Comedians Are Sociopaths! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.12.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I kind of like comedians, but being

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around all of them with, like, Mike Calton, they're

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all douchebags. They all have small day energy,

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and they think they're better than you, and they

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overthink everything. And we have a clip here.

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Jeff Dye supposedly wanted to be on WrestleMania.

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When I worked with Calta, Jeff Dye was on the

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show. He's likable enough. He's accomplished

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a lot in life because he got the bang. The good

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old person, unknown as Kristen Cavallari. But

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then again, half a Hollywood splatter. He's funny.

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He's likable. But he has an ego. And supposedly,

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he wanted to be a part of the comedy team at

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WrestleMania. But no offense to him. He was never

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truly a part of it. He was applying for it and

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was trying to be like, he was like an outsider

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going in. He never had a chance. So what happened

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was he ended up getting waved from it and not

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invited. He got mad, but he was inviting himself

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onto the team. He was trying to force himself

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to be a part of something that wasn't his. So

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here's Jeff Dye crying about his career. Let

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me pot up the board. That might help you guys

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to hear it. Should we talk about Kill Tony? I

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did Kill Tony. It was very fun. Shout out to

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Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony Hinchcliffe has wiggled

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his little way into all of his dreams coming

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true as far as, you know, he's got money. He's

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in the city he loves. He's friends with people

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as cool as Joe Rogan and others. Yeah, Jeff Dye

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sounds very jealous. One of the best things I

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think you can do with your success is... Fart?

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Or power, or celebrity, or money, or whatever.

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Using it to wiggle your way into your other interests,

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right? So, like, I've worked really hard at being

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a stand -up comedian. And I will try to wring

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that... Any little remote success I've ever had,

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I try to wring it out so that I can go... Yeah,

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by him saying remote success, he doesn't feel

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happy about himself. And this is the problem

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with... comedians is they're very self -conscious.

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They're all narcissistic people that had bad

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childhoods and they're very tumultuous. They're

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very controversial to be around. They're funny.

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They're talented. But they use people and then

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wonder by the time they're 40 why they're alone.

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Go to baseball games. Meet baseball players.

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Go to wrestling events. Hang out with wrestlers.

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I've tried my best for those kind of things.

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And so has Tony. So for Tony to have his own

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Kill Tony show at WrestleMania, that is a Tony

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Hinchcliffe wet dream. Oh, yeah. Think of anything

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Tony would like better than... You know, he's

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got a wet dream watching the guys there. Mm -hmm.

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Hollister! That he gets to be at WrestleMania

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both nights, real good seats. And then at night

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he gets to like have the wrestlers come perform.

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Tony, like that's pretty cool. Well, as you guys

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know, I was already going to WrestleMania because

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of the gracious and genius and sweet Paul Heyman.

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Formerly Paul E. Dangerously from ECW. Paul Heyman.

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Very generously left me two nights of WrestleMania

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entertainment at the box office, and we got to

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go. Me and my buddy Cole went, and it was awesome.

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So anyways, because Tony was going to be there,

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I was like, hey, I'm already going to be there.

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Can I perform? And Tony's like, hell yeah, come

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on the show. So I go out, and everything I'm

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going to say I hope is not taken out of context,

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but I'll just be as honest as I can be. Everyone

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did bad but me. I'm just being honest. I know

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that sounds terrible. Alright, then why weren't

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you selected? Terrible. William Montgomery did

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not do well. Yeah, I don't like comedians. You're

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a douchebag! And I think that he will tell you

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that. When is William Montgomery ever fun? And

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they did not do well, and I think they will tell

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you that. Then Kane... What about you? Why do

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I tell you that, Dad? ...went out, and he did

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terrible. But he's not a comedian. He's just

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a big pro wrestler and a mayor of Knox County,

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and he was... Ah, there he is. Cry! Little bitch!

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What do we have here? I have a love -hate with

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Mark Norman. It's more love than hate. The guy

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makes me laugh. I like the podcast he does with

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Sam Morrell, former guest of the show. Whenever

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I was on Count the Show, he's always one of the

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funniest guests that was on. He's funny. I'll

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give him that. But I'm sick and tired of these

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comedians doing the thing where they do crowd

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work in the audience. And it's all staged. It

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ruined it for me with Matt Rife. It's no different

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than Joseph Carvalho of the Joe Show and all

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the radio shows doing fake prank calls in the

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morning. They don't know how to talk unscripted,

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so they have to have a plot line. Oh, but you're

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so talented. So here's a guy. An Asian man. He

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says he was tricked into being a part of Mark

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Norman's comedy special. In honor of AAPI month,

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I need to unpack a really unsettling and racist

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experience I just had at Mark Norman's comedy

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show. So I got an email from Gotham Casting two

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days ago. This happened last night. And they

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were basically saying, hey, you're cast as an

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extra to be a business person. You fit the profile.

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Come dress as a businessman. Mind you, I'm not

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a businessman. But I pull up in like a businessman

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outfit. and immediately I get a red flag. Everyone

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in the green room is Asian. It's all Asian men.

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Asian businessmen. And most of those people weren't

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even business people. They were just dressed

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as one, okay? So I'm thinking to myself, okay,

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I already don't like this because they didn't

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tell us at all that they were casting Asian men

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and this is a comedy special so clearly there's

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some bit about Asian men that they're doing.

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But anyways, we sit down and the producers are

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trying to identify which members of the crowd

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don't speak English as a first language. So they

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make them raise their hands and they're pointing

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them out. They're like, okay, guy in the middle,

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guy with the red tie, guy with the black shirt.

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They're pointing them out specifically so that

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Mark Norman, the comedian, could have preselected

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people to banter with and do crowd work with

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so he can get clips of him talking to people

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with accents. Yeah, that's what I don't like.

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Do actual comedy, man. I grew up worshiping comedy.

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Listen to Opie and Anthony, Brand Meyer, Steve

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Dahl, Ron and Fez. I even liked Count to the

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Point, blah, blah, blah. All these guys had comedians

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on. But they're all douchebags with no social

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skills. And the only redeeming thing they have

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is they know how to make people laugh. And making

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fun of people who couldn't defend themselves.

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And it just gave me such an ick. Such an ick.

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Anyways, Mark Norman comes out, and if you don't

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know, Mark Norman is a very famous comedian.

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He has like 2 million followers cross -platform.

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Yeah, this guy would definitely know about the

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follower account. And he has Netflix specials,

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and he performed at that fucking Saudi Arabia

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festival, whatever. Anyways, I guess he started

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a new show called Human Trials because I looked

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into it because I was like, what the fuck was

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this? And the premise of Human Trials is to do

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comedy to one specific demographic. The previous

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episodes that he's had were 50 bald men, 50 Gen

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Z girls. And I looked at the trailer and the

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other demographics he's hitting is 50 nuns, 50

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deaf people, 50 frat boys, 50 bikers, 50 clowns.

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and then 50 Asian businessmen. Now, let's just

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sit with that because why is it that Asian businessmen

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is the one time you're going to cross over from

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demographic to racial group? Because he's a douchebag!

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And I find it really interesting that it was

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only Asian men that were targeted. He didn't

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do 50 black women, 50 Latino men, 50, you know.

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All right, there you go. There you freaking go.

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Oh, yeah. My God, I'm telling you, these cloudy

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days in Florida, even though you're listening

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in the future and it's probably sunny out, or

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if you're listening in Cleveland, it's cloudy,

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but these cloudy days just make me so dreary,

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man. Drives me nuts. I want to be energetic all

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the time because I'm bipolar. All right, let's

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get this going. Okay. Thank you. FM DJs, your

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morning show prep begins now. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Doors

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All

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right. The semen was so big. I know. Something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. Microscopic, never copy that Giant

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rolling weed up there, we flying This is Hoppy

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Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always

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call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494

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-6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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Always email me. RyanHoppyRadio. Man, we'll get

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to Hoppy's Hoops later on. I tried to save that

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for about 70 minutes. I tried to save it, though,

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because I don't want to begin with the NBA. It's

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like 9 % of Tampa Bay watches the NBA. I know

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I have a lot of listeners in Cleveland, so they

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don't want to do it. But, oh, my God, has this

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been the worst NBA playoffs ever? So, boy, you

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have two sweeps. You got the 76ers getting swept

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in Philly, which that was pretty cool. But then

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the freaking... I don't know. The Lakers getting

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swept. LeBron just playing a stat pad. That's

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fine. Good on the Cavaliers for making it an

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interesting series for the Pistons. Now it's

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tied 2 -2. And then the Spurs, man. We'll see

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where they go. So right now it's 2 -2 as well.

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So that's interesting. This has been an average

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NBA playoffs. I've seen better. I've seen worse.

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I would love though. I would love for the Thunder

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to lose. They're bitches. I despise how they

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flop. If you have to flop, that means you got

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nothing else. You sure enough to flop. I get

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why they do it. They were all like 10 years old

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when LeBron James stars with the Miami Heat.

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That's all I know. But, hey, what are you going

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to do? We're going to play a game real quick.

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We're going to play a game. It's called Name

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That Sound. This is like something out of the

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MJ Morning Show playbook. Wish the show was live

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on the radio. I would take calls. This is like

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literally like, it is funny how when I work with

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somebody in radio, like obviously I have Celtus

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interview skills and I learned a lot from like

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MJ is like free balling, just ranting style.

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I totally, nevermind. This would just be a fun

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thing to do over the radio. But what do you think

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the sound is? Do you think that's a bed creaking

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during sex? What do you think it is? Now, it's

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not identical to the sound that I'm going to

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do a bit about, but it's close enough. Do you

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think it's a car door? What do you think it is?

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Leave me a voicemail. Let me know what you thought

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it was. 856. 49 Hoppy. It's something that involves

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my life. You know what it is? What's up? I'll

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tell you. I go to Cava House on 4th Street. I

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love the Cava House brand. Cava bars, it's great.

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My homie Nick and Kayla are over at 4th Street,

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and then I go there. There's one on US 19 on

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the weekend to see my dude Tim. This specifically

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happens at the one on fourth. A lot of times

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I go to Cabo bars quite often so I can get my

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work done. Because when I work from home, it's

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like I have this anxiety that I'm like home is

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when I'm relaxing and sleeping. Like during the

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day when I'm working, I want to be, you know,

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out and about. So I'll be working on. You know,

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radio shows and podcasts and emailing people.

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And I do this thing that's so freaking annoying.

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You know what I do? I do this thing where I,

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like, I'm doing it right now, but you can't hear

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it. Sometimes you can hear the movements in here.

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No, but you know what's going on? When I'm sitting

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at, I'm one of the, like, high chairs over at

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the bar at Cabez. That is close enough to the

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sound of me squeaking my or me like jittering

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my legs up and down. Here's another one. That's

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not as good. But I'm telling you, I have this

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like annoying habit where I like jitter my legs

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up and down. And my friend Kayla is like, Ryan,

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stop. I'm sorry, Kayla. Sorry. I'm trying. I'm

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anxious 24 -7. I'm a walking panic attack. If

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you go on my social media for the next 24 hours,

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at Ryan Happy Radio, you can see what my desktop

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looks like and my computer logging at work. I'm

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crazy. All right. I just felt like doing that.

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Yeah, it is not fun being bipolar, man. I remember

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one time when I quit my conservative radio job

00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:46.299
two years ago. I was very well paid, but it was

00:16:46.299 --> 00:16:50.320
just not my vibe. That's pretty much what happened

00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.639
was I manically quit Beasley Media Group over

00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:55.059
something very stupid because of my bipolar.

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And then I tried to drown myself two weeks later

00:16:58.919 --> 00:17:03.519
because I had such regrets. But then I found

00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:08.440
Jesus. No, not really. But I was on allaccess

00:17:08.440 --> 00:17:10.990
.com. Never forget, I was at the chill room,

00:17:11.109 --> 00:17:13.349
and it was like, Tampa Radio full -time executive

00:17:13.349 --> 00:17:16.150
producer opening. And I clicked on it, and it

00:17:16.150 --> 00:17:18.529
was for a conservative company, and I got hired.

00:17:19.190 --> 00:17:21.490
But I just did not really agree with anything

00:17:21.490 --> 00:17:24.349
they said, and they never had good food there.

00:17:25.750 --> 00:17:28.509
When you're working at Beasley, you get grumpy

00:17:28.509 --> 00:17:30.930
green gum, Mexican food delivered, you know.

00:17:31.269 --> 00:17:33.170
No, when you're working at conservatives, or

00:17:33.170 --> 00:17:34.890
even if you go to a Roman Catholic church, I

00:17:34.890 --> 00:17:37.259
don't know what it is. Religious people love

00:17:37.259 --> 00:17:40.140
sweets. They love pastries. I'm like, that's

00:17:40.140 --> 00:17:44.400
okay. I like a good donut or two. I also like

00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:47.480
getting catering of, I don't know, Italian food

00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:50.480
or Mexican, like normal food. I remember we had

00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:55.019
a luncheon for Easter at the job, and we were

00:17:55.019 --> 00:17:58.099
praying over croissants. I'm like, this isn't

00:17:58.099 --> 00:18:01.259
appetizing. There's no bacon. There's no sausage.

00:18:01.440 --> 00:18:04.480
There's no scrambled eggs. This is a bunch of

00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:11.029
sugar. Maniacs. Well, I quit that job. And word

00:18:11.029 --> 00:18:14.589
got around the fat -ass Mike Kelton. And I can

00:18:14.589 --> 00:18:16.930
just kind of imagine him texting me this with

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his eyes. Can you tell I can't see him, the guy?

00:18:23.490 --> 00:18:26.470
I have more respect for Rover at this point.

00:18:27.089 --> 00:18:29.450
Because he never tried to be my friend. Well,

00:18:29.470 --> 00:18:31.390
Mike Kelton sent me a text and goes, you're the

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biggest self -sabotager ever. And I took offense

00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:39.720
to it. But, you know, a broken clock is right

00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:42.680
twice a day. I mean, ever since then, I've worked

00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:46.000
on that. And that's a part of my bipolar. When

00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:50.039
I get in these moods, I just am so delightful

00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:57.700
to be around. Not at all. But, you know, those

00:18:57.700 --> 00:19:01.160
second place ratings for Mike are really just

00:19:01.160 --> 00:19:05.380
doing well. I remember I interviewed Mike, I

00:19:05.380 --> 00:19:07.579
don't know, six years ago. This is all I'm going

00:19:07.579 --> 00:19:10.619
to say. This is how you got to be humble in life.

00:19:12.799 --> 00:19:14.559
Because for all my affiliates and all the people

00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:15.740
listening around the world, they don't care about

00:19:15.740 --> 00:19:17.000
a Tampa DJ. But this is all I'm going to say.

00:19:17.980 --> 00:19:20.960
I remember I interviewed Mike. I had no dates

00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:24.960
exactly. It was like October 2020. And he called

00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:27.059
into my show. And we had an okay interview. It

00:19:27.059 --> 00:19:28.880
might be on this podcast feed. It might only

00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:30.500
be on YouTube because this podcast feed only

00:19:30.500 --> 00:19:32.960
goes back to 2021 for some reason. even though

00:19:32.960 --> 00:19:36.380
I've been doing shows since 2012. But I remember

00:19:36.380 --> 00:19:38.359
I asked him, I said, hey, Mike, did you hear

00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:41.960
the MJ morning show is returning to Q105? Are

00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:44.480
you nervous about that? And he goes, yeah, you

00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:48.900
know, I mean, I respect MJ, but I believe that

00:19:48.900 --> 00:19:54.960
the audience will... And then what happens? He

00:19:54.960 --> 00:20:00.299
took your number one spot, bitch. That's why

00:20:00.299 --> 00:20:04.380
I take everybody seriously. You never know who

00:20:04.380 --> 00:20:10.900
might blow up. 856 -49 -HOPPING. So I go, oh

00:20:10.900 --> 00:20:14.720
no, there's a streamer named Neon. And I see

00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:17.200
a little bit of myself in him, just like being

00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:20.220
a beta male for women that don't care about you.

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And there's this weird thing going on with him

00:20:24.920 --> 00:20:28.319
and Alabama Barker. He can get any delightful

00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:31.680
wifey girl he can wipe down forever. I know it's

00:20:31.680 --> 00:20:33.440
not the easiest thing to just go on about and

00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:37.339
go, hey, I want a wife. But he's going after

00:20:37.339 --> 00:20:42.180
Alabama Barker. And he defends himself and defended

00:20:42.180 --> 00:20:45.299
Alabama Barker after his fan base said that she's

00:20:45.299 --> 00:20:47.339
using him because he bought her a Birkin bag,

00:20:47.460 --> 00:20:52.000
which is stupid. Homie, listen to me. I am not

00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:53.980
saying you're going to have 15 minutes of fame

00:20:53.980 --> 00:20:57.579
and his streaming is going to end. But your net

00:20:57.579 --> 00:21:00.359
worth is probably $4 million, right? Mm -hmm.

00:21:02.669 --> 00:21:04.690
Nedworth Neon Streamer. Let me look this up.

00:21:05.609 --> 00:21:09.750
10 million. All right, and he made 1 .4 million

00:21:09.750 --> 00:21:11.410
in the last five weeks. Good for him. I'm not

00:21:11.410 --> 00:21:14.710
jealous. No, but Neon, you got to listen to me.

00:21:15.769 --> 00:21:18.349
That Birkin bag. Let me, I'm trying to teach

00:21:18.349 --> 00:21:22.549
Neon a lesson. Neon, wait, wait. Birkin bag average

00:21:22.549 --> 00:21:27.230
price. An average price of a Birkin bag is between

00:21:27.230 --> 00:21:31.250
$1 ,300 to $1 ,500 for cheap. Birkin bags. That's

00:21:31.250 --> 00:21:33.190
a quote -unquote cheap version. And it goes up

00:21:33.190 --> 00:21:38.529
to $13 ,500 to $15 ,000 for the cheap bags and

00:21:38.529 --> 00:21:41.150
then $25 ,000 to $35 ,000 for the expensive ones.

00:21:41.690 --> 00:21:46.210
Bro, neon. You bought a girl a Birkin bag for

00:21:46.210 --> 00:21:48.450
a girl that's just kind of using you for clout.

00:21:49.990 --> 00:21:52.970
How do I know she's using you for clout? Because

00:21:52.970 --> 00:21:56.089
I've dated girls that used me for clout. And

00:21:56.089 --> 00:21:59.069
guess what? You should have easily put that in

00:21:59.069 --> 00:22:01.809
your Roth IRA. Here's 20 ,000. Invest in your

00:22:01.809 --> 00:22:04.990
future, not in some brawn. Taylor is so fucking

00:22:04.990 --> 00:22:07.089
beautiful, bro. And by the way, y 'all try to

00:22:07.089 --> 00:22:09.509
make all my streams about her. Yeah, you know,

00:22:09.549 --> 00:22:12.970
you're obsessing a little bit. I don't want to

00:22:12.970 --> 00:22:14.950
do that, bro. But the last thing to say about

00:22:14.950 --> 00:22:18.529
this is this girl can buy all this times a thousand

00:22:18.529 --> 00:22:21.730
and she still reacted better than anyone I've

00:22:21.730 --> 00:22:24.430
ever given a gift to. Yeah, because she's using

00:22:24.430 --> 00:22:27.319
you. Every other girl was like, you bought me

00:22:27.319 --> 00:22:29.279
something for $20 ,000. Now I feel like I got

00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:33.940
to have sex with you. Meek Mill says his new

00:22:33.940 --> 00:22:36.640
song, Dreams and Nightmares, is one of the best

00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:40.519
rap songs to ever come out. Listen, it's okay

00:22:40.519 --> 00:22:45.220
to think that you're one of the best ever. I

00:22:45.220 --> 00:22:46.940
mean, I definitely have an influence on places

00:22:46.940 --> 00:22:52.279
I work in before. I joined 103 .5 The Bone. The

00:22:52.279 --> 00:22:55.180
10 to 11 a .m. hour was just playing clips. All

00:22:55.180 --> 00:22:57.119
of a sudden, I start talking and then Dizzy and

00:22:57.119 --> 00:23:01.339
Johnny B take that idea. It's fine. But I don't,

00:23:01.339 --> 00:23:03.359
you know, say it out loud, even though I just,

00:23:03.380 --> 00:23:07.019
I didn't. But sometimes you got to just let the

00:23:07.019 --> 00:23:11.019
influence sit there. Sometimes when you're like,

00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:13.460
oh yeah, it's the best song ever. You got to

00:23:13.460 --> 00:23:18.359
be a little humble. I'm not in the mood for this

00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:20.759
NFL girlfriend yet. She's an annoying broad.

00:23:20.900 --> 00:23:23.440
We'll get to that in a second. The man accused

00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:25.559
of trying to assassinate Trump during the White

00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:28.380
House dinner pleads not guilty. He just looks

00:23:28.380 --> 00:23:34.099
mentally ill. Because I am mentally ill. And

00:23:34.099 --> 00:23:38.400
I can pick up that vibe. Oh, I can. Chud the

00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:41.299
Builder, an influencer, real name Dalton Etherly.

00:23:43.859 --> 00:23:49.309
He's a real chud. He was arrested after a steakhouse

00:23:49.309 --> 00:23:51.710
incident. Nuisance streamer Chud the Builder

00:23:51.710 --> 00:23:53.690
was arrested on Saturday night after causing

00:23:53.690 --> 00:23:55.990
a scene in a Nashville steakhouse. According

00:23:55.990 --> 00:23:58.009
to cops, he was streaming inside the restaurant

00:23:58.009 --> 00:24:01.670
after being asked not to. God, they're such douchebags.

00:24:02.089 --> 00:24:04.710
Ah, Chud! And once he was confronted, he started

00:24:04.710 --> 00:24:06.809
yelling and making racial statements and causing

00:24:06.809 --> 00:24:09.549
a scene. Oh, that's good. Racism. Not at all.

00:24:09.609 --> 00:24:15.940
I cannot stand racism. He's such a douche. He

00:24:15.940 --> 00:24:18.839
allegedly refused to pay for his $400 meal after

00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:21.339
eating it because he was being kicked out. Oh,

00:24:21.339 --> 00:24:23.920
well, that's delightful. I bet you're real fun

00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:28.440
to be around. Jail records show that he was later

00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:31.539
booked and then released on a $5 ,000 bond. Hey,

00:24:35.500 --> 00:24:39.380
God, Dan, I'm a freaking idiot. God, let me let

00:24:39.380 --> 00:24:41.480
me look up how old he is before I make an assumption.

00:24:42.059 --> 00:24:46.670
Judd the Builder age. How old is he? He's 28.

00:24:46.789 --> 00:24:50.670
Okay. Because there's a thing that the 02 babies

00:24:50.670 --> 00:24:54.609
and beyond, 03, 04, the ones that were in high

00:24:54.609 --> 00:24:56.309
school or middle school during COVID, they're

00:24:56.309 --> 00:24:58.890
just different than the 01 babies that graduated

00:24:58.890 --> 00:25:03.289
in 2019. But he's 28 years old, so he's way too

00:25:03.289 --> 00:25:05.529
grown up to be acting like an absolute douche.

00:25:06.009 --> 00:25:10.799
Just saying. Fabulous says he would never compare

00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:13.079
his partner to his mother. They are two different

00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:15.940
roles serving two different purposes. That's

00:25:15.940 --> 00:25:21.279
a good point. It is weird though, like, I don't

00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:23.519
know. It is weird how you kind of get attracted

00:25:23.519 --> 00:25:26.559
to like what your parents are dating. For example,

00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:30.140
my mom is seven years older than my dad. And

00:25:30.140 --> 00:25:34.180
I like older women. It's one of the most haunting

00:25:34.180 --> 00:25:37.200
things about me that I think about is like, I

00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:41.559
became my dad. Ain't it, dog? I love my dad.

00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:47.500
I miss my dad kind of. Cheryl Underwood discusses

00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:51.779
the Kevin Hart roast because The Rock used the

00:25:51.779 --> 00:25:56.380
R word, which I'm so into. I despise. The thing

00:25:56.380 --> 00:25:59.480
is, I don't want to be like fake woke, but I

00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:02.019
despise the R word and everything it represents.

00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:05.839
But at the same time, I feel like in comedy,

00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.750
there's an exception. But here she is talking

00:26:08.750 --> 00:26:10.869
about supporting The Rock. Medians, everybody

00:26:10.869 --> 00:26:13.910
has to laugh at everybody's jokes. But come on.

00:26:13.950 --> 00:26:16.390
And one person in particular who got it a couple

00:26:16.390 --> 00:26:18.829
of times was Cheryl Underwood, who was on the

00:26:18.829 --> 00:26:22.869
dais. She was a hot ass woman. And sit on my

00:26:22.869 --> 00:26:28.029
lap. It just seemed like the jokes for her were

00:26:28.029 --> 00:26:31.569
maybe crossed the line. Why did she think they

00:26:31.569 --> 00:26:34.089
were making jokes about her husband killing himself

00:26:34.089 --> 00:26:36.529
and all that? Mom! My husband killed himself

00:26:36.529 --> 00:26:40.410
in 1990. Really what happened, right? I was in

00:26:40.410 --> 00:26:43.329
the Air Force Reserve. She does sound like she'd

00:26:43.329 --> 00:26:46.089
be in the Air Force. She's a badass woman. They

00:26:46.089 --> 00:26:49.650
were getting ready to mobilize my unit to go

00:26:49.650 --> 00:26:53.609
in Desert Shield and Storm. I'm sorry if I got

00:26:53.609 --> 00:26:55.430
it in reverse. It's been a really busy night.

00:26:56.069 --> 00:26:57.970
We're not really tripping about it, baby doll.

00:26:58.769 --> 00:27:01.690
My husband died August of, killed himself August

00:27:01.690 --> 00:27:05.480
of 90. So what they're talking about is is his

00:27:05.480 --> 00:27:12.039
suicide over 30 years ago. Nonetheless, you know,

00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:15.460
what happened was... It is weird how, like, I'm

00:27:15.460 --> 00:27:16.880
not saying those jokes are cool, but it's so

00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:19.119
weird how, like, in 2000s, all the jokes were

00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:23.859
flying around about suicide and using the R word.

00:27:24.140 --> 00:27:26.720
And now it's like, we have to, like, be careful

00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:30.000
not to offend... Everybody seemed to be pushing

00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:33.059
everybody's buttons. Even if it was a year ago

00:27:33.059 --> 00:27:36.660
or 30 years ago, it was, let's just find the

00:27:36.660 --> 00:27:40.259
most sensitive thing and just go in on it. Well,

00:27:40.359 --> 00:27:42.339
I think it's the new way of roasting. When I

00:27:42.339 --> 00:27:45.500
first came to Los Angeles, I was hanging out

00:27:45.500 --> 00:27:48.980
in the Friars. Hanging out. Club with those old

00:27:48.980 --> 00:27:52.380
fashioned voice belt roasters, those Jackie Masons.

00:27:53.049 --> 00:27:55.349
You know, those guys. And that's why I said to

00:27:55.349 --> 00:27:58.289
Kevin at the end, we only roast who we love.

00:27:58.529 --> 00:28:02.029
There was a team of us. I don't know if that's

00:28:02.029 --> 00:28:04.930
true because it seemed real between Chelsea Handler

00:28:04.930 --> 00:28:11.369
and Tony Hinchcliffe. All right, there you go.

00:28:11.470 --> 00:28:16.450
Blah, blah, blah. What do we have here? Hmm.

00:28:19.470 --> 00:28:21.589
the annoying guy from Shark Tank who just is

00:28:21.589 --> 00:28:24.230
like a little bitch ass boomer. He said this.

00:28:24.910 --> 00:28:27.130
He says if you don't have money, you don't have

00:28:27.130 --> 00:28:29.630
a marriage. And this is what people don't get

00:28:29.630 --> 00:28:34.789
about marriage. Marriage is a business. I know

00:28:34.789 --> 00:28:37.210
people go nuts when I say that, but it's a business.

00:28:37.609 --> 00:28:40.869
The first child you're going to have is money.

00:28:41.490 --> 00:28:44.029
It's going to be the first child and it's going

00:28:44.029 --> 00:28:46.150
to sit at the table with you every day. It's

00:28:46.150 --> 00:28:49.640
there, sitting there. If you don't have money,

00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:51.740
you don't have a marriage. I mean, the reason

00:28:51.740 --> 00:28:54.619
people get married is to form a form of financial

00:28:54.619 --> 00:28:58.339
stability. That's not a bad point. It's like

00:28:58.339 --> 00:29:00.460
that meme, an awful person makes a good point.

00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:07.019
What do we got here? Ronda Rousey admits this

00:29:07.019 --> 00:29:09.819
will probably be her last MMA fight. I didn't

00:29:09.819 --> 00:29:12.079
even know she was still fighting. What happens?

00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.460
You look amazing on Saturday. You win. Classic

00:29:15.460 --> 00:29:18.180
armbar. They call you and say, come back home.

00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:22.579
Are you interested? To the UFC? To fight? Yeah.

00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:27.839
Oh, I don't know. I promised my husband up and

00:29:27.839 --> 00:29:30.819
down. Wow, yeah. She's a hot piece of ass, isn't

00:29:30.819 --> 00:29:34.920
she? That. That this is the last one. He's the

00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:37.160
one that I really got convinced to like, you

00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:39.579
know, get on board for this promoter shit after.

00:29:39.779 --> 00:29:43.700
You know, she brings it in bed, by the way. He's

00:29:43.700 --> 00:29:46.400
not 100 % sold on it. So he definitely, he's

00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:49.019
definitely not 100%. He's not, he's not going

00:29:49.019 --> 00:29:51.960
for the fighting at all. Hey, I'm not going for

00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:56.119
the fighting. That's good. He cares about you.

00:29:56.859 --> 00:30:01.359
And he loves you. I love the name for the streamer,

00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:07.720
Whoa Vicky. Like when I read a headline about

00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:11.720
Whoa Vicky, I can't go Whoa Vicky. I gotta go

00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:15.000
Whoa Vicky. Well, she was confronted by Adam

00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:19.200
22 and asked how it was when her ex -boyfriend

00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:24.400
Antonio Brown, I'll let the clip play. You're

00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:28.019
cool with Antonio Brown now? We was. So you got

00:30:28.019 --> 00:30:29.619
cool for a while, and now you're not cool again?

00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:31.480
We still cool, actually. I could probably FaceTime

00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:33.640
him. It might be with his family. Oh. I did.

00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:36.420
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, he's always talking shit to

00:30:36.420 --> 00:30:38.200
me. I don't know what it is. Yeah, because you're

00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.859
a douchebag, Adam. Look at yourself. You're a

00:30:41.859 --> 00:30:44.059
trash bag. Like him? He's got a little bit of

00:30:44.059 --> 00:30:46.980
a hard -on for me, I think. No, I don't think

00:30:46.980 --> 00:30:49.019
so. I think he has a hard -on for snow bunnies,

00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:51.359
not for creepy pedophiles. What time we through?

00:30:51.779 --> 00:30:53.359
I don't know. He's just randomly tweeting at

00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:56.210
me and stuff. He seems kind of obsessed. He thinks

00:30:56.210 --> 00:30:58.509
everyone's obsessed. Adam 22 is so off -putting.

00:30:58.710 --> 00:31:00.789
Like, if the word off -putting was in the dictionary

00:31:00.789 --> 00:31:03.410
and you had a picture, it'd be Adam 22. Have

00:31:03.410 --> 00:31:07.099
y 'all ever met? No. Have y 'all, well, any interactions?

00:31:07.339 --> 00:31:09.460
He was trying to come on the podcast. Oh, yeah.

00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.279
Oh, all over your wife as well. A couple years

00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:14.240
ago, and then he started asking for like a bunch

00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:16.400
of money. Maybe that's, you know. And that was

00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:18.240
awkward because it was like, he was like talking

00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:21.920
shit on Twitter. Yeah, you know. The thing is,

00:31:21.980 --> 00:31:23.579
Adam can't take it because I've done a little

00:31:23.579 --> 00:31:26.660
shit talking to Adam and he blocked me. And was

00:31:26.660 --> 00:31:28.559
like asking me over and over if he could come

00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:29.920
on the podcast. I was like, all right, let's

00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:32.059
do it. And then he asked for money. Yeah, he

00:31:32.059 --> 00:31:35.539
thinks you're Vlad. Yeah, you know, that would

00:31:35.539 --> 00:31:37.519
have been a good interview. And I'm just like,

00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:41.299
like, this feels corny. Like, you're corny. Your

00:31:41.299 --> 00:31:43.920
whole existence is corny, man. You're on Pornhub.

00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:46.240
You have sex with the most beautiful women. I

00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:48.140
would be maybe open to giving you some money

00:31:48.140 --> 00:31:51.380
if you hadn't led with talking shit. All right.

00:31:52.180 --> 00:31:54.779
I don't know. But so did you guys date at one

00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:57.680
point? It was cool friends. It was cool friends.

00:31:57.740 --> 00:32:01.849
Oh, yeah. Yeah, their lips are wrapped around

00:32:01.849 --> 00:32:05.490
it. Before you went full God mode? We never slept

00:32:05.490 --> 00:32:08.009
together. We never had sex. Oh, okay. I don't

00:32:08.009 --> 00:32:10.710
believe that, honey. Yeah. Because he said one

00:32:10.710 --> 00:32:15.250
of the... Whoa, Vic. Craziest things ever on

00:32:15.250 --> 00:32:16.710
the internet about you. Oh, he did say that,

00:32:16.769 --> 00:32:18.549
yeah. Something about fingering you with weed

00:32:18.549 --> 00:32:20.910
crumbs on his fingers. Hell yeah, dude. That's

00:32:20.910 --> 00:32:24.130
how you gotta do it. And Cheetos. Little Cheetos

00:32:24.130 --> 00:32:28.460
on it. Was that true, you think? No, it wasn't

00:32:28.460 --> 00:32:29.940
true. Because you really need to wash your hands

00:32:29.940 --> 00:32:32.440
after you roll a blunt. It'd be as cool, though.

00:32:33.140 --> 00:32:35.579
This is the trashiest thing I've ever heard.

00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:40.839
Yet I'm playing it on my show. So, I might be

00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:44.279
contributing to the problem. He is. Yeah. There

00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:46.400
you go. Don't you feel so much smarter listening

00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:48.319
to that? Like, aren't you going about your day

00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:53.099
like, thanks, Avi, I needed that. Paul Pierce

00:32:53.099 --> 00:32:59.279
did this thing. he says he had to break up with

00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.440
one of his ex -girlfriends after seeing her without

00:33:01.440 --> 00:33:04.640
makeup. That is a true test of how attractive

00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:07.920
a woman is. If you sleep over at a girl's house

00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.680
and all her makeup comes off and he's still on

00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:12.900
a plow, that's when you know they're pretty.

00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.480
You get up and they'll go back into the bed.

00:33:15.619 --> 00:33:18.579
I was dating a girl like that. I dated a girl

00:33:18.579 --> 00:33:22.160
to where I was just like, and we was dating for

00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:25.950
a while, and it was just like, damn. One day

00:33:25.950 --> 00:33:29.589
she woke up and I saw all the makeup off and

00:33:29.589 --> 00:33:35.809
it was my first time and I was like, ugh. I'm

00:33:35.809 --> 00:33:39.349
sure she has the same opinion of you. I was like,

00:33:39.609 --> 00:33:42.390
damn, all this time I thought you really looked

00:33:42.390 --> 00:33:43.930
like that because you know how y 'all can make

00:33:43.930 --> 00:33:46.069
it look like and make it blend in good. It is

00:33:46.069 --> 00:33:47.910
weird when you see a hot ass girl in America.

00:33:48.390 --> 00:33:51.369
It don't look caked up. It's a good blend. It

00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:54.619
look like natural. And one morning I was like,

00:33:54.839 --> 00:34:00.539
whoa. Whoa, Vicky. Nigga. Did you stop talking

00:34:00.539 --> 00:34:03.259
to her after that? Man, it was a lot of like.

00:34:06.539 --> 00:34:09.639
That's how I feel about you. He pooped himself

00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:14.769
during the NBA finals. Beyonce's music thief

00:34:14.769 --> 00:34:17.349
gets two years in prison. The man accused of

00:34:17.349 --> 00:34:19.130
stealing Beyonce's music last summer in Atlanta.

00:34:19.349 --> 00:34:21.070
Well, he won't be going to trial after all, but

00:34:21.070 --> 00:34:25.550
he will be going to prison. After he cut a plea

00:34:25.550 --> 00:34:29.960
deal in the 11th hour. How would you think it's

00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:32.400
smart to steal Queen B's music? Kelvin Evans

00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:34.579
pleaded guilty Tuesday to several charges related

00:34:34.579 --> 00:34:38.199
to the theft, WXIA -TV reports. Investigators

00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.159
say surveillance cameras captured Evans breaking

00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:43.119
into an SUV just two days before Beyonce's Atlanta

00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:45.320
stop on her Cowboy Carter tour. The Jeep was

00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:47.300
rented by a member of Beyonce's team who had

00:34:47.300 --> 00:34:49.659
a flash drive of unreleased music that was swiped.

00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:51.860
He was facing six years in prison, but he was

00:34:51.860 --> 00:34:53.980
sentenced to two years in the plea deal. Evans

00:34:53.980 --> 00:34:55.880
previously pleaded not guilty and turned down

00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:58.079
an earlier deal in March. Prosecutors said he's

00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:00.880
implicated in other car break -ins. What a good

00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:04.219
guy. Totally not a stupid criminal. This is something

00:35:04.219 --> 00:35:06.219
that's happening in Florida. Saw this on the

00:35:06.219 --> 00:35:09.500
Orlando Reddit. At UCF, University of Central

00:35:09.500 --> 00:35:13.079
Florida, the graduation was met with boos after

00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:16.519
the keynote speaker said that AI is the next

00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:22.139
revolution. Let me pot up the audio here. The

00:35:22.139 --> 00:35:27.000
rise of artificial intelligence is... The next

00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:34.940
industrial revolution. Whore. That's them losing

00:35:34.940 --> 00:35:37.760
their jobs, 22 -year -old Gen Z kids, you stupid

00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:44.960
moron. You hag. What happened? It was stupid.

00:35:45.139 --> 00:35:47.159
You're implying to a bunch of art people that

00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:51.159
you're going to lose your jobs, dumb broad. Okay.

00:35:51.710 --> 00:35:59.869
I struck a chord. May I finish? She didn't like

00:35:59.869 --> 00:36:03.670
that. You know, she hit the wine bottle afterwards.

00:36:03.989 --> 00:36:08.769
I thought I could fight. I surround myself with

00:36:08.769 --> 00:36:17.780
yes men. Only a few years ago, A .I. was not

00:36:17.780 --> 00:36:21.340
a factor in our lives. Why are you bringing it

00:36:21.340 --> 00:36:22.860
up at a graduation when people are trying to

00:36:22.860 --> 00:36:31.980
get jobs? All right. What a moron. That is hilarious.

00:36:33.079 --> 00:36:35.079
I don't know why I find that so funny. It just

00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:40.719
cracks me up. It's like talking to someone who's

00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:43.059
like a Photoshop expert and being like, I love

00:36:43.059 --> 00:36:45.719
Chad GBT. It makes me images in two seconds.

00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:48.960
That I used to pay you 40 bucks for. Mm -hmm.

00:36:49.420 --> 00:36:51.940
The problem with graphic artists was they would

00:36:51.940 --> 00:36:58.739
take forever to make an image. Humans' laziness

00:36:58.739 --> 00:37:02.179
is why Chad GBT and AI is replacing us. That

00:37:02.179 --> 00:37:06.320
is just a fact. Farrah Abraham was on the boat.

00:37:06.579 --> 00:37:10.119
Mm -hmm. Showing off that rocking body. doing

00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:12.579
that thing that hot ass elder millennial women

00:37:12.579 --> 00:37:15.539
do where they start to get gray hairs and they

00:37:15.539 --> 00:37:21.659
rock it she's so freaking hot I'll be honest

00:37:21.659 --> 00:37:25.440
that porno she did definitely helped out her

00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:28.340
cause even though she tried to claim it was leaked

00:37:28.340 --> 00:37:31.420
but it had like cameras everywhere and the actor

00:37:32.190 --> 00:37:35.429
porn star James Dean, whatever his name is. So

00:37:35.429 --> 00:37:37.849
it's definitely pre -made, but she is just a

00:37:37.849 --> 00:37:41.730
hot -ass woman, man. Frickin', it's almost not

00:37:41.730 --> 00:37:44.050
fair how hot Farrah Abraham is. Is she dumb?

00:37:44.690 --> 00:37:47.849
She's dumb as a box. Yeah, of course. She ain't

00:37:47.849 --> 00:37:52.610
smart. But I would just plow her. I would go

00:37:52.610 --> 00:37:56.929
in with a game play. Because when you're hooking

00:37:56.929 --> 00:37:59.590
up with Farrah Abraham, you really got to bring

00:37:59.590 --> 00:38:01.639
the ruckus. You got to be like, baby, I know

00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:04.739
this is what you're missing out on, and I support

00:38:04.739 --> 00:38:07.780
you. Can you believe her kid's almost 18 years

00:38:07.780 --> 00:38:10.440
old and how quickly time flies? Remember when

00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.219
all those shows were out, all the Teen Mom shows?

00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:15.619
I saw the Snapchat recently of one of the kids

00:38:15.619 --> 00:38:18.320
from the show who's now 16, and he's like, when

00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.639
you watch your parents argue on Hulu? And it

00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:22.320
was him watching the episode, and I was like,

00:38:22.340 --> 00:38:24.519
yeah. We're at that part of the future where

00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:27.360
the kids that we were talking about are now old

00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:31.829
enough to see it. Here's the deal. We have so

00:38:31.829 --> 00:38:35.269
much to get into, but I'm just over here, absolutely

00:38:35.269 --> 00:38:39.409
tripping out over the woman that is known as

00:38:39.409 --> 00:38:42.289
Farrah Abraham. I'm just, maybe it's because

00:38:42.289 --> 00:38:44.250
I'm in a little bit of a dress, man, you know?

00:38:44.429 --> 00:38:48.429
But the thought of plowing her is just so delightful.

00:38:49.210 --> 00:38:52.550
I will post that picture at Ryan Hoppy Radio

00:38:52.550 --> 00:38:56.670
and on ryanhoppyradio .com. It'll be the first

00:38:56.670 --> 00:39:01.550
thing on my slideshow. I just updated it. What

00:39:01.550 --> 00:39:05.989
do we got here? Mike Vrano and Diana Rossini

00:39:05.989 --> 00:39:09.429
were seen as the 2022 Super Bowl. Oh, that's

00:39:09.429 --> 00:39:15.690
good. Bad Baby is inspired by Britney Spears

00:39:15.690 --> 00:39:17.750
as she shaved her head. Ah, she's gone through

00:39:17.750 --> 00:39:21.809
a mental health crisis. Catch me outside. How

00:39:21.809 --> 00:39:27.769
about that? One of Charlie Kirk's friends slammed

00:39:27.769 --> 00:39:31.099
Pete Davidson for the jokes at the... Kevin Harden

00:39:31.099 --> 00:39:37.980
roast. Even though Charlie Kirk used to laugh

00:39:37.980 --> 00:39:41.559
about people dying. This was weird. Diana Rossini's

00:39:41.559 --> 00:39:43.820
husband was, they were kissing on Mother's Day.

00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:46.320
That's just so forced. I mean, I know they're

00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:50.880
in an open relationship. Kind of reminds me of

00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:52.719
Tampa morning radio shows I used to work with

00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:57.159
where it's like a business relationship. only

00:39:57.159 --> 00:39:59.280
in that situation it was the man cheating not

00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:00.960
the woman i mean i'm sure her husband did but

00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:05.739
uh president trump says fernando mendoza from

00:40:05.739 --> 00:40:10.380
indiana is a big fan oh that's good uh diddy

00:40:10.380 --> 00:40:17.780
accuser says that um that it's just so hard to

00:40:17.780 --> 00:40:19.940
read and it's just ridiculous to say all out

00:40:19.940 --> 00:40:23.380
sorry um the diddy accuser is doubling down on

00:40:23.380 --> 00:40:29.380
the um story that Diddy ejaculated into one of

00:40:29.380 --> 00:40:31.260
Biggie's shirts. So that's just a delightful

00:40:31.260 --> 00:40:35.780
image. Supposedly not like Gus, the song by Kendrick

00:40:35.780 --> 00:40:37.880
Lamar is having a comeback. I am so sick of that

00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:41.239
song. Wow, a song about a pedophile. Turned it

00:40:41.239 --> 00:40:45.460
on in a club. Ah, this is not good news for my

00:40:45.460 --> 00:40:49.860
homie Pete Davidson. One time I met Pete Davidson

00:40:49.860 --> 00:40:53.000
11 years ago when he performed at the Tampa Improv,

00:40:53.019 --> 00:41:00.000
which is now the Funnybound. He came up to me.

00:41:00.019 --> 00:41:01.739
I was on the second floor. And he was like, hey,

00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:04.739
dude, do you know where the bathroom is? And

00:41:04.739 --> 00:41:06.360
it was like right next to where I was. It was

00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:07.619
on the second floor. And I was like, right over

00:41:07.619 --> 00:41:09.800
there. He goes, thanks, dude. And he calls in

00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.400
there and smoked like two joints. It reeked.

00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:14.619
But I learned something from Pete Davidson at

00:41:14.619 --> 00:41:17.840
that show. You know what I learned? He would

00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:19.900
bring a notebook with him because he was so stoned

00:41:19.900 --> 00:41:22.159
that he knew he would forget what he wanted to

00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:25.650
talk about. So I have not a notebook, but a Google

00:41:25.650 --> 00:41:27.590
Docs of everything I want to talk about because

00:41:27.590 --> 00:41:30.309
I'll forget. So that was definitely influential

00:41:30.309 --> 00:41:32.570
towards me. But the thing with Pete Davidson

00:41:32.570 --> 00:41:36.110
is his baby mama, Elsie Hewitt, celebrated Mother's

00:41:36.110 --> 00:41:39.090
Day without him. Ah, that's good. Hopefully he

00:41:39.090 --> 00:41:41.050
can be at least a good dad because that is not

00:41:41.050 --> 00:41:43.110
good when you're not getting along with the baby

00:41:43.110 --> 00:41:47.289
mama. Ah, Breonna Chicken Fry had emergency surgery

00:41:47.289 --> 00:41:52.840
and took a few selfies about her. What an annoying

00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:56.019
broad she is. Jimmy Fallon had a show I did not

00:41:56.019 --> 00:41:58.400
even know was on called On Brand with Jimmy Fallon,

00:41:58.420 --> 00:42:00.940
and it was canceled after low ratings. It's pretty

00:42:00.940 --> 00:42:07.159
on brand. Get what I did there. Jimmy Fallon

00:42:07.159 --> 00:42:09.199
is just a good placeholder. There's nothing really

00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:13.099
funny about him. But, you know, he's Jimmy Fallon.

00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:17.480
Jake Paul's boxing career might be over. That's

00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:23.329
cool. Hate and penitence. She gave up custody

00:42:23.329 --> 00:42:26.909
of her kids. But says her daughter was not abandoned.

00:42:27.769 --> 00:42:30.989
This is what I do not like about women. It's

00:42:30.989 --> 00:42:33.489
when they don't take accountability. You did

00:42:33.489 --> 00:42:38.329
ditch your kid. You were stupid enough to give

00:42:38.329 --> 00:42:42.409
birth to the kid. You were stupid enough to,

00:42:42.590 --> 00:42:46.289
you know, not take the pill or not get the morning

00:42:46.289 --> 00:42:48.650
after pill. And you know how awful that's going

00:42:48.650 --> 00:42:50.750
to make the kid feel? Thinking that they're not

00:42:50.750 --> 00:42:54.750
good enough? Mm -hmm. But hey, at least you came

00:42:54.750 --> 00:42:56.690
out as bisexual. That was the important headlines

00:42:56.690 --> 00:43:04.349
this week. Mm -hmm. The idea that anybody would

00:43:04.349 --> 00:43:07.210
think that I would just give away my child. And

00:43:07.210 --> 00:43:11.210
you kind of did. And be okay with it is... Ah,

00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:13.269
there's Jay Shetty with his kiss -ass interviews.

00:43:13.690 --> 00:43:17.409
Mm -hmm. Heartbreaking couldn't be further from

00:43:17.409 --> 00:43:20.269
the truth. No, it's kind of what happened. I

00:43:20.269 --> 00:43:22.409
mean, it's one thing to regret it, but it is

00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:24.949
what you did. It wasn't like you said, hey, I

00:43:24.949 --> 00:43:27.329
need a nanny, I need a psychologist, I need help,

00:43:27.449 --> 00:43:29.690
blah, blah, blah, doo, doo, doo. No, no, no,

00:43:29.789 --> 00:43:34.849
no, no. You're a douchebag! You know, as you

00:43:34.849 --> 00:43:40.309
said, I was struggling with mental health. Well,

00:43:40.369 --> 00:43:44.619
maybe you're an okay mom now. But you're a deadbeat.

00:43:45.019 --> 00:43:49.000
Because when a man does it, when a man ditches

00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:52.260
his kid, oh, he's crucified. He's called a deadbeat.

00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:57.559
Blah, blah, blah. But you know what? When a woman

00:43:57.559 --> 00:44:00.139
does it, oh, I'm just trying to find myself.

00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:06.400
Shut up. And anxiety and the postpartum. Oh,

00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:08.559
well, my mom had postpartum and she didn't ditch

00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:14.380
me. And Having to act my way through it and just.

00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:19.500
Oh, the acting. Oh, the important stuff. Oh,

00:44:19.500 --> 00:44:23.659
my acting. Shut up. I'm sure you were fine. Feeling

00:44:23.659 --> 00:44:29.599
like I completely lost myself. You sound like

00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:33.599
a broken woman. Misconception is that I have

00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:36.760
been in the past forced into treatment when.

00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:45.639
I can't listen to this. Oh, no. Donald Trump

00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:47.960
says he supports junk food. Of course. No wonder

00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:49.860
he wears a suit all the time. He's a low -key

00:44:49.860 --> 00:44:52.920
fat ass. You don't look at Donald Trump and go,

00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:57.300
oh, it's a good old healthy guy. Not at all.

00:44:58.500 --> 00:45:02.579
Violence erupted at a steakhouse in Arkansas,

00:45:02.780 --> 00:45:06.619
which I could just end at that sentence. You

00:45:06.619 --> 00:45:09.880
would expect violence to happen at a steakhouse.

00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:13.059
In Arkansas. But it involved this influencer

00:45:13.059 --> 00:45:16.699
that said, I have 40 million followers. Age of

00:45:16.699 --> 00:45:19.199
the yard, bro. She's 22. That's what I'm talking

00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:21.820
about with that mindset. Of those 22 -year -olds

00:45:21.820 --> 00:45:23.800
who were in high school during COVID. So she

00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:26.440
was 16 when she was in high school. So she thinks

00:45:26.440 --> 00:45:29.000
she's better than us. Even though she's a brat.

00:45:30.179 --> 00:45:33.659
Get him out of here. He just came in here. Shut

00:45:33.659 --> 00:45:37.099
this back of her face. You're annoying. You'll

00:45:37.099 --> 00:45:41.489
die on. 10 million, 10 million per child. 10

00:45:41.489 --> 00:45:46.010
million per child followers. Oh, I got 10 million

00:45:46.010 --> 00:45:49.969
followers. And two friends. Your mom and your

00:45:49.969 --> 00:46:08.550
right hand. You're trash. You're annoying. Where

00:46:08.550 --> 00:46:13.630
are they at? They don't care about you. You're

00:46:13.630 --> 00:46:19.809
walking brain rot. Oh, oh my God. Ah, this is

00:46:19.809 --> 00:46:21.849
what we need. 10 million people following a woman

00:46:21.849 --> 00:46:24.829
that acts up in a steakhouse. What a sociopathic

00:46:24.829 --> 00:46:33.869
moron. There's chaos. Violence is erupting. This

00:46:33.869 --> 00:46:35.949
is what hell sounds like. A bunch of dumb influencers

00:46:35.949 --> 00:46:39.929
acting up at a steakhouse like trash. What a

00:46:39.929 --> 00:46:47.409
hag. And it's not even really violence. It's

00:46:47.409 --> 00:46:55.889
just a bunch of people in a circle. You're trash.

00:46:56.329 --> 00:47:02.880
You make all 22 -year -olds look bad. Guys. There's

00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:10.940
a word to describe you. You're stupid. Don't

00:47:10.940 --> 00:47:13.780
you feel dumber for like realizing that they

00:47:13.780 --> 00:47:17.940
have 10 million followers? I'm so famous. Shut

00:47:17.940 --> 00:47:21.820
up. You're the worst. You're not very smart.

00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:25.059
You think you're smart, but if you're having

00:47:25.059 --> 00:47:26.599
to walk around talking about your followers,

00:47:26.699 --> 00:47:30.280
trust me, I hope you lost a lot of followers

00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:33.139
last night. Because you are an annoying person.

00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:39.460
Mm -hmm. Time for royal family news. Oh, it's

00:47:39.460 --> 00:47:43.760
going to be so good. Ah, ah, ah. Yeah, yeah.

00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:48.840
Mm -hmm. It's a bad coin, coin. It's a bad coin,

00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:52.960
coin. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Static crackle, mic

00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:55.780
pops, happy hour's live Spittin' flames on the

00:47:55.780 --> 00:47:58.099
royals, watch them squirm and dive Prince Andrew

00:47:58.099 --> 00:48:01.079
creepin' Epstein's ghost in the air Royal bloodline

00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:03.940
dirty, but they actin' on fair Megan playin'

00:48:03.940 --> 00:48:06.800
victim, spotlight a game Got the crown shook,

00:48:06.940 --> 00:48:09.539
can't handle the flame Napo, baby's flexin',

00:48:09.539 --> 00:48:11.719
snap a spoon's in they fist But I can call it

00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:14.400
foul, they can't duck from the disc Happy hour,

00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:17.280
truth bombs, kickin' the waves No crowns, no

00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:19.860
thrones, just the mic and the blaze Ghosts and

00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:22.849
royals Hypocrisy displayed, turn the volume up

00:48:22.849 --> 00:48:26.110
Let the truth cascade Queen's tea sipping, but

00:48:26.110 --> 00:48:28.849
the kettle stay hot Hoppy's throwing shots, royal

00:48:28.849 --> 00:48:31.530
egos getting caught Palace halls crumble from

00:48:31.530 --> 00:48:33.849
the words that he spoke Prince Andrew's alibi,

00:48:34.050 --> 00:48:36.469
nah, that's a joke Meghan preaching kindness,

00:48:36.730 --> 00:48:39.010
but the script don't align Hoppy peeping through

00:48:39.010 --> 00:48:41.849
the curtain, seeing truth in decline Royal rules

00:48:41.849 --> 00:48:44.469
ancient, dust on the crown Hoppy hour breaking

00:48:44.469 --> 00:48:47.590
chains, burning it down Static buzz, voices rise,

00:48:47.769 --> 00:49:21.059
airwaves on fire 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 856 -494

00:49:21.059 --> 00:49:25.980
-673. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

00:49:26.179 --> 00:49:30.619
You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio, at gmail

00:49:30.619 --> 00:49:41.480
.com. Happy Hot Topic! Ah, what do we got right

00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:44.989
here? We now know if Meghan Markle is returning

00:49:44.989 --> 00:49:47.570
to the silver screen. I'm sure it's going to

00:49:47.570 --> 00:49:52.190
be a no. She's so above it. After rumors began

00:49:52.190 --> 00:49:54.929
circulating that the Duchess of Sussex will return

00:49:54.929 --> 00:49:57.909
as Rachel Zane in a possible Suits reunion film.

00:49:58.130 --> 00:50:00.170
Gosh, she is hot on that show, I cannot deny.

00:50:00.530 --> 00:50:03.309
For Meghan confirms to E! News May 11th that

00:50:03.309 --> 00:50:05.829
there is, quote, no truth to the chatter. All

00:50:05.829 --> 00:50:08.349
right. I mean, I think it would help out your

00:50:08.349 --> 00:50:11.869
career, but hey, what do I know? Welcome, y 'all.

00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:21.679
Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.

00:50:25.059 --> 00:50:27.679
RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will be right

00:50:27.679 --> 00:50:30.539
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:36.019
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

00:50:36.019 --> 00:50:41.130
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

00:50:41.130 --> 00:50:43.130
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

00:50:43.130 --> 00:50:45.789
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

00:50:45.789 --> 00:50:48.510
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

00:50:48.730 --> 00:50:52.710
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

00:50:52.849 --> 00:50:55.829
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Oh, yeah. Here's

00:50:55.829 --> 00:50:59.630
Soulja Boy, but let me get him. Soulja Boy, what's

00:50:59.630 --> 00:51:03.030
up? What's up? Yeah, y 'all hit me up at www

00:51:03.030 --> 00:51:09.500
.souljaboytellem .com. Going down for 2006. We

00:51:09.500 --> 00:51:51.280
are doing it. It's time to do my damn thing.

00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:53.880
Lean with it. Rock with it. Don't get on the

00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:56.219
damn floor. I'm going to get this thing. I can

00:51:56.219 --> 00:51:59.059
do it, do it, do it. Let me crank that slow -mo.

00:51:59.059 --> 00:52:02.199
Hold on. Watch me do it. I'm leaning in the thang.

00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:04.940
Full palace to the flow, flow. Where's I walk

00:52:04.940 --> 00:52:07.519
it out? Do your dance on the floor. Crank that

00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:09.719
shootout on that hater. They can't cheat with

00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:13.800
no sauce. Now, then wiggle with it, boy. Full

00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:28.369
palace. Let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:28.369 --> 00:52:30.750
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:30.750 --> 00:52:33.210
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:33.210 --> 00:52:36.369
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:36.369 --> 00:52:37.110
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:37.110 --> 00:52:37.110
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:37.110 --> 00:52:37.630
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:37.630 --> 00:52:37.630
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:37.630 --> 00:52:37.630
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:37.630 --> 00:52:37.869
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:37.869 --> 00:52:38.710
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:38.710 --> 00:52:39.289
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:39.289 --> 00:52:40.250
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:40.250 --> 00:52:42.050
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:42.050 --> 00:52:49.110
get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me

00:52:49.110 --> 00:53:23.739
get em Let me get up, let me get up, let me get

00:53:23.739 --> 00:54:51.260
up Still I be hurt, we gon' do it again Let me

00:54:51.260 --> 00:54:55.579
press this button. All right here. And now, back

00:54:55.579 --> 00:54:59.079
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

00:54:59.079 --> 00:55:12.760
Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. In your

00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:16.239
heart, you know you like. And now for something

00:55:16.239 --> 00:56:04.300
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

00:56:04.300 --> 00:56:12.440
Hour. Happy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:16.699
it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.

00:56:16.820 --> 00:56:21.760
The other stations are tuned in too. What the

00:56:21.760 --> 00:57:41.050
hell? Bye! Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music

00:57:56.880 --> 00:58:08.920
8 -5 -6. 49 up here. Wait a minute. Alright,

00:58:09.139 --> 00:58:18.340
up here right now. There's really no breeze here.

00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:25.880
It's pretty hot. It's like the lemon. Mmm. Yeah,

00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:29.639
he say, I do. Blur on air, let the stories unfold.

00:58:30.139 --> 00:58:33.820
Raw conversation, never plan to save. If you

00:58:33.820 --> 00:58:37.360
fuck on the date, he expose that face. Hoppies

00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:40.699
in the house, what? Hoppies in the house. Hop

00:58:40.699 --> 00:58:43.079
in, I will turn it up. If you real, then throw

00:58:43.079 --> 00:58:45.380
it up. Hoppies in the house, what? Hoppies in

00:58:45.380 --> 00:58:48.599
the house. From the shop to the bed, we ride.

00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:51.880
True Sophie and Kane high. Hoppies in the house.

00:59:03.559 --> 00:59:07.059
He's in the house. Talk that talk. We call them

00:59:07.059 --> 00:59:10.559
all out. From Chi -Town blocks to the Tampa sun.

00:59:10.780 --> 00:59:17.159
It's the hour now. Yeah, the show begun. Today

00:59:17.159 --> 00:59:21.119
on TMZ. Okay, more Summer House drama. It turns

00:59:21.119 --> 00:59:24.000
out... Man, what is there not drama surrounding

00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:27.539
Summer House? Poor Amanda may not be the love

00:59:27.539 --> 00:59:32.239
of Wes' wife. He was on the prowl. Oh, yeah.

00:59:33.210 --> 00:59:35.869
We've got videos of Wes at the bar around all

00:59:35.869 --> 00:59:38.710
these girls, and Amanda is nowhere to be seen.

00:59:38.929 --> 00:59:41.670
He's cheating. This is why she shouldn't have

00:59:41.670 --> 00:59:43.449
ever done it, because he was already sleeping

00:59:43.449 --> 00:59:45.730
with other women before. He's not sleeping. He's

00:59:45.730 --> 00:59:48.570
at a bar. Oh, stop it. He's banging them out.

00:59:49.610 --> 00:59:52.550
Do you have a boyfriend? Yeah. Have you been

00:59:52.550 --> 00:59:55.230
to a bar without him in the last two weeks? Yeah.

00:59:55.449 --> 00:59:59.269
Okay. Oh, yeah. You know, she get one in the

00:59:59.269 --> 01:00:05.380
front and one in the back. Ah! Taylor and Travis

01:00:05.380 --> 01:00:10.440
out in London. Oh, God. Also with a cinematographer,

01:00:10.539 --> 01:00:12.460
and I wonder if that's the girl who's going to

01:00:12.460 --> 01:00:14.079
be doing their wedding. They're going to use

01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:16.900
a cinematographer? If she live streams her wedding

01:00:16.900 --> 01:00:19.880
in theaters? I mean, everyone would go. God,

01:00:20.159 --> 01:00:22.559
that would be the most high -selling thing ever.

01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:25.840
I know my mom would be at that. Ink film experience.

01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:28.000
She should do 3D and have James Cameron do it.

01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:30.420
That would be amazing. She throws the bouquet

01:00:30.420 --> 01:00:37.940
and it, like, flowers. Seth Rogen and Jon Stewart

01:00:37.940 --> 01:00:41.059
are making their Kanye stance very clear. Seth

01:00:41.059 --> 01:00:44.559
Rogen. Yeah, I don't know. I agree. You can't

01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:49.059
be anti -Semitic. Seth Rogen is just such a douche.

01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:54.980
It's insane. It's uncomfortable. How much of

01:00:54.980 --> 01:00:58.179
a douche he is. I don't know what happened. He

01:00:58.179 --> 01:01:02.840
got woke. He got older, he ditched James Franco,

01:01:02.900 --> 01:01:04.639
and he just thinks he's better than you when

01:01:04.639 --> 01:01:07.659
he's a twat. I was doing a Netflix is a joke

01:01:07.659 --> 01:01:11.019
event, and the topic of Kanye West came up. Jon

01:01:11.019 --> 01:01:13.880
Stewart said, but seriously, f*** that guy. I

01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:16.059
don't listen to anybody who thinks Hitler needs

01:01:16.059 --> 01:01:18.500
to be forgiven, but is still mad at Pete Davidson.

01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:26.190
Hailey Bieber. Sidekick! And I fasted the sale

01:01:26.190 --> 01:01:28.489
of her skincare line. I didn't want to leave

01:01:28.489 --> 01:01:34.550
that broadening attention. She's the worst. God.

01:01:35.829 --> 01:01:39.190
I don't understand. People support her. It's

01:01:39.190 --> 01:01:42.949
stupid. You're just giving her clout. She doesn't

01:01:42.949 --> 01:01:44.969
care about you. She doesn't care about anybody.

01:01:45.309 --> 01:01:47.750
She ruined her relationship. Oh, it's time for

01:01:47.750 --> 01:02:02.440
Jimmy Kimmel's a douchebag. You on TV with the

01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:06.659
fake grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick

01:02:06.659 --> 01:02:09.519
like you run the room But the joke lands hard

01:02:09.519 --> 01:02:11.980
when you walk in You want laughs, I want truth

01:02:11.980 --> 01:02:16.599
You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'

01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:21.639
heat All that nard is still weak You clap for

01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:24.739
yourself, that's sad Try to look cool, still

01:02:24.739 --> 01:02:28.559
bad I hear your name, I just smirk Whole vibe

01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:33.119
flimsy, whole act work Step up, step up, say

01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:37.840
it with your chest Act tough, act tough, but

01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:42.320
you're never best to test Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag

01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:47.139
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Say it loud, let it drag

01:02:47.139 --> 01:02:51.900
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag

01:02:56.269 --> 01:03:02.949
What you like? You got jokes but they stare now

01:03:02.949 --> 01:03:06.969
Same old smile, same fake wow You swing soft

01:03:06.969 --> 01:03:10.829
with a velvet glove All that cheddar, no love

01:03:10.829 --> 01:03:14.809
I came in with a sharp tongue You came out sounding

01:03:14.809 --> 01:03:19.050
half one Every line you throw, I duck You want

01:03:19.050 --> 01:03:22.869
smoke, you out of luck Look at you, all polished

01:03:22.869 --> 01:03:26.840
up Still ain't hard, still ain't enough I don't

01:03:26.840 --> 01:03:30.440
hate, I just call When you trip, I watch you

01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:34.019
fall Step up, step up, say it with your chest

01:03:34.019 --> 01:03:38.199
Act tough, act tough, act tough But you never

01:03:38.199 --> 01:03:44.000
pass the test Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,

01:03:44.039 --> 01:04:09.530
douchebag Say it loud, don't let it drag Oh,

01:04:09.550 --> 01:04:45.670
shawty. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -3. You're tweeting

01:04:45.670 --> 01:04:49.309
me at RyanHobbyRadio. I'll go. All right, now.

01:04:59.980 --> 01:05:04.280
Oh, I did that thing where I had YouTube muted.

01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:07.739
Jimmy Kimmel is honoring his late night friend,

01:05:07.920 --> 01:05:11.119
Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah. As the Late Show host

01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:13.760
prepares to wrap up his final episode. I love

01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:17.420
how all five of these guys, Seth Meyers, Kimmel,

01:05:17.420 --> 01:05:19.760
Colbert. Is there any other ones? I don't know.

01:05:19.880 --> 01:05:24.360
But all of them, I guess John Oliver. But they

01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:26.480
all think they matter and they're in like a universe

01:05:26.480 --> 01:05:29.349
of like five million people. Out of the billions

01:05:29.349 --> 01:05:31.250
of people on the planet combined that watch their

01:05:31.250 --> 01:05:33.670
shows. It might even be the same million people.

01:05:34.030 --> 01:05:38.570
Episode on CBS May 21st after 11 seasons. Pal

01:05:38.570 --> 01:05:42.670
Jimmy Kimmel is doing his best to make sure all

01:05:42.670 --> 01:05:45.920
eyeballs are on Stephen's show that. Yeah, for

01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:47.440
the first time ever, he'll actually have viewers.

01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:50.659
Her online news site, Late Nighter, Kimmel will

01:05:50.659 --> 01:05:53.659
run a rerun that night, doing it out of, quote,

01:05:53.699 --> 01:05:56.239
deference to Colbert's send off. No one's going

01:05:56.239 --> 01:05:58.239
to notice that it's a rerun. I don't think people

01:05:58.239 --> 01:05:59.980
watch him every night. So they're just going

01:05:59.980 --> 01:06:03.599
to think it's a new episode. Now, if you live

01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:07.239
streamed somehow CBS on ABC, that'd be a little

01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:10.119
different. But no one's going to go, oh, my God,

01:06:10.139 --> 01:06:13.079
it's a rerun. He paid tribute to David Letterman.

01:06:13.300 --> 01:06:17.570
There you go. Freaking Kimmel. God, he thinks

01:06:17.570 --> 01:06:23.929
he's so smart. Shut up. You know what I watched

01:06:23.929 --> 01:06:25.889
over the weekend? What's that? Devil Wears Prada.

01:06:26.110 --> 01:06:29.389
What the hell's wrong with you, man? My family

01:06:29.389 --> 01:06:34.070
loves that movie. No. I did. He loved it. It's

01:06:34.070 --> 01:06:36.409
so good. I've never seen it. All right, so I

01:06:36.409 --> 01:06:37.949
don't want to hear these cackling morons talking.

01:06:38.250 --> 01:06:40.409
It surpassed all ticket sales of the original

01:06:40.409 --> 01:06:46.050
movie. It's called Nostalgia. That is what that

01:06:46.050 --> 01:06:52.349
is. There's some breaking news. The U .S. Supreme

01:06:52.349 --> 01:06:55.489
Court extending access to a widely used abortion

01:06:55.489 --> 01:07:01.929
pill until at least Thursday. Who cares what

01:07:01.929 --> 01:07:04.650
someone does with their body? Is abortion ideal?

01:07:04.849 --> 01:07:11.099
Of course not. But, you know, it's a thing. The

01:07:11.099 --> 01:07:12.760
high court is still considering whether to allow

01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:15.239
a lower court order restricting Mifepristone

01:07:15.239 --> 01:07:17.860
to take effect. Currently, the pill can be obtained

01:07:17.860 --> 01:07:19.780
through the mail without an in -person visit

01:07:19.780 --> 01:07:24.460
to a doctor. All right. That's your right with

01:07:24.460 --> 01:07:36.539
your body. We can't talk about Kelly Ripa. We're

01:07:36.539 --> 01:07:40.539
not playing the Kelly Ripa song. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:52.150
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Six, nine, hostin' the

01:07:52.150 --> 01:07:54.409
booth, duckin' door frames Happy hour, talkin'

01:07:54.550 --> 01:07:57.849
raw, say the whole thing Six days, bad text in

01:07:57.849 --> 01:07:59.989
the bowl games Name ringin' from the bird to

01:07:59.989 --> 01:08:02.349
the whole plane Late night, Ludo on his lap,

01:08:02.409 --> 01:08:04.570
why the phones ring? Throwback tracks, make the

01:08:04.570 --> 01:08:06.989
first crush, phone pay Celebrity gossip, got

01:08:06.989 --> 01:08:09.469
the tea, and it all steamed National show, out

01:08:09.469 --> 01:08:12.070
to play with the tall king He said, happy hour,

01:08:12.070 --> 01:08:15.190
coach, say what we think Turn the dial up, baby,

01:08:15.269 --> 01:08:18.130
don't blink Kelly Ripa is annoying, but I hot,

01:08:18.250 --> 01:08:20.390
cool The talk slick, still admit that change

01:08:29.190 --> 01:08:35.789
All right. I know. Holly Rippa was loving it

01:08:35.789 --> 01:08:38.250
on Mother's Day. It being a Big Mac and quarter

01:08:38.250 --> 01:08:42.279
pounder from Mickey. That's right. Kelly admitting

01:08:42.279 --> 01:08:44.699
on the May 11th episode of Live with Kelly and

01:08:44.699 --> 01:08:47.220
Mark that she had a great time eating McDonald's

01:08:47.220 --> 01:08:51.159
for Mother's Day. Oh, yeah. I bet it costs as

01:08:51.159 --> 01:08:53.420
much as a steak dinner now. His son, Joaquin

01:08:53.420 --> 01:08:55.460
Consuelos, who's currently starring in Death

01:08:55.460 --> 01:08:57.680
of a Salesman on Broadway. Oh, I'm sure he got

01:08:57.680 --> 01:08:58.899
that because of his talent and not because of

01:08:58.899 --> 01:09:01.840
his last name. And for his famous mama. There

01:09:01.840 --> 01:09:04.760
you go. This is the funniest text I got. He goes,

01:09:04.859 --> 01:09:08.420
I thought it would be fun if we had McDonald's

01:09:08.420 --> 01:09:12.079
for your birthday. And I said, it's not my birthday.

01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:15.939
And he goes, I mean Mother's Day. You know what

01:09:15.939 --> 01:09:20.359
I mean. That's kind of adorable. And so we had

01:09:20.359 --> 01:09:25.020
McDonald's. That is how you know McDonald's is

01:09:25.020 --> 01:09:26.739
overpriced is when originally you can afford

01:09:26.739 --> 01:09:33.090
it. President Trump says he is willing to sign

01:09:33.090 --> 01:09:36.409
off on a pause of the federal gas tax if Congress

01:09:36.409 --> 01:09:38.770
sends him a bill. It would save drivers roughly

01:09:38.770 --> 01:09:42.710
18 cents a gallon. Fuck Trump, man. I never wanted

01:09:42.710 --> 01:09:45.729
to be the guy that didn't like the president,

01:09:45.810 --> 01:09:50.189
but he is such a loser. An unregular unleaded.

01:09:50.630 --> 01:09:52.710
Thanks, Trump. I'm glad you started the alarm.

01:09:53.569 --> 01:09:56.350
You should go serve in your draft dodging piece

01:09:56.350 --> 01:10:02.090
of garbage. Open AI is facing a lewd lawsuit

01:10:02.090 --> 01:10:04.869
alleging Chad GPT played a role in the Florida

01:10:04.869 --> 01:10:07.090
State University deadly mass shooting. Yeah,

01:10:07.109 --> 01:10:09.829
we got a problem with Chad GPT. I use it a lot.

01:10:09.890 --> 01:10:12.989
I'm not going to deny and say I don't use it.

01:10:13.029 --> 01:10:17.510
But the problem is, it's very easy to convince.

01:10:18.710 --> 01:10:20.850
You ask it something, I can't talk about it.

01:10:20.869 --> 01:10:24.149
Please, I'll talk about it. And the fact that

01:10:24.149 --> 01:10:26.890
the McDill Air Force almost bombing, that the

01:10:26.890 --> 01:10:31.149
Asian woman got help from it. is not good and

01:10:31.149 --> 01:10:34.270
then you have the shooter from fsu getting help

01:10:34.270 --> 01:10:38.520
that's not good Now, lawyers representing one

01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:41.340
of the victim's families filed a lawsuit in federal

01:10:41.340 --> 01:10:43.399
court. News Channel 8's Mackenzie Laporte has

01:10:43.399 --> 01:10:45.020
the latest from the attorneys who gathered at

01:10:45.020 --> 01:10:47.180
the courthouse in Tallahassee this morning. This

01:10:47.180 --> 01:10:50.119
lawsuit is one of a growing number of legal actions

01:10:50.119 --> 01:10:53.079
and investigations in OpenAI following the shooting.

01:10:53.260 --> 01:10:56.020
There's a pending local lawsuit, this new federal

01:10:56.020 --> 01:10:59.439
lawsuit, and a probe into the AI platform by

01:10:59.439 --> 01:11:03.380
Florida's Attorney General himself. April 17th,

01:11:03.380 --> 01:11:06.380
2025, a day many in the Tallahassee community

01:11:06.380 --> 01:11:10.020
and beyond will never forget. I was taking an

01:11:10.020 --> 01:11:13.300
Uber and they had breaking news on, unfortunately

01:11:13.300 --> 01:11:17.020
it was FLZ, but I was like, damn. 911, what is

01:11:17.020 --> 01:11:19.279
the status of your emergency? I'm on FFT campus.

01:11:19.819 --> 01:11:22.199
Alright, I don't feel like reliving that. What

01:11:22.199 --> 01:11:28.239
a terrible day. Terrible friggin' day. One of

01:11:28.239 --> 01:11:30.439
my radio friends that has a daughter in West

01:11:30.439 --> 01:11:34.149
Palm. Virginia Snicky from the legendary KBGA

01:11:34.149 --> 01:11:35.729
show. Her daughter went there and that was scary

01:11:35.729 --> 01:11:42.689
too. So that was just a terrible day. Well, you

01:11:42.689 --> 01:11:49.729
sound like a Democrat. So this is a clip of Sidney

01:11:49.729 --> 01:11:55.250
Sweeney's character on Euphoria. And here's how

01:11:55.250 --> 01:11:58.229
you know radio's got a problem. Remember like

01:11:58.229 --> 01:12:02.770
25 years ago, Like in the movie Joe Dirt, there's

01:12:02.770 --> 01:12:05.609
a radio show that Joe Dirt goes on. And on Family

01:12:05.609 --> 01:12:09.050
Guy, there was Dingo and the Baby. And then on

01:12:09.050 --> 01:12:11.210
Park and Rec, every basic white girl when they

01:12:11.210 --> 01:12:13.529
ask me about radio, they say my show is similar

01:12:13.529 --> 01:12:17.130
to Ira and the Douche. You had all these impersonations.

01:12:17.130 --> 01:12:20.029
You had KBBL on The Simpsons. You had all these

01:12:20.029 --> 01:12:23.390
impersonations on radio. There's a problem. You

01:12:23.390 --> 01:12:25.430
had Frasier. You had the show News Radio. You

01:12:25.430 --> 01:12:27.850
had WKRP. There were people parodying radio.

01:12:28.850 --> 01:12:34.029
You know what the problem is? Now, all the TV

01:12:34.029 --> 01:12:38.329
commercials, there's one for some med, and then

01:12:38.329 --> 01:12:40.789
there's other ones where it's podcasts. That's

01:12:40.789 --> 01:12:42.850
when you know that we've taken over. I'm not.

01:12:43.350 --> 01:12:46.090
Sidney Sweeney's Euphoria character, Cassie,

01:12:46.170 --> 01:12:48.810
using offensive language on the topic of politics.

01:12:49.329 --> 01:12:52.710
Oh, wow. HBO being edgy. Wow, you guys would

01:12:52.710 --> 01:12:55.229
not have survived The Sopranos. In a line that's

01:12:55.229 --> 01:12:58.229
got fans wondering if it's got a meta meaning.

01:12:58.590 --> 01:13:03.439
Well, you sound like a Democrat. I'm not. I mean.

01:13:03.500 --> 01:13:06.180
Wow, she's a hot piece of ass, huh? Cassie is

01:13:06.180 --> 01:13:10.300
a crazy character. She will do anything and at

01:13:10.300 --> 01:13:16.140
all costs. Oh, yeah. Us to be famous this season.

01:13:16.579 --> 01:13:19.739
Including using slurs to ramp up her blossoming

01:13:19.739 --> 01:13:23.060
career on OnlyFans, saying things she thinks

01:13:23.060 --> 01:13:26.279
men want. Oh, wow. So are we at the point where

01:13:26.279 --> 01:13:31.039
we're outraged over an HBO show? Wow. Idiocracy

01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:36.619
is upon us. I think I know when I found the one.

01:13:36.859 --> 01:13:40.539
Probably when they proposed. She sounds like

01:13:40.539 --> 01:13:43.899
a sociopath. There's that girl from 90 Day Fiancé.

01:13:43.939 --> 01:13:47.140
That being Courtney. For those of you that say

01:13:47.140 --> 01:13:49.399
it. She spells it stupid. C -O -R -T -N -E -Y.

01:13:49.739 --> 01:13:53.380
I can't keep a secret. I'm engaged. This is my

01:13:53.380 --> 01:13:56.380
fiancé, Phillip. He's 66 years old and plowing

01:13:56.380 --> 01:14:00.060
her for two seconds. She said yes. There you

01:14:00.060 --> 01:14:02.460
go. Good for him. And then here's everyone's

01:14:02.460 --> 01:14:04.319
favorite homewrecker, Bobby Althoff, talking

01:14:04.319 --> 01:14:07.439
about being on a reality show. Yeah, she left

01:14:07.439 --> 01:14:09.319
that husband that helped her start the podcast.

01:14:09.579 --> 01:14:12.720
This is why you never invest in people. She started

01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:14.680
the podcast because her husband helped her with

01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:17.079
the media company and then she left him after

01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:20.600
laying in bed with Drake three years ago. And

01:14:20.600 --> 01:14:24.100
now she's dating an urban man and she's going

01:14:24.100 --> 01:14:29.060
to be on a reality show. It's our first time

01:14:29.060 --> 01:14:31.060
going anywhere. It says you're making your red

01:14:31.060 --> 01:14:33.359
carpet debut. What's it like? It's our first

01:14:33.359 --> 01:14:35.460
time going anywhere with a red carpet together.

01:14:35.859 --> 01:14:40.619
It's great. It's great. She's got that vocal

01:14:40.619 --> 01:14:43.399
fry. It's great. He's back there supporting anything

01:14:43.399 --> 01:14:45.380
with me. And yeah, it's fun to have him here.

01:14:45.619 --> 01:14:47.720
I don't know. I was just like, maybe I'll do

01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:49.819
it. I was not going to go this morning because

01:14:49.819 --> 01:14:51.720
I hate doing red carpets because I feel like

01:14:51.720 --> 01:14:54.239
I hate every photo of myself. Yeah, because you're

01:14:54.239 --> 01:14:57.579
annoying. I don't want to listen to him. I'm

01:14:57.579 --> 01:14:59.800
driving nuts. It's a different new song. You

01:14:59.800 --> 01:15:16.149
drive me crazy. I just can't be. I like this

01:15:16.149 --> 01:15:20.609
headline. Even though he's a dirtbag. Miles Bridges

01:15:20.609 --> 01:15:24.270
wants a psychiatric exam for his baby mom. She'd

01:15:24.270 --> 01:15:27.550
be crazy to have a kid with you. Victor Wimbayama

01:15:27.550 --> 01:15:32.449
dodges the suspension for the elbow. Yeah. That

01:15:32.449 --> 01:15:35.109
was any other player. Without his drain on, he'd

01:15:35.109 --> 01:15:38.829
be suspended. But the NBA... I know that the

01:15:38.829 --> 01:15:41.869
Spurs need him. Because then the Timberwolves

01:15:41.869 --> 01:15:46.710
ended up winning the game. But yeah, that's nice.

01:15:46.729 --> 01:15:50.529
The Cleveland Cavaliers look really good. They

01:15:50.529 --> 01:15:52.369
were down two out to the Pistons, and then they

01:15:52.369 --> 01:15:56.250
won two at home. I'm kind of glad they won. I

01:15:56.250 --> 01:15:58.310
don't know. I have a love for Cleveland. I worked

01:15:58.310 --> 01:16:04.310
there. My mom's family's from there. But I think

01:16:04.310 --> 01:16:07.310
if there was a team... From Cleveland that I

01:16:07.310 --> 01:16:09.789
probably root for is probably the Cavs. Because

01:16:09.789 --> 01:16:12.109
I like watching the Browns suffer. And I don't

01:16:12.109 --> 01:16:15.750
know. I'm not a fan of the Guardians. Especially

01:16:15.750 --> 01:16:18.029
when we beat them in a road series, me and the

01:16:18.029 --> 01:16:26.050
Cubs. But last night, the Lakers got swept. You

01:16:26.050 --> 01:16:27.850
need to just get rid of LeBron and focus the

01:16:27.850 --> 01:16:31.649
whole team around Luka. Well, Luka was asked.

01:16:32.840 --> 01:16:35.560
About playing in Slovenia, and he said his daughters

01:16:35.560 --> 01:16:38.819
come first. After this crazy year, that was a

01:16:38.819 --> 01:16:53.359
good answer. Here it is. Mm -hmm. All right.

01:16:53.579 --> 01:16:58.460
Here it is, Luca. Damn it. You could do a bingo

01:16:58.460 --> 01:16:59.960
card if every time I do this, I had the website

01:16:59.960 --> 01:17:04.600
muted. Hey, Luke. So we spent a lot of time last

01:17:04.600 --> 01:17:06.600
summer talking about your fitness journey to

01:17:06.600 --> 01:17:08.699
get ready for this season. Yeah, you got to have

01:17:08.699 --> 01:17:11.340
rid of that Texas barbecue fat. And after being

01:17:11.340 --> 01:17:13.300
traded here, and obviously the year before you

01:17:13.300 --> 01:17:15.960
were coming off the finals, what is an ideal

01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:18.720
summer for just you personally as far as how

01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:22.199
you want to come into next season and spend this

01:17:22.199 --> 01:17:23.939
offseason? And make sure you don't come in anything

01:17:23.939 --> 01:17:28.460
this offseason and get another kid. I mean, first

01:17:28.460 --> 01:17:31.100
of all, I want to spend time with my daughters.

01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:35.560
Good. And that's probably the only thing that

01:17:35.560 --> 01:17:37.720
is on my mind right now. That's good. What a

01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:40.300
good man. I like Luca. He seems like he means

01:17:40.300 --> 01:17:49.140
well. This really annoyed me. I don't know. What

01:17:49.140 --> 01:17:51.819
show is this? Yahoo Sports. That already is the

01:17:51.819 --> 01:17:54.140
problem in this situation. They interviewed Ric

01:17:54.140 --> 01:17:59.880
Flair. About Luka Doncic's injury. You mean the

01:17:59.880 --> 01:18:02.340
same Ric Flair that bothers people and harasses

01:18:02.340 --> 01:18:05.239
women at Florida bars all day? That's who we're

01:18:05.239 --> 01:18:08.960
going to for NBA analysis? No, no, no, no, no,

01:18:09.020 --> 01:18:12.479
no. I'm not kidding. The drunken idiot who acts

01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:16.119
like an asswipe in public and is walking around

01:18:16.119 --> 01:18:19.300
looking to get recognized. He's the authority

01:18:19.300 --> 01:18:24.220
on NBA injuries? I'm not being hard on Luke.

01:18:24.340 --> 01:18:28.859
I'm having fun. I'm such a Laker fan, and I just

01:18:28.859 --> 01:18:31.239
honestly believe. How long are you in a fan?

01:18:31.340 --> 01:18:34.500
Two days? Of course, I don't know anything about

01:18:34.500 --> 01:18:37.720
the extent of his injury. So then just stop talking,

01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:44.460
moron. But the first time I saw it, I did the

01:18:44.460 --> 01:18:48.880
same thing to the quarterback for the 49ers a

01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:50.220
couple years ago. I was like, get back in the

01:18:50.220 --> 01:18:53.300
game, man. Yeah, how did that work out? Mm -hmm.

01:18:53.880 --> 01:18:58.739
You came up in an era where everybody, you know,

01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:01.399
would just fight through the injuries. Now Gen

01:19:01.399 --> 01:19:03.720
Z does not want to do that. So you come off like

01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:08.260
a boomer. I'm surprised you're not drunk. You

01:19:08.260 --> 01:19:10.979
know, I've taken a quarter of the own shot and

01:19:10.979 --> 01:19:12.760
wrestled with a broken ankle, so I don't have

01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:15.260
much sympathy. All right, we didn't ask for your

01:19:15.260 --> 01:19:19.420
sympathy. You're a drunken douchebag. For the

01:19:19.420 --> 01:19:24.699
hamstring. You're stupid. But, you know, I know

01:19:24.699 --> 01:19:29.239
that they protect their future. Yeah, so he's

01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:31.420
like bipolar, because I am, so I can tell. He

01:19:31.420 --> 01:19:33.539
goes from one second, oh, yeah, you know, I don't

01:19:33.539 --> 01:19:35.640
know much about the injury, and then he trashes

01:19:35.640 --> 01:19:37.600
them, and then just be a man and just trash them.

01:19:37.739 --> 01:19:40.960
I'm blaming him for that. Shut up. You're a moron.

01:19:42.119 --> 01:19:45.220
Here's Byron Scott. Remember when he was coach

01:19:45.220 --> 01:19:48.640
of the Lakers years ago? He says, no matter what

01:19:48.640 --> 01:19:50.920
the Lakers did this year with LeBron, they need

01:19:50.920 --> 01:19:52.920
to move on from him. Just finish by saying this,

01:19:52.979 --> 01:19:54.619
and what Gary is saying is exactly what I am

01:19:54.619 --> 01:19:55.659
saying, but I'm going to be a little bit more

01:19:55.659 --> 01:19:59.800
specific. You're getting paid $50 million. You're

01:19:59.800 --> 01:20:03.859
41, 42, 43 years old, right? Yeah. Okay, you

01:20:03.859 --> 01:20:05.340
got a three -headed monster like you're talking

01:20:05.340 --> 01:20:08.720
about. The Lakers, if you want to move on and

01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:12.180
be a championship team for the next five, six,

01:20:12.260 --> 01:20:15.199
seven years, you got to build around Luka Doncic.

01:20:17.990 --> 01:20:20.970
Austin Reeves, you can't do that if he's still

01:20:20.970 --> 01:20:24.609
here. He's 50 million. That comes off the cap.

01:20:24.810 --> 01:20:27.310
You can go get two really good basketball players.

01:20:27.649 --> 01:20:32.890
No cap! 50. And young basketball players. They

01:20:32.890 --> 01:20:35.369
can come in here and help. So, again, all you

01:20:35.369 --> 01:20:37.149
haters out there that, oh, he hating on LeBron.

01:20:37.270 --> 01:20:41.069
No. This is basketball. This is logic. This is

01:20:41.069 --> 01:20:44.270
what makes sense for the Lakers. Now, again,

01:20:44.409 --> 01:20:45.930
I'm not in those meetings. I don't know what

01:20:45.930 --> 01:20:48.210
they're going to do. But if I am in those meetings,

01:20:48.409 --> 01:20:52.369
we move on. That's a good idea. And then there's

01:20:52.369 --> 01:20:55.869
this headline right here. Carmelo Anthony says

01:20:55.869 --> 01:20:58.270
that NBA players should stream and not do press

01:20:58.270 --> 01:21:04.289
conferences. Why give a press conference to...

01:21:05.430 --> 01:21:11.350
a company. When I'm my own IP, I can go do my

01:21:11.350 --> 01:21:14.630
own press conference. I can go do my own. Streaming

01:21:14.630 --> 01:21:17.649
is a new press conference. It really is. You'll

01:21:17.649 --> 01:21:21.170
have morons like Jalen Brown just babble. Yeah.

01:21:22.470 --> 01:21:26.449
Nobody want to sit in the room no more and answer

01:21:26.449 --> 01:21:30.319
questions on 5, 6, 7 reporters. They want to

01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:31.880
get to the news. Especially when the reporters

01:21:31.880 --> 01:21:35.000
get a big head and think they're better than

01:21:35.000 --> 01:21:38.739
you. The gritty of it and face it face to face

01:21:38.739 --> 01:21:42.520
with your followers and the people. There you

01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:46.140
go. And then there's this news about the Chicago

01:21:46.140 --> 01:21:53.090
Bulls. Happy Hot Topic. Ready? First week on

01:21:53.090 --> 01:21:55.649
the job for Bryson Graham, getting hired as Bulls

01:21:55.649 --> 01:21:57.729
executive vice president of basketball operations

01:21:57.729 --> 01:22:00.350
on Monday to landing the number four overall

01:22:00.350 --> 01:22:03.329
pick. Hopefully they can do something with it.

01:22:03.890 --> 01:22:07.529
In the draft, the Bulls had a 20 .3 % chance.

01:22:07.689 --> 01:22:10.409
I always think the draft is rigged, by the way.

01:22:11.970 --> 01:22:14.760
Jumping into the top four. Now Graham has a chance

01:22:14.760 --> 01:22:17.319
at adding a talented player to a rebuilding team,

01:22:17.460 --> 01:22:20.800
calling this quote a great first step. Still,

01:22:20.859 --> 01:22:23.460
the Bulls' new boss. Man, all the NBA draft picks

01:22:23.460 --> 01:22:26.439
all have broccoli hair. I was pretty excited

01:22:26.439 --> 01:22:30.020
the moment it was revealed. I was fainted. I

01:22:30.020 --> 01:22:33.439
was like, this is crazy. This guy's got better

01:22:33.439 --> 01:22:35.420
energy, but needs a better microphone. This is

01:22:35.420 --> 01:22:38.579
crazy because it's such a great draft. There's

01:22:38.579 --> 01:22:41.800
a ton of talent. It's deep. Obviously, there

01:22:41.800 --> 01:22:43.520
are some names at the top of the draft that you

01:22:43.520 --> 01:22:45.399
do get excited about. It doesn't matter where

01:22:45.399 --> 01:22:47.000
we pick. We're going to get the best player.

01:22:47.539 --> 01:22:51.539
There you go. All right. Here's the deal. Coming

01:22:51.539 --> 01:22:54.720
up next is NFL news. More about the side jokes.

01:22:55.380 --> 01:22:58.020
Chicago news, Cleveland news, and anything else

01:22:58.020 --> 01:23:00.479
that breaks until then. We will be right back.

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01:23:30.130 --> 01:23:33.550
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give me a hug, what you want, what you need,

01:24:15.970 --> 01:24:19.489
a skateboard thug I just wanna get next to you,

01:24:19.550 --> 01:24:23.130
sit back, we'll push a board, bang for you Hey

01:24:23.130 --> 01:24:25.649
girl, come give me a hug, what you want, what

01:24:25.649 --> 01:24:28.869
you need, a skateboard thug I just wanna get

01:24:28.869 --> 01:24:31.810
next to you, sit back, we'll push a board, bang

01:24:31.810 --> 01:24:35.050
for you I hardly got time, baby girl you on my

01:24:35.050 --> 01:24:37.489
mind I know you very fine, but baby it's crunch

01:24:37.489 --> 01:24:41.890
time I'm too old for that, memory wise I come

01:24:41.890 --> 01:24:44.710
from where the ocean at So baby come back, pretend

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I sell crack This is a skater rap, believe me

01:24:47.329 --> 01:24:49.869
you full attached I know I look fine, I know

01:24:49.869 --> 01:24:52.609
I sound sweet Yeah I'm confident, believe it,

01:24:52.609 --> 01:24:55.770
cocky No more worries lil mama gon' set em down

01:24:55.770 --> 01:24:58.050
You play the fire, I'ma be the one who put it

01:24:58.050 --> 01:25:00.529
out And let me tell you how it is in the beach

01:25:00.529 --> 01:25:03.930
Growing up as a little kid in the beach Young

01:25:03.930 --> 01:25:06.489
boy from the city of palm trees Dippin' through

01:25:06.489 --> 01:25:09.470
the hood, that's where you can find me J to 10,

01:25:09.550 --> 01:25:12.010
yeah, I'm lookin' real shiny Skatin' on the game

01:25:12.010 --> 01:25:15.189
with the bangers to hide me Hey girl, come give

01:25:15.189 --> 01:25:18.189
me a hug What you want, what you need, a skateboarder

01:25:18.189 --> 01:25:21.930
I just wanna get next to you Sit back, we'll

01:25:21.930 --> 01:25:25.170
push a board, bang for your bank Hey girl, come

01:25:25.170 --> 01:25:27.689
give me a hug What you want, what you need, a

01:25:27.689 --> 01:25:37.239
skateboarder I just wanna get next to you Just

01:25:37.239 --> 01:25:40.319
chill and do whatever you think I'm 16 but I

01:25:40.319 --> 01:25:42.319
can show you new things That'll make you wanna

01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:45.960
turn into a fiend for the fiend You got me accomplishing

01:25:45.960 --> 01:25:48.779
my dreams What come up in between me and you

01:25:48.779 --> 01:25:52.199
But I'ma keep it between me and you like Cassie

01:25:52.199 --> 01:25:54.859
Real chick cause you hood but also classy Your

01:25:54.859 --> 01:25:57.460
friends hate cause they know I skate Mad dogging

01:25:57.460 --> 01:25:59.859
me only cause they can't relate Bring flowers

01:25:59.859 --> 01:26:02.340
to your stairs and just call it a date Do whatever

01:26:02.390 --> 01:26:05.489
To make this thing great To make this thing work

01:26:05.489 --> 01:26:07.909
For whatever it's worth Come with me and I'ma

01:26:07.909 --> 01:26:10.149
give you the earth Give you the wind, give you

01:26:10.149 --> 01:26:13.350
the fire Whatever you desire more As long as

01:26:13.350 --> 01:26:16.710
I can bang my board Hey girl, come give me a

01:26:16.710 --> 01:26:19.130
hug What you want, what you need A skateboard

01:26:19.130 --> 01:26:23.189
thug I just wanna get next to you Sit back, we'll

01:26:23.189 --> 01:26:26.090
push your board Bang what you bang Hey girl,

01:26:26.149 --> 01:26:28.649
come give me a hug What you want, what you need

01:26:28.649 --> 01:26:32.170
A skateboard thug I just wanna get next to you

01:26:39.979 --> 01:26:49.960
Uh, yeah, let's get back to this show. All right

01:26:49.960 --> 01:26:53.859
now, but let me press this. And now, back to

01:26:53.859 --> 01:26:57.380
the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot

01:26:57.380 --> 01:27:11.010
97 .7. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart,

01:27:11.090 --> 01:27:14.170
you know what you like. And now for something

01:27:14.170 --> 01:27:54.779
completely different. Door is closing. Me, me,

01:27:54.779 --> 01:28:18.416
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

01:28:26.890 --> 01:28:38.960
Let's go. Let's go. Say Pete to the globe, he

01:28:38.960 --> 01:28:41.720
on the dial Talk that talk, make the whole room

01:28:41.720 --> 01:28:45.779
smile 6ix9ine tall, no filter, all hard Say what

01:28:45.779 --> 01:28:49.340
he mean and he go too hard Sex, dating, names

01:28:49.340 --> 01:28:52.180
in the news Go back joints with them old school

01:28:52.180 --> 01:28:54.880
grooves If the night feels cold, he bring a spark

01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:58.600
Stand alone by the window in the dark Ring that

01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:04.140
phone, he let it fly Nope, nope, no fake crown

01:29:05.229 --> 01:29:11.510
He keep it loud Hoppy hour, hoppy hour Say it

01:29:11.510 --> 01:29:15.670
loud, let it ring out Hoppy hour, hoppy hour

01:29:15.670 --> 01:29:20.489
From St. Pete, he bring it now Hoppy hour, hoppy

01:29:20.489 --> 01:29:28.000
hour Worldwide on the air while he speaks his

01:29:28.000 --> 01:29:30.920
name. National roll, every city got the feed,

01:29:30.939 --> 01:29:34.000
bro. Country crossover on a black CB. Country

01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:36.979
pop bounce, country rock grit. Then the rap rewind,

01:29:37.399 --> 01:29:40.079
yet the whole block split. He got opinions, he

01:29:40.079 --> 01:29:42.220
don't bite his tongue. If it needs the truth,

01:29:42.279 --> 01:29:44.300
then the truth gets sung. And when the break

01:29:44.300 --> 01:29:47.420
comes on, cast on his lap, Luna curled up while

01:29:47.420 --> 01:29:51.460
he makes the readout. No script, no pose. Just

01:29:51.460 --> 01:29:57.000
him and the crowd. One, one, hot mic. Oh! He

01:29:57.000 --> 01:30:02.939
too loud. Hoppy hour, hoppy hour. Say it loud,

01:30:03.180 --> 01:30:07.279
let it ring out. Hoppy hour, hoppy hour. From

01:30:07.279 --> 01:30:15.060
St. Pete he brings. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -49 -46773.

01:30:15.779 --> 01:30:18.500
You're tweeting me at RyanHoppyRadio. While he

01:30:18.500 --> 01:30:22.260
speaks, isn't it? Always, you're my man. RyanHoppyRadio

01:30:22.260 --> 01:30:48.770
.com. Oh, yeah. We got about 125 days until the

01:30:48.770 --> 01:30:54.569
NFL returns. And as much as I miss the NFL, the

01:30:54.569 --> 01:30:57.350
thing is, if I miss it, then that means cold

01:30:57.350 --> 01:30:59.529
weather and the winter is going to be here. So

01:30:59.529 --> 01:31:04.069
I'm enjoying the NBA playoffs. I'm enjoying the

01:31:04.069 --> 01:31:07.550
daily updates about that skank Diana Rossini

01:31:07.550 --> 01:31:12.970
and Mike Vrabel. Oh, it's entertaining. So much

01:31:12.970 --> 01:31:16.829
is going on. I wonder what team's going to win

01:31:16.829 --> 01:31:19.250
the Super Bowl next year. I wonder if there's

01:31:19.250 --> 01:31:22.069
any chance that the Bengals could be good again.

01:31:22.729 --> 01:31:26.609
Or if Eric Bien -Ami returning to Kansas City

01:31:26.609 --> 01:31:29.750
will help them win. There's definitely a vibe

01:31:29.750 --> 01:31:34.479
in the air. The Patriots really messed up by

01:31:34.479 --> 01:31:39.100
not winning. They needed to win, and they didn't,

01:31:39.100 --> 01:31:57.159
because they're all losers. What do we got here?

01:31:58.320 --> 01:32:01.380
Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen are simply obsessed

01:32:01.380 --> 01:32:04.460
with life as a family of three. Oh yeah, you

01:32:04.460 --> 01:32:07.899
know, making a baby with her would be fun. The

01:32:07.899 --> 01:32:10.079
Sinner's star shares the first glimpse of her

01:32:10.079 --> 01:32:13.420
baby girl in a new Instagram post May 11th, one

01:32:13.420 --> 01:32:15.520
day after Mother's Day. Alright, so she had a

01:32:15.520 --> 01:32:18.859
kid. I didn't notice this headline here. I saw

01:32:18.859 --> 01:32:24.590
this and it fascinated me. Eagle star... Offensive

01:32:24.590 --> 01:32:26.850
tackle Fred Johnson's pregnant ex -girlfriend

01:32:26.850 --> 01:32:31.569
exposes him for abandoning her to smash other

01:32:31.569 --> 01:32:35.829
girls on Hinge. I'm not defending them. What

01:32:35.829 --> 01:32:38.130
did you expect when you had a kid with an NFL

01:32:38.130 --> 01:32:42.590
player? Just a quick question. Man, she's got

01:32:42.590 --> 01:32:44.670
a nice body, though. I can see why he had a kid

01:32:44.670 --> 01:32:47.829
with her. If a man were to kick out his eight

01:32:47.829 --> 01:32:51.189
-month pregnant girlfriend, an unborn daughter,

01:32:51.789 --> 01:32:54.850
To then be on Hinge the very next day. Hell yeah,

01:32:54.930 --> 01:32:58.010
good for you, bud. I'm kidding. Looking for women

01:32:58.010 --> 01:33:01.689
to have fun with, you know. Hypothetically, you

01:33:01.689 --> 01:33:03.789
would not think that that type of man is a good

01:33:03.789 --> 01:33:07.810
man or a good father. I guess not. Maybe you

01:33:07.810 --> 01:33:09.210
get couples counseling because you're going to

01:33:09.210 --> 01:33:11.890
have to go parent with them. Making a video is

01:33:11.890 --> 01:33:15.399
just kind of showing that you're a brat. You

01:33:15.399 --> 01:33:17.279
would probably not think that that type of man

01:33:17.279 --> 01:33:20.260
has integrity or morals or any form of decency.

01:33:20.300 --> 01:33:23.199
Does anybody in the NFL do? I mean, look, the

01:33:23.199 --> 01:33:25.220
Patriots almost won the Super Bowl, and Mike

01:33:25.220 --> 01:33:27.300
Rabel was supposed to be the man in the NFL,

01:33:27.359 --> 01:33:29.779
the family man. He's a cheater. They all are.

01:33:30.520 --> 01:33:33.060
I've hung around NFL players for their dogs.

01:33:33.460 --> 01:33:36.060
Right? Not defending it, but I'm saying you knew

01:33:36.060 --> 01:33:37.659
what you were signing up for, and now you're

01:33:37.659 --> 01:33:40.430
playing victim? Shut up. Because I'm just trying

01:33:40.430 --> 01:33:42.909
to see if we're all on the same page. I don't

01:33:42.909 --> 01:33:44.449
think we are. I don't think you're on the same

01:33:44.449 --> 01:33:47.369
page. I think you need to realize that you had

01:33:47.369 --> 01:33:49.369
a kid with the wrong person. And he's probably

01:33:49.369 --> 01:33:53.609
not going to be around for the kid. Take the

01:33:53.609 --> 01:33:57.670
check and run. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.

01:33:57.829 --> 01:34:00.170
Just say it. We know what you're talking about.

01:34:00.390 --> 01:34:02.789
You're doing that thing where you're afraid to

01:34:02.789 --> 01:34:04.430
say it because of a lawsuit. So you're being

01:34:04.430 --> 01:34:08.689
passive aggressive. Good luck being a mom. If

01:34:08.689 --> 01:34:11.529
these women were to be aware of the fact that,

01:34:11.630 --> 01:34:15.189
hypothetically, this man. Hypothetically. Hypothetically,

01:34:15.189 --> 01:34:17.029
you don't put out enough. An eight -month pregnant,

01:34:17.170 --> 01:34:21.329
now ex -girlfriend, and child on the way. And

01:34:21.329 --> 01:34:25.909
still decides to want to speak to and have fun

01:34:25.909 --> 01:34:30.710
with him. Listen. I could see if you're an NFL

01:34:30.710 --> 01:34:32.630
player and you're an offensive tackle and you

01:34:32.630 --> 01:34:34.729
get hit in the head a lot and you're very horny

01:34:34.729 --> 01:34:37.430
and you got this annoying woman just bitching

01:34:37.430 --> 01:34:39.369
at you. I could kind of see why you would choose

01:34:39.369 --> 01:34:41.550
the side chicks. Also, he's in the NFL and that's

01:34:41.550 --> 01:34:44.409
what they do. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.

01:34:46.850 --> 01:34:48.270
Hypothetically, you're annoying to be around.

01:34:48.529 --> 01:34:51.069
You would think that that kind of woman also

01:34:51.069 --> 01:34:54.710
has absolutely no respect for herself, no integrity.

01:34:55.289 --> 01:34:57.890
No more. Yeah, they're side chicks. You know

01:34:57.890 --> 01:34:59.609
what you were shouting out for? You didn't marry

01:34:59.609 --> 01:35:03.310
a, you know, a rocket scientist. And no decency.

01:35:03.630 --> 01:35:05.430
I don't think you have any decency. I think you're

01:35:05.430 --> 01:35:10.989
annoying. Blah, blah, blah. Never my fault. Man.

01:35:11.250 --> 01:35:13.029
And they're going to have a camp together? That's

01:35:13.029 --> 01:35:16.210
great. Dad's going to give you some good co -parenting

01:35:16.210 --> 01:35:40.199
there. Oh, Lord. Yeah. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.

01:35:44.560 --> 01:35:46.319
Hypothetically, you should do OnlyFans. You got

01:35:46.319 --> 01:36:02.430
a nice chest. Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin' fire

01:36:02.430 --> 01:36:05.590
again National waves and the city's a -spinnin'

01:36:05.930 --> 01:36:08.329
Talkin' headlines, man, you can't resist Every

01:36:08.329 --> 01:36:10.270
group a -hittin' harder than a clenched fist

01:36:10.270 --> 01:36:13.909
Tell the big news, keep makin' it spin On Happy

01:36:13.909 --> 01:36:17.010
Hour where the real begins Turn it up loud, let's

01:36:17.010 --> 01:36:19.550
get - Uh, what's goin' on? In the mix from St.

01:36:19.729 --> 01:36:35.960
Pete to the world, we bringin' the - Mm -hmm.

01:36:37.600 --> 01:36:40.460
The wall is quiet at Curtis Hickson Park in downtown

01:36:40.460 --> 01:36:42.640
Tampa tonight. Yeah, what is going on with these

01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:47.180
teen takeovers? They're losers! And future criminals.

01:36:47.520 --> 01:36:51.140
Or current criminals as well. That was not the

01:36:51.140 --> 01:36:53.760
case just a few nights ago. On Friday night,

01:36:53.819 --> 01:36:56.399
the park was full of teenagers, many causing

01:36:56.399 --> 01:36:58.939
trouble. Police arresting 22 people during the

01:36:58.939 --> 01:37:02.100
so -called teen takeover. And word on social

01:37:02.100 --> 01:37:04.300
media is teens across the Bay Area are planning

01:37:04.300 --> 01:37:06.819
more unruly gatherings like that. Yeah, you're

01:37:06.819 --> 01:37:08.539
going to have to watch out who joins your Facebook

01:37:08.539 --> 01:37:13.300
group. That one. But Tampa's police chief warns

01:37:13.300 --> 01:37:15.619
against it. News Channel 8's Ryan Arbogast joining

01:37:15.619 --> 01:37:17.260
us live from the park tonight. Ryan, I know you

01:37:17.260 --> 01:37:19.039
had a chance to speak with a business owner whose

01:37:19.039 --> 01:37:21.579
store was damaged during last Friday's chaos.

01:37:22.239 --> 01:37:29.199
Chaos! Keith, these are all AI -generated flyers

01:37:29.199 --> 01:37:31.819
that are all across social media. A quick check

01:37:31.819 --> 01:37:34.479
on places like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter,

01:37:34.600 --> 01:37:37.359
and you can find hundreds of these for dozens

01:37:37.359 --> 01:37:39.560
of cities throughout the country. All right,

01:37:39.560 --> 01:37:44.579
so that's going on in Tampa. We're going to play

01:37:44.579 --> 01:38:09.180
the OG Chicago News theme. Yeah. It's where the

01:38:09.180 --> 01:38:14.340
stories flow. Ryan Hobbs got the mic, he's behind

01:38:14.340 --> 01:38:19.460
the show. He calls it like it is, no sugar, no

01:38:19.460 --> 01:38:25.520
glaze. Serving up the truth in a Midwest blaze.

01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:53.859
Giving you the deal. To the lake, to the skyline

01:38:53.859 --> 01:38:58.640
glow. He's breaking it down like a late night

01:38:58.640 --> 01:39:04.079
probe. No spin, no fluff, just the rawest taste.

01:39:05.819 --> 01:39:11.199
Hot like deep dish served on silver plates. You

01:39:11.199 --> 01:39:14.039
want the fat? He's got the juice. Turn up the

01:39:14.039 --> 01:39:41.210
dollars to Chicago. The gas price out here at

01:39:41.210 --> 01:39:45.470
the Luke at Luke in Hammond is $4 .59. We've

01:39:45.470 --> 01:39:47.949
been out here all day. Yes, everyone's going

01:39:47.949 --> 01:39:51.470
to Indiana for gas. The majority of the drivers

01:39:51.470 --> 01:39:55.770
we've seen have Illinois license plates. Wait,

01:39:55.810 --> 01:39:58.140
I was on E. I came all the way from Chicago,

01:39:58.199 --> 01:40:00.079
all the way over here, just because it's cheaper.

01:40:00.239 --> 01:40:03.020
Chicago driver Nate Carusco took a big risk,

01:40:03.119 --> 01:40:05.680
hopping the Indiana borderline to get gas and

01:40:05.680 --> 01:40:08.579
driving on E. I don't even go to Chicago to pump

01:40:08.579 --> 01:40:10.560
gas. I don't even know the prices, but I know

01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:12.659
they're up. All right. Well, hopefully, you know,

01:40:12.739 --> 01:40:15.439
your car doesn't die. About an hour before that,

01:40:15.600 --> 01:40:17.899
police say a group of three or four people also

01:40:17.899 --> 01:40:20.439
smashed the windows of this dispensary in the

01:40:20.439 --> 01:40:22.960
South Loop. And the crime is just up. But hey,

01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:25.689
Brandon Johnson thinks otherwise. This is the

01:40:25.689 --> 01:40:28.569
Grasshopper Club near Roosevelt in Wabash. There's

01:40:28.569 --> 01:40:31.649
that and there's this disgusting online. A Chicago

01:40:31.649 --> 01:40:34.090
priest is under investigation after he was accused

01:40:34.090 --> 01:40:37.850
of improper conversations. Yeah, this is an ongoing

01:40:37.850 --> 01:40:39.729
thing. Do you know, I found this out recently.

01:40:39.850 --> 01:40:42.350
Do you know that the Catholic Church has insurance

01:40:42.350 --> 01:40:44.750
that can pretty much just pay off the victims

01:40:44.750 --> 01:40:47.029
and that they just sweep it under the rug and

01:40:47.029 --> 01:40:49.050
put the priest at the next church? Now listen,

01:40:49.229 --> 01:40:52.210
I try not to hate on the Catholic Church because

01:40:52.210 --> 01:40:55.470
I grew up in that cult. And my family is Catholic.

01:40:55.609 --> 01:40:57.609
I need to despise it. I don't believe in Jeebus.

01:40:57.689 --> 01:40:59.210
But what I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,

01:40:59.210 --> 01:41:01.869
boys and girls, is it's kind of hard to like

01:41:01.869 --> 01:41:04.949
the Catholic church when you guys cover up pedophilia.

01:41:05.029 --> 01:41:07.029
Now, if you just came out and said, hey, you

01:41:07.029 --> 01:41:09.489
know, first of all, we should come out as gay

01:41:09.489 --> 01:41:11.609
because a lot of priests are. But second of all,

01:41:12.369 --> 01:41:14.369
the thing is, we should just not be touching

01:41:14.369 --> 01:41:16.850
kids. But when they try to sweep it under the

01:41:16.850 --> 01:41:20.670
rug, that's no good. Cardinal Blaise Cupich sent

01:41:20.670 --> 01:41:23.750
a letter to parishioners of St. Francis of Assisi

01:41:23.750 --> 01:41:25.729
in the Little Italy neighborhood. I've actually

01:41:25.729 --> 01:41:28.289
heard of that. He says the archdiocese received

01:41:28.289 --> 01:41:31.930
allegations that Reverend Jose Molina. Oh, Jose.

01:41:33.270 --> 01:41:35.810
Communicated inappropriately with minors and

01:41:35.810 --> 01:41:42.010
adult women. I actually just cannot stand priests.

01:41:42.539 --> 01:41:45.380
I don't mind if you want to believe in God and

01:41:45.380 --> 01:41:47.939
you want some meaning in your life. That's fine.

01:41:48.140 --> 01:41:50.939
That is your right as a human. But there is some

01:41:50.939 --> 01:41:52.899
pedophile problem in that church. I don't know

01:41:52.899 --> 01:41:56.760
what it is. It's very off -putting. It's very

01:41:56.760 --> 01:41:58.659
off -putting how Catholics just accept it. They're

01:41:58.659 --> 01:42:03.279
like, oh, well, you know, but God loves me. Very

01:42:03.279 --> 01:42:39.840
weird. Very weird. Very weird. Oh! We'll be right

01:42:39.840 --> 01:42:56.720
back. Welcome in here to this new half hour.

01:42:56.819 --> 01:42:59.739
It has happened again. A shooting at an Akron

01:42:59.739 --> 01:43:03.800
bar. Man, what the hell is going on here? That

01:43:03.800 --> 01:43:06.140
70 -year -old owner you saw there of the bar

01:43:06.140 --> 01:43:08.300
in the North Hill neighborhood was shot on the

01:43:08.300 --> 01:43:11.439
job. So far, police don't have any suspects.

01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:15.060
Ah, good old cops in Cleveland. Speaking of the

01:43:15.060 --> 01:43:17.619
cops. New developments tonight in an assault

01:43:17.619 --> 01:43:20.439
case involving a former Brooklyn police sergeant.

01:43:20.439 --> 01:43:23.159
Paul Stein pled no contest in Parma Municipal

01:43:23.159 --> 01:43:28.180
Court today. Loser! It's Parma, though. He was

01:43:28.180 --> 01:43:31.000
accused of repeatedly punching a woman handcuffed

01:43:31.000 --> 01:43:33.399
in his custody. That's good. And then there's

01:43:33.399 --> 01:43:36.199
this with cops. Two deadly chases by the same

01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:38.239
Cuyahoga County Sheriff's deputy found to be

01:43:38.239 --> 01:43:42.300
within policy. I am the police protecting their

01:43:42.300 --> 01:43:46.720
own. No way. The old policy was overhauled last

01:43:46.720 --> 01:43:49.800
October after our reporting and public pressure.

01:43:50.239 --> 01:43:54.720
Local news reporting. Cool. You broke the news.

01:43:54.920 --> 01:43:58.029
You did your job. Dozens of gaming machines were

01:43:58.029 --> 01:44:00.250
disabled and money seized when warrants were

01:44:00.250 --> 01:44:03.029
served at two businesses in Mentor -on -the -Lake.

01:44:03.350 --> 01:44:05.869
Yeah, you know, gambling in Cleveland. What else

01:44:05.869 --> 01:44:08.310
is there to do? Investigation is ongoing tonight.

01:44:08.789 --> 01:44:11.350
Alright. Seems like things are going real well

01:44:11.350 --> 01:44:33.149
in Cleveland. See the sun almost three times

01:44:33.149 --> 01:44:37.529
a year. This guy has at least two DUIs. Let's

01:44:37.529 --> 01:44:40.229
look like a Scooby -Doo ghost town. Don't slow

01:44:40.229 --> 01:44:43.770
down in East Cleveland or you'll die. Our economy's

01:44:43.770 --> 01:44:46.909
based on LeBron James. Buy a house for the price

01:44:46.909 --> 01:44:50.470
of a VCR. Our main export is crippling depression.

01:44:51.029 --> 01:44:53.689
They used to harbor it here. We think this is

01:44:53.689 --> 01:45:02.680
our... Keep people from looking at their own

01:45:02.680 --> 01:45:04.579
lives and realizing how bad they've actually

01:45:04.579 --> 01:45:09.500
gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get

01:45:09.500 --> 01:45:12.380
drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every

01:45:12.380 --> 01:45:16.560
Sunday, you might realize, I live in Cleveland.

01:45:18.699 --> 01:45:23.060
How the hell did this happen? You know, did I

01:45:23.060 --> 01:45:26.020
used to eat babies in a former life, you know?

01:45:26.380 --> 01:45:27.560
And then he's looking around at your tiny little

01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:29.239
house that you can't afford because of the mortgage

01:45:29.239 --> 01:45:31.920
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

01:45:31.920 --> 01:45:33.460
will have diabetes by the time they're eight

01:45:33.460 --> 01:45:36.359
because they live on corn syrup and lye. And

01:45:36.359 --> 01:45:39.380
then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife

01:45:39.380 --> 01:45:41.180
and she waddles towards you with her front butt

01:45:41.180 --> 01:45:43.420
spilling out over the top of her ass and she's

01:45:43.420 --> 01:45:46.460
like, I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant

01:45:46.460 --> 01:45:53.439
12 -year -old daughter right now. Do you regret

01:45:53.439 --> 01:45:55.560
anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't

01:45:55.560 --> 01:46:00.850
know. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's

01:46:00.850 --> 01:46:02.949
cool? I mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm

01:46:02.949 --> 01:46:07.310
going to Cleveland on vacation. What's so good

01:46:07.310 --> 01:46:41.319
about Cleveland? Be it white, or black, or Sasquatch

01:46:41.319 --> 01:46:44.979
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:46:44.979 --> 01:46:48.520
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:46:48.520 --> 01:46:51.920
Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch rules are different.

01:46:52.060 --> 01:46:55.899
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

01:46:55.899 --> 01:46:59.520
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

01:46:59.520 --> 01:47:01.340
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

01:47:01.340 --> 01:47:07.539
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah!

01:47:31.260 --> 01:47:34.220
So if there's a few bucks left over, you know,

01:47:34.300 --> 01:47:38.380
go get something nice. Hey, I'd like a $9 ,000

01:47:38.380 --> 01:47:43.819
prostitute, please. $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good.

01:47:43.960 --> 01:47:46.739
And if you got an albino, send her up too. It's

01:47:46.739 --> 01:47:49.140
like 20 minutes. I'm going to be asleep, so get

01:47:49.140 --> 01:47:52.300
them up here. I had like half a bottle of melatonin,

01:47:52.399 --> 01:47:55.819
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:47:56.359 --> 01:48:22.319
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! Really? Why

01:48:22.319 --> 01:48:26.079
do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought

01:48:26.079 --> 01:48:29.119
that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.

01:48:29.520 --> 01:48:38.380
God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,

01:48:38.460 --> 01:48:42.479
shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have you

01:48:42.479 --> 01:48:46.020
turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,

01:48:46.020 --> 01:49:02.000
the maker of We love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's

01:49:02.000 --> 01:49:05.479
the second time! Order now and get Sack Flashers

01:49:05.479 --> 01:49:08.279
2. It's in the city. With bonus material. Beach

01:49:08.279 --> 01:49:12.739
balls! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

01:49:12.880 --> 01:49:23.140
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

01:49:26.699 --> 01:49:29.340
Now, that is a good... Well, not that specific.

01:49:29.479 --> 01:49:32.420
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:49:32.520 --> 01:49:35.460
Oh, he loved him a good butt hole. I told you

01:49:35.460 --> 01:49:37.739
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:49:37.800 --> 01:49:40.100
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:49:40.500 --> 01:49:42.960
I don't think you said his name. Someone must

01:49:42.960 --> 01:49:45.880
wear a little too busy band to exchange business

01:49:45.880 --> 01:49:48.800
cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

01:49:48.880 --> 01:49:50.720
neither. Sheriff says you raised him down hell

01:49:50.720 --> 01:49:53.180
down at the library. Yeah, you know I did. Oh,

01:49:53.260 --> 01:50:02.100
man. Oh, you don't know it. A real live robot?

01:50:02.539 --> 01:50:05.539
Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

01:50:05.819 --> 01:50:09.720
Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:50:09.720 --> 01:50:45.520
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is

01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:56.779
that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy

01:50:56.779 --> 01:51:04.399
in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com Poppy Hour

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will be right back. He probably has Taco Bell.

01:51:18.350 --> 01:51:20.609
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

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to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

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so stick around, folks. This time I know we're

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in trouble I'd leave right back. Oh yeah. Let's

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People with autism are often treated like they

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are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this is

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Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known me

01:59:01.050 --> 01:59:04.069
as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when

01:59:04.069 --> 01:59:06.550
I started school. Come to find out at the age

01:59:06.550 --> 01:59:09.170
of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Autistic.

01:59:09.329 --> 01:59:12.470
Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

01:59:12.470 --> 01:59:14.750
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

01:59:31.630 --> 01:59:34.810
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

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don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Are

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you ready? Let's go. See, I've been waiting for

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oh so long. Hoping and praying that one day I'm

02:00:20.319 --> 02:00:23.939
gonna make it. No matter what, I keep coming

02:00:23.939 --> 02:00:28.600
strong. I got my eyes on the prize and I'm gonna

02:00:28.600 --> 02:00:34.760
take it. I never realized that fortune ought

02:00:34.760 --> 02:00:40.260
to be in the days upon a stage. The lights are

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on, so let's get it started. It's all out here

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You feel how I put it down But I cannot make

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you through this without you Together we keep

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breaking the ground I'm gonna do it because you

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showed me how to wait I never realized it before

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It's too hard to be here today I wanna stay here

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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In the recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

02:05:40.939 --> 02:05:44.239
and family, having a college education. I have

02:05:44.239 --> 02:05:46.739
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

02:05:46.739 --> 02:05:49.060
an honorary personality for many years. Always

02:05:49.060 --> 02:05:51.039
remember that people with autism want the same

02:05:51.039 --> 02:05:53.899
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate

02:06:02.359 --> 02:06:05.170
your kindness. Tick -tock, clocks are juking,

02:06:05.189 --> 02:06:07.210
playing cool breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost

02:06:07.210 --> 02:06:09.710
done. Feels like robbery in banks. Crying hoppy

02:06:09.710 --> 02:06:11.510
on the mic, dropping wisdom through streams.

02:06:11.829 --> 02:06:14.090
Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.

02:06:14.510 --> 02:06:17.770
Oh, the hobby hour is coming to a close. Radio

02:06:17.770 --> 02:06:20.689
hits made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and

02:06:20.689 --> 02:06:23.489
joy dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the

02:06:23.489 --> 02:06:33.229
rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. After school

02:06:33.229 --> 02:06:35.989
and dim, eardrums mix and hoppy like fingers

02:06:35.989 --> 02:06:39.250
without rings. VHX to FNM, shout out to the street.

02:06:39.430 --> 02:06:41.670
As soon as sound will vanish like shadows in

02:06:41.670 --> 02:06:44.930
the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.

02:06:45.229 --> 02:06:48.310
Radio waves beating like a Wilson Rose. Laugh

02:06:48.310 --> 02:07:08.710
for enjoy, dissolve it in the air, bogey. Outro

02:07:08.710 --> 02:07:35.760
Music Like clockwork to a show Now it's time

02:07:35.760 --> 02:07:38.640
to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

02:07:38.640 --> 02:07:41.479
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

02:07:41.479 --> 02:07:50.439
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:07:50.439 --> 02:07:52.840
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

02:07:52.840 --> 02:07:54.960
a rollercoaster stopping round the river's bend

02:07:54.960 --> 02:07:57.779
Hoppy's jokes and japs, he's our daily grind

02:07:57.779 --> 02:08:00.260
Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't

02:08:00.260 --> 02:08:05.140
rewind It's the Hoppy Hour Thank you. Thank you.

02:08:38.799 --> 02:08:43.079
RyanHockeyRadio .com And then like that, he's

02:08:43.079 --> 02:08:45.920
gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

02:08:45.920 --> 02:08:51.239
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll

02:08:51.239 --> 02:08:55.380
kick you a little and we'll call it a day. Poppy

02:08:55.380 --> 02:09:11.199
Hour is now over. Happy hour is now over. Game

02:09:11.199 --> 02:09:23.399
over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good

02:09:23.399 --> 02:09:29.100
night, and God bless America. Door is closing.