Health Advice For Cowhead (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.17.26)

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Get this party started in here. Let's get this

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party started in here. Let's get it started in

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here. That's the closest we'll get to playing

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Black Eyed Peas on the show because of copyright.

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All right. Let's go. And now, back to the Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,

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FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud.

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Rude. aggressive and those are his good qualities

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a sick person with a powerful tool door is closing

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hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening

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to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with

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ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i hit this

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button boom the whole program's gonna start okay

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The semen was so big. And now for something completely

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different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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All right, to you, ladies and gentlemen, my boys

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and girls, today feels like no other day. It's

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just me ranting into a microphone. Mm -hmm. But

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today, I'm using a new room at work. And everything

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is opposite. The room does the same thing, but

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you know what's annoying about the reality we

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live in? Is that you have to remember all these

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passwords and then do all these security checks.

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I promise you, Gmail, I ain't that interesting.

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I'm not manifesting getting hacked. I'm just

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saying, I'm real. Really not that interested.

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Security check, eh? 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856

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-494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at RyanHappyRadio.

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You can always email me, RyanHappyRadio, gmail

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.com. I am on. So excited to take a break from

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sports, man. For the last nine months, it's been

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about the NFL and... and the NBA preseason and

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then the NBA and I guess the Stanley Cup Finals.

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I'm not really into baseball. I'm not really

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into the Rays because they lie to their fan base.

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It's very nice, but it's also kind of boring

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because I don't know. Sports at night fills that

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void of no NBA. Or, I mean, sports at night fills

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that void of, like, you don't know what to do

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with your life. You're going to die in about

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four hours. But every night that you go to bed,

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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm telling

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you, you are dying. It's just when you're dreaming,

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it's a little different. I don't know. I haven't

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really gone through it mentally. By the way,

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it's kind of funny. I don't know. Like, I know.

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I have his radio. Like, that's my whole identity.

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Blah, blah, blah. But at the same time, people

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don't believe that it's me when they see me in

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public. Why? Because I'm so shy. You would never

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know that I'm the loudmouth jackass behind the

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mic. If you got your drink next to you, it's

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a coffee, booze, THC, Delta drink. I got my mountain

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to do in a Yeti cup. Let's all drink it together.

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But yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty shy, man.

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People almost have this like dance, monkey dance

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kind of attitude. Mm -hmm. Ah, you know. Everybody

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thinks their heroes in radio are the same on

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and off air. Mm -hmm. I'm not here to tell you.

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They're not. We're all a little crazy. I mean

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to be behind a microphone talking to yourself.

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I mean with people listening, but like talking

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and talking and talking and talking. You got

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to be a little crazy. Oh, man. I'm sorry, dude.

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I don't want to talk smack about the real cop

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or whatever, but I'm going to talk a little.

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It's so boring. I don't mean to be a dick, you

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know. I'm just not really feeling it this year.

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I want to get into it. Last night I was talking

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to this 22 -year -old at a calabar and I said,

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how do I get into soccer? And he goes, do you

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watch it? I'm like, no, dude. Screw me for trying

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to bond. I'll go. I'll screw myself. Which I

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actually didn't do last night. I was not in the

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mood. Sometimes when I'm so lonely, I have no

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horniness in me because I'm like, there's really

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no point. I'm watching other people get laid

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when I want to get laid. Speaking of that, last

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night, this girl named Natalie matches with me

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on Snapchat. And there's this racket that only

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fangirls do where they just add everybody that's

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got similar friends on Snapchat. And what do

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they do? They go, oh my God, I don't know if

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I know you. Do I know you from somewhere? Let

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me read the conversation. I love calling out

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an OnlyFans girl. It's not a conversation one.

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Actually, I can't just, let me see if I have

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story time music. I cannot just play this or

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read these messages from this OnlyFans girl.

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Campfire story music. She messages me, wait,

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did we talk before? Your name popped up, and

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now I'm confused. LOL, I'm not sure, this is

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me. I saw you added me, are you near St. Pete?

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I'm in Tampa. Close, what are you up to? This

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is my go -to line, chilling at my place, what

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about you? She says, same here, in bed, feeling

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flirty. I said, I have that feeling as well.

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She goes, mmmm. Tell me more. What are you thinking

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about? I said, I had a really long day and thinking

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about what I could do to take my mind off of

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it. She goes, ah, babe, want to talk naughty

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to forget it all? So I said, can you snap me

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so I know it's not a bod? I believe you're real,

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but I'm just curious. She said, I wish I was

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a bod. Maybe I'd be skinnier. And then when she

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snapchatted me, it looked nothing like her. And

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then she sent me a picture of her. And then I

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see that she never opened up my picture. And

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she goes, ha ha, did you see me? Send me yours.

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Like, I already did. I go, I would love nothing

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more than put my arm around you and give you

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all the guesses. I'm kind of trolling her. She

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goes, mm, I'd melt into your arm. Kiss me everywhere,

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daddy. And this is my line. Said, I would make

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sure your other lips are kissed, too. Mm -hmm.

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She goes, make them drip for me, baby. Said,

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I would love nothing more than that. She says,

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then come taste how wet you make me. I go, I

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can come to you. She said, I want to meet in

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person, but I'm really shy at first. next maybe

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next week I go oh yeah no worries this is a funny

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part I was on snapchat on my desktop and I said

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I would love to have you sit on my laptop and

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it would get intense from there I meant to say

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sit on my lap. She goes, wait, what do you mean?

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I'm on my phone. I said lap, not laptop. LOL,

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I'm tired. She goes, oh, F yeah, grind on your

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lap till I come hard, daddy. Oh, jeez. I said,

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I would definitely love to S on your titties

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and swing your ass. She said, it would be too

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derided if I asked you to make content for my

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OnlyFans. And I'm trolling her. I go, can I be

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anonymous in it? She goes, we can play around

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on my OnlyFans first so I can see how compatible

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that we are. Just copy and paste the link in

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the bio. Blah, blah, blah. She goes, you still

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there? I said, I really dig your vibe and take

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pride in my skills, but I'd rather get to know

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you without signing up for OnlyFans, to be honest.

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She goes, I'm interested in a genuine connection.

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That's why I want to talk somewhere private.

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I said, do you want my number? And I said, she

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says, OnlyFans is so much safer for me. I said,

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I will only join if it's a natural conversation

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and not just a sale. I support the OF community,

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but I signed up once and then the girl just gussed

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it on me. She goes, don't take it like that.

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I don't send my intimate content to everyone.

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And that was the end of the conversation. That's

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kind of cool how it ended like that. Yeah. Shut

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up. Shut up. Yeah. They're just adding everybody.

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Because one time, a girl on Bumble about three

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years ago, two years ago, she was like, you want

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to talk on there? And I was like, sure, whatever.

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I'll support the community. It's like two bucks

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a month. I'm like, whatever. So I sign up for

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it. And then she's like, yeah, buy a bikini picture

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for $15 .99. And I was like, oh, well, there

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you go. You know what's been driving me nuts?

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I got a few critiques about radio here. To all

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the baby boomers, and to all the Gen Xers on

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the thing known as Instagram, you do realize,

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I guess the new Instagram Plus feature, which

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is like 40 a month, which is ridiculous, I guess

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this has it, but are you aware that you cannot

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click on the link? So when you're sharing your

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podcast, and it says click here, no one can click

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there. Are you serious? Is nobody telling these

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boomer radio hosts that you can't click there?

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I don't quite understand it. And then this is

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why I'm glad I don't work at sports radio anymore.

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I've been listening a little bit here and there.

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I mean, my favorite shows are Craig Carter, Jim

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Rohn, The Junkies in D .C. What else? Scott Farrell,

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Shake It Up, Scott Farrell. He's not for everybody,

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but he's one of my radio heroes. You know? Scott

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Farrell. Hey, I'm Scott Farrell and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour with my boy Ryan Hoppy. That's

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me. You're shaking up with my boy Ryan Hoppy

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on Hoppy Hour. It's time to shake it up on Hoppy

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Hour. And also like DA and Babs on Mad Dog Sports

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Radio. But all these other sports radio shows.

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You know how you know that you're running out

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of content for the day? Mm -hmm. They're doing

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this thing of, like, debate. Like, who is the

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better player in New York City? Is it Jalen Brunson

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or Derek Jeter? Oh, my Jesus Christ. I love talking

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sports. I love watching sports. Man, I cannot

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imagine. I remember after the Bucs season ended

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in 2023, and it was like February and March before

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the Rays began, and I was working on a pad in

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there, and man, those were some rough mornings.

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It's right around Easter. And Pat Donovan was

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talking about his favorite Cadbury eggs. I mean,

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look at him. He's a walking Cadbury egg. He's

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a Cadbury egg radio. And John Mola, our program

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director, was not happy that we were talking

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about Cadbury eggs at 6 .25 a .m. Mm -hmm. I

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remember when they hired me there, they're like,

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what's the, I remember guys like Ryan Gorman

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were like, what's the secret to the sauce? Off

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to my Celtic show. And went up too far to the

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bone. And I said, you want to know the secret

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of the sauce? Mm -hmm. I said, don't take four

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breaks an hour. Oh, well, we can't do that. But

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what else is, I'm like, you do realize that him

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and MJ that are both number one and two, back

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and forth, you do realize they talk for like

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90 minutes in a row and people listen. People

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don't need to hear a boner pill at 720 after

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the conversation between 708 and 718 was good.

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You can just triple up the commercial breaks

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if your audience is good. Though, I'll come back.

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Yeah, my God, I like Magic 94 .9 for a few minutes

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with that hot piece of ass over there. But I'm

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just telling you, at some point, they're going

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to come back. Mm -hmm. Now, let me type this

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in. I have two keyboards in here. This is confusing.

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Sirius Music for addressing. about someone's

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bad health. All right. Let's see what we can

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load up here in the club. So I have a spies everywhere.

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For some reason, this music is called Paper Cup

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Morning. All right, see what this is. Oh, perfect.

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I have spies. at my former job. I wanted to fire

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up the bone. And I talked to a few people there.

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I wish Anthony Minotti, the voiceover guy, would

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reply to my voicemail, but I get it. You're working

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for John Brennan. You gotta be in your best behavior.

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There's a saltine cracker. I get it! And he's

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probably also doing his job. Hey, can you help

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me with the logs? I don't know how to do logs,

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but I'm the program director and the operations

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manager. Mm -hmm. But I heard a report. Let me

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pull up the text message here. I heard a report

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that my former boss, unknown as Michael Calta,

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he's not doing too well. I heard that he had

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a second and third stent put in his heart. And

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then I talked, I heard that from somebody that

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worked there. And then I talked to a few people

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I know that listen. I do care about Mike. Do

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I like Mike Calta? No. No. Be the backstabber.

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But do I wish ill will on somebody that has a

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13 -year -old daughter, that has a son? Mm -hmm.

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I lost my parents at a very young age. So I'm

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going, or not my, God, don't let me manifest

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that. No, I lost my dad at a very young age.

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So I take people being second or 50s very seriously.

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And let me tell you, all ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, Mike Kelton, I heard you have

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been arrogant on air. Mm -hmm. I heard you have

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been discussing the fact that you're not really

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taking this seriously, that you don't want to

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change your eating habits. Mike Elton, I have

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a memory that I tell a lot of people. We were

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on the cruise in 2016, and we were walking up

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the stairs going back from the port. Um... From,

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I think it was Mexico, back to the port. Maybe

00:15:56.059 --> 00:15:57.559
it was St. Thomas, I don't know, Granter or something.

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And you were out of breath, dude. You were logging

00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:05.139
up the stairs singing. No, no, no. You were out

00:16:05.139 --> 00:16:09.600
of breath. And you looked at me, Mike. And you

00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:14.299
said, never get fat. And I don't think any truer

00:16:14.299 --> 00:16:18.639
words were ever said. Mike Kalta, nobody lives

00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:21.139
forever, but you're going to be 55 years old.

00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:25.759
And you're not the most healthy guy. And because

00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:30.419
I'm a nice guy, even though you backstab me and

00:16:30.419 --> 00:16:34.220
you're a fake friend, you're still Amanda's husband.

00:16:35.059 --> 00:16:38.620
You're still Juliana and Joey's father. You're

00:16:38.620 --> 00:16:40.779
still the brother of, I think it was, I forget

00:16:40.779 --> 00:16:42.840
his brother's name. And you're still the uncle,

00:16:43.019 --> 00:16:44.799
I forget his name. And you're still the best

00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:47.440
friend of Pete's. And you're still the boss of

00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:50.149
Mike Olivero. And you're still the boss of, oh,

00:16:50.230 --> 00:16:52.250
I don't do a lot of responsibility with you,

00:16:52.289 --> 00:16:56.649
dude. As much as I can't stand the man, I also

00:16:56.649 --> 00:16:58.730
do love the man by hating the man, if that makes

00:16:58.730 --> 00:17:00.929
sense. I mean, I do hate the man in general,

00:17:01.049 --> 00:17:06.140
but that's like metaphorically. But Mike. You

00:17:06.140 --> 00:17:08.579
make probably a million a year when it's awesome

00:17:08.579 --> 00:17:11.160
and done with endorsements. You love to say,

00:17:11.220 --> 00:17:15.180
I make more than the president. But Mikey, listen

00:17:15.180 --> 00:17:18.079
to me. Listen to me very carefully. You have

00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:20.160
all the resources. You don't have to eat crappy

00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:22.779
healthy food. Someone like me, if I want to go

00:17:22.779 --> 00:17:25.539
on a diet, I got to go to Aldi's and get cheese

00:17:25.539 --> 00:17:31.000
and bacon and all that. Michael Kelton, you make

00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:35.819
a million dollars a year. Don't you think maybe

00:17:35.819 --> 00:17:39.460
you can ask Amanda? You got that nice big kitchen

00:17:39.460 --> 00:17:42.180
that's bigger than my apartment. Probably. Or

00:17:42.180 --> 00:17:46.000
maybe close. Maybe go, hey, babe. I really don't

00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:48.720
feel like dying by 60. I want to be able to see

00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:53.660
Juliana graduate high school. I'm BTS. Because

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I'm not a dick. I just got a funny alert. Supposedly.

00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:06.710
This is all rumors. No, I know it's a bit stale.

00:18:07.230 --> 00:18:11.369
But supposedly in Tampa Bay, Dignitary Cavabar

00:18:11.369 --> 00:18:17.210
is potentially getting bought out. And I just

00:18:17.210 --> 00:18:19.869
got a text message from Dignitary. We miss you

00:18:19.869 --> 00:18:22.410
here. Let me turn it down. We miss you here.

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Come by for 20 % off. Man. The mighty are falling.

00:18:31.340 --> 00:18:35.500
I've already fallen this morning. But yeah, Mike,

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I would suggest you take care of yourself. You

00:18:38.099 --> 00:18:40.619
don't have to listen to me. I don't really care

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about my opinion. But you say you don't care

00:18:44.119 --> 00:18:45.559
about my opinion, yeah, you listen to everything

00:18:45.559 --> 00:18:48.019
I say. Mike, take care of yourself. You got a

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daughter, you got a son, you got a whole family.

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Just be good to yourself. Our life is short.

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And you could be dead at any moment. I could

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be dead at any moment. But when you're getting

00:19:00.650 --> 00:19:05.309
stuns done on your heart, that is not exactly

00:19:05.309 --> 00:19:12.970
it, dog. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.

00:19:13.170 --> 00:19:16.710
You can tweet at me, at Ryan Happy Radio. You

00:19:16.710 --> 00:19:19.609
can always email me, ryanhappyradio at gmail

00:19:19.609 --> 00:19:23.430
.com. We might be having technical difficulties

00:19:23.430 --> 00:19:26.390
in the club here. This is really irritating.

00:19:27.109 --> 00:19:29.170
The Google Docs is going, hey, you know what?

00:19:29.349 --> 00:19:30.789
I know you're in the middle of the show. Let's

00:19:30.789 --> 00:19:33.390
just not work. Don't you love when that happens?

00:19:34.589 --> 00:19:38.109
I love when it happens. It's my whole existence.

00:19:39.369 --> 00:19:42.289
All right. Let me see if this works out. Yeah,

00:19:42.309 --> 00:19:43.869
we're in this whole new room, and I had to log

00:19:43.869 --> 00:19:49.410
into everything. All right. We're good now. Try

00:19:49.410 --> 00:19:52.509
to imagine you're a welder and you have a certain,

00:19:52.690 --> 00:19:54.069
I don't know if you guys do machines or whatever.

00:19:54.170 --> 00:19:56.470
Just think of something where, I know a lot of

00:19:56.470 --> 00:19:58.390
people that do labor, listen to my show, and

00:19:58.390 --> 00:20:01.410
imagine you have the same office chair and everything,

00:20:01.569 --> 00:20:04.869
and then you're given another place to live out

00:20:04.869 --> 00:20:07.849
your dream job, but everything's backwards. That's

00:20:07.849 --> 00:20:10.309
how I feel right now. Feeling a little out of

00:20:10.309 --> 00:20:14.630
it. Mm -hmm. That is. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,

00:20:14.730 --> 00:20:17.710
only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah.

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I did a video saying that Alabama Barker is using

00:20:22.339 --> 00:20:25.420
neon. And someone commented, use him for what

00:20:25.420 --> 00:20:27.700
exactly? She has fame and a shit ton of money.

00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:29.859
There's plenty of guys she can use. She likes

00:20:29.859 --> 00:20:32.039
him. Well, one thing is correct. They're both

00:20:32.039 --> 00:20:37.140
toxic. They're young. They'll learn. Yeah. She

00:20:37.140 --> 00:20:39.400
doesn't have that much money. I mean, let me

00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:42.619
look up right now in the club. Let's see here.

00:20:43.339 --> 00:20:47.259
What does Alabama Barker do for a living besides

00:20:47.259 --> 00:20:52.700
live off of daddy's money? Oh, she's an influencer.

00:20:53.440 --> 00:20:58.140
Awesome. Besides her sponsorships. She's living

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off of daddy. That was exactly my point. And

00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:01.759
no one had talked about her in a few weeks. And

00:21:01.759 --> 00:21:03.279
she's like, let me go hit up my fake boyfriend

00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:06.339
that I'm using, Neon. And my favorite comment.

00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:11.380
That I got was, bro, what the hell is this show?

00:21:11.940 --> 00:21:17.240
To me, I feel that every day that I record. I

00:21:17.240 --> 00:21:28.859
never know what it is. Oh, yeah. All right. 856

00:21:28.859 --> 00:21:33.079
-49 -HAPPY. That's my inbox. A lot of radio girls

00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:36.480
get hit on. I get messages like that. Isn't that

00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:39.509
delightful? Isn't that the existence you want?

00:21:41.609 --> 00:21:46.390
Here is Jedidiabila saying that women want you

00:21:46.390 --> 00:21:51.829
to stare. Mm -hmm. How don't they ever? Naked

00:21:51.829 --> 00:21:53.190
in the gym if you're not want attention. Now,

00:21:53.230 --> 00:21:55.650
somebody might point and say, well, Jed, I knew

00:21:55.650 --> 00:21:57.089
you back in the day. You used to wear a little

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sports bra and used to wear - And then you turned

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conservative and got real prude. Little tight

00:22:02.569 --> 00:22:04.150
pants in the gym too. Yeah, I was looking for

00:22:04.150 --> 00:22:08.039
attention. We miss that side of you, baby. Yeah,

00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:11.700
let me own that. I was a single girl looking

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for attention. I was in shape. I felt good. I

00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:17.759
owned it. I bet her farts smell like eggs. Yes,

00:22:17.779 --> 00:22:20.579
yes. Maybe I'd get a hot date out of it. Cool,

00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:23.519
right? I wasn't like, here I am half naked. And

00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:26.740
then when a guy looked at me like. She's annoying,

00:22:26.980 --> 00:22:30.849
bro, isn't she? We'll talk about this a little

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more later, but Diddy's sentence has been pushed

00:22:32.789 --> 00:22:35.970
back again. I never want to hear anybody talk

00:22:35.970 --> 00:22:39.410
about why don't women have more rights? Mm -hmm.

00:22:40.150 --> 00:22:42.109
And then we let Diddy get away with things, essentially.

00:22:43.970 --> 00:22:47.029
Jelly Roll performed at CMA Fest without a wedding

00:22:47.029 --> 00:22:51.170
ring. Robert De Niro's daughter is going to star

00:22:51.170 --> 00:22:57.069
in Meet the Fockers. Oh, yeah. Nepotism. Don't

00:22:57.069 --> 00:23:00.819
you love it? Mm -hmm. She should be interviewed

00:23:00.819 --> 00:23:03.119
for her role on The Joe Show. Because they're

00:23:03.119 --> 00:23:09.460
both nutbo babies. Aren't they ever? I will never

00:23:09.460 --> 00:23:12.440
let that down. You do not allow me, Joseph Carballo

00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:17.240
of 93 .3 FLG. Yeah, your ratings are up, but

00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:20.099
what else is going on? Can't beat my boy MJ.

00:23:20.339 --> 00:23:22.819
No, but by the way. You don't tell me that I'm

00:23:22.819 --> 00:23:24.599
never going to make it on the radio. And that

00:23:24.599 --> 00:23:27.859
this is my building. Even though daddy got it

00:23:27.859 --> 00:23:32.019
for you. It's your daddy's building, bitch. What

00:23:32.019 --> 00:23:39.420
do we have here? Nicki Minaj is totally grafting.

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I don't know what this broad thinks she's done.

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She's starting to get a little annoying. I'll

00:23:45.200 --> 00:23:49.680
be honest. Why is it that whenever someone needs

00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:53.880
to clean their image, They go to God. God's not

00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:56.319
real. That would be like me going, you know what?

00:23:56.940 --> 00:24:02.019
I believe in Harry Potter. Let me turn to Harry

00:24:02.019 --> 00:24:06.220
Potter. Here is Nicki Minaj saying she regrets

00:24:06.220 --> 00:24:11.720
her ungodly lyrics. Like in the Roger That remix

00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:14.359
when you said, flow so tight as a D and a B.

00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:18.019
Music scene is very demonically organized. Stop

00:24:18.019 --> 00:24:19.980
it with the demonic words. That's what every

00:24:19.980 --> 00:24:22.740
conservative says. She's on this terrible podcast,

00:24:22.980 --> 00:24:25.839
Bryce Crawford. A lot of crazy stuff that happens

00:24:25.839 --> 00:24:27.220
in there. Can you kind of tell me a little bit

00:24:27.220 --> 00:24:31.920
about that? Well, it sure isn't driving people

00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:35.740
to God. It's driving people to want to plow you.

00:24:36.859 --> 00:24:39.279
I used to think she was so pretty, but when she

00:24:39.279 --> 00:24:43.539
opens up her mouth, it's like, shut up. It definitely

00:24:43.539 --> 00:24:47.039
isn't making people want God more because it

00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:50.880
makes the girls say, oh God. It focuses on the

00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:54.599
worship of material things. Yeah, so then take

00:24:54.599 --> 00:24:57.000
back all the money you've ever made from rapping

00:24:57.000 --> 00:25:02.660
about your butthole and start over. All the residual

00:25:02.660 --> 00:25:07.160
checks you gave from Anaconda and Only and all

00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:12.279
the songs, just return it. And we all play a

00:25:12.279 --> 00:25:14.319
part in it. I've played a part in it, of course.

00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:17.940
You're an annoying woman. I guess I feel a sense

00:25:17.940 --> 00:25:21.839
of responsibility, too, a lot. You should! You

00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:26.640
represent the movie. Idiocracy! The time is because...

00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:29.480
A lot of the stuff that I was rapping about,

00:25:29.700 --> 00:25:32.000
I didn't, you know, I was so young, too, I didn't

00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:35.339
realize that there are young people listening

00:25:35.339 --> 00:25:37.839
to it. Yeah, you know, there are 13 -year -olds

00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:39.960
hearing about anal sex. It can't be great. How

00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:42.519
it could probably make them make certain decisions.

00:25:42.839 --> 00:25:46.559
Yeah, you know. That wasn't, you know, really

00:25:46.559 --> 00:25:49.279
thought out. Whatever. I don't think you're thinking

00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:51.960
much of it. And now you're trying to change your

00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:55.619
past. You still married a thug. And well, I'll

00:25:55.619 --> 00:25:57.299
never forget that. Oh, one of my favorite porn

00:25:57.299 --> 00:26:01.259
stars. Oh, she's so nice. That Natasha Nice.

00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:08.640
Natasha Nice was on a podcast. I would, I don't

00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:11.019
want to sound like I'm horny, but I would plow

00:26:11.019 --> 00:26:16.599
her so hard. It would not be fun. It would be,

00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:22.289
I've been told. I'm not bragging. But I've been

00:26:22.289 --> 00:26:27.089
told I give it 110%. Here's Natasha Nice who

00:26:27.089 --> 00:26:29.009
revealed how she would ask her boyfriend if she

00:26:29.009 --> 00:26:30.569
could have sex with other guys and he was cool

00:26:30.569 --> 00:26:33.289
with it because she said they only lasted four

00:26:33.289 --> 00:26:38.869
years. Hmm. Show me whatever you want. And, um...

00:26:38.869 --> 00:26:43.769
What a bunch of cackling broads. What an interesting

00:26:43.769 --> 00:26:46.369
clip. I was like, yeah, show me whatever you

00:26:46.369 --> 00:26:53.619
want. And, um... We don't have much of a personality

00:26:53.619 --> 00:26:55.539
besides, you know, giving guys heads. So what

00:26:55.539 --> 00:27:00.279
are you saying? We actually lasted four years,

00:27:00.339 --> 00:27:03.319
believe it or not. I was going to ask you because

00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:06.519
I feel like that's a pretty big decision. I mean,

00:27:06.539 --> 00:27:09.180
obviously not only for you, but for your significant

00:27:09.180 --> 00:27:12.579
other to decide to share you with other people

00:27:12.579 --> 00:27:14.480
if you guys like weren't in the lifestyle at

00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:17.730
all. Yeah, I think I had a gut instinct at that

00:27:17.730 --> 00:27:20.329
moment that that would eventually end the relationship.

00:27:20.829 --> 00:27:24.970
Yeah, she should have ended it sooner. And that

00:27:24.970 --> 00:27:28.369
is ultimately what happened. But I was maybe

00:27:28.369 --> 00:27:30.170
part... It's got to be a weird day and a porn

00:27:30.170 --> 00:27:32.049
star and maybe she doesn't want to play that

00:27:32.049 --> 00:27:35.109
night. Mm -hmm. And then all of a sudden, yeah,

00:27:35.170 --> 00:27:36.890
she did like four scenes that day and you're

00:27:36.890 --> 00:27:39.769
like, but they get you, but I can't. I can't

00:27:39.769 --> 00:27:42.049
get you. What are you doing? Partially naive

00:27:42.049 --> 00:27:44.309
and partially more interested in doing porn.

00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:47.660
You're a weirdo. You know your dad wasn't around.

00:27:48.980 --> 00:27:53.759
And look, I wonder why he wasn't around. Lily

00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:57.920
Phelps. Someone that's actually close to her

00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:00.599
father, but it makes it very weird. She revealed

00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:02.460
the things her boyfriend does to prove that he's

00:28:02.460 --> 00:28:04.380
secure in a relationship while she bangs other

00:28:04.380 --> 00:28:07.799
men. Howdy. I get to crack other people, but

00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.640
my boyfriend doesn't because I'm a mattress actress.

00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:16.299
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I love that term, actress,

00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:18.880
actress. You're definitely acting. You don't

00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:20.839
want to be there. These are the things that my

00:28:20.839 --> 00:28:23.640
boyfriend does to show me he is very secure in

00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:26.019
our relationship. After a day at work, my boyfriend

00:28:26.019 --> 00:28:28.799
always tells me how proud he is of me. I'm so

00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:30.799
proud you had a bunch of semen on your face.

00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.920
Fucking so hard. And usually gets me some flowers

00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.160
or chocolate. Oh, yeah, totally. What a classy

00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:39.460
guy. He's just got, you know, surrounded by nine

00:28:39.460 --> 00:28:42.559
men. No, it's my turn. The most romantic person

00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:47.460
I've ever met. Yeah. I mean, that's a good friend

00:28:47.460 --> 00:28:49.680
to benefit if you wrap up your peanuts with three

00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:53.299
condoms. But there's the thing, ladies and gentlemen,

00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:57.039
boys and girls, you do not wife that down. Now,

00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:58.799
if it's like a lot of roads after they did porn,

00:28:58.920 --> 00:29:02.119
maybe you'll wife that down. There's not a woman

00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:05.599
you'll wife down. Here's a woman who admitted

00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:09.269
she had sex with a cop to get out of a DUI. driving

00:29:09.269 --> 00:29:12.029
drunk home from work and I got pulled over and

00:29:12.029 --> 00:29:14.910
I'm about to get a DUI. So I called one of the

00:29:14.910 --> 00:29:17.730
cops that I knew and I was like, what should

00:29:17.730 --> 00:29:21.369
I do? And he came and took me out of that situation,

00:29:21.410 --> 00:29:23.990
just drove me home and told that cop, leave her

00:29:23.990 --> 00:29:30.150
alone. And then I... Oh, we have it so hot! Women!

00:29:30.690 --> 00:29:33.589
Shut up. Ended up having sex with him that night.

00:29:33.750 --> 00:29:36.509
The cop? Yeah. Okay. So I felt like... I don't

00:29:36.509 --> 00:29:38.650
know. It was like, I was such a people pleaser

00:29:38.650 --> 00:29:43.230
and I felt like I owed him at that point, you

00:29:43.230 --> 00:29:49.289
know, and then. That was like the start of like,

00:29:49.369 --> 00:29:51.490
well, he's obviously a shitty person. I know

00:29:51.490 --> 00:29:54.369
he's married. Oh, yeah, it's delightful. Aren't

00:29:54.369 --> 00:29:56.369
the cops great? I don't know. He must have told

00:29:56.369 --> 00:29:58.289
other people. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,

00:29:58.329 --> 00:30:01.250
probably. Guys talk about who they plow. On the

00:30:01.250 --> 00:30:04.089
police force about me because then I have all

00:30:04.089 --> 00:30:08.990
these cops coming in to try to like talk to me.

00:30:09.930 --> 00:30:14.250
You did it to yourself. You're a real skank.

00:30:15.150 --> 00:30:18.059
Mr. Mystical. I walk in with my dick in my hand.

00:30:18.259 --> 00:30:22.460
I got 20 years in prison. The annoying douchebag

00:30:22.460 --> 00:30:25.680
known as Rainn Wilson who played Dwight on The

00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.000
Office. He's so miserable that his career has

00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.460
been nothing besides residual checks from The

00:30:31.460 --> 00:30:33.720
Office. He said you could not make that show

00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:36.579
now. With that attitude, that's why your career

00:30:36.579 --> 00:30:38.779
has failed all the little sitcom and acting jobs

00:30:38.779 --> 00:30:44.500
you had. Because you're a douche. Maybe if you

00:30:44.500 --> 00:30:46.400
walked in with a dick in your hand. I'm just

00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:51.000
kidding. What do we have here? Here's Bonnie

00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:53.119
Blue breaking down and admitting she has no idea

00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:56.380
who the father of her kid is. Body and everybody's

00:30:56.380 --> 00:30:58.259
welcome. I don't discriminate. Whether you're

00:30:58.259 --> 00:31:01.539
fat, skinny, small, big dick. I don't. Anyone.

00:31:02.420 --> 00:31:05.180
Out of a thousand men, there was a lot of barely

00:31:05.180 --> 00:31:08.039
legal. Yeah, boys. That's good. There's going

00:31:08.039 --> 00:31:12.920
to be great fathers. Do you not have a problem

00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:15.660
with the fact that they're literally borderline

00:31:15.660 --> 00:31:18.420
underage? No, because they're 18. Yeah, you know,

00:31:18.500 --> 00:31:21.019
when a girl says it in time, when a guy says

00:31:21.019 --> 00:31:24.000
it, ah, crucify him! But they're still children.

00:31:24.279 --> 00:31:27.380
Yeah, but they're 18. What if he was 17? Well,

00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:28.779
then no, because that'd be illegal. Would you

00:31:28.779 --> 00:31:31.640
still, if it wasn't on camera? No. No, so your

00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:34.460
limit is 18 years old, but they are still...

00:31:34.460 --> 00:31:36.339
I'd happily take someone on their 18th birthday.

00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:41.049
Like, no problem. There you go. You know, there's

00:31:41.049 --> 00:31:46.589
guy after guy. Just waiting to play. LeBron says

00:31:46.589 --> 00:31:48.890
he would never get remarried. Oh, because he's

00:31:48.890 --> 00:31:53.930
totally never cheated on Savannah. He's so faithful

00:31:53.930 --> 00:31:56.549
to Savannah. Oh, he doesn't have any snow buddies

00:31:56.549 --> 00:31:59.190
in Toronto. Oh, he's so faithful to that woman.

00:32:01.360 --> 00:32:03.380
It could be. I don't think my heart gonna get

00:32:03.380 --> 00:32:07.039
bigger after that. What? I already told him.

00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:11.440
I already told him. Well, man, I'll say it for

00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:14.880
sure. It ain't gonna happen. We're doing this

00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:18.160
forever. Same casket and everything. Oh, damn.

00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:26.000
Chris Brown says he's trying to be as sexy as

00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:29.150
possible for his upcoming tour. Just letting

00:32:29.150 --> 00:32:31.390
y 'all know, I'm over here trying to get sexy

00:32:31.390 --> 00:32:34.170
as possible for this damn tour. He sounds a little

00:32:34.170 --> 00:32:36.809
drunk, doesn't he? He does not sound like his

00:32:36.809 --> 00:32:40.230
son. I'm trying to get it right. So, shirts will

00:32:40.230 --> 00:32:45.769
be coming off. Oh, yeah. This tour. Aren't they

00:32:45.769 --> 00:32:50.109
always on? That's nothing new. I went to his

00:32:50.109 --> 00:32:52.329
show last August. I wish he did more than 30

00:32:52.329 --> 00:32:56.579
seconds of his song. 54 -year -old comedian Chris

00:32:56.579 --> 00:32:58.539
Tucker says he's been celibate for three years.

00:32:58.660 --> 00:33:00.359
You know how many girls are probably throwing

00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:03.880
themselves at you? Throw them my way. Blake Lively,

00:33:03.900 --> 00:33:06.240
the judge. I need extra time in Baldoni case

00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:08.819
due to busy summer. She just doesn't want to

00:33:08.819 --> 00:33:12.700
pay off the legal fees. She's a dirtier running

00:33:12.700 --> 00:33:16.119
woman. Oh yeah, this class has got to make DDG

00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:20.079
excited. Sophie Rain says she has a crush on

00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:28.809
him. Did you give a question? There's DDG freaking

00:33:28.809 --> 00:33:35.490
out. It's a little side -by -side video. You

00:33:35.490 --> 00:33:39.650
wouldn't ruin a career. You'd ride him. You're

00:33:39.650 --> 00:33:45.109
totally a virgin. There you go. It's more of

00:33:45.109 --> 00:33:52.390
a visual. But DDG got very excited. Said she

00:33:52.390 --> 00:33:57.680
wants DDG. I don't believe she's a virgin. I'm

00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.480
sorry, I don't. I never supposed to. It's part

00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:03.400
of the mystique. It's fake. I'll tell you that

00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:07.980
right now. All right. Why does sex feel so different

00:34:07.980 --> 00:34:10.920
with different people? From vaginas feel different

00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:15.019
to... And I guess the inverse is also the case

00:34:15.019 --> 00:34:17.139
where like different penises will feel remarkably

00:34:17.139 --> 00:34:19.320
different, even if they're the same size. You

00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:22.639
sound like you really know about it. In my back

00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.380
door. And you can have sex with somebody and

00:34:25.380 --> 00:34:29.030
go, it feels really good. I mean, I think, again,

00:34:29.130 --> 00:34:31.590
it's how you, it's like the emotion in the ocean,

00:34:31.690 --> 00:34:34.369
right? Like how you use your, so let's talk about

00:34:34.369 --> 00:34:38.469
the vaginas first. So when a vagina is, has more

00:34:38.469 --> 00:34:41.969
pelvic floor strength, they may be able to like

00:34:41.969 --> 00:34:46.960
tense around the penis better. Oh yeah. Nothing

00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:49.099
better than when you start to clamp up. Be able

00:34:49.099 --> 00:34:51.559
to sort of grab the penis with their pelvic floor

00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:53.960
a little stronger versus someone who doesn't.

00:34:53.960 --> 00:34:55.840
And that's where I think some people get worried

00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:57.460
when I say, oh, you need to relax your pelvic

00:34:57.460 --> 00:34:59.039
floor. They're like, oh, I don't want to be.

00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:02.360
It's a little too technical for me. A judge said

00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:04.619
to Joseph Duggar, no unsupervised visits with

00:35:04.619 --> 00:35:07.760
the kids. All right. The second motion, I guess,

00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:10.139
is the first motion is the no contact order with

00:35:10.139 --> 00:35:13.300
unsupervised contact with his children. Is that

00:35:13.300 --> 00:35:17.340
correct? Yes, this gets a little complicated

00:35:17.340 --> 00:35:19.679
because Mr. Duggar is the defendant where his

00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:22.159
children are the victims in cases out of Arkansas.

00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:25.119
And there are limitations to him on the Arkansas

00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:29.539
case. So right now he's at four counts of jail,

00:35:29.780 --> 00:35:33.019
minor, and four counts of false imprisonment.

00:35:33.019 --> 00:35:36.199
So there's some limitations on his freedom. What

00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:39.980
a loser. This guy believes in God too. On his

00:35:39.980 --> 00:35:44.000
biological children. The only requirement of

00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.139
our unsupervised contact, I've been in contact

00:35:46.139 --> 00:35:48.599
with the Arkansas equivalent of DCF. They're

00:35:48.599 --> 00:35:50.500
willing to supervise, and they are supervising

00:35:50.500 --> 00:35:52.320
that as part of their case plan in their case.

00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:59.380
There you go. He's a weird guy. They'll figure

00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:05.000
out how to keep him away from kids. Today on

00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:10.679
TMZ. Okay, Shane Gillis. Yeah, he's like one

00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:13.079
of those guys that he can make jokes, but then

00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:15.260
when other people make jokes, all of a sudden

00:36:15.260 --> 00:36:19.840
he's the joke police. Comedian who told the lynching

00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.079
joke at the Kevin Hart roast. Kevin's so short

00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:23.280
that they're going to have to lynch him from

00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:26.460
a bonsai tree. Thinks they went too far at UFC

00:36:26.460 --> 00:36:31.340
when they dragged Michelle. Yeah, freaking Joe

00:36:31.340 --> 00:36:34.239
Rogan looked like a penis there. Obama. Michelle

00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:39.719
Obama is a man. Man, those mutants, those losers.

00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:43.099
They're obsessed with Michelle Obama. What's

00:36:43.099 --> 00:36:45.239
wrong with you? If Michelle Obama was a man.

00:36:45.630 --> 00:36:48.449
How were the kids born? She sang Michelle Obama's

00:36:48.449 --> 00:36:51.329
A Man. Oh, I didn't love that. There was a surprise

00:36:51.329 --> 00:36:54.550
attendee at Ariana Grande's concert. Oh, yeah.

00:36:55.349 --> 00:36:57.289
Kardashian. Man, that's got to make Pete and

00:36:57.289 --> 00:36:59.920
I feel great. If you remember, they both dated

00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:03.780
their Eskimo sisters. Pete Davidson. Pete's known

00:37:03.780 --> 00:37:06.119
for his, like, dong. Like, do you think they're...

00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:08.780
Oh, yeah. ...getting together and, like... They're

00:37:08.780 --> 00:37:10.679
probably comparing notes. Isn't walking side

00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:12.500
to side about Pete? Yeah, that was big time.

00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:15.679
Oh, God. She's had... Which makes Ethan Slater

00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:19.380
seem like a hammer time dude. All right, this

00:37:19.380 --> 00:37:21.260
is stepping. He's stuffing in them square pants.

00:37:21.860 --> 00:37:25.079
All right, I'm not in the mood for them. I am

00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:28.059
not in the mood. Can you tell I'm not in the

00:37:28.059 --> 00:37:29.599
mood? They don't get to the point. They just

00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:37.139
go, ah, blah. Ah, blah. Ah, blah! Mm -hmm. Happy

00:37:37.139 --> 00:37:43.119
Hot Topic! There was so much noise. Olivia Wilde

00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:45.300
is getting candid about her time in the spotlight

00:37:45.300 --> 00:37:48.079
over the last few years. During her sit -down

00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:49.699
with... Oh, she's such a friggin' hot cougar.

00:37:49.780 --> 00:37:54.190
Sit on my lap! Alex Cooper on the June 17th episode

00:37:54.190 --> 00:37:59.530
of the Call Her Daddy podcast. The 42 -year -old

00:37:59.530 --> 00:38:01.769
reveals how the public scrutiny during the press

00:38:01.769 --> 00:38:04.289
tour for her movie Don't Worry Darling took a

00:38:04.289 --> 00:38:06.929
toll on her and her subsequent relationship with

00:38:06.929 --> 00:38:09.530
co -star Harry Styles. She needed to take a step

00:38:09.530 --> 00:38:12.429
back from Hollywood. Like I needed to get quiet.

00:38:12.690 --> 00:38:16.130
I needed to hear myself again. I wish there was

00:38:16.130 --> 00:38:20.980
so much noise. Especially when you're getting

00:38:20.980 --> 00:38:25.840
laid. And it was a very unfamiliar thing to me

00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:27.960
to be thrust. Oh, whatever. You're going to thrust

00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.840
it around. But Harry, I wonder if he's Harry.

00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:36.460
Joe Alwyn may be ready for a new love story more

00:38:36.460 --> 00:38:38.960
than three years after his split from Taylor

00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:40.599
Swift. It's got to be weird. She got some of

00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:43.360
that beta mal, you know, like beta mal, like

00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:46.300
trans. In photos obtained by E! News, the actor

00:38:46.300 --> 00:38:49.199
was spotted getting cozy with actress Sarah Pidgeon

00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:51.880
during a recent outing in Brooklyn June 15th.

00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:53.980
The pair kept it close, walking through the borough

00:38:53.980 --> 00:38:56.760
hand -in -hand, Joe keeping it casual in a black

00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:59.320
t -shirt, jeans, and sneaker. Alright, so they

00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:00.980
looked good out and about. We're good for them.

00:39:01.019 --> 00:39:05.800
They're so adorable. Happy Hot Topic! Alright,

00:39:05.860 --> 00:39:10.469
what the fuck do I have here? Army Hammer details

00:39:10.469 --> 00:39:12.969
bringing what he calls very dangerous people

00:39:12.969 --> 00:39:17.150
into his life. Who, yourself? For getting canceled.

00:39:17.409 --> 00:39:21.449
Because you're a loser. The Call Me By Your Name

00:39:21.449 --> 00:39:24.110
star is addressing his past behavior that led

00:39:24.110 --> 00:39:26.650
to the derailment of his acting career. Let's

00:39:26.650 --> 00:39:28.590
be honest, it wasn't that great of a career anyway,

00:39:28.789 --> 00:39:30.730
because you're a nepo, baby, and you came from

00:39:30.730 --> 00:39:34.460
money. 2021. While he continues to deny the allegations

00:39:34.460 --> 00:39:37.559
of cannibalism, rape, and physical abuse lodged

00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:40.340
against him, Army candidly admits, I made these

00:39:40.340 --> 00:39:43.079
problems for myself. Yeah, you self -sabotage

00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:44.440
because you were bored because you're a rich

00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:46.579
person and you want to create problems. I've

00:39:46.579 --> 00:39:52.969
seen it. Happy Hot Topic! Shailene Woodley unveils

00:39:52.969 --> 00:39:56.130
a striking hair transformation. The 34 -year

00:39:56.130 --> 00:39:58.449
-old trades her usual brunette... Oh, my God,

00:39:58.510 --> 00:40:00.610
she's got a freaking blonde. What a hot piece

00:40:00.610 --> 00:40:02.969
of ass. ...trans for platinum blonde tresses.

00:40:03.190 --> 00:40:05.809
As for the root of this new do, she's currently

00:40:05.809 --> 00:40:08.489
working on her latest project, Count My Lies.

00:40:08.670 --> 00:40:12.949
That blonde hair really makes her chest look

00:40:12.949 --> 00:40:19.610
bigger. Happy Hot Topic! Tom Holland is setting

00:40:19.610 --> 00:40:22.829
the record straight. After months of speculation

00:40:22.829 --> 00:40:25.489
over his and Zendaya's relationship status, the

00:40:25.489 --> 00:40:27.389
Spider -Man star seemingly confirmed that the

00:40:27.389 --> 00:40:30.409
pair tied the knot. I don't know why. I mean,

00:40:30.429 --> 00:40:32.570
I get that the hairdresser was kind of a douchebag

00:40:32.570 --> 00:40:38.630
for announcing it. Don't get me wrong. But it

00:40:38.630 --> 00:40:41.130
was so weird how you're like denying it and denying

00:40:41.130 --> 00:40:44.369
it and denying it and denying it. And then all

00:40:44.369 --> 00:40:46.010
of a sudden you're like, oh yeah, it happened.

00:40:47.809 --> 00:40:50.630
The more you deny it and deny it. Yeah, you get

00:40:50.630 --> 00:40:53.210
it. But the more you deny it, the more people

00:40:53.210 --> 00:40:59.250
are going to be curious. Corey Feldman is tending

00:40:59.250 --> 00:41:02.030
to his health. The Stand By Me. I'm always rooting

00:41:02.030 --> 00:41:04.150
for him. He seems like such a disturbed soul.

00:41:04.699 --> 00:41:07.860
Actor's publicist confirms to USA Today that

00:41:07.860 --> 00:41:10.719
Feldman was hospitalized after experiencing a

00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:13.579
medical emergency while on a flight to Los Angeles

00:41:13.579 --> 00:41:16.480
June 15th. His rep sharing with the outlet that

00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:19.019
the 54 -year -old was met by paramedics upon

00:41:19.019 --> 00:41:21.659
landing at LAX, adding that the Goonies star

00:41:21.659 --> 00:41:24.159
was admitted to a nearby hospital where he was

00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:26.780
advised to rest overnight while awaiting MRI

00:41:26.780 --> 00:41:29.280
results. E -News has reached out to a rep for

00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:33.559
Feldman. I'm going to be honest. You guys never

00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:35.699
hear back. All right, time for Jelly Roll News.

00:41:36.159 --> 00:41:40.519
You, you, you, you, you, you, you walk in. Jelly

00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:49.980
Roll. Jelly Roll. You walk in, crowd goes tired.

00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:52.980
Same old stunt, same borrowed fire. Lip gloss

00:41:52.980 --> 00:41:55.800
sticking on your sleeve. Talk too loud, then

00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:58.360
you won't leave. You run like John, but it's

00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:02.139
all talk. Heavy boots on a tiny walk. Bunny X.

00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:05.460
Girl, you know he's a late fee everywhere you

00:42:05.460 --> 00:42:10.699
go He takes a place, then adds surprise Said

00:42:10.699 --> 00:42:15.840
that's just me with those same old eyes Jelly

00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:33.380
Roll, go away Jelly Roll Tally -Roll Go away

00:42:33.380 --> 00:42:43.559
Tally -Roll Tally -Roll Gold chain flash, deep

00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:46.440
little grin Same old mess you're draggin' in

00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:49.820
Promise big then break it small Always first

00:42:49.820 --> 00:42:52.920
to blame the wall Run this in, this thing will

00:42:52.920 --> 00:43:08.510
show Tired of the yes -man glow Just fits the

00:43:08.510 --> 00:43:14.409
middle Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go away

00:43:14.409 --> 00:43:18.989
But he needs a better day Jelly roll, go away

00:43:18.989 --> 00:43:24.429
Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go away Deserves

00:43:24.429 --> 00:43:28.909
more plain and clear Jelly roll, go away Let

00:43:28.909 --> 00:43:32.070
her breathe, let her shine Let her have her own

00:43:32.070 --> 00:43:35.650
damn life No more dragging through the door No

00:43:35.650 --> 00:43:49.730
more begging Jelly Roll! Jelly Roll! Jelly Roll!

00:43:49.869 --> 00:43:54.809
Go away! Jelly Roll! Go away! Jelly Roll! Go

00:43:54.809 --> 00:43:59.510
away! Bunny needs a band -aid! Jelly Roll! Go

00:43:59.510 --> 00:44:10.440
away! Oh yeah. Oops. 8 -5 -6. 49 -0 -B. 8 -5

00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:15.440
-6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. So, Bunny XO posted

00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.340
a comment but deleted it and said that Jelly

00:44:17.340 --> 00:44:19.940
Roll could never sing Nickelback and that he

00:44:19.940 --> 00:44:25.440
was always struggling. We're about to see a lot

00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:28.300
of passive aggressiveness. And he erased Bunny

00:44:28.300 --> 00:44:31.639
XO from his Instagram bio. So now you know it's

00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:33.940
real. Forget the divorce of papers when you get

00:44:33.940 --> 00:44:37.739
rid of the bio. That's when it's real. Well,

00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:53.070
sure. I got it. Whatever. The date of Jelly Roll

00:44:53.070 --> 00:44:55.869
and Bunny XO's split is being revealed. According

00:44:55.869 --> 00:44:58.030
to the Williamson County Online Court Record

00:44:58.030 --> 00:45:01.550
System. What happened was he got scared, started

00:45:01.550 --> 00:45:05.469
to feel himself, and she probably was with him.

00:45:08.329 --> 00:45:10.329
Through thick and thin. Especially when he was

00:45:10.329 --> 00:45:20.030
thick. And now he's too good for help. And people

00:45:20.030 --> 00:45:26.750
are going to lose respect. People thought they

00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:30.889
were really in love. I never fell for it. Because

00:45:30.889 --> 00:45:35.039
I've been around a lot of famous people. And

00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:37.039
they're all the freaking same. Especially if

00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:38.380
you're friends with Bert Kreischer. I don't really

00:45:38.380 --> 00:45:41.059
trust you. Andrea DeFord, the country music star,

00:45:41.099 --> 00:45:43.260
filed for divorce just days after the pair's

00:45:43.260 --> 00:45:45.659
separation. So there's that. I don't want to

00:45:45.659 --> 00:45:50.500
be out here with these morons. Happy Hot Topic!

00:45:53.059 --> 00:45:55.679
Jelly Roll and Bunny XO are going their separate

00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:59.920
ways. Oh yeah! You know, he's going to regret

00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:02.099
it when she's getting planned on. We're about

00:46:02.099 --> 00:46:06.599
to see a lot of thirst traps. Hell, she might

00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:09.760
go back into OnlyFans. Bunny spoke openly about

00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:12.840
their future family plan. In her memoir, Stripped

00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:15.780
Down, Unfiltered and Unapologetic, which was

00:46:15.780 --> 00:46:18.420
officially released February 17th, Bunny shared

00:46:18.420 --> 00:46:20.900
details of she and Jelly Roll's difficult IVF

00:46:20.900 --> 00:46:23.440
journey, saying they found a surrogate and are

00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:27.480
hoping to welcome twins in the near future. Yeah,

00:46:27.539 --> 00:46:30.079
how did that happen? An exclusive interview February

00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.940
18th. The media personality described how their

00:46:32.940 --> 00:46:35.079
parenting style will be different than it was

00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:37.179
for kids Bailey and Noah. Yeah, they'll actually

00:46:37.179 --> 00:46:41.480
be good parents. Or they would have been. He

00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:43.559
would have been terrible. He's a terrible parent,

00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:59.809
but there you go. I love how they don't say the

00:46:59.809 --> 00:47:01.949
host of the dumb blonde podcast. It's like when

00:47:01.949 --> 00:47:03.289
they talk about Britney Spears and they say the

00:47:03.289 --> 00:47:05.429
toxic singer. I love how they specify it. Listen.

00:47:07.260 --> 00:47:10.199
Listen. A blonde podcaster shared several social

00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:12.860
media posts that seemingly allude to her feelings

00:47:12.860 --> 00:47:15.519
in the aftermath of Jelly Roll filing for divorce

00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:18.559
to end their marriage of nearly 10 years. In

00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:22.000
a June 15th TikTok video, Bunny lip syncs to

00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:25.599
Nickelback's single How You Remind Me. All right.

00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:28.719
So now she's doing what every woman does. Mm

00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.179
-hmm. After a breakup where they're hurting,

00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:34.300
their egos hurt, they're mad at the world. I

00:47:34.300 --> 00:47:36.969
get it. Mm -hmm. You don't have much besides

00:47:36.969 --> 00:47:39.030
being a dumb blonde. That is pretty freaking

00:47:39.030 --> 00:47:41.630
hot, even though you're kind of trashy. So now

00:47:41.630 --> 00:47:45.130
you have to rely on the man. You claim you don't

00:47:45.130 --> 00:47:48.730
need the man. But then what are you relying on?

00:47:48.829 --> 00:47:55.309
The man. I'm just saying. Can't be saying you

00:47:55.309 --> 00:47:57.929
don't need the man. And then all he's talking

00:47:57.929 --> 00:48:00.969
about is the man. Okay, so when we do Taylor

00:48:00.969 --> 00:48:03.349
Swift news, we're not allowed to put in the word

00:48:03.349 --> 00:48:06.289
Taylor Swift and to soon out the site that makes

00:48:06.289 --> 00:48:08.969
the AI music because she runs the world. And

00:48:08.969 --> 00:48:11.309
so I made a new song that's about her that will

00:48:11.309 --> 00:48:13.349
play every time we talk about Taylor Swift. Listen

00:48:13.349 --> 00:48:21.710
to the lyrics. Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Woo!

00:48:22.570 --> 00:48:30.449
You can put in so long of everything You turn

00:48:30.449 --> 00:48:34.369
to the headlines and you watch the whole thing

00:48:34.369 --> 00:48:41.869
flow. Always the victim post, always the perfect

00:48:41.869 --> 00:48:48.070
face. You sign that little paper and you leave

00:48:48.070 --> 00:49:02.800
no little trace. Always down, always down Never

00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:06.119
you, never you It's always down, always down

00:49:30.030 --> 00:49:34.170
A small town soft thing Then you pulled the velvet

00:49:34.170 --> 00:49:41.210
loose Now every accident And every scar's a brand

00:49:41.210 --> 00:49:44.150
You say you're just being honest With the mic

00:49:44.150 --> 00:49:47.349
in your hand Tell me who gets blamed You never

00:49:47.349 --> 00:49:50.590
say your name You flip the frame, you flip the

00:49:50.590 --> 00:49:54.250
frame Then you walk away It's always them, always

00:49:54.250 --> 00:49:57.989
them Never you, never you It's always them, always

00:49:57.989 --> 00:50:16.690
them When you choose You love the room when you

00:50:16.690 --> 00:50:22.909
choose the size But if the mirrors are bad You

00:50:22.909 --> 00:50:40.190
disappear inside Then you make somebody else

00:50:40.190 --> 00:51:21.000
the car A bunch of laughing morons. They did

00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:23.860
a live show and it's Taylor Swift feeding Travis

00:51:23.860 --> 00:51:28.019
like a baby because he is one. All the cackling

00:51:28.019 --> 00:51:32.199
dummies and I'm crying. Parasocial morons. I

00:51:32.199 --> 00:51:38.340
think they care about him. Taylor Swift making

00:51:38.340 --> 00:51:41.940
a surprise cameo at New Heights Live in LA on

00:51:41.940 --> 00:51:45.079
Monday night to feed her fiance, Travis Kelsey,

00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:53.300
like a baby. Don't you feel stupider for hearing

00:51:53.300 --> 00:51:56.239
that? I do. I don't know how to talk anymore.

00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:59.969
I'm so stupid. The New York City mayor is hinting

00:51:59.969 --> 00:52:02.789
at some details of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's

00:52:02.789 --> 00:52:04.590
wedding. Though much of the couple's upcoming

00:52:04.590 --> 00:52:07.210
nuptials is being kept strictly under wraps,

00:52:07.469 --> 00:52:10.329
New York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani seems to...

00:52:10.329 --> 00:52:12.670
I like him. I know he's in a sketch ball. I don't

00:52:12.670 --> 00:52:15.449
trust him. But you know what? I wish millennials

00:52:15.449 --> 00:52:17.409
could run for office. I mean, is he any worse

00:52:17.409 --> 00:52:19.269
than what we have now? ...confirm that the pair's

00:52:19.269 --> 00:52:22.010
wedding is in fact taking place in the city this

00:52:22.010 --> 00:52:28.659
summer. I can't wait for that divorce. Here's

00:52:28.659 --> 00:52:58.230
the new Diddy music. But the light goes boom,

00:52:58.389 --> 00:53:00.670
talk real loud and you move real slick Big on

00:53:00.670 --> 00:53:02.630
the camera, small on the grip, you love that

00:53:02.630 --> 00:53:04.750
mirror Love that pose, love that yes man, circle

00:53:04.750 --> 00:53:06.849
that follows close But the whole damn vibe gets

00:53:06.849 --> 00:53:08.750
thin and stale When the green is fake and the

00:53:08.750 --> 00:53:11.510
stories fail Hands up high, let the truth get

00:53:11.510 --> 00:53:14.010
through The whole club knows what you do You

00:53:14.010 --> 00:53:15.809
point, they fold, you call that power But the

00:53:15.809 --> 00:53:40.630
floor stays cold in the final hour, hour Can't

00:53:40.630 --> 00:53:49.230
hide it when the bass goes boom Yeah, yeah, you

00:53:49.230 --> 00:53:51.230
love the flash, you love the flex But you leave

00:53:51.230 --> 00:53:53.449
a mess when you chase respect All that noise

00:53:53.449 --> 00:53:56.170
in the same old line Smoke, big talk, no spine

00:53:56.170 --> 00:53:58.630
I've seen that type, I know that face All your

00:53:58.630 --> 00:54:00.690
way in and you leave a trace But the joke don't

00:54:00.690 --> 00:54:02.750
land when the crowd won't cheer And the truth

00:54:02.750 --> 00:54:06.030
gets louder every year Let the truth get through

00:54:06.030 --> 00:54:08.570
The whole club knows what you do You point, they

00:54:08.570 --> 00:54:44.719
fold, you call that You can flash that smile.

00:54:45.219 --> 00:54:48.179
You can strike that pose. Still the cracks show

00:54:48.179 --> 00:54:52.599
up. In the afterglow. Fake it big. Fake it bright.

00:54:52.760 --> 00:55:12.679
Still can't outrun the heat tonight. Oh, yeah.

00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:17.000
Oh, no. He's a dish, man. Mm -hmm. All right.

00:55:17.139 --> 00:55:20.000
What's going on in the world of Denny? I'll just...

00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:25.159
Happy Hot Topic! We are going to turn now to

00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:28.059
Sean Combs' 2028 prison release. It's now moving

00:55:28.059 --> 00:55:30.460
up, and I've got our... I never know what to

00:55:30.460 --> 00:55:33.489
call him, Sean Combs. He's a daddy, he's a puff

00:55:33.489 --> 00:55:35.949
daddy, he's a loser. Criminal defense attorney

00:55:35.949 --> 00:55:38.829
here, Bernarda Villalona with me to break this

00:55:38.829 --> 00:55:41.170
all down. Bernarda, it is good to see you here.

00:55:41.250 --> 00:55:43.250
So people are searching, they want to know when

00:55:43.250 --> 00:55:46.500
is his new release date? Yeah, so the Can't Hold

00:55:46.500 --> 00:55:49.119
Me Down rapper is now expected to be released

00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:51.820
on February 23rd. The way she said that, it feels

00:55:51.820 --> 00:55:55.079
like she's siding with him. Mm, 2028. So originally

00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:58.360
it was supposed to be in May of 2028, but he's

00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:00.599
been able to shave off time from his sentencing

00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:02.699
for - You know what? I never want to hear anybody

00:56:02.699 --> 00:56:05.219
complain, oh, we need equal rights to women.

00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:08.179
And then we allow this coward, this loser, to

00:56:08.179 --> 00:56:10.920
essentially get away with it. I mean, yeah. He's

00:56:10.920 --> 00:56:12.900
serving time, but he should have got way more

00:56:12.900 --> 00:56:15.139
time. The problem was they were trying to attach

00:56:15.139 --> 00:56:18.579
him to charges that were unrealistic. Mm -hmm.

00:56:19.039 --> 00:56:21.019
And then you're already pushing the date back?

00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:26.440
Man. Being originally must be really nice. Various

00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:29.059
reasons. You know, he was convicted of transporting

00:56:29.059 --> 00:56:32.059
people here to engage in prostitution. We know.

00:56:32.300 --> 00:56:35.059
Mm -hmm. And worse, but they just had terrible

00:56:35.059 --> 00:56:38.119
charges. What reasons would justify an early

00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:40.760
release? I don't know because he's got money.

00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:43.940
In terms of what reasons justifies an early release,

00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:45.780
you've got to think that it's the Bureau of Prisons

00:56:45.780 --> 00:56:48.159
that's making this determination. Yeah, you know,

00:56:48.219 --> 00:56:50.039
he's probably a good guy in prison. Probably

00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.380
a nice guy with money. I'm not saying he's a

00:56:52.380 --> 00:56:54.000
good guy in real life, but I'm sure in prison

00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:57.940
he's fun to be around. Not the judge. So in terms

00:56:57.940 --> 00:56:59.880
of what factors are being considered are number

00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:02.800
one, how much time has he already served? All

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:04.699
right, Bill. If you're going to already get only

00:57:04.699 --> 00:57:08.019
three years, let him serve all three years. I'm

00:57:08.019 --> 00:57:11.159
so sick of people. Everybody here risks people.

00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:13.159
And then things like this happen. But before

00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:15.639
being sentenced, he had already done about a

00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:18.019
year. So he gets credit for that. All right.

00:57:18.079 --> 00:57:23.199
He gets credit. That's how I feel about him.

00:57:23.980 --> 00:57:27.079
The other day, satisfy you. by him and R. Kelly

00:57:27.079 --> 00:57:28.960
came out by Spotify, and I was listening to it,

00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:35.480
but I felt so ick. I can't lie. He made a lot

00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:37.260
of good songs. The power man, when you listen

00:57:37.260 --> 00:57:40.699
to like Cassie or Danny Kane, and you hear him

00:57:40.699 --> 00:57:42.659
talking in the background, he's just making it

00:57:42.659 --> 00:57:45.440
about him, but he's a loser. Speaking of losers,

00:57:45.699 --> 00:57:47.739
here's our new segment, Jennifer Lopez News,

00:57:47.880 --> 00:59:29.519
and here's a song. Sweet. Then... You play the

00:59:29.519 --> 01:01:01.010
game, then lose. Watch out. We all know she's

01:01:01.010 --> 01:01:10.690
the worst. I remember it dawning on me. I was

01:01:10.690 --> 01:01:16.789
like, oh, you're not anonymous anymore. That's

01:01:16.789 --> 01:01:23.130
the smallest pie. That's what the smallest pie

01:01:23.130 --> 01:01:25.690
is. Another time. That was when I overworked

01:01:25.690 --> 01:01:30.429
myself. When I didn't realize my limit. I hate

01:01:30.429 --> 01:01:32.690
Smilas, it's just so, I don't know, I know it's

01:01:32.690 --> 01:01:35.630
popular, I know it's got a place, I know it's

01:01:35.630 --> 01:01:38.050
probably a good podcast, but they just ick me

01:01:38.050 --> 01:01:45.210
out, man. They just seem like douchebags. Some

01:01:45.210 --> 01:01:48.150
of the struggles she's faced with fame and the

01:01:48.150 --> 01:01:52.150
consequences of her working nonstop for months

01:01:52.150 --> 01:01:54.090
at a time. I feel that. I can relate to that.

01:01:54.190 --> 01:01:56.250
I have not taken a day off. I mean, I have time

01:01:56.250 --> 01:01:59.250
in the day that I take off, you know, but I've

01:01:59.250 --> 01:02:01.050
recorded like 18 days in a row. I can relate

01:02:01.050 --> 01:02:04.829
to that. The 56 -year -old actress was on the

01:02:04.829 --> 01:02:07.349
June 15th episode of the Smart List podcast with

01:02:07.349 --> 01:02:10.090
Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett. I

01:02:10.090 --> 01:02:12.349
feel like everyone forgets that Sean Hayes is

01:02:12.349 --> 01:02:15.230
there. I think of Will Arnett and Jason Man.

01:02:15.710 --> 01:02:19.489
Working for about three months straight. But

01:02:19.489 --> 01:02:22.650
what you're talking about is when I was doing

01:02:22.650 --> 01:02:25.789
enough. I think I had done like four movies in

01:02:25.789 --> 01:02:28.969
a row. You work hard to make your money. Shut

01:02:28.969 --> 01:02:35.380
up. Mm -hmm. Jennifer Lopez shares rare details

01:02:35.380 --> 01:02:37.920
about her parenting journey with twins Max and

01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.800
Emmy. The singer, who shares the now 18 -year

01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:43.420
-old with ex -husband Mark Anthony, marvels at

01:02:43.420 --> 01:02:46.559
her motherhood journey. Yeah, it's sandin'. He's

01:02:46.559 --> 01:02:50.659
a deadbeat loser. I hate deadbeat dads. I've

01:02:50.659 --> 01:02:54.119
dated girls with deadbeat dads. That is a real

01:02:54.119 --> 01:03:03.550
thing. All right, so she was able to do it. All

01:03:03.550 --> 01:03:10.469
right. It is a time for side chick news. Oh,

01:03:10.489 --> 01:03:33.750
it's my favorite one I made. Welcome to the circle

01:03:33.750 --> 01:03:36.090
Riding in the booth Cut straight through the

01:03:36.090 --> 01:03:39.190
surf Call it like I see it Feelings in the hearse,

01:03:39.190 --> 01:03:42.010
kid You click the key Now you get the whole thermos

01:03:42.010 --> 01:03:44.550
The libs playing games Acting like they saints

01:03:44.550 --> 01:03:46.929
Got a whole spouse home Still sliding to the

01:03:46.929 --> 01:03:49.690
dates Screenshots saved Little goodnight, babe

01:03:49.690 --> 01:03:52.230
Then they on a yacht pick Trying to hide the

01:03:52.230 --> 01:03:55.530
face From the field to the runway Everybody frontin'

01:03:55.530 --> 01:03:58.230
Posting healing energy While they DM huntin'

01:03:58.250 --> 01:04:00.489
Scrolling through the gram All I see is double

01:04:00.489 --> 01:04:12.920
lives You can't tag them We expose, we amuse

01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:15.719
Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise

01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:18.940
Side chick news Whole world tuned to the truth

01:04:18.940 --> 01:04:21.679
You can hide from your man, can't hide from this

01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:27.340
boo Side chick news Moonlight flashing Who you

01:04:27.340 --> 01:04:29.559
trying to text? Got a ring on your hand Still

01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:32.000
shopping for the next G All teams stressing,

01:04:32.099 --> 01:04:33.980
trying to spin it for the press But the group

01:04:33.980 --> 01:04:36.780
chat memes got receipts on deck From the field

01:04:36.780 --> 01:04:39.480
goals missing to the model in the mist One post

01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:42.840
off life, next post side twist You a free spirit

01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:45.639
but the rent still split Funny how the timeline

01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:48.480
never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what

01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:51.000
the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,

01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:53.659
you pretend you hate me Laughing at the drama,

01:04:53.780 --> 01:04:57.469
yeah we know it ain't new Welcome back to the

01:04:57.469 --> 01:05:00.349
zoo. This that side chick news. Side chick news.

01:05:00.530 --> 01:05:03.489
Ryan, how you going to do? Every fraud, every

01:05:03.489 --> 01:05:07.110
fling, every late night move. We expose, we amuse.

01:05:07.329 --> 01:05:09.909
Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise.

01:05:10.230 --> 01:05:13.130
Side chick news. Whole world tuned to the truth.

01:05:13.289 --> 01:05:15.590
You can't hide from your man, can't hide from

01:05:15.590 --> 01:05:20.590
this booze. Side chick news. Breaking, breaking,

01:05:20.690 --> 01:05:23.750
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking

01:05:23.750 --> 01:05:27.389
another complicated scene. Another, we were on

01:05:27.389 --> 01:05:31.090
a break. Got him. Explanation. If you gotta say

01:05:31.090 --> 01:05:33.949
we low -key, that's the clue. You ain't mad.

01:05:34.050 --> 01:05:41.929
I got it. Side chick news. This that side chick

01:05:41.929 --> 01:05:44.909
news. Side chick news. Right, I be gon' choose.

01:05:45.449 --> 01:05:48.289
Every fraud, every fling, every late night move.

01:05:48.590 --> 01:05:51.530
We expose, we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it

01:05:51.530 --> 01:05:54.349
is on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news.

01:05:54.429 --> 01:05:57.090
Whole world tune. to the truth. You can't hide

01:05:57.090 --> 01:05:59.789
from your man, can't hide from this boo. Side

01:05:59.789 --> 01:06:05.349
chick news. Oh yeah, it's getting hot right now.

01:06:06.269 --> 01:06:12.730
Happy Hot Topic. Justin Timberlake and Jessica

01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:16.670
Biel have a day out in the city. You know why

01:06:16.670 --> 01:06:19.469
I chose it for side chick news? It should have

01:06:19.469 --> 01:06:21.469
been side dude news, but he cheats on her all

01:06:21.469 --> 01:06:25.050
the time. Then I'm not going to let it get overlooked.

01:06:25.610 --> 01:06:28.489
The couple, who share sons Silas and Phineas,

01:06:28.630 --> 01:06:30.750
take a stroll through New York City while wearing

01:06:30.750 --> 01:06:35.789
matching black ensemble. I'm so cute. I've been

01:06:35.789 --> 01:06:37.590
around so many people that cheat on their wives.

01:06:38.210 --> 01:06:41.230
That I love when you see them in a bed with their

01:06:41.230 --> 01:06:45.050
wife. I love when I'm about to whip somebody's

01:06:45.050 --> 01:06:51.090
hand. I love my wife. So nauseating. We know

01:06:51.090 --> 01:06:54.690
you're cheering on them, dude. Are you supposed

01:06:54.690 --> 01:07:00.710
to go, oh, they love their wife. For Justin,

01:07:00.949 --> 01:07:04.389
he opts for a polo and drawstring pants. Jessica

01:07:04.389 --> 01:07:08.230
goes for a t -shirt, oversized button down. Do

01:07:08.230 --> 01:07:11.909
you have any credibility, Jessica? You get cheated

01:07:11.909 --> 01:07:16.769
on all the time. You know those little bombs

01:07:16.769 --> 01:07:18.650
in your vagina? You probably got that from him.

01:07:19.579 --> 01:07:22.079
When he was banging other women. I hope you're

01:07:22.079 --> 01:07:26.659
at least getting your own. Leggings and a crossbody

01:07:26.659 --> 01:07:30.099
bag. There you go. So there's that. And here's

01:07:30.099 --> 01:07:39.539
this clip going through of Hailey Bieber on Call

01:07:39.539 --> 01:07:46.380
Her Daddy saying if she was dating Justin Bieber

01:07:46.380 --> 01:07:48.039
while he was with Selena Gomez, which we all

01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:52.969
know he was. Your husband was in a very public

01:07:52.969 --> 01:07:56.010
relationship. Kids, people were obsessed with

01:07:56.010 --> 01:07:59.090
the idea of them. People were confused on the

01:07:59.090 --> 01:08:02.409
timeline you're talking about of like. There

01:08:02.409 --> 01:08:05.030
is no timeline. We know she's a side chick. She

01:08:05.030 --> 01:08:08.050
wanted to marry him. I just wish side chicks

01:08:08.050 --> 01:08:10.989
would be honest with themselves. Yeah, you ruined

01:08:10.989 --> 01:08:13.789
marriages. Yeah, you're. But just embrace it.

01:08:13.869 --> 01:08:16.829
If you're going to do it. At least be honest

01:08:16.829 --> 01:08:20.399
about it. That would be appreciated. Is she a

01:08:20.399 --> 01:08:23.579
homewrecker? You are a homewrecker, honey. So

01:08:23.579 --> 01:08:27.819
I guess my question is, Haley, were you ever

01:08:27.819 --> 01:08:32.060
with Justin romantically at the same time as

01:08:32.060 --> 01:08:39.210
her? No. No. You're lying. We all know you went

01:08:39.210 --> 01:08:43.050
back and forth, but her mood's probably too much

01:08:43.050 --> 01:08:45.689
for his immaturity to handle, and you probably

01:08:45.689 --> 01:08:48.210
really brought the ruckus in bed. But you're

01:08:48.210 --> 01:08:52.050
a sidekick. You'll always be one. Not one time.

01:08:53.470 --> 01:08:56.170
You're lying. When him and I started hanging

01:08:56.170 --> 01:08:58.859
out, like, okay. Let's just put it this way.

01:08:58.979 --> 01:09:00.380
Ah, yeah, you're lying. You're trying to think

01:09:00.380 --> 01:09:02.800
of what to say. When him and I ever started,

01:09:02.800 --> 01:09:06.600
like, hooking up or, like, anything of that sort,

01:09:06.819 --> 01:09:11.979
he was not ever in a relationship. Yeah. You're

01:09:11.979 --> 01:09:14.779
lying. You ruined a relationship. So why would

01:09:14.779 --> 01:09:17.500
she be honest? I don't even know why Alex Cooper

01:09:17.500 --> 01:09:19.800
would ask. Like, why would you trust her? She's

01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:24.399
a sidekick. Ever. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. At

01:09:24.399 --> 01:09:26.890
any point. We don't believe you. Why? Because

01:09:26.890 --> 01:09:29.090
you're always going to be a side chick. That

01:09:29.090 --> 01:09:34.489
is your reputation. Speaking of side chicks,

01:09:34.529 --> 01:09:38.670
it's time for Kardashian News. It is. Right now.

01:09:47.960 --> 01:09:50.859
There's no fluff, raw truth and wine. Mic's hot,

01:09:51.079 --> 01:09:53.920
Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,

01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:56.640
they sitting in the plush. Built an empire off

01:09:56.640 --> 01:09:59.300
nothing but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't

01:09:59.300 --> 01:10:01.579
no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,

01:10:01.779 --> 01:10:04.039
they just taking what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the

01:10:04.039 --> 01:10:06.619
mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposing fake

01:10:06.619 --> 01:10:09.579
lives, media's worse addiction. Idiocracy crammed,

01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:12.279
it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome

01:10:12.279 --> 01:10:15.600
to Kardashian News. Where the Where the truth

01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:17.699
gets head, I'll be breaking down the hype, y

01:10:17.699 --> 01:10:20.220
'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives,

01:10:20.359 --> 01:10:22.619
fake drama, they choose. No talent required,

01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:25.880
it's Kardashian News. It's Kardashian News. Where

01:10:25.880 --> 01:10:28.060
the truth gets head, I'll be breaking down the

01:10:28.060 --> 01:10:30.239
hype, y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies,

01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:32.960
fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No talent

01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:35.819
required, it's Kardashian News. Alright now.

01:10:36.479 --> 01:11:04.180
Happy Hot Topic! It's sad. It's annoying. It's

01:11:04.180 --> 01:11:14.409
very sad. That sucks. It's time for Jimmy Kimmel

01:11:14.409 --> 01:11:43.939
news. You sell punchlines, I sell proof. Big

01:11:43.939 --> 01:11:47.859
talk, lil' heat. All that noise, still weak.

01:11:48.819 --> 01:11:52.479
You clap for yourself, that's sad. Try to look

01:11:52.479 --> 01:11:56.039
cool, still bad. I hear your name, I just smirk.

01:11:56.260 --> 01:12:00.159
Whole vibe, flimsy, whole act, work, work. Step

01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:04.100
up, step up, say it with your chest. Act tough,

01:12:04.460 --> 01:12:06.899
act tough, act tough, but you're never best to

01:12:06.899 --> 01:12:11.909
test. Jimmy Kimmel, you're bad. Jimmy Kimmel,

01:12:12.050 --> 01:12:17.029
douchebag Say it loud, let it drag Jimmy Kimmel,

01:12:17.069 --> 01:12:22.050
douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,

01:12:22.069 --> 01:12:26.989
douchebag Try to flex, what you like? Jimmy Kimmel,

01:12:27.050 --> 01:12:31.890
douchebag You got jokes, but they still now Same

01:12:31.890 --> 01:12:35.350
old smile, same fake wow You swing soft with

01:12:35.350 --> 01:12:53.189
a velvet glove All that chatter, no love I don't

01:12:53.189 --> 01:12:54.529
mean to pause in the middle of the song, but

01:12:54.529 --> 01:12:57.189
the freaking page is about the crash here on

01:12:57.189 --> 01:12:59.810
Daily Mail. So I want to make sure that the Jimmy

01:12:59.810 --> 01:13:01.729
Kimmel line gets in. He makes an incest joke

01:13:01.729 --> 01:13:05.029
about Ivanka and Trump. This is why most 80th

01:13:05.029 --> 01:13:08.000
birthday parties happen at noon. He did wake

01:13:08.000 --> 01:13:10.539
up for the big upset of the night when Justin

01:13:10.539 --> 01:13:14.399
Gaethje beat Elia Torpea and afterwards or something

01:13:14.399 --> 01:13:17.319
like that brought his mother in to meet the first

01:13:17.319 --> 01:13:21.000
family. What a moment for Carolina Gaethje, an

01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:24.859
amazing woman, getting to meet President Trump

01:13:24.859 --> 01:13:27.659
and the First Lady Ivanka. The First Lady Ivanka?

01:13:28.100 --> 01:13:33.600
I guess somebody's birthday wish came true. Ha

01:13:33.600 --> 01:13:38.199
ha ha ha ha. Usually I don't like Trump. And

01:13:38.199 --> 01:13:43.020
usually I don't like Jimmy Kimmel. But it is

01:13:43.020 --> 01:13:48.000
very unknown that Trump has said some weird things

01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:51.039
about his daughter. Oh, you don't believe me,

01:13:51.079 --> 01:13:55.699
manga? Here it is. Hmm. Thank you, everyone.

01:13:55.939 --> 01:13:58.079
Donald Trump has every right to be proud of his

01:13:58.079 --> 01:14:01.520
daughter. Ivanka is a successful Ivy League -educated

01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:04.380
businesswoman, author, and mother. She's now

01:14:04.380 --> 01:14:07.000
helping run his campaign and introduced her father

01:14:07.000 --> 01:14:09.380
at the... She's such a hot piece of ass. ...Republican

01:14:09.380 --> 01:14:12.859
convention. Yet at times, his fatherly... There

01:14:12.859 --> 01:14:15.300
he is, touching her ass. ...phrase is downright

01:14:15.300 --> 01:14:18.460
cringeworthy, like on The View in 2006. I've

01:14:18.460 --> 01:14:20.520
said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps

01:14:20.520 --> 01:14:23.609
I'd be dating her. Stop it! Oh, it's so weird.

01:14:24.109 --> 01:14:26.909
Yeah, it's off -putting. You know what? You are

01:14:26.909 --> 01:14:29.770
sick. Far from protecting his daughter from being

01:14:29.770 --> 01:14:32.449
talked about as a sex object, he has encouraged

01:14:32.449 --> 01:14:35.609
it multiple times. On Howard Stern's radio show

01:14:35.609 --> 01:14:38.550
in 2004. Here it is. Four, and then again in

01:14:38.550 --> 01:14:42.369
2006. By the way, your daughter, she's beautiful.

01:14:42.850 --> 01:14:45.609
Can I say this? A piece of ass. She looks more

01:14:45.609 --> 01:14:47.949
voluptuous than ever. She's actually always been

01:14:47.949 --> 01:14:55.829
very voluptuous. In May, Ivanka described herself

01:14:55.829 --> 01:14:58.430
as a feminist while defending her father on CBS

01:14:58.430 --> 01:15:01.409
after a scathing New York Times article about

01:15:01.409 --> 01:15:06.350
his alleged negative... Damn. And now Stern's

01:15:06.350 --> 01:15:08.689
like, I don't like Trump. He liked him when he

01:15:08.689 --> 01:15:10.970
made him money, dude. Shut the fuck up. I listened

01:15:10.970 --> 01:15:13.930
to the guy, but Jesus Christ. Speaking of Trump,

01:15:14.069 --> 01:15:45.279
he went to Epstein Island. Mm -hmm. He ain't

01:15:45.279 --> 01:16:05.529
a savior, just a brand new sale. All right. I

01:16:05.529 --> 01:16:17.130
know. Oh, geez. Vice President J .D. Vance insisting

01:16:17.130 --> 01:16:18.869
that the White House has been transparent about

01:16:18.869 --> 01:16:21.229
the Epstein investigation. No, it hasn't. There's

01:16:21.229 --> 01:16:26.069
millions of pictures of Trump with Epstein. And

01:16:26.069 --> 01:16:28.310
there's no way in hell that nothing happened.

01:16:28.430 --> 01:16:32.010
But because it's their guy, everybody else involved

01:16:32.010 --> 01:16:35.229
with the Epstein case is guilty. But Trump, he

01:16:35.229 --> 01:16:38.430
was just there playing backjack. He actually

01:16:38.430 --> 01:16:40.529
appeared on The View this morning with our...

01:16:40.529 --> 01:16:42.890
Yeah, those cackling hens went after him. ...ladies

01:16:42.890 --> 01:16:46.010
and was pressed on a New York Times report that

01:16:46.010 --> 01:16:48.329
he was the leading voice behind the scenes at

01:16:48.329 --> 01:16:50.649
the White House calling for the release of all

01:16:50.649 --> 01:16:52.890
the Epstein files. I was listening to Howard

01:16:52.890 --> 01:16:55.390
Stern say that nobody was allowed in the SiriusXM

01:16:55.390 --> 01:16:57.750
building because J .D. was there. You're a douchebag!

01:16:59.560 --> 01:17:01.520
With small D energy, you're not that important.

01:17:01.920 --> 01:17:03.880
He used to tweet about how he didn't like the

01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:05.920
president and now he got his mouth all over him.

01:17:05.979 --> 01:17:08.579
Your mouth all over him or whatever. The Times

01:17:08.579 --> 01:17:10.739
also reporting that Vance floated the idea of

01:17:10.739 --> 01:17:13.039
having Tucker Carlson interview Ghislaine Maxwell

01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:16.479
to make clear that the president had nothing

01:17:16.479 --> 01:17:19.779
to do with Epstein. Oh, totally. Where's she

01:17:19.779 --> 01:17:24.689
been? But was rebuffed. What I disagree with

01:17:24.689 --> 01:17:26.829
is the idea that the White House wasn't committed

01:17:26.829 --> 01:17:29.050
to full transparency. Shut up. You guys took

01:17:29.050 --> 01:17:31.319
like three weeks to release it. Then everything

01:17:31.319 --> 01:17:34.819
involving the TRUMP was all of a sudden not in

01:17:34.819 --> 01:17:37.220
the freaking logs? Shut up. Remember, like, I

01:17:37.220 --> 01:17:38.840
was inside the room when some of these decisions

01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:40.939
were made. Yeah, and you guys protected your

01:17:40.939 --> 01:17:43.859
boys, is what it was. The Epstein Files Transparency

01:17:43.859 --> 01:17:46.079
Act, the one that the president signed, the one

01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:47.600
that led to all these files that we're seeing,

01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:50.060
the emails. By the way, again, sorry, do I have

01:17:50.060 --> 01:17:51.739
to defend my boss? I know you guys don't always

01:17:51.739 --> 01:17:57.100
appreciate this, but... Here's your boss. You're

01:17:57.100 --> 01:18:01.189
whipped by him. Yeah, bitch. You know, one of

01:18:01.189 --> 01:18:03.250
the things you see in the Epstein emails is that

01:18:03.250 --> 01:18:06.630
Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald Trump. Yeah, because

01:18:06.630 --> 01:18:09.409
they were former friends. It doesn't mean deadly

01:18:09.409 --> 01:18:12.229
squat. You can hate somebody, but still have

01:18:12.229 --> 01:18:14.409
hung out with them. Yeah, I hung out with Pat

01:18:14.409 --> 01:18:18.529
and Aaron at 95 .3 WDAE. They may not like them.

01:18:18.609 --> 01:18:20.829
They think they're just terrible. I'm just saying,

01:18:20.869 --> 01:18:23.289
you can hang around with somebody and not be

01:18:23.289 --> 01:18:27.789
their friend and still be involved. Savannah

01:18:27.789 --> 01:18:29.930
Chrisley says her dad loves her new boyfriend,

01:18:30.010 --> 01:18:32.750
but does not like the age gap. And here's Ted

01:18:32.750 --> 01:18:37.329
Cruz being asked about Justin Trudeau dating

01:18:37.329 --> 01:18:43.770
Katy Perry. Here it is. Hey, I've got a very

01:18:43.770 --> 01:18:46.170
TMZ question for you. What do you think about

01:18:46.170 --> 01:18:55.340
Justin Trudeau? You know, there's an old phrase

01:18:55.340 --> 01:18:59.159
of outkicking your coverage. Which I think is

01:18:59.159 --> 01:19:00.859
the stupidest thing Ted could have said. First

01:19:00.859 --> 01:19:05.539
of all, he's a loser! Second of all, Justin Trudeau,

01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:08.479
I'm not into men. I gotta promise you that, Ted.

01:19:08.939 --> 01:19:12.159
I'm not into men. But Justin Trudeau's a very

01:19:12.159 --> 01:19:17.470
good looking guy. You're just jealous. You're

01:19:17.470 --> 01:19:19.689
probably dating someone that's your beard. I

01:19:19.689 --> 01:19:23.289
totally get a little weird vibes from him. Shut

01:19:23.289 --> 01:19:27.649
up. And I think Justin's managed to do something.

01:19:27.930 --> 01:19:31.930
Hell yeah. Man, Ted Cruz is such a douchebag.

01:19:33.489 --> 01:19:36.229
I know all the men are going, he cares about

01:19:36.229 --> 01:19:39.729
us. No, no, don't care about us. The sooner you

01:19:39.729 --> 01:19:42.010
learn that, the better. All right, we'll be right

01:19:42.010 --> 01:19:52.989
back. Hang on. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy

01:19:52.989 --> 01:20:00.289
in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour

01:20:00.289 --> 01:20:02.710
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:20:02.710 --> 01:20:07.590
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:20:07.590 --> 01:20:13.609
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:20:13.609 --> 01:20:16.149
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:20:16.149 --> 01:20:18.609
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:20:18.609 --> 01:20:21.250
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:20:21.250 --> 01:20:23.649
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,

01:20:23.649 --> 01:20:27.670
yeah, let me press this button right here. Don't

01:20:27.670 --> 01:20:30.210
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:20:30.430 --> 01:20:33.149
Here's L .E .P. Bogus Boys with Chi -Town's anthem.

01:20:33.329 --> 01:20:43.869
We'll be right back. Okay? Cool. Whatever. We'll

01:20:43.869 --> 01:21:06.890
be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be

01:21:06.890 --> 01:21:13.409
right back. Never caught a flag from the loaded

01:21:13.409 --> 01:21:16.890
Wild Hunts Neutron, kill a nigga, you even ride

01:21:16.890 --> 01:21:20.350
under You 5 or a 6, and you better run your neck

01:21:20.350 --> 01:21:22.609
When you walk up in the county, and they ask

01:21:22.609 --> 01:21:25.930
what you is All well, she be, Vice Lord, Daddy

01:21:25.930 --> 01:21:30.189
King BDMC, you reach fantasy Ain't livin' by

01:21:30.189 --> 01:21:32.909
the creed in the state of Illinois Chiefs still

01:21:32.909 --> 01:21:35.569
pull rank on the streets from in the joint I've

01:21:35.569 --> 01:21:38.510
been appointed a position of authority Then this

01:21:38.510 --> 01:21:44.619
organization, you don't wanna warn me To catch

01:21:44.619 --> 01:21:52.899
a fucking violation if you disrespect me When

01:21:52.899 --> 01:21:55.579
we layin' in the ditch, ain't nobody playin'

01:21:55.579 --> 01:21:57.760
bitch Hoppin' back and straight into it, everybody

01:21:57.760 --> 01:22:06.460
say the shit From the hundreds to the loon, east

01:22:06.460 --> 01:22:08.840
to west and to the prune Motherfucker lay it

01:22:08.840 --> 01:22:11.279
low, everybody say it too We in the middle of

01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:14.489
the action In the midst of the gun fights and

01:22:14.489 --> 01:22:17.050
stabbing You better have that card with you,

01:22:17.109 --> 01:22:19.869
we can pass it on Cause we are making next best

01:22:19.869 --> 01:22:23.590
spot, that's fantastic You gotta ask them, Illinois

01:22:23.590 --> 01:22:26.270
boys grinding Why don't you think that nigga

01:22:26.270 --> 01:22:28.869
out here will really drive you? See, I'm highly

01:22:28.869 --> 01:22:31.949
respected You don't know what we see, gangster

01:22:31.949 --> 01:22:34.729
and fester and fester I got more than the status,

01:22:34.869 --> 01:22:37.170
we'll connect, we'll connect, we believe Leave

01:22:37.170 --> 01:22:41.350
in the chimney, elect the elect You got a death

01:22:41.350 --> 01:22:43.850
wish, you go against your brain Time to die now

01:22:43.850 --> 01:22:52.289
We got rules and regulations in the shot Any

01:22:52.289 --> 01:22:55.029
layin' in the ditch Ain't nobody playin' bitch

01:22:55.029 --> 01:22:57.729
I get back and spray the tip Everybody say the

01:22:57.729 --> 01:23:09.390
shit I'm the hundredth kid alone Everybody said

01:23:09.390 --> 01:23:12.270
don't shit, I don't know what you heard All I

01:23:12.270 --> 01:23:14.689
know is you care except for corn when you come

01:23:14.689 --> 01:23:18.449
to Chicago Make sure you understand that we gang

01:23:18.449 --> 01:23:21.430
bangers We don't care about no damn rap But on

01:23:21.430 --> 01:23:24.390
that note, let's get this shit straight I ain't

01:23:24.390 --> 01:23:26.510
the one to lip -box, switch it back and forth

01:23:26.510 --> 01:23:29.670
on a mixtape Even though you say that's hip -hop,

01:23:29.729 --> 01:23:32.149
well, nigga, I don't play A motherfucker discount,

01:23:32.369 --> 01:23:35.810
he gon' get popped Nah, I ain't wavin' I'm just

01:23:35.810 --> 01:23:38.270
letting you know when the dope I'm as gangsta

01:23:38.270 --> 01:23:41.270
as it get I play with it like you think I'm joking

01:23:41.270 --> 01:23:44.449
We'll come shoot the town up Bounce on the first

01:23:44.449 --> 01:23:47.470
thing, smoke it Smoke Charlie, it's that real

01:23:47.470 --> 01:23:49.829
I'm telling you, don't let this fucking rap shit

01:23:49.829 --> 01:23:52.989
get your ass killed Goofy, that beef ain't shit

01:23:52.989 --> 01:23:55.710
to me Especially when I just signed a deal I

01:23:55.710 --> 01:24:04.689
need the publicity I'm laying in the density

01:24:05.000 --> 01:24:07.000
Ain't nobody playin' bitch Cock it back, it's

01:24:07.000 --> 01:24:11.020
greater too Everybody say the shit, shot Guns

01:24:11.020 --> 01:24:17.319
In the Hunnids' fields, got it Used to have to

01:24:17.319 --> 01:24:19.779
do the food Motherfucker layin' low Everybody

01:24:19.779 --> 01:24:28.680
say it, show shot Only layin' in the ditch Ain't

01:24:28.680 --> 01:24:30.920
nobody playin', bitch Cock it back, it's greater

01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:47.600
too Everybody say the shit, shot I am. That's

01:24:47.600 --> 01:25:28.199
where I'm from. The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy

01:25:28.199 --> 01:25:38.260
on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome to Hoppy Hour.

01:25:41.859 --> 01:25:44.840
In your heart, you know where you are going.

01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:49.420
And now for something completely different. Door

01:25:49.420 --> 01:26:08.640
is closing. And now, something completely different.

01:26:17.220 --> 01:26:41.750
It's happy hour! Copy our... Ladies and gentlemen,

01:26:42.010 --> 01:26:46.369
here it is. The most recent radio show on the

01:26:46.369 --> 01:26:49.130
planet. And the other stations are tuned in too.

01:27:18.640 --> 01:27:21.359
Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes.

01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:24.880
NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fans wise,

01:27:24.920 --> 01:27:27.420
wild, stories about the queens. Dropping out

01:27:27.420 --> 01:27:30.340
his bombs, all in on the schemes. Hoppy proves

01:27:30.340 --> 01:27:33.340
Manny knows it all. Through scandals to the court,

01:27:33.420 --> 01:27:36.859
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:27:37.460 --> 01:27:40.899
Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,

01:27:41.079 --> 01:27:44.000
legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true

01:27:44.000 --> 01:27:47.020
hall of fame. Javi spills the tea, ain't playing

01:27:47.020 --> 01:27:50.079
tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.

01:27:50.460 --> 01:27:53.720
Javi smooths many numbers at all. Through scandals

01:27:53.720 --> 01:27:56.939
to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:27:56.939 --> 01:28:00.159
have a ball. Javi, I don't got that shot at all.

01:28:00.500 --> 01:28:02.619
All right, we have so much to get into here.

01:28:03.140 --> 01:28:06.579
First of all, this is Carl Anthony Towns. Talking

01:28:06.579 --> 01:28:09.560
about his, when his wedding's going to be. I

01:28:09.560 --> 01:28:12.619
don't know where they're having theirs. For me,

01:28:12.720 --> 01:28:17.039
I would, I need to start planning it. Yeah. When

01:28:17.039 --> 01:28:23.399
you're engaged. The thing is, dude. If you don't

01:28:23.399 --> 01:28:25.039
have a date, you're just trying to let her down.

01:28:25.239 --> 01:28:27.520
Starting there, the only thing I've been planning

01:28:27.520 --> 01:28:29.920
this whole time was an NBA championship. Damn,

01:28:29.979 --> 01:28:31.279
well, you know, she's been planning on winning.

01:28:31.800 --> 01:28:35.079
This news is very sad. Took a bachelorette party

01:28:35.079 --> 01:28:37.399
hosted by NBA star Tyrese Halliburton's fiance,

01:28:37.779 --> 01:28:39.720
Jay Jones, when one of her friends unfortunately

01:28:39.720 --> 01:28:42.079
passed away in St. Barts earlier this month.

01:28:42.460 --> 01:28:46.760
TMZ Sports has learned. Yeah. This is going to

01:28:46.760 --> 01:28:49.420
make the honeymoon a little awkward. Sources

01:28:49.420 --> 01:28:51.340
close to the situation say the 26 -year -old

01:28:51.340 --> 01:28:53.220
Mackenzie Kern passed away unexpectedly from

01:28:53.220 --> 01:28:55.300
health complications, not suspected that foul

01:28:55.300 --> 01:28:57.420
play, drugs, or alcohol contributed to her death

01:28:57.420 --> 01:28:59.640
in any way. Kern and Jones were teammates on

01:28:59.640 --> 01:29:01.359
the Iowa State cheerleading squad together and

01:29:01.359 --> 01:29:03.100
had remained very close over the years. Yeah,

01:29:03.159 --> 01:29:04.979
I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of him because

01:29:04.979 --> 01:29:06.880
I follow him on Instagram sharing pictures of

01:29:06.880 --> 01:29:10.140
the snow bunnies over at his house and she was

01:29:10.140 --> 01:29:12.270
one of them. We were told Kern passed away on

01:29:12.270 --> 01:29:13.810
June 8th, around the time the group was slated

01:29:13.810 --> 01:29:15.770
to return from St. Bart's. Yeah, you know, they

01:29:15.770 --> 01:29:17.729
were trying to postpone that as much as possible,

01:29:17.750 --> 01:29:19.890
being released. Here's James Harden talking about

01:29:19.890 --> 01:29:29.090
the arrest. Um, yeah. Like, you don't understand

01:29:29.090 --> 01:29:33.210
how hard it is to work. And then the longevity

01:29:33.210 --> 01:29:35.689
of it, you know, it's a handful of guys that

01:29:35.689 --> 01:29:38.569
understands it and knows it. And, you know...

01:29:49.719 --> 01:29:51.939
I don't even know what he's saying, but he said

01:29:51.939 --> 01:29:53.819
he doesn't know how the gun got there. How do

01:29:53.819 --> 01:29:56.239
you not see it in the fucking car yet? Here's

01:29:56.239 --> 01:29:58.920
a Carl Anthony Towns saying if he avoided sex

01:29:58.920 --> 01:30:02.460
being interviewed by Stern. He was joking around.

01:30:02.539 --> 01:30:04.819
He said he told you guys to avoid sex during

01:30:04.819 --> 01:30:06.899
the postseason. Did you take that seriously?

01:30:07.260 --> 01:30:09.359
I'm happily engaged, man. I would definitely

01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:12.199
say when I came home and told my fiance what

01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:16.079
he said, she didn't like to hear that one. She

01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:21.170
wants to get plowed. Really? You ignored James

01:30:21.170 --> 01:30:23.310
Dolan and you said, listen, honey, I am going

01:30:23.310 --> 01:30:27.390
to deliver the goods. I love hearing the prominent

01:30:27.390 --> 01:30:30.949
details. Good interview, Mr. I would say she's

01:30:30.949 --> 01:30:34.109
very happy. I love it. I'm a good guy. How long

01:30:34.109 --> 01:30:35.909
have you been engaged? This sounds like a romantic

01:30:35.909 --> 01:30:38.310
story. To me, listen, that woman is special,

01:30:38.430 --> 01:30:40.310
man. There's a reason why. Yeah, she's a former

01:30:40.310 --> 01:30:43.180
bus down, turn one. Married. We've been engaged

01:30:43.180 --> 01:30:46.199
since Christmas Eve. Okay, so that's not that

01:30:46.199 --> 01:30:48.699
bad. But now it's time to get working on that

01:30:48.699 --> 01:30:52.460
engagement. Because if you have an engagement,

01:30:52.560 --> 01:30:55.340
like I said, but no wedding in sight, you're

01:30:55.340 --> 01:30:59.779
lying to yourself. There you go. And then here's

01:30:59.779 --> 01:31:02.420
J .R. Smith saying that the Cavs need to treat

01:31:02.420 --> 01:31:04.079
the former players better like the Knicks do.

01:31:04.539 --> 01:31:07.060
You should take care of your players. That should

01:31:07.060 --> 01:31:09.279
be your thing. It shouldn't be a thing to where

01:31:09.279 --> 01:31:14.939
it's like, You look at some of these dudes who,

01:31:15.260 --> 01:31:17.800
and this is not my generation, this is generations

01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:23.920
older than me. Go through hard times because

01:31:23.920 --> 01:31:26.699
they don't have it and you literally are a legend

01:31:26.699 --> 01:31:31.760
walking around the city. Whatever, dude. Here's

01:31:31.760 --> 01:31:34.239
Tracy McGrady saying Dylan Harper has to start.

01:31:35.439 --> 01:31:37.960
I don't give a flip. That kid has to start. I'm

01:31:37.960 --> 01:31:40.180
not saying Fox has to go, but he got to come

01:31:40.180 --> 01:31:45.739
off of that starting point. Here's the guy saying

01:31:45.739 --> 01:31:48.760
why Wimby's a douche. He's a fucking asshole.

01:31:48.939 --> 01:31:52.399
That's what he is. Wimby is an absolute fucking

01:31:52.399 --> 01:32:01.770
asshole. He's a fucking baby giraffe. Flar. I'll

01:32:01.770 --> 01:32:04.550
do the opinions here. Here's Draymond about punching

01:32:04.550 --> 01:32:07.750
Jordan Poole. A bunch of situations like that

01:32:07.750 --> 01:32:11.409
growing up. Sometimes I was the guy. Sometimes

01:32:11.409 --> 01:32:14.329
I wasn't. Yeah, so you've always had kind of

01:32:14.329 --> 01:32:18.289
a problem. Carlos, we move on. And so that's

01:32:18.289 --> 01:32:20.289
how I've always approached it. Yeah, you know,

01:32:20.310 --> 01:32:21.710
I'll just punch people and don't forgive me.

01:32:22.090 --> 01:32:24.250
And Ryan Clark's giving him a kiss -ass interview

01:32:24.250 --> 01:32:26.350
like he always does because he's a douchebag.

01:32:29.739 --> 01:32:33.560
So when that situation happened, I'm like, all

01:32:33.560 --> 01:32:35.739
right, cool, we move on. Whatever. He said he

01:32:35.739 --> 01:32:38.960
blacked out during it. Thierry Rogier wants to

01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:40.579
return to the NBA. Maybe he shouldn't have been

01:32:40.579 --> 01:32:44.939
gambling. Here is, what's his name? What's that

01:32:44.939 --> 01:32:48.659
guy's name? Peter from Good Morning Football

01:32:48.659 --> 01:32:53.659
talking about Wemby. Peter Schrager. Pretty play.

01:32:53.899 --> 01:32:56.279
Bad attitude in the press conference afterwards.

01:32:56.619 --> 01:32:59.319
And then having the Cardinals in as a sports

01:32:59.319 --> 01:33:02.479
reporter saying we outplayed them and we should

01:33:02.479 --> 01:33:05.100
have won. Yeah, that was pretty stupid. Is he

01:33:05.100 --> 01:33:08.199
a bad guy already? Did it just happen like that?

01:33:08.399 --> 01:33:13.439
It did. He's from France. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here's

01:33:13.439 --> 01:33:16.380
Draymond Green saying NBA GMs are pretty dumb

01:33:16.380 --> 01:33:19.520
to the Paul George podcast, which they're pretty

01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:23.880
dumb for how much money he's made. No, not at

01:33:23.880 --> 01:33:27.899
all. Actually, most of them are pretty fucking

01:33:27.899 --> 01:33:33.079
dumb. Yeah, page is nine figures. I agree. Tracy

01:33:33.079 --> 01:33:35.680
McGrady says that Jalen Brunson's fourth quarters

01:33:35.680 --> 01:33:37.340
remind him of Kobe. Well, he didn't grow up in

01:33:37.340 --> 01:33:38.979
that era where Kobe was winning championships.

01:33:39.640 --> 01:33:41.819
Who does he kind of remind you of? You got to

01:33:41.819 --> 01:33:45.399
look at Kobe, because for three quarters, it

01:33:45.399 --> 01:33:48.000
was feed Shaq. It was definitely not Tracy McGrady,

01:33:48.000 --> 01:33:49.760
because you're a joke artist. Shaq involved,

01:33:49.960 --> 01:33:51.680
and in the fourth quarter, you know, it's Kobe

01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:56.819
time. Oh, yeah. LeBron says he won't date a stay

01:33:56.819 --> 01:34:00.880
-at -home mom. Mm -hmm. Today, if... I was not

01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:05.380
in a relationship today. I could not have a stay

01:34:05.380 --> 01:34:08.000
-at -home woman. Now you have side checks in

01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:23.600
Toronto. Yo, it's Hoppy, I will be about to go

01:34:23.600 --> 01:34:26.239
live. Terrible fake news, it's the place we arrive.

01:34:26.460 --> 01:34:57.479
From the beach to the... The city's crazy moves.

01:35:19.660 --> 01:35:22.619
We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic heat.

01:35:23.020 --> 01:35:25.060
Stories so bold they knock you off your seat.

01:35:49.869 --> 01:35:53.470
We're having problems. We're having playback

01:35:53.470 --> 01:35:59.100
problems. It's going to be in this shop. Let's

01:35:59.100 --> 01:36:01.779
see what we can do here. 856. I tried to open

01:36:01.779 --> 01:36:03.500
too many tabs at once. I was trying to be cool.

01:36:04.479 --> 01:36:06.979
856 -49 -Hobby. I just sound like Mike Tyson.

01:36:07.960 --> 01:36:12.800
856 -494 -6773. Man, this new room I'm using,

01:36:12.859 --> 01:36:14.239
it's not that different. It's still a computer

01:36:14.239 --> 01:36:16.399
board, but it's just so funny. I'm sitting differently.

01:36:16.659 --> 01:36:19.949
I'm like... I could easily just pretend like

01:36:19.949 --> 01:36:21.750
it's not bothering me, but it feels good to vent

01:36:21.750 --> 01:36:23.369
to the audience because most radio shows would

01:36:23.369 --> 01:36:25.590
be like, the audience doesn't know. Keep going.

01:36:26.350 --> 01:36:28.829
And no same consultants wonder why radio is dying,

01:36:28.909 --> 01:36:30.609
which, by the way, I'm so sick of the boomers

01:36:30.609 --> 01:36:33.270
who are gatekeeping in radio. I'm LinkedIn saying

01:36:33.270 --> 01:36:34.949
radio is not dead. Why is there one thing radio

01:36:34.949 --> 01:36:37.149
is dead? Radio is not dying, but it's definitely

01:36:37.149 --> 01:36:40.029
in the AARP mode. I mean, I essentially do a

01:36:40.029 --> 01:36:43.109
radio. I mean, I'm heard in Fresno, but I essentially

01:36:43.109 --> 01:36:46.430
do a radio show on a podcast. I mean, at Ryan

01:36:46.430 --> 01:36:49.819
Hoppy Radio. You can always email me, ryanhoppyradio

01:36:49.819 --> 01:36:53.500
at gmail .com. Go to my website for everything

01:36:53.500 --> 01:36:56.140
I've talked about today. Oh, yeah, baby. That's

01:36:56.140 --> 01:36:59.979
at ryanhoppyradio .com. All right. I got all

01:36:59.979 --> 01:37:05.680
the websites loaded. Let's get into it. Right

01:37:05.680 --> 01:37:10.239
now. I just... Yeah. Oops. I meant to click this.

01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:12.039
I'm getting used to this new room. I'll give

01:37:12.039 --> 01:37:14.600
me a chance, okay? I'm ready to go right now.

01:37:18.679 --> 01:37:21.199
A man was behind bars tonight after deputies

01:37:21.199 --> 01:37:24.539
say he tried to kill his girlfriend. Man, there's

01:37:24.539 --> 01:37:27.020
so many losers out there. The Hillsborough County

01:37:27.020 --> 01:37:31.199
Sheriff's Office says 20 -year -old Levi Stevenson

01:37:31.199 --> 01:37:34.119
got into a fight with his girlfriend, took her

01:37:34.119 --> 01:37:36.020
phone to keep her from calling police, and then

01:37:36.020 --> 01:37:44.380
hit her. We are learning more about the case

01:37:44.380 --> 01:37:46.560
against a Tampa police officer. What the hell

01:37:46.560 --> 01:37:48.180
is going on with the Tampa police? There's a

01:37:48.180 --> 01:37:51.960
lot of bad ones. Mm -hmm. He's having a relationship

01:37:51.960 --> 01:37:54.220
with a 16 -year -old boy. Good evening, everyone.

01:37:54.359 --> 01:37:56.220
I'm Josh Benson. I'm Jennifer Lee. Thank you

01:37:56.220 --> 01:37:57.619
for joining us. Ah, yeah, Jennifer's so hot.

01:37:57.960 --> 01:38:01.260
Joining us, detectives say a cyber tip led to

01:38:01.260 --> 01:38:03.460
the officer's arrest. News Channel 8's Georgia

01:38:03.460 --> 01:38:05.460
MacArthur joins us now. Ah, I love her. You know

01:38:05.460 --> 01:38:07.640
that line on my podcast? The semen was so big

01:38:07.640 --> 01:38:09.840
when she meant to say cement. That was her. Alive

01:38:09.840 --> 01:38:11.939
in Tampa, where this officer is no longer on

01:38:11.939 --> 01:38:14.960
the job. Oh, thank God! I don't know. There seems

01:38:14.960 --> 01:38:17.420
like... So many people. I don't like Sheriff

01:38:17.420 --> 01:38:20.260
Chase. He's a good enough guy. I've hung out

01:38:20.260 --> 01:38:29.119
with him. He means well. But did. Yeah, Jen and

01:38:29.119 --> 01:38:31.439
Josh, Tampa police, as you can imagine, say this

01:38:31.439 --> 01:38:34.359
officer was immediately relieved of his duties.

01:38:34.640 --> 01:38:36.199
All right, so you're trying to talk to a 16 -year

01:38:36.199 --> 01:38:38.289
-old boy. There's this. The owner of a small

01:38:38.289 --> 01:38:40.989
business in northeast Tampa is thankful to be

01:38:40.989 --> 01:38:43.869
alive tonight after an impaired driver plowed

01:38:43.869 --> 01:38:46.050
into her business on North 40th Street. That's

01:38:46.050 --> 01:38:48.909
not the plowing you want to give her. So her

01:38:48.909 --> 01:38:51.850
business got destroyed. And then there's this

01:38:51.850 --> 01:38:55.189
right here, these morons. And right now we are

01:38:55.189 --> 01:38:57.310
learning more about this situation right here.

01:38:57.329 --> 01:38:59.550
A crash in Pinellas County that caused a major

01:38:59.550 --> 01:39:02.430
traffic jam. It was earlier today. Five people

01:39:02.430 --> 01:39:04.869
were hurt in the process on U .S. 19 near East

01:39:04.869 --> 01:39:07.939
Bay. Yeah, US 19, especially around East Bay,

01:39:08.100 --> 01:39:11.479
is a bunch of losers! Don't know how to drive.

01:39:11.680 --> 01:39:14.779
Drive? Largo police say it was caused by an elderly

01:39:14.779 --> 01:39:16.739
driver out there that was - Yeah, I feel like

01:39:16.739 --> 01:39:18.460
- I know, I know, it's gonna sound a little rude.

01:39:18.699 --> 01:39:20.720
I feel like old people every year need to get,

01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:22.600
not tested, but make sure you're good enough

01:39:22.600 --> 01:39:25.119
to drive, because, uh, most of them are anonymous.

01:39:25.720 --> 01:39:34.420
I do. Woo! Live from the go, y 'all. Woo! Woo!

01:39:34.489 --> 01:39:37.989
Ryan and the Bulls stand tall, got it, yeah Turn,

01:39:38.130 --> 01:39:49.270
turn, turn, turn Six, yeah Six mad, but he been

01:39:49.270 --> 01:39:52.289
in these mics All in ten heights, now the cynic

01:39:52.289 --> 01:39:54.670
is tight From the berms to the block, that's

01:39:54.670 --> 01:39:57.010
a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his name

01:39:57.010 --> 01:40:00.170
on the lights He got callers on the lines, trying

01:40:00.170 --> 01:40:02.699
to break they news From the side to the sticks,

01:40:02.779 --> 01:40:05.079
they relate to the views. Every segment like

01:40:05.079 --> 01:40:07.979
a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then you

01:40:07.979 --> 01:40:11.720
fact check the attitude. This that Chicago news.

01:40:13.079 --> 01:40:16.039
Happy hour, let them choose. From the heights

01:40:16.039 --> 01:40:19.600
to the loop, what it do. Every block, every verse

01:40:19.600 --> 01:40:24.239
in the room. This that Chicago news. Turn it

01:40:24.239 --> 01:40:27.699
up, rock cruise. If you're tuned, then you're

01:40:27.699 --> 01:40:30.920
part of the crew. Happy hour, yeah, he talking

01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:36.909
to you. I want to believe in this headline, but

01:40:36.909 --> 01:40:39.689
I don't. Good day, Chicago. Who knew that food

01:40:39.689 --> 01:40:42.010
delivery robots would be the new battleground

01:40:42.010 --> 01:40:45.069
for equity in Chicago? Oh, yeah. The word battleground

01:40:45.069 --> 01:40:47.829
fits very well in Chicago. Absolutely. Alderman

01:40:47.829 --> 01:40:50.149
William Hall is behind the bots rolling into

01:40:50.149 --> 01:40:51.829
Englewood, Chatham, and the greater... So they're

01:40:51.829 --> 01:40:55.270
going to have food delivery in, you know, Chicago.

01:40:56.310 --> 01:40:59.090
I'm sure that's going to go well. Hey, can we

01:40:59.090 --> 01:41:02.750
get five guys delivering? Mm -hmm. And then all

01:41:02.750 --> 01:41:05.619
of a sudden... The delivery thing comes by. It's

01:41:05.619 --> 01:41:07.819
streets. It's a driver. That's not what I want

01:41:07.819 --> 01:41:11.439
to hear. Literally, you get the five guys. It's

01:41:11.439 --> 01:41:14.199
all cold. It took forever. And then you're just

01:41:14.199 --> 01:41:21.819
like, hey, what's going on? That's what's going

01:41:21.819 --> 01:41:24.340
to happen. While Will Dirk's playing. Or Chief

01:41:24.340 --> 01:41:30.680
Keith. You get my point? It's time for Fresno

01:41:30.680 --> 01:42:07.979
News. Oh, geez. Now. There's no news, he don't

01:42:07.979 --> 01:42:10.920
hold back It's so bold, keep the city on track

01:42:10.920 --> 01:42:14.140
Sayin' how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan Hoppy's

01:42:14.140 --> 01:42:16.960
the name, and he's down to life Hot 97, flittin'

01:42:17.020 --> 01:42:19.699
seven waves, hittin' the air Hoppy got the hype,

01:42:19.739 --> 01:42:22.479
but his voice takes you there Talk so tall, every

01:42:22.479 --> 01:42:25.039
line's a skyscraper Friends knows gospel, no

01:42:25.039 --> 01:42:27.920
need for no paper Big man talk, he a walkin'

01:42:27.920 --> 01:42:30.619
headline Every word a spark, got the city in

01:42:30.619 --> 01:42:33.359
line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't outshine

01:42:33.359 --> 01:43:10.779
Hoppy, now I'm Here's some good news from my

01:43:10.779 --> 01:43:13.960
Fresno audience. During the hot summer months,

01:43:14.079 --> 01:43:16.300
children across the valley have a chance to get

01:43:16.300 --> 01:43:19.539
free ice cream. Lee's Air Plumbing, Heating,

01:43:19.560 --> 01:43:21.760
and Roofing plans to show up at neighborhoods,

01:43:22.079 --> 01:43:25.020
events, and gathering spots across Fresno. The

01:43:25.020 --> 01:43:27.060
company is not only keeping people cool inside,

01:43:27.279 --> 01:43:29.720
but also outside. So you get free ice cream and

01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:32.560
under this. Announced it is increasing its patrols

01:43:32.560 --> 01:43:35.210
across the city starting tonight. This is part

01:43:35.210 --> 01:43:37.710
of their safe summer operation. The goal is to

01:43:37.710 --> 01:43:40.630
take a proactive approach and crack down on crime.

01:43:40.789 --> 01:43:44.630
Yeah, good luck with that. It means well, but

01:43:44.630 --> 01:43:57.800
whatever. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour

01:43:57.800 --> 01:44:01.039
is hot Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy

01:44:01.039 --> 01:44:03.579
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy

01:44:03.579 --> 01:44:06.180
Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't gloves

01:44:06.180 --> 01:44:09.119
The concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse

01:44:09.119 --> 01:44:12.020
Downtown echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past

01:44:12.020 --> 01:44:14.420
the preaching hustle, corner kids trading maps

01:44:14.420 --> 01:44:17.199
Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps

01:44:17.199 --> 01:44:20.859
Cleveland news, where the truth gets raw Rust

01:44:20.859 --> 01:44:23.920
belt blues, every crack, every flaw Until it

01:44:23.920 --> 01:44:27.279
takes no sugar, no draw Hoppy on the mic spittin'

01:44:27.279 --> 01:44:30.279
facts, no law Back alleys whisper, still grit

01:44:30.279 --> 01:44:33.239
in the air Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay

01:44:33.239 --> 01:44:36.000
bare Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to

01:44:36.000 --> 01:44:38.619
spare Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't

01:44:38.619 --> 01:44:42.039
care Radio days, static hum in the booth Voice

01:44:42.039 --> 01:44:44.159
boomin' through the speakers, pittin' with the

01:44:44.159 --> 01:44:47.779
truth Tower city shadows, echoing the youth Uncut,

01:44:47.899 --> 01:44:50.560
unpolished Cleveland's the proof, Hoppy's lens,

01:44:50.680 --> 01:44:53.819
no rose tint Just grind every segment, a slice

01:44:53.819 --> 01:44:56.500
of Cleveland's wine From the flats to the high

01:44:56.500 --> 01:45:00.739
stories, combines Unfiltered, unbothered, unrefined

01:45:19.799 --> 01:45:22.539
You might imagine the governor's decision is

01:45:22.539 --> 01:45:25.619
not sitting well or opinion that he laid out

01:45:25.619 --> 01:45:28.119
today. There's really nothing good that Governor

01:45:28.119 --> 01:45:31.520
DeWine does. He's a stupid boomer. Not sitting

01:45:31.520 --> 01:45:34.020
well with those supporting the death penalty.

01:45:34.220 --> 01:45:37.079
We reach back to cover a case that involved the

01:45:37.079 --> 01:45:40.060
murder of a Cleveland police officer. The man

01:45:40.060 --> 01:45:42.899
who killed him was sentenced to die. Our Harry

01:45:42.899 --> 01:45:45.619
Boomer joining us live on that part of the story.

01:45:45.659 --> 01:45:47.699
I absolutely love that name. He's a boomer, and

01:45:47.699 --> 01:45:49.840
his name's Harry, and he's a Harry Boomer, even

01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:54.840
though he's bald. I love it. Harry. Nicole, the

01:45:54.840 --> 01:45:57.460
wheels of justice, they say, turn very slowly.

01:45:57.779 --> 01:46:00.260
It can take more than two decades on average

01:46:00.260 --> 01:46:03.460
for a death row inmate to be put to death, if

01:46:03.460 --> 01:46:06.680
at all. Honestly, I believe in the death penalty,

01:46:06.800 --> 01:46:09.279
but if it's going to take three decades to get

01:46:09.279 --> 01:46:12.899
rid of somebody, just get rid of it. It's a waste

01:46:12.899 --> 01:46:16.880
of our taxpayers' money. Mm -hmm. Queasy Brian,

01:46:17.039 --> 01:46:18.779
the man who... All right, so there's that, and

01:46:18.779 --> 01:46:20.340
then there's this headline I'm very passionate

01:46:20.340 --> 01:46:24.180
about. I could not believe that Ohio... I actually

01:46:24.180 --> 01:46:25.420
couldn't believe it, but I could believe it,

01:46:25.439 --> 01:46:28.619
that Ohio got rid of the thing that is known...

01:46:28.619 --> 01:46:33.800
Mm -hmm. ...as hemp -derived drinks. Who cares,

01:46:33.800 --> 01:46:36.560
in their short lifetime, if somebody wants to

01:46:36.560 --> 01:46:41.670
get really high off of THC drinks? Mm -hmm. A

01:46:41.670 --> 01:46:43.949
temporary restraining order from a federal judge

01:46:43.949 --> 01:46:47.109
means intoxicating hemp can go back on the shelf.

01:46:47.310 --> 01:46:51.949
Hell yeah. To live in Ohio, you gotta be intoxicated.

01:46:52.430 --> 01:46:56.229
For now. For now. What a stupid battle. You got

01:46:56.229 --> 01:46:59.250
all these problems in Ohio, but hey, let's focus

01:46:59.250 --> 01:47:02.050
on weed. News 5's Remy Murray spoke with a group

01:47:02.050 --> 01:47:04.409
fighting to repeal the law that banned the products

01:47:04.409 --> 01:47:08.960
altogether. It's been a long, hard -fought battle.

01:47:09.180 --> 01:47:11.880
Starting at 11 Tuesday morning, Brent Zimmerman

01:47:11.880 --> 01:47:15.020
says hemp -derived THC drinks will be back at

01:47:15.020 --> 01:47:17.819
Saucy Brew Works in Cleveland's Ohio City. Oh,

01:47:17.819 --> 01:47:22.420
yeah. You get saucy. After a federal judge temporarily

01:47:22.420 --> 01:47:25.720
blocked enforcement of Ohio's new hemp licensing

01:47:25.720 --> 01:47:27.960
law. Think about all the important things you

01:47:27.960 --> 01:47:30.079
could do to fix Ohio, but this is what they focus

01:47:30.079 --> 01:47:34.260
on. We bring jobs back here, people's choice

01:47:34.260 --> 01:47:36.979
back here. It was the fastest growing product

01:47:36.979 --> 01:47:39.039
I'd ever seen in beverage since we've been open.

01:47:39.140 --> 01:47:41.640
So it's pretty exciting. Back in March, we told

01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:43.920
you Ohioans for cannabis choice didn't collect

01:47:43.920 --> 01:47:46.960
enough signatures to repeal Republican created

01:47:46.960 --> 01:47:50.279
marijuana restrictions. The Republicans that

01:47:50.279 --> 01:47:54.380
should get high. And a total ban on intoxicating

01:47:54.380 --> 01:47:57.779
hemp products. As a result, Senate Bill 56 went

01:47:57.779 --> 01:48:00.560
into effect across Ohio and hurt Zimmerman and

01:48:00.560 --> 01:48:03.260
dozens of I love Zimmerman. He follows me on

01:48:03.260 --> 01:48:05.800
Instagram. I follow him. He's a good dude. Business

01:48:05.800 --> 01:48:08.500
owners. Good paying jobs all left. Taxes all

01:48:08.500 --> 01:48:11.800
left. Consumer choice all left. And all the things

01:48:11.800 --> 01:48:14.359
you could be working on in Ohio. You think you're

01:48:14.359 --> 01:48:17.380
focusing on a hemp drink? Who cares? What about

01:48:17.380 --> 01:48:19.319
those? Who cares if someone works at a factory

01:48:19.319 --> 01:48:21.659
and wants to drink a hemp drink after work? What

01:48:21.659 --> 01:48:24.119
does Mike DeWine do but sit in his office? Your

01:48:24.119 --> 01:48:27.020
customers, did they, I mean, how did that go?

01:48:27.220 --> 01:48:29.560
Some of them were very upset. I can imagine.

01:48:29.939 --> 01:48:32.520
Some of them didn't think it was real. Even with

01:48:32.520 --> 01:48:34.560
these challenges, Zimmerman says his company

01:48:34.560 --> 01:48:37.439
and nine others refused to give up. Hell yeah,

01:48:37.500 --> 01:48:41.279
Zimmerman! I live parasocially through you on

01:48:41.279 --> 01:48:43.119
Instagram. I like your posts, and I like your

01:48:43.119 --> 01:48:45.359
choice of EDM music, but good job, dude. Keeping

01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:47.640
the fight going. So they filed a lawsuit against

01:48:47.640 --> 01:48:50.439
96 county and municipal prosecutor's offices.

01:48:51.560 --> 01:48:54.079
There you go. Good job, Zimmerman. I'm proud

01:48:54.079 --> 01:48:57.020
of you. Mm -hmm. There's a lot of douchebags

01:48:57.020 --> 01:49:36.199
in Ohio, but you gave me hope. Mm -hmm. They

01:49:36.199 --> 01:49:39.199
use the R word here. We think this is art. It

01:49:39.199 --> 01:49:41.680
could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.

01:49:43.500 --> 01:49:46.260
We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,

01:49:46.260 --> 01:49:48.220
keep people from looking at their own lives and

01:49:48.220 --> 01:49:49.899
realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you

01:49:49.899 --> 01:49:55.739
know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint

01:49:55.739 --> 01:49:58.800
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

01:49:58.800 --> 01:50:07.880
realize, I live in Cleveland. You know, did I

01:50:07.880 --> 01:50:10.840
used to eat babies in a former life? You know,

01:50:10.859 --> 01:50:12.399
and then you look around at your tiny little

01:50:12.399 --> 01:50:14.079
house that you can't afford because of the mortgage

01:50:14.079 --> 01:50:16.739
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

01:50:16.739 --> 01:50:18.460
all have diabetes by the time they're eight because

01:50:18.460 --> 01:50:22.020
they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you

01:50:22.020 --> 01:50:24.439
look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she

01:50:24.439 --> 01:50:26.380
waddles towards you with her front butt spilling

01:50:26.380 --> 01:50:29.239
out over the top of her ass of our shoes. And

01:50:29.239 --> 01:50:30.979
you think, I'm going to go shoot myself and my

01:50:30.979 --> 01:50:40.550
pregnant communal daughter, right? I just don't

01:50:40.550 --> 01:50:45.890
know. You like it? You think Cleveland's cool?

01:50:45.989 --> 01:50:47.970
I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going

01:50:47.970 --> 01:50:50.409
to Cleveland on vacation. I just don't know.

01:50:51.409 --> 01:51:22.079
What's so good about Cleveland? Like on the outside,

01:51:22.439 --> 01:51:26.159
whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch

01:51:26.159 --> 01:51:29.819
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:51:29.819 --> 01:51:33.359
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:51:33.359 --> 01:51:36.319
Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are

01:51:36.319 --> 01:51:39.680
different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.

01:51:40.220 --> 01:51:44.279
That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm

01:51:44.279 --> 01:51:46.020
one of those guys who can't wait to get to work

01:51:46.020 --> 01:51:51.739
in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh

01:51:51.739 --> 01:52:37.119
yeah! Yeah! Oh! I had like half a bottle of melatonin,

01:52:37.220 --> 01:52:40.659
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:52:40.960 --> 01:53:02.779
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh no! PhDs in four

01:53:02.779 --> 01:53:07.619
scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think

01:53:07.619 --> 01:53:11.220
they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was

01:53:11.220 --> 01:53:17.060
a nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace. God, you're

01:53:17.060 --> 01:53:24.100
stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.

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What is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the

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someone at church or internet night or something.

01:54:07.060 --> 01:54:09.939
Ooh, what's that sign? Where they put them fire

01:54:09.939 --> 01:54:12.739
poppers up in the buttholes? Now, that's a good...

01:54:12.739 --> 01:54:15.680
No, not that specific sign. But why? That's how

01:54:15.680 --> 01:54:19.079
I met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him,

01:54:19.079 --> 01:54:21.199
the good butthole. I told you not, never, ever,

01:54:21.220 --> 01:54:23.800
not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's

01:54:23.800 --> 01:54:26.420
name in the house again. I don't think you said

01:54:26.420 --> 01:54:28.949
his name. Someone. That's where they're too busy

01:54:28.949 --> 01:54:32.189
banging to exchange business cards. Don't you

01:54:32.189 --> 01:54:34.569
go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff

01:54:34.569 --> 01:54:36.329
says you ran from down hell down to the library.

01:54:36.590 --> 01:54:39.829
Yeah, you know I did. You go strong or you don't

01:54:39.829 --> 01:54:48.229
go at all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that

01:54:48.229 --> 01:54:51.149
some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite

01:54:51.149 --> 01:54:54.569
my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:54:54.569 --> 01:55:30.050
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. Bye. And that

01:55:30.050 --> 01:55:41.029
is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for

01:55:41.029 --> 01:55:49.029
Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

01:55:49.029 --> 01:56:04.500
Hour will be right back. As a reminder, if you

01:56:04.500 --> 01:56:06.460
don't feel like listening to this next song,

01:56:06.659 --> 01:56:09.220
you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

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Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,

01:56:11.939 --> 01:56:43.029
folks. blow the candles out blow the candles

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out blow the candles out Blow the candles out.

01:56:56.909 --> 01:56:59.029
Blow the all -white phantom out. I'ma kill them

01:56:59.029 --> 01:57:00.250
with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and

01:57:00.250 --> 01:57:01.470
the hat with the shades and the chain and the

01:57:01.470 --> 01:57:02.949
watch is the reason I be standing now. That's

01:57:02.949 --> 01:57:04.789
where I should spin that cake while I take the

01:57:04.789 --> 01:57:07.149
icing off the cake. It's Quist to be there, y

01:57:07.149 --> 01:57:52.109
'all. Come on, everybody. When I get done, she

01:57:52.109 --> 01:57:55.029
gon' bring me macheta It's just the beginning,

01:57:55.170 --> 01:57:58.550
it only gets better Now wear my hat, hat, hat

01:57:58.550 --> 01:58:01.189
Now wear my shirt, shirt We'll never do it like

01:58:01.189 --> 01:58:25.100
the last day on Earth, Earth Got this bad new

01:58:25.100 --> 01:58:27.979
Gucci bag matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes matchin'

01:58:28.039 --> 01:58:31.039
the belt, skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin'

01:58:31.039 --> 01:58:33.680
the rank, yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got, got so

01:58:33.680 --> 01:58:36.539
many haters, why there so many hatin'? Sick like

01:58:36.539 --> 01:58:38.939
a mental patient, I floss like a dentist patient

01:58:38.939 --> 01:58:41.380
This shit testin' my patience, this shit workin'

01:58:41.460 --> 01:58:43.840
my nerves I'm gettin' spendin' that money like

01:58:43.840 --> 01:58:46.399
the church in the cave Layin' on gay skin, blowin'

01:58:46.399 --> 01:58:51.500
trish in the wind Just like, yeah, yeah Whoppin'

01:58:51.500 --> 01:58:57.479
those tags, these diesels bustin' Models all

01:58:57.479 --> 01:59:00.520
around me so I'm buying up the bomb I'm a hood

01:59:00.520 --> 01:59:03.119
star and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better

01:59:03.119 --> 01:59:06.180
on lean, at my pick game meeting You can't upgrade

01:59:06.180 --> 01:59:09.520
me, mommy, I'm the guap free team I do it like,

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I do it like, I do it like, I do it like I do

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it, I do it, I do it, I do it like my baby I

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do it every day, I do it like my birthday I do

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it, I do it, I do it like my birthday That's

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what we say around here, I do it down here I

01:59:39.460 --> 01:59:47.439
do it like my birthday I do it like it hurts

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.org. It's time to listen Make it change swang

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Pimps and the players gon' do the damn thing

02:04:55.479 --> 02:04:59.180
Comin' to the club, takin' over streets Takin'

02:04:59.180 --> 02:05:02.539
over man with the coked out beats Got em on charge,

02:05:02.779 --> 02:05:06.180
got em on lock Everywhere we go, guaranteed to

02:05:06.180 --> 02:05:08.739
blow the spot Messages to them haters, tryin'

02:05:08.819 --> 02:05:11.560
to say them gators Well it's gon' blaze ya, nothin'

02:05:11.699 --> 02:05:14.520
that's gonna save ya Bets on the streets, bets

02:05:14.520 --> 02:05:17.479
on the beats If you wanna bounce, bet, report

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to me My city, Chi -Town, where I put it down

02:05:21.420 --> 02:05:24.119
Ain't no limit, drop a piece, batter, pile My

02:05:24.119 --> 02:05:26.600
balls out a lot, cause you know I call the shots

02:05:26.600 --> 02:05:29.380
Stackin' paper like them bacon sodas in the pots

02:06:06.179 --> 02:06:24.699
We'll be right back. And P .I .P., I'm putting

02:06:24.699 --> 02:06:28.239
my hands on you. Hey, we got the remix. We got

02:06:28.239 --> 02:06:31.239
the flow. We got the music getting down on the

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floor. We got the music getting down on the floor.

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We got the music getting down on the floor. I

02:06:53.479 --> 02:06:57.239
want two hot liggas, pimp. Smoke, jang, smoke,

02:06:57.399 --> 02:07:00.600
jang. People say, smoke, jang, smoke, jang. People

02:07:00.600 --> 02:07:04.800
say, all on the earth. I don't need curse. Speech

02:07:04.800 --> 02:07:08.159
all slurred. Nothing in my cup. Shit is all good.

02:07:08.439 --> 02:07:11.020
Y 'all hiding the motherfucker making up words.

02:07:11.460 --> 02:07:14.640
Lookin' like men. I like them light skin. Two

02:07:14.640 --> 02:07:24.949
at a time. Y 'all in 2010. I can't walk, I, I,

02:07:25.289 --> 02:07:28.810
I I can't talk, broken from the day to the dawn

02:07:28.810 --> 02:07:31.449
People all for square, but my goons don't pee

02:07:31.449 --> 02:07:35.170
This drink's on you, all eyes on me And niggas

02:07:35.170 --> 02:07:37.369
with me drinking down, Henny mix with Remy Ma

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Party going all night, when we kick it, kick

02:07:39.869 --> 02:07:42.430
it hard Niggas, they smoking, they be getting

02:07:42.430 --> 02:07:44.810
choked out Mix it with some liquor, nigga, we

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be getting choked out Choked out, choked out,

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Drizzy baby, you already know

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what it is It's the first time I'm high, it's

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the first time I smoke in like three months I'm

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sorry mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see you

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Oh, I see you homie I stayed late tonight, right?

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You know what happens when I stay late Yeah,

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boy wonder I swear it's like this every single

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time Toronto, I got you I got us I'm a hard guy

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to get along with, get on the zone with When

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shit be going right, well, I just flip into the

02:11:00.539 --> 02:11:02.979
wrong shit The team that I belong to, the artists

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I put on with Don't ever ask for nothing, cause

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them niggas got their own shit Me and Weezy like

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a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with

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the red seats, I call it playing checkers I ain't

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never doing verses, I'm forever giving lectures

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If you tryna me with money, I'd be happy to connect

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ya, life is better than it's ever been, scheduling

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million dollar meetings with the president, someone

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cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison, got

02:11:26.470 --> 02:11:29.689
a new condo, watch me as I settle in, I deserve

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an MTV show for me and my people, and if you

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turn the zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food,

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rappers all liars and they women all deceitful,

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add it and they subtract me, I'll never be your

02:11:40.510 --> 02:11:43.359
equal. Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the

02:11:43.359 --> 02:11:45.779
lead now. Weezy told me just write every single

02:11:45.779 --> 02:11:48.239
thing you need down. Then he got it for me and

02:11:48.239 --> 02:11:51.020
I'm happy as can be now. About to start balling

02:11:51.020 --> 02:11:54.159
like I'm coming off a rebound. Yeah, and I should

02:11:54.159 --> 02:11:56.659
have the most bragging rights. Because the niggas

02:11:56.659 --> 02:11:59.760
spit crack, bag it tight. Ain't no rappers say

02:11:59.760 --> 02:12:03.130
they trying to get their swagger right. fire

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than a dragon fight you pussy ass hater you should

02:12:06.210 --> 02:12:08.310
do you you ain't heard of me then you should

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go and get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue

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wayne's here suwu betty felt that like the end

02:12:14.390 --> 02:12:17.350
of a pool cue but i ain't banging i ain't waving

02:12:17.350 --> 02:12:20.890
no flag i'm atf but they ain't seeing no badge

02:12:20.890 --> 02:12:23.689
it's heartbreak drake i hate to see him so sad

02:12:23.689 --> 02:12:26.470
i could sun you See a little me and your dad

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I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up

02:12:28.770 --> 02:12:31.609
on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere

02:12:31.609 --> 02:12:35.289
they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley

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Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But

02:12:38.810 --> 02:12:41.970
don't ask me shit about me And know the game

02:12:41.970 --> 02:12:44.869
really ain't shit without me She might have to

02:12:44.869 --> 02:12:47.409
pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if

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it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and

02:12:49.130 --> 02:13:05.130
see This is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel

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to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up

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would fuck up your skin. I pick the buck up and

02:13:10.510 --> 02:13:13.050
buck up, then buck up again. I would buck up

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your friend, then suck up her twin. I put the

02:13:15.489 --> 02:13:18.350
buck up to him, then buck up and buck up and

02:13:18.350 --> 02:13:21.229
buck up again. Suck nut, you duck, fuck your

02:13:21.229 --> 02:13:24.810
unloving kin. Now don't rub it in like Uberderm

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on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up

02:13:28.189 --> 02:13:31.529
out my casso. That who never had that. Always

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had a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause

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bullies aren't bulletproof Reds call goody too

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Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker

02:13:39.250 --> 02:13:41.789
The only thing in the hood is you I do everything

02:13:41.789 --> 02:13:44.449
good as you know I do everything better I get

02:13:44.449 --> 02:13:47.930
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone

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Like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck

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Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work

02:13:54.350 --> 02:13:56.989
in the trunk And my exit coming up Yeah, I am

02:13:56.989 --> 02:14:00.470
headed to the buck Like buck, buck again Mike

02:14:00.619 --> 02:14:04.039
Fly to L .A. and just fuck Karen. Nah, fuck Karen.

02:14:04.220 --> 02:14:07.640
Let's get bucks again. And fucking spend them

02:14:07.640 --> 02:14:10.939
bucks and then just fuck Karen. If I told you

02:14:10.939 --> 02:14:13.560
I'ma do it, I did it. Got my city on my feet.

02:14:13.659 --> 02:14:15.880
About to pop out, let's get it, let's get it.

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Motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is about

02:14:18.239 --> 02:14:20.739
a minute past this and I'm about to get shitty.

02:14:20.760 --> 02:14:23.640
I'm with it if money is the it you want me with.

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And I probably just spit on the chick you want

02:14:26.140 --> 02:14:28.590
me with. And I hate a phony bitch. Only like

02:14:28.590 --> 02:14:31.270
I'm only thick and I own hip -hop. If you don't

02:14:31.270 --> 02:14:33.569
spit, I'm gon' need fit. And I just sold a lot

02:14:33.569 --> 02:14:36.090
of property to a buyer. And I think his name

02:14:36.090 --> 02:14:38.869
was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy

02:14:38.869 --> 02:14:41.069
Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father. And

02:14:41.069 --> 02:14:43.130
when it comes to the game, I'm too willing to

02:14:43.130 --> 02:14:46.630
play harder. So harder I go. There he go. They

02:14:46.630 --> 02:14:51.630
chant MVP when I shoot a free throw. CEO. That's

02:14:51.630 --> 02:14:54.029
what they do The haters on their faces and their

02:14:54.029 --> 02:14:57.949
ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you,

02:14:58.090 --> 02:15:01.770
radder than you, etc. I told you I get paid by

02:15:01.770 --> 02:15:06.109
the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,

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K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y,

02:15:11.869 --> 02:15:15.270
Z, T, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,

02:15:15.489 --> 02:15:17.350
T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,

02:15:17.590 --> 02:15:18.010
T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,

02:15:18.109 --> 02:15:18.689
T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S, T, R, O, P, S,

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T, R, O, P, S, T, How long can he could go? Wondering

02:15:21.039 --> 02:15:24.060
when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma

02:15:24.060 --> 02:15:27.220
keep rocking to the sheet rock. Bend in the heat.

02:15:27.260 --> 02:15:33.800
I send burnt skin. The end. Young Moolah, baby.

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We'll be right back. is coming to a close is

02:16:35.819 --> 02:16:38.680
growing dim. Eardrums mixing hoppy like fingers

02:16:38.680 --> 02:16:41.299
without rings. Gating checks to F and M. Shadows

02:16:41.299 --> 02:16:43.360
hit the street. But soon the sound will vanish

02:16:43.360 --> 02:16:46.159
like shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour

02:16:46.159 --> 02:16:49.540
is coming to a close. Radio waves fading like

02:16:49.540 --> 02:16:52.719
a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in

02:16:52.719 --> 02:17:10.520
the air. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time

02:17:10.520 --> 02:17:12.979
to face the silence Like the TV on snow Riot

02:17:12.979 --> 02:17:16.100
Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void

02:17:16.100 --> 02:17:19.600
left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line

02:17:19.600 --> 02:17:27.319
Empty speakers silenced I'm a -comin' to an end

02:17:27.319 --> 02:17:29.500
Like a rollercoaster stoppin' Round the river's

02:17:29.500 --> 02:17:32.559
bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind

02:17:32.559 --> 02:17:35.020
Now silence louder Than the thoughts we can't

02:17:35.020 --> 02:17:42.930
rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour Laughter and joy, it's

02:17:42.930 --> 02:17:45.290
all been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm,

02:17:45.409 --> 02:17:48.930
oh life's just so unfair Happy hour, it's coming

02:17:48.930 --> 02:17:51.829
to a close Radio waves, it's made of fireworks

02:17:51.829 --> 02:17:54.969
and rose Laughter and joy, it's all been in the

02:17:54.969 --> 02:17:57.590
air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just

02:17:57.590 --> 02:18:15.110
so unfair Happy hour RyanHockeyRadio .com And

02:18:15.110 --> 02:18:19.209
then like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco

02:18:19.209 --> 02:18:22.610
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

02:18:22.610 --> 02:18:27.090
I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and

02:18:27.090 --> 02:18:31.770
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

02:18:55.680 --> 02:18:59.739
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

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America. Door is closing.