Corn On The Cob Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.11.26)

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Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. This next headline, I'm going to preface

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it by saying this. So, that Carmelo Anthony that

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starts with a K. K -A -R -M -E -L -O, the murderer

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out of Texas. Do I think... Carmelo Anthony should

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have been found guilty, of course. But the kid

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that he murdered was not innocent. They got into

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an altercation. But why are you bringing a knife

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to attract me? And here's what I'm going to say.

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I think our country is getting really separated

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race wise because. It's kind of sad that Carmelo

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Anthony threw his whole life away. He's getting

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35 years. He'll get out when he's 54. But, I

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mean, my mom will be 103 when he gets out. That's

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in a long time. 104. Hopefully. 35 years. That

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is 20... 61. But he murdered somebody. And I

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absolutely despise and I absolutely hate that

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it turned in the race. Because I see in the comment

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section and stuff like, oh, if he was mayonnaise,

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he'd get away with it. He murdered somebody!

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The arguments are underway in Carmelo Anthony's

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trial and his... Oh, you have to beep out the

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word murder? That is so pussified. I wish some

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of these pages, like TMZ, Hollywood School...

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No, rest in peace to Hollywood School Bills like

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seven years ago. Hollywood Life. Shannon. My

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mixtapes, all these Instagram pages I go to.

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I wish they would just fight the algorithm and

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just still type in the words that are offensive

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and still say them. Because the algorithm wouldn't

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hide that. But you gotta bow down to the algorithm

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in this. His defense team says the teen had no

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choice but to defend himself when Austin Metcalf

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confronted him at a Texas high school track meet.

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Defense attorney Mike Howard told the jury Austin

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had no legal right to put his hands on Carmelo.

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Okay. So you tackle him to the ground. and pin

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him there until a teacher comes. Mm -hmm. That

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doesn't mean you murder somebody. Or use force

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to remove him from the tent they were under.

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Also, why do you have a knife at a track meet?

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At the Texas high school track meet. Damn. We'll

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have more info about that later on. 856 -49 -Hobby.

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That's 856 -494 -6773. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Let's

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talk about this abortion lady. Jesse Ridgway

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is claiming his wife, Ashley Ridgway's family,

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urged her to leave him over their pregnancy termination.

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Yeah, if you watch the video of her talking about

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the abortion, she doesn't really have the face

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that she's as proud of it as that loser. What's

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your name, McNugget Jugger or something? You're

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a douche. The YouTuber known online as McJuggerNuggets.

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Yeah, even worse. June 4th, he and his wife made

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the decision to terminate their pregnancy. Yeah,

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because the kid was going to be mentally challenged.

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I thought their dad was. No wonder the kid was

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mentally challenged. McNuggets is too. To the

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fetus testing positive for trisomy 21, the chromosomal

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condition that causes Down syndrome. In a sad

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way. Hear me out. People don't always hear me

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out. But in kind of a sad way, it's like almost

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better off because they would have been such

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horrible parents. And in a June 8th Instagram

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post, Jesse claims in addition to the public

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backlash, his wife's family is accusing him of

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abuse and brainwashing her as well as giving

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her ultimatums she needs to leave him immediately.

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I will say he does look like an abuser because

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he's a loser. You look at him, he just looks

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like a twat. He writes after her procedure, my

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parents drop off an extremely thoughtful gift

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basket and show unconditional love and support.

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Meanwhile, her family has been nowhere. To make

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the family business public, I go, fuck yourself.

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You make all men look bad. You 2009 hair loser.

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Is Jesse Ridgway talking about it? What is all

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that? all this stuff for you. It's her laying

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in bed. What is it? Oh, I see cookies. Oh, my

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God. This thing's crazy. It's like a whole basket

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of cookies and a dog sniffing it. Pistols, popcorn.

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Is this your parents? She is mentally ill. Mm

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-hmm. She is definitely a victim. Not just crying.

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She needs to leave this. She needs to leave this,

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Liz. That's really sweet. Rest and relax. Rest

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and relax. I'm interested in these cookies. Yeah,

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you haven't really eaten much. No, but my appetite

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is coming back. I am riveting stuff. Doesn't

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it make you feel terrible? You're a hardworking

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average Joe listening to me and those morons

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have money. Doesn't that make you mad? No, it's

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a side chick. I do not like that people report

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her as if she's not one. She's the definition

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of a career side chick. Look at her! Look at

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her! Shortly before her breakup, Wicked co -star

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Ethan Slater would have thought a relationship

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that began on infidelity wouldn't work. was made

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public on June 8th. The Grammy winner changes

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the lyrics to her song Thank U, Next during the

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opening night of her Eternal Sunshine tour. Oh,

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the Eternal Sunshine! When I think of sunshine,

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I think of a side chick. Alluding to her 2023

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divorce from Dalton Gomez, as well as her parents'

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once -fractured relationship. As seen in a video

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posted to X on June 7th, the singer slightly

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tweaks the bridge of her song, in which she typically

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sings, One day I'll walk down the aisle holding

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hands with my mama. I'll be thanking my dad because

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she grew from the drama. I remember that. Instead,

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Ariana touches on how her parents doesn't have

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a dirty rotten head and amicably moved on from

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their 2002 divorce. Singing, we all grew from

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the drama. Yeah, you definitely are a drama queen!

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You love her. And while the next line was, only

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want to do it once real bad, gonna make that

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s*** last, Ariana opts to not sing that part

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and gives the audience a knowing look as she

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laughs. She should make a line about being on

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Ozempic. Mm -hmm. And here's the final letter.

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That hot piece of s***. Wow, my voice just echoed

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in this room. Yeah, here she is saying that Tom

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Brady should date her. Luna. So, I don't know

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if you saw this. Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater,

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they've broken up. your reaction i um saw this

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online and i hope she moves on to better prospects

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it's a better pro what about what about him you

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know you should dare to do i mean he is like

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they are two big fish in a very big world so

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i think they'll be okay that's a very strange

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one so thank you next thank you that is what

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you're saying god i would rock who do you like

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i believe that's a great What of hers? Well,

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she's from Florida. Yeah. You're... Floridian.

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Yes. One of the cooler vibes. Okay, exactly.

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So maybe who would you like to see her with?

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If you were in her shoes and you were moving

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on from SpongeBob, where do you think? Tom Brady's

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single, isn't he? The problem is Tom Brady's

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not married and that's not how she moves. I don't

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even know what I want to talk about first. I'm

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like overwhelmed by all the crap I hear. But

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then when I'm done with the show, I'm real proud

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of myself. I do want to say this. This is something

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I thought about last night. For people that are

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in Tampa Bay, you would get this reference. I

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was on Kennedy Boulevard. I was heading to Tampa

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Bay. And I went on the exit that takes you towards

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the thing that is known as Tampa. You go left.

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If you go right, you go to St. Pete. And when

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I first moved here, I loved when you would either

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get off at Gandy or get on at Gandy. You would

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see the trees. It was like a video game. And

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I remember my ex's grandpa told me there used

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to be all these trees. And this is when he told

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me in 2017. Rest in peace, dude. He told me there

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were all these trees that were in St. Pete and

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they were getting knocked down. And now... I

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see the tree is gone on, like, 275, and I'm like,

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man, like, I don't know. I don't know what to

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say. This is dead, dude. I get you have to make

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more money for toll lanes, but, God, it's the

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trees. Even the trees, like, when you get out

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at 275 from the Howard Franklin and West Shore,

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it's just becoming so different. Because I moved

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here in 2015. and my listeners are in Rochester,

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New York, and Cleveland, Chicago, and the Valley

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in California, and San Francisco, and Fresno,

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so you might not know what I'm talking about,

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but it's like, damn, dude, can we save the trees?

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I think being in St. Pete for 11 years has made

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me into a bit of a hippie. I definitely smoke

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enough to be one. And the other thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that

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I moved here in 2015. So I moved here before

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everyone else did. And what do I mean by that?

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I saw the old Tampa Bay beginning to change.

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But it did not change fully until about 2021

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when everybody from the Northeast was like, oh,

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I'm going to move here. Oh, yeah. You're hating

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it. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan

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Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs,

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your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,

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aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to

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Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know it is right.

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Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,

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and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back

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to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

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now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this

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button, boom, the whole program's gonna start.

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Okay, well, hit it. All right. Boom. Something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only

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on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. My frickin' inbox

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blew up! I like to read these comments. I'll

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be 90 and enjoying it when Carmelo Anthony gets

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out. These are messages about my Carmelo Anthony

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video, K -A -R. The kid went there looking to

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stab someone. It's first -degree murder. This

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POS got off easy. Should've got the death sentence.

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It has nothing to do with race. He killed someone.

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Okay, punch him. Don't stab him. Just beat the

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crap out of him. I got on my Carmelo Anthony

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video, and it's awesome. How are you? I'm doing

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good, man. That frickin' Knicks game last night

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was pop dog. Now, as you all know, people in

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Illinois probably hate that I keep bringing it

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up. Freshman year of Jalen Brunson's year in

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2012. He scored 36 points or something on my

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friends. Maybe not that many, but on my friends

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that were running their mouth about how the Hersey

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Huskies were going to beat Stevenson to rich

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school. I nodded off. And then he won at Villanova.

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He won a championship with Stevenson and it looks

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like he's about to win a championship with the

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Knicks. Oh my God. I mean, to me, the Knicks

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are like the everyday team for like the everyday

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hardworking average Joe because New York City

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works hard. And it's so sad not seeing the everyday

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average Joe at the game. Seeing Jerry Seinfeld

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and John McEnroe and Larry David act like they

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care. They don't know any players on the team.

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Probably think Larry Ewing's on the team if they

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were to call it that. Mm -hmm. And you got Taylor

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Swift who was at a Cavs game last year. And she

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was a Philadelphia fan. No, she's a Knicks fan.

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Oh, she's the worst. I don't dislike her. Mm

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-hmm. But just seeing her like rooting for the,

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it was just like, everything's about you. About

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you. I just find everything she does very, I

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don't know, fake. And I know the Swifties will

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not like that. But she doesn't care about the

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team. She's looking for attention. It sucks because

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I'm rooting for the Knicks because of Jalen Brunson.

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And because Wimpy's just such a bitch, dude.

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How are you not in the paint? With four seconds

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left when Jalen Brunson shot that shot and missed

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it and then RJ tipped it in. How is Wemby not

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there grabbing the rebound? That's what winners

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do, Wemby. Tim Duncan. They grabbed the rebound.

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The problem is, and this might just be me becoming

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an old head. I prefer head. No, but it might

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just be me getting older, but just grab the rebound.

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Man, it really makes you appreciate what Shaq

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brought. I know every offseason Shaq got out

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of shape, but once the playoffs come, he was

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good to go, and his career could have been longer,

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but he was so fat. But Shaq really is one of

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the greatest players ever because he was not

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afraid to get contact in the paint. Same with

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Tim Duncan. Same with Kevin Rudd. I'm drinking

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my Mountain Dew mixed out of the Yeti cup. No,

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but I don't know, man. Wemby's weird. Wemby wants

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to be like Kevin Durant. I don't think he wants

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to get bruised in the paint. But that's causing

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your team to lose. When the Knicks came back

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from 29 down, they freaking shot like eight threes.

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And that's the problem with the Stephen Curry

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era. As much as I adore Stephen Curry, as much

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as he is my hero because everyone said he wouldn't

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make it, you got to think he's going to make

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us feel old. He was drafted 17 years ago. Wemby's

00:17:23.220 --> 00:17:27.500
22. Now he's five. 17 plus five is 22. So his

00:17:27.500 --> 00:17:31.839
whole life he's seen players shoot threes. He

00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:35.099
barely remembers the Tim Duncan era. He was like,

00:17:35.119 --> 00:17:40.920
I don't know, 10. He needs to just do what Tim

00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:43.460
Duncan did. He needs like a skyhook shot. I don't

00:17:43.460 --> 00:17:49.420
understand this. Dude, you're 7 '4", 7 '5". You

00:17:49.420 --> 00:17:51.420
need to hit the gym too, man. You get bossed

00:17:51.420 --> 00:17:54.119
around in the paint. He knows he gets bossed

00:17:54.119 --> 00:17:55.339
around in the paint, so that's why he shoots

00:17:55.339 --> 00:17:59.140
threes. And what is it, De 'Aaron, De 'Andre

00:17:59.140 --> 00:18:02.380
Fox, whatever that idiot's name? Mm -hmm. What

00:18:02.380 --> 00:18:05.059
are you doing going for the layup with 14? Do

00:18:05.059 --> 00:18:07.019
you not believe in your free throw shooting skills?

00:18:07.140 --> 00:18:10.279
Because they would have had to, you know, follow

00:18:10.279 --> 00:18:12.319
you. And then if you shoot two free throws, you

00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:14.000
got to get a three to go into overtime and not

00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:17.000
just one point or two points, rather, because

00:18:17.000 --> 00:18:21.180
they were down one. What are you doing? Mm -hmm.

00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:25.660
Even that last shot. I mean, it was just idiotic.

00:18:26.019 --> 00:18:30.440
It was bad basketball. This Mitch guy. Let me

00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:37.140
look it up. Coach of Spurs name. Mitch Johnson.

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I was going to say Mitch Robinson, but I have

00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:41.579
to play for the Knicks. This guy is getting outcoached.

00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:45.180
Mike Brown has been to the NBA Finals before.

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With the 2007 Cleveland Cavaliers. That lost

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to the Spurs. And so this was his second time

00:18:52.990 --> 00:18:55.269
going against the Spurs in the playoffs. And

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he won a championship as a backup coach for the

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Golden State Warriors. And he is really showing.

00:19:02.369 --> 00:19:05.009
As Jalen Brunson said on TV, and we'll play some

00:19:05.009 --> 00:19:07.589
of it later, he literally said you just got to

00:19:07.589 --> 00:19:09.690
keep chipping away. Two points here, a three

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point here. That's winning basketball. Even though

00:19:12.349 --> 00:19:14.309
they were down 29, the biggest comeback ever

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in the playoffs and finals. They kept chipping

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away. He said it was like a base hit in baseball.

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Just keep getting the points. And that's why

00:19:21.230 --> 00:19:22.970
I'm rooting for the Knicks. As annoying as all

00:19:22.970 --> 00:19:25.829
the celebrities are, that's brilliant basketball.

00:19:26.190 --> 00:19:29.150
That's how it's supposed to be played. Because

00:19:29.150 --> 00:19:31.609
Jalen Brunson is going to be 30 in August. So

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he kind of grew up watching Jordan. Maybe not

00:19:34.130 --> 00:19:36.349
quite Jordan, but he grew up. His dad played

00:19:36.349 --> 00:19:39.650
in that era. You know, he was watching Kobe.

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He has kind of the Kobe mindset. That's why I'm

00:19:43.789 --> 00:19:45.930
rooting for you, Jalen. And he made the kids

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that made fun of me cry. It was amazing. Mm -hmm.

00:19:49.720 --> 00:19:56.339
I see what's going on. Here is Akon revealing

00:19:56.339 --> 00:19:58.480
to Andrew Schultz how much money he makes in

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music royalties. And me, if the record is a hit,

00:20:01.740 --> 00:20:05.119
the financial part is automatic. It's just going

00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:07.299
to happen. If a hit record is going to generate

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money, no matter how you read it. For those of

00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:10.920
us who have no fucking clue, what does a hit

00:20:10.920 --> 00:20:15.180
record generate? It pays the bills. Of course.

00:20:15.839 --> 00:20:19.210
Answer the question, dead. Is it? Can you tell

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us like what it will be? Depending on how big

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the record could be. Like you got some records.

00:20:22.990 --> 00:20:25.809
You know, smack that. Made him a lot of money.

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That literally, because, okay, prime example.

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Let's say smack that. Let's say smack that for

00:20:31.269 --> 00:20:33.569
instance, right? I can't tell you the exact number,

00:20:33.630 --> 00:20:37.430
but I can tell you that that record, I'll be

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getting paid for that record for the rest of

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my life. Are we talking about like? Like royalty

00:20:41.710 --> 00:20:44.029
checks. No, of course, of course. So he goes

00:20:44.029 --> 00:20:47.380
on to say. It can go up to $200 ,000 a quarter.

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It's kind of humble of Akon to not just say the

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whole number. Alex Kipper. Says she's ready to

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be a mom. I remember the exact night. I remember

00:21:02.220 --> 00:21:04.700
telling Matt, we were in the hot tub. We were

00:21:04.700 --> 00:21:09.779
having one of like our whiskey nights. Oh yeah.

00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:13.380
You know, that's the naughty night. And I just

00:21:13.380 --> 00:21:18.000
looked at him and I said, we have had such an

00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:21.099
incredible time of pouring into our relationship.

00:21:23.579 --> 00:21:25.539
building a strong foundation, being with our

00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:27.980
family. Now that my family's out in LA, we spend

00:21:27.980 --> 00:21:31.019
so much time with them. And literally all I can

00:21:31.019 --> 00:21:34.119
think about, the only thing that feels like it's

00:21:34.119 --> 00:21:38.779
truly missing right now - Is salmon. Is a child

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and starting our own family together. And I have

00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:46.180
never felt more ready because I think we both

00:21:46.180 --> 00:21:50.420
felt so together and so unified. All right, you're

00:21:50.420 --> 00:21:52.559
definitely unified when you have sex. Mm -hmm.

00:21:53.609 --> 00:21:57.750
Oh, man. It's so weird. It's like a single guy

00:21:57.750 --> 00:22:01.369
that comes to me. Now, when I get laid, it's

00:22:01.369 --> 00:22:09.470
all about the pleasure. But, you know, when they're

00:22:09.470 --> 00:22:12.410
making love, they're about a mission. I'm making

00:22:12.410 --> 00:22:16.549
a human being. For me, it's all about getting

00:22:16.549 --> 00:22:20.490
my rocks off. It's just a different tone. So

00:22:20.490 --> 00:22:26.230
it is. He's one of my favorite porn stars. You

00:22:26.230 --> 00:22:31.730
know, the algorithm knows I'm a slut. What odd

00:22:31.730 --> 00:22:36.309
is is far enough. Phoenix Marie says she's dated

00:22:36.309 --> 00:22:38.710
people outside porn, including an NFL player.

00:22:38.849 --> 00:22:40.369
Someone else in the industry. I dated someone

00:22:40.369 --> 00:22:43.539
outside the industry. For sure, for three years.

00:22:44.039 --> 00:22:45.819
She's got a nice chest. Three years, three years,

00:22:45.859 --> 00:22:48.700
like kind of in that cusp area. You know, again,

00:22:48.779 --> 00:22:51.180
on and off. I love that you're in porn. I hate

00:22:51.180 --> 00:22:52.680
that you're in porn. I love that you're in porn.

00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:55.039
I hate that you're in porn. And I'm like, listen,

00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:57.339
you're not fucking enough other people, so this

00:22:57.339 --> 00:22:58.920
is not going to work out. All right, whatever,

00:22:59.099 --> 00:23:03.259
man. It's really not that deep. Unless when it's

00:23:03.259 --> 00:23:08.160
deep. Not that deep, dude. You up socks for 11.

00:23:09.219 --> 00:23:11.559
And yeah, kind of saving the road by making us

00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:16.359
feel good when we're lonely and single. You know

00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:20.500
what I think the art of is being missed? The

00:23:20.500 --> 00:23:22.059
art of saying, I don't think it's going to work

00:23:22.059 --> 00:23:23.819
out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:23:23.819 --> 00:23:27.519
no, no. Not talking about a locked down relationship.

00:23:28.779 --> 00:23:31.460
Talking about talking to a girl for like four

00:23:31.460 --> 00:23:35.940
months. And just texting and saying, hey, it

00:23:35.940 --> 00:23:39.019
was good to see you. I just don't think we connect

00:23:39.019 --> 00:23:41.019
emotionally. I think we're just on different

00:23:41.019 --> 00:23:48.319
paths. I mean, I don't know. Just elder millennial

00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:52.740
girls do it. But you know who doesn't do it?

00:23:52.779 --> 00:23:56.799
Gen Z women. They just ghost and hide behind

00:23:56.799 --> 00:24:00.579
Snapchat. And pretend they don't see them. I

00:24:00.579 --> 00:24:08.390
don't see them. Where is he? bitch no no no but

00:24:08.390 --> 00:24:12.009
I mean it's like dude do you have any credibility

00:24:12.009 --> 00:24:16.430
not much I mean I'm not asking for all the credibility

00:24:16.430 --> 00:24:21.809
I'm just saying do you have any here is a barstool

00:24:21.809 --> 00:24:24.740
podcast um I don't know which one it is, but

00:24:24.740 --> 00:24:27.480
they say sluts like when it's not boring. Savannah

00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.180
and I were talking about like, why do we go for

00:24:30.180 --> 00:24:35.200
specific men that we know either like they're

00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:37.019
going to cheat or we know they're going to be

00:24:37.019 --> 00:24:40.599
shady. Cause you have daddy issues. And we're

00:24:40.599 --> 00:24:42.380
going to be shady. And it's this like constant

00:24:42.380 --> 00:24:45.460
game. Anyone listening that's like confused by

00:24:45.460 --> 00:24:49.559
this. It's like, there's something so fun about

00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:54.519
fuck boys. If. Man, this is not a woman you want

00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:56.740
to wife down. Whoever she is. You like to play

00:24:56.740 --> 00:25:00.220
the game. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

00:25:01.259 --> 00:25:07.019
Yes, I know. I said I retired from dance. But

00:25:07.019 --> 00:25:10.420
at the same time, I'm like, I don't know. You

00:25:10.420 --> 00:25:13.579
know how like, what's his name? Aaron Donald

00:25:13.579 --> 00:25:17.480
is retired from the Rams. But Miles Garrett is

00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:21.480
trying to get him to come back. Yeah, that's

00:25:21.480 --> 00:25:23.859
kind of where I'm at. It's like, if it happens,

00:25:23.980 --> 00:25:26.099
like it happened last weekend, it was nice, it

00:25:26.099 --> 00:25:29.140
was pleasurable. Again, the girl ghosted on me.

00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:32.319
Gave me the ride of my life, but the girl ghosted

00:25:32.319 --> 00:25:35.619
on me. Just tell me we're not, I just don't,

00:25:35.619 --> 00:25:40.480
I don't understand. I know I'm not for everybody.

00:25:40.619 --> 00:25:46.160
I get it. I'm a jackass. But I'm also a nice

00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:53.519
guy. Mm -hmm. Kind of reminds me of this line

00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:57.920
from the song, I'm the shit, by Fatal. Give me

00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:00.900
a second. It kind of reminds me of this. One

00:26:00.900 --> 00:26:20.279
second. Right here. Bingo! You mean me in person

00:26:20.279 --> 00:26:24.339
is a really nice guy. Yeah, that's mean. But

00:26:24.339 --> 00:26:29.099
it is what it is, man. You don't smell that shit?

00:26:29.420 --> 00:26:34.359
I do. My God, the bathroom's up again. What do

00:26:34.359 --> 00:26:36.759
we got here with Jedediah? I always have a hard

00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:38.440
time saying that name. It's such a weird name.

00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:45.609
Jedediah. The woman who used to be on The View,

00:26:45.750 --> 00:26:49.650
who her bio is fired by corporate media for speaking

00:26:49.650 --> 00:26:54.430
the truth. That means you're a jackass. She says

00:26:54.430 --> 00:26:56.349
there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man

00:26:56.349 --> 00:26:58.049
who expects his wife to have sex with him. If

00:26:58.049 --> 00:26:59.750
you're married and you're not sleeping with your

00:26:59.750 --> 00:27:02.710
man, there's something wrong. Oh, yeah. Right?

00:27:02.890 --> 00:27:06.089
He should be pointing that out. I think there

00:27:06.089 --> 00:27:08.369
is a disconnect lately. I think people are less

00:27:08.369 --> 00:27:12.700
slutty and less having sex. Because there's a

00:27:12.700 --> 00:27:18.619
lot more ways to get dopamine. Mm -hmm. I think

00:27:18.619 --> 00:27:22.259
there's a disconnect where if you're not having

00:27:22.259 --> 00:27:25.819
sex with your significant other, you're just

00:27:25.819 --> 00:27:32.599
roommates. And if you have kids, you're just

00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:36.420
co -parents. This is what I've told to other

00:27:36.420 --> 00:27:45.269
relationships I've had. Have sex? Mm -hmm. Have

00:27:45.269 --> 00:27:47.569
a discussion about how that conversation should

00:27:47.569 --> 00:27:49.650
happen or what it should look like, but there's

00:27:49.650 --> 00:27:53.150
something wrong. Okay? What do you want him to

00:27:53.150 --> 00:27:54.849
do? And the question was, do you want him to

00:27:54.849 --> 00:27:57.470
go elsewhere? All right, there you go. There

00:27:57.470 --> 00:28:00.529
is something wrong. There definitely is a disconnect.

00:28:00.750 --> 00:28:02.529
I don't know if it was the Me Too movement, which

00:28:02.529 --> 00:28:07.549
is fine. It was good. But it also is overused

00:28:07.549 --> 00:28:12.069
a little bit. Some people exploit it. Mm. Soulja

00:28:12.069 --> 00:28:17.269
Boy says to DDG, y 'all gonna jump now when I

00:28:17.269 --> 00:28:19.970
up the Draco don't say nothing. I don't know

00:28:19.970 --> 00:28:22.890
what that means. I usually can read hip hop and

00:28:22.890 --> 00:28:27.589
that makes no sense. LeBron said he's listening

00:28:27.589 --> 00:28:30.789
to J. Cole right now. And you know, all the brownie

00:28:30.789 --> 00:28:35.630
kiss asses are like, I gotta listen to J. Cole

00:28:35.630 --> 00:28:37.670
now to be like the GOAT. The one with the under

00:28:37.670 --> 00:28:42.430
500 record in the finals. Charleston White goes

00:28:42.430 --> 00:28:49.069
off on Julio Filio. There is no way to say Julio

00:28:49.069 --> 00:28:53.890
Filio then. Julio Filio. Charleston White goes

00:28:53.890 --> 00:28:57.069
off on Julio Filio's killers for crying in court.

00:28:58.029 --> 00:29:00.789
Disappointed in yellow niggas. High yellow niggas

00:29:00.789 --> 00:29:02.990
with good hair with waves in they motherfucking

00:29:02.990 --> 00:29:07.329
head. You was more deadly than anybody. The good

00:29:07.329 --> 00:29:10.259
homeboy. This douchebag's wearing himself on

00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:23.339
the front of his shirt. He really was kind of

00:29:23.339 --> 00:29:29.220
ugly. It's that rapper talk where they're so

00:29:29.220 --> 00:29:37.349
high and cuddly. Speaking of... Somebody I would

00:29:37.349 --> 00:29:44.390
describe as... Donald Trump says he's not concerned

00:29:44.390 --> 00:29:47.130
about the inflation numbers. He says, I love

00:29:47.130 --> 00:30:01.029
the inflation. What a loser! No, I love it. The

00:30:01.029 --> 00:30:06.289
numbers were great. You know what I really love?

00:30:06.329 --> 00:30:08.990
I love the inflation. You know why? Because as

00:30:08.990 --> 00:30:11.970
soon as this war is over, you know, I can say

00:30:11.970 --> 00:30:14.569
it now. Something you didn't know. Do you know

00:30:14.569 --> 00:30:17.910
we've been taking out millions of barrels of

00:30:17.910 --> 00:30:22.809
oil? I don't think he knows business. He's a

00:30:22.809 --> 00:30:33.660
nepo baby. Oh, man. It's gonna be talking about

00:30:33.660 --> 00:30:36.319
true crime documentaries. A little bit more free

00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:40.279
time. I've been watching true crime. Oh man,

00:30:40.339 --> 00:30:44.019
that is good for women to watch it. You can watch

00:30:44.019 --> 00:30:47.000
what you want. Your body or whatever you're saying.

00:30:48.140 --> 00:30:52.380
But it makes them think all men are bad. When

00:30:52.380 --> 00:30:54.920
we're not. Documentaries and I'm gonna tell you

00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:56.880
something. Y 'all bitches been doing too much

00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.980
over the... Nah, I ain't gonna lie to you. I

00:30:59.980 --> 00:31:03.039
might get into a little scuffle with some niggas.

00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:04.839
You know what I'm saying? I'm not a cop, dude.

00:31:04.900 --> 00:31:09.599
We're out of here. I had to get out of there.

00:31:11.099 --> 00:31:13.079
Blueface said he would stop cheating on women

00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:16.440
if his favorite actress, Lizzie Ray McCoy, gave

00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:23.059
him a chance. Blueface is the only guy who can

00:31:23.059 --> 00:31:24.819
get away with saying this while having the Chase

00:31:24.819 --> 00:31:33.799
logo of the bank on your face. He's there at

00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:36.019
this, like, gala. The actress is right in front

00:31:36.019 --> 00:31:38.539
of him. You know how she went and touched him

00:31:38.539 --> 00:31:49.279
with a 10 -foot pole. That's the Walgreens logo

00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:56.569
between his eyes. What a loser. Yeah, you know,

00:31:56.569 --> 00:32:00.910
that's a ringing endorsement. You say it a little

00:32:00.910 --> 00:32:07.269
too much. Here's a woman describing. Here's a

00:32:07.269 --> 00:32:10.170
woman describing. Oh, geez. God damn it. These

00:32:10.170 --> 00:32:11.750
Twitter videos do this thing where you can't

00:32:11.750 --> 00:32:14.950
pause it. Now I can't. She's confirming what

00:32:14.950 --> 00:32:17.500
to do. If a girl doesn't confirm a date. Say

00:32:17.500 --> 00:32:19.200
you're really into this girl and she does this

00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:21.400
annoying thing where she doesn't want to hang

00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:24.720
out. Confirm an actual date or plan. She's just

00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:27.339
really fucking flaky. What's wild is you have

00:32:27.339 --> 00:32:29.220
more control over that than you fucking think.

00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:32.000
So we're all collective consciousness. You are

00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:34.759
manifesting this to happen in your life because

00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:37.359
you are ready to level up and not play this same

00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.519
fucking video game level anymore. If you don't

00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:41.900
want to keep dating girls that maybe aren't that

00:32:41.900 --> 00:32:44.680
into you, it's coming in. I don't know, man.

00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.720
I went on a date on Monday and the girl's like,

00:32:47.779 --> 00:32:51.140
what are you looking for? I'm like, oh no! I

00:32:51.140 --> 00:32:53.359
feel like I've been there and I've done that.

00:32:53.599 --> 00:33:01.059
Tony! Tony! One second, let me get Tony. Say

00:33:01.059 --> 00:33:02.740
you're really into this girl and she does this

00:33:02.740 --> 00:33:04.940
annoying thing where she doesn't want to hang

00:33:04.940 --> 00:33:08.240
out. Confirm an actual date or plan. She's just

00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:10.859
really fucking crazy. What's wild is you have

00:33:10.859 --> 00:33:12.759
more control over that than you fucking think.

00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:15.500
So we're all collective consciousness. You are

00:33:15.500 --> 00:33:18.299
manifesting this to happen in your life because

00:33:18.299 --> 00:33:20.880
you are ready to level up and not play this same

00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:23.700
fucking video. Yeah, I don't know. I just think

00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:26.779
there's this lack of communication. I saw a Joe

00:33:26.779 --> 00:33:31.589
Rogan clip of, um, Joe Rogan talking to some

00:33:31.589 --> 00:33:35.009
dude who was saying that women and men in the

00:33:35.009 --> 00:33:37.710
Gen Z group have never been more separated. And

00:33:37.710 --> 00:33:41.990
I kind of agreed with him. 8 -5 -6, 49 happy.

00:33:42.109 --> 00:33:46.589
One of my favorite porn stars, Julianne. She's

00:33:46.589 --> 00:33:51.829
talking about that the porn business always has

00:33:51.829 --> 00:33:54.430
rumors. Like the comic community! And they were

00:33:54.430 --> 00:33:58.069
pretty tough. And in fact, they... They loved

00:33:58.069 --> 00:33:59.829
rumors. I don't know if you remember this, but

00:33:59.829 --> 00:34:03.170
they loved any publicity was good publicity.

00:34:03.450 --> 00:34:06.509
And so they would literally say vile things for

00:34:06.509 --> 00:34:08.650
publicity. It was like the weirdest thing. And

00:34:08.650 --> 00:34:10.530
they would just pit the girls against each other

00:34:10.530 --> 00:34:14.230
for publicity. It was so strange. I mean, you

00:34:14.230 --> 00:34:16.849
guys take back shots. You're not really doing

00:34:16.849 --> 00:34:19.110
a classy job. All of a sudden, I hear rumors

00:34:19.110 --> 00:34:25.570
that I broke into their studio. stole tapes that

00:34:25.570 --> 00:34:27.969
I was in, and then I... All right, there you

00:34:27.969 --> 00:34:31.070
go. Seems like every business of creative people,

00:34:31.210 --> 00:34:34.750
I mean, they're not really creative, but of entertainers,

00:34:34.769 --> 00:34:38.769
seems like there's a lot of backstabbing. I saw

00:34:38.769 --> 00:34:41.929
this come here. I don't know. Growing up, I loved

00:34:41.929 --> 00:34:45.769
to meet the parents. Did not like meet the fuckers.

00:34:47.730 --> 00:34:50.849
And I had the DVD of the short -lived Ben Stiller

00:34:50.849 --> 00:34:52.349
show. I don't think I ever watched an episode

00:34:52.349 --> 00:34:53.929
of it, but I think I got it for like five bucks.

00:34:55.610 --> 00:34:59.210
And ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the

00:34:59.210 --> 00:35:02.190
more I get older, the more I realize that Ben

00:35:02.190 --> 00:35:07.530
Stiller is a brat. Especially when you read all

00:35:07.530 --> 00:35:09.190
this stuff online, and I know you can't believe

00:35:09.190 --> 00:35:11.889
everything you're reading, but there's Reddit

00:35:11.889 --> 00:35:14.809
topic after Reddit topic about how much of a

00:35:14.809 --> 00:35:18.119
douche he is. And here he says he got a Delta

00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:19.900
flight turned around at 10 years old because

00:35:19.900 --> 00:35:22.599
he changed his mind about summer camp. I bet

00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:25.820
he was a brat to grow up with. A plane going

00:35:25.820 --> 00:35:30.280
to camp when I was about 10 years old and got

00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.639
scared that I didn't want to go to Maine. I was

00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:36.679
in New York and somehow convinced the Delta Airlines

00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:40.360
flight crew to turn the plane around on the tarmac

00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:42.480
and go back to the gate. I can't listen to these

00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.429
podcasts. I'm podcast out. I don't want to do

00:35:45.429 --> 00:35:49.250
the same thing as you. It's just become like

00:35:49.250 --> 00:35:51.909
a ripoff of that Opie and Anthony format. People

00:35:51.909 --> 00:35:54.010
just talking. I don't want to hear from you.

00:35:54.190 --> 00:35:56.909
I don't want to see you. I didn't hear a brat.

00:35:58.050 --> 00:36:00.489
Do you know what I mean? And I'm not trying to

00:36:00.489 --> 00:36:03.429
like, I got into radio. I went to a radio college.

00:36:04.610 --> 00:36:10.590
Anyone can do it. Kind of. Dizzy can't. He's

00:36:10.590 --> 00:36:12.969
just a placeholder. Because they don't want to

00:36:12.969 --> 00:36:15.489
pay at the bone. And he's easy because he'll

00:36:15.489 --> 00:36:21.210
just do whatever. Go Bang Max! No. But there's

00:36:21.210 --> 00:36:23.449
so many podcasts out there, dude. It's like,

00:36:23.530 --> 00:36:26.650
what are we doing? There should be like an application

00:36:26.650 --> 00:36:31.230
process. Here is advice about what women to stay

00:36:31.230 --> 00:36:33.460
away from. Stay away from women that do these

00:36:33.460 --> 00:36:35.199
three things. It's going to save you a lot of

00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.960
time, a lot of energy, and a lot of money in

00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:40.320
the dating world. That's a good point. Listen

00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:42.940
to my words. Not that I only spent more than

00:36:42.940 --> 00:36:45.320
50 and the date was like average and you didn't

00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:48.199
even get laid. What was that point of it? If

00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:50.360
you need help breaking toxic patterns, my link

00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:54.199
is in my bio. Number one, the excuse girl. Uh,

00:36:54.380 --> 00:36:57.099
it's all of them. All she is is full of excuses.

00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:00.320
Oh, I didn't call you back because of this. Oh,

00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.380
you're getting banged up by another guy from

00:37:02.380 --> 00:37:04.619
behind. Oh, I can't see you because I'm this.

00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:07.739
It's busy. It's blah, blah, blah. Excuse galore.

00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:10.420
I'm telling you right now, she's leading you

00:37:10.420 --> 00:37:12.719
on and you're not her priority. That's why she

00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:15.219
can come up with excuses. Yeah, I've been with

00:37:15.219 --> 00:37:18.679
that stuff. If Leonardo DiCaprio, old school,

00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:22.460
came into her life. Exactly. Mike Olivero, my

00:37:22.460 --> 00:37:24.300
old boss, used to say, if you offered someone

00:37:24.300 --> 00:37:26.420
a steak dinner, they ain't saying no. She would

00:37:26.420 --> 00:37:30.019
not be making an excuse as to why she didn't

00:37:30.019 --> 00:37:31.679
call him and why she didn't go out with him.

00:37:32.340 --> 00:37:35.639
Number two. Number two, only sees you and speaks

00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:38.039
to you when it's convenient time for her. Yeah,

00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:41.360
Friday, Saturday, it's time to get the free meal.

00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:44.760
Yeah. Love is not convenient. Love is actually

00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:48.000
very inconvenient. Yeah, I will say, out of all

00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:52.500
the relationships I've ever had, none of them

00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:57.079
really worked out. So I'm 32 going on 33 singles

00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:01.619
out. But I will say, there are relationships

00:38:01.619 --> 00:38:05.159
where we made time for each other, even if it

00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:09.730
was like three hours. My ex and I, the one, the

00:38:09.730 --> 00:38:11.750
cloud chasing loser I met through the radio.

00:38:13.190 --> 00:38:16.309
The one that taught me how to give good oral

00:38:16.309 --> 00:38:23.690
to girls. Ah, she's the best for that. She was

00:38:23.690 --> 00:38:27.750
at like Paul Mitchell, the school near Citrus

00:38:27.750 --> 00:38:31.659
Park Mall in Tampa. And we would hang out. Oh

00:38:31.659 --> 00:38:33.940
yeah, you don't want to get a blowjob in a car.

00:38:34.059 --> 00:38:36.300
No, but we would hang out for like the first,

00:38:36.380 --> 00:38:40.980
like September, 2020. I would drive there and

00:38:40.980 --> 00:38:43.579
she would drive to see me. We made time for each

00:38:43.579 --> 00:38:48.820
other until she did it. And I forgive her. I'm

00:38:48.820 --> 00:38:52.019
not mad, but I'm saying any girl I've hung out

00:38:52.019 --> 00:38:54.840
with, you made time for them. The whole, I'm

00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:59.780
so busy. I'm so busy. Oh, I'm busy. Shut up.

00:39:02.209 --> 00:39:10.750
I could easily be there with my arm around you

00:39:10.750 --> 00:39:12.309
and then we go to pound town. And let me tell

00:39:12.309 --> 00:39:15.030
you right now, if Tom Hardy, the love of my life,

00:39:15.070 --> 00:39:17.769
came into someone's world. All right, I think

00:39:17.769 --> 00:39:20.489
we get the point. Yes, you're never too busy.

00:39:20.570 --> 00:39:24.349
I'm so busy. I'm so busy. I'm so busy. No, you're

00:39:24.349 --> 00:39:31.800
not. No, you're not. Here is... What's her name?

00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:35.000
Mel Robbins giving dating advice. Oh, jeez. Very

00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:38.239
best relationship advice I can give you about

00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:41.860
choosing a partner to do life with is to choose

00:39:41.860 --> 00:39:44.940
life with yourself first. I agree with that.

00:39:45.019 --> 00:39:47.880
It's something I've been really working on this

00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:51.480
decade. When the other person completes you,

00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:55.039
that's very dangerous. You need to complete yourself.

00:39:56.079 --> 00:39:59.300
No, but what I mean is... You need to be able

00:39:59.300 --> 00:40:03.239
to like be okay if they leave. Because there's

00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:06.199
that saying, she was never yours. It was your

00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:09.539
turn. And that is something you got to really

00:40:09.539 --> 00:40:13.019
watch out for. That is something you got to dodge.

00:40:14.579 --> 00:40:18.900
Like dodgeball in high school. Do whatever you

00:40:18.900 --> 00:40:21.000
need to be doing in your day -to -day life right

00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:23.539
now so that you really like yourself and that

00:40:23.539 --> 00:40:25.719
you are proud of yourself as a person. I agree

00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:29.860
with that. Because I have told you, I was a girl

00:40:29.860 --> 00:40:33.400
recently. God bless her heart. You might have

00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:35.739
even seen the pictures. I truly wish her the

00:40:35.739 --> 00:40:39.059
best. She ain't going to get anyone that has

00:40:39.059 --> 00:40:42.860
to pat down like me. No. We did get laid 18 times

00:40:42.860 --> 00:40:44.619
in Minnesota. There's nothing else to do up there

00:40:44.619 --> 00:40:49.150
but drink. I'm telling you, I flew out to sea.

00:40:49.309 --> 00:40:53.710
We hooked up two and a half years ago. And she

00:40:53.710 --> 00:40:56.750
just ghosted on me when I came back. She's like,

00:40:56.889 --> 00:41:02.690
oh, we're going to split time. I'm busy. I love

00:41:02.690 --> 00:41:05.730
you. That's the other thing. I think the word

00:41:05.730 --> 00:41:08.969
love is getting overused a little much. I've

00:41:08.969 --> 00:41:12.849
told five girls I love them, and I got 60%. Mm

00:41:12.849 --> 00:41:17.489
-hmm. One said, I like you. And actually, the

00:41:17.489 --> 00:41:19.329
other one said I love you, but she was in Atlanta.

00:41:19.610 --> 00:41:24.090
Long distance doesn't work, dude. Now it feels

00:41:24.090 --> 00:41:27.289
like everybody says I love you. And it's a little

00:41:27.289 --> 00:41:35.389
nauseating. Here's Devin Diabella talking about

00:41:35.389 --> 00:41:37.510
how chivalry is dead because of women. And if

00:41:37.510 --> 00:41:39.489
you want to know, we've done videos on this where

00:41:39.489 --> 00:41:41.989
we say women killed chivalry because we did.

00:41:42.570 --> 00:41:48.429
Right? You did. She's naughty. Just, no, I don't

00:41:48.429 --> 00:41:50.789
need that. Oh, I don't even want it. Are you

00:41:50.789 --> 00:41:52.510
trying to say I can't do it myself? Are you trying

00:41:52.510 --> 00:41:55.070
to say I can't stand here like you can stand

00:41:55.070 --> 00:41:59.449
here? Oh, you're annoying me. I would bring the

00:41:59.449 --> 00:42:03.409
ruckus on her. It's like I say every show. You

00:42:03.409 --> 00:42:07.750
got to give it 110%. You got to go to Powtown!

00:42:10.329 --> 00:42:12.949
Here is DJ Academics talking about the Carmelo

00:42:12.949 --> 00:42:16.190
Anthony case. Now, this is another thing that

00:42:16.190 --> 00:42:19.570
people are not understanding, too. And this relates

00:42:19.570 --> 00:42:22.710
a little bit to the Chud the Builder case. Yeah,

00:42:22.710 --> 00:42:25.349
Chud the Builder is another. People keep thinking

00:42:25.349 --> 00:42:29.670
that stand your ground means that means crash

00:42:29.670 --> 00:42:34.610
out. It doesn't. You know, first of all, this

00:42:34.610 --> 00:42:36.369
situation wasn't a stand your ground situation.

00:42:37.500 --> 00:42:39.739
And even with the Chud the Builder thing, that's

00:42:39.739 --> 00:42:41.559
still not a stand your ground situation technically.

00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:44.320
Yeah, it's kind of like freedom of speech. I

00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:46.380
don't think anybody really knows what stand your

00:42:46.380 --> 00:42:49.780
ground means. It could be seen as one, but they're

00:42:49.780 --> 00:42:53.880
not, right? In stand your ground cases, you have

00:42:53.880 --> 00:42:57.519
no duty to retreat, but in self -defense cases,

00:42:57.820 --> 00:43:04.599
you do have some duty to not escalate. That's

00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:06.539
the thing, right? And I hope you understand both.

00:43:06.889 --> 00:43:09.789
point so it stands your ground if someone comes

00:43:09.789 --> 00:43:11.829
to you with an issue you don't have to run away

00:43:11.829 --> 00:43:14.469
right you can stay there and protect yourself

00:43:14.469 --> 00:43:16.630
and even if protecting yourself means he was

00:43:16.630 --> 00:43:18.630
chasing which that involved what happened with

00:43:18.630 --> 00:43:24.369
whatever right that's even protected it's pretty

00:43:24.369 --> 00:43:27.429
much the don't start none won't be none right

00:43:27.429 --> 00:43:32.829
but that's not self -defense self -defense usually

00:43:32.829 --> 00:43:37.800
is not escalate which means Not because someone

00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:40.980
punched you means you immediately shoot them.

00:43:41.820 --> 00:43:45.760
That's a unnecessary escalation that is not proportional.

00:43:46.260 --> 00:43:48.460
All right, there you go. That was fun going.

00:43:49.699 --> 00:43:54.000
Does any other show do this? Oh, yeah. I actually

00:43:54.000 --> 00:44:01.849
watched her last night. Oh, yeah. Here is Angela

00:44:01.849 --> 00:44:05.769
White on a triple M breakfast in Australia talking

00:44:05.769 --> 00:44:08.869
about how she sent a CD -ROM of nude videos of

00:44:08.869 --> 00:44:10.710
herself explaining why she wanted to be a porn

00:44:10.710 --> 00:44:13.389
star in 2003. Can you take us back to the beginning?

00:44:13.530 --> 00:44:15.789
How did you get into it and think this is the

00:44:15.789 --> 00:44:17.269
end? It's so funny. I've seen like seven guys

00:44:17.269 --> 00:44:20.949
around here. The funny thing about getting into

00:44:20.949 --> 00:44:23.550
porn was that I applied for it like any other

00:44:23.550 --> 00:44:27.510
job. Like I sent in my resume or the adult version

00:44:27.510 --> 00:44:31.579
of a resume, which at the time... says her. She

00:44:31.579 --> 00:44:35.920
sounds like Don Imus. In 2003 was a CD -ROM full

00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:38.420
of naked photos and a cover letter explaining

00:44:38.420 --> 00:44:40.440
why I wanted to be in the industry and why I

00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:43.900
wanted to work for the company that I was applying

00:44:43.900 --> 00:44:46.179
for. So it had been something that I'd wanted

00:44:46.179 --> 00:44:49.280
to get into from a young age and obviously I

00:44:49.280 --> 00:44:52.099
waited until I was 18 years to apply and get

00:44:52.099 --> 00:44:54.420
in. And yeah, it was a really exciting time in

00:44:54.420 --> 00:44:57.119
my life because I was finally doing what I felt

00:44:57.119 --> 00:44:59.480
like I was born to do. Can you take us back to

00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:01.460
the beginning? How did you get into it and think

00:45:01.460 --> 00:45:04.460
this is the industry for me? The funny thing

00:45:04.460 --> 00:45:07.179
about getting into porn was that I applied for

00:45:07.179 --> 00:45:10.980
it like any other job. Like I sent in my resume

00:45:10.980 --> 00:45:13.079
or the adult version. All right, there you go.

00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:16.460
It's replaying. It's like a broken record. Like

00:45:16.460 --> 00:45:21.940
most women are. Here's the way to know your woman's

00:45:21.940 --> 00:45:24.219
being sneaky. Three ways to know that your woman's

00:45:24.219 --> 00:45:26.780
being sneaky. Listen to my words on this, and

00:45:26.780 --> 00:45:28.679
if you need help breaking toxic patterns, my

00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:34.559
link is in my bio. That's what I'll say. My link's

00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:38.860
in my bio! Listen, your gut always knows. Always

00:45:38.860 --> 00:45:41.119
knows. You just don't want to listen to it. That's

00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:42.980
why you're here listening to this video. So let's

00:45:42.980 --> 00:45:45.800
go through a few of the things. Number one, she's

00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:49.639
inconsistent with her stories. Okay? You can't

00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:51.820
figure out what is actually happening because

00:45:51.820 --> 00:45:53.639
she's leaving out details and you're going to

00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:55.619
have to piece them together later to figure it

00:45:55.619 --> 00:45:59.219
all out. Number two, her phone. She used to just

00:45:59.219 --> 00:46:01.380
leave it hanging around and now... Oh, yeah!

00:46:02.340 --> 00:46:06.239
If you're hanging out... She's on her phone all

00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:07.820
the time. That is something you got to watch

00:46:07.820 --> 00:46:09.820
out for. The other thing that's interesting to

00:46:09.820 --> 00:46:14.079
me is, I mean, obviously when you're gone, date.

00:46:15.610 --> 00:46:17.750
You've talked to, you're talking to other women

00:46:17.750 --> 00:46:19.909
too, but it's always interesting when a girl

00:46:19.909 --> 00:46:21.949
like shows you a video and then like two dudes

00:46:21.949 --> 00:46:23.869
text her at once. And you're like, Oh my God.

00:46:24.610 --> 00:46:32.829
Is this what it's come down to? I'm just kidding.

00:46:33.050 --> 00:46:37.670
She's on it like white on rice. Number three,

00:46:37.670 --> 00:46:40.409
you're catching her in little lies here and there.

00:46:40.469 --> 00:46:42.250
You don't realize what's going on and you're

00:46:42.250 --> 00:46:44.530
like, why would she lie about this? But now it's

00:46:44.530 --> 00:46:46.590
making you doubt and question the rest of the

00:46:46.590 --> 00:46:52.510
relationship. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a relationship

00:46:52.510 --> 00:46:55.190
king, but when it feels like you're having to

00:46:55.190 --> 00:46:58.239
ask your buddies for advice. and you're constantly

00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:01.480
overthinking it, she's probably not the one.

00:47:05.260 --> 00:47:09.000
This is very interesting. So we have Neon, the

00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:12.219
streamer I talked about. The interesting part

00:47:12.219 --> 00:47:16.800
about Neon to me is that there are plenty of

00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:20.019
girls out there that are actually into him. But

00:47:20.019 --> 00:47:25.320
the problem is those girls are not the ones he

00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:30.989
wants. He wants the Alabama Barkers. But, ladies

00:47:30.989 --> 00:47:34.429
and gentlemen, boys and girls, he's got UFC star

00:47:34.429 --> 00:47:36.610
Tracy Cortez flirting with him in the back of

00:47:36.610 --> 00:47:39.329
a car, and he does not seem to read it. They

00:47:39.329 --> 00:47:44.130
think I'm just some, like... Freak you are obviously

00:47:44.130 --> 00:47:46.150
like what's a girl? I love out, you know, do

00:47:46.150 --> 00:47:48.670
the freaking oh no shit I'm not gonna go around

00:47:48.670 --> 00:47:59.570
like, you know She's tickling him and now they're

00:47:59.570 --> 00:48:04.349
she's got him pinned down on the UFC said I'm

00:48:04.349 --> 00:48:06.650
not ticklish. Why are they telling me flex biceps

00:48:06.650 --> 00:48:09.409
Tracy? Like do I look buff right now or what?

00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:13.980
Your shit is shitting. That is a weird thing

00:48:13.980 --> 00:48:18.480
to say to a girl. You know what's the other weird

00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:21.039
thing that guys say when they talk dirty? I'm

00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:24.400
going to, if you really think about it, I'm going

00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:28.719
to F the S out of you. Think about it. Think

00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:32.559
about it. It's a little gross. Now you need to

00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:34.599
try. All right, so that's them eating together,

00:48:34.699 --> 00:48:36.909
but he does not read the room. She's probably

00:48:36.909 --> 00:48:39.730
got a little bit of tism. Like me. I know I got

00:48:39.730 --> 00:48:47.869
a non -verbal. Here's me, Cliff. Oh, man. I'm

00:48:47.869 --> 00:48:49.829
saying that she got into porn because of low

00:48:49.829 --> 00:48:52.750
self -esteem. Let's go through this step by step.

00:48:52.969 --> 00:48:56.309
How did a girl who was brought by her parents

00:48:56.309 --> 00:48:58.849
to the United States from Lebanon, your home

00:48:58.849 --> 00:49:01.769
country, schooled in the United States, clearly

00:49:01.769 --> 00:49:04.489
smart, went to university in Texas, read history.

00:49:04.809 --> 00:49:10.219
How did you? get involved with the sex porn industry?

00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:13.139
I don't think low self -esteem discriminates

00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:15.179
against anyone. It doesn't matter if you come

00:49:15.179 --> 00:49:17.980
from a great family or if you come from a not

00:49:17.980 --> 00:49:22.000
so great background. I struggled my entire childhood

00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:26.559
with weight and I never felt attractive or worthy

00:49:26.559 --> 00:49:30.480
of male attention. And suddenly my first year

00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:32.940
of college, I start losing all this weight from

00:49:32.940 --> 00:49:35.659
making small changes. And by the time I graduated,

00:49:36.329 --> 00:49:38.929
I was ready to make a bigger difference. I felt

00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:41.250
extremely self -conscious about my breasts because

00:49:41.250 --> 00:49:43.070
that was the first thing to go when I lost all

00:49:43.070 --> 00:49:45.429
the weight. I lost about 50 pounds. I don't know

00:49:45.429 --> 00:49:48.889
how many kilos that is or stones. Well, it's

00:49:48.889 --> 00:49:51.469
a considerable amount of weight. It changed your

00:49:51.469 --> 00:49:53.269
body. It changed your physique. Completely. So

00:49:53.269 --> 00:49:57.530
my biggest insecurity was my breasts. So I wanted...

00:49:57.789 --> 00:49:59.789
to more or less go back to what they normally

00:49:59.789 --> 00:50:03.130
were. And once I did that, I started garnering

00:50:03.130 --> 00:50:06.289
all of this attention from men, and I was never

00:50:06.289 --> 00:50:10.289
used to it. And I felt like unless I held on

00:50:10.289 --> 00:50:12.690
to it and... All right, whatever. I want to play

00:50:12.690 --> 00:50:15.690
this right here. This is Drew Garabo going off

00:50:15.690 --> 00:50:18.489
on Mia Khalifa seven years ago. So we're going

00:50:18.489 --> 00:50:21.030
to welcome to the show now a young lady who is

00:50:21.030 --> 00:50:24.909
an avid sports fan. Now, it's not every day...

00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:27.840
You get to have someone on who is an avid sports

00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:31.500
fan who was also at one point in time the number

00:50:31.500 --> 00:50:34.579
one ranked adult film star on Pornhub. Those

00:50:34.579 --> 00:50:38.000
two circles probably... I remember I went to

00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:42.179
an NBA game and Mary Carey was sitting two seats

00:50:42.179 --> 00:50:44.079
down from me. Oh, she's nice. And this was Mary

00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:47.239
Carey in her Mary Carey heyday. And she was screaming

00:50:47.239 --> 00:50:49.820
to Mario Kassoon at the time who played for the

00:50:49.820 --> 00:50:52.500
Orlando Magic. that he was ignoring her during

00:50:52.500 --> 00:50:54.860
the game and that she had banged him. And I remember

00:50:54.860 --> 00:50:57.360
remarking to myself, wow, there seems to be quite

00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:59.559
the porn athlete connection here. Well, fast

00:50:59.559 --> 00:51:01.460
forward to a couple of years later and you have

00:51:01.460 --> 00:51:04.480
the very active in sports and in the adult film

00:51:04.480 --> 00:51:07.739
community, Mia Khalifa, who was at one point

00:51:07.739 --> 00:51:10.269
in time the number one ranked porn star. Now,

00:51:10.269 --> 00:51:12.789
I think she's channeled that into an enthusiasm

00:51:12.789 --> 00:51:16.110
for sports where she speaks with a lot of passion

00:51:16.110 --> 00:51:18.110
and a lot of knowledge. Like if you step to her

00:51:18.110 --> 00:51:20.670
and try to argue sports, she will hand you your

00:51:20.670 --> 00:51:24.110
ass. So she's supporting her team, the Washington

00:51:24.110 --> 00:51:27.369
Capitals, against our team, the Tampa Bay Lightning,

00:51:27.489 --> 00:51:30.230
watching a hockey game like all of us have done.

00:51:30.389 --> 00:51:32.750
She's a big hockey fan. Huge hockey fan. And

00:51:32.750 --> 00:51:34.550
then out of nowhere, well, I guess out of somewhere,

00:51:34.750 --> 00:51:38.409
one of those damn pucks makes a beeline. for

00:51:38.409 --> 00:51:41.230
Mia Khalifa's boob, and then it ruptures her

00:51:41.230 --> 00:51:46.090
implant. Do I have that right so far, Mia? First

00:51:46.090 --> 00:51:48.389
of all, I was in the adult industry for three

00:51:48.389 --> 00:51:51.489
months, so you need to fucking fast check before

00:51:51.489 --> 00:51:53.809
you have to. There's Drew pressing the dump button.

00:51:53.909 --> 00:51:56.550
I had to press it millions of times. You need

00:51:56.550 --> 00:51:59.530
to call into your shitty radio station. Goodbye.

00:52:01.849 --> 00:52:03.489
I don't know if you're listening to that. I guess

00:52:03.489 --> 00:52:11.869
it was on March 1st, 2019. We weren't supposed

00:52:11.869 --> 00:52:17.989
to mention that she was ever in porn? I had to

00:52:17.989 --> 00:52:19.610
play that. This is the greatest thing ever. I

00:52:19.610 --> 00:52:26.590
love this show. Yeah, she just... I love you,

00:52:28.889 --> 00:52:32.690
Drew Raven Grava. You got this. A woman says,

00:52:32.789 --> 00:52:34.949
look out for the men that constantly want to

00:52:34.949 --> 00:52:37.360
have sex with you. That's a good thing. If you

00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:40.980
have a man who constantly wants to have sex with

00:52:40.980 --> 00:52:44.699
you, that's a green flag, okay? This is a good

00:52:44.699 --> 00:52:47.300
thing. He's obsessed with you. What you need

00:52:47.300 --> 00:52:49.599
to be worried about is when he stops asking.

00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:53.079
If you have a man who constantly wants... There

00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:55.579
you go. I just got a text back from Drew Garravo.

00:52:55.699 --> 00:52:57.579
I texted him that I played it and he goes, ha

00:52:57.579 --> 00:53:00.139
ha ha, god damn it, I look so young. Let me at

00:53:00.139 --> 00:53:03.300
you! Here's a girl talking about her walking

00:53:03.300 --> 00:53:08.639
out on the first date. Y 'all, I just... I just

00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:10.739
walked out on a date for the first time ever

00:53:10.739 --> 00:53:16.480
in my life. He came to pick me up from work for

00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.719
the date, and he told me he was too drunk to

00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:22.960
drive us. Oh, okay, well, that's... Let me take

00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:30.260
that back. That ain't it. So, I am so socially

00:53:30.260 --> 00:53:34.400
awkward, I have bad... That's what I don't even

00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:42.619
say. I got anxiety. Meet Dale. It's bang. I am

00:53:42.619 --> 00:53:46.519
not saying that women cannot have anxiety. But

00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:48.860
when a woman says, oh, I'm so anxious. I can't.

00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:52.280
Bang. I think that's the difference. I actually

00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:55.139
have this as a topic. I think that's the difference.

00:53:55.980 --> 00:54:00.909
There's this thing. It's like a water gun. Our

00:54:00.909 --> 00:54:05.130
penis is, oh yeah. No, what I mean is, we make

00:54:05.130 --> 00:54:07.690
out with a girl for three hours. We are locked

00:54:07.690 --> 00:54:11.369
and loaded for the night. There's nothing worse

00:54:11.369 --> 00:54:13.130
than when you think you're going to get laid

00:54:13.130 --> 00:54:16.269
with a girl and you go home and you know what

00:54:16.269 --> 00:54:19.190
happens? You do not get laid and then you have

00:54:19.190 --> 00:54:21.510
like blue vows and you gotta watch porn and you're

00:54:21.510 --> 00:54:24.210
all by yourself. Happened to me Tuesday night.

00:54:24.429 --> 00:54:28.400
I'm okay. I survived. Put that drive home across

00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:32.960
the bridge. It's kind of annoying. I was like

00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:36.460
erect. I was like, God damn it. When a man's

00:54:36.460 --> 00:54:39.139
turned on, he has to do something to end it.

00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:45.079
When a woman is turned on, you hear, I did this

00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:47.639
at a caba house on fourth. When I was talking

00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:49.900
to my friend, Kelly and Katie and Kayla, when

00:54:49.900 --> 00:54:53.699
a girl is turned on, it's like the, it's like

00:54:53.699 --> 00:54:55.659
an air pod. You know, when you open up an air

00:54:55.659 --> 00:55:01.739
pod, Do you hear that? This is the sound of the

00:55:01.739 --> 00:55:05.260
woman being turned on, the quietness of the AirPod

00:55:05.260 --> 00:55:06.800
being open. And let me turn up the mic. This

00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:08.440
is the sound of a woman getting turned off so

00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:16.179
quickly. That's how it works. Real quickly, everything

00:55:16.179 --> 00:55:21.219
can change. And it's hard for us. Because one

00:55:21.219 --> 00:55:23.760
thing you're doing bad, you use a finger that

00:55:23.760 --> 00:55:26.480
you did not cut the nails. Something happens

00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:31.699
and it's all over. But for us, if we're anxious,

00:55:32.019 --> 00:55:36.780
it actually helps us. It's just, sometimes I

00:55:36.780 --> 00:55:40.539
wish I was gay. Because it seems a little easier.

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:45.059
Yes. You have to deal with the homophobia. I'm

00:55:45.059 --> 00:55:52.039
not denying it. But you also, you know. Each

00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:55.980
guy knows that they're horny. I was talking to

00:55:55.980 --> 00:55:58.059
a guy the other day. I was like, how did you

00:55:58.059 --> 00:55:59.840
meet your wife? He just got married. And he's

00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:02.219
like, oh, it's on the Field app. And I was like,

00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:03.639
what's that? It's like a kink app. And I was

00:56:03.639 --> 00:56:04.980
like, we were talking about dating apps. I was

00:56:04.980 --> 00:56:06.900
like, dude, can you imagine? You know how I've

00:56:06.900 --> 00:56:09.260
never actually been on Grindr? Because I'm not

00:56:09.260 --> 00:56:13.099
gay. My butt's an exit only zone. But you know

00:56:13.099 --> 00:56:15.739
when you're on Pornhub, or not on Pornhub, when

00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:20.130
you hear about on Grindr that guys... Have this

00:56:20.130 --> 00:56:22.050
thing where you can see how far the person is

00:56:22.050 --> 00:56:24.269
like location wise I'll be like supposedly it's

00:56:24.269 --> 00:56:27.409
like this person is 500 feet away from me I think

00:56:27.409 --> 00:56:30.489
I really wished that dating apps had that but

00:56:30.489 --> 00:56:32.449
I think if dating apps had it women would be

00:56:32.449 --> 00:56:35.400
stalked more so I get it Here is Neon saying

00:56:35.400 --> 00:56:37.679
he was hurt after Paul Pierce dissed him. You

00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:39.699
really can't be hanging out with these bad ones

00:56:39.699 --> 00:56:41.860
and being in the club in the section. You got

00:56:41.860 --> 00:56:43.719
a cat over here. He don't even know how to dress.

00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:46.440
He already got glasses on. He looking lame. But

00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:49.119
he in the section got 20 ,000 in bottles. So

00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:52.440
now he cool. Get the fuck out of here. I mean,

00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:56.219
it's not false. Y 'all still lame to me. Get

00:56:56.219 --> 00:56:58.300
out of my DMs. I ain't doing no interviews with

00:56:58.300 --> 00:57:01.559
none of y 'all. I ain't going on nobody's stream.

00:57:02.399 --> 00:57:04.360
Hey, get out of here, y 'all. I kind of respect

00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:05.719
that. It's kind of like when I get invited on

00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:07.780
podcasts and they want me on video. They're like,

00:57:07.780 --> 00:57:10.260
no one needs to see me. I'm hideous. Wames to

00:57:10.260 --> 00:57:20.639
me. Damn! I'm a fan! Yeah, Neon, I'm going to

00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:24.639
teach you some advice. You do not want to meet

00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:29.260
your heroes. You do not. I've met all my heroes

00:57:29.260 --> 00:57:39.039
in radio. Rawr! Opie. They are douchebags. Bubba's

00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:44.800
not great. Count is not great. But they're still

00:57:44.800 --> 00:57:49.280
legends. Mm -hmm. What do we have going on here?

00:57:50.179 --> 00:57:54.280
Here's Cardi B inside of Five Below. My daughter

00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:57.340
was so fiend out to come to Five Below. I never

00:57:57.340 --> 00:58:00.949
been here before, but now I see why. Look. Don't

00:58:00.949 --> 00:58:03.889
those look good? So she likes the Fruity Pebbles

00:58:03.889 --> 00:58:07.309
snacks. Nice. I was a little afraid of the Katy

00:58:07.309 --> 00:58:11.849
Perry in the background. The copyright. Here's

00:58:11.849 --> 00:58:15.150
Mia Khalifa on this hard talk. That's the name

00:58:15.150 --> 00:58:19.489
of it. It's over on the BBC. Oh, yeah. This is

00:58:19.489 --> 00:58:22.429
not the BBC she's used to. But here she is talking

00:58:22.429 --> 00:58:23.969
about how she got into porn. I want that to go

00:58:23.969 --> 00:58:28.260
away. You were spotted. I think, on a street.

00:58:28.340 --> 00:58:30.139
I mean, there you were. You were a young graduate

00:58:30.139 --> 00:58:33.360
wanting to sort of find a job. And you were spotted

00:58:33.360 --> 00:58:37.119
on a street by a guy who said, I can work with

00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:41.079
you. And clearly, he opened up and said, it's

00:58:41.079 --> 00:58:45.000
the porn business. What was it in you that, a

00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:49.059
lot of it, far from running away, was drawn into

00:58:49.059 --> 00:58:53.219
it? It wasn't. That's not how it was. It wasn't

00:58:53.219 --> 00:58:54.960
just, hey, do you want to come do porn? It was

00:58:54.960 --> 00:58:57.480
more so, oh, you're beautiful. Like, would you

00:58:57.480 --> 00:59:01.000
like to do some modeling? That's how always beginner

00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:04.320
models. Oh, you know, you have a great body.

00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:05.719
Like, I think you'd be great in nude modeling.

00:59:05.800 --> 00:59:07.920
Oh, sit on my lap. Things like that. And after

00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:10.139
I came in toward the studio, you know, it was

00:59:10.139 --> 00:59:12.420
very respectable. It was a gorgeous location.

00:59:12.619 --> 00:59:16.139
It was in Miami. It was like nine niggas. Miami

00:59:16.139 --> 00:59:20.400
too, dude. That says it all. Miami. In Doral,

00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:24.539
Florida. It was clean. Everyone who worked there

00:59:24.539 --> 00:59:27.059
was nice. All of their cubicles were decorated

00:59:27.059 --> 00:59:30.940
with family photos. It was nothing dodgy or that

00:59:30.940 --> 00:59:35.179
made me uncomfortable. The first time I went

00:59:35.179 --> 00:59:39.019
in wasn't the first time I filmed a porn movie.

00:59:40.679 --> 00:59:43.800
Oh man, she must have a body kind of like five

00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:49.139
digits. It was the second time. The first time

00:59:49.139 --> 00:59:52.079
was more so. do you want to do this like sign

00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:55.199
the paperwork etc etc so these guys they just

00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:57.980
saw you frankly as a money machine absolutely

00:59:57.980 --> 01:00:04.480
god bless me but it's freaking porn what do you

01:00:04.480 --> 01:00:07.920
think they see you as a human i mean i see you

01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:11.139
as a human so i've hung around a lot of porn

01:00:11.139 --> 01:00:13.059
stars never gotten laid with them but i've hung

01:00:13.059 --> 01:00:15.159
around a lot of them and they're damaged people

01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:19.250
and i am too But of course they don't view you

01:00:19.250 --> 01:00:23.469
as a human. Here is Daphne Joy saying if she

01:00:23.469 --> 01:00:28.030
prefers Drake or Lamar or Kendrick... I cannot

01:00:28.030 --> 01:00:30.809
talk. Jesus Christ. I got sand in my eyes too.

01:00:30.989 --> 01:00:35.650
Losing my mind. No. Here is Daphne Joy on the

01:00:35.650 --> 01:00:38.590
No Jumper podcast if she prefers Drake over Kendrick

01:00:38.590 --> 01:00:40.250
Lamar. Yeah, I mean, I like Drake because he

01:00:40.250 --> 01:00:42.550
speaks to the girlies and he... Yeah, you know,

01:00:42.590 --> 01:00:44.769
I probably plowed him. Knows all the little...

01:00:44.769 --> 01:00:46.349
And when I mean plowed, I mean I got the dough

01:00:46.349 --> 01:00:50.590
to... You know. sexy innuendos. Yeah, you know.

01:00:51.269 --> 01:00:53.750
Daphne Joy. That sex tape in that ditty room

01:00:53.750 --> 01:00:58.289
was not a good sex tape. It was so bad that it

01:00:58.289 --> 01:01:01.849
made the Ray J tape look good. DDG rejected a

01:01:01.849 --> 01:01:07.130
woman trying to shoot her shot. I cannot play

01:01:07.130 --> 01:01:08.289
that because they're playing Kiss Kiss in the

01:01:08.289 --> 01:01:10.250
background, but he said, the way you're approaching

01:01:10.250 --> 01:01:13.809
me is a little aggressive. Yeah. When you're

01:01:13.809 --> 01:01:18.730
DDG, there's a lot of women that want you. For

01:01:18.730 --> 01:01:20.869
me, if a girl's like, hey, I'll open up my vagina

01:01:20.869 --> 01:01:23.750
for you. You know what I, no, no, no, no, no,

01:01:23.750 --> 01:01:26.510
no, no, no. You think, you think I'm kidding.

01:01:27.510 --> 01:01:36.369
But when a girl says that, I'm like. I run so

01:01:36.369 --> 01:01:41.309
fast. I've been known, like, I'll be like talking

01:01:41.309 --> 01:01:43.170
to a girl. It just happened Tuesday when I tried

01:01:43.170 --> 01:01:45.170
to get laid. A girl will be like, oh, do you

01:01:45.170 --> 01:01:46.969
want to come over? I'll be like, yeah, 19 minutes.

01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:50.219
Like, they'll give me their address. I'll be

01:01:50.219 --> 01:01:52.159
like, Javi, I heard a sack. And they're like,

01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:54.139
you kind of hear in like a record -breaking amount

01:01:54.139 --> 01:01:57.780
of time. Yes. I want to get my racks off. Is

01:01:57.780 --> 01:02:05.420
that okay? I want to watch Friends. Okay. 8 -5

01:02:05.420 --> 01:02:10.699
-6. A 49, Javi. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3.

01:02:10.820 --> 01:02:18.400
6 -7. It's still a 20 -25. Oh, it is. Police

01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:20.679
searching for a woman who glued 200 doors shut.

01:02:20.940 --> 01:02:24.659
Police in San Diego are offering a $1 ,000 reward

01:02:24.659 --> 01:02:27.760
for an unknown suspect believed to have glued

01:02:27.760 --> 01:02:31.139
200 doors shut at Patrick Henry High School,

01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:35.239
causing $70 ,000 in damages. Loser, but that's

01:02:35.239 --> 01:02:38.099
the kind of stuff you do in high school. Adrian

01:02:38.099 --> 01:02:40.300
Broner's main girl tells him he smells. This

01:02:40.300 --> 01:02:44.659
is so tragic. Because in the early 2010s, this

01:02:44.659 --> 01:02:47.579
man was the king of boxing. Now he's a loser.

01:02:49.019 --> 01:03:17.300
One more time. And then there's this headline

01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:19.460
right here. Ross is clapping back. All right,

01:03:19.460 --> 01:03:21.079
let me turn it up. There's this new thing where

01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:22.699
they control the volume on video. This whole

01:03:22.699 --> 01:03:25.519
thing started. Time! Time! Where they control

01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:28.019
the volume on the Instagram videos. All right,

01:03:28.059 --> 01:03:30.599
here we go. He's clapping back at 50 Cent. Rick

01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:32.480
Ross. Uncle Murder, and he did not hold back.

01:03:32.659 --> 01:03:36.079
Fans are speculating. Rick Ross never holds back.

01:03:37.210 --> 01:03:39.849
this whole thing started after uncle murder posted

01:03:39.849 --> 01:03:43.730
a instagram story featuring a viral post from

01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:46.489
x that showed what appeared to be rick ross waiting

01:03:46.489 --> 01:03:48.769
on a commercial flight at the airport but it

01:03:48.769 --> 01:03:50.909
looks like rick ross wasn't too happy about this

01:03:50.909 --> 01:03:54.050
okay he's saving money whatever let you know

01:03:54.050 --> 01:03:57.829
50 take it like a player you had a child from

01:03:57.829 --> 01:04:02.070
a sex worker i mean oh yeah she's a sex worker

01:04:02.070 --> 01:04:06.360
he's calling him Like a boss. More entertaining

01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:10.239
when you got with bad skin. There you go. Bad

01:04:10.239 --> 01:04:15.579
skin. Tracy Morgan. This is an interesting thing

01:04:15.579 --> 01:04:20.260
right here. Tracy Morgan says teachers have no

01:04:20.260 --> 01:04:23.000
potential because they didn't like him growing

01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:26.260
up. In school, I just, I talked too much. No.

01:04:26.420 --> 01:04:28.739
I was excessive talking. You know who gave you

01:04:28.739 --> 01:04:30.579
that voice? They told me I didn't miss you. This

01:04:30.579 --> 01:04:35.079
is a dude impersonating him terribly. No. I don't

01:04:35.079 --> 01:04:36.559
think they didn't know they didn't understand

01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:41.599
you. Right. You had a sense of humor. And they

01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:43.679
couldn't control that. Because God gave that

01:04:43.679 --> 01:04:47.159
to you. Nope. This is a confusing video. So pretty

01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:50.360
much he says he's mad at teachers. There's Ryan

01:04:50.360 --> 01:04:52.880
Reynolds and Blake Lively on about and she grabbed

01:04:52.880 --> 01:04:57.239
Ryan Reynolds ass. Look at us. Alex Cooper loves

01:04:57.239 --> 01:04:59.619
to have steak. I heard it's really good for pregnant

01:04:59.619 --> 01:05:01.780
women. My favorite radio show, Klein and Allie,

01:05:01.780 --> 01:05:03.219
they were doing it to help Allie get pregnant.

01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:13.159
Salt Lake City Modern, what is the show? S -L

01:05:13.159 --> 01:05:16.800
-O -M -W. What does that stand for? Let me look

01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:21.400
that up. This is bothering me. Oh, it is. Let

01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:24.360
me look this up. The Secret Housewives of Mormon

01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:27.639
Wives. That's what it is. Miranda Hope shades

01:05:27.639 --> 01:05:30.079
Taylor Frankie Paul over her social media use.

01:05:30.179 --> 01:05:32.380
And we'll play that video in a second. But 8

01:05:32.380 --> 01:05:36.139
-5 -6. Let's do a little reset. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.

01:05:36.440 --> 01:05:41.840
It's 8 -5 -6. 6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me.

01:05:42.179 --> 01:05:52.260
At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Let me fucking got these

01:05:52.260 --> 01:05:53.480
videos. I don't know what's going on with the

01:05:53.480 --> 01:05:56.960
flash player. Driving me nuts. God damn it. Let

01:05:56.960 --> 01:05:59.579
me do full screen. I'm sorry. I'm trying. Here

01:05:59.579 --> 01:06:04.179
we go. You and Taylor obviously have so much

01:06:04.179 --> 01:06:07.920
history. How are you guys now? And do you feel

01:06:07.920 --> 01:06:11.280
like people like overly like to like peg you

01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:13.900
as friends or enemies? Or is it? Is it? I know

01:06:13.900 --> 01:06:16.300
Mormons like getting pegged. Like more of a gray

01:06:16.300 --> 01:06:19.010
area with you guys than that. I think that I

01:06:19.010 --> 01:06:21.030
think it's more of a gray area with all of us

01:06:21.030 --> 01:06:24.250
because when in reality, when are you ever going

01:06:24.250 --> 01:06:25.849
to be equal? Let's say you have a big friend

01:06:25.849 --> 01:06:27.730
group. When are you ever going to be equally

01:06:27.730 --> 01:06:32.230
just as close with like every single person as

01:06:32.230 --> 01:06:33.510
you are with like your best friend in the group?

01:06:33.590 --> 01:06:38.329
That's true. Because they're women. I saw your

01:06:38.329 --> 01:06:41.590
boy allegedly emailed his baby mom as attorney.

01:06:42.090 --> 01:06:47.199
Nice. The. GoFundMe for Carmelo Anthony, the

01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:53.519
murderer, has been shut down. Let me see here.

01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:57.739
Kanye West accuser. Here she is talking about

01:06:57.739 --> 01:07:00.820
his alleged sexual assault. She said, yay, says

01:07:00.820 --> 01:07:04.039
it's art, but it's violence. I am absolutely

01:07:04.039 --> 01:07:05.980
going to make no comments about this, but just

01:07:05.980 --> 01:07:08.500
play it because there's really nothing to be

01:07:08.500 --> 01:07:10.920
said. I've dated girls that have been sexually

01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:14.159
assaulted. It's terrible. Here, we'll play it.

01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:21.119
It started where he went up to my face and he

01:07:21.119 --> 01:07:26.920
was like smearing my makeup on my face and...

01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:34.599
Okay, do you need a minute? Yeah, sorry. Smearing

01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:36.659
the makeup all over my face in a way that just

01:07:36.659 --> 01:07:42.800
felt wrong. He started sticking his fingers in

01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:47.369
my mouth and... i feel like he was like trying

01:07:47.369 --> 01:07:51.789
to touch as much as he could and i was actively

01:07:51.789 --> 01:07:55.650
my tongue was like like hiding from him and he

01:07:55.650 --> 01:07:58.309
just like found everything you know what i'm

01:07:58.309 --> 01:08:02.389
saying like i couldn't so he was pushing his

01:08:02.389 --> 01:08:04.789
fingers you said quite far into your mouth yeah

01:08:04.789 --> 01:08:09.329
i mean and everywhere he walked like yeah you

01:08:09.329 --> 01:08:11.570
say he had his hand around your throat Could

01:08:11.570 --> 01:08:13.949
you breathe properly? Do you remember any discomfort

01:08:13.949 --> 01:08:18.630
like that? I do. I remember feeling, like, so

01:08:18.630 --> 01:08:27.510
suffocated. Like, unsure. Like, scared. The problem

01:08:27.510 --> 01:08:30.109
is, she doesn't really seem like she's lying.

01:08:30.210 --> 01:08:32.449
You know when you see, like, an accuser? She

01:08:32.449 --> 01:08:36.170
just seems like she's lying. There's a video

01:08:36.170 --> 01:08:39.170
of Jesse Ridgway. McNugget, Jugger, whatever

01:08:39.170 --> 01:08:40.880
that douchebag's name is. We can fundamentally

01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.380
challenge people. We won't talk about that. And

01:08:43.380 --> 01:08:45.220
he made a video saying that he doesn't care that

01:08:45.220 --> 01:08:46.619
people say he's going to hell because hell's

01:08:46.619 --> 01:08:49.420
not real. Well, even though I agree with him,

01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:54.760
he's a trolling loser. You all knew that was

01:08:54.760 --> 01:09:00.819
coming. Millie Bobby Brown. It's still very off

01:09:00.819 --> 01:09:02.420
-putting how much of a hot piece of ass she is

01:09:02.420 --> 01:09:05.100
compared to when she was younger. When she was

01:09:05.100 --> 01:09:07.619
like a kid, freaking bald on TV. Now I had flour.

01:09:09.700 --> 01:09:12.819
So I guess people were hating on Jacob Bon Jovi

01:09:12.819 --> 01:09:17.859
for not pushing this. All right, let's see if

01:09:17.859 --> 01:09:20.359
I can fix my stutter. Stutter, stutter. For not

01:09:20.359 --> 01:09:23.380
pushing the stroller. There, I did it. And saying

01:09:23.380 --> 01:09:26.960
that he should be doing it. Hi, I'm Millie Bobby

01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:29.960
Brown. Oh, here's her on Kylie Kelsey's podcast.

01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:33.359
That feministic moment. I'm not going to lie.

01:09:33.560 --> 01:09:38.640
When did women become incapable of holding their

01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:43.319
own bags, car seats and stuff? This stems from

01:09:43.319 --> 01:09:47.380
me holding all of my suitcases and bags and my

01:09:47.380 --> 01:09:50.619
kids. And people are like, your husband doesn't

01:09:50.619 --> 01:09:55.430
hold a single thing. Because I'm three miles

01:09:55.430 --> 01:09:58.229
ahead. I have been planning this all night. Oh

01:09:58.229 --> 01:10:03.250
my God. Like women. We're all about empowering

01:10:03.250 --> 01:10:05.710
girls. And like, you got it. You don't need a

01:10:05.710 --> 01:10:08.289
man. But then when I'm like, okay, I can carry

01:10:08.289 --> 01:10:10.670
my own things. People are like, Oh, Where's your

01:10:10.670 --> 01:10:13.250
husband? And I'm like, I can also do it on my

01:10:13.250 --> 01:10:15.930
own. Nobody knows my husband. My husband is the

01:10:15.930 --> 01:10:18.810
most polite, sweet. He does seem like a nice

01:10:18.810 --> 01:10:24.970
guy. Like, will do anything for me. But he also

01:10:24.970 --> 01:10:28.329
knows I'm capable. There you go. You know, her

01:10:28.329 --> 01:10:30.170
arguments, she's like, you are listening to every

01:10:30.170 --> 01:10:42.239
word I say. Today on TM. Luckily, I'm here on

01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:46.920
a - It's Melissa Rivers. Oh my God! I have such

01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:49.619
a crush on her. Day work's busy, so let's start

01:10:49.619 --> 01:10:54.220
with Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater,

01:10:54.260 --> 01:10:56.760
they've split up. We're told that her new album

01:10:56.760 --> 01:10:59.359
coming out was not inspired by the breakup and

01:10:59.359 --> 01:11:01.479
has nothing to do with him. They were together

01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:03.800
for three years and none of the music's about

01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:27.930
him? That's brutal. That's almost horrible. That

01:11:27.930 --> 01:11:36.869
does the opposite for me. Oh yeah! Pete Davidson

01:11:36.869 --> 01:11:39.689
was spotted out with his daughter, Scotty. I

01:11:39.689 --> 01:11:43.329
like Pete Davidson. He means well. Him and Elsie

01:11:43.329 --> 01:11:46.390
Hewitt have split, but our sources tell us Pete

01:11:46.390 --> 01:11:48.789
remains very active in Scotty's life. There's

01:11:48.789 --> 01:11:51.050
nothing better when you... That's good. So there's

01:11:51.050 --> 01:11:55.329
TMZ for today. What's going on with looks, Maxon?

01:11:56.229 --> 01:12:03.260
Happy Hot Topic! looks maxing tips and tricks

01:12:03.260 --> 01:12:06.020
online promising boys and young men a better

01:12:06.020 --> 01:12:08.800
looking face and body and i i don't know these

01:12:08.800 --> 01:12:12.279
younger generations care way too much about how

01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:16.420
they look i don't care supplements special diets

01:12:16.420 --> 01:12:18.279
even all right so they're just gonna warn them

01:12:18.279 --> 01:12:24.109
about the looks maxing Callum Turner reveals

01:12:24.109 --> 01:12:26.850
how he and wife Dua Lipa inspire one another.

01:12:27.149 --> 01:12:30.850
Less than a month after the couple got married

01:12:30.850 --> 01:12:33.529
in an intimate London ceremony, the Eternity

01:12:33.529 --> 01:12:35.949
actor shares insight into their eternal bond.

01:12:36.329 --> 01:12:38.789
Callum tells The Hollywood Reporter in an interview

01:12:38.789 --> 01:12:41.609
published on June 10th, We make sure we're together

01:12:41.609 --> 01:12:43.970
as much as possible. You want to be inspired

01:12:43.970 --> 01:12:47.850
by the person you're with. Uh, yeah. It's a nice

01:12:47.850 --> 01:12:51.970
answer. I'm sure that's why. Happy Hot Topic!

01:12:52.829 --> 01:12:55.170
Alex Cooper is calling out those who think her

01:12:55.170 --> 01:12:57.890
marriage is a sham, pushing back on claims that

01:12:57.890 --> 01:13:00.090
she and her husband... Well, time will only tell.

01:13:01.949 --> 01:13:03.770
Are you guys going to be together forever and

01:13:03.770 --> 01:13:05.890
ever? Or are you going to break up at some point?

01:13:06.010 --> 01:13:07.369
Because if you're going to break up at some point,

01:13:07.409 --> 01:13:08.979
your marriage is a sham. But if you're going

01:13:08.979 --> 01:13:10.720
to be together until you die, then it's not a

01:13:10.720 --> 01:13:13.000
sham. Husband are miserable and more business

01:13:13.000 --> 01:13:15.159
partners than soulmates. I'm sure that's what

01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:16.720
it is. On the 10th episode of Call Her Daddy,

01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:19.380
Alex addressed why she may have appeared, quote,

01:13:19.420 --> 01:13:22.500
miserable at the YouTube TV upruns on May 13th.

01:13:22.500 --> 01:13:24.199
But she's a bitch. Admitting she hadn't announced

01:13:24.199 --> 01:13:26.680
her pregnancy at the time. Yeah, I don't know.

01:13:26.739 --> 01:13:30.039
Alex Cooper always just seems so freaking miserable.

01:13:30.539 --> 01:13:35.439
Just always bitching. Doesn't she? Can we be

01:13:35.439 --> 01:13:38.300
honest? I know she's good for feminists. I know

01:13:38.300 --> 01:13:41.100
she's funny. I prefer Alex Cooper one -on -one.

01:13:41.479 --> 01:13:43.520
No, but like her podcast where she's just talking.

01:13:43.579 --> 01:13:45.579
Her interviews are a little too kiss ass for

01:13:45.579 --> 01:13:49.539
me. But when she's one -on -one. and was struggling

01:13:49.539 --> 01:13:52.619
to hide her baby bump at the event in an attempt

01:13:52.619 --> 01:13:55.300
to thwart speculation she said she told her husband

01:13:55.300 --> 01:13:58.159
matt kaplan to keep a serious demeanor at the

01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:00.939
event only for alex to later read reports claiming

01:14:00.939 --> 01:14:03.279
their relationship looks like a business deal

01:14:03.279 --> 01:14:05.359
yeah it's not gonna help when he's not a lot

01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:07.739
of time to pay what the is that you did it to

01:14:07.739 --> 01:14:11.050
yourself honey The unwell founder who was expecting

01:14:11.050 --> 01:14:13.630
her first baby with Matt admitted she was, quote,

01:14:13.750 --> 01:14:16.550
relieved she didn't spark pregnancy rumors, but

01:14:16.550 --> 01:14:20.130
said the backlash still came. It is really sad

01:14:20.130 --> 01:14:24.909
and just insane how crazy this industry is. You

01:14:24.909 --> 01:14:27.869
read those things and Matt and I are like, no

01:14:27.869 --> 01:14:30.869
one in our life, our closest friends, our family

01:14:30.869 --> 01:14:33.909
is wondering those things. Yeah, but people are

01:14:33.909 --> 01:14:40.910
speculating because you're a speculator. This

01:14:40.910 --> 01:14:43.569
morning, a new court petition filed in Los Angeles

01:14:43.569 --> 01:14:46.489
by Nick Reiner's legal representation spelling

01:14:46.489 --> 01:14:48.869
out the case for why the 32 -year -old should

01:14:48.869 --> 01:14:51.729
receive money from a trust fund his parents Rob

01:14:51.729 --> 01:14:54.250
and Michelle set up for him when he was a baby.

01:14:54.569 --> 01:14:56.590
Yeah, let's not talk about that. He wants to

01:14:56.590 --> 01:14:58.390
use the trust fund for a case where he murdered

01:14:58.390 --> 01:15:04.180
his parents. Benny Blanco can't keep his hands

01:15:04.180 --> 01:15:07.380
to himself. On Instagram June 10th, Selena Gomez

01:15:07.380 --> 01:15:11.699
shared a series of photos with... Oh yeah! You

01:15:11.699 --> 01:15:14.100
know he goes to pound town. Her man, including

01:15:14.100 --> 01:15:17.460
one of many, kissing her chest. Oh, yeah. He's,

01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:20.359
like, kissing the top of her boom. She's laughing.

01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:24.000
Oh, you know, he sucks on this. When she's on

01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:30.199
top, he's just like... Her caption reads, Distance

01:15:30.199 --> 01:15:33.159
means so little when someone means so much. Good

01:15:33.159 --> 01:15:39.380
for you, bud. He's living the life. Happy Hot

01:15:39.380 --> 01:15:44.109
Topic! Congrats are in order for Kaley Cuoco

01:15:44.109 --> 01:15:47.649
and Tom Pelfrey. Yeah, Tom's the guy that played

01:15:47.649 --> 01:15:50.050
the crazy brother on, oh, sorry, the last Netflix

01:15:50.050 --> 01:15:51.710
show I fully watched with attention because it

01:15:51.710 --> 01:15:55.590
was during COVID. Lily, I'm tired of you laying

01:15:55.590 --> 01:15:59.550
on the body grass. it's interesting that kaylee's

01:15:59.550 --> 01:16:02.109
with them feels that she and her fiance are expecting

01:16:02.109 --> 01:16:05.390
their second child together a baby girl the couple

01:16:05.390 --> 01:16:08.310
is already mom and dad to daughter matilda all

01:16:08.310 --> 01:16:09.850
right and they actually showed the kids face

01:16:09.850 --> 01:16:11.289
which is surprising because they don't always

01:16:11.289 --> 01:16:16.800
seem to do that as millennials I was run over

01:16:16.800 --> 01:16:19.479
by a drunk driver. That was the last time I why

01:16:19.479 --> 01:16:22.159
-gotted as much as this. Ryan Reynolds tells

01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:24.640
a wild story from his teenage years about how

01:16:24.640 --> 01:16:27.000
he spent four weeks in the hospital after being

01:16:27.000 --> 01:16:29.880
hit by a drunk driver. I bet he was so pretentious

01:16:29.880 --> 01:16:33.060
in the hospital. I'm an up -and -coming actor.

01:16:34.340 --> 01:16:39.760
You must take care of me first. The actor and

01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:42.319
his friend slash partner in Welsh soccer ownership

01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:45.020
slash welcome to Wrexham co -star Rob McElhaney.

01:16:45.180 --> 01:16:48.239
I like that guy from It's Always Sunny. Attempt

01:16:48.239 --> 01:16:50.460
to put together IKEA furniture. All right, that's

01:16:50.460 --> 01:16:53.720
a douchey. God, these podcasts! Putting IKEA

01:16:53.720 --> 01:16:59.359
furniture while talking? Remedy! Happy Hot Topic!

01:17:01.300 --> 01:17:04.100
Billionaire businessman Bill Gates taking no

01:17:04.100 --> 01:17:07.079
questions from reporters after answering plenty

01:17:07.079 --> 01:17:12.239
from lawmakers. He's a loser. Pedophile. During

01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:15.220
six hours behind closed doors. All right. So

01:17:15.220 --> 01:17:17.899
he says he was blackmailed by Epstein over infidelity.

01:17:18.079 --> 01:17:26.060
So there's. This is the end of you. This is Deirdre

01:17:26.060 --> 01:17:29.369
Behar from. Entertainment Tonight interviewing

01:17:29.369 --> 01:17:32.529
Sidney Sweeney about the cast feud rumors. Foria,

01:17:32.590 --> 01:17:35.489
what is your perfect Cassie ending? Oh, goodness.

01:17:35.710 --> 01:17:39.810
Cassie has been such a big part of my life. Yeah,

01:17:39.810 --> 01:17:42.289
that and those breasts. So I think it's a very

01:17:42.289 --> 01:17:46.090
bittersweet moment. Yeah, it's bittersweet. Isn't

01:17:46.090 --> 01:17:48.970
it ever? A producer on Girl Meets World says

01:17:48.970 --> 01:17:51.789
the show creator made Sabrina Carpenter and Rowan

01:17:51.789 --> 01:17:54.350
Blanchard cry. Oh, my God. No wonder they're

01:17:54.350 --> 01:17:57.220
so slimy. Bring the first table read. All right,

01:17:57.260 --> 01:17:59.560
there you go. It's always weird. I've cried before.

01:17:59.680 --> 01:18:03.340
Pat and Aaron on 95 .3 WDAE made me cry. They're

01:18:03.340 --> 01:18:10.239
douchebags. Also, I don't know why I cried. David

01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:14.380
Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown have no beef.

01:18:14.439 --> 01:18:17.960
In fact, they adore each other and always have.

01:18:18.359 --> 01:18:21.359
All right, I think he probably was a creep behind

01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:24.960
the scenes. But she's defending him because it's

01:18:24.960 --> 01:18:26.279
like, she doesn't want to deal with the backlash.

01:18:26.739 --> 01:18:29.340
And she's like, whatever. Let's buy Ozzy Burns.

01:18:31.640 --> 01:18:33.920
Chrissy Teigen reveals her father has passed

01:18:33.920 --> 01:18:36.439
away. I'm sorry. There you go. That's all he

01:18:36.439 --> 01:18:40.220
sucks when he loses your dad. Hey. At least you

01:18:40.220 --> 01:18:42.640
didn't lose your dad at freaking 21 like me.

01:18:43.619 --> 01:18:46.159
Not looking for sympathy. Some people, when I

01:18:46.159 --> 01:18:47.500
say that, they get uncomfortable. I'm like, it's

01:18:47.500 --> 01:18:50.680
okay. I just found him dead. It's not traumatizing

01:18:50.680 --> 01:19:12.850
or anything. Side chick news. Welcome to the

01:19:12.850 --> 01:19:15.449
surf. Riding in the booth, cutting straight through

01:19:15.449 --> 01:19:18.170
the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in

01:19:18.170 --> 01:19:20.550
the hearse, kid. You click the P, now you get

01:19:20.550 --> 01:19:24.680
the whole thing. like they saints got a whole

01:19:24.680 --> 01:19:27.420
spouse home still sliding to the dates screenshots

01:19:27.420 --> 01:19:30.180
save little good night babe then they on the

01:19:30.180 --> 01:19:32.859
yacht pic trying to hide the face from the field

01:19:32.859 --> 01:19:35.859
to the runway everybody fronting posted healing

01:19:35.859 --> 01:19:38.479
energy while they dm hunting scrolling through

01:19:38.479 --> 01:19:41.180
the gram all i see is double lies you can't tag

01:19:41.180 --> 01:19:43.340
the man but you tag the watch he buys it says

01:19:43.340 --> 01:19:46.739
side check news side check news ryan hoppy gon'

01:19:46.760 --> 01:19:54.670
choose Yeah, we say it like it is on a afternoon

01:19:54.670 --> 01:19:58.149
cruise Sidekick News Whole world tuned to the

01:19:58.149 --> 01:20:00.630
truth You can't hide from your man, can't hide

01:20:00.630 --> 01:20:06.229
from this boo Sidekick News Phone light flashing,

01:20:06.390 --> 01:20:08.810
who you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand,

01:20:08.869 --> 01:20:11.510
still shopping for the next T All teams stressing,

01:20:11.630 --> 01:20:13.510
trying to spin it for the press But the group

01:20:13.510 --> 01:20:16.270
chat meme got receipts on deck From the field

01:20:16.270 --> 01:20:18.989
goals, missing to the model in the mist One post,

01:20:19.069 --> 01:20:22.750
off life, next post, side twist, huh But the

01:20:22.750 --> 01:20:25.369
rents still split Funny how the timeline never

01:20:25.369 --> 01:20:28.130
shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what the

01:20:28.130 --> 01:20:30.689
headlines say I'm the voice in your car, you

01:20:30.689 --> 01:20:33.409
pretend you hate me Laughing at the drama, yeah,

01:20:33.470 --> 01:20:36.210
we know it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome

01:20:36.210 --> 01:20:39.130
back to the zoo This that side chick news, side

01:20:39.130 --> 01:20:42.649
chick news Right, I be gon' snooze Every fraud,

01:20:42.770 --> 01:20:45.770
every bling, every late night move We exposed,

01:20:45.970 --> 01:20:48.930
we amused Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

01:20:48.930 --> 01:20:53.899
cruise Side chick news You can hide from your

01:20:53.899 --> 01:20:56.779
man, can't hide from this fool. Side chick news.

01:20:58.960 --> 01:21:02.140
Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,

01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:05.260
breaking, breaking. Another is complicated situation.

01:21:05.819 --> 01:21:09.020
Another we were on a break. Expectation, explanation.

01:21:09.420 --> 01:21:12.159
If you gotta say we low key, that's the clue.

01:21:12.359 --> 01:21:16.479
You ain't made, you just headline fool. Side

01:21:16.479 --> 01:21:24.979
chick news. This that side chick news. This is

01:21:24.979 --> 01:21:28.020
Tampa Morning Radio's favorite segment. Mm -hmm.

01:21:29.340 --> 01:21:46.979
I'm in their cover band. Ah, man, I was so close

01:21:46.979 --> 01:21:48.880
to having a perfect transition. I was actually

01:21:48.880 --> 01:21:50.260
thinking in my head how perfect that was going

01:21:50.260 --> 01:21:52.619
to be, and then YouTube was muted. Giselle Bundchen

01:21:52.619 --> 01:21:55.359
is detailing her quieter life in Boston during

01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:58.060
her marriage to Tom Brady. She's a side chick.

01:22:01.520 --> 01:22:04.359
That was long. Speaking with W Magazine in an

01:22:04.359 --> 01:22:07.279
article published June 10th, Giselle says about

01:22:07.279 --> 01:22:10.619
her early career. Giz. Spirituality. I had moved

01:22:10.619 --> 01:22:12.579
to Boston and was living a much quieter life.

01:22:12.840 --> 01:22:16.340
Yeah, you know, boring. She wanted to cheat because

01:22:16.340 --> 01:22:20.600
her relationship began. on infidelity. Mm -hmm.

01:22:20.760 --> 01:22:22.840
Early in my career, everything was about achievement

01:22:22.840 --> 01:22:25.939
and saying yes to every opportunity. Every opportunity

01:22:25.939 --> 01:22:29.180
to cheat. Over time, I began to understand the

01:22:29.180 --> 01:22:31.779
importance of finding balance. There you go.

01:22:31.819 --> 01:22:33.939
I'm glad you figured it out, bitch. All right.

01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:37.399
It's still Alex Earl News. Gosh, you're annoying,

01:22:37.699 --> 01:22:40.159
Brian, but you know, we have to cover it. That's

01:22:40.159 --> 01:22:44.199
all we have to do. Brian Hoppy on the air. Yo,

01:22:44.260 --> 01:22:51.350
we back in this. And your cubicle Wherever you

01:22:51.350 --> 01:22:59.590
at We got another one to talk about Same clothes,

01:22:59.689 --> 01:23:02.630
same face, same pose Go tone thick like them

01:23:02.630 --> 01:23:05.310
fake friends' clothes Capture so deep it don't

01:23:05.310 --> 01:23:07.869
say one thing But the brand deal link always

01:23:07.869 --> 01:23:10.470
stay front page She rehearse that laugh that

01:23:10.470 --> 01:23:13.689
I'm just like you In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous

01:23:13.689 --> 01:23:15.909
view Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the

01:23:15.909 --> 01:23:18.630
podcast 10 Say a whole lot of words but there's

01:23:18.630 --> 01:23:21.670
nothing really there Alex Earl is a wannabe,

01:23:21.810 --> 01:23:26.399
call it daddy Wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every

01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:31.560
topic, everybody Yeah, all talk, all bluff But

01:23:31.560 --> 01:23:35.100
it's hollow in the center You forget about the

01:23:35.100 --> 01:23:38.760
dinner Alex Pearl is a wannabe, that's tragic

01:23:38.760 --> 01:23:42.279
Same script, same lines, all plastic Hoppy, I

01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:45.260
will call it out, that's a habit We allergic

01:23:45.260 --> 01:23:49.970
to the fake Yeah, we gotta have Story time hit,

01:23:50.029 --> 01:23:52.649
but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc

01:23:52.649 --> 01:23:55.489
every couple of years New boy, same plot, cue

01:23:55.489 --> 01:23:58.029
the ring light glow Like we ain't seen this rerun

01:23:58.029 --> 01:24:00.930
four seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm

01:24:00.930 --> 01:24:03.640
a Hot mess queen, but the hair never moves. Teeth

01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:06.260
way too clean. Every word, sound clip from a

01:24:06.260 --> 01:24:09.140
promo sheet. Whole life, one long. Sponsor me,

01:24:09.220 --> 01:24:13.960
angry. Alex Earl is a wannabe call a daddy. Wannabe.

01:24:14.180 --> 01:24:17.319
Wannabe. Wannabe. Trying to copy every topic,

01:24:17.479 --> 01:24:21.939
every baddie. Come on. All talk, all gloss. But

01:24:21.939 --> 01:24:25.340
it's hollow in the center. You put Cooey in the

01:24:25.340 --> 01:24:29.119
center. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic.

01:24:29.380 --> 01:25:00.359
Woo! We'll see you next time. Don't grab it,

01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:03.760
it's the mic, too heavy Don't drag it, nah Alex

01:25:03.760 --> 01:25:07.859
Earl is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe, wannabe,

01:25:07.859 --> 01:25:11.819
wannabe Tryna copy every topic, every baddie

01:25:11.819 --> 01:25:15.479
Come on, all, all talk, all glum But it's hollow

01:25:15.479 --> 01:25:19.699
in the center You forget about it, dinner Alex

01:25:19.699 --> 01:25:24.699
Earl is a wannabe That's tragic Copy Hot Topic!

01:25:25.689 --> 01:25:28.109
Alex Earl is stirring up rumors after hanging

01:25:28.109 --> 01:25:30.989
out with F1 driver Lando Norris in the south

01:25:30.989 --> 01:25:33.250
of France. The two spent several hours together

01:25:33.250 --> 01:25:36.050
at La Guérite, a popular restaurant in Cannes,

01:25:36.050 --> 01:25:39.130
surrounded by friends including Kylie's BFF.

01:25:39.449 --> 01:25:41.149
There's a picture of her laying on a couch. I

01:25:41.149 --> 01:25:44.960
would blow her! By the way, I'm surprised. She

01:25:44.960 --> 01:25:46.619
says she likes older guys. This guy's her age.

01:25:47.000 --> 01:25:49.399
Anastasia Karenikola. That's how you know it's

01:25:49.399 --> 01:25:50.960
not going to last is because they're the same

01:25:50.960 --> 01:25:52.600
age. Because she's got daddy issues because her

01:25:52.600 --> 01:25:55.359
daddy married Ashley Dupree, the woman who banged

01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:58.720
Governor Spitzer, the former governor of New

01:25:58.720 --> 01:26:01.560
York. She's a prostitute. She definitely doesn't.

01:26:01.619 --> 01:26:06.199
She's definitely not a Spitzer. Happy hour. Happy

01:26:06.199 --> 01:26:20.340
hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour

01:26:20.340 --> 01:26:22.779
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:26:22.779 --> 01:26:27.659
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:26:27.659 --> 01:26:33.680
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:26:33.680 --> 01:26:36.239
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:26:36.239 --> 01:26:38.680
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:41.340
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:26:41.340 --> 01:26:44.079
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,

01:26:44.100 --> 01:26:51.659
yeah, let me press this button right here. Don't

01:26:51.659 --> 01:26:54.279
worry, Fresno. Copy hour will be right back.

01:26:54.699 --> 01:26:57.100
Oh, yeah. Here's a banger from 20 years ago.

01:26:57.180 --> 01:26:59.859
It's frightening to say. That would be like talking

01:26:59.859 --> 01:27:01.800
about a song in the 80s if I was on the radio

01:27:01.800 --> 01:27:05.399
in 2006. Here's Vine and Herda. Or here's Vine

01:27:05.399 --> 01:27:08.739
and GLC with Herda. That's why I've never gotten

01:27:08.739 --> 01:27:10.899
a chance to do music radio. I cannot talk off

01:27:10.899 --> 01:27:12.539
songs for the life of me. But I can talk for

01:27:12.539 --> 01:27:32.899
an hour and a half. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. and a nice

01:27:32.899 --> 01:27:35.539
guy. I leave that to them dudes that shoot hoops.

01:27:35.600 --> 01:27:38.319
I'd rather roll through in a new coupe with chicks

01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:41.859
that get 200 to do shoots. Roll in a shooby -dooby

01:27:41.859 --> 01:27:44.340
while we listen to smooth grooves. Dude, I tried

01:27:44.340 --> 01:27:47.079
to told you I'm hot like magma and keep a move.

01:27:47.300 --> 01:27:49.899
I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum near the stash

01:27:49.899 --> 01:27:52.279
of the Magnums. Never know which one I'ma use.

01:27:52.500 --> 01:27:54.460
Right there, I got a couple people confused.

01:27:54.779 --> 01:27:58.640
If I never lose, if I never snooze, then I pop

01:27:58.640 --> 01:28:00.479
this shit and knock you out of your shoes. I

01:28:00.479 --> 01:28:03.520
shut down crew They rock TaylorMade suits and

01:28:03.520 --> 01:28:06.680
Louis shoes It's hard to do what I do Sonny like

01:28:06.680 --> 01:28:09.380
Evel Knievel, keep a watch face see through I

01:28:09.380 --> 01:28:11.520
do this for my people, sell them suits so they

01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:14.460
scream through My mom said I was a walking felony

01:28:14.460 --> 01:28:17.060
Cause I kept 16s in the closet like Kelly, shot

01:28:17.060 --> 01:28:43.340
with a cello I'm not a mad rapper, I'm a disgruntled

01:28:43.340 --> 01:28:45.659
MC And I'll teach you dudes bout tusslin' with

01:28:45.659 --> 01:28:48.579
me Truth is, I hate these marks I should've bought

01:28:48.579 --> 01:28:51.460
a Jamie's mark And leave these rappers handicapped

01:28:51.460 --> 01:28:53.880
park And when you see your boy out, bow down

01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:56.479
and kiss the ring With a crew about myself, I

01:28:56.479 --> 01:28:58.600
ain't worried about a thing This is Shaq City,

01:28:58.699 --> 01:29:01.939
man, where the f*** you from? Shit can't go up,

01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:04.779
she ain't gobblin' My partner Supreme told me,

01:29:04.819 --> 01:29:07.579
flows hard on these monkeys I hit pro gyms and

01:29:07.579 --> 01:29:09.760
told him, make my wrist chunky She ain't hung

01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:12.350
like donkey For them dudes who won't get nicknamed

01:29:12.350 --> 01:29:15.170
Beautiful, keep them brassin' Go man, you and

01:29:15.170 --> 01:29:19.609
me, I'm funky like Leg shots to let you know

01:29:19.609 --> 01:29:22.210
that I'm serious When the blocks get hot, I'm

01:29:22.210 --> 01:29:24.670
in the streets Spare chested, I got money invested

01:29:24.670 --> 01:29:28.149
Easy tested My dogs ain't walkin', them chickens

01:29:28.149 --> 01:29:30.729
ain't walkin' Them pigs ain't searchin', them

01:29:30.729 --> 01:29:33.529
birds ain't chirpin' I heard a mother, I heard

01:29:33.529 --> 01:29:35.729
a mother I heard a mother, I heard a mother I

01:29:35.729 --> 01:29:37.170
heard a mother, I heard a mother I heard a mother,

01:29:37.409 --> 01:29:38.949
I heard a mother I heard a mother, I heard a

01:29:38.949 --> 01:29:51.279
mother This ain't the young and restless, you

01:29:51.279 --> 01:29:53.619
can say the drama Life support a boy, put your

01:29:53.619 --> 01:29:56.539
life on pause like a comma Who you cuttin' corners,

01:29:56.699 --> 01:29:59.119
who you stackin' money It's a game time comedians,

01:29:59.380 --> 01:30:02.340
man, they get to actin' funny I know the MCs,

01:30:02.359 --> 01:30:05.420
the real MCs Shamos ain't grew, man, them n****s

01:30:05.420 --> 01:30:08.500
was shoppin' with me Get a pumpkin head in front

01:30:08.500 --> 01:30:11.319
of your Lidota You a broke pop machine, but you

01:30:11.319 --> 01:30:14.520
out of order I'ma come and get you, don't make

01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:16.659
me keep you We hit you up for shells like a snail

01:30:16.659 --> 01:30:20.039
or a armadillo Watch the blue lights with the

01:30:20.039 --> 01:30:23.520
blue films Make them look like you got gears

01:30:23.520 --> 01:30:26.579
This ain't artificial, made of sh** We didn't

01:30:26.579 --> 01:30:28.500
throw him in like Michigan and hope the n***a

01:30:28.500 --> 01:30:31.800
can't swim And if he can't, I guess he won't

01:30:31.800 --> 01:30:34.180
live Give him names, get your w**k changed, he

01:30:34.180 --> 01:30:39.060
ain't hate a beat Fuckin' enemies and searchin'

01:30:39.060 --> 01:31:11.960
out empire And she'll see what I've heard of.

01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:15.380
All right. Let's do Hoppy's Hoops and a Tampa

01:31:15.380 --> 01:31:34.239
Bay honors. Welcome to Hoppy's Hoops. Now there's

01:31:34.239 --> 01:31:38.180
something completely different. Door is closing.

01:31:42.189 --> 01:32:32.170
oh Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

01:32:32.170 --> 01:32:35.289
listened to radio show on the planet. And the

01:32:35.289 --> 01:33:11.380
other stations are tuned in too. Hoppy on the

01:33:11.380 --> 01:33:14.819
mic, breaking down the scenes NBA drama, living

01:33:14.819 --> 01:33:17.619
out the dreams Fancy wives wild, stories about

01:33:17.619 --> 01:33:20.260
the queens Dropping dollars, bombs all in on

01:33:20.260 --> 01:33:23.359
the schemes Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all

01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:26.939
Screw sandals to the court, rise and fall Tune

01:33:26.939 --> 01:33:29.960
in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy, I don't got

01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:33.449
that shock at all MJ to Kobe, legends in the

01:33:33.449 --> 01:33:36.430
game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.

01:33:36.909 --> 01:33:39.989
Javi's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind the

01:33:39.989 --> 01:33:42.850
curtain, nothing left the same. Javi's moves,

01:33:42.930 --> 01:33:46.390
man, he knows it all. So, here we go. And Tony

01:33:46.390 --> 01:33:51.729
Parker reunited at the NBA Finals. Charles Barkley

01:33:51.729 --> 01:33:54.489
is daring ESPN to fire him over that boob comment.

01:33:54.670 --> 01:33:56.569
But he said he'll have to get paid for six or

01:33:56.569 --> 01:34:02.710
seven years anyway. Oh, sure. I got it. A lot

01:34:02.710 --> 01:34:21.479
of room. A lot of room. Oh, sure. I got it. I

01:34:21.479 --> 01:34:26.460
got it. Taylor Swift was at the game last night

01:34:26.460 --> 01:34:29.340
and was annoying. I talked to Fester from the

01:34:29.340 --> 01:34:31.539
MJ Morning Show. He said he liked it. I thought

01:34:31.539 --> 01:34:34.920
it was annoying. But he's also a nice guy. I

01:34:34.920 --> 01:34:39.439
am kind of nice. I also have jackass tendencies.

01:34:40.319 --> 01:34:47.859
I don't know if you know that. I got it. I got

01:34:47.859 --> 01:34:58.539
it. We got so much NBA coverage. Now, if you

01:34:58.539 --> 01:35:01.840
want to hear the X's and O's of the NBA, turn

01:35:01.840 --> 01:35:04.779
on SiriusXM radio for the NBA channel. But if

01:35:04.779 --> 01:35:09.119
you want to hear about the X's and O's, you're

01:35:09.119 --> 01:35:12.760
at the right place. Last night's game was crazy.

01:35:12.899 --> 01:35:15.239
I don't know why. When they were up 29, I just

01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:16.840
knew the Knicks were going to come back. I don't

01:35:16.840 --> 01:35:18.680
know why. I mean, when the Spurs were up 29,

01:35:18.800 --> 01:35:19.939
I knew the Knicks were going to come back. I

01:35:19.939 --> 01:35:22.840
just had a feeling. I just kind of thought it

01:35:22.840 --> 01:35:27.159
wasn't going to happen. And I was kind of right.

01:35:27.939 --> 01:35:30.300
All right. We got so much NBA fucking stuff here.

01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:33.140
Jesus Christ. I feel overwhelmed. All right.

01:35:33.159 --> 01:35:34.539
Where do we want to start here? Even though you

01:35:34.539 --> 01:35:36.739
can't see anything I'm doing. Let's start with

01:35:36.739 --> 01:35:38.479
them talking about the greatest show to ever

01:35:38.479 --> 01:35:42.340
hit TV inside the NBA. So let me rewind this

01:35:42.340 --> 01:35:45.819
and let me press this button right here on the

01:35:45.819 --> 01:35:52.079
other computer. Bernie Johnson, but they call

01:35:52.079 --> 01:35:54.619
me EJ. I host a little show called Inside the

01:35:54.619 --> 01:36:00.359
NBA. For 37 years. Inside the NBA has been the

01:36:00.359 --> 01:36:02.659
destination for all things basketball. You have

01:36:02.659 --> 01:36:04.680
to go through people in the playoffs. And so

01:36:04.680 --> 01:36:11.260
much more. Walking through the set. Since 2011,

01:36:11.500 --> 01:36:14.699
the largely unscripted host. Oh yeah, I love

01:36:14.699 --> 01:36:18.000
it. It's great. Shaq, EJ, Kenny, and Chuck have

01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:20.859
propelled the show to new heights. And now, in

01:36:20.859 --> 01:36:23.420
partnership with TNT Sports, are part of the

01:36:23.420 --> 01:36:25.760
Disney family. We're still in Atlanta Studio

01:36:25.760 --> 01:36:29.800
J, but now we're on ESPN. Welcome. And what better

01:36:29.800 --> 01:36:31.840
time to catch up with the gang... Come on in,

01:36:31.840 --> 01:36:36.199
Chuck. Chuck, how are you? Doing good, bro. ...than

01:36:36.199 --> 01:36:39.079
during their first NBA Finals. Don't make me

01:36:39.079 --> 01:36:41.000
knock you out on Good Morning. It really is awesome

01:36:41.000 --> 01:36:44.140
having him on the NBA Finals. And not that Jackass!

01:36:45.659 --> 01:36:48.750
No, that's Stephen A. Smith. This isn't inside

01:36:48.750 --> 01:36:50.649
the NBA. We're just on your set. We're lucky

01:36:50.649 --> 01:36:52.649
this is not good night, America. What has kept

01:36:52.649 --> 01:36:55.729
the show going so strong, so beloved through

01:36:55.729 --> 01:36:57.550
all the iterations? Well, I'm going to answer

01:36:57.550 --> 01:37:00.390
first because I'm the youngest here. But Ernie

01:37:00.390 --> 01:37:02.909
is the godfather, the principal, the father.

01:37:03.430 --> 01:37:06.529
I tell him all the time I'm happy to be sitting

01:37:06.529 --> 01:37:09.470
here next to him. I love him. This is the greatest

01:37:09.470 --> 01:37:11.670
show, in my opinion, because of this gentleman

01:37:11.670 --> 01:37:15.319
right here. we have reached a perfect balance

01:37:15.319 --> 01:37:19.600
of if you want to talk about basketball this

01:37:19.600 --> 01:37:22.840
guy that guy myself we got good opinions but

01:37:22.840 --> 01:37:25.640
we want you to have fun because let's be honest

01:37:26.319 --> 01:37:29.079
It's just stupid basketball. We ain't saving

01:37:29.079 --> 01:37:31.460
the world. In a basketball analogy, everybody

01:37:31.460 --> 01:37:34.119
has a role to play on the team. My job is a point

01:37:34.119 --> 01:37:37.479
guard and facilitate. Shooter, go ahead and save.

01:37:38.880 --> 01:37:42.899
So there's that. Adorable guys. And then here

01:37:42.899 --> 01:37:44.680
they are talking to Ben Stiller about what it

01:37:44.680 --> 01:37:46.180
would have been like. This is before the game

01:37:46.180 --> 01:37:50.800
began if the team blew a 2 -0 lead. Have the

01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:54.479
idea crept in your mind of how debilitating it

01:37:54.479 --> 01:37:57.640
would be to Knicks fans and Knicks kingdom all

01:37:57.640 --> 01:38:02.420
around to lose a 2 -0 lead? Look what you're

01:38:02.420 --> 01:38:04.579
putting out in the universe. Put that in the

01:38:04.579 --> 01:38:07.180
ether, man. Have y 'all thought about that? Charles

01:38:07.180 --> 01:38:09.680
says that a lot, the ether thing. Or do you not

01:38:09.680 --> 01:38:13.000
let that even reach through the seams? Not until

01:38:13.000 --> 01:38:16.140
you just said it, Draymond. Oh, my God. No, I

01:38:16.140 --> 01:38:18.340
know you've been a big Knicks fan for a long

01:38:18.340 --> 01:38:21.380
time. I mean, I want to see you all do well.

01:38:21.479 --> 01:38:24.180
I love how y 'all have rolled for this. No, nobody's

01:38:24.180 --> 01:38:27.500
thinking that way at all. At all. I think the

01:38:27.500 --> 01:38:30.600
mindset is locked in. I think what I said, you

01:38:30.600 --> 01:38:32.539
know, this was a crazy run. We didn't have any

01:38:32.539 --> 01:38:34.739
losses. He just seems like a twat, doesn't he?

01:38:37.170 --> 01:38:43.010
And then here's, at halftime, here is them saying

01:38:43.010 --> 01:38:48.470
why Carl Anthony Towns getting two fouls is not

01:38:48.470 --> 01:38:51.390
good. Chuck, it's not often that we see a play

01:38:51.390 --> 01:38:53.789
that happened a minute and five seconds into

01:38:53.789 --> 01:38:57.630
a game determine the outcome of a game. But for

01:38:57.630 --> 01:39:00.270
all intents and purposes, it has. Yeah, that

01:39:00.270 --> 01:39:02.369
play changed the entire dynamic of the first

01:39:02.369 --> 01:39:04.909
half. You know, it's interesting, too, because...

01:39:05.800 --> 01:39:08.199
They kind of got it right and wrong because they

01:39:08.199 --> 01:39:12.060
called it late. Because he grabbed him way into

01:39:12.060 --> 01:39:14.500
the play. Now, this is definitely a foul. So

01:39:14.500 --> 01:39:18.739
instead of Vic's first foul of the night, it

01:39:18.739 --> 01:39:22.000
turned into Cat's second foul a minute into the

01:39:22.000 --> 01:39:25.159
game. There you go. So there's that. And then

01:39:25.159 --> 01:39:29.020
here's Charles Barkley talking to Dan Patrick

01:39:29.020 --> 01:39:40.340
about the Cardi B stuff. Cardi D's? It looked

01:39:40.340 --> 01:39:45.119
like bees to me, Dan. It looked like bees to

01:39:45.119 --> 01:39:50.920
me. Does anybody say anything to you? When's

01:39:50.920 --> 01:39:53.279
the last time management or somebody said, Chuck,

01:39:53.300 --> 01:39:57.840
can't say that? Dan, you know, I'm hoping they

01:39:57.840 --> 01:40:04.399
fire me. You know, I got six years. I got six

01:40:04.399 --> 01:40:06.399
or seven years left on my contract that they

01:40:06.399 --> 01:40:08.960
know I got no chance of doing. Come on, dude.

01:40:09.060 --> 01:40:10.619
Do it forever until you die because then you're

01:40:10.619 --> 01:40:12.659
just going to die when you retire. I would love

01:40:12.659 --> 01:40:14.359
for them to fire me and have to pay me for the

01:40:14.359 --> 01:40:16.560
next six or seven years. There you go. There's

01:40:16.560 --> 01:40:19.340
Charles Barkley. And here is Josh Hart after

01:40:19.340 --> 01:40:23.020
the game. What just happened? Oh, wait, no. This

01:40:23.020 --> 01:40:26.199
is Jose Alvarado. That's called makes basketball.

01:40:26.380 --> 01:40:29.100
Stay together. Being together. And look at this

01:40:29.100 --> 01:40:31.949
fucking energy, man. Mm -hmm. That's what we're

01:40:31.949 --> 01:40:35.369
doing for right here. Hell yeah, he's sore. I

01:40:35.369 --> 01:40:40.869
don't think I'm here. We got this. Taylor Swift

01:40:40.869 --> 01:40:43.229
and Kylie Jenner are proving there's no bad blood.

01:40:43.489 --> 01:40:45.430
After the New York Knicks beat the San Antonio

01:40:45.430 --> 01:40:48.310
Spurs in Game 4 of the NBA Finals June 10th at

01:40:48.310 --> 01:40:50.909
New York's Madison Square Garden, Taylor, who

01:40:50.909 --> 01:40:53.369
attended the game and sat... It was so frickin'

01:40:53.369 --> 01:40:55.970
nauseating. She's so awkward when she dances.

01:40:57.010 --> 01:41:02.310
Look at me! Look at me! And I know the sweat

01:41:02.310 --> 01:41:03.729
these are going to come out of the word work

01:41:03.729 --> 01:41:07.170
because they're a parasocial moron. But look

01:41:07.170 --> 01:41:12.050
at me. I'm dancing. I'm dancing. Oh, next to

01:41:12.050 --> 01:41:14.310
Mariska Hargitay and Esty and Alana Hayes. Look

01:41:14.310 --> 01:41:16.350
at us. We don't know how to dance in a basketball

01:41:16.350 --> 01:41:19.989
game. Had a run in with Kylie Jenner, who was

01:41:19.989 --> 01:41:22.810
also in attendance with her diehard Knicks fan

01:41:22.810 --> 01:41:25.390
boyfriend, Timothee Chalamet. Yeah, he's got

01:41:25.390 --> 01:41:29.390
a beanie. In video posted to Instagram by Sportsish,

01:41:29.649 --> 01:41:32.210
Kylie and Taylor are seen exchanging pleasantries

01:41:32.210 --> 01:41:34.430
on the court. I wonder if they had a threesome

01:41:34.430 --> 01:41:36.789
with Shelly Maylander. Each other a warm hug

01:41:36.789 --> 01:41:39.489
after the game. Look at me! I'm making everything

01:41:39.489 --> 01:41:45.569
about me! Fairweather moron, go away! Aren't

01:41:45.569 --> 01:41:48.029
you from Philly? As Kylie tells the pop star,

01:41:48.149 --> 01:41:50.909
quote, wasn't that crazy? Referring to the nail

01:41:50.909 --> 01:41:53.489
-biter ending. Yeah, you know, Taylor's like,

01:41:53.510 --> 01:41:56.890
what? I was busy dancing. I'm done! The actual

01:41:56.890 --> 01:41:59.710
moment comes nearly a decade after Taylor clashed

01:41:59.710 --> 01:42:02.729
with Kylie's older sister, Kim Kardashian. Whatever.

01:42:03.210 --> 01:42:08.869
They all clash because they're all morons. Jalen

01:42:08.869 --> 01:42:11.270
Brunson can always count on at least this one

01:42:11.270 --> 01:42:13.949
celebrity to be by his side. The Knicks point

01:42:13.949 --> 01:42:16.430
guard who helped secure the team's epic comeback

01:42:16.430 --> 01:42:19.050
against the San Antonio Spurs during Game 4 of

01:42:19.050 --> 01:42:22.210
the NBA Finals June 10th recently revealed his

01:42:22.210 --> 01:42:24.810
Mount Rushmore of front row spectators during

01:42:24.810 --> 01:42:27.310
his appearance on the Richard Jefferson show.

01:42:27.630 --> 01:42:30.569
My number one, love her to death. She knows it.

01:42:30.590 --> 01:42:34.909
I thought this was like his wife's mom or something.

01:42:35.890 --> 01:42:44.250
Oh. There you go. So that's number one. Here's

01:42:44.250 --> 01:42:48.710
Jeremy Lin saying he's tried to reject the Rockets

01:42:48.710 --> 01:42:51.350
$29 million offer to stay with the Knicks. I

01:42:51.350 --> 01:42:55.289
was crushed. And my agent is just telling me,

01:42:55.329 --> 01:42:57.609
like, be prepared that they won't match. And

01:42:57.609 --> 01:42:59.909
I'm like, there's no way. There's no way. I got

01:42:59.909 --> 01:43:02.850
to go back to New York. Yeah. Carmelo really

01:43:02.850 --> 01:43:06.800
screwed him. There was no contract. They could

01:43:06.800 --> 01:43:09.640
have offered me three years, nine million, but

01:43:09.640 --> 01:43:11.500
there wasn't even that offer on the table. And

01:43:11.500 --> 01:43:15.319
when the Rockets offer came in, the first question

01:43:15.319 --> 01:43:17.779
I asked my agent is, are the Knicks going to

01:43:17.779 --> 01:43:20.260
match this? He's like, I don't know. And I was

01:43:20.260 --> 01:43:22.939
like, can you go back to the Rockets and tell

01:43:22.939 --> 01:43:25.279
them we won't accept this offer? We only want

01:43:25.279 --> 01:43:27.760
a lower offer. I tried to take less. I was like,

01:43:27.779 --> 01:43:30.520
I was trying to sabotage the Rockets offer. Good,

01:43:30.600 --> 01:43:32.800
good, good econ major. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:33.000 --> 01:43:36.640
There's a... Here's country Perkins on a segment

01:43:36.640 --> 01:43:38.739
that's sponsored by draft Kings talking about

01:43:38.739 --> 01:43:43.439
gambling. Sports will never be the same. Okay.

01:43:43.500 --> 01:43:46.840
And when I say that is because what is the biggest

01:43:46.840 --> 01:43:50.479
thing that's involved around sports right now?

01:43:51.100 --> 01:43:56.180
Gambling. It is gambling. And so everybody in

01:43:56.180 --> 01:44:00.140
a mama, great aunties, great grandmothers, everybody

01:44:00.140 --> 01:44:03.779
plays a bit. Everybody places a bet. We just

01:44:03.779 --> 01:44:05.479
finished doing one here. No, I'm just saying.

01:44:05.899 --> 01:44:09.119
So seriously, emotions are hot. Yeah, you have

01:44:09.119 --> 01:44:11.359
rowdy fans out there, and I'm not justifying

01:44:11.359 --> 01:44:13.560
for somebody putting their hands on somebody

01:44:13.560 --> 01:44:16.819
because they're wearing a team jersey. You know,

01:44:16.840 --> 01:44:18.720
DraftKings was crapping their pants during this.

01:44:18.840 --> 01:44:21.300
They're a fan of a team. I'm not ever justifying

01:44:21.300 --> 01:44:23.920
that, but what I'm saying is we have to learn

01:44:23.920 --> 01:44:27.560
and we have to be mindful that emotions are going

01:44:27.560 --> 01:44:30.560
to be hot. There you go. There's them. And there's

01:44:30.560 --> 01:44:34.079
this. Oh, fuck. I had YouTube muted. I try so

01:44:34.079 --> 01:44:37.899
hard, man. Jay -Z is showing off his hair transformation.

01:44:38.420 --> 01:44:40.739
The rapper's been famously sporting long, free

01:44:40.739 --> 01:44:43.979
-form locks for the last nine years. So he had

01:44:43.979 --> 01:44:48.640
an afro at the NBA Finals. Riveting! Here's Gilbert

01:44:48.640 --> 01:44:54.260
Arenas talking about... He says, Victor Wimbinyama

01:44:54.260 --> 01:44:57.539
and the Spurs... feel comfortable playing because

01:44:57.539 --> 01:44:59.199
the Knicks crowd is dead. And this was in the

01:44:59.199 --> 01:45:13.079
first half. There's that. And then here's the

01:45:13.079 --> 01:45:16.220
Knicks radio announcer with a mic on. She might've

01:45:16.220 --> 01:45:21.720
even known talking about Taylor. Here it is right

01:45:21.720 --> 01:45:24.710
here. No, I think Gray was just saying her name

01:45:24.710 --> 01:45:27.289
for no reason to distract me. No, that's her.

01:45:27.409 --> 01:45:29.930
Yeah, but where? With that long ponytail. Ain't

01:45:29.930 --> 01:45:40.270
that her in the blue? Like, that's her. I don't

01:45:40.270 --> 01:45:42.170
know if I believe you. Wow, look at Tyler go.

01:45:42.770 --> 01:45:44.550
You don't even know where you're looking. He's

01:45:44.550 --> 01:45:52.579
zooming in on his iPhone. Yeah, sure. She's not

01:45:52.579 --> 01:45:58.100
a Knicks fan. Get out of here, girl. She's not

01:45:58.100 --> 01:46:00.079
a Knicks fan. Get out of here, girl. That's how

01:46:00.079 --> 01:46:22.010
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01:55:31.890 --> 01:55:36.770
you. Oh, I see you, homie. Stay late tonight,

01:55:36.869 --> 01:55:39.569
right? You know what happens when I stay late.

01:55:40.869 --> 01:55:45.390
Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear it's like this every

01:55:45.390 --> 01:55:56.050
single time. Get on the zone with when shit be

01:55:56.050 --> 01:55:58.149
going right, while I just flip into the wrong

01:55:58.149 --> 01:56:00.729
shit. The tier I belong to, the artists I put

01:56:00.729 --> 01:56:02.890
on with. Don't ever ask for nothing, cause them

01:56:02.890 --> 01:56:05.069
niggas got their own shit. Me and we used to

01:56:05.069 --> 01:56:07.470
like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari

01:56:07.470 --> 01:56:09.810
with the red seats. I call it playing checkers.

01:56:09.829 --> 01:56:12.409
I'm never doing verses. I'm forever giving lectures.

01:56:12.550 --> 01:56:14.579
If you're trying to meet with money, I be. Happy

01:56:14.579 --> 01:56:17.399
to connect ya, life gets better than it's ever

01:56:17.399 --> 01:56:19.859
been Scheduling million dollar meetings with

01:56:19.859 --> 01:56:22.359
the president Someone cut the lights on, wet

01:56:22.359 --> 01:56:25.579
as Thomas Edison Got a new condo, watch me as

01:56:25.579 --> 01:56:29.180
I settle in I deserve a MTV show for me and my

01:56:29.180 --> 01:56:31.699
people And if you turn the zone, I got a whole

01:56:31.699 --> 01:56:34.319
swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and they

01:56:34.319 --> 01:56:37.000
women all deceitful Added to they subtract me,

01:56:37.039 --> 01:56:40.010
I'll never be an equal Last place Drizzy is the

01:56:40.010 --> 01:56:42.550
nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just write

01:56:42.550 --> 01:56:44.890
every single thing you need down Then he got

01:56:44.890 --> 01:56:47.569
it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout to

01:56:47.569 --> 01:56:50.689
start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah,

01:56:50.770 --> 01:56:53.430
and I should have the most braggin' rights Because

01:56:53.430 --> 01:56:56.489
the niggas spit crack, bag it tight Ain't what

01:56:56.489 --> 01:56:58.310
rappers say, they tryin' to get their swagger

01:56:58.310 --> 01:57:00.770
right Cause I done came with more fire than a

01:57:00.770 --> 01:57:03.550
dragon fight You pussy -ass hater, you should

01:57:03.550 --> 01:57:05.689
do you You ain't heard of me, then you should

01:57:05.689 --> 01:57:08.180
go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a rap Red

01:57:08.180 --> 01:57:11.319
Clue, Wayne's here, Su Wu, bet he felt that like

01:57:11.319 --> 01:57:14.220
the end of a pool cue, but I ain't banging, I

01:57:14.220 --> 01:57:17.380
ain't waving no flag, I'm ATF, but they ain't

01:57:17.380 --> 01:57:19.960
seeing no badge, it's heartbreak Drake, I hate

01:57:19.960 --> 01:57:22.859
to see him so sad, I could sun you, See a little

01:57:22.859 --> 01:57:25.560
me and yo dad I'm the same yellow boy that used

01:57:25.560 --> 01:57:27.720
to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty

01:57:27.720 --> 01:57:30.619
thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like

01:57:30.619 --> 01:57:34.199
Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,

01:57:34.260 --> 01:57:37.800
stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about

01:57:37.800 --> 01:57:40.600
me And know the game really ain't shit without

01:57:40.600 --> 01:57:43.560
me She might have to pay me but I dick her down

01:57:43.560 --> 01:57:45.800
free Wanna know if it's the truth then pull the

01:57:45.800 --> 01:58:01.739
zipper down and see This is my promise. I'ma

01:58:01.739 --> 01:58:03.939
bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners.

01:58:04.000 --> 01:58:06.819
And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I

01:58:06.819 --> 01:58:09.479
pick the buck up and buck up, then buck up again.

01:58:09.579 --> 01:58:12.100
I would buck up your friend, then suck up her

01:58:12.100 --> 01:58:14.760
twin. I put the buck up to him, then buck up

01:58:14.760 --> 01:58:17.819
and buck up and buck up again. Suck nut, you

01:58:17.819 --> 01:58:20.699
duck, fuck your unloving kin. Now don't rub it

01:58:20.699 --> 01:58:24.600
in like Uberderm on a new tattoo. I had to kick

01:58:24.600 --> 01:58:27.859
my princess up out my casso. That who never had

01:58:27.859 --> 01:58:30.770
that dude always had a black Even when I was

01:58:30.770 --> 01:58:32.770
at school, cause bullies aren't bulletproof.

01:58:32.869 --> 01:58:35.250
Red Scott hoodie too, probably ain't as good

01:58:35.250 --> 01:58:37.710
as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in

01:58:37.710 --> 01:58:39.810
the hood is you. I do everything good as you

01:58:39.810 --> 01:58:42.189
know, I do everything better. I get paid for

01:58:42.189 --> 01:58:46.210
every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone, like

01:58:46.210 --> 01:58:48.890
a dog motherfucker. I am gone for your neck.

01:58:49.229 --> 01:58:51.710
Intercept, intercept, bring it back. Like work

01:58:51.710 --> 01:58:54.350
in the trunk and my exit coming up. Yeah, I am

01:58:54.350 --> 01:58:57.810
headed to the butt like, butt, butt again, Mike.

01:58:57.979 --> 01:59:00.979
Fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck

01:59:00.979 --> 01:59:04.319
Corinne, let's get bucks again And fuckin' spend

01:59:04.319 --> 01:59:08.140
them bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told

01:59:08.140 --> 01:59:10.920
you I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,

01:59:11.020 --> 01:59:13.239
it bout to pop out Let's get it, let's get it,

01:59:13.260 --> 01:59:15.579
motherfucker, what you waitin' on? It is about

01:59:15.579 --> 01:59:18.460
a minivan fist and I'm about to get shitty I'm

01:59:18.460 --> 01:59:21.260
with it if money is the it you want me with And

01:59:21.260 --> 01:59:23.619
I probably just spit on the chick you want me

01:59:23.619 --> 01:59:26.399
with And I hate a phony bitch Only like I'm only

01:59:26.399 --> 01:59:28.960
thick and I own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm

01:59:28.960 --> 01:59:31.560
gonna need fit. And I just sold a lot of property

01:59:31.560 --> 01:59:34.000
to a buyer. And I think his name was kind of

01:59:34.000 --> 01:59:36.779
like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.

01:59:36.899 --> 01:59:38.840
I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes

01:59:38.840 --> 01:59:41.060
to the game, I'm too willing to play harder.

01:59:41.079 --> 01:59:45.539
So harder I do. There he go. They chant MVP when

01:59:45.539 --> 01:59:49.510
I shoot a free throw. CEO. Jazz what they do.

01:59:49.710 --> 01:59:52.010
The haters on their face and in their asses.

01:59:52.010 --> 01:59:55.270
The shoes. Faster than you. Badder than you.

01:59:55.689 --> 01:59:59.130
Radder than you. Etc. I told you I get paid by

01:59:59.130 --> 02:00:03.470
the letter. Like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,

02:00:03.510 --> 02:00:09.210
K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V. W, X, Y,

02:00:09.210 --> 02:00:13.170
Z, Z. Top. Yes, he rocks. And me and Jizzy both

02:00:13.170 --> 02:00:16.550
wrote on detox. That was just a footnote. How

02:00:16.550 --> 02:00:19.090
long can he could go? Wondering when he stop,

02:00:19.250 --> 02:00:22.409
bitch when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin'

02:00:22.430 --> 02:00:25.630
to the sheet rock Bend in the heat, I send burnt

02:00:25.630 --> 02:01:07.220
skin The end Young Mula, baby Let's go! I'm here.

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Academy of Martial Arts at AmirAcademy .com.

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2700 22nd Street North in Edmonton, St. Petersburg.

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Women's self -defense classes, kids' classes,

02:01:17.380 --> 02:01:20.220
MMA classes, whatever the hell you need. I'll

02:01:20.220 --> 02:01:23.460
go. Hi there. What's ChasePrinting .com, the

02:01:23.460 --> 02:01:27.359
best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business

02:01:27.359 --> 02:01:30.359
cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell

02:01:30.359 --> 02:01:34.020
you need printed up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,

02:01:34.199 --> 02:01:38.569
I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live

02:01:38.569 --> 02:01:40.649
in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

02:01:40.649 --> 02:01:47.750
.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

02:01:47.750 --> 02:01:49.449
to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

02:01:49.449 --> 02:01:53.289
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

02:01:53.289 --> 02:01:57.010
DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

02:01:57.010 --> 02:01:59.109
truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

02:01:59.750 --> 02:02:02.310
That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

02:02:02.590 --> 02:02:05.909
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

02:02:05.909 --> 02:02:08.430
of who they are. People with autism normally

02:02:08.430 --> 02:02:11.010
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

02:02:11.010 --> 02:02:14.329
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

02:02:14.789 --> 02:02:17.609
In a recent study, people with autism are less

02:02:17.609 --> 02:02:20.329
likely to have a job and more likely to become

02:02:20.329 --> 02:02:23.600
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

02:02:23.600 --> 02:02:26.899
and family, having a college education. I have

02:02:26.899 --> 02:02:29.380
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

02:02:29.380 --> 02:02:31.720
an honorary personality for many years. Always

02:02:31.720 --> 02:02:33.699
remember that people with autism want the same

02:02:33.699 --> 02:02:36.539
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

02:02:36.539 --> 02:02:39.460
find out more about autism, please contact your

02:02:39.460 --> 02:02:42.659
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

02:02:42.659 --> 02:02:45.020
.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

02:02:45.020 --> 02:02:48.189
your kindness. Tick -tock, clock's a -jookin',

02:02:48.189 --> 02:02:50.189
playin' cool breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost

02:02:50.189 --> 02:02:52.670
done, feels like robbery in banks. Cryin' hoppy

02:02:52.670 --> 02:02:54.590
on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams.

02:02:54.829 --> 02:02:57.090
Syndicated scarl, now it's time to shatter dreams.

02:02:57.470 --> 02:03:00.710
Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close. Radio

02:03:00.710 --> 02:03:03.670
waves, made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and

02:03:03.670 --> 02:03:06.489
joy, dissolvin' in the air. But we'll keep the

02:03:06.489 --> 02:03:16.109
rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. The laughter's

02:03:16.109 --> 02:03:19.010
growing dim Ear drums mixing Hoppy like fingers

02:03:19.010 --> 02:03:22.250
without rings VHX to FM Shout out to the street

02:03:22.250 --> 02:03:24.670
As soon as sound will vanish Like shadows in

02:03:24.670 --> 02:03:27.970
the heat The hoppy hour is coming to a close

02:03:27.970 --> 02:03:31.409
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter

02:03:31.409 --> 02:03:34.090
and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep

02:03:34.090 --> 02:03:42.989
the rhythm Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's

02:03:42.989 --> 02:03:45.609
buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Ear drums

02:03:45.609 --> 02:04:17.460
mixing Like shadows in the heat. Like clockwork

02:04:17.460 --> 02:04:19.760
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like

02:04:19.760 --> 02:04:22.960
a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

02:04:22.960 --> 02:04:25.699
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

02:04:25.699 --> 02:04:34.420
a canyon line Line Empty speakers, silent thighs

02:04:34.420 --> 02:04:36.979
But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

02:04:36.979 --> 02:04:39.840
Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jacks

02:04:39.840 --> 02:04:42.380
He's our daily grind Now silence louder Than

02:04:42.380 --> 02:04:45.340
the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy hour

02:04:45.340 --> 02:05:24.039
is coming Oh, it's just so unfair And like that,

02:05:24.220 --> 02:05:28.039
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.

02:05:28.359 --> 02:05:32.819
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

02:05:32.819 --> 02:05:35.760
poop. I'll kick you a little. And we'll call

02:05:35.760 --> 02:05:48.720
it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour

02:05:48.720 --> 02:06:05.020
is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door

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is closing.