Welcome to Tipsy Tats and Tacos, where we talk about life and all its bullshit. Parental discretion is advised, folks. Listen if you want to, bitches. I like it when you add the F-bomb in there. Listen if you fucking want to.

If you want to. I did it last time, so what do you mean I like it when you... You should say, I would like it if... I would like it if you were more profane. If you were more profane.

Oh, well I'm Stacie, and... It's kind of here in my vibe today. I am a... We have a friend. The lights are flickering.

Speaking of Halloween. Oh yeah, speaking of. Where are we? Where are we speaking? Oh, internally.

That's kind of a thing in my head. That's creepy. Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed today. Yep, yep, we're going to leave it at that. Otherwise I'm in research mode, which is me just staring at a computer screen.

So, I'm always like that. Yes. Well, I am Jamie, and I guess I have some news. I've been promoted in my job. Paula.

So that's kind of fun. Paula. Getting some better pay. I'm getting some help from some new team members. Oh, the lights are still brighter.

The lights are excited too. Whee! Whee! Whoever our ghost friend is likes that. Yeah, that's what my news is.

I'm Aubrey, and you know, I'm just going to stick with my OG. I'm just fucking annoyed. That's it, okay? I'm here. I'm here.

That's all we got. Does it work, annoyed? Yes. Or just general annoyed? No.

Work annoyed, okay. Yes. That's good to know. We got to clarify those things. Definitely never you guys annoyed.

She's like, actually I have something you need to tell me. I've been waiting. So first fight ever! That's not it, right now. From this moment.

Our ghost friend does not like that. Our ghost friend. Could you introduce yourself, please, ghost friend? We are in introductions now. I am Stevie, and this isn't what I wanted to talk about, but apparently I have a bug bite on my finger, and it really itches.

Oh no. And it's like... It's swollen. Did you get that here? I have no idea.

Did that occur in my house? I'm dying. Nice to meet you guys. I hate that. We have to leave now and go to the ER.

Sorry guys, bye. Let's put a short episode. That was a short one. We'll just see what happens. We'll jump back online in the ER.

Yes, we are guys! We're lucky that it worked! Take some selfies in the average room. We made it! Wait, before we go there.

Stick it inside her. No, what? Does that help? Because I have wine. Inside her.

Inside her. Come on now. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Pick it up.

What the fuck? I got it. I was not there. Where did you come with that? I don't know.

I feel like nurses will get fired for that. She's fucking drunk already. That's really pre-owned upon consent. I was just saying before we go to the ER, not at the ER. Okay, who the fuck is she going to stick it inside?

There's a bunch of girls here. Not me! Oh, you think? I'm sorry, I love you. We're all getting there.

It's been a week and it's only Wednesday. I'm not taking way too long. I don't know what we're sticking. Stacie's like, what the fuck are we talking about? I just stole the drink because I can't do wine.

Hence why Stacie was in her computer. This is what happens. Oh my god, I get it now. We're pretty. Jamie's over here visually talking about sticking it in her.

And I'm like, what the fuck, Jamie? Good one. I'm trying to follow through. Okay. Small, baby, side note.

Jamie's like, it's my fucking finger, yo. Do I get a choice? Yes, you get a choice. Consent is key. It's my teeth.

It was more of a suggestion. I need to find this because I'm not ever on the socials at all. But I did see a YouTube short where this girl was doing a makeup tutorial. And she shows this highlighter. And the highlighter literally looks like the outline of a vagina.

It's like a highlighter blush. The blush is on the inside and it's like highlighter on the outside. But she shows it and it cuts to this woman. Did you see that? Because I saw that.

It's 100% what it looks like. So the highlighter, it has different colors in it. And when you swish the brush around in it, it gets you the total color. Apparently. And that image inside of that looks like a vagina.

I was just making sure that our listeners understood. It's not like the vagina highlighter, is it? I don't know. Is that a thing? Let me see.

There was a thing. Hold this. It's floating. I don't think that this can be our thumbnail just for the record. I mean, why not?

It's just a blush. It's just a blush. Or highlighter. Celestia Beauty. That's it.

It's literally a vagina highlighter. It's purposely shaped. So she was acting naive. Maybe she was naive. Maybe she purchased it.

She's like, you guys, look how beautiful this is. He's the strongest center. The lady that was doing it was totally ignoring it. But the girl watching it and reacting to it was like, is she just not going to say anything about it? Is she just going to glaze over this?

What do they call that? When you snip or what do you call it? Stitch incoming. Stitch incoming. I like it when they warn you.

Stitch incoming. They were like, what's going to happen? That's not a very tiny tangent, but that's what I was thinking of. That was valid. With the finger.

Yep. Bring it all back around. With the finger. Of someone's vagina. Stevia and I are the queers of the group.

We did it! We're queer and we're here. Stevia, you're going to have to stick your finger in Jamie's vagina. It's for science. Where's your poop?

I know, I'm like, I can't pop it. Vagina juices heal the butt bites. Heck yeah. I'm in. I'm in.

Wait, can we trim your nail first? Nope. It's not an option. It can pop off. Okay.

Yeah, I don't want that popping off. Nope, you're either in or you're not. You're in or you're not. If you can be a true lesbian, this is your test. Well, true lesbians don't have fingernails on the nails that they bang their girls with.

I know, you already explained this last time, but some, some, some might enjoy it. Some do like it rough, I guess. That's what I'm saying. I mean, if you do it right, you're not going to like, it's not going to feel much different. I mean, mine aren't that long.

Yeah, hers aren't. I wouldn't feel much different than like. Hers aren't murder weapons. Yeah, the fucking. Like Cardi B.

Yeah. They're not. My niece has some fucking murder weapons. I love when I see those because I forget, I saw a video like a while back of someone like questioning like, how do you wipe your ass? How do you wipe your butt?

Oh, for sure. And like you don't. Yeah. Though like I, I, I need to know. And now when I see them, I'm like, I want to ask you, but I don't know you.

No, I've asked my niece. But also like. My aunt lives with me because she used to get them done like really long for like raves, like like really long. Oh, I have a package. What?

What the fuck? Every time we were closed, there's a package. Every time I saw a person and I was like, the fuck? What are you talking about? Jamie now has a package.

I thought it was a spider. I was like. I need to close the blinds or the grids. Okay, sorry. I love how like.

What else? I was like fucking freaking out. And I'm just over here like, what's happening guys? This is normal. Are you guys okay?

You have no reaction. These two are like. I know. I'm just like. Well, do I need to do something?

Because all our. I feel like you're overreacting right now. What's happening? This is the story of my life. No, but my niece lives with me.

She only do this so much. She would have massive like murder weapons. She hasn't had murder weapons in a long time. I think. You kind of have to.

She would be like, you can use to it. I think it's like you use the side of your finger more like you wrap the toilet paper and you, you know, you. Instead of doing one of this where your finger can, you know, you do one of this. You know. Your finger could crop and.

That doesn't feel good. Really get in there. You use the side of your finger. Take a look at those hemorrhoids. I forget like I have to actually describe this for our listeners.

They can't see us. Yeah, yeah, I know. So you can use the side of your hand. The side of your finger. Wrap some toilet paper, use the side of your fingers and still I, I'm just like, you might get poop on those now.

Like what the fuck. Both show. But you know, I guess just make sure you fucking wash your hands. We always used to make fun of her because we, my sister and I would be like, OK, Chloe, because she would do the hand thing. The hand gestures like so we wouldn't, we wouldn't even, I wouldn't even always call her Chloe.

She'd be like talking, you know, and I'd be like, OK, OK. They're making her. Yeah. She just laughs. It is.

I try to do long like this is honestly like perfect if I do any longer. So for the listeners, I have four like Stacie normal almond shaped nails, but they're like short almond shape. And that's probably right. I tried longer, but now this is like the perfect length. The square is too short for me.

Like I like a little bit of length, but anything longer than that. And I tried like the coffin nails because I do my own nails. Wait, what's coffin nails? They come up in like a square at the top. So they look like the bottom side of a coffin.

So instead of coming to a point, like they still go up like this, but then it's long. Then it's chipped off. Well, and yours are longer than mine, but. These are called like short almond. I'm like, yeah, I guess that's as long as I can do it because I had some longer ones that were just the regular almond and they're like almost twice as long.

When mine are shorter, I will do them square. But then as they start to grow longer, I go into the almond. I can't do square. I like them for like a day and then I'm like, all right, I need something else. I like them square when they are shorter.

I've seen there's someone I follow on social media that she does long square and I don't know why I don't like to look weird. Bet you. Yeah. I feel like we did this last time. You guys wanted to come listen to us to talk about nails, didn't you?

Exciting. Jamie's going to get more drunk. Only if someone like. Here you go. I think it would be really exciting.

We gotta have it by a background. And then do a little. Wait, listen. Now everyone has to pee. I got me some pepper.

I'll spray it. You want to. See. I just think I do not want to. Colores del Sol.

For a Mendoza Argentina, which is the best wine I never people listen up. OK, fucking for reals. I never ever ever get headaches when I drink wine from Mendoza Argentina. They fucking do it right because they live in one of the most perfect climates to grow wine grapes without having to use pesticides. So they don't use pesticides.

So it doesn't like there are some wines that I drink that are not from Mendoza that won't give me headaches, but it's like hit and miss Mendoza. Mendoza wines never give me headache. Good tip for you all. You're welcome. Fuck off.

Let me know. Be for everyone though. Just for you. Nope, it is. OK.

Prove it wrong. Again, I'm now I'm having another social media thing and I'm really not on it much. But I'm going to quote five things. Social media. I know.

But it's only YouTube and it's just the shirt. But there's this guy that I guess does like recipes like he'll he'll like watch someone make a recipe and then make it himself. Oh, I didn't know that was the thing. It's a thing. Oh, yeah.

OK, OK. I know. Listen, you can pretty much post anything and become a schminchfluencer. Schminchfluencer. There's this fucking hilarious.

But wait. OK, yes. So this woman puts a big old thing of grapes inside her air fryer. Oh my God. And it comes out as wine.

And it came out as wine. And he like did the same thing and takes it out and like dumped out these sad little black little raisins. And he's like, apparently I did something wrong. Happy Pride. I was like, this is great.

I was actually fully invested in that because I saw the whole thing. I was like, is it an air fryer grape? No, she like she prepped the grape. Like washing them and like patting them dry and like only selecting so many and putting like a bunch in, setting the like heat on. And I was like, OK, what are you making, girlfriend?

And then it like it did the glitch of like clearly it's a new like recording and then like a bottle of rosé. Yeah, that's fake. I thought that was really funny. I applaud you because girl, you had me hooked. But also like that's amazing.

Yeah, I thought it was really funny. You can make your own raisins. Oh, that's the one. The other guy actually made the raisins right. Like he didn't skip forward.

He did 15 minutes, you know, whatever. I thought it was funny. That was fine. There's this hilarious, hilarious gay guy on Instagram. I love following him like he gets like old fucking recipes and doesn't like like old school, like the like Jello.

I sent you guys that. Jello. Jello. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I can follow him for a hot minute. I have seen him. Hilarious. We'll add the lamb. And then he eats this.

He's like, we'll need to post that. He's like, why, Jean? Why did he ever make this, Jean? It's like mayo in it. Yeah, and it's like in a Jello.

It's so bad. He only had a lamb one. So it looks like a baby lamb. I love that you decided to go ahead with this even though you read the ingredients. Oh, I know I took that one to you.

That one's awesome. He's hilarious. I love him. He always has like a goose on his fridge in the background or something. It's like two, isn't there like two geese?

Yeah, not real. There's statues. Yeah. I didn't think it was a live goose. That's just not bad.

Just chilling. Like randomly they're just like. We had a friend that would always have a rooster on his, on the cabinet or his fridge in his house, always a rooster because he wanted to say he had cock in his kitchen. Love it. It's too hot.

Yeah. Okay. Really funny because my mom's house, she was one of the older generation folk that fell for like the rooster and chicken. Need to be a theme in the kitchen. Kitchen theme.

Well, we had ducks. We had lots of ducks. It was blue and ducks. I packed up a lot of it over the week. How many of these fucking roosters do you have?

How many cocks do you have in your kitchen? How many cocks do you have in your kitchen, mom? Do you know that your kitchen is full of like cocks? Did you have a cock in your kitchen that I do? Yeah.

You have a lot of cocks. What are you doing with all of these? We have cocks. What are you doing with all of this? Did you name all the cocks?

Maybe. Sure. Some are much bigger than others. It's like Lady Gaga's song where she names all the dudes. Paparazzi?

No. What's the song where she's like Javier. Oh, Alessandro? Alessandro. Yeah, that one.

That's my favorite. Alejandro. Alejandro, yes. There's more names. It's not just Alessandro.

That's the only one I remember. No, there's more names. It's like there's... Well, because the song is called Alessandro. It's not like the memo number five.

Dude, I remember dancing to the song at the club. So really funny about that song. The very first time I heard that song, I heard the Disney version. Wait, what? I'm sorry.

There's a Disney version. There's Mickey and Minnie. Daisy too. It's a Disney version. That's the first version I ever heard.

For years, I only knew. So then when I heard the OG, I'm like there's... These are the same names. They are the same names. Or I can do Petey Pablo with his...

What version is this? You know? You mean there's not a lyric about Minnie and Daisy? They're friends. I don't even remember who I was talking to.

But they were like, what? It reminds me of like... I mean, we're just going to talk about videos we've watched. But like when you go to college and you are either the friend or the person or you meet someone who grew up calling something, one specific thing, because their family calls it like... So their whole life, they've known the remote as like the clicky-maboob or something like just something random, like the cutesy name.

But their family since the day they were born has been calling it this. So for 18 years, they've known it as the clicky-mabob or whatever. And so they asked their roommate, like, hey, can you pass the clicky-mabob? And they're like, what? What the fuck are you talking about?

The remote? Oh, you don't call it a clicky-mabob? My room has been changed. Okay. And then they discover like, how many other things have I been like, it's fit.

No, that's, that's called... I'm going to start naming shit for baby so she can grow up like that. So she can be the weird... No, no, I'm doing it. So she can be the weird college kid's life.

Yes, because she will own that shit. You know her. That's true. She will make other people feel stupid for calling it that. Clicky-mabob.

It is a clicky-mabob. Alright. She'll be like, I'm sorry, you're stupid, not me. Obviously. Obviously.

Obviously. Obviously I'm more unique than you. So, hmm. You guys are beautiful. You call things by their original name?

Ew. Contor this. Contor this. Must find new friends. Item number one.

Oh, man. Okay, so as we were talking in a clip that we shared, we talked about doing awards, friend awards, and we've been playing with AI. And Stacie came up with some friend awards that we are going to give out to the four of us. That are apparently unhinged. It's an unhinged list, folks.

Even better. So, enjoy. Alright, let's see. We each get to like cast our vote, right? Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. Whatever you want, babe. That sounds good. Yeah, that sounds good to me. I'm just going to read them.

It's kind of like a pointing situation. The audience can't hear our points. No, they can't hear our points. I don't know what you're talking about. What?

Alright. They're just going to hear the award and then we're all pointing and they're like, who the fuck got that one? All of us! Yes! Alright, most likely to cry, laugh, and burp in the same five minutes.

Jamie! Okay. I see that, but I probably, I could get me drunk enough. I can see that. I'm sorry, the burp part just got me.

I don't burp a lot. I am not my ex-husband. I'm not speaking on your ex-husband level. The only person that's clearly burped on this podcast was you. That's a good point.

I taste my burps all the way. Alright. I'm such a wet blanket with burps by the way in my house, which I, sorry, I'm horrible because my husband will burp and I'll just look at him and he's like, excuse me. No, you have to say excuse me. I don't care if you do it, just say excuse me.

He doesn't say anything. I'm like, oh yeah. He's walking in public with his friends and then I feel like I become his mom when his friends are around and he burps and I'm all, excuse me, and they just look at him and look at me and I'm like, it's poli- It's mirrors! It's mirrors! It's mirrors!

Excuse me when your body makes a weird noise, it's gonna happen. I'm fine with it. Yes. Excuse me afterwards. Yes.

It's just polite. Apparently it's polite. You're good. So there's 20 on this list. Oh my god, okay, we gotta, no side-chat chat!

No side-chat chat. No chat chat! Okay. So, most likely to start a story about one thing and end up somewhere completely unrelated and it was way better that way. I feel like all of us.

Have you listened to our podcast? Yes, that is our podcast. It is. Um, yes? It's talking about pride.

I think we said two things about pride. I think we've said zero things about pride. Except for that we're gonna talk about. Except for the pride set up for queers. Except for Jamie's gonna get fingered by seafoos.

And the vagina highlight. To test something out for science. Yeah. Alright, number three. Most likely to have a strong opinion about something no one else has thought about once.

Stacie or Steve. I would say it's a, this is my unhinged strong opinion. Like I'll get so bothered and overworked about something and everyone's like, just let it go. I'm like, nope! Dying on this hill!

Yep, yep, there's a lot of hills. Sometimes I will get, it depends on the mood. Oh, for sure. It depends on the time of month. What phase are we in?

No, mine just depends on the topic. And what the fuck's been happening in my life. Also fair. Number four. Most likely to plan the fake emergency exit and then forget to show up for it.

So that makes it sound like a, okay, you call me and say that you got this thing and I'm gonna leave. Like they call and you're like, oh my god, like what's up? And you don't leave the party. Like I don't, I don't know. I feel like I've maybe done that before.

Okay. I'll vote, I'll vote Aubrey. Yeah, I'll vote Aubrey. I'm feeling good about that. I was like the older I get I feel like I could, I could probably do that.

That sounds like something I could do. I mean, like just this week you've told something in text where you're like, oh that's on Wednesday. And I was like, ah, that's this week. Today you're like, that's on Friday. Oh yeah.

Shoot. I mean we've had our moments. Like no fucking clue. Okay. Number five.

I think they all are gonna be all of us. Yeah likely. Mostly. I need some more definitive answers. It did, it did.

It was a hint. To the F. Okay. Most likely to Google something to win an argument and then lose the argument. I do this on the daily at home.

I know. I know. I don't lose. I know. I know.

But that was the important part of that. You guys were ready to answer before the second. I know. That's why I listeners we all put our hands up. I can't tell you how often I will search definitions for my children.

I'm like that word does not mean what you think it means. Please give me the definition for this. Please read out loud to the class with the definition of that word is. Okay. But this actually happened to me recently.

I forgot what I was looking at because I'm notorious for like while we're watching a movie to like IMDb someone be like I know who that is. Oh for sure. He's the guy in this movie and so I'll look up the movie I'm thinking of you. Yeah I knew it. That's that guy.

And my husband hates it. But then we were talking about something I was like oh and I was 100 percent sure it was this thing and I looked it up and then immediately stopped talking and was like I'm watching this. I'm like what are you doing? You're fine. I'm watching.

I didn't finish looking it up. Stop talking now sister. We were talking through I think I was watching like Twilight like something so weird. It's so stupid though like I've seen a million times. Yes I watched Twilight.

Don't judge me or judge me. I read the books. I got horny to those books. Oh for sure. I watched the movies multiple times a year.

Oh that's okay. Okay well people judge you. It's all right. I'm judging you only slightly. It's fine.

At least I've seen one movie. You're right. You're right. I got nothing on that. But it was very funny because I literally went from like I'm watching a movie to like you're bothering me.

Go away. Am I following them? I'm like shh go away you're disturbing me. I'm sorry sir. I'm also a very spoilt loser.

You just can't say I was wrong. I'm going to take that award because I'm a very spoilt loser. Wow someone is actually asking her that one. Whoa what let's go. There's two that I was just like oh shit.

Let's go. The problem is I think I'm going to be the winner of the second one. Okay the first one. Most likely to be personally offended by someone else's food order. Oh definitely not.

I don't. Oh I'm in the side. Stevie is pointing at herself. I will take that. Actually I don't.

Do you get offended at somebody's food order? I mean I did get offended when our waiter asked if I wanted shrimp on our salad and I was like not unless you want to kill me. When he was like that's true. I don't know it was not a joking matter. It was really hard.

I don't joke about that shit. There was no like affliction of like sarcasm in his voice. No he was very dry. And we're like. I think that can kill me.

Because of his accent and different. I think he was crying. We want to laugh but also like no. Not a no. I felt the joking vibe.

Okay I was trying to but then he said it and he was such a serious. I think that was part of the joke. I was like reading all of them out. It's fine but I was very offended. Okay so that was you.

That can be me or Stevie it doesn't matter. It's both of you. You can split it. Okay this one I feel like is me. Most likely to have a whole reaction to a TV show that aired three years ago like it's breaking news.

Oh yes. That's probably because it's me. Because I just watched it. I do love how that I can quote it. You know what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Alright most likely to apologize and then immediately say the same thing again. Oh for sure me. I feel like I do that too. Because I'm trying to reiterate my point.

I know I say sorry a lot. Okay well I'll take the award. Okay. Congratulations we've all won. I'm not chiming in on that.

I don't. Ow. She's not even sorry. I wasn't I wasn't I was here now. I didn't hear that.

Sorry. Stacie moved on. I was ready to read in front of class. Alright I don't think this is all of us. Most likely to be the reason.

Wow way to assume. I am. Most likely to be the reason the night goes two hours longer than anyone planned and no one is mad about it. Oh. All of us.

Yes. Would you like to change your opinion? Have you heard our podcast? Yeah. The podcast.

All of the things. Once we get out there. We get out there. Most likely to text back immediately at midnight and then leave you on read until noon. Wait what?

So if you text at midnight you're gonna immediately reply back. But then if you reply again they're not gonna read that one again. I've done that. And it's only the next day. Yeah definitely not me.

No definitely not you. I have done that. Well like definitely not you. Yeah. Definitely not Jamie.

I'm like Rainman. Definitely. She has too much anxiety about that. Are you gonna buy it? I'm sure if she was like half asleep and she heard her phone go off she'd be like.

I'm gonna buy it. Let me buy it you. That's why I have my all-slows and I have my phone set to do not disturb at nighttime so only specific people can come through. That's good. Am I one of those?

You are one. Yes! She made the tea. She made the cut. She made the cut.

She made the cut. Okay. Most likely to bring up something from five years ago like it just happened. But I think you and I probably. I think all of us.

I think we all do that. Do you remember that one time? That band cap? We talked about a lot of things about people from the past. I feel like what I know.

I don't know. I feel like I'm worse than you guys are about it but I like to pretend that I'm not. I don't know. I do it all the time too I think. I feel like I try to be over during where it's like.

This isn't very definitive. I don't want to do that. This is going to be all of us. I know. But I still do some clods.

I know. We can have a clod to do better. I prefer to put clod in its place regularly. Let's do it. What?

Let's see. We do bring up a lot of shit about that. About what? Our past. Our mysterious past.

Your secretive past. Our secret romance. Your secret love affair. Next episode. Stay tuned.

We'll talk about how Aubrey and Stevie met. Oh that's not how. Well yeah. That's the whole story. The mysterious part's better but whatever.

Continue. Most likely to start cleaning when she's stressed and then deny she was stressed. No I don't deny that. I do that. I'll clean the fuck but I don't deny it.

I also vote Jamie because are you okay? Yeah. Yeah fine. Are you? Yep.

Are you sure? Yep. Sure am. I'm scared. Okay.

I'm scared. Is she texting someone right now? Blink twice if I need to leap. Blink twice if it's me. Most likely to mispronounce something confidently for years and never accept your reaction.

Kombucha. That's not how you say it? Kombucha is what I used to call it. She used to say kombucha. Oh nothing.

We're all doing it wrong. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I totally thought it was kombucha. There are several things that she would say and I'm all oh so kombucha.

I also did some things too but I don't remember what they were. And she would be like I don't know but I thought it was kombucha. I'm like okay. It's not. Tomato.

There were like a couple other words I'm just like okay. I think still to this day my favorite one. So there is a store that I don't even know if it's still in business but it's called I believe Aeropostale. Aeropostale. How do you say it?

Aeropostale. Aeropostale. Aeropostale. Oh well I called it Aeropostale my whole life but if you talk to any marketing or the owner it's Aeropostale. Okay well it's not Aeropostale.

Which is what I called it to anyone that asked me where I got my perfume for years. I would say Aeropostale. Aeropostale. Oh no it was Aeropostale. No Aeropostale.

Tarjay. Tarjay. Actually I say Tarjay on purpose now. Yeah. Like Detroit.

It's not Detroit it's Detroit. Oh my god. Where? I'm like Detroit. Michigan.

And they're like Detroit. Yeah Detroit. You're welcome. Oh. Classic companies.

Making it better. I made that store French. Exactly. It sounded better when you worked for a French company. And that was really really bad because I really felt embarrassed when I was in the store and said that.

They were like wait. Here Aeropostale. You like leaving all the cameras in the open. You guys I love your store Aeropostale. No people all the time.

You guys are my favorite. Come to Aeropostale and get your perfume. They're like where the fuck? I was like we use this high end store. I can't ever find it.

She must have gone to the sea. Did you make is this a boutique where you make your own? Like what? Oh my god. Oh that one's a good one.

Alright. That was a good one. Let's see. Um. Some of these are lame sauce.

They might end up being good though. You shouldn't disagree. Alright. Do you wish we had all been able to like input something about each other? Maybe that's what we should have done.

We did like a blanket. Here's a little bit about us. Yeah. Go for it. Help.

Yeah. Okay. Most likely to cry at a commercial, deny it, and then bring it up herself 20 minutes later. I don't know. I probably would.

I don't know if I'd ever deny it. I don't think I would deny it. I don't know if I'd deny it either. Yeah, deny it. Denying needs to go away.

I'm like you guys want to hear something that I cried about for like five minutes the other day. Did you see the puppy dog? In the commercial? Oh my god. There's a new movie out.

The Budweiser commercials. And there's a dog in it and as soon as it ended I loudly looked over at my husband and I was like I swear to god if the dog dies and like half the theater behind me started cackling. Yeah. Cause they were like same. Yeah.

It's gonna suck if the dog doesn't survive. Yeah. It's real. Not watching it. Covering my face.

Um, most likely to show up with snacks nobody asked for but turns out to be exactly what everyone needed. I mean I do that. I feel like they all do that. Yeah. I mean I feel like you do it a lot.

You do it a lot too. I mean I did bring. Oh my god. You guys think I bring snacks? Yeah.

I did bring snacks. You brought wine tonight. I really did. I'm bringing myself in Venmo. Chocolate covered pineapples.

You brought snacks? I did see those on the counter but I was like who are these? I'll wait until somebody gets them. Subtly brought snacks and didn't tell anyone. I mean they're on the counter.

I didn't hide them. What are they doing up there? I look at what I put on the counter and everything else I just pretend I don't see in case she doesn't want me to see it. I don't know. Well we'll go get them and we'll eat.

We can eat chocolate covered pineapples. There we go. We can do our microphones. Yeah. My name sounds more natural.

You don't like that? I'm just weird. Nom nom nom. I'm weird with mouth noises so it's fine. I love it.

I feel like maybe for the next little award show we should all chat GBT like this for ourselves. Our next award show? Our next award show. I said what I said bitch. We put it in and then we send it out in an email and then we have AI shuffle that.

Yeah. And then we ask the questions. I like it. I like it. See you.

Okay but now let's continue. She's already typing. Wait. Look at it. We need to chat while she's.

Those fingers are moving. Moving and grooving over there. Let's see. What's our next one though? Vanna White.

I didn't like the next ones. They're kind of lame. So I said make them more crazy. See what it says. Claude or AI or whatever.

Google. I mean I read that one and I was like I fucking do that. All right. Most likely to argue with a GPS out loud like it can hear her. Yeah.

And she has a point. There is no time here. What are we doing? Yeah. I literally argue with it.

Once we get past like a certain area of the state like where like the in you know whatever the what is that 5G service goes in and out. Remember the bar service. Yeah. It'll have me like go down this road and I look and it's like the smallest bike road. That goes into like.

No. I'm out there. That's not a road. But. How?

That is one time when I was working for your boyfriend. I was doing flooring estimates out in Tula and there it took me down this side road and I was like what the fuck. It's a good thing I have a Jeep because there's no way I would have been able to get here. This is how I had to do it. All right.

Let's see. Most likely to befriend a raccoon instead of scaring it away. Oh. I think it's one of you two. Me?

No. Oh I was like oh no. I mean. Rabies. Sure same.

Between her and I one of us is snow white. In the safety of my car pointing out the window like guys look at that don't go outside but look at that cute little. Yeah. Our two friends the one in St. George and the one with the birthday on Friday when we went to the Teton's we got up to.

What? She doesn't know. She does know. She's okay. The whole thing.

This is going to come out after. What the fuck. It's going to be posted tomorrow. Uh huh and she's going to listen. Any hooser.

So we went on this hike and we got to this spot where like everybody it's like a look over type situation and there were squirrels everywhere and I'm like literally hand feeding them and they're like. There's probably a sign. Go. And I'm like. Why?

Like they're so cute. Look at them. He's fucking eating out of my hand. I'm going to let him if he wants to crawl in my hand I will fucking let him. I will put him.

Oh my God they have rabies. And then shut the fuck up. I'm feeding a squirrel. Do you not have rabies? Come on now.

And then a bird flew into my house one time. Aubree said it's his new princess I don't like to use. And I it let me pick it up and take it outside. So and then when I got outside I just went and I was like. And it sat in my hands.

He's like oh. It's like. I mean we had a baby bird in the backyard that our dog really wanted to get to and I kept it away and the mama bird I was the only person or item that it did not dive bomb at. It died bombed at my husband and died bombed at my dog. It just kind of like casually looked at me as I was setting up a barricade fence so my dog could leave it alone.

You're like that's right mama I got you. Well like I'm not going to bother it but I'm also like I'm going to let it do its thing and keep my household. Yeah because you can't touch them. You should. I had a co-worker that moved his and I was like no why did you.

He's like we have foxes. I'm like that's kind of the point of a baby bird is they need to learn how to survive on their own like in the tall grass a wolf stock or how is he not going to find them. But they like you're not supposed to touch babies for the fact of like the mom might reject them. Well no he didn't he put it back up in the tree and I'm like wait. I hope that baby got fed.

Oh my god. Yeah baby. The baby's probably going to perish. Hey who's our next. All right.

Most likely to have had an unexplained vendetta against a specific font. Oh dear. Stacie. It's totally. Yeah.

It's me. Which font. I don't even want to say. Yeah do tell. What?

I don't even want to say. I know I know. I don't I don't know how to say it and it's going to sound like Ariel Postale so I'll send it to you later. Is it the Trebuchet. No.

No. I definitely want to hear it. Yeah I know. Georgia. No it's not Georgia.

I can say Georgia. I want to add more letters to that one or more syllables. I don't think so. Asso-me. Asso-me.

About your emphasis on that syllable. Yes. Yeah. No that's totally. Zero judgment.

That's totally me. That's totally me. OK. Is it the gothic whatever. No.

I can also say that one. What's the other two. I think there's like two. Let me let me look. I have my computer right here.

I will tell you. I was trying to think of any other G's. I was like comics that's a C. All right. I hate.

I think it. I think you say Garamond. Oh Garamond. Garamond. I don't like it.

It bothers me the letter too close. Oh I can think of a sourmond. And it does. It does like the A's funky. And I don't like the A's like that.

OK. Oh. OK. You remember how Ariel used to be like the default font for like word and now it's changed to that. Oh I thought we were talking about Little Mermaids.

Same. I'm so excited. You were talking about Little Mermaids. I know I thought we were like Squirrel. Sebastian.

Little Mermaids. Did you guys know that in Toy Story the voice of Barbie is the OG Ariel. Only because you told me. Oh. I thought that was really fucking cool.

She was out like the red puppet for Toy Story 5. And I was like Barbie is Ariel. I had my husband. Barbie is Ariel. He's like what are you.

He's like Barbie is Ariel. Barbie is Ariel. He's like I love you. I just hate you. I was like what.

Who is. Who is. Listen with your ears. God damn it. I was like why are you yelling at me.

I'm so excited. No but they changed it to like Aptos. And I mean I don't like Aptos either. I just don't like it. I like Aptos.

I've never seen an Aptos. I like the Libri better. Come on. I like Libri. But I just.

My favorite is Tahoma. My favorite company is like default. Well I don't like Tahoma. Oh I don't. I think Trebuchet is the only tea that I like aside from Times New Roman which is.

That one just makes me angry because I don't like it. But for all of my like papers for school at Times New Roman. You guys are really into this. But Trebuchet. Yeah.

I write a lot. I write a lot as well. I write a lot of emails. But I have all my emails sent to Tahoma. It goes nice.

Yeah I know I hated that they used the default Aptos. I was like ugh. So aggressive. Can it be calmness? OK.

But it's funny because I never thought about that until just now. How bothered I am by that. But I don't think I'm. You can't change it now. You're gonna fall out of my check to your death.

OK. Most likely to have had a full internal monologue about someone in line at the grocery store but never said a word. Fuck yeah. Wait wait wait. You will definitely say something.

Not all the time. If I'm in a nice mood I'll be like look at this fucking bitch. What the fuck are you doing? It depends on who's standing right next to me. If I'm by myself I won't say anything.

If I'm next to literally anyone I know I'll be like. Oh same scene. If I'm next to anybody. Don't look now. But.

If I'm by myself there's a whole bunch of internal monologuing when I'm driving every day of my life. Do you need a couple? And a lot of people get called whore bags. You just gonna. Well.

Rod Doggett? Yeah she is. Actually you could have the rest. We just have a little bit of a pork and then you can have the rest. And then you have a glass.

That's good. And then you just you know. Deep throw that shit. All bottle. I mean we already got fingers going.

We're deep throwing. We're having a good time. Good time. In the bottle. That's great.

Well fuck you guys. What? You just gave me a whole bottle. You got me? I'm gonna redo my.

Intro I'm Aubrey and I'm drinking from a wine bottle. I'm Rod Doggett. You are saving. Dishes. This is true.

Are you drinking out of a full bottle? I am saving dishes. You're welcome. I want to see the picture you just took of me Jamie because I'm sure I was horrible. Oh you look adorable.

Well. I do not. Maybe Aubrey does have it. Jamie. Okay.

I think I've told you this before. No. I love you so much. I will make sure it's him. First of all.

You are the cutest in all pictures and you know how to model but you do not take good pictures. No. I will redo. No. That is not true.

So this was cute. Hold on. That is not cute. Hold on. The end part.

My face is not cute. You have a very cute face over here. What is happening? Not from the side sometimes if I'm doing this. Double judge.

I do. I don't know if you guys have ever looked through like your significant others or like people that you know Spomb. I have pictures of you. Like you never take photos of me and then you go, yeah I do. Like what the fuck.

Do you miss what I look like? Why are you with this person? First of all because. Stop it. Not real.

No. That will be the most like unflattering photo. Yeah. Like you thought this was a keeper. Like.

Yes. He has said my husband wants to capture. I call it the step. Well my ex called it the step which is pretty iconic. My face of like pure just disdain, judgy, disgust.

Oh I love it. Fucking done with your face. I love it. I don't know how to mimic it. He captured it.

He wants to. So every time I make it he's like god damn it. What about that one? I have started. What the fuck.

Is she a good picture? You came out on me with a picture. It's candid. You're both laughing. This is not a good picture.

Alright let's do it again. Okay delete. Hold please. Delete. You can cut.

You can cut out my face. You can cut out my face. You can crop her. I have a cute nose. I have a cute nose.

Show me the bottle. Where's the bottle? Let's do this. I'm going to stay right there. I love the little one.

Maybe you should like casually. I can't. I can't get you both. You can get my eyeball. I'm not interested.

What the fuck is that? I'm going to go like you chose that. You chose that. I need you to work different angles with your camera. Now I feel like we need to share some of them.

We should. Because we've just had. No stop. Take a good picture. I don't trust you.

I'm sorry. Can you just take a good picture? I'm sorry. It's my face. Can you just do it?

No. Please pick up the bottle. And show me how much you love it. No. This is so funny.

I love this fucking picture. I'm going to circle his back. Next award goes to. Next award. Trying to get content to post here.

Most likely to be simultaneously the most prepared person in a room. And also have forgotten the one thing that mattered the most. I feel like all of us. Open each eye. Phoebe you're going to bring that.

Yeah. I show up. Hey guess what I forgot guys. But I brought wine. Yeah it works.

See. See. Why couldn't you do that with me? That's fucking cute. That's a cute picture.

Why couldn't I take the picture? I don't know why can't you Jamie? I tried. You fucking moved away from it. We're fighting.

Our first fight. Our first fucking fight. It's on camera. Yay. Oh look.

Wait. Wait. Was she cute? Picture. Make sure.

Oh she's. No I was looking at you. I was looking at you. I was looking at you. I hate to break it to you.

I hate to break it to you. I didn't think you guys were looking. I'm not looking. Ready. I love that we're recording.

Listeners. Oh that's not a good photo. That's okay. That's fine. It's fine.

We'll have to maybe edit out the last part. Ten minutes of laughs. No. It's a test day. We're just leaving it?

We're leaving it. We're leaving it. Oh we're gonna leave it? Oh we're leaving it. Listener driving to work.

Stop laughing. What? You're making me laugh so you're welcome if we made your whole day better. If you're listening to this. Yes.

Laughter is contagious. If you want to just laugh at us and just pretend that you're. We don't have to know. You won't have to tell us. It's fine.

What's our NASA warrior buying a light? Laughter. Thank you Mark. Most likely to have a beef with a moon phase. With a moon.

Jamie. I thought you had finished the question before me. Jamie 100%. Yeah I'm a font and you're the moon. Laughter.

Fo sho. None of these have been definitively me. I know. No. I'm gonna ask if it'll give me a list that's more definitive.

I don't know. I had my own questions that came up but. Because I mean like most likely to explain why she's not dramatic while being extremely dramatic about it. I'm like that's all of us. Oh.

Oh. Laughter. I don't know. Laughter. I have a.

Aubrey. Laughter. Aubrey. Laughter. Like most likely to die in a Costco.

Oh. I mean I go to Costco a lot. I want to clarify like did I choose to die like is it a zombie apocalypse? Absolutely. I will go to the nearest Costco and that's where I.

That would be just a tram line. All of the things. Like most raccoon like behavior. Oh very feral. Laughter.

This is how it is. Feral. Laughter. Can you? Yeah I think so.

Laughter. We're definitely unhinged. The hot dog energy award. Oh. Laughter.

How are you thinking of hot dog? I don't understand. It says everyone understands. I don't understand. Let's elaborate on that one.

When I think of hot dog I'm like give me that dick. That dick. I think of that terrible sausage movie about hot dogs. Laughter. Sausage party?

That's terrible. Oh I think it's funny. Oh it's I mean it's extremely unhinged but it's kind of funny. But my nieces. It's not a kid movie.

My sister-in-law sat there for like 10 minutes. The first two minutes of the movie you know what the movie is going to be about. Ten minutes she let her kids sit there. And they're just like you really shouldn't let them be watched. Just because it's animated does not mean it's a kid movie.

Two minutes and I was like ahh. This is inappropriate. Yeah. Okay. Let me I've googled hot dog energy.

Not what you would think. No no. Okay. You can't. What beautiful pop culture slang phrase used to describe a person with vibrant, unbothered, relentlessly good vibes.

That's not hot dog. Who names that hot dog energy? That's weird. That is not what I would have thought. Okay most likely to join a cult and immediately become middle management.

Laughter. Probably me. Let's be honest. Laughter. My HOA board right now.

No no. I was like I think you're living that. Laughter. I think you're living that. Exactly.

You're middle management on your way up to top dog. Cheers to that. Hot dog. Baby for president. That now reminds me of the hot dog.

Hot diggity dog. Okay. I hate that song. Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog. Laughter.

Do I sound like that so much? I'll collectively hear that song and there are different reactions for each one. Because I loved that song the first four times. Oh my god. Oh my gosh I still love that song.

You haven't heard it enough. I'm sorry. I have a child. What? Who is still a young child.

I have two. Yeah. Not a young child. No they see it too much. But I did watch Paw Patrol and that fucking show multiple times.

Chase is on the case. Oh god. Okay but Bluey. I love Bluey. I haven't seen Bluey.

We're out of the zone. Highly recommend. I put it up for my dog the other day and he was in trance and I realized both of us had sat there through two episodes and were moving. It's so cute. I was like put on the phone.

We both did not move from the edge of my bed for two episodes. Which they're like ten minutes each. But still neither my dog who is energetic beyond who is Bluey. We're both just. Yep yep.

Hi buddy. Oh the kittens have found us. They have found us. Okay what's the next Vanna White. Are you doing your.

What is your list over here. Oh yeah hot dog energy. Hot dog energy. They're just weird. Hi baby.

Best use of the phrase hear me out. Hear you out. Hear me out. That's the phrase. No the person who has the best use of the phrase hear me out.

Oh come on. Not in this room. I do not love. I don't say hear me out. I don't.

I say. I say. What do I say. You're like. A friend.

Which one. I say hear me out. I can't think of what's your hair. Is what. Biggest chaos goblin.

Oh wow. I love the goblin part of this. Like is that like. Chaos. Eating it.

Or what are we gobbling. Like are we gobbling. No like. Like a trash goblin. Like a trash goblin.

Like you know the goblins that sit on like you know a house and like potentially. A goblin. A goblin. Damn. Close.

My bad. Different. Similar. A little different. They're in the Lord of the Rings and the underworld.

Yeah my bad. My bad. Flying in fancy. Oh most likely to fall in love with a fictional character. Oh me.

Wait. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Did you read that guitar.

I'm still on book three. We're going with Comic Con here. Oh. So Comic Con. Comic Con lady.

Yeah. You win. See I can fix him award. So come on. Me and Aubrey.

What are you guys. Sorry. These are weird. I don't. Yeah.

Worst attempt to pronounce your name. We already decided. Well that was me. That was terrible. Yeah.

You bowed at me. Come see me. You hear his motor. I'm sorry. When does it cross over from like trying like it's not necessarily fix some energy.

Oh baby girl. Just take the award and have a speech. No. We don't need to do a thank you speech later. Thank you.

But I have something to say. Hear me out. Hear me out. Okay I didn't say that. Well you're going to have another award if you have.

But for Will it's like when it's. If you have to ask. No. From the person's perspective who's in their own mind. When it's like you see the good in that person and you're waiting for that good to come back out.

You can see the potential. Like it's not a fix it situation. It's more of like there was a whole lot of good and you see that good. Yeah. Purr for the microphone.

Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry I don't have any. I got distracted by the cat. The cat.

I don't want to answer it. Well. Listeners if you have an opinion call it. Yeah I mean I think I think you can only see that potential so long you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink if they're not going to drink you can't make them drink and if they're going to show you who they are. Believe it.

Sometimes other people. That's the hardest thing. I know. Which is really hard when you're in it. To see it.

To hear it. But when you've been with that person or whatever and you and you see all the good and there's like tiny little flickets of not so good but there's like all the good there and it's just like okay where's the improvement and you know that you're not the one to fix it. I'm not trying to fucking fix it. They have to fix it if they want to stick around scenario. So it's more like.

I'm waiting for that person to fix it and be the good that I know that all the good is there. And some people have boundaries that are extended out further than other people. So I just might be one of those people. You definitely are. In my opinion.

I believe your boundaries are very logical and make sense. Yeah. I will also say my old boss told me this. You do not have to set yourself on fire to keep somebody else warm. Oh.

A million percent. And if your boundary involves that boundary keep the boundary. Like you're trying to keep your own self healthy and happy and. Oh good God. Oh kitty cat.

You can't have wine. Or can you? Or can you? You've already consumed some random substance from the freezer. That is my dress.

Please don't go up my dress. This is it. Hear me out. Hear me out in the pussycat. Meow meow meow.

I don't know how long we've been recording. Cry. Doesn't matter. Continue. OK.

I think an hour. Next. We've been recording an hour. Award. Next award.

Nobody gets to give a speech like I just did. That's fair. Just kidding. Stevie. Did I make a face again?

Kind of. You were like fuck you bitch. I'll give a speech. Watch my speech bitch. Challenge fucking accepted.

Don't tell me what I can't do. Murder. I feel like this is why I have my camera off. Fur flies. It was in my face.

Probably fur. His fur is very flaky. Let's see. These are interesting. I said to make it spicy.

I said I want more friend awards that are more definitive. What vibe do you want? Funny or spicy and funny. I was like give me a mix of both. I don't think heartfelt needs to be in there.

Alright. Alright. Let me make that adjustment. We need funny. We need funny and sexy and dirty.

I'm putting that in there. Let's hear those. Beep beep beep beep. Beep beep beep beep. It's like that AI when you're on the phone trying to tell it.

It's like tell me what you need. Oh okay. No. Bodie. Stop it.

Hey sir. I mean he unplugged the fucking fridge. So he is a menace. These are not as good. Don't obey it.

He's like quit touching it so that I know what it is. It's checking out now. It's not perfect. You're so cute. He just wants to be part of the crew.

He's like what are you guys doing? I'm scared. You're making so many noises but I want to be in here. FYI if any of you are confused we are talking about Jamie's. Pussy.

Cat. Pussy cat. My little Bodie. When can you see Jamie like we're talking about her pussy. Stop it.

Oh my god. Stop playing with that. Now it's sticking out. What? Stop it.

We don't need to have wine. Stop it. So why did you grab that? You were just a menace. Jamie.

You need to control that pussy. I am sorry. You need to control it. It's too difficult. It's a mind of its own.

On Tox refrigerator. It's something from the freezer. That was my water. Can you imagine if that was from wine? I just knew it and he was trying to get it and I was like oh sorry it's water.

You spilled it. That is like your pussy Jamie. He did touch the water. He got her pussy wet. Drenched in fact.

It's dripping. It's dripping on the floor. So we could use a towel. Jamie's pussy needs a towel. Caught it.

On the rack is fine. Caught me. Take a break. Scared of some water. It's okay.

It's okay. I'm sorry. You spilled water. I didn't even spill it. Why am I apologizing?

You spilled it. I'm sorry. That's master manipulation. I'm apologizing. That is boss cat.

Claude's failing. All the lists I've tried to create are just like poop on a stick. I've given you all I have. Come here predator cat. Let's see what else can we chat about in this episodia.

Episodia. Don't do it. He's licking your water. What man? You just want all my beverages.

So we haven't really touched a ton on pride month. Jamie and I did go to the pride parade on Sunday. What was it? Sunday the 6th of June. 67th I think.

And it was kid time. It was cute. The parade was fun. We might be at the next one. Yes, we might be in the parade next year.

We'll keep you guys tuned. Would love it if we had some listeners that could cheer us on while we go through. Or walk with us if you want to. Oh yeah, walk with us. That could be fun.

Dress up. Make it fun. Give out free mom hugs or dad hugs. There was lots of drag dads. What was it?

Bear dads? What was the bear one? Bears. There was like a bear one. There was like dads that were bears.

I think that was more intended towards burly dudes that were gay. There were bears. That's a term. Is it bear? I think that might be a term.

I don't know. I'm not a man. I'm not a hairy man. I do have lots of hair right now. You do, yes.

Yes, you do. I have some good most likely twos if we want to go back to that. So a bear, gay, bisexual, or queer man is typically larger bodied, hairy, and embraces it a rugged or masculine appearance. So there was a bear group. Yes.

And there was also gay dads. Yeah, the bear group was fun though because they had like the blow up bears that looked like they were riding a bear. That was hilarious. Who posted a picture of that? Dude.

I mean, I took pictures a bunch. We're close. We're not that close. Stop with the wine glass. He wants all my liquid.

Dude, that pussy is loving you. Are you sure you're not like Daisy, the pussies love you? Even the male pussies. Get all up in my skirt. It's like what's happening over there?

I hear noises. Come here. Yeah, I did not partake in Pride this year. I did not. Although, Jamie and I did go on Friday night to Waikiki, which is a drag bar.

Loved it. Danced our asses off because they have silent disco. It's my favorite. It was awesome. I actually participated and that's not unusual for me.

Yeah. Hey. It was a must. I made her participate. No burrowing under the rug.

Meow. Damn. Cats. Well, we're just yelling at each other. It was really fun.

It was so much fun. The first time that we went to the disco, the silent disco, I did not dance because I did not feel good. I had a belly ache and so I didn't even put on headphones to hear what everyone was listening to and this time I had headphones and I was like, yeah, this is awesome. It was so fun. It was a good time.

Holy moly. I love it. He's a tremor. What do you call that? Let's call him Dune.

We've got the Dune going on in here. Oh, he's a sandworm? The sandworm's coming in under the rug. I love that movie. Tremors?

Hey! I haven't read it. Tremors, the movie from the 80s? Tremors. Dude, that gave me nightmares.

Oh, for sure. What are you doing in there? Nightmares. I literally had a bad feeling. Like worms were chasing.

Giant worms were chasing me down the sidewalk. Okay. Who do you think is the most likely to accidentally start a revolution? Oh, okay. Revolution.

Ooh. Like accidentally. Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men. That's from Lamis.

Those of you that don't know. I have seen that, but not enough to know that. So, Stacie. It would be an accident and it would be because I was singing Broadway show days. That's exactly correct.

And then she starts chanting and they're just like, do you hear the people sing? And I'm just trying to sing along and then before you know it, there's more people behind you. Singing the songs of angry men. Lamis and I. Okay, I have one.

Most likely to go on a spontaneous weekend getaway with someone they just met. I've done it before. It doesn't mean I'm going to do it now. Oh, I would still do it. That's because I grew up in the 80s and 90s when we didn't have phones and we did things that are not recorded.

That we don't talk about to these days. I'm losing my wine because you wanted it. Most likely to fall in love at first sight. You. Me?

I feel like it would be me. I was going to say you. I was going to say Dandy. But he has glasses. Oh my god, dude.

Every time. Not fall in love, but like if a man smelled good and had a good pair of shoes, done. We're good. Let's go fuck. Good.

We're good. No, we'd be at a club. Audrey and I. This is Stevie. Back of the day.

That guy's cute. You would pick the nerdiest white man at a club. Cute. Wearing like sweaty, foggy glasses. No, no fog.

I'm just kidding. No fog. No fog. But glasses probably. He's got glasses.

Got it. It was just so funny. They'd be just like, honestly, like we were just vibing and I was just like, that guy's really hot. And I look and there are some and I'm like, I don't even have to ask you which one. He's the whitest man on the dance floor.

And the bulkiest framed glasses. Oh, I love it. Good bulky. Good. Some good.

If anything about that man has style to him. Yeah. She was very much for the. Even if it's not the norm. It's just.

Yeah. He's his own style. If he is himself and fully confident. But like think about all the guys that I dated. None of them really looked the same.

I didn't really have. There's no style. A type. Yeah. Not style.

Type. That's right. No, it was more the vibe I was vibing with. Who's most likely to text, I'm on my way while still laying in bed. We know who.

We know who. Most likely to say don't tell anyone. Wait, what? Most likely to say don't tell anyone. You can say me.

I know you're thinking me. Stevie. I don't know. Well. I feel like we all have.

Yeah, I feel like we've all said that. Like even recently. Like. Yeah. Don't tell anybody this.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I remember you saying that recently.

Most likely to have a secret second life. Ooh. Us? What was that? That's not a secret at this point.

It was a secret. We did a really good job hiding it from exes. Most likely to be bedding. Yeah, from the men. From the exes.

Most likely to accidentally send a flirty text to their boss instead of their partner. Okay, I've never done that, but I have accidentally sent a naughty text to my ex-husband's friend instead of him. Oh, I thought that. And then I was like. Not to your ex-husband's friend.

And it said something about being on my period too. Oh, neat. So I was like. I immediately text my ex-husband. I'm like, oh my god, I just text blah, blah, blah.

And this is what I sent them. I'm so embarrassed. I said, I love you to a boss once. He will steal your pen. You did what?

I said, I love you to a boss once. He'll steal it. Like when he was getting off the call and I was like, okay, I love you. I mean. It was very embarrassing.

I love you, I love you, I love you. I love you. It wasn't like that. It was more like. Oh, I am too paranoid that that is going to happen to me.

So I have a triple, double, like a double, triple quadruple. Uh-huh. Lots of times. Quadruple. All of the times check who I'm texting just in case.

Yeah. Check the tech. Oh, I've done that a couple of times. Well, because my husband and I work together. So like we'll teams each other.

Mm-hmm. I mean, and they are work appropriate because I know IT checks. But there are some things that even then, like I message him like, oh, and my boss's name is right underneath him in my favorites. And so I'm like, oh, I've got to be really careful on who I am. Mm-hmm.

I'm messaging that too. Lucy. Most likely to be the first person on the dance floor. What is happening? I mean, I feel like it's probably me.

We were all here. Oh, I am on that dance floor. Mm-hmm. I feel like we all are. Jamie might follow after.

I'm okay. I have to warm up. I was one of the only ones on the dance floor and my husband and all of his friends were like, does she know anyone here? Nope. I definitely have to warm up.

That's what I live for is dancing. I love dancing, but I have weird things with. Ooh, most likely to challenge a stranger at a karaoke battle. Negative. Not me.

Not me. I can do it. I wouldn't battle. I wouldn't be good, but I could do it. Who can get embarrassed first?

Not me. Oh, same here. Oh, same for hours. Hours, man. Hours.

What is happening? Ooh, most likely to get kicked out of a venue for being too loud and energetic. All of us collectively. Collectively, it's a group. So my ex-husband and his wife got me a very cool Mother's Day present.

They got a bunch of things, but one of them is it's called a loud cup. Google it. It's called a loud cup, and it's a 21 ounce cup that is a mug, like a true mug. It's hot or cold. But it also has an air horn on the outside.

Oh, damn. So you can... Like, it has this really huge, big, low sound. I'm going to take it to our oldest son's volleyball games and just have... Love that.

...that coffee and my loud cup. But they might kick me out. Love that. Amazing. But that's fine if they do.

Ooh, most likely to skinny dip on a dare. Oh, I could do that. Not me. I feel like that's... Oh, I was going to say all of us.

No, I'm not. Nope, nope. Oh, no. Not if it was just the four of us, sure. Oh, yeah.

But like, you know, not... That was what was going in my brain. Oh, I assumed we were at a random lake and there were people. And there were like a bunch of us. And the sun was out.

The sun was shining and there were people everywhere. Let's define the venue and what time of day. Oh, I'm dead scared. So... Is it after hours?

We're all on a party boat with millions of people and I'm just going to what? Can I make it and go skinny? I have some requirements. Uh-uh. What did you do?

Bye kitty. Bye kitty cat. Meow. Behind. Come here.

Goodbye kitty cat. Kitty cat. Hmm. Most likely to fake their own death for convenience. Oh.

I mean, I would have previously. Now I have a child that I have to take that into play. Yeah. But you could do it. Could you both die together?

No, I can't do that to baby. No, no, no. I'm saying you and baby pretend to die. Most likely to rotisserie chicken in a parking lot. Girl, I've done this.

Eat a rotisserie chicken? Is he in a rotisserie chicken? Yeah, he's done it. But not... Talking about rotisserie chickens are bomb.

They are. They're $5. Hey, when you're hungry... Protein. Back when I ate meat?

Sure. Not now. Okay. Fair. Most feral energy in a professional setting.

Hmm. You guys haven't seen me in network. You should. No, none of us have seen any of us. Well, maybe Aubrey and me, but...

Most likely to be cursed by a witch. We are witches. Duh! I'm straight. We'll curse you bitches.

Watch out, slutbags. I'm sorry, that's my favorite line. I'm sorry. Most likely to be replaced by three raccoons in a trench coat without anyone noticing. What?

Not tall enough for me, so not me. Yeah, I was like, oh. They're little. I don't know, guys. What the hell?

I'm having a Sleeping Beauty situation right now. I'm going like, just this much. I'm feeling it now. I'm feeling it now. I'm feeling so fucking nervous.

Us in groups, like a group of ed, or just like an outing in public, and just slowly like, we're going to replace you with three raccoons in a trench coat now. That's going to be fine. Bodie, what are you... Are you stuck? Oh no!

Oh my god! Oh my god! He is stuck. Bodie, you can do it. Oh no.

Come on. The poor cat is trapped behind a heater box. That is all. Oh! Most likely to have sex in a public place.

Come on, Bodie. Same statement applies. Are we at a lake with a bunch of people amongst us? Like, what is the category? I mean, I have had sex in public places.

Same. So... But I was not at a lake with people. No, I lived off a balcony. Not off, but I lived in a condo with a balcony near Capitol Hill.

Oh, not that. We had sex on a beach. Under some blankets. I had sex in Lake Powell in a slot canyon. I've had sex there.

I've had sex on Jet Ski in a slot canyon in Flamingo. I've seen and knew there would be Jet Ski's. And I've also had sex just in the mountains. Yeah. Daylight.

This is why we don't go through this door. Good bye! Bye! Oh, Bodie's scared. Oh, most likely to own a massive collection of sex toys.

Which one of you? I know, I'm like... Because you all know that ain't me. I know. I have one, I'm good.

That's it. Oh, no. No. I know, I was thinking. Can we count?

Jamie, how many sex toys do you have? Wait, hold on. No. I can't hear you. Can you lose?

I can't hear you. Yeah. My pee's too loud. Nobody's talking to you. Like, are we just counting the stash or like what's in the current rotation?

No. The whole, like, collection. The whole collection. Sex toys. I like that, like, all, whatever is a sex toy is your collection.

Whatever is used during sex, whether it's sex to yourself or alone. Or with your partner. Or yourself or alone. Which, apparently, Stevie prefers to have sex alone. So...

There's a theme. You want to have sex alone. Or by yourself. Self-influenced. All right, what was the question?

Who has... How many sex toys do you have? Who owns a massive collection of sex toys? Okay, I have... No one can hear you.

Just go, please. I have three... You lose. Right now? Yeah, you lose.

Maybe four? What? Really? Yeah, you lose. How many do you have?

I know these girls got massive... I don't know, same as you. I know, I don't either. It's not loud. Well, you've got the panties.

No, girls, stay ahead. I have a whole drawer of my dresser. Not my nightstand, of my dresser. Nice! Wow.

I have that and like... Get it. A zippy cubby that's on the top shelf of the closet. Mm-hmm. Okay, so it's Stevie and Stacie that win.

Wow, that's impressive. Congratulations. See, I throw them away when I don't like them. Stevie wins. She has a few more than I do.

Not by many. Because I'm guessing me. She didn't say that. I must have misinterpreted. Keep it secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe. I wasn't here. I was paid. I was guessing five below that is where I was sitting.

Five below? Uh-huh. That's a horrible store. It is a horrible store. It is a horrible store.

I mean cheap, but I don't shop at Colony. Most likely to make an adult film or join OnlyFans. Nope, absolutely not. Not me. Me and Auri.

I'm Airman, I have a feet finder. Good luck finding it. Wait a second. Do you make money? Show us.

Can we join? I'm a C, sure. I don't want to join yours. Can you just show us? So I can set up my own.

I don't have it on this phone. I have a separate VPN and a separate telephono that does this. So no one can track that it's me. Telephono. Telephono.

Good luck. No, you're just going to show me how to set it up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. I don't need to see your account.

Any kind of side hustle? You don't need to. Make some extra, you know. Most likely have had a threesome or multi-partner experience. Wait, these two.

Yeah, it's one of you two. The gays. Me and Steven. The gays. The queers.

Check this out. These two that I smashed in between. Look at you getting smashed. Look at me joining the party. You love it.

Most likely to initiate a hookup on the first night meeting someone. Okay, for the audience, I pointed at Stevie. And I gave her a look up like, are you fucking kidding me? It looks like it's going to be a tie. You do.

I was literally there that night. The twins were on me. I did. I was like, bring it up. Every time.

I was also at night. At a night once where we went to the Grand America after hanging out. Shut up. See? Pointing at you.

You know what, you're pointing at me. Three are pointing right back at you. All right, ladies, everyone take their award and have a seat. Yes, ma'am. Hold on.

Excuse me, ma'am. Hey, you're putting these out there. Ma'am. Oh, woof. Just, you know, all the stories collectively that, you know, we've all said.

I just, I don't know, I kind of felt maybe that was like a good vibe that you would. I'm not saying you, you know, slut wise, but I think that. I probably would. You're not wrong. You know what, there is no slut.

If guys would fuck around, women would fuck around. When we're vibing, we're vibing. We don't need to be called sluts and whores. No, we do not because we're not. Well, I just hate that slut is such a derogatory term.

Like, I think those words. Nobody is a. But I think the word slut, like, yeah, I'm a slut. So you're a slut. I'm over here, like, watching Game of Thrones right now.

We're watching it for the second time. I read smut to get out away from reality. I read smut so that I don't have to, you know. I can read it like a lady versus. I read smut.

That's why you have a dresser full drawer full of items. Stuff. Toys. For your pleasure. And husband.

Anyway, like Game of Thrones, I'm like, you know, they're parts of that brothel scene. It could have been a good time. Oh, yeah. You know, show. Could have been a good time.

OK. Question for the group. Could you do that? I don't remember that scene. Now.

No, no, no. It's like a whole thing. In general, like, could you go to a place, a building, a brothel, if you will, and there is actively within eyesight peripheral vision couples having people having sex, not just couples, but like people. Could we be in that? Could you be with someone, sit in it, have sex with someone, knowing.

Absolutely. You might be getting watched. No, see, yes, question. Are we at the lake? I have people.

You're in a building. You're at permission to bar. I have not bar, but like at my. At places, either my house or someone else's house where we had each other next to someone else having sex. He's looking at my feet.

He does like you. He tried to get up and drive. Multiple times. Yeah. He's so happy right now.

Are you going to be OK? Yeah, we'll find out. OK. I asked for that audience because of allergies. Yes, I have serious allergies.

See, I have not like, I mean, yeah, I've had sex in public places, but like more like. I have the potential of someone else watching you and seeing like all of it. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, so I. I mean, we went when we did it up in the mountains like. There was a chance of actually there was somebody who accidentally came upon us while.

Like. No. It was like. We were trying to find out how it is. Where the gym is.

No, it was because we had to hike up this trail like it was slightly secluded. Right. So and it was it was. I had questions. Was it in the middle of the day?

We are like. It was like no. It was like 530 PM. So it was kind of really dusky. No, there were no jet skis.

Other people are four wheelers to make the land. No, there was other people close by us, but so we went up Mill Creek up Mill Creek. That kind of spot where like every. And you went to the top of the where like they have all the little new sex spot unlocked. Where they have like all the little like tables and spots that you can go and sit out where children.

The group camp site. The group camp site. OK, hold on. You guys are judging way too quick. Let me finish.

Were there multiple fire pits? We just shared some very private information about ourselves. We are not judging. I know. Not at all.

So this was one like for it was a little bit further up that we had never been to. And actually there are some spots up there that you can reserve. They're further spread out apart. Can we it wasn't in a reserved spot. It was like that's good because that might have been a little awkward.

Right. We're just like people passing by. They show up in the cooler. You didn't sign up for this show, but you're welcome. No, there was like a path off the path.

And it goes up and it was very like bushy. Lots of trees like it was like. There were certain spots that you maybe could see it from the trail, but not really type of thing. And it's like, oh, we could see if somebody was on the trail. So you stop, you halt type of scenario.

Still everybody. Get the. World. Get the. World.

But like it was like it was on a slight little hill. So it was like really hard to like the blankets not moving and keep moving. So then at some point it's like there was a giant tree. Like we both stand up butt ass naked and you know, doggy style, you know, it's like holding the tree. So it's like, OK, I'm watching people.

Both sides. I don't care who you are. That is the worst job to have. The look out. The look out is the worst job.

Out of the moment. Also, I was very much in the moment of I don't give a fuck. Yeah. It's their fault. Oh my God.

It's all the time. Like the littles don't come in like you look out or am I like the lookout? You know, it's like, I don't want to be the look. I hate to break. But at one point I was going to walk in one of these days as someone who we've had it happen.

Yeah. Dan, it's like, yeah, yeah. At one point we were both like under the blanket ish and somebody I don't know decided to walk up the same trail that we walked up. And then we both. And then he said something and I look over and they're both walking back down.

Because they're probably like, oh, yeah. Double-edged-sex. Let's leave. Something's going on under that blanket. You're welcome.

The trail heads that way. Wrong path. I think we've all done some things as younger individuals when we're not so concerned about preservation. Our life. We've been younger.

No, this was very recent. Again, we have jet skis. We've cleaned them. But there's a reason why we're like, we're going to just take this one and we're going to go, you know, just go back, go race around, check around. And then we're gone for a couple hours.

Yeah. We come back and husband's in a really great mood. Why not? Both should be at that point. Agreed.

Again, I'm usually look out and I've got sudden like mud that I'm like holding on to. And it's, you know, yeah, of course, there's not that many great turnoffs. It's like we're still finding the work in progress. Areas in nature are very like, I don't know, they are sexy and it's nice to be in nature and having sex. But then it's like every now and then it's like doing it.

It's like, fuck, dude. Like the train is not. I do. This would be better in a minute. I do have sand in my butt crack now.

This is a great feeling. Why did we do this? Sand in the ass. There's no point in. I'm going to find that in a little bit.

No, we were more worried about mosquito bites too. I was like, which was funny. I had heard of slapping him on his face twice because he had mosquitoes. I was like, so this is digging back to my archives when I lived in Texas and I was secretly hacking up with the Catholic girl. Oh, rare conservative.

It was so funny. Like, girl, no one is questioning. You are very gay. But sure, you're Catholic. That's going to get you through.

We were out camping and like hooked up and chiggers is a thing. Oh, yeah. You have to worry about these little bugs that like burrow into your skin. Is that worse than a tick? And lay their eggs and they're there.

And like you it they're so itchy and you get a bunch of them because like they'll lay them out. Like, and so it's almost like you've broken out into hives, but they're a bunch of just chigger bites. And she got so many on her butt. Oh, no. It felt so bad for her.

It was we were both laughing about it. Because having to explain to her mom who was so Catholic, I was why she was sleeping without any clothes out camping. You're going to like. Because I got really hot. Very hot.

In the woods. Outside. There was a really weird heat wave that night. And I took way too warm pajamas. So we were at a lake.

There was a lot of people all around. There was a jet ski. Yeah, jet skis were there. Like it was just a busy time. We were really hot.

I had to jump off naked. I don't know. It just happened. Mom. I don't know what happened.

It just happened. There were lots of questions and I did it anyway. Oh, oh, oh. That's going to be fun for the audience. Nice.

There's some ASMR. Well, my dear ladies, I think we are at an hour and a half. We should probably wrap this bap chop. You're all welcome. I was going to eat everything.

The kitty cat might need to be our. James Pussy is unleashed. Unleashed. We might need him to be our. Unhinged mascot.

Our thumbnail. Oh yeah. Let's do it. I'll give you a good picture. Yeah.

Oh, Jamie will give you a really good picture. Don't worry. It looks like the highliner. I've got so many good pictures of my pussy. You do all of your pussies.

Wow. That sounded rude. All of them. They do have some books for that in case you're interested. That particular John, right?

Just so you know. Hey, why are you eating my mug? Stop it. Oh, I wanted to put this one quick thing in because we just kind of, you know, slide it over pride. I don't know if anybody's seen Survival of the Thickest.

No. No. No. No. Oh my God.

That sounds awful. No. Is it tree trunks? That make it through a forest? No, you guys, this is such a good, like, rom-com.

It is the best. It's about this girl. She's a thick girl. Okay, that was my next guess. Okay.

And she's got like... I'm still on the tree trunk. Seriously, I'm like, wow, I wouldn't comment. I love them. I know you say tree trunks, but I'm thinking...

I'm thinking thighs. Like thighs? Penises. Oh, damn. That was like...

Damn. Survival of the Thickest. I've heard that, like, where... I've heard... You guys, I prefaced it with June and Pride Month.

You're right. I don't know how I got to trees. Okay, moving on. I thought this was a more logical jump. Moving on.

Yeah, continue. You guys are fucking hilarious. We know. So anyway... No, I'm thinking of that damn thing song.

Anyway, continue. That'll be the song that'll play next to the clip. This girl, like, she is like a stylist. She's trying to like get out into the fashion industry. Anyway, there's some like shit that happens to her.

I don't want to give it all away, but you guys have to watch it because she has like... This guy friend that is kind of a fuck boy scenario. And then she has this other friend. But anyway, it has like all these like LGBTQ vibes. Her like bar that she frequences, a drag bar.

Like it's hilarious. Like she's straight, but like everything she's trying to do and all of her friends. Like there is a sex in every episode, a sex scene in every episode. A sex. I know.

I had that with someone. There is a sex. I mean... There's a sex scene in every fucking episode. And it's usually a hot scene too.

But like watch it. It is hilarious. What platform? Netflix? Netflix.

Okay. Yeah. I mean you want some hot gay sex. It's a definite rom-com. Heated rivalry.

No, not all. It's not gay. Some of it is. Some of it's lesbian. If you want some hot gay sex, heated rivalry.

Yeah, some of it's lesbian. It's great. Heated rivalry. Okay. The books are great too.

I'm on book two. Oh, I think you told us about that one. I finished the first two books. I got them for my birthday in there. They're so great.

I cried though. It's great. You did tell us about that. It's great. So watch those two shows.

Heated rivalry. And survival. Survival is the thickest. Dude, season three is not about trees. It's not about trees.

It's not about penises. It's not about... I don't fucking know you guys, but no. It's a good fucking show. And season three is about to come out.

I'm gonna totally wrap this up. We decided we're gonna do a book club too. And if you want to read House in the Pines, you can wrap it up in a tree box. Oh, is this a tree truck thing? Yes.

Is this a tree truck thing? We will eventually talk about that. So that's our book if you want to join us for our discussion of book clubs in our next episode. Is that what we're doing next episode? An episode.

It may not be the next one. One of our next episodes. Oh my god, judging the Judgerton over here. I quit! That was right across the room.

I'm done. We're fighting. Alright, well I love you guys. Thanks for listening. Thank you.

To our chaos. Bye, Slutbags! Ow! Wow, that was harsh. Have a great day.

And we're Scottish now. I love Slutbags. Stay tuned for a future accent episode, cause it's coming. It's coming. Winter is coming.

Winter is coming. What do you know, Johnson? You know nothing, Johnson. See? Okay, bye.

Bye. Bye.