Bubble Tea Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.30.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Now, something completely different.

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Oh, this is annoying. These kiss -ass, psycho

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-fan, parasocial, Megan Thee Stallion fans are

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trying to place a curse on Klay Thompson. You're

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a loser! You're probably sucking bad ass. Clay

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lost the game. Clay has no fame. Oh, yeah, totally

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didn't win four friggin' championships. He go

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to, like, six finals and is top 75 of all time.

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Yeah, just because you don't watch basketball.

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Know what I mean? Deadly squad, honey. Clay has

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no goals. He has no goals? He went to Dallas

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to win a championship, you dummy. Show your...

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Go clean your kid's diaper. Clay has to cough.

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Can't find a... Clay wants to shoot. Can't find

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the ball. That's kind of true. Megan is joyful.

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Megan is free. She's a bust out. And a career

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side chick. Megan is outside, twerking on one

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knee. Megan wears a wave, but she's not that

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pretty. Megan is happy. Okay, so it's Clay Thompson.

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Dude's got like nine figures in his bank account.

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Shut up! Alright, alright, alright. Oh yeah,

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she totally knows who you are, hottie. I'm sure

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you're totally in her top nine on the text messages.

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You'd be lucky to have sex with a bald guy. You

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ain't that attractive, honey. Shut up. I don't

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want to talk about Joy Taylor. She's annoying.

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Joy Taylor was a side chick at Fox Sports 1.

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I got fired for it. But because every guy in

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the media wants to plow her, no one questions

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her on it. And she said that people should just

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not cheat. You were a product of cheating, honey!

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You literally were banging people that were in

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relationships! Shut up! Meg Thee Stallion has

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ended her relationship with Klay Thompson, which

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absolutely swept the internet. Yeah, you know,

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like how you got yours in cinnamon. So, here's

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my overall philosophy. What an annoying voice

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if she's not on TV. Learned life motto. is don't

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be a sidekick. And standpoints on cheating. Don't.

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Alright. She learned her lesson, costed her her

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career. Now she's doing an Andrew Tate type podcast.

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Resumes in on her face. Ah, you know that face

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isn't painted like a Picasso. If I wanted to

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have sex in the next five to ten minutes, because

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I am a professional that I won't smack you right

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in your fucking mouth. I think we do think you

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would do that. You're annoying! It's been a long

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couple of days for me. I was on the road. Oh,

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yeah! She probably left her vibe right around.

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I'm on my social, but I have a child now. Meg

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Vestalian has ended her relationship. Did she

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adopt a kid? Oh, my God! Joy Taylor has a child

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now? What a terrible role model. Did you know

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Mommy got famous because she ruined relationships?

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Oh, yeah. Let me hit this button right here.

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Mm -hmm. What a sleepy frickin' Thursday it is.

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Oh, my God. It's only going to be sleepier as

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I work with the MJ Morning Show Friday, Monday,

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and Tuesday, which I'm excited about. But that

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445 AM alarm. Are you ready? Because I'm freaking

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annoyed with something, and I'll tell you in

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a second. Ah! Life is annoying. Attention, FM

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DJs, your morning show prep begins now. A sick

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person with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy

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Hour. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's

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mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome

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back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no

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no no no if i hit this button boom the whole

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program's gonna start okay we'll hit it all right

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man was so big and now something completely different

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hoppy hour starts in four three two hoppy hoppy

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hoppy this is hoppy hour with hoppy Hi. Freaking

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and I. Bye. headphone but doing that thing where

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it was going like this and i was recording earlier

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so annoying to get new headphones grumpy and

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i was going to kava house to get some kava and

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there's a stop sign on the side of the parking

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lot to like get back on the fourth street and

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this car was like waiting you know to turn and

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this crazy broad and it's like suv I could have

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been closer to the car at the stop sign to let

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me in. You know, it'd be common courtesy. But

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you're stupid. And what happened? I kind of drove

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around her to get in, and then she just psychotically

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began yelling, ah, ah. And I'm like, ah, so that's

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the type of day we're doing today. Van nine.

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Then I get out, and people are like, what did

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you do to her? I'm like, nothing. She's a dumb

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broad. Shut up. it's time for hoppy's inbox only

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on hoppy hour with ryan hoppy so i did a video

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about donald rowling defending michael jackson

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and someone commented meanwhile you voted for

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trump i guess you'll let him around your kids

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that made me a little man i said i don't vote

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for trump i can think michael jackson's a pedophile

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and so is our president What about Megan Thee

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Stallion? She needs to not bring up Clay Thompson's

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name. What about the passing of my friend Pete

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Gastonis? Rest in peace, buddy. I loved your

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post. They will live on forever as you. And then

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the picture of me and MJ from the MJ Morning

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Show. Now Michael Jackson, the good MJ. It said,

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wow, I can't believe how tall he is. And I this

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message. To my woman named For the Love of KV.

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She did the video of her trying to put a hex

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on Klay Thompson over her parasocial pathetic

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relationship with Megan Thee Stallion. Hi. I

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came across your post and noticed it includes

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my content from my TikTok, which I am the sole

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owner of. I'd prefer that my work isn't reposted

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without my permission. I kindly ask that this

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is taken down. I'll let that sit there. I got

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you! But you know it's stupid to put a hex on

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a player that you don't care about. And frankly,

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if he wanted to have sex with you, you would

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put out, honey. Shut up. Today is not the day

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to mess with me. I'm not going to, like, threaten

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people, but I'm not in a good mood. ChadGBTA

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sent it to us last night. You should be careful.

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I don't care. We're all going to die. Have magazine

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or body or be sane when we're dead, okay? The

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opinions of KV don't matter. If I have to take

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down the video, which I'm not, it's going to

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have to be a strike. Whatever. You're an annoying

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hag that does videos for attention. Shut up.

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Anyway. What do we got here? Can you tell I'm

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a little grumpy? No, I'm not in the best of mood.

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And I'm having to, thank God to my boss, Speedy,

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I'm having to use these old school, small headphones

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that only work in one ear. Yeah, this is a real

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rock star. Shut up, we have here. Isn't it? It's

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great. Clavicular is getting sued because he's

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a loser. Clavicular is being sued for battery

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fraud. And more by another lux -maxing influencer

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that goes... I'm so sick of that lux -maxing

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term. It's called taking care of yourself, you

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morons. ...by Allora Ziva. She's a hot piece

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of ass, isn't she? Claims that the first time

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she met Clive in person was at his parents' house

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in Massachusetts, where she was allegedly served

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excessive amounts of alcohol. Oh, yeah! And is

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accusing Clive of having sex with her while she

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was unable to give consent. That's not good.

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She also claims she woke up in the morning to

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him again having sex with her without her consent.

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That's not good. She... He claims they did not

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speak for months afterwards. Yeah, I don't know

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what you would say to that autistic moron. Until

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they ran into each other in Miami and Clav invited

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her to join his stream. Hey, you wanna come on

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the show? He alleges that Clav and his friends

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snorted a white powdery substance. Ah, cocaine!

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While on the way to the stream, which she refused

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when offered dirt. Why are you hanging out with

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him after he banged you when you're concerned?

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That's where you messed up. During the stream,

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he injects Aqualix into her face, which you can

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see him doing right here. What a weird guy. And

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she alleges that he streamed this without her

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permission. Oh, well, okay. Well, that's stupid.

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Having sex without the permission is one thing,

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but you're on his show. You know he's going to

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film it. You're on his fucking show. What are

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you talking about? Shut up. Speaking of shut

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up, this annoying hag. Yeah, I'm not in a good

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mood today. Erica Kirk discusses the Drewski

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video, which, by the way, Drewski never said

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it was you. You're just telling on yourself,

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you dumb hag. And I wake up to a new headline

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lying about me. It never said your name. You're

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telling on yourself. Mm -hmm. It could be any

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conservative woman that exploits her husband's

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assassination. Shut up. I have comedians dressing

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up in whiteface. I love how she's saying she's

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against whiteface while she's wearing all black.

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I have people saying I'm not fit to be CEO. You're

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not. You're dumb. You're just doing it for the

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money. You're a former Trump girl. The merit

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of God is famous and you had nothing in common

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with. I don't believe you're religious. It's

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phony. Shut up. And I have Candace Owens claiming

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I murdered my husband. Yeah, and then you got

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Candace Owens who's probably had sex with Charlie.

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Charlie probably cheated on Erica because she's

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so freaking annoying. Mm -hmm. And the list goes

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on and on. And on. And you're a cloud -chasing

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moron. And on. God, I am wrong. So she's mad

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about that. You're stupid. I'm sorry. You did

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not pick the right day to post a video that I

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can make fun of. Pooh Shiesty's right -hand man

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was granted a release from prison. Pooh Shiesty

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isn't that. They're really using Pooh Shiesty

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as an example. Birdman's nephew, Bezo187. I'm

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sure he's never murdered anybody. Says the guys

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around NBA, young boy, call him Pops. There you

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go. Riveting snow. Isn't your life better off

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now that you know him? All right, here's this

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annoying ass woman. Here's Bonnie Blue. Mm -hmm.

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It's so 20. No, not Bonnie Blue. It's Lily Phillips.

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This is so 2025. Lily Phillips addresses their

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beef with Bonnie Blue. Are you friends with Bonnie

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Blue? I'm not, no. You're not? No, I'm not friends.

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Why is that? We just don't really get on. They're

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the same. And you're like a hotter version of

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Carmen from the Kelta show. Hi. You wouldn't

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actually expect that. When it comes to work,

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we have something hotter. Do you think it's more

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of like a competitive? It's weird when he's like

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British. podcasters interview bonnie or uh lily

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phillips they have like this very dark energy

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about them like hatred or do you think it's just

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like just don't like each other just i just don't

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think i haven't not in like maybe a year all

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right what are you gonna talk about oh it's blood

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the same guy kai trump who's kind of a cutie

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even though it's weird she's born in like oh

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seven or whatever She opens up about being judged

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because of her last name. I mean, hey, some people

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don't like me. She has that teenager voice. That's

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kind of creepy. Pretend the world doesn't like

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me because of my last name. But they don't actually

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know me. Yeah, you know, I'm not a pedophile

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like my grandpa. I'm hoping if people actually

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give me a shot and not look at the last name,

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then I won't have any ops, but we'll see. Here's

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Logan Paul doing the kiss -ass interview. Does

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that happen often? Are people screaming shit

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at you? I've had one time I was out in public

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and someone literally walked up to me. She's

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telling me that my grandma sucks. I'm like, well,

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thank you so much for taking the time of your

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day to. He does suck though. I'll be honest.

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As rude as that is, it ain't fun. Brandy gives

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some flowers to Kalani as a singer. Thank you

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for being on my album. No, you got me forever.

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And I'm just so again, so proud of you. Hey,

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Brandy likes Kalani's music. Isn't that great?

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fucking irritated today. Jack Harlow was seen

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complimenting Ice Spice's picture online. She

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got a little flabby ass, doesn't she? The type

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of ass when you're hitting it from behind goes...

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Larsa Pippen wants to be under Bachelorette.

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Of course she does. She has no other redeeming

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talent. Not at all. This annoying woman keeps

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talking. There's this UK podcaster, Madame Joyce,

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Madame Joyce, whatever her stupid name is. Yeah,

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Madame of nothing. She says that Klay Thompson

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got famous on a global scale because of Meghan.

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As if that's a good thing. He was famous with

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the right circle. He was famous with the people

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that mattered being NBA players. Not. You know,

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Megan Thee Stallion fans, they live a parasocial

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relationship. Didn't know Klay Thompson before

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Meg Thee Stallion. Yeah, because you live in

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Britain, but they don't watch NBA or have proper

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teeth. Didn't know Stefan Diggs before Cardi

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B. Okay. Yeah, no one knew who Stefan Diggs was,

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one of the best wide receivers. You just don't

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watch sports, honey. And while these guys have

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more money than these girls, these girls have

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social and global influence. this is what's wrong

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with the modern day woman is they want all the

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influence and they get mad when people respond

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because you're putting out public statements

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shut up meg the stallion made clay a global star

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does he want that though does he want annoying

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women like you bitching at him shut up whether

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he wants to admit or not these men like to use

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these women for come ups oh yeah he was definitely

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coming for social status because like don't ever

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get it twisted girl Don't get it twisted. You're

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never going to find a man. You're a nine. Social

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currency is still a currency. No, it's not. If

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you think social currency is a currency, you're

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not a woman you want to date. you're a girl you

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have sex with and you immediately regret it and

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you're like oh god i had sex with her what was

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i fucking thinking dad if you are well known

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in your circle and you are well respected a guy

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can use that for social karma because being with

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you makes him look good oh god you're annoying

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you know during argument she remembers things

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from like february she just is like you know

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puts it in her brain and stores it make the Stallion

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is dating him. He must be popping. She must have

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really got cheated on. She must have just laid

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there like a dead fish, brought nothing to the

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bedroom, and now she's been hooked. He must be

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giving gas. You need to be very, very careful

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because guys are users just like girls. That's

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fair. I'd say girls are using more. Mm -hmm.

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Yeah, nine. Here's Lado talking about being pregnant.

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I forgot. It was an accident. I didn't know Tita

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had a story. Bro. So I had just shot the video.

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I'll do that. Now you. So her aunt didn't know

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she was pregnant. She likes that big D energy.

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Donald Trump tells the NASA administrator that

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he has beautiful ears. Locating NASA's headquarters

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out of D .C. once the lease is up. States like

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Texas, Ohio, and Florida. Well, the best man

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to tell you that is the man standing right over

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here. You heard that question? With those beautiful

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ears of yours? He's got great hearing, you know.

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He's got super hearing. Trick of the trade, sir.

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It's like a real -life episode of The Office,

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only it's not funny. There's a picture going

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around of Cardi B and Stefan Diggs and Stefan

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Diggs is holding their kid. Wow. The first time

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you held your kid. Here is Javadala Baila discussing

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the truth about single moms. This idea that women

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aren't celebrated when they enter. They're celebrated.

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Single mothers are celebrated. incredibly often

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all the time and i always say here listen if

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you find yourself in a precarious situation as

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a woman your husband dies i mean horrible things

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heaven forbid anywhere that happen you are in

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an abusive relationship, right? You might find

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yourself as a single mom doing the best you can

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and that's okay, right? But you shouldn't strive

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for that. Now you have women striving for that.

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Like, oh, I don't need a man. I don't want a

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man. I don't want to have to answer to a man.

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I'm going to - I don't want to listen to you.

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Blah, blah, blah. Today is National I'm Irritated

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Day. Here's Nick Cannon talking about losing

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his virginity at 13 during a church lock -in.

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Virginity at a church lock -in. What's a lock

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-in? Oh, yeah. Church where you're losing your

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virginity? No way! What's a church lock -in?

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So, yeah, I mean... This is so funny. I actually

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wrote a movie about it, that movie School Dance.

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It was where you live in a bad neighborhood to

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protect the kids. And normally it would be at

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a church or something like that. They would take

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all the kids from the neighborhood and lock them

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in on like Friday night into Saturday. OK. And

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so and it was just like a free for all. Oh, yeah.

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That's not good. It just became like because

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it was all of these kids. It's probably like

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two or three chaperones. And of course, we was

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at the, you know, the church. So. Everybody that

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you would see, you know, at Wednesday night service

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or on Sunday mornings, this was a time that you

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kind of got to be. All right, so he got exploited.

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No wonder he's so sexual. He got touched. Mm

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-hmm. Oh, yeah. Megan Thee Stallion is in good

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spirits and took a shot off a woman's chest.

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Mm -hmm. If you're having to deal with that,

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no wonder he cheated on you. And for the streets,

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yeah, Boston! And he probably won in that situation.

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Lil Tajay says he has no beef with Offset. I

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ain't got no beef with nobody, brother. My album's

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coming out on May 1st. I'll be sure not to listen

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to it. They just think you would stand for TJ.

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I'm going to have a lot of controversial s**t.

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I want some controversial s**t between the album.

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Controversial S. I'm sure it's mumble rap like

00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:06.069
everyone else. Oh, here's a stupid boomer of

00:22:06.069 --> 00:22:09.569
the day. Let me do a little PSA. I don't think

00:22:09.569 --> 00:22:11.890
every boomer is stupid, just the one in politics.

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Senator Lindsey Graham says there's no return

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to Disneyland on his calendar. Have you got any

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plans for next week? Obviously, Congress is up.

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A lot of campaigning. A lot of campaigning. Oh,

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yeah, good. What are we doing? I'm so done with

00:22:29.170 --> 00:22:34.029
politicians. You're stupid! You're welcome to

00:22:34.029 --> 00:22:37.730
join us. I'm good. I'll be around D .C. I know

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last break we saw you at Disney World. Are there

00:22:41.470 --> 00:22:43.589
any plans for Disney World this break? No, I'm

00:22:43.589 --> 00:22:46.750
going to go to Disney World. Alright then. I

00:22:46.750 --> 00:22:52.190
need that cut. Boomers are like, wait for us

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to get cut? There's something that's ruining

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relationships more than cheating. You want to

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know what's quietly killing more relationships

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than cheating ever could? What? The tone. Not

00:23:06.579 --> 00:23:13.019
the big dramatic fights. Not the lies. Not the

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betrayal. I would say those are pretty bad too.

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Just the everyday tone of voice that a woman

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uses with her man. Alright. I don't know if that's

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actually true. That's kind of stupid. Here's

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a woman going off on short, man. I'm sure she's

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going to dial on. Yeah, stop it. Mm -hmm. 856

00:23:37.509 --> 00:23:42.589
-49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. Did people

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stop drinking milk? Because why is every single

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man short? I feel bad for short guys. They always

00:23:47.930 --> 00:23:49.809
come up to me. Oh, it must be so nice being tall.

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Yeah, it's nice when the women like me, but even

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then, if a girl likes me for being tall, she's

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vapid. I swear I'm not that tall. Every time

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I get measured, it's 5 '8", but I'm now thinking

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maybe 5 '9". I don't know. I'm like being gaslit

00:24:01.650 --> 00:24:04.410
on my own height. But I wear, let's say, three

00:24:04.410 --> 00:24:07.069
inch foreign shields. Okay, six feet. I'm six

00:24:07.069 --> 00:24:09.490
feet tall when I go out. Why am I looking above

00:24:09.490 --> 00:24:12.690
everyone? All right, good luck not finding your

00:24:12.690 --> 00:24:14.950
true love because nothing's good enough for you,

00:24:15.029 --> 00:24:19.789
honey. Be prepared to live off of daddy's money.

00:24:20.569 --> 00:24:23.630
Here is a woman describing what a woman wants

00:24:23.630 --> 00:24:26.410
from a man. This is all we want. We want a man

00:24:26.410 --> 00:24:30.990
who acts like a man, who's manly, who takes care

00:24:30.990 --> 00:24:33.730
of things. Leader, I don't need you to kill an

00:24:33.730 --> 00:24:36.549
alligator with your hands, but I need to feel

00:24:36.549 --> 00:24:40.250
so feminine around you because you are so masculine.

00:24:40.509 --> 00:24:42.109
Well, you are a hot piece of ass, so that'd be

00:24:42.109 --> 00:24:44.529
the plan. That I can turn my brain off because

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I know you've got it. Oh, yeah. I got it with

00:24:48.549 --> 00:24:54.609
you all night, baby. 856 -49 -HOTBEAT. It's 856

00:24:54.609 --> 00:24:59.130
-494 -6773. Here's what you do when a woman starts

00:24:59.130 --> 00:25:02.109
pulling away. This hot ass woman with big boobs.

00:25:02.269 --> 00:25:05.170
This is how she wants to tell you. Do when a

00:25:05.170 --> 00:25:08.490
woman starts pulling away. Let her go. Don't

00:25:08.490 --> 00:25:11.769
chase. If she's pulling away, even if it's a

00:25:11.769 --> 00:25:15.009
game, she's probably not right for you. I would

00:25:15.009 --> 00:25:17.009
agree with that. There's a few girls I was talking

00:25:17.009 --> 00:25:20.640
to that did not I like my podcast content. I'm

00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:23.480
like, bye. Good luck being single at 40. And

00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:26.559
if it's a genuine rejection and she's not interested

00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:29.180
in you, you're better off walking separate paths

00:25:29.180 --> 00:25:32.019
anyway. Most men are coming from such scarcity

00:25:32.019 --> 00:25:35.640
that they're so afraid of losing her. They get

00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:37.660
so heartbroken when they schedule a date and

00:25:37.660 --> 00:25:39.640
she doesn't show up. She stops texting. All right.

00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:43.259
Those European accents, nothing wrong with them.

00:25:43.339 --> 00:25:44.980
But when they're giving out dating advice, you're

00:25:44.980 --> 00:25:46.799
talking about sex, it comes off very passive

00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:50.460
-aggressive. Oh, yeah. Here's Lana Rhodes talking

00:25:50.460 --> 00:25:53.299
to Adam 22 about being in porn. So crazy. It's

00:25:53.299 --> 00:25:57.500
crazy. They like brainwash you. They brainwash

00:25:57.500 --> 00:25:59.740
you to think that what you're doing is so important.

00:25:59.980 --> 00:26:03.720
Oh, yeah. Taking a load to the face. Yeah, you're

00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:05.700
a real savior. In reality, it's important to

00:26:05.700 --> 00:26:09.329
their wallet. yeah so these are young girls impressionable

00:26:09.329 --> 00:26:11.230
girls and they're making you think that these

00:26:11.230 --> 00:26:13.650
awards are so great that it's like you know like

00:26:13.650 --> 00:26:16.970
the highest achievement and that like these showcases

00:26:16.970 --> 00:26:20.349
you're like changing the world and whatever if

00:26:20.349 --> 00:26:24.029
you think i'm trying to be clean here but all

00:26:24.029 --> 00:26:25.849
the things that are happening in an x -rated

00:26:25.849 --> 00:26:27.990
movie if you think that's important you're stupid

00:26:27.990 --> 00:26:32.250
here's a woman saying we need to start shaming

00:26:32.250 --> 00:26:34.710
women the reality is that if a man's a loser

00:26:35.419 --> 00:26:38.000
Society reinforces that. If a woman's a loser,

00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:41.579
society does not reinforce that. Okay. And what

00:26:41.579 --> 00:26:44.240
is your solution? Start telling women that they're

00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:48.980
losers. I don't support that word. If you think

00:26:48.980 --> 00:26:50.920
using the R word is the right decision, you're

00:26:50.920 --> 00:26:56.460
a moron. And I don't. I like you. Candace Owens

00:26:56.460 --> 00:26:58.759
is going after Erica Kirk. Of course she is.

00:26:58.819 --> 00:27:03.079
What else would she have? Jim Jones says, you

00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:06.309
got to watch how you eat. bananas around these

00:27:06.309 --> 00:27:08.710
and then said the n -word i guess there was a

00:27:08.710 --> 00:27:10.970
picture going around of jim jones eating a banana

00:27:10.970 --> 00:27:19.690
really sexually 856 49 happy that's 856 -494

00:27:19.690 --> 00:27:24.309
-6773 you can tweet at me at ryan happy radio

00:27:24.309 --> 00:27:27.869
you can always email me ryan happy radio at a

00:27:27.869 --> 00:27:32.519
gmail a dot a com Right here is a very interesting

00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:36.299
clip. WNBA star Lexi Brown calls out Klay Thompson

00:27:36.299 --> 00:27:39.200
and Megan Thee Stallion for being silent while

00:27:39.200 --> 00:27:42.079
she receives death threats over an affair rumor.

00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:45.799
Me and Klay do know each other because we both

00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:48.480
play professional basketball. I would have considered

00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:51.799
him a friend. I do not know Megan Thee Stallion

00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:57.539
at all. I don't know why it's so funny to me.

00:27:57.950 --> 00:28:02.769
Today, I'm still the only person that has denied

00:28:02.769 --> 00:28:05.829
this entire situation of my involvement and claimed

00:28:05.829 --> 00:28:09.509
that this is 100 % false. And the fact that I'm

00:28:09.509 --> 00:28:13.630
still the only one that is defending my name,

00:28:13.750 --> 00:28:19.309
I have no idea how to process that. All right.

00:28:19.750 --> 00:28:21.849
That would suck if you're just getting drawn

00:28:21.849 --> 00:28:25.630
in with the sign checks. Adam Carolla defends.

00:28:26.549 --> 00:28:30.710
Jimmy Kimmel and says that people need to lighten

00:28:30.710 --> 00:28:33.490
up about the jokes. I used to love Adam Carolla.

00:28:33.569 --> 00:28:36.450
He was my hero. He is so freaking insufferable.

00:28:36.509 --> 00:28:40.869
It's ridiculous. Lakers Governor Jenny Buss donated

00:28:40.869 --> 00:28:46.329
a lot of money to Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidate.

00:28:46.410 --> 00:28:48.369
I would not be surprised if he actually became

00:28:48.369 --> 00:28:52.230
mayor. I could see that happening. Joe Francis

00:28:52.230 --> 00:28:56.109
had a baby via surrogate. Oh, yeah. That's the

00:28:56.109 --> 00:28:57.789
guy I want to have as a father. The guy that

00:28:57.789 --> 00:29:03.450
created Girls Going Wild. AOC says we've had

00:29:03.450 --> 00:29:07.150
a gay president. Corey Feldman was nodded to

00:29:07.150 --> 00:29:09.789
Michael Jackson premiere and was mad about it.

00:29:10.250 --> 00:29:13.150
Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes hang out post

00:29:13.150 --> 00:29:17.730
-breakup. They're obsessed with each other. They

00:29:17.730 --> 00:29:23.130
need to stay together. Why pretend like you don't

00:29:23.130 --> 00:29:25.380
like each other when you keep going back? You

00:29:25.380 --> 00:29:27.180
know how I say you never go back to your exes,

00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:29.799
but if you continually go back, there's probably

00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:32.599
something there. Time for royal family and Kardashian

00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:50.000
news. Roars and Kardashians, dumb Nepo villains

00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:53.740
Crowns made of clout, castles built on fame Reality's

00:29:53.740 --> 00:29:56.720
a circus, everybody's fair game Paparazzi snappin',

00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:59.200
like lions in the zoo Golden spoons in their

00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:02.700
mouths, they don't chew No hustle, just a hand

00:30:02.700 --> 00:30:05.460
-me -down throne Earn nothing, but they claim

00:30:05.460 --> 00:30:09.160
the zone Royal family, Kardashian crew Nothin'

00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:12.880
new, just the same old view Naples babies, ridin'

00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:16.250
on a silver spoon Turn the dial Oppies breakin'

00:30:16.250 --> 00:30:19.869
the tune Boy your family, Kardashian crew Nothin'

00:30:19.869 --> 00:30:23.529
new, just the same old view Nipple babies, ridin'

00:30:23.549 --> 00:30:26.910
on a silver spoon Turn the dial, oppies breakin'

00:30:26.910 --> 00:30:30.150
the tune King Charles with his face on a pound,

00:30:30.250 --> 00:30:32.569
but no way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound.

00:30:32.869 --> 00:30:36.410
Kims and pop, make up and scandals, selling us

00:30:36.410 --> 00:30:39.349
drama like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,

00:30:39.470 --> 00:30:42.289
fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to

00:30:42.289 --> 00:30:45.529
Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through

00:30:45.529 --> 00:30:47.970
the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause

00:30:47.970 --> 00:30:51.549
for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static,

00:30:51.730 --> 00:30:54.890
calling out the fakes. Systematic, from palaces

00:30:54.890 --> 00:31:05.740
to mansions, all the same. Oh, yeah. Let's see

00:31:05.740 --> 00:31:09.700
what the hell is going on. All right. I hear.

00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:17.079
It's going to be the most riveting headline of

00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:20.970
all time. Khloe Kardashian is shutting down any

00:31:20.970 --> 00:31:24.130
contact between mom Kris Jenner and her ex -husband,

00:31:24.250 --> 00:31:27.009
Lamar Odom. Yeah, I had a few breakups and my

00:31:27.009 --> 00:31:28.849
mom kept talking to the ex and you're like, mom,

00:31:29.349 --> 00:31:33.289
stop. In the new Netflix documentary, Untold,

00:31:33.369 --> 00:31:36.130
The Death and Life of Lamar Odom, Lamar admitted

00:31:36.130 --> 00:31:38.470
to marrying the Kardashian star for her fame.

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Now she's making it clear that there's no way

00:31:41.369 --> 00:31:44.170
forward for their friendship. Yeah, I would agree

00:31:44.170 --> 00:31:47.890
with that. On the April 29th episode of her Chloe

00:31:47.890 --> 00:31:50.289
Wonderland podcast, she said she hasn't received

00:31:50.289 --> 00:31:52.869
an apology from him. She's not. He's a loser.

00:31:53.210 --> 00:31:56.849
And that bridge is now burned. Yeah, I would

00:31:56.849 --> 00:32:00.329
say that was kind of it. He's a bitter guy. Here

00:32:00.329 --> 00:32:03.049
she speaks. Here is Kris Jenner speaking on her

00:32:03.049 --> 00:32:10.170
25 year age gap with Corey Gamble. Called a cougar.

00:32:10.529 --> 00:32:14.299
Are you a cougar? No. No, you are. Am I? Are

00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:18.599
you okay? No. Corey is like 30 years younger

00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:22.180
than you. He's 25 years younger than me. Okay.

00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.799
25. Okay, so I kind of like a cougar. And I think

00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:29.519
you're more than a cougar. Right. You're a pimp.

00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:34.059
Cougar. 25 is like, oh, all right, girl. There

00:32:34.059 --> 00:32:37.059
you go. What a weird family. My family, we're

00:32:37.059 --> 00:32:38.440
like Roman Catholic. We don't talk about our

00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:42.309
sex lives. That's a little weird. Mm -hmm. David

00:32:42.309 --> 00:32:45.589
Beckham is praising King Charles's recent address

00:32:45.589 --> 00:32:48.410
to the United States Congress. Who's a bigger

00:32:48.410 --> 00:32:52.730
douchebag, Prince Charles or David Beckham? The

00:32:52.730 --> 00:32:56.390
retired soccer player took to Instagram on April

00:32:56.390 --> 00:32:59.170
29th to applaud the monarch's recent speech,

00:32:59.390 --> 00:33:01.849
where he. All right, I'm getting bored. Now that's

00:33:01.849 --> 00:33:03.529
saying if I'm bored, you're boring. You're annoying.

00:33:04.089 --> 00:33:08.089
Blah, blah, blah. Here is Kris Jenner saying

00:33:08.089 --> 00:33:14.079
if she ever got. I need Botox. For example, lately,

00:33:14.259 --> 00:33:18.220
it's this headline about my facelift, which is

00:33:18.220 --> 00:33:21.680
really, truly driving me crazy. Which part? And

00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:24.200
what's the headline? Well, the headline right

00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:27.180
now is that I hate my facelift. And I'm really

00:33:27.180 --> 00:33:30.819
mad at, I'm furious at my doctor, Stephen Levine,

00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:33.259
which... Couldn't be further from the truth.

00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:36.960
It's a flat out lie. I love my facelift. I adore

00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:40.500
my doctor. I never in a million years was going

00:33:40.500 --> 00:33:43.440
to talk about doing a facelift. I didn't bring

00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:46.559
this to anybody's attention. All right, you're

00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:50.900
boring me. I'll be honest. I have to be up very

00:33:50.900 --> 00:33:55.660
early for the MJ morning show tomorrow. And it's

00:33:55.660 --> 00:33:57.700
already almost 1 p .m. And I like see the day

00:33:57.700 --> 00:33:59.660
ticking away. I'm starting to freak out a little

00:33:59.660 --> 00:34:05.609
bit. No. Gotta get up early. Josh Duggar is now

00:34:05.609 --> 00:34:08.630
in solitary confinement. Yeah, what I've heard.

00:34:09.170 --> 00:34:10.909
Doesn't seem like pedophiles really get along

00:34:10.909 --> 00:34:13.010
with people in prison. Time for Jimmy Kimmel's

00:34:13.010 --> 00:34:32.769
A Douchebag. Talk slick like you run the room.

00:34:33.010 --> 00:34:35.909
But the joke lands hard when you walk in. You

00:34:35.909 --> 00:34:38.889
want laughs, I want truth. You sell punchlines,

00:34:38.969 --> 00:34:43.429
I sell proof. Big talk, little heat. All that

00:34:43.429 --> 00:34:46.969
knowledge still weak. You clap for yourself,

00:34:47.190 --> 00:34:51.610
that's sad. Try to look cool, still bad. I hear

00:34:51.610 --> 00:34:54.269
your name, I just smirk. Whole vibe, flimsy,

00:34:54.269 --> 00:34:58.190
whole act, work, work. Step up, step up, say

00:34:58.190 --> 00:35:02.320
it with your chest. Act tough, act tough, act

00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:06.579
tough But you never pass the test Jimmy Kimo,

00:35:06.579 --> 00:35:10.900
douchebag Jimmy Kimo, douchebag Say it loud,

00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:29.630
let it drag Jimmy Kimo, douchebag Same old smile,

00:35:29.650 --> 00:35:33.309
same fake wow. You swing soft with a velvet glove.

00:35:33.969 --> 00:35:37.710
All that chatter, no love. I came in with a sharp

00:35:37.710 --> 00:35:41.489
tongue. You came out sounding half one. Every

00:35:41.489 --> 00:35:45.210
line you throw, I duck. You want smoke, you out

00:35:45.210 --> 00:35:48.889
of love. Look at you, all polished up. Still

00:35:48.889 --> 00:35:52.090
ain't hard, still ain't enough. I don't hate,

00:35:52.170 --> 00:35:55.750
I just call. When you trip, I watch you fall.

00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:02.860
Say it with your chest Act tough, act tough But

00:36:02.860 --> 00:36:07.219
you never pass the test Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag

00:36:07.219 --> 00:36:11.659
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Say it loud, don't let

00:36:11.659 --> 00:36:16.579
it drag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,

00:36:16.579 --> 00:36:21.059
douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Try to flex,

00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:31.969
but you lag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Quick laugh,

00:36:32.050 --> 00:36:35.670
big mask, that's the old burst on them Jimmy

00:36:35.670 --> 00:36:40.329
Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Say

00:36:40.329 --> 00:36:44.929
it loud, don't let it drag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag

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Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Try to flex, but you

00:36:51.769 --> 00:37:11.190
lag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Yeah 856 -49 -HOPE.

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856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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And always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

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.com. Oh, sure. All right, let's go. Let's see

00:37:38.019 --> 00:37:40.019
what's going on with Jimmy Kimmel taking more

00:37:40.019 --> 00:37:45.719
shots at Trump like a baby. King Charles and

00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:50.360
Queen Camilla are here to visit President Beef

00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:53.179
on Wellington. My wonderful God, it's not funny.

00:37:53.420 --> 00:37:57.480
You're not funny. Mother Mary McLeod. They were

00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:03.400
married for 63 years. That's a record we won't

00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:06.739
be able to match. Only Donald Trump would demand

00:38:06.739 --> 00:38:09.920
I be fired for making a joke about his old age

00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:12.320
and then a day later go out and make a joke about

00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:18.639
his own old age. He's tiring. That wife of his,

00:38:18.699 --> 00:38:24.659
Molly, made him into a bitch. It's all he has.

00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:28.059
He's one of those guys. Oh, I'm so above Trump.

00:38:29.380 --> 00:38:32.039
And what does he talk about? Trump, Trump, Trump.

00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:35.940
You're tiring. Immediately fired for making this

00:38:35.940 --> 00:38:39.099
joke. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant

00:38:39.099 --> 00:38:46.880
widow. The FCC. Whatever. You know what? You

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should be fired for just, I don't know, low ratings

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and being irrelevant and not funny. The only

00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:53.500
time you're relevant is when you talk about Trump.

00:38:53.659 --> 00:39:11.110
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rich, and famous, even if we live lives that

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are poisonous, making us cancerous, acting scandalous

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for 50 minutes of fame. It's a life so shallow

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that we'll swallow the game called the rat race

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of life, where we submit ourselves. To the media's

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lies Open your eyes There's a whole lot of satellites

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up in the skies Connecting us together like umbilical

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cords It's time to cut it off with a sword They're

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00:47:45.860 --> 00:47:48.559
to heaven But it's not quite hell Unless you're

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someone easy for the companies to sell Steps

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that you don't need I repeat Things you don't

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need Commander, commander I'm calling for the

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nation The things that we see in the magazines

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his way that bring joy to my city. Niggas out

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here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get my

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man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.

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We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty

00:50:06.030 --> 00:50:07.989
penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think keep

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it 50. Chicago before day, everybody acting like

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we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with the

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greatest, and you see me. The realest of the

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realest, and the realest of my city. Seven -year

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-old babies getting killed for no reason. Niggas

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cracking cars, zeroing all they people. Real

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niggas get blessings, chill with they niggas.

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Real niggas fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas.

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Manny's host for everybody, breaking down the

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swisher. Put the loud end right around to some

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music. Only I'm trying to get through it, so

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I'm watching all my movements Checking bags like

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Nike, so I tell them just do it Tell my niggas

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they my brothers and I treat them like To my

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brothers and my niggas, so we equalize each other

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Life is but a dream till you wake up with your

00:50:48.090 --> 00:50:50.349
mother Smoke a Mary J, give you no more drama

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Still you on comas, cookin' up a master plan

00:50:52.289 --> 00:50:53.909
Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker, take

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a stand My bones in the murder cap, I don't hit

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a man I'm in my own lane, tryna see where I fit

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in Take a chance, one man's on the cash advance

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So we out here every day, tryna chase these bands

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Makin' all this money, you would never understand

00:51:04.210 --> 00:51:06.610
So go ahead and judge me, I still get to it And

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niggas say they winnin', but I know they really

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losin' Twelve months later, still got Outro Music

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I be smokin' heavy round for all that need another

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water So please let me in the club, cause you

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we travel, pop out Don't you hate when a nigga

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fake? Hell yeah, I'm already knowing most niggas

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snake Smiling your face, lying to you to your

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face Still ain't really shit to them cause they

00:53:57.599 --> 00:53:59.920
do it at day Haters, they be coming in all sizes

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and shapes Disguising they face fake, trying

00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:04.079
to embrace But I ain't with that, so I just fall

00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:06.340
back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good, I'm straight

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Real talk, though, hate is a bitch nigga trait

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relate So I'm coming in great cause I know these

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R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P -E -Radio .com. I would

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hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's in

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my podcast section. So whenever you listen to

00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:02.679
Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description is all of that. We're going to come

00:57:07.719 --> 00:57:11.400
back on Hoppy Hour and keep this party going

00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:17.739
and going. But let's hear from Aaron Hank, which

00:57:17.739 --> 00:57:19.539
you You can hear The Hammer and Hank Show with

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Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by searching

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up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N, Hank Show,

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and check it out on his podcast feed. People

00:57:29.300 --> 00:57:32.559
with autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

00:57:36.019 --> 00:57:38.619
my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.

00:57:38.800 --> 00:57:41.519
I was labeled as slow when I started school.

00:57:41.719 --> 00:57:44.579
Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

00:57:44.579 --> 00:57:47.420
decided I was autistic, not at the age of 14.

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I have completed an associate's degree in radio

00:57:50.159 --> 00:57:52.260
broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

00:57:52.260 --> 00:57:55.420
Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

00:57:55.420 --> 00:57:58.179
am different. People of autism have no needs

00:57:58.179 --> 00:58:02.119
no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

00:58:02.119 --> 00:58:05.079
learn to gain education and join the workforce.

00:58:05.380 --> 00:58:09.460
I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

00:58:09.460 --> 00:58:12.840
when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry

00:58:12.840 --> 00:58:15.679
for them. Work with them. Find out for yourself.

00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:18.760
That autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit AutismSpeaks

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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Tick

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-tock. Clocks of juke are playing. Cruel breaks.

00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:31.300
Coffee's out. We're almost done. Feels like robbery

00:58:31.300 --> 00:58:33.980
in banks. Crying hoppy on the mic. Dropping wisdom

00:58:33.980 --> 00:58:36.219
through streams. Syndicated sorrow. Now it's

00:58:36.219 --> 00:58:38.960
time to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour is

00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:42.119
coming still close. Radio waves fading like a

00:58:42.119 --> 00:58:45.940
wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolve. But

00:58:45.940 --> 00:58:48.780
we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair

00:58:48.780 --> 00:58:56.400
All night's buzzing but the laughter's growing

00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:59.420
dim Ear drums mix and hoppy like fingers without

00:58:59.420 --> 00:59:02.679
rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street But

00:59:02.679 --> 00:59:04.820
soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the

00:59:04.820 --> 00:59:08.739
heat The hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio

00:59:08.739 --> 00:59:11.679
waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter and

00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:14.400
joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the

00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:23.500
rhythm It's so unfair Phone lines buzzin' but

00:59:23.500 --> 00:59:26.460
the laughter's growin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy

00:59:26.460 --> 00:59:28.880
like fingers without rings Gating checks to FM,

00:59:29.099 --> 00:59:31.380
shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound will

00:59:31.380 --> 00:59:34.219
vanish like shadows in the heat Oh, the hoppy

00:59:34.219 --> 00:59:37.519
hour is comin' to a close Radio waves fading

00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:40.820
like a wilted rose Laughter and joy dissolvin'

00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:57.059
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm on Like

00:59:57.059 --> 00:59:59.280
clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the

00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:02.059
silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the

01:00:02.059 --> 01:00:04.800
mic With humor so divine The void left in our

01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:13.820
hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers

01:00:13.820 --> 01:00:16.559
silenced by the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster

01:00:16.559 --> 01:00:19.519
stopping round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and

01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:22.300
jabs, he's our daily grind Now silence flowered

01:00:22.300 --> 01:00:25.099
and the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy

01:00:25.099 --> 01:00:28.039
hour is coming Coming to a close Radio waves,

01:00:28.219 --> 01:00:30.820
waving like a wheel to pose Laughter and joy,

01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:33.599
dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm

01:00:33.599 --> 01:00:37.119
Oh, life's just so unfair I'll be alright Coming

01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.440
to a close Radio waves, waving like a wheel to

01:00:40.440 --> 01:00:43.519
pose Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air

01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:46.199
But we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so

01:00:46.199 --> 01:01:03.719
unfair I'll be alright I'll be alright And like

01:01:03.719 --> 01:01:08.099
that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:01:08.420 --> 01:01:12.880
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:16.059
poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll call it

01:01:16.059 --> 01:01:29.179
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is

01:01:29.179 --> 01:01:45.079
now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:51.639
day. Good night, and God bless America. Door

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is closing.