Case Of The Mondays! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.11.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. In your heart, you know what you like

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to do. And now for something completely different.

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Alright, so there was a Spirit Airline employee

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that is out of a job, and they reached out to

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James Charles to see if he could share the GoFundMe.

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And here is how he reacted. I just got a DM on

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here from a girl that said, Good morning, James.

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I know you'll probably never see this, but...

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If you could just give one minute to read, it

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would really mean a lot to me. You're a sociopath,

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bro. I don't care how much money and how much

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stuff you have. You're a loser. I'm really struggling

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right now because... You're a privileged douche.

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Your airline is just out for bankruptcy and I

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have lost my job. You're so funny. No one in

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your career hasn't taken off without daddy's

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money. You're a loser. Here's a GoFundMe link.

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Any donations help. Now listen, I think the GoFundMe

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thing's a little out of control. I think it's

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a little ridiculous. I have people reach out

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to me for GoFundMes for stuff. I try to share

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the ones that, you know, I don't know. But the

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thing is, I don't make fun of it. I'm sure they

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do, sweetheart. I'm sure they do. You know what

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else would help you? Getting another job. Hey,

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you want to help him get the job? You got a bitch

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laugh face, dude. You're a nine. Yeah, try that.

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Because in the... You know how easy it is to

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find a job on Indeed? Shut up! The time that

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it took you to copy and paste the same fuck -ass

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message to myself, who you don't follow, by the

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way, and... I'm having for bed! I do think it

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is kind of weird that you would think a sociopathic

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loser... That makes all gay people look bad like

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him and care about you. That's where that girl

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messed up. Mm -hmm. Probably a hundred other

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influencers and celebrities. You could have applied

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for a hundred other jobs, but you didn't because

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you're a lazy piece of shit. All right, that's

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where you're out of control. Dude, weren't you,

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like, allegedly grooming people? You're in no

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state. I hope all the skeletons in your closet

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come out. Mm -hmm. Because we know that James

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Charles likes to come out. You're entitled. No.

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No, you're entitled. You're a sociopathic brat.

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And you think the influences in celebrities should

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fund your life for you. It is kind of infuriating

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how this guy has the money. I know there's somebody

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listening to my show right now that's stuck in

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traffic and they're just trying to get by in

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life. And they're like, man, I make $60 ,000

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a year. I have to work 40 hours plus overtime.

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I work so hard. And this douchebag is just bored

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into money. Why, why would I ever help you? You're

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not a fan. You don't even follow me. You've never

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supported me. This is your first time DMing.

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And you think that I'm going to send you money

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because you lost your job? Oh my God. Welcome

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to the real world. You don't know a thing about

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the real world. Shut up. Stop talking. You don't

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know a thing about the real world. You were born

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into money. Everybody online was saying you're

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a Rothschild. I don't know if that's true, but

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you were definitely born into money. You don't

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know a thing about the real world. This is what

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I can't stand about the rich and elite. They're

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not all heartless. You know what I've noticed

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about the rich and elite? The ones that were,

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you know, not born into money. The ones that

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had to earn the money have more relatability

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than asswipes like him that have no accountability.

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People lose their jobs every fucking day and

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you're white, pretty, and able -bodied. You're

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in a much better position than a lot of other

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people out here. And so are you. You could have

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just easily ignored to go fund me. You know how

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many times I get messaged? never shame them it's

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bad juju it's bad karma you're walking bad karma

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you're a bitch who are trying clearly much harder

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to make a better life for themselves why would

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we fucking help you wow why would anybody want

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to hang out with you why would charlotte demean

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or whatever that girl's name was hanging on but

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he's a loser let me say it again loser you're

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the worst aside from that 17 ,000 people lost

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their jobs at beer airlines. Why do you think

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you need to go fund me? Girl, no! Beer's the

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best to pay! You know, dating him would be the

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worst. It would be equivalent to dating a cloud

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-chasing girl that uses you for your money. And

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then when you break up, she spills all the beans!

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I can at least, like, 1 % respect the mentality

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of closed mouths don't get fed, doesn't hurt

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the tribe. Oh, yeah. You know James Charles knows

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about closed mouths. Honestly, it does hurt the

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tribe because now you pissed me off. you seem

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like you're always pissed off you're a douche

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okay i'm not the one you know if this person

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was underage she would help go find fucking mr

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reese this is literally his entire shit i'm sure

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the next youtube video is literally gonna be

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like i've rehired all 70 000 of the spirit airlines

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employees and it's gonna be the real life hunger

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game the last one of them to leave the spirit

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airlines plane gets to be the ceo of the new

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company and gets a house wow he is coked up how

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much cocaine have Dynamite. $10 million that

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everybody else dies. Like, go find that video

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to compete in, baby. I'm not helping you. I'm

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not fucking helping you. All you did was... Oh,

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and of course, in the comment section, comedian

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Godfrey's like, you're going out of the point.

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Shut your ass. You're another ancient elite,

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unfunny, race -baiting comedian. Lost your job,

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okay? Welcome to the real world. I can at least

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understand if you were like, James, I'm a longtime

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fan. Here's a trillion years of DMs and... Oh,

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it has to be because they're a fag. I just don't

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know why this person was like, yeah, when I think

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of generosity and relatability, I think of James

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frickin' Charles. And my support for you, I love

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you. People lose their jobs every fucking day,

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and you're way pretty and able -bodied. All right,

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there you are. And then he said, sorry. But you

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know his PR team was probably not happy with

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him. God, is he unbelievable. He is just the

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worst. Again, if it was a 15 -year -old boy,

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he'd be like, yes! Let me help you. But no. You're

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a douche, bro. You're such a douche. I don't

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even know what else to say. There's no words

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to describe how unlikable he is. He's the worst.

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Here he is trying to say sorry. Yesterday morning,

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I posted a video on this account talking about

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how a woman had lost her job at Spear Airlines.

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And she sent me a message with a GoFundMe link

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asking me to donate. And the video is basically

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me yelling at the camera, being super upset and

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frustrated because... Why are you upset? Because

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you can't keep a man? Because every dude realizes

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you're nothing more than a twink? This person

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had never followed me, never supported me before.

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Oh my god! Get over that! What a narcissist you

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are! You'd be perfect for morning radio, you

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douche! And it was clear that she had basically

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copied and pasted this DM to every influencer

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and celebrity she possibly could, asking for

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a handout. Okay! She's in a bad place! And I

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called her lazy, I said she was stupid, and I

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said she's - You're lazy. What do you do for

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a living? She should have spent the time that

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she spent copying your message applying for jobs

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instead. This video was f***ing stupid. It was

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rude. It was obnoxious. It was privileged. And

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most importantly, it was completely f***ing unnecessary.

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Yeah, you don't say. When I saw that DM, I absolutely

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had the choice to ignore it and say absolutely

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nothing at all. Who got into his corner? I told

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him to do this video. He didn't do it. It was

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out of the kindness of his heart. I'll move on

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with my day. But instead, I couldn't even tell

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you why her message just triggered me. Okay.

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I decided instead to make a video about it. And

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I bashed her and it was obnoxious. And I shamed

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her for asking for help in a situation. He does

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like this. Where she was clearly really struggling

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and this could have been her absolute last resort.

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I have no idea what was going on in her life,

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and I should have... Now you say that! You're

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an idiot! I hope all your skeletons come out,

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dude. Never assumed that she was just copying

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and pasting this DM as an easy way out. I don't

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know. I just don't know. My intention behind

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making this video in the first place was I get

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a lot of messages like this every single day.

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And for me personally, it definitely sucks to

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receive messages from people that don't follow

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you and don't support you, treating you like

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a personal ATM or bank account. Dude! That's

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what it comes to being rich. I've worked with

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rich people. That's what happens. People are

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struggling, especially now. And you're now at

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this 12, 22 million. Shut up. No, but what I'm

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sure sucks even more is not knowing where your

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next paycheck is coming from and not being sure

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whether or not you're going to be able to put

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food on the table. All right, I had enough. Blah,

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blah, blah. Man. All piss baskets die. Mm -hmm.

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He just has an unlikable thing around him. Oh,

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my God. Today is Monday. And I feel every single

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bit of it. But you know what that means? We're

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going to have a good show. Attention, FM DJs.

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Your morning show prep begins now. A sick person

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with a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour.

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Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and

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you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back

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to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What?

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Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom,

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the whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll

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hit it. All right. The semen was so big. And

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now for something completely different. Hoppy

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Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. Can

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you believe it's Monday? I've slept in for three

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days in a row, catching up on sleep. But guess

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what it is? Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go

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to Tchotchkes? Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little

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early. I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna

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lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a

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case of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds

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like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. One

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more time. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got

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a case of the Mundus. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds

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like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. I don't

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we all. Let me ask you something. When you come

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in on Monday and you're not feeling real well,

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does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone

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has a case of the Mondays? No. No, man. Shit,

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no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying

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something like that, man. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

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8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at

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me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me.

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RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right. Martin

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Short says it's been an absolute nightmare since

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the passing of his daughter. Of course. Bianca

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Sensori was seen out and about showing off her

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boobs. What's new? That's Kanye West's wife that

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looks a lot like Kim Kardashian. Kevin Hart hit

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on, let me see here. I got to be careful with

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the copyright. Tom Brady hit on Kevin Hart's

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wife at the roast of Kevin Hart. I can't play

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any of it because it's on my Netflix. So go watch

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it and enjoy it. Remember that scam artist, Billy

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McFarland? He's expecting his first kid. No,

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that's good. That kid's not going to be a douchebag.

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Girlfriend of the famous looks maxer. I hate

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that term. Mason Hole was caught. She was thinking

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he was cheating on her. So then she went through

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his phone and found child porn. Ah, delightful.

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Good old Sarasota. What else do we have here?

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Nick Cannon and DDG got into it. Oh, did they

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ever? At a wild and out battle. What year is

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it? Really? I mean, I'm here covering it, so

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I got some contributing on it. But I didn't know

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Wild N' Out was still a thing. Never really watched

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an episode of Wild N' Out. Like, I know what

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it is, you know what I mean? But I don't, I can't

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tell you what happens. So here's DDG and Nick

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Cannon going in. Wild N' Out. Wild N' Out. Yeah.

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Nick doing his show just to pay child support.

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Oh, yeah. Really, you should wild and abort.

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Whoa! Wild and abort? That's horrible. Yeah,

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I mean, I don't know. Nick Cannon does have too

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many kids, but I'm glad they're not aborted,

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I guess. He told me to say that. Yeah, I bet

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you did. He told you wrong. He took wrong advice.

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I'll give you one. Yeah, Nick Cannon's a little

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too sensitive. Talk about my kids. Yeah, that's

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fine. But at least my baby mama let me see her.

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DDG's even like, damn. Halle Bailey. That was

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good, man. I'm not a big Nick Cannon fan, but

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that was delightful. A lot of beeps. Kind of

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hard to listen to when there's a lot of beeps.

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Oh, Taylor Frankie Paul made a post about betrayal

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on Mother's Day. Man, seems like she is totally

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learning how to take accountability. A dating

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expert describes why ages 24 to 28. are the ideal

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relationship window for men in their 30s let's

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hear this ideal for a 33 year old guy will be

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between the ages of 24 to 28. if you go between

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if you go older right if you're going to date

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a woman who's 30 31 32 33 the biggest issue he's

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going to have is that she's going to be pushing

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to settle down and pushing for commitment that

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is a very good point and imposing her timeline

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on his. Yeah, I always say the ticking clock

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thing, I mean, it's kind of good that women can

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have kids later in life, even though Benji Madden's

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wife just did, Karen Diaz, don't know, I can't

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remember her name. Because then, like, you could

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have women having kids at 65, and then they die

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three years later. But at the same time, it is

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kind of weird how men can, like, produce until

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they're 80. Mm -hmm. And the problem with that

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is that if she's trying to get married and have

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kids really fast because she has her biological

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clock to worry about, that is going to create

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an imbalance in terms of how quickly he wants

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to settle down. Especially if you're on dating

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apps, which I am officially. I have not been

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on it. I just don't want to do it anymore. You

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see the same people. It's the same. Hey, what's

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up? How are you? good what are you doing oh it's

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good oh cool riveting glad i'm talking to you

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he may feel forced into that decision whereas

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if a girl's 24 at least she's out of her party

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phase she's out of her post -college phase 24

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to 28 she's in that band where she could be open

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to something longer term and if you need to date

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her two three years before you get all right

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there you go i like when women talk about dating

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more it's more interesting i'm angela white who

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we've all spanked it to before in porn science

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she said she joined porn as a way to explore

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her sexuality how involved how angela white came

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about when did you decide to make yourself a

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brand was that from the start or how did that

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all happen well After the first money shot, I

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was like, I think I can do this. Well, I got

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into the industry to explore my sexuality. So

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that was the main reason. Those were my main

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motivations were to be able to express and explore

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my sexuality with like -minded peers in a safe

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environment. In the beginning, it was really

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just that I just wanted to have sex and I wanted

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to have kinky sex and I wanted to have sex that

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I couldn't have outside of the porn industry.

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So I began exploring that with other companies.

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But what I realized was dog fart that I was still

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portraying what they like their idea of sexuality

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idea. I love when I say that the fantasies that

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they had written. And she's so freaking hot.

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She's a team player too, man. She'll have like

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seven dudes in her room. That was fun. I enjoyed

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that, but there were fantasies and scenarios

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that I wanted to play. All right, there you go.

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I love how they try to act like... Like it's

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so profound. Like, wow, yeah, it sucks on video.

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Riveting. You're so brave. How do you do it?

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Here's an interesting clip that went viral on

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Mother's Day. Here is Miley Cyrus' mom. They're

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doing a podcast, of course. I'm so sick of these

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round table podcasts. They're so boring. Reading

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off of a card. It says, if you had kids, would

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you want them in the movie business? If you have

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kids, would you want them to be in the industry?

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I don't know if it's always about what you want.

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And that's good parenting. That's true. I like

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that. I wouldn't project what I want onto them.

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Mom. I mean, she's a terrible mom. We all know

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that I'm living her dream. I just said. Spicy!

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She's implying that she doesn't really care about

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her kids. The other day, Mammy, I will praise

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her, except she did one thing wrong and she didn't

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give me singing lessons. True. Because I can...

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You're a great dancer, bud. You're a good dancer.

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But by the way, that doesn't stop half these

00:20:09.819 --> 00:20:11.640
other acts, so I don't know why you're not. True.

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Very true. Yeah, Miley doesn't really seem to

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like her mom. She kind of got failed. She's a

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narcissistic dad. Here's a clip going around.

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Sabrina Carpenter has an ex named Joshua. And

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she asked a fan what his name was. And it was

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Joshua. You guys did break up. So you're done.

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For now. I'm so confused. She's such a hot piece

00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:46.980
of ass. Wait, what's her name? Hayley. Hayley.

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And what's her name? Joshua. Joshua. There you

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go. Isn't your life better off watching that

00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:03.920
or not? I mean, listening to the clip. So my

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friend. Jason Mahoney, who does the nationally

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syndicated Dave and Mahoney show, heard in like

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a hundred markets across the world. It's crazy.

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I'm so proud of them. So I've known them like,

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I don't know, 2013. I met them at the morning

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show bootcamp. They were on in Vegas and they're

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originally from, no, not like born and raised

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in Vegas. Mahoney's from St. Louis and Dave is

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from Minnesota. and they do a show, and I'm good

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friends with them. And Jason messaged me on Saturday,

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and he messaged this to me at midnight, and it

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made me laugh so hard. Now, it's more of a visual,

00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:43.859
and I did share it on my story, but there is

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a guy in Ybor City who is making hibachi rice,

00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:52.400
doing the tossing of it. He was making it in

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the trunk of his car in this hatchback. So here's

00:21:57.940 --> 00:22:01.000
the audio of it right here. Boy, I got the hibachi

00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:05.920
grin on the throat here. Oh, you lit. That shit

00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:08.500
probably good as a motherfucker too. Look at

00:22:08.500 --> 00:22:16.839
the whole line out here. I think I'm going to

00:22:16.839 --> 00:22:19.940
email that to MJ. I think it's hilarious. It's

00:22:19.940 --> 00:22:23.700
so funny. Yeah. I think if I was, I asked somebody,

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cause I showed that to somebody the other day

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at a Calabar. I was like, Hey dude, would you

00:22:27.220 --> 00:22:29.299
get that if you were drunk anymore? And he's

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like, there's so many options in Ybor. I don't

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know if I would necessarily get that. I'm thinking,

00:22:34.619 --> 00:22:37.220
man, I love Hibashi cause it's not something

00:22:37.220 --> 00:22:38.740
I have all the time. I was like, when you're

00:22:38.740 --> 00:22:41.160
drunk, like you, I always get hungry when I'm

00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:46.910
drunk. I want to eat. The problem is. I have

00:22:46.910 --> 00:22:48.690
the same foods every day. Stuff from Publix.

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So when I'm drunk, I want to have something that

00:22:50.829 --> 00:22:52.990
I don't have normally. So I could get like New

00:22:52.990 --> 00:22:55.789
York, New York pizza, which is good in Ybor.

00:22:56.589 --> 00:22:59.509
I get some Mexican rice. You get a bocce steak.

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I bet it's like eight bucks a plate. I bet it's

00:23:02.630 --> 00:23:08.450
pretty good too. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Here is a video.

00:23:11.529 --> 00:23:17.180
Of Cardi B. After she went live on Instagram,

00:23:17.319 --> 00:23:20.200
it was very emotional. After the private chef

00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:22.859
of Stefan Diggs revealed in court that her and

00:23:22.859 --> 00:23:31.500
Stefan were sleeping together. So, guys. You

00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:35.480
know. I have a hard time saying words. You know,

00:23:35.519 --> 00:23:40.460
Cardi Buttons push. Cardi Buttons be getting

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really push. She's talking in third person like

00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:49.339
a narcissist. And I really hate it because I

00:23:49.339 --> 00:23:51.700
be trying to be nice. Like, you know, I have

00:23:51.700 --> 00:23:54.339
my publicist and people that be like, Cardi,

00:23:54.339 --> 00:23:56.440
you need to chill. Cardi, you needed this. You

00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:58.740
needed that. But it's like. Yeah, imagine being

00:23:58.740 --> 00:24:00.900
her publicist. You know, she never listens to

00:24:00.900 --> 00:24:04.619
her publicist. I just hate the really weird,

00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:07.960
sick shit, bro. Like, I don't be liking how a

00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:10.259
lot of these blogs, they be trying to set me

00:24:10.259 --> 00:24:13.720
up. Like, it's like, I'm so tired. You look tired.

00:24:13.880 --> 00:24:16.680
You're not yelling, like, for once. Kind of like

00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:18.940
me right now. I'm kind of quiet. Of being, like,

00:24:19.019 --> 00:24:21.599
social media punching bag. All right, there you

00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:27.359
go. I am really tired of it. Like, and, like,

00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:30.509
you know, sometimes. Wow. You can tell she's

00:24:30.509 --> 00:24:34.730
tired because she's not being annoying. That's

00:24:34.730 --> 00:24:37.769
how she should always talk. This is interesting.

00:24:38.109 --> 00:24:41.970
Little Women, Atlanta star Miss Juicy tells Headcrack,

00:24:41.990 --> 00:24:45.950
who is a former guest on this show, he worked

00:24:45.950 --> 00:24:48.109
with Ricky Smiley and he has his own show in

00:24:48.109 --> 00:24:53.430
Atlanta, that Headcrack was interviewing the

00:24:53.430 --> 00:24:56.839
Little Women. Atlanta star Miss Juicy about her

00:24:56.839 --> 00:24:59.259
recent arrest for suspended license and no insurance.

00:24:59.859 --> 00:25:02.420
He said, you know, I can't let you drive a car

00:25:02.420 --> 00:25:04.940
without insurance. I thought you ain't saying

00:25:04.940 --> 00:25:07.539
nothing but a word. So I did it on my phone.

00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:11.160
On my phone, I went and got my insurance back

00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:15.019
real fast. He was like, I'm like, what you think?

00:25:15.160 --> 00:25:17.839
You're not finna, um, you're not finna take my

00:25:17.839 --> 00:25:20.980
car. He said, ma 'am, we're going to have to

00:25:20.980 --> 00:25:26.440
take you in. And I said, take me where? Yeah,

00:25:28.140 --> 00:25:30.079
Georgia cops don't seem to be as cool as Florida

00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:33.900
cops. Florida cops can be annoying as hell. But

00:25:33.900 --> 00:25:37.259
you know what Florida cops do? They'll give you

00:25:37.259 --> 00:25:39.019
that little slap on the wrist where it's like,

00:25:39.059 --> 00:25:41.920
you have to get this fixed in 30 days. Georgia

00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:45.980
cops seem power hungry. My license ain't suspended.

00:25:46.119 --> 00:25:49.059
He said, yes, it is. And there's a warrant out

00:25:49.059 --> 00:25:51.940
for your arrest. I said, why is there a warrant

00:25:51.940 --> 00:25:55.019
out for my arrest? He was like, because you didn't

00:25:55.019 --> 00:25:58.359
show up to court. I said, when did I have court?

00:25:59.460 --> 00:26:07.980
He said, that was back in 2025. When your license

00:26:07.980 --> 00:26:09.880
got suspended and you were supposed to be going

00:26:09.880 --> 00:26:15.059
to court. And I said, 2025. I said, I got a ticket

00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:19.559
for no insurance back in 2025. Like, what? He

00:26:19.559 --> 00:26:21.799
said, you know, I can't let you drive a car without

00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:26.539
insurance. There you go. She got caught. She

00:26:26.539 --> 00:26:29.779
seems like a nice lady. Seems like she'd make

00:26:29.779 --> 00:26:34.859
some good food for dinner. What do we got here?

00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:39.839
Going through my Instagram list. JT. This woman,

00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:43.579
let me see who this is. Hashtag JT. It's not

00:26:43.579 --> 00:26:47.640
Justin Timberlake. JT, tell us Instagram officials

00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:50.720
to stop changing the Instagram app every seven

00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:55.019
business days. Okay, so this is for Instagram

00:26:55.019 --> 00:26:57.940
and Instagram only. Stop updating this app every

00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:03.279
seven business days. Stop updating them lips.

00:27:03.700 --> 00:27:07.500
As a loyal Instagrammer, I cannot take the updates.

00:27:08.220 --> 00:27:10.000
They are literally... She has, like, lips that

00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:14.500
are not moving. It's weird. I know. Although,

00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:16.960
you know, she could sink her with her lips. Glitch

00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:20.000
in my brain. I cannot keep up. I have other apps

00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:23.180
to keep up with. You guys are my favorite app

00:27:23.180 --> 00:27:26.400
to infinity, but we don't need to update every

00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:32.019
seven days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:36.660
It's 856 -494. Six, seven, seven, three. Here

00:27:36.660 --> 00:27:39.579
is a modern day woman. She doesn't know why she's

00:27:39.579 --> 00:27:43.019
single. She's a hot piece of ass, too. I'm just

00:27:43.019 --> 00:27:46.980
sitting here trying to figure out how. I've been

00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:51.140
single for two years. Okay. You know, November

00:27:51.140 --> 00:27:55.680
1st, 2024. She knows that breakup date. October

00:27:55.680 --> 00:28:01.279
4th, June 5th. I know mine, too. And I'm just

00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:07.170
having an issue of. No man wants to commit to

00:28:07.170 --> 00:28:09.769
me. She is hot, Tara. Something's wrong there.

00:28:10.349 --> 00:28:13.910
Don't understand the issue. I don't know the

00:28:13.910 --> 00:28:15.430
annoying laughter in the background from your

00:28:15.430 --> 00:28:19.450
friends. I cook, clean, do laundry, buy you stuff.

00:28:19.750 --> 00:28:26.609
I own a business. We go on trips. Hello, but...

00:28:26.609 --> 00:28:30.150
You know, every simp slid in their DM. You could

00:28:30.150 --> 00:28:38.279
be my princess. But no man wants to commit. Yeah,

00:28:38.279 --> 00:28:40.519
you know. I want to commit. I want a girlfriend.

00:28:40.619 --> 00:28:44.920
I want a wife. I don't want kids. I don't know

00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:46.859
if you're aware of this, but I got a vasectomy.

00:28:48.420 --> 00:28:50.460
Did you know that Ryan Hoppy got a vasectomy?

00:28:50.579 --> 00:28:52.519
Well, now you know. And we aren't even sure why

00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:54.619
we told you. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. But

00:28:54.619 --> 00:28:56.539
I am definitely not against marriage. I just

00:28:56.539 --> 00:28:58.559
want my marriage to be my one and only. I can't

00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:02.619
do another heartbreak, man. And no one's not

00:29:02.619 --> 00:29:06.250
going to commit. all right yeah making videos

00:29:06.250 --> 00:29:09.789
where you're like definitely ain't helping the

00:29:09.789 --> 00:29:14.990
cons um so clavicular has this hot ass girl on

00:29:14.990 --> 00:29:18.190
his lap and he guessed her weight you're heavy

00:29:18.190 --> 00:29:22.910
how much you weigh um yes actually i'm on here

00:29:22.910 --> 00:29:27.869
gonna guess 140 pounds you're right that is not

00:29:27.869 --> 00:29:30.730
healthy that looks me actually i love seeing

00:29:30.730 --> 00:29:33.539
it like that it's so ridiculous That a look smacker

00:29:33.539 --> 00:29:36.599
would know that. Did you go to the gym a lot?

00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:43.640
No. There you go. Frickin' clavicular. You guys

00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:46.420
want dating advice? You got any listeners out

00:29:46.420 --> 00:29:48.460
there listening in the hoppy hour? It's right

00:29:48.460 --> 00:29:50.279
up here right now. You're like, man, I would

00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:53.460
not mind a hot -ass girlfriend. Here's a woman

00:29:53.460 --> 00:29:56.059
giving dating advice on how to get a girlfriend.

00:29:57.500 --> 00:30:00.059
Here is brutally honest advice that I would give

00:30:00.059 --> 00:30:01.720
single guys who are trying to get a girlfriend.

00:30:02.200 --> 00:30:04.380
This is coming from a girl, so I know what I'm

00:30:04.380 --> 00:30:08.759
talking about. Oh, really? How's your relationship?

00:30:09.539 --> 00:30:12.220
First of all, I would tell you to not accidentally

00:30:12.220 --> 00:30:15.339
give off old creep vibes. That is a good point.

00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:18.319
She's winning there. This happens when a guy

00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:21.799
either comes on too strong. Oh, yeah. All over

00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:23.539
the back. Oh, we're talking about a different

00:30:23.539 --> 00:30:25.720
company. To a girl. It can be overwhelming to

00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:27.859
the girl or he just gives her compliments that

00:30:27.859 --> 00:30:30.259
are only focused on her body. Just things that

00:30:30.259 --> 00:30:32.740
you have good intentions doing, but girls can

00:30:32.740 --> 00:30:35.140
perceive it as kind of creepy. Yeah, I'll be

00:30:35.140 --> 00:30:44.440
honest. Sorry, I took a swig of this can of Coke.

00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:47.680
Sorry, that was very unprofessional of me. I'll

00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:51.880
be honest. Girls don't like compliments anymore.

00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:54.720
I don't know, 10, 11 years ago, you'd be like,

00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:57.980
oh yeah, you look like so hot in that dress or

00:30:57.980 --> 00:31:03.539
whatever. But any dude can do that. What a woman

00:31:03.539 --> 00:31:09.940
wants is a conversation. Papa Hoppy has such

00:31:09.940 --> 00:31:15.319
a high body count. Because I treat women like

00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:20.450
they're human. They poop in the morning. And

00:31:20.450 --> 00:31:23.049
trust me, they take big poops. What I'm saying

00:31:23.049 --> 00:31:25.150
is, I'm not trying to be crude, even though I

00:31:25.150 --> 00:31:28.809
am. What I'm saying is that they have this thing

00:31:28.809 --> 00:31:35.089
where they do this thing where they think that

00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:37.589
they don't want compliments, but they do. They

00:31:37.589 --> 00:31:42.150
just don't want overly creepy compliments. Just

00:31:42.150 --> 00:31:46.789
talk to them. Hey, what's up? How are you? What

00:31:46.789 --> 00:31:50.259
have we got here? Number two. Next, I would tell

00:31:50.259 --> 00:31:52.680
you to stop rushing hookups and being intimate

00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:55.180
with a girl. I know you guys are excited, but

00:31:55.180 --> 00:31:57.220
if a guy takes his time and is really patient

00:31:57.220 --> 00:31:59.180
with getting to know the girl before he's intimate

00:31:59.180 --> 00:32:01.059
with her, I'm going to be so blunt right now.

00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:03.420
You have a 98 % better chance of actually getting

00:32:03.420 --> 00:32:07.160
action. Oh, yeah. You know what I've always said?

00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:10.539
And my friend stroke me. Oh, I used to have a

00:32:10.539 --> 00:32:12.740
hard time saying that with my stutter. It's like

00:32:12.740 --> 00:32:15.500
that Joe song. Stutter, stutter. I ain't talking

00:32:15.500 --> 00:32:18.119
about that talentless moron on FLZ. What I'm

00:32:18.119 --> 00:32:25.299
saying to you is you gotta self -love after the

00:32:25.299 --> 00:32:27.759
date. Because if you still want to go on a date

00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:30.500
after self -love and before, that's someone you

00:32:30.500 --> 00:32:32.140
want to go on a date with. But if you're just

00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:34.160
trying to get your rocks off, and then you get

00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:36.380
your rocks off, and then you go on a date, and

00:32:36.380 --> 00:32:38.059
then you're not happy, that's a sign that you

00:32:38.059 --> 00:32:41.579
just wanted to get laid. Number three. I would

00:32:41.579 --> 00:32:43.539
tell you to talk to a bunch of girls. The first

00:32:43.539 --> 00:32:45.279
girl that you talk to is probably not going to

00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:48.759
be your girlfriend. Yeah. Especially when you're

00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:50.579
coming from a breakup. It's always weird when

00:32:50.579 --> 00:32:54.859
you're talking to a girl. And you're like, oh

00:32:54.859 --> 00:32:58.940
my God, this is not my ex. Flirting and talking

00:32:58.940 --> 00:33:01.680
to people is actually an art. I don't know if

00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:04.980
it's an art. I'm not good at flirting. I'm good

00:33:04.980 --> 00:33:09.960
at conversations. So here's Mike... How do I

00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:12.119
say that? I'm starting to lose my eyesight. I

00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:13.759
don't want to mess this up, but I have to look

00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:16.640
closer to the screen. Mike Majlack, the co -host

00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:19.559
of Impulsive with Logan Paul. He says he is doing

00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:21.640
a podcast, which is kind of like this dude driving

00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:23.759
around in a car. It seemed like a ripoff of Jerry

00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:27.279
Seinfeld's podcast. What was it? Coffee with

00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:29.700
Comedians from 10 years ago? Yeah, so it's them

00:33:29.700 --> 00:33:32.059
driving around, this random ass dude, and Mike

00:33:32.059 --> 00:33:34.220
says that him and Logan Paul have grown apart.

00:33:34.900 --> 00:33:38.940
Truthfully... Like, I'll be just completely transparent.

00:33:39.220 --> 00:33:41.660
You know, he would be completely cool with me

00:33:41.660 --> 00:33:45.259
saying this. Like, LP has become kind of like

00:33:45.259 --> 00:33:52.279
another tier of celebrity and family man and...

00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.740
Yeah, heaven forbid. You can say a lot about

00:33:54.740 --> 00:33:56.599
Logan Paul, but being a good dad is pretty important.

00:33:56.960 --> 00:34:00.079
...businessman over the past several years. And

00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:04.420
in a way, like, truthfully, like... you know

00:34:04.420 --> 00:34:06.539
it's not my favorite thing to say but like we've

00:34:06.539 --> 00:34:08.840
we've definitely like grown a little bit apart

00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:12.539
probably sounds like a huge problem probably

00:34:12.539 --> 00:34:15.360
over the past few years we we generally only

00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:16.940
see each other when it's kind of time to do the

00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:21.679
show um and yeah you're not out there you know

00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:29.139
running trains anymore I think that that has,

00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:31.280
that there's an aspect of that to it where we

00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:35.239
just don't have the, we just don't have the same

00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:39.440
life experiences to share anymore. What, Aaron?

00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:44.960
Sounds like a you problem. Oh, yeah. You know

00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:47.300
what it's time for? You know what I feel like

00:34:47.300 --> 00:34:51.239
doing in the club? It is time for everyone's

00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:53.940
favorite segment. It's not a side check news.

00:34:54.679 --> 00:35:10.800
Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh,

00:35:12.380 --> 00:35:30.300
uh, uh Home still sliding to the dates Screenshot

00:35:30.300 --> 00:35:32.880
save, little goodnight, babe Then they on the

00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:35.519
yacht pick, tryna hide the face From the field

00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:38.519
to the runway, everybody frontin' Postin' healing

00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:41.139
energy, why they DM huntin'? Scrollin' through

00:35:41.139 --> 00:35:43.579
the gram, all I see is double lies You can't

00:35:43.579 --> 00:35:45.980
tag the man, but you tag the... She buys, it's

00:35:45.980 --> 00:35:50.659
that side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every

00:35:50.659 --> 00:36:02.630
fraud, every fling You can't hide from your man,

00:36:02.750 --> 00:36:07.769
can't hide from his booze, I check news Phone

00:36:07.769 --> 00:36:10.530
light flashing, who you trying to text? Got a

00:36:10.530 --> 00:36:12.809
ring on your hand, still shopping for the next

00:36:12.809 --> 00:36:15.090
key All teams stressing, trying to spin it for

00:36:15.090 --> 00:36:17.630
the press But the group chat memes got receipts

00:36:17.630 --> 00:36:20.309
on deck From the field goals, listen to the model

00:36:20.309 --> 00:36:23.269
in the mist One post, off life, next post, I

00:36:23.269 --> 00:36:26.170
twist You a free spirit, but the rent still sticks

00:36:34.090 --> 00:36:36.449
Hey, uh, laughin' at the drama, yeah, we know

00:36:36.449 --> 00:36:39.170
it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome back

00:36:39.170 --> 00:36:42.170
to the zoo This that side chick news, side chick

00:36:42.170 --> 00:36:45.670
news Rhyme, I be gon' choose Every fraud, every

00:36:45.670 --> 00:36:49.250
fling, every late night move We exposed, we amused

00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:52.070
Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise

00:36:52.070 --> 00:36:55.289
Side chick news, whole world tuned to the truth

00:36:55.289 --> 00:36:57.730
You can't hide from your man, can't hide from

00:36:57.730 --> 00:37:04.619
this booze Side chick news Breaking, breaking,

00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:07.000
breaking, breaking, breaking Another is complicated

00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:11.059
situation Another we were on a break Expectation,

00:37:11.059 --> 00:37:14.360
explanation If you gotta say we low -key, that's

00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:17.219
the clue You, you, you ain't made, you just headlined

00:37:17.219 --> 00:37:23.480
a fool Woo! Oh yeah! Side chick news, this that

00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:26.539
side chick news Side chick news, right how we

00:37:26.539 --> 00:37:29.519
gon' do this Every fraud, every fling, every

00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:32.940
late night move We exposed, we immune, yeah we

00:37:32.940 --> 00:37:49.380
say it like it is I am turning up. What the hell's

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:52.800
going on? Pop. Turn it up, turn it up. What's

00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:54.619
playing? I didn't even mean for this to happen.

00:37:55.139 --> 00:37:58.679
But I kinda like it. This show's so chaotic.

00:38:01.619 --> 00:38:04.130
It's even better. Did not mean for this to play,

00:38:04.250 --> 00:38:07.449
but. We talking messy today. Let's get the girls

00:38:07.449 --> 00:38:13.449
timeless. Yeah. Mic check. Welcome to the circus.

00:38:13.789 --> 00:38:16.289
All right, we just heard that. Oh, let's do this.

00:38:19.530 --> 00:38:29.349
8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Tweet at me. All

00:38:29.349 --> 00:38:32.250
right, happy radio. You can always email me.

00:38:33.530 --> 00:38:36.769
RyanHobbyRadioGmail .com I am a little sleepy

00:38:36.769 --> 00:38:39.829
right now. Probably because it's cloudy. Even

00:38:39.829 --> 00:38:41.809
though you don't know. Because you're listening

00:38:41.809 --> 00:38:44.650
around the world. So the weather of the area

00:38:44.650 --> 00:38:46.889
does not matter to you. You could be listening

00:38:46.889 --> 00:38:50.909
in Columbia. Snorting cocaine. Or over in cloudy

00:38:50.909 --> 00:38:55.409
England. I don't know. Alrighty. Let's see what

00:38:55.409 --> 00:39:01.440
is going on inside Check Now. Here is everyone's

00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:06.639
favorite, Max Kellerman, talking about why it's

00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:08.699
ridiculous that people obsess over Mike Vrabel

00:39:08.699 --> 00:39:12.079
and Diana Rossini. Again, he's doing the playbook

00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:15.559
of Dan Patrick and Jim Rahm, where they're defending

00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:20.880
their homies. One over 32, the 3 % of the teams

00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:25.539
she covers, there's some kind of bias that might

00:39:25.539 --> 00:39:29.210
show up. Who knows how, but whatever. Yeah, he's

00:39:29.210 --> 00:39:31.309
definitely a plowder. Okay, I'm willing to say,

00:39:31.349 --> 00:39:33.329
okay, that's true, that's legitimate, but that's

00:39:33.329 --> 00:39:35.909
not why people are covering the story. They're

00:39:35.909 --> 00:39:41.429
using that as a bullshit excuse to be titillated.

00:39:41.510 --> 00:39:46.969
Oh, yeah! In a fair, right? I'm so sick of the

00:39:46.969 --> 00:39:50.769
media defending her. She's promiscuous. Literally,

00:39:50.829 --> 00:39:53.750
she had promiscuous girls, one of her top songs.

00:39:55.570 --> 00:39:59.010
Disgusting to me because... Especially the latest.

00:39:59.269 --> 00:40:03.889
It comes across my reels. And I've worked with

00:40:03.889 --> 00:40:12.750
Diana Rossini. I haven't worked with Mike. I

00:40:12.750 --> 00:40:16.769
don't care. He doesn't really seem to get it.

00:40:17.230 --> 00:40:19.030
Maybe that's why he's not on first take anymore.

00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:22.940
Tom Brady is sending a special message on Mother's

00:40:22.940 --> 00:40:26.780
Day. Tom Brady is sending Mother's Day messages

00:40:26.780 --> 00:40:33.619
to Bridget Moynihan, who he cheated on with Gisele

00:40:33.619 --> 00:40:36.400
Bündchen. On May 10th, the athlete takes to his

00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.619
social media to pay tribute to the mothers of

00:40:38.619 --> 00:40:41.260
his children, Bridget Moynihan, with whom he

00:40:41.260 --> 00:40:44.300
shares son Jack. She's so much hotter than Gisele.

00:40:44.860 --> 00:40:47.039
and Giselle Bunchen, with whom he shares kids

00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:50.760
Benjamin and Vivian. Alright, there you go. Happy

00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:54.480
Mother's Day! Did you know Blake Lively is a

00:40:54.480 --> 00:41:12.590
sociopathic brat? Trouble in the crop, trouble

00:41:12.590 --> 00:41:15.530
in the crop top She walks in, drama on tap Cherry

00:41:15.530 --> 00:41:17.869
lip gloss turn like a trap Critic card queen

00:41:17.869 --> 00:41:20.230
in a knock -off bag Smirk so sharp, put a rip

00:41:20.230 --> 00:41:22.289
in the flag Name on the cup, spell wrong, she

00:41:22.289 --> 00:41:25.030
snaps Front row line, but she cut like that Tells

00:41:25.030 --> 00:41:27.110
three lies just to order a drink Winks at your

00:41:27.110 --> 00:41:30.429
man and she says, you blinked Blinked, I blinked

00:41:30.429 --> 00:41:35.590
It's a sociopathic dance Hands in the air, you

00:41:35.590 --> 00:41:38.710
been through that? Just feel your heart, been

00:41:38.710 --> 00:41:43.469
laughing Then text your best friend from your

00:41:43.469 --> 00:41:48.289
place. Blake Lively is a sociopathic rat. Dance,

00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:51.369
dance if you love it when the red flags flash.

00:41:51.889 --> 00:41:56.309
She's so wrong, it's a certified rat. Blake Lively

00:41:56.309 --> 00:41:59.769
is a sociopathic rat. She got all these boys

00:41:59.769 --> 00:42:02.070
on red. Who's up next? Post it on her thread.

00:42:02.190 --> 00:42:04.150
Take your hoodie. Oh, you want that back? Says

00:42:04.150 --> 00:42:06.449
maybe later than forget your ass. Plays nice

00:42:06.449 --> 00:42:08.630
girl to the camera and skit. Then flips cribs

00:42:08.630 --> 00:42:10.630
like a Netflix skit. Cheers in the club. Yeah,

00:42:10.670 --> 00:42:12.909
she staged all that mascara. Lines like a welcome

00:42:12.909 --> 00:42:18.789
mat. Black Lolly is a sociopathic press. Hands

00:42:18.789 --> 00:42:23.409
in the air. You can do that. Just move your heart.

00:42:23.449 --> 00:42:27.389
Then laugh in your face. Then text your best

00:42:27.389 --> 00:42:30.760
friend from your place. Black Lolly. Blake Lively

00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.079
is a sociopathic brat. Dance, dance, dance. You

00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:38.320
love it when the red flags flash. She's so wrong,

00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:43.559
you're a certified fat. Blake Lively is a sociopathic

00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:48.360
brat. She's a loser. Who's that? Who's that?

00:42:48.599 --> 00:42:52.280
Who's that? Who's that? She's too like a trailer.

00:42:52.820 --> 00:42:54.739
Spin around, point where she at. If you spot

00:42:54.739 --> 00:43:15.460
her in the club, better guard your back. Take

00:43:15.460 --> 00:43:18.519
your best friend from your place. Blake Lively

00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:23.880
is a sociopathic man. You love him when the red

00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:28.440
flags flash. He's not wrong, he's a sociopathic

00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:41.349
man. Blake Lively is a sociopathic man. 489 -Hobby.

00:43:41.469 --> 00:43:45.250
I don't know why I said that. 856 -494 -6773.

00:43:46.110 --> 00:43:50.210
You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always

00:43:50.210 --> 00:43:58.849
email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Ryan

00:43:58.849 --> 00:44:04.050
Reynolds is paying tribute to his wife, Blake

00:44:04.050 --> 00:44:09.019
Lively. He is so left, man. She doesn't care

00:44:09.019 --> 00:44:11.659
about you. She's using you like she uses everyone

00:44:11.659 --> 00:44:15.400
else around. Ha! After Ryan penned an emotional

00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:17.579
shout -out to the actress, whom he shares kids

00:44:17.579 --> 00:44:20.380
James, Inez, Betty, and Olin, Damn, that many

00:44:20.380 --> 00:44:23.400
kids. Oh, man, they have the worst mother. Blake

00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:26.739
had the best reaction. As she wrote over a repost

00:44:26.739 --> 00:44:29.039
of Ryan's kind words alongside a heart -faced

00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:31.980
emoji on Instagram Stories May 10th, quote, I

00:44:31.980 --> 00:44:34.880
happen to be pretty fond of you, too. I totally

00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:40.219
love you! Of each other. There is nothing like

00:44:40.219 --> 00:44:42.599
it all about Ryan Reynolds. I thought he was

00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.500
kind of good when he did. I almost said green

00:44:45.500 --> 00:44:47.699
pulling. Well, he didn't. Well, he did Deadpool.

00:44:48.119 --> 00:44:50.219
I thought he was kind of cool then, whatever.

00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:52.300
But he's only cool when he has a script in front

00:44:52.300 --> 00:44:55.840
of him. Without that, he's a douchebag. As for

00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:58.139
what Ryan said about his wife of 13 years in

00:44:58.139 --> 00:44:59.460
the Mother's Day message. Wow, they've been married

00:44:59.460 --> 00:45:02.559
that long. Poor girl. He wrote on his Instagram

00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:04.800
stories alongside two photos of the couple enjoying

00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.559
time in nature. Quote, I appreciate this mother

00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:11.599
beyond measure. Oh, yeah. What is her age? 40?

00:45:11.780 --> 00:45:14.219
She's going to watch them. She is kind. She is

00:45:14.219 --> 00:45:16.639
fearless. She definitely is fearless. She'll

00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:18.480
waste her time with a lawsuit because she doesn't

00:45:18.480 --> 00:45:21.480
like how the movie went. The absolute love of

00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:24.139
my life. And to our four little kids, she's the

00:45:24.139 --> 00:45:26.960
life of their love. That makes no sense. One

00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:29.539
week earlier, Blake returned to the 2026 Met

00:45:29.539 --> 00:45:31.980
Gala hours after news broke of her settlement

00:45:31.980 --> 00:45:34.699
deal with her It Ends With Us director. All right,

00:45:34.699 --> 00:45:39.000
there you go. Whatever. You're the worst. You're

00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:43.019
just irritating. Time for Britney Spears news.

00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:00.679
Talk wild about sex, love dating. Snape beats,

00:46:00.780 --> 00:46:03.659
sun signal, hit the equator. Local boy talk like

00:46:03.659 --> 00:46:06.719
a glowing narrator. Lame luna on the grave, she

00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:09.500
a queen. Her on the board, her on the screen.

00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:12.360
Freeze is free, y 'all fell for the plan. Hope

00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:15.320
ain't spun by the suits, not the fans. Britney

00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:18.380
News is black, crap, crazy, crazy. Y 'all got

00:46:18.380 --> 00:46:20.820
played and the story got hazy. They sold you

00:46:20.820 --> 00:46:22.780
a script, y 'all caught it in cause. But the

00:46:22.780 --> 00:46:25.159
cash came first, she just gave them lies. Britney

00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:27.929
News is black, crap, crazy, crazy. The whole

00:46:27.929 --> 00:46:30.429
time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that dial,

00:46:30.510 --> 00:46:32.869
hoppy touch through the scale Girl watch show,

00:46:32.929 --> 00:46:36.489
buddy talk like fam Go back joints in the cut,

00:46:36.610 --> 00:46:39.570
we vibin' Then we dive deep in the lousy right

00:46:39.570 --> 00:46:43.250
Teen idols push like perfect angles Every tabloid

00:46:43.250 --> 00:46:46.070
angle, all triangles Spin, spin, spin till the

00:46:46.070 --> 00:46:48.869
truths look fake Whole fan base fake like a birthday

00:46:48.869 --> 00:46:51.469
cake You are hashtags, merch, and a wristband

00:46:51.469 --> 00:46:54.489
They were private jets, you were Quintan Bringing

00:46:54.489 --> 00:46:57.989
on this black crap, crazy, crazy Y 'all got played

00:46:57.989 --> 00:47:00.329
and the story got hazed And they sold you a script,

00:47:00.489 --> 00:47:02.869
y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,

00:47:02.989 --> 00:47:04.909
you just gave them a plot My friend he knew this

00:47:04.909 --> 00:47:07.610
black crap craze They wrote the whole plot, y

00:47:07.610 --> 00:47:09.969
'all caught in a maze And turned that dial, Hoppy

00:47:09.969 --> 00:47:12.369
cut through the scams Worldwide show, but he

00:47:12.369 --> 00:47:16.650
talk like damn Who you trust? Them odds Who you

00:47:16.650 --> 00:47:19.769
love? Herb Buggs Lula on the left, Crockett's

00:47:19.769 --> 00:47:22.230
geek that real If it sound too clean, then it

00:47:22.230 --> 00:47:25.070
ain't that real From the bay to the bay of Tokyo

00:47:27.280 --> 00:47:32.260
Different shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

00:47:55.019 --> 00:47:57.559
Britney Spears is opening up about her healing

00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:00.280
journey. Two months after the 44 -year -old was

00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:03.059
arrested for driving under the influence. I need

00:48:03.059 --> 00:48:05.000
to fix that case in a second. I feel like some

00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:06.860
of my friends that got DUIs, their court cases

00:48:06.860 --> 00:48:09.099
go on like a year. It's fixed in two months.

00:48:09.579 --> 00:48:11.599
Subsequently checked herself into a treatment

00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:13.780
facility, Brittany is reflecting on a special

00:48:13.780 --> 00:48:16.579
moment she experienced with her kids Sean and

00:48:16.579 --> 00:48:19.460
Jaden Federline. As she captions a May 10th post

00:48:19.460 --> 00:48:22.679
on Instagram, went to the pet store with my kids.

00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.019
And look at what a beautiful baby snake this

00:48:25.019 --> 00:48:29.199
is. Their baby daddy's a snake too. Snakes are

00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:31.460
symbolic of good health, higher consciousness,

00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:34.539
and pure luck. Alright, you did kind of have

00:48:34.539 --> 00:48:38.380
a lucky career. Once in a lifetime. I did. I

00:48:38.380 --> 00:48:45.039
did. on TNZ. Okay, the plot thickens with Mike

00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:50.159
Rabel and Diana Rossini. Oh, yeah! We have video

00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:54.460
of a very pregnant Diana Rossini with Mike Rabel.

00:48:54.460 --> 00:48:56.980
Now, this is June of 2021. She gives birth to

00:48:56.980 --> 00:49:01.159
her first son in August of 2021. Uh -oh, it's

00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:04.800
behind you. And names him Michael. Oh, hey, hey,

00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:09.860
that's a real... Skank! A common name. It's so

00:49:09.860 --> 00:49:15.239
common, even her boyfriend has it. Spencer Pratt

00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:18.800
went off in the mayoral debate last night. I

00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:22.039
first liked that he was running and everything,

00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.760
but it's reminding me a little too much of Trump.

00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:29.000
I blame this person for burning my house and

00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:31.059
my parents' house and my town and all my neighbors

00:49:31.059 --> 00:49:33.400
down. I am not working with Mayor Bassett. Spencer

00:49:33.400 --> 00:49:36.980
is kidding. Rave reviews after this debate. Yeah,

00:49:37.099 --> 00:49:39.920
Karen Bassett's a hag. I think that if he does

00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:41.800
win, he's going to get in that office the first

00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:43.960
day and be like, oh no, what have I done? He's

00:49:43.960 --> 00:49:45.360
like, I want to put on my hummingbird hat and

00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:50.679
just go away. Robert Downey Jr. is not a fan

00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:56.309
of influencers. Yeah. What a yell. Oh, you're

00:49:56.309 --> 00:49:59.769
an actor riveting. We'll talk about, oh, the

00:49:59.769 --> 00:50:01.550
stars of the future are going to be influencers.

00:50:01.670 --> 00:50:05.469
Yeah, what's your age, dude? You're like, 20

00:50:05.469 --> 00:50:12.150
years left in this plane. It's 61. I go, I don't

00:50:12.150 --> 00:50:15.070
know what world you're living in. Also, it's

00:50:15.070 --> 00:50:17.389
a day of mourning for influencers. Instagram

00:50:17.389 --> 00:50:21.329
added a dislike button. No! I don't like that.

00:50:21.690 --> 00:50:23.489
Oh, are you serious? It hasn't hit my account

00:50:23.489 --> 00:50:25.610
yet. Oh, it'll hit. It'll hit your account for

00:50:25.610 --> 00:50:29.280
sure. It doesn't. Two big premieres last night

00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:32.000
in Hollywood. One was the Martin Short documentary.

00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:34.320
The second one was the Billie Eilish 3D concert

00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:36.579
film. James Cameron was there. He directed the

00:50:36.579 --> 00:50:38.780
film. People were wondering. I don't care about

00:50:38.780 --> 00:50:40.699
Martin Short. He annoys me. There's something

00:50:40.699 --> 00:50:46.309
about him. Happy Hot Topic! Come on down, you're

00:50:46.309 --> 00:50:49.110
the biggest winner on The Price is Right. That's

00:50:49.110 --> 00:50:51.670
what contestant Vanessa from Virginia eventually

00:50:51.670 --> 00:50:54.409
heard on the May 8 episode of the iconic game

00:50:54.409 --> 00:50:58.829
show, taking home more than $240 ,000. I wonder

00:50:58.829 --> 00:51:02.690
what she had to do with taxes. Cash and prizes,

00:51:02.889 --> 00:51:05.190
setting the record for the largest amount won

00:51:05.190 --> 00:51:07.929
in a single pricing match. Ah, so she won a lot

00:51:07.929 --> 00:51:11.210
of money. I wonder how much they copped. No!

00:51:11.550 --> 00:51:16.309
Copy, hot topic! This morning, the burger brawl

00:51:16.309 --> 00:51:21.369
is heating up. That is the most, like, 2018 line

00:51:21.369 --> 00:51:24.250
ever. 2019. Remember the chicken sandwich war?

00:51:25.250 --> 00:51:28.309
That's when it was affordable. It's not a war.

00:51:28.389 --> 00:51:29.849
It's a war between a bunch of millionaires. Who

00:51:29.849 --> 00:51:34.309
cares? As fast food chains supercharge their

00:51:34.309 --> 00:51:37.329
value menus to win over cautious customers facing

00:51:37.329 --> 00:51:40.769
pain at the pump. I filled up my tank $85. That's

00:51:40.769 --> 00:51:43.909
ridiculous. Despite uncertainty from the war,

00:51:44.070 --> 00:51:46.489
McDonald's this week reporting sales grew nearly

00:51:46.489 --> 00:51:50.010
4 % in the U .S. from a year earlier. Whatever.

00:51:51.010 --> 00:51:54.030
Good for you. You guys were at a record low.

00:51:54.090 --> 00:52:03.070
You could only go up. And when I met her, it

00:52:03.070 --> 00:52:05.909
just sort of made sense. Stanley Tucci opened...

00:52:05.909 --> 00:52:08.360
He had a weird voice. I mean, I know I'm not

00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:11.900
one to critique voices, but I just did. ...up

00:52:11.900 --> 00:52:15.139
about the 21 -year age gap between him and his

00:52:15.139 --> 00:52:17.699
wife, Felicity Blunt. She's a hot -ass woman.

00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.679
...on Jenna Bush Hager's Open Book with Jeff

00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:23.940
podcast. The actor reflects on marrying Felicity,

00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:26.840
the sister of His Devil Wears Prada co -star

00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:30.139
Emily Blunt. The 65 -year -old actor shares that

00:52:30.139 --> 00:52:32.719
after losing his first wife, Catherine Tucci,

00:52:32.820 --> 00:52:36.219
to cancer in 2009, he never thought he'd get

00:52:36.219 --> 00:52:51.550
married again. Mother Linda is revealing her

00:52:51.550 --> 00:52:54.369
famous son's secrets, including his government

00:52:54.369 --> 00:52:57.190
name. What is this? It's not Jerry O 'Connell?

00:52:57.690 --> 00:53:00.110
Jerry and his mom stopping by live with Kelly

00:53:00.110 --> 00:53:02.670
and Mark in a May 8th appearance to celebrate

00:53:02.670 --> 00:53:05.230
Mother's Day. However, when the two greeted the

00:53:05.230 --> 00:53:08.190
married hosts, Kelly had this to say. Jerry,

00:53:08.269 --> 00:53:13.909
if that is your name, Jerry O 'Connell, I heard

00:53:13.909 --> 00:53:17.409
through the grapevine that all these years I've

00:53:17.409 --> 00:53:21.110
known you. I've been calling you by a fake name.

00:53:21.489 --> 00:53:25.809
Well, my real name is Michael Jeremiah O 'Connell.

00:53:25.969 --> 00:53:30.409
His grandfather is Jeremiah, and our favorite

00:53:30.409 --> 00:53:34.769
cousin is Jerry DiSapio. Okay. So Jerry was...

00:53:34.769 --> 00:53:38.570
But actually, his real name is Michael Jeremiah

00:53:38.570 --> 00:53:42.869
Witkowski O 'Connell. Yeah, he left that part

00:53:42.869 --> 00:53:48.110
out. Natalie Portman is sharing a rare look at

00:53:48.110 --> 00:53:51.030
her life in Paris, a decade after leaving Los

00:53:51.030 --> 00:53:54.630
Angeles. Ah, she's so freaking hot. The Oscar

00:53:54.630 --> 00:53:56.849
winner is showing off her life as an expecting

00:53:56.849 --> 00:53:59.909
mother in France with Tanguy de Taupe and her

00:53:59.909 --> 00:54:02.550
May 7th carousel. Natalie, who is also mom to

00:54:02.550 --> 00:54:05.010
14 -year -old Olive. There's a comment on a YouTube

00:54:05.010 --> 00:54:06.949
video, Paris looks like the south side of Chicago

00:54:06.949 --> 00:54:09.469
these days. Yeah, I don't think Natalie Portman's

00:54:09.469 --> 00:54:13.670
in that part of Paris. You know right now, she

00:54:13.670 --> 00:54:18.809
might be getting the Eiffel Tower. And nine -year

00:54:18.809 --> 00:54:21.590
-old Amalia with ex -husband Benjamin Millipede.

00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:24.869
He seems like such a dish. Odofer travels at

00:54:24.869 --> 00:54:27.389
various art museums. All right, so she's living

00:54:27.389 --> 00:54:30.909
a life. That's what I would expect from Natalie

00:54:30.909 --> 00:54:37.489
Portman. My name is Earl Starr. Jamie Presley

00:54:37.489 --> 00:54:40.849
is joining OnlyFans. Yeah, it's crazy how this

00:54:40.849 --> 00:54:44.769
show is like 21 years old. What I'm saying is,

00:54:45.420 --> 00:54:48.119
There's a lot of people that are mad she's on

00:54:48.119 --> 00:54:50.820
OnlyFans. A lot of jealous women. Here's the

00:54:50.820 --> 00:54:55.099
thing. Good for her. Am I jealous that she made

00:54:55.099 --> 00:54:57.739
a lot of money in the first week? Yeah. But also,

00:54:57.800 --> 00:55:00.820
the news, like, people don't know that if you're

00:55:00.820 --> 00:55:02.599
doing OnlyFans, it doesn't mean you have clam

00:55:02.599 --> 00:55:06.300
chowder on your face. You can also do OnlyFans

00:55:06.300 --> 00:55:10.940
and just, I don't know, talk to fans. So, we'll

00:55:10.940 --> 00:55:13.550
see how long this lasts. The actress who played

00:55:13.550 --> 00:55:15.289
Joy Turner. Could you imagine if she started

00:55:15.289 --> 00:55:19.809
just doing full on like porn? Played Joy Turner

00:55:19.809 --> 00:55:22.090
on the series. Announced on her Instagram May

00:55:22.090 --> 00:55:25.170
7th. She's joining the spicy platform. Speaking

00:55:25.170 --> 00:55:28.230
on why she decided to join. Jimmy told Variety

00:55:28.230 --> 00:55:30.389
in a statement. I've always believed in evolving

00:55:30.389 --> 00:55:32.670
with the times. This is another way for me to

00:55:32.670 --> 00:55:37.690
connect directly with my audience. On my own

00:55:37.690 --> 00:55:40.809
terms. With creativity and intention. I've loved

00:55:40.809 --> 00:55:43.269
meeting fans at various Comic Cons. I wonder

00:55:43.269 --> 00:55:45.659
if she's ever banged a fan. And the excitement

00:55:45.659 --> 00:55:48.239
of having those real face -to -face moments made

00:55:48.239 --> 00:55:50.659
me want to seek options like OnlyFans. All right,

00:55:50.659 --> 00:55:52.760
there you go. The 48 -year -old is following

00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:55.039
in the footsteps of her longtime friend, Shannon

00:55:55.039 --> 00:55:57.980
Elizabeth. Oh, yeah. They're all doing it. She's

00:55:57.980 --> 00:56:00.920
hotter than Jamie Benoit. He made her OnlyFans

00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:04.739
debut last month. There you go. It's so funny

00:56:04.739 --> 00:56:07.320
to OnlyFans. They're not doing anything. No!

00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:10.940
Happy Hot Topic! Well, let me reset that. They're

00:56:10.940 --> 00:56:14.860
not doing anything I'd pay for. Taylor Swift

00:56:14.860 --> 00:56:17.539
is fighting back. Just over a month after Las

00:56:17.539 --> 00:56:19.940
Vegas performer Marion Wade, whose real name

00:56:19.940 --> 00:56:22.639
is Marion Flagg, sued Taylor over the title of

00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:25.400
her album, The Life of a Showgirl. Alleging the

00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:29.739
name is too similar to Wade's copyrighted confessions

00:56:29.739 --> 00:56:32.519
of a showgirl. Taylor's legal team has responded

00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:34.940
to Wade's motion for preliminary injunction.

00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:38.199
Here's the thing. If this was the other way around,

00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:43.380
they would totally be selling because it's Taylor

00:56:43.380 --> 00:56:47.139
Swift. Taylor, she's protected. Shut up. If it's

00:56:47.139 --> 00:56:49.099
approved, it would bar Taylor from selling any

00:56:49.099 --> 00:56:51.099
merchandise from the life of a showgirl for the

00:56:51.099 --> 00:56:53.139
duration of the lawsuit. And the filing obtained

00:56:53.139 --> 00:56:55.739
by E! News May 7th. E! News loves saying, we

00:56:55.739 --> 00:56:59.800
obtained it. Good for you. Taylor's legal camp

00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:02.380
says the motion in the lawsuit filed March 30th

00:57:02.380 --> 00:57:04.940
should, quote, never have been filed. It is simply

00:57:04.940 --> 00:57:07.360
Ms. Flagg's latest attempt to use Taylor Swift's

00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:09.159
name and intellectual property. I don't want

00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:11.500
to hear about that hag, Taylor. Be honest. I

00:57:11.500 --> 00:57:15.300
don't. I don't ever. Here's another one of them.

00:57:15.739 --> 00:57:22.039
Amy Schumer shares a look inside her dream home

00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:26.980
and the... With no map. User no joke. On May

00:57:26.980 --> 00:57:30.039
7th, the comedian takes to Instagram to post

00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:33.139
photos of her newly designed New York City apartment,

00:57:33.460 --> 00:57:36.380
showing off a stunning space overlooking Central

00:57:36.380 --> 00:57:38.920
Park. The photos feature a massive... All right,

00:57:38.920 --> 00:57:40.860
good for you. You got an apartment. You got a

00:57:40.860 --> 00:57:45.340
house. Well... How brave of you. Holly Madison

00:57:45.340 --> 00:57:47.780
is reflecting on the group sex with Hugh Hefner.

00:57:48.019 --> 00:57:49.739
You know what you're signing up for. I'm still

00:57:49.739 --> 00:57:53.280
sick of these promiscuous women from the 2000s.

00:57:53.699 --> 00:57:56.219
Does it not mind being a part of the orgies?

00:57:56.219 --> 00:57:57.539
We're not going to even play the clip. I already

00:57:57.539 --> 00:58:00.480
talked about it earlier. Here's the thing. You

00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:02.219
can talk all you want about the man after he's

00:58:02.219 --> 00:58:04.059
dead. You didn't say it when he was alive. You

00:58:04.059 --> 00:58:09.239
didn't have the guts on, honey. Especially when

00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:12.860
he was up in your guts. If you've been waiting

00:58:12.860 --> 00:58:15.599
for Nintendo Switch 2 to maybe go down a little

00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:17.840
bit in price, your wait's going to continue.

00:58:18.079 --> 00:58:20.239
It's never going to go down. Nintendo is actually

00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:23.699
raising the cost of the gaming console to $500.

00:58:27.860 --> 00:58:31.539
Are you out of your mind? Wow, we're getting

00:58:31.539 --> 00:58:34.760
screwed in this room. Thanks, guys. I really

00:58:34.760 --> 00:58:39.719
appreciate it, boomers. I'm so grateful for you

00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:45.630
guys. He's the voice of a generation that got

00:58:45.630 --> 00:58:48.150
screwed by the baby boomers. Welcome back to

00:58:48.150 --> 00:58:51.829
Hoppy Hour. Survivor Season 49 winner Savannah

00:58:51.829 --> 00:58:54.829
Louie reveals the cost of her big win. After

00:58:54.829 --> 00:58:57.730
Survivor Season 49 winner Savannah Louie claimed

00:58:57.730 --> 00:59:00.710
the title of Sole Survivor and the $1 million...

00:59:00.710 --> 00:59:03.750
Sole Survivor! Might as well have that dumb song.

00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:07.639
Prize that came along with it. She recently reveals

00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:11.420
that she had to pay about $380 ,000 of her winnings

00:59:11.420 --> 00:59:15.139
in taxes. That sucks. I didn't even know they

00:59:15.139 --> 00:59:17.460
didn't pay her all that million. Savannah says

00:59:17.460 --> 00:59:20.260
on the May 6th episode of the Financial Tea with

00:59:20.260 --> 00:59:23.579
Mrs. Dow Jones podcast, it was like a punch to

00:59:23.579 --> 00:59:25.659
the gut because that's more money than I have

00:59:25.659 --> 00:59:28.980
ever made in a year by far. Even though the 32

00:59:28.980 --> 00:59:31.139
-year -old notes the amount she paid as a Georgia

00:59:31.139 --> 00:59:33.260
resident was less than what winners from other

00:59:33.260 --> 00:59:34.880
states like California California would have

00:59:34.880 --> 00:59:38.199
to pay, she adds, to sign a check over essentially

00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:41.800
for that high. It was unreal. It hurts. Yeah.

00:59:42.659 --> 00:59:46.139
I don't like this country. I really don't. I'm

00:59:46.139 --> 00:59:51.000
doing everything in my power to suppress all

00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.300
of my tics constantly. Billie Eilish is getting

00:59:53.300 --> 00:59:56.260
candid about her experience with Tourette's syndrome.

00:59:56.659 --> 01:00:01.079
Yeah, I did not know that she has it. She hides

01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:04.099
it pretty well. during an appearance on amy poehler's

01:00:04.099 --> 01:00:07.480
podcast good hang the singer oh it's a good hang

01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:11.719
who was diagnosed with the condition as a child

01:00:11.719 --> 01:00:14.400
opens up about navigating life with tourette's

01:00:14.400 --> 01:00:17.019
syndrome and the way she suppresses her tics

01:00:17.019 --> 01:00:19.619
to not be quote distracting during on -camera

01:00:19.619 --> 01:00:23.920
interviews i have vocal tics but luckily for

01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:26.599
me and for everyone else they're mostly just

01:00:26.599 --> 01:00:29.219
noises Here's the thing. When she says everybody

01:00:29.219 --> 01:00:32.079
else, she's saying like as if her vocal tics

01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:35.059
are a problem. Babe, they're not. And I can keep

01:00:35.059 --> 01:00:36.699
them pretty quiet. When I'm in an interview,

01:00:36.900 --> 01:00:39.780
I'm doing everything in my power to suppress

01:00:39.780 --> 01:00:45.119
all. I'm glad you have it figured out. There's

01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:47.780
no beef. I have no beef. Carrie Underwood claps

01:00:47.780 --> 01:00:51.420
back at the Nikki Glaser feud rumors. There's

01:00:51.420 --> 01:00:55.320
definitely a fear between them. I bet women do

01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:59.849
not trust Nikki. A week after fans started speculating

01:00:59.849 --> 01:01:02.710
about tension between the singer and the comedian

01:01:02.710 --> 01:01:06.150
from their judges panel for American Idol's Taylor

01:01:06.150 --> 01:01:08.909
Swift night, Carey is now setting the record

01:01:08.909 --> 01:01:11.630
straight. During a May 6th interview with Sirius

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:15.010
XM, the Before He Cheats singer shut down the

01:01:15.010 --> 01:01:17.610
drama, explaining, Because I feel like if you

01:01:17.610 --> 01:01:21.389
have two ladies in the same room together, somebody's

01:01:21.389 --> 01:01:23.769
going to try to make something of it. All right,

01:01:23.789 --> 01:01:28.719
but there's definitely something there. Rita

01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:31.880
Wilson opens up about what she's grateful for

01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:34.719
following her battle with breast cancer everything

01:01:35.480 --> 01:01:37.639
In a May 9th interview with People magazine,

01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:41.079
the actress reflects on her 2015 breast cancer

01:01:41.079 --> 01:01:44.539
diagnosis and says undergoing a double mastectomy

01:01:44.539 --> 01:01:47.760
soon after shifted her perspective, explaining,

01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:50.219
these parts of your body that had been there

01:01:50.219 --> 01:01:53.039
for you in such a beautiful way were gone. That

01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:56.940
sucks. 69 -year -old goes on to share how grateful

01:01:56.940 --> 01:01:59.900
she is for modern medicine, including reconstruction

01:01:59.900 --> 01:02:03.019
and implants. Yeah, it's like, where are my boobies?

01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:05.400
Adding that women in her mother's generation

01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:08.639
didn't have those same options. All right, well,

01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:13.960
sorry about that, babe. The world is mad at the

01:02:13.960 --> 01:02:15.300
fact that I'm in a polyamorous relationship.

01:02:15.539 --> 01:02:18.239
No one cares, Neal. I don't know what you think

01:02:18.239 --> 01:02:21.829
you're doing. Santa's your night. EO is getting

01:02:21.829 --> 01:02:24.809
candid about the effects of his polyamorous relationship.

01:02:25.449 --> 01:02:27.449
I wonder if the other women are out to date other

01:02:27.449 --> 01:02:29.809
guys or if it's that controlling thing narcissists

01:02:29.809 --> 01:02:31.670
do where it's like, I can bang other women, but

01:02:31.670 --> 01:02:35.210
you can't bang other people. During an interview

01:02:35.210 --> 01:02:38.409
on the Sorry We're Cyrus podcast, hosted by Tish

01:02:38.409 --> 01:02:41.090
and Brandy Cyrus, the artist reveals that he's

01:02:41.090 --> 01:02:43.670
lost out on work due to people not agreeing with

01:02:43.670 --> 01:02:47.550
his love life. Yeah, here's what it is. He was

01:02:47.550 --> 01:02:49.989
in that marriage where he cheated on his wife

01:02:49.989 --> 01:02:54.269
all the time. So now he's trying to make it seem

01:02:54.269 --> 01:02:57.829
like, I'm a changed man. I've accepted what I

01:02:57.829 --> 01:03:02.550
wanted. The world is mad at the fact that I'm

01:03:02.550 --> 01:03:05.389
in a polyamorous relationship. They are? There

01:03:05.389 --> 01:03:08.869
are people upset. No one cares. Every time I

01:03:08.869 --> 01:03:10.530
see the gas prices when I'm driving down the

01:03:10.530 --> 01:03:12.650
road and it goes up in price, I'm not thinking,

01:03:12.730 --> 01:03:14.210
oh, we're getting screwed as a road. I'm going,

01:03:14.269 --> 01:03:17.030
damn it. Neo's in a polyamorous relationship.

01:03:17.309 --> 01:03:21.469
Shut up. There's deals that I missed out on because

01:03:21.469 --> 01:03:24.550
they're like... Maybe you missed out on the deals

01:03:24.550 --> 01:03:26.730
because you have not had a song in like 15 years.

01:03:27.690 --> 01:03:30.610
Oh, if we can get behind the whole polyamorous...

01:03:30.610 --> 01:03:35.650
It's like, okay, what? With the what? Back to

01:03:35.650 --> 01:03:38.409
Neo, who's currently in a relationship with girlfriends

01:03:38.409 --> 01:03:41.250
Arielle, Monet, and Christina. Hopefully their

01:03:41.250 --> 01:03:43.769
cycles are not aligned. Or that'd be a nine.

01:03:44.489 --> 01:03:46.789
Adds that he's not sure why his personal life

01:03:46.789 --> 01:03:49.150
matters. It's almost like you can be a great

01:03:49.150 --> 01:03:51.889
person. Why is the reporter reading the quote

01:03:51.889 --> 01:03:53.650
when they can just play the quote? These reporters

01:03:53.650 --> 01:03:57.429
make way too much about them. You can show respect

01:03:57.429 --> 01:04:00.090
and appreciation, but the second you do something

01:04:00.090 --> 01:04:03.510
that they don't agree with, cancel. Well, maybe

01:04:03.510 --> 01:04:06.909
make some new music. I mean, you're not a bad

01:04:06.909 --> 01:04:14.369
singer. Happy Hot Topic, Mr. Independent. Justin

01:04:14.369 --> 01:04:16.489
Timberlake is giving a shout out to the special

01:04:16.489 --> 01:04:22.429
women in his life. On May 10th, the singer takes

01:04:22.429 --> 01:04:24.769
to his Instagram to pay tribute to his wife,

01:04:24.869 --> 01:04:27.889
Jessica Biel, in honor of a Mother's Day. In

01:04:27.889 --> 01:04:30.030
the first picture, Justin and Jessica can be

01:04:30.030 --> 01:04:32.630
seen standing from behind with their son Silas

01:04:32.630 --> 01:04:35.329
and Phineas. The singer follows up with a sweet

01:04:35.329 --> 01:04:38.070
selfie of the two as Jessica cuddles up to his

01:04:38.070 --> 01:04:44.219
chest. You know he cheated on her right after

01:04:44.219 --> 01:04:50.199
that. Turning now to a star -packed show of support

01:04:50.199 --> 01:04:53.000
for another TV host, Stephen Colbert. With just

01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:55.460
eight shows to go, we have a list of some of

01:04:55.460 --> 01:04:58.199
his final guests. And it's a who's who of late

01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:01.719
night legends. Yuck. Force 5 is the name of our

01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:04.159
podcast. I love that there's no late night wars.

01:05:04.460 --> 01:05:07.659
I love that. Yeah, because no one cares. Oh,

01:05:07.699 --> 01:05:11.420
late night TV's so rad. We all just pull for

01:05:11.420 --> 01:05:13.599
each other. I don't think it'll be the last time

01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:15.659
you'll see the Strikeforce 5 in the same room.

01:05:16.820 --> 01:05:19.199
Monday, Colbert will welcome his former podcast

01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:22.320
co -hosts, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,

01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:25.260
and John Oliver. No, thank you. I will not be

01:05:25.260 --> 01:05:27.619
watching that. And every liberal will be like,

01:05:27.659 --> 01:05:30.920
it's so impactful. It's not. No one cares. Not

01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:44.389
guys. Oh, yeah. Last night in New York. Next.

01:05:44.690 --> 01:05:49.429
Mm -hmm. Did this thing. They swept it. Fought

01:05:49.429 --> 01:05:57.420
up in 76ers. It was great. I like Jalen Bronson.

01:05:57.420 --> 01:05:59.480
He played against my high school growing up.

01:05:59.860 --> 01:06:03.079
When I was a senior and he was a freshman. And

01:06:03.079 --> 01:06:07.739
he crushed us. Right down in there. He knew that

01:06:07.739 --> 01:06:10.760
kid was going to go far. He knew he was going

01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:15.480
places. So there's a funny news clip going around.

01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:19.119
So last night, the Knicks won. Let me turn this

01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:22.960
off. The Knicks won. In Philadelphia. And we

01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:26.139
all know Philadelphia fans are scumbags. So here's

01:06:26.139 --> 01:06:31.380
a news report. So they lost. The 76ers lost to

01:06:31.380 --> 01:06:34.139
the Knicks in Philadelphia. Game four. They didn't

01:06:34.139 --> 01:06:37.679
win one playoff game. It was never really close.

01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:41.760
Pretty much it would have been a better series

01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:44.000
had the Celtics not blown a 3 -1 lead. Still

01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:45.800
can't believe they did that. Here's what I'm

01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:48.960
saying. So Philadelphia is always the fan base

01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:52.800
of scumbags. They got their own karma. Because

01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:56.039
all the Knicks fans interrogated this live report.

01:06:57.260 --> 01:07:01.800
Right here. I'm inside Xfinity Mobile Arena tonight,

01:07:01.920 --> 01:07:07.699
Cheyenne. This game was brutal. So it shows the

01:07:07.699 --> 01:07:13.780
reporter in the area outside of the arena. Just

01:07:13.780 --> 01:07:16.639
being surrounded by guys like it's a bang bus.

01:07:19.239 --> 01:07:36.139
You can add a browser's logo. I ain't gonna lie,

01:07:36.199 --> 01:07:38.599
this is a Mother's Day massacre. I left my mom,

01:07:38.760 --> 01:07:40.460
you know what I mean? It's been some thinking

01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:43.329
that I'm going down with the shit, but... You

01:07:43.329 --> 01:07:45.889
stupid. Go hang out with your mom. They were

01:07:45.889 --> 01:07:48.690
down 3 -0. There's never been an NBA team that's

01:07:48.690 --> 01:08:02.489
come back from 3 -0. Ah, it sucks. Good. You're

01:08:02.489 --> 01:08:08.289
a city of clowns. You're all morons. Good. I'm

01:08:08.289 --> 01:08:10.650
glad you're quiet. It was game six a few years

01:08:10.650 --> 01:08:13.110
ago when the Knicks beat us here and we walked

01:08:13.110 --> 01:08:14.989
out and they were chanting like this. It's worse.

01:08:15.309 --> 01:08:19.270
Yeah. Now you know how it feels. And then here's

01:08:19.270 --> 01:08:24.350
Joel Embiid. Shut up. He brought his kid. Don't

01:08:24.350 --> 01:08:30.189
you be likable after choking. Daughter down to

01:08:30.189 --> 01:08:32.670
sleep. Y 'all can ask me all the questions y

01:08:32.670 --> 01:08:37.010
'all want tomorrow. Let's go. Joel, towards over

01:08:37.010 --> 01:08:42.539
here. He's just so soft. He doesn't care. He

01:08:42.539 --> 01:08:47.659
brought his kid. Victor Wimby got... However

01:08:47.659 --> 01:08:50.199
you say the name. He got kicked out of the game.

01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:55.140
Against the Timberwolves. And the Timberwolves

01:08:55.140 --> 01:08:59.079
tied the series. So that was not a shining moment

01:08:59.079 --> 01:09:14.119
for them. Time for Tampa Bay News. We about to

01:09:14.119 --> 01:09:16.939
go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive.

01:09:17.180 --> 01:09:19.220
From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy

01:09:19.220 --> 01:09:21.539
moves. We got stories hotter than the flow of

01:09:21.539 --> 01:09:24.220
the waves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin.

01:09:24.600 --> 01:09:45.329
All happy hour when the real begins. Welcome

01:09:45.329 --> 01:09:47.470
back to 10 Tampa Bay News this weekend. Tonight,

01:09:47.630 --> 01:09:50.909
the Tampa Bay Bacon Festival took over Wynn Derby

01:09:50.909 --> 01:09:53.170
in St. Louis. So that was fun. They had the bacon

01:09:53.170 --> 01:09:55.909
fest that enters us. Well, Tampa Police Department

01:09:55.909 --> 01:09:58.390
leaders say an officer has been relieved of duty

01:09:58.390 --> 01:10:01.609
after he was arrested on suspected DUI last night.

01:10:02.109 --> 01:10:06.630
Loser! TBD says they found Kevin Cazaza at a

01:10:06.630 --> 01:10:10.149
traffic stop on I -275 near MLK Boulevard. He

01:10:10.149 --> 01:10:12.789
had been hired last year and had yet... Yet to

01:10:12.789 --> 01:10:15.369
complete his probationary training. So I don't

01:10:15.369 --> 01:10:19.630
think he'll be hired. It's time for Fresno News.

01:10:20.449 --> 01:10:23.569
You never know what might come up now. Mm -hmm.

01:10:41.590 --> 01:11:10.659
We'll see you next time. We'll be right back.

01:11:59.020 --> 01:12:03.479
I do shout out. What the fuck was that? I can't

01:12:03.479 --> 01:12:08.000
even talk. Amazon is putting the brakes on e

01:12:08.000 --> 01:12:10.119
-bikes deemed illegal in the state of California.

01:12:10.279 --> 01:12:13.020
The online retail giant confirmed it will stop

01:12:13.020 --> 01:12:15.460
selling electric bikes that exceed state speed

01:12:15.460 --> 01:12:19.319
limits. That's good. Now let's end the show.

01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:23.859
This is kind of a dreary, drowsy Monday show,

01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:35.369
but let's end it with Cleveland News. We'll be

01:12:35.369 --> 01:13:56.659
right back. Oops. We'll be right back. Happy

01:13:56.659 --> 01:14:00.220
Hot Topic! Well, for thousands of Northeast Ohio

01:14:00.220 --> 01:14:02.819
families, they soon could be wondering how they

01:14:02.819 --> 01:14:05.579
will feed their children. Ah, it's good. Glad

01:14:05.579 --> 01:14:08.779
this country's doing so well. Four weeks away

01:14:08.779 --> 01:14:11.359
now from a new federal deadline that changes

01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:14.319
the guidelines for getting those benefits. First

01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:16.560
of four, Katie Tercik spoke with one mom who's

01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:19.970
really worried about the future. Go to work.

01:14:20.189 --> 01:14:22.270
I think if I didn't have Snap, it would be a

01:14:22.270 --> 01:14:26.109
big financial crash for me. Like I said, I use

01:14:26.109 --> 01:14:28.590
Snap to support my son, to make healthy meals.

01:14:28.850 --> 01:14:30.810
For Constance Loper, Well, no one forced you

01:14:30.810 --> 01:14:33.529
to have kids. Stakes are real. The 20 -year -old

01:14:33.529 --> 01:14:36.130
is a mom and a full -time college student. Well,

01:14:36.149 --> 01:14:38.609
that was a dumb choice to have kids. She helped

01:14:38.609 --> 01:14:41.550
support herself. So there's that. I didn't notice

01:14:41.550 --> 01:14:49.170
this. My dad taught me to do, um... Tried to

01:14:49.170 --> 01:14:52.590
fight back. I got my stuff and I got out of there

01:14:52.590 --> 01:14:56.170
as quick as possible. A horrible situation no

01:14:56.170 --> 01:14:58.310
one should endure. A woman sexually assaulted

01:14:58.310 --> 01:15:01.090
on a first date. Good evening. Thanks for joining

01:15:01.090 --> 01:15:02.869
us. I'm Tiffany Tucker. And I'm Brian Duffy.

01:15:02.930 --> 01:15:05.670
Now, the former Cleveland police officer convicted

01:15:05.670 --> 01:15:11.050
of that sexual assault is back in jail after

01:15:11.050 --> 01:15:14.109
allegedly breaking the law once again. One of

01:15:14.109 --> 01:15:16.829
his former victims continues to speak out, hoping

01:15:16.829 --> 01:15:20.439
to encourage others. To come forward. Oh, well.

01:15:21.060 --> 01:15:25.859
That's the most Cleveland headline ever. This

01:15:25.859 --> 01:16:05.060
world's fucked up. They used to harbor it here.

01:16:05.220 --> 01:16:07.899
We think this is ours. It could be worse, though.

01:16:07.920 --> 01:16:12.319
At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.

01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:14.939
The masses, sports, you know, keep people from

01:16:14.939 --> 01:16:16.739
looking at their own lives and realizing how

01:16:16.739 --> 01:16:19.680
bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,

01:16:19.800 --> 01:16:24.479
if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange

01:16:24.479 --> 01:16:28.279
and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I

01:16:28.279 --> 01:16:40.149
live in Cleveland. You're looking at your tiny

01:16:40.149 --> 01:16:41.710
little house that you can't afford because of

01:16:41.710 --> 01:16:43.710
the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

01:16:43.710 --> 01:16:45.829
sloppy kids who will have diabetes by the time

01:16:45.829 --> 01:16:47.350
they're eight because they live on corn syrup

01:16:47.350 --> 01:16:51.470
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated

01:16:51.470 --> 01:16:53.310
mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with

01:16:53.310 --> 01:16:55.470
her front butt spilling out over the top of her

01:16:55.470 --> 01:16:58.529
ass and she's like, I'm going to go shoot myself

01:16:58.529 --> 01:17:04.529
and my pregnant homegirl daughter, right? Do

01:17:04.529 --> 01:17:07.850
you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?

01:17:08.069 --> 01:17:26.689
Not at all. Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!

01:17:27.270 --> 01:17:48.970
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! what you look

01:17:48.970 --> 01:17:52.289
like on the outside, whether you're white, or

01:17:52.289 --> 01:17:56.170
black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow

01:17:56.170 --> 01:17:59.409
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the

01:17:59.409 --> 01:18:03.649
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

01:18:03.670 --> 01:18:05.630
the rules are different. Forget it, meanwhile.

01:18:06.270 --> 01:18:09.529
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

01:18:10.750 --> 01:18:12.970
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

01:18:12.970 --> 01:18:14.710
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

01:18:14.710 --> 01:18:23.939
a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

01:18:23.939 --> 01:18:52.479
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! $9 ,000 prostitute, please.

01:18:52.920 --> 01:18:56.600
Oh, did they have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good,

01:18:56.699 --> 01:18:59.100
and if you got an albino, send her up, too, and

01:18:59.100 --> 01:19:01.720
in, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so

01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.220
get them up there. I had, like, half a bottle

01:19:04.220 --> 01:19:08.039
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

01:19:08.039 --> 01:19:31.920
of chicken. Oh, the What scientific disciplines?

01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:36.819
Really? Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?

01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:40.539
I just thought that was a nickname. You know,

01:19:40.539 --> 01:19:50.180
like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're

01:19:50.180 --> 01:19:54.920
stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop?

01:19:54.979 --> 01:20:11.689
Have you turned on the TV lately? No, why? We

01:20:11.689 --> 01:20:15.689
love sack -flashers! Oh, it's a sack -a -sack!

01:20:16.390 --> 01:20:18.949
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01:20:18.949 --> 01:20:21.430
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01:20:21.869 --> 01:20:26.829
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01:20:26.829 --> 01:20:28.750
get this free sack -flashers cold sack. Operators

01:20:28.750 --> 01:20:30.750
are standing by. You'll be nuts to pass up on

01:20:30.750 --> 01:20:34.229
this offer. I mean, someone in a shirt, in a

01:20:34.229 --> 01:20:40.670
nightlight or something. Ooh! Now, that's a good...

01:20:40.670 --> 01:20:43.750
No, not that specific. But why? That's how I

01:20:43.750 --> 01:20:46.989
met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved him

01:20:46.989 --> 01:20:49.149
a good butt hole. I told you not, never, ever,

01:20:49.170 --> 01:20:51.729
not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's

01:20:51.729 --> 01:20:54.369
name in the house again. I don't think he said

01:20:54.369 --> 01:20:57.390
his name. Some of us were a little too busy banging

01:20:57.390 --> 01:21:00.689
the exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

01:21:00.689 --> 01:21:03.029
him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you raised

01:21:03.029 --> 01:21:04.930
him down hell down at the library. Yeah, you

01:21:04.930 --> 01:21:14.520
know I did. You're going to destroy A real live

01:21:14.520 --> 01:21:17.880
robot? Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's

01:21:17.880 --> 01:21:21.899
costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't

01:21:21.899 --> 01:21:24.920
look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.

01:21:56.199 --> 01:22:02.960
Uh -huh. And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy

01:22:02.960 --> 01:22:16.060
Hour. It's time for hockey in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio

01:22:16.060 --> 01:22:18.800
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:32.720
had Taco Bell before. As a reminder, if you don't

01:22:32.720 --> 01:22:35.039
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:22:35.039 --> 01:22:37.800
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:22:37.800 --> 01:22:40.180
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:23:00.690 --> 01:23:03.050
Yeah, I'll leave that to them dudes that shoot

01:23:03.050 --> 01:23:05.489
boots I'd rather roll through with a new crew

01:23:05.489 --> 01:23:09.109
With chicks that get 200 to do shoots Then I'll

01:23:09.109 --> 01:23:11.329
shoot a doobie while we listen to Smooth Room

01:23:11.329 --> 01:23:14.310
Dude, I tried to told you I'm hot like magma

01:23:14.310 --> 01:23:17.130
Keep a make, I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum

01:23:17.130 --> 01:23:19.430
Near the stash of the Magnums Never know which

01:23:19.430 --> 01:23:21.770
one I'ma use Right there, I got a couple people

01:23:21.770 --> 01:23:40.720
confused It's back, never lose, it's back My

01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:43.079
mom said I was a walking felony Cause I kept

01:23:43.079 --> 01:24:20.369
16s in the closet like Kelly And when you see

01:24:20.369 --> 01:24:22.989
your boy out, bow down and kiss the ring When

01:24:22.989 --> 01:24:25.029
it's who about myself, I ain't worried about

01:24:25.029 --> 01:24:27.869
a thing This is Shaq City, man, where the f***

01:24:27.869 --> 01:24:30.590
you from? Shit can't go up, she ain't gobbling

01:24:30.590 --> 01:24:33.770
My pilot supreme told me close hard on these

01:24:33.770 --> 01:24:36.229
monkeys I hit pro gyms and told them make my

01:24:36.229 --> 01:25:21.329
way You can say the drama like support war Put

01:25:21.329 --> 01:25:24.069
your life on pause like a comma Who you cuttin'

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this party going and going. You can hear the

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often treated like they are different. Believe

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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at age 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People with autism have

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no... Makin' all the hoes get down They the big

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man, makin' change swang Them center players

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gon' do the damn thing I'm in this club, takin'

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over streets Takin' over man, let them go without

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a beat Got them on charge, got them on lock Everywhere

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we go, guaranteed to build a spot Message to

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them haters, primers, say them gators Oh, it's

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gon' blaze, and nothin' is gonna save ya That's

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on the streets, that's on the beat If you wanna

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bounce, that's everyone to me. City shot time,

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where I pull it down. Ain't no limit, drop a

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piece about a pound. I ain't even drivin', I'm

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just fuckin' loud pippin' Slide off in the club,

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spend a mannish in the 50's Don't rest, don't

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gain, I'm a striker, I'm a lefty What it is,

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what it do, what it do? Come on, shout it, let

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me see you get loose You bought a shoe, get some

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great gold with you Let me put no chasers in

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my drink. I want two hot liggas, pimp. Smoke,

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yank, smoke, yank. People say bitch. Smoke, yank,

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smoke, yank. People say bitch. All on the earth.

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I don't need girls. Bitch, y 'all slurring. Nothing

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in my cup. Shit, it's all girl. Y 'all hiding

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the motherfucker making up words. Nigga like

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men. I like them light skin. Two by the time.

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Now I'm 20, 10, 20. Tony Gray, too. I can't wait

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to see them spin. Say the We be getting broke

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down. We be getting broke down. Kenny's out.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I

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do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday,

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do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday,

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do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday,

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do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday.

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I do it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts

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Send me fans, just do it in the worst way I'm

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a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch

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me on the dance floor, throwin' at my birthplace

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sign on. We're gonna come back and I'll be out

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and keep this party going. Hello again. It's

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your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammering Hank.

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I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a

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condition known as autism. That's right. It's

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a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can

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strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People

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with autism normally have difficulties in verbal

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and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

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and leisure activities. In a recent study, people

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with autism I beat Josh by having 11 friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:40:31.159 --> 01:40:33.500
an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit AutismStreet

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.org. This is Amber and Hank, and I appreciate

01:40:46.800 --> 01:40:50.529
your kindness. It's a joke, we're playing cool

01:40:50.529 --> 01:40:52.729
breaks Hoppy's album, almost done Feels like

01:40:52.729 --> 01:40:55.510
robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic Droppin'

01:40:55.510 --> 01:40:57.729
wisdom through screams Syndicated Skaro, now

01:40:57.729 --> 01:41:00.710
it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy album's

01:41:00.710 --> 01:41:03.850
comin' still close Radio hits, made it like a

01:41:03.850 --> 01:41:07.029
Wilson pose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the

01:41:07.029 --> 01:41:10.010
air But we keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so

01:41:10.010 --> 01:41:20.000
unfair The laughter's growin' dim Ear drums mixin'

01:41:20.000 --> 01:41:23.479
happy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts

01:41:23.479 --> 01:41:25.500
hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

01:41:25.500 --> 01:41:28.939
like shadows in the heat The happy hour is comin'

01:41:29.079 --> 01:41:32.220
to a close Radio waves spinnin' like a wiltin'

01:41:32.220 --> 01:41:35.479
rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But

01:41:35.479 --> 01:41:38.399
we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair

01:41:38.399 --> 01:41:46.399
Oh life wasn't what the laughter's growin' dim

01:41:57.660 --> 01:42:20.350
Outro Music Like clockwork to a show Now it's

01:42:20.350 --> 01:42:22.989
time to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot

01:42:22.989 --> 01:42:26.109
Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void

01:42:26.109 --> 01:42:29.510
left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line

01:42:29.510 --> 01:42:37.329
Empty speakers silenced I'm coming to an end

01:42:37.329 --> 01:42:39.430
Like a rollercoaster stopping While the rivers

01:42:39.430 --> 01:42:42.550
bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind

01:42:42.550 --> 01:42:45.289
Now silence will remember Thoughts we can't rewind

01:42:45.289 --> 01:42:53.449
Put a hoppy hour in Laughter and joy dissolving

01:42:53.449 --> 01:42:56.449
in the air will keep the rhythm Oh life's just

01:42:56.449 --> 01:43:00.390
so unfair All the art is coming to a close Radio

01:43:00.390 --> 01:43:03.750
waves near like a whirlpool Laughter and joy

01:43:03.750 --> 01:43:06.829
dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm Oh

01:43:06.829 --> 01:43:28.500
life's just so unfair And like that. You probably

01:43:28.500 --> 01:43:31.960
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:43:32.239 --> 01:43:38.199
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:43:39.340 --> 01:43:51.579
Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:44:04.199 --> 01:44:08.420
This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,

01:44:08.500 --> 01:44:10.359
and God bless America.