He Never Holds Back! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.2.26)

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Stand by. Okay, we gotta talk about this. Now,

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some of the advice I give on this show can be

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a little ridiculous. Copy it over the top! I'm

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really not like this in real life, but I do have

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opinions on this show that I say that I fully

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believe in. And one of them is preaching against

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a clout chasing women. I am not a fan of them.

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And I've been a victim of it. Granted, I was

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getting laid, so I wasn't really that much of

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a victim. But I've been through the ringer when

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it comes to women using me for whatever clout

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I am. And I saw it in Neon. And Alabama Barker.

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Now, Alabama Barker is the daughter, obviously,

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of Travis Barker. And she's pretty hot. But she's

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like, what, 21 and looks like a sex doll. It's

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very strange. She's a cute girl. I'd plow her.

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But I'm just saying, like, she just kind of icks

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me out. And this poor neon guy, this streamer,

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he's not poor, he's rich. But this guy, you know

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what I think? First of all, he was in high school

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during COVID. So he's already a little messed

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up. And then you end up going on a website called

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Kik, where you're streaming live to the world.

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And everyone's having, as they like to say, the

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hot new term, parasocial relationship with you.

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And it's going dandy. It's going wonderful. And

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you see Alabama Barker. And you know it's just

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kind of illegal. You don't have a chance. So

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what do you do? You buy her a $30 ,000 Birkin

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bag and all your other streaming friends and

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friendly neighborhood podcasters like Ryan Hoppy

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of Javier. Hell, you did. She's using you. And

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you continue to try to win her over. Even though

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there's been plenty of girls that seem much more

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normal than we've seen on his videos of him at

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the club and he's like afraid to talk to them.

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And she was kind of mad that he was talking to

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this one girl. Well, she got caught quote unquote

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cheating. As one of the days that she hung out

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with Neon, maybe three, four weeks ago, there

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was an Instagram story of a guy kissing her.

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And she was in the same outfit. Breaking down.

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She did not cheat on me. Just like one more thing,

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like the narrative of me using people, I can't

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use anybody if I'm having it. So please. One

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more thing, like, we're not going to get online

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and we're going to act like I'm like a cheater

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or something. Yeah, because you were never with

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him. That is on him. We're thinking you're with

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him. That is a him problem. Like, we're just

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not going to do that. I am a single person. Oh,

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you know, that crushes me. Because I've been

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there, dude. Like, everybody calm the fuck down.

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Oh, she sounds like a delight. Here's another

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video. This is Alabama Barker Day. Here she is,

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addressing Neon. Let's see if this video is actually

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her addressing Neon, or if it's something else.

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I didn't kill anybody. We're not going to act

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delusional. No one's going to act delusional.

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And I really, really deeply care for Neon. Yay,

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friend zones. Mm -hmm. Very deeply here for Neon.

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Me and Neon are getting to know each other. Outside

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and... Neon, you know when you're laying at home

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wondering what she's up to? You know... Outside

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of... I know it's kind of hard for you to talk.

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Ah, this is going to crush his soul. I was just

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hanging out with him. Okay. She didn't say it's

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fake or AI. Neon, I blew another guy, I'm sorry.

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Daddy, you gotta remember, he's what, 21, 22?

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I believe he's 22. How old is Neon? Let me look

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this up in the club. Because I'm going to base,

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because I'm telling you, I've been there. Neon

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is 21, not even 22. He's a successful guy. He

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comes from an Indian family, so he has morals.

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And I've been there, dude. I've been there. I

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get it. She's a piece of ass. I get it. You feel

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like because you're so successful and you're

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just becoming a legend day by day, because I

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do like Neon. I'm sure you were 15 during COVID,

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so it's excused. Because I have to say, if you

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were in high school during COVID, you were a

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little messed up. Just a little bit. I'm single.

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Neon's single. That's going to crush his heart.

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Me and Neon are just going to continue to get

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to know each other. Good luck with that. I think

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you deserve one of those nightclub girls that

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seems nicer. By the way, I've been to Earth.

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There was this girl named Hannah. She was the

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bus down to Cleveland. I believe now she's a

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bartender. I bet she's taken a lot of guys home.

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I have a few stories about Hannah. They're all

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dramatic. First of all, Hannah decides She, uh,

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gosh, she liked me because I worked on a radio

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show in Cleveland. And she was 19 years old,

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Snapchatted me from community college. I was

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21. And I got in trouble for Snapchatting her

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during work. Son, what do I do? I take her out

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on the dates. We went on multiple dates. Made

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out on my bed, whatever. Candles lit is very

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delightful. is not good at kissing. And you gotta

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remember that part. Later on. So what happens,

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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls? I end up

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leaving the radio show. And she starts to distance

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herself from me, but continues to hang out with

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me. So there's two instances where one time I

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went to Harry Buffalo and Cleveland Bar. And

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I thought she was my date. And all of a sudden,

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after I bought her a few drinks, Because, boy,

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could she drink. I bought her a few drinks, and

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then she left with that guy. Oh, but they're

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just, you know, going to play hockey sack, but

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a different sack, at 3 a .m. And here's the real

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dramatic one. Oh, it's in Cleveland City, right

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by all the factories. I mean, go out. Me, this

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dude named Mikey that, like, views my Snapchats.

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And then, good old, this guy named Ryan, and

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he was a pretty boy. Had a nice office job, 25

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years old, making good money in Cleveland. It

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was even okay money in 2015, you were making

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good money in Cleveland. And I bring him, and

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he ends up blowing her! But there were plenty

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of other girls that were, Trying to hang out

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with me. But I had to have Hannah. And I never

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quite got Hannah. I got pieces of Hannah. That

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sounds very disturbing. We made out. I had you

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on on the radio. Don't remember. I sucked the

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bacon out. You were one of my first. If you were

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such a pro, you would have taught me. That's

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why I prefer older women. 856 -49 -HAPPY. This

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is a neon. You gotta relax, dude. Because now

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he's depressed and he's making these videos.

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I can't play that because of copyright, but it's

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him wiping his nose, acting like he's trying

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not to cry. Here's another clip. Some streamer

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named Cheezer calls him to check on him after

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he found out his crush was kissing another man.

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Cheezer's calling me? What the hell? What the

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hell? Yo! What's annoying about these streamers

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is they're trying to act like he's not above

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it. Dude, you're crying. It's okay. I cried out

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of hand. Okay. Have a good day, bro. Yeah, he's

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doing that annoying little Gen Z thing. It's

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like he's a teenager. But I was there. I ain't

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judging. He just doesn't want to listen to anybody.

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I was thinking, oh, these streamers, when they're

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like... How old? 37. They're going to be looking

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back on these clips. Neon will be married with

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a nice kid. And she'll just be like 37 and just

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watch them. And she'll wish she was with him.

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Because she'll have been through like 200 guys.

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And listen, I am not someone that punishes. I

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don't care who you bang. That she will have a

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body count. Mm -hmm. As long as the CVS receipt.

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And that is that. I am. Mm -hmm. This show has

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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me. RyanHoppyRadio. Oh, my God. This freaking

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morning, man. Jesus Christ. You don't want to

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know what happened? Last night I was at home

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stoned. You know what? It's 11 .45 at night.

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I can either go to bed or I can drive to Wawa

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and get a ton of candy. I didn't have a stomachache

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the whole night. and i decided on that no regrets

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i survived but then this morning around i don't

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know 7 00 a .m the sun's coming out obviously

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that's what happens every morning it would be

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a problem if the sun didn't come out but i have

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like a balcony That overlooks the pool is very

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nice. I take it for granted. But what I'm saying

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to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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is the way the apartment's set up, when the sun

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rises, it's not like I can quite see it, but

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it goes right into my apartment. And my curtains

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are not very thick, so a lot of times I have

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to face the wall when I sleep. Now, I was facing

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against the wall trying to get a little more

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R &R before the day. And all of a sudden, I start

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feeling a little warmer. And I'm really sensitive

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to air conditioning. I'm a princess about it.

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It's because growing up, I didn't have the best

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AC. so then what happened when i moved to florida

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i didn't have the best ac for seven years then

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i moved in with my ex in my current apartment

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and then i become an ac for the 26 years i didn't

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have good ac now that i have real good ac i love

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it And I could feel that the air wasn't on. You

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cannot get it past me. I can tell if someone's

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going up a temperature or two. My skin gets really

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itchy. And what happened, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, is that I get up and I'm kind

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of having a little bit of a heat headache. And

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I was kind of like... 74 degrees. And I know

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for some people, they're like, oh my God, that's

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where my house is at. Mine's usually at 66 or

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67. I bring it up when I leave, but at night,

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I love it cold. I pour it in my mouth when she

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visits. She's like wearing a hoodie. I love it.

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I love it cold. But I had to put in a work order

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through the app. And I'm not always supposed

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to, you know, not always run it cold, but if

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it's hot out. It's hot. Now, I'm not from here.

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I'm not from Florida. When I say here, I shouldn't

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assume that all my listeners are in Florida because

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people listening at Fargo are like, he's not

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from here. No, but I am from Chicago. I moved

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to Florida 11 years ago, so I'm not used to the

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heat. You know how sensitive Chicago is about

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cold weather? I'm going to tell you how sensitive

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Chicago is about hot weather. Cold weather, whatever

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they can deal with it. I said that backwards.

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The difference is when it's 90 degrees out for

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three, four days in a row in Chicago, everyone

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stays inside. Oh, the local news, you know, goes

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live and interrupts the Price is Right to tell

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you in July 2008 that it's 90 degrees out. That's

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every day in Florida. It's a little different.

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See, I remember I came from a cold climate. And

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that's what I'm saying. I love the people that

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are from the Midwest that tell themselves that

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they love the cold more than the heat. That's

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a weird thing. That means you're a homebody.

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That means you don't want to go outside. Because

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for me, when I hear this, this is the sound of

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winter wind. I would rather be sweating my butt

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off. Gotta make sure I clean my balls before

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the girl comes over. I'd rather be sweating my

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balls off than being called. Maybe that's just

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me. It probably is just me. Because you know

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what? I'm sick of it, man. That's why I got the

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haircut today. I'm going to turn this off. Space

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it, man. My freaking sweating is out of control,

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dude. This is going to turn on so many girls

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when I say this. Oh, my God. You're going to

00:18:36.779 --> 00:18:38.640
have to change your panties after hearing this.

00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:41.339
You're going to be so turned on. During the day,

00:18:41.339 --> 00:18:46.759
it gets so sweaty in my shoes that I bring a

00:18:46.759 --> 00:18:49.059
pair of socks and I put the other ones in the

00:18:49.059 --> 00:18:52.579
truck. No, they smell. My feet get all sweaty.

00:18:57.960 --> 00:19:01.599
It's terrible. Oh my God, it must be so good

00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:05.200
being a huge person. It sucks. Everyone looks

00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:07.720
at you. You're never anonymous. Everyone has

00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.440
to make jokes about your height. And you sweat

00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:12.880
easily because you're a bigger body. But oh yeah,

00:19:13.140 --> 00:19:17.099
during sex, you bring the ruckus, dude. You just

00:19:17.099 --> 00:19:23.339
go to pound town. So I went to Chicago and Minneapolis

00:19:23.339 --> 00:19:27.000
seven weeks ago. The fastest seven weeks of my

00:19:27.000 --> 00:19:31.150
life. And it was a very monumental trip. One

00:19:31.150 --> 00:19:33.910
of getting laid 20 times in Minnesota. And then

00:19:33.910 --> 00:19:38.769
one of visiting family in Chicago. And I will

00:19:38.769 --> 00:19:40.890
tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and

00:19:40.890 --> 00:19:43.769
girls, I have not, you know, worked out since

00:19:43.769 --> 00:19:48.410
before that trip. I came back and I had to get

00:19:48.410 --> 00:19:51.150
ready to work with MJ. I love me some touch knit,

00:19:51.269 --> 00:19:53.789
but still an adjustment to get up early in the

00:19:53.789 --> 00:19:56.130
morning. So then for about two weeks, it was

00:19:56.130 --> 00:20:01.299
all about MJ. Mm -hmm. And then after that, catching

00:20:01.299 --> 00:20:07.259
up on sleep, that all of a sudden, I realized

00:20:07.259 --> 00:20:11.640
I had not gone swimming in about, I don't know,

00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:14.140
two months. I can feel my gut getting a little

00:20:14.140 --> 00:20:17.900
bigger. Mm -hmm. I need to go back to getting

00:20:17.900 --> 00:20:24.480
in shape. I got to go swimming. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:28.019
So last night, it's like 8 o 'clock. I'm really

00:20:28.019 --> 00:20:32.180
hype. So I go, you know what? I'm going to go

00:20:32.180 --> 00:20:37.740
swim. Whenever the pool in my complex is really

00:20:37.740 --> 00:20:41.839
quiet, unless it's like February or March, usually,

00:20:42.220 --> 00:20:43.680
especially now it's going to be summer break,

00:20:43.839 --> 00:20:49.240
usually that means it's closed. But I had hope.

00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:53.059
So I went to my pool that overlooks my balcony.

00:20:53.240 --> 00:20:55.950
It was closed. It was closed. Then I drove to

00:20:55.950 --> 00:20:57.730
the one in the middle of the complex. It was

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closed. All I wanted to do was swim. That's all

00:21:02.190 --> 00:21:06.509
I wanted. Because I have realized that my body

00:21:06.509 --> 00:21:11.269
is not meant to work out. Not at all. There's

00:21:11.269 --> 00:21:14.549
no reason for my body to work out. Even if I

00:21:14.549 --> 00:21:17.529
do proper stretches, and I do proper whatever,

00:21:17.769 --> 00:21:21.029
my freaking back always hurts. People go, what

00:21:21.029 --> 00:21:23.990
are you doing? No, I'm doing it right. I'm not

00:21:23.990 --> 00:21:29.009
an idiot. But still, when I have that back pain.

00:21:30.109 --> 00:21:34.930
Now, if you get back pain while bringing the

00:21:34.930 --> 00:21:38.549
ruckus to a woman, that feels like an accomplishment.

00:21:39.109 --> 00:21:46.029
I just went at it. Oh, I did. When you hurt your

00:21:46.029 --> 00:21:49.049
back lifting, it feels pointless. Or she said,

00:21:49.150 --> 00:21:51.089
what did I get out of it? Maybe a little muscle

00:21:51.089 --> 00:21:53.990
tone, but my back hurts and I can't contribute

00:21:53.990 --> 00:21:57.049
more to that muscle tone. So it just kind of

00:21:57.049 --> 00:22:01.430
feels like a waste of time. So I'm literally,

00:22:01.809 --> 00:22:05.450
yesterday I was talking to my psychiatrist. See

00:22:05.450 --> 00:22:07.210
him every three months. I try to tell him as

00:22:07.210 --> 00:22:12.900
little as possible about my radio career. He

00:22:12.900 --> 00:22:14.380
would listen to the show and be like, we got

00:22:14.380 --> 00:22:18.339
to lock them up. No, no. He's like, anything

00:22:18.339 --> 00:22:21.660
new? Because we see each other. We cuddle. No.

00:22:21.799 --> 00:22:25.299
We do a Zoom call every three months. And since

00:22:25.299 --> 00:22:28.900
March 3rd, that was three months ago. How time

00:22:28.900 --> 00:22:31.339
flies. But sincerely, it did not feel like it

00:22:31.339 --> 00:22:33.700
had been that long. So I'm kind of having deja

00:22:33.700 --> 00:22:37.160
vu where I'm outside of the camera bar on a Zoom

00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:40.880
call talking to my shrink. And he's like, well,

00:22:40.900 --> 00:22:44.220
has anything new happened? I'm like, not really.

00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:48.319
Nothing new. And it kind of made me realize that

00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:51.220
my life is full of first world problems, damn

00:22:51.220 --> 00:22:57.720
it. That's what it really is. My mom's on the

00:22:57.720 --> 00:23:05.019
team. I got a cute ass kid. No. Some could say,

00:23:05.099 --> 00:23:09.589
I'll be a single. There's good perks about being

00:23:09.589 --> 00:23:11.430
single. You can listen to whatever you want at

00:23:11.430 --> 00:23:15.390
whatever time. Mm -hmm. You can watch whatever

00:23:15.390 --> 00:23:18.950
you want at whatever time. Mm -hmm. But there

00:23:18.950 --> 00:23:22.390
are also a lot of nights and nothing beats the

00:23:22.390 --> 00:23:24.849
feeling of a woman holding you from behind. I

00:23:24.849 --> 00:23:27.069
said holding from behind. I know it's pride,

00:23:27.210 --> 00:23:31.250
man. That's not how I roll. I'm only interested

00:23:31.250 --> 00:23:33.569
in one entrance and I've never been one that

00:23:33.569 --> 00:23:40.450
goes in the back door of my house. I had to make

00:23:40.450 --> 00:23:44.089
that joke. It's Pride Month. As my pansexual

00:23:44.089 --> 00:23:46.930
friend said to me, a hole is a hole. That's not

00:23:46.930 --> 00:23:50.470
how I roll. But hey, in Pride Month, maybe I'll

00:23:50.470 --> 00:23:55.549
try it out. I'm kidding. 856 -49 -HOPI. And I've

00:23:55.549 --> 00:23:58.309
been seeing lately, there's been more news about

00:23:58.309 --> 00:24:02.849
NFL going around. And like, it's kind of exciting

00:24:02.849 --> 00:24:06.480
in the way that you're like, oh my God. That

00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:09.819
means the NFL is right around the corner. Then

00:24:09.819 --> 00:24:11.539
I also have the existential thing where I'm like,

00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:14.359
you know what that means? That means that we

00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:16.680
got to really appreciate the summer. We got to,

00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.460
what is that? Let me say my days are just until

00:24:19.460 --> 00:24:22.799
the NFL returns when the National Football League

00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:29.359
returns. That day is September 10th and that

00:24:29.359 --> 00:24:36.519
is exactly 100 days from today. 100 days. And

00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:39.839
those 100 days are going to fly by. September

00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:41.660
10th, they're going to be like, oh my God, it's

00:24:41.660 --> 00:24:43.799
the opening. It's going to be like this. It's

00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:45.339
going to be an opening segment. We're going to

00:24:45.339 --> 00:24:46.859
be having so much fun. It's going to be September

00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:51.779
10th. The summer flew by. Oh, hey, it's the beginning

00:24:51.779 --> 00:24:56.619
of the NFL season. This is hobby hour. We're

00:24:56.619 --> 00:24:59.500
going to break down everything happening. It's

00:24:59.500 --> 00:25:01.759
going to be a great segment. But what I'm saying

00:25:01.759 --> 00:25:04.700
is, until then, got to appreciate the moment.

00:25:05.740 --> 00:25:07.559
So everybody said, oh my God. Because then you

00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:09.380
know what that means? That means colder weather

00:25:09.380 --> 00:25:12.500
and shorter days. So I'm actually kind of excited

00:25:12.500 --> 00:25:15.799
that the NBA is ending. I don't really watch

00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:21.380
the NHL because my dad loved it. I got daddy

00:25:21.380 --> 00:25:27.430
issues. So I rebelled and I like the NBA. So

00:25:27.430 --> 00:25:30.250
it's one of those things that I'll watch the

00:25:30.250 --> 00:25:33.250
Stanley Cup Finals, whatever, if it's on, whatever,

00:25:33.529 --> 00:25:36.430
I'm going to cover it. I don't watch it. But

00:25:36.430 --> 00:25:39.269
I'm all about the NBA, and I need a break from

00:25:39.269 --> 00:25:41.289
it, man. It's been nice going to bed earlier,

00:25:41.609 --> 00:25:43.950
not having to stay up till 1 to watch a playoff

00:25:43.950 --> 00:25:45.809
game, especially since Peacock and Amazon began

00:25:45.809 --> 00:25:47.809
the games at 11 when it used to begin right after

00:25:47.809 --> 00:25:51.569
the 730 game when it was on TNT. But also, the

00:25:51.569 --> 00:25:53.609
games might be later, and you might get less

00:25:53.609 --> 00:25:56.829
Charles Barkley. Because those Peacock and Amazon

00:25:56.829 --> 00:26:02.170
shows are politically correct. Nonsense! But

00:26:02.170 --> 00:26:05.210
at the same time, you are saving money. Oh, you

00:26:05.210 --> 00:26:11.670
are? To watch the NBA on TNT? It's like $95 if

00:26:11.670 --> 00:26:15.630
you get YouTube TV. It's like $50 a month if

00:26:15.630 --> 00:26:19.490
you get Hulu, Peacock, and Amazon. Actually,

00:26:19.529 --> 00:26:22.130
it's $45 for me because I don't pay for, you

00:26:22.130 --> 00:26:26.279
know. I use my mom's account. I'm a millennial.

00:26:27.299 --> 00:26:29.819
And it's one of those things that, remember when

00:26:29.819 --> 00:26:32.420
Peacock first came out, it was like $2 .99. Oh,

00:26:32.420 --> 00:26:36.059
that's cool. That's cool. It's got, not friends,

00:26:36.140 --> 00:26:40.720
but it's got like, cheers on it. It's got some

00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:47.559
sports. Oh, $2 .99. No, it's $11 .99. Man. We

00:26:47.559 --> 00:26:51.799
are essentially in the a la carte era of cable.

00:26:54.490 --> 00:26:57.710
So, I have called out the Tampa Bay media for

00:26:57.710 --> 00:27:00.309
barely talking about the Wander Franco case.

00:27:00.509 --> 00:27:04.369
The Tampa Bay media wants to kiss the ass of

00:27:04.369 --> 00:27:06.529
the race in Wander Franco because they don't

00:27:06.529 --> 00:27:09.630
want to lose their press pass. I mean, think

00:27:09.630 --> 00:27:12.089
about it. If you had a player that played for

00:27:12.089 --> 00:27:15.690
the Philadelphia, I don't know, not Flyers, Philadelphia

00:27:15.690 --> 00:27:19.529
Phillies or the Chicago Cubs, that was a pedophile.

00:27:19.650 --> 00:27:22.579
Oh, it would be national news. But Tampa Bay

00:27:22.579 --> 00:27:25.339
always does this where they protect the rich

00:27:25.339 --> 00:27:28.500
and elite. And Wander Franco pretty much got

00:27:28.500 --> 00:27:31.400
away with being a pedophile. And I could not

00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:35.200
believe this when I saw it. Adrian Beltre, former

00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:39.900
MLB superstar, says that Wander Franco deserves

00:27:39.900 --> 00:27:42.660
another chance. Oh, I'm glad we're endorsing

00:27:42.660 --> 00:27:47.079
people that had sex with 13 -year -olds. Jesus

00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:51.869
Christ. Obviously, all the players from the DR

00:27:51.869 --> 00:27:54.910
are like a fraternity, you know? Like, you guys,

00:27:55.009 --> 00:27:58.589
there's a brotherhood, you know what I'm saying?

00:27:58.849 --> 00:28:04.670
So, Pedro Martinez basically said the other day

00:28:04.670 --> 00:28:08.970
that Wander Franco, Franco, you know, whatever

00:28:08.970 --> 00:28:13.230
happened, you know, every human, he said, deserves

00:28:13.230 --> 00:28:16.829
it. Yeah, baby, if you know, Robin the Banger.

00:28:17.420 --> 00:28:21.380
Beating up someone outside of a club. One, you're

00:28:21.380 --> 00:28:23.559
trying to have sex with a 13 -year -old. Pardon

00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:25.700
my French, but that's kind of fucking terrible.

00:28:26.059 --> 00:28:29.460
Second chance, right? What do you think? Do you

00:28:29.460 --> 00:28:31.859
agree with him on that? Do you think he's right

00:28:31.859 --> 00:28:35.579
on with that? Like the MLB? Let the guy talk.

00:28:36.099 --> 00:28:39.039
What the fuck are the paparazzi doing? They're

00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:41.319
at the airport with Andre Bellatrix, one of the

00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:43.579
best people to ever swing a baseball bat. And

00:28:43.579 --> 00:28:47.799
you've talked for 33 seconds. And it's only a

00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:49.859
minute and a half. And what do you think the

00:28:49.859 --> 00:28:53.579
MLB will do in the end? It's a sensitive situation,

00:28:53.740 --> 00:28:56.440
but I think, I believe that anybody can still

00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:59.180
take a chance. Yeah, whatever. Bang a 13 -year

00:28:59.180 --> 00:29:03.460
-old. Whatever. I mean, he was not guilty, right?

00:29:03.579 --> 00:29:06.500
So, you know, but it's something that's sensitive.

00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:10.579
Right. I hope he gets a chance to take it. Why?

00:29:11.539 --> 00:29:13.400
What does he earn it? What does he deserve it

00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:16.460
for? You got a way with being a pedophile. Oh,

00:29:16.460 --> 00:29:19.539
he got probation. He got pretty much criminally

00:29:19.539 --> 00:29:21.420
proven, but given no jail time. Why? Because

00:29:21.420 --> 00:29:25.700
he's wandering free. Screw you. You wanted to

00:29:25.700 --> 00:29:28.140
screw a 13 -year -old. You're a loser. Do you

00:29:28.140 --> 00:29:31.380
think the MLB, you know, because of, like you

00:29:31.380 --> 00:29:33.960
said, the sensitivity of the subject, and maybe

00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:36.259
he wasn't convicted, but, like, you know, he

00:29:36.259 --> 00:29:38.200
was found, like, kind of liable for the situation.

00:29:38.380 --> 00:29:42.400
Yeah, we all know he did it. The mob was pimping

00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:46.969
out a daughter. The whole thing's terrible. um

00:29:46.969 --> 00:29:49.609
do you think that you know he is like can we

00:29:49.609 --> 00:29:51.609
just get through this tsa line this dude is just

00:29:51.609 --> 00:29:54.730
talking the powers that be at the mlb will see

00:29:54.730 --> 00:29:58.089
it the same way i don't know they're less he's

00:29:58.089 --> 00:29:59.910
just like i want to just get on my fucking airplane

00:29:59.910 --> 00:30:06.289
whatever dude that paparazzi is terrible let

00:30:06.289 --> 00:30:10.799
me talk the whole time It's like listening to

00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:12.480
a Bubba the Love Sponge interview. I got this

00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:14.440
huge guest here, but I'm going to talk the whole

00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:15.880
time because I want to be bigger than the guest.

00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:21.940
Shut up. What are you doing? Obama's Instagram

00:30:21.940 --> 00:30:27.319
account was hacked, so that's not good. Boozy

00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:30.400
badass is facing aggravated assault charges following

00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:34.440
a wild Houston nightclub hookah incident. That

00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:37.279
just sounds like something boozy badass would

00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:43.660
know. Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt has

00:30:43.660 --> 00:30:48.440
a 26 % chance of being mayor. Remember when an

00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:50.900
obnoxious reality host ran for office? Oh yeah,

00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:55.900
this is part two. This is millennial Donald Trump.

00:30:57.700 --> 00:31:00.079
I saw this headline here and this was really

00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:04.160
fascinating to me. Growing up, we always used

00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:07.210
to listen to... bangers and all of it. I was

00:31:07.210 --> 00:31:09.349
getting some hate. I mean, everybody listened

00:31:09.349 --> 00:31:12.269
to rap music in sixth grade. Surely they've been

00:31:12.269 --> 00:31:14.950
listening to Suck It or Not by Cameron. Probably

00:31:14.950 --> 00:31:20.230
not. But we did. And there is a Florida principal.

00:31:20.450 --> 00:31:24.309
It's very cute. She got the cougar vibes. Who

00:31:24.309 --> 00:31:26.690
has been put on leave after a Fetty Waffle lyric

00:31:26.690 --> 00:31:29.210
from Trap Queen appeared in the yearbook and

00:31:29.210 --> 00:31:32.880
was credited to her. And Nicole was everybody

00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:37.759
hating. We just call them fans, though. Literally

00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:44.440
the cleanest Fetty Wap song ever. And she's been

00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.180
put on paid administrative leave, which pretty

00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:50.259
much means they just want to sweep it under the

00:31:50.259 --> 00:31:53.740
rug. Some dirty, rotten hag of a mom was offended

00:31:53.740 --> 00:31:58.059
by it. But honestly, it's not like saying, oh,

00:31:58.240 --> 00:32:02.250
I'm in her house. It's just that. That being

00:32:02.250 --> 00:32:03.970
everybody hating, we just call them fans up.

00:32:04.049 --> 00:32:06.329
They are. You literally manifested it, unfortunately.

00:32:07.769 --> 00:32:12.509
Have we become that sensitive as a society? That

00:32:12.509 --> 00:32:15.369
we're going to prosecute people for talking about

00:32:15.369 --> 00:32:18.430
haters? We're all bunch of sensitive losers.

00:32:18.789 --> 00:32:21.450
We're all going to die. What's going to happen

00:32:21.450 --> 00:32:24.930
is we're going to end where either we become

00:32:24.930 --> 00:32:27.450
dust that sits in a little vase for a little

00:32:27.450 --> 00:32:31.079
bit. And then the vase breaks at your grandma's

00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:33.400
house. And then you're a bunch of dust on the

00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:37.240
ground. Or we'll be in the ground where maggots

00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:39.819
are eating our bodies. And our family pays a

00:32:39.819 --> 00:32:42.539
lot of money to put us in the ground. Okay? What

00:32:42.539 --> 00:32:46.279
I'm saying to you is we're going to die. A teacher

00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:49.599
misses Connell, this hot -ass woman. Even though

00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:53.440
she's married. Her making a quote about everybody

00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:56.000
hating. We just call them fanzo in the yearbook.

00:32:56.619 --> 00:32:58.779
It's the least of our problems. Was there a school

00:32:58.779 --> 00:33:03.279
shooting today? No. She's not banging the students.

00:33:03.460 --> 00:33:10.099
What do you want? Jesus Christ. Hit me up. I

00:33:10.099 --> 00:33:14.160
don't get it. Freaking easily offended. We're

00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:18.099
not going to live forever. I've had a lot of

00:33:18.099 --> 00:33:20.819
trauma in my life. So I have to sensitize to

00:33:20.819 --> 00:33:22.460
it. So I might make a few listeners uncomfortable.

00:33:22.859 --> 00:33:26.650
You listening to me right now. unless you're

00:33:26.650 --> 00:33:28.769
AI reading my transcript, you're going to die

00:33:28.769 --> 00:33:31.849
and you're not going to exist. And if you believe

00:33:31.849 --> 00:33:35.690
in the beautiful fiction known as the Bible,

00:33:35.750 --> 00:33:37.390
then I guess you're going to live forever and

00:33:37.390 --> 00:33:40.029
ever. So that's how it goes. When you die right

00:33:40.029 --> 00:33:45.769
now, I just died. And now I'm in this beautiful

00:33:45.769 --> 00:33:48.329
afterlife and I'm hanging out with my dad, my

00:33:48.329 --> 00:33:50.789
uncle, Abraham Lincoln and Kobe Bryant. They're

00:33:50.789 --> 00:33:56.019
all in the clouds. They're not. You just believe

00:33:56.019 --> 00:33:57.880
in it because you need something to believe in.

00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:03.359
Because life's very hard. And maybe if we all

00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:06.680
weren't so uptight, we wouldn't get mad over

00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:16.039
yearbook quotes about haters. Jesus Christ, what

00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:19.699
are we doing here? What are we doing? Hannah

00:34:19.699 --> 00:34:22.519
Burner. Said that she slept with her boyfriend's

00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:26.239
coworkers. They were all mascots. So she wouldn't

00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:31.039
know which one was her man. Call her daddy promoting

00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:34.920
promiscuous women. Okay, so I'm picturing you

00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:36.500
showing up to one of the games that he's got

00:34:36.500 --> 00:34:39.059
his full like mascot duty on. And are you like

00:34:39.059 --> 00:34:42.449
walking past the mascot? Yeah. I'm trying to

00:34:42.449 --> 00:34:43.750
make eye contact with the guys. There's eight

00:34:43.750 --> 00:34:46.289
guys who are mascots and you don't know who's

00:34:46.289 --> 00:34:48.489
the mascot that day. So you'd see him and I'd

00:34:48.489 --> 00:34:49.929
be like, no, literally, I'd give him a little

00:34:49.929 --> 00:34:51.610
tap. I'd be like, oh, wrong mask, wrong bookie,

00:34:51.610 --> 00:34:55.250
sorry. He's on the same side. Hannah! So I would

00:34:55.250 --> 00:34:57.369
just hope, you know, it was him and I would look

00:34:57.369 --> 00:34:59.409
at him and his beady little eyes. And then he's

00:34:59.409 --> 00:35:01.010
like, fuck off, bitch. And you're like, oh, sorry.

00:35:01.429 --> 00:35:05.190
Wow, this podcast is becoming really skanky.

00:35:07.949 --> 00:35:10.389
You imagine having Alex Cooper as a mom? Yeah,

00:35:10.389 --> 00:35:17.369
she's a provider. But I'm just telling you. Hey,

00:35:17.510 --> 00:35:19.730
you know, Diddy may face another criminal trial.

00:35:19.889 --> 00:35:24.170
Whatever. Serena Williams, unretired from TATUS.

00:35:24.190 --> 00:35:32.219
Woo! Yay! Whatever. Hasan Piker and a douchebag

00:35:32.219 --> 00:35:34.559
from the Grand Turks, whatever it is, the Young

00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:38.679
Turks, got their visas revoked in the UK. Man,

00:35:38.699 --> 00:35:40.840
the Young Turk guy can even bring up some good

00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:44.880
points, but he's so unlikable. I don't really

00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:48.699
care what he says. Tory Lanez is requesting a

00:35:48.699 --> 00:35:55.079
restraining order against his prison guard. Sabrina

00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:57.880
Garber, they're also filed a restraining order

00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:06.489
against. Stalker. Cassie slams the man's claim

00:36:06.489 --> 00:36:11.389
that she drugged him with Diddy. Listen, Cassie

00:36:11.389 --> 00:36:15.730
may have been a victim. But she also was an enabler.

00:36:16.010 --> 00:36:21.019
She ain't no saint. Chud the Builder is begging

00:36:21.019 --> 00:36:22.960
for the court to allow his girlfriend to have

00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:27.679
his truck. You're a loser, dude. And that's what

00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:31.300
you'll always be. Your name is Chud. Yeah, Chud!

00:36:32.940 --> 00:36:39.659
Here's Charlie D 'Amelio's father. Say he's not

00:36:39.659 --> 00:36:44.559
taking money from the family. I can't wait till

00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.719
like 2030 when there's a documentary about this

00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:52.389
stupid family. It's going to be great. Here is

00:36:52.389 --> 00:36:56.030
the clip of Charlie, D 'Amelio's father, defending

00:36:56.030 --> 00:37:00.349
that he didn't take money from his family. And

00:37:00.349 --> 00:37:03.250
look, someone just wrote another family ruined

00:37:03.250 --> 00:37:06.489
by fame. We're not ruined. I feel more normal

00:37:06.489 --> 00:37:08.110
now than I ever did. I'm just not going to let

00:37:08.110 --> 00:37:13.809
people lie. So a website that said... He just

00:37:13.809 --> 00:37:17.309
seemed like a narcissistic Gen X fool with a

00:37:17.309 --> 00:37:23.469
hot ass daughter. We took money. I forgot. He

00:37:23.469 --> 00:37:26.250
said something along the lines of, we took money

00:37:26.250 --> 00:37:28.730
and put it offshore. I wouldn't even know how

00:37:28.730 --> 00:37:31.170
to do that. He does not seem like he would know

00:37:31.170 --> 00:37:32.949
how to do that, to be honest. I wouldn't even

00:37:32.949 --> 00:37:36.090
know. Come on, dude. We got our own money. We're

00:37:36.090 --> 00:37:40.030
fine. Going through this process was never about

00:37:40.030 --> 00:37:42.789
money. It was always just about having this crazy,

00:37:42.869 --> 00:37:45.070
awesome experience with my family. And that's

00:37:45.070 --> 00:37:48.309
it. The balance of being a dad when you're going

00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:49.710
through this, when your kids are making a lot

00:37:49.710 --> 00:37:53.190
of money, the hard part is you see opportunity

00:37:53.190 --> 00:37:55.889
that... I kind of believe that he didn't do it.

00:37:56.969 --> 00:38:05.610
Is he probably nice to people? No. Ten years

00:38:05.610 --> 00:38:08.869
ago, Meghan Markle was making fun of people for

00:38:08.869 --> 00:38:13.809
having obnoxious candles. And now she has obnoxious

00:38:13.809 --> 00:38:17.800
candles. Isn't that riveting news? It's annoying

00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:19.539
me. I have a pimple on my lip. Jesus Christ.

00:38:20.699 --> 00:38:26.400
Probably should have shaved sooner. Yeah, it

00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:28.780
sounded weird. Doesn't it always sound weird

00:38:28.780 --> 00:38:33.739
when I'm just rambling on this show? Lily Phillips

00:38:33.739 --> 00:38:37.219
admits that she doesn't sleep with a thousand

00:38:37.219 --> 00:38:41.489
men for financial claim. She would give up her

00:38:41.489 --> 00:38:44.590
$800 ,000 a month salary for minimum wage and

00:38:44.590 --> 00:38:47.190
still enjoy the art of sex. You make a lot of

00:38:47.190 --> 00:38:51.130
money. I make an OK amount. OK amount? You make

00:38:51.130 --> 00:38:55.349
$800 ,000 a month a month. I don't really have

00:38:55.349 --> 00:38:57.809
a say in my earnings. For me, it's not like I

00:38:57.809 --> 00:39:00.489
don't care about the money. I'm just trying to

00:39:00.489 --> 00:39:02.670
test. I was still making good money when I was

00:39:02.670 --> 00:39:14.650
doing it. She's a damaged woman. Like I said,

00:39:14.829 --> 00:39:19.710
she's like a hotter version of Carmen. What do

00:39:19.710 --> 00:39:25.889
we got here? Ah, here's Bobby Althoff. Who ditched

00:39:25.889 --> 00:39:29.170
her husband. Launched the office. Her husband

00:39:29.170 --> 00:39:32.769
helped her launch her career. And then she went

00:39:32.769 --> 00:39:36.800
out. And it started becoming, I'm Aubrey Plus

00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:41.099
as a podcaster. I'm so awkward. Shut up. We know

00:39:41.099 --> 00:39:44.099
it's an act. We've read the reports that you're

00:39:44.099 --> 00:39:47.639
kind of insufferable to be around. Shut up. And

00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:52.400
she says she experiences racism every day because

00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.920
she has a black boyfriend. I'm sure you do experience

00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:01.780
racism every day. I bet. But you also ditched

00:40:01.780 --> 00:40:04.449
your family. So you kind of brought it upon yourself.

00:40:04.849 --> 00:40:08.150
In general, here's the thing. There are some

00:40:08.150 --> 00:40:09.670
jokes that are funny and then there's some that

00:40:09.670 --> 00:40:12.690
are just like, that's not what part. The only

00:40:12.690 --> 00:40:15.429
people that were, that was funny to were racist

00:40:15.429 --> 00:40:17.929
people. That wasn't funny. I don't mean to hear

00:40:17.929 --> 00:40:23.889
from him. That attitude. She just does not seem

00:40:23.889 --> 00:40:28.150
like she's loyal. I would not trust her with

00:40:28.150 --> 00:40:31.510
anything. She's Bobby Althoff. She's probably

00:40:31.510 --> 00:40:37.329
being Drake. Here's what men should do when women

00:40:37.329 --> 00:40:40.190
pull away. What should men do when a woman starts

00:40:40.190 --> 00:40:44.230
pulling away? Let her go. Don't chase. If she's

00:40:44.230 --> 00:40:47.349
pulling away, even if it's a game, she's probably

00:40:47.349 --> 00:40:50.909
not right for you. I agree. All these games.

00:40:51.989 --> 00:40:54.230
I barely have time to play my Nintendo Switch.

00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:58.320
And if it's a genuine rejection and she's not

00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.480
interested in you, you're better off walking

00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:04.159
separate paths anyway. I agree with them. It's

00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:11.599
always hard. What else is going on in the room?

00:41:14.380 --> 00:41:18.500
Again, more news about Tory Lanez filing a restraining

00:41:18.500 --> 00:41:24.219
order. Lil Duval says he can't call himself a

00:41:24.219 --> 00:41:26.340
freak anymore since Diddy made the term gay.

00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:33.219
Lil Duval, you're annoying. Blah, blah, blah.

00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:38.519
You want to hear about how Lil Dirk's done? Lil

00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:40.480
Dirk's mom gives an update on how he's doing.

00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:44.039
conversation with what's going on with your son,

00:41:44.099 --> 00:41:47.800
little Dirk. He's a murderer. I know that's been

00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:52.159
very tough for you and the family. Yeah, it's

00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:57.639
like I lost another child. It hurts. Yeah, it's

00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:04.059
gotta suck. It hurts. It hurts. I'm like, I couldn't

00:42:04.059 --> 00:42:06.880
believe it. And I knew something because I kept

00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:09.239
calling his phone and I'm like, he don't answer.

00:42:10.570 --> 00:42:13.530
And then I'll call, like, his sisters and be

00:42:13.530 --> 00:42:15.909
like, have you heard, you know, heard from him?

00:42:16.030 --> 00:42:20.329
And they're like, no. I text him, but, you know.

00:42:21.570 --> 00:42:26.530
So, finally, I got the call. And I'm like, oh,

00:42:26.530 --> 00:42:30.949
my God. Who did you get the call from? From him.

00:42:31.210 --> 00:42:34.630
You fell to the mom. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, he was

00:42:34.630 --> 00:42:37.969
in Florida at the time? Yeah, at the time he

00:42:37.969 --> 00:42:41.099
was in Florida, yes. Okay. There you go. Maybe

00:42:41.099 --> 00:42:42.679
you don't put a hit on someone. You were living

00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:44.659
the life. Three years ago, you had the number

00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:49.699
one song. With a good old jiggle. But now you

00:42:49.699 --> 00:42:54.360
don't. What are you doing? All these rappers

00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:59.460
want to say Lyle to the hood. But it brings you

00:42:59.460 --> 00:43:03.739
down. You don't really end up going anywhere.

00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:11.199
It just kind of ruins your life. It just kind

00:43:11.199 --> 00:43:15.760
of ends up being the thing that just absolutely

00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:20.280
crushes your life. Hey, at least I proved OTF

00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:26.719
right. What are you doing? Moron. I liked little

00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:29.739
Derek when he first came out. I think he's an

00:43:29.739 --> 00:43:34.860
idiot. I hear someone I've spanked too. Being

00:43:34.860 --> 00:43:41.619
Violet Myers. She was on a stream. And she said

00:43:41.619 --> 00:43:43.139
that she wants him and his best friends at the

00:43:43.139 --> 00:43:44.880
same time. You can't be with someone that doesn't

00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:46.679
have a whole face. If you didn't have a whole

00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:48.800
face, I just thought maybe you could do. Unless

00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:50.659
you want to be in an open relationship, but then

00:43:50.659 --> 00:43:53.199
you'll... No, no, no, no. I ain't with the Sharon.

00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:55.800
So you don't do threesomes? I haven't done it.

00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.239
You've never had one? No. God, if Alan Myers

00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:00.900
would be such a good friend. With two guys or

00:44:00.900 --> 00:44:03.119
two girls? What the hell? Which one do you think?

00:44:04.539 --> 00:44:06.639
You know what? I've always wanted... No, no,

00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:10.510
no. Go back. Two best friends. Huh? Because,

00:44:10.530 --> 00:44:15.130
like, you can run a s*** on me. Violet, listen.

00:44:15.409 --> 00:44:16.769
You know what I'm saying? You clip -form it,

00:44:16.809 --> 00:44:18.449
but if you not, we will cut this camera off.

00:44:19.130 --> 00:44:21.429
I don't think there's such thing as a s*** addiction.

00:44:21.829 --> 00:44:24.010
Come on, how are you addicted to beating your

00:44:24.010 --> 00:44:25.809
s*** to someone else? Like, that doesn't make

00:44:25.809 --> 00:44:29.099
sense. That's how you make your money. No, but

00:44:29.099 --> 00:44:31.940
I just can't fathom that idea. But it's definitely

00:44:31.940 --> 00:44:34.420
real, though. I know it is real, but it's just...

00:44:34.420 --> 00:44:36.360
You just can't believe it. It's just like, how?

00:44:36.780 --> 00:44:38.920
I'm addicted to going to the gym. Like, I'm addicted

00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:42.000
to just the feeling of being sore. You like being

00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:58.440
sore? Copy Hour. Copy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com

00:44:58.440 --> 00:45:00.800
Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:03.880
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:45:04.179 --> 00:45:09.780
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:45:11.059 --> 00:45:14.500
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:45:14.500 --> 00:45:16.800
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:19.579
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:45:19.579 --> 00:45:22.000
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:27.699
What? What? I'm such a sex snobby, because I

00:45:27.699 --> 00:45:29.940
feed them thousands I knew that they ain't mine,

00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:32.880
but I'm only being honest You can't pay me in

00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:35.739
cash, now I'm only seeing comments I swear I

00:45:35.739 --> 00:45:38.820
got on sex, feel boxy straight now I'm tryna

00:45:38.820 --> 00:46:13.570
milk the game as if the game was a cow I'm a

00:46:13.570 --> 00:46:18.329
beast, I'm a dog Bitch, I'm a beast, hoe, I'm

00:46:18.329 --> 00:46:21.559
a dog Yeah, you know that I'm a beast, I'm a

00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:26.039
dog I'm a beast, oh, I'm a dog, you know that

00:46:26.039 --> 00:46:29.280
Never entertain the suckers with the hate and

00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:32.820
business I'm on the app, playing table tennis

00:46:32.820 --> 00:46:38.840
Kiss the clinic, women sinning Adultery, compels

00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:42.119
the police I'm an arsonist on the beat, I blaze

00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:44.679
fire The door closed to the boot, I feel like

00:46:44.679 --> 00:47:33.719
a page lion Cause see that I'm just admin I got

00:47:33.719 --> 00:47:35.659
a pigeon on my back, and I got the scissors on

00:47:35.659 --> 00:47:39.179
my back Vision on my back, someone run up for

00:47:39.179 --> 00:47:41.699
me, I got precision with that gat I don't rest

00:47:41.699 --> 00:47:44.880
at the town, all I got to do is tap Then I hit

00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:48.019
my target, like a fuckin' dart match My address

00:47:48.019 --> 00:47:51.619
is cloud nine, seein' you still fine We be on

00:47:51.619 --> 00:47:54.400
the grind, I'm bout my Frankenstein You know

00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:57.159
me, yeah, from my Lincoln's to my Franklin See,

00:47:57.260 --> 00:47:59.619
I made that money stretch, it couldn't nick like

00:47:59.619 --> 00:48:02.019
an inkling Keep them bitches rollin' in and out

00:48:02.019 --> 00:48:04.780
my house Like a basement And I don't even speak

00:48:04.780 --> 00:48:09.699
that language And if the bitch ball clean get

00:48:09.699 --> 00:48:49.260
angry Then my niggas turn around You might be

00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:52.360
wondering why I went and played a song after

00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:57.559
the Violet Myers clip. I got a funny story for

00:48:57.559 --> 00:49:00.460
you. So I'm recording at work. I remember there

00:49:00.460 --> 00:49:02.780
was a female coworker. It was a very nice girl.

00:49:03.860 --> 00:49:06.659
And I work with her. I'm not going to even say

00:49:06.659 --> 00:49:09.820
the name. And I'm talking about Violet Myers

00:49:09.820 --> 00:49:16.780
wanting to take on two guys. And then she walks

00:49:16.780 --> 00:49:19.400
in. she's like happy I want to watch you do your

00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:22.219
podcast because a lot of times people will bust

00:49:22.219 --> 00:49:25.119
in and like they because I'm listening to something

00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:27.440
because I'm like when I'm playing okay so like

00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:29.420
if you listen to Kelta he's talking the whole

00:49:29.420 --> 00:49:31.579
time so there's really never any dead air because

00:49:31.579 --> 00:49:34.219
they don't really play any sound clips I'm trying

00:49:34.219 --> 00:49:37.000
to describe this but with shows like me or MJ

00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:40.679
we're more audio based So like there's moments

00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:42.599
where you can go a minute without talking. So

00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:44.300
people don't think you're on air and I don't

00:49:44.300 --> 00:49:46.400
have an on air light here. So she just busted

00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:50.559
as I'm playing the Violet Myers clip. And she's

00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:52.019
like, what are you talking about? And I was like,

00:49:52.099 --> 00:49:54.519
uh, I'm like that. And I told her, I was like,

00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:59.179
yeah, I don't really want to go to HR. I'm talking

00:49:59.179 --> 00:50:00.920
about her taking on two guys at once with my

00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:07.670
coworker. I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, 25 -year

00:50:07.670 --> 00:50:10.289
-old me would have not read the room, you know.

00:50:11.130 --> 00:50:13.250
Also, I realize I'm shy. Having another person

00:50:13.250 --> 00:50:16.090
in the room, I just didn't, I just, I needed

00:50:16.090 --> 00:50:18.409
a break anyway. I love my friend, but I just

00:50:18.409 --> 00:50:21.389
did not need her to see that side of me. It's

00:50:21.389 --> 00:50:24.789
kind of like my aunt. She said she's never listened

00:50:24.789 --> 00:50:27.530
to anything I've done in radio because she wants

00:50:27.530 --> 00:50:34.800
to remember me as her nephew. I get it. Lex P

00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:37.000
talked about Gayle King going on the Call Her

00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:39.599
Daddy podcast and said that her saying leave

00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.119
it be was spoken like a true lesbian. Just nastiness

00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:45.099
all over the world today. Why you got to say

00:50:45.099 --> 00:50:47.440
nasty shit, Ray? Because I'm a nasty motherfucker.

00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.619
I don't know what that clip was, but this is

00:50:50.619 --> 00:50:56.380
what happens during happy hour. It's the blessing

00:50:56.380 --> 00:50:59.460
and the curse that I learn everything with my

00:50:59.460 --> 00:51:01.920
audience for the first time. It'll lead to a

00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:05.500
genuine moment. Oh, we're all laughing and dancing,

00:51:05.500 --> 00:51:07.940
romancing. But then there's moments where the

00:51:07.940 --> 00:51:11.760
bit completely fails right in your face. Oh,

00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:15.320
it does. And that was an example of that. We

00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:18.280
got some clips coming up of Adam 22 and his wife.

00:51:18.280 --> 00:51:21.480
We know he does not make her happy. But you can

00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:26.039
always call the show at 856. A 49 hobby. That's

00:51:26.039 --> 00:51:30.019
856 -494 -6773. Let's get to Adam 22 right now.

00:51:30.940 --> 00:51:34.039
Where is he at? He's right here. Here's Lena

00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:37.739
pressing Adam 22 while talking to Vlad, for once

00:51:37.739 --> 00:51:39.380
saying that he's going to cheat on her if she

00:51:39.380 --> 00:51:41.460
wakes up one morning and does not want to have

00:51:41.460 --> 00:51:46.059
threesomes anymore. I asked him a question when

00:51:46.059 --> 00:51:49.059
I was a guest, and I said, what if Lena looks

00:51:49.059 --> 00:51:50.980
at you one morning and said, I thought it was

00:51:50.980 --> 00:51:54.880
Lena. I'm done with threesomes. you're basically

00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:57.880
like oh we've had this conversation before yeah

00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:01.059
she's definitely clued me into having a little

00:52:01.059 --> 00:52:03.860
bit of insecurity about that that she feels like

00:52:03.860 --> 00:52:06.099
once the thing if that wasn't a thing anymore

00:52:06.099 --> 00:52:08.079
then I might just get bored and start cheating

00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:10.599
or Because you kind of told me that you would

00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:14.340
like a long time ago. Yeah, he's a scumbag. Really?

00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:18.480
I was probably just talking shit. But no. That's

00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:20.480
what you do for a living. You tell the truth.

00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:22.860
That's your whole thing is your platforms. I'm

00:52:22.860 --> 00:52:27.360
the man. Shut up. I'll be real like. I'm going

00:52:27.360 --> 00:52:31.179
to find the receipt. All these hundreds of girls

00:52:31.179 --> 00:52:33.920
together and she's still. Man, they're walking

00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:41.750
STDs. Lena the plug and Adam 22 say they let

00:52:41.750 --> 00:52:45.349
her friend Emily have sex with her husband. With

00:52:45.349 --> 00:52:47.389
Lena saying it was Adam's idea and they regret

00:52:47.389 --> 00:52:49.769
not filming it. You let your friend Emily have

00:52:49.769 --> 00:52:53.949
sex with Adam? Yeah, we was like. What I don't

00:52:53.949 --> 00:52:57.989
get is he's okay. He's already having sex with

00:52:57.989 --> 00:53:00.789
like, I don't know. Every girl that they do the

00:53:00.789 --> 00:53:04.969
plug talk interviews with. So do they not count

00:53:04.969 --> 00:53:07.780
that as sex even if it's a threesome? But if

00:53:07.780 --> 00:53:09.719
it's like one -on -one, it's very strange because

00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:14.360
it's all sex. Sort of turn the cameras on. We

00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:16.420
talked about what we were going to do. And then

00:53:16.420 --> 00:53:18.800
we turned the cameras off and we had sex. And

00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:21.019
then we turned the cameras back. All right. I'm

00:53:21.019 --> 00:53:25.599
getting bored with them. They're stupid. Alex

00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:29.099
Cooper explains why women are stressed and intimacy

00:53:29.099 --> 00:53:31.460
are the last things on their mind. To me, it's

00:53:31.460 --> 00:53:36.320
one of the biggest problems with women. There's

00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:41.260
a disconnect on how horny men are. Someone, one

00:53:41.260 --> 00:53:44.440
of my exes told me that I would want to have

00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:49.960
sex on my deathbed. I want to go to pound town.

00:53:51.949 --> 00:53:55.070
Women can go like seven years. You absolutely

00:53:55.070 --> 00:53:56.650
shouldn't be. And I think especially as women,

00:53:56.690 --> 00:53:59.349
I relate to like, I think when we are stressed

00:53:59.349 --> 00:54:01.730
or we're going through something traumatic, the

00:54:01.730 --> 00:54:05.369
actual last thing that we can think about is

00:54:05.369 --> 00:54:10.429
sex. I'm getting sick of the car daddy clips.

00:54:12.530 --> 00:54:22.380
All she does is a blah, a blah, a blah. Here's

00:54:22.380 --> 00:54:25.139
a woman saying why divorce sucks. It's a hot

00:54:25.139 --> 00:54:27.179
ass girl doing a selfie video in a car. That's

00:54:27.179 --> 00:54:31.599
the new thing. Thanks to Alex Earl. I'm literally

00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:33.519
sitting outside of my church right now crying

00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:36.059
because God ain't going to fix your problems,

00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:39.460
honey. I don't want to go in because this is

00:54:39.460 --> 00:54:42.599
so sad, but I'm whatever. Because when you go

00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:44.500
through divorce, you have to do everything alone,

00:54:44.659 --> 00:54:48.599
like all the time. That's how divorce works.

00:54:49.099 --> 00:54:54.000
That's why they suck. You know, it's unfortunate.

00:54:56.380 --> 00:54:59.119
Mia Malkova reveals that she entered the adult

00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:02.179
industry through a best friend who initially

00:55:02.179 --> 00:55:07.320
thought, who, oh God, I cannot talk, who initially

00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:10.500
had been involved in it secretly before introducing

00:55:10.500 --> 00:55:13.980
her to it. Jesus Christ. Right here. I hate to

00:55:13.980 --> 00:55:17.780
be cliche, but how did you get into it? So my

00:55:17.780 --> 00:55:20.579
best friend, who I've known forever, literally

00:55:20.579 --> 00:55:22.960
since the second grade. It's so crazy how I've

00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:25.940
spanked her. Started doing it secretly. Yeah.

00:55:26.039 --> 00:55:29.380
And she let me know about her little secret.

00:55:29.460 --> 00:55:31.559
And I was always a lot more promiscuous out of

00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:35.539
the two of us. Oh, yeah. So I just really liked

00:55:35.539 --> 00:55:40.239
the idea of getting paid to get laid. Put that

00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:44.119
on a bumper sticker. All right. I'm still podcasting.

00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:47.820
I don't know. Maybe I'll stop. All these podcasters

00:55:47.820 --> 00:55:56.480
are so boring. Jesus Christ. God, I remember.

00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:58.659
I don't want to sound like Eric Stern. Remember

00:55:58.659 --> 00:56:01.860
when you got into radio, it was like, whoa. I

00:56:01.860 --> 00:56:03.739
have a leg up on other people. Not anybody can

00:56:03.739 --> 00:56:07.880
have a mic. That guy wouldn't bring in any ratings.

00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:10.340
But I also don't want to sound like a boomer.

00:56:14.099 --> 00:56:18.460
Today on TMZ. Well, listen up, Taylor Swift.

00:56:18.679 --> 00:56:21.860
Scooter Braun says he doesn't understand why

00:56:21.860 --> 00:56:24.239
you're so pissed off because he barely knows

00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:27.099
you. I bet he screwed her over and women never

00:56:27.099 --> 00:56:30.300
take accountability when it comes to being Swifties.

00:56:30.539 --> 00:56:33.940
Mm -hmm. I think I've met her in my life three

00:56:33.940 --> 00:56:36.019
times. They will never truly understand that

00:56:36.019 --> 00:56:38.659
situation. Why does she hate Scooter Braun? Just

00:56:38.659 --> 00:56:41.539
why Justin Bieber hates him. Here comes all the

00:56:41.539 --> 00:56:46.639
cackling women at the fandom. Just why Demi Lovato

00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:49.039
hates him. But so what? A lot of people turned

00:56:49.039 --> 00:56:51.340
on him. So what? A lot of people turned on Obama.

00:56:51.659 --> 00:56:53.719
But that doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Why are

00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:58.500
you dragging Obama into this? Hodges! The Great

00:56:58.500 --> 00:57:01.440
American State Fair being put on by President

00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:03.599
Trump's nonprofit. The acts are dropping like

00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:05.940
flies, and now we lost Bret Michaels. Bret said,

00:57:06.219 --> 00:57:08.139
I was led to believe it was nonpartisan. It's

00:57:08.139 --> 00:57:10.599
certainly not. I guess Freedom 250 did not present

00:57:10.599 --> 00:57:12.179
this as President Trump's concert. And then it

00:57:12.179 --> 00:57:13.719
comes out, oh, this is Trump's thing. And they're

00:57:13.719 --> 00:57:15.460
like, this is not what I was told. What's funny

00:57:15.460 --> 00:57:17.340
is that Milli Vanilli was part of this concert.

00:57:17.539 --> 00:57:24.039
And Milli Vanilli was deceived. Meg Thee Stallion

00:57:24.039 --> 00:57:27.260
is showing her revenge body after she and Clay...

00:57:27.260 --> 00:57:29.880
Oh, whatever, honey. You're only wearing another

00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:33.440
frickin' wig! Thompson broke up. You know who

00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:34.780
doesn't care about this? Clay Thompson. Clay

00:57:34.780 --> 00:57:36.860
Thompson. You don't think so? Once you've done

00:57:36.860 --> 00:57:41.380
it, you've done it. Oh, yeah. Here's what we're

00:57:41.380 --> 00:57:44.059
gonna do. We are gonna change the term from revenge

00:57:44.059 --> 00:57:53.170
body to bitter body. Okay! We got Earl Thompson,

00:57:53.349 --> 00:57:56.590
star on Bravo's Love Hotel. Do you see yourself

00:57:56.590 --> 00:57:59.690
doing reality TV again for love? There are so

00:57:59.690 --> 00:58:01.570
many of these shows. But they're all so good.

00:58:01.590 --> 00:58:03.989
They're all so good. You know the show they haven't

00:58:03.989 --> 00:58:06.489
done they should do? What? Get people who are.

00:58:06.530 --> 00:58:09.409
All right. I have that saying. If you've listened,

00:58:09.550 --> 00:58:13.769
you know long enough. I did a talk in here. Tom

00:58:13.769 --> 00:58:16.909
Holland is crediting Zendaya with helping inspire

00:58:16.909 --> 00:58:21.829
his latest project. Oh, good. He is so wishy

00:58:21.829 --> 00:58:25.610
-washy. He irritates me. Heather McComb is celebrating

00:58:25.610 --> 00:58:29.250
her party of two. The party of five alarm and

00:58:29.250 --> 00:58:32.250
Scott Michael Campbell tied the knot after three

00:58:32.250 --> 00:58:35.010
years together, announcing the marriage on Instagram.

00:58:35.389 --> 00:58:39.590
All right, so James Van Der Beek's ex, you know,

00:58:39.710 --> 00:58:44.070
is not married. Kurt Russell says leaving Hollywood

00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:46.570
for ranch life 40 years ago wasn't about getting

00:58:46.570 --> 00:58:49.230
away. It was about living life on his own terms.

00:58:49.570 --> 00:58:51.889
The Avengers Endgame star opening up to people

00:58:51.889 --> 00:58:54.469
in an interview published May 30th about leaving

00:58:54.469 --> 00:58:56.969
Los Angeles for Colorado, where he and partner

00:58:56.969 --> 00:58:59.929
of 40 years, Goldie Hawn, own a log cabin lodge.

00:59:00.190 --> 00:59:02.389
Russell telling the mag that Colorado allows

00:59:02.389 --> 00:59:04.630
him to do the things that I want to do on a daily

00:59:04.630 --> 00:59:10.550
basis. Be anonymous is what that means. Jimmy

00:59:10.550 --> 00:59:13.829
Kimmel may be saying goodbye to late night. No,

00:59:13.869 --> 00:59:19.369
don't leave. Man, you can't leave soon enough.

00:59:19.510 --> 00:59:22.309
You don't shut up. The Jimmy Kimmel live host

00:59:22.309 --> 00:59:24.750
revealed he's been thinking about wrapping up

00:59:24.750 --> 00:59:27.849
his late night talk show. Bye. See you later,

00:59:27.889 --> 00:59:31.269
alligator. For years now, an interview with Vulture

00:59:31.269 --> 00:59:34.550
published on June 1st, the host said, six years

00:59:34.550 --> 00:59:37.150
ago, I told them I thought I was done when Joe

00:59:37.150 --> 00:59:39.710
Biden was president. That's the problem is he's

00:59:39.710 --> 00:59:41.610
grading it off of who's president. It should

00:59:41.610 --> 00:59:43.909
be off of what's funny, not political. That's

00:59:43.909 --> 00:59:46.750
what ruined Kimmel is. I know it's a douchey

00:59:46.750 --> 00:59:48.829
term, but he's got Trump derangement syndrome.

00:59:48.929 --> 00:59:53.989
It's all he talks about. Shut up. He also shared

00:59:53.989 --> 00:59:56.769
that CBS's cancellation of The Late Show hosted

00:59:56.769 --> 00:59:59.730
by Stephen Colbert made him feel unsure about

00:59:59.730 --> 01:00:02.610
his own late night future. Ah, that makes sense.

01:00:02.849 --> 01:00:05.860
Because you're an idiot! Adding, I feel a little

01:00:05.860 --> 01:00:08.920
bit defeated by it in a lot of ways. I feel like

01:00:08.920 --> 01:00:11.239
I'm looking at my own future. One of the things

01:00:11.239 --> 01:00:13.619
we talked about. Man, hopefully that does happen.

01:00:13.739 --> 01:00:16.039
I'm so sick of you. You're just a baby. You think

01:00:16.039 --> 01:00:18.579
you're better than people. You're annoying. When

01:00:18.579 --> 01:00:21.179
I first got suspended was that I can't do this

01:00:21.179 --> 01:00:24.119
show if I'm going to be micromanaged. The comments

01:00:24.119 --> 01:00:26.920
come after Jimmy was temporarily suspended last

01:00:26.920 --> 01:00:30.760
September. Whatever. That was stupid too. We're

01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:34.500
all going to die. None of this matters. Harrison

01:00:34.500 --> 01:00:37.280
Ford is revealing his wildest fan encounter.

01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:39.699
During a roundtable interview with The Hollywood

01:00:39.699 --> 01:00:42.760
Reporter, The Witness star shares the most NSFW

01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:45.820
confession he's gotten from a fan while out in

01:00:45.820 --> 01:00:48.739
public. Recalling that a woman once, quote, loudly

01:00:48.739 --> 01:00:51.380
announced at an airport that, quote, my mother

01:00:51.380 --> 01:00:53.860
wants to sleep with you. And poking fun at the

01:00:53.860 --> 01:00:56.500
experience, Glenn Powell, who was also in the

01:00:56.500 --> 01:00:58.920
interview, jokes, I didn't mean it, by the way.

01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:01.980
It was the first time I was meeting you. Whatever,

01:01:02.039 --> 01:01:09.480
man. Ring stop! George Floyd's family is praising,

01:01:09.780 --> 01:01:11.760
or is not praising, the opposite of praising,

01:01:11.920 --> 01:01:14.719
is blasting the Derek Chauvin tribute he got,

01:01:14.780 --> 01:01:18.619
man. If you like Derek Chauvin, I do not want

01:01:18.619 --> 01:01:20.400
you to listen to this show. You're an idiot!

01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:26.920
Yes, I know that George Floyd has fentanyl in

01:01:26.920 --> 01:01:29.659
his body. It's great. You don't lay on someone's

01:01:29.659 --> 01:01:32.929
friggin' neck for seven minutes. Friggin' idiots.

01:01:57.579 --> 01:02:00.000
Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal demolition

01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.519
Exposing fake lives, media's worst addiction

01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:05.800
Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on snooze Clickbait

01:02:05.800 --> 01:02:08.400
queens, welcome to Kardashian News Kardashian

01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:11.159
News Where the truth gets aired, Hoppy breaking

01:02:11.159 --> 01:02:13.500
down the hype, y 'all beware Fake smells, fake

01:02:13.500 --> 01:02:16.239
lies, fake lives, fake drama, they choose No

01:02:16.239 --> 01:02:19.079
talent required, it's Kardashian News Kardashian

01:02:19.079 --> 01:02:21.880
News Where the truth gets aired, Hoppy breaking

01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:29.519
down the hype, y 'all beware Fake smells All

01:02:29.519 --> 01:02:36.460
right. We got the latest with the Kardashians.

01:02:36.820 --> 01:02:41.460
Are you running? Because you know what? I was

01:02:41.460 --> 01:02:50.320
a porn running. This is going to change your

01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:53.519
life. This news. Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton

01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:57.739
are going strong. On Monday, June 1st, the reality

01:02:57.739 --> 01:02:59.880
star shared pictures to Instagram and included

01:02:59.880 --> 01:03:02.139
sweet selfies of the couple bike riding in New

01:03:02.139 --> 01:03:04.159
York City on the West Side Highway. All right,

01:03:04.179 --> 01:03:06.860
so they're officially dating. Just another yard

01:03:06.860 --> 01:03:26.980
after the body count. It's your turn now. First

01:03:26.980 --> 01:03:29.739
of all, rest in peace to Rick Edelman. One of

01:03:29.739 --> 01:03:37.679
the best coaches ever! MJ to Kobe, legends in

01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:40.760
the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.

01:03:41.239 --> 01:03:44.099
Hoppy's skills at T ain't playing tame. Behind

01:03:44.099 --> 01:03:47.199
the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves,

01:03:47.280 --> 01:03:50.119
man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,

01:03:50.179 --> 01:03:53.599
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:03:54.340 --> 01:03:58.400
Hoppy, I got that shock and awe. Yo! Hoppy Hot

01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:04.579
Topic! Page is set. This is bigger than a shoe

01:04:04.579 --> 01:04:07.599
deal. Bigger than the Signature Series. Got it!

01:04:08.099 --> 01:04:13.260
This is a partnership of a lifetime. So Stephen

01:04:13.260 --> 01:04:18.500
Curry just got a new shoe deal. Let's see what

01:04:18.500 --> 01:04:22.519
we got here. Scottie Pippen's son revealed that

01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:25.340
kids used to play Future's music at school because

01:04:25.340 --> 01:04:33.420
Scottie Pippen's ex -wife banged Future. So Scottie

01:04:33.420 --> 01:04:35.360
Pippen Jr., poor guy, had to be bullied over

01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:38.340
his mom being a thot. It's going to suck. Pun

01:04:38.340 --> 01:04:42.159
intended. Damian Lillard's ex -wife, Kayla, fires

01:04:42.159 --> 01:04:45.099
off subpoena to his alleged baby mama. Sounds

01:04:45.099 --> 01:04:48.440
like things are really going well now. Here is

01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:50.820
Neon talking to Andre Drummond about the NBA

01:04:50.820 --> 01:04:52.920
playoffs and seems to have no idea about it.

01:04:53.059 --> 01:04:55.420
Everybody and their mothers watching the world.

01:04:55.460 --> 01:04:57.219
I think this is going to be the most viewed NBA

01:04:57.219 --> 01:04:58.960
finals of all time. Yeah, I think it's going

01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:01.360
to be a special one. I mean, bro, La Mignana

01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:03.159
versus the Knicks. The Knicks, already a crazy

01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:05.679
audience. Man, I hated that series. Which one?

01:05:05.940 --> 01:05:09.079
Playing them. The Knicks? Yes. Why? What the

01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:11.780
f***? Good research. Why would you hate playing

01:05:11.780 --> 01:05:15.000
the team that beat you, moron? What an idiot.

01:05:15.179 --> 01:05:18.679
Yes. Why? When we played them. It was just...

01:05:18.679 --> 01:05:23.260
Wow, he's an idiot. I was an idiot at that age

01:05:23.260 --> 01:05:28.510
too, so I ain't hating. Here is Coach Mike Brown

01:05:28.510 --> 01:05:30.329
of the Knicks talking about how they're going

01:05:30.329 --> 01:05:42.530
to handle Wemby. You just hope a guy like that,

01:05:42.610 --> 01:05:45.369
you can find ways to make him work. That's probably

01:05:45.369 --> 01:05:49.289
not going to happen. I saw this headline here.

01:05:51.349 --> 01:05:56.909
I love when Deuce begs. who are known to take

01:05:56.909 --> 01:06:01.550
it out on other people, use God as their little

01:06:01.550 --> 01:06:06.769
frickin' grift. Rich Paul says that LeBron lost

01:06:06.769 --> 01:06:09.710
in 2011 to the Dallas Mavericks, the first year

01:06:09.710 --> 01:06:13.710
of the Miami Heat, because of God. Not because

01:06:13.710 --> 01:06:15.869
LeBron passed up the ball and Chris Bosh couldn't

01:06:15.869 --> 01:06:19.289
hit a clutch shot and J .J. Barea beat up LeBron

01:06:19.289 --> 01:06:22.719
in the paint. And that Jason Kidd really wanted

01:06:22.719 --> 01:06:25.780
a ring. And Sean Manning and Derek Nowitzki were

01:06:25.780 --> 01:06:28.340
legendary. No, no, no. It's because of God. Shut

01:06:28.340 --> 01:06:33.739
up. But I remember when they lost in 2011, we

01:06:33.739 --> 01:06:38.320
went to the Bahamas and we were, D -Way and LeBron

01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:39.679
and I were talking. We were just talking. Yeah,

01:06:39.699 --> 01:06:41.880
we were like, let me just listen. J .J. Barrett.

01:06:42.119 --> 01:06:44.849
I'll cut that. how, how they lost, so on and

01:06:44.849 --> 01:06:46.630
so forth. I've had a very hard adult life, I've

01:06:46.630 --> 01:06:51.190
noticed. And we were sitting there talking and

01:06:51.190 --> 01:06:54.869
I was just explaining to both of them, I'm like,

01:06:54.969 --> 01:06:58.369
I don't know why we even having this conversation.

01:06:58.769 --> 01:07:01.289
You actually thought that God was going to allow

01:07:01.289 --> 01:07:05.449
you to win? Oh my God. Out of all the things

01:07:05.449 --> 01:07:08.929
happening in the world. Like sex trafficking.

01:07:10.519 --> 01:07:12.420
And, you know, the horrible things that go around

01:07:12.420 --> 01:07:15.119
and around the world. God totally cares about

01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:18.860
the 2011 Miami Heat. In that space that you were

01:07:18.860 --> 01:07:22.619
in. Shut up. Pretending to be the villain. You

01:07:22.619 --> 01:07:24.579
guys aren't villains. You guys are. You guys

01:07:24.579 --> 01:07:26.440
are. They're not villains, but they're not good

01:07:26.440 --> 01:07:29.400
guys. Because they totally never shit on their

01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:33.659
wives. They're angels. They don't have any snobodies.

01:07:34.019 --> 01:07:37.099
Great, great people. I know both of you. Heart's

01:07:37.099 --> 01:07:39.420
biggest goal. I know. Totally. That's why they

01:07:39.420 --> 01:07:43.659
don't tip. And I was like, he's not going to

01:07:43.659 --> 01:07:45.840
do that. I hear you. He's not going to do that.

01:07:46.179 --> 01:07:49.699
He's not real, dude. It's okay to believe in

01:07:49.699 --> 01:07:52.300
God if you go to church or whatever. But if you're

01:07:52.300 --> 01:07:55.780
using that as a crutch to, you know, I don't

01:07:55.780 --> 01:07:59.440
know, be like, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's stupid.

01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:04.260
You come off ignorant. It's moronic. There's,

01:08:04.260 --> 01:08:13.619
I know, I'll point to it. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.

01:08:14.940 --> 01:08:18.600
We got 100 days exactly until the NFL. Oops,

01:08:18.699 --> 01:08:20.399
I did not mean to do that. This is how my show's

01:08:20.399 --> 01:08:24.220
not perfect. Mm -hmm. I fixed that. I got 100

01:08:24.220 --> 01:08:27.939
days until the NFL comes back and Odell Beckham

01:08:27.939 --> 01:08:33.619
Jr. is returning to the Giants. Mm -hmm. But

01:08:33.619 --> 01:08:38.909
this is the big deal. The Cleveland Browns traded

01:08:38.909 --> 01:08:42.909
two -time defensive player of the year, Miles

01:08:42.909 --> 01:08:47.989
Garrett to L .A. Oh, yeah! With Sean McVay as

01:08:47.989 --> 01:08:51.489
a coach. That's going to be a good time. He's

01:08:51.489 --> 01:08:53.329
going to make a lot less money because of taxes.

01:08:53.550 --> 01:08:57.470
Mm -hmm. But now he can actually play for, you

01:08:57.470 --> 01:09:00.470
know, a Super Bowl. He was, I'm never going to

01:09:00.470 --> 01:09:08.260
get that in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -OP.

01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:28.010
856 -494 -6773. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Here's Madison

01:09:28.010 --> 01:09:30.710
Beer saying that Justin Herbert helped her get

01:09:30.710 --> 01:09:34.090
over the fear of flying. Right. No, I definitely

01:09:34.090 --> 01:09:37.569
freaked out a lot over flying. I feel like, weirdly,

01:09:37.829 --> 01:09:40.489
being with Justin has helped me getting over

01:09:40.489 --> 01:09:44.449
my flying. Well, because he's amazing. Oh, yeah.

01:09:44.789 --> 01:09:47.189
Hopefully he never cheats. But also because his

01:09:47.189 --> 01:09:53.109
team flies so much. And loses a lot when it matters.

01:09:53.369 --> 01:09:59.890
He's never scared. All right, there you go. Here's

01:09:59.890 --> 01:10:02.069
AJ Brown talking about what it's like to have

01:10:02.069 --> 01:10:26.770
a lot of money. Right. And he's going to a whole

01:10:26.770 --> 01:10:28.989
nother level because of what porn does to your

01:10:28.989 --> 01:10:31.350
brain. It desensitizes your brain. You know what?

01:10:31.609 --> 01:10:33.789
I watched the last night. It made me feel pretty

01:10:33.789 --> 01:10:37.510
good. So I don't like that. Alex Earl is signing

01:10:37.510 --> 01:10:39.750
with the Giants. And then let's see what Russell

01:10:39.750 --> 01:10:42.609
Wilson's doing. Russell Wilson is changing it

01:10:42.609 --> 01:10:46.369
up for his next big play. ESPN and the NFL report

01:10:46.369 --> 01:10:49.729
that the NFL quarterback will join CBS Sports

01:10:49.729 --> 01:10:55.670
as an analyst. Oh, yeah. That sounds absolutely

01:10:55.670 --> 01:10:58.170
riveting, doesn't it? Isn't your life better

01:10:58.170 --> 01:11:01.189
off knowing it? I got to go piss, so I'll be

01:11:01.189 --> 01:11:05.729
right back. Hang on. Mm -hmm. Poppy Hour. Poppy

01:11:05.729 --> 01:11:18.810
Hour. It's time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:11:18.810 --> 01:11:21.510
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:11:21.510 --> 01:11:24.899
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going, outside

01:11:24.899 --> 01:11:30.479
um we all i smell is poop and we'll call it a

01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:35.199
day the semen was so big as a reminder if you

01:11:35.199 --> 01:11:37.600
don't feel like listening to this next song you

01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:40.060
can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour

01:11:40.060 --> 01:11:42.539
takes pride in his selection so stick around

01:11:42.539 --> 01:11:48.619
folks kane is in the building oh Go on, do it

01:11:48.619 --> 01:11:50.859
back and bust it open like you're close to Go

01:11:50.859 --> 01:11:53.439
on, do it back and bust it open like you're close

01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:56.140
to Go on, do it back and bust it open like you're

01:11:56.140 --> 01:11:58.939
close to Go on, do it back and bust it open like

01:11:58.939 --> 01:12:01.319
you're close to I would fuck with all of y 'all,

01:12:01.380 --> 01:12:03.680
all of y 'all are beautiful I would fuck with

01:12:03.680 --> 01:12:05.899
all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful I

01:12:05.899 --> 01:12:08.020
would fuck with all of y 'all, all of y 'all

01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:10.319
are beautiful I ain't you, come on, so you can

01:12:10.319 --> 01:12:13.180
never say I'm too bad Go on, do it back and bust

01:12:13.180 --> 01:12:15.840
it open like you're close to Go on, do it back

01:12:15.840 --> 01:12:18.310
and bust it open like you're close to I don't

01:12:18.310 --> 01:12:21.270
do it like a pussy, no, I'm not your boss I don't

01:12:21.270 --> 01:12:23.970
do it like a pussy, no, I'm not your boss Don't

01:12:23.970 --> 01:12:26.050
get back to the money, don't get back to the

01:12:26.050 --> 01:12:28.569
money Don't get back to the money, don't get

01:12:28.569 --> 01:12:31.350
back to the Wait, take a pussy break, take a

01:12:31.350 --> 01:12:34.130
pussy break I don't take a pussy break, take

01:12:34.130 --> 01:12:37.970
a pussy break Yeah, I'm little too, and I'm up

01:12:37.970 --> 01:12:41.029
first I spill that pussy, then I give a tongue

01:12:41.029 --> 01:12:44.390
word That way she come first, second and third

01:12:44.390 --> 01:12:50.729
And my wooden woodpecker get the on a handstand.

01:12:50.810 --> 01:12:53.430
You see the crack of her ass cause her pants

01:12:53.430 --> 01:12:56.390
sag. I think that's really sexy. I like that

01:12:56.390 --> 01:12:59.390
in ya. Let me smoke a blunt and a knife back

01:12:59.390 --> 01:13:04.229
in ya. Yeah, put that knife back in ya. Take

01:13:04.229 --> 01:13:09.489
it out then I up in the room. I'm nasty. Stop

01:13:09.489 --> 01:13:12.829
running and just back it. I don't do it back

01:13:12.829 --> 01:13:15.289
and bust it open like you're close to. I don't

01:13:15.289 --> 01:13:17.430
do it back and bust it open like you're close

01:13:17.430 --> 01:13:25.369
to. I don't do it I will fuck with all of y 'all,

01:13:25.369 --> 01:13:27.670
all of y 'all are beautiful. I will fuck with

01:13:27.670 --> 01:13:30.510
all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful. Ooh,

01:13:30.569 --> 01:13:34.090
she had a shot, come through it. And I love it

01:13:34.090 --> 01:13:39.250
every time she shoot it. Bang, bang, bang. She's

01:13:39.250 --> 01:13:41.369
in love with pisses, man. She got a tongue ring

01:13:41.369 --> 01:13:44.369
and she got a pussy ring. She got a belly ring.

01:13:44.529 --> 01:13:47.170
I know it's a good call every time I tell it

01:13:47.170 --> 01:13:51.210
ring. Hello? What you doing, cutie? Bring your

01:13:51.210 --> 01:13:54.869
ass over here, come and get my booty. Girl, I

01:13:54.869 --> 01:13:56.850
don't need it. I don't need it. Girl, I don't

01:13:56.850 --> 01:13:58.710
need it. Girl, I don't need it. Girl, I don't

01:13:58.710 --> 01:13:58.710
need it. Girl, I don't need it. Girl, I don't

01:13:58.710 --> 01:14:00.369
need it. Girl, I don't need it. Girl, I don't

01:14:00.369 --> 01:14:15.170
need it. Girl, I don't need it. And she licked

01:14:15.170 --> 01:14:18.010
me like my chocolate lollipop So I'ma back it

01:14:18.010 --> 01:14:21.170
up like her, her And she threw that ass back

01:14:21.170 --> 01:14:24.850
like Jerk, jerk, for real So I'ma throw her back

01:14:24.850 --> 01:14:27.529
and bust it open like your poster So I'ma throw

01:14:27.529 --> 01:14:29.810
her back and bust it open like your poster So

01:14:29.810 --> 01:14:32.149
I'ma throw her back and bust it open like your

01:14:32.149 --> 01:14:34.649
poster So I'ma throw her back and bust it open

01:14:34.649 --> 01:14:37.050
like your poster And I will fuck with all of

01:14:37.050 --> 01:14:39.489
y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful I will fuck

01:14:39.489 --> 01:14:41.470
with all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful

01:14:43.210 --> 01:14:46.369
I had a shotgun booty, and I'm talking to the

01:14:46.369 --> 01:14:51.229
time machine And I'll be the bullseye, watch

01:14:51.229 --> 01:14:53.470
out, make the bull cry, watch out, pass the bull

01:14:53.470 --> 01:14:56.409
down All because the bull got mad because I fucked

01:14:56.409 --> 01:14:59.770
his cow I had that shotgun booty going pow, pow

01:14:59.770 --> 01:15:02.909
I had a referee hollering, I'll stop the fight

01:15:02.909 --> 01:15:05.590
Two round knockout, then I'm going fuck Rocky's

01:15:05.590 --> 01:15:13.979
wife Ha, ha Beat that pussy till it bleed, like

01:15:13.979 --> 01:15:16.960
Apollo Creed Beat that pussy till it bleed, like

01:15:16.960 --> 01:15:19.939
Apollo Creed Beat that pussy till it bleed, like

01:15:19.939 --> 01:15:22.779
Apollo Creed I'm in the garden with Eve, gave

01:15:22.779 --> 01:15:25.699
her my flower seeds I got a big bag of that fungus

01:15:25.699 --> 01:15:28.220
in my dungarees My blood humongous, if you're

01:15:28.220 --> 01:15:30.619
among us, you'll get lung disease Girl, I will

01:15:30.619 --> 01:15:32.500
turn your book of time that's right above your

01:15:32.500 --> 01:15:35.380
knees I'm not a beggar, b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

01:15:35.380 --> 01:15:35.840
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

01:15:35.840 --> 01:15:35.920
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:35.920
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:48.859
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b - I would fuck

01:15:48.859 --> 01:15:50.399
with all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful

01:15:50.399 --> 01:15:53.020
I would fuck with all of y 'all, all of y 'all

01:15:53.020 --> 01:15:55.399
are beautiful I would fuck with all of y 'all,

01:15:55.399 --> 01:15:57.699
all of y 'all are beautiful I ain't choosin'

01:15:57.699 --> 01:15:59.720
ones that ain't never seen, choosin' hundreds

01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:02.079
Get back to the money, don't give back to the

01:16:02.079 --> 01:16:04.760
money, wait Get back to the money, now get back

01:16:04.760 --> 01:16:07.279
to the white Tickle, pussy, break, break, tickle,

01:16:07.439 --> 01:16:09.779
pussy, break, break Tickle, pussy, break, yeah,

01:16:09.899 --> 01:16:13.680
tickle, pussy, break, yeah Ooh, she had a shot,

01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:17.420
can't put it I'm the target every time she shoot

01:16:27.739 --> 01:16:44.220
Let's get back to it. And now for something completely

01:16:44.220 --> 01:17:26.479
different. Door is closing. Bye. Me, I'm happy.

01:17:31.140 --> 01:17:39.239
Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

01:17:39.479 --> 01:17:43.640
here it is. The most listened to radio show on

01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:46.060
the planet. Even the other stations are tuned

01:17:46.060 --> 01:18:14.479
in too. Happy Hour. Static crackles, hoppy on

01:18:14.479 --> 01:18:17.140
the air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't

01:18:17.140 --> 01:18:19.939
care Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs

01:18:19.939 --> 01:18:23.579
DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program directors

01:18:23.579 --> 01:18:26.960
scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged

01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:29.399
like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they

01:18:29.399 --> 01:18:32.039
rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than a bass

01:18:32.329 --> 01:18:35.210
Boom, radio snitching, hockey spitting the truth

01:18:35.210 --> 01:18:37.789
Pulling back the curtain, exposing the booth

01:18:37.789 --> 01:18:41.770
No more lies, no more disguise He got the receipts,

01:18:41.810 --> 01:18:44.449
calling out the spies Morning shows faker than

01:18:44.449 --> 01:18:47.189
they laughs at six Producers ghost write, hosts

01:18:47.189 --> 01:18:50.090
rate the scripts Interns running miles, unpaid

01:18:50.090 --> 01:18:52.989
trips While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks

01:18:52.989 --> 01:18:57.569
He's the voice, the FM fizz Mike in hand, cutting

01:18:57.569 --> 01:19:00.369
through veneers Pulling cards, no regard for

01:19:00.369 --> 01:19:20.720
careers Broadcasts a set This is kind of big

01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:26.640
news I have an exclusive Concerning Robin and

01:19:26.640 --> 01:19:31.979
it really is amazing news It's crazy news. It's

01:19:31.979 --> 01:19:35.220
miracle news. But here it is. And it's what I

01:19:35.220 --> 01:19:36.899
think you've been hoping to hear. I think all

01:19:36.899 --> 01:19:40.239
of us have. Robin has started an OnlyFans account.

01:19:41.300 --> 01:19:44.819
Are you fully nude or just topless? I'm going

01:19:44.819 --> 01:19:48.699
to start off just topless. Yeah. And she's going

01:19:48.699 --> 01:19:51.060
to make a fortune. She ran into some financial

01:19:51.060 --> 01:19:54.560
problems and finally decided to be able to see.

01:19:55.239 --> 01:19:57.279
I didn't want to tell anybody. I was so embarrassed.

01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:01.239
But I have to do OnlyFans now. Robin, let's stop

01:20:01.239 --> 01:20:04.039
making jokes. This is honestly the best news

01:20:04.039 --> 01:20:10.300
ever. Go ahead. I'm cancer free. What do you

01:20:10.300 --> 01:20:20.619
think of that? Robin kicked cancer's ass. They

01:20:20.619 --> 01:20:23.199
said it couldn't be done. Robin is a fighter.

01:20:24.399 --> 01:20:28.560
And in all seriousness, it's unbelievable because

01:20:28.560 --> 01:20:32.260
this is what, you know, you and I have talked

01:20:32.260 --> 01:20:35.619
about for 14 years. Yeah. The goal was to get

01:20:35.619 --> 01:20:37.479
rid of the cancer. And, you know, you don't know

01:20:37.479 --> 01:20:39.819
when you start the journey whether or not it's

01:20:39.819 --> 01:20:41.260
going to do you in or you're going to get rid

01:20:41.260 --> 01:20:45.640
of it. But one thing about Robin, she researched,

01:20:45.939 --> 01:20:49.279
she got the answers she needed. And here's the

01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:53.699
good lesson. She took charge. I'm going to say

01:20:53.699 --> 01:20:55.619
this because this is really true. I've watched

01:20:55.619 --> 01:20:58.619
the whole thing. She took charge of her health.

01:20:59.180 --> 01:21:01.520
She started to do all the right things. She never

01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:04.439
deviated. And I'm telling you, Robin, on behalf

01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:06.899
of this show and, you know, of course to me,

01:21:06.979 --> 01:21:09.840
you're the most important. And I love you. And

01:21:09.840 --> 01:21:12.039
I am so happy for you. And I don't even know

01:21:12.039 --> 01:21:15.600
what you must be feeling inside. But you kicked

01:21:15.600 --> 01:21:17.340
hands with the walls. I feel like a brand new

01:21:17.340 --> 01:21:20.560
person. Now, do me a favor. I had a horrible

01:21:20.560 --> 01:21:23.859
thought. What? Don't go out and get hit by a

01:21:23.859 --> 01:21:25.619
car or something like that. Don't do something

01:21:25.619 --> 01:21:28.979
stupid. Where, you know, like after all of this

01:21:28.979 --> 01:21:31.880
journey. She didn't die of cancer. No. She was

01:21:31.880 --> 01:21:35.739
hit by a car. Robin. So that's the good news

01:21:35.739 --> 01:21:39.699
about the Queen Radio. Robin Quivers being cancer

01:21:39.699 --> 01:21:43.739
free. Up next is my homie, Drew Garabo. I love

01:21:43.739 --> 01:21:48.500
you, Drew. We love you, Drew Raymond Garabo.

01:21:48.720 --> 01:22:02.130
Yeah. We're about to go live. Tampa Bay News

01:22:02.130 --> 01:22:04.350
is the place we arrive. From the beach to the

01:22:04.350 --> 01:22:06.729
bay and the city's crazy moves. We got stories

01:22:06.729 --> 01:22:09.170
hotter than the floor of the grooves. Tampa Bay

01:22:09.170 --> 01:22:12.210
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01:22:12.210 --> 01:22:15.149
the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in

01:22:15.149 --> 01:22:17.630
the mix. From safety to the world, we bringin'

01:22:17.630 --> 01:22:20.449
the fix. Bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix.

01:22:20.810 --> 01:22:23.710
Bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. Bringin'

01:22:23.810 --> 01:22:26.550
the fix. We bringin' the fix. Bringin' the fix.

01:22:26.710 --> 01:22:33.250
Come on. Happy Hots! I see the copious amount

01:22:33.250 --> 01:22:37.609
of blankets in the woman's remains in front of

01:22:37.609 --> 01:22:40.489
me. A garbage truck driver for the city of St.

01:22:40.550 --> 01:22:42.750
Petersburg facing charges after police say he

01:22:42.750 --> 01:22:45.029
ran over a woman, killing her. I don't think

01:22:45.029 --> 01:22:47.750
he meant to. Why would a garbage man who's doing

01:22:47.750 --> 01:22:49.989
a job of picking up garbage want to kill someone?

01:22:50.250 --> 01:22:52.109
And then left the scene. Good evening, everyone.

01:22:52.189 --> 01:22:55.189
I don't think he knew. Josh Benson. And I'm Stacey

01:22:55.189 --> 01:22:57.350
Scheibel. Thanks for joining us. Police say that...

01:22:57.350 --> 01:22:59.550
Also, why are you sleeping in an alley? Driver

01:22:59.550 --> 01:23:02.149
was on duty when that accident happened in an

01:23:02.149 --> 01:23:04.489
alley. So there's that. I mean... Why are you

01:23:04.489 --> 01:23:06.909
sleeping in an alley, idiot? Sorry. Mirroring

01:23:06.909 --> 01:23:08.890
the state law offloaded congressman. is proposing

01:23:08.890 --> 01:23:11.289
legislation to create a national database to

01:23:11.289 --> 01:23:13.890
look up people convicted of cruelty to animals

01:23:13.890 --> 01:23:16.909
hell yeah i love that you're cruel to an animal

01:23:16.909 --> 01:23:19.470
you're a loser like these losers all right thanks

01:23:19.470 --> 01:23:21.569
sally we'll check back well the person responsible

01:23:21.569 --> 01:23:24.649
for shooting a 17 year old during a teen takeover

01:23:24.649 --> 01:23:27.130
is still on the run that's right clearwater police

01:23:27.130 --> 01:23:30.810
say they did arrest another 17 year old from

01:23:30.810 --> 01:23:34.420
brandon who was armed invest that's good I have

01:23:34.420 --> 01:23:36.579
no comment on that, and I think we all know.

01:23:36.819 --> 01:24:04.140
All right! All in ten heights, now the cynic

01:24:04.140 --> 01:24:06.460
get tight From the berms to the block, that's

01:24:06.460 --> 01:24:08.800
a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his name

01:24:08.800 --> 01:24:11.979
on the lights He got callers on the line, tryna

01:24:11.979 --> 01:24:14.399
break they news From the side to the sticks,

01:24:14.619 --> 01:24:16.979
they relate to the views Every segment like a

01:24:16.979 --> 01:24:20.100
story from the avenue Turn slick, then he fact

01:24:20.100 --> 01:24:25.300
-check the attitude This that Chicago news? Hop

01:24:25.300 --> 01:24:28.100
it, I will let them choose From the heights to

01:24:28.100 --> 01:24:49.699
the loop, what it do? There's shots with the

01:24:49.699 --> 01:24:51.859
play -by -play down in Springfield. I know you're

01:24:51.859 --> 01:24:54.760
going to stay down there until the 12 -hour mark.

01:24:54.920 --> 01:24:58.739
A lot of political... You're there all the way

01:24:58.739 --> 01:25:01.340
to... Where's the finish line, Ferris? Man, this

01:25:01.340 --> 01:25:05.840
five -second delay is so awkward. We appreciate

01:25:05.840 --> 01:25:07.680
it. Yeah, well, the Bears go for this. That's

01:25:07.680 --> 01:25:09.979
the big question. Let's get our team coverage

01:25:09.979 --> 01:25:11.680
continuing now with Rose Schmidt in Arlington

01:25:11.680 --> 01:25:15.859
Heights. What up, baby? That's my hometown. To

01:25:15.859 --> 01:25:18.279
Rose, around a future stadium is anything but

01:25:18.279 --> 01:25:20.159
clear here, but I'm curious, what is the mood

01:25:20.159 --> 01:25:22.100
like? Things are moving. What are people telling

01:25:22.100 --> 01:25:26.680
you about this? Well, Stephen, Allison, Arlington

01:25:26.680 --> 01:25:29.439
Heights mayor did not appear to offer a ringing

01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:31.819
endorsement of the plans we've heard thus far.

01:25:32.000 --> 01:25:33.699
So it didn't end up working out because here

01:25:33.699 --> 01:25:38.939
was the update. The Bears are all the talk today

01:25:38.939 --> 01:25:41.439
in downtown Arlington Heights after the team

01:25:41.439 --> 01:25:44.119
paid nearly $200 million three and a half years

01:25:44.119 --> 01:25:47.100
ago. For the former Arlington Park racetrack

01:25:47.100 --> 01:25:49.760
site, everyone assumed that they would eventually

01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:51.840
build their new stadium there. But after the

01:25:51.840 --> 01:25:54.819
legislature last... Listen, I grew up right down

01:25:54.819 --> 01:25:58.760
the block from there. I could literally walk

01:25:58.760 --> 01:26:01.460
to a game if I wanted, where the racetrack was.

01:26:01.699 --> 01:26:07.760
But there's nothing happening in Arlington Heights.

01:26:08.119 --> 01:26:11.579
This night failed to pass a Bears inside. It

01:26:11.579 --> 01:26:16.729
failed. That sucks. What's this? Thank you. that's

01:26:16.729 --> 01:26:19.569
right it's work we started here back in 2022.

01:26:20.109 --> 01:26:22.630
this brand new legislation would make it easier

01:26:22.630 --> 01:26:25.590
for the state to pull the license of any massage

01:26:25.590 --> 01:26:32.270
therapist convicted of certain crimes the lawsuit

01:26:32.270 --> 01:26:35.510
spans more than 300 pages and at the heart of

01:26:35.510 --> 01:26:38.689
it it questions whether consumers are being provided

01:26:38.689 --> 01:26:41.430
with a clear picture of the products they are

01:26:41.430 --> 01:26:44.250
buying cannabis filed in early may the suit takes

01:26:44.250 --> 01:26:47.329
on cresco labs green and Thumb Industries and

01:26:47.329 --> 01:26:50.109
Verano Holdings. Listen, that just isn't what

01:26:50.109 --> 01:26:52.489
it means when they say that the products advertised

01:26:52.489 --> 01:26:55.550
in that cannabis lawsuit means that they can't

01:26:55.550 --> 01:26:57.909
handle their high. That's not what that means.

01:26:59.039 --> 01:27:00.739
Because if you can handle the high, you wouldn't

01:27:00.739 --> 01:27:03.140
care. You know, we're keeping our eyes on Springfield

01:27:03.140 --> 01:27:04.760
right now, but there are other bills lawmakers

01:27:04.760 --> 01:27:07.920
have to consider before that deadline. Lawmakers

01:27:07.920 --> 01:27:11.079
passed a statewide ban on cell phones, and it

01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:13.500
was a really big one. It's a statewide ban on

01:27:13.500 --> 01:27:15.359
cell phones. So here's how this bill works. Get

01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:17.100
that applied! Students can't use their phones

01:27:17.100 --> 01:27:19.180
during class time. They have to put... put their

01:27:19.180 --> 01:27:21.380
cell phones in a secure place during class i

01:27:21.380 --> 01:27:23.039
like that because you still need to make sure

01:27:23.039 --> 01:27:24.920
that they're safe in case there's a shooting

01:27:24.920 --> 01:27:26.359
which i hate we have to say which is one of the

01:27:26.359 --> 01:27:27.939
reasons i got a vasectomy so i want to deal with

01:27:27.939 --> 01:27:36.619
that all right time for cleveland news got it

01:27:36.619 --> 01:27:43.720
static crackle mic pops the hour is hopping cleveland

01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:46.449
skyline fogging Steel mills, choppy city on the

01:27:46.449 --> 01:27:49.250
Cuyahoga Hearts heavy, never sloppy, radio waves

01:27:49.250 --> 01:27:51.569
Carry tales, but they ain't gloves in concrete

01:27:51.569 --> 01:27:54.550
jungle Potholes where dreams collapse Downtown

01:27:54.550 --> 01:27:57.149
echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching

01:27:57.149 --> 01:27:59.890
hustle Corner kids trading maps Where the vibes

01:27:59.890 --> 01:28:02.369
Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland

01:28:02.369 --> 01:28:06.189
news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,

01:28:06.430 --> 01:28:09.210
every crack, every flaw Unfilled it takes, no

01:28:09.210 --> 01:28:12.270
sugar, no draw I be on the mic spittin' facts

01:28:14.380 --> 01:28:17.680
Happy Hot Topic. A woman who spent the next five

01:28:17.680 --> 01:28:20.039
years on probation after she stole more than

01:28:20.039 --> 01:28:23.560
$20 ,000 from a kid's horse camp. Oh, what a

01:28:23.560 --> 01:28:25.520
dirty ride and run. If a guy did it, he'd get

01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:29.039
jail time. A Euclid teenager has been cited for

01:28:29.039 --> 01:28:33.300
allegedly driving 132 miles per hour. Oh, daddy

01:28:33.300 --> 01:28:37.899
must be so proud of you. In his car. A loser.

01:28:38.140 --> 01:28:42.079
He'd be arrested in Florida. Or on I -90. Hang

01:28:42.079 --> 01:28:48.300
on. and enters this we're surrounded by hundreds

01:28:48.300 --> 01:28:52.060
of people like you don't expect somebody to just

01:28:52.060 --> 01:28:55.500
walk up and yank your clothes off a fun day at

01:28:55.500 --> 01:28:58.039
cedar point takes a disturbing turn yeah that's

01:28:58.039 --> 01:29:00.600
for sure police arrested and tased a man for

01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:03.539
what he is accused of doing to an absolute complete

01:29:03.539 --> 01:29:06.699
stranger britney weir was at the park tonight

01:29:06.699 --> 01:29:10.750
after speaking this reporter sounds really Speaking

01:29:10.750 --> 01:29:13.789
to a friend of the victim. She explains what

01:29:13.789 --> 01:29:16.550
they said and what Cedar Point is saying tonight.

01:29:16.750 --> 01:29:20.350
She says she's still trying to process what happened.

01:29:20.369 --> 01:29:22.189
It was supposed to be a birthday celebration.

01:29:22.350 --> 01:29:25.350
A group of friends traveling here to Cedar Point

01:29:25.350 --> 01:29:28.609
from Michigan for a week of fun. But on that

01:29:28.609 --> 01:29:31.130
last night at the park, a man came up behind

01:29:31.130 --> 01:29:33.869
the women and pulled one of the women's skirt

01:29:33.869 --> 01:29:38.659
and underwear down. Then led police on a chase

01:29:38.659 --> 01:29:43.159
through the parking lot. Okay. It is a transgender

01:29:43.159 --> 01:29:46.550
woman. It was supposed to be the perfect start

01:29:46.550 --> 01:29:50.010
to a birthday week. April Dempster, who is transgender,

01:29:50.350 --> 01:29:53.189
says she and her friends were riding Top Thrill

01:29:53.189 --> 01:29:56.869
2 on their first night at the park. But as they

01:29:56.869 --> 01:30:00.189
walked up the midway around 8 .30, a man came

01:30:00.189 --> 01:30:03.250
up from behind, grabbed her friend's skirt and

01:30:03.250 --> 01:30:06.590
underwear, and pulled them down, exposing her

01:30:06.590 --> 01:30:10.310
genitals to... Ah, that sucks. Leave trans people

01:30:10.310 --> 01:30:13.760
alone! You're all douchebags! And that is a...

01:30:46.989 --> 01:30:49.670
BCR, our main export is crippling depression.

01:30:50.149 --> 01:30:52.810
They used to harbor it here. We think this is

01:30:52.810 --> 01:30:55.029
art. It could be worse, though at least we're

01:30:55.029 --> 01:31:01.270
not Detroit! We're not Detroit! Keep people from

01:31:01.270 --> 01:31:03.090
looking at their own lives and realizing how

01:31:03.090 --> 01:31:05.949
bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,

01:31:06.189 --> 01:31:10.810
if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange

01:31:10.810 --> 01:31:13.930
and brown every Sunday, you might realize...

01:31:14.829 --> 01:31:20.529
I live in Cleveland. How the hell did this happen?

01:31:21.229 --> 01:31:25.550
Did I used to eat babies in a former life? And

01:31:25.550 --> 01:31:27.050
then you look around at your tiny little house

01:31:27.050 --> 01:31:28.390
that you can't afford because of the mortgage

01:31:28.390 --> 01:31:31.050
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

01:31:31.050 --> 01:31:32.609
will have diabetes by the time they're eight

01:31:32.609 --> 01:31:35.510
because they live on corn syrup and lye. And

01:31:35.510 --> 01:31:38.510
then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife

01:31:38.510 --> 01:31:40.069
where she waddles towards you with her front

01:31:40.069 --> 01:31:42.289
butts going out over the top of her ass in long

01:31:42.289 --> 01:31:45.170
shoes. He's like, I'm gonna go shoot myself and

01:31:45.170 --> 01:31:51.430
my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Do

01:31:51.430 --> 01:31:54.229
you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?

01:31:54.430 --> 01:31:58.930
I don't regret it at all. Do you like it? Do

01:31:58.930 --> 01:32:01.149
you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard

01:32:01.149 --> 01:32:03.210
anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.

01:32:03.590 --> 01:32:06.970
I don't care. What's so good about Cleveland?

01:32:08.710 --> 01:32:36.449
I don't care. What you look like on the outside,

01:32:36.729 --> 01:32:40.449
whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch

01:32:40.449 --> 01:32:44.149
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:32:44.149 --> 01:32:47.649
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:32:47.649 --> 01:32:50.670
Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are

01:32:50.670 --> 01:32:53.989
different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.

01:32:54.510 --> 01:32:58.590
That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm

01:32:58.590 --> 01:33:00.310
one of those guys who can't wait to get to work

01:33:00.310 --> 01:33:08.220
in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh, yes! Yes!

01:33:09.579 --> 01:33:17.960
Oh! That's right. That's right. That's right.

01:33:18.220 --> 01:33:19.920
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's

01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:33.140
right. So if there's a few bucks left over, you

01:33:33.140 --> 01:33:38.420
know, go get something nice. Yeah! $9 ,000 prostitute,

01:33:38.560 --> 01:33:42.779
please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,

01:33:42.779 --> 01:33:44.840
good, and if you got an albino, send her up,

01:33:44.859 --> 01:33:47.659
too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,

01:33:47.939 --> 01:33:50.560
so get them up here. I had, like, half a bottle

01:33:50.560 --> 01:33:54.380
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

01:33:54.380 --> 01:33:58.420
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!

01:34:16.039 --> 01:34:18.300
I've got PhDs in four scientific disciplines.

01:34:19.859 --> 01:34:23.159
Really? Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?

01:34:23.880 --> 01:34:26.899
I just thought that was a nickname. You know,

01:34:26.899 --> 01:34:36.520
like Dr. Grace. God, you're stupid. God, you're

01:34:36.520 --> 01:34:41.220
stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop?

01:34:41.399 --> 01:34:44.579
Have you turned on the TV lately? No, why? From

01:34:44.579 --> 01:34:46.319
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01:34:46.319 --> 01:34:48.699
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01:34:48.699 --> 01:34:53.340
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01:34:53.340 --> 01:34:55.239
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01:34:55.239 --> 01:34:57.500
have got them and more. They're Sack Flashers.

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01:35:16.010 --> 01:35:18.770
be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. That

01:35:18.770 --> 01:35:21.029
means someone at church or internet night or

01:35:21.029 --> 01:35:23.449
something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where they

01:35:23.449 --> 01:35:26.270
put them firecrackers up your buttholes? Now,

01:35:26.289 --> 01:35:28.630
that's a good... No, not that specific sign.

01:35:28.630 --> 01:35:31.590
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:35:31.649 --> 01:35:34.569
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

01:35:34.569 --> 01:35:36.890
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:35:36.930 --> 01:35:39.229
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:35:39.630 --> 01:35:42.350
I don't think you said his name. Some of us swear

01:35:42.350 --> 01:35:45.020
there. We're too busy banging to exchange business

01:35:45.020 --> 01:35:47.939
cards. And don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

01:35:48.000 --> 01:35:50.039
neither. Sheriff says you race from now to hell

01:35:50.039 --> 01:35:52.659
down to the library. Yeah, you know I do. You

01:35:52.659 --> 01:36:00.880
go slow, you don't go at all. Whoa, a real live

01:36:00.880 --> 01:36:04.239
robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's

01:36:04.239 --> 01:36:08.270
costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't

01:36:08.270 --> 01:36:11.310
look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.

01:36:42.949 --> 01:36:54.590
And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's

01:36:54.590 --> 01:37:02.430
time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:37:02.430 --> 01:37:18.189
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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

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poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

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an honored personality for many years. I've always

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remembered that people with autism want the same

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things as me, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit AutismStreetTournament

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.com. This is Dan Bernink, and I appreciate your

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time. Droppin' with some bootstreams Syndicated

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scarrow, now it's time to shatter dreams Oh,

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the happy hour, comin' so close Radio waves,

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made it like a well -composed Laughter and joy,

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dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the rhythm,

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all that's just so unfair All my fuzzin' was

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the last of slow and dim Eardrums mixed to happy,

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like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutout

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to the I'm so in love