Bunnie XO Ex Responds To Hoppe (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.23.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. And I could not believe this. How much

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of a cloud -chasing loser is BonnieXO's husband

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that he's making TikTok videos saying he wants

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her back? Are you serious, dude? You make all

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men look bad. You have no game. Yeah, I get it.

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Sometimes you romanticize your ex. I do. And

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I bet Bonnie XO's fun in bed. I get it. She's

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hot. But do you really want her back, dude? She

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got plowed by Jolly Roll. That should be horrifying

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enough. Oh, but I miss her. You're a beta male

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dummy. You should never want somebody back after

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you break up with them. Never. Think about that

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fatty before he cheated and took Ozempic and

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cheated on her. Imagine him on top of her flowing

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high. You want that back? Have at it. You're

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a beta male idiot. What's up, y 'all? What's

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up, man? This morning, comedian Carlos Mencia

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under arrest. All right, I heard about Carlos.

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It's on my Instagram. I met him 10 years ago

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on a college show. I'm going to whip somebody's

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ass. No, but he's nice enough, but he's an idiot.

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Why do celebrities think they can cheat taxes?

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You can cheat on your wife all you want. But

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you're never going to beat the IRS, you idiot.

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Accused of not paying taxes on nearly $9 million

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of income. He'll steal your jokes and your money.

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It's actually called a smartphone market because

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it's going to make you smarter. Ha ha ha. Hell

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yes. So what? Stand -up comedian is now charged

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with 12 felony counts. Prosecutors allege he

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failed to file personal and business tax returns

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between... Man, he has, like, a lot of poses.

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Like, his, like, hand over his mouth. It's like,

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God, yeah, dude. In 2019 and 2024, resulting

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in more than $300 ,000 in unpaid California state

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taxes. Why would that not go unnoticed, you idiot?

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No wonder your career peaked in 07. You're dumb.

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He is on the California Franchise Tax Board's

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list of the 500 greatest tax delinquents in both

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personal and corporate income categories. Yeah,

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it's not the category you want to be on. You're

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never on the list of best comedians, so this

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is the best you can do. The California Franchise

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Tax Board allegedly sent Mencia 78 payment notices,

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but they... Yeah, yeah. He doesn't check his

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mail. Because he's crying that rug and scoring

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his ass. Claim he never responded. Mencia began

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doing stand -up in the 1980s in Los Angeles.

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I'm so sorry! And in the early 2000s, became

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one of the most popular comics in the country.

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I'm so embarrassed that in middle school I liked

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Mind of Mencia. I'm an idiot! Gotta talk about

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this because, of course, it's tax day. during

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a 2007 show he talked about how he thought taxes

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were important Maybe I'm different, but I believe

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that taxes... He might get prison time, dude.

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...are a good thing, because they're the only

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reason that keeps us from becoming a third world

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country like the one that most of us left to

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be in this great country in the first place.

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Yeah, and he's doing this post, too, where he's

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got his hands all out. You're an idiot, dude!

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You stole jokes from Rogan, who's a good podcaster,

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but a terrible comedian. Has not commented on

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the latest. Yeah, I'm pretty sure his lawyer

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told him to shut up. And for the first time ever,

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he was actually quiet. Idiot. Dummy. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my mic's hot. Baby. I'm hot all night. All

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right, yeah, you know, God, it's great, whatever.

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All right, let's get this show going right now.

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It's Tuesday. Mm -hmm. Whatever. Let me press

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this button right here. And now, back to the

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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97

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FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.

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Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.

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You ready? One, two, three, go. Welcome to Happy

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Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's

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mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome

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back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now.

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What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,

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the whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll

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hit it. All right. was so big. And now for something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only

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on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My frickin'

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inbox still up. I made a post about being a cat

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dad. And Kristen Burt, the very lovely Dancing

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with the Stars reporter out of LA, who I worked

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with when I worked with Tom Bernard, said, you

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are a certified cat dad. In that same post, I

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discussed getting a vasectomy. And somebody messaged

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me, this woman named AAR, who's on Snapchat.

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She said, why'd you get a vasectomy? I don't

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know. I don't want kids. If it would have worked,

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one of my axes maybe would have been nice or

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whatever, but I'm good. I'm good. Flipped in

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until 10 .30 today. It was funny. I was talking

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to my friend, Anthony, who just had a kid with

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his beautiful wife, Abigail. I'm very proud of

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them. Their relationship goals. And I'm telling

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him, oh, I'm so tired. And he's like, me too,

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dude. Essentially in a text. I texted him, happy

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Father's Day. And I'm thinking, yeah, I think

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Anthony's version of tired is probably a little

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more tired than me. Mm -hmm. I'm more just, you

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know, burnt out. And also, we heard from Jelly

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Rolls. Wait, not Jelly Rolls. Let me say this

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again. We heard from Bunny X's ex -husband, that

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car -chasing moron. I made that video, and he

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said, why are you yelling? That's what I do,

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okay? Get used to it. We have so much to go get

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into right now. I actually, it was crazy. I think

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I worked two months in a row. So I went to Chicago

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and Minnesota two months ago. And even then,

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there I was recording. But I pretty much immediately

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came back. Then I worked with MJ for about two

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weeks. And then I was still recording. And then

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I recorded 20 days in a row. And then, what did

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I do? I then took a day off to... just relax.

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And then I recorded 10 days in a row. And then

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I worked something called sneaker culture. And

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then I recorded 21 days in a row. So it was essentially

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two months in a row. And I've heard from like

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different morning DJs that, and I'm not getting

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up in the morning like them, but when you work

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consistently over and over again, at some point

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you just kind of burn out a little bit. And that

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was me the last two days. It got to a point though,

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where it was like, I was starting to miss working

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like Saturday or Sunday. I took the day off.

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And on Monday, I, uh, Monday, it's like monster,

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monster gym. Now, uh, Monday I came to work.

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I made the commercials I had to make for my day

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job. And I was like, I'm taking one more day

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off. But here we are. The, there's so much going

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on in the news. Kim Kardashian now has blonde

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hair and she's looking really hot. Um, This trash

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bag woman stole a Knicks trash can and dipped

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and there was like a trash can in New York City

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colored like the Knicks. And she took the trash

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can and dumped it upside down and stole the trash

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can. It's the most New York thing ever. Mystical

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son who walked in with his experiment. He said

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he hopes his dad gets help. Halsey is mad about

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people giving her album a bad review, but when

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you give it power, you're just letting the haters

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win. What else? Carlos Mencia pleads not guilty

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to felony charges. And that, to me, I know we

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played it in the beginning of Best of Hoppy Hour,

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more like Worst of Hoppy Hour. No, but we played

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it in the beginning with the replay a little

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bit where we began the show with the replay of

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what we talked about in the previous show. And

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I don't know what Carlos Mencia was thinking.

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Cheating on his taxes. I've hung out with him

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enough when I worked with Mikelta and I don't

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understand these celebrities. Him, Leslie Snipes,

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Mike the Situation. Why? I mean, I get the thrill

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of committing a crime. I get it. It's whatever.

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I do not understand these celebrities. who did

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this thing where they try to cheat the taxes.

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I'm going to tell you right now, the IRS is winning

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every single time. You are never outbeating the

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IRS. I think they actually have like, I don't

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know how it works, but I don't think anyone has

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ever gone away from the IRS. I make money on

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promo codes, and I make money from Facebook,

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and I reported it to the freaking IRS. I don't

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want to get audited. And it was like, $2 ,000

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I made on promo codes. I'm not going to hide

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that. Although, if you go to RyanHoppyRadio .com

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under the sponsors tab, it has all the sponsors

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you can get. What else? What else do we have

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here? Drake Vaughn, the porn star, got charged

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with a DUI. What an idiot. I've been also seeing

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Weaver Court here out of Tampa Bay, but we're

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hurting Fresno and... Heard in many countries

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around the world. But there is something going

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on where every night on the Howard Franklin,

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which is our bridge, people are just driving

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like jackasses. And I don't know. It's a lot

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of these younger kids. I don't know if something

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happened where they were in like high school

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during COVID and they're weird. I mean, I'll

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be honest. I went 100 miles per hour one time

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in 2016 when I was mad that a date didn't go

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well. And, Howard Franklin, when I started to

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slow down, I felt like I was going 10 miles per

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hour and I was still going 80. It ain't worth

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it, dog. Mm -hmm. It is. I'm not worth it. All

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right. Let's see what we got going on on Instagram.

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We have so much going on today. I feel pretty

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fresh right now. Mm. I feel pretty good in the

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club. Mm. Here is Jetta Diabella. You know, as

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she loves to brag, fired by corporate media for

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telling the truth and damn proud about it. Don't

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get played by the system. That means you're insufferable

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to work around. She says what it means when a

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woman wants an emotionally intelligent man. When

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they say emotionally intelligent, a lot of times

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they mean a guy who will take all of my shit.

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And swallow, yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. I love

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when someone. And swallow, yes. That's the best

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ever, man. Yes. Yes. There's a patriarchy. Yes.

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Yes. Men have done women dirty. She's a weird

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woman. I know I'm weird because I'm kind of like

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the male version of her talking about dating,

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but she's really weird. YG raps about a trans

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woman in a new song. Is it creamy? Is it pudding?

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Delightful image, huh? It's what I needed today

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at 12 .36 p .m. on June 23rd. Cannot believe

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it's June 23rd. By the way, DJ Academics is losing

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weight and he's calling himself Fit -ademics.

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But the funny part about it. is it should be

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called DJ Ozempidics. Ozempidemics. That was

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a failed joke trying to say Ozempic. We'll get

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to Neon in a second. I got to go off on Alabama

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Barker. I knew she was a cloud chasing moron.

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We all knew that. But the way that she used that

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man, she's a brat. But first, a new study reveals

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a record one -third of adults under 35 are living

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at home with their parents. There are two versions

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of living at home with your parents. There's

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a lot of times when I'm in public or at coffee

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bars, I'll hear older people talk about people

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living at home with their parents. But here's

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where it's okay. If you just went through a divorce

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and you can't afford it, but you're working a

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job... Oops. If you're working a job and you

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can't afford it, but you still need to get by,

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that's one thing. But you're still maybe helping

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make dinner or doing laundry or helping around

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the house. And you're maybe paying rent or even

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if your parents aren't, you're helping around

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the house. But if you have no ambitions and you're

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just laying around, that's where it's bad. Because

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it's a bad economy out there. Especially maybe

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if you live in California. where it's really

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expensive, then it might make sense. Don't judge

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a book. I'll buy its cover. A woman surprised

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her husband with rolled cup tickets after posting

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feed pictures online. I'm going to be honest

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with you. I have a secret to tell. Oh, it's a

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naughty secret. No. I have been thinking about

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doing a feed finder. Now, the problem is, When

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I was three years old and my feet were growing

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real big, my mom did not change my shoes because

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she just was going through a lot. And I'm not

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mad, so I know she's listening. I'm not talking

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smack, but my toes are a little bent. They're

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a little curled up. So I don't know if my feet

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would be sexy to post, but maybe that's what

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somebody would like about it. I got to look into

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seeing if on Feet Finder. If they have like a

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foot range where you can go between this and

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this. Like let's say between 15 to 18 because

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I do wear size 18 shoes. So maybe it would like

00:16:39.389 --> 00:16:42.830
me a little more than. But if you have to like

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promote yourself and there's not like a foot

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range, I'm good. Wiz Khalifa did a video smoking

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a bong. Giving his son advice on how to deescalate

00:16:54.070 --> 00:16:57.149
a fight after learning about bullies. I love

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you. He's not working on that audio. It's because

00:17:04.529 --> 00:17:07.569
I work in radio, I can hear audio. How are you

00:17:07.569 --> 00:17:09.690
doing a heartfelt video with your son and you

00:17:09.690 --> 00:17:11.450
got morons talking in the background? Tell him

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to shut up. I can't listen to it. I don't understand.

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Listen, I know not everybody went to a radio

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trade school to learn about audio and worked

00:17:22.450 --> 00:17:24.650
on big time radio shows, but that's Wiz Khalifa.

00:17:25.349 --> 00:17:28.509
Made all the marijuana bangers 15 years ago.

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By the way, I got this Yeti cup right here. And

00:17:33.549 --> 00:17:36.529
in this Yeti cup, there's Pepsi. Because we can't

00:17:36.529 --> 00:17:38.670
have the Yeti cups. We can't have the drinks

00:17:38.670 --> 00:17:40.890
without a Yeti cup in these studios here at work.

00:17:41.150 --> 00:17:54.410
So let me sip on this. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

00:17:56.329 --> 00:18:01.650
I felt good. Eight, five, six, 49. I mean, I

00:18:01.650 --> 00:18:04.369
feel really good right now. I have not been as

00:18:04.369 --> 00:18:14.210
rested in a minute. I don't know. I could not

00:18:14.210 --> 00:18:16.950
believe how many views my naked car wash picture

00:18:16.950 --> 00:18:20.190
got. It got like 75 ,000 views. So many downloads.

00:18:20.920 --> 00:18:22.920
I don't know if it was talked about on air. I

00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:24.880
have not listened to my former station. I was

00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:28.900
just, and people got so mad. I said in the caption,

00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:31.480
you couldn't do this now. Yeah, maybe if you're

00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:35.000
like an only fan person. But I'm telling you,

00:18:35.099 --> 00:18:39.599
I work in corporate radio. I might know a thing

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or two. That ain't it, dog. That was it in 2015.

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Here is blue face. It's everyone's favorite blue

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face. Talking about therapy. Pussy ass. I did

00:19:01.220 --> 00:19:03.539
not expect that to begin with that. Pussy ass

00:19:03.539 --> 00:19:08.900
minded people who need to be told you're doing

00:19:08.900 --> 00:19:10.880
this right, you're doing that wrong. Coming from

00:19:10.880 --> 00:19:14.680
the deadbeat dad, Lou Zay. I'll take it with

00:19:14.680 --> 00:19:17.700
a grain of salt. You know what? I love therapy.

00:19:19.799 --> 00:19:23.720
You're a mentally weak moron. Therapy's for pussies.

00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:26.980
And you know what? Being a deadbeat dad is for

00:19:26.980 --> 00:19:29.640
that as well. You're a scumbag. Your music's

00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:31.920
terrible. You look like a middle school desk

00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:34.980
that got, you know, drawn over with pencils.

00:19:35.299 --> 00:19:45.119
You're a douchebag! Alright. Like, I know he's

00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:49.779
successful, but he's an idiot. He represents

00:19:49.779 --> 00:19:55.180
the movie Idiocracy. Anybody can get famous.

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He is not the brightest ball, or whatever they

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say. Especially for females. I feel like therapy.

00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:06.180
Therapy is probably good for females. Shout out

00:20:06.180 --> 00:20:09.779
to Shay1918 with the five gifts. Let's go. Oh,

00:20:09.779 --> 00:20:12.160
yeah. Someone gifted him money. If you are giving

00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:14.619
any of these streamers money, you're an idiot.

00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:20.160
You're a sheep. You're a moron. By the way, what's

00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:23.200
sad is I bet Blueface could do so well from therapy,

00:20:23.359 --> 00:20:28.819
but he's above it. Shop. Oh, shout out to you,

00:20:28.859 --> 00:20:32.730
Shay. What a moron. I can't stand that toxic

00:20:32.730 --> 00:20:36.130
masculinity. I'm above going to therapy. You

00:20:36.130 --> 00:20:40.009
know what? Your mom is drinking your baby mama's.

00:20:40.089 --> 00:20:42.829
You have a lot of things you could probably vent

00:20:42.829 --> 00:20:47.250
on. This is weird. We all know Brandon Marshall.

00:20:47.329 --> 00:20:50.150
He played wide receiver. I believe he was on

00:20:50.150 --> 00:20:53.230
the Broncos. That he was on the Bears. And he

00:20:53.230 --> 00:20:55.329
was one of the first people to admit openly that

00:20:55.329 --> 00:20:58.339
he has borderline personality disorder. And not

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only does he have a borderline personality disorder,

00:21:01.420 --> 00:21:06.559
he's got CTE and his son was in trouble with

00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:09.980
something. So he made his son jog at 2 a .m.

00:21:10.099 --> 00:21:12.480
Oh, that kid's going to grow up to love you,

00:21:12.500 --> 00:21:17.480
Brandon. Fire! And the funny part about it is

00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:20.259
he had to film it to let the whole world know

00:21:20.259 --> 00:21:23.079
that he's a parent. Different than when we were

00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:26.539
in L .A., Santa Monica, running at midnight.

00:21:27.150 --> 00:21:30.609
On the pier. We wanted to do that. We'd love

00:21:30.609 --> 00:21:32.289
to do that. And then there's correction. Then

00:21:32.289 --> 00:21:34.210
there's discipline. You're walking. Run. Oh,

00:21:34.430 --> 00:21:36.890
man. I never liked Brandon Marshall. I thought

00:21:36.890 --> 00:21:38.990
he used his mental health as an excuse to be

00:21:38.990 --> 00:21:46.650
a douchebag. And here he's proving it. Run. Discipline

00:21:46.650 --> 00:21:49.369
correction is good. All right. Father of the

00:21:49.369 --> 00:21:52.779
year. I bet his baby mom is loving him. Speaking

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:56.559
of Baby Vines 11, this is a weird, weird video.

00:21:58.019 --> 00:22:05.420
So, Gino Smith got put on blast on Father's Day.

00:22:07.539 --> 00:22:10.740
It says, Gino Smith beat my ass because he hates

00:22:10.740 --> 00:22:13.440
taking care of this special needs kid and he

00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:16.480
can't be left alone with him because he'd rather

00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:21.619
watch sex online and play Call of Duty. He just

00:22:21.619 --> 00:22:29.319
called he's on the other side of the garage i

00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:34.940
don't think he beat her ass this is why you don't

00:22:34.940 --> 00:22:36.880
have kids with annoying broads because you gotta

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deal with this i know you're an annoying woman

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Man, I am so glad I'm not having kids. This is

00:22:52.930 --> 00:22:56.329
why I got a mastectomy. For the morons like her.

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Cloud chasing dummy. Now she's running for some

00:23:04.490 --> 00:23:10.430
reason. Now she's yelling help after he went

00:23:10.430 --> 00:23:14.130
inside calmly. And now she's yelling help as

00:23:14.130 --> 00:23:16.650
if something happened. What a dirty, rotted moron.

00:23:22.220 --> 00:23:25.799
He's got a nice crib, you know. Unfortunately,

00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:27.660
he's got to spend his time listening to this

00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:36.059
moron. She has odd breath. You know, she's got

00:23:36.059 --> 00:23:47.380
bad stamina in bed. She is really winded. You

00:23:47.380 --> 00:23:53.849
broke my fucking computer. God, can you imagine

00:23:53.849 --> 00:23:56.950
having to deal with that? This is why you gotta

00:23:56.950 --> 00:24:04.650
be careful who you knock up. Wow, she's really,

00:24:04.809 --> 00:24:06.750
like, that is like gym class running two laps

00:24:06.750 --> 00:24:12.009
around the gym as a fat person winded. There

00:24:12.009 --> 00:24:14.589
you go. That's some delightful stuff there. Glad

00:24:14.589 --> 00:24:17.390
they reproduced. It's good for all of us. Not

00:24:17.390 --> 00:24:21.950
at all. All right, we'll get to neon in a second.

00:24:21.990 --> 00:24:24.769
I'm trying to save all my neon clips into one

00:24:24.769 --> 00:24:29.710
little package. Because he, man, to say he got

00:24:29.710 --> 00:24:34.529
used by a dirty, erotic moron, known as Alabama

00:24:34.529 --> 00:24:37.109
Barker, who just looks like a real -life sex

00:24:37.109 --> 00:24:39.930
doll. You know, when you go to a porn shop and

00:24:39.930 --> 00:24:43.529
they have the sex dolls. I never bought one,

00:24:43.589 --> 00:24:45.009
but you would see it. That's what she looks like.

00:24:46.149 --> 00:24:49.589
his clavicular everyone's favorite misogynistic

00:24:49.589 --> 00:24:53.329
moron not knowing why people call him misogynistic

00:24:53.329 --> 00:24:57.029
and that he believes french people are bad i'm

00:24:57.029 --> 00:24:59.130
misogynist but the french are literally killing

00:24:59.130 --> 00:25:03.170
women right how does it even make sense you look

00:25:03.170 --> 00:25:06.519
terrible with your new nose hey hey ladies You

00:25:06.519 --> 00:25:10.039
know, have a beautiful night. So let me get this

00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:13.240
straight. I say, you know, you ladies look beautiful.

00:25:13.579 --> 00:25:16.079
They go up and literally stab them to death,

00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:20.339
and I'm somehow the bad guy. All right. You may

00:25:20.339 --> 00:25:22.680
not be as bad compared to whatever you're talking

00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:24.519
about, if it's true, but you're still a bad guy.

00:25:28.019 --> 00:25:30.920
This is interesting. Here is John C. Reilly.

00:25:30.980 --> 00:25:32.779
He said, you know, the guy from Step Brothers.

00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:38.119
Why aren't people on the right concerned about

00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:40.200
human rights? You know, if you stand up for human

00:25:40.200 --> 00:25:42.160
rights, why is that a right or a left thing?

00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:44.359
Why aren't people on the right wing concerned

00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:46.839
about human rights? They're human, too. It's

00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:48.759
so weird hearing that voice. I'm so used to him

00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:50.500
playing that stupid character on Step Brothers.

00:25:50.700 --> 00:25:52.519
It's so weird hearing him talk about serious

00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:54.880
issues. This whole thing that, like, kind of

00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:58.349
has come into vogue of, like, empathy trap. You

00:25:58.349 --> 00:26:00.529
know, it's an empathy trap. You know, like that's

00:26:00.529 --> 00:26:02.849
what Elon Musk says. Like, empathy is like, don't

00:26:02.849 --> 00:26:05.410
be fooled by the empathy trap. I mean, he's right.

00:26:06.029 --> 00:26:08.450
And in the comment section, all the kiss -ass

00:26:08.450 --> 00:26:11.569
mad guys. They wouldn't piss on you if they're

00:26:11.569 --> 00:26:13.849
on fire. They're all defending these morons.

00:26:13.970 --> 00:26:16.930
Yes, yes. You know, stick to your agenda and

00:26:16.930 --> 00:26:20.089
what's best for you. Holy fuck. All right. I'm

00:26:20.089 --> 00:26:22.230
so over these podcasts. I know I'm doing one.

00:26:22.609 --> 00:26:28.099
But I'm going to do it before these morons. Although

00:26:28.099 --> 00:26:30.900
it is very strange locally. I mean, I got to

00:26:30.900 --> 00:26:33.299
give it up to think his name's Marco. I got to

00:26:33.299 --> 00:26:36.039
give it up to Marco, man. That Pinellas podcast,

00:26:36.460 --> 00:26:40.119
oh, it's taking over. Nothing like when you're

00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:42.819
at a cavabar and someone asks you, oh, what do

00:26:42.819 --> 00:26:44.200
you do for a living? Oh, I work in radio and

00:26:44.200 --> 00:26:46.599
host a podcast. Oh, is it similar to the Pinellas

00:26:46.599 --> 00:26:50.299
podcast? Oh, great. I'm very happy for him, but

00:26:50.299 --> 00:26:53.359
I'm trying to separate myself. What's going on

00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:55.619
with London Island? island usa cast member on

00:26:55.619 --> 00:26:57.700
their way out of the villa alana keys are one

00:26:57.700 --> 00:27:00.059
of the newest casa amor bombshells on what a

00:27:00.059 --> 00:27:02.380
hot piece of ass she is of island usa season

00:27:02.380 --> 00:27:05.200
8 is facing major backlash after a resurface

00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.400
video began circulating online that allegedly

00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:09.500
shows her singing along to a song while using

00:27:09.500 --> 00:27:12.779
a racial slur uh yeah that is not what you want

00:27:12.779 --> 00:27:15.839
to do the clip reportedly from an old social

00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:18.559
media post appears to show alana using the n

00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:21.279
-word while singing a track fans also claim here's

00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:24.119
my thing Now, is it good to say the N -word?

00:27:24.240 --> 00:27:28.619
No. But here's what you got to remember. What

00:27:28.619 --> 00:27:31.079
does getting fired do for the person? Like, think

00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:33.980
about when Don Imus got fired for saying nappy

00:27:33.980 --> 00:27:37.339
-headed whatever he said. Do you remember when

00:27:37.339 --> 00:27:40.720
that happened? And he did that, like, sit down

00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:43.140
with Al Sharpton. Now, was Al Sharpton another

00:27:43.140 --> 00:27:47.559
moron who just used it to talk smack to Don Imus?

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:49.859
Yeah. But they did the whole thing where you

00:27:49.859 --> 00:27:53.549
learn from your mistake. Firing somebody over

00:27:53.549 --> 00:27:56.670
saying something is stupid. It's better to, I

00:27:56.670 --> 00:28:01.410
don't know, maybe teach them why it's not right

00:28:01.410 --> 00:28:06.150
to do. I don't know. I just think you might get

00:28:06.150 --> 00:28:08.130
a little more out of it. But what do I know?

00:28:09.450 --> 00:28:13.769
This is very weird. Will or Nat refused to answer

00:28:13.769 --> 00:28:18.029
a question on the Smart List podcast. I know

00:28:18.029 --> 00:28:20.589
that podcast is very popular, but they seem like

00:28:20.589 --> 00:28:25.009
douchebags. Did you ever poo in front of Amy?

00:28:25.210 --> 00:28:28.730
Oh, my God. I am such a girl about poop. Mm -hmm.

00:28:28.970 --> 00:28:32.029
I dated a girl that was real bougie and a clown.

00:28:32.130 --> 00:28:35.049
She was some one. Mm -hmm. And the thing about

00:28:35.049 --> 00:28:37.509
it is I learned you do not do that in front of

00:28:37.509 --> 00:28:43.089
girls. Mm -hmm. Oh, that's great content. That's

00:28:43.089 --> 00:28:44.509
when you know you're out of content for the day

00:28:44.509 --> 00:28:45.970
is when you're talking about going to the bathroom.

00:28:46.849 --> 00:28:49.670
Are you looking for clicks? No, I'm just saying.

00:28:50.410 --> 00:28:54.809
Dude, call him out. Call him out. He's a moron

00:28:54.809 --> 00:28:57.769
and a classless douche. You're trying to get

00:28:57.769 --> 00:28:59.230
something that we can click around. I always

00:28:59.230 --> 00:29:04.900
forget people are listening. Shut up. Kiss my

00:29:04.900 --> 00:29:07.799
ass and enjoy it. It's tall and flabby. Wait,

00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:10.680
but hang on. You were married to her, had two

00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.559
kids. You guys never went to the bathroom in

00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:13.500
front of each other? I'm sorry, the question

00:29:13.500 --> 00:29:17.220
is, did I poo in front of her? Wow, it's a great

00:29:17.220 --> 00:29:20.400
podcast. You know what? I'm done. I'm not actually

00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:23.000
done. But if that is what is popular right now,

00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:26.920
it's that podcast. What are we doing? Gross.

00:29:28.339 --> 00:29:30.640
I wanna I'll tell you that to me in the bathroom.

00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:35.160
Even today when I did my morning business, I

00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:37.420
was sitting there because I had a lot of candy

00:29:37.420 --> 00:29:39.299
last night and I was firing all night or whatever.

00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:41.619
And I was sitting there and going to the bathroom

00:29:41.619 --> 00:29:46.000
and I had this existential thought. I thought,

00:29:46.059 --> 00:29:51.460
everybody does this each morning. I don't know

00:29:51.460 --> 00:29:53.059
what to say with that, but that's just what I

00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:56.160
was thinking. I was like, this is... What keeps

00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:00.079
me the same as Elon Musk and Tory Black in porn,

00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:02.920
or Kobe Bryant when he was alive, we all poop.

00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:07.859
Blueface's daughter threw a tantrum while getting

00:30:07.859 --> 00:30:22.599
ice cream and slaps her mom. What a brat. Blue

00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:30.660
face is not parenting. Connie is an idiot. Who

00:30:30.660 --> 00:30:36.500
the hell texted me? Wait, that was in the video?

00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:42.359
Wow. There you go. yeah, the kid means, well,

00:30:42.420 --> 00:30:44.079
I'm not going to talk bad about the kid, but

00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:46.000
there's definitely no parenting from blue face.

00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:49.180
There's nothing worse than when, like, you see

00:30:49.180 --> 00:30:51.799
somebody's kid acting like a douche in public.

00:30:51.980 --> 00:30:59.420
Mm -hmm. Oh, let me see here. I just got a weird

00:30:59.420 --> 00:31:02.640
email. Whatever. I'm all over the place today.

00:31:03.380 --> 00:31:05.720
You know, like, when a professional athlete doesn't

00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:08.220
play for, like, two days, mm -hmm, and they feel

00:31:08.220 --> 00:31:11.309
kind of like, Not hyper, but they're kind of

00:31:11.309 --> 00:31:15.470
anxious to get back. You know, in the Knicks,

00:31:15.490 --> 00:31:18.750
it started out the first quarter of the NBA Finals.

00:31:18.750 --> 00:31:21.430
But then by the fourth quarter, they were...

00:31:21.430 --> 00:31:25.009
That's how I feel right now. That's how I feel.

00:31:25.950 --> 00:31:31.289
Here's everyone's favorite side chick. No, it's

00:31:31.289 --> 00:31:34.049
Joy Taylor. Saying, is it okay for married people

00:31:34.049 --> 00:31:36.680
to sleep in separate beds? So reality is, if

00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:38.119
you want to sleep together, you're poor. Is it

00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:39.940
okay for married couples to sleep in separate

00:31:39.940 --> 00:31:42.460
bedrooms? This is what she did. She went from

00:31:42.460 --> 00:31:44.619
having huge boobs, which she still has, but going

00:31:44.619 --> 00:31:50.039
on ES or Fox Sports wanted. Oh, shut up. To now

00:31:50.039 --> 00:31:52.680
talking about sleeping in separate beds. Listen,

00:31:52.859 --> 00:31:54.500
I want to spend time with my partner. I want

00:31:54.500 --> 00:31:59.000
them around. Oh, no. You want to spend as much

00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:06.910
time as possible. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's

00:32:06.910 --> 00:32:08.809
what you want to do. But sleep is very important.

00:32:08.930 --> 00:32:11.309
And sometimes your partner is a loud sleeper.

00:32:11.309 --> 00:32:13.150
Maybe they have sleep apnea. Maybe they snore.

00:32:13.190 --> 00:32:16.109
Maybe they fart. A lot of people sleep in different

00:32:16.109 --> 00:32:18.450
bedrooms and they don't complain about it. It

00:32:18.450 --> 00:32:20.549
doesn't even mean that they don't cuddle, that

00:32:20.549 --> 00:32:22.349
they don't have sex. But it's like, look, when

00:32:22.349 --> 00:32:24.490
it's sleep time, get to your motherfucking room.

00:32:24.730 --> 00:32:27.309
All right. Yeah, dating her, I used to think

00:32:27.309 --> 00:32:30.210
she was so freaking hot. The more you learn about

00:32:30.210 --> 00:32:33.109
her, she just skinks you out. She's like, God,

00:32:33.130 --> 00:32:36.869
you know, dating her would be terrible. So do

00:32:36.869 --> 00:32:40.549
you want to take time of the month? So y 'all

00:32:40.549 --> 00:32:44.490
know about failure. I have to say it like that

00:32:44.490 --> 00:32:47.970
every time. That's how MJ said it every time.

00:32:48.069 --> 00:32:54.990
I was working on a show in the morning. So you

00:32:54.990 --> 00:32:59.630
got to say it. Here's one of his convicted killers

00:32:59.630 --> 00:33:01.769
sending a message to the city of Jacksonville.

00:33:02.890 --> 00:33:11.089
To my city, man. It ain't your city. It ain't

00:33:11.089 --> 00:33:13.809
worth it, boy. Like, it ain't worth it. Is it?

00:33:14.009 --> 00:33:17.630
Me being a rapper from my city. Yeah, we were

00:33:17.630 --> 00:33:20.569
all such a fan of Isaiah Chance. Oh, we go to

00:33:20.569 --> 00:33:27.769
the club and go, turn on Isaiah Chance. And Julio

00:33:27.769 --> 00:33:32.150
being a rapper from our city. Yeah, it's not

00:33:32.150 --> 00:33:34.390
your city anymore. You know it's your city, your

00:33:34.390 --> 00:33:35.670
cell that you're going to be in for the rest

00:33:35.670 --> 00:33:38.230
of your life, you loser. It ain't worth it. Like,

00:33:38.250 --> 00:33:40.809
my city. Yeah, your city, you're never going

00:33:40.809 --> 00:33:42.930
to see it again. I'm not getting dropped, sorry.

00:33:43.130 --> 00:33:47.950
Like, the dissing, the defense, the shooting,

00:33:48.130 --> 00:33:52.990
like. The pull, man. For what? You're going to

00:33:52.990 --> 00:33:55.890
have to do that in front of guys now. Like, for

00:33:55.890 --> 00:34:00.420
what? I think about that a lot. Having to go

00:34:00.420 --> 00:34:03.519
to the bathroom in front of other people. When

00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:08.719
you're sitting in your cell alone, cold, lonely,

00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:11.900
it's hella not good. Ain't that good? He's talking

00:34:11.900 --> 00:34:16.380
like plies. Ain't that good? Everybody leave

00:34:16.380 --> 00:34:20.119
you. Like, nobody here for you. Yeah, well, maybe

00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:26.199
if you don't kill somebody. The ones that your

00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:29.170
ride or die, your girlfriends... Whoever you

00:34:29.170 --> 00:34:31.210
love, the only person that's for you is your

00:34:31.210 --> 00:34:36.809
mother. And maybe, like, one friend. Yeah, the

00:34:36.809 --> 00:34:39.449
Ryder Dyke girl is getting banged out while you're

00:34:39.449 --> 00:34:44.570
doing this. Maybe. Yeah. I think about that with

00:34:44.570 --> 00:34:49.150
little Dierks in there in prison. He's like,

00:34:49.250 --> 00:34:52.369
oh, yeah, India loves Mary Demir. Nah, she's

00:34:52.369 --> 00:35:01.349
getting blabbed. I'm sorry. Hate to say it. Here's

00:35:01.349 --> 00:35:06.309
the other guy from Seth Gathright speaking to

00:35:06.309 --> 00:35:10.050
the court. A study done by the National Institute

00:35:10.050 --> 00:35:11.829
of Mental Health provided evidence showing that

00:35:11.829 --> 00:35:14.489
the brain doesn't reach full maturity until 26

00:35:14.489 --> 00:35:17.889
to 27 years old. So now they're trying to act

00:35:17.889 --> 00:35:20.829
like they weren't mature enough. Shut up! You

00:35:20.829 --> 00:35:23.369
were, you know, in the moment enough to pull

00:35:23.369 --> 00:35:25.349
the trigger. Face the consequence, you bitch.

00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:28.760
about eight or nine years older than my time

00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:32.659
during the offense. But society knows this, and

00:35:32.659 --> 00:35:34.960
that's why laws set age requirements on certain

00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:38.420
activities, amenities, and substances. So you're

00:35:38.420 --> 00:35:41.340
trying to say because, you know, you shouldn't

00:35:41.340 --> 00:35:43.699
have to face all the time because you can't rent

00:35:43.699 --> 00:35:45.579
a car, buy a hotel, but you can be sentenced

00:35:45.579 --> 00:35:48.159
to death. Got it. We can protect adolescent adults.

00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:51.219
Yeah, those same laws don't extend to an adolescent

00:35:51.219 --> 00:35:53.280
adult. So you're blaming the government for you

00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:55.869
committing a murder. That was pointless. or stupid

00:35:55.869 --> 00:35:58.869
rap beef when, to be honest, no one really heard

00:35:58.869 --> 00:36:02.210
of him or any of you people from Jacksonville.

00:36:02.610 --> 00:36:04.429
When they are charged with crimes and allows

00:36:04.429 --> 00:36:06.389
them to be prosecuted to the fullest extent,

00:36:06.550 --> 00:36:10.050
regardless of their age. Your Honor, it is heartbreaking

00:36:10.050 --> 00:36:15.750
that an 18 -year -old can't rent a car or a hotel

00:36:15.750 --> 00:36:19.130
or buy a home but can be sentenced to death or

00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:20.989
life in prison without the possibility of parole.

00:36:21.269 --> 00:36:25.260
Stuff sucks. They can't purchase alcohol or tobacco,

00:36:25.679 --> 00:36:28.860
but can be sentenced to death or life in prison

00:36:28.860 --> 00:36:30.659
without the possibility of parole. Yeah, you

00:36:30.659 --> 00:36:34.559
killed somebody. You essentially stalked him

00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:35.940
because you knew where he was on social media

00:36:35.940 --> 00:36:38.420
and you killed him. Shut your ass, you thug.

00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:41.500
They can't work certain jobs or even go on a

00:36:41.500 --> 00:36:47.940
cruise without a chaperone. I feel like he asked

00:36:47.940 --> 00:36:50.739
somebody out that was free, you know, because

00:36:50.739 --> 00:36:52.300
he's serving time forever because he murdered

00:36:52.300 --> 00:36:54.159
somebody. I feel like he asked somebody to ask

00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:56.599
Chad GBT all the things you can't do at 18 because

00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:59.280
I would have not thought about a cruise. But

00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.860
can be sentenced to death without life or life

00:37:01.860 --> 00:37:07.340
without prison. Enjoy that. And then here's the

00:37:07.340 --> 00:37:12.500
other murderer from there addressing the court.

00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:20.250
Yeah, look, here's what I love. I'll be the glory

00:37:20.250 --> 00:37:26.590
all the time. What are you saying, dude? I need

00:37:26.590 --> 00:37:32.969
subtitles in this situation. As I said in my

00:37:32.969 --> 00:37:35.650
interrogation interview, I'll be judged for it

00:37:35.650 --> 00:37:39.750
and I'll never retain my innocence. Who shot

00:37:39.750 --> 00:37:47.170
the dude? I just want to say to the Gen Z generation,

00:37:53.500 --> 00:37:55.739
I love how they're all motivational speakers.

00:37:55.940 --> 00:38:01.480
They all got a big ego. They're going to be forgotten

00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:04.400
about. Like right now, I already forgot about

00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:08.780
them. Bunch of losers. Oh, yo, we're gangsters.

00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:16.340
Shut your ass. You're a moron. Here's a woman.

00:38:17.589 --> 00:38:20.869
And this white woman with this African -American

00:38:20.869 --> 00:38:23.469
man with dreadlocks in the parking lot of a Walmart

00:38:23.469 --> 00:38:27.909
rapping Keep Your Head Up by Tupac. I don't know

00:38:27.909 --> 00:38:31.579
what I mean. Here we go. Sweet of the juice,

00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:34.239
I say the darker the flesh and the deeper the

00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:36.940
roots, I give a holler to my sisters on welfare.

00:38:37.340 --> 00:38:40.360
She's kinda cute for a granny. Ah! Tupac cares,

00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:43.019
if don't nobody else care. Don't nobody. And

00:38:43.019 --> 00:38:45.619
I know they like to clown around a lot. No, no,

00:38:45.619 --> 00:38:47.719
they like to beat you down a lot when you come

00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:49.079
around the block. Brothers clown around a lot.

00:38:49.460 --> 00:38:52.239
A little for my homies, but don't waste it all.

00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:54.860
Ah! What am I? He sounds like he's climaxing.

00:38:55.139 --> 00:39:05.679
Ah! Ha ha ha ha! 856 -49. Happy to 856 -494 -6773.

00:39:05.739 --> 00:39:07.920
Oh, we got so much neon news in a second. It's

00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:09.739
going to be unbelievable. I'm going to be out

00:39:09.739 --> 00:39:13.599
of this room. Amik Mills says academic is the

00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:17.820
reason his streams are down 89%. If you are admitting

00:39:17.820 --> 00:39:20.420
that DJ academics is the reason your career is

00:39:20.420 --> 00:39:23.440
not doing as well as you thought it would, that

00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:30.050
is a huge problem. Not academics. That is a you

00:39:30.050 --> 00:39:34.369
problem. Although academics probably did hurt

00:39:34.369 --> 00:39:37.889
it, let's be honest. All right. We're getting

00:39:37.889 --> 00:39:41.369
very close to talking about neon. All right.

00:39:41.869 --> 00:39:44.010
I went through all the clips that are not about

00:39:44.010 --> 00:39:49.269
neon. Neon, I think it's time that you listen

00:39:49.269 --> 00:39:52.929
to other people when they give you advice. It's

00:39:52.929 --> 00:39:58.590
time to admit that Alabama Barker used you. And

00:39:58.590 --> 00:40:00.909
that's fine. I've been used before by pretty

00:40:00.909 --> 00:40:03.650
girls. Now, the difference was I got sex out

00:40:03.650 --> 00:40:07.889
of it. But still, I got used. And it didn't feel

00:40:07.889 --> 00:40:14.550
good. It did not. So, two days ago, they did

00:40:14.550 --> 00:40:18.989
a stream where Alabama called Neon on the first

00:40:18.989 --> 00:40:21.090
time she went live. So, she pretty much used

00:40:21.090 --> 00:40:24.630
him to learn how to stream and then calls him.

00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:27.159
There is a timetable to this, I promise. This

00:40:27.159 --> 00:40:28.440
is going to be a little bit of a long segment,

00:40:28.500 --> 00:40:32.500
but I have studied Neon, and I have no respect

00:40:32.500 --> 00:40:34.860
for that dirty, rotten, moron Alabama Barker.

00:40:35.059 --> 00:40:37.159
At first, he seemed nice, like right here. Are

00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:40.880
you okay? Yeah, I'm live. Why are they saying

00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:44.320
you're not okay? Wait, why would I not be okay?

00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:47.420
I don't know. Neon does this thing. He's just

00:40:47.420 --> 00:40:49.980
like always like, like I said, it's an inside

00:40:49.980 --> 00:40:51.639
reference, but it's like Nard from the Billy

00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:55.460
Madison show. It's like... Dude, relax. What?

00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:58.400
Yeah, why is it saying you're not okay? I always

00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.300
see you had it in you. You're now a streamer.

00:41:00.699 --> 00:41:02.960
So there's that. So there they are getting along.

00:41:03.280 --> 00:41:07.119
She used them to get on kick and whatnot. And

00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:11.119
then before everything went downhill, his brother

00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:14.780
calls him out for saying they grew up rich because

00:41:14.780 --> 00:41:19.039
Neon's trying to act like he's self -made. Now,

00:41:19.099 --> 00:41:22.039
he's very talented. Don't get me wrong. But you're

00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:24.599
not self -made. You have daddy's money. And they

00:41:24.599 --> 00:41:27.260
think we're like crazy rich. They think mama's

00:41:27.260 --> 00:41:31.179
a billionaire. Right? No. Right? No. This is

00:41:31.179 --> 00:41:32.840
him with his brother. Yeah, and we're not silver

00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:38.340
spoon, right? Maybe. What? I hate that like thing

00:41:38.340 --> 00:41:41.719
he does this. What? God, you're annoying. Just

00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:43.780
admit you're rich. It's like the Joe show on

00:41:43.780 --> 00:41:48.159
FLZ. We earned it. No, your daddy earned it for

00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:52.389
you. He had the mojo. So this is where it starts

00:41:52.389 --> 00:41:56.550
to get bad. Neon ended his stream early after

00:41:56.550 --> 00:41:59.010
seeing Alabama Barker seemingly try to make him

00:41:59.010 --> 00:42:14.590
look bad. He needs to hit the gym. He needs to

00:42:14.590 --> 00:42:17.579
work on his mental health and stop. buying women

00:42:17.579 --> 00:42:20.280
$20 ,000 Birkin bags to get their love. Nia,

00:42:20.340 --> 00:42:22.380
you're a talented dude. Yeah, you're a nipple

00:42:22.380 --> 00:42:25.019
baby, but obviously I'm talking about you if

00:42:25.019 --> 00:42:28.619
I think you're talented, but you got to move

00:42:28.619 --> 00:42:31.980
on. Since she started this whole Alabama Barker

00:42:31.980 --> 00:42:34.119
nonsense about seven weeks ago, there have been

00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:36.280
multiple girls. There was a UFC girl. There were

00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.460
other girls at the club that were into you, but

00:42:38.460 --> 00:42:45.719
no, you had to have Alabama. There's no point

00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:48.699
to it, dude. I promise you it's going to get

00:42:48.699 --> 00:42:53.679
good. Oh, yeah. All right. I promise you. This

00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:56.739
is where things start to get really spicy. I

00:42:56.739 --> 00:42:59.159
didn't like Alabama ever. I think she looks like

00:42:59.159 --> 00:43:03.880
a real -life sex doll. But I'm telling you, she

00:43:03.880 --> 00:43:08.519
totally used a man right here. She totally went

00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:11.889
after him. Mm -hmm. And you gotta be careful,

00:43:11.989 --> 00:43:14.630
dude. If a girl likes you for what you do, but

00:43:14.630 --> 00:43:19.969
not you, that's a problem. I'm not saying it's

00:43:19.969 --> 00:43:22.329
all women, but a lot of women out there are about

00:43:22.329 --> 00:43:27.570
clout. And here he is addressing it. So pretty

00:43:27.570 --> 00:43:30.469
much, she made him sign an NDA, which I don't

00:43:30.469 --> 00:43:34.389
know why, as a streamer, you would have somebody

00:43:34.389 --> 00:43:36.929
make you sign an NDA when you're talking about

00:43:36.929 --> 00:43:38.730
your life for a living. It's not like you're

00:43:38.730 --> 00:43:41.059
doing an NPR podcast, bro. This is where you

00:43:41.059 --> 00:43:43.300
got to learn. And it's a learning experience.

00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:47.239
I've been there too. So here he is talking about

00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:49.059
the legal action that might be done against him.

00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:54.019
Damn. Damn. She texted me. I don't have a glass

00:43:54.019 --> 00:43:56.719
fucked up after everything. After everything,

00:43:56.880 --> 00:43:59.019
she texted me and said, Everything? You bought

00:43:59.019 --> 00:44:01.039
her stuff. You were trying to buy her love. She

00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:03.480
never reciprocated it. I don't think he got laid.

00:44:03.900 --> 00:44:05.719
She only hung out with you when the camera was

00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:08.139
on, bro. Under NDA, if you mention me at all,

00:44:08.179 --> 00:44:12.079
I'm going to take legal action. After everything

00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:13.820
I've done for her and everything. Yeah, you bought

00:44:13.820 --> 00:44:15.500
her things because you're stupid, bro. I was

00:44:15.500 --> 00:44:19.500
stupid, too. And that really is a bitch move.

00:44:20.019 --> 00:44:24.420
But look at her. She's a loser. She's 19 years

00:44:24.420 --> 00:44:27.039
old. It looks like she's 80 with all the plastic

00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:29.019
surgery. I think we've been through. We've been

00:44:29.019 --> 00:44:31.860
through nothing. She used you, dude. Take the

00:44:31.860 --> 00:44:37.079
hell. It's fucked up. It is. He's doing that

00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:40.590
dramatic silence. Oh, poor me. Move on and be

00:44:40.590 --> 00:44:45.329
a man. You'll be fine. I have great lawyers,

00:44:45.349 --> 00:44:51.969
so. I know you do. From your daddy's money. Honestly,

00:44:52.289 --> 00:44:59.610
Alabama. Fuck it. Let's go. Oh, yeah. When you

00:44:59.610 --> 00:45:01.389
were thinking you were going to get action from

00:45:01.389 --> 00:45:03.130
her, you were thinking it was sex, not legal

00:45:03.130 --> 00:45:05.429
action. I didn't say anything bad about you.

00:45:05.570 --> 00:45:07.949
You really never did. That's what's crappy about

00:45:07.949 --> 00:45:10.210
it. If he would have like gone on like a Kanye

00:45:10.210 --> 00:45:12.690
West or clavicular manic rant, that's one thing.

00:45:12.889 --> 00:45:15.250
But this is why it's never, and this is going

00:45:15.250 --> 00:45:17.969
to piss people off. You never are overly nice

00:45:17.969 --> 00:45:19.769
to women. You're nice to them. You treat them

00:45:19.769 --> 00:45:23.050
with respect. But when you show them the simp

00:45:23.050 --> 00:45:31.750
weakness, they use you. At all. And. I will continue

00:45:31.750 --> 00:45:33.769
to not say anything bad about you, but I will

00:45:33.769 --> 00:45:35.610
speak my truth, and I will talk about how you

00:45:35.610 --> 00:45:36.949
drag me along, and I will talk about how you

00:45:36.949 --> 00:45:39.809
try to control me and control everything I do.

00:45:40.150 --> 00:45:42.210
That's what I don't like. She wasn't even putting

00:45:42.210 --> 00:45:44.530
out, she wasn't even being loyal to him, but

00:45:44.530 --> 00:45:45.929
then she didn't like when he would talk to other

00:45:45.929 --> 00:45:48.050
girls on the streams or do other things or have

00:45:48.050 --> 00:45:50.969
fun with his friends. She's a dirty, rotted moron.

00:45:51.030 --> 00:45:53.110
When we're not in a relationship. Exactly, pretty

00:45:53.110 --> 00:45:54.849
much, but you should have known that three weeks

00:45:54.849 --> 00:45:57.789
ago. When you could just go on the side and do

00:45:57.789 --> 00:46:00.469
whatever you want. You can kiss guys. Oh, yeah.

00:46:01.789 --> 00:46:04.070
She's doing a little more than that, bud. Follow

00:46:04.070 --> 00:46:05.889
college athletes and like all their pictures

00:46:05.889 --> 00:46:07.730
to get their attention. All right, well, that's

00:46:07.730 --> 00:46:10.670
where you're being a little controlling. Just

00:46:10.670 --> 00:46:13.250
because she liked some player's post doesn't

00:46:13.250 --> 00:46:15.269
mean she was ever. That's where you're a little

00:46:15.269 --> 00:46:20.329
obsessive. I've been there, dude. And then here

00:46:20.329 --> 00:46:24.769
he is reacting to her saying she used him. I

00:46:24.769 --> 00:46:35.650
mean, she's a moron. She's doing live videos

00:46:35.650 --> 00:46:44.349
now. What an idiot. And then there's this right

00:46:44.349 --> 00:46:49.059
here. And then I texted her, yo. Let's go, whatever.

00:46:49.639 --> 00:46:50.980
And then she didn't respond the whole night.

00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:55.599
She said, yeah, she's so busy. If a girl doesn't

00:46:55.599 --> 00:46:59.119
respond to you after responding to you a lot,

00:46:59.139 --> 00:47:02.039
she's not in you. She was down, whatever. Then

00:47:02.039 --> 00:47:03.940
didn't respond the whole night. And then she,

00:47:03.980 --> 00:47:07.159
and then we talked the next day and she was like,

00:47:07.829 --> 00:47:10.250
I would be embarrassed if I'm Travis Barker and

00:47:10.250 --> 00:47:12.670
that's my daughter. Just this dirty, rotted moron.

00:47:12.730 --> 00:47:14.610
We go for dinner. I was like, you never responded

00:47:14.610 --> 00:47:17.309
to me. Yeah, she just wants free things. But

00:47:17.309 --> 00:47:21.750
she has no tail. What does she do? She ain't

00:47:21.750 --> 00:47:24.010
her daddy. She's more like her mommy. A moron.

00:47:24.849 --> 00:47:27.710
And then she was like, oh, my bad. I responded

00:47:27.710 --> 00:47:32.349
in my head. After giving head. I'm just sitting

00:47:32.349 --> 00:47:35.130
there like, what? Yeah. Like, I'm not just going

00:47:35.130 --> 00:47:38.429
to sit there and get controlled. You did, though.

00:47:38.989 --> 00:47:41.050
And here he is talking about a little more. He

00:47:41.050 --> 00:47:43.849
needs to find new content. I'm going to talk

00:47:43.849 --> 00:47:45.389
about this one last time and leave it at this.

00:47:45.530 --> 00:47:47.010
No, you're not. You'll talk about it tomorrow

00:47:47.010 --> 00:47:49.190
or today. And hopefully you never have to talk

00:47:49.190 --> 00:47:50.530
about this again because she wants to keep going.

00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:53.619
First things first, her manager went and she

00:47:53.619 --> 00:47:55.780
said that my manager and her manager had a conversation

00:47:55.780 --> 00:47:57.719
about faking relationship. That was never the

00:47:57.719 --> 00:47:59.519
case. Those words never came out of his mouth.

00:47:59.739 --> 00:48:03.239
Yeah, you can tell he was really in love. And

00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:06.139
all the Gen Z people in my comment section were

00:48:06.139 --> 00:48:08.179
like, no, they're going to figure it out. Dude,

00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:11.639
I cringe that I didn't listen to people when

00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:13.900
they gave me advice. She was never for you. She's

00:48:13.900 --> 00:48:15.889
for the straights. He said we need to advance

00:48:15.889 --> 00:48:17.550
the storyline, meaning we need to start doing

00:48:17.550 --> 00:48:19.190
better content. We can't keep shriveling. Oh,

00:48:19.190 --> 00:48:22.409
yeah. At 10, 11 p .m., we can't keep sitting

00:48:22.409 --> 00:48:24.510
in a house and just relaxing. Let's go have fun.

00:48:24.570 --> 00:48:25.969
Let's go do things. You don't like to travel.

00:48:25.989 --> 00:48:29.050
I understand that. Oh, I'm scared of flying or

00:48:29.050 --> 00:48:31.530
whatever. Okay, let's not travel. Let's go. Let's

00:48:31.530 --> 00:48:33.110
at least have fun. Let's leave the house. Let's

00:48:33.110 --> 00:48:35.869
do shit. And that's all that was. We never needed

00:48:35.869 --> 00:48:39.130
to fake a relationship or whatever. That's what

00:48:39.130 --> 00:48:42.070
it was, dude. I told you I've had this before.

00:48:42.190 --> 00:48:45.610
A girl's using you. The more you plead for it

00:48:45.610 --> 00:48:47.570
being something you wanted it to be, the more

00:48:47.570 --> 00:48:49.250
pathetic it looks. Great chemistry on camera.

00:48:49.369 --> 00:48:51.449
Everyone saw that. It was great. She was using

00:48:51.449 --> 00:48:54.730
you, dude. Take the L. Cry out all the breakup

00:48:54.730 --> 00:48:58.369
tears. I've been there. It's fine. Dude, take

00:48:58.369 --> 00:49:00.610
the L. Whether it was we were friends, whatever

00:49:00.610 --> 00:49:03.429
it was, it was good content between me and you

00:49:03.429 --> 00:49:05.730
and the chemistry was obviously there. So that

00:49:05.730 --> 00:49:08.510
is all bullshit. Stop saying that. On top of

00:49:08.510 --> 00:49:10.289
that, you call me a liar. I am not a liar. I

00:49:10.289 --> 00:49:13.260
am far from a liar. No, you're a simp. When that

00:49:13.260 --> 00:49:14.900
Nebo situation happened and she kissed a dude,

00:49:15.019 --> 00:49:17.719
which she had, whatever, do you. Obviously. Oh,

00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:20.380
yeah. She wasn't doing you. I was hurt because

00:49:20.380 --> 00:49:23.360
I really liked her. Do you. It's okay. All right.

00:49:23.380 --> 00:49:26.320
There you go. Karma's going to hit her, though,

00:49:26.360 --> 00:49:30.260
because Neon's a good enough dude. But Karma

00:49:30.260 --> 00:49:32.599
will hit that dirty, rotten moron. Or maybe not.

00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:34.099
Maybe she'll get away with everything forever.

00:49:34.260 --> 00:49:36.800
But I never liked her. She just has this wishy

00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:40.000
-washy, no personality. Kind of like a prostitute.

00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:45.090
Kind of vibe. Oh, she's the worst. Poor Neon.

00:49:46.369 --> 00:49:47.969
Supposedly, Americans are mad that the World

00:49:47.969 --> 00:49:50.369
Cup tourists aren't tipping, but they're idiots.

00:49:50.590 --> 00:49:54.869
They watch soccer. Oh, yeah, everyone's favorite.

00:49:55.710 --> 00:50:01.429
Jessica Simpson. She discusses how her DMs are

00:50:01.429 --> 00:50:06.010
wide open. And she wants men to take a shot.

00:50:06.289 --> 00:50:08.949
Oh, yeah, to the face. No, but I'm wondering,

00:50:09.070 --> 00:50:11.690
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. If she

00:50:11.690 --> 00:50:15.309
would be fun to date or she'd be annoying, it

00:50:15.309 --> 00:50:16.989
would be kind of fun to brag to your friends.

00:50:17.130 --> 00:50:23.670
Oh, yeah, I had sex with Jessica Simpson. Also,

00:50:23.889 --> 00:50:27.389
it would maybe be like, man, I've had sex with

00:50:27.389 --> 00:50:31.349
someone that's had sex with half an island. I

00:50:31.349 --> 00:50:36.039
just, you know what I mean? She. It's either

00:50:36.039 --> 00:50:38.559
for the streets or a really good wifey material.

00:50:38.860 --> 00:50:44.519
It's hard to tell. It's on shoes. Jessica, how

00:50:44.519 --> 00:51:11.949
you doing? If somebody is really like wants to

00:51:11.949 --> 00:51:14.440
get in touch with you slides into your DM Oh,

00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:18.559
yeah. Is that a bad way for them to do it? No.

00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:25.039
She's so freaking cute. So the DMs are open?

00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:30.179
Sure. There you go. What's your best shot you've

00:51:30.179 --> 00:51:34.599
gotten from the DMs? I can't tell you that. It's

00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:39.300
such a porn director laugh. All right, there

00:51:39.300 --> 00:51:43.210
you go. man those paparazzi seem like morons

00:51:43.210 --> 00:51:53.230
this may be the friendliest divorce ever uh jelly

00:51:53.230 --> 00:51:56.769
roll and his wife bunny xo are ending their marriage

00:51:56.769 --> 00:51:59.269
and they're gonna have a baby we're still having

00:51:59.269 --> 00:52:02.269
a baby uh that's gonna go over well together

00:52:02.269 --> 00:52:04.670
we're gonna co -parent together on her podcast

00:52:04.670 --> 00:52:06.989
she revealed a lot the whole thing was really

00:52:06.989 --> 00:52:09.389
weird. At one point, he was talking about how

00:52:09.389 --> 00:52:12.130
Jelly Roll is dating, and she's like, girls,

00:52:12.170 --> 00:52:14.969
slide into his DMs. She also clarified that she

00:52:14.969 --> 00:52:17.869
is not having sex with Chad Kroger from Nickelodeon.

00:52:17.869 --> 00:52:22.110
You know, she got implanted. There is a lot of

00:52:22.110 --> 00:52:24.449
activity in Rhode Island, specifically around

00:52:24.449 --> 00:52:26.989
the area of where Taylor Swift's house is. It's

00:52:26.989 --> 00:52:29.010
got a lot of people. God, you're a loser if you

00:52:29.010 --> 00:52:32.349
care about that. Wondering, is this the wedding?

00:52:32.530 --> 00:52:35.230
Is it the bachelorette party? Yeah, you know,

00:52:35.230 --> 00:52:38.389
I wonder what happens there because the NDAs

00:52:38.389 --> 00:52:41.530
were signed for days. Something's going on. But

00:52:41.530 --> 00:52:42.969
we spoke to the police. They said they didn't

00:52:42.969 --> 00:52:45.090
know anything. Of course not. They probably signed

00:52:45.090 --> 00:52:47.710
NDAs too. Let me just tell you about the police.

00:52:47.989 --> 00:52:50.269
They also said Marilyn Monroe died a certain

00:52:50.269 --> 00:52:55.440
way. Oh, it is. Oh, it is. Marilyn Monroe died

00:52:55.440 --> 00:52:58.420
in 1962. Speaking of Marilyn Monroe. They said

00:52:58.420 --> 00:53:01.800
that it was a suicide. We have this documentary

00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:04.880
coming out on Sunday. Alright, I'm not into documentaries.

00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:09.440
Although if I date a girl that's into documentaries,

00:53:09.639 --> 00:53:12.980
I'll probably have to be into it. So I will.

00:53:13.780 --> 00:53:20.190
Happy Hot Topic! Sharon Osbourne explains why

00:53:20.190 --> 00:53:22.769
she missed a special tribute to her late husband,

00:53:23.010 --> 00:53:27.429
Ozzy Osbourne. I don't know, she's crying. Ahead

00:53:27.429 --> 00:53:30.469
of the first anniversary of the rock icon's death,

00:53:30.730 --> 00:53:35.469
Sharon reveals that she was unable to attend

00:53:35.469 --> 00:53:38.630
the unveiling of Ozzy's statue at Hellfest in

00:53:38.630 --> 00:53:43.210
France on June 18th. Sharing the news in an Instagram

00:53:43.210 --> 00:53:46.110
post alongside a video of the statue, Sharon

00:53:46.110 --> 00:53:48.570
writes in the caption, I'm sorry I couldn't be

00:53:48.570 --> 00:53:51.429
at Hellfest for the unveiling of Ozzy's statue.

00:53:51.789 --> 00:53:54.449
Unfortunately, I had an unexpected trip to the

00:53:54.449 --> 00:53:57.619
hospital earlier in the week. While the 73 -year

00:53:57.619 --> 00:53:59.960
-old doesn't share any additional deeds. Yeah,

00:53:59.980 --> 00:54:01.900
she doesn't need to, but yeah, she's probably

00:54:01.900 --> 00:54:06.320
not the healthiest. I feel bad for her. She seems

00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:12.010
like a nice enough lady. Happy Hot Topic! Jamie

00:54:12.010 --> 00:54:14.409
Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie reflects on how

00:54:14.409 --> 00:54:17.329
a life -changing accident helped shape her future.

00:54:17.710 --> 00:54:20.570
Nine years after surviving a near -fatal ATV

00:54:20.570 --> 00:54:23.670
crash, the 18 -year -old opens up about how the

00:54:23.670 --> 00:54:26.349
experience inspired her dreams of working in

00:54:26.349 --> 00:54:29.130
medicine. In a June 20th interview with People

00:54:29.130 --> 00:54:32.050
magazine, Maddie reveals, hopefully I'll end

00:54:32.050 --> 00:54:34.670
up going to medical school and end up being a

00:54:34.670 --> 00:54:37.789
pediatrician. It is so weird how grown up a 2008

00:54:37.789 --> 00:54:42.489
baby looks. It scares me! That's what I really

00:54:42.489 --> 00:54:45.309
want to do. You can do it, babe. You can do what

00:54:45.309 --> 00:54:48.010
you want in life. Mm -hmm. Just don't go into

00:54:48.010 --> 00:54:50.130
a job that's going to get replaced by AI. No!

00:54:50.590 --> 00:54:55.030
Happy Hot Topic! And Kelsey is starting a new

00:54:55.030 --> 00:54:57.369
beginning. As his son Travis, Kelsey, and Taylor

00:54:57.369 --> 00:54:59.650
Swift continue to prep for their rumored upcoming

00:54:59.650 --> 00:55:03.760
wedding ceremony. Rumored. Ed seemingly shared

00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:06.019
a glimpse into his own love life. Hey, he's got

00:55:06.019 --> 00:55:09.579
a hot -ass older woman girlfriend now. You know,

00:55:09.639 --> 00:55:13.420
Don is very happy about it. Ed writes next to

00:55:13.420 --> 00:55:16.159
a June 20... A little frisky woman, isn't she?

00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:19.039
First Instagram photo of his date, quote, with

00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:22.199
the dynamic and gorgeous Dori Hefner at 118 North

00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:24.619
listening to York Street Hustle, their summer

00:55:24.619 --> 00:55:27.590
solstice. All right, so she has a... He has a

00:55:27.590 --> 00:55:30.170
new girlfriend. Yeah, summer sausage is interesting.

00:55:30.849 --> 00:55:33.949
My mom always did this thing where on the longest

00:55:33.949 --> 00:55:38.329
day of the year, we would get ice cream. This

00:55:38.329 --> 00:55:45.130
year, I did not. It's that time. Time for makeouts,

00:55:45.230 --> 00:55:49.210
shakeouts, and breakout moments. Oh, yeah. It's

00:55:49.210 --> 00:55:51.760
time to learn the Love Island lingo. And whether

00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:54.639
you're a day one fan or just tuning in, there's

00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:57.440
one thing every Love Island viewer needs to survive

00:55:57.440 --> 00:56:00.239
the villa. A crash course in Love Island lingo.

00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:02.800
From Casa Amor to... I don't need to hear this.

00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:04.980
Remember in the movie Idiocracy, they talk about

00:56:04.980 --> 00:56:07.039
slang words that make you stupid? That's an example.

00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:12.420
We're going to be seeing lots of great outfits

00:56:12.420 --> 00:56:14.559
on this press tour. I have to ask, will there

00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:19.420
be any hats? Oh my god. This won't go away. Pig

00:56:19.420 --> 00:56:23.179
brain rot. The kids are not okay. Zendaya and

00:56:23.179 --> 00:56:26.099
Tom Holland acknowledging a pretty absurd conspiracy

00:56:26.099 --> 00:56:29.380
theory stemming from this daring look in a new

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:32.340
interview with Dutch outlet Linda. What is it

00:56:32.340 --> 00:56:34.599
again? What's it called? Zendaya hat theory.

00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:37.280
That look was, for us, it was very controversial.

00:56:37.380 --> 00:56:39.599
Those are stupid stylists that announced that

00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:43.329
they were married early. I still see memes about

00:56:43.329 --> 00:56:45.650
this particular look. All right, so people remember

00:56:45.650 --> 00:56:50.090
the hat. That means it worked. If it's that unmemorable.

00:56:52.090 --> 00:56:54.929
Simone Biles is slamming negative comments following

00:56:54.929 --> 00:56:57.989
her near -fatal medical emergency. Man, she is

00:56:57.989 --> 00:57:00.469
so friggin' pretty. The gymnast shared a slide.

00:57:00.550 --> 00:57:03.210
I just pick her up and go into bed. Show on Instagram.

00:57:03.289 --> 00:57:06.130
I didn't hurt my back. 16th, posing in a bikini

00:57:06.130 --> 00:57:09.050
in Belize. And in the comment section, a user

00:57:09.050 --> 00:57:11.570
wrote, almost died, but look at these traveling

00:57:11.570 --> 00:57:14.469
selfies. Alright, so people are hating on her

00:57:14.469 --> 00:57:16.510
for taking care of herself after almost dying.

00:57:16.630 --> 00:57:20.630
It's her life, not yours, moron. Happy Hot Topic!

00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:24.079
Liam Payne is leaving everything to his son.

00:57:24.340 --> 00:57:26.480
More than a year after the... Oh yeah, you know,

00:57:26.480 --> 00:57:29.739
this girl's a little pissed off. One Direction

00:57:29.739 --> 00:57:32.519
alum sudden death. His and ex -year -old Cole's

00:57:32.519 --> 00:57:34.639
nine -year -old son, Bayer, was named the sole

00:57:34.639 --> 00:57:37.840
beneficiary of his estate. Alright, so there's

00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:42.480
that. And we got this bad news. Happy Hot Topic!

00:57:43.070 --> 00:57:45.469
This is unusual and unprecedented to say the

00:57:45.469 --> 00:57:47.809
least to be sitting here. Savannah Guthrie is

00:57:47.809 --> 00:57:50.570
once again asking for the public's help in finding

00:57:50.570 --> 00:57:54.010
Nancy Guthrie. This is the weirdest case I've

00:57:54.010 --> 00:57:56.929
ever seen. News broke June 22nd that media outlets

00:57:56.929 --> 00:57:59.230
had received a note claiming her missing mom

00:57:59.230 --> 00:58:02.190
was dead. The news anchor spoke out on the Today

00:58:02.190 --> 00:58:05.409
Show June 23rd about the revelation. I love you

00:58:05.409 --> 00:58:08.090
guys and I love this place and this is unusual

00:58:08.090 --> 00:58:10.429
and unprecedented to say the least to be sitting

00:58:10.429 --> 00:58:12.920
here. It is weird seeing her like... Like, interview

00:58:12.920 --> 00:58:16.159
the New York Knicks not knowing where her mom

00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:20.719
is. Savannah said she wouldn't comment on NBC's

00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:22.440
latest... Alright, so she's not going to comment

00:58:22.440 --> 00:58:24.199
on it. She's not going to comment on the report

00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:25.800
of her own network. You know that's when there's

00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:31.239
a problem. Rod Stewart halts his concert to use

00:58:31.239 --> 00:58:33.960
an oxygen tank on stage amid his health struggles.

00:58:34.280 --> 00:58:37.139
Man, that's got to make other Rod Stewart fans

00:58:37.139 --> 00:58:39.500
that are getting older seeing a hero need an

00:58:39.500 --> 00:58:44.059
oxygen tank. I mean, good for her, him, for doing

00:58:44.059 --> 00:58:47.179
a thing that is not as performing, but that's

00:58:47.179 --> 00:58:52.059
got to be hard to launch. the 81 year old struggles

00:58:52.059 --> 00:58:54.780
to keep upright while singing his hit young turks

00:58:54.780 --> 00:58:57.239
during his concert near salt lake city utah on

00:58:57.239 --> 00:58:59.760
june 19th it's funny how the song is about young

00:58:59.760 --> 00:59:03.550
but he's old I saw this headline here. I am so

00:59:03.550 --> 00:59:06.750
sick and tired of people taking soccer so seriously.

00:59:07.269 --> 00:59:10.210
This reporter was hating on a player for exiting

00:59:10.210 --> 00:59:12.550
the World Cup for the birth of his baby. All

00:59:12.550 --> 00:59:15.449
these loudmouth reporters in all his sports are

00:59:15.449 --> 00:59:18.150
just absolutely the worst. They take it a little

00:59:18.150 --> 00:59:20.929
too seriously. They take themselves too seriously.

00:59:21.090 --> 00:59:27.130
And they're morons! No! Happy Hot Topic! I apologize.

00:59:27.349 --> 00:59:29.530
After she receives backlash for her comments

00:59:29.530 --> 00:59:31.559
on Jeremy Douglas' Doku's plan to exit the World

00:59:31.559 --> 00:59:33.639
Cup so he can be present for the birth of his

00:59:33.639 --> 00:59:36.079
first child. Yeah, to me, it's probably a little

00:59:36.079 --> 00:59:40.719
more important. The soccer player traveled to

00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:42.800
London to be with his wife, Shireen, who gave

00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:45.079
birth to their son, Praise. She's so pretty,

00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:47.760
that little wife of his. The Belgium team announced

00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:50.880
Monday, June 22nd, adding that Doku will rejoin

00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:53.199
the squad tomorrow evening in Seattle as preparation.

00:59:53.260 --> 00:59:54.980
Yeah, he missed one game. It wasn't like it was

00:59:54.980 --> 00:59:57.139
a championship round. It's continued for the

00:59:57.139 --> 01:00:00.659
next match against New Zealand. Before Praise's

01:00:00.659 --> 01:00:03.019
arrival, Doku told reporters earlier in June

01:00:03.019 --> 01:00:05.019
that Shireen was due the second week of July

01:00:05.019 --> 01:00:06.920
at the time of the tournament's quarterfinal

01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:09.059
stage and that he wanted to be at the berth even

01:00:09.059 --> 01:00:11.539
if his nation's squad is still playing. Yeah,

01:00:11.539 --> 01:00:13.440
you know, you're never going to hear the last

01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.619
word from your baby mama if you're not there.

01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:18.630
Mm -hmm. It depends on when it happens, but it's

01:00:18.630 --> 01:00:20.369
my first child, so I would definitely want to

01:00:20.369 --> 01:00:22.489
be there. If you ask me what I want, my answer

01:00:22.489 --> 01:00:24.170
is that nobody wants to miss the birth of their

01:00:24.170 --> 01:00:26.590
first child. Yeah, especially when your baby

01:00:26.590 --> 01:00:29.369
mama ain't gonna let it down. But I also know

01:00:29.369 --> 01:00:31.230
that football involves many other considerations.

01:00:31.570 --> 01:00:34.250
Soccer. I know the Federation supports its players

01:00:34.250 --> 01:00:36.469
and understands their situations. We'll see what

01:00:36.469 --> 01:00:38.949
we can do. He said at the time, per Reuters.

01:00:39.889 --> 01:00:42.630
On Friday, June 19th, L 'Equipe sportscaster,

01:00:42.909 --> 01:00:45.550
France Piron, criticized the Manchester City

01:00:45.550 --> 01:00:47.929
players' decision. As she reportedly said that

01:00:47.929 --> 01:00:49.630
it's a privilege to be participating in the World

01:00:49.630 --> 01:00:51.670
Cup and hundreds of footballers were killed to

01:00:51.670 --> 01:00:54.530
be in his shoes. And a hundred people would kill

01:00:54.530 --> 01:00:56.889
to have your job, but having dirty, rotten, stupid

01:00:56.889 --> 01:00:59.670
opinions like that make all women in sports look

01:00:59.670 --> 01:01:03.889
bad. Before saying that it may never happen again

01:01:03.889 --> 01:01:07.849
in his life. What a moron. She added, you're

01:01:07.849 --> 01:01:09.809
living out a childhood dream, yet you're going

01:01:09.809 --> 01:01:11.449
to walk away from it all to attend the birth

01:01:11.449 --> 01:01:13.050
of your child. You know, this woman would be

01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:16.590
awful to date. Yeah. A disgusting moment, if

01:01:16.590 --> 01:01:18.269
you'll pardon the expression, where the dad is

01:01:18.269 --> 01:01:20.369
completely useless. You're useless. You're a

01:01:20.369 --> 01:01:23.329
dirty rotten moron that's on TV because you got

01:01:23.329 --> 01:01:27.210
nothing else. The comments sparked outrage on

01:01:27.210 --> 01:01:29.269
social media, leading her to clarify her remarks

01:01:29.269 --> 01:01:31.130
the following. Oh, I got to clarify it. No, you

01:01:31.130 --> 01:01:34.710
said what you said. Shut your ass. Day in which

01:01:34.710 --> 01:01:37.429
she noted in part. Shut your ass. I expressed

01:01:37.429 --> 01:01:39.449
a personal opinion within the framework of a

01:01:39.449 --> 01:01:41.650
debate. In it, I was expressing a personal opinion

01:01:41.650 --> 01:01:43.570
within the context of a contentious exchange.

01:01:43.889 --> 01:01:46.429
These remarks commit only me and in no way reflect

01:01:46.429 --> 01:01:48.550
a collective position. No, they reflect that

01:01:48.550 --> 01:01:50.329
you're a moron and you're terrible at your job

01:01:50.329 --> 01:01:52.250
and you have to say bombastic things because

01:01:52.250 --> 01:01:54.969
without that, you're not memorable. You're stupid.

01:01:56.530 --> 01:02:02.730
That's all. That's all it is. Shut up. Shut up.

01:02:03.010 --> 01:02:06.530
You're stupid. You're annoying. You talk too

01:02:06.530 --> 01:02:11.050
much, and you think you're smart. And you're

01:02:11.050 --> 01:02:14.909
not. I'm sorry. I hate to break it to you, but

01:02:14.909 --> 01:02:18.250
I think you're a rocket scientist. You're not.

01:02:19.409 --> 01:02:27.610
856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -677 -367. You

01:02:27.610 --> 01:02:30.170
get to it, I mean. Yeah, Ryan, happy radio. Man,

01:02:30.269 --> 01:02:32.489
why is Suno? Maybe that's my karma for talking

01:02:32.489 --> 01:02:35.550
smack. That website that has all the AI signs

01:02:35.550 --> 01:02:41.869
in the club is not loading. Come on, load. Load.

01:02:43.630 --> 01:02:52.510
Let me see. Right here. Is Suno done? It's...

01:02:52.510 --> 01:02:59.889
Let me see here. Let me see here. I guess it

01:02:59.889 --> 01:03:05.329
might be working host error. Damn it. All right.

01:03:06.170 --> 01:03:08.289
Let's see what we can do here. We might not just

01:03:08.289 --> 01:03:09.969
be able to do the opening intro. Unfortunately,

01:03:10.170 --> 01:03:12.989
I was trying to do the opening intro of all my

01:03:12.989 --> 01:03:17.210
segments. This is the unpredictability of hobby

01:03:17.210 --> 01:03:21.250
hour on any other show. I'd be freaking out.

01:03:22.789 --> 01:03:25.789
But here I go. You know what? It's a part of

01:03:25.789 --> 01:03:29.800
my life. It's part of my luck. It's all good.

01:03:30.619 --> 01:03:34.699
What are you going to do? 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's

01:03:34.699 --> 01:03:38.920
856 -494 -6773. What I learned is that you probably

01:03:38.920 --> 01:03:42.039
always just download it. All right. Imagine that

01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:43.900
the songs are there, because we still have the

01:03:43.900 --> 01:03:51.199
videos, but... Happy Hot Topic! Jelly Roll and

01:03:51.199 --> 01:03:54.320
Bunny XO are still feeling the love for each

01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:56.800
other, even though... Their relationship has

01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:59.579
evolved. The Save Me singer put any suggestion

01:03:59.579 --> 01:04:02.599
that the pair have remained anything other than

01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:07.139
friendly to rest. Alright, so there's that. And

01:04:07.139 --> 01:04:11.659
there's this right here. I don't know if I'm

01:04:11.659 --> 01:04:14.099
going to be able to get through this. Bunny XO

01:04:14.099 --> 01:04:17.159
in tears as she breaks her silence on her shocking

01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:20.019
split from Jelly Roll on her dumb blonde podcast.

01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:23.019
This needed to happen. This was a wake -up call.

01:04:23.119 --> 01:04:27.059
This was like a resurrection of my soul. Hell

01:04:27.059 --> 01:04:30.179
yeah. Holy midlife crisis. I wonder if she's

01:04:30.179 --> 01:04:32.559
going to go back to being a prostitute. That's

01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:35.320
what the gift of this podcast is. It's like,

01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:37.639
hey, come here. Bare your soul if you want to.

01:04:38.039 --> 01:04:40.960
And, you know, it's going to resonate with the

01:04:40.960 --> 01:04:43.880
people. There you go. There's that. Oh, soon

01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:48.179
enough, finally, I decided to learn. 856. This

01:04:48.179 --> 01:04:51.480
is an annoying show. I swear to God. I try to

01:04:51.480 --> 01:04:54.699
be grateful, but man, technology just doesn't

01:04:54.699 --> 01:04:58.409
always want to work. This is the thing about

01:04:58.409 --> 01:05:00.090
doing podcasts online. People don't know the

01:05:00.090 --> 01:05:03.329
pressure. Every day you hope things work and

01:05:03.329 --> 01:05:06.050
they usually don't. But you deal with it because

01:05:06.050 --> 01:05:08.389
that's what professionals do. And I like to think

01:05:08.389 --> 01:05:12.210
I'm professional enough. I mean, I may not be,

01:05:12.230 --> 01:05:17.110
you know, NPR professional or WMNF radio, but

01:05:17.110 --> 01:05:21.210
I'm something. I'm here rocking you like a hurricane.

01:05:23.269 --> 01:05:27.840
All right. What's going on here? Chris Jenner

01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:30.599
is keeping up with the dads this Father's Day.

01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:33.579
The momager takes to Instagram on June 20th.

01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:36.000
I hate that term momager. It just sounds so terrible.

01:05:36.260 --> 01:05:38.960
First to celebrate the dads and her family with

01:05:38.960 --> 01:05:41.780
the heartfelt photo collage. And in true Chris

01:05:41.780 --> 01:05:44.559
Jenner fashion, everyone makes the guest list.

01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:47.360
In the caption, Chris writes, Happy Father's

01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:50.400
Day to all of the incredible dads, grandfathers,

01:05:50.420 --> 01:05:54.000
stepdads, and father figures. The collage features

01:05:54.000 --> 01:06:03.079
plenty of familiar faces including All right,

01:06:03.079 --> 01:06:07.380
so there's a lot of fathers in that house. What's

01:06:07.380 --> 01:06:10.940
going on here? Khloe Kardashian shares why she's

01:06:10.940 --> 01:06:13.800
honest about her cosmetic enhancements. Why?

01:06:13.980 --> 01:06:15.400
Because we're going to be able to tell if you

01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:17.820
had it anyway? Year after Khloe came clean and

01:06:17.820 --> 01:06:20.280
listed every cosmetic procedure she's had done,

01:06:20.500 --> 01:06:22.579
the Kardashian star reflects on the decision

01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:25.039
to set the record straight on plastic surgery

01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:28.800
rumors. Khloe, mom to daughter True and son Tatum,

01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:31.719
ex Tristan Thompson, reflects in a People interview

01:06:31.719 --> 01:06:34.920
published on June 18th. This gentleman was dictating

01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:37.519
all these things that I did. If I did, I would

01:06:37.519 --> 01:06:40.079
totally say that. Don't have a problem with it.

01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:42.559
So there's that. All right, we got a student

01:06:42.559 --> 01:06:46.579
on the load. Time for side trick news. Yeah.

01:06:48.179 --> 01:06:55.280
Turn it up. Turn it up. It's happy hour. I'm

01:06:55.280 --> 01:07:01.380
happy, baby. Side trick news. We talking messy

01:07:01.380 --> 01:07:06.880
today. Mic check. Welcome to the start. Riding

01:07:06.880 --> 01:07:10.119
in the booth. Cut straight. Call it like I see

01:07:10.119 --> 01:07:12.639
it, feelings in the hearse, kid You click the

01:07:12.639 --> 01:07:15.360
T, now you get the whole thermos The libs playin'

01:07:15.380 --> 01:07:17.900
games, actin' like they saints Got her old spouse

01:07:17.900 --> 01:07:20.579
home, still slidin' to the dates Screenshots

01:07:20.579 --> 01:07:23.159
saved, little goodnight, babe Then they on a

01:07:23.159 --> 01:07:25.500
yacht pick, tryin' to hide the face From the

01:07:25.500 --> 01:07:28.659
field to the runway, everybody frontin' Postin'

01:07:28.659 --> 01:07:31.340
healing energy while they DM huntin' Scrollin'

01:07:31.340 --> 01:07:33.500
through the gram, all I see is double lives You

01:07:33.500 --> 01:07:35.940
can't tag the man, but you tag the watch He buys

01:07:35.940 --> 01:07:41.440
his inside check And I'll be gone too Every fraud,

01:07:41.539 --> 01:07:44.539
every fling, every late night move We exposed,

01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:47.659
we amused Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

01:07:47.659 --> 01:07:50.599
cruise Side -checked news Whole world doomed

01:07:50.599 --> 01:07:53.340
to the truth You can't hide from your man, can't

01:07:53.340 --> 01:07:58.619
hide from this boo Side -checked news Phone light

01:07:58.619 --> 01:08:01.039
flashing, who you trying to text? Got a ring

01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:03.699
on your hand, still shopping for the next G All

01:08:03.699 --> 01:08:05.840
teams stressing, trying to spin it for the press

01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:08.360
But the group chat memes got receipts on deck

01:08:09.610 --> 01:08:12.269
Listen to the model in the mist One post off

01:08:12.269 --> 01:08:15.550
life, next post I twist You a free spirit but

01:08:15.550 --> 01:08:18.329
the rent still split Funny how the timeline never

01:08:18.329 --> 01:08:21.109
shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what the

01:08:21.109 --> 01:08:23.649
headlines say I'm the voice in your car, you

01:08:23.649 --> 01:08:26.369
pretend you hate Laughing at the drama, yeah

01:08:26.369 --> 01:08:29.189
we know it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome

01:08:29.189 --> 01:08:32.090
back to the zoo This that side chick news, side

01:08:32.090 --> 01:08:35.930
chick news Right, I be gon' do Every fraud, every

01:08:35.930 --> 01:08:39.289
fling, every late night move We exposed, we immune

01:08:53.649 --> 01:08:56.170
Breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin'

01:08:56.170 --> 01:08:59.670
Another is complicated situation Another we were

01:08:59.670 --> 01:09:03.270
on a break Expectation, explanation If you gotta

01:09:03.270 --> 01:09:06.470
say we low -key, that's the clue You ain't made,

01:09:06.729 --> 01:09:13.710
you just headline a fool Side chick news, this

01:09:13.710 --> 01:09:16.609
that side chick news Side chick news, right how

01:09:16.609 --> 01:09:19.810
we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every

01:09:19.810 --> 01:09:23.250
late night move We exposed, we amused, yeah we

01:09:23.350 --> 01:09:26.130
Say it like it is on the afternoon cruise. Side

01:09:26.130 --> 01:09:29.109
chick news. Whole world tuned to the crew. You

01:09:29.109 --> 01:09:31.390
can't hide from your man. Can't hide from this

01:09:31.390 --> 01:09:41.090
booze. Side chick news. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

01:09:41.090 --> 01:09:47.109
That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You can tweet at me,

01:09:47.149 --> 01:09:50.210
at Ryan Happy Radio. You can always email me.

01:09:50.640 --> 01:09:53.239
Ryan, happy radio at gmail .com. Let's talk about

01:09:53.239 --> 01:10:06.720
everyone's favorite side check. Just how blue

01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:09.720
chin is sharing the love this Father's Day. Yeah,

01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:12.220
you know, she left out Tom Brady in the post.

01:10:12.979 --> 01:10:16.310
Listen. This would be expected from someone who's

01:10:16.310 --> 01:10:19.729
a career side chick. Thanks to Instagram on June

01:10:19.729 --> 01:10:23.189
21st to celebrate her husband, Joaquin Valente.

01:10:23.550 --> 01:10:25.930
Hey, he's another loser. Dude, she's going to

01:10:25.930 --> 01:10:28.250
cheat on you in about two years. You don't think

01:10:28.250 --> 01:10:31.270
she's not going to cheat on you? With the heartfelt

01:10:31.270 --> 01:10:34.630
tribute celebrating his role as a father, alongside

01:10:34.630 --> 01:10:37.369
a series of sweet family photos, Giselle writes

01:10:37.369 --> 01:10:39.909
in the caption, thank you for leading by example

01:10:39.909 --> 01:10:43.239
and for the values you embody. She left out Tom

01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:45.880
Brady. Listen, you can say what you want about

01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:47.520
him as a man if you don't like him, Giselle,

01:10:47.640 --> 01:10:50.000
but the fact that you left him out shows that

01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:52.000
you're a classless loser and you'll always be

01:10:52.000 --> 01:10:54.119
one. Now, it was Tom Brady's fault for cheating

01:10:54.119 --> 01:10:58.979
on Bridget Moynihan with you, but still, to spend

01:10:58.979 --> 01:11:01.699
16 years with somebody or however long it was

01:11:01.699 --> 01:11:04.359
and then act like he doesn't exist, you're a

01:11:04.359 --> 01:11:09.140
brat. You're a dirty, rotten moron. Love, humility,

01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:12.159
integrity, discipline, kindness, and consistency.

01:11:12.739 --> 01:11:16.220
Yeah, you know. She continues, you are an incredible

01:11:16.220 --> 01:11:19.079
role model. Oh yeah, a great role model is somebody

01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:22.140
who ruins their marriage and then has a kid with

01:11:22.140 --> 01:11:28.539
them. She's a side chick. And that's what she'll

01:11:28.539 --> 01:11:31.279
always be. And people get mad when I say it.

01:11:31.300 --> 01:11:33.100
People got mad in sports. She's a side chick.

01:11:33.220 --> 01:11:35.560
That's all she is. Nothing more, nothing less.

01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:38.640
We are all so grateful for you, and we love you

01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:41.500
so much. Oh, yeah, until she finds the new guy

01:11:41.500 --> 01:11:43.100
that she'll bang and cheat on, because that's

01:11:43.100 --> 01:11:46.380
what she is. She's a talentless moron who has

01:11:46.380 --> 01:11:48.800
to rely on her looks, and she's very pretty,

01:11:48.899 --> 01:11:51.140
but the more you learn about her, she just skanks

01:11:51.140 --> 01:11:54.340
you. The post features several rare glimpses

01:11:54.340 --> 01:11:57.239
into their family life. Oh, yeah, it's so perfect.

01:12:00.220 --> 01:12:02.560
Man, Joaquin probably just thinks he's the man

01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:06.500
dating her. You're not. You're a loser. One photo,

01:12:06.619 --> 01:12:09.100
Giselle and Joaquin hold their 16 -month -old

01:12:09.100 --> 01:12:11.960
son while posing on the beach in front of a rainbow.

01:12:12.260 --> 01:12:14.939
That is so good. While Giselle's post celebrates

01:12:14.939 --> 01:12:17.699
the fathers in her life, including her own father.

01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:19.640
So she left out Tom purposely. You know what?

01:12:20.189 --> 01:12:22.649
You're a terrible mom. You're a terrible person.

01:12:22.729 --> 01:12:25.390
Everyone talks about how behind the scenes you

01:12:25.390 --> 01:12:27.630
think you're better than everybody, even though

01:12:27.630 --> 01:12:29.510
you poop in the morning and someday you're going

01:12:29.510 --> 01:12:33.789
to die. You don't matter. Vladimir Putin, her

01:12:33.789 --> 01:12:36.550
ex -husband Tom Brady, isn't directly mentioned

01:12:36.550 --> 01:12:42.850
in the tribute. All right. You know what? Enjoy

01:12:42.850 --> 01:12:46.539
that. And wonder why at age 70 you're single.

01:12:46.859 --> 01:12:49.920
And you got all these kids. And it's just because

01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:53.920
you're a bust down. Time for Blake Lively News.

01:13:10.250 --> 01:13:11.989
Trouble in the crop, trouble in the crop top.

01:13:12.130 --> 01:13:14.609
She walks in, drama on tap. Cherry lip gloss

01:13:14.609 --> 01:13:17.189
turn like the trap. Critic card queen in a knockoff

01:13:17.189 --> 01:13:19.810
bag. Smirk so sharp, put a rip in the flag. Name

01:13:19.810 --> 01:13:21.829
on the cup, spell wrong, she snaps. Front row

01:13:21.829 --> 01:13:23.989
line, but she cut like that. Tells three lies

01:13:23.989 --> 01:13:26.029
just to order a drink. Winks at your man and

01:13:26.029 --> 01:13:29.590
she says, you blink? Blink, lie, blink. It's

01:13:29.590 --> 01:13:34.210
a sociopathic dance. Hands in the air, you've

01:13:34.210 --> 01:13:37.149
been through that. She'll steal your heart and

01:13:37.149 --> 01:13:42.079
laugh at you. Text your best friend from your

01:13:42.079 --> 01:13:46.859
place Blake Lively Is a sociopathic rat Dance,

01:13:46.859 --> 01:13:49.979
dance, dance You love it when the red flags flash

01:13:49.979 --> 01:13:54.020
Oh, she's so wrong It's a certified rat Blake

01:13:54.020 --> 01:13:58.300
Lively Is a sociopathic rat She gotta list boys

01:13:58.300 --> 01:14:00.640
on red Got who's up now Post it on her thread

01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:02.739
Take your hoodie Oh, you want that badge? Says

01:14:02.739 --> 01:14:05.020
maybe later than forget your ass Blake's nice

01:14:05.020 --> 01:14:07.380
girl So the camera's hit, then flips clips like

01:14:07.380 --> 01:14:09.300
a Netflix skit Cheers in the club, yeah, she

01:14:09.300 --> 01:14:11.500
staged all that Mascara lines like a welcome

01:14:11.500 --> 01:14:17.199
mat Black Lolly is a sociopathic brat Hands,

01:14:17.460 --> 01:14:21.060
hands, hands in the air, you can do that She'll

01:14:21.060 --> 01:14:25.159
steal your heart, then laugh in your face Then

01:14:25.159 --> 01:14:39.859
text your best friend from your face Blake Lively

01:14:39.859 --> 01:14:45.159
is a sociopathic brat. Who's that? Who's that?

01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:48.979
Who's that? Who's that? Treat you like a tramp.

01:14:49.500 --> 01:14:51.619
Spin around, point where she at. If you spot

01:14:51.619 --> 01:14:57.659
her in the club, better guard your past. Blake

01:14:57.659 --> 01:15:14.300
Lively! and text your best friend from your place.

01:15:14.300 --> 01:15:20.020
Blake Lively is a sociopathic man. You love it

01:15:20.020 --> 01:15:24.079
when the red flags flash. She's not wrong, it's

01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:28.960
a certified fact. Blake Lively is a sociopathic

01:15:28.960 --> 01:15:31.439
man. Oh yeah, what's going on with this moron

01:15:31.439 --> 01:15:37.439
right here? Mm -hmm. Right. Happy Hot Topic!

01:15:39.420 --> 01:15:41.699
There's no chance, right? Yeah, there's no way.

01:15:41.840 --> 01:15:44.359
Yeah, seems like Blake Lively reconciling with

01:15:44.359 --> 01:15:47.340
Taylor Swift won't be happening anytime soon.

01:15:47.600 --> 01:15:50.359
Yeah, I don't think Taylor likes being involved.

01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:56.020
Phone a friend. Shoot a text, maybe. So there's,

01:15:56.020 --> 01:16:00.300
um, and here's gonna have a time. I asked you

01:16:00.300 --> 01:16:02.380
already. God damn it, god damn it. Stupid video.

01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:06.279
God, this sucked. All right. Hold on a second.

01:16:06.420 --> 01:16:08.680
I just had to edit out that part because they

01:16:08.680 --> 01:16:11.920
played a video of Taylor and Travis's wedding

01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:14.600
and how it might take several days to set up.

01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:17.000
And then the best part was it had her music,

01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:18.979
which I would have got hit with copyright. But

01:16:18.979 --> 01:16:22.220
yeah, the weddings, you know, that take the most

01:16:22.220 --> 01:16:25.100
time and the most effort are the ones that are

01:16:25.100 --> 01:16:35.079
going to end the worst. Happy Hot Topic! Looks

01:16:35.079 --> 01:16:37.779
like the ball is in Brooklyn Peltz Beckham's

01:16:37.779 --> 01:16:41.720
court. Listen, Brooklyn. My dad died 11 years

01:16:41.720 --> 01:16:43.560
ago and I wish I could talk to him. Get over

01:16:43.560 --> 01:16:46.319
it. Father's Day. David and Victoria Beckham

01:16:46.319 --> 01:16:49.220
included their eldest son in their touching Father's

01:16:49.220 --> 01:16:52.300
Day tributes months after Brooklyn claimed he...

01:16:52.300 --> 01:16:54.859
Ah, so they're not talking about a bunch of rich

01:16:54.859 --> 01:16:58.260
morons. Life's short. Talk to each other. Happy

01:16:58.260 --> 01:17:05.239
Tuesday. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down

01:17:05.239 --> 01:17:08.279
the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:17:08.539 --> 01:17:11.539
Fans smiles wild, stories about the queens. Dropping

01:17:11.539 --> 01:17:14.640
dollars, bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy proves

01:17:14.640 --> 01:17:17.640
Manny knows it all. From sandals to the court,

01:17:17.739 --> 01:17:21.119
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:17:21.739 --> 01:17:25.229
Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,

01:17:25.409 --> 01:17:28.329
legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true

01:17:28.329 --> 01:17:31.310
hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain

01:17:31.310 --> 01:17:34.409
tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.

01:17:34.869 --> 01:17:38.010
Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals

01:17:38.010 --> 01:17:41.270
to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:17:41.270 --> 01:17:44.329
have a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and

01:17:44.329 --> 01:17:48.239
awe. Crazy exes, wild and scandalous League full

01:17:48.239 --> 01:17:51.140
of stories, ain't nothing fabulous Line breaks

01:17:51.140 --> 01:17:54.500
it down, gets unanimous Tuna hoppy hour, never

01:17:54.500 --> 01:18:00.210
anomalous All right, so there's a new report

01:18:00.210 --> 01:18:04.670
that LeBron James and Luka are not very close.

01:18:04.930 --> 01:18:07.170
That's totally going to help them win a championship.

01:18:07.710 --> 01:18:10.670
Paul Pierce's new baby mama called him a deadbeat

01:18:10.670 --> 01:18:13.989
for not including his son in his Father's Day

01:18:13.989 --> 01:18:18.670
post. Man, I'm so glad I don't have annoying

01:18:18.670 --> 01:18:24.069
baby mamas. Josh Hart wants Becky Hammond to

01:18:24.069 --> 01:18:26.930
apologize for what she said about Jalen Brunson.

01:18:27.050 --> 01:18:29.630
I love how they claim, I love the Knicks team,

01:18:29.770 --> 01:18:32.470
not the fans or the owner, but I like that team,

01:18:32.529 --> 01:18:34.890
but I love how they claim they don't care about

01:18:34.890 --> 01:18:37.170
haters. Oh, geez, we have two things playing.

01:18:37.430 --> 01:18:40.789
But yeah, they don't, they, oh God, it's, damn

01:18:40.789 --> 01:18:45.250
it. The show's going to hell. One second. Breather.

01:18:45.569 --> 01:18:51.229
So many clips playing once. No, I love how, They

01:18:51.229 --> 01:18:55.670
claim they don't care about haters. And all of

01:18:55.670 --> 01:18:58.750
a sudden, all they're talking about is the people

01:18:58.750 --> 01:19:01.029
that didn't agree with them. Becky may have been

01:19:01.029 --> 01:19:04.590
wrong. She's a dirty, rotten moron. That doesn't

01:19:04.590 --> 01:19:06.430
mean she has to say sorry. That was her opinion.

01:19:06.510 --> 01:19:11.109
She's stupid. Here, this is what was playing

01:19:11.109 --> 01:19:15.260
before. Here is Rick Brunson's, Jalen Brunson's

01:19:15.260 --> 01:19:16.939
dad, Rick Brunson, talking about Derrick Rose

01:19:16.939 --> 01:19:19.420
versus Jalen in their prime on Waddle and Sylvie

01:19:19.420 --> 01:19:26.000
on ESPN 1000. Right here. Here we go. That Jalen

01:19:26.000 --> 01:19:31.260
played with Derrick too. Derrick Rose prime before

01:19:31.260 --> 01:19:35.579
his injury. Jalen Brunson prime. Game of one

01:19:35.579 --> 01:19:42.479
-on -one. Who wins? I'm going to have to sub

01:19:42.479 --> 01:19:44.500
in and help Jalen, man. That's the baddest guy

01:19:44.500 --> 01:19:47.000
I've ever played with, coached. Derrick Rose

01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:50.460
is the best. My son and Derrick have an unbelievable

01:19:50.460 --> 01:19:54.840
relationship. But Prime Derrick? No one was better

01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:58.220
than Prime Derrick. Nobody. That's me. Maybe

01:19:58.220 --> 01:20:01.340
I'm biased, but... Nobody. Do I have to remind

01:20:01.340 --> 01:20:05.140
you of Jalen's stats in game five of the NBA

01:20:05.140 --> 01:20:08.939
finals to win a championship? But that is like

01:20:08.939 --> 01:20:11.220
for Derek to hear that or to anyone in Chicago

01:20:11.220 --> 01:20:15.199
to hear that. That is really just your love for

01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:18.579
Derek. High praise. Yeah. How soon do we forget?

01:20:18.760 --> 01:20:21.899
Because I sat there when Derek carried the Bulls,

01:20:21.899 --> 01:20:24.659
you know, to Miami. You know, obviously we didn't

01:20:24.659 --> 01:20:25.920
beat that. We didn't get to the championship.

01:20:26.199 --> 01:20:30.159
But what? Are you crying, Derek Rose? I like

01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:32.859
that he doesn't kiss his son's ass like, you

01:20:32.859 --> 01:20:38.840
know, good old LeVar Ball. LeBron James and his

01:20:38.840 --> 01:20:41.779
Cavaliers team minus Kyrie Irving are like doing

01:20:41.779 --> 01:20:44.899
this whole midlife crisis 10 -year reunion. They

01:20:44.899 --> 01:20:46.939
were celebrating their championship in France.

01:20:47.100 --> 01:20:49.140
They should have been in Lakewood, Ohio. And

01:20:49.140 --> 01:20:52.060
here is Josh Hart talking about Wemby crying.

01:20:53.000 --> 01:20:55.159
Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart held their podcast,

01:20:55.380 --> 01:20:57.600
The Roommates Show, in front of an audience to

01:20:57.600 --> 01:20:59.680
talk about winning the championship. They had

01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:02.000
heaps of guests on and Josh Hart spoke about

01:21:02.000 --> 01:21:04.960
Wemby getting emotional after the Spurs beat

01:21:04.960 --> 01:21:08.420
OKC and also demanded an apology from Becky Hammond.

01:21:22.769 --> 01:21:26.710
We had a similar reaction last year. So there

01:21:26.710 --> 01:21:29.109
you go. And then this is a clip that went viral

01:21:29.109 --> 01:21:31.789
recently. Rest in peace, Norm MacDonald. But

01:21:31.789 --> 01:21:33.550
here he was at Blake Griffin's press conference

01:21:33.550 --> 01:21:39.670
for a rookie of the year. Is this a really good

01:21:39.670 --> 01:21:46.930
question, Norm? There's a question from Blake's

01:21:46.930 --> 01:21:52.829
good friend, Norm. No, Blake, it's fun watching

01:21:52.829 --> 01:21:56.810
you this year. Wasn't it cool? Yeah. And I was

01:21:56.810 --> 01:21:58.489
wondering, like, there's a kind of a curse with

01:21:58.489 --> 01:22:00.729
Rookie of the Year. Nobody's ever repeated it.

01:22:03.350 --> 01:22:07.529
I didn't think about that. Well, I'll try as

01:22:07.529 --> 01:22:10.529
hard as I can next year. That was adorable. All

01:22:10.529 --> 01:22:12.489
right, let's end this thing with Tampa Bay News.

01:22:47.369 --> 01:22:59.500
We're about to go live. They were my babies.

01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:04.819
My boys were mama's boys. A year after losing

01:23:04.819 --> 01:23:07.439
two of her sons, a Largo woman says the pain

01:23:07.439 --> 01:23:10.920
hasn't gone away. So that was with that college

01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:13.060
football player. He's going to serve a lot of

01:23:13.060 --> 01:23:16.380
time in prison. Well, 74 -year -old Dusty Ray

01:23:16.380 --> 01:23:19.060
Spencer is scheduled to die by lethal injection

01:23:19.060 --> 01:23:22.140
this week for murdering his wife 34 years ago

01:23:22.140 --> 01:23:25.680
in Orange County. Yeah, they waited way Too long.

01:23:25.880 --> 01:23:27.859
Mm -hmm. What's the point of death penalty if

01:23:27.859 --> 01:23:30.800
you're going to wait forever? Mm -hmm. I knew

01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:32.779
this afternoon a Plant City teenager is facing

01:23:32.779 --> 01:23:35.640
a DUI charge after troopers say she led them

01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:40.979
on a 120 -mile -per -hour chase in Luzon to Tampa.

01:23:41.300 --> 01:23:44.979
So there's that. FHP says a trooper spotted a

01:23:44.979 --> 01:23:47.579
black Audi speeding northbound over the Howard

01:23:47.579 --> 01:23:49.819
Franklin Bridge. It's always that bridge. You

01:23:49.819 --> 01:23:52.039
got to be careful what's going on here with this

01:23:52.039 --> 01:23:55.579
moron. New this afternoon, we can now confirm

01:23:55.579 --> 01:23:57.720
the man accused of killing his girlfriend near

01:23:57.720 --> 01:24:00.619
Palm River is being held without bond. He just

01:24:00.619 --> 01:24:03.159
looks like a Kelta listener, a moron. Mm -hmm.

01:24:04.390 --> 01:24:07.069
He calls it gas station morphine. Florida's attorney

01:24:07.069 --> 01:24:09.229
general is now expanding the state's crackdown

01:24:09.229 --> 01:24:12.090
on 7 -OH products, a powerful kratom -derived

01:24:12.090 --> 01:24:15.569
substance. Here's the problem. There is a difference

01:24:15.569 --> 01:24:19.210
between 7 -OH and actual kratom. And these dirty,

01:24:19.229 --> 01:24:22.329
rotten morons that are selling this stuff are

01:24:22.329 --> 01:24:25.550
making actual kratom that helps people with Mitra

01:24:25.550 --> 01:24:28.909
9, Club 13, and powder. It's making it all look

01:24:28.909 --> 01:24:31.250
bad. Especially when you live in a state that's

01:24:31.250 --> 01:24:33.689
very red, in a country that's very red, that

01:24:33.689 --> 01:24:36.140
they've claim about the freedom of people, but

01:24:36.140 --> 01:24:38.239
then they're trying to ban kratom and even possibly

01:24:38.239 --> 01:24:42.619
banning kava. Realize that the 708 products are

01:24:42.619 --> 01:24:46.720
not the same as drinking kratom. 10 Tampa Bay

01:24:46.720 --> 01:24:48.939
News reporter Angelicia Bruton explains the latest

01:24:48.939 --> 01:24:51.439
effort to remove the product from store shelves.

01:24:52.920 --> 01:24:54.560
Health officials from Tampa General Hospital

01:24:54.560 --> 01:24:57.479
say several people are coming in every week experiencing

01:24:57.479 --> 01:25:00.579
symptoms from 70H products. They say it's people

01:25:00.579 --> 01:25:04.100
of all ages, from elderly people to babies as

01:25:04.100 --> 01:25:06.239
young as... Why is a three -month -old having

01:25:06.239 --> 01:25:09.220
70H? That parent should be checked into at a

01:25:09.220 --> 01:25:15.340
CPS. Three months old. Since 2013, Florida medical

01:25:15.340 --> 01:25:19.760
examiners have linked at least 587 overdose deaths

01:25:19.760 --> 01:25:24.060
to 70H. problem so then everyone's gonna loop

01:25:24.060 --> 01:25:27.539
in kratom and a lot of times the people that

01:25:27.539 --> 01:25:29.640
died of like drinking kratom or having the powder

01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:33.720
had other things in their body but everyone just

01:25:33.720 --> 01:25:37.779
sees the word kratom everyone's got their vice

01:25:38.640 --> 01:25:41.720
And related chemical compound. Kiss my ass and

01:25:41.720 --> 01:25:44.119
enjoy it. Drugs. Last year, Attorney General

01:25:44.119 --> 01:25:47.119
James Uthmeyer issued an emergency ban to address

01:25:47.119 --> 01:25:49.960
this. Scheduled this, making it unlawful to sell

01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:53.220
this. Gas station morphine, as we called it,

01:25:53.260 --> 01:25:56.060
was. Well, you can get rid of the 708 gas station

01:25:56.060 --> 01:25:59.020
morphine. But as long as you don't loop in the

01:25:59.020 --> 01:26:01.380
actual Kratom that's helping people, I'm fine

01:26:01.380 --> 01:26:04.859
with that. But if you then ban the 70H, but then

01:26:04.859 --> 01:26:08.119
try to ban Mitra 9 and Club 13 and prevent all

01:26:08.119 --> 01:26:12.100
the Kava Bars that work hard to make their Kratom

01:26:12.100 --> 01:26:17.220
and make a living, like Zenden, Kavas, all of

01:26:17.220 --> 01:26:20.180
it, O2, all the Kava Bars in the area. If you

01:26:20.180 --> 01:26:23.539
affiliate the 70H with the actual Kratom that's

01:26:23.539 --> 01:26:29.539
helping people, that ain't it, dawg. The hour.

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It's time for hockey in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio

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had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

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you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

01:32:51.149 --> 01:32:52.890
to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

01:32:52.890 --> 01:32:56.710
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:32:56.710 --> 01:33:00.430
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the

01:33:00.430 --> 01:33:02.550
truth is I have a condition known as autism.

01:33:03.250 --> 01:33:05.750
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.

01:33:05.970 --> 01:33:09.329
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

01:33:11.880 --> 01:33:14.399
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In the recent study, people with autism are less

01:33:21.020 --> 01:33:23.720
likely to have a job and more likely to become

01:33:23.720 --> 01:33:27.039
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

01:33:27.039 --> 01:33:30.300
and family, having a college education. I have

01:33:30.300 --> 01:33:32.800
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:33:32.800 --> 01:33:35.119
an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:33:35.119 --> 01:33:37.100
remember that people with autism want the same

01:33:37.100 --> 01:33:39.960
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

01:33:42.859 --> 01:33:46.079
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:48.420
.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

01:33:48.420 --> 01:34:10.319
your kindness. 27, do it like that until I, I,

01:34:10.319 --> 01:34:12.460
I, end up in money heaven They be thinkin' they

01:34:12.460 --> 01:34:13.720
be claimin' and torturin' them with the bullshit

01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:16.100
they handin' now Pull the twist and make a wish

01:34:16.100 --> 01:34:19.220
and blow the candles out Blow the candles out,

01:34:19.300 --> 01:34:22.859
blow the candles out Sagittarius birthday November

01:34:22.859 --> 01:34:26.020
27, do it like that until I, I, I, end up in

01:34:26.020 --> 01:34:27.880
money heaven They be thinkin' they be claimin'

01:34:27.880 --> 01:34:29.399
and torturin' them with the bullshit they handin'

01:34:29.460 --> 01:34:32.020
now Pull the twist and make a wish and blow the

01:34:32.020 --> 01:34:34.619
candles out Pull the all -white phantom out I'm

01:34:34.619 --> 01:34:35.939
a gun with the pants and the shirt and the shoes

01:34:35.939 --> 01:34:37.239
and the hat with the shades and the chains and

01:34:41.819 --> 01:35:30.489
It's good to be there, y 'all. It's just the

01:35:30.489 --> 01:36:01.279
beginning, it only gets better. Bad new Gucci

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bag matching Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the

01:36:03.979 --> 01:36:06.819
belt. Skirt matching the blouse. Chain matching

01:36:06.819 --> 01:36:09.300
the rank. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. Y 'all got

01:36:09.300 --> 01:36:12.420
so many haters. Why is so many hating? Sick like

01:36:12.420 --> 01:36:14.720
a mental patient. I floss like a dentist patient.

01:36:15.000 --> 01:36:17.079
This shit testing my patience. This shit working

01:36:17.079 --> 01:36:19.699
my nerves. I'm getting spending that money like

01:36:19.699 --> 01:36:22.199
the church in the cave. Laying on gay skin. Blowing

01:36:22.199 --> 01:36:27.260
trish in the wind. Just like. Yeah. Yeah. Wapping

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those tags. These diesels busting the tag. Yeah.

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We'll see you next time. I do it like it hurts.

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Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace

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I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,

01:37:36.310 --> 01:37:39.409
I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday Kiss

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a shot of Patron and blow a birthday Get a wood

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of gin, take a home on Thursday Burger King,

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mama, you can have it your way Or I can bring

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another bitch and y 'all can do it her way Hotel

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room, do not disturb way That's how I'ma do it

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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01:41:16.500 --> 01:41:19.460
decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,

01:41:19.659 --> 01:41:22.079
I have completed an associate degree in radio

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broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

01:41:24.159 --> 01:41:27.340
Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

01:41:27.340 --> 01:41:30.119
am different. People of autism have no needs

01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:34.079
no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

01:41:34.079 --> 01:41:37.000
learn to gain education and join the workforce.

01:41:37.319 --> 01:41:41.359
I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:47.279
sorry for them. Work with them. Find out for

01:41:47.279 --> 01:41:50.289
yourself. that autism isn't a disease, it's a

01:41:50.289 --> 01:41:53.649
condition. To find out more about autism, please

01:41:53.649 --> 01:41:57.630
visit autismspeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's

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time to listen. We'll see you next time. Outro

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Music We'll see you next time. Don't put no chasers

01:44:27.319 --> 01:44:31.739
in my drink. I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke,

01:44:32.020 --> 01:44:37.220
jang, smoke, y 'all. Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all.

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Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's all good Now I'm

01:44:44.539 --> 01:44:47.539
hidin' the motherfucker makin' up words Lookin'

01:44:47.539 --> 01:44:51.000
like men, I like them light skin Two at a time,

01:44:51.119 --> 01:44:53.399
y 'all been winnin', winnin' With Tony Gray,

01:44:53.500 --> 01:44:55.800
dude, like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay together

01:44:55.800 --> 01:44:59.199
in my glass like they all best friends I can't

01:44:59.199 --> 01:45:03.640
walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day

01:45:03.640 --> 01:45:06.640
to the dark People all for square, but my goons

01:45:06.640 --> 01:45:09.939
don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes on me

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We be getting choked out. We'll be right back.

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Outro Music Oh, the happy hour is coming to a

01:46:57.060 --> 01:47:00.159
close. Radio waves fading like a Wilson Rose.

01:47:00.380 --> 01:47:03.520
Laughter and joy dissolving in the air will keep

01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:20.670
the Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

01:47:20.670 --> 01:47:23.449
the silence Like the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held

01:47:23.449 --> 01:47:26.270
the mic With humor so divine The void left in

01:47:26.270 --> 01:47:35.029
our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

01:47:35.029 --> 01:47:37.409
speakers silenced I'm a -comin' to an end Like

01:47:37.409 --> 01:47:39.529
a rollercoaster stoppin' Round a river's bend

01:47:39.529 --> 01:47:42.970
Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now

01:47:42.970 --> 01:47:45.149
silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind

01:47:45.149 --> 01:47:52.960
Hope to Hoppy I already Laughter and joy is all

01:47:52.960 --> 01:48:25.630
it is. RyanHockeyRadio .com And then like that,

01:48:25.810 --> 01:48:29.649
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.

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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:48:34.409 --> 01:48:37.609
poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call it

01:48:37.609 --> 01:48:50.710
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is

01:48:50.710 --> 01:49:06.630
now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

01:49:06.630 --> 01:49:13.170
day. Good night, and God bless America. Door

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is closing.