I just call.

01:02:19.730 --> 01:02:23.849
When you trip, I watch you fall. Step up, step

01:02:23.849 --> 01:02:58.530
up, say it with your chest. Act up! 8 -5 -6.

01:03:00.309 --> 01:03:14.730
49 Hoppy. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can

01:03:14.730 --> 01:03:20.190
tweet at me. At RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

01:03:20.190 --> 01:03:25.039
email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. And Garrett

01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:28.940
Dizzy Pinheiro from 102 .5 The Bone is a bitch!

01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:37.099
And a backstabbing coward! At least Delta is

01:03:37.099 --> 01:03:40.860
down. And at least the Joe Show has Daddy to

01:03:40.860 --> 01:03:46.860
help him get a job. You're a loser, Dizzy! Enjoy

01:03:46.860 --> 01:03:54.300
my germ. Get out of the way! Please email me.

01:03:56.500 --> 01:04:00.000
RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Can you tell I

01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:03.340
can't stand dizzy? Can you tell I think he's

01:04:03.340 --> 01:04:09.239
a backstabbing lizard? John Jennings died. Drew

01:04:09.239 --> 01:04:13.019
Grob was my homie, at least I think so. It comes

01:04:13.019 --> 01:04:15.280
to me as well, but he's got narcissistic personality

01:04:15.280 --> 01:04:23.099
disorder. Alright. Let's get into Harry Thank

01:04:23.099 --> 01:04:30.739
God I'm a Jimmy Kimmel. You know how sometimes

01:04:30.739 --> 01:04:33.400
you wake up in the morning and the first lady

01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:35.539
puts out a statement demanding you be fired from

01:04:35.539 --> 01:04:40.179
your job? No, never, never, never. Yeah, nine.

01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:43.199
We've all been there, right? Yeah, I'm... The

01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.400
president who welcomed King Charles and Queen

01:04:45.400 --> 01:04:48.179
Camilla at the White House today isn't just a

01:04:48.179 --> 01:04:51.719
bunch of old, weird, old, loser old people. Mm

01:04:51.719 --> 01:04:54.639
-hmm. I was going to say bummer, but they're

01:04:54.639 --> 01:04:57.119
not bums. He's calling for Kimmel to be fired.

01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:59.539
He's also said it. Oh, but I thought Trump was

01:04:59.539 --> 01:05:03.039
about free speech and not being easily offended.

01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:06.320
You're a baby. On the stage for a full -blown

01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:09.679
network showdown. Oh, yeah. Maybe their license

01:05:09.679 --> 01:05:12.340
should be taken away. Yeah. Your presidency should

01:05:12.340 --> 01:05:14.320
be taken away. But then we'd have that loser

01:05:14.320 --> 01:05:17.360
that has sex with coaches known as J .D. Vance.

01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:20.719
FCC is challenging the licenses of ABC stations,

01:05:20.980 --> 01:05:23.800
possibly forcing some affiliates to shut down.

01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:26.840
Are we doing this again? I thought he was about

01:05:26.840 --> 01:05:29.699
jobs. When the affiliates shut down, people lose

01:05:29.699 --> 01:05:32.219
jobs behind the scenes. Donald Trump being a

01:05:32.219 --> 01:05:36.059
phony? No way! Someone that hangs out with pedophiles

01:05:36.059 --> 01:06:18.230
is a loser? No way! Show your ass! So stick around,

01:06:18.329 --> 01:06:24.750
folks. Oh, yeah! Here is, since we talked about

01:06:24.750 --> 01:06:28.150
Ray J banging out a lot of women, here is Celebration.

01:07:23.630 --> 01:09:23.119
I'll go kill you. Doc Zoo went half and bought

01:09:23.119 --> 01:09:26.159
an island. Risk cut, half a milli for the watch.

01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:28.779
Whippin' hundred foot yachts up to 55 knots.

01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:31.899
10 years, been payin' my dues. Hoes get it right,

01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:34.819
pay for long as Penelope Cruz knows. Ten and

01:09:34.819 --> 01:09:37.579
a half, alligator boots. And TaylorMade water

01:09:37.579 --> 01:09:40.840
repellent cashmere suits. He's so boozy, all

01:09:40.840 --> 01:09:43.420
in the jacuzzi. Such a Virgo, and that's why

01:09:43.420 --> 01:09:46.380
he's so choosy. I like her, but I'm diggin' you

01:09:46.380 --> 01:09:49.100
too. Y 'all can do me like a wishbone. Virgos

01:09:49.100 --> 01:09:54.319
are choosy, cause I'm one. An assembly line.

01:10:34.859 --> 01:10:37.979
Isn't it a celebration of life? He's had sex

01:10:37.979 --> 01:10:44.420
with a lot of women, hasn't he? Hoppy Hour with

01:10:44.420 --> 01:10:46.479
Ryan Hoppy is your alternative to the typical

01:10:46.479 --> 01:10:48.840
morning show with fake dating segments. Welcome

01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:51.399
back to the show that is your daily dopamine

01:10:51.399 --> 01:10:55.340
hit. That being Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Because

01:10:55.340 --> 01:10:58.020
focus is overrated, you're listening to Hoppy

01:10:58.020 --> 01:11:01.359
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Because someone needs to

01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:03.979
say it. Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is here for

01:11:03.979 --> 01:11:07.369
you. Hey, this is Tom Bernard, and you are listening

01:11:07.369 --> 01:11:10.869
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hey, this is Tom

01:11:10.869 --> 01:11:12.569
Bernard, and you are listening to Hoppy Hour

01:11:12.569 --> 01:11:15.470
with my friend Ryan Hoppy. Hey, it's Flying Brian

01:11:15.470 --> 01:11:18.050
from The Freak Show at 105 .5 The Beat in Fort

01:11:18.050 --> 01:11:23.609
Myers, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Door

01:11:23.609 --> 01:12:04.779
is closing. Me. I. Poppy. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.

01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:14.079
Oh, yeah. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, here

01:12:14.079 --> 01:12:17.979
it is. The most listened to radio show on the

01:12:17.979 --> 01:12:46.949
planet. The stations are tuned in, too. Oh no,

01:12:47.090 --> 01:12:52.829
this is one of those imperfect shows. I'm recording

01:12:52.829 --> 01:12:55.710
at home, and I forgot that there was automation,

01:12:55.970 --> 01:12:59.369
because I do everything on the computer at work.

01:13:00.229 --> 01:13:04.449
So, that was chaotic. It's the stuff we want

01:13:04.449 --> 01:13:06.689
in those shows. It's like, you ain't sounded

01:13:06.689 --> 01:13:10.250
to a program director. Hey, Joe, and two things

01:13:10.250 --> 01:13:12.579
playing over each other. I See, let's play what

01:13:12.579 --> 01:13:15.060
it was supposed to be. It was supposed to be

01:13:15.060 --> 01:13:17.439
the Jake from State Farm commercial. Snatching

01:13:17.439 --> 01:13:20.420
stuff. What is going on here? It's okay, relax.

01:13:20.819 --> 01:13:24.779
Watch this. Like a good neighbor, State Farm

01:13:24.779 --> 01:13:28.479
is there. Got it. Hey, Dave. Wow. Is this Rachel?

01:13:28.659 --> 01:13:32.239
It's the jingle. Try it. No. Like a good neighbor,

01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:36.520
State Farm is there. With a sandwich. Oh, yeah.

01:13:36.600 --> 01:13:44.789
And the girl from 4E. Farm agents can decree

01:13:44.789 --> 01:13:49.649
them at yu .com. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:13:49.890 --> 01:13:52.229
X, Y is wild and the story's about the queen.

01:13:52.270 --> 01:13:55.510
And all these bombs all in on the schemes. These

01:13:55.510 --> 01:13:58.390
hoops, man, he knows it all. Forget the silver

01:13:58.390 --> 01:14:01.750
core, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have

01:14:01.750 --> 01:14:04.850
a ball. I'll be out, I got that shock and awe.

01:14:06.289 --> 01:14:09.630
I'm David Tobey, legends in the game. Saks, big

01:14:09.630 --> 01:14:38.829
presence. Oh, yeah. NBA playoffs is going on.

01:14:39.510 --> 01:14:46.399
And now we got the L .A. Lakers. Three and one.

01:14:47.659 --> 01:14:50.739
An interesting series here to Cavaliers and Raptors.

01:14:51.699 --> 01:14:56.460
Tied at 2 -2. Then the other snore fastest, the

01:14:56.460 --> 01:14:58.819
Orlando Magic that I'm rooting for. Beating the

01:14:58.819 --> 01:15:06.600
Pistons. They're up 3 -1. Then the Trail Blazers.

01:15:07.100 --> 01:15:11.079
Lost to the Spurs in four games, or five games.

01:15:13.229 --> 01:15:15.010
Pretty good season for their coach, you know,

01:15:15.029 --> 01:15:16.810
getting involved with the Mafia, being Chauncey

01:15:16.810 --> 01:15:25.489
Billups. Watson leads the 76ers 3 -2. And the

01:15:25.489 --> 01:15:31.069
Thunder beat the Suns. And let's get into that.

01:15:31.210 --> 01:15:33.689
Let's see what we got here in Happy Soups. Here's

01:15:33.689 --> 01:15:36.789
SGA talking about Dylan Brooks and how he doesn't

01:15:36.789 --> 01:15:39.930
faze him. I do that thing every time where my

01:15:39.930 --> 01:15:43.569
fucking YouTube is muted. God damn it. SGA and

01:15:43.569 --> 01:15:46.310
Dylan Brooks embraced after OKC swept the Phoenix

01:15:46.310 --> 01:15:48.430
Suns. And in his post -game interview, SGA had

01:15:48.430 --> 01:15:50.609
some nice things to say about his friend and

01:15:50.609 --> 01:15:53.029
fellow Canadian teammate, Dylan. Your Canadian

01:15:53.029 --> 01:15:55.329
teammate, Dylan Brooks, had a career year scoring

01:15:55.329 --> 01:15:57.789
the ball. Average 26 points a game this series.

01:15:57.850 --> 01:16:00.029
I'm just curious, what have you seen from him?

01:16:00.449 --> 01:16:02.970
I didn't know Dylan Brooks was from Canada. No

01:16:02.970 --> 01:16:07.029
wonder he's so sassy! He just has a score in

01:16:07.029 --> 01:16:08.890
everything he does in the basketball court. Yeah,

01:16:08.890 --> 01:16:14.000
um... Yeah, hats off to him, like... It's, um...

01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:17.720
Impressive to, like, redefine yourself this late

01:16:17.720 --> 01:16:20.479
into a career. Like, very impressive. Like, usually

01:16:20.479 --> 01:16:23.560
you see young guys get... Like, for myself, it

01:16:23.560 --> 01:16:25.220
was, like, my second year I got to redefine who

01:16:25.220 --> 01:16:26.960
I was as a basketball player. To do so this late

01:16:26.960 --> 01:16:28.819
is pretty impressive. Yeah! But, um, it just

01:16:28.819 --> 01:16:31.100
goes to show the work he puts in. I don't like

01:16:31.100 --> 01:16:34.739
when SGA flops! I think he looks like a bitch!

01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:38.500
But, oh, yeah, I just... He's beginning to grow

01:16:38.500 --> 01:16:41.779
on me! Yeah, um... It's always in the gym. Being

01:16:41.779 --> 01:16:43.699
around him, you know that. I'm sure you guys

01:16:43.699 --> 01:16:45.640
know that. Being around the team, like, the guy's

01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:47.760
always in the gym, and the work pays off. Thank

01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:49.439
you, Chet. Thank you, Chet. Thank you, Chet.

01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:52.659
Oh, wait, hold on. Real quick. We can't end like

01:16:52.659 --> 01:16:57.659
that. Go ahead. Real quick. Just going back to

01:16:57.659 --> 01:17:00.180
Dylan Brooks, I saw you took the time to just

01:17:00.180 --> 01:17:03.000
congratulate not only you, but every single underplayer.

01:17:03.720 --> 01:17:07.300
Just... Yeah, Dylan Brooks tries to be a gangsta,

01:17:07.380 --> 01:17:20.539
but he seems... Sweetie! Yeah, it was just respect.

01:17:22.079 --> 01:17:23.960
Obviously, knowing Dylan, he's a great competitor,

01:17:24.140 --> 01:17:27.239
a great guy. No matter what people say about

01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:28.760
him, he's a really good guy. You get to know

01:17:28.760 --> 01:17:34.199
him. It is what it is! That villain stuff doesn't

01:17:34.199 --> 01:17:37.770
faze me. I know exactly who Dylan is. He's a

01:17:37.770 --> 01:17:40.949
socky. You know Don doesn't like hearing that.

01:17:41.109 --> 01:17:45.489
I'm supposed to be gangsta! Um, yeah. There you

01:17:45.489 --> 01:17:48.250
go. And then here's Shaq on Inside the NBA, which

01:17:48.250 --> 01:17:52.460
the NBA is trying to hide! inside the NBA and

01:17:52.460 --> 01:17:54.880
trying to force the Amazon and Peacock shows,

01:17:55.100 --> 01:17:57.739
the politically correct shows down our throat.

01:17:57.880 --> 01:18:01.840
Shut up. President of the Big Man Alliance, how

01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:04.840
do you evaluate what you've seen in the progression

01:18:04.840 --> 01:18:08.060
that Wimby has made through his young career

01:18:08.060 --> 01:18:10.880
at this point? I'm seeing toughness. I'm seeing

01:18:10.880 --> 01:18:13.359
adjustments. You know, he'll shoot the three.

01:18:13.500 --> 01:18:15.460
He's a great shooter. I'd never want him to stop

01:18:15.460 --> 01:18:17.520
shooting the three, but listen, he's taking his

01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:19.479
time right there. You know, I don't really like

01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:22.079
that shot, but it went in. Listen, they tried

01:18:22.079 --> 01:18:24.140
to touch him up a few times. There was no complaints.

01:18:24.319 --> 01:18:25.920
He just went to the free throw line like a man.

01:18:26.079 --> 01:18:27.720
Jake doesn't like the shot because he could never

01:18:27.720 --> 01:18:32.699
hit one like that. I'm happy. In two years, he

01:18:32.699 --> 01:18:36.779
will be right next to Jokic as the best big in

01:18:36.779 --> 01:18:38.920
the league. Right now, he's number two, but not

01:18:38.920 --> 01:18:43.819
far behind. Jokic is not playing the best this

01:18:43.819 --> 01:18:46.300
postseason. Not a good time to look like him

01:18:46.300 --> 01:18:49.460
right now. Slim Fevers is a best baller. Happy

01:18:49.460 --> 01:18:53.579
for the young fella. He had 27, 12, 7 blocks,

01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:57.220
and 4 steals the other day. We haven't seen numbers

01:18:57.220 --> 01:18:59.680
like that in a game, in a playoff game, since

01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:04.159
Hakeem. Oh. And, um... I'm just sorry, Shaq.

01:19:04.180 --> 01:19:07.180
It wasn't you. No. I'm sorry. It was you. Oh,

01:19:07.319 --> 01:19:11.479
yeah! Shaq's a little jealous of hockey! And,

01:19:11.479 --> 01:19:14.060
uh, it gets, um... Wow. 93 gets the Clippers.

01:19:14.140 --> 01:19:16.979
All right, there you go. Uh, supposedly, Steve

01:19:16.979 --> 01:19:21.739
Kerr is in talks... We too, man. With Joe Lacob

01:19:21.739 --> 01:19:25.100
and Mike Dunleavy Jr. about their future. Not

01:19:25.100 --> 01:19:28.760
looking good. DeAndre Jordan was named teammate

01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:30.460
of the year. I didn't even know he was still

01:19:30.460 --> 01:19:32.600
in the league. Remember Dunk City or whatever

01:19:32.600 --> 01:19:36.340
it was called? 15 years ago. Midlife crisis time.

01:19:36.619 --> 01:19:41.729
With the Clippers. What do we got here? Anthony

01:19:41.729 --> 01:19:45.510
Davis said he wants to retire, play 20 years,

01:19:45.670 --> 01:19:48.829
win an MVP, win a defensive player of the year

01:19:48.829 --> 01:19:50.909
and another championship. You're not where you

01:19:50.909 --> 01:19:53.250
want to be right now. You're an NBA champion,

01:19:53.590 --> 01:19:58.250
all -star. Legend. NBA 70, 50. It seems like

01:19:58.250 --> 01:20:02.930
you've got gold medals. What's left? That's a

01:20:02.930 --> 01:20:06.319
lot. I haven't got an MVP. I haven't got a defensive

01:20:06.319 --> 01:20:08.159
player of the year. Dude, you got to be in the

01:20:08.159 --> 01:20:12.279
league. I want the parade. Okay. For a championship.

01:20:12.420 --> 01:20:15.000
So I want to be able to do that again. Yeah.

01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:18.739
As much as it was cool that they won during COVID,

01:20:18.939 --> 01:20:21.840
they got robbed of a tournament. Not of a tournament,

01:20:21.960 --> 01:20:24.239
but of a, well, I mean, they got robbed of playing

01:20:24.239 --> 01:20:27.640
in front of fans. And they got robbed of everything,

01:20:27.800 --> 01:20:29.899
including a championship. Because of fucking

01:20:29.899 --> 01:20:32.460
COVID. That's right. Because when you won, that's

01:20:32.460 --> 01:20:37.970
right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Here is from It Is What

01:20:37.970 --> 01:20:41.869
It Is. Here is Mace saying that Devin Booker

01:20:41.869 --> 01:20:43.789
is going through a Kardashian curse. It's still

01:20:43.789 --> 01:20:48.390
the same result. I think Book got to really do

01:20:48.390 --> 01:20:51.090
some soul searching and stop wearing that headband.

01:20:53.430 --> 01:20:57.130
I hate when light -skinned players wear... Alright,

01:20:57.189 --> 01:20:59.869
that's a little racist. That's racist! Can you

01:20:59.869 --> 01:21:01.720
imagine if I... I feel like when the black guy

01:21:01.720 --> 01:21:04.399
wears a headband. Doesn't sound so good, Mace.

01:21:04.859 --> 01:21:07.060
Headbands that got good hair. Like, there's no

01:21:07.060 --> 01:21:10.479
reason to do that. You know they searching for

01:21:10.479 --> 01:21:12.619
themselves. When you see them wearing that black

01:21:12.619 --> 01:21:16.359
head. Maybe he just sweats a lot, dude. Gotta

01:21:16.359 --> 01:21:19.979
be fake religious again, Mace. To cover up your

01:21:19.979 --> 01:21:24.760
past. What? I mean, when you know the game, you

01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:28.199
know, you look. Anybody here that plays sports.

01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:31.350
It is what it is. He's superstitious. You know,

01:21:31.470 --> 01:21:34.989
a guy, he do certain things when he's about to

01:21:34.989 --> 01:21:38.470
win or he's like, he throws. I can't explain

01:21:38.470 --> 01:21:40.489
it. I don't want to hear you explain it. You're

01:21:40.489 --> 01:21:44.989
stupid! He had one song. At least I... Cameron!

01:21:45.550 --> 01:21:53.210
His songs go crazy in the club! Oh boy! Oh boy!

01:21:53.470 --> 01:21:56.890
Or suck it or not! Macy's music puts me to sleep.

01:21:57.810 --> 01:22:00.670
Here's Paul Pierce saying... Megan Thee Stallion

01:22:00.670 --> 01:22:03.310
was just some work for Klay Thompson to get through

01:22:03.310 --> 01:22:07.310
the season. It looked like to me that Megan was

01:22:07.310 --> 01:22:10.829
just some work for him during the season to get

01:22:10.829 --> 01:22:15.409
him through the season. I mean, you love to say

01:22:15.409 --> 01:22:18.029
that, but I don't. Here's the women defending

01:22:18.029 --> 01:22:22.390
Megan. Even though she wouldn't piss on you if

01:22:22.390 --> 01:22:25.130
you're on fire, honey. I think that's true. I

01:22:25.130 --> 01:22:26.569
don't want to hear it from her. Blah, blah, blah.

01:22:31.170 --> 01:22:34.270
Here's the deal. We're going to do one more song.

01:22:35.569 --> 01:22:38.909
And then we're going to come back and do local

01:22:38.909 --> 01:22:44.590
news. And then, you know, what is it? Oh yeah,

01:22:44.670 --> 01:22:49.649
get the fuck out of here. But first, let's play

01:22:49.649 --> 01:23:22.359
a banger to get the club going. As a reminder,

01:23:22.640 --> 01:23:24.640
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:23:24.640 --> 01:23:27.359
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:23:27.359 --> 01:23:30.039
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:23:30.039 --> 01:23:41.119
around, folks. We are going to play 5GLC with

01:23:41.119 --> 01:24:02.100
Heard. Right now on Happy Hour. Let's make it.

01:24:02.100 --> 01:24:05.399
Look, I'm being a nice guy. I leave that to them

01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:10.460
dudes that shoot it. With chicks that get 200

01:24:10.460 --> 01:24:13.119
to do shootin' Rollin' a shootin' doobie while

01:24:13.119 --> 01:24:15.880
we listen to smooth groove Dude, I tried to told

01:24:15.880 --> 01:24:18.920
you I'm hot like magma Keep a make, I'm stashed

01:24:18.920 --> 01:24:21.140
up in the Dodge Magnum Near the stash of the

01:24:21.140 --> 01:24:23.659
Magnums, never know which one I'ma use Right

01:24:23.659 --> 01:24:26.119
there, I got a couple people confused Cause I

01:24:26.119 --> 01:24:44.149
never lose, cause I never snooze My mom said

01:24:44.149 --> 01:24:46.689
I was a walking felony cause I kept six teens

01:24:46.689 --> 01:25:15.770
in the closet like Kelly. And I teach you dudes

01:25:15.770 --> 01:25:18.489
about tusslin' with me This is, I hate these

01:25:18.489 --> 01:25:21.529
marks I still go to Jammin' Park And leave these

01:25:21.529 --> 01:25:23.649
rappers handicapped parking When you see your

01:25:23.649 --> 01:25:26.409
boy out, bow down and kiss the ring With a crew

01:25:26.409 --> 01:25:28.970
about myself, I ain't worried about a thing This

01:25:28.970 --> 01:25:31.789
is Shaq City, man, where the f*** you from? And

01:25:31.789 --> 01:25:35.229
shit can't go on Jean Goblin My partner Supreme

01:25:35.229 --> 01:25:51.909
told me flows hard on these monkeys When your

01:25:51.909 --> 01:26:21.880
blocks get high This ain't the young and restless.

01:26:22.079 --> 01:26:24.479
You can say the drama. Life's a poor boy. Put

01:26:24.479 --> 01:26:27.079
your life on pause like a comma. Who you cutting

01:26:27.079 --> 01:26:29.380
corners? Who you stacking money? It's like they

01:26:29.380 --> 01:26:31.779
turn comedians, man. They get to acting funny.

01:26:31.920 --> 01:26:35.539
I know the MCs, the real MCs. Shamos ain't grew,

01:26:35.720 --> 01:26:38.520
man. So shopping with me. We'll hit a pumpkin

01:26:38.520 --> 01:26:41.100
head in front of your little daughter. You a

01:26:41.100 --> 01:26:44.119
broke pop machine. You out of order. I'ma come

01:26:44.119 --> 01:26:46.840
and get you. Don't make me. We hit you with the

01:26:46.840 --> 01:27:01.340
shells like a snail or a armadillo. And if he

01:27:01.340 --> 01:27:03.939
came, I guess he won't live. Give him names,

01:27:04.020 --> 01:27:40.270
get your change. He ain't hate. we'll play one

01:27:40.270 --> 01:27:42.510
more by vibe here's over here featuring brad

01:27:42.510 --> 01:29:29.079
young Outro Music I told y 'all I was so, so

01:29:29.079 --> 01:29:31.500
serious And anybody thinking that I'm not is

01:29:31.500 --> 01:29:41.890
so delirious I asked at beers in the chambers

01:29:41.890 --> 01:29:44.649
where I sit. And chicks askin' who this new dude

01:29:44.649 --> 01:29:47.710
is. I tell them I'm the brand new Flavin' Ears.

01:30:12.239 --> 01:30:14.439
I'm pitching up the rhyme like I'm Nolan. And

01:30:14.439 --> 01:30:16.500
flooding blocks till they ruined like I'm Nolan.

01:30:16.720 --> 01:30:19.000
And now I'm break bread with cats lest I know

01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:21.479
them. I tree getting money like it was exposed.

01:30:21.840 --> 01:30:23.979
I came here to ball. Watch me take it coast to

01:30:23.979 --> 01:30:26.880
coast. Spent too many nights praying for my wealth

01:30:26.880 --> 01:30:29.460
till I saw it at work. I was praying for my health.

01:30:29.560 --> 01:30:32.140
Now I'm no nonsense. No, I'm not him. I ain't

01:30:32.140 --> 01:30:34.399
trying to talk no more. Homie, pay me what you

01:30:34.399 --> 01:30:37.659
owe. I get it in every day like a G. You ain't

01:30:37.659 --> 01:30:39.800
speaking about guap. You ain't speaking to me.

01:30:40.359 --> 01:30:45.130
Matter of fact, you A pimp speakin' in cheese

01:30:45.130 --> 01:30:48.090
And chicks ask me who this new dude is I tell

01:30:48.090 --> 01:31:27.050
them You just don't know what you do to me. Oh,

01:31:27.050 --> 01:31:32.510
yeah. If you're with your girl, turn off my show

01:31:32.510 --> 01:31:35.489
and go have sex with her. Or if you're gay, go

01:31:35.489 --> 01:31:38.810
have sex with your partner. Life story. Have

01:31:38.810 --> 01:32:09.319
sex. And be like me and get a vasectomy. Like

01:32:09.319 --> 01:32:12.460
a winner in Chicago, you win. A sight to see.

01:32:12.579 --> 01:32:15.560
I might be your next ex -boyfriend. Your future

01:32:15.560 --> 01:32:17.939
is a toy when that ex kick in. Plus a little

01:32:17.939 --> 01:32:20.520
reach like great gas. Don't ask that. I'm a kid

01:32:20.520 --> 01:32:23.119
from the hundreds. From flashy to classy. Me

01:32:23.119 --> 01:32:25.199
classy. How your shoes match your hair back.

01:32:25.340 --> 01:32:28.159
Let you pass me. Attitude real sassy. Let's blow

01:32:28.159 --> 01:32:30.520
in the wind. Hit a couple spots and spend three

01:32:30.520 --> 01:32:32.500
months rent. You can even bring your friends

01:32:32.500 --> 01:33:30.960
and we can bring them. Outro Music It's Goose

01:33:30.960 --> 01:34:42.430
Bakery, got me feelin' D .I .P. Listen to those

01:34:42.430 --> 01:34:46.229
old cell phone video graphics. This is what my

01:34:46.229 --> 01:34:55.409
anxiety sounds like. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Right now.

01:34:57.329 --> 01:35:36.279
Door is closing. Me. My. Hobby. Ladies and gentlemen.

01:35:36.840 --> 01:35:45.760
Hobby hour. Hobby hour. Let's go. Ladies and

01:35:45.760 --> 01:35:49.760
gentlemen. Here it is. The most listened to radio

01:35:49.760 --> 01:35:53.020
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned

01:35:53.020 --> 01:36:46.029
in too. She's so gypsy. Love you, Luna. When

01:36:46.029 --> 01:36:51.189
I was recording in my childhood house, my mom's

01:36:51.189 --> 01:36:54.989
cat hid. In some weird way, Luna's able to sleep

01:36:54.989 --> 01:36:58.630
through my either loud music in the morning when

01:36:58.630 --> 01:37:02.670
she has to piss off my ex. I don't care. Kind

01:37:02.670 --> 01:37:06.369
of like vagina. And somehow Luna's able to sleep

01:37:06.369 --> 01:37:11.250
through that. That's known as me doing this show.

01:37:11.430 --> 01:37:23.829
Oh, yeah! 856 -49 -OP. 856 -49 -467 -73. You're

01:37:23.829 --> 01:37:27.670
playing to me at Riot Opio Radio. You can always

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email me. RiotOpioRadio .com. I brought the link

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01:37:41.770 --> 01:37:45.010
-P -E radio. Not H -O -P -P -Y. If you spell

01:37:45.010 --> 01:37:47.569
it that way, you're a hater or you're stupid.

01:37:49.050 --> 01:38:22.899
Yeah. The city's crazy moves. We got stories

01:38:22.899 --> 01:38:25.579
hotter than the Florida grooves. Tap of a new

01:38:25.579 --> 01:38:28.500
beat making it spin. All happy hour when the

01:38:28.500 --> 01:38:31.420
real begins. Turn it up loud. Let's get in the

01:38:31.420 --> 01:38:33.859
mix. From safety to the world, we bringing the

01:38:33.859 --> 01:38:36.560
fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix.

01:38:36.699 --> 01:38:39.439
We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We

01:38:39.439 --> 01:38:42.239
bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing

01:38:42.239 --> 01:38:45.460
the fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking

01:38:45.460 --> 01:38:48.819
fire again. National waves and the city's a sprint.

01:39:12.760 --> 01:39:15.779
We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic heat.

01:39:16.060 --> 01:39:18.220
Story so bold, they knock you off your seat.

01:39:18.359 --> 01:39:21.399
The vibe's electric. We're taking control. Tampa

01:39:21.399 --> 01:39:23.600
Bay's anthem, you're feeling it's cold. From

01:39:23.600 --> 01:39:26.439
here, water, water's 24 streets. When we document

01:39:26.439 --> 01:39:29.100
life with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now.

01:39:29.239 --> 01:39:31.899
Let the world partake in the stories of the legends

01:39:31.899 --> 01:39:48.930
and the news we make. The violent deaths of these

01:39:48.930 --> 01:39:51.050
two doctoral students has prompted some tough

01:39:51.050 --> 01:39:54.970
conversations about safety at USF. Yeah, it's

01:39:54.970 --> 01:39:57.789
a really sketchy neighborhood. It's a good school,

01:39:57.869 --> 01:40:02.449
but... A little frightening. Students are beginning

01:40:02.449 --> 01:40:05.270
to wonder how well they know the people they

01:40:05.270 --> 01:40:07.430
live with. News Channel 8's Georgia MacArthur

01:40:07.430 --> 01:40:09.810
joins us now live from campus after speaking

01:40:09.810 --> 01:40:12.510
to students in Georgia. I know some students

01:40:12.510 --> 01:40:14.810
can sometimes request... This Georgia reporter

01:40:14.810 --> 01:40:16.369
is the one that got the... She was trying to

01:40:16.369 --> 01:40:18.909
say cement. But she said, the semen's so big,

01:40:19.010 --> 01:40:22.789
that's her! That thing I play on my show. A certain

01:40:22.789 --> 01:40:25.210
roommate, other times, they sort of get a student

01:40:25.210 --> 01:40:30.000
assignment by lottery. Yeah. Yeah, Jen, that

01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:32.460
is correct. And that is why students say it has

01:40:32.460 --> 01:40:35.100
them taking a closer look at that room selection

01:40:35.100 --> 01:40:37.779
process. Some students we talked to say now they're

01:40:37.779 --> 01:40:39.500
even reconsidering whether or not they should

01:40:39.500 --> 01:40:42.319
stay on campus or move off campus. Got it. As

01:40:42.319 --> 01:40:45.140
investigators laid out disturbing and grisly

01:40:45.140 --> 01:40:47.779
details surrounding the killing of two promising

01:40:47.779 --> 01:40:51.279
doctoral students at USF. who deputies believe

01:40:51.279 --> 01:40:55.539
was killed by a roommate. Loser! Students tell

01:40:55.539 --> 01:40:58.260
me that they're asking themselves one question.

01:40:58.500 --> 01:40:59.840
That's probably jealous of their love triangle.

01:41:00.779 --> 01:41:04.380
Who am I really living with? I don't know anything

01:41:04.380 --> 01:41:06.439
about them. Well, that's just life in general.

01:41:09.140 --> 01:41:11.359
I'm not playing this. I mean, I know it's frightening.

01:41:11.460 --> 01:41:14.300
It's terrible. It's horrible news to see make

01:41:14.300 --> 01:41:16.140
the national headlines while I'm out of state.

01:41:17.960 --> 01:41:21.500
And it backed off traffic. And that loser should

01:41:21.500 --> 01:41:23.020
burn in hell, even though I don't believe in

01:41:23.020 --> 01:41:26.119
it. But that's just life in general. You don't

01:41:26.119 --> 01:41:31.579
know anybody. A wild scene inside an Ocala Target.

01:41:31.739 --> 01:41:34.359
Police say two teens turned a social media stunt

01:41:34.359 --> 01:41:41.319
into a criminal case. Investigators say an 18

01:41:41.319 --> 01:41:44.510
-year -old drove a lawnmower. through the store's

01:41:44.510 --> 01:41:47.050
front doors shattering the glass even shocking

01:41:47.050 --> 01:41:50.390
here's the thing i did a lot of stupid things

01:41:50.390 --> 01:41:54.350
back in the day i'm no saint but we always tried

01:41:54.350 --> 01:41:56.329
to keep a low key we didn't try to get caught

01:41:56.329 --> 01:42:00.289
these kids nowadays are ballsy shoppers out there

01:42:00.289 --> 01:42:03.329
witnesses capturing the moment on video as the

01:42:03.329 --> 01:42:06.270
chaos unfolded all right so there's that and

01:42:06.270 --> 01:42:09.210
this this pissed me off in other news parents

01:42:09.520 --> 01:42:12.100
Students in Sarasota held a rally this afternoon

01:42:12.100 --> 01:42:14.960
to protest downsizing at public schools across

01:42:14.960 --> 01:42:18.079
the county. Oh, goody. It's already known as

01:42:18.079 --> 01:42:19.840
a terrible school area, and you want to get rid

01:42:19.840 --> 01:42:24.140
of the teachers? Man, fuck that. No wonder Florida's

01:42:24.140 --> 01:42:28.520
so low on education. Just being honest. Time

01:42:28.520 --> 01:42:41.899
for Cleveland News. Static crackle, mic pops,

01:42:42.039 --> 01:42:44.819
the hour is hoppy. Cleveland skyline, foggy,

01:42:44.819 --> 01:42:47.319
steel mills choppy. City on the Cuyahoga, hearts

01:42:47.319 --> 01:42:50.039
heavy, never sloppy. Radio waves, carry tales,

01:42:50.060 --> 01:42:53.119
but they're not. Free jungle, potholes where

01:42:53.119 --> 01:42:55.760
dreams collapse. Downtown echoes, the cabs and

01:42:55.760 --> 01:42:58.119
faded cabs, past the preaching hustle. Corner

01:42:58.119 --> 01:43:00.159
kids trading maps, where the vibe's Midwest,

01:43:00.479 --> 01:43:03.640
but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland news, where

01:43:03.640 --> 01:43:06.819
the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues, every crack,

01:43:06.920 --> 01:43:19.289
every flow. Proofs laid bare, bars sharper than

01:43:19.289 --> 01:43:21.710
the skyline. No time to spare, opinions heavy

01:43:21.710 --> 01:43:25.390
as the lake. But he don't care. Radio day, static

01:43:25.390 --> 01:43:27.829
hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,

01:43:27.930 --> 01:43:31.430
hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing

01:43:31.430 --> 01:43:34.170
the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the

01:43:34.170 --> 01:43:37.109
proof. Hoppy blends, no rose tint. Just grind

01:43:37.109 --> 01:43:40.069
every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From

01:43:40.069 --> 01:43:43.350
the flats to the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,

01:43:43.350 --> 01:44:06.460
unbothered, unrefined. Call me, 856 -49 -HOBBY.

01:44:06.739 --> 01:44:12.520
That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at

01:44:12.520 --> 01:44:16.939
RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio

01:44:16.939 --> 01:44:37.729
at gmail .com. For years, our investigators have

01:44:37.729 --> 01:44:40.090
been documenting conditions inside the Cuyahoga

01:44:40.090 --> 01:44:42.529
County Jail and the actions of certain corrections

01:44:42.529 --> 01:44:46.590
officers. Tonight, Scott Knoll follows through.

01:44:46.770 --> 01:44:50.310
The elite and the authority being sketchy? No

01:44:50.310 --> 01:44:54.850
way! I'm News 5 investigator Scott Knoll outside

01:44:54.850 --> 01:44:57.520
the Cuyahoga County Jail. I recently received

01:44:57.520 --> 01:45:00.420
this anonymous letter referencing our previous

01:45:00.420 --> 01:45:02.560
reporting on problems with corrections officers

01:45:02.560 --> 01:45:05.699
here at the jail. The author said he or she wanted

01:45:05.699 --> 01:45:08.659
to remain anonymous. Yeah, of course. Due to

01:45:08.659 --> 01:45:12.560
a fear of retaliation. Yeah, because pigs, the

01:45:12.560 --> 01:45:15.720
bad cops, always get mad when the truth comes

01:45:15.720 --> 01:45:19.359
out. Like the cop in Baltimore. That they called

01:45:19.359 --> 01:45:22.079
him a rat. That's the problem with cops. You

01:45:22.079 --> 01:45:24.539
have a ton of good cops, but the good cops aren't

01:45:24.539 --> 01:45:28.430
in charge. dirty, rotten losers are. But also

01:45:28.430 --> 01:45:31.069
wanted me to know that two jailers were part

01:45:31.069 --> 01:45:33.829
of a so -called fight club here last year. Oh,

01:45:33.829 --> 01:45:37.329
yeah. We're now back at work. Ah, that's good.

01:45:37.430 --> 01:45:39.729
Then there's this. You've seen this? The Cleveland

01:45:39.729 --> 01:45:42.369
Fire Department shared these pictures of a sinkhole

01:45:42.369 --> 01:45:45.750
swallowing the back wheel of a CMSD school bus.

01:45:45.989 --> 01:45:48.489
It happened yesterday afternoon on Monroe Avenue.

01:45:48.529 --> 01:45:51.520
That's on the city's west side. You're telling

01:45:51.520 --> 01:45:54.359
me this happened? We're not on the bus at the

01:45:54.359 --> 01:45:58.100
time. Thank God. The driver was not hurt. Let's

01:45:58.100 --> 01:46:01.800
be honest. Cleveland is just a sinkhole in general.

01:46:39.560 --> 01:46:42.640
We think this is art, it could be worse though,

01:46:42.659 --> 01:46:47.060
at least we're not Detroit! We're not Detroit!

01:46:47.600 --> 01:46:49.659
The masses, sports, you know, keep people from

01:46:49.659 --> 01:46:51.460
looking at their own lives and realizing how

01:46:51.460 --> 01:46:54.420
bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,

01:46:54.579 --> 01:46:59.220
if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange

01:46:59.220 --> 01:47:02.899
and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I

01:47:02.899 --> 01:47:14.510
live in Cleveland! I live in Cleveland! You live

01:47:14.510 --> 01:47:16.170
in a tiny little house that you can't afford

01:47:16.170 --> 01:47:17.989
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

01:47:17.989 --> 01:47:20.390
little sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the

01:47:20.390 --> 01:47:22.090
time they're eight and they live on corn syrup

01:47:22.090 --> 01:47:26.229
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated

01:47:26.229 --> 01:47:28.069
mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with

01:47:28.069 --> 01:47:30.229
her front butt spilling out over the top of her

01:47:30.229 --> 01:47:32.689
asshole shoes. And you think, I'm going to go

01:47:32.689 --> 01:47:34.649
shoot myself and my pregnant small girl daughter,

01:47:34.789 --> 01:47:49.149
right? You think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I've

01:47:49.149 --> 01:47:51.109
never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland

01:47:51.109 --> 01:47:55.050
all vacation. What a fool. What's so cool about

01:47:55.050 --> 01:48:47.720
Cleveland? Finally, I'm one of those guys who

01:48:47.720 --> 01:48:49.479
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

01:48:49.479 --> 01:49:24.939
a dairy cow. Oh yeah! Yeah, hey, I'd like a,

01:49:24.960 --> 01:49:28.760
uh, $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have

01:49:28.760 --> 01:49:31.880
nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got

01:49:31.880 --> 01:49:34.880
an albino, send her up, too, and in, like, 20

01:49:34.880 --> 01:49:37.140
minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up there.

01:49:37.359 --> 01:49:40.319
I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six

01:49:40.319 --> 01:49:43.319
beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:50:30.319 --> 01:50:33.539
on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,

01:50:33.539 --> 01:50:35.439
the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something

01:50:35.439 --> 01:50:40.319
for the ladies. Sack Flashers! Awesome! All right!

01:50:40.920 --> 01:50:43.119
It takes balls to do what they're doing, but

01:50:43.119 --> 01:50:45.420
these boys have got them and more. They're Sack

01:50:45.420 --> 01:50:49.579
Flashers! We love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's the

01:50:49.579 --> 01:50:53.000
second time! Order now and get Sack Flashers

01:50:53.000 --> 01:51:02.000
2. Mm -hmm. How do you call this? It's a three

01:51:02.000 --> 01:51:03.800
-sack versus two -sack. Operators are standing

01:51:03.800 --> 01:51:06.680
by. You'd be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm

01:51:06.680 --> 01:51:09.279
-hmm. I mean, someone at church, in a nightlight

01:51:09.279 --> 01:51:11.819
or something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where do

01:51:11.819 --> 01:51:14.119
they put them firecrackers up your buttholes?

01:51:14.340 --> 01:51:17.060
Now, that's a good... No, not that specific sign.

01:51:17.060 --> 01:51:19.939
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:51:20.060 --> 01:51:22.979
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

01:51:22.979 --> 01:51:25.279
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:51:25.300 --> 01:51:27.520
verbulate that man's name in another aisle again.

01:51:27.979 --> 01:51:32.840
I don't think he said his name. and they changed

01:51:32.840 --> 01:51:35.819
business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on

01:51:35.819 --> 01:51:38.039
the iBox neither. Sheriff says you ran from down

01:51:38.039 --> 01:51:40.319
hell down to the library. Yeah, you know I did.

01:51:40.720 --> 01:51:43.079
You're going home and you don't know it all.

01:51:47.640 --> 01:51:51.319
Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind

01:51:51.319 --> 01:51:55.000
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal

01:51:55.000 --> 01:51:58.520
ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier

01:51:58.520 --> 01:52:52.060
than yours, meatbag. RyanHoppyRadio .com. We'll

01:52:52.060 --> 01:52:54.699
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:52:59.479 --> 01:53:05.260
poop. And we'll call it a day. The seaman was

01:53:05.260 --> 01:53:07.800
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

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listening to this next song, you can skip over

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whatever the hell you need printed out. I'll

01:58:39.460 --> 01:58:43.579
go. I'll go. Finally. I mentally all like me.

01:58:44.600 --> 01:58:48.260
If you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

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.net and there you can sign up. Hi, we're going

01:58:55.359 --> 01:58:57.079
to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

01:58:57.079 --> 01:59:00.939
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:59:00.939 --> 01:59:04.909
DJ, Hammering. I may look normal, but the truth

01:59:04.909 --> 01:59:08.010
is, I have a condition known as autism. That's

01:59:08.010 --> 01:59:10.689
right, it's a condition, not a disease. That

01:59:10.689 --> 01:59:13.989
is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who

01:59:13.989 --> 01:59:16.890
they are. People with autism normally have difficulties

01:59:16.890 --> 01:59:19.430
in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

01:59:19.710 --> 02:00:36.010
social interaction, Baby. I'm just flippin' to

02:00:36.010 --> 02:00:38.689
the wrong shit That's it, I belong to the audience

02:00:38.689 --> 02:00:41.010
I put on Wait, don't ever ask for nothin' Cause

02:00:41.010 --> 02:00:43.750
them niggas got their own shit Me and Weezy like

02:00:43.750 --> 02:00:46.149
a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with

02:00:46.149 --> 02:00:48.270
the red seats I call it playing checkers And

02:00:48.270 --> 02:00:50.770
it's never doin' verses I'ma ever give elections

02:00:50.770 --> 02:00:52.970
If you tryin' to leave with money I be happy

02:00:52.970 --> 02:00:55.789
to connect ya Life gets better than it's ever

02:00:55.789 --> 02:00:58.250
been Schedulin' million dollar meetings with

02:00:58.250 --> 02:01:00.670
the president Someone cut the lights on Where

02:01:00.670 --> 02:01:05.369
is Thomas Edison? Watch me as I settle in I deserve

02:01:05.369 --> 02:01:09.010
a MTV show for me and my people And if you try

02:01:09.010 --> 02:01:11.729
to zone I got a whole switch of sweet fool Rappers

02:01:11.729 --> 02:01:14.329
all liars and they women all deceitful Added

02:01:14.329 --> 02:01:16.689
to they subtract me I'll never be your equal

02:01:16.689 --> 02:01:19.649
Last 50 strizzled is the nigga in the lead now

02:01:19.649 --> 02:01:21.949
Weezy told me just write every single thing you

02:01:21.949 --> 02:01:24.430
need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy

02:01:24.430 --> 02:01:27.130
as can be now About to start balling like I'm

02:01:27.130 --> 02:01:30.470
coming off a rebound And I should have the most

02:01:30.470 --> 02:01:33.630
bragging rights Cause a nigga spit crack, bag

02:01:33.630 --> 02:01:35.810
it tight. I hate when rappers say they trying

02:01:35.810 --> 02:01:37.989
to get their swagger right. Cause I done came

02:01:37.989 --> 02:01:41.090
on more fire than a dragon fight. You pussy ass

02:01:41.090 --> 02:01:43.409
hater, you should do you. You ain't heard of

02:01:43.409 --> 02:01:45.329
me, then you should go and get a blues clue.

02:01:45.569 --> 02:01:48.590
Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne's here too. Bet

02:01:48.590 --> 02:01:51.670
he felt that like the end of a pool cue. But

02:01:51.670 --> 02:01:54.270
I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag. I'm

02:01:54.270 --> 02:01:57.649
ATF, but they ain't seeing no badge. It's heartbreak,

02:01:57.689 --> 02:02:00.130
Drake, I hate to see him so sad. I could stun

02:02:00.130 --> 02:02:02.970
you, see a little Me and your dad, I'm the same

02:02:02.970 --> 02:02:05.090
yellow boy that used to play up on the grass

02:02:05.090 --> 02:02:08.010
Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask

02:02:08.010 --> 02:02:11.489
me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning

02:02:11.489 --> 02:02:14.909
like a camel, like stupid hoe, ask me But don't

02:02:14.909 --> 02:02:18.010
ask me shit about me And know the game really

02:02:18.010 --> 02:02:20.970
ain't shit without me She might have to pay me,

02:02:20.989 --> 02:02:23.409
but I dig her down free Wanna know if it's the

02:02:23.409 --> 02:02:54.020
truth, then pull the zipper down and see Thank

02:02:54.020 --> 02:03:26.229
you for watching! Like a dog motherfucker I am

02:03:26.229 --> 02:03:59.720
gone for your neck In a sec, in a sec I'm too

02:03:59.720 --> 02:04:19.050
busy to play father, and when it comes to play

02:04:19.050 --> 02:04:22.369
hard, I'm so hard, I'm good. There he go, they

02:04:22.369 --> 02:04:27.390
check MVP when I shoot a free throw. CEO, that's

02:04:27.390 --> 02:04:29.609
what they do. The haters on that face and then

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their ass is a shoe. Faster than you, badder

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than you, radder than you, etc. I told you I

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going. Hammerin' Hank, but you can hear the Hammerin'

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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Happy on Spotify

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by searching up Hammerin, A -J -M -M -E -R -I

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-N Hank Show, and check it out on his podcast

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feed. People with autism are often treated like

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they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this

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is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known

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me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when

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I started school. Come to find out at age 12,

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the doctors decided I was autistic. Now at the

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age of 48, I have completed an associate's degree

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in radio broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

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am different. People of autism have no needs

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

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learn to gain education and join the workforce.

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I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry

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for them. Work with them. Find out for yourself.

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That autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit Autism

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Speaks. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Oh,

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that's just so unfair All night's buzzing with

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the laughter slowing dim Eardrums mixing, happy

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like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts

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hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat The happy hour is coming

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to a close Radio waves fading like a wilting

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rose Outro Music Like clockwork to a show Now

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it's time to face the silence Like a TV on Snow

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Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

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The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

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line Line Empty speakers silenced by the comments

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You'll end like a roller coaster Stop and roll

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the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs Seize

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our daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts

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we can't rewind But Hoppy out already RyanHockeyRadio

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.com I like that. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy

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Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy

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Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. America.