Case Of The Mondays (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.1.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I know when you're Elon Musk, you can

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bang on whoever you want to a point. Maybe it's

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the itism in him. But it kind of seems like he

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just bangs everything to Breeze and adds more

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of a baby mama drama. The sort of thing that

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he needs to. What do I mean by that? Here's Ashley

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Sinclair. His baby mama. Saying that Elon offered

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her $40 million to sign an NDA. Oh, she's doing

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what all the cackling women do. I'm not saying

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all women are cackling, just the cackling ones.

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Spawn the odd thought. Taylor Frankie Paul. Brianna

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Chicken Fry. Kale and Nicole move. I'm talking

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about the man. And without the man, here's another

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hot girl. Set were uncomfortable, particularly

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as it relates to women and the treatment of women.

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Yeah. Even though I take women back, but having

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kids was an obvious deadbeat dad. Within the

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right wing, I had experiences of my own, like

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with members of Congress, like Madison Cawthorn.

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Yeah, I wasn't down on it. while I was working

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at Republican companies. Oh, good for you! Go

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over your frickin' LinkedIn resume, why don't

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you? I had horrible experiences with people like

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Benny Johnson. I saw things that were uncomfortable,

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but... You know what it is? Maybe if all your

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roommates were terrible, maybe you're the terrible

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one! You know that analogy? You might be the

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problem! I couldn't leave. And then eventually,

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skipping through a few chapters, I get an offer

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for $40 million for an NDA. Oh, yeah. I decided

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to go away. And from him. From Elon. Okay. And

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here's what's going on. It's all these liberal

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journalists or any of you out here. She wouldn't

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piss on you if you're on fire. I'm just saying.

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It's kind of like, you know, when George Bush

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became, like, a talking piece of... Oh, my God,

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look at me, Jimmy Kimmel. I'm not Donald Trump.

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It's so fake. And so when you're in NDA, like,

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to never say anything about him ever? Non -disparagement

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into eternity. Hell yeah, I take that. But you

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got nothing else. Because without being Elon's

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baby mama, what else do you have? I'm not saying

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you don't have accomplishments in life. That's

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not what I'm saying. But I am saying the most

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interesting thing about you is that Elon Musk

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knocked you up. 40 million. 40 million. So it

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was 15 million bucks. When was this? This was

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December of 2024. Okay. And... Hey, shut up.

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You're annoying. Oh, what area of voice? It...

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It was 15 million lump and then 100K a month

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for 20, 20 years, 21 years. Hell yeah, I'd take

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that. I'd have sex with Ian for that. Kidding.

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A little over 40 million. And in that moment,

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you have to make a choice. You're like, do I

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want to be a good person? Nah, you don't. And

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there's like very hyperbolically people talk

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about like selling your soul in Hollywood and

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politics. Yeah. They never. Oh! Okay, oh, you're

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so well -spoken! Ever talk about the moment that

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you're presented with that offer? Yeah. So you're

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trying to act like you're this huge moral superior!

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Even though you had a kid with someone. It wasn't

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like you had a kid with an everyday, average,

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autistic, you know, up -and -coming musician.

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You had it with the richest guy ever who's known

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to have like seven different baby mamas. So you

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knew what you were signing up for. Shut up! So

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sick and tired of these women out here. Not all

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women. Just the ones that have kids with a deadbeat

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dad. And then they're mad about the results.

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It was always a dead bait. You're stupid. Sorry.

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I know that comes off a little rude. I don't

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like that tone. I'm just saying. Oh, I'd tend

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to take the moral superiority. No, you didn't.

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The moral superiority would be not getting knocked

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up outside of marriage. Because aren't you conservative?

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Isn't that against your values? And that's what

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a lot of conservatives do. Do as I say, not as

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I do. Mm -hmm. Blah, blah, blah. Man, is she

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annoying. Mm -hmm. No wonder a lot of people

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try to pay her to shut up. Either she would go

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everywhere. Mm -hmm. And she just thinks she's

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so interesting. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, here's Adam

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22. The loser! I gotta be careful with my voice

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today. Recently, I've been out in public hanging

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out. And all of a sudden, my voice is like...

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It does a number on me. Y 'all get to the microphone

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about mutants. Like, you must be my man. It's

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the loser, Adam 22. Adam 22 says people overreact

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when they find out certain couples like him and

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his wife are in an open relationship. He says

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sometimes it's just calm to enjoy while watching

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your wife getting fucked so hard by another person.

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Maybe not. I mean, uh, the first person that

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really brought this to attention was in part

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a life sponge. That was very strange. It is weird

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how his time goes on. Uh, All those guys that

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are, you know, the people I either listen to,

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work for, or learn from are all becoming old.

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And I know we're all going to be old someday.

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But you still got bone and love sponge talking

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smack about people online. Bro, you're 60 years

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old. If you would have saved your money, you

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could have been like man cow and retired 10 years

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ago. Here is Adam 22 talking about the open relationship.

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Oh, his highest wife. Lena Plugg is there. Extremely.

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I plug her up. Judgmental about anybody with

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an open relationship. If people find out that

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your girl is getting f***ed by other people.

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Oh, yeah. And it's more fun watching others bigger

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than you. He's one of those guys when I read

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him. I've unfortunately watched some of his stuff.

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Whenever Adam 22 -7 sucks, he's like, oh yeah.

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He does that obnoxious things that narcissists

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do when they make a porn on those guys. Oh yeah,

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yeah, shut up. It ain't about you. They're so

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unbelievably judgmental about it. Even if you

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have an open relationship on both ends, you know?

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And I also feel like as soon as you acknowledge

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being a c**k, that they put like an additional

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level of stigma on you if you like watching it.

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Oh yeah. Man. You just looking at him like, you

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just didn't know, you know. The D, well. You

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can learn a thing or two from Papa Hoppy. No,

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Ryan. Don't go down the road bragging. You know

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what my rule is? And I tell this to all the youngsters.

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Because for some reason, all the 24 -year -olds

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want to talk to me. I am out of bar. Maybe because

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I have sad energy, so they're like, how can I

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not be like that, dude? But I'm telling you,

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ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls, do

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not be like me. But people do come up to me for

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advice, and I tell them, it doesn't matter what

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the girl looks like. You can be a hot piece of

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this, you know, model. What? I love. Spank that

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booty. No, but what am I saying? Whatever you

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have. I guess this could go with gay sex. I don't

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know. I'm not really in the mood to try it. I'm

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an ally. Pro -gay. But I'm telling you, when

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you have a beautiful woman on your lap, because

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I can only speak for hetero, you got to go to

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pound town. You got to bring the ruckus. Maybe

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when you're having sex and the girl's on top,

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maybe you give 75%. You go pretty hard, but you

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chill. No, no, no, no. Especially if you're really

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into the girl. Make sure you're sore the next

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day. Because then years later, you'll get a report

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that your ex says you're the best you ever had.

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Which I think that this is wrong, but this is

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like how the average person seems to view it,

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at least on Twitter. Adam's laying down. God,

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he's a disturbing dude. I can't stand Dana White.

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I think he's a moron. And I think he makes all

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men look bad with his toxic masculinity. It's

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the worst. This guy thinks he's better than you.

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I don't love him better. And he even kind of

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goes, yeah, you know, I got away with it. He

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says men are not allowed to complain about their

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mental health because their job is to protect

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their family. You can complain about your mental

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health and still protect your family. You're

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a toxic masculinity loser. And from all the reports

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I have of the original elite people I know from

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my former radio job, you're kind of a scumbag.

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We've talked about mental health, men talking

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about their mental health. We talked about it

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inside two years ago. I don't think men, why

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don't you think men should be open publicly about

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their mental health? I'm a douche. I'm a douchebag.

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I kind of look like a man with a penis and a

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thumb. Well, I think that, unfortunately, when

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you're a man, there are certain... obligations

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you have as a man. Especially if you're a man

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that's gonna get married and start a family.

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The man has a job in the relationship and in

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the family unit. And a woman has a job inside

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the family unit. Every day when you wake up as

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a man, you are responsible for your family. Okay,

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that's great. Welcome to the 1960s. By the way,

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it doesn't mean you can't complain about your

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mental health. God, you know there's a lot to

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unpack there in this therapy. Just pure narcissism.

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He's just such a douche. You don't look at him

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and you're like, get away from me. You just get

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the ick. The ick. And to make sure that you,

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you know, from providing and... I don't know.

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That's a sign that he doesn't know what he's

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saying. When a guy says... That's the smartest

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thing he ever said. From providing and... Shut

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up. You're a douche. You think you're like this

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empowering guy. You're a moron. Oh, yeah. It's

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Monday, man. I feel pretty good for a Monday.

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Like the Black Eyed Peas say in their PC version

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of the song, not the offensive version, let's

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get it started, huh? Let's get it started. Now,

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if you're listening in Fresno, it is a Tuesday,

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so tag the TSA. But as we're recording, it's

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10 .55 a .m. I'm getting fast. Happy Pride Month.

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All right. Let's get into it. Mm -hmm. And now,

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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive, and

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. doors

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closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy

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hour with ryan hoppy Yes, now. What? No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's going to start. Okay, well, hit it.

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All right. The semen was so big. Hello? Something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. Weed up now we fly Oh my God, you

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want to know the most Monday thing I just did?

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You probably heard me going. So I was potting

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down my microphone where I never sounded better,

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not the music. So the music was like this. I

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was like, oh, oh. I was wondering why you couldn't

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hear it. If there was a way to describe the sand

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in my eyes as I'm a little sleepy, it would be

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turning down the wrong sound. Any other podcast.

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We'd be like, oh my God, we gotta start it over.

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Here, I don't really care. You're not listening

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to me for perfect vibes. You're not really listening

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to me for well -polished segments, and that's

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fine. When you know your place in radio, you

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can use it to get ahead. 856. 49, happy to see

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you. 5, 6, 4, 9, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. You can tweet

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at me at RyanHobbyRadio. And you can all email

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me. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Look at that footage

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all over my Facebook of the teen takers. They

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call it a thug takeover. Over at Clearwater Beach.

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Man. Our society is really living in a mediocrity.

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I love when they call it a teen takeover. I know

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what I see on Facebook. Bob Buckhorn running

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for mayor. Oh, my God. Can the boomers just not

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let go? You got that freaking dork. Now, for

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my listeners in Fresno, you may not know who

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Bob Buckhorn is. He was the OG mayor of Tampa

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from like 2012. And let me tell you, when I moved

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here, he was fine. But I believe that politicians

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that are boomers need to go away. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

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It's 856 -494 -6773. You're tweeting me at RyanHappyRadio.

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You can always email me, RyanHappyRadio, on gmail

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.com. Okay, we got to talk about this. Now, some

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of the advice I give on this show can be a little

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ridiculous. Come on, man, over the top. I'm really

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not like this in real life, but I do have opinions

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on this show that I say that I fully believe

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in. And one of them is preaching against a cloud

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chasing women. I am not a fan of them. and I've

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been a victim of it. Now, granted, I was getting

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laid, so I wasn't really that much of a victim,

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but I have been. I have been through the ringer

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when it comes to women using me for whatever

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clout I have. And I saw it in neon in Alabama

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Barker. Now, Alabama Barker is the daughter,

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obviously, of Travis Barker, and she's pretty

00:18:24.039 --> 00:18:27.430
hot. But she's like, what, 21 and looks like

00:18:27.430 --> 00:18:30.069
a sex doll. It's very strange. She's a cute girl.

00:18:30.130 --> 00:18:33.990
I'd plow her. I have to say, like, she just kind

00:18:33.990 --> 00:18:38.410
of icks me out. And this poor neon guy, this

00:18:38.410 --> 00:18:41.549
streamer, he's not poor, he's rich. But this

00:18:41.549 --> 00:18:45.369
guy, you know what I think? First of all, he

00:18:45.369 --> 00:18:49.970
was in high school during COVID. So he's already

00:18:49.970 --> 00:18:55.779
a little messed up. And then you end up going

00:18:55.779 --> 00:18:58.460
on a website called Kik, where you're streaming

00:18:58.460 --> 00:19:02.680
live to the world. And everyone's having, as

00:19:02.680 --> 00:19:05.619
they like to say, the hot new term, parasocial

00:19:05.619 --> 00:19:08.420
relationship with you. And it's going dandy.

00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:13.519
It's going wonderful. And you see Alabama Barker.

00:19:14.420 --> 00:19:17.460
And you know it's just kind of illegal. You don't

00:19:17.460 --> 00:19:21.980
have a chance. So what do you do? You buy her

00:19:21.980 --> 00:19:25.700
a $30 ,000 Birkin bag and all your other streaming

00:19:25.700 --> 00:19:29.000
friends and friendly neighborhood podcasters

00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:32.640
like Ryan Hoppy of Javier tell you, dude, that

00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:35.920
she's using you. And you continue to try to win

00:19:35.920 --> 00:19:38.059
her over. Even though there's been plenty of

00:19:38.059 --> 00:19:40.660
girls that seem much more normal than we've seen

00:19:40.660 --> 00:19:42.619
on his videos of him at the club and he's like

00:19:42.619 --> 00:19:46.140
afraid to talk to them. And she was kind of mad

00:19:46.140 --> 00:19:49.970
that he was talking to this one girl. Well. She

00:19:49.970 --> 00:19:54.029
got caught, quote unquote, cheating. As one of

00:19:54.029 --> 00:19:57.529
the days that she hung out with Neon, maybe three

00:19:57.529 --> 00:19:59.970
or four weeks ago, there was an Instagram story

00:19:59.970 --> 00:20:04.789
of a guy kissing her. And she was in the same

00:20:04.789 --> 00:20:12.309
outfit. Breaking down that she did not cheat

00:20:12.309 --> 00:20:16.559
on Neon. Just like one more thing, like the narrative

00:20:16.559 --> 00:20:19.380
of me using people, I can't use anybody if I'm

00:20:19.380 --> 00:20:24.319
having it. So please. One more thing, like we're

00:20:24.319 --> 00:20:26.319
not going to get online and we're going to act

00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:28.460
like I'm like a cheater or something. Yeah, because

00:20:28.460 --> 00:20:33.640
you were never with him. That is on him for thinking

00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:38.220
you were with him. That is a him problem. Like

00:20:38.220 --> 00:20:41.299
we're just not going to do that. I am a single

00:20:41.299 --> 00:20:44.710
person. You know, that crushes me. Because I've

00:20:44.710 --> 00:20:48.849
been there, dude. Like, everybody calm the fuck

00:20:48.849 --> 00:20:51.630
down. Oh, she sounds like a delight. By the way,

00:20:51.730 --> 00:20:54.430
I've been there. There was this girl named Hannah.

00:20:56.109 --> 00:21:01.990
She was the bus down to Cleveland. I believe

00:21:01.990 --> 00:21:04.609
now she's a bartender. I bet she's taking a lot

00:21:04.609 --> 00:21:08.210
of guys home. I have a few stories about Hannah.

00:21:09.190 --> 00:21:15.099
They're all dramatic. First of all, Hannah decides

00:21:15.099 --> 00:21:18.940
we go. She liked me because I worked on a radio

00:21:18.940 --> 00:21:22.539
show in Cleveland. And she was 19 years old,

00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:24.980
Snapchatted me from community college. I was

00:21:24.980 --> 00:21:28.700
21. And I got in trouble for Snapchatting her

00:21:28.700 --> 00:21:34.119
during work. So what do I do? I take her out

00:21:34.119 --> 00:21:37.880
on a date. We went on multiple dates. Make it

00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:40.960
out of my bed, whatever. Candles lit is very

00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.599
delightful. But I was not good at kissing. And

00:21:44.599 --> 00:21:49.720
you got to remember that part. Later on. So what

00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:51.240
happens, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls?

00:21:51.619 --> 00:21:55.059
I end up leaving the radio show. And she starts

00:21:55.059 --> 00:21:56.980
to distance herself from me, but continues to

00:21:56.980 --> 00:22:00.759
hang out with me. So there's two instances where

00:22:00.759 --> 00:22:03.740
one time I went to Harry Buffalo and Cleveland

00:22:03.740 --> 00:22:09.150
Bar. And I thought she was my date. And all of

00:22:09.150 --> 00:22:13.470
a sudden, after I bought her a few drinks, she's

00:22:13.470 --> 00:22:17.289
blank and she drank. I bought her a few drinks

00:22:17.289 --> 00:22:20.269
and then she left with that guy. Oh, but I just,

00:22:20.329 --> 00:22:24.849
you know, gonna play hockey sack with a different

00:22:24.849 --> 00:22:30.289
sack at 3 a .m. And then here's the real dramatic

00:22:30.289 --> 00:22:35.230
one. Oh! In Cleveland City. Right by all the

00:22:35.230 --> 00:22:39.509
factories. I mean go out. Me. This dude named

00:22:39.509 --> 00:22:43.430
Mikey. That like views my Snapchats. And then.

00:22:43.730 --> 00:22:48.150
Good old. This guy named Ryan. And he was a pretty

00:22:48.150 --> 00:22:53.470
boy. Had a nice office job. 25 years old. Making

00:22:53.470 --> 00:22:56.289
good money in Cleveland. It was even okay money

00:22:56.289 --> 00:22:58.250
in 2015. You were making good money in Cleveland.

00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:08.109
And I bring in. And he ends up blowing her. But

00:23:08.109 --> 00:23:10.690
there were plenty of other girls that were, you

00:23:10.690 --> 00:23:12.329
know, trying to hang out with me. But I had to

00:23:12.329 --> 00:23:16.430
have Hannah. And I never quite got Hannah. I

00:23:16.430 --> 00:23:20.809
got pieces of Hannah. That sounds very disturbing.

00:23:21.289 --> 00:23:25.069
We made out. I had you on the radio. Don't remember.

00:23:25.190 --> 00:23:27.309
I sucked at making out. You were one of my first.

00:23:27.470 --> 00:23:29.109
If you were such a pro, you would have taught

00:23:29.109 --> 00:23:36.039
me. That's why I prefer older women. Eight, five,

00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:40.019
six, 49 hopping. So Neon, you got to relax, Dan.

00:23:41.779 --> 00:23:45.900
Because now he's depressed and he's making these

00:23:45.900 --> 00:23:49.380
videos. I can't play that because of copyright,

00:23:49.539 --> 00:23:51.859
but it's him like wiping his nose, acting like

00:23:51.859 --> 00:23:54.359
he's trying not to cry. Here's another clip.

00:23:55.519 --> 00:23:58.299
Some streamer named Cheezer calls him to check

00:23:58.299 --> 00:24:00.849
on him after he found out. His crush was kissing

00:24:00.849 --> 00:24:03.430
another man. Cheezer's calling me. What the hell?

00:24:03.650 --> 00:24:10.349
What the hell? Yo. Yo. I'm live. Oh, shit. You

00:24:10.349 --> 00:24:14.190
good? Huh? This is what's annoying about these

00:24:14.190 --> 00:24:17.890
streamers. They're trying to act like he's not

00:24:17.890 --> 00:24:21.250
above it. Dude, you're crying. It's okay. I cried

00:24:21.250 --> 00:24:25.289
out of hand. You okay? Have a good day, bro.

00:24:26.029 --> 00:24:28.549
Yeah, he's doing that annoying little Gen Z thing.

00:24:29.180 --> 00:24:33.240
It's like he's a teenager. But I was there. I

00:24:33.240 --> 00:24:36.180
ain't judging. It's just he doesn't want to listen

00:24:36.180 --> 00:24:39.859
to anybody. I was thinking, oh, these streamers

00:24:39.859 --> 00:24:44.220
when they're like, I don't know. How old? 37.

00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:47.140
They're going to be looking back on these clips.

00:24:47.420 --> 00:24:52.240
Neon will be married with a nice kid. And she'll

00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:56.720
just be like 37 and just watch them. And she'll

00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:59.619
wish she was with him. Because she'll have been

00:24:59.619 --> 00:25:04.819
through like 200 guys. And listen, I am not someone

00:25:04.819 --> 00:25:09.940
that punishes. I don't care who you bang. But

00:25:09.940 --> 00:25:14.180
I am going to tell you that she will have a body

00:25:14.180 --> 00:25:20.640
count as long as the CVS receipt. And that is

00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:24.660
that. Kiki Palmer was caught off guard after

00:25:24.660 --> 00:25:28.890
admitting how she relaxes. Same way I relax last

00:25:28.890 --> 00:25:31.049
night. What's the weirdest thing you do to relax?

00:25:31.869 --> 00:25:35.089
Because you work so hard. The weirdest thing

00:25:35.089 --> 00:25:37.710
I do to relax. I mean, it depends on what you

00:25:37.710 --> 00:25:40.210
consider weird. I mean, you can't even say it

00:25:40.210 --> 00:25:43.529
because you don't be relaxing. She know this

00:25:43.529 --> 00:25:45.809
sister. These are the things I do to relax. Some

00:25:45.809 --> 00:25:48.309
of them might be weird. Sometimes I masturbate.

00:25:48.369 --> 00:25:51.890
Okay, I do it. Hell yeah. It's me last night

00:25:51.890 --> 00:26:02.059
at the VPN. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, girl. MIA,

00:26:02.259 --> 00:26:05.299
the paper planes girl, is suing Kid Cudi after

00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:08.619
being kicked off his tour. Kid Cudi to me, I

00:26:08.619 --> 00:26:11.279
love Kid Cudi, but he seems like an example of

00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:15.180
you don't want to meet your heroes. Here's untrustworthy

00:26:15.180 --> 00:26:20.920
Aiden Ross saying that people need to quit their

00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:24.380
9 to 5s as they'll make more money on his GTA

00:26:24.380 --> 00:26:29.720
server. Listen, My GTA server, you guys can quit

00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:32.660
your jobs in real life and work in my server.

00:26:32.759 --> 00:26:35.180
You could be a janitor. You could be a babysitter.

00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:38.660
You could be a Bitcoin, you know. You guys, oh,

00:26:38.819 --> 00:26:43.019
you guys are going to really make money in my

00:26:43.019 --> 00:26:47.180
world. Yes, guys, listen. My GTA server. Yeah.

00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:52.099
And he's a scammer. Well, Dirk says I'll be out

00:26:52.099 --> 00:26:55.480
soon. I don't believe that. This story is pretty

00:26:55.480 --> 00:27:01.380
naughty in the club. A Atlanta judge faces reprimand

00:27:01.380 --> 00:27:05.259
after having a lot of sex with a police commander

00:27:05.259 --> 00:27:08.799
in her chambers. Heard by colleagues nearby.

00:27:10.039 --> 00:27:12.759
You gotta put tape over that mouth so she shuts

00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:16.279
up. But if they're getting reprimanded, that's

00:27:16.279 --> 00:27:20.589
like a high five. You go, bro. I'm going to give

00:27:20.589 --> 00:27:23.089
you another high five and then maybe we can do

00:27:23.089 --> 00:27:29.369
another high five later. Here's Scooter Braun

00:27:29.369 --> 00:27:33.190
saying he doesn't know Taylor Swift. I don't

00:27:33.190 --> 00:27:34.650
know if people know about that. I don't know

00:27:34.650 --> 00:27:37.450
if I've ever really said. I don't know Taylor

00:27:37.450 --> 00:27:41.430
Swift. I think I've met her in my life three

00:27:41.430 --> 00:27:44.849
times. I'm sure that was a delightful experience

00:27:44.849 --> 00:27:47.910
between those two months. I have never. Had a

00:27:47.910 --> 00:27:49.789
substantial conversation with her in my life.

00:27:49.789 --> 00:27:51.130
I don't think anyone's ever had a substantial

00:27:51.130 --> 00:27:55.309
conversation with you. Life. I one time got invited

00:27:55.309 --> 00:27:58.470
to a private party by her. Oh, yeah. A lot of

00:27:58.470 --> 00:28:01.970
NDAs. She told me she had the utmost respect

00:28:01.970 --> 00:28:04.289
for me. I told her I had the utmost respect for

00:28:04.289 --> 00:28:07.329
her. Yeah, yeah. Trying to act like he's not

00:28:07.329 --> 00:28:10.930
the bad guy. And they're both morons. Charlie

00:28:10.930 --> 00:28:16.450
Kirk's wife or widow. Erica Kirk says she's not

00:28:16.450 --> 00:28:20.049
dating someone. I know, she's been plowed since

00:28:20.049 --> 00:28:24.849
then. This is a little disturbing. A lot of sex

00:28:24.849 --> 00:28:28.089
tape was oiled up. Diddy, Daphne, Joy, and the

00:28:28.089 --> 00:28:32.309
male sex worker is surfacing. DJ Vlad says it's

00:28:32.309 --> 00:28:36.930
real. That culture vulture moron. I would not

00:28:36.930 --> 00:28:43.210
trust him with anything. Here's another video.

00:28:47.529 --> 00:28:50.170
crying let's see what this is at the end of the

00:28:50.170 --> 00:28:52.609
day like and i don't want to sound like a cry

00:28:52.609 --> 00:28:56.849
baby all i wanted was friends like i wasn't trying

00:28:56.849 --> 00:28:59.190
to like be weird to any of these girls like at

00:28:59.190 --> 00:29:02.130
all i'm just gonna say one thing on this live

00:29:02.130 --> 00:29:07.700
stream i never did anything negative towards

00:29:07.700 --> 00:29:11.839
these women and i've never tried intentionally

00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:15.220
to hurt any of these girls here's the problem

00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:18.720
is twitter has this new thing i've talked about

00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:22.779
this but twitter has this thing where they'll

00:29:22.779 --> 00:29:25.380
post a video from like four months ago and then

00:29:25.380 --> 00:29:31.559
it said alabama barker went live crying revealing

00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:34.859
that neon stops his monthly payments but i don't

00:29:34.859 --> 00:29:39.700
think that's true It's so hard. I got a fact

00:29:39.700 --> 00:29:41.079
check out there because I don't want to be the

00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:47.099
fake news podcast. And some of my Gen X radio

00:29:47.099 --> 00:29:50.980
friends will fall for things. And I'm like, you

00:29:50.980 --> 00:29:57.700
thought that was real. 856 -49 -HOPI. New study

00:29:57.700 --> 00:30:00.200
shows vaping increases risk of getting cancer.

00:30:00.299 --> 00:30:03.559
Oh, good. Whatever. We're all going to die something.

00:30:06.190 --> 00:30:09.589
50 Cent says that Diddy should be free while

00:30:09.589 --> 00:30:11.529
reacting to his sex tape. He has gone through

00:30:11.529 --> 00:30:15.990
enough being born with no penis. Mm -hmm. He

00:30:15.990 --> 00:30:21.710
does seem like he'd have some on. Here's another

00:30:21.710 --> 00:30:27.869
video that says Alabama Barker Day. Here she

00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:30.150
is addressing me on. Let's see if this video

00:30:30.150 --> 00:30:35.359
is actually her addressing me yet. Or. If it's

00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:39.119
something else. I didn't cheat on anybody. We're

00:30:39.119 --> 00:30:41.420
not going to act delusional. No one's going to

00:30:41.420 --> 00:30:48.759
act delusional. And I really, really deeply care

00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:56.599
for Neon. Yay, he's friendzoned. Very deeply

00:30:56.599 --> 00:30:59.519
care for Neon. Me and Neon are getting to know

00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:06.180
each other outside and Neon, you know when you're

00:31:06.180 --> 00:31:10.559
laying at home wondering what she's up to? Outside

00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:13.339
of streaming and on stream. That's what I'm trying

00:31:13.339 --> 00:31:16.880
to say. I know it's kind of hard for you to talk.

00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:19.980
Not me, we're together. He's going to crush his

00:31:19.980 --> 00:31:24.819
soul. So like, all this craziness, like I cheated

00:31:24.819 --> 00:31:27.579
on someone or I did someone, those pictures,

00:31:27.740 --> 00:31:32.240
it's not my man, it's not my boyfriend. I was

00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:39.670
just hacking up on him. She didn't say it's fake

00:31:39.670 --> 00:31:47.289
or AI. I spoke to Neon. Hey, Neon, I blew another

00:31:47.289 --> 00:31:52.170
guy. I'm sorry. Everything's fine. You gotta

00:31:52.170 --> 00:31:55.089
remember, he's, what, 21, 22? I believe he's

00:31:55.089 --> 00:31:59.289
22. How old is Neon? Let me look this up in the

00:31:59.289 --> 00:32:02.349
club. Because I'm going to base, because I'm

00:32:02.349 --> 00:32:09.680
telling you. I've been there. Neon is 21, not

00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:15.279
even 22. He's a successful guy. He comes from

00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:20.619
an Indian family, so he has morals. And I've

00:32:20.619 --> 00:32:25.720
been there, dude. I've been there. I get it.

00:32:25.740 --> 00:32:29.400
She's a piece of ass. I get it. Everybody calm

00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:33.460
down. You feel like because you're so successful

00:32:33.460 --> 00:32:36.200
and you're just becoming a legend day by day.

00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:39.559
I do like neon. But you're a little immature.

00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:45.180
You were 15 during COVID. So it's excused. Because

00:32:45.180 --> 00:32:47.180
I have a saying. If you were in high school during

00:32:47.180 --> 00:32:50.779
COVID, you were a little messed up. Just a little

00:32:50.779 --> 00:32:54.940
bit. I'm single. Neon's single. That's going

00:32:54.940 --> 00:32:59.299
to crush his heart. Me and Neon are just going

00:32:59.299 --> 00:33:02.319
to continue to get to know each other. Good luck

00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:05.059
with that. I think you deserve one of those nightclub

00:33:05.059 --> 00:33:10.740
girls that seems nicer. Speaking of nightclub

00:33:10.740 --> 00:33:16.480
girls, Lena the Plug says that actors on a porn

00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:18.700
set don't get paid if the guy doesn't finish.

00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:22.650
As much as the job is... tough on women it's

00:33:22.650 --> 00:33:26.990
way tougher on the guy like no questions asked

00:33:26.990 --> 00:33:29.829
you have to be perfect and if you're not perfect

00:33:29.829 --> 00:33:32.109
this the company might not call you back everyone

00:33:32.109 --> 00:33:34.470
on set does not get paid it's like so much wait

00:33:34.470 --> 00:33:36.789
wait wait wait wait wait oh man so the final

00:33:36.789 --> 00:33:39.970
shot's a little bit of pressure that's why the

00:33:39.970 --> 00:33:43.609
guys are always cheering after So if the guy

00:33:43.609 --> 00:33:46.410
does not come, then the girl doesn't? Nothing

00:33:46.410 --> 00:33:49.170
sacred with his freaking plan. Doesn't get paid?

00:33:49.430 --> 00:33:51.670
Like, no, the set does not get to finish. Like,

00:33:51.670 --> 00:33:54.309
everyone's waiting on you. But she's talking

00:33:54.309 --> 00:33:58.009
about like a formal, real studio. As opposed

00:33:58.009 --> 00:33:59.849
to her and Jason doing this scene on a boat.

00:33:59.910 --> 00:34:00.950
That was just for OnlyFans. Wait, wait, wait,

00:34:00.950 --> 00:34:04.390
wait. That was when he got his wife blood. Wait,

00:34:04.410 --> 00:34:06.490
wait, wait, wait. All right. This is creeping

00:34:06.490 --> 00:34:09.050
me out, but I'm enjoying it. Okay. This doesn't

00:34:09.050 --> 00:34:10.570
make any sense business -wise. So you're going

00:34:10.570 --> 00:34:14.000
to tell me. that if i was a producer and i hired

00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:18.219
a girl and a guy to come in the girl came in

00:34:18.219 --> 00:34:21.900
the dude for two hours right and he can't come

00:34:21.900 --> 00:34:23.760
at the end the girl gets nothing she walks away

00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:25.860
everyone has to wait until there's a way for

00:34:25.860 --> 00:34:28.659
the scene to finish otherwise every dollar put

00:34:28.659 --> 00:34:31.000
into that set that day from the audience i would

00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:35.800
tell you man porn is not some fun and by the

00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:38.099
way half the videos don't finish yo engineer

00:34:38.099 --> 00:34:41.780
to the photographer what's the point I often

00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:43.860
wonder, this is a very dirty thought, but my

00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:45.800
show can be a little dirty even at the family

00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:50.860
show. I wonder if people in the 20s were doing

00:34:50.860 --> 00:34:53.619
the money shot. That's just a porn thing, but

00:34:53.619 --> 00:34:55.679
it's very strange if you think about it. That's

00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:58.900
all I'm going to say. I wonder if Abraham Lincoln

00:34:58.900 --> 00:35:05.179
was doing it to one of his lovers. And yes, I

00:35:05.179 --> 00:35:11.199
did say lovers. That was exactly what I said.

00:35:13.860 --> 00:35:17.639
Adult entertainer Kira Noir opens up about falling

00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:21.760
in love after a gangbang. Oh, man, we're just

00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:25.199
hitting salacious topics on this Monday morning.

00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:30.119
I'm glad the kids are listening. I dated a guy

00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:33.500
for two years, partially because I met him during

00:35:33.500 --> 00:35:35.840
a gangbang, and he was so sweet in the way he

00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.960
was communicating with other guys. Guys, I thought

00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:40.559
was adorable. There was one part where I was,

00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:43.800
I was in cowgirl. We're on this couch. And so

00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:46.000
I was, I had the guy that I was on cowgirl, the

00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:48.179
straddling in my pussy. There was somebody behind

00:35:48.179 --> 00:35:54.199
me in my ass. Had a hand here and here on dicks.

00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:56.460
And then the guy that ended up dating was behind

00:35:56.460 --> 00:35:59.139
the couch fucking my face. So because my hands

00:35:59.139 --> 00:36:01.500
are occupied and I can't really move too much,

00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:03.340
he was fucking my face in a river of spit just

00:36:03.340 --> 00:36:05.679
sort of going down. Isn't this romantic? And

00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:07.260
it started plopping down on the guy that I was

00:36:07.260 --> 00:36:12.539
riding. What a dirty word. And the dude whose

00:36:12.539 --> 00:36:13.860
dick I was sucking just looked at me and was

00:36:13.860 --> 00:36:22.409
like, I'm sorry. Female feminism in 2026. I apologize,

00:36:22.750 --> 00:36:25.730
but also not make too much noise. Oh my God,

00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:31.909
you're so considerate. You should tell this story

00:36:31.909 --> 00:36:33.809
at the wedding. That was so sweet. I literally

00:36:33.809 --> 00:36:35.630
like fell in love with him after that. So yeah.

00:36:35.909 --> 00:36:40.210
And she had some real trauma. The communication

00:36:40.210 --> 00:36:43.550
between guys during a gangbang is a real brotherhood

00:36:43.550 --> 00:36:45.789
thing. It is kind of weird when you're watching

00:36:45.789 --> 00:36:48.599
and they're all talking to each other. Yeah,

00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:50.860
let's just cackle and broadsand. I love that.

00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:56.599
You love that? She's like this Jewish girl with

00:36:56.599 --> 00:37:00.500
curly hair and blonde. She's kind of bland at

00:37:00.500 --> 00:37:04.800
the end of the year, but, you know, she is. It's

00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:07.320
like the Sarah J syndrome. Love that. One of

00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:09.059
the other guys was struggling in it, and every

00:37:09.059 --> 00:37:10.440
time he was noticing the little struggle, he

00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:13.599
was like, hey, and just took his place. Let me

00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:17.980
help you. I can see why when I go home to Illinois,

00:37:18.059 --> 00:37:19.639
my family doesn't know what I'm talking about

00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:28.519
right now. I get it. All right. Here's a clip.

00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:31.300
Another one in neon. This is National Neon Day,

00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:37.400
I believe. Neon left. Adrian Bronner left Neon

00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:39.519
in shock after saying he wouldn't stop drinking

00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:42.059
even if he was offered $2 million. I gotta go

00:37:42.059 --> 00:37:44.760
get in shape. I gotta stop drinking. So let's

00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:49.119
stop tonight. Nah. Nah, you probably couldn't

00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:52.199
pay me enough to stop tonight. $500 ,000. If

00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:55.000
someone paid you $500 ,000, would you stop drinking

00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:58.400
forever? No. A million dollars? No. Two mil?

00:37:58.500 --> 00:38:07.889
No. Yeah, you cannot believe him. I neither.

00:38:08.210 --> 00:38:17.690
Can I? What else do we have here? A divorce lawyer,

00:38:17.889 --> 00:38:20.349
James Sexton, says the bigger the wedding, the

00:38:20.349 --> 00:38:22.769
higher the chance of divorce. Can you predict

00:38:22.769 --> 00:38:26.750
someone's divorce by their wedding? I believe

00:38:26.750 --> 00:38:29.659
that... Sometimes the bigger the wedding, the

00:38:29.659 --> 00:38:31.659
more likely the divorce. That's been my experience.

00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:35.139
I have done, and I happen to be in the high net

00:38:35.139 --> 00:38:36.719
worth space, so of course a lot of my people

00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:38.639
have a lot of money, so they had big weddings.

00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:41.920
Oh, good for you. Who gives a shit? I'm the high

00:38:41.920 --> 00:38:44.880
net worth! How about you don't lay it in bed

00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:49.820
like me, bitch? Kim Kardashian was called superwoman

00:38:49.820 --> 00:38:53.280
by Pete Davidson. I'm in the high net worth!

00:38:56.199 --> 00:38:57.619
Right there, if someone said that to me, I would

00:38:57.619 --> 00:39:01.159
slap them. Prince Andrew's being investigated

00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:04.099
again. That won't mean anything. Waka flaka.

00:39:04.099 --> 00:39:06.340
First of all, he turned 40. And that made me

00:39:06.340 --> 00:39:08.159
feel old. And second of all, he's expecting a

00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.679
child. And he did a good job of knocking up a

00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:14.260
woman early on. A man was arrested for exposing

00:39:14.260 --> 00:39:19.199
himself at a Florida Taco Bell. Charlie D 'Amelio's

00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.320
dad slams reports accusing them of taking their

00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:33.000
daughter's money. Father of the year. There's

00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:37.400
a TMZ article about the judge that was having

00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:39.860
sex in the chamber as we talked about that. Rick

00:39:39.860 --> 00:39:44.480
Ross performed Drake songs in Miami. I mean,

00:39:44.500 --> 00:39:49.420
you can't ignore him. What was it? Ashton Martin.

00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:57.179
Even though, you know, it's a good song. Farrah

00:39:57.179 --> 00:40:00.059
Abraham is wearing literally a bra that said

00:40:00.059 --> 00:40:04.360
OnlyFans on it. I kind of respect how she just

00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:08.219
kind of tells everybody, Hey, this is me. I got

00:40:08.219 --> 00:40:13.880
pregnant at 16. I'm a terrible role model. I

00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:18.320
don't care about you. And I'm naughty. Taylor

00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:20.579
Frankie Paul said that her mental health is improving.

00:40:20.980 --> 00:40:26.019
I was so worried. Thank God. Yesterday, I was

00:40:26.019 --> 00:40:30.559
logging on the block singing. And I said to myself,

00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:35.079
oh, I hope Taylor Freaky Paul's okay. The woman

00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:38.699
that got away with domestic abuse. But if a man

00:40:38.699 --> 00:40:47.440
did it. Do you see the problem there? It's an

00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:52.360
interesting headline here. Renewed hunt for a

00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.639
woman who faked her cancer. Her brain cancer

00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:58.440
to scam friends and family out of money. She's

00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:02.679
pretty hot. Her name is Vanessa O 'Rourke. Reminds

00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:05.960
me of that Erica girl that worked on the Alan

00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:10.780
Cox show with Cleo and that freaking loser. He

00:41:10.780 --> 00:41:12.719
makes Rover look like a Marconi award winning

00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:16.539
host. Alan Cox is so boring. I had that girl,

00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:18.440
Erica, on his show, and she's on the railroad

00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:21.420
like 20 years ago, 16 -something years ago. And

00:41:21.420 --> 00:41:23.960
she pretended to have cancer and then got a job

00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:29.360
in Cleveland Radio. And I have no respect for

00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:35.239
anybody that fakes cancer. You're a loser! Cancer

00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:38.960
is a very bad thing. I lost three of the men

00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:41.280
in my family to it. My uncle, my godfather, and

00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:44.360
my father. So when you have dirt on it, morons!

00:41:45.019 --> 00:41:47.500
That are pretending to, you know, have cancer

00:41:47.500 --> 00:41:50.460
for money. You are scum of the earth. They don't

00:41:50.460 --> 00:41:54.820
care how high you are. If it's Vanessa O 'Rourke,

00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:58.559
age 37, and now she's on the FBI's most wanted

00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.880
after fleeing to Sydney, Australia. Or if you're

00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:05.500
Erica from the Alan Cox show. You're both freaking

00:42:05.500 --> 00:42:09.199
hot losers. You'd be a hot ass woman and still

00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:16.880
be a loser. And that's what they are. 8 -5 -6.

00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:22.380
49, hoppy. We got a delightful president here.

00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:26.380
Says Jackson Dart said, I love you, sir, at the

00:42:26.380 --> 00:42:29.119
rally. I don't really want to play him. Yeah,

00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:31.300
that's kind of stupid of Jackson Dart. But you

00:42:31.300 --> 00:42:35.300
know, Jackson Dart's like 22, 23. And he thinks

00:42:35.300 --> 00:42:38.960
that being around the president is cool. He doesn't

00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:40.820
know that the president doesn't care about him.

00:42:43.319 --> 00:42:47.760
He's 23. He was born in 2003. Man, that makes

00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:52.239
you feel old. He was three years old in 2006.

00:42:52.340 --> 00:42:56.539
That is not human. That doesn't make any sense.

00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:00.820
Although I know some of my 35 -year -old listeners

00:43:00.820 --> 00:43:02.840
are like, shut up, dude. You were like in third

00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:05.559
grade. It's that Gen X thing. Whenever you talk

00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:07.059
about feeling older as a millennial, they're

00:43:07.059 --> 00:43:09.059
like, hey, at least you're not me. I'll be there

00:43:09.059 --> 00:43:12.329
soon enough. The amount of distance between then

00:43:12.329 --> 00:43:14.210
and now is the amount of time between me and

00:43:14.210 --> 00:43:16.889
your age. So shut up. And that's the amount of

00:43:16.889 --> 00:43:20.369
distance between now and 23 years in the future.

00:43:20.409 --> 00:43:23.190
You'll be 70 or actually 80 if you're 55. So

00:43:23.190 --> 00:43:29.710
shut up. Enjoy the moment. All right. I think

00:43:29.710 --> 00:43:31.869
we need to play a banger. No, no, no, no, no,

00:43:31.929 --> 00:43:35.809
no. I ain't talking about a commercial. I want

00:43:35.809 --> 00:43:39.960
to play one of my intros. Honestly. Why do I

00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:41.860
feel like playing an intro? Because I have been

00:43:41.860 --> 00:43:43.940
talking for 30 minutes in a row. And we're going

00:43:43.940 --> 00:43:45.400
to talk about the Kardashian news. But I got

00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:48.800
some cover here in my Yeti cup. I promise it's

00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:52.000
not covered. Because in these studios at work,

00:43:52.219 --> 00:43:59.739
we have to make sure that it's covered. And that's

00:43:59.739 --> 00:44:03.519
fine. I get it. I just don't want people going,

00:44:03.659 --> 00:44:06.690
oh, Javi's drinking and uncaring. The only thing

00:44:06.690 --> 00:44:08.789
that's uncomfortable is my dick during sex. Why

00:44:08.789 --> 00:44:11.489
did I have a sex me? All right, it says here

00:44:11.489 --> 00:44:16.230
on Sooner that I have played this 62 times. Here

00:44:16.230 --> 00:44:20.389
is Kardashian news for 63. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

00:44:20.389 --> 00:44:25.079
yo, yo. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian

00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:28.199
news, we defect the clime. No filters, no fluff,

00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.860
raw truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks

00:44:30.860 --> 00:44:33.860
what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown, they sittin'

00:44:33.860 --> 00:44:36.519
in the plush. Built an empire off nothin' but

00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:39.079
the hush. Reality's a script, ain't no realness

00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:41.800
in the cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin'

00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:44.329
what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal

00:44:44.329 --> 00:44:47.150
demolition Exposing fake lives, media's worth

00:44:47.150 --> 00:44:49.849
sediction Idiocracy crowned, it's the brain on

00:44:49.849 --> 00:44:52.289
snooze Clickbait wings, welcome to Kardashian

00:44:52.289 --> 00:44:55.650
News Kardashian News Where the truth gets dead,

00:44:55.829 --> 00:44:57.869
Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all beware Fake

00:44:57.869 --> 00:45:00.530
smells, fake lies, fake lives, fake drama, they

00:45:00.530 --> 00:45:03.429
choose No talent required, it's Kardashian News

00:45:03.429 --> 00:45:15.900
Kardashian News Alright, what do we got here?

00:45:17.059 --> 00:45:22.760
Let me see. We got this clip. This is from Tristan

00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:26.420
and Khloe, right? Tristan and Khloe did a lot

00:45:26.420 --> 00:45:31.500
of talking last week. They seem to have an okay

00:45:31.500 --> 00:45:36.159
relationship when it comes to Cow parenting?

00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:41.280
Let's see here. Tristan Thompson had his ex blushing

00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:43.539
after calling her bluff when she said they never

00:45:43.539 --> 00:45:46.300
hang out together if it's not for the kids. He

00:45:46.300 --> 00:45:48.659
used to like after bedtime, it's like, you're

00:45:48.659 --> 00:45:51.920
out of there. Oh, I'm leaving. Yeah. Yeah. Tristan

00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:55.119
and I don't like hang out if it's not with the

00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:57.519
kids. We're not banging. He did come over for

00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:01.230
hookah. Kylie, her boyfriend. His mom, everyone

00:46:01.230 --> 00:46:03.429
was there for Mother's Day. I mean, I will be

00:46:03.429 --> 00:46:07.469
honest. I know on this show, I talk a lot of

00:46:07.469 --> 00:46:11.070
smack, but I do appreciate the co -parenting

00:46:11.070 --> 00:46:13.230
between them. I mean, my house is very, I think

00:46:13.230 --> 00:46:17.570
the reason why you... And one time in five years,

00:46:17.690 --> 00:46:20.250
you're going to throw that in my face after Mother's

00:46:20.250 --> 00:46:21.630
Day? It was definitely more than one time you

00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:23.710
threw it to my house. You didn't know if we tell

00:46:23.710 --> 00:46:32.380
them. You got that chemistry. You know, they

00:46:32.380 --> 00:46:36.139
got to pounce on. It's so weird how she looked

00:46:36.139 --> 00:46:40.320
different like 10 years ago. Here is the news

00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:45.460
clip about it. I already have enough baby moms.

00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:51.340
I don't want no more. And who helped you fix

00:46:51.340 --> 00:46:58.960
that decision? That was me. It really makes you

00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:01.260
wonderful. Because Chloe seems like the most

00:47:01.260 --> 00:47:05.940
normal one of them all. Mm -hmm. Right, because

00:47:05.940 --> 00:47:11.000
Audrey Simpson's her dad. But, I am going to

00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:12.860
tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and

00:47:12.860 --> 00:47:20.500
girls, is the fact that Chloe Ellison, you know,

00:47:20.500 --> 00:47:24.059
in bed, she probably turns. It's probably some

00:47:24.059 --> 00:47:29.119
night. She's really tired. And he's just... an

00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:33.800
nba player and they're yeah tristan may have

00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:37.460
had a little ultimatum from me what getting neutered

00:47:37.460 --> 00:47:41.320
yeah yeah sometimes you gotta lay them nuts on

00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:46.059
the table what yep that's kind of funny after

00:47:46.059 --> 00:47:49.000
a handful of public cheating scandals one that

00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:51.519
included a secret baby and another with a family

00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:55.679
friend you've done oh i forgot about that I forgot

00:47:55.679 --> 00:48:00.059
about that. That was the one with Johnny Woods.

00:48:00.460 --> 00:48:03.639
Dumb. I'm not proud of it. Of course not. It

00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:07.260
felt good. Thompson revealing his ex, Khloe Kardashian,

00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:10.460
demanded he get a vasectomy. Oh, yeah, dude.

00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:13.860
You took the right and happy advice. I bet it

00:48:13.860 --> 00:48:18.300
was Khloe Kardashian listening to my song and

00:48:18.300 --> 00:48:22.820
heard this. Did you know that Ryan Hoppe got

00:48:22.820 --> 00:48:24.840
a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And we aren't

00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:27.840
even sure why we told you. Mm -hmm. That's why

00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:30.739
we shared it. Isn't that crazy? The confession

00:48:30.739 --> 00:48:33.179
happening on her Chloe in Wonderland podcast.

00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:36.739
Tristan may have had a little ultimatum from

00:48:36.739 --> 00:48:40.099
me. What? Getting neutered? Yep. Sometimes you

00:48:40.099 --> 00:48:41.719
have to make the right exact... You know what

00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:44.760
sucks about it is you can't come for a wink and

00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:48.579
just stand around. But after a wink, you're fine.

00:48:50.269 --> 00:48:51.650
We had a conversation. Sometimes you have to

00:48:51.650 --> 00:48:55.590
get forced into the right decision. There you

00:48:55.590 --> 00:49:01.429
go. Yeah, you know, I've been a little hard -headed

00:49:01.429 --> 00:49:05.469
at times. You know what I'm saying, man? Times

00:49:05.469 --> 00:49:11.010
and not. But yeah. I'm not. He's funny. And here

00:49:11.010 --> 00:49:13.090
they are talking about his past cheating. Sick

00:49:13.090 --> 00:49:16.010
and tired of the commentary. Because I'm like,

00:49:16.050 --> 00:49:20.219
you guys, I don't. love what happened I'm not

00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:22.579
saying that but it all happened for the greater

00:49:22.579 --> 00:49:27.139
good I really do think so I for whatever reason

00:49:27.139 --> 00:49:30.340
it was meant to happen not not the cheating part

00:49:30.340 --> 00:49:33.820
but like you and I weren't meant to end up together

00:49:33.820 --> 00:49:37.420
you and I were meant to have these beautiful

00:49:37.420 --> 00:49:39.840
kids we're great co -parenters you're a great

00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:43.139
present dad I'm grateful for so much of what

00:49:43.139 --> 00:49:48.639
we have now that sounds healthy And here he is

00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:50.599
about what he plans on telling the kids he's

00:49:50.599 --> 00:49:53.639
cheating. For Tristan Thompson, when it comes

00:49:53.639 --> 00:49:57.079
to his kids, honesty is the best policy. During

00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:59.079
his appearance on the May 28th episode of the

00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:02.199
Chloe in Wonderland podcast, his ex, Khloe Kardashian,

00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:06.360
with whom he shares kids True and Tatum, asked

00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:09.239
him point blank if or when he'll tell their kids

00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:11.820
about his infidelity, which ultimately ended

00:50:11.820 --> 00:50:15.079
their relationship in 2021. I've definitely thought

00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:18.639
about that. Like you said it's not about if it's

00:50:18.639 --> 00:50:21.659
when I think it just depends on which age we

00:50:21.659 --> 00:50:23.320
have this conversation when I have this conversation

00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:25.480
with the kids but I think it's just more leading

00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:28.019
by just being accountable and and Depends on

00:50:28.019 --> 00:50:29.840
the age bracket of wherever they were at then

00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:32.539
dive into it. However, I see fit Chloe and Tristan

00:50:32.539 --> 00:50:41.739
who were on I don't want to have more tic -tacs

00:50:41.739 --> 00:50:44.269
per day and I'm cheating on their life I don't

00:50:44.269 --> 00:50:45.610
know why I said Tic Tacs. I haven't had one in

00:50:45.610 --> 00:50:48.769
two years. But what I'm saying is a lot of times

00:50:48.769 --> 00:50:51.949
people, you know, have their Tic Tacs. They have

00:50:51.949 --> 00:50:55.949
their side chicks. And then what happens? You

00:50:55.949 --> 00:50:58.130
got to tell the kids later on. And that's no

00:50:58.130 --> 00:51:02.849
good. Off for three years split after a paternity

00:51:02.849 --> 00:51:05.489
lawsuit revealed Tristan had fathered a child

00:51:05.489 --> 00:51:12.679
with Marilyn Nichols. Hot piece of mess. Their

00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:14.960
kids being direct is the best way to navigate

00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:17.119
questions. You know, you have a sibling with

00:51:17.119 --> 00:51:19.840
a side chick. But I think the most important

00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.940
thing is that, you know, accountability. All

00:51:22.940 --> 00:51:25.320
right, we already heard him. Blah, blah, blah,

00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:27.900
blah. At least he takes some accountability,

00:51:28.059 --> 00:51:30.159
but I was reading online that he's kind of ignoring

00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:32.639
the other kid with the side chick, so that's

00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:39.119
not good. Today on TMZ. All right. Uh, Sierra

00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:42.000
has nothing more to complain about. Yeah, I don't

00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.739
believe that. It's from the report she has. It's

00:51:44.739 --> 00:51:48.840
kind of... Ah, no, the worst! Summer House. She

00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:51.360
knows how it all went down between Amanda and

00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:53.460
West. When did it happen that you slept together?

00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:56.300
After this statement. After they announced we

00:51:56.300 --> 00:51:59.119
are now dating. I don't buy that. Sierra on...

00:51:59.420 --> 00:52:01.780
All right. Please, shut the f*** up, Amanda.

00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:03.820
Why does she care if she broke up with him? It's

00:52:03.820 --> 00:52:06.039
not about him. It's about Amanda. Men are going

00:52:06.039 --> 00:52:08.000
to be men. Men are going to be dirty. I love

00:52:08.000 --> 00:52:11.309
your... Oh, my God. You know, that cackling broad's

00:52:11.309 --> 00:52:14.010
been hurting a little bit. Famed outrage right

00:52:14.010 --> 00:52:18.030
now. Oh, no! Travis Kelsey purchased a stake

00:52:18.030 --> 00:52:20.090
in the Cleveland Guardians. It's a dream come

00:52:20.090 --> 00:52:22.230
true for a Cleveland kid. The Guardians are worth

00:52:22.230 --> 00:52:24.769
about $2 billion. He needs to be saving for his

00:52:24.769 --> 00:52:26.630
wedding. Why is he spending money like this?

00:52:26.750 --> 00:52:28.650
I love the idea. Man, these women on this side

00:52:28.650 --> 00:52:31.730
are just so annoying. The idea that he buys this

00:52:31.730 --> 00:52:33.289
team and Taylor's like, well, there goes my eggshell

00:52:33.289 --> 00:52:40.639
napkins. Steven Spielberg was on the IMO podcast

00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:43.199
with Michelle Obama talking about... I do not

00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:46.340
like that podcast. Why can't I like Michelle

00:52:46.340 --> 00:52:49.480
and Craig? About his new movie Disclosure Day.

00:52:49.780 --> 00:52:52.519
My husband, you haven't let him see this one.

00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:55.119
He said if he wasn't among the first to see it,

00:52:55.179 --> 00:52:57.079
he was going to watch it only on an iPhone. He'd

00:52:57.079 --> 00:52:59.179
only watch it vertically. What's so wrong with

00:52:59.179 --> 00:53:01.380
seeing a movie on an iPhone? Verticals are the

00:53:01.380 --> 00:53:03.500
biggest thing right now. Charlie, if you watch...

00:53:03.500 --> 00:53:09.460
I'm Reagan! I love that LA accent. Mm -hmm. All

00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:12.760
right, what's going on with freaking AJ? Happy

00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:18.260
Hot Topic. AJ is on the mend. On May 27th, the

00:53:18.260 --> 00:53:20.400
45 -year -old shares an update on his recovery

00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:23.960
after suffering a knockout loss to YouTuber Supahotfire.

00:53:26.219 --> 00:53:28.840
I'd rather get knocked out by Superhead. Adam

00:53:28.840 --> 00:53:33.619
Ross's UFC Apex event in Las Vegas. He wrote

00:53:33.619 --> 00:53:37.000
in a since deleted Instagram story. That's outrageous,

00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:41.840
bro. It's all post these Instagram stories. What

00:53:41.840 --> 00:53:46.519
does it do? He deletes it. Why are you deleting

00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:49.460
it? Entertainment Weekly. Getting better. I'll

00:53:49.460 --> 00:53:55.019
see y 'all on Friday. Whatever, man. God, no

00:53:55.019 --> 00:53:56.219
wonder the Kardashians don't want to be around

00:53:56.219 --> 00:54:01.559
you. You're annoying. No! Happy Hot Topic! Jennifer

00:54:01.559 --> 00:54:03.860
Lopez reveals how she's helping her twins Max

00:54:03.860 --> 00:54:06.159
and Emmy prepare for college. You know what I

00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:08.460
read on the internet just kind of soon? Is it

00:54:08.460 --> 00:54:13.460
that deadbeat loser? No, it's Mark Anthony. Did

00:54:13.460 --> 00:54:19.590
not go to their high school graduation. As the

00:54:19.590 --> 00:54:22.190
on -the -floor singer and ex -husband Mark Anthony's

00:54:22.190 --> 00:54:24.829
18 -year -old twins Max and Emmy prepare to head

00:54:24.829 --> 00:54:37.530
off to college, she reveals she will absolutely

00:54:37.530 --> 00:54:40.809
play a major role in their move into their dorms.

00:54:48.489 --> 00:54:51.670
You couldn't pay me to have J -Lo be my boss.

00:54:53.030 --> 00:54:55.230
It just, like, shows how we just, like, really

00:54:55.230 --> 00:54:58.969
normalize pedophilia in our culture. Olivia Rodrigo

00:54:58.969 --> 00:55:01.590
has some thoughts on the recent online criticism

00:55:01.590 --> 00:55:04.590
of her baby doll dresses. Yeah, what do you think

00:55:04.590 --> 00:55:07.590
you're going to do? This is what I noticed. And

00:55:07.590 --> 00:55:13.150
it drives me. Oh, doll! And I don't know what

00:55:13.150 --> 00:55:20.199
I was thinking. Showing off her tight body. I

00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:21.780
know she gets mad when things like this are said

00:55:21.780 --> 00:55:23.659
on podcasts, and it's like, well, did you see

00:55:23.659 --> 00:55:25.980
what you are, honey? You weren't dressed up like

00:55:25.980 --> 00:55:30.199
a nun. The 23 -year -old appears on the May 28th

00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:33.139
episode of the New York Times podcast. Whatever.

00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:36.000
Well, don't dress up as a baby doll, you moron.

00:55:36.840 --> 00:55:38.480
I know, and as long as she talks about being

00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:42.179
a sociopath, she really is. What's going on here?

00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:49.070
Happy Hot Topic! Kelly Clarkson tears up while

00:55:49.070 --> 00:55:51.190
discussing the end of her daytime talk show.

00:55:51.429 --> 00:55:55.170
Oh, no. No! What are we going to do without the

00:55:55.170 --> 00:55:58.130
kiss -ass interviews? Oh, that's right. I can

00:55:58.130 --> 00:56:02.250
go to any podcast and listen to a kiss -ass interview.

00:56:02.670 --> 00:56:05.150
The Kelly Clarkson show host is brought to tears

00:56:05.150 --> 00:56:07.210
during her recent interview with Rita Wilson.

00:56:07.769 --> 00:56:10.510
After the actress takes a moment to lament. I

00:56:10.510 --> 00:56:14.199
don't really care. I'm sorry. I would say if

00:56:14.199 --> 00:56:17.480
I'm bored, you're bored. A Celine Dion TV show

00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:21.420
is in the works. Oh, that's good. What's this?

00:56:22.420 --> 00:56:25.039
Now, a new warning from the Federal Reserve Bank

00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:28.340
of New York about a rise in food insecurity.

00:56:29.019 --> 00:56:30.840
Rebecca Norman is here with those details. This

00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:33.199
is disturbing. It is disturbing, Robin, and it's

00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:35.320
eye -opening. But for many, it's kind of obvious

00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:37.699
because they're feeling it right now. This new

00:56:37.699 --> 00:56:40.000
report from the New York Fed shows what they

00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:43.300
call a remarkable rise in food insecurity, especially

00:56:43.300 --> 00:56:46.099
among those living paycheck to paycheck. And

00:56:46.099 --> 00:56:47.900
it's especially troubling because it impacts

00:56:47.900 --> 00:56:50.400
those with young children. Oh, but I thought

00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:57.769
we had a president. Between late 2025 and early

00:56:57.769 --> 00:57:00.989
2026, there was a sharp rise in households reporting

00:57:00.989 --> 00:57:04.210
that they had to skip meals, use food banks,

00:57:04.369 --> 00:57:06.570
and rely on SNAP benefits or dip into savings

00:57:06.570 --> 00:57:08.989
to cover their groceries, which are now 2 .9

00:57:08.989 --> 00:57:31.949
% more expensive than - Jesus Christ. So there's

00:57:31.949 --> 00:57:39.349
this football coach preacher. Remember that NBA

00:57:39.349 --> 00:57:41.449
player? I don't remember his name anymore. Remember

00:57:41.449 --> 00:57:43.949
the one that was homophobic and got fired from

00:57:43.949 --> 00:57:47.889
the Bulls? Well, he was all for that guy. And

00:57:47.889 --> 00:57:52.190
I am nerd about homophobia. So I unfriended him.

00:57:52.289 --> 00:57:55.929
He just texted me. I was like, yo. I'm in Miami.

00:57:56.590 --> 00:58:02.570
Is that near where you live? I'm like, not particularly.

00:58:05.730 --> 00:58:08.409
Jersey Shore star Angelina Pavarnik experienced

00:58:08.409 --> 00:58:10.670
a heartbreaking loss. You know what's weird?

00:58:10.769 --> 00:58:12.269
I don't think I've ever heard her last name.

00:58:12.349 --> 00:58:15.250
Like, I knew it was Pavarnik. Like, if I were

00:58:15.250 --> 00:58:18.289
to see the name Angelina Pavarnik, I'd know it's

00:58:18.289 --> 00:58:21.570
Angelina, but I've never been like, like, my...

00:58:21.900 --> 00:58:28.239
I never go Ronnie McGraw or Vinny. You just call

00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:32.840
him Vinny. Angelina. After the 39 -year -old

00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:35.360
discovers she is pregnant in the May 14th episode

00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:37.980
of Jersey Shore's Family Vacation, her health

00:58:37.980 --> 00:58:40.800
takes a turn during the May 28th episode of the

00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:43.860
series' ninth and final season. Angelina says

00:58:43.860 --> 00:58:46.860
during a confessional in the episode, I'm just

00:58:46.860 --> 00:58:49.179
not feeling myself. Some stuff's happening with

00:58:49.179 --> 00:58:51.690
me and my pregnancy. Can you believe it's been

00:58:51.690 --> 00:58:53.949
nine seasons? I remember when I came back. It's

00:58:53.949 --> 00:58:56.710
2018. I don't know what's going on, and I don't

00:58:56.710 --> 00:58:59.389
even know what to do. Angelina goes to visit

00:58:59.389 --> 00:59:02.010
co -star Sammy Sweetheart, who is also pregnant

00:59:02.010 --> 00:59:05.010
at the time. Yeah, I was talking to somebody

00:59:05.010 --> 00:59:08.809
the other day about it. That'd be my friend Callie.

00:59:08.889 --> 00:59:11.250
That was one of those things, man. She's had

00:59:11.250 --> 00:59:16.130
kind of a hard life, you know. But she also brings

00:59:16.130 --> 00:59:22.429
it upon herself. Mm -hmm. It encourages her to

00:59:22.429 --> 00:59:25.389
seek medical attention. I'm not feeling good.

00:59:25.449 --> 00:59:29.409
And so you went through a lot of... Yeah. So

00:59:29.409 --> 00:59:33.389
with me, like, I am spotting. You think something's

00:59:33.389 --> 00:59:36.510
wrong? I don't know. Yeah, that ain't good. Mm

00:59:36.510 --> 00:59:41.349
-hmm. I'll tell you right now. There's a story.

00:59:41.690 --> 00:59:45.590
My ex -fiancee... Mm -hmm. Was always trying

00:59:45.590 --> 00:59:47.750
to get pregnant. But I'm the pull -out king!

00:59:50.849 --> 00:59:52.210
And she would be like, I think I'm pregnant.

00:59:52.349 --> 00:59:53.550
I think I'm pregnant. And I'd be thinking of

00:59:53.550 --> 00:59:55.989
my white roads over. I would have had like an

00:59:55.989 --> 00:59:59.150
eight year old kid. Not the weird. Oh, it's weird

00:59:59.150 --> 01:00:01.630
about it. She would be like, I'm spotting. And

01:00:01.630 --> 01:00:04.690
I'd be like, she'd be like, why are you happy?

01:00:04.849 --> 01:00:09.510
I'm like, I was like 22 and broke. And then she

01:00:09.510 --> 01:00:14.349
had a kid. An elderly California woman and her

01:00:14.349 --> 01:00:16.909
husband are dead after she was swindled out of

01:00:16.909 --> 01:00:19.900
thousands of dollars. by a person allegedly posing

01:00:19.900 --> 01:00:25.199
as actor Tom Selleck. I don't know what it is.

01:00:25.300 --> 01:00:28.760
Okay. If you're an Everyday Average Joe fake

01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:30.900
catfish account, or you're Shane Rover French,

01:00:31.179 --> 01:00:36.639
it's one of those things where, yeah, it's an

01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:38.739
Everyday Average Joe. You might be able to believe

01:00:38.739 --> 01:00:43.059
they're catfishing a little bit. But, ladies

01:00:43.059 --> 01:00:48.170
and gentlemen, our boys and girls. If Tom Selleck

01:00:48.170 --> 01:00:52.550
is hitting you up for money, that ain't Tom Selleck,

01:00:52.570 --> 01:00:56.090
dog. Let me look up Tom Selleck's net worth.

01:00:56.130 --> 01:00:59.050
I'm going to guess $45 million. Tom Selleck net

01:00:59.050 --> 01:01:05.610
worth. $45 million. Wow. I'm good at this. Now

01:01:05.610 --> 01:01:07.429
I seem to be as good as making that money. Mm

01:01:07.429 --> 01:01:12.170
-hmm. So yeah, don't fall for that. Remember

01:01:12.170 --> 01:01:15.170
when I worked briefly in conservative radio?

01:01:16.769 --> 01:01:19.369
It teaches that money does not buy happiness.

01:01:20.170 --> 01:01:22.989
When you're around a bunch of conservative morons.

01:01:22.989 --> 01:01:26.250
I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. Not really. I'm

01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:30.530
sure they say delightful things about me. And

01:01:30.530 --> 01:01:32.030
that was one of those things, ladies and gentlemen,

01:01:32.090 --> 01:01:33.949
boys and girls, we had this show on Saturday

01:01:33.949 --> 01:01:38.010
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01:01:38.010 --> 01:01:43.969
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01:01:48.949 --> 01:01:54.130
Ryan20. And he was, I believe, offered a spot

01:01:54.130 --> 01:01:57.269
on the show Catfish or some MTV show to talk

01:01:57.269 --> 01:01:59.809
about the fact that people make fake Dr. Michael

01:01:59.809 --> 01:02:03.369
Lang accounts all the time asking for money.

01:02:04.690 --> 01:02:08.800
Yes. Isn't that a riveting story? Isn't your

01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:15.300
life better off now? I hope your sister dies

01:02:15.300 --> 01:02:19.000
and I think I have like PTSD. Jodi Woods isn't

01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:21.639
keeping her feelings confidential any longer.

01:02:21.780 --> 01:02:24.800
During the first episode of Calabasas Confidential.

01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:27.800
Way too many shows out there. 19 year old gets

01:02:27.800 --> 01:02:30.320
emotional reflecting on the fallout between her

01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:33.300
sister Jordan Woods with best friend Kylie Jenner.

01:02:33.420 --> 01:02:39.849
Here's the problem. It's Jordan Woods. Yeah,

01:02:39.849 --> 01:02:43.309
it was a good time, Joe. Sure. Whatever you want

01:02:43.309 --> 01:02:47.929
to say to yourself. That's fine. But, ladies

01:02:47.929 --> 01:02:51.369
and gentlemen, our boys and girls, she still

01:02:51.369 --> 01:03:00.130
did this. You already have pre -cum. That's what

01:03:00.130 --> 01:03:06.179
she did. Weezy. That was a failed sound effect.

01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:17.619
She hooked up with somebody. She ain't innocent.

01:03:18.119 --> 01:03:20.179
And how that's affected her own relationships.

01:03:20.880 --> 01:03:24.579
Like all these people are in my DMs and comments

01:03:24.579 --> 01:03:26.579
talking about. Yeah, they're all losers. You

01:03:26.579 --> 01:03:28.800
got to ignore them. And when you talk about them,

01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:33.690
you're giving them power. Like, I'm sure after

01:03:33.690 --> 01:03:36.469
this show aired on Netflix, he talked about it.

01:03:36.489 --> 01:03:39.050
Or he got DMs. He brought it up. We all forgot.

01:03:39.110 --> 01:03:45.230
I forgot about it. Go kill yourself. And I hope

01:03:45.230 --> 01:03:47.769
your sister dies. That is. I think I have, like,

01:03:47.769 --> 01:03:50.630
PTSD. All right, well, get that shirt down. You're

01:03:50.630 --> 01:03:52.289
also, like, 19, so you're in high school during

01:03:52.289 --> 01:03:54.449
COVID. So I think it's a lot of other things,

01:03:54.489 --> 01:04:03.980
honey. Just being honest. Jeff Bezos is vowing

01:04:03.980 --> 01:04:07.079
to rebuild after Blue Origin's new Glenn rocket

01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:09.960
exploded into a fireball on the launch pad during

01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:13.920
an engine test May 28th. Oops, it really exploded.

01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:16.380
You know when you see an explosion, you're like,

01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:19.320
whatever, whatever. This was an explosion, man.

01:04:19.340 --> 01:04:22.400
That was crazy in the club. The Cape Canaveral

01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:28.980
Space Force Station. Well, I'm so sorry. Man.

01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:34.420
How could a company like Amazon take a loss?

01:04:34.860 --> 01:04:39.079
They have no money. All right. You get the point.

01:04:39.619 --> 01:04:42.780
I think Amazon will be just fine. This next headline

01:04:42.780 --> 01:04:48.460
is naughty. This morning, the so -called party

01:04:48.460 --> 01:04:51.800
mom of Los Gatos, California. Oh, yeah. We all

01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:56.420
have party mom stories for days. Has been sentenced

01:04:56.420 --> 01:05:01.659
to 35 years in prison for hosting. Whoa! Whoa!

01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:06.039
Sex parties for young teens in the Silicon Valley

01:05:06.039 --> 01:05:11.400
suburb. Whoa! Whoa! We all know that I watched

01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:14.719
these clips for the first time with you. I learned

01:05:14.719 --> 01:05:16.679
it from Tom Bernard. You don't watch it ahead

01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:20.380
of time. I did 35, okay. You all know that I

01:05:20.380 --> 01:05:23.360
talk about the double standard. A lot of times

01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:25.519
men, when they're doing things with teens, they

01:05:25.519 --> 01:05:27.800
get a lot more time in jail than women. Whatever,

01:05:27.900 --> 01:05:34.469
prison, whatever. 35 years? That's ridiculous.

01:05:35.610 --> 01:05:39.909
That's terrible. 52 -year -old Shannon O 'Connor

01:05:39.909 --> 01:05:42.130
hosted the parties for her son and his friends

01:05:42.130 --> 01:05:45.769
beginning in 2020. Yeah, that's a smart choice.

01:05:45.969 --> 01:05:52.860
No. 35 years or say she bought them alcohol and

01:05:52.860 --> 01:05:55.559
condoms and encouraged sex acts all right it's

01:05:55.559 --> 01:05:57.639
where it's gonna look crazy most of them were

01:05:57.639 --> 01:06:00.900
just 14 and 15 years old among the dozens of

01:06:00.900 --> 01:06:03.920
charges she faced felony child endangerment shannon

01:06:03.920 --> 01:06:07.440
o 'connor should spend decades behind bars why

01:06:07.440 --> 01:06:12.960
to protect our community to punish her to deter

01:06:12.960 --> 01:06:16.639
her and others from committing such well deterred

01:06:17.019 --> 01:06:20.579
35 years. I haven't even been alive 35 years.

01:06:20.760 --> 01:06:26.780
Think about that. That was 1991. Mm -hmm. Horrendous

01:06:26.780 --> 01:06:30.840
crimes. That's ridiculous. One teenager testified

01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:33.719
she became suicidal after attending a party.

01:06:33.860 --> 01:06:36.679
Parents describe O 'Connor as a predator. Oh,

01:06:36.679 --> 01:06:40.199
now the more you hear it. But 35 years. Dude.

01:06:40.639 --> 01:06:43.820
We have politicians committing crimes. Who is

01:06:43.820 --> 01:06:50.690
her lawyer? Mm -hmm. So I have a story for you.

01:06:55.989 --> 01:07:04.989
Oh, yeah! Back in the early 2010s, underage drinking

01:07:04.989 --> 01:07:10.909
parties were the thing of Illinois. I know there

01:07:10.909 --> 01:07:12.829
were a lot of them, but especially in Illinois.

01:07:12.969 --> 01:07:14.750
If you're listening in Florida, you know you

01:07:14.750 --> 01:07:17.389
went to the beach and drank. To my listeners

01:07:17.389 --> 01:07:22.349
up north, you know. Oh, yeah. We drink in our

01:07:22.349 --> 01:07:29.190
friend's basement. And there was this kid. His

01:07:29.190 --> 01:07:33.869
name rhymed with shman. And he used to throw

01:07:33.869 --> 01:07:40.690
ragers. And he would be getting like a BJ right

01:07:40.690 --> 01:07:42.550
next to the washing machine. And I thought it

01:07:42.550 --> 01:07:48.139
was the bathroom. Sorry, dude. His girl looked

01:07:48.139 --> 01:07:52.800
like Hank, not Hank Hill, looked like Dale's

01:07:52.800 --> 01:07:55.900
wife, the weather girl on King of the Hill, like

01:07:55.900 --> 01:08:01.380
a millennial version. Hot ass girl. Then he had

01:08:01.380 --> 01:08:04.300
my rest in peace. Our friend Jason was chugging

01:08:04.300 --> 01:08:09.480
vodka. And when I see a friend come up when no

01:08:09.480 --> 01:08:13.860
one was around, he was a douchebag at the parties.

01:08:15.219 --> 01:08:22.239
But also now he's dead, so I'm sorry. But you

01:08:22.239 --> 01:08:27.260
know what would happen all the time? Mm -hmm.

01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:33.119
Is the mom would be on like the second floor

01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:36.279
of the house watching King of the Hill. While

01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:41.039
the party was going on. Now, granted, she wasn't

01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:44.439
encouraging teen sex. It was just happening two

01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:55.279
stories below. But that's crazy. 35 years. Then,

01:08:55.340 --> 01:08:58.060
of course, I'd be mad because I'd go home knackering.

01:09:00.220 --> 01:09:03.140
Just like me at bars. Unless I have a bumble

01:09:03.140 --> 01:09:07.529
date. I'll be trying to, you know, spank it to

01:09:07.529 --> 01:09:11.369
go to bed. I'll be thinking about my crush. Just

01:09:11.369 --> 01:09:20.090
getting put out. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. Man, this

01:09:20.090 --> 01:09:24.350
is nice. A little syrup -y EDM music from 2010,

01:09:24.470 --> 01:09:29.550
I said. By the way, my old internship, Dance

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01:09:34.250 --> 01:09:37.550
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01:09:37.550 --> 01:09:41.810
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01:09:41.810 --> 01:09:45.090
better than anything on Sirius. And I also learned

01:09:45.090 --> 01:09:48.590
my production skills, man. All right, let's see

01:09:48.590 --> 01:09:55.449
what else is going on. Happy Hot Topic! Madonna

01:09:55.449 --> 01:09:58.029
reveals a jaw -dropping sex confession about

01:09:58.029 --> 01:10:00.970
her John F. Kennedy Jr. romance. Man, she is

01:10:00.970 --> 01:10:04.020
so friggin' hot. But you know one of those things

01:10:04.020 --> 01:10:07.789
that she's been through a lot, guys. The Like

01:10:07.789 --> 01:10:09.970
A Virgin singer who was previously linked to

01:10:09.970 --> 01:10:12.390
fellow celebs including Michael Jackson and Sean

01:10:12.390 --> 01:10:14.829
Penn. Man, I cannot imagine Michael Jackson having

01:10:14.829 --> 01:10:16.970
sex with a woman. Recently reveals it was her

01:10:16.970 --> 01:10:20.890
relationship with John F. Kennedy Jr. that gave

01:10:20.890 --> 01:10:23.470
her the best sex of her life. Madonna admits

01:10:23.470 --> 01:10:26.050
this during a Confessions episode with Grindr

01:10:26.050 --> 01:10:29.130
uploaded on May 29th. I'm going to only name

01:10:29.130 --> 01:10:38.720
dead people. Um, John Kennedy Jr. No! That's

01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:42.859
the thing. She's high, but she's so skanky. You

01:10:42.859 --> 01:10:49.300
know, she's got, like, herpes. Jelly Roll is

01:10:49.300 --> 01:10:52.560
one proud dad. On May 28th, the country singer,

01:10:52.840 --> 01:10:55.420
whose dad to kids Bailey Ann and Noah Buddy from

01:10:55.420 --> 01:10:57.920
previous relationships, penned an emotional tribute

01:10:57.920 --> 01:11:00.800
for his daughter in honor of her graduating high

01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:02.840
school. Yeah, you know, that was a big deal on

01:11:02.840 --> 01:11:05.189
that house. He writes in part under pictures

01:11:05.189 --> 01:11:08.130
of him and Bailey on Instagram, Today you turned

01:11:08.130 --> 01:11:11.329
18 years old and graduate high school. Today

01:11:11.329 --> 01:11:13.369
you accomplished something very few people in

01:11:13.369 --> 01:11:15.729
this family have ever accomplished, including

01:11:15.729 --> 01:11:18.529
myself. She really did break the generational

01:11:18.529 --> 01:11:24.449
curse. That's good. We all know Paul Rudd's pretty

01:11:24.449 --> 01:11:27.029
much been aging backwards. Well, the 57 -year

01:11:27.029 --> 01:11:30.409
-old... I don't think that. Does he like Kevin's

01:11:30.409 --> 01:11:34.680
age yet? It looks like plastic surgery. Revealed

01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:38.300
his secret is good genes, not needles. I don't

01:11:38.300 --> 01:11:41.659
believe that. Do you have Botox? No. Shut the

01:11:41.659 --> 01:11:46.119
up. I love this podcast therapist. They're a

01:11:46.119 --> 01:11:48.800
puss. Even though this guy does not sound like

01:11:48.800 --> 01:11:52.260
he's getting a puss. Look at my face. Do you

01:11:52.260 --> 01:11:54.579
see? You have no creases. You have no creases.

01:11:54.619 --> 01:11:58.539
Not yet. Way too many interview podcasts out

01:11:58.539 --> 01:12:02.500
there. Boring. I just went. No, I know. Lisa

01:12:02.500 --> 01:12:06.079
Kudrow reveals she was once mistaken for Dionne

01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:09.199
Warwick. Yeah, you heard that right. What a moron.

01:12:09.539 --> 01:12:12.420
The Friends alum recounts getting confused for

01:12:12.420 --> 01:12:15.199
the legendary singer during a Hollywood Reporter

01:12:15.199 --> 01:12:18.239
roundtable convo with fellow funny women Kiki

01:12:18.239 --> 01:12:20.979
Palmer, Rachel Sennett. I don't need any of that.

01:12:21.579 --> 01:12:26.319
It's boring me. And if I'm bored, you're bored.

01:12:26.920 --> 01:12:30.460
I'm focusing. You know who I'm dating? Me. Oh,

01:12:30.539 --> 01:12:37.079
yeah. TMI in 2024. Right now, I am becoming the

01:12:37.079 --> 01:12:39.960
partner that I want. I'm using my finger. I'm

01:12:39.960 --> 01:12:43.880
learning some new tricks. So that takes time.

01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:46.180
You're going to attract that energy. And that's

01:12:46.180 --> 01:12:48.300
what I truly believe. Fast forward a couple of

01:12:48.300 --> 01:12:51.140
years and cue the hard launch in three, two,

01:12:51.279 --> 01:12:59.289
one. All right, so there's pictures of her and

01:12:59.289 --> 01:13:03.250
her boyfriend. We are really behind on news tonight

01:13:03.250 --> 01:13:05.329
because I haven't recorded in three days besides

01:13:05.329 --> 01:13:07.949
yesterday, but it was just Instagram clips. Happy

01:13:07.949 --> 01:13:13.409
Hot Topic. Oh, yeah. Let's see what we have here.

01:13:13.489 --> 01:13:22.000
Gone on. Mm -hmm. Today on TMZ. Okay, Donald

01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.739
Trump may be fighting Iran, but he is truly going

01:13:24.739 --> 01:13:27.819
into enemy territory, possibly. Madison Square

01:13:27.819 --> 01:13:29.960
Garden. He intends to... Oh, that's going to

01:13:29.960 --> 01:13:34.199
be sarcastic. Go to a finals game. I think I'll

01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:35.800
be going to one of the games. Trump's going to

01:13:35.800 --> 01:13:37.859
get... Oh, so you can't go to your son's wedding.

01:13:39.340 --> 01:13:41.500
But you can go to a basketball game with people

01:13:41.500 --> 01:13:45.720
that don't want you there. Food. Why open himself

01:13:45.720 --> 01:13:47.319
up to that? I'm not so sure he's going to get

01:13:47.319 --> 01:13:49.579
food. He went to Florida because he knew he wasn't

01:13:49.579 --> 01:13:52.199
liked in New York. But he is a New York guy.

01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:55.460
Charles hasn't lived in New York for 70 years

01:13:55.460 --> 01:14:02.640
yet. We got Gayle King. There was a whole thing

01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:05.000
because she found her ex -husband in bed with

01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:09.050
her friend. Oh, yay! I bet she was putting out

01:14:09.050 --> 01:14:11.170
better. Anybody that's been through it knows

01:14:11.170 --> 01:14:14.069
how painful it is. So, her... Yeah, just gonna

01:14:14.069 --> 01:14:17.250
make her gay with Oprah. Go today! Her ex -husband

01:14:17.250 --> 01:14:19.899
put out a statement and said... Oh, yeah! He

01:14:19.899 --> 01:14:22.380
puts on a lot. Sorry for all the pain I caused.

01:14:22.539 --> 01:14:23.939
Like, I ruined everything. She put me through

01:14:23.939 --> 01:14:26.260
law school. Is he remarried? No, he has a lot

01:14:26.260 --> 01:14:27.819
of, like, different girlfriends. What's great

01:14:27.819 --> 01:14:29.800
is you know he uses his Yale law degree that

01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:32.159
she paid for in order to score all these degrees.

01:14:32.699 --> 01:14:35.819
Oh, yeah! I was thinking the same thing, to be

01:14:35.819 --> 01:14:40.840
honest. Olivia Rodrigo was touring, and she was

01:14:40.840 --> 01:14:43.119
wearing a baby Dodger. I don't need to hear about

01:14:43.119 --> 01:14:46.359
that stupid, to be honest. Whatever! It was gank.

01:14:46.560 --> 01:14:49.579
I didn't say that. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's

01:14:49.579 --> 01:14:51.760
son Maddox is setting himself apart from his

01:14:51.760 --> 01:14:57.779
father. Who's a bigger deadbeat loser? Is it

01:14:57.779 --> 01:15:03.619
Brad Pitt? Or could it be the man that is known

01:15:03.619 --> 01:15:09.560
as Mark Anthony? It's one of the two. You know

01:15:09.560 --> 01:15:12.670
what I mean, Jellybean? the former couple's eldest

01:15:12.670 --> 01:15:15.750
child who was born matic siobhan jolie pitt has

01:15:15.750 --> 01:15:20.189
filed to legally drop pitt from his surname brett

01:15:20.189 --> 01:15:25.029
pitt's such a dish man what good is gonna come

01:15:25.029 --> 01:15:28.250
out of this carmen electra looks back on her

01:15:28.250 --> 01:15:32.590
wild romance with dennis rodman oh yeah during

01:15:32.590 --> 01:15:35.270
a may 26th appearance you know she was plowing

01:15:35.270 --> 01:15:38.449
him i said that correctly i didn't mean to say

01:15:38.449 --> 01:15:40.069
she was plowing he was plowing her because he

01:15:40.069 --> 01:15:43.649
probably was But she was plowing him. On the

01:15:43.649 --> 01:15:46.649
Legally Golf podcast, Carmen reflects on her

01:15:46.649 --> 01:15:50.329
marriage to the former NBA star and why she ultimately

01:15:50.329 --> 01:15:53.430
decided to walk away, admitting that while she

01:15:53.430 --> 01:15:56.310
was, quote, crazy in love with Dennis, whom she

01:15:56.310 --> 01:15:59.550
married in 1998 before ending their marriage

01:15:59.550 --> 01:16:02.529
six months later, she eventually realized the

01:16:02.529 --> 01:16:05.630
relationship was taking a toll on her, candidly

01:16:05.630 --> 01:16:10.149
sharing, It was just too hard to continue to

01:16:10.149 --> 01:16:13.340
keep up with him. Yeah, you know, he's all coked

01:16:13.340 --> 01:16:17.300
out. And his friends. It was constant drinking.

01:16:17.680 --> 01:16:19.859
Gosh, he's a hot piece of ass, huh? Carmen says

01:16:19.859 --> 01:16:22.380
she noticed bags under her eye. That's actually

01:16:22.380 --> 01:16:25.079
a hot, Carmen. It's always weird when you work

01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:27.560
with someone that's not that hot named Carmen.

01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:30.720
He has a puffy face and felt like something had

01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:35.340
to change. Yeah, you were married to Dennis Rodman.

01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:39.020
That had to change. Amy Fox's girlfriend is putting

01:16:39.020 --> 01:16:42.239
her baby bump on full display. Two weeks after

01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:45.220
the actor announced he and girlfriend Alice Huckstep

01:16:45.220 --> 01:16:48.319
were expecting a child together, his third, the

01:16:48.319 --> 01:16:50.439
mom -to -be steps out for the first time since

01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:54.159
the news on May 28th. In the photo, Alice can

01:16:54.159 --> 01:16:56.199
be seen running errands while sporting athletic

01:16:56.199 --> 01:16:58.880
wear with just enough belly peeking through to

01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:01.500
show off her growing baby bump. The couple's

01:17:01.500 --> 01:17:03.600
latest milestone comes - Hey, you know I taught

01:17:03.600 --> 01:17:06.220
that hot piece of ass nobody. Good for you! You'll

01:17:06.220 --> 01:17:17.979
be like - Morgan Wallen decides his piano was

01:17:17.979 --> 01:17:23.359
still the problem. Mmm. Yeah. he's the worst

01:17:23.359 --> 01:17:26.439
you know how they say thoughts and prayers thoughts

01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:30.420
and chairs during his may 29th concert in denver

01:17:30.420 --> 01:17:33.720
morgan appears to let his frustrations boil over

01:17:33.720 --> 01:17:37.060
after experiencing technical difficulties mid

01:17:37.060 --> 01:17:40.720
-show in videos circulating on social media the

01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:45.130
singer finishes an performance of sand in my

01:17:45.130 --> 01:17:48.810
boots before seemingly pushing over a piano that

01:17:48.810 --> 01:17:52.470
had malfunctioned during the concert what a loser

01:17:52.470 --> 01:17:58.229
on his still the problem tour the instrument

01:17:58.229 --> 01:18:03.229
crashes to the stage shattering on impact he

01:18:03.229 --> 01:18:11.069
is such a dork Women love him, though. Desperate

01:18:11.069 --> 01:18:14.369
Housewives alum Marsha Cross got fans excited

01:18:14.369 --> 01:18:16.390
after she posted... I thought it was Marsha,

01:18:16.390 --> 01:18:20.390
not Marsha. Marsha Cross got fans excited after

01:18:20.390 --> 01:18:23.829
she posted a very rare selfie. She's so freaking

01:18:23.829 --> 01:18:27.310
hot. I loved her on Desperate Housewives. 64

01:18:27.310 --> 01:18:29.689
-year -old actress isn't... Desperate Housewives

01:18:29.689 --> 01:18:32.789
was, like, really good softcore acting porn.

01:18:33.479 --> 01:18:36.279
One to share selfies to social media. However,

01:18:36.460 --> 01:18:40.579
on May 28th, the redheaded beauty known for playing

01:18:40.579 --> 01:18:44.800
Brie Vandercamp on the hit 2000 show and Kimberley

01:18:44.800 --> 01:18:46.819
Shore. All right, so she looks hot. Good for

01:18:46.819 --> 01:18:51.210
her. What's going on here? Scooter Braun and

01:18:51.210 --> 01:18:54.829
Sydney Sweeney had a fun undercover date night

01:18:54.829 --> 01:18:58.130
in New York City. The music exec shared footage

01:18:58.130 --> 01:19:01.029
from their late night self -led tour through

01:19:01.029 --> 01:19:04.390
the city to social media. He captioned the Instagram

01:19:04.390 --> 01:19:07.590
video posted on May 31st, when you're in bed

01:19:07.590 --> 01:19:11.229
at 11pm and your girl says, I've never been to

01:19:11.229 --> 01:19:16.050
Times Square. Aw man. Hell yeah! Yes, let us

01:19:16.050 --> 01:19:19.800
know he's in bed with sadness. In the clip, the

01:19:19.800 --> 01:19:22.779
44 -year -old filmed himself and Sidney biking

01:19:22.779 --> 01:19:25.119
through the streets of New York while... That's

01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:28.439
so cute. Yeah, he's got that daddy on his shoulder.

01:19:30.279 --> 01:19:33.520
Brandy Glanville's son's sex life is apparently

01:19:33.520 --> 01:19:39.340
not confidential. Yeah, she's a skank. the reality

01:19:39.340 --> 01:19:43.479
star made a surprise cameo in netflix's calabasas

01:19:43.479 --> 01:19:46.560
confidential where she revealed how she found

01:19:46.560 --> 01:19:50.359
out her son mason was no longer a virgin that's

01:19:50.359 --> 01:19:53.539
kind of gross Unfortunately, my mom knows about

01:19:53.539 --> 01:19:56.859
my virginity. Mmm, from the radio. During the

01:19:56.859 --> 01:19:59.880
fourth episode of the Netflix series, which dropped

01:19:59.880 --> 01:20:03.659
on May 29th, Brandy recalled to Mason and his

01:20:03.659 --> 01:20:06.859
friend, Emily Nelson, I remember realizing he

01:20:06.859 --> 01:20:10.260
wasn't a virgin when I walked by his room and

01:20:10.260 --> 01:20:14.100
I heard a spanking being given. I was just like,

01:20:14.119 --> 01:20:17.159
fuck my life. My son is not a virgin anymore.

01:20:22.489 --> 01:20:27.069
She added, I think he was 15 or 16. I was crying.

01:20:27.369 --> 01:20:30.210
I'm like, I am so uncomfortable right now. But

01:20:30.210 --> 01:20:32.890
at least he's giving a spanking. He's got some

01:20:32.890 --> 01:20:53.140
mood. Oh my God, I can't talk. I gotta listen.

01:20:53.260 --> 01:20:57.659
Just the reporter, this whole report. She added,

01:20:57.899 --> 01:21:01.840
I think he was 15 or 16. I was crying. I'm like,

01:21:01.880 --> 01:21:04.659
I am so uncomfortable right now. But at least

01:21:04.659 --> 01:21:07.159
he's giving a spanking. He's got some moves.

01:21:10.939 --> 01:21:14.680
Oh my God. Can you imagine being that son and

01:21:14.680 --> 01:21:18.359
your imbecile loser? If a mom is talking about

01:21:18.359 --> 01:21:23.640
your sex life? Oh, my God. It's a list. Randy

01:21:23.640 --> 01:21:26.760
shares 22 -year -old Mason and 19 -year -old

01:21:26.760 --> 01:21:29.920
Jake with ex -husband Eddie Chibrian. Wait, is

01:21:29.920 --> 01:21:31.960
that not one of them? Eddie Chibrian. Wait, wait,

01:21:31.979 --> 01:21:35.340
wait. He shares 22 -year -old Mason and 19 -year

01:21:35.340 --> 01:21:37.399
-old Jake with... So this was during COVID because

01:21:37.399 --> 01:21:40.319
she said he was 15 or 16 and he's 22. So it's

01:21:40.319 --> 01:21:44.939
during COVID. He's gambling. Anyhow, your narcissistic

01:21:44.939 --> 01:21:48.100
morn of a mom talks about having... What was

01:21:48.100 --> 01:21:50.779
it she said last week? She has a... What was

01:21:50.779 --> 01:21:56.039
it? What's the tag you get on your arm? She said

01:21:56.039 --> 01:21:59.000
she had throat ringworm from giving oral. Yeah.

01:21:59.699 --> 01:22:04.420
That's their mom! Woo -hoo! You're obviously

01:22:04.420 --> 01:22:08.340
very charismatic. You're smart. You're beautiful.

01:22:09.529 --> 01:22:11.550
Celebrity crush going up. My first one ever was

01:22:11.550 --> 01:22:15.729
Left Eye from TLC. I played Chili in a TLC movie.

01:22:15.829 --> 01:22:17.489
I know you did. Close enough. I know you did.

01:22:18.210 --> 01:22:23.090
Close enough, absolutely. Anyone said dark chocolate?

01:22:23.390 --> 01:22:28.890
Close enough. From where I sit? Sean! So it's

01:22:28.890 --> 01:22:36.289
Sean Evans from Howlons and Kiki Palmer. Mr.

01:22:37.149 --> 01:22:42.329
and Mrs. Evans. Yeah, they're banging. There

01:22:42.329 --> 01:22:50.710
is no doubt about that. Dua Lipa and Callum Turner

01:22:50.710 --> 01:22:53.449
are officially husband and wife. Yeah, I can't

01:22:53.449 --> 01:22:55.350
tell if Dua Lipa's hot or not. She always has

01:22:55.350 --> 01:22:59.470
those weird hair. My favorite thing about her

01:22:59.470 --> 01:23:03.130
is the song Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa by Jack Harlow.

01:23:03.229 --> 01:23:09.250
The banger. The song you can get on. Oh, yeah,

01:23:09.329 --> 01:23:11.989
I had to die. I had to do Hoppy's Hoops. All

01:23:11.989 --> 01:23:34.109
right, I know. Aye, the mayor of New York said

01:23:34.109 --> 01:23:36.770
he won't sit with Trump at the NBA Finals. What

01:23:36.770 --> 01:23:43.600
a... Anthony Edwards' baby mamas are trying to,

01:23:43.619 --> 01:23:47.619
you know, get as much money out of him as possible.

01:23:48.300 --> 01:23:50.720
Which normally I wouldn't be good with that.

01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:56.220
I think baby mamas get enough. So y 'all know

01:23:56.220 --> 01:23:59.140
not only does he choke in the playoffs, he chokes

01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:02.319
as a father. That doesn't really feel so bad.

01:24:02.920 --> 01:24:10.500
Sure. I got him. A lot of them. That's what you're

01:24:10.500 --> 01:24:36.109
doing. Yeah. Yeah. Let him hit a club, rise and

01:24:36.109 --> 01:24:39.050
fall. Here and there, now you'll have a ball.

01:24:39.630 --> 01:24:42.890
Happy Hour got the shock and awe. Dun, dun, dun,

01:24:43.029 --> 01:24:45.829
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Happy Hoops got

01:24:45.829 --> 01:24:49.170
the shock and awe. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

01:24:49.369 --> 01:24:51.729
dun, dun. Oops. Happy Hoops got the shock and

01:24:51.729 --> 01:24:55.770
awe. I ruined that. Dad! Put all eyes down. Happy

01:24:55.770 --> 01:25:01.289
Hour got the shock and awe. Mm -hmm. Happy Hour

01:25:01.289 --> 01:25:06.899
got the shock and awe. Happy Hot Topic. Look

01:25:06.899 --> 01:25:09.859
at the emotions from Wimpy. This morning, the

01:25:09.859 --> 01:25:12.659
sound of Victor. This is what you want to see.

01:25:12.859 --> 01:25:16.199
The reigning champion, Oklahoma City. CSGA, little

01:25:16.199 --> 01:25:19.960
bitch. Thunder are dethroned. And Victor Wimpy.

01:25:20.060 --> 01:25:23.890
The San Antonio Spurs have done it. are headed

01:25:23.890 --> 01:25:26.609
to the finals. San Antonio came out of the gate

01:25:26.609 --> 01:25:30.130
on fire. One Benyama throwing down early. Oh,

01:25:30.130 --> 01:25:33.430
yeah! He dug it out with a little bit of shit.

01:25:33.970 --> 01:25:36.710
Benyama throws it on his head. And Spurs building

01:25:36.710 --> 01:25:39.510
a lead as big as 14. So there's that, and here's

01:25:39.510 --> 01:25:41.529
Chet Hanks talking about his terrible performance.

01:25:43.630 --> 01:25:45.689
Did I just say Chet Hanks? Am I Chet Holmgren?

01:25:45.979 --> 01:25:47.520
Chet Holmgren finished the game seven loss with

01:25:47.520 --> 01:25:49.640
four points on one for two shooting from the

01:25:49.640 --> 01:25:53.579
field. And he was a fan. He pulled a Ben Simmons.

01:25:53.880 --> 01:25:56.260
He choked when it mattered like a little bitch.

01:25:56.659 --> 01:25:59.880
And he's only two shots coming in the first quarter.

01:25:59.920 --> 01:26:02.060
And here's his post -game interview. You tend

01:26:02.060 --> 01:26:06.819
to sort of put a team first. I have seen emotions

01:26:06.819 --> 01:26:08.539
from you at this point. I mean, there's times

01:26:08.539 --> 01:26:10.960
where, like, one of these, like, bumping you

01:26:10.960 --> 01:26:16.659
on the way. Oh, sure. Clearly tried you. And

01:26:16.659 --> 01:26:19.800
Chad likes to feed. Did you feel at any point

01:26:19.800 --> 01:26:21.979
that you almost went out of your way to not make

01:26:21.979 --> 01:26:25.619
it about you and him? Like almost to a degree

01:26:25.619 --> 01:26:30.819
you hadn't before? I mean, at the end of the

01:26:30.819 --> 01:26:34.399
day, he was overwhelmed. What I mean is a giant.

01:26:34.779 --> 01:26:39.039
It's always about... He is strong. He must have

01:26:39.039 --> 01:26:40.899
hit the pen. Trying to win the basketball game.

01:26:41.939 --> 01:26:47.420
I think he'll be fine. He's a talented guy. But

01:26:47.420 --> 01:26:49.920
he needs to hit the... He needs to just invest

01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:52.800
in his body. He's got so much potential. He's

01:26:52.800 --> 01:26:55.739
so young. He's a great champion. Blah, blah,

01:26:55.800 --> 01:26:59.720
blah, blah, blah. We all know Chad Holmgren knows

01:26:59.720 --> 01:27:03.470
how to play basketball. Y 'all need to grow up

01:27:03.470 --> 01:27:09.369
a little bit. Us as a collective, the Thunder

01:27:09.369 --> 01:27:11.590
team, trying to win the basketball game. Yeah,

01:27:11.590 --> 01:27:13.989
he definitely hit the pen. SGA finished the Game

01:27:13.989 --> 01:27:17.029
6 loss with 15 points on 6 for 18 shooting, and

01:27:17.029 --> 01:27:18.949
he spoke about his shooting struggles as well

01:27:18.949 --> 01:27:21.090
as Game 7 being the biggest game of his career.

01:27:21.390 --> 01:27:23.529
What's your comfort level knowing Game... Ah,

01:27:23.529 --> 01:27:26.489
so that was from before the NBA Finals. It doesn't

01:27:26.489 --> 01:27:28.970
matter as much. Let me see if I can get SGA after

01:27:28.970 --> 01:27:31.970
the NBA Finals, or I mean the Game 7. What am

01:27:31.970 --> 01:27:33.529
I trying to say? I don't know what I'm saying.

01:27:33.770 --> 01:27:35.449
I'm losing. Never mind. Chet struggled to score

01:27:35.449 --> 01:27:37.710
in the series versus Spurs. His highest scoring

01:27:37.710 --> 01:27:40.090
game was 16 points. And then in game seven, having

01:27:40.090 --> 01:27:42.569
four points and four boards on two shot attempts.

01:27:42.729 --> 01:27:45.270
And here's SGA talking about Chet as well as

01:27:45.270 --> 01:27:47.949
Chet talking about his series versus Spurs. And

01:27:47.949 --> 01:27:50.090
then with Chet, he had a kind of down statistical

01:27:50.090 --> 01:27:52.869
series. How much more particularly on the offensive

01:27:52.869 --> 01:27:54.970
end do you feel like y 'all might need from him

01:27:54.970 --> 01:27:58.529
moving forward? Anything more. He didn't shoot.

01:27:58.789 --> 01:28:00.689
Okay. No, no, no, no, no. There is a difference

01:28:00.689 --> 01:28:02.409
between trying to get a shot off. I'm trying

01:28:02.409 --> 01:28:03.689
to explain it to people. that don't know NBA

01:28:03.689 --> 01:28:05.289
as well. There's a difference between trying

01:28:05.289 --> 01:28:07.890
to get a shot off and not getting, like if he

01:28:07.890 --> 01:28:10.750
would have shot 20 shots and gone three for 20

01:28:10.750 --> 01:28:13.989
and made three, but tried 17 times, you'd be

01:28:13.989 --> 01:28:15.869
okay. He just had a bad, he didn't even shoot

01:28:15.869 --> 01:28:18.069
the rest of the game after the first five minutes

01:28:18.069 --> 01:28:21.970
in the first quarter. That's like almost 40 minutes

01:28:21.970 --> 01:28:27.569
of nothing. We, we need you. Like, we just, we

01:28:27.569 --> 01:28:30.359
need you hungry. Like. I like how he said his

01:28:30.359 --> 01:28:32.199
name. They're not mad at him, but they're like,

01:28:32.239 --> 01:28:36.439
Chet! Before Chet was here, we weren't who we

01:28:36.439 --> 01:28:38.439
are today. We didn't have the success we have

01:28:38.439 --> 01:28:40.760
today. When he's the best version of himself,

01:28:41.020 --> 01:28:42.760
we're the best version of ourselves, and it's

01:28:42.760 --> 01:28:48.479
no secret. And yeah, we need Chet. He's another

01:28:48.479 --> 01:28:51.420
guy that got offense, defense, and all -star

01:28:51.420 --> 01:28:55.279
in one year at a super young age. The thing with

01:28:55.279 --> 01:29:05.109
SGA, he's rich! He's not bad. Guys like that,

01:29:05.210 --> 01:29:09.510
you need on your team. I like that he's defending.

01:29:09.569 --> 01:29:12.569
I'm kind of throwing him under the bus. Both

01:29:12.569 --> 01:29:14.289
those guys are in the same caliber. There you

01:29:14.289 --> 01:29:18.869
go. Hey, Stephen Marbury. Say you love playing

01:29:18.869 --> 01:29:20.970
for Flip Saunders since we're all going into

01:29:20.970 --> 01:29:23.489
the past of remembering Stephen Marbury on the

01:29:23.489 --> 01:29:26.430
Knicks. I think my communication was lackluster

01:29:26.430 --> 01:29:30.189
because I left one place where Marbury let too

01:29:30.189 --> 01:29:33.430
much of his potential go to waste. I had like

01:29:33.430 --> 01:29:38.250
a father figure in Flip Saunders and it was structurally

01:29:38.250 --> 01:29:41.750
set up the proper way, which is why I see why

01:29:41.750 --> 01:29:44.390
a lot of people, they get upset about. I am.

01:29:45.899 --> 01:29:52.340
Here I... Okay. I saw this clip here. And this

01:29:52.340 --> 01:29:58.720
to me right here proves the Gen Z mentality of

01:29:58.720 --> 01:30:02.680
playing basketball. You know what? I've never

01:30:02.680 --> 01:30:06.720
even heard any of the losers in the 90s say this.

01:30:08.399 --> 01:30:10.579
You know what I've never heard? John Stockton.

01:30:11.500 --> 01:30:14.380
or Gary Payne until he won in 06. You'd have

01:30:14.380 --> 01:30:16.979
never heard the people that lost to Michael Jordan

01:30:16.979 --> 01:30:20.720
or Hakeem Olajuwon. You would not have heard

01:30:20.720 --> 01:30:28.020
them saying this. This is Donovan Mitchell. We

01:30:28.020 --> 01:30:30.220
may win a ring here. We may never win a ring

01:30:30.220 --> 01:30:34.619
here. But I've won in life. That's the loser

01:30:34.619 --> 01:30:40.189
attitude. You're pretty much saying I'm rich

01:30:40.189 --> 01:30:42.390
and above you and I don't care about playing

01:30:42.390 --> 01:30:46.529
basketball. That's what you're doing? I'm out

01:30:46.529 --> 01:30:50.350
of here. Catch y 'all in 19 weeks. Yeah, he's

01:30:50.350 --> 01:30:53.210
pretty much saying I'm in it to the NBA, Eastern

01:30:53.210 --> 01:30:55.989
Conference Finals. I'm going to go out to the

01:30:55.989 --> 01:30:58.010
Hall of Fame because anybody can go into the

01:30:58.010 --> 01:31:00.729
NBA or the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame. And I

01:31:00.729 --> 01:31:03.029
don't like it in Cleveland, so I'm going to LA

01:31:03.029 --> 01:31:08.039
to play with some snow bunnies. That's what he's

01:31:08.039 --> 01:31:12.460
saying. He's a loser. You got him beat in the

01:31:12.460 --> 01:31:14.460
second round after getting slapped like a little

01:31:14.460 --> 01:31:18.340
bitch. You got him like, my life's a cliff. Keep

01:31:18.340 --> 01:31:24.720
telling yourself that. And my good old, what's

01:31:24.720 --> 01:31:27.319
his name? I'm starting to draw a blank. John

01:31:27.319 --> 01:31:31.659
Brunson. As he's blowing his ass off, you got

01:31:31.659 --> 01:31:33.699
these guys going, yeah, I got hundreds of millions.

01:31:33.800 --> 01:31:37.479
You're not a winner though. You're a loser. And

01:31:37.479 --> 01:31:42.460
that's fine. If you don't take that route, no

01:31:42.460 --> 01:31:48.699
one's going to blame you for it. Here's Mike

01:31:48.699 --> 01:31:52.140
Brown saying before the NBA Finals why he was

01:31:52.140 --> 01:31:59.699
hoping it would be San Antonio. No, it doesn't.

01:31:59.699 --> 01:32:03.600
You know, if we expect to be who we think we

01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:06.930
are, then... You know, at the end of the day,

01:32:07.090 --> 01:32:12.689
it doesn't matter at the end of the day. If we

01:32:12.689 --> 01:32:14.489
played San Antonio, it would save me some money

01:32:14.489 --> 01:32:17.289
because my family lives in San Antonio. I don't

01:32:17.289 --> 01:32:20.329
have to buy airline tickets. But at the end of

01:32:20.329 --> 01:32:24.949
the day, both teams are great. Why would you

01:32:24.949 --> 01:32:27.250
not have to buy airline tickets? You're still

01:32:27.250 --> 01:32:31.510
fun. Maybe not pay for a whole – because you're

01:32:31.510 --> 01:32:33.390
still – wait, wait. Because you're going to also

01:32:33.390 --> 01:32:39.619
play New York. Oh, maybe for that. I don't quite

01:32:39.619 --> 01:32:44.800
get that. Wait, wait. I'm trying to figure this

01:32:44.800 --> 01:32:46.340
out. I noticed somebody listening to my show

01:32:46.340 --> 01:32:48.380
right now and it's going right at me. Let me

01:32:48.380 --> 01:32:52.439
re -hear this. I'm confused. It doesn't. If we

01:32:52.439 --> 01:32:58.340
expect to be who we think we are, then at the

01:32:58.340 --> 01:33:01.840
end of the day, it doesn't matter. At the end

01:33:01.840 --> 01:33:06.029
of the day. If we played San Antonio, save me

01:33:06.029 --> 01:33:08.010
some money because my family lives in San Antonio.

01:33:08.609 --> 01:33:11.850
I don't have to buy airline tickets. So, but

01:33:11.850 --> 01:33:13.789
at the end of the day. Oh, because of his family.

01:33:13.850 --> 01:33:18.449
Got it. I can see. Okay. I get it. I get it now.

01:33:18.989 --> 01:33:22.090
Get it. Talk to me. It's a little Monday morning.

01:33:24.409 --> 01:33:29.149
A lot of it. Let's wake up with some NFL news.

01:33:33.680 --> 01:33:47.880
Mm -hmm. It is 99 days. Whoa! Time's flown. I

01:33:47.880 --> 01:33:50.840
remember when it was 150 days until the NFL season

01:33:50.840 --> 01:33:55.859
begins. But now, time has flown by, and we got

01:33:55.859 --> 01:33:58.000
to appreciate the summer. It's going to go by

01:33:58.000 --> 01:34:01.279
fast. And there's going to be time for the NFL,

01:34:01.399 --> 01:34:06.220
which means the days are shorter. And I'm telling

01:34:06.220 --> 01:34:08.359
you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I

01:34:08.359 --> 01:34:10.720
know we're all missing the NFL, but think about

01:34:10.720 --> 01:34:14.479
it. If you're living in a dreary city like Cleveland,

01:34:14.600 --> 01:34:18.659
Ohio, like Rocky River, or Rochester, New York,

01:34:18.699 --> 01:34:21.359
or Greece, New York, it's going to be cold when

01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:24.520
your favorite team's playing. So even during

01:34:24.520 --> 01:34:30.229
the summer... If it's just, you know. Baseball.

01:34:30.710 --> 01:34:45.430
You have nice words. God damn it. Sorry. I didn't

01:34:45.430 --> 01:34:47.029
mean to do the headphone thing again. I ruined

01:34:47.029 --> 01:34:51.229
it. I ruined the climax. Like Adam 22's wife

01:34:51.229 --> 01:34:53.699
said earlier, if you don't finish. You don't

01:34:53.699 --> 01:34:55.140
get paid. I guess I'm not getting paid today.

01:34:55.359 --> 01:34:59.020
I didn't finish correctly. All right. Here is

01:34:59.020 --> 01:35:03.680
Abdul Carter talking about Jackson Dart speaking

01:35:03.680 --> 01:35:07.579
to Trump. Can Jackson say he's sorry? No, I don't

01:35:07.579 --> 01:35:09.460
want him to say he's sorry. Like, stand on what

01:35:09.460 --> 01:35:11.579
you believe in, but it can't be a problem when

01:35:11.579 --> 01:35:13.899
I stand on what I believe in. Hell yeah, I like

01:35:13.899 --> 01:35:19.350
that. Here is Pooka Nakawa talking about how

01:35:19.350 --> 01:35:20.949
his life's different. He's always been right

01:35:20.949 --> 01:35:23.630
there to support me. And it's been great. We've

01:35:23.630 --> 01:35:26.970
had many conversations about me being a father,

01:35:27.050 --> 01:35:29.449
about me being a football player. And Biden women

01:35:29.449 --> 01:35:37.289
like a loser. I am. Cam Newton loves young Miami

01:35:37.289 --> 01:35:41.729
speechless. But you know, when you leave young

01:35:41.729 --> 01:35:47.020
Miami speechless, that's the same. Why is that

01:35:47.020 --> 01:35:51.699
saying that? Because, ladies and gentlemen, our

01:35:51.699 --> 01:35:54.340
boys and girls, she never stops talking. So when

01:35:54.340 --> 01:35:56.119
you leave Young Miami Speakers, I was like, you've

01:35:56.119 --> 01:35:58.500
really said something. You want to know something

01:35:58.500 --> 01:36:00.720
I learned about men? Because I study men a lot.

01:36:02.760 --> 01:36:06.340
What'd you learn? I learned that, like, no matter

01:36:06.340 --> 01:36:08.720
what's going on in life, men focus on themselves.

01:36:10.300 --> 01:36:15.050
That's not true. That's not true. You don't think

01:36:15.050 --> 01:36:20.350
so? Tell me. He's wearing his stupid hat like

01:36:20.350 --> 01:36:24.510
always. If you feel that he's focusing on himself,

01:36:24.909 --> 01:36:28.930
because I can agree to that, I worry about me

01:36:28.930 --> 01:36:31.649
because I know who I affect. Yeah, you worry

01:36:31.649 --> 01:36:34.029
about yourself because you got women ditching

01:36:34.029 --> 01:36:36.489
you after dating for two years. So you got to

01:36:36.489 --> 01:36:39.960
learn that you come first. And she's probably

01:36:39.960 --> 01:36:42.699
ditched a lot of guys. I noticed that the guys

01:36:42.699 --> 01:36:45.279
are working on themselves. That's how that works.

01:36:46.579 --> 01:36:49.960
Mm -hmm. Here's Chris Simms and Mike Flario getting

01:36:49.960 --> 01:36:52.159
into it. Everybody thinks Lamar's going to fall

01:36:52.159 --> 01:36:54.699
off the planet when he can't run. And I just

01:36:54.699 --> 01:36:56.899
want to go, have you guys watched Lamar Jackson

01:36:56.899 --> 01:36:58.659
in the last few years? I did. I mean, he's an

01:36:58.659 --> 01:37:01.140
incredible passer. He's an incredible decision

01:37:01.140 --> 01:37:03.819
maker. Yeah, he is until the playoffs come and

01:37:03.819 --> 01:37:07.060
then he's like out of it. Mm -hmm. Like, what

01:37:07.060 --> 01:37:09.119
are we talking about? You know, and that's the

01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:11.439
disrespect I don't like that comes to Lamar in

01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:13.760
that way. All right. Because everybody's still,

01:37:13.840 --> 01:37:15.300
there's still a little faction of people like,

01:37:15.359 --> 01:37:17.079
oh, he's just a running back. And Mike Florio's

01:37:17.079 --> 01:37:20.920
got that little bitch ass face. Bitch slap. Back

01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:23.439
playing quarterback. And I'm like, um, he threw

01:37:23.439 --> 01:37:32.859
41 touchdowns in like three. All right. Lion

01:37:32.859 --> 01:37:35.760
star Jack Campbell, the linebacker, said he kept

01:37:35.760 --> 01:37:37.500
an article calling him one of the worst draft

01:37:37.500 --> 01:37:40.279
picks ever. I feel that. There's people that

01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:45.260
have right in their mouth about me. Just realize

01:37:45.260 --> 01:37:48.039
they wouldn't say it to your face. So when I

01:37:48.039 --> 01:37:50.619
got drafted on draft night, yeah, I remember

01:37:50.619 --> 01:37:52.119
everything. I remember a lot of things that were

01:37:52.119 --> 01:37:56.659
said. A guy from my hometown mailed me a letter.

01:37:56.720 --> 01:37:59.659
I still have it today. Just the CBS Sports article

01:37:59.659 --> 01:38:02.210
article. Just talking about how, like, this is

01:38:02.210 --> 01:38:05.149
probably the worst pick in the NFL history. That's

01:38:05.149 --> 01:38:08.310
why all those analysts are stupid. And I'm just

01:38:08.310 --> 01:38:12.510
like, you guys are for sure. So, I mean, all

01:38:12.510 --> 01:38:15.590
that stuff, like, it wasn't about proving them

01:38:15.590 --> 01:38:18.470
wrong. I feel like, for me, it was proving the

01:38:18.470 --> 01:38:20.789
people who believed in me right. That's exactly

01:38:20.789 --> 01:38:23.229
it. That's a good way to look at it. Because

01:38:23.229 --> 01:38:27.960
you can prove a hater wrong. This is a message

01:38:27.960 --> 01:38:30.600
to all my haters. I could literally cure cancer.

01:38:30.880 --> 01:38:33.220
And you'd be like, geez, Hoppy, could have done

01:38:33.220 --> 01:38:35.720
it sooner enough. And you and your 70 downloads.

01:38:51.319 --> 01:38:53.640
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:38:53.640 --> 01:38:56.600
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:38:56.600 --> 01:39:01.979
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:39:01.979 --> 01:39:07.100
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:39:07.100 --> 01:39:09.100
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:39:09.100 --> 01:39:11.779
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:39:11.779 --> 01:39:14.500
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:39:14.699 --> 01:39:18.640
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01:39:24.100 --> 01:39:27.020
Copy hour will be right back. Oh, my God. This

01:39:27.020 --> 01:39:31.180
is the most Monday thing I've ever done. I haven't

01:39:31.180 --> 01:39:35.720
done a Kiss on a Monday show. I'm sorry. Usually,

01:39:35.779 --> 01:39:38.020
I begin the show, but I just talked for an hour

01:39:38.020 --> 01:39:42.939
and a half. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go

01:39:42.939 --> 01:39:45.800
to Chachki's? Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little

01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:47.800
early. I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna

01:39:47.800 --> 01:39:50.979
lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a

01:39:50.979 --> 01:39:54.520
case of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds

01:39:54.520 --> 01:39:57.060
like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again!

01:39:57.479 --> 01:40:00.319
Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of

01:40:00.319 --> 01:40:03.800
the Mundus. I'm fine! Sounds like somebody's

01:40:03.800 --> 01:40:06.659
got a case of the Mundus. Let me ask you something.

01:40:08.220 --> 01:40:10.100
When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling

01:40:10.100 --> 01:40:12.119
real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds

01:40:12.119 --> 01:40:18.579
like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,

01:40:18.720 --> 01:40:23.300
man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass

01:40:23.300 --> 01:40:29.880
kicked saying something like that, man. Oh, yeah!

01:40:30.239 --> 01:40:33.619
Here's the LAP Bogus Boys with Chi -Town, Chicago's

01:40:33.619 --> 01:40:37.600
anthem. We'll be right back. Sean Mack. Let me

01:40:37.600 --> 01:40:42.100
go take a piss. Don't feed the killers. Don't

01:40:42.100 --> 01:40:44.579
forget to check out Bogus Boys. MySpace .com

01:40:44.579 --> 01:40:48.079
forward slash Bogus Boys infrared. You dig? Sean

01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:51.399
Mack. Come here. Chi -Town. Let's do it. Rays

01:40:51.399 --> 01:40:54.800
on the south side of Chicago. Gang bang all my

01:40:54.800 --> 01:40:57.819
life. Nigga all I know. Moving on. I'm hot when

01:40:57.819 --> 01:41:00.539
the beat's on, teacher ask me what I wanna be

01:41:00.539 --> 01:41:03.399
Seventeen for the beat stars, never fought the

01:41:03.399 --> 01:41:06.020
flag, we the loaded and wild hunters Neutron

01:41:06.020 --> 01:41:08.960
killer nigga, you either ride or die You're five

01:41:08.960 --> 01:41:11.779
foot six and you better roll your neck When you

01:41:11.779 --> 01:41:14.319
walk up in the county and they ask what you is

01:41:14.319 --> 01:41:19.060
All well GD, Vice Lord, that King, BD, MC, new

01:41:19.060 --> 01:41:22.060
priest, fantasy They livin' by the creed in the

01:41:22.060 --> 01:41:24.939
state of Illinois Chiefs still pull rank on the

01:41:24.939 --> 01:41:27.220
streets from in the joint I've been appointed

01:41:27.220 --> 01:41:30.279
a position of authority within this organization

01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:33.439
You don't wanna worry, so I can call you even

01:41:33.439 --> 01:41:36.659
before I put it in effect You catch up in violation

01:41:36.659 --> 01:41:41.460
if you disrespect Shot time, shot time, shot

01:41:41.460 --> 01:41:45.239
time, shot time When we layin' in the ditch,

01:41:45.420 --> 01:41:47.840
ain't nobody playin' bitch I just act as free

01:41:47.840 --> 01:41:50.960
to kill, everybody say the shit Shot time, shot

01:41:50.960 --> 01:42:01.699
time, shot time, shot time, shot time We in the

01:42:01.699 --> 01:42:04.899
middle of the action In the midst of the gun

01:42:04.899 --> 01:42:07.600
fights and stabbing You better have that card

01:42:07.600 --> 01:42:09.859
when you need it, pass it, pass it Cause we are

01:42:09.859 --> 01:42:13.039
making X -Rest spot that, spot that, pass it

01:42:13.039 --> 01:42:15.979
You gotta act in them Illinois boys, grind me

01:42:15.979 --> 01:42:18.640
I don't think a nigga out here will really drive

01:42:18.640 --> 01:42:21.880
me See, I'm highly respected You don't know what

01:42:21.880 --> 01:42:24.659
we see, gangster and fester and fester I got

01:42:24.659 --> 01:42:27.079
board member status, we'll connect, we'll connect

01:42:27.079 --> 01:42:29.960
And we believe in the gym and we elect, we elect

01:42:29.960 --> 01:42:33.819
You got a death wish, you go against your brain,

01:42:33.899 --> 01:42:36.800
time to die now We got rules and regulations

01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:45.100
in the shop Any land, any ditch, ain't nobody

01:42:45.100 --> 01:42:47.979
playin' bitch I get back and spray the tip, everybody

01:42:47.979 --> 01:43:01.079
say the shit Shop time Everybody say a joke Shit,

01:43:01.260 --> 01:43:03.939
I don't know what you heard, all I know Is to

01:43:03.939 --> 01:43:07.060
catch up a quarter when you come to Chicago Make

01:43:07.060 --> 01:43:10.300
sure you understand that We gangbangers, we don't

01:43:10.300 --> 01:43:13.659
care about no damn rap But on that note, let's

01:43:13.659 --> 01:43:16.060
get this shit straight I ain't the one to lip

01:43:16.060 --> 01:43:18.979
-box, reach it back and forth on a mixtape Even

01:43:18.979 --> 01:43:21.439
though you say that's hip -hop, well nigga I

01:43:21.439 --> 01:43:23.899
don't play A motherfucker this county gon' get

01:43:23.899 --> 01:43:26.810
popped Nah, I ain't waving a threat I'm just

01:43:26.810 --> 01:43:29.289
letting you know, when it go, I'm as gangsta

01:43:29.289 --> 01:43:31.869
as it get. Now play with it like you think I'm

01:43:31.869 --> 01:43:34.810
joking. We'll come shoot the town up. Bounce

01:43:34.810 --> 01:43:37.850
on the first thing smoking. Oh, Charlie, it's

01:43:37.850 --> 01:43:40.170
that real. I'm telling you, don't let this fucking

01:43:40.170 --> 01:43:43.390
rap shit get your ass killed. Goofy, that beef

01:43:43.390 --> 01:43:46.010
ain't shit to me. Especially when I just signed

01:43:46.010 --> 01:43:55.020
a deal. I need the publicity. Shut up. Me layin'

01:43:55.039 --> 01:43:57.539
in the ditch, ain't nobody playin' bitch I get

01:43:57.539 --> 01:44:00.000
back and spray the team, everybody say the shit

01:44:00.000 --> 01:44:08.560
I'm the 100 foot alone, used to every little

01:44:08.560 --> 01:44:11.760
fool Motherfucker lay alone, everybody say it's

01:44:11.760 --> 01:44:19.859
your shot Me layin' in the ditch, ain't nobody

01:44:19.859 --> 01:44:45.340
playin' bitch Down shot, down shot, down shot,

01:44:45.380 --> 01:45:40.220
down shot, down shot News, LAP boys, boys, with

01:45:40.220 --> 01:45:44.680
Chi -Town's anthem. All right. What are we going

01:45:44.680 --> 01:45:48.880
to do? We got Tampa Bay News, Fresno News. We

01:45:48.880 --> 01:45:51.779
got all this news coming up. But you know the

01:45:51.779 --> 01:45:53.960
drill. We can't just go right back into the show.

01:45:54.859 --> 01:45:59.180
I got to teach you a little, man. Welcome to

01:45:59.180 --> 01:46:14.449
Happy Hour. Something completely different. Door

01:46:14.449 --> 01:47:06.329
is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and

01:47:06.329 --> 01:47:10.189
gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio

01:47:10.189 --> 01:47:13.609
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned

01:47:13.609 --> 01:47:35.949
in, too. Turn it up, turn it loud Hey, from the

01:47:35.949 --> 01:47:38.550
bank to the world Yeah, we're live right now,

01:47:38.630 --> 01:47:41.890
yeah 6ix9ine, Big Mike, he don't hold back Pete

01:47:41.890 --> 01:47:44.270
Heat, whole globe tapped Lines ring hot when

01:47:44.270 --> 01:47:46.430
he talk that talk Sex, bad dates, all your late

01:47:46.430 --> 01:47:48.529
night thoughts Celebrity mess, yeah, name that

01:47:48.529 --> 01:47:50.210
name Laugh through the deep, through the love,

01:47:50.250 --> 01:47:51.850
through the shame Old school jams, while the

01:47:51.850 --> 01:47:53.489
stories roll through If you know, then you know,

01:47:53.510 --> 01:47:55.409
that's the Hoppy Hour mood It's the Hoppy Hour,

01:47:55.569 --> 01:47:59.470
Hoppy Hour From St. Pete out to the world, so

01:47:59.470 --> 01:48:41.829
wild Turn it up a little So I'm trying to make

01:48:41.829 --> 01:48:46.090
an AI song called Joy Taylor and Kayla Nicole

01:48:46.090 --> 01:48:49.829
are cloud chasers. And this shows how much power

01:48:49.829 --> 01:48:54.810
Taylor Swift has. I'm putting in Joy Taylor.

01:48:55.229 --> 01:48:59.590
I did this before with Taylor Frankie Paul. Not

01:48:59.590 --> 01:49:05.109
Taylor Swift. And it won't let me. The hair is

01:49:05.109 --> 01:49:06.270
something close enough because I brought the

01:49:06.270 --> 01:49:09.100
song about Kayla Nicole and Joy Taylor. That's

01:49:09.100 --> 01:49:17.840
the whole goal, yeah That's the whole goal, yeah

01:49:17.840 --> 01:49:23.619
Pull up, slow in boots, not poses Name on the

01:49:23.619 --> 01:49:26.279
mouth, but the work don't show Sis, talk real

01:49:26.279 --> 01:49:29.460
loud for a camera glow up Then switch up fast

01:49:29.460 --> 01:49:32.079
when the checks don't show up I seen that smile,

01:49:32.380 --> 01:49:35.340
I seen that stunt Front for the crowd, then you

01:49:35.340 --> 01:49:38.159
fold that front Say you for the love, say you

01:49:38.159 --> 01:49:41.140
for the fans But you keep one eye on the next

01:49:41.140 --> 01:49:45.340
man's plans Yeah, I know that look It's all for

01:49:45.340 --> 01:49:50.479
the book Turn, turn every hand you shook To a

01:49:50.479 --> 01:49:55.619
bigger repose Hey, let me call, hey, let me call

01:49:55.619 --> 01:49:58.800
Stay in for the room, let the truth unfold Country,

01:49:58.819 --> 01:50:01.899
country pop, all talk, no soul Cloud chasers,

01:50:01.939 --> 01:50:05.810
cloud chasers There you go. That was a terrible

01:50:05.810 --> 01:50:08.270
song. I'm just being honest. I don't want to

01:50:08.270 --> 01:50:10.369
go on and make my audience think I enjoyed that.

01:50:11.109 --> 01:50:13.130
Can't make a freaking song with the word Taylor

01:50:13.130 --> 01:50:15.670
in it. The whole world doesn't revolve around

01:50:15.670 --> 01:50:19.569
that broad. I mean, it kind of does, but. So

01:50:19.569 --> 01:50:22.810
we all know Kayla Nicole is a too personal podcast

01:50:22.810 --> 01:50:29.350
where she has, you know, she has stopped talking

01:50:29.350 --> 01:50:34.260
about sports because she knew nothing. She had

01:50:34.260 --> 01:50:37.420
Fox Sports showing off her boobies while the

01:50:37.420 --> 01:50:41.319
other people she banged did the talking. So now

01:50:41.319 --> 01:50:43.560
she's doing kind of like a personality podcast

01:50:43.560 --> 01:50:47.579
showing off her real personality. And she had

01:50:47.579 --> 01:50:54.159
Kayla Nicole on. And here's a clip of her. People

01:50:54.159 --> 01:50:56.460
on the internet feel like they know you because

01:50:56.460 --> 01:50:59.539
you're a public figure. I am. That's the thing.

01:50:59.899 --> 01:51:03.109
But you put yourself out there. All the time.

01:51:03.449 --> 01:51:07.630
Kayla. Kayla, Kayla, Kayla. You have me blocked.

01:51:08.310 --> 01:51:11.829
I've gone viral talking about you. Got a badge

01:51:11.829 --> 01:51:15.010
of honor. Did I fist you off? Mm -hmm. I'm going

01:51:15.010 --> 01:51:17.569
to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

01:51:17.770 --> 01:51:21.909
if you were private like Taylor, then there's

01:51:21.909 --> 01:51:23.090
really nothing to talk about. We don't really

01:51:23.090 --> 01:51:24.770
talk about Taylor's life. We just see them walking

01:51:24.770 --> 01:51:26.670
into a dinner in the same freaking pose every

01:51:26.670 --> 01:51:30.649
time. But you. You post your whole life online.

01:51:30.989 --> 01:51:33.609
Noah, don't we know about you, honey? I've been

01:51:33.609 --> 01:51:37.850
angry as fuck. You got a menopause coming up?

01:51:37.989 --> 01:51:40.489
I've been violently angry. I thought that I was

01:51:40.489 --> 01:51:43.529
going to pee on myself. Oh, yeah. This is some

01:51:43.529 --> 01:51:47.050
riveting content by two riveting women. Like,

01:51:47.050 --> 01:51:48.989
I'm literally, if you guys run the date back,

01:51:49.029 --> 01:51:52.369
I'm like this. If I found out that my man...

01:51:52.369 --> 01:51:55.470
One of your nine guys, like how you had Amanda,

01:51:55.569 --> 01:51:57.949
you cheated on with the president of Fox Sports.

01:51:58.880 --> 01:52:02.359
Batman was in the bathroom taking a shit. Like,

01:52:02.380 --> 01:52:05.340
can you believe this bitch's belly? I'm home

01:52:05.340 --> 01:52:09.840
and I'm... What a weird, weird woman. That means

01:52:09.840 --> 01:52:12.640
when she takes the poop, it's a big process.

01:52:13.420 --> 01:52:15.220
I want to go out to eat and I don't have anyone

01:52:15.220 --> 01:52:17.699
to eat with. I will take myself out to dinner.

01:52:17.939 --> 01:52:19.619
Yeah, and you hate paying for it. You're like,

01:52:19.699 --> 01:52:20.920
no, I see why guys don't want to go home with

01:52:20.920 --> 01:52:23.460
me. I'm high minutes. If I know that you're a

01:52:23.460 --> 01:52:27.619
fucking idiot, then... She's rich. I've completely

01:52:27.619 --> 01:52:31.300
gone into cackling territory. You can just tell

01:52:31.300 --> 01:52:36.119
the bitterness on Joey's face. I'm just immediately

01:52:36.119 --> 01:52:38.579
going to rebel. Do I look like a pull -up bitch?

01:52:38.779 --> 01:52:41.880
I feel stupider for listening to this. It's two

01:52:41.880 --> 01:52:47.600
side chicks. Blah, blah, blah. And here's a clip

01:52:47.600 --> 01:52:54.680
that says... I had... my like arch internet enemy

01:52:54.680 --> 01:52:56.899
in front of me, other than calling them a fucking

01:52:56.899 --> 01:53:00.220
idiot, what I would say to them to try and like

01:53:00.220 --> 01:53:02.840
draw some understanding out of them. This is

01:53:02.840 --> 01:53:03.840
going to make me emotional. I don't know why.

01:53:04.000 --> 01:53:06.819
I would tell them that I love them. Like, I love

01:53:06.819 --> 01:53:08.359
you. Just like as a human being, I don't have

01:53:08.359 --> 01:53:10.260
to know much about you. I don't have to know.

01:53:13.319 --> 01:53:19.500
Kayla's been humbled. You're freaking hot. I'm

01:53:19.500 --> 01:53:24.460
freaking hot. I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

01:53:28.460 --> 01:53:48.960
I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Adam 12,

01:53:49.300 --> 01:53:54.119
Boston radio legend. He's joining the WROR voting

01:53:54.119 --> 01:53:58.960
show in Boston. Beasley Media Group. When I saw

01:53:58.960 --> 01:54:01.159
Adam 12, I thought it was Adam 22. I was like,

01:54:01.199 --> 01:54:03.380
he's doing Boston. He's working for Beasley Media

01:54:03.380 --> 01:54:09.520
Group now? We're better than that. Like the Joe

01:54:09.520 --> 01:54:19.319
show. Isn't that accurate? I'll leave that there.

01:54:19.439 --> 01:54:22.619
All right. It's time for Tampa Bay News. Let's

01:54:22.619 --> 01:54:25.819
get this party going. Let's go. How many times

01:54:25.819 --> 01:54:30.239
have I played this? I have played this 77 times.

01:54:30.260 --> 01:54:41.560
70 downloads. Ha ha. Yeah. Actually, let me pause

01:54:41.560 --> 01:54:44.210
real quick. I know that was irritating. We got

01:54:44.210 --> 01:54:46.489
five minutes left in the Fresno broadcast. So

01:54:46.489 --> 01:54:50.149
let me dedicate it to Fresno. There's my radio

01:54:50.149 --> 01:55:06.289
brain. I literally recorded 18 days in a row.

01:55:07.069 --> 01:55:09.729
Took a two day break and now I'm ready to go.

01:55:11.989 --> 01:55:36.369
Mmm. Mmm. I got the hype, but his voice takes

01:55:36.369 --> 01:55:38.789
you there Try to talk so tall, every line's a

01:55:38.789 --> 01:55:41.869
skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper

01:55:41.869 --> 01:55:45.289
Big man talk, he a walkin' headline Every word

01:55:45.289 --> 01:55:48.229
a spark, got the city in line Critics wanna squawk,

01:55:48.229 --> 01:55:51.369
but they can't outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's

01:55:51.369 --> 01:55:54.550
on shrine Microphone king, six -nine stature

01:55:54.550 --> 01:56:15.250
Truth he sling, Fresno's main rapture I do shop

01:56:15.250 --> 01:56:29.460
it. Mmm. Small but anxiety -inducing. Take a

01:56:29.460 --> 01:56:31.840
look at the invasive glassy -winged sharpshooter

01:56:31.840 --> 01:56:34.479
creating concern across Northern California.

01:56:34.880 --> 01:56:37.199
They don't currently have a population of this

01:56:37.199 --> 01:56:40.279
insect, and it is a concern for commercial grapes.

01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:42.520
The wine industry is particularly concerned about

01:56:42.520 --> 01:56:44.960
it. County Deputy Ag Commissioner Amanda Zito

01:56:44.960 --> 01:56:46.640
isn't sure. All right, so they're worried about

01:56:46.640 --> 01:56:50.739
pests going to Costco. Worry about those Costco

01:56:50.739 --> 01:56:55.060
prices. Mm -hmm. It's a slam dunk for a Northwest

01:56:55.060 --> 01:56:57.439
Fresno high school. One of basketball's biggest

01:56:57.439 --> 01:57:00.359
icons is coming in clutch for students at Bullard

01:57:00.359 --> 01:57:02.819
High. They received free sneakers from sports

01:57:02.819 --> 01:57:05.180
legend Shaquille O 'Neal. Action News reporter

01:57:05.180 --> 01:57:07.439
Anna Torea is not today. I appreciate it. That's

01:57:07.439 --> 01:57:11.039
some news there in Fresno. And we are following

01:57:11.039 --> 01:57:13.079
a developing story in the South Valley where

01:57:13.079 --> 01:57:15.260
an employee of Cahuilla High School in Exeter

01:57:15.260 --> 01:57:18.220
is under investigation. Now, police say this

01:57:18.220 --> 01:57:20.359
is a connected. I know this is a reference that

01:57:20.359 --> 01:57:23.899
no one's going to get. But I'm sure there's one

01:57:23.899 --> 01:57:26.239
out there. You ever heard of the adult swim show?

01:57:26.640 --> 01:57:29.600
Where it was a talking butt that shot people.

01:57:30.260 --> 01:57:36.140
It took place in Exeter. To allegations that

01:57:36.140 --> 01:57:39.819
the adult may have given THC vape products to

01:57:39.819 --> 01:57:46.500
students. It's funny in my hometown. There is

01:57:46.500 --> 01:57:49.819
now like four dispensaries within a mile. or

01:57:49.819 --> 01:57:54.000
my high school. And I think about the one time

01:57:54.000 --> 01:57:57.520
on 4 -20 -2012. I cannot believe that was more

01:57:57.520 --> 01:57:59.460
than 14 years ago. Next year is going to be 15

01:57:59.460 --> 01:58:03.520
years ago. How time flies. I cannot believe the

01:58:03.520 --> 01:58:06.600
only time I got stoned was when I smoked a vape

01:58:06.600 --> 01:58:12.739
pen in 2012 with Brent Edgar. And I was very

01:58:12.739 --> 01:58:15.800
stoned and very nervous. And Mr. Murphy kept

01:58:15.800 --> 01:58:17.659
checking in on me in my morning announcement

01:58:17.659 --> 01:58:21.140
feature. Ryan, you okay? Ryan, you okay? Ryan,

01:58:21.159 --> 01:58:24.199
you okay? Ryan, you okay? Because he knew I was

01:58:24.199 --> 01:58:27.460
stoned. And I probably wasn't even that high.

01:58:28.020 --> 01:58:31.060
It was just the literal high of smoking weed

01:58:31.060 --> 01:58:33.399
in the bathroom. It does something to you. Now

01:58:33.399 --> 01:59:19.560
it's time for Tampa Bay News. Oh yeah! We've

01:59:19.560 --> 01:59:24.239
got about 40 seconds left here. And raise those

01:59:24.239 --> 01:59:32.020
radio waves at hot977fmradio .com. 29 seconds.

01:59:32.220 --> 01:59:37.979
28 seconds. 27 seconds. 36 seconds. 25. 21. 23.

01:59:38.199 --> 01:59:45.460
24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 28. 29. 30. 30. 30. 30.

01:59:45.460 --> 01:59:52.890
30. 10, I went too fast. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,

01:59:53.229 --> 02:00:11.930
2, 1. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Brazil. Sounds

02:00:11.930 --> 02:00:14.750
like St. Pete last night. Just living off of

02:00:14.750 --> 02:00:21.890
4th Street. All the huggers. All right. This

02:00:21.890 --> 02:00:27.130
is the strangest radio show ever. I mean, only

02:00:27.130 --> 02:00:29.069
I died off to like seven topics in one minute.

02:00:29.210 --> 02:00:32.090
I mean, you could totally put on the Joe show.

02:00:32.329 --> 02:00:36.869
Be hilarious. There's nothing says Judge Joe.

02:00:38.710 --> 02:00:43.789
Like Joseph Carpenter. Good old Napa, baby. Judging

02:00:43.789 --> 02:00:48.170
other people's lives. When he got the job because

02:00:48.170 --> 02:00:54.890
of me. Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! My dad barely loved

02:00:54.890 --> 02:00:59.869
me. I had to earn this on my own. Thought it

02:00:59.869 --> 02:01:02.050
would be nice having a radio hall of fame as

02:01:02.050 --> 02:01:09.930
a father. Mm -hmm. All right, what the hell do

02:01:09.930 --> 02:01:14.720
we have going on? And go to Tampa Bay. This is

02:01:14.720 --> 02:01:17.020
going to be one of those shows that I'm going

02:01:17.020 --> 02:01:19.840
to be so tired, but I'll be listening back and

02:01:19.840 --> 02:01:22.319
be like, that one part of the show itself, honey.

02:01:22.500 --> 02:01:29.220
I did that one thing. Well, first tonight at

02:01:29.220 --> 02:01:32.199
10, it was the Rays. Now the Bucks want a piece

02:01:32.199 --> 02:01:36.960
of the pie. So they want a stadium wishlist.

02:01:37.140 --> 02:01:39.699
Team is hoping for help paying for a possible

02:01:39.699 --> 02:01:43.479
stadium facelift. All you need to do is find

02:01:43.479 --> 02:01:45.760
more ways to protect you from the sun. It's freaking

02:01:45.760 --> 02:01:47.960
hot there. This evening in St. Pete, seniors

02:01:47.960 --> 02:01:50.079
getting their own night to shine here. The St.

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Pete Housing Authority is hosting a senior prom

02:01:52.199 --> 02:01:56.479
tonight. Oh, yeah. Let's ride a train on Magdalene.

02:01:56.640 --> 02:01:59.500
Five to seven at the Legacy at Jordan Park, where

02:01:59.500 --> 02:02:01.579
organizers say there's going to be music, dinner,

02:02:01.619 --> 02:02:03.960
and dancing as there should be. I think her name's

02:02:03.960 --> 02:02:09.239
Kaylin. She's on Channel 10 in Tampa. God. It's

02:02:09.239 --> 02:02:13.390
freaking hot. Hot, hot, hot. does not look at

02:02:13.390 --> 02:02:17.289
me in public public public at events today and

02:02:17.289 --> 02:02:22.609
a closely watched debate over allowing neighborhoods

02:02:22.609 --> 02:02:25.489
outside downtown st petersburg to petition for

02:02:25.489 --> 02:02:27.770
resident only parking restrictions happening

02:02:27.770 --> 02:02:30.010
right now it's there yeah that's a pretty good

02:02:30.010 --> 02:02:32.670
idea because you got people logging down time

02:02:32.670 --> 02:02:35.890
well tonight a seminal pre -kindergarten teacher

02:02:35.890 --> 02:02:39.500
is behind bars facing 51 charges including Child

02:02:39.500 --> 02:02:41.720
pornography. In Tampa Bay, news reporter Andy

02:02:41.720 --> 02:02:44.319
Payton joining us from that daycare. Andy, of

02:02:44.319 --> 02:02:47.640
course, these are concerning allegations. Yeah,

02:02:47.659 --> 02:02:49.520
we're told this teacher spent close to a year

02:02:49.520 --> 02:02:51.920
working at this daycare behind us here, and the

02:02:51.920 --> 02:02:55.500
allegations, as you said, are disturbing. Loser!

02:02:56.439 --> 02:02:58.760
Man, you look at the guy. He should be nerding

02:02:58.760 --> 02:03:02.939
your kids. I try to not judge people by the cover

02:03:02.939 --> 02:03:05.199
of the book, but you judge him. He's a loser.

02:03:05.819 --> 02:03:07.800
Parents say authorities tell them the teacher,

02:03:07.899 --> 02:03:10.779
42 -year -old Christopher Molesky, had photos

02:03:10.779 --> 02:03:13.420
of their four -year -old children on his phone

02:03:13.420 --> 02:03:16.479
and live -streamed himself masturbating in the

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school's bathroom. It's just delightful. What

02:03:19.920 --> 02:03:25.600
a loser. This area's got a lot of them. Like,

02:03:25.600 --> 02:03:28.659
a lot of losers. It's almost overwhelming how

02:03:28.659 --> 02:03:32.399
many losers are in Tampa. I am not saying that

02:03:32.399 --> 02:03:36.020
everybody in Tampa's a loser, okay? I don't need

02:03:36.020 --> 02:03:39.000
to hear people thinking. I'm saying, no, but

02:03:39.000 --> 02:03:43.000
there's a lot of them here. This headline really

02:03:43.000 --> 02:03:46.420
is sad. Right now, St. Pete police are investigating

02:03:46.420 --> 02:03:49.579
a deadly crash involving a city garbage truck.

02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:53.039
Officers say a 49 -year -old woman was lying

02:03:53.039 --> 02:03:55.840
in an alley near 17th Street North just before

02:03:55.840 --> 02:03:58.680
6 .30 this morning when she was hit and killed

02:03:58.680 --> 02:04:03.890
by the truck. Damn, it's sad. Are you in the

02:04:03.890 --> 02:04:10.329
streets? You try to die like these people. Breaking

02:04:10.329 --> 02:04:12.409
news as we come on the air this evening, police

02:04:12.409 --> 02:04:15.510
are responding to a shooting at Clearwater Beach.

02:04:15.770 --> 02:04:22.470
A 17 year old is wounded and several others are

02:04:22.470 --> 02:04:25.350
detained following a teen takeover right here

02:04:25.350 --> 02:04:30.000
on Clearwater Beach. Losers. News Channel 8's

02:04:30.000 --> 02:04:31.880
Victoria Lucas is live tonight. I don't want

02:04:31.880 --> 02:04:38.680
to hear it. I said it. All right. It drives me

02:04:38.680 --> 02:04:42.439
absolutely up to all how everybody in this area

02:04:42.439 --> 02:04:48.859
simps for Scientology. No, I get that Scientology

02:04:48.859 --> 02:04:53.539
has money. I get it. Whatever. Freaking dandy.

02:04:54.739 --> 02:04:57.260
Bye, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, boys and girls.

02:04:59.180 --> 02:05:02.560
It's scary. I know people that have dated people

02:05:02.560 --> 02:05:04.539
in a religion and it's a weird religion, but

02:05:04.539 --> 02:05:08.479
how they pay for TV advertisement. We're going

02:05:08.479 --> 02:05:16.619
to kiss their ass. How's Romeo? Tonight, a transformation

02:05:16.619 --> 02:05:19.100
in Clearwater. Dozens of buildings are being

02:05:19.100 --> 02:05:21.960
renovated or built downtown. And just hours ago,

02:05:22.020 --> 02:05:23.920
City Council heard from one developer behind

02:05:23.920 --> 02:05:27.060
it all, the Church of Scientology. Oh, my God.

02:05:27.399 --> 02:05:30.729
It's not a church. It's a cult. and its members.

02:05:31.890 --> 02:05:33.789
They're all losers. You're around them. They're

02:05:33.789 --> 02:05:35.590
like, not him. And they're like, get away from

02:05:35.590 --> 02:05:37.729
me, you freaking mutant. Chris Hurst joins us

02:05:37.729 --> 02:05:40.689
live right now. Despite a history of being secretive

02:05:40.689 --> 02:05:43.630
with the city about their plans, counsel is hopeful

02:05:43.630 --> 02:05:45.350
this week. That's what I don't like about them.

02:05:45.489 --> 02:05:48.470
These Jewish people are like, out in the bad

02:05:48.470 --> 02:05:53.430
and open about it. That's secrecy. of Scientology

02:05:53.430 --> 02:05:58.390
is no good. We'll bring long overdue revitalization.

02:06:00.569 --> 02:06:02.590
Yeah, Dave, and this is the reason why. It's

02:06:02.590 --> 02:06:04.590
this time of night that city leaders really would

02:06:04.590 --> 02:06:07.289
like to see a more vibrant downtown. For decades,

02:06:07.449 --> 02:06:10.069
it's really been a ghost town after dark, but

02:06:10.069 --> 02:06:11.949
the Scient - Yeah, who the hell goes to downtown

02:06:11.949 --> 02:06:16.380
Cleone? Mm -hmm. i actually avoid it at all costs

02:06:16.380 --> 02:06:19.659
ecology linked developer behind all of these

02:06:19.659 --> 02:06:22.180
renovations the cleveland street alliance is

02:06:22.180 --> 02:06:24.699
saying that they will make downtown a destination

02:06:24.699 --> 02:06:28.319
not just clearwater beach These buildings were

02:06:28.319 --> 02:06:30.840
ignored for decades. The pitch could be a game

02:06:30.840 --> 02:06:33.520
changer for downtown Clearwater. Dozens of new

02:06:33.520 --> 02:06:35.819
storefronts anchored by a movie theater complex

02:06:35.819 --> 02:06:38.479
with possibly the largest screen in the world.

02:06:38.619 --> 02:06:41.039
We are curating this, and we're curating it for

02:06:41.039 --> 02:06:43.319
the community. After a two -hour presentation

02:06:43.319 --> 02:06:46.140
detailing the tens of millions of dollars already

02:06:46.140 --> 02:06:48.579
spent by Scientology members on redevelopment,

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I asked their representative if it's a good idea

02:06:51.140 --> 02:06:53.539
to build a theater when many are struggling to

02:06:53.539 --> 02:06:56.239
stay open. I think it's the perfect time to be

02:06:56.239 --> 02:06:58.659
in the movie theater. business as a result of

02:06:58.659 --> 02:07:01.659
this market, the demographic profile in Pinellas

02:07:01.659 --> 02:07:04.439
County. You know, he's got some sort of money

02:07:04.439 --> 02:07:06.220
he'll make from it. That's the only reason this

02:07:06.220 --> 02:07:09.199
guy, Scott Dobbins, cares. He looks like a penis.

02:07:09.760 --> 02:07:12.060
This isn't your traditional theater. This is

02:07:12.060 --> 02:07:14.479
kind of an evolution on the theater experience.

02:07:14.800 --> 02:07:16.979
It just creeps me out, dude. It does not seem

02:07:16.979 --> 02:07:19.859
good. Mayor Bruce Rector pushbacks him, asking

02:07:19.859 --> 02:07:22.579
if the owners are Scientologists, why aren't

02:07:22.579 --> 02:07:24.760
they named publicly and presenting their plans.

02:07:24.979 --> 02:07:28.350
Hell yeah, man. It's not that we think anything

02:07:28.350 --> 02:07:30.550
sinister. It's just people want to know, you

02:07:30.550 --> 02:07:33.510
know, who are the individuals driving the development

02:07:33.510 --> 02:07:36.930
of our downtown. What a good mayor. Too bad we

02:07:36.930 --> 02:07:44.609
don't have that in St. Pete. Illinois passes

02:07:44.609 --> 02:07:49.930
an AI landmark regulation bill. The Chicago Snowballs

02:07:49.930 --> 02:07:54.510
just started a new season. And the weed industry.

02:07:55.990 --> 02:07:58.510
Is growing in Illinois. There you go. There's

02:07:58.510 --> 02:08:00.310
Illinois news. There's none. I'm in for that.

02:08:00.510 --> 02:08:08.289
All right. Time for Cleveland news. Oh. Hey.

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Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

02:08:17.890 --> 02:08:20.710
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

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Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,

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carry tales, but they ain't gloves The concrete

02:08:25.850 --> 02:08:28.829
jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown

02:08:28.829 --> 02:08:31.409
echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Pass the preaching

02:08:31.409 --> 02:08:34.550
hustle It's trading maps where the vibe's Midwest,

02:08:34.810 --> 02:08:38.010
but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland news, where

02:08:38.010 --> 02:08:41.109
the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues, every crack,

02:08:41.270 --> 02:08:44.489
every flaw. Until it takes no sugar, no draw.

02:08:44.710 --> 02:08:48.229
I'll be on the mic spitting facts, no law. Happy

02:08:48.229 --> 02:08:52.810
Hot Topic! British County Corrections Officer

02:08:52.810 --> 02:08:55.350
fired for sharing inappropriate pictures of another

02:08:55.350 --> 02:08:59.810
jail guard. Ha ha ha ha. Austin Wilson was arrested

02:08:59.810 --> 02:09:02.170
back in February. He was originally charged with

02:09:02.170 --> 02:09:05.369
two felonies. What a moron. He should host the...

02:09:05.880 --> 02:09:08.979
Steel Toe Morning Show. 5 .15 here on your Friday

02:09:08.979 --> 02:09:11.020
morning. When it comes to financial pressure,

02:09:11.340 --> 02:09:13.899
many college grads are feeling crushed by the

02:09:13.899 --> 02:09:16.060
weight of student loan debt. The dollar amount

02:09:16.060 --> 02:09:20.199
is staggering, almost $1 .7 trillion and counting.

02:09:20.539 --> 02:09:22.819
It is now the second largest type of household

02:09:22.819 --> 02:09:25.859
debt after mortgages, even soaring past medical

02:09:25.859 --> 02:09:28.220
expenses and car payments. And one northeast

02:09:28.220 --> 02:09:30.479
Ohio city takes the top spot where people are

02:09:30.479 --> 02:09:34.569
facing the... There you go. Those announcers

02:09:34.569 --> 02:09:36.930
in Cleveland are not that exciting. YouTuber

02:09:36.930 --> 02:09:39.789
now banned for life from Cedar Point all because

02:09:39.789 --> 02:09:42.449
he decided to eat chicken nuggets on a popular

02:09:42.449 --> 02:09:45.489
roller coaster. Cedar Point, I've heard it's

02:09:45.489 --> 02:09:47.829
okay. It's whatever. It's in Sandusky, not a

02:09:47.829 --> 02:09:51.069
safe town name. Safe town. I feel like everything

02:09:51.069 --> 02:09:54.140
is just a scam these days. That's the feeling

02:09:54.140 --> 02:09:56.359
of some here in Northeast Ohio. Turn down the

02:09:56.359 --> 02:09:58.319
music pattern. Jesus Christ, I can barely hear

02:09:58.319 --> 02:10:01.460
the woman. After a social media post, alleging

02:10:01.460 --> 02:10:03.180
that people are fighting. This is the most Cleveland

02:10:03.180 --> 02:10:10.840
thing ever. This is what it sounds like. Hey,

02:10:10.840 --> 02:10:16.659
it's the RBR. You know? And here's what's going

02:10:16.659 --> 02:10:21.489
on today in Cleveland. That actually sounds like

02:10:21.489 --> 02:10:24.489
news with Galvin on a Mike Helton show. Yes.

02:10:25.489 --> 02:10:30.829
Mike. Hey. It's time for Galvin's News on a Mike

02:10:30.829 --> 02:10:33.609
Helton show. I think this might be what they

02:10:33.609 --> 02:10:38.069
use. All right, Galvin. I'm making $500 ,000

02:10:38.069 --> 02:10:43.489
a year. You're making $175 ,000 a year. I'm in

02:10:43.489 --> 02:10:48.430
the city. And use Sporkle and totally just be

02:10:48.430 --> 02:10:50.210
talking to no other women while you do all the

02:10:50.210 --> 02:11:01.529
talking and I make more money. And that is them.

02:11:34.760 --> 02:11:37.760
P -C -R, our main export is crippling depression.

02:11:38.279 --> 02:11:41.380
They used the R word here. We think this is ours.

02:11:41.460 --> 02:11:43.479
It could be worse, though at least we're not

02:11:43.479 --> 02:11:48.340
Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,

02:11:48.520 --> 02:11:49.939
you know, keep people from looking at their own

02:11:49.939 --> 02:11:51.840
lives and realizing how bad they've actually

02:11:51.840 --> 02:11:57.140
gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk

02:11:57.140 --> 02:11:59.939
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

02:12:00.039 --> 02:12:03.930
you might realize, I'm living. in Cleveland.

02:12:06.010 --> 02:12:11.750
How the hell did this happen? Did I used to eat

02:12:11.750 --> 02:12:14.229
babies in a former life? And then you look around

02:12:14.229 --> 02:12:15.909
at your tiny little house that you can't afford

02:12:15.909 --> 02:12:17.729
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

02:12:17.729 --> 02:12:20.090
little sloppy kids who will have diabetes by

02:12:20.090 --> 02:12:21.569
the time they're eight because they live on corn

02:12:21.569 --> 02:12:25.350
syrup and lye. And then you look at your big

02:12:25.350 --> 02:12:27.529
bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

02:12:27.529 --> 02:12:29.670
you with her front butts going out over the top

02:12:29.670 --> 02:12:32.329
of her ass in washrooms. He's like, I'm gonna

02:12:32.329 --> 02:12:34.210
go shoot myself and my pregnant, smoking old

02:12:34.210 --> 02:12:41.430
daughter, right? Do you regret anything that

02:12:41.430 --> 02:12:43.210
you said about Cleveland? I don't regret it at

02:12:43.210 --> 02:12:48.310
all. You like it? You think Cleveland's cool?

02:12:48.430 --> 02:12:50.390
I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going

02:12:50.390 --> 02:12:54.289
to Cleveland on vacation. I don't care. What's

02:12:54.289 --> 02:13:23.239
so good about Cleveland? I don't care. What you

02:13:23.239 --> 02:13:26.100
look like on the outside, whether you're white,

02:13:26.220 --> 02:13:30.300
or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you

02:13:30.300 --> 02:13:33.659
follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against

02:13:33.659 --> 02:13:37.359
the law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're

02:13:37.359 --> 02:13:39.920
Sasquatch, the rules are different. Forget it,

02:13:39.920 --> 02:13:43.619
Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll

02:13:43.619 --> 02:13:47.020
ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those

02:13:47.020 --> 02:13:48.880
guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.

02:13:49.000 --> 02:14:03.909
Like a dairy cow. Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh! Strike

02:14:03.909 --> 02:14:07.890
the climate. Strike the climate. And he got it!

02:14:08.069 --> 02:14:13.050
That is it! That is what I said! That's number

02:14:13.050 --> 02:14:17.550
five! Are you kidding me? That's right! Who do

02:14:17.550 --> 02:14:20.090
you think you are? I am! So if there's a few

02:14:20.090 --> 02:14:22.550
bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.

02:14:22.710 --> 02:14:28.390
Yeah! $10 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you

02:14:28.390 --> 02:14:31.489
have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you

02:14:31.489 --> 02:14:34.630
got an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20

02:14:34.630 --> 02:14:36.890
minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up there.

02:14:37.050 --> 02:14:40.069
I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six

02:14:40.069 --> 02:14:43.090
beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

02:14:43.569 --> 02:15:05.930
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disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

02:15:10.390 --> 02:15:14.130
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

02:15:14.489 --> 02:15:19.689
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

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02:16:07.899 --> 02:16:10.520
or internet night or something. Ooh, what's that

02:16:10.520 --> 02:16:13.180
sign? Where they put them firecrackers up your

02:16:13.180 --> 02:16:16.079
buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not that

02:16:16.079 --> 02:16:18.539
specific sign. But why? That's how I met your

02:16:18.539 --> 02:16:21.300
great -grandpappy. Hello, woman. Ooh, he loves

02:16:21.300 --> 02:16:23.279
him, the good butthole. I told you not, never,

02:16:23.319 --> 02:16:25.539
ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate

02:16:25.539 --> 02:16:28.500
that man's name in the house again. I don't think

02:16:28.500 --> 02:16:30.800
you said his name. Someone. I swear they were

02:16:30.800 --> 02:16:33.860
too busy banging to exchange business cards.

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Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox neither.

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Sheriff says you race from now to hell down to

02:16:38.360 --> 02:16:41.020
the library. Yeah, you know I do. You're going

02:16:41.020 --> 02:16:48.739
strong or you don't know at all. Whoa, a real

02:16:48.739 --> 02:16:51.940
live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New

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Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't

02:16:56.399 --> 02:16:59.420
look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.

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And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's

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time for Poppy in the morning. RyanPoppyRadio

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like you are right now in the podcast description.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided

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I was Now at the age of 48, I have completed

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an associate degree in radio broadcasting and

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worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on

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-air personality. So yes, I am different. condition.

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Wanna say it's good, but the lights are out So

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let's get it started, started, started out here

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You say you feel how I put it down But I cannot

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make it through this without you Together we

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can break the ground I'm gonna do it because

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you told me how to I never realized it before

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go to counselingoncall .net. There. Hi, we're

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going to come back and I'll be able to keep this

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party going. Hallelujah. I may look normal, but

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the truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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The fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and non -verbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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I beat Josh by having friends and family, having

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a college education, by having him work in the

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San Francisco Bay Area. Don't complain, cool,

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great, Hoppy's our own son Feels like robbery

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in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom

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in streams Syndicated Skaro, now it's time to

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shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy album's comin' still

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close Radio hits, made it like a well -composed

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Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we

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keep the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair It's

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a slow and dim, eardrums. It's a hobby like fingers

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without rings. He ain't next to half of them.

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The shadows hit the street. But soon as some

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will vanish like shadows in the east. The hobby

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hour is coming to a close. But anyway, it's living

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like a wilting rose.