Welcome to Tipsy Tats and Tacos, where we talk about life and all its bullshit. Parental discretion is advised, folks. Listen if you want to, bitches! I like it when you add the F-bomb in there. Listen if you fucking want to.

I did it last time, so when you say I would like it if... I would like it if you were more profane. Oh, well I'm Stacie, and... It's kind of here in my vibe today. I am a...

We have a friend! The lights are flickering! Speaking of Halloween... Oh yeah, speaking of! Where are we?

Oh, internally. That's creepy. Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed today. Yep, yep, we're gonna leave it at that. Otherwise I'm in like research mode, which is me just staring at a computer screen.

So, I'm always like that. Yes. Well, I am Jamie. And I guess I have some news. I've been promoted in my job.

Getting some better pay. Getting some help from some new team members. Oh, the lights have got brighter! The lights are excited too! Whoever our ghost friend is likes that.

Yeah, that's what my news is. I'm Aubrey. And... You know, I'm just gonna stick with my OG. I'm just fucking annoyed.

That's it. I'm here. I'm here. Does it work annoyed? Or just general annoyed?

Work annoyed. That's good to know. We gotta clarify those things. Definitely never you guys annoyed. She's like, actually I have something I need to tell you.

So first fight ever! That's not it. Right now. From this moment. Our ghost friend does not like that.

Alright, ghost, did you introduce yourself as a ghost? We are in introductions now. I am Stevie. And this isn't what I wanted to talk about, but apparently I have a bug bite on my finger. It really itches.

And it's like... It's swollen. I had no idea! Did that occur in my house? We have to leave now and go to the ER.

Sorry guys, bye. That was a short one. We'll just see what happens. We'll jump back online in the ER. Yes we are guys!

We're looking for the vlog! Take some selfies in the emergency room. We made it! We are Stevie's finger! Stick it inside her.

Whoa! What? See if that helps. Inside her. Inside her.

Come on now. Pick it up. What the fuck? I was not there. Where did you come with that?

I don't know. I feel like nurses will get fired for that. She's fucking drunk already. The family has pre-owned upon consent. I was just saying before we go to the ER.

Not at the ER. Who the fuck is she going to stick it inside? There's a bunch of girls here. Not me! I'm sorry, I love you!

We're all getting there! It's been a week and it's only Wednesday. The day is way too long. I don't know what we're sticking. Daisy's like, what the fuck are we talking about?

I just stole the drink because I can't do wine. His life safety is in her computer. This is what happens. Oh my god, I get it now. We're all getting ready.

Jamie's over here visually talking about sticking it in her. And I'm like, what the fuck, Jamie? Jamie, what is this? What? I'm trying to follow through.

Okay. Total, small, baby, side note. Stevie's like, it's my fucking finger, yo. Do I get a choice? Yes, you get a choice.

Consent is key. It's my teeth. It was more of a suggestion. I need to find this. Because I'm not ever on the socials at all.

But I did see a YouTube short where this girl was doing a makeup tutorial. And she shows this highlighter. And the highlighter literally looks like the outline of a vagina. It's like a highlighter blush. The blush is on the inside and it's like highlighter on the outside.

But she shows it and it cuts to this woman. Did you see that? It's 100% what it looks like. So the highlighter has different colors in it. And when you swish the brush around in it, it gets you the total color.

And that image inside of that looks like a vagina. I was just making sure that our listeners understood. It's not like the vagina highlighter, is it? I don't know. Is that a thing?

Let me see. I don't think that this can be our thumbnail. Just for the record. Why not? It's just a blush.

Or highlighter. Celestia Beauty. That's it. It's literally a vagina highlighter. It's purposely shaped.

So she was acting naive. Maybe she was naive. She's like, you guys look how beautiful this is. He's a strong center. The lady that was doing it was totally ignoring it.

But the girl watching it and reacting to it was like, is she just not going to say anything about it? Is she just going to glaze over this? What do they call that? Snip or stitch. Stitch incoming.

I like it when they warn you. Stitch incoming. I'm like, what's going to happen? That's what I was thinking of. With the finger.

Bring it all back around. With the finger. Of someone's vagina. Stevie and I are the queers of the group. We did it!

We're the queers and we're here. Stevie, you're going to have to stick your finger in Jamie's vagina. It's for science! Where's your poop? No!

Vagina juices heal the butt bites. Heck yeah. I'm in. Wait, can we trim your nail first? Nope.

It's not an option. I don't want that popping off. You're either in or you're not. You're in or you're not. If you can be a true lesbian, this is your test.

True lesbians don't have fingernails on the nails that they bang their girls with. I know, you already explained this last time. But some might enjoy it. Some do like it rough, I guess. That's what I'm saying.

If you do it right, it's not going to feel much different. Mine aren't that long. Hers aren't murder weapons. Like Cardi B. Mine have some fucking murder weapons.

I love when I see those. I saw a video a while back of someone questioning how do you wipe your ass. And you don't. I need to know. And now when I see them, I want to ask you but I don't know you.

No, I've asked my niece that lives with me. She used to get them done really long for raves. Like really long. What? I have a package.

What the fuck? Every time we were sitting by a window and I saw a person and I was like, fuck. What? Are you freaking? Jamie now has a package.

I thought it was a spider. I was like, I love how like 12 Stacie's are fucking freaking out. And I'm just over here like, what's happening guys? This is normal. Are you guys okay?

You have no reaction. I know. Do I need to do something? I feel like you're all overreacting right now. What's happening?

This is the story of my life. No, but my niece lives with me. She only do this so much. She would have massive murder weapons. She hasn't had murder weapons in a long time.

Do you use your knuckles? You kind of have to. She would be like, you can use it. I think you use the side of your finger more. You wrap the toilet paper and you...

Instead of doing one of this where your finger can... You do one of this. Your fingers could curl up and woo! That doesn't feel good. You use the side of your finger.

Tickle those hemorrhoids. I have to actually describe this for our listeners. They can't see us. You can use the side of your hand. You wrap the toilet paper and use the side of your fingers.

I'm like, you might get poop on those now. What the fuck? Just make sure you wash your hands. We always used to make fun of her. My sister and I would be like, okay Chloe.

She would do the hand gestures. I wouldn't even always call her Chloe. She would be talking. I'd be like, okay. Okay?

She's mimicking her hands. Okay. She'd just laugh. It is warm in here. I try to do long.

This is honestly perfect. If I do any longer. So for the listeners. I have... Stacie, normal nails.

They're short almond shape. That's probably... I tried longer. This is the perfect length. The square is too short for me.

I like a little bit of length. Anything longer than that. I tried the coffin nails. I do my own nails. They come up in a square at the top.

They look like the bottom side of a coffin. They still go up like this. Then it's chipped off. Yours are longer than mine. These are called short almond.

I guess that's as long as I can do it. I had some longer ones that were just the regular almond. They're almost twice as long. When mine are shorter. I will do them square.

But then as they start to grow longer. I go into the almond. I can't do square. I like them for a day. I need something else.

I like them square when they are shorter. I've seen... There's someone I follow on social media that she does long square. I don't know why I don't like them. They look weird.

Benny who? We did this last time. You guys wanted to come listen to us talk about nails. Exciting. Jamie's going to get more drunk.

Only if someone like... I think we're going to have it by a microwave. And then do a little... Listen. Now everyone has to pee.

Polly brick. Open up a beer and church. I got me some pepper. If anyone wants. It's fancy.

I just found one. Colores del Sol. From Mendoza, Argentina. Which is the best wine. I never...

People listen up. Fucking for reals. I never ever get headaches. When I drink wine from Mendoza, Argentina. They fucking do it right.

Because they live in one of the most perfect climates. To grow wine grapes. To grow wine grapes. To grow wine grapes. Without having to use pesticides.

So they don't use pesticides. So it doesn't... There are some wines that I drink. That are not from Mendoza. That won't give me headaches.

But it's hit and miss. Mendoza wines never give me headaches. Good tip for y'all. You're welcome. Fuck off.

That might not be for everyone though. Just for you. Prove us wrong. Mendoza, you just proved us wrong bitches. Again, now I'm having another social media thing.

And I'm really not on it much. I'm going to quote five things. I know. And send you ten reals. It's only YouTube and it's just the shorts.

But there's this guy that I guess does like recipes. He'll watch someone make a recipe and then make it himself. I didn't know that was a thing. Okay, okay, I know. Listen, you can pretty much post anything.

And become a schminchfluencer. There's this fucking hilarious... So this woman puts a big ol' thing of grapes inside her air fryer. Oh my god and it comes out as wine! And it came out as wine!

And he did the same thing and takes it out. And dumps out these sad little black little grapes. And he's like, apparently I did something wrong. Happy Pride! I was like, this is great.

I was actually fully invested in that. Because I saw the whole thing. Is it an air fryer grape? No, she prepped the grape. Washing them and patting them dry.

And only selecting so many. And putting a bunch in. Setting the heat on. And I was like, okay, what are you making girlfriend? And then it did the glitch of clearly it's a new boop boop recording.

And then a bottle of rose oil. Girl, that's fake. I mean, I applaud you because girl you had me hooked. But also, fuck you. Are you having me hooked?

I thought it was really funny. You can make your own raisins? The other guy actually made the raisins, right? Like he didn't skip forward. He did 15 minutes, you know?

I thought it was funny. There's this hilarious, hilarious gay guy on Instagram. I love following him. He gets like, oh, I'm so excited. Like old fucking school recipes.

And does it. Like old school. Like Jell-O. Why is it you guys that way? Jell-O with like, yeah.

Like I've been following him for a hot minute. Because he's hilarious. I have seen him before. We'll add the lamb molds. And then he eats this.

He's like, we'll need to post that. He's like, why, Jean? I'm going to make this, Jean. It's Jell-O with like mayo in it. Yeah, yeah.

And it's like in a Jell-O. He only had a lamb one. So it looks like a baby lamb. I love that you decided to go ahead with this. Even though you read the ingredients.

I know I had put that one to you. That one's awesome. He's hilarious. I love him. He always has like a goose on his fridge in the background or something.

Yes. It's like two, is there like two geese? Not real. They're statues. I didn't think it was a live goose.

They're just chilling. They're just chilling. They're just like, ah. We had a friend that would always have a rooster on his cabinet or fridge in his house. Always a rooster.

Because he wanted to say he had cock in his kitchen. Love it. It's too hot. That's really funny. Because my mom's house, she was one of the older generation folk that fell for the rooster and chicken.

Need to be a theme in the kitchen. We had ducks. We had lots of ducks. It was blue and ducks. I packed up a lot of it over the week.

How many of these fucking roosters do you have? How many cocks do you have in your kitchen? How many cocks do you have in your kitchen? Do you know that your kitchen is full of cocks? Did you have a cock in your kitchen that I do?

You have a lot of cocks. Hang on, mom. What are you doing with all of these cocks? What are you doing with all of these? Did you name all the cocks?

Maybe. Some are much bigger than others. It's like Lady Gaga's song where she names all the dits. Paparazzi? No.

What's the song where she's like Javier? Oh, Alessandro? Yeah, that one. That's my favorite. Alejandro.

There's more names. That's my favorite song. That's the only one I remember. There's more names. Well, because the song is called Alessandro.

It's not like the mumbo number five. Dude, I remember dancing to the claw at the club. Do that song. So really funny about that song. The very first time I heard that song, I heard the Disney version.

Wait, what? I'm sorry. There's Mickey and Minnie, Daisy too. It's a Disney version. That's the first version I ever heard.

So for you, that's the only one I knew. So then when I heard the OG, I'm like, there's Minnie. Daisy. These are the same names. They are the same names.

Or he could do Petey Pablo with his... What version is this? You know, I mean, there's not a lyric about Minnie and Daisy. They're friends. They're friends.

I don't even remember who I was talking to. They were like, what? It reminds me of like, I mean, we're just going to talk about videos we've watched, but when you go to college and you are either the friend or the person, or you meet someone who grew up calling something one specific thing because their family calls it, so their whole life, they've known the remote as like the clicky-maboob or something. Just something random that's like a cutesy name, but their family since the day they were born has been calling it this. So for 18 years, they've known it as the clicky-mabob or whatever.

And so they ask their roommate, like, hey, can you pass the clicky-mabob? And they're like, what? The remote? Oh, you don't call it a clicky-mabob? My world has been changed.

Okay, and then they discover like, how many other things have I been like, it's this, no, that's called like, software. I'm going to start naming shit for baby so she can grow up like that. No, no, I'm doing it. So you're going to call it kids? Yes, because she will own that shit.

You know her. She will make other people feel stupid for calling it the clicky-mabob. It is a clicky-mabob. She'll be like, I'm sorry, you're stupid, not me. Obviously.

Obviously, I'm more unique than you. So, hmm. You call things by their original name? Ew, that's a word. Condor this.

Must find new friends. Item number one. Oh, man. Okay, so as we were talking in a clip that we shared, we talked about doing awards, friend awards, and we've been playing with AI. And Stacie came up with some friend awards that we are going to give out to the four of us.

That are apparently unhinged. It's an unhinged list, folks. Even better. So enjoy. Alright, let's see.

We each get to cast our vote, right? Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure, whatever you want, babe. That sounds good to me. It's kind of like a pointing situation.

The audience can't hear our points. They can't hear our points. I don't know what you're talking about. They're just going to hear the award and then we're all pointing and they're like, who the fuck got that one? All of us!

Alright, most likely to cry, laugh, and burp in the same five minutes. Jamie! Okay. I see that, but I probably, I could get me drunk enough. I can see that.

I'm sorry, the burp part just got me. I don't burp a lot. I am not my ex-husband. I'm not leaking on your ex-husband level. I think technically the only person that's clearly burped on this podcast was you.

That's a good point. I taste my burps all the way. Alright. I'm such a wet blanket with burps, by the way, in my house, which I am sorry, I'm horrible, because my husband will burp. I'll just look at him and he's like, excuse me.

You have to say excuse me. I don't care if you do it, just say excuse me. He doesn't say anything. We're in public, we're just friends. I feel like I become his mom when his friends are around and he burps and I'm all, excuse me.

They just look at him and look at me and I'm like, it's Paul, it's me. It's me. Excuse me when your body makes a weird noise. It's going to happen. I'm fine with it.

Excuse me afterwards. It's just polite. Apparently it's polite. You're good. So there's 20 on this list.

No side check chat. No side check chat. Most likely, to start a story about one thing and end up somewhere completely unrelated and it was way better that way. I feel like all of us. Have you listened to our podcast?

Yes, that is our podcast. It is. It's talking about pride. I think we've said two things about pride. I think we've said zero things about pride.

Except for that we're going to talk about. Except for the bright section. Except for Jamie's going to get fingered by seafoos. And the vagina. Science.

Number three. Most likely to have a strong opinion about something no one else has thought about once. Stacie. Or Steve. This is my unhinged strong opinion.

Like I'll get so bothered and overworked about something and everyone's like just let it go. I'm like no! We're dying on this hill! Yep, there's a lot of hills. Sometimes I will get.

It depends on the mood. It depends on the time of month. What phase are we in? No mine just depends on the topic. And what the fuck's been happening in my life.

Also fair. Number four. Most likely to plan the fake emergency exit and then forget to show up for it. So that makes it sound like okay you call me and say that you got this thing and I'm going to leave. Like they call and you're like oh my god!

Like what's up? And you don't leave the party. I don't know. I feel like I've maybe done that before. Okay.

I'll vote Aubrey. I'll vote Aubrey! I'm feeling good about that. I was like the older I get I feel like I could I could probably do that. That sounds like something.

I mean like just this week you've told something in text where you're like oh that's on Wednesday and I was like that's this week. Today you're like that's on Friday. I mean we've had our moments. Like no fucking clue. Okay.

Number five. I think we all are going to be all of us. I need some more definitive answers. It did say it was unhindgeless. FFFF to the F.

Most likely to Google something to win an argument and then lose the argument. I do this on the daily at home! Same! But then I promise you it's like this. But I don't lose!

I know. But that was the important part of that. You guys were ready to answer before the second question. FYI listeners we all put our hands up. I can't tell you how often I will search definitions for my children.

I'm like that word does not mean what you think it means. Please give me the definition for this. Please read out loud to the class what the definition of that word is. Okay but this actually happened to me recently. I forgot what I was looking at because I'm notorious for like while we're watching a movie to like IMDb someone be like I know who that is.

Oh for sure. He's the guy in this movie. And so I'll look up the movie and think he'll be like yeah I knew it it's that guy! And my husband hates it. But then we were talking about something else like oh and I was 100% sure it was this thing and I looked it up and then immediately stopped talking and was like I'm watching this.

What did you guys do? I'm watching because you're disturbing me. I didn't finish looking it up. Stop talking now sir! We were talking through I think I was watching like Twilight like something stupid that like I've seen a million times.

Yes I watched Twilight. Don't judge me or judge me on it. No I've seen it. I read the books. Hell yeah.

I got horny to those books. Oh for sure. I watched the movies multiple times a year. Oh that's okay. People judge you on it.

I'm judging you only slightly it's fine. At least I've seen one movie. You're right! I got nothing on that. But it was very funny because I literally went from like how to I'm watching a movie you're bothering me.

My phone number said What was the answer? I'm like shh go away you're disturbing me. I'm sorry sir. I'm also a very sport loser. You just can't say I was wrong.

I'm going to take that award because I'm a very sport loser. Wow someone else is asking her that one. Wow! Let's go. There's two that I was just like oh shit.

The problem is I think I'm going to be the winner of the second one. Okay the first one. Most likely to be personally offended by someone else's food order. Oh definitely not. I don't think.

Oh! Stevie is pointing at herself. I will take that. Actually I don't Did you get offended at somebody's food order? I mean I did get offended when our waiter asked if I wanted shrimp on our salad.

And I was like not unless you want to kill me! When he was like that's true. I don't know! It was not a joking matter. I don't joke about that shit!

There was no like affliction of sarcasm in his voice. He was like shrimp right? I think that can kill me. Because I kept his accent in different ways. I felt the joking vibe.

I was trying to but then he said it and he was such a serious face. I think that was part of the joke. Reading all of them out. It's fine but I was very offended. Okay so that was you.

That can be me or Stevie. It's both you. You can split it. This one I feel like is me. Most likely to have a whole reaction to a TV show that aired three years ago like it's breaking news.

That's probably you. It's me girls. I just watched it. I do love now that I can quote it. You know what I'm talking about!

Alright. Most likely to apologize and then immediately say the same thing again. Oh for sure me. I feel like I do that too. Because I'm trying to reiterate my point.

I know I say sorry a lot. Okay well I'll take the award for that. Congratulations we've all won. I'm not chiming in on that. Wow!

She's not even sorry. I wasn't. I was here now. I didn't hear that. Sorry.

Stacie moved on. I was ready to read in front of the class. Alright. I don't think this is all of us. Most likely to be the reason...

Wow! Way to assume. I am. Most likely to be the reason the night goes two hours longer than anyone planned and no one is mad about it. All of us!

Would you like to change your opinions? Have you heard our podcast? Yeah the podcast. All of the things. Once we get out there, we get out there.

Most likely to text back immediately at midnight and then leave you on read until noon. Wait. What? So if you text at midnight, you're going to immediately reply back. But then if you reply again, they're not going to read that one again.

I've done that. Yeah definitely not me. No definitely not you. I have done that. Definitely not Jamie.

Definitely not Jamie. I'm like Rainman. She has too much anxiety about that. Are you going to reply? I'm sure if she was half asleep and she heard her phone go off, she'd be like, I'm going to reply!

Let me reply to you! That's why I have my all-slows and I have my phone set to do not disturb at nighttime so only specific people can come through. That's good. Am I one of those? Yes!

She made the tea! She thinks it's good! Okay. Most likely to bring up something from five years ago like it just happened. Um, I think you and I probably.

I think we all do that. Do you remember that one time? That band cap? We talked about a lot of things about people from the past. I feel like what I know.

I don't know. I feel like I'm worse than you guys are about it but I like to pretend that I'm not. I don't know. I do it all the time too I think. I feel like I try to be on a journey where it's like I don't want to do that.

This isn't very definitive. But I still do sometimes. I know. We can have Claude to do better. I prefer to put Claude in its place regularly.

Let's do it. Let's see. We do bring up a lot of shit about that. About what? Our past.

Our mysterious past. Your secretive past. Our secret romance. Your secret love affair. Um, next episode.

Stay tuned. Excellent. Next we'll talk about how Aubrey and Stevie met. Oh that's not how. Well, yeah.

That's the whole story. The mysterious part's better. But whatever. Continue. Most likely to start cleaning when she's stressed.

And then deny she was stressed. No I don't deny that shit. I do that. I'll clean the fuck but I won't deny it. I also vote Jamie because Are you okay?

Yeah. Are you sure? Sure am. I'm scared. Okay.

I'm scared. Is she exing someone right now? Blink twice if I need to leap. Blink twice if it's me. Blink twice if it's me.

Most likely to mispronounce something confidently for years and never accept correction. Kombucha. That's not how you say it? Kombuka is what I used to call it. She used to say kombuka.

Oh wait. Oh nothing. You're doing it wrong. Wait. Wait a minute.

I totally thought it was kombuka. There are several things that she would say and I'm all Oh so kombuka. You also did some things too but I don't remember what they were. And she would be like I don't know. But I thought it was kombuka.

I'm like Okay. Tomato. Tomato. There were like a couple other words. I'm just like Okay.

I think still to this day my favorite one so there is a store that I don't even know if it's still in business but it's called I believe AeroPostal? AeroPostal. How do you say it? AeroPostal. AeroPostal.

I called it AeroPostal my whole life but if you talk to any marketing or the owner it's AeroPostal. Okay well it's not AeroPostal. Which is what I called it to anyone that asked me where I got my perfume. For years. I would say AeroPostal.

AeroPostal. Okay it was AeroPostal. Tarjay. Actually I say Tarjay on purpose now. Like detroit.

It's not Detroit. It's detroit. Oh my god. Where? I'm like detroit.

Michigan. And they're like detroit? Yeah detroit. You're welcome. Classic of the week.

Making it better. I made that store French. Exactly. It sounded better when you worked for a French company. And that was really really bad because I really felt embarrassed when I was in the store and said that.

They're like where? Here AeroPostal. You're like living on the counter so don't go there. You guys I love your store AeroPostal. So people all the guys are my favorite.

Come to AeroPostal and get your perfume. They're like where the fuck? I was like this high end store. I can't ever find it. She must have gotten it from C.

Did you make? Is this a boutique where you make your own? Like what? Oh my god. That one's a good one.

That was a good one. Let's see. Um. Some of these are lame sauce. They might end up being good though.

You shouldn't. I do wish we had all been able to see it. Something about each other. Maybe that's what we should have done. We did like a blanket.

Here's a little bit about us. Go for it. Help. Okay. Most likely to cry at a commercial.

Deny it. And then bring it up herself 20 minutes later. I don't know. I probably would. I don't know if I would deny it.

I don't think I would deny it either. Denying needs to go away. I cried about it for like 5 minutes the other day. Did you see the puppy dog? In the commercial?

Oh my god there's a new movie out. The Budweiser commercials. And as soon as it ended I loudly looked over at my husband and I was like I swear to god if the dog dies and like half the theater behind me started cackling. Cause they were like same. It's gonna suck if the dog doesn't survive.

It is real. Not watching it. Covering my face. Most likely to show up with snacks nobody asked for. But turns out to be exactly what everyone needed.

I mean I do that. I feel like we all do that. I mean I feel like you do it a lot. You do it a lot too. I mean I did bring...

I did bring snacks. You brought wine tonight. I'm bringing myself in Venmo. Chocolate covered pineapple. You want snacks?

I did see those on the counter but I was like who are these? Probably just some snacks. Subtly brought snacks and didn't tell anyone. I mean they're on the counter. I didn't hide them.

I look at what I put on the counter and everything else I just pretend I don't see in case she doesn't want me to see it. We'll go get them and we'll eat their chocolate covered pineapple. That sounds good. Mine sounds more natural. You don't like that?

I'm just weird. I'm weird with mouth noises so it's fine. I love it. I feel like maybe for the next little award show we should all chat GBT. Like this first.

Are you next to a word show? I said what I said bitch. We put it in and then we send it out in an email and then we have AI shuffle that. And then we ask the questions. I like it.

She started typing. We need to chat while she's... Those fingers are moving. Moving and grooving over there. What's our next one though?

I didn't like the next ones. They're kind of lame. So I said make them more crazy. See what it says. Get deep.

Claude or AI or whatever. Google. I read that one and I was like I fucking do that. Most likely to argue with a GPS out loud. Like it can hear her.

And she has a point. There is no time here. What are we doing? Once we get past a certain area of the state where like the... Whatever the 5G service goes in and out.

Or whatever the bar service goes. It'll have me like go down this road. And it's like the smallest bike road. That goes into like... Can I sit?

That's not a road slut. How? That's not a road slut. When I was working for your boyfriend I was doing flooring estimates out in Tewila. And it took me down this side road and I was like what the fuck.

It's a good thing I have a jeep. Because there's no way I would have been able to get here. This is how I had to do it. Alright let's see. Most likely to befriend a raccoon instead of scaring it away.

That's one of you two. Me? I was like ooh no. Rabies. Between her and I, one of us is snow white.

I just came out in the safety of my car pointing out the window like Guys look at that. Don't go outside. Look at that cute little... Our two friends, the one in St. George and the one with the birthday on Friday when we went to the Teton's we got up to...

What? She doesn't know? She does know. This is going to come out after. What the fuck?

It's going to be posted tomorrow. Any hooser. We went on this hike and we got to this spot where it's like a look over type situation and there were squirrels everywhere and I'm like literally hand feeding them and they're like There's probably a sign. Don't! Why?

They're so cute. Look at them. He's fucking eating out of my hand. I'm going to let him. If he wants to crawl in my hand, I will fucking let him.

Oh my god they have rabies. Shut the fuck up. I'm feeding a squirrel. Do you not have rabies? Come on now.

And then a bird flew into my house one time. Aubrey said it's his new princess. And it let me pick it up and take it outside. And then when I got outside I just opened my hands and it sat in my hands. He's like oh.

I mean we had a baby bird in our backyard that our dog really wanted to get to and I kept it away and the mama bird I was the only person or item that it did not dive bomb at. It dive bombed at my husband. It dive bombed at my dog. And it just kind of like casually looked at me as I was setting up a barricade fence so my dog would leave it alone. You're like that's right mama.

I got you. I was like I'm not going to bother it but I'm also like I'm going to let it do its thing and just keep my household calm. Yeah. Well because you can't touch them. I had a co-worker that moved his and I was like no why did you?

He's like we have foxes. I'm like that's kind of the point of a baby bird is they need to learn how to survive on their own and in the tall grass a wolf start and a fox is not going to fight them. But you're not supposed to touch babies for the fact of like the mom might reject them. Well no he didn't. He put it back up in the tree and I was like wait a minute.

I hope that baby got fed. Yeah baby's probably going to perish. Anywho's our next. Alright. Most likely to have had an unexplained vendetta against a specific font.

Oh dear. Stacie. It's totally me. It's me. Which font?

I don't even want to say. Yeah do tell. I don't even know what to say. I know. I don't know how to say it and it's going to sound like Ariel Postale so I'll just send it to you later.

Is it the Trebuchet? No. Now I definitely want to hear it. The Georgia? No it's not Georgia.

I can say Georgia. I want to add more letters to that one. Or more syllables. I don't think it's a souvet. I didn't want to have a souvet about your emphasis on that syllable.

There's zero judgement. It's totally me. Is it the gothic? Whatever. I can also say that one.

Let me look. I have my computer right here. I will tell you. I'm trying to think of any other G's. I was like comics?

That's a C. I hate. I think you say garamond. Garamond. I don't like it.

It bothers me the letter is too close. And it does like the A's funky. And I don't like the A's like that. Did you guys? Remember how Ariel used to be the default font for word and now it's changed to access?

I thought we were talking about Little Mermaid. Same. You were talking about Ariel. I know. I thought we were like squirrel but we're still like Little Mermaid.

Did you guys know that in Toy Story the voice of Barbie is the OG Ariel? Only because you told me. I thought that was really fucking cool. She was at the Red Cup for Toy Story 5. And I was like Barbie is Ariel?

My husband? No! Barbie is Ariel! He's like what are you? Barbie is Ariel!

He's like what? Who? What? Listen with your ears god damn it! Why are you yelling at me?

I'm not excited. No but they changed it to like Aptos. I don't like Aptos either. I like Calibri better. Calibri's good.

I like Calibri. My favorite is Tahoma. My favorite is Tahoma. I don't like Tahoma. Trebuchet is the only tea that I like aside from Times New Roman.

That one just makes me angry. It does but for all of my papers for school Times New Roman is the only tea I like. But Trebuchet. I write a lot as well. I write a lot of emails.

But I have all my emails set to Tahoma. Good for you. I was like oh. So aggressive. Can it be calmer?

I never thought about that until just now. How bothered I am by that. You can't change it now. I'm going to fall out of my chair. Okay.

Most likely to have had a full internal monologue about someone in line at the grocery store but never said a word. Fuck yeah! Wait wait wait. You will definitely say something. Not all the time.

If I'm in a nice mood I'll be like look at this fucking bitch what the fuck are you doing? Because you just chucked her by myself. I won't say anything. If I'm next to literally anyone I know I'll be like okay. Oh same thing.

If I'm next to anybody. Don't look now. If I'm by myself there's a whole bunch of internal monologuing when I'm driving every day of my life. And a lot of people get called whorebags. Well.

Yeah she is. Actually you could have the roast. We'll just have a little bit of a pork and then you can have the roast. And then you have a glass. And then you just you know.

Deep throw that shit. I mean all bottle. We already got fingers going. We're having a good time. Good time.

In the bottle. Fuck you guys. You just gave me a whole bottle. You're not. You're dying.

We're going to redo my intro. I'm Aubrey and I'm drinking from a wine bottle. I'm raw dog in a wine bottle. You are saving dishes. This is true.

Are you drinking out of a full bottle? I am saving dishes. You're welcome. I want to see the picture you just took of me DME because I'm sure I was high on the wall. Oh you look adorable.

Well I do not. Maybe Aubrey does not. Jamie. Okay. I think I've told you this before.

And I love you so much. I will make sure it's him. First of all. You are the cutest in all pictures and you know how to model. But you do not take good pictures.

No. I will redo. No. That is not true. So this was cute.

Hold on. That is not cute. Hold on. The end part. My face is not cute.

You have a very cute face. What is happening? Not from the side sometimes. If I'm going to lose. Double chin.

I do. I don't know if you guys have ever looked through your significant others or people that you know, I have pictures of you. You never take photos of me and then you go yeah I do. Like what the fuck? Is this what I look like?

Why are you with this person? First of all because Stop it. Not real. That will be the most unflattering photo. Yeah.

You thought this was a keeper? Yes. He has said my husband wants to capture I call it the staff. Well my ex called it the staff which is pretty iconic. My face of like pure just disdain judgy disgust and I'm just fucking done with your face.

I love it. I don't know how to mimic it. He captured it? He wants to. Every time I make it he's like god damn it what about that one?

I have started. What the fuck? What do you think? Is she a good picture? You cannot argue with candy.

It's candy. You're both laughing. This is not a good picture. Alright let's do it again. Okay delete.

Hold please. Delete. You can cut. You just cut out my face. You just broke her.

I have this cute nose. I have this cute nose. Show me the bottle. Where's the bottle? Let's do this.

I'm going to stay right there. I love the little one. I can't get you both. You can get my eye ball. I'm not interested.

I can't get you both. What the fuck is that? I'm not going to delete. You chose that. You chose that.

I need you to work different angles with your camera. Now I feel like we need to share some of them. We should. Because we've just had a different level. No stop.

I don't trust you. Can you just take it the good way? I'm sorry. It's my face. Can you just do it?

Pick up the bottle and show me how much you love it. This is so funny. I'm going to circle his back. Next award goes to Next award. Trying to get content to post here.

Most likely to be simultaneously the most prepared person in a room and also have forgotten the one thing that mattered the most. I feel like all of us. I show up and guess what I forgot guys? I brought wine. Yeah it works.

See. Why couldn't you do that with me? That's a cute picture. Why couldn't I take the picture? I don't know why can't you Jamie?

You fucking moved away from it. We're fighting. Our first fight. Our first fucking fight. It's on camera.

Yay. Oh look. Wait. Wait. Was she cute?

I probably wasn't. No I was looking at you. I was looking at you. I'm ready to kiss you. I hate to break it to you.

I hate to break it to you. I didn't think you guys were working. I'm off you guys. I love that we're recording. I love that we're recording.

We're taking our photos. Oh that's not a good photo. It's okay. We'll have to maybe end out the 10 minutes of Lail. No.

It's a guest day. We're leaving it. Oh we're leaving it. We're leaving it. Stop laughing.

What the hell? What? So you're welcome if we made your work day better. Laughter is contagious. If you want to just laugh at us and just pretend that we don't have to know.

You won't have to tell us. It's fine. What's our Nessa Warrior Vine alike? Most likely to have a beef with a moon phase. With a moon.

Jamie. I thought you had finished the question before we. Jamie 100%. Yeah I'm a font and you're the moon. It's fine.

Oh show. None of these have been definitively me. I know. I'm going to ask if it'll give me a list that's more definitive. I had my own questions that came up but because I mean like most likely to explain why she's not dramatic while being extremely dramatic about it.

That's all of us. Oh! Oh! Laughter I don't know. I have a Aubrey.

Laughter Aubrey! Like most likely to die in a Costco. I mean I go to Costco a lot. I want to clarify like did I choose to die? Like is it a zombie apocalypse?

Absolutely. I will go to the nearest Costco and that's where I live now. It's probably just a tram line. They have all of the things. Like most raccoon like behavior.

Oh very feral. Yes. Laughter Laughter You do? Yeah I think so. We're definitely on the hinge.

The hot dog energy award. Oh. Laughter Everyone understands. Everyone understands. I don't understand.

Let's elaborate on that one. When I think of hot dog I'm like give me that dick. I think of that terrible sausage movie about hot dogs. Laughter Sausage party? Yeah.

Oh I think it's funny. I mean it's extremely unhinged. But my nieces my sister-in-law sat there for like 10 minutes. The first two minutes of the movie you know what the movie is going to be about. 10 minutes she let her kids sit there and they're just like you really shouldn't let them be watching.

Just because it's animated does not mean it's a kid movie. 10 minutes? 2 minutes and I was like I think this is inappropriate. I've googled hot dog energy. Not what you would think.

I don't know how we stand. What playful pop culture slang phrase would you use to describe a person with vibrant unbothered, relentlessly good vibes? Who names that hot dog energy? That's weird. That is not what I would have thought.

Okay, most likely to join a cult and immediately become middle management. Laughter Probably me. Let's be honest. My HOA board right now. I was like I think you're living that.

I think you're living that. Exactly. You're middle management and you're on your way up to Top Dog. Cheers to that. Baby for president.

That now reminds me of Hot Dog. Hot diggity dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. I'll collectively hear that song and there are different reactions for each one. Because I love that song the first 4 times.

Oh my god. Yes. Oh my gosh I still love that song. You haven't heard it enough. I'm sorry.

I have a child. Who is still a young child. I have two. Not a young child. Not anymore.

But I did watch Paw Patrol and that fucking show multiple times. Okay but Bluey. I haven't seen Bluey. We're out of the zone. Highly recommend.

I put him up for my dog the other day and he was entranced and I realized both of us had sat there through two episodes. I'm moving. I was like. It's so cute. We both did not move from the edge of my bed for two episodes.

Which they're like 10 minutes each. But still neither my dog who is energetic beyond who is Bluey we were both just. Yep yep. Hi buddy. The kittens have found us.

They have found us. Okay what's the next Vanna White. Are you doing your what is your list over here. Oh no. Hot dog energy.

I don't know hot dog energy. They're just weird. Best use of the phrase hear me out. Hear you out. Hear me out.

That's the phrase. No the person who has the best use of the phrase hear me out. Oh come on. Not in this room. I do not love.

I don't say hear me out. I don't either. I would say our friends. I say. What do I say?

Like our friend. Actually no I say hear me out. I can't think of what your hair is what's big and curly. Biggest chaos goblin. Oh wow.

I love the goblin part of this. Is that like chaos? Eating it? Or what are we goblins? No like a trash goblin.

Like you know the goblins that sit on like you know a house and potentially. Damn. Close. My bad. Different somewhere.

They're in the Lord of the Rings and the underworld. Yeah my bad. Most likely to fall in love with a fictional character. Oh me. Wait.

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Did you read that guitar? I'm still on book three.

We're going with comic con here. Oh. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like, it's not necessarily fix some energy. Oh, baby girl. Just take the award and have a seat.

No! We can do a thank you speech later. She's in it! Thank you, thank you! But I have something to say!

Hear me out! Hear me out! Okay, I didn't say that. Well, you're gonna have another award if you do. But for real, it's like when it's...

If you have to ask. No! From the person's perspective who's in their own mind, when it's like you see the good in that person and you're waiting for that good to come back out. You can see the potential. Like, it's not a fix it situation.

It's more of like, there was a whole lot of good. And you see that good. Prove for the microphone. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, sorry, I don't have any. I got distracted by the cat. I can answer your question. You ruined my voice! I don't want to answer it!

Listeners, if you have an opinion, comment. Yeah, I mean, I think you can only see that potential so long. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. If they're not gonna drink, you can't make them drink. And if they're gonna show you who they are...

But sometimes other people... That's the hardest thing! Which is really hard when you're in it, to see it, to hear it. When you've been with that person or whatever, and you see all the good, and there's like tiny little flickets of not so good, but there's like all the good there, and it's just like, okay, where's the improvement? And you know that you're not the one to fix it.

I'm not trying to fucking fix it. They have to fix it if they want to stick around. Scenario. So it's more like... I'm waiting for that person to fix it and be the good that I know that all the good is there.

And some people have boundaries that are extended out further than other people. So I just might be one of those people. You definitely are. In my opinion. I believe your boundaries are very logical and make sense.

I will also say, my old boss told me this, you do not have to set yourself on fire to keep somebody else warm. Oh, a million percent. And if your boundary involves that boundary, keep the boundary. You're trying to keep your own self healthy and happy. Oh, kitty cat!

You can't have wine. Or can you? Or can you? You've already consumed some random substance from the freezer. Oh, yummy!

That is my dress! Please don't go up my dress. This is it. Hear me out. The kitty cat in the pussycat!

I don't know how long we've been recording. Pride! Doesn't matter. Continue. I think an hour.

We've been recording an hour. Award. Next award. Nobody gets to give a speech like I just did. That's fair.

Just kidding. Ew. Did I make a face again? Kind of. You were like, fuck you, bitch.

I'll give a speech. Watch my speech, bitch. Challenge fucking accepted. Don't tell me what I can't do. Murder!

I feel like this is why I have my camera off. Some fur. No, it's fur or fly. It was in my face. Probably fur.

His fur is very flighty. Let's see. These are interesting. I said to make it... Spicy.

I said I want more friend awards that are more definitive. What vibe do you want? I was like funny. Or heartfelt. Spicy and funny.

I was like give me a mix of both. I don't think heartfelt needs to be in there. Alright. Alright. Let me make that adjustment.

We need funny and sexy and dirty. I'm putting that in there. Oh yeah. Yeah, let's hear those. Beep beep beep beep.

It's like that AI when you're on the phone trying to tell it. It's like tell me what you need. Do do do do do do. Oh, okay. No.

Bodie. Stop it. Hey. Sir. He unplugged the fucking fridge.

He is a menace. These are just menace to society. You're not as good. Don't obey. He's like quit touching it so that I know where it is.

It's sticking out now. It's not perfect. You're so cute. Stop it. He just wants to be part of the crew.

He's like what are you guys doing? I'm scared. You're making so many noises but I want to be in here. That's why if any of you are confused we are talking about Jamie's pussy. Cat.

Pussy cat. My little Bodie. When can you see Jamie? We're talking about her pussy. Stop it.

Oh my god. Stop playing with that. Now it's sticking out. What? Stop it.

You may not have wine. Stop it. So why did you grab that? You were just a menace. Jamie you need to control that pussy.

I am sorry. It's too difficult. It's a mind of its own. Unplugged refrigerators. It's something from the freezer.

That was my water. Can you imagine if that was from wine? He just knew that and he was trying to get it. I was like whoa. Sorry.

It's water. You spilled it. That is like your pussy. He did touch the water. He's like you got her pussy wet.

Drenched in fact. It's dripping. It's dripping on the floor. So we could use a towel. Jamie's pussy needs a towel.

Got it. On the rack is fine. Her pussy is a little bit scared of some water. Scared? It's okay.

It's okay. I'm sorry. You spilled water. I didn't even spill it. Why am I apologizing?

I'm sorry you know it. That's master manipulation. I know. I'm apologizing. That is boss cat behavior.

Claude's failing. All the lists I've tried to create are just like poop on a stick. See? I've given you all I have. Come here predator cat.

Let's see. What else can we chat about? This epi-sodia. Epi-sodia? Don't do it.

Don't do it. Look at him. He's licking your water. What man? You just want all my beverages.

So we haven't really touched a ton on Pride Month. Jamie and I did go to the Pride Parade on Sunday. What day? It was Sunday the 6th of June. The 67th?

And it was kid time. It was cute. The parade was fun. We might be at the next one. Yes we might be in the parade next year.

We'll keep you guys tuned. We'd love it if we had some listeners that could cheer us on while we go through. Or walk with us if you want to. Oh yeah. Walk with us.

That could be fun. Dress up. Make it fun. Give out free mom hugs. Or dad hugs.

There was lots of drag dads. Or bear dads. What was the bear one? Bears. There was like a bear one.

There was like dads that were bears. I don't know. I think that was more intended towards burly dudes that were gay. There were bears who were like that's a term. Is it bear?

I think that might be a term. I don't know. I'm not a man. I'm not a hairy man. I do have lots of hair right now.

You do yes. Yes you do. I have some good most likely too if we want to go back. That's fine. So a bear, gay, bisexual or queer man is typically larger bodied, hairy and embraces a rugged or masculine appearance.

So there was a bear group. Yes. Then there was also gay dads. Yeah the bear group was fun though because they had the blow up bears that looked like they were riding a bear. That was hilarious.

Who posted a picture of that? I mean I took pictures a bunch. We're close. We're not that close. Stop with the wine glass.

He wants all my liquid. Dude. That pussy is loving you. Are you sure you're not like Daisy? The pussies love you.

Even the male pussies. Get all up in my skirt. I was like what's happening over there? I hear noises. Come here.

Yeah I did not partake in Pride this year. I did. Although Jamie and I did go on Friday night to Waikiki. Which is a drag bar. Loved it.

Danced our asses off because they have silent disco. It's my favorite. It was awesome. I actually participated and that's not unusual for me. Hey.

Hey. It was a must. I made her participate. Meow. We're just yelling at Jamie.

It was really fun. The first time that we went to the disco the silent disco. I did not dance because I did not feel good. I had a belly ache. So I didn't even put on headphones to hear what everyone was listening to.

This time I had headphones and I was like yeah this is awesome. It was so fun. Holy moly. I love it. He's a tremor.

Let's call him Dune. We've got the Dune going on in here. The sandworms coming in. I haven't seen that movie. Tremors?

Tremors the movie from the 80s? Dude that gave me nightmares. What are you doing in there? Nightmares. I literally had nightmares.

Giant worms were chasing me down the sidewalk. Who do you think is the most likely to accidentally start a revolution? Oh okay. Revolution? Ooh.

Like accidentally. Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men. That's from Lamis. For those of you that don't know.

I have seen that but not enough to know that. So Stacie... It would be an accident and it would be because I was singing Broadway show dance. That's exactly correct. And then she starts chanting and they're just like Do you hear the people sing?

And I'm just trying to sing along and then freeing up the people behind you. Singing the songs of angry men. Libby's a wrap. Okay I have one. Most likely to go on a spontaneous weekend getaway with someone they just met.

I've done it before. It doesn't mean I'm going to do it now. Oh I'm still doing it. That's because I grew up in the 80's and 90's when we didn't have phones and we did things that are not recorded. That we don't talk about to these days.

I'm drinking my wine because you wanted it. Most likely to fall in love at first sight? You. Me? I feel like it would be me.

I was going to say you. But he has glasses. Oh my god dude. Every time. If a man smelled good and had a good pair of shoes.

Done. We're good. Let's go fuck. No we'd be at a club. Honor and I.

Back of the day. That guy's cute. You would pick the nerdiest white man at a club. He's cute. Wearing sweaty foggy glasses.

No fog. No fog. But glasses probably. He's got glasses. Honestly we were just vibing and I was like that guy's really hot.

I don't even have to ask you which one. He's the whitest man on the dance floor. And the bulkiest framed glasses. Oh I love a good bulky. Good.

If anything about that man has style to him. Done. She was very much for the. Even if it's not the norm. He's his own style.

He is himself and fully confident. But think about all the guys that I dated. None of them really looked the same. I didn't really have a type. Not style.

No. It was more the vibe. I was vibing with. Who's most likely to text I'm on my way while still laying in bed. We know who.

We know who. Most likely to say don't tell anyone. Wait what? Most likely to say don't tell anyone. You can say me.

I know you're thinking me. Stevie. I don't know. I feel like we all have. I feel like we've all said that.

At one point. Don't tell anybody this. Yeah. Yes. I remember you saying that recently.

Most likely to have a secret second life. Us. 100%. That's not a secret at this point. It was a secret.

We did a really good job of hiding it from exes. From the men. From the exes. Most likely to accidentally send a flirty text. Ew.

To their boss instead of their partner. Okay I've never done that. But I have accidentally sent a naughty text to my ex husband's friend instead of him. And then I was like. And it said something about being on my period too.

Oh neat. So I was like. I immediately text my ex husband. I'm like oh my god I just text blah blah blah. And this is what I said to him.

I was so embarrassed. I said I love you to a boss once. You did what? I said I love you to a boss once. Like when he was getting off the call and I was like okay I love you.

I mean. That was very embarrassing. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. It wasn't like that. It was more like. Oh I'm too paranoid that that is gonna happen to me. So I'll have to triple double like.

Double triple. Quadruple. Lots of times. Check who I'm texting. Just in case.

Yeah. Check the tech. Oh I've done that a couple times. Well cause my husband and I work together. So we will team each other.

I mean and they are work appropriate cause we know IT checks. But there are some things that even then like I message him like and my boss's name is right underneath him in my favorites. So I'm like oh I gotta be really careful on who I'm messaging that to. Luz. Most likely to be the first person on the dance floor.

What is happening? I feel like it's probably me. We were all here. Oh I am on that dance floor. I feel like we all are.

Jamie might fall after. I have to warm up. I was one of the only ones on the dance floor and my husband and all of his friends were like does she know anyone here? Nope. I definitely have to warm up.

That's what I live for is dancing. I love dancing but I have weird things with. Most likely to challenge a stranger in a karaoke battle. Negative. Not me.

I can do it. I wouldn't battle. I wouldn't be good but I can do it. Who can get embarrassed first? Not me.

I'll see. Hours. What is happening? Most likely to get kicked out of a venue for being too loud and energetic. All of us.

Collectively. It's a group. So my ex-husband and his wife got me a very cool Mother's Day present. They got a bunch of things. One of them is called a loud cup.

Google it. It's called a loud cup. It's a 21 oz cup that is a mug. It's hot or cold. It also has an air horn on the outside.

You can... This is really huge. Big low sound. I'm going to take it to our oldest son's volleyball games. Love that.

Coffee and my loud cup. But they might kick me out. Love that. That's fine if they do. Most likely to skinny dip on a dare.

Oh I could do that. I feel like that's...oh I was going to say all of us. Oh no. If it was just the four of us, sure. But like...

What was going in my brain? I assumed we were at a random lake and there were people all around. And the sun was out. The sun was shining. And there were people everywhere.

Let's define the venue on what time of day? On jet ski. Is it after hours? We're all on a party boat with millions of people and I'm just going to what? Get naked and go skinny today?

No. I have some requirements. Uh uh. Oh boy. What did you do?

Bye kitty. Bye kitty cat. Goodbye kitty cat. Kitty cat? Hmm.

Most likely to fake their own death for convenience. Oh. I mean I would have previously. Now I have a child that I have to take that into play. But you could do it.

Couldn't you both die together? No. I can't do that to baby. No no no. I'm saying you and baby pretend to die.

Most likely to rotisserie chicken in a parking lot. Girl I've done this. Is he in a rotisserie chicken? Yeah. He's done it but not.

I love that. They are. They're five dollars. Hey when you're hungry? Protein.

Back when I ate meat? Sure. Not now. Okay. Fair.

Most feral energy in a professional setting. Hmm. You guys haven't seen me in network. No. None of us have seen any of us.

Well maybe Aubrey and me but. Most likely to be cursed by a witch. We are witches. I'm straight. We'll curse you bitches.

Watch out slutbags. I'm sorry. That's my favorite word. I'm sorry. Most likely to be replaced by three raccoons in a trench coat without anyone noticing.

What? Not tall enough for me so not me. Yeah I was like oh. They're little. I don't know guys.

What the hell? I'm having a sleeping beauty like situation right now. I'm like just asleep. As soon as I'm out I'm like oh no. As soon as I'm fucking nervous.

Us in like a group. Like a group event or just like an outing in public. And just slowly like. We're going to replace you with three raccoons in a trench coat now. It's going to be fine.

What are you doing? Are you stuck? Oh no. Oh my god. He is stuck.

Buddy you can do it. Come on. The poor cat is trapped behind the heater box. That is all. Oh.

Most likely to have sex in a public place. Come on buddy. Same statement applies. Are we at a lake with a bunch of people amongst us? Like what is the category?

I mean I have had sex in public places. So. But I was not at a lake with people. No I lived off a balcony. Not off but I lived in a condo with a balcony.

Near Capitol Hill. Oh not that. We had sex like on a beach. Under some blankets. I had sex in Lake Powell in a slot canyon.

I've had sex there before. I've had sex on jet skis in a slot canyon. In flamingo. I've had sex off of jet skis. And I've also had sex just in the mountains.

Daylight. This is why we don't go through this door. Bye. Oh buddy is scared. Oh most likely to own a massive collection of sex toys.

Which one of you? I know. I'm like. Because you all know that ain't me. I know.

I have one. I'm good. That's it. Oh no. No.

I know. I was thinking. Can we count? Jamie how many sex toys do you have? Wait hold on.

I can't hear you. I can't hear you. My pee is too loud. Nobody is talking to you. Like are we just counting the stash?

Or like what's in the current rotation? No. The whole collection. The whole collection. Sex toys.

I like that. Whatever is a sex toy. Is your collection. Whatever is used during sex. Whether it's sex to yourself.

Or alone. Or with your partner. Yourself or alone. Which apparently Stevie prefers to have sex alone. There's a theme.

You want to have sex alone. Or by yourself. Or by yourself. Self influenced. Alright what was the question?

Who has. Who owns a massive collection of sex toys? Okay I have. No one can hear you. I have three.

You lose. Maybe four. What? Really? How many do you have?

I know these girls got massive. I know. I don't either. I have a whole drawer. Of my dresser.

Not my nightstand. I have that and a zippy cubby. That's on the top shelf of the closet. Okay so it's Stevie and Stacie that win. Wow that's impressive.

Congratulations. I throw them away when I don't like them. Stevie wins. She has a few more than I do. Not by many.

Because I'm at. Get it girl. I'm guessing. She didn't say that. I must have missed that.

I misinterpreted. Keep it secret. Keep it safe. I wasn't here. I was peaking.

I was guessing five below that is where I was sitting. Five below? That's a horrible store. It is a horrible store. I mean cheap.

I don't shop good quality. Most likely to make an adult film or join only fans? Nope absolutely not. Not me. Me and Aru.

I may or may not have a feet finder. Good luck finding it. Wait a second. Do you make money? Can we join?

No. I mean B sure. I don't want to join yours. Can you just show us? So I can set up my own.

I don't have it on this phone. I have a separate VPN and a separate telephono. So no one can track that it's me. Telephono. Good luck.

No you're just going to show me how to set it up? Oh yeah for sure. Any kind of side hustle? You don't need to. Make some extra.

Most likely have had a threesome or multi-partner experience? Wait. Yeah there's one of you two. The gays. Me and Stevie.

The queers. These two that I smashed in between. Look at you getting sweet. Look at me joining the party. You love it.

Most likely to initiate a hook up on the first night meeting someone? Okay for the audience I pointed at Stevie. And I gave her a look and was like are you fucking kidding me? Looks like it's going to be a tie. I was literally there that night.

The twins. I was like wait a second. I was like wait a second. I was literally there that night. I was also at night.

At a night once where we went to the Grand America after hanging out. Shut up! Pointing at the big red one. Three are pointing right back at you. Alright ladies everyone take their award and have a seat.

Yes mom. Hold that was a little... Excuse me ma'am. Hey you're putting these on the table. I'm putting these out there.

Ma'am. Just you know all the stories collectively that we've all said. Just I don't know. I kind of felt maybe that was a good vibe that you would... I'm not saying slut wise but...

Probably would. You're not wrong. You know what there is no slut. If guys would fuck around and women would fuck around. If we're vibing we're vibing.

We don't need to be called sluts and whores. No we do not because we're not. Well I just hate that slut is out there. I think that is such a derogatory term. Nobody is a...

But I think the word slut is like yeah I'm a slut. You're a slut. I'm over here watching Game of Thrones right now. We're watching it for the second time. I read smut to get out away from reality.

I read smut so that I don't have to... It's true. I can read it like a lady. That's why you have a dresser full drawer full of items. Items.

Items. To his kings. For your pleasure. And husband. Anyway.

Game of Thrones. I'm like you know... They're parts of that brothel scene. It could have been a good time. It could have been a good time.

Question for the group. Could you do that? I don't remember that scene. Now? In general.

Could you go to a place? A building. A brothel if you will. And there is actively within eyesight peripheral vision couples having... people having sex.

Not just couples but people having sex. Could you be with someone? Sit in and have sex with someone? Knowing you might be getting watched. Yes question.

Are we at the lake? I think we are. You're in a building. You're at... permission to...

You're at a bar. I have done not bar but like at my... at places either my house or someone else's house where we had sex with each other next to someone else having sex. He's laying on my feet. He does like you.

He tries to get up and down. Multiple times. Yeah. He's so happy right now. He's laying on my feet.

Are you going to be okay? We'll find out. I asked for that audience because of allergies. I have serious allergies. See I have not like...

I mean yeah I've had sex in public places but like more like... I'm not an audience. What is the potential of someone else watching you and seeing like all of it? I'm a bit of an exhibitionist so I'd be like... I mean we went when we did it up in the mountains like...

There was a chance of... Actually there was somebody who accidentally came upon us while having sex. Like came? No. We were trying to find out where the trailhead is or where the gym is.

It was hilarious because we had to like it was slightly secluded. And it was I have questions. Was it in the middle of the day? It was like 5.30pm so it was kind of really dusky. No there were other people.

Or four wheelers to make the land. There weren't other people close by us. So we went up Mill Creek. Up Mill Creek. That kind of spot where like every Anyway we went to the top of the where like they have all the little...

New sex spot unlocked. Where they have like all the little like tables and spots that you can go and sit at. Where children hang out. The group camp site? Okay hold on.

You guys are judging way too quick. Let me finish. Where there are multiple fire pits. We just shared some very private information about ourselves. We are not judging.

So this was one like it's a little bit further up that we had never been to. And actually there are some spots up there that you can reserve. They're further spread out apart. Okay we... It wasn't in a reserved spot.

That's good because that might have been a little awkward. Right? We're just like people passing by. They show up in the cooler. You didn't sign up for this show but you're welcome.

No there was like a path off the path. And it goes up and it was very like bushy. Lots of trees. Like it was like... There were certain spots that you maybe could see it from the trail but not really.

Type of thing. And it's like oh we could see if somebody was on the trail so you stop. You halt. Type of scenario. Hold still everybody.

Yeah. Get the blanket. Hold. Get the blanket. But like it was slight...

It was on a slight little heel so it was like really hard to like the blanket's not moving and keep moving. So then at some point it's like there was a giant tree. Like we both stand up butt ass naked and you know doggy style bending it's like holding the tree. It's like okay I'm watching for people from both sides. Which I don't care who you are.

That is the worst job to have. The look out is the worst job. You're out of the moment. Also I was very much in the moment of I don't give a fuck. It's their fault for coming into...

Oh my god. It's all the time. So littles don't come in. Like you look out or am I the lookout? You know it's like I don't want to be the lookout.

I hate to break it to you but at one point... I was going to walk in one of these days as someone who we've had it happen. Yeah. At one point we were both like under the blanket ish. And somebody I don't know decided to walk up the same trail that we walked up.

And then we both... He said something and I look over and they're both walking back down. Cause they're probably like double-edged sex. Let's leave. Something's going on under that blanket.

You're welcome. The trail heads that way. Wrong path. I think we've all done some things as younger individuals when we're not so concerned about preservation of life. No, this was very recent.

Again. We have jet skis. We clean them. But there's a reason we're like we're going to just take this wine and we're going to go just go race around. Check around and stuff.

And then we're gone for a couple hours. Yeah. We come back and the husband's in a really great mood. Why not? Both should be at that point.

Agreed. Again, I usually look out and I've got sudden like mud that I'm like holding on to. There's not that many great turnoffs. We're still looking for them. We're still finding them.

Working progress. Areas in nature are very like I don't know. They are sexy and it's nice to be in nature and having sex. But then it's like when you're doing it, it's like fuck dude. Like the train is not ideal.

How about this? This would be better in a bed. I do have sand in my butt crack now. This is a great feeling. Why did we do this?

Sand on my ass. There's no point now. I'm going to find that in a little bit. We were more worried about mosquito bites too. I was like which was funny.

I had it up slapping him on his face twice because he had mosquitoes. So this is digging back to my archives when I lived in Texas and I was secretly hooking up with a Catholic girl. Rare. So conservative. It was so funny.

I was like girl, no one is questioning. You are very gay. But sure, you're Catholic. That's going to get you through. We were out camping and hooked up and chiggers is a thing in Texas that you have to worry about.

Which are these little bugs that burrow into your skin. Is that worse than a tick? And lay their eggs. They're there and they're so itchy. And you get a bunch of them because they'll lay them out.

It's almost like you've broken out into hives. But they're a bunch of just chigger bites. She got so many on her butt. Oh no. I felt so bad for her.

We were both laughing about it. Because having to explain to her mom who was so Catholic why she was sleeping without any clothes. Out camping. Because I got really hot. Very hot.

In the woods. Outside. There was a really weird heat wave that night. And I took way too warm pajamas. So we were at a lake.

There was a lot of people all around. There was a jet ski. The jet skis were there. It was just a busy time. I had to jump off naked.

I don't know. It just happened. Mom. I don't know what happened. It just happened.

There were lots of questions. And I did it anyway. That's going to be fun for the audience. There's some ASMR. Well, my dear ladies.

We are at an hour and a half. We should probably wrap this batch up. You're all welcome. He's going to eat everything. The kitty cat might need to be ours.

The pussy is unleashed. Unleashed. We might need him to be our hinged mascot. Our thumbnail. Let's do it.

I'll give you a good picture. Jamie will give you a really good picture for a pussy. Don't worry. It looks like the Highliner. I've got so many good pictures of my pussy.

You do. All of your pussies. Wow, that sounded weird. They do have slipbooks for that in case you're interested. That particular one, right?

Just so you know. Hey, why are you eating my mug? Stop it. I wanted to put this one quick thing in because we just kind of you know, slide it over pride. I don't know if anybody's seen Survival of the Thickest.

No? No? No? Oh my god. This sounds awful.

This is a tree trunks that make it through a forest cocktail. No, you guys. This is such a good rom-com. It is the best. It's about this girl.

She's a thick girl. Okay, that was my next guess. And she's got like... I'm still on the tree trunks. I know.

I'm like wow, I was in a rom-com. I love you. Finally. I love them. What are you doing?

I know you're saying tree trunks, but I'm thinking like thighs? Like thighs? Penises. Oh, damn. That was like...ew.

Damn. Survival of the Thickest. I've heard... You guys, I prefaced it with June and Pride month. You're right.

I don't know how I got to trees. Okay, moving on. Penises was a more logical jump. Moving on. You guys are fucking hilarious.

We know. So, anyway... No. I'm thinking of that damn thing song. Anyway.

That'll be the song that'll play next to the clip. This girl, she is like a stylist. She has...she's trying to like get out into the fashion industry. Anyway, there's some shit that happens to her. I don't want to give it all away.

But you guys have to watch it because she has like this guy friend that is kind of a fuck boy scenario. And then she has this other friend. But anyway, it has like all these like LGBTQ vibes. Her bar that she frequences. A drag bar.

Like it's hilarious. Like she's straight. But like everything she's trying to do and all of her friends. Like there is a sex in every episode. A sex scene in every episode.

I know. I had that one. There is a sex. There's a sex scene in every fucking episode. And it's usually a hot scene too.

But like watch it. It is hilarious. What platform? Netflix? Netflix.

It's a definite rom-com. No, not all. It's not gay. Some of it is. Some of it is lesbian.

If you want some hot gay sex. Heated rivalry? The books are great too. I finished the first two books. I got them for my birthday.

In there. You're so great. I cried though. You did tell us about that. So watch those two shows.

Heated rivalry. Survival? The thickest. It's not about trees. It's not about trees.

It's not about penises. I don't fucking know you guys. But no. It's a good fucking show. And season 3 is about to come out.

I'm going to totally wrap this up. What a cute package. We decided we're going to do a book club too. And if you want to read House in the Pines to wrap it up in a tree vibe. Oh is this a tree trunk thing?

Is this the tree trunk thing? So we will eventually talk about that. So that's our book if you want to join us for our discussion of book clubs in our next episode. Is that what we're doing next episode? An episode.

It may not be the next one. One of our next episodes. Judging the Judgerton over here. I quit! I'm done.

We're fighting. I love you guys. Thanks for listening. Five slot bags! Wow.

That was harsh. And we're Scottish now. Well, let the bags rest. Stay tuned for a future accent episode because it's coming. Winter is coming.

You know nothing Jon Snow. See you. Bye!