We Tried to Cancel Adult Life (It Keeps Pulling Us Back)
We Tried to Cancel Adult Life (It Keeps Pulling Us Back)
In This Episode
Stacie's coding zone energy is REAL and we're here for the chaos.
• Jamie's tipsy and lounging, Aubrey's annoyed (her normal state), Stevie hates being an adult and wants to cancel her subscription to life — basically every Monday mood ever • That company town hall where the CFO talked about going to Disneyland every two months right after announcing layoffs and a shit Q1 — read the fucking room, sir • Teaching your kids about money the hard way: spreadsheets for flights, payment plans for medical bills, and the brutal truth that Disneyland costs actual dollars • The budget tracker method where your mom charges you $4 if you forget to feed the dog — sounds harsh until you're 30 and realizing she was a genius • What we actually talk about: celebrity crushes then vs now, travel expectations vs reality, career pivots, sex, and politics (we try to limit it but honestly we don't)
If you're not listening to four women roasting their lives and each other, what are you even doing with your time?
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Welcome to Tipsy Tats and Tacos where we talk about life and all of its bullshit Parental discretion is advised Listen if you want be a judge Well, welcome back everybody. This is Stacie I apologize, I'm in like Coding zone right now trying to see how we can make our podcast come to you faster better stronger Cue We'll play it for you anyway, so technically Stacie's in her normal mode this is So, yeah, yeah doing good happy to be here. Oh, okay. What what? Uh, this is Jamie and I'm a little tipsy today Some tacos Lounge it in my chair Want to compare you to her studio?
No, I know comparison I'm better She is Way pretty she found a man who loves her My turn gross, I'm Aubrey that's not my real voice What am I today what am I today today today today today I'm fucking annoyed that's what I am today preach girlfriend Grinch, okay Girls gays and a Girls make everything better FYI, it's scientific fact, you know, it is it totally You're right you are correct, you know actually yes And I am Stevie and This week has been So much fun I hate being an adult Is hard yo, I would like to cancel. I know I said it before but I'd like to cancel the subscription I feel like I keep trying to and it keeps like enticing me to come back. But wait, we'll give you 30 days free Oh, wait, we'll give you two Great months will you forget that life is kind of shitty and then we'll drop a bomb on you And chase you something else but wait it's prime on so Stick around be happy longer. Yeah, okay, but let's think about it. Yes That's exactly what adult life is because when you're a child these things are still happening.
You were just unaware to all of Yeah living and you're trying to be an adult you want If I think we should start telling our kids all of these things and so maybe Down the same thing we were like, whatever mom You don't know my wife I tell them this all the time they don't know that yeah, I believe that you definitely Oh, I'm paying medical bills yes, we have them on a payment plan. Yes. Yes. What's a payment plan? Let me explain Yeah, I tell them all the things this sucks it out of your finances.
That's what You weren't money no too bad you didn't you have all these things to pay for You wanted to go to Disneyland you don't get to yeah I actually make them plan trips with me like so I I had them like sit down and okay Let's let's look at flights Okay, that's for this ticket. There are five of us. Let's put that in a little spreadsheet. Ooh That's a big number. That's just the flight to get there Oh Should we say we don't sleep outside?
Okay, cool. Let's go check a couple of options, but a bit Wow Remember that I just and which one of you are gonna be donating to the car I have to share this we have a good company town hall recently Oh, I love those you would think this one would be great and they would tell you You know why we've had like not such a great q1 or whatever and like Instead of an exclamation like an explanation explanation explanation point like why it panned to a video like random employees Getting interviewed. Oh the plug doesn't I Know well, no, okay so instead of like telling us what happened at Pantle like I'm not kidding you 15 minutes of random employees being interviewed on why they love working for the company and like is this a Did they send the wrong video is Tell us like oh we didn't do well this q1 and then the next speaker that gets up was like a new like I think he's the new like CFO or something talks about how every Was like come every two months him and his family go to Disneyland. I'm sorry. What sir?
Read the room. You just told us our company had a really shitty q1. We laid off a ton of people People in the room that you're talking to I know of like myself included are not doing too hot financially But by all means tell us how you and your family go to Disneyland Every couple years every few months like that's crazy Okay, you know whoo you did it sir you sure I'm Gavin and I also like have my oldest has a debit card like a He has to like save X amount from every deposit that we make and that's even if he's doing chores or if he gets Birthday money or whatever. So Dude, I saw this girl there a real I saw yesterday Instagram and she was like my mom did the best thing and she was in a she was like ranting like why did I not? Implement this with my son.
She was gonna start implementing it She's like I really didn't like my mom, but now I completely understand why she did it and it has set me up she's like my we sat down every Monday and we had a budget tracker and If I did these things I earned this much money But if I did other things that took away money So she was like if I forgot to give the dog water She's like if I walk by the bowl and there's no water or the dogs not fed by this time minus four dollars or She's like and sometimes I would go into money only my mom money or Monday I would owe her money and I'm just like oh I Like I thought about the budget tracker, but then also like in return like using a real life No, you didn't do what you promised you were gonna do so Well, we so we do that but we do it with points so they can't have any screen time Get any like we have a prize bin that like What is this? Oh Okay, they can't like Have prize bin stuff, you know, they can't do they can't have any electronics Unless they have enough points and like I keep track of that with my spouse in an app And so we just keep track of their points if they don't put their laundry away They lose points have to ask them more than once they lose points and it's like sorry You could have played your Nintendo switch, but you love points So there's some other toys you can go do that are not your regular chores You can go cash some that way if you want, but we haven't done it with money mostly because I don't want to Have to remember to pay them Let's talk about what we talk what we some shit when we talk about on this podcast when we talk about Stevie What do we talk about Vanna Vanna? That's the white the most ridiculous arguments we've had Because I have a few yes Between us because there's never been any arguments between us as an individual challenge except Done tonight. Yes celebrity crushes then versus now Like if that one's a fun one like this one travel expectations versus travel reality Well when the first time you travel with a partner well the anxiety that goes into that trip maker-proof situation Either you decided you're gonna spend the rest of your lives together not Or yeah, this isn't gonna work. Yeah Nice knowing you bud not happening also talking about career pivots identity shifts we talk a lot about sex We do.
Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, we do that every time too. We do in some form. Mm-hmm.
Whatever And politics We do we do though we do try to limit that way do but we talked about by Honestly, we'd like to be honest with you guys. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So, you know if you guys More To our podcast check us out Subscribe hit subscribe Listen bitches do listen. I don't know if you want who are not just like we're funny in a good
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