Happy MILF Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.10.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I am. We all know that Dan O 'Reilly

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is a woman beater. He's a moron. He makes all

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men look bad. Remember when he was attacking

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his wife? He got pressed about it by the Breakfast

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Club. Oh, it's happened? Oh, God. And that's

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why you... I wonder when they haven't been treated

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the same way. You know what's funny is that...

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What's so funny about this situation, Dana? It's

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not funny, but I used to say that you don't recover

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from those. Those are... Unless you're on the

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UFC. Those are ones you don't recover from. But

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you did. I did. Do you think being the boss protected

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you from consequences that employed... Of course

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it did, Dana! You scumbag. You look like a real

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life penis on your stupid bald head. Put on a

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baseball cap. No, definitely not. No, definitely

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Dana. Come on. Definitely not. You made the choice

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publicly not to excuse yourself from the brand.

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It goes publicly to not what? To excuse yourself

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or give yourself up. Listen, I got money to make.

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And I'm working with a bunch of women, Peter,

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as it is. They don't care. Board of Directors,

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there's other people that are involved that could

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have pushed for that. It's all about the money.

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But, yeah. I think that he is not used to being

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asked about this. He's used to, oh, the Logan

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Paul podcast, kissing his ass. And obviously

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they think, too, it would have hurt the company

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more if I did step away. And then you've disciplined

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fighters for public behavior that was unbecoming

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to the company. Hell yeah, sir. But before, right?

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Wow. I mean, I'm probably the most lenient, you

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know. Yeah, because you do it in real life, you

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scumbag. The most lenient guy in sports when

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it comes to dealing with beating up women. Because

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you don't care. You don't have any morals. You

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know, whether it's free speech or beating up

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women. Bad things that happen. You know, I'm

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in the fight business. It's not like I run Microsoft.

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He's telling us. That is okay to beat up a woman

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because he's in the fight business. You're a

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loser. You know what I mean? So what standards

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did you hold yourself to in that moment? Listen,

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obviously, that's not what it was. What is it,

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Dana? You're always the man of the room. You

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always know what to say right now. You got nothing

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to say. Yeah, I mean, it's as bad as it could

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get. I mean, I hold myself to, I wouldn't. To

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what standard of getting away with beating up,

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blaming you, moron? Never in a million years

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think that that was going to happen. And I say

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this all the time. What? Nobody knows you better

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than your kids do. And they think you're a failure.

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And, you know, your kids, whoever you really

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are, your kids see it. They hear it and they

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know that daddy's a moron and he's stupid. I

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would not want him as a father. Oh, yeah. I have

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no sympathy for the girls that went to the Playboy

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Mansion. You know what you were doing. You loved

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the clown and now you're to be a victim. Shut

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up. Here's Holly Madison on the podcast with

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Kristen Cavallari talking about what it was like

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having sex with Hugh Hefner. Mm -hmm. How did

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it feel there without the man? You got nothing

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to talk about. Were all of the girls in the house

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girlfriends or were some of them just... I guess

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playmates or... All the girls who lived in the

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house were girlfriends. Girls would stay in the

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guest house if they were like out testing for

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playmate or shooting their pictorials. All right,

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let's test it down here. I'll pull down my pants.

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or working for Playboy, and rarely somebody would,

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like, get one of the rooms upstairs for a short

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amount of time if they were, like, a friend staying

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or coming for the parties. But if anybody lived

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there for an extended period of time while I

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was there, they were a girlfriend. They were

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a girlfriend. And you've openly talked about

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the group sex that you guys had to have. Oh,

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yeah. Well, that's what you're there for. You

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ain't there to be the accountant. So explain

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that whole scene to me. So that's... all of the

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girlfriends and Hef. Yeah. Kind of like taking

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turns and then the girls who weren't active with

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him were kind of like acting like they were active

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with the other girls but not really. It would

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be like kind of silhouetted because you'd have

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like these giant screens of like porn going.

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And it would be just girls like talking shit

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with each other and it was You're a whore! No,

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you're a whore! a really weird scene and nobody

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liked it and everybody tried to just get it done

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as fast as possible. He was 80. It took him a

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minute. Oh my. So it's like literally like, okay,

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your turn. Yeah. For like. I'm sure Holly Madison

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was so good in bed. Shut up. A few minutes with

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him and then next girl. That is so wild to me.

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I don't feel bad for you. You guys signed the

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contract. You know what you're signing up for.

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Shut up. And so as the main girlfriend, are you

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first? Are you last? Like, what does that look

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like? There wasn't really a order necessarily.

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Like it was kind of the same every night, but

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kind of not. Yeah. Yeah. You know, one night

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I might. The next night I'm putting in no effort.

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So it was just like, ugh. Just like, here we

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go. Here we go. That's all your exes feel about

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you, Kristen. Here we go. Part of the job. Whatever.

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Yeah, that's what it was. It was a job. You knew

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what you were signing up for. Shut up. Oh, yeah.

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You know what this is? nationally syndicated

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shows like Freebeer and High Wings and Rover's

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Morning Glory and Bob and Tom and two guys named

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Chris. Can you tell I've studied radio? They

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did a thing called Garbage Time where when they

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are done talking to their syndicates for the

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last hour, it's live in local segments where

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the cities are hurting. So today is not going

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to be a show that's going to be on in Fresno

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or anything. No, this is going to be a show that's

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going to be discussing Fresno news, Cleveland

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news, Chicago news, Tampa news, and all the cloud

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chasers. I have slept in two days in a row after

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working with MJ for two weeks. So I am on a show

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today. Let's go. Attention, FM DJs, your morning

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show prep begins now. A sick person with a powerful

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tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart, you

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know what you like. What? Door is closing. Hi,

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this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm

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-hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All

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right. And now for something completely different.

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. You can always call

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the show. 856 -49 -HOPPE. That's 856 -494 -6773.

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You can tweet at me at RyanHoppeRadio. You can

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always email me. RyanHoppeRadio at gmail .com.

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Let's see what the fuck is going on. Atlanta

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Braves legend Bobby Cox. Rest in peace. He is

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dead at 84. I don't know a thing about him. I

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just know that he played baseball. Spencer Pratt

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is quickly turning into the Donald Trump. of

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politics for LA. He's running for mayor and he

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says that CBS interviewed him to use it as a

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hit piece when they were doing a report about

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Karen Bess. Mm -hmm. Man. It is a sad day in

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L .A. when Spencer frickin' Pratt is to voice

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a reason. Pooh Shiesty pleads not guilty in the

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Gucci Mane case. Of course he's going to. What's

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he gonna say? Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun

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were seen out in Australia. Cardi B and Stefan

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Diggs were seen kissing in pictures. Okay, let

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me turn off the music here. I'm telling you,

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I never want to hear Cardi B ever complain about

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men again and how it's always their fault and

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Why? She knows

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that Stefan Diggs is bad for her. Yet she goes

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back to him ever and ever and ever again. It's

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ridiculous. Cardi, either dead be dead. Yeah,

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you want to be associated with him now because

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he just got found out not guilty because you're

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a clown chaser. If you were so loyal, you would

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have stood by his side during the case. But you're

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fake. What are you good for? Absolutely nothing.

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Not even a good of a rapper. Now you're back

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with him? Got it. Makes perfect sense. Totally

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not confused. Why would you want to be with Stefan

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Diggs? I get that it's the father of your kid.

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So you're co -parenting. I get it. I don't think

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the reason is co -parenting, no. But I'm saying,

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I get it. You can't just get him out of your

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life because you had a kid with him, which was

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stupid. But at the same point, it's like, I don't

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want to see you post a video. Oh, Stefan Diggs

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was talking to other girls. He was probably talking

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to other girls while you went to the bathroom

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real quick. If you get the same results, that's

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a you problem. Bad half -like that Matt Damon's

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production company is getting sued. They're douchebags.

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I would not trust them with anything. A Saturday

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Night Live last night, Aziz Ansari returned to

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play Kash Patel. God. I don't know what it is

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about that little midget. I just want to bitch

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slap him. Not Aziz. I think he's brilliant. No,

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Kash Patel. He's the worst. Oh, yeah. We'll get

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to James Charles in a second. That guy's an absolute

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douchebag. He thinks he's better than me. Your

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narcissistic personality disorder moron. All

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right, by the way, on this delightful note that

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we've begun the show, I want to dedicate. My

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career. And everything I've ever accomplished

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to my mom. Diana. My mom gave birth to me, I

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don't know, 32, 33 years ago. And it's the unspoken

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thing that I was an accident. My parents did

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want to have kids. But luckily, I'm here. All

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the mistakes I occasionally, occasionally make.

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My mom has always been there for me to call me

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up, but to never shame me. When I got fired in

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Cleveland, she had my back and said, hey Ryan,

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cause it's going on 11 years. Can you believe

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it? 11 years that I've been in Tampa. So she's

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always had my back and I adore her for that.

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When I had a stutter, she goes, let's get speech

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class. when I got into car crashes. She goes,

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just drive better. Grow up. My mom has significantly

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always been there for me. Maybe it's because

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I'm an only child. I don't know what it is, but

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I love my mom very dearly. And on this Mother's

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Day, I'm going to say, happy Mother's Day, Mom.

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I love you. I try to keep you private because...

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As Woody one time in the radio house told me

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about his family. They didn't sign up for this

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madness. You mutants out there. I'm not saying

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all people don't like me. But the ones listening

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that don't like me. That like to critique people.

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Like Mike Calter critiquing people's looks. Even

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though he's an ugly fat ass. Yeah. That's why

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I keep my mom private. Still can't believe he

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did that. Because he's such a mad immoral. And

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Mike Calter. The hell is he doing? Can you imagine

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looking like that? Mike, you have a million fricking

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dollars. You're so badass. You make more money

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than Trump per year, supposedly. You'd love to

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say you make more than the president. Mike, get

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a Zempik. You're the one person that actually

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needs a Zempik. Half of Tampa Bay and the media

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is on a Zempik and they don't need it. You actually

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need it, bud. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.

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You could tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You

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can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

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.com. Here's Nick Cannon talking about his Mother's

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Day plans. Mother's Day is coming up. Yes. I

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love that outfit. What you doing for Mother's

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Day? Yeah, how you doing, man? My wife's Indian,

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so probably some curry, some gold or something

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like that. Not like this. See, that's what you

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got it wrong. Are you going to get her? Well,

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I raised my daughters by myself, so Mother's

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Day is my thing. I take myself to Red Lobster

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to eat the biscuits. I'll be like, me too. I

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don't know what I'm laughing at. It is our day.

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It's that thing podcast deal where if you laugh,

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it's funny. I just. Nick, what are your plans?

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You got some kids to see? I'm spending time with

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my mother. Your mother. It's my mother's day.

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So you're not going to see anything else? It's

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not baby mama's day. What a fucking dumbass.

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This guy reproduced. I know there's probably

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someone out there that really wants to have kids.

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And they're trying so hard. And then this mutant

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is able to just create kids. Deadbeat. It's Mother's

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Day. So you spend time with your mother. Do you

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get your baby's mother? Yeah, of course. I appreciate

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them. Yeah, you know, they squirted out the kids

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after years of me for clout. They get stuff from

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the kids. But it's from you, from the kids. Yeah,

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but it's like... You're the one paying for it,

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so I guess it is from you. Something? They ain't

00:17:00.009 --> 00:17:04.569
paying for it. Mm -hmm. Here's my residual money

00:17:04.569 --> 00:17:07.890
from the song Jiggle Up. Here's some flowers.

00:17:08.230 --> 00:17:11.549
Mm -hmm. But I try to make whatever the gift

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is, you know, custom that the kids are a part

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of it. I just... But it's always nice, but they're

00:17:17.140 --> 00:17:18.539
not going to get the same thing because they

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ain't got the same kids. I'm just making sure

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I don't just go to the store. Shut up! You're

00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:28.740
annoying! 856 -49 -HAPPY. Speaking of annoying

00:17:28.740 --> 00:17:33.519
broads, here's Eric Kirk. Okay. Eric Kirk is

00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:38.420
being used as like a symbol of the conservative

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party. Because when I think of a girl that is

00:17:42.980 --> 00:17:47.630
so conservative, And so moral. I think Eric and

00:17:47.630 --> 00:17:52.369
Kirk, someone knows what a man for clout. And

00:17:52.369 --> 00:17:57.049
her crocodile tears are pathetic. I'm not saying

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she's not traumatized about Charlie. But she's

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annoying. She gave a graduation speech. And here's

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what she said. It's her describing her life.

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Charlie would often encourage people. Like Dr.

00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:17.500
Arndt said, to get married young, not rushed.

00:18:18.180 --> 00:18:21.619
That's pretty rushed if you get it young. Wait

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until you're 30. Not rushed. That is rushed.

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You don't even know what you're saying. You're

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stupid. But young. That is young and rushed.

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Listen, I got engaged at 22. So it never happened.

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Obviously, I'm single here. But I'm just saying.

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That's rushed. But you like them for his money.

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And the connections he gets you. And congrats

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to those who have been married or are married

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in this room. But it's special. Can you imagine

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you're at Hillsdale College and you got this

00:18:59.140 --> 00:19:03.440
annoying broad talking. And she's giving the

00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:06.420
worst advice to get married. You know what I

00:19:06.420 --> 00:19:09.220
mean? You'd also say have more kids than you

00:19:09.220 --> 00:19:15.200
can afford. Because y 'all have the man pay for

00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:20.519
it. Shut up. Good night. No one's laughing, you

00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.579
dummy. But I just want to encourage all of you.

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Pat Sajak's looking at her like you are a moron.

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To the men, you are called to provide. You are

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called to lead, to anchor your faith. Because

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you have no original content. Listen, I do believe

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that men need to lead. That is not what I'm saying.

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I do think you need to be a leader. But if a

00:19:47.150 --> 00:19:50.089
woman is telling people at a graduation, oh yeah,

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just rely on the men. She's telling on herself

00:19:53.589 --> 00:19:56.289
because she's got no other career advice. But

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that's what she did. She's a good 7 out of 10.

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She's not bad looking. What else does she have?

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Nothing. Families and strength and consistency.

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She just is doing that thing that all young,

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I mean, she's not that young of a mother, but

00:20:11.670 --> 00:20:14.410
all young mothers do where they want you to have

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kids because they want you to be miserable with

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her. That's all it is. To the women you are called

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to nurture. Oh, let's go back to 1950. Shut up.

00:20:25.670 --> 00:20:28.710
You're annoying. Build. I've had enough of you.

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Yeah. Whoever hired Eric Kirk for that graduation

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speech did not think that out. Oh yeah. Speaking

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of, you know what? I'm getting a little sick

00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:44.880
of Neon. I first liked Neon. I thought he was

00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:47.579
a good streamer or whatever. But this freaking

00:20:47.579 --> 00:20:50.220
guy is just surrounding himself with anybody

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that can give him clicks and none of it's credible.

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He's hanging out with that pedophile known as

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Tekashi69. And Tekashi69 was quoted as saying

00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.960
my girlfriend is gonna have an abortion if it

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ain't a baby boy oh yeah the thing is this they'll

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probably end up not aborting them and then she's

00:21:13.160 --> 00:21:16.079
gonna see this in 10 years takashi you make all

00:21:16.079 --> 00:21:21.059
men look bad you're a loser i hate you and your

00:21:21.059 --> 00:21:38.099
music's not even good Aiden Ross is like, what

00:21:38.099 --> 00:21:45.579
the hell is wrong with this monk? Is that clavicular?

00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:49.180
Oh, it's all the dish bags in one room. Neon's

00:21:49.180 --> 00:21:51.539
getting there right away. It's now he's possibly

00:21:51.539 --> 00:21:55.059
banging Alabama Barker. So he feels like he's

00:21:55.059 --> 00:22:00.900
better than us. Shut up! Bro! What? Oh, Tekashi.

00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:04.400
I know you got money. I know you got clout. I

00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:06.420
know you got everything you ever could. But when

00:22:06.420 --> 00:22:08.880
it's all said and done, you'll always be remembered

00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:12.359
as a loser. Your music sucks. You pretty much

00:22:12.359 --> 00:22:14.740
had sex with an underage girl when you were making

00:22:14.740 --> 00:22:17.779
the music video. You're a criminal. You're stupid.

00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:21.819
You got the IQ of four. And the fact that he

00:22:21.819 --> 00:22:27.430
can reproduce. Mm -hmm. That ain't it, dog. That

00:22:27.430 --> 00:22:33.250
ain't it. All right. Candace Owens was left speechless

00:22:33.250 --> 00:22:35.509
over Erica Kirk's appearance before the White

00:22:35.509 --> 00:22:38.970
House dinner. Man, Candace Owens definitely hooked

00:22:38.970 --> 00:22:41.309
up with Charlie. Erica before the White House

00:22:41.309 --> 00:22:45.549
Correspondents Center. It's just her looking

00:22:45.549 --> 00:22:50.049
hot. I love how Candace Owens thought the conservative

00:22:50.049 --> 00:22:52.250
party was it and now she's like walking it back.

00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:56.319
Tucker's doing the same thing. Megyn Kelly's

00:22:56.319 --> 00:23:01.099
doing it. Stop it. Loser of the year. Of every

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year. Loser of the millennium. Known as Adam

00:23:06.019 --> 00:23:09.539
22. Congratulations, DJ Vlad, on getting a W

00:23:09.539 --> 00:23:12.339
over Boozy in their recent argument. Oh, yeah.

00:23:13.579 --> 00:23:15.859
Bunch of middle -aged men. What's been probably

00:23:15.859 --> 00:23:18.650
the most shocking thing is that In hip -hop,

00:23:18.690 --> 00:23:22.349
as the older... By the way, anybody that goes

00:23:22.349 --> 00:23:25.029
to DJ Vlad, you know he's a fan, right? White

00:23:25.029 --> 00:23:29.650
media personality is typically difficult for

00:23:29.650 --> 00:23:33.009
you to be viewed in the more favorable light

00:23:33.009 --> 00:23:35.410
when you're beefing with somebody who is a beloved

00:23:35.410 --> 00:23:41.200
rapper. You know, and the fact that from my perspective,

00:23:41.299 --> 00:23:43.519
when I'm reading the comments, when I'm seeing

00:23:43.519 --> 00:23:46.160
other podcasters like Joe Budden or whoever way

00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:49.440
his tattoos look like a dive bar bathroom stall.

00:23:49.579 --> 00:23:55.019
You're a loser. And it has seemed like, oh, it's

00:23:55.019 --> 00:23:58.920
interesting to see. People being pretty logical

00:23:58.920 --> 00:24:01.160
and seeming to understand that from a business

00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:05.380
perspective... Business! Everything with this

00:24:05.380 --> 00:24:08.319
guy is transactional. Him and his wife, he passes

00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:11.380
around like a high school blunt. I think you

00:24:11.380 --> 00:24:14.299
look better than Boosie in this whole thing,

00:24:14.420 --> 00:24:17.940
which is... I thought it was... Kind of... You

00:24:17.940 --> 00:24:21.819
can't say Boosie. You gotta say... no you're

00:24:21.819 --> 00:24:25.259
used to what side people pick in these uh issues

00:24:25.259 --> 00:24:28.640
oftentimes being based on identity and not so

00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:32.140
much let the freaking guest talk dude reality

00:24:32.140 --> 00:24:34.579
but it feels like it's been going pretty well

00:24:34.579 --> 00:24:36.579
in terms of how people wow he likes hearing himself

00:24:36.579 --> 00:24:39.720
talk shut up which makes me feel like the audience

00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:43.240
is the caption says adam 22 and dj vlad speak

00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:46.420
on vlad's recent beef no it's all out of 22 talking

00:24:46.420 --> 00:24:51.180
shut up maybe growing up a little bit Transparency

00:24:51.180 --> 00:24:54.420
goes a long way. True, true. Transparency. I'll

00:24:54.420 --> 00:24:57.259
say one thing. I'm not a big fan of DJ Vlad.

00:24:57.779 --> 00:24:59.779
I watch some of his interviews and whatever.

00:25:00.539 --> 00:25:03.700
But he's better spoken than that moron Adam 22.

00:25:04.180 --> 00:25:08.079
You tell people the whole story from top to bottom

00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:12.140
and you have receipts and the other person doesn't

00:25:12.140 --> 00:25:16.059
turn around and say no, that's wrong. I am. It's

00:25:16.059 --> 00:25:22.230
DJ Vlad. DJ Vlad. Here's a clip that's going

00:25:22.230 --> 00:25:28.609
around from Nikki Glaser. Here it is. Talks about

00:25:28.609 --> 00:25:31.490
how fans and celebrities flirt with her. The

00:25:31.490 --> 00:25:33.950
thing that makes me, the people that hit on me,

00:25:34.029 --> 00:25:37.549
if they know he's my boyfriend, disgust. Like,

00:25:37.549 --> 00:25:40.430
I'm just instantly, like, revolted by any man

00:25:40.430 --> 00:25:41.809
that would. And I think this is when she did

00:25:41.809 --> 00:25:44.890
Stern before she did Call Her Daddy, where they

00:25:44.890 --> 00:25:47.670
talked about it being an open relationship. so

00:25:47.670 --> 00:25:51.109
how do you want it do that in front of my boyfriend

00:25:51.109 --> 00:25:52.789
if they try to do it when he's not around okay

00:25:52.789 --> 00:25:55.390
fine let's shoot your shot but like in front

00:25:55.390 --> 00:25:59.089
of him to like make him feel less than is i'm

00:25:59.089 --> 00:26:00.869
instantly like i don't like this guy anymore

00:26:00.869 --> 00:26:03.849
and uh this is done so but yeah that's got to

00:26:03.849 --> 00:26:05.609
be the worst feeling ever and that's that's why

00:26:05.609 --> 00:26:08.690
i always like to make it clear not even for him

00:26:08.690 --> 00:26:11.049
for me to be like to test the guy like you know

00:26:11.049 --> 00:26:13.930
i'm with him right so yeah but he's banging man

00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:18.359
Nikki Glaser seems like she does not know what

00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:21.480
she wants. Also seems like she does not respect

00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:26.240
herself. Oh, yeah. Clevecular's back on kick.

00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:31.500
We all freaking knew that would not last long.

00:26:32.420 --> 00:26:37.859
He's talking to Piper Rocco from OnlyVans. And

00:26:37.859 --> 00:26:40.000
she couldn't read numbers from her phone while

00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:43.480
on his stream. Yeah. Can I show the screen? Yeah.

00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:48.720
Here, guys. Just read it. Just read it. I'm not

00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:51.279
the best at it. Here, do it. I can't. Yeah, because

00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:55.779
you're stupid. Yeah, you're hot, but that's what

00:26:55.779 --> 00:26:58.480
you're doing. Holy fans. She probably, to be

00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.609
fair. A lot of these people that were in school

00:27:02.609 --> 00:27:06.670
during COVID are all messed up because they didn't

00:27:06.670 --> 00:27:11.549
get a proper education. So she was probably 12

00:27:11.549 --> 00:27:14.609
years old, 13 years old during COVID and probably

00:27:14.609 --> 00:27:17.569
missed out on addition. I'm not kidding either.

00:27:17.789 --> 00:27:20.049
You can't read it? I'm not good at reading stuff

00:27:20.049 --> 00:27:23.910
on camera. Just read the score. Just look. It's

00:27:23.910 --> 00:27:25.369
literally a number. It's literally a number.

00:27:25.710 --> 00:27:31.420
You say one thing. Um, it's... Wow. You're dumb.

00:27:33.299 --> 00:27:39.279
856 -49. The Code of Johnson reveals that she

00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:42.880
had sex seven times a day back in the day. Oh,

00:27:42.900 --> 00:27:46.099
yeah. Now she's just dried up like the head does

00:27:46.099 --> 00:27:53.799
it. Here's a modern woman talking about her life.

00:27:54.250 --> 00:27:56.490
And the caption says, modern women have the digital

00:27:56.490 --> 00:27:58.589
footprint of a porn star. When I'm drunk, I'm

00:27:58.589 --> 00:28:00.390
like a really, really, really, really, really

00:28:00.390 --> 00:28:01.910
bad flirt. And I'm going to get anything that

00:28:01.910 --> 00:28:03.269
I want. So boom, the other day I'm in the bar,

00:28:03.369 --> 00:28:05.589
drunk as fuck. It closes. I walk out, see these

00:28:05.589 --> 00:28:07.769
three men, plus this dude that I know. Oh yeah!

00:28:09.130 --> 00:28:11.430
DP time. Oh, that's my friend. So I go up to

00:28:11.430 --> 00:28:13.069
my friend because I want one of these dudes in

00:28:13.069 --> 00:28:15.130
this little friend group. Go up to my friend.

00:28:15.150 --> 00:28:16.569
I'm like, oh, who are these men? Like, they look

00:28:16.569 --> 00:28:18.829
good. So he brings me over. He introduces me

00:28:18.829 --> 00:28:20.490
to them. Get all their names. So the dude in

00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:22.109
the middle of these three people, he's the one

00:28:22.109 --> 00:28:23.829
that, like, is fucking me the most. But I want

00:28:23.829 --> 00:28:27.190
the dude. Oh, yeah. And then afterwards, we did

00:28:27.190 --> 00:28:32.680
this. so we're gonna call the middle and right

00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:34.519
so i'm like fucking with middle whatever and

00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:36.059
they're like where are you going i'm like we're

00:28:36.059 --> 00:28:37.619
going to a post game you should pull up so they're

00:28:37.619 --> 00:28:39.420
like bet bet bet so all of us we walk to the

00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:41.720
car right is driving the car middle's like okay

00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:43.019
like can you drop us off at our cars and we're

00:28:43.019 --> 00:28:44.160
gonna meet you at the post game i'm like okay

00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:46.039
perfect so i'm like okay like this is the time

00:28:46.039 --> 00:28:48.069
i get to talk to a dude on the right Because

00:28:48.069 --> 00:28:49.890
I want him. Anyway so middle guy and then the

00:28:49.890 --> 00:28:51.509
other guy get out of the car. And me and my friend

00:28:51.509 --> 00:28:53.109
stay in the car. And I'm like okay well like

00:28:53.109 --> 00:28:54.390
I don't want you to sit up in the front by yourself.

00:28:54.529 --> 00:28:55.829
Like let me get in the front with you. So I get

00:28:55.829 --> 00:28:57.589
in the front with dude on the right. And we drop

00:28:57.589 --> 00:28:59.549
to the post game. Post game's chill. Everybody's

00:28:59.549 --> 00:29:01.509
there. Three men are coming in. I like smoke

00:29:01.509 --> 00:29:03.109
with them a little bit. We're talking. Whatever.

00:29:03.549 --> 00:29:05.490
So they're finna leave. So dude in the middle

00:29:05.490 --> 00:29:07.730
calls me outside. We like kiss or whatever. And

00:29:07.730 --> 00:29:09.490
he's like begging me to come home with him. I'm

00:29:09.490 --> 00:29:11.809
like bitch no. So I go back inside. And I go

00:29:11.809 --> 00:29:13.829
back inside. I look up dude on the left. Look

00:29:13.829 --> 00:29:15.410
him up on Snapchat. Little do I know I already

00:29:15.410 --> 00:29:19.539
have him on Snapchat. Oh, yeah. What a riveting

00:29:19.539 --> 00:29:22.039
story. I bet your parents are so proud of you.

00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:30.299
What else do we have here? All right. Give me

00:29:30.299 --> 00:29:32.900
a second. I'm not ready for the James Charles

00:29:32.900 --> 00:29:35.539
segment. I just don't know if I can handle it.

00:29:35.740 --> 00:29:39.859
It's the worst. Nick Cannon's accountant allegedly

00:29:39.859 --> 00:29:42.339
embezzled $2 million. Money manager allegedly

00:29:42.339 --> 00:29:44.579
treated his account like a personal piggy bank

00:29:44.579 --> 00:29:54.730
and then disappeared with $2 million. According

00:29:54.730 --> 00:29:57.650
to federal prosecutors. Sources with direct knowledge

00:29:57.650 --> 00:30:00.349
tell TMZ that Frank Muzoki, a former account

00:30:00.349 --> 00:30:02.950
manager, is accused of spending several years

00:30:02.950 --> 00:30:05.109
siphoning cash from Nick Cannon. Federal prosecutors

00:30:05.109 --> 00:30:07.869
have now hit Frank with an eight -count indictment

00:30:07.869 --> 00:30:10.349
claiming he used his position managing the businesses

00:30:10.349 --> 00:30:12.630
and financial affairs of elite celebrities to

00:30:12.630 --> 00:30:14.650
carry out the scheme. While the indictment doesn't

00:30:14.650 --> 00:30:16.450
mention Nick Cannon by name, sources confirm

00:30:16.450 --> 00:30:19.769
he is the alleged victim. All right, there you

00:30:19.769 --> 00:30:24.369
go. Man, Nick Cannon just does not surround himself

00:30:24.369 --> 00:30:31.569
with good people. Logan Paul on his podcast that

00:30:31.569 --> 00:30:36.630
every vegan Gen Z person copies. Here's his take

00:30:36.630 --> 00:30:39.569
on people filming concerts. I think hell froze

00:30:39.569 --> 00:30:44.799
over. Why do I think hell froze over? Because

00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:48.039
I'm agreeing with Logan Paul. Pull your phone

00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:51.019
out at a concert or some shit. Just a question.

00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:54.279
What's your plan with that video? You're going

00:30:54.279 --> 00:30:56.839
to go back and watch it? Because it's three minutes

00:30:56.839 --> 00:30:59.259
long. So you're going to watch it when you're

00:30:59.259 --> 00:31:02.240
feeling low or when you need some energy. I have

00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.880
filmed concerts before. A little bit of it. And

00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:07.500
I never watch it. Maybe if I'm scrolling through

00:31:07.500 --> 00:31:11.079
my phone and a memory pops up. I'm actually going

00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:13.059
to do it with that video. And if you're one of

00:31:13.059 --> 00:31:17.420
these people. The two hands? Shame on you. I've

00:31:17.420 --> 00:31:19.059
seen people at Coachella. Shame on you. I've

00:31:19.059 --> 00:31:20.720
seen a person at Coachella this year even with

00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:23.579
an iPad. Well, that's not living in the moment.

00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:25.200
Maybe there was a job where they were trying

00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:30.119
to, you know, film things for a website. All

00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:31.859
right, we're going to do a thing on soon though.

00:31:31.940 --> 00:31:37.500
A song called James Charles is a privileged douche

00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:43.589
bag and needs to shut up. So James Charles. I

00:31:43.589 --> 00:31:45.849
think he's the worst. And no, I don't want anybody

00:31:45.849 --> 00:31:48.589
saying it's because he's gay. I just think he's

00:31:48.589 --> 00:31:54.710
absolutely inseparable. He's the worst. And I'm

00:31:54.710 --> 00:31:55.950
going to make a song because we're going to talk

00:31:55.950 --> 00:31:59.509
about James Charles. Honestly, in a weird way,

00:31:59.549 --> 00:32:01.849
he kind of makes gay guys look bad because they're

00:32:01.849 --> 00:32:05.150
already dealing with a lot of homophobia. And

00:32:05.150 --> 00:32:13.640
then you got this moron. But. It got flagged

00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:17.960
for moderation. Why are we so sensitive? Is a

00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:21.799
privileged, I'll say moron, not douchebag. Hopefully,

00:32:21.980 --> 00:32:26.599
Suno has not become, what? Is it because, what's

00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:31.500
wrong with it? All right, 2000s hip hop. Let

00:32:31.500 --> 00:32:34.980
me try this. I'm trying to make a song. It's

00:32:34.980 --> 00:32:37.779
James, God damn it. It's James Charles, fuck

00:32:37.779 --> 00:32:41.529
you, bro. It's kind of like the thing known as

00:32:41.529 --> 00:32:43.970
Taylor Swift, where you can't... On these websites.

00:32:44.069 --> 00:32:49.190
Let me explain why I'm getting mad. On these

00:32:49.190 --> 00:32:52.450
websites. God damn it. Some of the names you

00:32:52.450 --> 00:32:53.890
can't make songs about. Like, I couldn't even

00:32:53.890 --> 00:32:56.250
make a song about the other Taylor. Taylor, Frankie,

00:32:56.410 --> 00:32:59.789
Paul. Because it had the word Taylor in it. I

00:32:59.789 --> 00:33:02.809
guess James Charles' name is blocked. Fuck you,

00:33:02.849 --> 00:33:06.619
bro. You're a bitch. All right. So... There was

00:33:06.619 --> 00:33:09.940
a Spirit Airline employee that is out of a job

00:33:09.940 --> 00:33:13.480
and they reached out to James Charles to see

00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:16.700
if he can share the GoFundMe. And here is how

00:33:16.700 --> 00:33:19.359
he reacted. I just got a DM on here from a girl

00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:21.680
that said, good morning, James. I know you'll

00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:24.240
probably never see this, but if you could just

00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:25.940
take one minute to read, it would really mean

00:33:25.940 --> 00:33:29.059
a lot to me. You're a sociopath, bro. I don't

00:33:29.059 --> 00:33:31.839
care how much money and how much stuff you have.

00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:35.890
You're a loser. I'm really struggling right now

00:33:35.890 --> 00:33:38.769
because... And you're a privileged douche. Fear

00:33:38.769 --> 00:33:40.829
Airlines just filed for bankruptcy and I have

00:33:40.829 --> 00:33:45.150
lost my job. It's so funny. No one in your career

00:33:45.150 --> 00:33:47.549
hasn't taken off without daddy's money. You're

00:33:47.549 --> 00:33:51.609
a loser. Here's the GoFundMe link. Any donations

00:33:51.609 --> 00:33:56.950
help. Now listen, I think the GoFundMe thing's

00:33:56.950 --> 00:33:59.470
a little out of control. I think it's a little

00:33:59.470 --> 00:34:02.369
ridiculous. I have people reach out to me for

00:34:02.369 --> 00:34:05.009
GoFundMes for stuff. I try to share the ones

00:34:05.009 --> 00:34:07.970
that, you know, I don't know. But the thing is,

00:34:08.150 --> 00:34:12.190
I don't make fun of it. I'm sure they do, sweetheart.

00:34:12.409 --> 00:34:14.230
I'm sure they do. You know what else would help

00:34:14.230 --> 00:34:17.090
you? Getting another job. Hey, you want to help

00:34:17.090 --> 00:34:19.989
him get the job? You're a bitch slap face, dude.

00:34:20.170 --> 00:34:23.869
You're annoying. Yeah, try that. You know how

00:34:23.869 --> 00:34:27.849
easy it is to find a job on Indeed? Shut up.

00:34:28.190 --> 00:34:29.730
the time that it took you to copy and paste the

00:34:29.730 --> 00:34:32.469
same fuck ass message to myself who you don't

00:34:32.469 --> 00:34:36.170
follow by the way and oh heaven forbid i do think

00:34:36.170 --> 00:34:38.070
it is kind of weird that you would think a sociopathic

00:34:38.070 --> 00:34:41.090
loser that makes all gay people look bad like

00:34:41.090 --> 00:34:43.510
him would care about you that's where that girl

00:34:43.510 --> 00:34:46.650
messed up probably a hundred other influencers

00:34:46.650 --> 00:34:48.469
and celebrities you could have applied for a

00:34:48.469 --> 00:34:50.329
hundred other jobs but you didn't because you're

00:34:50.329 --> 00:34:52.429
a lazy piece of shit all right that's where you're

00:34:52.429 --> 00:34:55.090
out of control dead weren't you like allegedly

00:34:55.090 --> 00:34:58.750
grooming people you're no saint i hope all the

00:34:58.750 --> 00:35:02.610
skeletons in your closet come out because we

00:35:02.610 --> 00:35:04.929
know that james charles likes to come out you're

00:35:04.929 --> 00:35:08.869
entitled no you're entitled you're a sociopathic

00:35:08.869 --> 00:35:11.969
brat and you think the influences and celebrities

00:35:11.969 --> 00:35:16.510
should find your life for you It is kind of infuriating

00:35:16.510 --> 00:35:19.170
how this guy has the money. I know there's somebody

00:35:19.170 --> 00:35:21.909
listening to my show right now that's stuck in

00:35:21.909 --> 00:35:24.690
traffic and they're just trying to get by in

00:35:24.690 --> 00:35:28.860
life. And they're like, man, I make $60 ,000

00:35:28.860 --> 00:35:30.860
a year. I have to work 40 hours plus overtime.

00:35:31.260 --> 00:35:34.679
I work so hard. And this douchebag is just born

00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:38.139
into money. Why? Why would I ever help you? You're

00:35:38.139 --> 00:35:39.820
not a fan. You don't even follow me. You've never

00:35:39.820 --> 00:35:41.519
supported me. This is your first time DMing.

00:35:41.579 --> 00:35:44.219
And you think that I'm going to send you money

00:35:44.219 --> 00:35:46.619
because you lost your job? Oh, my God. Welcome

00:35:46.619 --> 00:35:49.099
to the real world. You don't know a thing about

00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:52.380
the real world. Shut up. Stop talking. You don't

00:35:52.380 --> 00:35:54.599
know a thing about the real world. You were born

00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:56.880
into money. Everybody online was saying you're

00:35:56.880 --> 00:35:59.059
a Rothschild. I don't know if that's true, but

00:35:59.059 --> 00:36:00.780
you were definitely born into money. You don't

00:36:00.780 --> 00:36:03.019
know a thing about the real world. This is what

00:36:03.019 --> 00:36:05.320
I can't stand about the rich and elite. They're

00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:07.219
not all heartless. You know what I've noticed

00:36:07.219 --> 00:36:09.280
about the rich and elite? The ones that were,

00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:11.780
you know, not born into money, the ones that

00:36:11.780 --> 00:36:14.480
had to earn the money, have more relatability

00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:17.860
than asswifes like him that have no accountability.

00:36:18.969 --> 00:36:20.969
People lose their jobs every fucking day and

00:36:20.969 --> 00:36:23.750
you're white, pretty, and able -bodied. You're

00:36:23.750 --> 00:36:25.369
in a much better position than a lot of other

00:36:25.369 --> 00:36:27.829
people out here. And so are you. You could have

00:36:27.829 --> 00:36:30.909
just easily ignored the GoFundMe. You know how

00:36:30.909 --> 00:36:34.030
many times I get messaged? I never shame them.

00:36:34.170 --> 00:36:38.090
It's bad juju. It's bad karma. You're walking

00:36:38.090 --> 00:36:42.309
bad karma. You're a bitch. Who are trying clearly

00:36:42.309 --> 00:36:44.929
much harder to make a better life for themselves.

00:36:45.090 --> 00:36:48.769
Why would I fucking help you? Wow. Why would

00:36:48.769 --> 00:36:51.389
anybody want to hang out with you? Why was Charlie

00:36:51.389 --> 00:36:52.969
D 'Amino or whatever that girl's name was hanging

00:36:52.969 --> 00:36:56.409
out with him? He's a loser! Let me say it again.

00:36:57.469 --> 00:37:01.349
Loser! You're the worst! Aside from that, 17

00:37:01.349 --> 00:37:03.469
,000 people lost their jobs at Spirit Airlines.

00:37:03.650 --> 00:37:06.489
Why do you think you need to go fuck me? Oh no!

00:37:06.949 --> 00:37:11.090
Baby, they have bills to pay! You know dating

00:37:11.090 --> 00:37:13.340
him would be the worst. It would be equivalent

00:37:13.340 --> 00:37:16.960
to dating a cloud -chasing girl that uses you

00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:20.099
for your money. Mm -hmm. And then when you break

00:37:20.099 --> 00:37:23.860
up, she spills all of the beans. I can at least,

00:37:23.860 --> 00:37:26.699
like, 1 % respect the mentality of closed -mouths

00:37:26.699 --> 00:37:28.219
-don't -get -that -doesn't -hurt -to -try. Oh,

00:37:28.340 --> 00:37:31.679
yeah. You know James Charles knows about closed

00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:34.210
-mouths. Honestly, it does hurt to try because

00:37:34.210 --> 00:37:36.630
now you pissed me off. You seem like you're always

00:37:36.630 --> 00:37:39.230
pissed off. Yeah, douche. Okay, I'm not the one.

00:37:39.469 --> 00:37:41.409
You know, if this person was underage, he would

00:37:41.409 --> 00:37:44.489
help. Go find fucking Mr. Reese. This is literally

00:37:44.489 --> 00:37:46.269
his entire shtick. I'm sure the next YouTube

00:37:46.269 --> 00:37:48.610
video is literally going to be like, I rehired

00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:50.730
all 17 ,000 of the Spirit Airlines employees

00:37:50.730 --> 00:37:52.449
and it's going to be the real life Hunger Games.

00:37:52.489 --> 00:37:54.429
The last one of them to leave the Spirit Airlines

00:37:54.429 --> 00:37:56.969
plane gets to be the CEO of the new company and

00:37:56.969 --> 00:38:01.190
gets a house. Wow, he is coked up. How much cocaine

00:38:01.190 --> 00:38:03.750
have you done tonight? $10 million that everybody

00:38:03.750 --> 00:38:06.670
else dies. Like, go find that video to compete

00:38:06.670 --> 00:38:08.690
in, baby. I'm not helping you. I'm not fucking

00:38:08.690 --> 00:38:10.630
helping you. All you did. Oh, and of course,

00:38:10.630 --> 00:38:13.329
in the comment section, that comedian Godfrey's

00:38:13.329 --> 00:38:15.349
like, you're going out of the point. Shut your

00:38:15.349 --> 00:38:17.809
ass. You're another rich and elite, unfunny,

00:38:17.809 --> 00:38:20.449
race -baiting comedian. Just lost your job, okay?

00:38:20.630 --> 00:38:23.530
Welcome to the real world. I can at least understand

00:38:23.530 --> 00:38:25.829
if you were like, James, I'm a longtime fan.

00:38:25.969 --> 00:38:28.909
Here's a trillion years of DMs. Oh, it has to

00:38:28.909 --> 00:38:32.420
be because they're fake. I just don't know why

00:38:32.420 --> 00:38:35.400
this person was like, yeah, when I think of generosity

00:38:35.400 --> 00:38:38.260
and relatability, I think of James frickin' Charles.

00:38:38.900 --> 00:38:41.440
And my support for you. I love you. People lose

00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:43.860
their jobs every fucking day, and you're white,

00:38:43.900 --> 00:38:45.820
pretty, and able -bodied. All right, there you

00:38:45.820 --> 00:38:49.280
go. And then he said, sorry. Because you know

00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:51.340
his PR team was probably not happy with him.

00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:57.539
God, is he unlikable. He is just the worst. Again,

00:38:57.619 --> 00:38:59.179
if it was a 15 -year -old boy, he'd be like,

00:38:59.219 --> 00:39:05.639
yeah. Let me help you. But no. You're a douche,

00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:10.440
bro. Such a douche. I don't even know what else

00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:15.780
to say. There's no words to describe how unlikable

00:39:15.780 --> 00:39:18.539
he is. He's the worst. Here he is trying to say

00:39:18.539 --> 00:39:22.510
sorry. Yesterday morning, I posted a video on

00:39:22.510 --> 00:39:24.530
this account talking about how a woman had lost

00:39:24.530 --> 00:39:26.829
her job at Spear Airlines and she sent me a message

00:39:26.829 --> 00:39:35.570
with a GoFundMe link asking me to donate. And

00:39:35.570 --> 00:39:38.469
the video is basically me yelling at the camera,

00:39:38.510 --> 00:39:40.610
being super upset and frustrated because this...

00:39:40.610 --> 00:39:44.309
Why are you upset? Because you can't keep a man?

00:39:44.570 --> 00:39:46.449
Because every dude realizes you're nothing more

00:39:46.449 --> 00:39:48.809
than a twink? The person had never followed me,

00:39:48.829 --> 00:39:51.409
never supported me before. Oh my god! Get over

00:39:51.409 --> 00:39:54.289
that! What a narcissist you are! You'd be perfect

00:39:54.289 --> 00:39:57.510
for morning radio, you douche! And it was clear

00:39:57.510 --> 00:39:59.210
that she had basically copied and pasted this

00:39:59.210 --> 00:40:02.150
DM to every influencer and celebrity she possibly

00:40:02.150 --> 00:40:05.070
could, asking for a handout. Okay! She's in a

00:40:05.070 --> 00:40:09.469
bad place! And I called her lazy, I said she

00:40:09.469 --> 00:40:11.389
was stupid, and I said she's - You're talking

00:40:11.389 --> 00:40:14.219
about yourself! You're lazy. What do you do for

00:40:14.219 --> 00:40:15.920
a living? She should have spent the time that

00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:18.420
she spent copying the message, applying for jobs

00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:21.940
instead. This diddy was stupid. It was rude.

00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.079
It was obnoxious. It was privileged. And most

00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:27.179
importantly, it was completely unnecessary. Yeah,

00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:30.340
you don't say. When I saw that DM, I absolutely

00:40:30.340 --> 00:40:32.619
had the choice to ignore it and say absolutely

00:40:32.619 --> 00:40:38.159
nothing at all. Who got in his corner? And told

00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:39.900
him to do this video. He didn't do this out of

00:40:39.900 --> 00:40:42.179
the kindness of his heart. And move on with my

00:40:42.179 --> 00:40:45.139
day. But instead, I couldn't even tell you why

00:40:45.139 --> 00:40:50.519
her message just triggered me. I decided instead

00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.099
to make a video about it and I bashed her and

00:40:53.099 --> 00:40:56.500
it was obnoxious and I shamed her for asking

00:40:56.500 --> 00:41:01.039
for help in a situation where she was clearly

00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:02.699
really struggling and this could have been her

00:41:02.699 --> 00:41:05.739
absolute last resort. I have no idea what was

00:41:05.739 --> 00:41:10.449
going on in her life and I should have. I hope

00:41:10.449 --> 00:41:14.489
all your skeletons come out, dude. Never assumed

00:41:14.489 --> 00:41:16.849
that she was just copying and pasting this DM

00:41:16.849 --> 00:41:19.769
as an easy way out. I don't know. I just don't

00:41:19.769 --> 00:41:23.250
know. My intention behind making this video in

00:41:23.250 --> 00:41:26.170
the first place was I get a lot of messages like

00:41:26.170 --> 00:41:28.449
this every single day. And for me personally,

00:41:28.610 --> 00:41:32.250
it definitely sucks to receive messages from

00:41:32.250 --> 00:41:33.889
people that don't follow you and don't support

00:41:33.889 --> 00:41:37.230
you, treating you like a personal ATM or bank

00:41:37.230 --> 00:41:40.150
account. Dude! That's what comes with being rich.

00:41:40.309 --> 00:41:43.130
I've worked with rich people. That's what happens.

00:41:43.329 --> 00:41:45.829
People are struggling, especially now. And your

00:41:45.829 --> 00:41:51.070
net worth is 12, 22 million. Shut up. But what

00:41:51.070 --> 00:41:53.909
I'm sure sucks even more is not knowing where

00:41:53.909 --> 00:41:55.789
your next paycheck is coming from and not being

00:41:55.789 --> 00:41:56.889
sure whether or not you're going to be able to

00:41:56.889 --> 00:42:00.010
put food on the table. I've had enough. Blah,

00:42:00.010 --> 00:42:07.369
blah, blah. Man, how piss baskets die. He just

00:42:07.369 --> 00:42:11.489
has an unlikable thing around him. What do we

00:42:11.489 --> 00:42:19.960
have here? Logan Paul and his wife, Nina. talking

00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:23.760
about what it was like giving birth. It's definitely

00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:27.320
not hard to watch, but it's like I haven't. I

00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:29.420
remember I saw it in a high school video and

00:42:29.420 --> 00:42:32.739
it was like a firecracker. It was traumatizing.

00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:36.579
I put myself out there in a while and here I

00:42:36.579 --> 00:42:40.360
am putting all of me out there. You know, it's

00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:42.820
like, it's so many emotions and like sounds.

00:42:43.300 --> 00:42:46.320
I thought it was done in like a super beautiful

00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:48.679
way. It's done really beautifully. Yeah. Did

00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:50.539
you see the first cut, though? The first cut

00:42:50.539 --> 00:42:53.420
was a lot. I didn't watch any of the first cuts

00:42:53.420 --> 00:42:55.179
after the film. It was ridiculous. Sorry, were

00:42:55.179 --> 00:42:58.460
the cameras in the delivery room? No, I filmed

00:42:58.460 --> 00:43:00.659
it. I don't know how you managed to do that.

00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:04.019
While supporting me, Logan... I bet you never

00:43:04.019 --> 00:43:07.380
look at a vagina the same. ...was able to film

00:43:07.380 --> 00:43:10.500
the entire thing, like, perfectly, capture all

00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:12.659
the moments from, like, you know, my emotions

00:43:12.659 --> 00:43:16.539
to Esme's first cry to her going to get weighed

00:43:16.539 --> 00:43:19.929
to... There you go. Something I cannot relate

00:43:19.929 --> 00:43:24.429
to is having kids. Eight, five, six, 49 Hoppy.

00:43:26.449 --> 00:43:29.110
Clavicular tries to explain to Piper Raquel why

00:43:29.110 --> 00:43:31.809
it's wrong to have only fans at 18. I'm not a

00:43:31.809 --> 00:43:35.070
victim and I don't ever say I am, but a lot of

00:43:35.070 --> 00:43:37.429
people do think that I am a victim of exploitation

00:43:37.429 --> 00:43:41.429
and I just, I'm constantly like, people have

00:43:41.429 --> 00:43:44.619
put me in that box. The internet, of course,

00:43:44.659 --> 00:43:46.579
but I feel like even the internet is kind of

00:43:46.579 --> 00:43:49.300
just a form of exploitation in a way, but, like,

00:43:49.300 --> 00:43:52.019
it's not just personally me. Well, here's the

00:43:52.019 --> 00:43:54.940
thing. It's like, you know, with being your age

00:43:54.940 --> 00:43:58.239
and being a young woman in this world... Your

00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:00.500
age? You're the same age as her. You're not wise.

00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:05.119
Shut up! Um, you know, you are a little bit naive

00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:08.039
by default, and that's okay, right? Ignorance

00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:10.079
is... So are you, bro! What are you, a rocket

00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:13.670
scientist? You shot a dead alligator! Shut up!

00:44:14.469 --> 00:44:18.710
It makes you the joyous personality that you

00:44:18.710 --> 00:44:23.289
are, but that also makes it quite easy for kind

00:44:23.289 --> 00:44:26.769
of sleazy people to do things that you shouldn't

00:44:26.769 --> 00:44:31.230
want to do. It's like, I don't know. I'm not

00:44:31.230 --> 00:44:33.469
really going to... Since when is clavicular a

00:44:33.469 --> 00:44:38.110
freaking stage? Shut up! I am in a cranky mood.

00:44:38.389 --> 00:44:42.269
Mm -hmm. Here is Sophie Rain declining his call.

00:44:43.329 --> 00:44:44.769
I don't know if she's going to answer. She might

00:44:44.769 --> 00:44:47.050
be asleep, guys. So this might not be a good

00:44:47.050 --> 00:44:57.190
idea. Let's see. My phone's a bit gross. I'm

00:44:57.190 --> 00:44:59.829
sorry. Yeah, so supposedly he called her a bird

00:44:59.829 --> 00:45:04.070
and now she's not picking up. No way! You call

00:45:04.070 --> 00:45:06.670
a girl a bird and she wants nothing to do with

00:45:06.670 --> 00:45:09.429
you? Who would have thought? You lux -maxer.

00:45:09.769 --> 00:45:12.349
You douche -maxer. I just have to wipe off the

00:45:12.349 --> 00:45:21.389
camera. I'm the clavicular. She must know. She's

00:45:21.389 --> 00:45:25.489
gonna ego you. I'm so sorry. Brutal, brutal,

00:45:25.650 --> 00:45:27.849
brutal. Yeah, she's not a big fan of you, but

00:45:27.849 --> 00:45:34.309
that's okay. I'm glad someone said it. Yeah,

00:45:34.309 --> 00:45:36.329
clavicular. I first really respected him, and

00:45:36.329 --> 00:45:39.960
then he just got so stupid. This is interesting.

00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:45.139
Alex Copra, Goddaddy, asks Rachel Bilson how

00:45:45.139 --> 00:45:47.719
she coped with being with a partner that had

00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:51.659
a different sex drive. Listen, I need you to

00:45:51.659 --> 00:45:58.289
listen to me very carefully. If you don't have

00:45:58.289 --> 00:46:00.869
the same sex drive as your partner, it ain't

00:46:00.869 --> 00:46:06.369
going to work, dog. I'm a horny dude. My ex told

00:46:06.369 --> 00:46:11.289
me that I could have sex on my deathbed. Here's

00:46:11.289 --> 00:46:13.750
the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:46:14.070 --> 00:46:17.590
you need to at least have enough sex with your

00:46:17.590 --> 00:46:21.329
partner. I had friends with benefits. God bless

00:46:21.329 --> 00:46:26.590
her heart. We started out bad all the time. and

00:46:26.590 --> 00:46:29.550
then we broke up when your sex drive doesn't

00:46:29.550 --> 00:46:32.570
align it ain't gonna work it's you'll just move

00:46:32.570 --> 00:46:35.949
on yes okay have you ever been in a relationship

00:46:35.949 --> 00:46:39.110
where your partner had different sex drives than

00:46:39.110 --> 00:46:41.789
you and how did you guys handle that for sure

00:46:41.789 --> 00:46:43.590
you know that's an example of getting in your

00:46:43.590 --> 00:46:46.329
head because i have been in one where like or

00:46:46.329 --> 00:46:48.489
maybe i haven't been as interested after a while

00:46:48.489 --> 00:46:50.989
in having sex with the person and in my head

00:46:50.989 --> 00:46:54.230
i'm like okay i had sex today if i wait two or

00:46:54.539 --> 00:46:56.360
three days, okay, maybe I can do it again on

00:46:56.360 --> 00:46:58.780
Thursday and then he'll be okay, you know. But

00:46:58.780 --> 00:47:00.119
then you're in your head and then you're like,

00:47:00.179 --> 00:47:02.400
oh, fuck. And I had that for a while, like even

00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:04.860
after a relationship, being stuck in that and

00:47:04.860 --> 00:47:08.059
overthinking. Like we had sex today. Okay, when

00:47:08.059 --> 00:47:10.179
do I have to have it again to, you know. That

00:47:10.179 --> 00:47:12.900
is the most relatable. That's the problem is

00:47:12.900 --> 00:47:16.800
when a woman, here's the problem. And women don't

00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:24.159
get this. We are designed to have sex. we are

00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:27.699
designed to want to recreate we're horny all

00:47:27.699 --> 00:47:30.440
the time women can like have an orgasm and then

00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:33.320
be like i'm good for two weeks that is not a

00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:36.800
guy on a date old thing just to pause you right

00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:38.800
there i can't imagine how many women are like

00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:42.340
me too rachel what the fuck do you do to like

00:47:42.340 --> 00:47:45.579
combat that right it's yeah it's it's it's so

00:47:45.579 --> 00:47:48.599
tough right because battling your head and your

00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:51.110
body because there's totally different things

00:47:51.110 --> 00:47:52.769
and even if i want to have sex my head could

00:47:52.769 --> 00:47:57.409
be like no i don't really want to oh my god just

00:47:57.409 --> 00:48:00.789
do it every time a girl's like i don't feel like

00:48:00.789 --> 00:48:02.449
doing it but then it ends up happening they're

00:48:02.449 --> 00:48:07.170
glad they did afterwards why do women overthink

00:48:07.170 --> 00:48:10.269
sex i'm not saying sex is the most important

00:48:10.269 --> 00:48:14.849
part of a relationship but it's getting out of

00:48:14.849 --> 00:48:17.420
control and then you're stuck in that pattern

00:48:17.420 --> 00:48:21.900
of like, okay, I'm going to calculate this. Calculation

00:48:21.900 --> 00:48:28.039
on sex? Have we lost our minds? That's you overthinking.

00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:32.980
Oh my God. Do you feel like when that happened

00:48:32.980 --> 00:48:34.679
to you with that partner? Cause I hear what you're

00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:36.760
saying. Like that, that specific, it felt like

00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:38.760
you're kind of like, I'm not sure if I'm in this

00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:40.400
anymore. And like, I don't know what I'm doing.

00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:43.260
Right. Did it go on for a while? Did you end

00:48:43.260 --> 00:48:45.500
it? Did you find any like remedy for it? Yeah.

00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:47.059
It was probably like the last year and a half.

00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:51.239
Geez. She'll be wondering why she gets cheated

00:48:51.239 --> 00:48:55.679
on. Cause you don't put out. If you're not having

00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:57.800
sex with your partner, you're just a friend.

00:48:58.139 --> 00:49:01.460
You say he's just a friend. You say he's just

00:49:01.460 --> 00:49:05.519
a friend. Oh, baby, you got what I need. But

00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:08.119
you put out once awake. That was kind of funny.

00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:13.400
Eight, five, six. Let me see what we got here.

00:49:13.869 --> 00:49:16.929
Listen, I kind of like comedians, but being around

00:49:16.929 --> 00:49:19.650
all of them with, like, Mike Kelton and that,

00:49:19.710 --> 00:49:24.289
they're all douchebags. They all have small day

00:49:24.289 --> 00:49:27.130
energy, and they think they're better than you,

00:49:27.309 --> 00:49:31.949
and they overthink everything. Mm -hmm. And we

00:49:31.949 --> 00:49:37.070
have a clip here. Jeff Dye supposedly wanted

00:49:37.070 --> 00:49:39.940
to be on WrestleMania. When I worked with Kelta,

00:49:40.059 --> 00:49:43.179
Jeff Dye was on the show. He's likable enough.

00:49:43.579 --> 00:49:45.639
He's accomplished a lot in life because he got

00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:50.099
to bang the good old person, unknown as Kristen

00:49:50.099 --> 00:49:52.320
Cavallari. But then again, half of Hollywood's

00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:55.940
powder. He's funny. He's likable. But he has

00:49:55.940 --> 00:49:59.480
an ego. And supposedly, he wanted to be a part

00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:05.500
of the comedy team at WrestleMania. But no offense

00:50:05.500 --> 00:50:08.800
to him. He was never truly a part of it. He was

00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:12.119
applying for it and was trying to be like, he

00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:15.340
was like an outsider going in. He never had a

00:50:15.340 --> 00:50:18.920
chance. So what happened was he ended up getting

00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:21.480
waived from it and not invited to WrestleMania

00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:24.199
and then he got mad. But he was inviting himself

00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:26.760
onto the team. He was trying to force himself

00:50:26.760 --> 00:50:29.960
to be a part of something that wasn't his. So

00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:35.510
here's Jeff Dye crying about his career. Let

00:50:35.510 --> 00:50:38.489
me pot up the board. That might help you guys

00:50:38.489 --> 00:50:42.449
to hear it. Should we talk about Kill Tony? I

00:50:42.449 --> 00:50:47.409
did Kill Tony. It was very fun. Shout out to

00:50:47.409 --> 00:50:52.030
Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony Hinchcliffe has wiggled

00:50:52.030 --> 00:50:55.869
his little way into all of his dreams coming

00:50:55.869 --> 00:50:59.469
true. As far as, you know, he's got money. He's

00:50:59.469 --> 00:51:02.110
in the city he loves. He's friends with people

00:51:02.110 --> 00:51:06.579
as cool as Joe Rogan and others. And Jeff Dye

00:51:06.579 --> 00:51:11.739
sounds very jealous. One of the best things I

00:51:11.739 --> 00:51:15.739
think you can do with your success is fart or

00:51:15.739 --> 00:51:18.900
power or celebrity or money or whatever. Using

00:51:18.900 --> 00:51:23.130
it to wiggle your way. into your other interests

00:51:23.130 --> 00:51:25.170
right so like i i've worked really hard at being

00:51:25.170 --> 00:51:28.389
a stand -up comedian and i will try to ring that

00:51:28.389 --> 00:51:31.789
any little remote little success i've ever had

00:51:31.789 --> 00:51:34.670
i try to ring it out so that i can go yeah by

00:51:34.670 --> 00:51:37.250
him saying remote success he doesn't feel happy

00:51:37.250 --> 00:51:39.170
about himself and this is the problem with a

00:51:39.170 --> 00:51:42.710
lot of comedians is they're very self -conscious

00:51:42.710 --> 00:51:45.769
they're all narcissistic people that had bad

00:51:45.769 --> 00:51:50.360
childhoods and they're very They're very controversial

00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:52.400
to be around. They're funny. They're talented.

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:56.300
But they use people. And then wonder by the time

00:51:56.300 --> 00:51:59.159
they're 40 why they're alone. Go to baseball

00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:02.800
games. Meet baseball players. Go to wrestling

00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:05.840
events. Hang out with wrestlers. Like I've tried

00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:07.760
my best for those kind of things. And so has

00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:12.360
Tony. So for Tony to have his own Kill Tony show

00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:19.809
at WrestleMania. that is a Tony Hinchcliffe wet

00:52:19.809 --> 00:52:23.289
dream. You know, think of anything Tony would

00:52:23.289 --> 00:52:25.849
like better than, you know, he was getting a

00:52:25.849 --> 00:52:32.030
wet dream watching the guys there. That he gets

00:52:32.030 --> 00:52:35.210
to be at WrestleMania, both nights, real good

00:52:35.210 --> 00:52:37.849
seats. And then at night he gets to like have

00:52:37.849 --> 00:52:41.309
the wrestlers come perform. Tony, like that's

00:52:41.309 --> 00:52:43.940
pretty cool. Well, as you guys know, I was already

00:52:43.940 --> 00:52:46.820
going to WrestleMania because of the gracious

00:52:46.820 --> 00:52:51.980
and genius and sweet Paul Heyman, formerly Paul

00:52:51.980 --> 00:52:57.739
E. Dangerously from ECW. Paul Heyman very generously

00:52:57.739 --> 00:53:02.760
left me two nights of WrestleMania entertainment

00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:06.460
at the box office, and we got to go. Me and my

00:53:06.460 --> 00:53:09.739
buddy Cole went, and it was awesome. So anyways,

00:53:09.880 --> 00:53:11.219
because Kill Tony was going to be there, I was

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:13.199
like, hey, I'm already going to be there. Can

00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:15.320
I perform? And Tony's like, hell yeah, come on

00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:19.079
the show. So I go out and everything I'm going

00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.260
to say, I hope is not taken out of context, but

00:53:21.260 --> 00:53:23.840
I'll just be as honest as I can be. Everyone

00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:27.679
did bad but me. I'm just being honest. I know

00:53:27.679 --> 00:53:30.099
that sounds terrible. All right. Then why weren't

00:53:30.099 --> 00:53:33.739
you selected? Terrible. William Montgomery did

00:53:33.739 --> 00:53:36.679
not do well. Yeah, I don't like comedians. You're

00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:43.289
a douchebag! And I think that he will tell you

00:53:43.289 --> 00:53:49.030
that. Then two people went out and they did not

00:53:49.030 --> 00:53:51.190
do well. And I think they will tell you that.

00:53:51.610 --> 00:53:58.789
Then Kane went out and he did terrible. But he's

00:53:58.789 --> 00:54:00.949
not a comedian. He's just a big pro wrestler

00:54:00.949 --> 00:54:04.869
and a mayor of Knox County. There he is crying.

00:54:05.409 --> 00:54:08.750
Look at that little bitch. What do we have here?

00:54:09.550 --> 00:54:12.739
Okay. I have a love -hate with Mark Norman. It's

00:54:12.739 --> 00:54:14.840
more love than hate. The guy makes me laugh.

00:54:15.019 --> 00:54:17.539
I like the podcast he does with Sam Morrell,

00:54:17.699 --> 00:54:20.199
former guest of the show. Whenever I was on Count

00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:22.000
the Show, he's always one of the funniest guests

00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:25.880
that was on. He's funny. I'll give him that.

00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:29.840
But I'm sick and tired of these comedians doing

00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:31.840
the thing where they do crowd work in the audience.

00:54:32.409 --> 00:54:35.230
And it's all staged. It ruined it for me with

00:54:35.230 --> 00:54:38.610
Matt Rife. It's no different than Joseph Carvalho

00:54:38.610 --> 00:54:40.530
of the Joe Show and all the radio shows doing

00:54:40.530 --> 00:54:43.130
fake prank calls in the morning. They don't know

00:54:43.130 --> 00:54:45.829
how to talk unscripted, so they have to have

00:54:45.829 --> 00:54:52.190
a plot line. How about you're so tilted? So here's

00:54:52.190 --> 00:54:56.329
a guy. An Asian man. He says he was tricked into

00:54:56.329 --> 00:54:59.269
being a part of Mark Norman's comedy special.

00:54:59.489 --> 00:55:02.570
In honor of AAPI month, I need to unpack a really

00:55:02.570 --> 00:55:05.710
unsettling and racist experience I just had at

00:55:05.710 --> 00:55:09.030
Mark Norman's comedy show. So I got an email

00:55:09.030 --> 00:55:11.349
from Gotham Casting two days ago. This happened

00:55:11.349 --> 00:55:13.690
last night. And they were basically saying, hey,

00:55:13.750 --> 00:55:16.329
you're cast as an extra to be a business person.

00:55:16.389 --> 00:55:18.750
You fit the profile. Come dress as a businessman.

00:55:18.909 --> 00:55:21.670
Mind you, I'm not a businessman, but I pull up

00:55:21.670 --> 00:55:24.010
in like a businessman outfit. and immediately

00:55:24.010 --> 00:55:27.170
i get a red flag everyone in the green room is

00:55:27.170 --> 00:55:31.590
asian it's all asian men asian businessmen and

00:55:31.590 --> 00:55:33.170
most of those people weren't even business people

00:55:33.170 --> 00:55:35.849
they were just dressed as one okay so i'm thinking

00:55:35.849 --> 00:55:38.949
to myself okay i already don't like this because

00:55:38.949 --> 00:55:41.769
they didn't tell us at all that they were casting

00:55:41.769 --> 00:55:45.250
asian men and this is a comedy special so clearly

00:55:45.250 --> 00:55:48.210
there's some bit about asian men that they're

00:55:48.210 --> 00:55:51.510
doing but anyways we sit down and they the producers

00:55:51.510 --> 00:55:54.230
are trying to identify which members of the crowd

00:55:54.230 --> 00:55:56.750
don't speak english as a first language so they

00:55:56.750 --> 00:55:58.909
make them raise their hands and they're pointing

00:55:58.909 --> 00:56:00.630
them out they're like okay guy in the middle

00:56:00.630 --> 00:56:03.030
guy with the red tie guy with the black shirt

00:56:03.030 --> 00:56:05.510
they're pointing them out specifically so that

00:56:05.510 --> 00:56:09.380
mark norman the comedian could have preselected

00:56:09.380 --> 00:56:11.780
people to banter with and do crowd work with

00:56:11.780 --> 00:56:13.739
so he can get clips of him talking to people

00:56:13.739 --> 00:56:15.599
with accents. Yeah, that's what I don't like.

00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:19.840
Do actual comedy, man. I grew up worshiping comedy.

00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:23.300
Listen to Opie and Anthony, Brandmeier, Steve

00:56:23.300 --> 00:56:27.610
Dahl, Ron and Fez. I even liked content at a

00:56:27.610 --> 00:56:30.530
point, blah, blah, blah. All these guys had comedians

00:56:30.530 --> 00:56:34.670
on. But they're all douchebags with no social

00:56:34.670 --> 00:56:37.610
skills. And the only redeeming thing they have

00:56:37.610 --> 00:56:41.010
is they know how to make people laugh. And making

00:56:41.010 --> 00:56:43.190
fun of people who couldn't defend themselves.

00:56:43.449 --> 00:56:46.710
And it just gave me such an ick. Such an ick.

00:56:47.349 --> 00:56:50.230
Anyways, Mark Norman comes out. And if you don't

00:56:50.230 --> 00:56:52.070
know, Mark Norman is a very famous comedian.

00:56:52.170 --> 00:56:54.389
He has like 2 million followers cross -platform.

00:56:54.730 --> 00:56:57.289
Yeah, this guy would. Definitely not about to

00:56:57.289 --> 00:57:01.019
follow their account. and he has netflix specials

00:57:01.019 --> 00:57:03.179
and he performed at that fucking like saudi arabia

00:57:03.179 --> 00:57:06.059
festival whatever anyways i guess he started

00:57:06.059 --> 00:57:10.000
a new show called human trials because i looked

00:57:10.000 --> 00:57:11.460
into it because i was like what the fuck was

00:57:11.460 --> 00:57:15.119
this and the premise of human trials is to do

00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:19.500
comedy to one specific demographics the previous

00:57:19.500 --> 00:57:22.739
episodes that he's had were 50 bald men 50 gen

00:57:22.739 --> 00:57:25.039
z girls and i looked at the trailer and the other

00:57:25.039 --> 00:57:28.769
demographics he's hitting is 50 nuns 50 uh deaf

00:57:28.769 --> 00:57:34.469
people 50 uh frat boys 50 bikers 50 clowns and

00:57:34.469 --> 00:57:38.230
then 50 asian businessmen now let's just sit

00:57:38.230 --> 00:57:41.130
with that because why is asia why is it that

00:57:41.130 --> 00:57:43.530
asian businessman is the one time you're gonna

00:57:43.530 --> 00:57:48.190
cross over from demographic to racial group you

00:57:48.190 --> 00:57:52.389
know because he's a douchebag and i find it really

00:57:52.389 --> 00:57:55.349
interesting that it was only asian men that were

00:57:55.349 --> 00:57:59.449
targeted he didn't do 50 black women 50 latino

00:57:59.449 --> 00:58:02.849
men 50 you know all right there you go there

00:58:02.849 --> 00:58:08.409
you freaking go all right time for elon musk

00:58:08.409 --> 00:58:29.179
news I got something to say. Let's get it. Yeah.

00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:36.460
You the genius on the gram, big boss online But

00:58:36.460 --> 00:58:39.699
you fumble real life, can't clock that time Spaceships,

00:58:39.699 --> 00:58:42.500
docks, you obsessed with the brand But your kids

00:58:42.500 --> 00:58:44.300
know you handle more than they know they dad

00:58:44.300 --> 00:58:47.079
You flexing on the timeline, trying to act profound

00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:49.280
But who's tucking them in when the camera's not

00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:51.579
around? Random names, weird games, like they

00:58:51.579 --> 00:58:53.760
pieces in the lab Treat them like an update,

00:58:53.980 --> 00:58:57.519
that's a deadbeat dad Deadbeat daddy Elon, where

00:58:57.519 --> 00:59:00.190
your heart at? Throw your follower count, not

00:59:00.190 --> 00:59:02.650
your kid's laugh All that power, all that cash

00:59:02.650 --> 00:59:04.809
in your stash But you don't know the child you

00:59:04.809 --> 00:59:08.670
held, crap Think your daddy Elon, you can't spin

00:59:08.670 --> 00:59:11.769
that They need love, not a headline, click back

00:59:11.769 --> 00:59:13.829
Just hop it out while we just speaking on the

00:59:13.829 --> 00:59:16.829
facts Tampa Bay live, say it loud on the track

00:59:17.929 --> 00:59:20.030
You brag about changing the world on a whim.

00:59:20.210 --> 00:59:22.530
But when your kids call, lines stayin' thin.

00:59:22.690 --> 00:59:25.409
You talk future of humanity, big long threads.

00:59:25.670 --> 00:59:27.789
But you boast your own family, leave them on

00:59:27.789 --> 00:59:30.289
read. They ain't ask to be props in your press

00:59:30.289 --> 00:59:32.929
routine. They ain't coding a script or a meme

00:59:32.929 --> 00:59:35.250
on the screen. You play God with the globe, trying

00:59:35.250 --> 00:59:37.610
to chase that crown. But a father that's present,

00:59:37.690 --> 00:59:40.110
you keep letting them down. Debbie, Daddy, Elon,

00:59:40.329 --> 00:59:42.829
where your heart at? Know your follow account,

00:59:43.090 --> 00:59:45.530
not your kid's lap. All that power, all that

00:59:45.530 --> 00:59:47.789
cash in your stash. But you don't know the child

00:59:47.789 --> 00:59:50.570
you helped crack. That's that. Debbie, daddy,

00:59:50.650 --> 00:59:53.250
he lost. You can't spend that. They need love,

00:59:53.289 --> 00:59:55.929
not a headline. Click back. It's happy hour.

00:59:55.949 --> 00:59:58.489
We just speaking on the facts. Tampa Bay. Yeah.

00:59:59.949 --> 01:00:07.869
Debbie. It's that real talk, not a fanboy cheer.

01:00:08.030 --> 01:00:10.309
If the truth make you mad, change gears this

01:00:10.309 --> 01:00:12.989
year. You can buy another rocket, buy another

01:00:12.989 --> 01:00:15.260
car, but you can't buy. My back days when you

01:00:15.260 --> 01:00:18.579
let them drift far Baby, Daddy, Elon, where your

01:00:18.579 --> 01:00:21.219
heart at? Know your follower count, not your

01:00:21.219 --> 01:00:23.760
kid's lap All that power, all that cash in your

01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:25.920
stash But you don't know the child you helped

01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:29.920
craft Daddy, Daddy, Elon, you can't spend that

01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:33.099
They need love, not a headline, click back This

01:00:33.099 --> 01:00:35.639
happy hour, we just speaking on the facts Temporary

01:00:35.639 --> 01:00:41.199
life, put the mirror in your lap Baby Oh yeah

01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:49.500
8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -B. It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6

01:00:49.500 --> 01:00:55.360
-7 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanNobbyRadio.

01:00:55.400 --> 01:01:06.119
You can always email me, RyanNobbyRadio. What's

01:01:06.119 --> 01:01:08.719
going on with this frickin' moron right here?

01:01:10.059 --> 01:01:12.579
ahead of mother's day may musk the mother to

01:01:12.579 --> 01:01:14.880
one of the world's richest humans is opening

01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:17.380
up about raising her three successful children

01:01:17.380 --> 01:01:21.619
and tending to her 19 grandchildren model exclusively

01:01:21.619 --> 01:01:23.880
revealing and i wonder if she knows all their

01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:27.480
names even to e -news may a there is no greater

01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:30.420
joy in my life than being a mother and now a

01:01:30.420 --> 01:01:33.219
grandmother i treasure every moment i get with

01:01:33.219 --> 01:01:35.679
my children and grandchildren but i've learned

01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:38.840
that love grows best without pressure hey um

01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:41.550
sound like she's a better parent than Elon was.

01:01:41.610 --> 01:01:44.250
What I mean by that is it seems like Elon's dad

01:01:44.250 --> 01:01:48.969
really messed him up. Time for Duggar News. Yeah.

01:01:49.170 --> 01:01:55.190
Yeah. Something ain't right, man. Count it up.

01:01:56.369 --> 01:02:00.009
Keep count. Keep count. Keep count. Keep count.

01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:02.400
Walk in the crib like, yo, who all these? Name

01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:05.820
tags on babies' row of car seats. Mama in a denim

01:02:05.820 --> 01:02:08.380
skirt, daddy with the side part. Everybody smiles,

01:02:08.579 --> 01:02:11.000
but I get a weird vibe. Start chalkboard chores

01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:13.579
running down the hallway. Tuesday is for twins,

01:02:13.699 --> 01:02:16.360
Thursday just for laundry. Buddy up, buddy up,

01:02:16.420 --> 01:02:18.940
that's a slogan. I'm like, how many birthdays

01:02:18.940 --> 01:02:22.730
you still holding? Roll call sound like a rollin'

01:02:22.730 --> 01:02:25.590
credit sequence Every single kid got the same

01:02:25.590 --> 01:02:27.789
freakin' sequence Same shirt, same head, same

01:02:27.789 --> 01:02:30.590
Bible on the dresser All star cast of repressed

01:02:30.590 --> 01:02:32.610
child pressure There's somethin' wrong with the

01:02:32.610 --> 01:02:35.769
Duggar family Too many names in the family tree

01:02:35.769 --> 01:02:38.769
For real, every single one that can kinda uncanny

01:02:38.769 --> 01:02:41.170
Tell me, how you got that many kids on a salary?

01:02:41.650 --> 01:02:44.849
There's somethin' off in the Duggar house Smile's

01:02:44.849 --> 01:02:47.730
what it can, but the truth leak out Too many

01:02:47.730 --> 01:02:50.309
rules, too many little mouths There's somethin'

01:02:50.389 --> 01:02:53.059
wrong With the Duggar family, no doubt Livin'

01:02:53.059 --> 01:02:55.559
room look like a youth group lockin' Every single

01:02:55.559 --> 01:02:57.960
couch got a cousin knocked out On that laundry

01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.579
pile high, that's a high mountain mount The pops

01:03:00.579 --> 01:03:03.260
got time to preach, Bob Motta's blouses Courtship

01:03:03.260 --> 01:03:07.079
contracts, side hug romance Everybody tryna rebrand,

01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:09.519
control his chance Daughters in a row like a

01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:12.420
pageant in a hallway But nobody datin' lest daddy

01:03:12.420 --> 01:03:15.199
get the all say TV crew lurkin' in the pantry

01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:18.860
Catch another confessional camera happy All about

01:03:18.860 --> 01:03:21.369
value That's the brand, that's the pitch But

01:03:21.369 --> 01:03:23.550
secrets in the basement always end up in a stitch

01:03:23.550 --> 01:03:26.809
God's plan, sound real cute on a bumper Till

01:03:26.809 --> 01:03:29.210
you see a kid raise a kid like a mother Like,

01:03:29.230 --> 01:03:31.849
who raising who in this human assembly? It's

01:03:31.849 --> 01:03:34.989
a pyramid scheme made of babies, feel me? There's

01:03:34.989 --> 01:03:37.750
something wrong with the Duggar family Too many

01:03:37.750 --> 01:03:41.030
names in the family tree Every single one that

01:03:41.030 --> 01:03:43.150
can kind of uncanny Tell me, how you got that

01:03:43.150 --> 01:03:46.090
many kids on a salary? There's something off

01:03:46.090 --> 01:03:49.059
in the Duggar house smile for the game, but the

01:03:49.059 --> 01:03:52.260
truth leak out, too many rules, too many little

01:03:52.260 --> 01:03:54.639
mouths, there's something wrong with the Duggar

01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:58.800
family, count em up, 1, 2, 3, keep going, 4,

01:03:58.900 --> 01:04:03.539
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, D, when you hit 15, man, that's

01:04:03.539 --> 01:04:07.440
wild, by 19, you forgot, you a child, too many

01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:11.139
chores, too many vows, too many hands all wiped

01:04:11.139 --> 01:04:13.860
out, if you look like a coat when The door's

01:04:13.860 --> 01:04:16.059
all closed, and it walked like a cold Everybody

01:04:16.059 --> 01:04:18.400
just froze There's somethin' wrong with the Duggar

01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:20.980
family Say what? Too many names in the family

01:04:20.980 --> 01:04:24.599
tree Every single one actin' kinda uncanny Tell

01:04:24.599 --> 01:04:27.139
me, how you get that many kids? My salary? Explain

01:04:27.139 --> 01:04:29.280
that There's somethin' off in the Duggar house

01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:33.139
Sly for the cam, but the truth legal Too many

01:04:33.139 --> 01:04:35.780
rooms, too many little mouths There's somethin'

01:04:35.880 --> 01:04:38.380
wrong with the Duggar family Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:04:45.610 --> 01:04:50.369
Oh, yeah. Steamy jail texts from Josh Duggar

01:04:50.369 --> 01:04:53.269
to his wife are coming to light. While the 19

01:04:53.269 --> 01:04:55.369
kids and counting alum was in custody at the

01:04:55.369 --> 01:04:57.869
Washington County. Bunch of creeps, all the adults,

01:04:57.969 --> 01:05:00.909
not the kids, the poor kids. Detention center

01:05:00.909 --> 01:05:03.730
in Arkansas prior to beginning his 12 year sentence

01:05:03.730 --> 01:05:06.210
for receiving and possessing child sexual abuse.

01:05:06.789 --> 01:05:09.730
He sent several eyebrow raising texts to his

01:05:09.730 --> 01:05:12.880
wife, Anna Duggar. One of the texts obtained

01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:15.599
by People reads, quote, Miss you, my lover. I

01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:17.780
miss being in the shower with you scrubbing.

01:05:17.780 --> 01:05:20.659
I miss watching you try on clothes. I miss watching

01:05:20.659 --> 01:05:23.239
you being sexy. According to the outlet, this

01:05:23.239 --> 01:05:26.360
makes you want to vomit. In the same message

01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:29.760
to his wife, whom he married in 2008, Josh congratulated

01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:32.000
her for, quote, making the scale numbers lower

01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:35.039
than expected and suggested that she accordingly

01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:39.190
buy herself something low cut. Oh, yeah. and

01:05:39.190 --> 01:05:41.469
that she could send him pictures in her underwear.

01:05:41.650 --> 01:05:44.650
He doesn't care. He's facing more than a decade

01:05:44.650 --> 01:05:45.949
in prison. I think he's been in there like four

01:05:45.949 --> 01:05:48.670
years. What I'm saying is he's got nothing to

01:05:48.670 --> 01:05:52.510
lose. He doesn't care. Or bathing suit. His subsequent

01:05:52.510 --> 01:05:55.409
messages, per People, kept Anna informed about

01:05:55.409 --> 01:05:57.449
whether or not he'd received the pictures from

01:05:57.449 --> 01:05:59.949
her yet before he added, quote, I can't wait

01:05:59.949 --> 01:06:04.489
till we can be alone again. Ah, gross. The fact

01:06:04.489 --> 01:06:06.570
that she's stalked by him, she's definitely banging

01:06:06.570 --> 01:06:08.989
other people. Y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all,

01:06:08.989 --> 01:06:12.690
y 'all, y 'all. Turn it up. She's getting around.

01:06:13.690 --> 01:06:15.789
Cardassian news, we definitely be stippin' though,

01:06:15.869 --> 01:06:19.449
ain't we? Or even stay on him. Mic's hot, hoppy,

01:06:19.449 --> 01:06:21.969
speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,

01:06:22.070 --> 01:06:24.710
they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire off

01:06:24.710 --> 01:06:27.369
nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't

01:06:27.369 --> 01:06:29.630
no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,

01:06:29.829 --> 01:06:32.610
they forsaken what's corrupt. On the mic, call

01:06:32.610 --> 01:06:35.630
it verbal demolition Exposing fake lives, media's

01:06:35.630 --> 01:06:38.369
worst addiction Idiocracy crowned, it's the brain

01:06:38.369 --> 01:06:40.969
on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian

01:06:40.969 --> 01:06:45.010
News Where the truth gets head, I be breaking

01:06:45.010 --> 01:06:47.289
down the hype Y 'all beware, fake smiles, fake

01:06:47.289 --> 01:06:50.389
lies Fake lives, fake drama they choose No talent

01:06:50.389 --> 01:06:54.329
required, it's Kardashian News Where the truth

01:06:54.329 --> 01:06:56.530
gets head, I be breaking down the hype Y 'all

01:06:56.530 --> 01:06:59.900
beware, fake smiles, fake lies Fake drama, they

01:06:59.900 --> 01:07:02.880
choose No talent required, it's Kardashian news

01:07:02.880 --> 01:07:05.760
Diamond studded lies, selling dreams to the broke

01:07:05.760 --> 01:07:09.159
Gold -plated nothing, society inside joke Hoppy

01:07:09.159 --> 01:07:11.800
ain't scared, man, he roasting them raw Nepo

01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:14.460
babies flexing like they rewrote the law Surgical

01:07:14.460 --> 01:07:17.639
precision, every word's a slice Hypocrisy exposed

01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:21.059
under studio lights Instagram filters, they mask

01:07:21.059 --> 01:07:23.679
the truth Hoppy's here to school them, welcome

01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:26.130
to the booth Yeah, Hoppy Got no leash, got no

01:07:26.130 --> 01:07:28.650
leash, no chain. Speaking what he feels, never

01:07:28.650 --> 01:07:32.190
playing a game. No Kardashian can spin his name.

01:07:32.269 --> 01:07:36.309
On this mic he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian news.

01:07:36.369 --> 01:07:38.610
Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking down

01:07:38.610 --> 01:07:42.130
the hype, y 'all beware. Fake lies, fake drama,

01:07:42.429 --> 01:07:46.329
they choose. Quiet as Kardashian news. Kardashian

01:07:46.329 --> 01:07:51.070
news. I got it! Hoppy speaks what's on his mind.

01:07:52.289 --> 01:07:54.570
Telling it up, it's Hoppy hour time. And again.

01:08:05.160 --> 01:08:08.719
Kylie Jenner proves no distance can keep her

01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:12.039
and Timothee Chalamet apart. On May 9th, the

01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:14.860
Kylie Cosmetics founder posts a Get Ready With

01:08:14.860 --> 01:08:17.539
Me TikTok while heading to New York for a very

01:08:17.539 --> 01:08:20.859
quick date night with the Dune actor. Kylie films

01:08:20.859 --> 01:08:23.920
herself aboard a private plane, showing off her

01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:29.260
makeup routine while - Who cares? By the way,

01:08:29.260 --> 01:08:41.159
it's time for this. Can you believe that the

01:08:41.159 --> 01:08:46.520
NFL is only 125 days away? Feels like I was just

01:08:46.520 --> 01:08:51.479
saying it was 190 days away. What an offseason

01:08:51.479 --> 01:08:53.939
it's been. None of it's really been about the

01:08:53.939 --> 01:08:56.699
players. It's all been about Mike Vrabel's penis.

01:08:58.500 --> 01:09:03.300
Impossible left chop. So much going on in the

01:09:03.300 --> 01:09:07.180
L .A. States. H -O -double -P -E. Not sure why

01:09:07.180 --> 01:09:11.680
I said that. But there's been a lot of appearances

01:09:11.680 --> 01:09:17.449
lately of Kyle and Kelsey on the arm. podcast

01:09:17.449 --> 01:09:21.829
that is unknown as the heights the new heights

01:09:21.829 --> 01:09:27.909
and carly kelsey had some words to say she reviews

01:09:27.909 --> 01:09:33.550
the she reveals her kelsey household rules but

01:09:33.550 --> 01:09:48.010
first Specific Kelsey household rules. If you

01:09:48.010 --> 01:09:50.789
get into specific Kelsey house rule, the problem

01:09:50.789 --> 01:09:53.310
is you're about to get bleeped. Jason's going

01:09:53.310 --> 01:10:11.310
to get bleeped. What are the rules of the house?

01:10:11.810 --> 01:10:14.750
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I don't know.

01:10:15.430 --> 01:10:17.869
There are things that I would never allow to

01:10:17.869 --> 01:10:20.850
happen because of stories I've told that I've

01:10:20.850 --> 01:10:25.810
been told. Oh, interesting. Okay. For instance,

01:10:25.949 --> 01:10:31.210
no one's, no one's playing in the car. When Travis

01:10:31.210 --> 01:10:33.550
drove it through the garage or when someone took

01:10:33.550 --> 01:10:37.720
a dump in the trunk. Okay. What the hell's wrong

01:10:37.720 --> 01:10:43.960
with you? I'm sure Taylor loves him. Sorry. Those

01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:46.520
are both Travis. Travis did not. You know what?

01:10:46.579 --> 01:10:49.380
Travis went. Shut up, Travis. You have a past.

01:10:49.539 --> 01:10:54.260
You dated Kayla Nicole. You went from being a

01:10:54.260 --> 01:10:56.439
homie in the club to looking like a cop. Shut

01:10:56.439 --> 01:10:59.079
up. To a potty in the bathroom. I mean, as I've

01:10:59.079 --> 01:11:02.979
seen with Wyatt, it is now. Clear to me that

01:11:02.979 --> 01:11:06.180
watching Wyatt just tell her younger sisters

01:11:06.180 --> 01:11:09.020
what to do and egg them on. Don't get me started.

01:11:09.220 --> 01:11:11.699
Do not get me started. Is very accurate as to.

01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:15.500
Seems like a happy relationship. What's going

01:11:15.500 --> 01:11:22.869
on here? Happy Hot Topic. Olivia Colpo was celebrating

01:11:22.869 --> 01:11:26.229
her birthday with an extra guest, the model and

01:11:26.229 --> 01:11:29.149
her husband. This reporter is exciting. All the

01:11:29.149 --> 01:11:30.649
other ones sound so boring. This sounds like

01:11:30.649 --> 01:11:33.569
a honey. Jim McCaffrey announced on Instagram

01:11:33.569 --> 01:11:36.149
they are expecting their second. Number one,

01:11:36.170 --> 01:11:38.489
I love how she said Christian McCaffrey. McCaffrey.

01:11:38.789 --> 01:11:43.930
Hell yeah. The dad can't win a Super Bowl, but

01:11:43.930 --> 01:11:46.729
he gets to have sex with Olivia Colpo. Announced

01:11:46.729 --> 01:11:49.250
on Instagram, they are expecting their second

01:11:49.250 --> 01:11:51.850
baby together. Sharing the news on the platform

01:11:51.850 --> 01:11:56.449
on May 8th. May 8th? Olivia's 34th birthday.

01:11:56.890 --> 01:12:01.369
There you are. Let's dance right now, like John

01:12:01.369 --> 01:12:04.430
Legend said. I'm ready to go right now. Which,

01:12:04.470 --> 01:12:05.829
by the way, if you think about it, that is a

01:12:05.829 --> 01:12:10.210
very consensual song. He's looking for the green

01:12:10.210 --> 01:12:25.279
light. That is... I am. So much happening in

01:12:25.279 --> 01:12:30.220
the NBA. Last night the Thunder won 131 -108

01:12:30.220 --> 01:12:35.699
over the Lakers. Lakers were down 3 -0. Bronx

01:12:35.699 --> 01:12:38.699
definitely hurting that team. Cleveland won.

01:12:39.430 --> 01:12:43.510
1 -16 to 1 -09 to have the series be 2 -1 Detroit

01:12:43.510 --> 01:12:47.010
Pistons. By the way, I'm glad Cleveland won because

01:12:47.010 --> 01:12:50.090
I hate 3 -0 leads because no team has ever come

01:12:50.090 --> 01:12:53.069
back from being down 3 -0. The Knicks are up

01:12:53.069 --> 01:12:56.149
3 -0 on the 76ers, which I love because Philadelphia

01:12:56.149 --> 01:13:01.760
is a city of douchebags. Can you tell I don't

01:13:01.760 --> 01:13:06.420
like it? And then, you got the Timberwolves.

01:13:06.979 --> 01:13:11.060
Tonight against the Spurs. Spurs are up 2 -1.

01:13:12.079 --> 01:13:14.020
Hope the Timberwolves win so they can be tied.

01:13:16.250 --> 01:13:18.670
Anthony Edwards is starting to get older. This

01:13:18.670 --> 01:13:20.689
is his chance. I think the Spurs will probably

01:13:20.689 --> 01:13:23.010
end up winning the series. How old is Anthony

01:13:23.010 --> 01:13:26.710
Edwards? Yeah, he's 24. He's got plenty of time,

01:13:26.789 --> 01:13:31.149
but he's got to win at some point. And then Austin

01:13:31.149 --> 01:13:34.850
Reeves was arguing with a ref over a call. Miles

01:13:34.850 --> 01:13:36.970
Bridges is trying to get a restraining order

01:13:36.970 --> 01:13:41.289
against his crazy baby, man. What else do we

01:13:41.289 --> 01:13:50.869
got here? We got some stuff here. Howdy. Alex

01:13:50.869 --> 01:13:57.630
Caruso from the Lakers. Talks about going back

01:13:57.630 --> 01:13:59.989
and forth with the refs and how the refs ruin

01:13:59.989 --> 01:14:08.409
the fun. That was cool how I did that. Everything

01:14:08.409 --> 01:14:10.949
I do on this show is calculated. Yeah, it's just

01:14:10.949 --> 01:14:13.130
competition, man. This is what this time of the

01:14:13.130 --> 01:14:14.510
year is about. You know, there's a couple times

01:14:14.510 --> 01:14:16.390
where, you know, they're yelling something and

01:14:16.390 --> 01:14:18.270
I'm yelling something back and the ref's, like,

01:14:18.310 --> 01:14:20.189
trying to, like, get in the way and you gotta

01:14:20.189 --> 01:14:21.930
let them know, like, there's no, like, nobody's

01:14:21.930 --> 01:14:24.350
getting mad. Nobody's... Yeah, the refs are a

01:14:24.350 --> 01:14:27.489
bunch of bitches. They might be mad, but nobody's,

01:14:27.489 --> 01:14:28.729
like, you know, it's not getting to a point of

01:14:28.729 --> 01:14:30.529
confrontation. It's just the playoffs. Like,

01:14:30.569 --> 01:14:34.189
this is what it's about. about like damn all

01:14:34.189 --> 01:14:37.729
right charles barclay responds to draymond green

01:14:37.729 --> 01:14:40.369
taking shots at his houston days yeah draymond

01:14:40.369 --> 01:14:44.289
green's a douchebag and very lucky that he was

01:14:44.289 --> 01:14:52.380
drafted by the warriors Draymond Green recently

01:14:52.380 --> 01:14:54.880
joined inside the NBA for an episode when Charles

01:14:54.880 --> 01:14:57.159
Barkley told him that the Warriors run is over

01:14:57.159 --> 01:14:59.840
and that sports is for young people. When Draymond

01:14:59.840 --> 01:15:01.840
said this about the end of Charles Barkley's

01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:04.199
career. I think the goal is just to not look

01:15:04.199 --> 01:15:06.279
like you in the Houston Rockets uniform. Yeah.

01:15:06.819 --> 01:15:10.859
Wow. Even though his stats on the Houston Rockets

01:15:10.859 --> 01:15:12.939
were better than you've ever done, you douche.

01:15:13.180 --> 01:15:15.640
It's ultimately the goal for us. Like, we don't

01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:19.520
want to. What does that look like? Did you see

01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:22.630
it? I'm just asking. I saw it. And there was

01:15:22.630 --> 01:15:24.770
no response from Charles Barkley after that.

01:15:24.829 --> 01:15:26.869
He didn't even laugh about it, just kept a straight

01:15:26.869 --> 01:15:31.409
face. He's a silent killer. Almost looked confused,

01:15:31.510 --> 01:15:33.930
but now he's going on the Dan Patrick show and

01:15:33.930 --> 01:15:37.350
responded to what Draymond said. And then he

01:15:37.350 --> 01:15:40.250
made it personal where he took a shot at you

01:15:40.250 --> 01:15:43.229
when you were chasing a ring in Houston. Listen,

01:15:43.329 --> 01:15:45.510
I respect Dan Patrick. He's had a good career,

01:15:45.710 --> 01:15:50.720
but that show is so boring. How did it go when

01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:53.039
you go to commercial break after something like

01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:57.479
that or the rest of the night? How's it go? Well,

01:15:57.579 --> 01:16:00.539
number one, I don't ever take anything. You can

01:16:00.539 --> 01:16:02.819
never take personal shots at guys. You know,

01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:06.720
I've said that in my 26 years. My critiques of

01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:09.479
every player or coach is only about the situation.

01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:12.800
He took a shot at me, but I don't get offended

01:16:12.800 --> 01:16:15.720
because other guys, I've said things about guys.

01:16:15.779 --> 01:16:20.750
They took personal shots at me. You know, it's

01:16:20.750 --> 01:16:23.710
so funny. Last time you had me on the show, I

01:16:23.710 --> 01:16:26.369
told you I regretted those rocket years, especially

01:16:26.369 --> 01:16:30.789
the last two, which I sucked as a player. Yeah,

01:16:30.890 --> 01:16:34.449
Charles Barkley may be a loud mouth, but he's

01:16:34.449 --> 01:16:36.869
got more class than Draymond could dream of.

01:16:37.609 --> 01:16:39.810
I'm turning down no free money. I had two years

01:16:39.810 --> 01:16:44.810
left on my contract. You can say it, though,

01:16:44.890 --> 01:16:49.909
Charles. My issue with Draymond. All right. You

01:16:49.909 --> 01:16:55.590
had no issue with Mike Vrano. Dan Patrick, you

01:16:55.590 --> 01:16:58.229
don't want to ruin the vibe of your homies. Shut

01:16:58.229 --> 01:17:00.569
up. You pick and choose when you want to have

01:17:00.569 --> 01:17:06.529
an opinion. You know what they say at a time

01:17:06.529 --> 01:17:08.529
like this. Get the cowboy boots ready. We're

01:17:08.529 --> 01:17:12.489
going to Oklahoma City. I am. Charles Barkley

01:17:12.489 --> 01:17:15.430
gets out the broom after the Lakers are down

01:17:15.430 --> 01:17:19.970
3 -0, implying they'll get swept. No. That's

01:17:19.970 --> 01:17:21.649
what they should be. Although I'm curious when

01:17:21.649 --> 01:17:23.770
a team is going to come back from 3 -0 down.

01:17:24.369 --> 01:17:27.310
Well, they just tased Ryan. This is all game.

01:17:27.550 --> 01:17:31.149
They just tased Ryan. So it's more of a visual.

01:17:31.250 --> 01:17:34.369
There he is doing a little sweeping. Here's Anthony

01:17:34.369 --> 01:17:39.460
Edwards after their loss. You guys are down big

01:17:39.460 --> 01:17:42.460
early there. What did you see that was just not

01:17:42.460 --> 01:17:44.600
working early? And how did you claw back into

01:17:44.600 --> 01:17:47.500
the game the way that you did? By making a drug

01:17:47.500 --> 01:17:52.020
and abortion. Just get some stops. Yeah, we wasn't

01:17:52.020 --> 01:17:54.579
getting many stops. Our shot wasn't going in,

01:17:54.659 --> 01:17:56.819
but just staying with the game plan and execution

01:17:56.819 --> 01:17:59.699
offensively. You had, I think, 41 minutes tonight.

01:17:59.880 --> 01:18:02.100
Was it your plan all the way to just kind of?

01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:04.880
Go as far as you needed to go. And how do you

01:18:04.880 --> 01:18:07.039
feel coming off of that? Yeah, for sure. I told

01:18:07.039 --> 01:18:09.220
coach every many minutes you need me to play

01:18:09.220 --> 01:18:10.680
tonight. I'm willing to do it and I feel good.

01:18:10.939 --> 01:18:14.600
And 0 for 12 as a team to start the night tonight.

01:18:14.699 --> 01:18:16.899
Was that just a case of you guys missing shots

01:18:16.899 --> 01:18:19.039
to open the game tonight? Or what do you what

01:18:19.039 --> 01:18:20.520
do you think happened in the opening minutes

01:18:20.520 --> 01:18:24.159
tonight? Yeah, I mean, I think that's all there

01:18:24.159 --> 01:18:28.899
can be. Let me hear that. The night tonight,

01:18:29.020 --> 01:18:31.239
was that just a case of you guys missing shots?

01:18:31.260 --> 01:18:35.979
Yeah, they were missing shots. What a dumb question.

01:18:36.420 --> 01:18:40.060
It's like saying, hey, at the end of that football

01:18:40.060 --> 01:18:42.520
game, when you threw the ball out, it bounced

01:18:42.520 --> 01:18:44.819
and then threw it too far down the field. Did

01:18:44.819 --> 01:18:47.460
you overthrow the ball? Of course that's what

01:18:47.460 --> 01:18:51.520
it was, moron. Here's LeBron reacting to being

01:18:51.520 --> 01:18:54.090
down 3 -0. LeBron, you knew the challenge that

01:18:54.090 --> 01:18:56.930
they were going to present. Pretty obvious the

01:18:56.930 --> 01:18:59.329
way that they're able to kind of wear on teams

01:18:59.329 --> 01:19:01.550
as the game goes on. What were some of the adjustments

01:19:01.550 --> 01:19:03.270
that you guys tried to make tonight, and what

01:19:03.270 --> 01:19:05.930
did they do to repel some of those back? I mean,

01:19:05.989 --> 01:19:08.229
obviously the third quarter, we started with

01:19:08.229 --> 01:19:12.029
that. We didn't have the energy, the effort,

01:19:12.189 --> 01:19:15.930
and they put a 30 -plus point quarter on us.

01:19:16.369 --> 01:19:18.250
You didn't have the energy or effort because

01:19:18.250 --> 01:19:23.880
you're old and shouldn't retire. Hoppy Hour.

01:19:27.659 --> 01:19:36.260
It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:19:36.260 --> 01:19:39.000
.com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:42.300
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:19:42.579 --> 01:19:48.180
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:19:49.819 --> 01:19:52.899
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:19:52.899 --> 01:19:55.220
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:19:55.220 --> 01:19:57.979
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:19:57.979 --> 01:20:00.439
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:20:00.779 --> 01:20:42.729
Oh, yeah! Here's Artificial by Lil Sprazy. I

01:20:42.729 --> 01:22:04.310
won't stop it. You think I'm young, you're looking

01:22:04.310 --> 01:22:07.270
up to me So just give that up, you ain't never

01:22:07.270 --> 01:22:10.090
had no problem Telling y 'all exactly how I feel

01:22:10.090 --> 01:22:12.710
From that one, I know you saw that Cause I always

01:22:12.710 --> 01:22:15.369
kept it racist I'm getting really disturbed Because

01:22:15.369 --> 01:22:17.989
my people be flaking But I be laughing at them

01:22:17.989 --> 01:23:12.720
Just to show them just who they take Welcome

01:23:12.720 --> 01:23:27.149
to Happy Hour Something completely different.

01:23:28.810 --> 01:24:22.779
Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen, here it

01:24:22.779 --> 01:24:26.720
is. The most recent radio show on the planet.

01:24:26.779 --> 01:25:07.020
The other stations are tuned in, too. I'm saying

01:25:07.020 --> 01:25:09.739
P to the globe, yeah, you know the name. Ryan

01:25:09.739 --> 01:25:12.060
Hoppy on the mic, bring the heat, bring the flame.

01:25:12.380 --> 01:25:14.520
6ix9ine on the frame, and he talk, it's true.

01:25:14.619 --> 01:25:17.199
No filter, no script, just the raw, red, rude

01:25:17.199 --> 01:25:19.960
sex. They can gossip, yeah, he spin that wheel.

01:25:20.079 --> 01:25:22.399
Throw back hip -hop bumps when he let it real.

01:25:22.659 --> 01:25:25.210
Old school in the mix with a Back row twist,

01:25:25.369 --> 01:25:28.109
every city tune in when the broadcast hits He

01:25:28.109 --> 01:25:30.750
don't bite his tongue, he say what he mean From

01:25:30.750 --> 01:25:34.229
the bay to the fields, you know what I mean Hoppy

01:25:34.229 --> 01:25:39.529
hour, hoppy hour Say it loud, say it proud Hoppy

01:25:39.529 --> 01:25:44.810
hour, hoppy hour We hear it all around Hoppy

01:25:44.810 --> 01:25:48.390
hour, hoppy hour Rang out the whole town tuned

01:25:48.390 --> 01:25:59.460
Hoppy hour, hoppy hour From St. Pete We'll see

01:25:59.460 --> 01:26:40.880
you next time. Oh yeah! 856 -499 -OP It's 8 -5

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-6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.

01:26:51.180 --> 01:26:56.239
RyanHobbyRadio .com. Usually, so what I do is

01:26:56.239 --> 01:26:58.779
I have a script of what I do to make these Sunos

01:26:58.779 --> 01:27:03.479
songs. And it usually says, let me read it. Give

01:27:03.479 --> 01:27:06.380
me a second. If you're listening this long, you

01:27:06.380 --> 01:27:10.470
can be patient. Mm -hmm. 2000s rap vibe about

01:27:10.470 --> 01:27:12.729
the radio show Hoppy Hour with Hoppy with Ryan

01:27:12.729 --> 01:27:14.670
Hoppy. A nationally syndicated radio show that

01:27:14.670 --> 01:27:16.909
talks about sex, dating, celebrity news, and

01:27:16.909 --> 01:27:19.329
plays throwback hip hop. I usually don't have

01:27:19.329 --> 01:27:22.210
a country vibe to it, but I wasn't going to like

01:27:22.210 --> 01:27:23.869
pause it, but I won't be playing this again.

01:27:24.670 --> 01:27:28.970
Not in a country music. Probably because I'm

01:27:28.970 --> 01:27:31.369
from the big city of Chicago. I don't really

01:27:31.369 --> 01:27:35.750
vibe with it. Why am I always a jackass? Because

01:27:35.750 --> 01:27:40.699
that's what I do. All right. It is time for Tampa

01:27:40.699 --> 01:28:24.270
Bay News. Yeah. Yeah. What do we have right here?

01:28:25.770 --> 01:28:28.029
Lost into the newsroom. A North Port teacher

01:28:28.029 --> 01:28:31.010
is in jail this afternoon. Accused of inappropriately

01:28:31.010 --> 01:28:35.489
touching students. Brian Klum. Loser! Looks like

01:28:35.489 --> 01:28:37.720
you listen to content in the morning. ...is facing

01:28:37.720 --> 01:28:40.359
three felonies. He is a teacher at Woodland Middle

01:28:40.359 --> 01:28:43.060
School, currently on administrative leave with...

01:28:43.060 --> 01:28:51.659
Loser. Loser, loser. Happy Hot Topic! After a

01:28:51.659 --> 01:28:54.260
month of testimony, a jury just hours ago began

01:28:54.260 --> 01:28:56.340
deliberations on the trial of four men accused

01:28:56.340 --> 01:28:59.739
of killing Jacksonville rapper Julio... Julio,

01:28:59.739 --> 01:29:01.899
whose real name was Charles Jones... So they

01:29:01.899 --> 01:29:07.239
were found guilty. I love how MJ says it. Shot

01:29:07.239 --> 01:29:10.020
and killed outside of a Tampa hotel. That one

01:29:10.020 --> 01:29:12.340
right there. My ex -situationship lived down

01:29:12.340 --> 01:29:13.680
the block from that because she lived in the

01:29:13.680 --> 01:29:17.720
hood. She was a Tampa girl. And what I'm saying

01:29:17.720 --> 01:29:21.859
is I'm over here in the Cubs. So there you go.

01:29:21.899 --> 01:29:24.460
They were found guilty. What do we got here?

01:29:25.609 --> 01:29:28.029
A St. Pete man involved in a crash that took

01:29:28.029 --> 01:29:31.229
the life of a 17 -year -old boy and sent a 40

01:29:31.229 --> 01:29:33.329
-year -old to the hospital last month faced a

01:29:33.329 --> 01:29:36.010
judge for the first time today. Yeah, that can't

01:29:36.010 --> 01:29:38.350
be fun. The suspect is accused of leaving the

01:29:38.350 --> 01:29:40.869
scene of the crash in an Uber with his 8 -year

01:29:40.869 --> 01:29:43.189
-old son. That crash happened on Martin Luther

01:29:43.189 --> 01:29:46.229
King Jr. Boulevard in Sefner. News Channel 8's

01:29:46.229 --> 01:29:48.890
Victoria Lucas joins us live outside of the Hillsborough

01:29:48.890 --> 01:29:51.510
County Courthouse. Now, Victoria, I understand

01:29:51.510 --> 01:29:56.260
you spoke with the teen's mother today? Ladies,

01:29:56.300 --> 01:29:59.000
I did, and this is an extremely hard time for

01:29:59.000 --> 01:30:01.539
the mother. She is about to spend her first Mother's

01:30:01.539 --> 01:30:03.859
Day without her only child. All right, that's

01:30:03.859 --> 01:30:07.930
that. So there's that. What are we doing? Right

01:30:07.930 --> 01:30:11.130
here. All right. Wrong study that Chicago knows.

01:30:11.470 --> 01:30:12.850
We'll get to that in a second. I'm starting to

01:30:12.850 --> 01:30:14.430
get a little tired. Did like literally an hour

01:30:14.430 --> 01:30:16.890
and a half. Whenever I work with MJ, I always

01:30:16.890 --> 01:30:19.289
get so motivated to give it my all, but then

01:30:19.289 --> 01:30:25.229
I'm tired. He is just a beast at that. All righty.

01:30:28.609 --> 01:30:32.090
A team takeover. Here's the audio of the fights

01:30:32.090 --> 01:30:34.770
in Tampa. Check it out, a scary scene last night.

01:30:34.850 --> 01:30:37.670
Breaking this midday, Tampa police say 22 people

01:30:37.670 --> 01:30:41.090
ages 12 to 21 arrested after a teen takeover

01:30:41.090 --> 01:30:43.949
at Curtis Hickson Park. Thank you so much for

01:30:43.949 --> 01:30:46.270
joining us this Saturday at midday. I'm Jenny

01:30:46.270 --> 01:30:49.189
Dean. Of course, officers say a large group gathered

01:30:49.189 --> 01:30:52.109
last night causing disruptions, fights, and safety

01:30:52.109 --> 01:30:54.649
concerns in the park. This video they're just

01:30:54.649 --> 01:30:57.140
sending us. So there's the update from yesterday

01:30:57.140 --> 01:31:03.380
and here's more information on it. Nearly two

01:31:03.380 --> 01:31:05.899
dozen people are facing charges after a large

01:31:05.899 --> 01:31:09.020
gathering in downtown Tampa. It wasn't just that

01:31:09.020 --> 01:31:11.159
they were gathering, but they were what were

01:31:11.159 --> 01:31:14.300
what they were accused of doing that led to the

01:31:14.300 --> 01:31:17.239
charges they now face. News Channel 8's Victoria

01:31:17.239 --> 01:31:20.479
Lucas is live in downtown Tampa where police

01:31:20.479 --> 01:31:22.659
made those arrests. Victoria, what have you learned?

01:31:24.779 --> 01:31:28.260
Ty, the whole ordeal was caught on officer body

01:31:28.260 --> 01:31:31.460
worn camera video and authorities say the ages

01:31:31.460 --> 01:31:35.239
of those arrested are between 12 and 21 and they

01:31:35.239 --> 01:31:38.600
now face charges for fighting Where's the music

01:31:38.600 --> 01:31:41.180
coming from? Tripping on. And carrying drugs

01:31:41.180 --> 01:31:44.279
and Is it just me or am I hearing music? And

01:31:44.279 --> 01:31:46.579
on them illegally. Alright, so those kids got

01:31:46.579 --> 01:31:48.100
in trouble. I don't even know if that music's

01:31:48.100 --> 01:31:52.140
copyrighted. I gotta be careful! It sucks! Happy

01:31:52.140 --> 01:31:55.760
Hot Topic! It's the end in sight for alligator

01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:58.279
alcatraz. The governor says the federal government's

01:31:58.279 --> 01:32:00.300
actually taking a fresh look at things and could...

01:32:00.300 --> 01:32:02.420
Yeah, I didn't like earlier. I think it was maybe

01:32:02.420 --> 01:32:05.439
last year or earlier. It was probably... I don't

01:32:05.439 --> 01:32:07.520
know! Time's gone by so fast, I don't know when

01:32:07.520 --> 01:32:09.600
it was. I think it was last year. But when they

01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:12.560
weren't letting any liberals in, and it was only

01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:15.260
conservatives that were allowed in, and then

01:32:15.260 --> 01:32:17.279
the next day, they're like, everybody can come

01:32:17.279 --> 01:32:20.640
in. So they were hiding something. To phase out

01:32:20.640 --> 01:32:23.159
the controversial program, Evan Axelbeck has

01:32:23.159 --> 01:32:26.340
more. Well, the governor says that it was always

01:32:26.340 --> 01:32:29.399
meant to be a temporary facility. Shut up, dude.

01:32:29.699 --> 01:32:31.859
You thought it'd be a good idea to have people,

01:32:31.880 --> 01:32:34.979
you know, hide during a hurricane in good old

01:32:34.979 --> 01:32:38.340
Tropicana Field. Shut your dumb ass. And that

01:32:38.340 --> 01:32:40.960
federal deportation facilities may now be better

01:32:40.960 --> 01:32:44.159
able to handle the influx of migrants. The governor

01:32:44.159 --> 01:32:47.159
said Thursday that 22 ,000 undocumented people

01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:49.899
have been deported from Alligator Alcatraz, a

01:32:49.899 --> 01:32:51.720
facility that is reported. I think one of my

01:32:51.720 --> 01:32:55.829
neighbors got deported. I have not seen the 20

01:32:55.829 --> 01:32:58.350
amigos that lived in one bedroom apartment in

01:32:58.350 --> 01:33:02.029
a minute. To cost more than a million dollars

01:33:02.029 --> 01:33:05.350
a day. All right, so there's time for Chicago

01:33:05.350 --> 01:33:14.229
news. Live from the go, y 'all. It's like 71

01:33:14.229 --> 01:33:15.989
degrees in the studio. I'm so freaking sweaty.

01:33:16.310 --> 01:33:29.649
God damn it. Yeah Six mad, but he been in these

01:33:29.649 --> 01:33:32.689
mics All in ten heights, now the Senate get tight

01:33:32.689 --> 01:33:35.069
From the berms to the block, that's a hell of

01:33:35.069 --> 01:33:37.630
a hike Turn the dial, see his name on the lights

01:33:37.630 --> 01:33:40.729
He got callers on the line, tryna break they

01:33:40.729 --> 01:33:43.210
news From the side to the sticks, they relate

01:33:43.210 --> 01:33:45.750
to the views Every segment like a story from

01:33:45.750 --> 01:33:48.529
the avenue Tell him slick, then he fact -check

01:33:48.529 --> 01:33:51.789
the attitude What is it? This that Chicago news?

01:33:51.930 --> 01:33:55.600
That's right Hop in, I will let him choose From

01:33:55.600 --> 01:33:58.279
the heights to the loop, what it do? All right,

01:33:58.279 --> 01:34:00.460
stand up and I'll fucking sweat it. God damn

01:34:00.460 --> 01:34:04.520
it. This that Chicago news? I turned my hood

01:34:04.520 --> 01:34:07.319
out of the shop. Rock. Rules. If you're tuned

01:34:07.319 --> 01:34:10.420
and you're part of the truth. Copy, I will, yeah,

01:34:10.439 --> 01:34:13.699
he talking to you. All right, here's this. Yo,

01:34:13.699 --> 01:34:22.199
copy, hot topic. Police made two arrests after

01:34:22.199 --> 01:34:24.699
an Arlington Heights school resource officer's

01:34:24.699 --> 01:34:29.079
gun was stolen. What is it? Officer Wiggum? What

01:34:29.079 --> 01:34:31.840
a moron. One of the suspects is due in court

01:34:31.840 --> 01:34:34.560
today. Eric Rung. So when is the officer going

01:34:34.560 --> 01:34:37.199
to be charged? Why do the cops always defend

01:34:37.199 --> 01:34:41.880
their own? And then wonder why people don't like

01:34:41.880 --> 01:34:43.979
the cops. Yeah, the kid shouldn't have taken

01:34:43.979 --> 01:34:46.800
the gun, but where's the accountability? More.

01:34:47.659 --> 01:34:49.859
The Arlington Heights Police Department actually

01:34:49.859 --> 01:34:53.159
made two arrests in this case. The 18 -year -old

01:34:53.159 --> 01:34:55.600
that is expected to be in court at some point

01:34:55.600 --> 01:34:58.960
today and a juvenile. I've been in that car before.

01:34:59.880 --> 01:35:02.380
That gun, however. I don't even want to hear

01:35:02.380 --> 01:35:06.500
it. Fuck the cops at times. Another smash and

01:35:06.500 --> 01:35:09.140
grab burglary caught on camera, this time in

01:35:09.140 --> 01:35:11.600
Blue Island, where thieves targeted gaming machines

01:35:11.600 --> 01:35:15.989
inside a seafood restaurant. That is. I think

01:35:15.989 --> 01:35:18.350
it might not be worth having these gaming machines

01:35:18.350 --> 01:35:23.010
in the businesses. There was a THC cafe that

01:35:23.010 --> 01:35:28.010
got broken into in this. The owner of El Camaron

01:35:28.010 --> 01:35:30.949
Coqueto says four suspects smashed the front

01:35:30.949 --> 01:35:33.289
windows and went straight for the gaming machine.

01:35:33.550 --> 01:35:37.310
So there's that. And then there's this. An update

01:35:37.310 --> 01:35:39.470
to a story we've been following. The parents

01:35:39.470 --> 01:35:42.109
of an 18 -year -old dying of cancer have been

01:35:42.109 --> 01:35:44.930
reunited with their son. The reunion took place

01:35:44.930 --> 01:35:47.630
today in Mexico. Kevin Gonzalez was diagnosed

01:35:47.630 --> 01:35:50.909
with stage four colon cancer while in Chicago

01:35:50.909 --> 01:35:53.649
visiting his brother. His parents, who live in

01:35:53.649 --> 01:35:55.869
Mexico, attempted to cross the border illegally

01:35:55.869 --> 01:35:59.109
to be with their son, but were taken into custody.

01:35:59.329 --> 01:36:02.210
On Thursday, a judge in Arizona ordered the release

01:36:02.210 --> 01:36:05.109
of Gonzalez's parents. And yesterday, they returned

01:36:05.109 --> 01:36:19.880
to Mexico. Today. Microphone king 6ix9ine tower

01:36:19.880 --> 01:36:22.720
Fresno's loudest hour Mic in his grip, got the

01:36:22.720 --> 01:36:25.159
world feelin' sour Hoppy on the block, drappin'

01:36:25.199 --> 01:36:27.699
facts like gold and silver Turn sharp, see the

01:36:27.699 --> 01:36:30.500
seed on his shoulders News so rude, feel the

01:36:30.500 --> 01:36:33.199
truth spray Fresno's postin' every word that

01:36:33.199 --> 01:36:36.800
he say No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy

01:36:36.800 --> 01:36:39.800
in the booth, Fresno, here's it live Fresno knew,

01:36:39.979 --> 01:36:42.939
he don't hold back Spin so bold, keep the city

01:36:42.939 --> 01:36:46.340
on track Say how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan

01:36:46.340 --> 01:36:49.079
Hoppy's the name, and he's down to love Hot 97,

01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:51.920
playin' seven waves, hittin' the air Hoppy got

01:36:51.920 --> 01:36:53.979
the hype, but his voice takes you there Try to

01:36:53.979 --> 01:36:57.079
talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper Fresno's

01:36:57.079 --> 01:37:00.060
gospel, no need for no paper Big man talk, he

01:37:00.060 --> 01:37:02.680
a walkin' headline Every word a spark, got the

01:37:02.680 --> 01:37:05.640
city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't

01:37:05.640 --> 01:37:08.659
outshine Hoppy, I will forever Fresno's own shrine

01:37:08.659 --> 01:37:42.300
Microphone king, yeah I do shout. All right.

01:37:43.289 --> 01:37:48.430
What do we got here? A federal jury in Sacramento

01:37:48.430 --> 01:37:51.109
convicted the former Clovis resident and Chinese

01:37:51.109 --> 01:37:53.909
national at the center of an international case.

01:37:54.189 --> 01:37:57.189
He was found guilty of fraudulently selling COVID

01:37:57.189 --> 01:38:00.289
tests and operating an illegal bio lab in Fresno

01:38:00.289 --> 01:38:02.810
County in a story we've followed for more than

01:38:02.810 --> 01:38:05.789
three years. Action News anchor Christina Lopez

01:38:05.789 --> 01:38:08.770
joins us now in the studio with new details from

01:38:08.770 --> 01:38:13.600
the still ongoing case. A two -week trial culminated

01:38:13.600 --> 01:38:16.079
in a guilty verdict for a COVID -related fraud

01:38:16.079 --> 01:38:19.640
case at the center Jia Beijiu, a Chinese national

01:38:19.640 --> 01:38:22.539
who also referred to himself as Dave. Yeah, there's

01:38:22.539 --> 01:38:26.380
a lot of fraud. That he was convicted of conspiracy

01:38:26.380 --> 01:38:29.539
to commit wire fraud. All right, Sam, that moron

01:38:29.539 --> 01:38:32.359
got caught. Seems like a lot of crime happens

01:38:32.359 --> 01:38:36.380
over in Fresno. Here's a positive. Happy Hot

01:38:36.380 --> 01:38:40.420
Topic! Big developments were announced for Fresno's

01:38:40.420 --> 01:38:43.260
future. Mayor Jerry Dyer gave the state of the

01:38:43.260 --> 01:38:46.500
city address today to announce ongoing and upcoming

01:38:46.500 --> 01:38:49.619
projects, including a familiar sports team coming

01:38:49.619 --> 01:38:51.979
back to downtown. Action News reporter Tiffany

01:38:51.979 --> 01:38:54.340
Olin joins us from the live desk with some of

01:38:54.340 --> 01:38:57.409
the city's next moves. Tiffany. Well, Margo,

01:38:57.489 --> 01:38:59.890
the mayor was quite busy today addressing what's

01:38:59.890 --> 01:39:02.590
next in the city. Among many big moves, including

01:39:02.590 --> 01:39:05.390
affordable housing and parking structures, the

01:39:05.390 --> 01:39:07.829
Fresno Falcons are making their return to Selen

01:39:07.829 --> 01:39:11.529
Arena. Hell yeah! The city of Fresno is continuing

01:39:11.529 --> 01:39:15.350
to be revamped. Downtown will soon be home to

01:39:15.350 --> 01:39:18.689
the Fresno Falcons once again. And let's sell

01:39:18.689 --> 01:39:21.829
out Selen Arena. Come October, for the first

01:39:21.829 --> 01:39:28.010
time in 17 years, The blue and gold will hit

01:39:28.010 --> 01:39:30.949
the ice. There will be the odd fisticuff, but

01:39:30.949 --> 01:39:32.409
there's going to be goals. There's going to be

01:39:32.409 --> 01:39:34.489
excitement. These are talented hockey players.

01:39:34.829 --> 01:39:36.930
Along with hockey. All right, so that's good

01:39:36.930 --> 01:39:41.750
news for Fresno. Five! Something positive. What's

01:39:41.750 --> 01:39:45.119
going on right here? Unfortunately, a lot of

01:39:45.119 --> 01:39:47.500
people can tell a similar story right now. They

01:39:47.500 --> 01:39:50.159
plan a vacation, book their flights, and then

01:39:50.159 --> 01:39:51.560
they find out that the plane they're waiting

01:39:51.560 --> 01:39:54.060
for is not coming to pick them up. And for the

01:39:54.060 --> 01:39:56.140
school teacher I spoke to today, she didn't even

01:39:56.140 --> 01:40:00.199
get notified. Man, these flight companies are

01:40:00.199 --> 01:40:04.739
douchebags! Travel is ramping up. But a trip

01:40:04.739 --> 01:40:07.479
to Europe nearly came to a screeching halt for

01:40:07.479 --> 01:40:09.720
Cindy Flores this week. I've been planning it

01:40:09.720 --> 01:40:14.470
for months now. She's a hottie. Tours, trips,

01:40:14.750 --> 01:40:18.130
Airbnbs, hotels. She booked her flight to Paris.

01:40:18.149 --> 01:40:20.569
Yeah, she wants to get the hell out of Fresno.

01:40:20.750 --> 01:40:23.689
Paris before the jet fuel prices skyrocketed.

01:40:23.729 --> 01:40:26.029
When I saw the oil prices were going up, gas

01:40:26.029 --> 01:40:28.949
prices, I even thought, whew, I'm glad I got

01:40:28.949 --> 01:40:31.810
my ticket. She thought she had escaped the flight

01:40:31.810 --> 01:40:34.750
mayhem until she was scrolling on Facebook and

01:40:34.750 --> 01:40:37.689
saw that her airline, Norse Atlantic, was canceling

01:40:37.689 --> 01:40:41.869
flights out of LAX. All right, that sucks. What

01:40:41.869 --> 01:40:47.710
do we got here? More chicken to the South Valley.

01:40:48.090 --> 01:40:50.229
Dozens of people waited in long lines to eat

01:40:50.229 --> 01:40:52.250
at the grand opening of a brand new Chick -fil

01:40:52.250 --> 01:40:55.250
-A in Tulare yesterday. Door... All right, so

01:40:55.250 --> 01:40:57.189
a new Chick -fil -A opened up and then there's

01:40:57.189 --> 01:41:01.619
this. A group of Fresno residents woke up to

01:41:01.619 --> 01:41:04.239
a rowdy scene after seeing a baby bear running

01:41:04.239 --> 01:41:07.319
around. Oh, yeah. To me, a baby bear is the least

01:41:07.319 --> 01:41:09.579
of the problems in Fresno. Around this morning,

01:41:09.699 --> 01:41:12.319
a small animal was spotted in two different blocks

01:41:12.319 --> 01:41:15.199
of a residential area not far from a popular

01:41:15.199 --> 01:41:17.680
waterway. All right, so there's that. Now it's

01:41:17.680 --> 01:41:19.899
time to end the show like we always do because

01:41:19.899 --> 01:41:32.630
it's the last place with Cleveland News. Static

01:41:32.630 --> 01:41:35.270
crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

01:41:35.270 --> 01:41:38.069
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

01:41:38.069 --> 01:41:40.869
Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,

01:41:41.069 --> 01:41:43.229
carry tails, but they ain't gloves In concrete

01:41:43.229 --> 01:41:46.189
jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown

01:41:46.189 --> 01:41:48.750
echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching

01:41:48.750 --> 01:41:51.609
hustle, corner kids trading maps Where the vibe's

01:41:51.609 --> 01:41:53.970
Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland

01:41:53.970 --> 01:41:57.829
News where the truth gets raw rust belt blues

01:41:57.829 --> 01:42:01.229
every crack every flaw until it takes no sugar

01:42:01.229 --> 01:42:04.569
no draw copy on the mic spitting facts no law

01:42:04.569 --> 01:42:07.970
back alleys whisper still grit in the air copy

01:42:07.970 --> 01:42:10.729
pulling cars city troops lay bare bar sharper

01:42:10.729 --> 01:42:13.409
than the skyline no time to spare opinions heavy

01:42:13.409 --> 01:42:17.029
as the lake but he don't care radio days that

01:42:17.029 --> 01:42:19.010
have come in the booth voice booming through

01:42:19.010 --> 01:42:21.729
the speakers hitting with the truth tower city

01:42:21.729 --> 01:42:54.710
shadows Happy Hot Topic! mental health caregivers

01:42:54.710 --> 01:42:56.930
are breathing a bit easier tonight after a threat

01:42:56.930 --> 01:43:00.170
of collecting big money oh yeah mental health

01:43:00.170 --> 01:43:02.470
is very important by the way from them has been

01:43:02.470 --> 01:43:05.449
dropped insurance organization care sources it

01:43:05.449 --> 01:43:08.710
will not now ask for 15 of claims to be paid

01:43:08.710 --> 01:43:11.109
to some caregivers all right so there's that

01:43:11.109 --> 01:43:15.399
and there's this right here Well, we're going

01:43:15.399 --> 01:43:18.180
to end the show on a bright spot literally tonight

01:43:18.180 --> 01:43:21.420
as Northeast Ohio was shining last night at the

01:43:21.420 --> 01:43:25.520
Met Gala. Hell yeah. God, I hate the Met Gala.

01:43:25.520 --> 01:43:28.699
I know it's good for the arts. Oh, my God. How

01:43:28.699 --> 01:43:31.239
is it douchey? A cool fashion's biggest night

01:43:31.239 --> 01:43:33.619
was a dream come true for a Cleveland woman.

01:43:34.659 --> 01:43:37.920
Yeah. She looks like she's from Cleveland. I

01:43:37.920 --> 01:43:40.560
cannot believe that this is like really happening.

01:43:42.039 --> 01:43:44.720
I talked with Megan Piccioni late last night

01:43:44.720 --> 01:43:47.220
from New York City after her highly customized

01:43:47.220 --> 01:43:51.100
couture jewelry designs made their Met Gala debut.

01:43:51.399 --> 01:43:53.779
She told me she recently made friends with the

01:43:53.779 --> 01:43:56.800
stylist for model and activist Lauren Wasser,

01:43:57.020 --> 01:44:00.800
who then turned to Piccioni last month, asking

01:44:00.800 --> 01:44:03.840
her to drape Wasser in diamonds to complete her

01:44:03.840 --> 01:44:07.420
solid gold look. The star of the show was a 12

01:44:07.420 --> 01:44:09.079
-year -old. All right, I'm getting bored. Good

01:44:09.079 --> 01:44:11.319
for her, though. I'm glad there's success. Yeah,

01:44:11.319 --> 01:44:14.060
he's going to get out of Cleveland. Welcome back

01:44:14.060 --> 01:44:17.420
to 3 News at 4. Jay Crawford, Christy Paul here,

01:44:17.579 --> 01:44:20.899
and first at 4 .30. This is a hard one. A Geauga

01:44:20.899 --> 01:44:23.319
County man is facing a first -degree felony accused

01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:29.020
of raping a child. Loser! In Parma Heights. I

01:44:29.020 --> 01:44:30.520
don't even want to hear about that. What the

01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:34.119
fuck's wrong with you, dude? How are you supposed

01:44:34.119 --> 01:44:37.149
to cook? Your day -to -day meals for your children

01:44:37.149 --> 01:44:42.409
if you don't have no hot water. How are you supposed

01:44:42.409 --> 01:44:45.909
to bathe your child and expect for your kids

01:44:45.909 --> 01:44:50.149
not to get sick? A mother begging for answers.

01:44:50.210 --> 01:44:53.189
She says her apartment building has been without

01:44:53.189 --> 01:44:56.449
gas for months. Hoping for action, she called

01:44:56.449 --> 01:44:58.970
the 19 Troubleshooters. Colton Maliski has the

01:44:58.970 --> 01:45:02.279
story. Imagine not being able to cook or take

01:45:02.279 --> 01:45:04.699
a hot shower. That's the reality for many of

01:45:04.699 --> 01:45:08.340
the folks living in this complex. This is all

01:45:08.340 --> 01:45:10.500
that happens when you try to turn on the stove

01:45:10.500 --> 01:45:12.899
at Neil Terrace Apartments off Detroit Avenue.

01:45:14.640 --> 01:45:17.399
And no matter how long you run this water, it

01:45:17.399 --> 01:45:19.420
isn't going to heat up. We stay in Cleveland.

01:45:19.619 --> 01:45:23.340
It's five seasons in one month. Destiny Fares

01:45:23.340 --> 01:45:25.979
showed me this letter tenants received in December.

01:45:26.159 --> 01:45:28.640
It says the bill for utilities will now go to

01:45:28.640 --> 01:45:31.560
the apartment complex, not each tenant. The change

01:45:31.560 --> 01:45:34.520
started on February 1st. The exasperated mother

01:45:34.520 --> 01:45:37.079
of two says about a week later, the gas stopped

01:45:37.079 --> 01:45:40.079
working. All right, that sucks. Mm -hmm. Poor

01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:43.539
Cleveland. It means well. What's going on here?

01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:47.779
Cell phone video shot by a Parma City Schools

01:45:47.779 --> 01:45:51.239
district parent in March 2024. Her behavior is

01:45:51.239 --> 01:45:54.239
deplorable. Now coming to life. You sound like

01:45:54.239 --> 01:45:58.020
a very annoying hag in Cleveland. Hey, how about

01:45:58.020 --> 01:46:01.140
you shut up? How about that? Thank you. Oh, you

01:46:01.140 --> 01:46:08.460
want to go? Yeah, bitch! Anyone else? The voice

01:46:08.460 --> 01:46:10.479
you hear is Greenbrier Middle School Principal

01:46:10.479 --> 01:46:13.060
Jill Schissel. What the frick? I went to Greenbrier

01:46:13.060 --> 01:46:16.640
in Illinois. How do I say frick? Fuck! The parent

01:46:16.640 --> 01:46:18.640
who pressed record tells me they shared it with

01:46:18.640 --> 01:46:20.760
a former Board of Education member two weeks

01:46:20.760 --> 01:46:23.439
after it was taken. The video, this parent says,

01:46:23.539 --> 01:46:25.720
was then sent to previous superintendent Charles

01:46:25.720 --> 01:46:28.470
Smielek. According to a human resource notification

01:46:28.470 --> 01:46:30.930
to Schistler, an investigative hearing was scheduled

01:46:30.930 --> 01:46:34.710
for April 2024, hours after that. And Schistler

01:46:34.710 --> 01:46:36.949
was told to be mindful of placing her face in

01:46:36.949 --> 01:46:39.430
close proximity to an upset student and that

01:46:39.430 --> 01:46:42.329
she is, quote, always on stage and the brightest

01:46:42.329 --> 01:46:44.890
light will always shine on the principal. There's

01:46:44.890 --> 01:46:48.350
nothing worse than having a bad principal. I

01:46:48.350 --> 01:46:51.170
had this principal named Mr. Jason at Thomas

01:46:51.170 --> 01:46:55.880
Middle School. He was a douchebag. To be clear,

01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:58.619
the situation did not result in charges or legal

01:46:58.619 --> 01:47:00.520
action. Of course not. They're going to protect

01:47:00.520 --> 01:47:04.760
their own. What a loser. And now to a recall

01:47:04.760 --> 01:47:07.239
alert for Giant Eagle shoppers this morning.

01:47:07.380 --> 01:47:10.500
The grocer is now pulling its store brand garlic

01:47:10.500 --> 01:47:12.640
and herb pita chips from the shelf. You can see

01:47:12.640 --> 01:47:14.840
them there on your screen. This is part of a

01:47:14.840 --> 01:47:18.760
nationwide dairy recall. California Dairies issued

01:47:18.760 --> 01:47:21.859
the initial recall back on April 20th for some

01:47:21.859 --> 01:47:24.479
of its milk products due to a salmonella risk.

01:47:25.149 --> 01:47:27.590
That recall has now expanded and includes...

01:47:27.590 --> 01:48:09.579
Water. Man. This world's fucked up. They used

01:48:09.579 --> 01:48:12.460
to harbor it here. We think this is art. It could

01:48:12.460 --> 01:48:14.819
be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.

01:48:16.640 --> 01:48:19.420
We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,

01:48:19.420 --> 01:48:21.340
keep people from looking at their own lives and

01:48:21.340 --> 01:48:23.060
realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you

01:48:23.060 --> 01:48:28.880
know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint

01:48:28.880 --> 01:48:31.939
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

01:48:31.939 --> 01:48:44.810
realize, I live in Cleveland. And then he's looking

01:48:44.810 --> 01:48:46.350
around at your tiny little house that you can't

01:48:46.350 --> 01:48:47.970
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

01:48:47.970 --> 01:48:50.510
horrible little sloppy kids who all have diabetes

01:48:50.510 --> 01:48:51.970
by the time they're eight because they live on

01:48:51.970 --> 01:48:55.829
corn syrup and lies. And then you look at your

01:48:55.829 --> 01:48:58.229
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

01:48:58.229 --> 01:49:00.050
you with her front butt spilling out over the

01:49:00.050 --> 01:49:03.149
top of her ass and she's like, I'm going to go

01:49:03.149 --> 01:49:05.210
shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,

01:49:05.229 --> 01:49:12.729
right? Do you regret anything that you said about

01:49:17.579 --> 01:49:19.979
You think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard

01:49:19.979 --> 01:49:22.000
anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.

01:49:22.340 --> 01:49:54.380
I mean, what's so good about Cleveland? Like

01:49:54.380 --> 01:49:57.939
on the outside, whether you're white, or black,

01:49:58.159 --> 01:50:01.640
or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your

01:50:01.640 --> 01:50:04.819
dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law

01:50:04.819 --> 01:50:08.859
it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

01:50:08.880 --> 01:50:11.039
the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.

01:50:11.479 --> 01:50:14.720
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

01:50:15.960 --> 01:50:18.180
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

01:50:18.180 --> 01:50:19.939
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

01:50:19.939 --> 01:50:34.649
a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Strike

01:50:34.649 --> 01:50:38.590
the climate. Strike the climate. And he got it!

01:50:38.869 --> 01:50:43.390
That's what I said! That is what I said! That's

01:50:43.390 --> 01:50:46.489
number five! Are you kidding me? That's right!

01:50:47.810 --> 01:50:50.569
What do you think you are? I am! So if there's

01:50:50.569 --> 01:50:52.970
a few bucks left over, you know, go get something

01:50:52.970 --> 01:50:58.560
nice. Yeah! $90 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,

01:50:58.739 --> 01:51:02.000
do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and

01:51:02.000 --> 01:51:04.840
if you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,

01:51:05.000 --> 01:51:07.359
20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up

01:51:07.359 --> 01:51:10.340
there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

01:51:10.359 --> 01:51:13.800
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:51:14.300 --> 01:51:35.899
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! PhDs in four

01:51:35.899 --> 01:51:40.760
scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think

01:51:40.760 --> 01:51:44.359
they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was

01:51:44.359 --> 01:51:50.199
a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're

01:51:50.199 --> 01:51:57.260
stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.

01:51:58.760 --> 01:52:01.020
What is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the

01:52:01.020 --> 01:52:05.340
TV lately? No, why? For gals going wild comes

01:52:05.340 --> 01:52:08.119
a little something for the ladies. Sack Flashers.

01:52:08.340 --> 01:52:12.899
Awesome. All right. It takes balls to do what

01:52:12.899 --> 01:52:14.699
they're doing. But these boys have got them and

01:52:14.699 --> 01:52:18.779
more. They're Sack Flashers. We love Sack Flashers.

01:52:18.779 --> 01:52:23.140
Oh, it's a sack attack. Order now and get Sack

01:52:23.140 --> 01:52:25.699
Flashers 2. Sacks in the city. With bonus material.

01:52:25.899 --> 01:52:30.899
Beach balls. All right. Check it out. First 100

01:52:30.899 --> 01:52:33.260
callers get this free Sack Flashers coat sack.

01:52:33.449 --> 01:52:35.670
Operators are standing by. You'd be nuts to pass

01:52:35.670 --> 01:52:38.289
up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at

01:52:38.289 --> 01:52:41.149
church or internet night or something. Ooh, what's

01:52:41.149 --> 01:52:43.789
that sign? Where they put them fire poppers up

01:52:43.789 --> 01:52:46.510
in buttholes? Now, that's a good sign. No, not

01:52:46.510 --> 01:52:49.069
that specific sign. But why? That's how I met

01:52:49.069 --> 01:52:52.550
your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good

01:52:52.550 --> 01:52:54.850
butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,

01:52:54.850 --> 01:52:57.170
damn, don't, never, percolate that man's name

01:52:57.170 --> 01:52:59.710
in the house again. I don't think you said his

01:52:59.710 --> 01:53:02.050
name. Some of us wear a little too... You busy

01:53:02.050 --> 01:53:05.310
bangin' to exchange business cards. Don't you

01:53:05.310 --> 01:53:07.710
go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff

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says you race from down hell down to the library.

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Yeah, you know I do. You go strong or you don't

01:53:12.949 --> 01:53:21.369
go at all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that

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some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite

01:53:24.289 --> 01:53:27.689
my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:53:27.689 --> 01:54:03.510
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is

01:54:03.510 --> 01:54:15.069
that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy

01:54:15.069 --> 01:54:22.329
in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour

01:54:22.329 --> 01:54:24.789
will be right back. He probably has Taco Bell.

01:54:36.300 --> 01:54:38.579
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:54:38.579 --> 01:54:41.279
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:54:44.239 --> 01:55:46.239
so stick around, folks. Outro Music My mom said

01:55:46.239 --> 01:55:48.939
I was a walking felony cause I kept 16s in the

01:55:48.939 --> 01:56:15.779
closet like Kelly. I'm not a mad rapper, I'm

01:56:15.779 --> 01:56:17.560
a disc runner When you see it, I'll teach you

01:56:17.560 --> 01:56:20.319
dudes about tusslin' with me Truth is, I hate

01:56:20.319 --> 01:56:23.439
these mobs I still go to Jamie's park And leave

01:56:23.439 --> 01:56:25.600
these rappers handicapped parking When you see

01:56:25.600 --> 01:56:28.220
your boy out, bow down and kiss the ring When

01:56:28.220 --> 01:56:30.220
it's cool about myself, I ain't worried about

01:56:30.220 --> 01:56:33.060
a thing This is Shaq City, man, where the f***

01:56:33.060 --> 01:56:35.779
you from? Shit can't go on, she ain't gobblin'

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My partner Supreme told me, close hard on these

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monkeys I hit pro gyms and total make my wrist

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chunkin' James You can say the drama like support

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war Put your life on pause like a comma Who you

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cuttin' corners? Who you stackin' monies? They

01:57:31.279 --> 01:57:33.880
turn comedians, man, they get to actin' funny

01:57:33.880 --> 01:57:37.500
I know the MCs, the real MCs Shameless ain't

01:57:37.500 --> 01:57:40.500
grew, man, so shoppin' with me We get a punk

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in here, in front of your Madonna You a broke

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commercial, you outta order I'ma come and get

01:57:46.619 --> 01:57:49.180
you, don't make me cheat We get to work for sales

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like a snail or a armadillo Watch the green lights,

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watch the stars The hour will be right back.

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.com R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P -E Radio .com I would

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hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's in

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my podcast section. So whenever you listen to

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Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description is all of that. We're going to come

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back on Hoppy Hour and keep this party going

02:01:21.520 --> 02:01:49.939
and going. But let's hear from Harry I was labeled

02:01:49.939 --> 02:01:52.979
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

02:01:52.979 --> 02:01:55.949
at the age of 12, The doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

02:01:59.390 --> 02:02:01.689
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

02:02:18.569 --> 02:02:21.750
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

02:02:21.890 --> 02:02:27.970
don't feel sorry for them. Autism isn't a disease,

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it's a condition. To find out more about autism,

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please visit autismspeaks .org. Autism Speaks.

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It's time to listen. Autism Speaks. A -C -H -I,

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got a new sound, makin' all the hoes get down.

02:03:03.970 --> 02:03:07.590
They the big man, makin' change swang, them center

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players gon' do the damn thing. Comin' in the

02:03:10.329 --> 02:03:14.409
club, takin' up streets, takin' over man, goin'

02:03:14.409 --> 02:03:17.890
down beats. Got them on charge, got them on lock,

02:03:18.069 --> 02:03:20.630
everywhere we go, guarantee to blow the spot.

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The message is to them haters, crime them, say

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them gators. Oh, it's gonna blaze you, nothing

02:03:25.399 --> 02:03:28.300
is gonna save you. Bets on the streets, bets

02:03:28.300 --> 02:03:31.279
on them beefs. If you wanna bounce, bet every

02:03:31.279 --> 02:03:34.520
point to me. City shot time, where I pull it

02:03:34.520 --> 02:03:37.579
down. Ain't no limit, drop a piece, battle time.

02:03:37.920 --> 02:03:40.020
The ball's out of line, cause you know I call

02:03:40.020 --> 02:03:42.640
the shots. Shacking paper like them bacon sodas

02:03:42.640 --> 02:03:45.939
in the pot. We got the remix, we got the jazz.

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Yeah! Hey! Beverly! Hey, you! Hey, shawty, let

02:03:59.000 --> 02:04:06.880
me see you get loose! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

02:04:21.770 --> 02:04:23.670
I've been drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pippin'

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Slide off in the club, bendin' manners in the

02:04:26.010 --> 02:04:28.590
fifties Don't fret, don't pay, don't smack it

02:04:28.590 --> 02:04:31.750
at my lip And what it is, what it do, what it

02:04:31.750 --> 02:04:34.050
do Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose

02:04:34.050 --> 02:04:37.649
Let your body shoot it with some Grey Goose And

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P .I .P., I'm puttin' my hands on you We got

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the remix, we got the flow We got the music,

02:04:43.949 --> 02:04:47.210
get it down on the floor We got the music, get

02:04:47.210 --> 02:05:05.600
it down on the floor Let me put no chasers in

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my drink. I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke,

02:05:10.220 --> 02:05:13.659
jank, smoke, y 'all. People say, smoke, jank,

02:05:13.659 --> 02:05:16.220
smoke, y 'all. People say, bitch, all on the

02:05:16.220 --> 02:05:19.520
earth. I don't need courage. Speech, y 'all slurred.

02:05:19.699 --> 02:05:22.479
Nothing's in my cup. Shit, it's all gone. Y 'all

02:05:22.479 --> 02:05:25.739
hiding the motherfucker, making up words. Lookin'

02:05:25.739 --> 02:05:29.260
like men. I like them light skin. Two at a time.

02:05:29.319 --> 02:05:31.880
Y 'all be winnin' and winnin'. Tony Gray, too.

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Back away and see them shit. All best friends

02:05:36.279 --> 02:05:41.319
I can't walk I, I, I I can't talk Workin' from

02:05:41.319 --> 02:05:44.199
the day to the dawn People all for square But

02:05:44.199 --> 02:05:47.560
my goons don't pick It's drinks on you All eyes

02:05:47.560 --> 02:05:50.439
on me And niggas with me drinkin' dumb Hit me

02:05:50.439 --> 02:05:53.180
next to Remy Monk Party goin' all night But we

02:05:53.180 --> 02:05:55.819
kickin', kickin' hard Niggas, they smokin' They

02:05:55.819 --> 02:05:59.920
be gettin' choked down We be gettin' choked down

02:05:59.920 --> 02:07:03.590
We be gettin' choked down I'm gonna be good We'll

02:07:03.590 --> 02:08:38.470
be right back. This bad new Gucci bag matching

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Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt Skirt matching

02:08:41.670 --> 02:08:44.310
the blouse Chain matching the rack Yeah, I'm

02:08:44.310 --> 02:08:47.289
doing my thing Got, got so many haters Why is

02:08:47.289 --> 02:08:49.890
so many hatin'? It's like a mental patient I

02:08:49.890 --> 02:08:52.229
floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'

02:08:52.229 --> 02:08:54.829
my patience To get work in my neck I'm gettin'

02:08:54.949 --> 02:08:56.869
spendin' that money Like a church in the city

02:08:56.869 --> 02:08:59.569
Layin' on, get a skin blowin' Swishin' the winds,

02:08:59.649 --> 02:09:13.109
it's like Yeah, whoppin' on past I'm a hood star,

02:09:13.270 --> 02:09:15.409
and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better

02:09:15.409 --> 02:09:18.170
on lean, got my picture game meanin' You came

02:09:18.170 --> 02:09:20.529
up, bring me money, I'm the boss of the chain

02:09:20.529 --> 02:09:23.670
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

02:09:23.670 --> 02:09:25.590
it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it

02:09:25.590 --> 02:09:27.289
like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,

02:09:27.289 --> 02:09:29.710
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

02:09:29.710 --> 02:09:31.949
it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it

02:09:31.949 --> 02:10:19.430
like, I do it We'll be right back. We'll see

02:10:19.430 --> 02:11:27.979
you next time. women's self -defense I'll see

02:11:27.979 --> 02:11:55.489
you next time. Hi, we're gonna come back and

02:11:55.489 --> 02:11:58.289
I'm gonna keep this party going. Hello again,

02:11:58.590 --> 02:12:01.710
it's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin'

02:12:01.770 --> 02:12:04.810
Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I

02:12:04.810 --> 02:12:07.390
have a condition known as autism. That's right,

02:12:07.670 --> 02:12:11.130
it's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism

02:12:11.130 --> 02:12:13.729
can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.

02:12:14.050 --> 02:12:16.229
People with autism normally have difficulties

02:12:16.229 --> 02:12:18.729
in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

02:12:19.050 --> 02:12:21.430
social interactions, and leisure activities.

02:12:22.079 --> 02:12:24.579
In the recent study, people with autism are less

02:12:24.579 --> 02:12:27.340
likely to have a job and more likely to become

02:12:27.340 --> 02:12:30.600
homeless. I beat Josh by having loving friends

02:12:30.600 --> 02:12:33.899
and family, having a college education. I have

02:12:33.899 --> 02:12:36.380
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

02:12:36.380 --> 02:12:38.699
an honorary personality for many years. Always

02:12:38.699 --> 02:12:40.680
remember that people with autism want the same

02:12:40.680 --> 02:12:54.100
things as you, to be happy and successful. Daytime,

02:12:54.359 --> 02:12:56.600
clocks are juking, playing cool breaks, copy's

02:12:56.600 --> 02:12:58.819
hour, almost done, feels like robbery in banks,

02:12:58.960 --> 02:13:01.279
trying to copy on the mic, dropping wisdom, loose

02:13:01.279 --> 02:13:03.779
dreams, syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter

02:13:03.779 --> 02:13:06.979
dreams. Oh, the hobby hour, coming too close,

02:13:07.220 --> 02:13:10.439
radio hits, made it like a Wilson pose, laughter

02:13:10.439 --> 02:13:13.479
and joy, dissolving in the air, but we keep the

02:13:13.479 --> 02:13:35.020
rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. Outro Music

02:13:58.719 --> 02:14:03.520
Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close. Radio

02:14:03.520 --> 02:14:06.479
waves fading like a wilted rose. Laughter and

02:14:06.479 --> 02:14:09.500
joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm.

02:14:24.529 --> 02:14:27.170
Now it's time to face the silence like the TV

02:14:27.170 --> 02:14:30.149
on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so

02:14:30.149 --> 02:14:32.689
divine The void left in our hearts wider than

02:14:32.689 --> 02:14:41.390
a canyon line LINE Empty speakers, silent eyes,

02:14:41.470 --> 02:14:43.949
but coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

02:14:43.949 --> 02:14:46.810
while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and japs,

02:14:46.829 --> 02:14:49.329
he's our daily grind Now silence flowers and

02:14:49.329 --> 02:14:52.649
the thoughts we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is

02:14:52.649 --> 02:15:29.420
coming to a close They always... RyanHockeyRadio

02:15:29.420 --> 02:15:34.659
.com I like that. You probably had Taco Bell

02:15:34.659 --> 02:15:39.520
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

02:15:39.520 --> 02:15:42.600
is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll

02:15:42.600 --> 02:15:55.319
call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy

02:15:55.319 --> 02:16:13.319
Hour. This concludes our broadcast day. Good

02:16:13.319 --> 02:16:19.100
night, and God bless America. Door is closing.