Gummy Worm & Hot Dog Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.15.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Yesterday was a very, this whole past

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weekend, it was just a little nice to get out

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of St. Pete for a second. When you leave your

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home, it makes you kind of appreciate your home.

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Oh my god, so the last time I spoke to you guys

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was about 8 .30 on Monday morning. I was hungover,

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but not too bad. I was like manageable hungover

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in my Jacksonville hotel room. And I drove to

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a few places yesterday. The first place I drove

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to was Jacksonville Beach Cababar. My homie up

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there, Gabe, he works at Eternal Cababar. and

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jacksonville beach cover up there and good old

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jacksonville so it was very nice to make a friend

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and that was a very good so then i of course

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have uh my session with my shrink while i have

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a four and a half hour drive home from uh jacksonville

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to st pete Of course, I don't know if it's because

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I was driving around the trees or whatnot, but

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I was starting to really cut out like that. It

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was really annoying. But we fought through it,

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and I had a good session with my therapist over

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at counselinguncalled .net, so I did that. And

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I'm like any true tourist. I went to St. Augustine.

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Mm -hmm. No, not the fountain of youth or the

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brick roads. I went to Buc -ee's. It's not bad.

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Let me first say, I have no idea why Buc -ee's

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is not like in between Tampa and Orlando or something

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or anything. I don't understand why Tampa Bay

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gets robbed of Buc -ee's, but we do. A little

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too country for me. I'm not really a country

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guy. It's also really big in there. But you don't

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want to stay in a langoustine. I did the typical

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Bucky's experience. I wasn't really trying to

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have a brisket while driving four hours home.

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So what I did was I got birthday cake caramel

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popcorn and a nice cup of joe. Six dollars later,

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I'm like, this is fine. You got the birthday

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cake, popcorn to eat while driving through Daytona

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on the outskirts. And then, you know, the cameo

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over and over in the car. And I was having a

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good drive, you know. I was listening back to

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my podcast to critique it. And I helped make

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time go by. Then I have this psychotic thing

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I do. It's something I kind of keep to myself.

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No, it's nothing bad. It's just at the end of

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each workday, I listen to a bunch of different

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radio shows, sign -offs and stuff, like Mecca

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and T -Man and Two Guys and Chris, like the last

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times they were on air. And I listen to it in

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like a certain row to kind of like say, okay,

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I'm done with work for the day. and I did that,

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which pretty much took me to the ride home. So

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it was kind of like another work day. I mean,

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I partied on Saturday about losing my cat, and

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Sunday, just now by saying partying about almost

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losing my cat, I looked around the room, but

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I'm at work. That was a lot. But the drive's

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going well, and you got the option on Daytona.

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You can just gradually feel Florida getting hotter

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as you head up. You had more south. Because it

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was kind of flat in Jacksonville. It wasn't hot.

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It wasn't cold. It was very strange. Okay. But

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what happened was, right as I got on the I -4,

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you know, drive through downtown Orlando and

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see the Amway Center, I believe it's called,

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and all the Mickey ears and all the glory that

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is known as the tourist drive notice Orlando.

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And you're driving through it. You know what

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I mean? I have my cat in the front seat, and

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I'm like, it's kind of hot in here, isn't it,

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Luna? It feels a little hot. I don't know what's

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going on. Let me turn up the air. Oh, the air

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is at the lowest at 58. Oh, it's up. And you

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have that moment where you're like, oh. I think

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my air conditioning. I need some new coolant

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or whatever. But my air conditioning is no longer

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working. And I have another 90 minutes until

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I go home. And it's getting freaking hotter as

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we approach the Bay Area. And my poor cat. You

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ever seen it? There's a few analogies I have.

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Do you remember in the Super Mario game where

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Super Mario 64, where if he got tired, Mario

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would go... Sounds like something else. That

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was limited. Here, let me see. I got a little

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bit of it right here. This is the Super Mario.

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Yeah, there we go. I did. This is what I think

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of my show. So my cat starts going, huh, huh,

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huh, huh. And all of a sudden, her tongue's out

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like at the dog, and I'm like, ah, goody, goody

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gumdrops. My cat is overheated. Well, we made

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it home, and oh, man, is she bougie. Right when

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she got into my nice air -conditioned house,

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she's back to normal. It's like animals have

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to be dramatic to let you know they don't like

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the current situation. Like I always come through

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and I wasn't just going to leave you hanging.

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No, I wouldn't do that to my baby girl. This

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is getting weird. I'm definitely a psychopath.

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I'm doing a show where I'm talking to my cat

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at work. And then there's this headline that

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I will take seriously. I can't stand how locally

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the area simps. All the politicians do for the

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thing that is known as Duke Energy. Kiss my ass.

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It is absolutely unbelievable that there's not

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another option. Happy Hot Topic. While happening

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today, city leaders in Clearwater are considering

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their next steps with Duke Energy. Yeah, we all

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know a few of the politicians are in bed with

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Duke. Because they have no girl to build. Council

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members will be discussing a potential new contract

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with the company during a workshop today. I bet

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that workshop's going to be so beneficial for

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the residents. They can barely afford to bail.

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Oh, what up, Beth? It's so hot. Get some more

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details about this. The local news needs to work

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on that five -second delay. Hey, good morning.

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So this agreement would sign the city of Clearwater

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up for another three decades. Are you serious,

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dude? 30 years of Duke Energy that can't come

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up with any other ideas? Is that how lazy the

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politicians that get elected deserve us? Is that

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how lazy they are? Duke Energy comes a really

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short time after city leaders consider ditching

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Duke altogether. But they didn't have the guts

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and credibility because it would come up, it

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would actually have to be that they'd have to

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come up with ideas. And politicians are stupid.

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These are going to be topics of discussion when

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council members gather here at Clearwater Library

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for a work session this afternoon. Ah, it's going

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to be so beneficial and productive. Kiss my ass.

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Clearwater leaders are eyeing a new deal with...

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Bunch of dumb boomers. ...Energy. Documents outline

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a 30 -year agreement with the company. We're

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just trying to do the right things. I'm going

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to be honest. Y 'all never do the right thing

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because you're stupid. ... Oh, yeah. You know

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what today is? Today is hump day. I hope you

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all get laid. I hope I get laid. It's been a

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minute. Oh, jeez. And now, back to the Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,

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FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud.

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Rude. Aggressive. Those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. On three!

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One, two, three, go! Welcome to... Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm

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-hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes! No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All

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right. starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah! It is

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hump day And hopefully you all get laid out there

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All your dreams come true I know I am playing

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this music I'm gonna start out the show With

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some cute coffee But it's gonna be consumption

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of anything If you got your three -letter little

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smoke next to you. If you got alcohol. Have them.

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Create them. Coffee. Energy drinks. Soda. Water.

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Especially if you're dehydrated in Florida. I

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got Cuban coffee in a Yeti cup here. Because

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we got to make sure that the coffee doesn't spill

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in the studios. Because that would be bad. So

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I got my Cuban coffee here. You guys want to

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consume it together? And makes me hyper. Again.

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Let me take a real gulp like a man. I'm so manly.

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I'm drinking Cuban coffee with vanilla cream.

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Mm -hmm. All right, let me chug this bitch. Oh,

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yeah. I'm so caffeinated right now. Woo. Ba -toop

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-yum. We'll definitely have a little bit of what

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you like to call a caffeine crash. But until

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then, we'll figure it out. We're hanging out.

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856 -49 -HOPPY. By the way, today is National

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Gummy Bear and Hot Dog Day, which is similar

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to what I had for dinner last night. Nah. I had

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fried chicken and Starbridge jelly beans. Close

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enough. Can you tell I had the munchies when

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I was doing that? All right. We have some news

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going on in the world of radio. Let's start with

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radio news. Payola playlist rigged like monsoon.

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Fake callers on the line, they rehearse too soon.

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Truth hits harder than the bass line, boom. Radio

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snitching, hocky spitting the truth. Pulling

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back the curtain, exposing the booth. No more

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lies, no more disguise. Got the receipts, calling

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out. Alright, I saw this headline here. Faker

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than they licks at six. Nah, let me preface that

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by saying, I have been an on and off listener

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of Hotline. Howard Stern for 20 years. My uncle

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Phil loved Howard Stern. So I always heard about

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him growing up. Now, in middle school, I was

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listening to Eddie and Jovo, Brandmeier, Mancow,

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but since 2015, after I worked with Rovers Morning

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Glory, and I was like, oh my goodness, this is

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the same show. All of a sudden, I started listening

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in about 2015, and I was like, wow, this show

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is actually pretty good. And, yeah, I mean, it

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has its moments where they're a little too focused

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on, like, backdoor action sex and stuff, but

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overall, I still think he's the king. And I saw

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a report that he is bringing his show down to

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one show a week, and that he laid off, like,

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12 staff members. And here's the thing, is there's

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sometimes, like, that little saying, I don't

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know the exact quote, but, like, over -welcoming

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your stay. As influential as Howard Stern is

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and as great as he is, he's always been great

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at getting people to talk about him. Every radio

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guy went after him. He might have started it,

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but Opie Anthony, Bubba for a minute before they

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became friends because Bubba needed a job. All

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these people went after him and he pretty much

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always won besides Mancow in Chicago. What am

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I getting at? To go from always saying, oh yeah,

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Don Imus, welcome to time on air, to then being

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73 years old and actually in the end doing one

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show a week when Don Imus was doing five a week.

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Even if they were boring, he was still doing

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five shows a week and got a proper sign off.

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Stern could possibly die on air. Like, not literally.

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I mean, he could though. Dude, it's like 72.

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Sometimes, man, like, that was why, again, this

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is gonna piss off some people. I don't really

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care. When I was on top of the world at 1025

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The Bone, the number one show from 10 to 11 a

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.m., before I was rudely taken off air by Brandon

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Sunkin. But before that happened, I told myself,

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I said, if this does not turn into a full -time

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show, I don't want to be here forever. I had

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a quarter -life crisis. God bless Isaiah. I did

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not want to be board hopping for 90 years. I

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mean, it's all right. I have goals. But when

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I was there, I still get recognized. Not all

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the time. I got a lot of stares. It might be

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because I'm tall. But I still get people approaching

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me. Oh, that was great when you did Javier. Every

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time I went on air, I said to myself, if this

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does not turn into a show, I'm out of here. And

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I did. because I didn't overwelcome my time there.

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There's something to be said. Now, I'm not trying

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to compare the Howard Stern show to Happy Hour

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on the Mike Helton After Show, but also in your

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career, you have to take yourself kind of seriously.

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I mean, I had like one in seven cars listening

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to me. What I'm saying to you is at some point,

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It's kind of like how guys like Man Cow and T

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-Man and IMS went off air. Sometimes it's good

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to just sign off and just kind of say goodbye.

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Like Brad Meyer did that. You don't want to be

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the guy that's still at the party and it's like,

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yeah, you should have left a little while ago.

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And then also in radio news, I saw this here.

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Ebro in the morning trying to get some clout

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in the club. Ebro and Peter Rosenberg went at

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it over money. And supposedly I feel like you

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probably can't get anything past Peter Rosenberg

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when it comes to anything to do with money. I

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have no idea why I would even assume that, but

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I'm just kind of assuming it. That like when

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Peter Rosenberg wants his money, he's getting

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his money. And Ebro's such a dark, such a gatekeeping

00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:27.940
moron. Mm -hmm. All right, here's a little bit

00:18:27.940 --> 00:18:30.880
of Peter Rosenberg and Ebro fighting. Oh, it's

00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:34.380
a wacky morning zoo. They're out of control,

00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:38.480
I tell you. They're wild. They're insane. They're

00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:40.680
just going to take over the world. That Ebro

00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:43.259
in the morning. Asshole, you sound like an asshole.

00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.779
Bitch, shut the fuck up. No, you're a bitch.

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You're a hoe. You know why? Why? You're a bitch,

00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:50.259
you're a hoe. I don't know. We're going to have

00:18:50.259 --> 00:18:52.329
a fight. Let me tell you why you're a hoe. Let

00:18:52.329 --> 00:18:53.950
me tell you why you're a hoe. Because you just

00:18:53.950 --> 00:18:56.849
called me a bitch for no reason. You're kind

00:18:56.849 --> 00:19:01.029
of hard wanting to be brought to be honest. You

00:19:01.029 --> 00:19:03.230
kind of peaked when you were plowing Nicki Minaj.

00:19:03.369 --> 00:19:06.130
No, it's not. It's because you're being a hoe

00:19:06.130 --> 00:19:08.529
because you don't know how to invest. That's

00:19:08.529 --> 00:19:10.690
different. You don't know. Don't say that. Wow,

00:19:10.910 --> 00:19:13.769
what a riveting show. Gee, I wonder why I'm not

00:19:13.769 --> 00:19:16.970
deciding. I can't think of any idea why. Listen

00:19:16.970 --> 00:19:17.930
to you about shit like that. Because you don't

00:19:17.930 --> 00:19:20.910
have money to invest. Yo, yo, my man, what's

00:19:20.910 --> 00:19:23.130
wrong with you? We keep going. Yo, yo, yo, yo,

00:19:23.289 --> 00:19:25.750
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's Peter Rosenberg

00:19:25.750 --> 00:19:31.589
talking on Airbnb. But then when he's doing sports

00:19:31.589 --> 00:19:35.170
radio, he's all professional. Not saying, talking

00:19:35.170 --> 00:19:36.869
yo, yo, yo is not professional. But all of a

00:19:36.869 --> 00:19:39.690
sudden, he goes from yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm

00:19:39.690 --> 00:19:43.089
Peter Rosenberg with a little inside on Lil Yachty.

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All of a sudden, I'm like, yeah, so the Yankees

00:19:46.829 --> 00:19:49.450
bullpen could have been better. Oh, you keep

00:19:49.450 --> 00:19:52.009
saying the same thing. You don't. Sounds like

00:19:52.009 --> 00:19:57.950
things are going great for Ebron. Tory Lanez

00:19:57.950 --> 00:20:00.849
says the new music that was released is real.

00:20:00.990 --> 00:20:05.309
Oh, yeah. Man, he's got to be sitting in prison

00:20:05.309 --> 00:20:09.549
regretting letting a woman ruin his life. Mm

00:20:09.549 --> 00:20:15.869
-hmm. That woman being Megan Thee Stallion. Having

00:20:15.869 --> 00:20:18.369
to shoot her. You know what I'm spreading on?

00:20:18.789 --> 00:20:21.650
Try doesn't shut up. Right, he just goes, blah,

00:20:21.890 --> 00:20:26.890
blah, blah, blah, blah. But that does not mean

00:20:26.890 --> 00:20:29.789
you shoot a woman, you walk away. But that actually

00:20:29.789 --> 00:20:32.829
makes them more mad. Because when a woman's mad,

00:20:32.970 --> 00:20:35.369
they're going to try to instigate the fight.

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They'll say something or do something, and then

00:20:37.609 --> 00:20:41.349
you react with anger. And then the woman's like,

00:20:41.450 --> 00:20:47.190
I did something! But if you walk away, that pisses

00:20:47.190 --> 00:20:50.410
off their ego. Their estrogen goes, oh my God,

00:20:50.529 --> 00:20:53.490
he's not fighting back. It's like dealing with

00:20:53.490 --> 00:20:58.150
narcissists. You know what it's similar to? It's

00:20:58.150 --> 00:21:00.009
similar to watching Floyd Mayweather boxing.

00:21:01.029 --> 00:21:04.069
Floyd Mayweather does this thing where he makes

00:21:04.069 --> 00:21:07.970
the opponent tired. He dances around while they

00:21:07.970 --> 00:21:12.049
throw punch after punch. And then at some point

00:21:12.049 --> 00:21:13.890
starts getting the punches in. But I'm not comparing

00:21:13.890 --> 00:21:15.730
that to punching a woman. What I'm telling you,

00:21:15.750 --> 00:21:16.930
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is when

00:21:16.930 --> 00:21:18.890
you're down with somebody, you got to kind of

00:21:18.890 --> 00:21:21.269
make them tired. Because at some point, then

00:21:21.269 --> 00:21:24.960
they show up. A word from the lies from Ryan

00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:30.259
John Hoppy. Bill Cosby says he wants the case

00:21:30.259 --> 00:21:32.359
in court to be dismissed because he doesn't feel

00:21:32.359 --> 00:21:34.779
well because he's old. You're still a raping

00:21:34.779 --> 00:21:42.119
loser. And that's what you'll always be. By the

00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:45.299
way, your stand -up comedy sucked. I have a clear

00:21:45.299 --> 00:21:48.920
memory of driving through Chicago with my dad.

00:21:49.220 --> 00:21:53.799
I probably can't play because of copyright. Although

00:21:53.799 --> 00:21:55.799
it probably would be good to give Bill Cosby

00:21:55.799 --> 00:21:57.700
a few cents. He probably needs it in residuals

00:21:57.700 --> 00:21:59.579
since they took the Cosby show off TV 12 years

00:21:59.579 --> 00:22:04.160
ago. Oh, but that thing about Noah's Ark. What

00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:06.720
was it? The comedy bit where Bill Cosby's talking

00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:11.400
about Noah's Ark. Oh, it's so funny. Real hilarity.

00:22:12.380 --> 00:22:14.700
Give me George Carlin any day. Although when

00:22:14.700 --> 00:22:17.000
I listen to George Carlin, I feel like I'm being

00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:20.309
bitched at more. Oh, that fight between Alex

00:22:20.309 --> 00:22:26.670
Cooper and Alex Earl, you two basic dumb blondes,

00:22:26.670 --> 00:22:29.650
will be addressed on a Netflix series very soon.

00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:34.059
50 Cent fires back at a former staffer's lawsuit.

00:22:34.380 --> 00:22:38.140
Yeah, as much as I love 50 Cent. And he has my

00:22:38.140 --> 00:22:40.259
cell phone and my MacBook wallpaper. And it was

00:22:40.259 --> 00:22:41.980
one of the greatest moments of all time. Me and

00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:45.519
the guy who I had a CD's growing up. I liked

00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:47.960
the show power. I liked everything about 50.

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I don't know if I would want to work for him.

00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:53.680
Sam Asghari says he wants to help the people

00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:58.579
of Iran. That's good. And also Kylie Jenner is

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walking around in a bikini filling herself with

00:23:00.740 --> 00:23:06.420
a piece of ass. Oh, what's going on? Speaking

00:23:06.420 --> 00:23:08.119
of piece of ass, what's going on with Taco Bell?

00:23:08.180 --> 00:23:10.640
There's an explosive diarrhea parasite going

00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:13.720
national. Yeah, I feel like that just kind of

00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:18.690
describes where the country's at. and taco bell

00:23:18.690 --> 00:23:20.970
is under investigation for possible connection

00:23:20.970 --> 00:23:23.589
to the outbreak now the parasite is not exclusive

00:23:23.589 --> 00:23:26.190
to taco bell but they have removed some ingredients

00:23:26.190 --> 00:23:30.049
from certain locations that's good i was so worried

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including lettuce which appears to be the main

00:23:32.849 --> 00:23:34.829
source for yeah i feel like lettuce is always

00:23:34.829 --> 00:23:39.609
gross the outbreak there have been over 2600

00:23:39.609 --> 00:23:42.930
cases in michigan alone and more than 80 people

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hospitalized They all got the munchies up in

00:23:47.019 --> 00:23:52.259
Michigan. Here's Tom Holland, who to me seems

00:23:52.259 --> 00:23:56.579
a little self -conscious. He's got to make everything

00:23:56.579 --> 00:24:01.660
about Tom Holland. Here he is saying that when

00:24:01.660 --> 00:24:04.180
he went to meet Erling Haaland, a soccer player,

00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:09.059
he was denied. Mm -hmm. To truth. Tell us the

00:24:09.059 --> 00:24:15.059
truth. Did you DM Erling Haaland? Yes. Yes. Oh,

00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:18.099
my God. It's Tom Holland. He answers a question

00:24:18.099 --> 00:24:22.480
by Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy's laughing. Why is

00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:24.859
he laughing? Because he's terrible at interviews,

00:24:24.859 --> 00:24:27.339
and that's his only way to react. And I'll tell

00:24:27.339 --> 00:24:30.019
you what. that is the that is exactly the type

00:24:30.019 --> 00:24:32.619
of humbling experience that is important for

00:24:32.619 --> 00:24:35.039
actors yeah you know you walk around thinking

00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:39.420
you're ah yeah you know once you text him i'll

00:24:39.420 --> 00:24:42.700
take him to dinner not even a response yeah because

00:24:42.700 --> 00:24:46.519
you're spider -man you're nothing on not an excuse

00:24:46.519 --> 00:24:48.839
not i'm busy tonight i'm playing football yeah

00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:50.500
sometimes people don't want to get back to you

00:24:50.500 --> 00:24:55.369
he's probably banging some hot ass girl Probably

00:24:55.369 --> 00:24:56.849
didn't want to be around here, a little annoying,

00:24:57.069 --> 00:24:59.289
trying to be a bromance type of person. Who?

00:24:59.769 --> 00:25:08.150
Nada. Nothing. There you go. Yeah, Tom Holland

00:25:08.150 --> 00:25:13.400
seems a little unsecure. Just like a tad bit.

00:25:13.460 --> 00:25:14.940
You know when they say someone has a tad bit

00:25:14.940 --> 00:25:17.779
of tism like me? I don't. I have a bipolar. You

00:25:17.779 --> 00:25:20.240
know when you say someone has a tad bit of something?

00:25:20.819 --> 00:25:24.000
Yeah, Tom Holland has a tad bit of the Napoleon

00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:27.259
Complex. Just a little bit. Nothing you can't,

00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:28.859
you know, grind through in life and get over.

00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:36.660
But it's there. It's clearly there. Love Island

00:25:36.660 --> 00:25:42.619
influencers. Piece of ass. I'm sure women love

00:25:42.619 --> 00:25:45.160
when I say that. Here she is. Her name's Mandy

00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:47.940
Vicky. Says her long -term boyfriend, no, he

00:25:47.940 --> 00:25:50.559
wants to do kinky things. That means he's cheating

00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:55.039
on you. Oh, it is funny when you got a hot ass

00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:57.880
girl and you're clowning her. You know, getting

00:25:57.880 --> 00:25:59.380
all kinky and you're like, this is someone's

00:25:59.380 --> 00:26:02.180
daughter. I bought loads of these sex toys, right,

00:26:02.259 --> 00:26:04.150
from the sex shop. Right? Yeah, she makes her

00:26:04.150 --> 00:26:06.549
accent makes it sound dirtier. And when I'm like,

00:26:06.630 --> 00:26:09.490
unpacking them, I'm like, oh, ginger. He's almost

00:26:09.490 --> 00:26:12.529
like, just put them away, put them away. I bet

00:26:12.529 --> 00:26:14.789
if I was a fucking Brandon Ross, he'd be pulling

00:26:14.789 --> 00:26:17.089
it out and sticking that. Oh my God. Imagine

00:26:17.089 --> 00:26:22.650
dating her with an annoying voice. Shut up! Will

00:26:22.650 --> 00:26:25.170
Ferrell says he was afraid that Elf would end

00:26:25.170 --> 00:26:28.869
his career. When it only really made it explode

00:26:28.869 --> 00:26:35.220
even more. John really wanted to make sure it

00:26:35.220 --> 00:26:38.700
had a timeless feel to it. And John really wanted

00:26:38.700 --> 00:26:42.339
to, and was 100 % right, but I'm coming off of

00:26:42.339 --> 00:26:47.759
SNL. I'm known, yes, there was the cheerleaders

00:26:47.759 --> 00:26:50.059
and sketches like that, but I'm also known for

00:26:50.059 --> 00:26:56.359
a PG -13 pushing our brand of humor. All right,

00:26:56.359 --> 00:27:00.400
so it all worked out. Man. He's gotten kind of

00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:02.240
weird looking today. He's like the rock star

00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:06.539
he looks like. Very strange. Mm -hmm. Here is...

00:27:06.539 --> 00:27:13.920
All right, this made me so freaking mad. So we

00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:16.619
all know that radio host Don Geronimo, a few

00:27:16.619 --> 00:27:20.339
years ago, called a news reporter, Barbie, while

00:27:20.339 --> 00:27:23.500
on air, doing a show in Washington, D .C. Well,

00:27:23.660 --> 00:27:26.880
that was based off of in 2023, Margot Robbie

00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.430
having the Barbie movie. Well, here she is saying

00:27:30.430 --> 00:27:33.910
she loves being called Barbie. I would imagine

00:27:33.910 --> 00:27:36.569
they shout at you. They might go, hey, Barbie,

00:27:36.630 --> 00:27:38.829
or whatever. Is that what happens? A lot of hi,

00:27:38.970 --> 00:27:43.289
Barbies. Yeah. A lot of, yeah. It's funny because

00:27:43.289 --> 00:27:46.289
the waving thing wasn't that big of a thing.

00:27:46.390 --> 00:27:48.230
And then on set, it just got bigger and more

00:27:48.230 --> 00:27:52.950
ridiculous. So she doesn't mind it. Very interesting.

00:27:53.109 --> 00:27:57.069
So we should give Don Geronimo his job back,

00:27:57.150 --> 00:28:01.910
I would say. Mm -hmm. Lil Durk wins motions to

00:28:01.910 --> 00:28:05.730
have racketeering charges excluded, but the murder

00:28:05.730 --> 00:28:09.630
for hire is still there, so he's still in trouble.

00:28:09.910 --> 00:28:17.990
Mm -hmm. What do we have here? Here is Lily Phillips

00:28:17.990 --> 00:28:20.410
talking about how obsessed she is with her vape.

00:28:20.450 --> 00:28:24.319
A heavily vape. Every day. You know, like, my

00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:26.559
boyfriend's licking my pussy. I'm vaping. I'm

00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:28.799
going to the family show. I'm vaping. Keep it

00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:33.559
clean. Like, if I was eating my missus out and

00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:36.259
she took a pull on a vape. I'll go on TikTok

00:28:36.259 --> 00:28:38.640
while he's eating me. Oh, yeah. She's a real

00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:42.160
naughty girl. Oh. No, he's like, he's like, because

00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:43.700
he doesn't want to disturb me. So he's like,

00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:45.819
no, no, do whatever you need to do. I'm just

00:28:45.819 --> 00:28:47.700
thinking about her porn scene for the next day.

00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:52.000
Not really thinking about you. AOC says clavicular

00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:58.119
sends bad thoughts to young men. I do agree with

00:28:58.119 --> 00:29:03.319
that. We got this headline right here. Brianna

00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.460
chicken fried, just blah, blah, blah. This envelope

00:29:06.460 --> 00:29:10.309
that came in said like from Erica Kirk. And it

00:29:10.309 --> 00:29:12.450
was to my parents' house, but addressed to me.

00:29:12.529 --> 00:29:14.990
And I was so freaked out. What? My mom was like,

00:29:15.089 --> 00:29:17.549
what happened? I'm like, I don't know. She's

00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:19.009
like, what happened to my baby? Did she turn?

00:29:19.130 --> 00:29:22.369
My baby turned to... My mom's like, no. Oh my

00:29:22.369 --> 00:29:28.089
God. Wow, it's riveting. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's

00:29:28.089 --> 00:29:33.190
856 -494 -673. All right, let's see what's going

00:29:33.190 --> 00:29:41.000
on right here. New details have emerged about

00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:44.900
the estate of late actress DeVay Chase. Oh yeah,

00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:48.579
poor thing done. According to probate documents

00:29:48.579 --> 00:29:52.059
obtained by E! News, the Lilo and Stitch and

00:29:52.059 --> 00:29:55.039
The Ring star E! News loves to let you know that

00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:59.000
they obtained it. Look at that. Died without

00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:03.440
a will. She died on June 16th at the age of 35.

00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:07.099
Court filings submitted to the Los Angeles County...

00:30:07.099 --> 00:30:11.799
All right. Rest in peace, baby doll. 856. A 49

00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:17.680
happy. Mm -hmm. No! Happy hot topic! Sabina Guthrie

00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:21.000
got some well -deserved R &R. Yeah, this poor

00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:23.119
thing. I cannot imagine not knowing where your

00:30:23.119 --> 00:30:25.180
mom is and then going on TV and having to read

00:30:25.180 --> 00:30:28.480
about, like, frickin'... free food and places,

00:30:28.700 --> 00:30:30.460
you know, whatever nonsense they talk about on

00:30:30.460 --> 00:30:32.660
today's show. Show anchor's recent four -day

00:30:32.660 --> 00:30:35.680
absence sparked concern among fans as the search

00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:38.599
for her mom, Nancy Guthrie, continues. All right,

00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:45.599
son. That is a very strange case. Happy Hot Topic!

00:30:46.829 --> 00:30:49.630
We are back, 813 now. This morning on Today's

00:30:49.630 --> 00:30:53.109
Consumer, the return of all -you -can -eat deals.

00:30:53.230 --> 00:30:55.349
More restaurants are getting in on the craze.

00:30:55.349 --> 00:30:57.430
Oh, yeah, you know. But there's going to be,

00:30:57.450 --> 00:30:58.750
like, a limit to it. There's going to be some

00:30:58.750 --> 00:31:03.670
portion thing. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's

00:31:03.670 --> 00:31:09.190
856 -494 -6773. What's going on here? Mm -hmm.

00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:12.380
Captain Chesley Sully Sullenberger, who safely

00:31:12.380 --> 00:31:15.599
landed U .S. Airways Flight 1549 on the Hudson

00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:18.779
River in 2009, is fighting a new battle. Yeah,

00:31:18.859 --> 00:31:21.400
this is real sad. You end up being a hero, one

00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:24.740
of the greatest people of this century. Pilot

00:31:24.740 --> 00:31:27.920
told people July 14th he has Alzheimer's disease.

00:31:28.380 --> 00:31:31.660
I hope somehow, I don't know. Sometimes with

00:31:31.660 --> 00:31:33.380
those situations, you're just like, it sucks.

00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:36.400
You don't really know what to say. You're like,

00:31:36.420 --> 00:31:43.680
sigh. Oh, yeah. What do I have going on? All

00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:47.339
right. here. Benny Blanco reveals the conversation

00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:50.599
he had with Selena Gomez before taking their

00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:53.740
secret romance public. Three years after the

00:31:53.740 --> 00:31:56.039
Good For You singer and the record producer started

00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:58.440
dating, he shares insight into the conversation

00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:01.380
they had right before she revealed their relationship

00:32:01.380 --> 00:32:04.819
in December. Yeah, that was a big moment when

00:32:04.819 --> 00:32:08.900
she revealed it. In an interview translated from

00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:12.539
Spanish with El Pais published July 13th, Blanco

00:32:12.539 --> 00:32:15.269
says... kept our relationship private for a long

00:32:15.269 --> 00:32:18.490
time about so then they all released it who cares

00:32:18.490 --> 00:32:23.289
i bet saying if i'm bored you're bored lenny

00:32:23.289 --> 00:32:26.349
kravitz reveals why he likes to work out in leather

00:32:26.349 --> 00:32:29.569
pants the 62 year old singer caused a stir when

00:32:29.569 --> 00:32:31.910
he posted this video to social media back in

00:32:31.910 --> 00:32:35.789
2024 oh yeah looking all ripped showing Lenny

00:32:35.789 --> 00:32:38.829
pumping iron in very non -traditional gear. But

00:32:38.829 --> 00:32:41.470
Zoey Kravitz's dad says there's a method to his

00:32:41.470 --> 00:32:44.509
unusual workout wear. He tells Men's Health in

00:32:44.509 --> 00:32:47.670
an interview published July 14th, I perform on

00:32:47.670 --> 00:32:50.869
stage in leather, denim, whatever. All right,

00:32:50.890 --> 00:32:53.450
you do your own boom. You just are just out there

00:32:53.450 --> 00:32:57.250
killing it. Aren't you, Lenny Kravitz? Happy

00:32:57.250 --> 00:33:02.579
Hot Topic! Jax Taylor is in hot water after pics

00:33:02.579 --> 00:33:05.440
surfaced of him getting cozy with his and estranged

00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.980
wife Brittany Cartwright's shared publicist.

00:33:10.869 --> 00:33:12.349
There's always going to be rumors. They're showing

00:33:12.349 --> 00:33:14.509
pictures of them in the water. You can tell they're

00:33:14.509 --> 00:33:17.170
like crap or cunt. That's part of the game. She's

00:33:17.170 --> 00:33:19.849
our publicist and very, very good friend of mine.

00:33:20.009 --> 00:33:23.230
Oh, yeah, he's a good friend of hers, too. Just

00:33:23.230 --> 00:33:25.710
as TMZ posted the photos of the two at a resort

00:33:25.710 --> 00:33:28.930
in Mexico, Britney fired Lori Krebs. A source

00:33:28.930 --> 00:33:32.750
tells ET Britney is disgusted and betrayed. Yeah,

00:33:32.750 --> 00:33:36.210
that's... It's like you're asking for sisters.

00:33:36.970 --> 00:33:43.619
Happy Hot Topic! Octomom Natalie Nadia Suleiman

00:33:43.619 --> 00:33:46.339
celebrates her birthday with a rare message on

00:33:46.339 --> 00:33:49.960
Instagram. On July 13th, Suleiman shared a social

00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.619
media post in honor of her milestone B -Day.

00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.839
And in the message, the proud mom praised her

00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:57.420
loved ones for making her big day one to remember.

00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:03.480
Oh, whatever. Man, that is so 2009. That is ridiculous

00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:07.859
that those kids are grown up now. Happy Hot Topic!

00:34:10.090 --> 00:34:14.829
Up until Sharna, because my ex and I were together

00:34:14.829 --> 00:34:17.449
for almost 15 years. We were almost married.

00:34:17.550 --> 00:34:21.110
We were married for almost 10. I led with physical

00:34:21.110 --> 00:34:26.409
attraction. It is what it is. Brian Austin Green

00:34:26.409 --> 00:34:29.070
making a surprising confession about his former

00:34:29.070 --> 00:34:31.630
marriage to Megan Fox, which he says helped him

00:34:31.630 --> 00:34:34.130
establish a stronger love. I mean, let's be honest.

00:34:34.210 --> 00:34:35.909
He wasn't with her because of that riveting personality.

00:34:36.389 --> 00:34:40.090
Or her toes. Or fingers or whatever. I'd say

00:34:40.090 --> 00:34:43.469
Sharna Burgess. With Sharna now, we approached

00:34:43.469 --> 00:34:46.849
it in a different way. It's just beyond what

00:34:46.849 --> 00:34:50.429
you would imagine would happen. Whatever, Brian.

00:34:50.550 --> 00:34:53.809
You do you, boo. Mm -hmm. Time for Alec Baldwin

00:34:53.809 --> 00:34:58.989
news. DJ, spin that! Hey! Hey, yo, who we talking

00:34:58.989 --> 00:35:02.489
about? You know who it is. Turn this up! Hey,

00:35:02.829 --> 00:35:11.929
guys. Woo! Woo -hoo! Walk in the spotlight, look

00:35:11.929 --> 00:35:14.710
at me Big shades on, big ego, no receipts Talk

00:35:14.710 --> 00:35:16.849
real loud, can't back that heat All cap, all

00:35:16.849 --> 00:35:19.190
act, just cheat critique Tracks on set, but he

00:35:19.190 --> 00:35:21.489
flops at home Talk big bad, but he there by the

00:35:21.489 --> 00:35:23.769
phone Old crew tired of the same routine He the

00:35:23.769 --> 00:35:25.809
star of the show in his own daydream He be like,

00:35:25.929 --> 00:35:29.570
I'm that guy We be like, that's a lie Say again

00:35:29.570 --> 00:35:32.190
and say goodbye You ain't fooling us tonight

00:35:32.190 --> 00:36:03.389
Everybody say who Bow and bow and bow Here's

00:36:03.389 --> 00:36:06.329
a video of him talking about the passing. of

00:36:06.329 --> 00:36:09.329
sam neill and he made it about him i just wanted

00:36:09.329 --> 00:36:15.949
to come on here quickly and say stricken i was

00:36:15.949 --> 00:36:20.250
to learn of the death of sam neill um when i

00:36:20.250 --> 00:36:22.849
did the hunt for red october we shot in 89 it

00:36:22.849 --> 00:36:29.699
came out in 1990. a long time ago. And that was

00:36:29.699 --> 00:36:31.559
probably my first big movie in terms of having

00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:35.000
a decent -sized role. I've done Working Girl

00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:37.599
and Beetlejuice and things like that where I

00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:41.139
had a small role. And I do Hunt for Red October.

00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:47.480
Yeah. Yes, John is a great director. One of the

00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:52.599
most exciting parts for me was to meet Tom. I

00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:55.099
thought Sam was on at the time. See, but the

00:36:55.099 --> 00:36:58.219
cast. I mean, I'll never. I've had great cast.

00:36:58.300 --> 00:37:02.239
I've worked with great people. Nothing about

00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:05.880
Sam. I know compassion in that sociopathic heart.

00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:14.360
You're a loser. A dumb burner. Meryl and so many

00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:18.300
other people that I really, really admired. Did

00:37:18.300 --> 00:37:20.380
Samuel Milda or is it your friggin' LinkedIn

00:37:20.380 --> 00:37:23.900
resume? I do admire, but the... I mean, my God,

00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:26.099
I'm four in October. I had to write this down.

00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:30.920
I had to go... This is a trivia. ...to the internet

00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:34.159
and write. I mean, obviously, Sean, Larry Ferguson,

00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:40.000
Scott Glenn, Tim Curry. A lot of them. Um...

00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:44.679
James Earl Jones, Peter Firth, Richard Jordan,

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:47.800
Joss Auckland. All right, rest in peace, Earl

00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:50.679
now. I can definitely tell that was not his home.

00:37:50.780 --> 00:37:56.039
All right, time for Alex Earl now. Ron Hoppy

00:37:56.039 --> 00:38:00.900
on the air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up

00:38:00.900 --> 00:38:05.559
in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever you at.

00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:13.809
We got another one to talk about. Scroll, same

00:38:13.809 --> 00:38:16.889
face, same pose Filter on thick like them fake

00:38:16.889 --> 00:38:19.489
friends' clothes Capture so deep it don't say

00:38:19.489 --> 00:38:22.090
one thing But the brand deal link always stay

00:38:22.090 --> 00:38:24.869
front page She rehearse that laugh that I'm just

00:38:24.869 --> 00:38:27.690
like you In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous

00:38:27.690 --> 00:38:29.869
view Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the

00:38:29.869 --> 00:38:32.610
podcast share Say a whole lot of words but there's

00:38:32.610 --> 00:38:35.590
nothing really there Alex Earl is a wannabe,

00:38:35.789 --> 00:38:40.909
call her daddy Wannabe Trying to copy every topic,

00:38:41.130 --> 00:39:04.920
everybody All right. I know. Alex Earl is getting

00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:09.000
ready to share her truth. Oh, yeah. Publish.

00:39:09.289 --> 00:39:12.030
What is it? She's a boring blonde. July 14th,

00:39:12.030 --> 00:39:14.070
the 25 -year -old teases that she will finally

00:39:14.070 --> 00:39:16.809
address her years -long feud with Alex Cooper.

00:39:17.130 --> 00:39:20.989
I can't wait. The pair publicly acknowledged

00:39:20.989 --> 00:39:24.070
back in April on her upcoming reality show titled

00:39:24.070 --> 00:39:27.929
Earl Meets World. The influencer tells the outlet

00:39:27.929 --> 00:39:31.199
that was... Oh, she's so influ... One of the

00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:33.119
things in the beginning they wanted me to talk

00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:35.179
about that I really wasn't comfortable sharing.

00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:39.860
Then he realized that everything unfolded the

00:39:39.860 --> 00:39:43.860
way it did while we were filming. There was a

00:39:43.860 --> 00:39:46.000
serious struggle behind the scenes of emotions.

00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:54.219
Yeah, you cried and cried. And my family showed

00:39:54.219 --> 00:39:56.699
up for me. And although the internet was entertained

00:39:56.699 --> 00:39:59.500
after Cooper made a scathing TikTok calling out

00:39:59.500 --> 00:40:03.179
Earl. Yeah, she kind of started the whole trend

00:40:03.179 --> 00:40:08.159
of women doing condoms. A Miss Podcast host emphasizes

00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:11.239
that she did not enjoy the scrutiny. Yeah, you

00:40:11.239 --> 00:40:13.539
know, you can talk about other people, but heaven

00:40:13.539 --> 00:40:17.840
forbid someone talk about you. She continues,

00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:20.860
those moments that sometimes seem so fun for

00:40:20.860 --> 00:40:24.380
people online are hard. behind the scenes run

00:40:24.380 --> 00:40:28.460
into your mouth about other people and they talk

00:40:28.460 --> 00:40:32.039
about you happy that we were able to capture

00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:35.300
that but i'm an outspoken jackass on this show

00:40:35.300 --> 00:40:38.840
people throw shot to me but i'm also putting

00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:41.679
it upon myself on the drama between the two earl

00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:43.940
previously shared with e -news back in may that

00:40:43.940 --> 00:40:46.219
her show which does not yet have a release date

00:40:46.219 --> 00:40:49.690
was quote therapeutic for her I don't care. You

00:40:49.690 --> 00:40:53.409
know, I have some audio of the argument between

00:40:53.409 --> 00:41:07.010
Alex Arrow and Alex Cooper. Shut up! There you

00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:12.269
go, there's the exclusive audio. Alright, time

00:41:12.269 --> 00:41:27.030
for side -checking this, whatever. Is it? Burn

00:41:27.030 --> 00:42:10.920
it up. Got it. All right. We'll be right back.

00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:44.119
Ariana Grande seemingly confirming the rumor

00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:46.920
she and ex Ricky Alvarez have rekindled their

00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:50.360
spark. Why? We know it's just gonna end. in a

00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:55.639
disaster. You never go back to your ex. Especially

00:42:55.639 --> 00:42:59.179
when she's got a body count as long as the receipt

00:42:59.179 --> 00:43:07.719
at CVS since you last dated. I just don't want

00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:09.980
to break up in two weeks. You're dating Scott,

00:43:10.219 --> 00:43:13.960
though! I think that me being open with my fans

00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:16.179
and my supporters is a very important thing.

00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:19.340
Ari doing exactly that at her Eternal Sunshine

00:43:19.340 --> 00:43:22.119
tour stop in Brooklyn. Yeah, she's a side chick.

00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:26.659
Don't know why Ricky's taking her back, but it's

00:43:26.659 --> 00:43:32.860
not going to work out. We all know them. Don't

00:43:32.860 --> 00:43:39.320
worry about her. There you go. 856 -494 -6773.

00:43:40.989 --> 00:44:04.820
It is time for Royal Family News. Reality's a

00:44:04.820 --> 00:44:07.300
circus. Everybody's fed game. Talk about snapping.

00:44:07.739 --> 00:44:10.219
Black lions in the zoo. Golden spoons in their

00:44:10.219 --> 00:44:13.460
mouths. They don't chew. No hustle. Yeah. So

00:44:13.460 --> 00:44:16.139
hand me down. Throw and earn nothing. But they

00:44:16.139 --> 00:44:18.860
claim the zone. Royal family rule. Kardashian

00:44:18.860 --> 00:44:22.800
crew. Nothing new. Just the same old view. Naples

00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:25.719
babies riding on a silver spoon. They definitely

00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:35.090
know about a silver spoon. Happy Hot Topic! That's

00:44:35.090 --> 00:44:37.650
a candid Prince Harry opening up about his grooming

00:44:37.650 --> 00:44:44.329
habits in a new podcast. And let's just say things

00:44:44.329 --> 00:44:47.889
got personal. The Duke of Sussex appearing on

00:44:47.889 --> 00:44:50.190
the Joe Marler will see you now podcast in an

00:44:50.190 --> 00:44:54.360
episode. How did we all miss it? Released July

00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:57.320
13th. There you go. It's revealing absolutely

00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:01.500
nothing. Chelsea Gray from the WMEA does not

00:45:01.500 --> 00:45:03.420
like that she's getting racist tweets yet. Just

00:45:03.420 --> 00:45:05.539
because she's a dirty -eyed bitch to Kaylin Clark

00:45:05.539 --> 00:45:08.280
doesn't mean to do that. Mm -hmm. What's going

00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:12.139
on here with Stephon Diggs? Man accusing NFL

00:45:12.139 --> 00:45:14.670
star Stephon. The man accusing NFL star Stefan

00:45:14.670 --> 00:45:16.570
Diggs of sexual assault, Chris Griffith, has

00:45:16.570 --> 00:45:18.610
filed new court documents claiming Diggs and

00:45:18.610 --> 00:45:20.530
his team actually flew into Washington, D .C.

00:45:20.550 --> 00:45:23.329
in May of 2023, which is why he says Diggs already

00:45:23.329 --> 00:45:25.409
has the travel records he's now requesting in

00:45:25.409 --> 00:45:27.869
court. Griffith alleges Diggs drugged him with

00:45:27.869 --> 00:45:29.809
a piece of candy before making unwanted sexual

00:45:29.809 --> 00:45:33.130
advances that he says he never consented to.

00:45:33.309 --> 00:45:35.210
I mean, let's be honest, the dude has like a

00:45:35.210 --> 00:45:39.179
hundred pages of it. And a lot of times those

00:45:39.179 --> 00:45:41.420
overly masculine men are the ones that are going

00:45:41.420 --> 00:45:43.739
to call it. Diggs has strongly denied all the

00:45:43.739 --> 00:45:46.139
alligator. What's he going to say? I want some

00:45:46.139 --> 00:45:49.739
penis right now. Yeah, that ain't happening.

00:45:50.840 --> 00:46:06.179
Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com.

00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.480
The hour will be right back. You probably had

00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:11.579
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:17.599
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate,

00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:20.420
and you can see that with Barack and Michelle

00:46:20.420 --> 00:46:23.559
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

00:46:23.699 --> 00:46:29.489
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

00:46:29.489 --> 00:46:32.070
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

00:46:32.070 --> 00:46:34.510
like listening to this next song, you can skip

00:46:34.510 --> 00:46:37.349
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:46:37.349 --> 00:46:41.349
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

00:46:41.349 --> 00:46:43.909
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

00:46:44.309 --> 00:46:46.989
Hell yeah, here's Young Bird and Lil Wayne. We're

00:46:46.989 --> 00:46:49.309
getting that money. Young Bird. Young Bird. Young

00:46:49.309 --> 00:47:00.110
Bird. Young Bird. Young Bird. You know I have

00:47:00.110 --> 00:47:02.150
to reach out to you so you can sell the money,

00:47:02.250 --> 00:47:06.809
right? All right. You need it. And this your

00:47:06.809 --> 00:47:09.050
profit right now, you know what I'm saying? This

00:47:09.050 --> 00:47:14.389
is your money. Your profit. And I dig that too.

00:47:14.949 --> 00:47:17.789
Let's go. All right. All right. Go. You know

00:47:17.789 --> 00:47:20.489
I like it. I love it. I can't do nothing about

00:47:20.489 --> 00:47:24.929
it. Yeah. I can't even run from it. Hey. Sheppy

00:47:24.929 --> 00:47:30.489
on four. Lamborghini dough. Sold out. Cause I'm

00:47:30.489 --> 00:47:33.070
getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to that money

00:47:33.070 --> 00:47:35.610
Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to

00:47:35.610 --> 00:47:38.710
that money Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm

00:47:38.710 --> 00:47:41.789
getting to that money Yeah, I'm getting, I'm

00:47:41.789 --> 00:47:43.570
getting to that money Yo, I'm telling you like

00:47:43.570 --> 00:47:46.610
a wannabe, sounding like a wannabe Brother by

00:47:46.610 --> 00:47:49.710
my side, got my cutty right in front of me If

00:47:49.710 --> 00:47:51.789
you ain't talking about money, you ain't saying

00:47:51.789 --> 00:47:55.230
nothing 25 for the verge, now that's saying nothing

00:47:55.230 --> 00:48:16.090
Gucci didn't scooch it at with the But I'm still

00:48:16.090 --> 00:48:21.750
a young boss, watch me kept it loud And more

00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:28.920
money equals more problems A few meals, you know

00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:32.739
how I live. So I gotta be in it like Hocus Pocus.

00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:35.500
Why I love it. Why I can't do nothing but it.

00:48:35.539 --> 00:48:38.059
That's what keep me coming. I can't even run

00:48:38.059 --> 00:48:42.000
from it. Except we gon' fold. Lamborghini dough.

00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:45.559
Sold out shows on the channel. Because I'm getting,

00:48:45.719 --> 00:49:07.849
I'm getting, I'm getting to that money. I don't

00:49:07.849 --> 00:49:11.130
recycle. I go psycho crazy. Yeah, crazy about

00:49:11.130 --> 00:49:13.929
my people. Yeah, local for my dough. I mean,

00:49:13.949 --> 00:49:18.690
I'm at the neck. Like a polo. YM. That's the

00:49:18.690 --> 00:49:21.809
f***ing local. We on these f***ing hills like

00:49:21.809 --> 00:49:25.429
some Manolo. Make the bank bounce like a f***ing

00:49:25.429 --> 00:49:28.090
pogo. And if you can't swim in that water, then

00:49:28.090 --> 00:49:44.250
don't show up. Never throw a brick at Did you

00:49:44.250 --> 00:49:46.829
look for the money, if you ever lookin' for me?

00:49:46.889 --> 00:49:49.409
You know I like it, why I love it, why I can't

00:49:49.409 --> 00:49:51.909
do nothin' but it Yeah, there's a people comin',

00:49:51.909 --> 00:49:55.269
I can't even run from it, ayy Yeah, we gon' go,

00:49:55.489 --> 00:49:58.829
yeah, let the game go, yeah Sold out shows, all

00:49:58.829 --> 00:50:01.429
that shit, no Because I'm gettin', I'm gettin',

00:50:01.429 --> 00:50:03.690
I'm gettin' to that money Yeah, I'm gettin',

00:50:03.690 --> 00:50:06.190
I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that money Yeah,

00:50:06.190 --> 00:50:08.610
I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that

00:50:08.610 --> 00:50:10.690
money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin'

00:50:10.690 --> 00:50:54.820
to that money Go for the money, go We're 50 minutes

00:50:54.820 --> 00:50:59.360
in. Let's keep this party going right now. Welcome

00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:12.880
to Happy Hour. Now, something completely different.

00:51:14.460 --> 00:52:04.519
Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies

00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:10.599
and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened

00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.980
to radio show on the planet. The other stations

00:52:13.980 --> 00:52:33.630
are tuned in too. Yo, it's happy hour, we about

00:52:33.630 --> 00:52:36.750
to go live, Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive,

00:52:36.989 --> 00:52:38.989
from the beach to the bay and the city's crazy

00:52:38.989 --> 00:52:41.230
moves, we got stories hotter than the Florida

00:52:41.230 --> 00:52:44.809
grooves, Tampa Bay News, we making it spin, all

00:52:44.809 --> 00:53:06.739
happy hour. And tonight we're getting our first

00:53:06.739 --> 00:53:09.079
look at one of the latest teen takeovers to hit

00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:11.820
the Bay Area. More like thug takeover. This one

00:53:11.820 --> 00:53:14.079
happened on the Riverwalk in Bradenton Saturday

00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:17.079
night. FOX 13's Ariel Placencia joins us live.

00:53:17.219 --> 00:53:19.599
All right, so there's the teen takeover. It's

00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:25.360
the fatherless behavior of all cultures. They're

00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:27.699
getting no ass whooping when they get home. Happy

00:53:27.699 --> 00:53:34.079
Hot Topic! 111, constant chaos. That's how neighbors

00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:36.380
describe what's been going on at this house in

00:53:36.380 --> 00:53:40.579
Hudson. Oh yeah, it looks raggy. Over the past

00:53:40.579 --> 00:53:42.960
month, police have been called to this home six

00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:45.699
times, six times in one month. And FOX 13's Blake

00:53:45.699 --> 00:53:50.260
Devine. Is that where Medicine Man lives? Reports

00:53:50.260 --> 00:53:52.619
from Pasco County where neighbors are fearful

00:53:52.619 --> 00:53:58.849
and fed up. I fed up two of those losers. Tons

00:53:58.849 --> 00:54:02.090
of trash, a stinky smell, and several squatters

00:54:02.090 --> 00:54:04.929
have transformed this Hudson house into a nightmare

00:54:04.929 --> 00:54:08.010
for neighbors. Yeah, I can't imagine squatters

00:54:08.010 --> 00:54:13.519
doing things that are illegal. The last six,

00:54:14.099 --> 00:54:17.420
seven months has really changed the neighborhood.

00:54:17.820 --> 00:54:22.539
And it's a biohazard, first of all. There's rodents

00:54:22.539 --> 00:54:26.619
running around. It's delightful. It's the street,

00:54:26.679 --> 00:54:29.260
this house of faith, where Jim Pickens is the

00:54:29.260 --> 00:54:33.980
pastor. He's the pastor. Keep him away from kids.

00:54:34.300 --> 00:54:37.320
It's a place to clean up. When we have children

00:54:37.320 --> 00:54:39.519
come... Pray to God, maybe he'll cure it. Me

00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:41.760
here on Sunday, we don't know who... Who's in

00:54:41.760 --> 00:54:44.199
the back? We don't know who's going to... That

00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:47.739
sounds bad. Why do I hear a cracked -out woman

00:54:47.739 --> 00:54:51.360
saying, Oh, God. Come out. In the backyard sits

00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:55.139
this big blue tent guarded by a pair of pit bulls.

00:54:57.639 --> 00:55:00.340
Next -door neighbor Laura Buckner says things

00:55:00.340 --> 00:55:03.159
get worse when the sun sets. Because every night

00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:05.519
it's something. There's someone screaming. There's

00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:08.860
people... Climbing in and out of windows, there's

00:55:08.860 --> 00:55:14.940
people doing weird things. Neighbors say this

00:55:14.940 --> 00:55:17.239
house has been a headache for months and things

00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:19.960
have gotten so bad over here that we talked to

00:55:19.960 --> 00:55:22.480
a realtor who says it's cost her client a chance

00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:26.579
to sell her home. Seems like things are going

00:55:26.579 --> 00:55:34.190
well in Hudson. I'm Chad Mills in Lake... It's

00:55:34.190 --> 00:55:37.250
about Lakeland Electric, about why the summer

00:55:37.250 --> 00:55:40.429
bills are so high. Where some Lakeland Electric

00:55:40.429 --> 00:55:43.349
customers have been opening electric bills that

00:55:43.349 --> 00:55:45.809
have them wondering how their bills got so high.

00:55:45.869 --> 00:55:48.389
There's no good feeling when you get the alert

00:55:48.389 --> 00:55:51.389
from either Lakeland Electric or Tampa Electric,

00:55:51.510 --> 00:55:55.269
whatever it's called, TECA or Duke Energy. You're

00:55:55.269 --> 00:55:59.480
always getting screwed. The complaints have been

00:55:59.480 --> 00:56:02.420
hard to miss. Lakeland Electric customers have

00:56:02.420 --> 00:56:04.800
been flooding Facebook with... Ah, so they're

00:56:04.800 --> 00:56:10.940
mad. Oh, they're mad! No! Happy Hot Topic! Let's

00:56:10.940 --> 00:56:16.079
just fly out of here. This bill is about states'

00:56:16.179 --> 00:56:18.420
rights. It allows the people of each state to

00:56:18.420 --> 00:56:20.860
choose... There's dickhead Rick Scott doing something

00:56:20.860 --> 00:56:23.119
good for once. ...what best fits their needs

00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:25.599
and the needs of their families. In Florida,

00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:28.739
that's permanent daylight savings time. That's

00:56:28.739 --> 00:56:32.000
all we need. I mean, there's a lot of things

00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:34.840
we need, but... All right, time for Chicago news.

00:56:57.739 --> 00:57:00.860
Six mad, but he been in these mics. All in ten

00:57:00.860 --> 00:57:03.340
heights, now the cynic is tight. From the birds

00:57:03.340 --> 00:57:05.860
to the block, that's a hell of a hike. Turn the

00:57:05.860 --> 00:57:09.079
dial, see his name on the lights. He got callers

00:57:09.079 --> 00:57:11.320
on the lines, trying to break they news. From

00:57:11.320 --> 00:57:13.619
the side to the sticks, they relate to the views.

00:57:13.820 --> 00:57:16.920
Every segment like a story from the avenue. So

00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:20.219
slick, then he fact check that attitude. This

00:57:20.219 --> 00:57:24.420
that Chicago news. Hop it out and let them choose.

00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:48.019
From the heights to the loop, what it do? There's

00:57:48.019 --> 00:57:49.780
still a lot going on after that deadly shooting

00:57:49.780 --> 00:57:52.039
with ICE agents in Maine. There's no man. ICE

00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:56.119
is a bunch of losers. A small memorial set up

00:57:56.119 --> 00:57:58.139
where it happened. The victim was 26 years old

00:57:58.139 --> 00:58:00.980
from Columbia. Shots inside a car according to

00:58:00.980 --> 00:58:06.400
the Maine's immigrants. The current administration

00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:08.860
says that the immigrants bring in criminals.

00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:14.360
No, I said the criminals. It's coalition. Winston

00:58:14.360 --> 00:58:31.639
-Salem News. Winston -Salem News. From Winston

00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:35.099
-Salem, I'm talking clean Carolina breeze in

00:58:35.099 --> 00:58:38.280
my daily routine Draw when I roll, through the

00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:41.139
lines Slow with the words, but the thought still

00:58:41.139 --> 00:58:44.699
shines Riding Hoppy on the mic all day Out of

00:58:44.699 --> 00:58:47.860
Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what he mean, let

00:58:47.860 --> 00:58:50.599
the truth come through If he hit the room, then

00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:58.210
he hit the room He don't bite his tongue If it's

00:58:58.210 --> 00:59:03.929
on his mind, you hear it loud. Winston, sell

00:59:03.929 --> 00:59:07.730
them news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Tell

00:59:07.730 --> 00:59:10.829
the truth. Winston, sell them news. Coming through.

00:59:11.070 --> 00:59:14.750
Hour on the dial. Let it loose. Winston, sell

00:59:14.750 --> 00:59:20.329
them news. That's the truth. Winston, sell them

00:59:20.329 --> 00:59:25.730
news. All right, right now. You want to see me

00:59:25.730 --> 00:59:32.840
hop behind New tonight, Greensboro Police investigating

00:59:32.840 --> 00:59:35.940
a man arrested Monday on indecent exposure charges

00:59:35.940 --> 00:59:38.840
to determine if there may be any additional victims.

00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:41.900
44 -year -old James Robert Bell faces several

00:59:41.900 --> 00:59:44.239
charges. You know how you fix this? And this

00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:47.300
is how we're going to end our broadcast. Or actually

00:59:47.300 --> 00:59:49.239
not end the broadcast. Why would we end the broadcast?

00:59:49.340 --> 00:59:53.059
It's the 8 a .m. hour. That was a little mess

00:59:53.059 --> 00:59:54.980
up on my part. I thought this was the 6 a .m.

00:59:54.980 --> 00:59:57.440
hour programming. That was a mess up. Here's

00:59:57.440 --> 00:59:58.860
what I think of that guy and what I think of

00:59:58.860 --> 01:00:08.579
this segment. Let's end with Cleveland News.

01:00:19.630 --> 01:00:22.610
Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

01:00:22.610 --> 01:00:25.449
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

01:00:25.449 --> 01:00:28.250
Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never slop Radio waves,

01:00:28.449 --> 01:00:30.570
carry tales, but they ain't gloves The concrete

01:00:30.570 --> 01:00:33.570
jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown

01:00:33.570 --> 01:00:36.110
echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past the preach

01:00:36.110 --> 01:00:38.570
and hustle, corner kids trading maps Where the

01:00:38.570 --> 01:00:41.409
vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Where

01:00:41.409 --> 01:00:45.929
the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

01:00:46.010 --> 01:00:50.000
every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drug I'll

01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:54.460
be on the mic spitting facts. Happy Hot Topic.

01:00:56.500 --> 01:00:58.980
In Geauga County, for what prosecutors are calling,

01:00:59.059 --> 01:01:01.260
quote, one of the worst child pornography cases

01:01:01.260 --> 01:01:03.699
they've ever seen. Steven Hilbrecht, he's on

01:01:03.699 --> 01:01:07.219
your screen right now. Looks like a loser. Arrested

01:01:07.219 --> 01:01:09.400
in June by Chester Township Police on felony

01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:12.739
charges. Grab the shotgun and call it a day.

01:01:13.500 --> 01:01:18.690
Listen. is open for just a few months now in

01:01:18.690 --> 01:01:21.769
shambles because police say a drunk driver crashed

01:01:21.769 --> 01:01:24.170
right through it. Can you imagine you open up

01:01:24.170 --> 01:01:27.650
a Cleveland auto shop and this happens? Catherine

01:01:27.650 --> 01:01:30.269
Huntley giving you a look at all this damage.

01:01:30.829 --> 01:01:33.989
Ready line auto detailing just opened as a brick

01:01:33.989 --> 01:01:36.510
and mortar shop on Cleveland's Bel Air Road in

01:01:36.510 --> 01:01:40.389
January. As a drunk driver you crash and you're

01:01:40.389 --> 01:01:43.329
like, oh I just messed up. But early Sunday morning

01:01:43.329 --> 01:01:46.150
around 1 .30 a car plowed slowly straight through

01:01:46.150 --> 01:01:49.230
the front door of the business. I did not believe

01:01:49.230 --> 01:01:51.090
what I was seeing. It felt like a nightmare.

01:01:54.130 --> 01:01:57.230
You live in Cleveland. That's enough of a nightmare.

01:01:58.130 --> 01:02:01.250
Good evening. Thanks for being with us. I'm Rob

01:02:01.250 --> 01:02:05.309
Powers. Night businesses in Cleveland are hurting

01:02:05.309 --> 01:02:08.510
after power outages cost them thousands of dollars

01:02:08.510 --> 01:02:12.010
in lost business and supplies. You're also hurting

01:02:12.010 --> 01:02:51.199
because you live in Cleveland. They used to harbor

01:02:51.199 --> 01:02:54.139
it here. We think this is art. It could be worse

01:02:54.139 --> 01:02:58.480
though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not

01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:01.960
Detroit. Keep people from looking at their own

01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:03.800
lives and realizing how bad they've actually

01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:08.760
gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get

01:03:08.760 --> 01:03:11.619
drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every

01:03:11.619 --> 01:03:15.900
Sunday, you might realize I live in Cleveland.

01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:27.300
You look around at your tiny little house that

01:03:27.300 --> 01:03:28.960
you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis

01:03:28.960 --> 01:03:31.239
and your horrible little sloppy kids who will

01:03:31.239 --> 01:03:32.860
have diabetes by the time they're eight because

01:03:32.860 --> 01:03:36.400
they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you

01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.760
look at your big bloated mess of a wife where

01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:40.780
she waddles towards you with her front butt spilling

01:03:40.780 --> 01:03:43.659
out over the top of her ass and long shoes. And

01:03:43.659 --> 01:03:45.380
you think, I'm going to go shoot myself and my

01:03:45.380 --> 01:03:52.400
pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Do you

01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:54.340
regret anything that you said about Cleveland?

01:03:54.559 --> 01:04:13.110
I don't know. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.

01:04:13.550 --> 01:04:16.949
Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.

01:04:16.949 --> 01:04:39.199
Cleveland sucks. Whether you're white, or black,

01:04:39.400 --> 01:04:42.920
or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your

01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:46.079
dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law

01:04:46.079 --> 01:04:50.099
it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch

01:04:50.099 --> 01:04:53.280
rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm

01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:57.760
a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.

01:04:58.019 --> 01:04:59.860
Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait

01:04:59.860 --> 01:05:01.880
to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.

01:05:02.300 --> 01:05:16.659
Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Strike the climate.

01:05:16.840 --> 01:05:21.019
Strike the climate. And he got it! That is it!

01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:26.039
That is what I said! That's number five! Are

01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:29.860
you kidding me? That's right! What do you think

01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:32.619
you are? I am! So if there's a few bucks left

01:05:32.619 --> 01:05:36.280
over, you know, go get something nice. Yes! I'd

01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:40.380
like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you

01:05:40.380 --> 01:05:43.460
have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good. And if you

01:05:43.460 --> 01:05:46.599
got an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20

01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:48.519
minutes, I'm going to be asleep, so get them

01:05:48.519 --> 01:05:51.579
up here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

01:05:51.619 --> 01:05:55.039
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:05:55.579 --> 01:06:17.739
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! in four scientific

01:06:17.739 --> 01:06:22.380
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

01:06:22.380 --> 01:06:26.119
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

01:06:26.460 --> 01:06:31.659
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

01:06:35.860 --> 01:06:40.559
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:42.900
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

01:06:43.119 --> 01:06:47.530
No, why? wild comes a little something for the

01:06:47.530 --> 01:06:54.170
ladies sack flashers it takes balls to do what

01:06:54.170 --> 01:06:55.969
they're doing but these boys have got them and

01:06:55.969 --> 01:07:00.050
more they're sack flashers we love sack flashers

01:07:18.340 --> 01:07:21.139
I mean someone at church or internet night or

01:07:21.139 --> 01:07:23.559
something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where they

01:07:23.559 --> 01:07:26.340
put them fire poppers up in the buttholes? Now

01:07:26.340 --> 01:07:28.760
that's a good... No, not that specific sign.

01:07:28.760 --> 01:07:31.659
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:34.679
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:37.360
not, never ever not, no damn, don't ever verbally

01:07:37.360 --> 01:07:40.519
that man's name in the house again. I don't think

01:07:40.519 --> 01:07:42.780
you said his name. Some of us will. They're a

01:07:42.780 --> 01:07:46.480
too busy band to exchange business cards. Don't

01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:48.980
you go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff

01:07:48.980 --> 01:07:50.440
says you raised him down in hell down at the

01:07:50.440 --> 01:07:53.519
library. Yeah, you know I did. You're going strong

01:07:53.519 --> 01:08:01.360
or you don't know it all. Whoa, a real live robot.

01:08:01.900 --> 01:08:04.739
Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

01:08:05.139 --> 01:08:08.980
Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:08:08.980 --> 01:08:44.770
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is

01:08:44.770 --> 01:08:56.350
that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy

01:08:56.350 --> 01:09:03.689
in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour

01:09:03.689 --> 01:09:06.149
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:09:06.149 --> 01:09:11.029
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:09:11.029 --> 01:09:14.859
is poop. also need to be affectionate. And you

01:09:14.859 --> 01:09:18.220
can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.

01:09:18.260 --> 01:09:22.000
They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.

01:09:22.180 --> 01:09:27.300
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.

01:09:27.500 --> 01:09:29.680
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:09:29.680 --> 01:09:32.380
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:09:32.380 --> 01:09:35.060
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:09:35.300 --> 01:09:37.920
so stick around, folks. I'm the winner, I'm the

01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:40.420
winner, I'm the winner, I'm the winner, I'm the

01:09:40.420 --> 01:09:47.430
winner. Do it like my birthday. Do it like my

01:09:47.430 --> 01:09:50.130
birthday. Do it like my, do it like my, do it

01:09:50.130 --> 01:09:52.470
like my, do it like my, do it like my. Sagittarius

01:09:52.470 --> 01:09:55.350
birthday, November 27th. Do it like that until

01:09:55.350 --> 01:09:57.949
I, I, I, end up in money heaven. They be thinkin'

01:09:57.949 --> 01:09:59.229
they be claimin' and torturin' with the bullshit

01:09:59.229 --> 01:10:01.609
they handin' now. To the twist and make a wish

01:10:01.609 --> 01:10:04.710
and blow the candles out. Blow the candles out.

01:10:04.909 --> 01:10:08.229
Blow the candles out. Sagittarius birthday, November

01:10:08.229 --> 01:10:11.569
27th. Do it like that until I, I, I, end up in

01:10:11.569 --> 01:10:13.090
money heaven. Do it like that until I, I, I,

01:10:13.090 --> 01:10:31.109
end up in money heaven. We'll be right back.

01:10:56.710 --> 01:12:21.000
We'll be right back. We'll be right back. I'm

01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:24.020
a hood star and I'm partying like a rock star

01:12:24.020 --> 01:12:26.819
I'm better on lean, got my pick game, meaning

01:12:26.819 --> 01:13:06.720
you can't upgrade me more Outro Music I do it

01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:10.039
like my birthday, I do it like it hurts My timmy's

01:13:10.039 --> 01:13:13.319
bad, just do it in the worst way I'm a winner,

01:13:13.399 --> 01:13:16.000
mama, I am in the first place Catch me on the

01:13:16.000 --> 01:13:19.060
dance floor, throwing up my birthplace I'm an

01:13:19.060 --> 01:13:21.640
animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,

01:13:21.859 --> 01:13:50.960
I ain't gonna sleep till noon The hour will be

01:13:50.960 --> 01:13:57.319
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autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

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decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,

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I have completed an associate's degree in radio

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broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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Bay Area. As an honored personality. So yes,

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I am different. People of autism have no need,

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

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learn. To gain education and join the workforce.

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I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry

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for them. Work with them. Find out for yourself

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that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit autism.

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It's time to listen. It's time to listen. Outro

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Music I'm trying to say them gators, oh, it's

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gonna blaze you, nothing is gonna save you. Bets

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on the streets, bets on the beats, if you wanna

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bounce, best bet, report to me. My city's shot,

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town, where I pull it down, ain't no limit, drop

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a piece, bout a pound. I falls out a lot, cause

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you know I call the shots, stackin' paper like

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them bacon sodas in the pot. We got the remix,

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we got the truth. See you gettin' loose! We gettin'

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loose! Let's go! Hey! Let's go! I'm a strong

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with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representin'

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my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of

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money. It's the Gator King. By the bar, I can

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miss the pimpin'. It's the Gator King. Tell them

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how we do it, Joe! Gator! Gator 1! Rim! They're

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spinnin' and I ain't even drivin'. I'm just parkin'

01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:34.140
like Pippin'. Slide off in the club, and the

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man is in the 50s. So fresh, so clean. Push like

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an M .L. Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music

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Don't be putting no chasers in my drink I want

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two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, drank, smoke, young

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People say, smoke, drank, smoke, young People

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say, been all on the earth Drowning curse, speech

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all slurred Nothing in my cup, shit, it's all

01:20:30.520 --> 01:20:33.000
good Now I'm hiding, the motherfucker making

01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:36.159
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

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skin Cool by the time, now I'm 2010 We'll see

01:21:10.710 --> 01:21:11.600
you next time. We'll be getting soaked, soaked,

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soaked, soaked I'm here. Academy of Martial Arts

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at AmirAcademy .com. 2700 22nd Street North in

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classes, kids' classes, MMA classes, whatever

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the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there. WatchJaysPrinting

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.com, the best printing company in all the Bay

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Area. Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever

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the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.

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Finally, I mentally all like me. If you live

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in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

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to come back and I'll be out to keep this party

01:22:50.659 --> 01:22:54.520
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:22:54.520 --> 01:22:58.239
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the

01:22:58.239 --> 01:23:00.319
truth is I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism People

01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:20.260
with autism are less likely to have a job and

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more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds

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by having loving friends and family, having a

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college education. I have even worked in the

01:23:29.119 --> 01:23:31.319
San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality

01:23:31.319 --> 01:23:33.819
for many years. Always remember that people with

01:23:33.819 --> 01:23:36.520
autism want the same things as you, to be happy

01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:38.899
and successful. To find out more about autism,

01:23:39.180 --> 01:23:41.539
please contact your local mental health center

01:23:41.539 --> 01:23:45.899
or visit autismspeech .org. I'm Renate, and I

01:23:45.899 --> 01:23:53.119
appreciate you coming. Yeah. Drizzy, baby. You

01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:54.899
already know what it is. This is the first time

01:23:54.899 --> 01:23:56.500
I'm high. This is the first time I smoke in like

01:23:56.500 --> 01:23:58.819
three months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do it

01:23:58.819 --> 01:24:03.800
to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie.

01:24:05.079 --> 01:24:08.060
Stay late tonight, right? You know what happens

01:24:08.060 --> 01:24:14.100
when I stay late. Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear it's

01:24:14.100 --> 01:24:17.579
like this every single time. Toronto, I got you.

01:24:18.380 --> 01:24:23.859
I got us. Yeah. I'm a hard guy to get along with.

01:24:23.899 --> 01:24:25.979
Get on the zone with. When shit be going right,

01:24:26.060 --> 01:24:28.159
well, I just flip into the wrong shit. The team

01:24:28.159 --> 01:24:30.640
that I belong to, the artists I put on with,

01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:32.579
don't ever ask for nothing because them niggas

01:24:32.579 --> 01:24:35.060
got their own shit. Me and Weezy like a mouth

01:24:35.060 --> 01:24:37.520
full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari with the red

01:24:37.520 --> 01:24:39.659
seats. I call it playing checkers. I ain't never

01:24:39.659 --> 01:24:42.239
doing. I'm forever giving lectures If you're

01:24:42.239 --> 01:24:44.539
trying to meet with money, I'll be happy to connect

01:24:44.539 --> 01:24:47.800
ya Life is better than it's ever been Scheduling

01:24:47.800 --> 01:24:50.340
million dollar meetings with the president Someone

01:24:50.340 --> 01:24:53.159
cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison? Got

01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:56.359
a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve

01:24:56.359 --> 01:25:00.039
an MTV show for me and my people And if you tryna

01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:02.720
zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food Rappers

01:25:02.720 --> 01:25:05.340
all liars and they women all deceitful Added

01:25:05.340 --> 01:25:07.699
to they subtract me, I'll never be your equal

01:25:08.109 --> 01:25:10.649
Last finish Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now

01:25:10.649 --> 01:25:12.930
Weezy told me just write every single thing you

01:25:12.930 --> 01:25:15.369
need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy

01:25:15.369 --> 01:25:18.149
as can be now Bout to start balling like I'm

01:25:18.149 --> 01:25:21.050
coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should have

01:25:21.050 --> 01:25:23.569
the most bragging rights Because the niggas spit

01:25:23.569 --> 01:25:26.569
crack, bag it tight Ain't no rappers say they

01:25:26.569 --> 01:25:28.930
trying to get their swagger right I done came

01:25:28.930 --> 01:25:32.069
on more fire than a dragon fight. You pussy ass

01:25:32.069 --> 01:25:34.390
hater, you should do you. You ain't heard of

01:25:34.390 --> 01:25:36.310
me, then you should go and get a blues clue.

01:25:36.550 --> 01:25:39.149
Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne's here, sue woo.

01:25:39.390 --> 01:25:42.069
Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue.

01:25:42.310 --> 01:25:44.649
But I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag.

01:25:44.909 --> 01:25:48.069
I'm ATF, but they ain't seeing no badge. It's

01:25:48.069 --> 01:25:50.329
heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad.

01:25:50.630 --> 01:25:53.170
I could sun you, see a little me and your dad.

01:25:53.369 --> 01:25:55.470
I'm the same yellow boy. That used to play up

01:25:55.470 --> 01:25:58.329
on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere

01:25:58.329 --> 01:26:01.989
they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley

01:26:01.989 --> 01:26:05.510
Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe ask me But

01:26:05.510 --> 01:26:08.689
don't ask me shit about me And know the game

01:26:08.689 --> 01:26:11.569
really ain't shit without me She might have to

01:26:11.569 --> 01:26:14.109
pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if

01:26:14.109 --> 01:26:15.829
it's the truth, then pull the zipper down to

01:26:15.829 --> 01:26:31.520
see This is my promise. I'm gonna bring that

01:26:31.520 --> 01:26:38.760
barrel to them bitches. I would fuck up your

01:26:38.760 --> 01:26:43.170
friend. That's when I put the buck up to him.

01:26:43.329 --> 01:26:45.489
Then buck, buck, and buck, buck, and buck, buck

01:26:45.489 --> 01:26:48.630
again. Suck nut, you duck, fuck your unloving

01:26:48.630 --> 01:26:52.210
kin. Now don't rub it in like Luvederm on a new

01:26:52.210 --> 01:26:55.609
tattoo. I had to kick my princess up out my casso.

01:26:55.710 --> 01:26:58.880
That who never had that do. Always had a black

01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:01.279
tool, even when I was at school Cause bullies

01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:04.020
aren't bulletproof, red's called hoodie too Probably

01:27:04.020 --> 01:27:06.199
ain't as good as you, stupid motherfucker The

01:27:06.199 --> 01:27:08.500
only thing in the hood is you I do everything

01:27:08.500 --> 01:27:11.159
good as you know, I do everything better I get

01:27:11.159 --> 01:27:14.640
paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,

01:27:14.859 --> 01:27:18.199
like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck

01:27:18.199 --> 01:27:21.079
Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work

01:27:21.079 --> 01:27:23.680
in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am

01:27:23.680 --> 01:27:27.430
headed to the butt like, butt, butt Mike fly

01:27:27.430 --> 01:27:31.010
to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne,

01:27:31.010 --> 01:27:34.350
let's get bucks again And fucking spend them

01:27:34.350 --> 01:27:37.649
bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told you

01:27:37.649 --> 01:27:40.590
I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my 50, bout

01:27:40.590 --> 01:27:42.869
to pop out, let's get it Let's get it, motherfucker,

01:27:43.270 --> 01:27:46.229
what you waiting on? It is by the minivan, pissing

01:27:46.229 --> 01:27:49.220
I'm about to get shitty, I'm fucked money is

01:27:49.220 --> 01:27:51.779
the it you want me wit and I probably just spit

01:27:51.779 --> 01:27:54.380
on the chick you won't be wit and I hate a phony

01:27:54.380 --> 01:27:57.119
bitch only like I'm only thick and I own hip

01:27:57.119 --> 01:27:59.340
hop if you don't spit I'm gon' need fit and I

01:27:59.340 --> 01:28:02.199
just sold a lot of property to a buyer and I

01:28:02.199 --> 01:28:04.659
think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers

01:28:04.659 --> 01:28:07.539
or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to play father

01:28:07.539 --> 01:28:09.600
and when it comes to the game I'm too willing

01:28:09.600 --> 01:28:13.319
to play harder so harder I do there he go they

01:28:13.319 --> 01:28:18.229
chant MVP when I shoot a free throw CEO Jazz

01:28:18.229 --> 01:28:20.609
what they do. The haters on their face and in

01:28:20.609 --> 01:28:24.149
their ass is a shoe. Faster than you. Badder

01:28:24.149 --> 01:28:27.729
than you. Radder than you. Etc. I told you I

01:28:27.729 --> 01:28:31.449
get paid by the letter. Like A, B, C, D, E, F,

01:28:31.569 --> 01:28:36.689
G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U,

01:28:36.789 --> 01:28:41.689
V. W, X, Y, Z, C, Top. Yes, he rocks. And me

01:28:41.689 --> 01:28:44.930
and Jizzy both wrote on detox. That was just

01:28:44.930 --> 01:28:47.739
a footnote. How long can he cook though? Wondering

01:28:47.739 --> 01:28:50.739
when he stop, bitch when the beat stop So I'ma

01:28:50.739 --> 01:28:53.880
keep rockin' to the sheet rock Bend in the heat,

01:28:53.960 --> 01:29:00.520
I send burnt skin The end Young Moolah, baby

01:29:08.829 --> 01:29:10.949
Oxytocin playing, cold breaks. Coffee's out,

01:29:11.069 --> 01:29:13.090
we're almost done. Feels like robbery in banks.

01:29:13.229 --> 01:29:15.510
Brian Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom through

01:29:15.510 --> 01:29:18.050
streams. Syndicated Skaro, now it's time to shatter

01:29:18.050 --> 01:29:20.770
dreams. Oh, the happy hour, it's coming still

01:29:20.770 --> 01:29:23.989
close. Radio hits, made it like a Wilson Rose.

01:29:24.210 --> 01:29:27.090
Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air. But

01:29:27.090 --> 01:29:29.850
we keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair.

01:29:37.199 --> 01:29:39.939
is glowing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like

01:29:39.939 --> 01:29:42.939
fingers without rings. VHX to FM. The shoutouts

01:29:42.939 --> 01:29:44.960
hit the street. But soon the sound will vanish

01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:48.420
like shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming

01:29:48.420 --> 01:29:51.560
to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting

01:29:51.560 --> 01:29:55.380
rose. Lafrenzel rain dissolving in the air, bogey.

01:30:11.470 --> 01:30:40.789
Outro Music Now it's time to face the silence

01:30:40.789 --> 01:30:43.909
like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with

01:30:43.909 --> 01:30:46.649
humor so divine The void left in our hearts wider

01:30:46.649 --> 01:30:55.430
than a canyon line LINE Empty speakers, silent

01:30:55.430 --> 01:30:57.750
thighs are coming to an end Like a rollercoaster

01:30:57.750 --> 01:31:00.550
stopping while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes

01:31:00.550 --> 01:31:03.369
and jabs ease our daily grind Now silence louder

01:31:03.369 --> 01:31:06.369
than the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy

01:31:06.369 --> 01:31:12.939
Hour begins Not laughter and joy, it's all been

01:31:12.939 --> 01:31:15.739
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's

01:31:15.739 --> 01:31:19.260
just so unfair I'll be alright, coming to a close,

01:31:19.319 --> 01:31:23.779
radio in the air Not laughter and joy, it's all

01:31:23.779 --> 01:31:26.300
been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh

01:31:26.300 --> 01:31:47.619
life's just so unfair And like that, he's gone.

01:31:47.760 --> 01:31:50.720
You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:31:50.720 --> 01:31:55.600
going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick

01:31:55.600 --> 01:31:59.600
you a little, and we'll call it a day. Poppy

01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:15.819
Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game

01:32:15.819 --> 01:32:27.600
over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good

01:32:27.600 --> 01:32:33.340
night and God bless America. Doors closing.