Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good times and the bad things that, baby. Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex.

There you go. Let's talk about sex. I know, I can just hear the beat in my head. Let's talk about sex. All right, we'll be here all week.

So I bet you guys can't guess the convo for today. Jesus. Right. Jesus is our Lord and Savior. The gospel.

Let's pray. I pray to God that I have some amazing sex. Thank you very much. We need the baby Jesuses now. No.

Why didn't you get... Actually, that would be a really fun parody. I'd rather leave a little Buddha. It's fine. We can footsie.

My foot's warm. Speaking of sex. Foot sex going on over here under the blanket. I wanna leave baby Jesuses randomly because I find it hilarious. Like, you know, because so many people are like, Jesus is watching over you.

Like, you got a baby Jesus somewhere. Why is Jesus a pervert? Yeah. Great. Because he's a man.

I always thought that about the Holy Ghost. And then there it is. Yes, we found it. And we just lost half of our audience. Nah, I think we just gained some.

But for reals, think about it. Don't be offended by it. Like, for reals. I heard a thing that it's like, okay, if you have kids... Wait, wait, wait.

How do we get from sex to Jesus? Pivot back. Pivot back. We're talking about men being perverts. If you have kids...

That ties together. Okay, moving on. You have kids and you're looking for a nanny or whatever. Oh, I saw your Instagram thingy. A girl applies and a man applies.

Do you even consider the man? As a man, as your husband, man, whatever, whoever, do you even consider the man? No. Why? Because he's a man.

You never know what... It's more uncomfortable to have a man, boy, as a nanny than a female. Basically, it's not all men. Because of all the things that we feel? It's all men until later.

So it's wrong for a woman to say it, but it's not wrong for a man to say it? Like, fuck you. You're so inscrutable. You write. So I'm going to say it.

And that's just real. I think this SNL skit just came... Skirt! Skirt! You never loved me, Mom.

Wow, I don't know that one. Skirt, skirt, skirt! Skirt, skirt, skirt! They were making fun of these rappers. It was...

What's his name? Pete... Pete Davidson? Yes. And...

I don't remember who the other one was. SNL. Thank you. You know the comedy of SNL, but they were making fun of rappers. And so one of them is like, skirt!

Skirt! And then they just keep back and forth, back and forth. And finally one of them, you never loved me, Mom. You had to be there. Why do I have to see if they found it?

Aubrey might be finding it. Sorry, if you can hear the unwrapping. I'm not unwrapping a gift, although... It is a gift. It's making me happy.

I have OCD and apparently I need to unwrap all of the... Champagne label. Yeah, you have to make it make it. I agree. This is why we're friends.

All of us. But it's still stuck on there. Is this one going to explode? We can play with it later. That's why she brought two towels.

Yep. I'm ready. And it's totally okay if it gets on the blanket. It's washable, so don't stress. Maybe just protect this guy right here.

Oh, and Timothy Chalamet, that's what it was. It was Pete Davidson and Timothy Chalamet. Oh wow. Totally running down a different trail. So anyway, sex.

Yes. Oh yes. Sex, baby. I don't think I'd ever have sex with either of them if that's the direction. Timothy Chalamet.

Oh. You know what? I couldn't because he looks like my son. You did it. Oh, here.

Yay! No explosion. Hold on. That's Timothy Chalamet. So if SNL doesn't pay us, rude.

They don't need this. We just have free advertising for them. They don't need advertising. No, no. Not so much.

For sure. Thank you. We're actually, this is our announcement of our Show on the Road tour. You can hire us. We sing at weddings.

Birthday parties. Bar mitzvahs. Pop bottles. Baby showers. Baby showers.

Divorce parties. Divorce parties. Jesus parties. We'll bring the minis. We got a contact though.

We need your creepy airport dude. No, you can get him on Amazon. I literally was, I found these ones. They were like, I was looking for Easter eggs. She already has some.

What is she talking about? She ordered them already. There's these like silver Easter eggs and there's like a banner on it that says he's alive and then you open it and there's like a baby Jesus in there. Nice. Your one is fucking funny.

You know my staff said that but it's funny. I do. It's just funny. It was the weirdest exchange on an airplane I think I've ever seen. I would have been like, I'll take one of them.

For context. He gave the little boy two. Let's give some context. So Stacie was on a flight recently and this family was nightmare. Sick, loud.

They were spreading all kinds of things. They were spreading viruses and spreading the gospel. Spreading mini Jesuses. All from the row in front of us, which is why I sound awful because their child, who's about nine, had like the chunkiest cough you've ever heard and she wouldn't cover her mouth the entire time. Not that it would have mattered on a four and a half hour flight but.

You know it does matter. Just the principle of it. I always keep a faith mask in my carry on so that I can wear it and protect myself. Come on, coughing a blanket, something, cough somewhere. And then all three of these people also laid their seats back, including the little girl.

So all three of us in the row behind them are now squished. And breathing their viral air. Is this main cabin? Yeah, they were actually in a convent. They were in comfort.

Oh, okay. So we were the row behind comfort. Got it. Because we didn't get up there. So they probably had more recline than you did even.

They had more space and just like. Yeah. They're like, we're taking full advantage. But this man gets, like we sit down right as this man is like handing this child that's sitting directly to the right of us. This grandpa and a child are sitting in the row together and this man in front of us hands him two small Jesus figurines, both in purple, which pissed me off.

Like if you have extras, why didn't you give them like. Do some different colors, man. A couple of colors. You know, mix it up. Yeah, but he didn't give him two purple ones and the little boy, I just look over and he's holding and he's like Jeepers, mister, you know.

Wow, did he say that? He's like, wow, I'm so excited. And the grandpa's like, do you have some of those? And he's like, yeah, I have some from church. And we're and I just, I mean, my partner and I just go, oh boy.

It's gonna be fun. Yeah. Good times. Good times. And the grandpa and the child were sitting directly behind a dad that was with two kids who he'd never had those two kids by himself ever, ever in his life.

And that was really funny. And the mom was in first class with the older child and that living her best life. She came back and just like drop some shit and was just like, and we all start laughing because the dad's just like, oh, not ready. Welcome to being a parent. Yeah, he was not ready.

It was a very entitled bullshit flight. You should have, you should have turned on on your movie screen. Keep sweet, pray and obey. But anybody want to watch this FDLS movie? Should be.

FLDS? No, it was Polygamy. Is anybody ever watched this Polygamy movie? That one? Educational.

Wait, wait. Jesus? What's the difference between polygamist and FLDS? I don't know, but I'm sure there is. Let's Google.

Yeah, I think they're, I don't know that they have. So polygamists are really. FLDS versus polygamy. Generally for the LDS polygamists are also FLDS, but you can be FLDS and not be a polygamist, I believe. Okay.

It's like a square and a rectangle. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know how that works. Yeah.

Because I think there's other things around the world that also had practiced polygamy. It's like, it's just like fundamental. Yeah. Fundamentalist LDS is FLDS. Yeah.

Because there's like fundamental Christians, there's fundamental like. I didn't know that. Like a higher. Stevie's got something. Level, but polygamy is for sure like.

You're having multiple wives. You're having multiple. Google LDS, Google AI says. Oh, is there a Google LDS? Google LDS says.

The champagne is hitting me. Practice of polygamy. FLDS considers plural marriage a core essential tenant, often assigning wives through prophetic revelation. The LDS church strictly prohibits polygamy and excommunicates any member who practices it. The FLDS operates as a strict isolated hierarchy with absolute authority placed in a prophet, i.e.

Warren Jeffs. I don't know who that is. Yep. Wow, you don't? Wow.

I am not from here, nor am I religious. Guess what? He lived. He lived in Arizona and New Mexico. I know where we're from.

And Utah. Yeah. He's lived in all four of those states. I don't get it touched. Okay, well the lifestyle.

He was in Texas. He had a whole compound. He had a whole thing in Texas. Yes. I didn't even know who What's-Her-Face Elizabeth Smart was until I like, what, last couple years ago?

I know, I'm sorry. That's crazy. I need you to leave. Bye! Not like these are important figures.

Oh, FLDS theology does hold that a man must have at least, at least three wives for his salvation, a doctrine not taught by the modern LDS church. That doesn't actually tell me what the difference is between that and polygamy though. Oh shit. So I think it was kind of like. It's a breakaway sect from the mainstream LDS church that broke away in the early 20th to continue the practice of polygamy.

But they're not considered polygamists? They're not squares and rectangles. If you are FLDS, it sounds like you do practice. I was going to say I think polygamy is the practice. FLDS is the title.

You're not necessarily a polygamist. You are FLDS. Yeah, like I think there's other religions around the world that have polygamy. There are polygamists that may not practice LDS. But FLDS is the practice of polygamy.

That is a, yeah. So anyway, sex. Let's go back to that. The men in those religions have plenty of it. They probably have zero sperm count.

No, no. They have tons of kids. What are you talking about? I know. Probably not much pleasure on the woman's side.

No. No. Never. No. Okay, we're not going to go into that because that's going to get deep and dark.

We'll be angry. And I don't want it to come out of my mouth. Let's not get angry. Let's not talk about that. Another time.

We're going to talk about fun sex. Or weird sex. Fun or weird. Vibrators. Or small had sex.

As in either disappointing or whose vibrator died during vibration though? Well, I mean, I think all of those have happened. Yes, definitely. Definitely me. No, you are just that.

Aubrey's new. Aubrey's new to... I don't use a vibrator. She's new to the vibrator world. I'm not new.

I don't use one. I would call that new. I am disconnected from... Disconnected from nice. I just, I don't know.

I don't find pleasure in it. Well, I used it. You did like the one. Yes, there is one that I like. The rose.

Oh my god, have you guys tried the new lemon? Okay, people, we're not talking about like plants and fruits and vegetables. Where are we? Sex toys. Wiggling and nudge.

So I'm Stevie and I'm crashing. I got thoroughly dredged today because I decided to protect my curls in a silk wrap. It's hilarious how people don't understand different cultures. It's comical. It is comical.

And it sucks. And I'm very well into some Prosecco and Champagne, so feeling good today. When are we going to get to see these curls, ma'am? Tonight. Are they dry?

Oh my god, I love that. That was awesome. I mean, they feel a little wet still. They're not going to be super great, so set your expectation bar real low. Real low.

We'll see them tonight. I'm trying some new curl products. We're going to see each other tonight. Because twice in one day. Oh man, I'm so excited.

Could be all day. I know. Well, you and I is probably going to be all day. Unless anyone else wants to join us at the mall later. Well, you have things to do because you have people to go to.

That's cool. I guess not really. We're going to go. My partner is cleaning the house for his D&D sesh tonight, so I don't really need to be I feel like I'd make more of them as going home. My name is Aubrey, and I'm going to do some retail therapy shopping today.

I've had a week. I've had a fucking week. End of story. It's going to be dealt with tonight. Next.

Not in that way. Thank you. No, no, no. Sorry, I'm just adjusting on my floaty. I just make drinks and laughs and shopping.

That's it. That's the extent. Awesome. That sounds fantastic. That's all the extent I know.

I did say have a little quote for my partner today. I was just like, no, fuck men. Like, I could give a fuck if another man entered my life. Like, I could literally go live on a planet with all women right now. Have I not been?

It's not been on. Fucking fuck balls. Is mine blue now? Yes. I hope you could hear me in yours or Stevie's.

I'm sure. I don't know. I'm sure it'll be fine. God damn it. Yay.

Alcohol's fun. Fuck that motherfucker. It's like our, what our, how many hot past and we're still not alive. We need a baby. We still fucking can't, we need a checklist to hang in somewhere.

We need a fucking checklist. Okay, instead of doing our images, our shadows on that picture, why don't we write down on the shit we have to do before we hit go. Step one, step two, step three, step four, while recording also say who you are and what today is like. Step five, go to the next person. I'm going to do that.

Instead of putting our pictures on that, I think we should make a list on that painting canvas. What words? Words are fun. Anyway, I'm Jamie. Would you like to start over, Aubrey?

I don't know. I don't know. I'm non-existent. Well, we had some issues with our recording devices that were not turned on. I hope you guys can hear us because we're still going to fucking put it in because all that was good.

It was good. It was gold. It was. Yeah, so I don't give a fuck. I think it'll be fine.

I'll say me again. I'm Aubrey and I'm going to be doing some retail therapy shopping today because I've had a week, a fucking week, a whole week. What do you think the odds are? I'm so excited about this. Of that two tattoes.

Yeah, those chances are high. Tattoo shop inside of the mall? No, they're expensive. Oh, okay. I looked into them when I...

I've walked by that place like three times with my partner now and been like, so your first tat? No, they're fucking expensive. They wanted a... It's because he's the e-mail master guy. I asked him for something like this and he was quoting me like $300.

Wow. Yeah. No, they're fucking expensive. One, I think because he's the e-mail master dude and two, I mean even the people, other people that he has in there, two because it's in the mall. Yeah.

It's always open. They're fucking expensive. For sure. For sure. Okay, sorry.

I'm sorry. No, you're fine. You're excited. I like walking by that store but it's never... There's never anyone in there getting a tattoo.

It's expensive. That makes sense. How do they... Maybe if a bunch of women go in, they'll be like, hey, we'll give you a discount. No, they want their money.

And he told me that these words had to go this way, big and giant like this. I'm like, no, they actually don't. You don't know how to not blow out your words? Okay. You don't know how to fucking do some tiny letters?

Is this your first day tattooing? So you know what you're doing and I don't have 20 fucking tattoos and know what I'm talking about? Exactly, Aubrey, because you're a woman. Anyway, hang on. My name is Jamie.

My name is Jamie. And I'm wearing MC Hammer pants today. That tiger. That has the flower of life on them. It's nice.

That was not your intro. It wasn't? No. What was my intro? Party in the Front, Business in the Front.

Oh, that's right. Oh shit, let's start over. My name is Jamie. No, just go with your MC Hammer pants and then we'll do party also. Well, maybe I could have segue...

You're two things. I could segue into that, yeah. I'm wearing my MC Hammer pants. None of us are just one thing. That's why I...

Yeah, for sure. We are dimensional beings. I am a party in the front. I don't know what that means, but I am confused. So, you know, that's what I said earlier.

She's a business in the back, party in the front. Yep, that's me. She would prefer it that way. I'm an A-line haircut instead of mullet. An A-line haircut.

Because it's longer in the front, shorter in the back. Stop it. At least it's a cute haircut. I'm TLC. Drink the bottle.

What's her name? T-Baws. I'm T-Baws from TLC, party in the front. Business in the back. Short and sweet.

She takes her business in the back. How much do you charge for business in the back? Ooh, yeah, that's going to be a big hefty fine right there. It's going to take a lot for me to agree to that one. It's a hefty blame change.

While she's partying in the front. Yep. It's a lot of loo. A lot of loo. Not happening.

Sorry. That's not me. That's an exit only. Exit only for me. Who's this bitch on the end?

Oh, it's me. Sup. Sup, playa. Sup, it's me. I'm Stacie.

I'm getting over being sick because I sat by douchebags on an airplane. There's nothing I can do about it. We got the bag bomb ready to go for her store, Nelzy. Let's see. I just found out that the word smash means...

I thought you were going to say smagma. I was like whoa. Smash means sex. I didn't know this. Oh, you didn't know that?

No, I was like two weeks ago years old where I found out that's what that means. We're going to smash. Yeah, that means that. I didn't know that. Yeah.

Isn't it crazy how they're changing all of our words? I learned the new word for cringe is Ohio. What? Yeah. How the fuck does that make any sense?

Why not Nebraska? What about Arkansas? Yeah. Arkansas is not terrible. No, it's bad.

Arkansas is awful. I don't know if I've ever been there. I'm not going to. You know what? You're on this now.

Actually, no. Cringe. There's really hiking and white river rafting. I believe you. There's also some people that live in the Blue Hills and they're scary as fuck.

Like the Hills Have Eyes? Probably. I haven't seen it because I don't do scared movies. Yeah, you shouldn't. If you ever watch it, think of Arkansas.

Apparently. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Like inbred. Oh no, we ran into a couple of those. Inbred genetic differences type of stuff.

Is it the co-ed Boy Scouts that is not religion run in Texas? So they probably voted for the Cheeto is what you're saying. No, let's not talk about him yet. Let's keep on with the stuff. We're not talking about him at all.

I did, by the way. My son's stepmom bought us orange Cheeto shit bags for our dog. And it's a shit bag and it's his face. And as you tie it, it's his yellow hair. Dude, stop it.

It's great. Stop it. We need a picture. I'll take your picture. And that will be on our post.

Yeah, I'll take your picture. On our social. But like I have a whole bag of them. I have a whole box of bags. I have a whole box of shit bags.

And I get to say that. And I have toilet paper with his face on it. Oh, that's amazing. I know. I don't want him touching my body.

I know. I don't want him touching the front. It's in, yeah. I only use it in the back. I only use it in the back.

It's not great toilet paper. But it's more just like a... You literally have my shit on your face right now. Yeah, you're welcome. As gross as it sounds, you almost have to take a picture of shit on his face.

No, I'm not going to take a picture of my shit on someone's face. Someone will. Someone will. But I'll take a picture of the roll so you can see it. Okay.

I'll get some chocolate and wipe it on there. I have some cat poop. We can just set it on top of it. There you go. I'm not taking cat poop.

You eat that cat poop. I will not eat the cat poop. You know what? I'm just this cool dog and I'm going to carry it. Plethora of cat poop.

I'm so gently. Who knows this movie? Elf. You eat the cat poop. I will not eat the cat poop.

No, it's Step Brothers. Nope. You're going in with the person. Right direction? With the person.

Copyboy? No. Okay. Yeah. He's going to lick it.

No. I'm not going to eat the cat poop. Eat the cat poop. I will not eat the cat poop. Okay, if I eat the cat poop, will you give me a steak?

Yes, I'll give you a steak. If you eat the cat poop. I don't know this movie. But the Step Brothers, there is a poo part in it. Because you have to lick the white, the white poop.

It is Will Ferrell. Okay. Incomparable. Lick it. Oh my gosh.

What? After he told San Diego to fuck off or whatever. Fuck you, San Diego. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. And then he goes to his, you know, famous restaurant and the guy's like.

Who put a question mark on the tarp right there? You will eat the cat poop. I think, well, not cat poop, but. I've had sea urchin at sushi restaurants. Have you ever tried that?

How is that cat poop? No, no, just wait. It looks, it looks like cat vomit. Oh. And it feels like their tongue.

Like it's so gross. Yeah, I've seen it on shows. Sea urchin. I've tried it because I'm like, hey, why not try it? It does.

Like when I've seen it on shows, it's like. It's like yellow and. Yeah. Kind of like a spongy looking, like holes in it kind of, maybe. And it has like that texture.

Yeah, there's texture to it. Yeah. Sea urchin. Look it up. But I have heard that it's delicious.

I will. I'll have to try it in a different state. But what I have here in Utah. No, you have to go to Europe. I think we both gagged when we tasted it.

Well, seeing as we're so close to the sea ocean. You know, sea urchins are just, you know, in saltwater. I've seen people cutting. They probably got it from the aquarium. I have.

Fresh. Poor little thing. It was probably like kill me. Yeah, the inside. It's the yellow stuff.

Scoop out those yellow. It's the yellow. Which I love when I watch these videos because there's always that one person who, can you imagine. Who decided. The first person.

He's like, you know what would be a great meal? Let's try. Cutting that spiky thing open. Let's see what's in there. And slurping up what's inside that.

Yeah. Although when you're starving. Maybe somebody got mad at it and was like. It's like castaway. Fuck you.

And chopped it open and then was like, oh, there's stuff inside. Should I eat that? But I would almost, I would be like, that might be poisonous because there was lots of. Well, puffer fishes are poisonous. I think people will see like.

Pockies. Animals eating it and be like, that must be good. Let's try it out. You know. That's how Shilajit became a thing.

Like the animals were licking it. The black tar substance on the rocks. I can't do my. Oh, you hear. Vibrators.

Right. So back to vibrators. Back to vibrators. Yeah. Opry doesn't use vibrators.

I use the rose. And you were talking about a thing called the lemon because I actually do like the rose. I love the rose. Any other like vibrator. The lemon is very similar to the rose.

Dildos don't do it for me. It adds an extra level of suction that the rose. That's what I want. Okay, my rose doesn't have a suction. Mine's just vibration.

Well, that's the lemon. That's what I'm saying. So it takes the rose that has like the. Mine doesn't do that. Mine does.

That's what the vibration is. So the vibration actually creates a suction within the rose. But the lemon adds. No, no. A suction.

That's how mine is. And the like. I'm loving this visual. I'm loving this visual. I'm so sad.

You guys listening are missing. So think of this hole as the. Okay, maybe it's a little smaller. The clitoris. So this is the lemon.

Okay. It's about this big. Maybe a little smaller. There's a little hole. That's what goes on your clit.

Right. Okay. And then you have this little like pressure that pokes. And that's what's stimulating. That's what the rose is.

The lemon like. Suctions as it's beating. It creates the suction because of the pulsing. Is this our therapy shopping? Yes.

Yes. Nailed it. I don't know if you buy it. It's not the mall. I bought it online.

But. We could probably. We could probably go to Blue Boutique if they want to sponsor us. That would be awesome. That's where I got the rose.

I think. The store in the mall. They'd probably have to black it out. They would. The Zion curtain.

Yeah. Okay. But I love that. 18. Have a bouncer at the door.

Every time I drive by Adam and Eve on 35th. And they are just brightly lit. Lingerie. Whatever. And I'm just like.

I have. Right down the road from Granger High School. Like just. No shit's given. There's some of them like that.

There's. I love it though. There's one on State Street. I find it hilarious. I read the store.

I believe in you. I've only ever bought from them online. Not Dr. Jones. Dr.

Jones. Is it Dr. Jones? Yeah. Yeah.

They put. They have mannequins with lingerie. Sorry. Can you get sick? It's fine.

It's only 80 calories. It's fat free. There's only five grams of sugar. What they're talking about are these chocolate pistachio things. Fifth glass of champagne with fruit sugar.

I'm going to die. Pistachio cups. Gluten free. Fuck yeah. Milk chocolate pistachio cups.

So instead of peanut butter. There's pistachio. Fucking me. Oh you don't want to hear my crinkly? Oh no.

I thought you were trying to throw. Is this ASMR? We ASMRing it? Opening. Actually.

Hold on. Let me get my nails. Yeah where's the fingernails? I don't have any. Can you hear this?

I need to redo mine. Mine are all grown out. You're cute. You're cute. Your nails are cute.

But this nail is bothering me so I might fix it tonight. But I went inverted. I thought you said snail. You said nail. Snail.

The snail. No I need to redo the snail. The snail. I just went simple like pink nudie with some glitter. I'm on a polka dot.

I don't do any. It's probably going to end after this one because I did burgundy with pink the last two weeks. I go all natural. I don't do anything on my nails. Yeah.

After these I might give them a break for a minute. Let them breathe for a minute. Okay so this is boring. Sex. Nobody wants to hear about our fucking fingernails.

I mean okay wait let's talk about fingernails for a second. Lesbians if you've ever seen them will have long nails. No I've never seen one out in the wild. Tell me about it. If you've seen a lesbian in the wild.

Well what do you call them? Lipstick lesbians? I don't know. Do they have a name? Is that what?

Where they have like the long nails but then they have two that are short and you're always like what the fuck? Did you break your nails? There's a reason. Yeah I think it's the two middle ones because you know you don't want to fucking impale your partner right? It's true.

It's a little scratchy once you get longer nails in there. Yeah that can happen. So when you say that. But like this isn't super long. I feel like this is the longest the last time I had fingernails in me.

If they're longer they get a little like. I think it's a little uncomfortable. Yeah it's a little weird. Okay I've never seen that. I've seen it on some people on social.

It doesn't keep in. Up there. Yeah so that's part of masturbation. So yeah good job lesbians. You're welcome fingernails.

We've segwayed back into the vibrations. Yep it was me. I did that. Yep good job. Good job.

Good job you did it. Nope I didn't it wasn't me. It was Jamie. But we can still talk about sex. I was just helping.

We can talk about other things. Yeah. Vibrators. Jamie. What about it?

I don't know. You were the one saying how you had a. Oh yes. I was always wondering like the heat of like I need to get off. Right god damn now.

So you just grab willy nilly. More me. Start going to town and then the click click click click. Yeah. No.

It's not that quickly. It's never no it's like you're almost there. You're almost to the point of like orgasm and then it's like dead. And you're like what? It just shuts off.

No. Well mine likes to give me a teaser. The one like that's actually like dildo shape. So for insertion and clitoris stimulation. Dimmulation.

It'll do like teasing like. And then break. I'm like no. Why? Why do you hate me so much?

It's the worst. So are these like you have to charge them. This is our mailman now. Wow. Dude he looks like.

Does he want to come talk about that. What's the homie with the. The white dude with the fro. He's on like an adult Christmas movie. Nobody's I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

I'm going to stop talking. Research. Shmoogle. This week has fried my brain. So if you're asking me to pull up things from like the catalog it's not happening.

It's paramanipause decade for all of us I think. I'm maybe this week has literally fried my mind. She's not quite there yet. Thursday really topped it off. Oh I love that you guys thought I had any brain cells.

It's due to work. But. They've gone with school and work. No. Thursday is having a brain right now.

Thursday was a whole fucking day. Although exciting note my graduation is next summer. Well done. What does this mean? Tell us what.

Tell the listeners. I was going to say viewers. Tell the listeners. Tell the viewers. Tell those that are imagining us.

I'm going to stop talking. I'm going to stop talking. I'm going to stop talking. I'm going to stop talking. I'm going to stop talking.

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Healthy marriage. Play characters that hate each other. I mean that is a good role play to get out frustrations. The sex afterwards is great. Yeah, see?

That's cute. Ah, sex. What's that like? Tis the best. But I mean, as, I'm not going to throw you under the bus if you don't want to talk about it, but we had an incident the other day with our pet.

Did it involve sex? Yeah, we were having sex and my dog doesn't love when we show each other affection. Any type of affection. A hug, a kiss, anything. He's very possessive.

He needs to be right in there like, excuse me, I did not approve this. Back off. What are you guys doing? You're attacking each other? Back off my mom.

And it's primarily to do with me. If I were to show my partner affection, he doesn't love it, but he's like, if you must. If it's instigated by you. But my partner showing me affection, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, absolutely not. Get the fuck off of her.

Sir. So that was what was happening. And he, we have a gait, so we'll try to put him behind that when we're, you know, having sex. Doing the thing? Doing the deed.

He's somehow wriggled underneath. So food for thought, we need to have just our gait. He's determined. He snuggled. I thought you would like jump over it.

No, he's. He thought, but his back legs apparently didn't want to work. So he crawled underneath it. What the fuck? Is he like a mouse?

Like what the hell? We're like, it's fine. It's fine. Just we're in the moment. It's fine.

Ignore it. I'm almost there. Ignore it. And then all of a sudden your dog's face is right here. No, and then all of a sudden my partner's like, ah, because it wasn't his ass.

Yes. Yeah, they have to check it there. They're like, hey, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, smells like, smells. And then it was like his head just laying here and whining.

Like, are you OK? You seem OK, but also you don't seem OK. Are you OK? I don't know what this noise is. Is this a good noise?

Is this a bad noise? Do you need help? Do you need me to bite him? That's all I hear. Do you need him to attack?

Do you need me to attack? Well, that's not going to get me off. So. Mom, I need some comfort from you. Animals are so fun.

Nope, no coming again. It's OK. We actually like put him behind a closed door in the bathroom. That's good. Try it again.

Turn up some music for him. So he can't hear. This will comfort you and us. You're welcome. We do like to occasionally play Sleep Token, which I think I told our friend.

I do. Whenever I leave Lulu at home, I always turn music on for her. Well, no, like I meant during sex. We like to listen to Sleep Token. Oh, OK.

A little twisted, it's fine. But I was talking to a friend who lives in St. George about it. Like, oh, this is great and banned. I say, no, there's this great band you should listen to.

I think you guys really like. And we start to listen to them and their kid goes into the other room. I'm like, also great soundtrack to have sex to. She's like, cool. Now all I can picture is you having sex to them.

I'm like, you're welcome. She's like, I'm never going to listen to it again. She does own me for like a few hours. But she's still choosing to have dinner with me tonight. So winning.

I was just looking up online what animals actually have sex for pleasure because I couldn't remember which ones they were. Dolphins. Dolphins are one of them. They're not an animal. I did say animals.

I said that. I know. Yeah, they're not animals. Yeah. That's correct.

They're mammals, right? Yeah. We'll talk about dolphins later. Oh, we will? Interesting.

I thought we talked about this in one of our others. So several animals. The sound I make when something's going up the exit. Oh! Dogs not being one of them.

Dogs are not one of those animals that have sex for pleasure. But bonobos, that mostly female monkey. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. We are closely related.

I was going to say, I think we're like. I mean, if you believe in evolution. No. Dolphins. Let's go back to Jesus.

I don't know what this is. Makaki monkeys? How would you say that? Makah. No, no, there's Q-E in there.

No, but I thought there was extra letters. It's like Makah. Makah. Oh no, Makaki. Yes, Makaki.

So it's almost like Bukaki. Yeah. Bukaki monkeys. Bukaki monkeys. And fruit bats.

They put out a tarp and everybody. They engage in non-conceptive sex, like oral sex, same sex pairings, and sex while pregnant, because they enjoy it. The cutest thing when they're getting zoomed in the camera and you just see their big little snoot. Itty B. Oh, I love bats.

They're so cute. Their little hands, because they're attached to their wings. I think Stevie and I are like. I love bats. Soul sisters with.

They're cute. Animals and dark creatures. My child thinks bats are cute too. She was one for Halloween. That works out.

She likes bats. When we went to the Natural History. If I could, I would try to hold a bat. I would. Our other friend in Draper knows, because when we were hiking in the Tetons, I was feeding the squirrels while the two of them were like, Aubrey, what are you doing?

You're not supposed to feed the squirrels, Amal. That's the Mukakis. Take food out of my hands, please. That's probably a baby one. They probably don't have sex with babies.

Was Abu that type of monkey? Oh, yes. It doesn't clarify what type of. He's not as cute. That is not Abu.

Maybe that's the male. That could be. No. But they find that face. I mean, he does look like he's smiling.

The kaka. This reminds me of Ace Ventura. Excuse me, your pulse are strong. Bubble be tuna. Bubble be tuna.

These are not all the same monkey. What the hell? Like, why are they all like lumping these into one? Maybe it is. Like, maybe it's like, what's the.

These are the ones that are always in like the hot pots in the cold. I think lions. Or even elephants. And then there's like two different kinds of elephants. That's true.

You know, you think lions. There's like yellow. We're going to call them genres. Genres. Have you seen Ace Ventura?

No. Oh, you have? The second one? Did you watch the second one? Oh, fuck yeah.

The rhino. Come on. Oh, wait. The second one is the rhino? I have seen the second one.

Why did I think there was one? That was the first one. The first one's the dolphin one with the. I thought they were the same movie. So yes.

That was a really long movie. Do you remember the scene where like he's like fighting someone and like they throw the arrow. Stab her in his thing. Into his leg and then he's like. And then they like throw another one into his other thigh.

Okay. I felt like that a couple of weeks ago because when I went to St. George, there was a reclining chair. My child had like kicked out the recliner. So I was putting him back in.

And on the second one, like my foot, I was going to put it in and it slipped. My foot slipped and the recliner came and hit my shit. Like hard. I cried. Oh.

And then a couple of weeks later. Do you have a mark? I might. Like I feel like I've been having phantom pains lately because I'm like, oh, my shin hurts. And then I'll touch it and I'm like, no, it doesn't hurt anymore.

What? Anyway. And then a couple of weeks later, there was a couple of us at my house and we had turned over my couch and my couch is like also like a sofa or it's a bed. So it will pop out into a bed. And I had pushed the bed back in because I took it out to check it.

I pushed the bed back in and it, the metal bar came out and hit me in the shit in the same spot. Okay. And then the following week, I got out of bed to, I can't remember. I got out of bed. Oh, I got up like early ish and I got out of bed to go to the bathroom.

And then I was going back over to like my side table to grab my water bottle. And then like I was obviously still super tired because I totally did not like go around my bed. My other shin hit the edge. Like not even just the, I slightly missed it. No, it like went dead right onto the corner, like the edge of my bed.

So both my shins are like bruised and I'm like, ah, ah, ah, like why? What the fuck is the lesson here? I don't need this lesson. I don't need this lesson. You had your A's pinch your moment.

Seriously, I did. It hurts so bad. And like to this day, I still feel like I have like phantom pains. I'm like, oh, my shins hurt. No, they're healed now.

They don't hurt, but they hurt. Motherfucker. Okay, I'll move it. Rubbing. I'll move it.

Might get some interference. I don't like rubbing. Actually, I don't like rubbing. Different kind of rubbing. Yeah, I like rubbing.

Rubbing certain spots. I like rubbing. See, we're going to go back to the sexual. I've had some weird sex moments. I know Stacie.

Let's talk about Stacie's vibrator. I don't have any like crazy vibrator stories. I'll say Aubrey got the rose first and then she told me, because she had never had a vibrator before. I thought that was weird to begin with, but everyone does their own thing. I'm like, wow, okay, you've never had a vibrator.

Cool. She's not here to defend herself, so we'll give her a second. She had told me that she had received this particular vibrator called the Rose and that it was so awesome. I think it was like a Galentine thing that she took home and was like, well, I guess I'll try it because I haven't. Yeah, we're talking about the Rose.

I went and got one because she was raving about it. I was like, cool, I'll get it. It's the only vibrator situation thing that I like that has gotten me off. I was like, okay, if I can get off on this, I feel like anybody can get off on this. I'm solely focused on lit stimulation.

Most vibrators, it's all penetration and not a lot of people can get off. I can't really get off on penetration alone, so I do need the stimulant. It depends for me. You have to hit the red spot. There are like once in a blue moon situations, but if my partner were to just ram, ram, ram, ram, I'm like, yeah.

I hope you're having a good time because this is your chair for me. I'll get off like that, but the other way that I really heightened get off is the clitoris. What is this? My sister sent me this picture. Our mom used to have this chair.

We're looking at sex chairs. She needs a new one. You don't want to have sex on this chair? When we were in Mexico, we had to do a timeshare presentation because you're supposed to do that when you have a timeshare. You're supposed to do an update meeting.

Oh, God, I hate that. I know, me too, but they give you fruit booze and it's fine. They tell you all the new resorts they're going to open. The timeshare place that we have is going to open one in Costa Rica and in Dominican Republic. That's our next girls trip?

I'm all in. They're not done until 2027, but cool. That's fine. Time and plan. We're in this presentation.

We're meandering around this brand new hotel that they just finished this year. We go on in and we've got this guy who's our tour guide. He's originally Indian born, moved to Europe, so he's got a fabulous accent. We're just having a good time chatting with him. He walks into the first, so they show you the studio size, then the one bedroom size, and then the suite size.

They show you all the room options. We walk into the studio, which doesn't have a door, it's just a studio. He walks in and he's like, the favorite thing about this whole entire hotel is, first of all, this hotel is adult only, so no kids are allowed to be in this hotel. Nice. Cool.

Love it. Every bathroom has a sex chair. Tell me about the sex chair. What does that mean? Is it like the girl can have her legs a certain way so that he's sent perfectly to...

Is it like the gynecological chair? No, there's options. I need a photo. I will look for a photo. This could get weird.

You didn't cut me, Domo. You can do things with this chair. I will find it. You can move it around? Yes, and apparently, so I didn't notice, but my...

For sanitation reasons, I have questions. Yes. Do these get clean, like, aggressively? So that's what I said, because I'm a weirdo. This girl.

No, you're not a weirdo. I would. So, like, who's going to be under there? So it's more like... How about you lay down and do that?

It's more like the sleigh-looking one. I'm with her. I want to be lazy. It's more like the red one. Like this one?

More like that, but it's elevated, it has feet, and there's options. And apparently... They work great. I didn't see this, but apparently there's a plug directly under the chair. Oh, a plug.

That it vibrates to, apparently. Okay. I like it. So does it look like that? No.

I'm just kidding. No. What is that? That looks like a cockroach. Aubrey just sent a picture of melting chocolate.

Yeah. But the whole rest of the week, I was like, I just want to stay there just one time. But I need them to give me all of the cleaning supplies, all of the Lysol wipes. I need reassurance. I need to clean it myself.

I need to scrub it myself. Don't want the gynecological chair. So the chair that we had in the condo, and we love to freak people out by telling them they've sat in it, you all have probably sat in this chair. But I cleaned it, clearly. Don't worry.

I like that one. I had a green chair that sat in the corner of the living room, if you guys ever remember the condo. We moved it to our bedroom at some point because we were like, okay, the only reason we're using those chairs for sex, let's move it to our bedroom. We had it in the living room for forever when we had the green couch. And it had no arms, but it was like a triangle seat.

So it narrowed down to perfect for sex so that I could dangle without having to stretch my legs out too far uncomfortably. Because it would narrow down into the back, and then the back would. So it's like triangle, triangle. So I had arms, like I had something to grab onto, and my legs didn't have to be like awkwardly spread out. That's what I consider as extra, but we definitely cleaned nothing.

So when you asked them... That is what it's going to be used for. And they had a beautiful picture of a naked woman... Spider-chip. Tiled into every shower.

So she was sitting with her face looking this way, and it was like the backside of her, so you could see her butt at the bottom. So this wasn't an adults-only hotel. This is like a sex hotel. You'd think. But no, it's just adults-only.

It's not considered a sex hotel. So that was kind of like the chair, so it had a natural angle to it, so he could lay and sit. I'm just saying it wasn't any of those, but there's options. But it was the correct material that I felt like you could clean it effectively. If it lights, I'll wipe it off.

And so I was like, as long as they give me cleaning supplies, I want to try that shit. Yeah. And every one of the rooms in this hotel has a balcony that can't be seen by other hotel rooms. Every single balcony. Yeah.

I'm an exhibitionist. Amen. For sure some balcony sex. Yes. 100%.

And every hotel, every balcony has a hot tub, like an infinity pool hot tub. So the infinity pool like rolls off the edge of the fucking balcony. I can't. I just can't. So I just looked at my partner.

I'm not leaving this hotel room. I know. It's not a girls trip, but like. But I was like, we are staying here. A girls trip, maybe like we'll stay in every other room.

But nobody's gonna like fucking see us. I'm not leaving my room. Yeah, I know. When are we gonna see each other? Breakfast and then the rest of the day.

Yeah, when we eat. Like. See you guys at dinner, babe. Yeah, I'll be busy. Who's doing?

What? What? I don't know. The sexy time. Who's?

Oh. Oh, always. Yeah, always. Always me. I'm gonna be in there the whole time.

But like the whole rest of the trip, I was just. I might just send my partner in for breakfast. Be like, bring. Divi says hi. Bring some stuff.

Bring some stuff back to the room. Grab a snack. No, it's like, is it the guys turn to grab food or the girls? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'll see you on my rotation.

Yeah. Otherwise, I'll see you on the flight home. Right. No, I'm busy. Okay.

I'm just saying. I was like, I want to try that. Yeah. My partner was all in. We just all reached out to Stacie.

Like, can I be my month to try out the timeshare, please? Thank you. I'm telling you. Like, I was like, I want to try it. I need to clean it first.

But I want to try it. Okay, no, but so back to the cleaning. Yeah. Take your own life, all lives. Did they clarify that it wasn't clean?

They, they sweared like up and down that they are. Look, because if you're going to advertise something. Wait, what? I mean, if you're advertising this in a way of like sexy time. I'd still do it with my hotel.

I would too. Oh, for sure. I would do it myself anywhere. Why? I would still want to know they clean it.

Like even my cleaning. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no, I would clean it real good. But I want to know that you guys are cleaning this shit.

That's all I care about. Like all of the things. Like every space. All the. All of the surfaces.

Especially that place. Yeah. Apparently sex chairs have been around since. Madonna time. Yes.

Have I said Madonna time? Madonna time. Yes. And I was like, girl, I think before that. Right?

It's my cold. I could see Madonna creating that shit also. So I found one online. The Donnas. That was built to support Edward five, six, seven.

V two. Seven. While allowing him to be intimate with two partners at one time. The chair was designed to reduce strain and maximize comfort. Wow.

That's kind of fancy. I wouldn't mind. That's the melted chocolate. Two. I like the chairs.

So someone comes back here and someone comes, I guess, sits on his face. I don't know. I don't know how that works. How does that work? I'd like to see people in the chair, please.

And figure it out. I liked the one. I think I said to you guys on social media, but they had one that would support the male's neck so that they could pleasure the woman underneath. That's what I was kind of thinking. So they could lay underneath and not be seen like with the dresses, but they had a like support so they could just lay under there and just go to town.

I love it. I'm in this. So maybe he would be eating her out and maybe she's giving him a blowjob. That's what I had to think about is he's getting a blowjob. So I think there's a girl here and a girl here.

I appreciate the stick figures. Stick figures are awesome. I just couldn't figure out where the eating off happens. I appreciate the stick figures. Like on the top.

And he's kneeling. Thank you, whoever you are. He's kneeling. And then they, okay. The other one's not so cute.

The green ones with the red. People listening. Sorry, you can't see these images. Oh, those are much worse. I'm sure you can visualize yours.

Those are very sad. Stick figures. What the fuck? That's somebody does not know. Like that's not how it works.

What's this hair? I don't know. I hope so. I don't know. It's a girl.

I don't even know what the red lines are. What the fuck? We probably can't post this on social. So even with the pictures. We get genderless.

We could post the chair. Send us, DM us your interpretation. We'll post the chair. Where people would be. Where who's sitting and doing.

What are they doing on this chair? I really do appreciate the color. Right? But it could be, you know, there could be two guys and a girl. Listen, I'm not judging.

I just want to know logistically. No. Yeah. Comfort. Could they have found someone cuter?

I'm not. Yeah, he's not that cute. I'm not digging. He's not. He looks like a man to me.

He's not cute. And he looks like a douche bag. He's like, he looks gay. Get it, queen. I don't.

He looks like a douche bag. Hey, gays can be douche. I know. I'm just saying he looks like a douche bag. Gays can be douche.

Yes. As a human being in total, he looks like a douche bag. I didn't even tell you guys. Oh, oh, oh. Dish it.

We can record it. My brother got married. Yes. Yeah, because you were going to his wedding. To Tejas.

The most chaotic. I built an arch. Oh. Two hours to an hour before the ceremony happened and wrote my speech the night before. That's kind of like the other one.

No, I feel like I'm taking a shit while you're under, like no, I don't know. I say that because speaking of gay douche bags. Do you want to see the shitting chair? This is the one I want. This is my brother's best friend.

We love him to death. Do you not feel like you're taking a shit while somebody's under that? Yeah, I'd be worried I would take a shit. She's posing dumb. She's dumb.

Okay, is he gay or I don't know. Yes, sorry, that's my brother. That's his boyfriend. Oh, okay. They almost look alike.

I'm sorry, but what is she doing? Yeah, I don't know. He looks super shiny and super tall. They are touching together. Two hours before.

Oh, that's so pretty. Look at you. That's lovely. Awesome. You're sweet.

He has a good sister. He's a boy. He doesn't understand. And this is Stephanie? Yes, Estefany.

Estefany. Estefany. I've only seen him once and that was at your dad's funeral. Yeah, my coworkers, I think we look like siblings, but I can understand people being like, no, you guys don't look alike at all. But my show and my coworkers are like, oh, this is the art.

You're cuter. So was this like a friend of yours? I'm like, that's your brother? Baby brother. And they're like, oh, kind of, but not.

By adoption or like, no, we're from the same mother and father. No, I think you got the better end of the genes, ma'am. Thank you. Not that he's unattractive. I don't want that to be out there.

It's just I would have expected him knowing you to be more attractive. I would agree. Yeah. Because you're sexy as hell. That's true.

And then the only photo that my partner and I got was this one. We're like, quick, selfie to prove that we're here. Yeah. Oh, I love his hair. He wore a three piece suit and was so pissed because we were told, because we were flying from New York straight to Austin.

So we had to pack for both cold New York weather and humid Austin weather, which luckily New York wasn't too bad. So like, cool, we just wear the same thing. So but he had to pack a whole suit because my brother was like, this is a formal wedding. And we're like, okay. And then he was the only one in the three piece suit.

I like how they did the shadow. I'm sure he looked on point. Speaking of sexy and sex. Speaking of sexy and sex. And he's growing his hair out.

So we did the whole like low man bun thing because it's really funny him learning how to do. He's like, how do you do this? I'm like, welcome to what us girls have been struggling with our whole lives. Some days your buns work for you and other days. I just found something I'm going to buy.

It just says unlock something. It's got an attachment. Oh. So, you know, if you go down further, you can see the picture of the shadow of the item inside of. Mildo pillows.

Okay. I've seen them. I would think that would be loud. I think that the more things touching the vibration makes it louder, I feel like. Don't you think?

On this one, is it in her bum? I'm not. She's wearing pants. So I'm going to say no. It's likely nowhere.

But where like it's in the position she's in. You're right. And there is the picture. Are we assuming that it should be in your bum? I mean, it is.

Yeah. That's probably the only photo she can take to show like how to sit. Imagine they. Imagine something going here. And my yoga pants not being on.

Less effort, more stability, change positions at will, free control frequency. Share. I guess that will put links to all of the products. They need to do better. Hopefully we'll get a percentage of whatever they sell.

They need to do better. We love plugs is the name of the website. We love plugs. Share multifunctional massage sex cushion fucking machine. That is the name of this.

That's a mouthful. Ay, ay, ay. They wanted it to be very clear. Yeah. What they were doing with it.

Yeah. What is this for? What this thing is. OK. So it doesn't come with the item that you attach to it.

You have to purchase that separately. Provide your own. Nope. Enjoy multiple gameplay. Helly bow.

I don't know what that is. What's that? What is that? I don't know. Oh, but there's like a clear visual of this chair right there.

Look at that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

OK. I'm in. She's in. No, she won't be in. That will be in.

She's on. I'm on. I'm on it. She's on. OK.

So are these your options? They give you two different options. I don't know what that is. Is that like a wedge that you ride? Let's see.

That makes zero sense to me. What are you doing? I don't know. What is she doing? I don't know.

I'm confused. We need more photos. More comfortable experience. More photos. Maybe she's just sitting on it.

She just took it as a chair. She's like, look at my chair. And then see what's going on. She's like, you don't know what this chair does, guys. Don't sit on my chair.

I'm going to put this on my office chair while I work. You don't know what I've done. OK. That's fucked up for me because I also go into office. I'm like.

Yeah, I work at home. So that's different. For you, that wouldn't work. I'd be lull. For me, totally fine.

What is happening? I just wouldn't need, I couldn't be on any webinars. No. Or training anyone. I don't think you would choose to be like, I'm going to sit on that while on this webinar.

I'm going to just, you know, see if I can handle it. Well, I'm teaching someone about long term care. Geez. I don't think that's possible ever. I don't think I'd lose the ability.

On that note, I have a good story. $250? Jamie. During the pandemic. OK.

So talking about sex. During the pandemic, you would hear horror stories of like Zoom meetings, right? Our work totally had a fucking horror story. We had a town hall and tons of new reps because we were actually helping people get PPP loans. We were like, we had multiple different lenders on our platform that people were coming to us to get PPP loans.

So we had to like hire a bunch of just rando people, right? And you can't do like thorough interviews as PPP. Anyway, during one of the town halls, someone like their partner came home or whatever during lunch and they did not turn their video off. Mute was on video on or mute. So it was muted video on and they totally started having like sexy time.

So somebody had to like go and like I can't return to what they did. Can you turn off the camera? Yes, you can. Can you kick them out? Whoever the host is.

So they had to like go. But it depends on the platform. They were like trying to say this person's name like your video, your video, your video. And they were not. If it's good Teams or Zoom, then yeah, you can shut it up.

Google Meet is no bueno on that. That's why like only teams and Zoom are like technically the only approved for most companies because weird Google Meet is what we do. So they were totally I guess like that happening during town hall for everybody to see. You know, maybe town hall is the place to do it apparently. Yeah, no thanks.

Well, I will say you saying I forget what made me think of this story. But like we have a toy that has a remote control. OK, I've always wanted to go and play with that. Like in your panties? Yes.

I've been wanting to find one. It's so great. So send links. OK, we were friends. Is it that great?

Can you please send us a link? So giving your partner the remote. Probably. So we because what movie is that on? Bride Maid?

The Ugly Truth. I haven't seen that. With Gerard Butler and [REDACTED] Heidel. Yes, Ugly Truth. Yes.

Where she's like always a bridesmaid, never the bride. No, that's 27 dresses. Oh, OK. Oh, but no, Ugly Truth. Same dad?

His boss or something? Yes, actually. OK. Well, she's in it. He's anyway.

No, so he so she's wearing these panties, not realizing that they're well. No, she knows what they are. She was starting to like because she was waiting for the guy because she showed up for her, didn't he? For her like her like peanut to flick the peanut with the bean or flick the bean or whatever, because she's never masturbated. I mean, I was also like 35 years old when I found out that was a term.

Just like what she dropped. They were at this dinner with these other people and she dropped the remote and he picked it up. Oh, the kid finds he's sitting next to her and he knows exactly what's happening because he turns and he sees the kid playing with it. Like Gerard Butler knows what's happening. He's just playing whatever.

But he's like turning up and she's like, and she's like talking to everybody. But she's like experiencing like they're at a professional business dinner. Yeah. She's like, yeah, would recommend 10 billion percent. Yeah, I feel like I think it would be so funny.

We went to tell each other. Oh, my God. OK, if we get him in one of our next meetup and then we just pick out of a bucket or remote. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Fun. Let's do it. I'm telling you, though, we went to a comedy show for my partner's birthday and he had the remote all through dinner and then all through the comedy show. Stop it. And it was absolutely insane.

Would recommend 10 billion percent. Were you trying to hold back the noises? How hard is it to hold back the noises? Oh, my God. I was very pleased when everyone was laughing.

You're like, it was really bad. Amazing. OK, but at dinner. Dinner. That was the whole mess.

Oh, um, so that would be so fun. It was fun. Do you think that when we stop recording and hit record again, it starts from the beginning? Probably not. You have to format it to get it to go away, right?

I think you can edit it together. Like, yeah, it just started from where we were starting. Yeah, I hope it doesn't. Yes, we'll see. I don't know.

When you went to the bathroom, we realized that, yeah, I saw the power was like just plugged into these because I was charging these while we were waiting. So I think we it would just I think it would tell us that there's no more memory on the SD card. So like everything we recorded on this SD card should be on the SD card until we format it. Yeah. Well, and until we delete it off the SD card.

Yeah, I agree. OK, cool. So we would just have Blane would just have to know that there are recordings that there are technically two recordings that we're sending him. Yep, I did. I was charging the microphone case instead of you being plugged into the actual unit recording.

OK, anyway, moving on. Sorry. Stacie's going to send us links to the vibrating panties. Yes, yes. Because I ever since that movie have been like, same.

I don't want to try this. Same. So we've run out the batteries on two of them and they take like watch batteries and that's a pain in the ass to fucking find and they're not rechargeable. I thought you could find them. I'm going to find some AAA battery ones.

You could. Yes, but I just haven't because like you have to have the right letters. Maybe look at like outside of the United States. I know, but I just haven't. I'm just going to see what happens.

Vibrating panties with remote. You're like, I already know. You don't even need the panties. You just need the bullet. You just need the little bullet.

And then stick it inside. You can do whatever you want with the bullet. You can. You need a bullet with a remote that can go. Vibrating bullets.

It can be inside. OK, wait. It's remote. Wait, I thought it came with the panties though. No, you can either put it in your panties or you can put it somewhere else.

Oh. Also great. Wood ragger panties. So did you just stick it like in your panties? I would discover.

Like for that evening with like dinner and comedy. Like to not be vulgar, but like panties were pointless at that point because everything was just so soaking wet. Nice. You're like, I brought five extra pairs of panties. Is that it?

No, no. Why doesn't it have a ring on it? That's the ring for his penis to go through. Hey, I'm trying to like think. Oh, here's one.

So. Oh, you can use my Wi-Fi if you'd like. There's this one. OK, but that's a. I don't want like a full thing.

I just want like a. I'll find what I have. Yeah, a remote control bullet. I think I purchased it from Adam and Eve actually, which is why I was like, I didn't know they had a store. I thought they were only online.

Oh, it's on 3500 South. Yeah, well. For the Dutch Pros right next to Granger High School. Great. Cool.

But I know I purchased it from them. Oh, they're for $9.99. Yeah, they cheap. What's that? And it's through your phone.

It's a cheap. Oh, what? He bought it on his phone. Oh, no. What is the one that we have had?

It's just like it looks like a. Oh, this is like a garage door opener. Does that go inside? This looks like a part of in between your lips and everything like a part of an octopus. Sure does.

That's very. I would like one that has an internal trunk and then also the. Guarantee it exists. Guarantee it exists. So like the panties has like a little.

I guarantee it exists. Oh, what's happening there? He is just. While at work, you know. Yeah, wow.

Yeah. During the town hall. Yeah. During town hall. When this recording is over, someone's going to be.

Multiple ways to play with. You're like, and I'm ready. Mode one, two, three. There's like five different modes for this thing. And only on his phone so he can just be like, oh, I just saw my phone.

No, babe, just. Sending an email. Oh my God. Like I'm telling you. Damn.

No, it's funny because it's funny you're saying this. Oh, and it has a US key. I was thinking about this a while back and then, yeah, now the ugly. Send me that muscle. It looks interesting.

It's a great time. I'll find I'll find what we bought. Not that we're lacking in that apartment, but this would be really. OK, we should send this to the group. Sending.

Because that would be. And it's through a phone app. Yeah, I haven't done the phone, but I'm telling you, we have two of them. The reason we bought the second one is because I couldn't find a battery for the first one. I need this immediately.

Like this must come out next. So yeah, we have to. And like they come in like this cute little like, you know, totally nondescript packaging. You have like a velour little pouch you can take with you. Oh, yes.

There's our text. Put it in your purse. You know, our sex text. Yes, our sex text. I just texted.

Yeah. Let's talk about weird sex stuff. Someone had a weird sex story. I feel like. Was it you, Stacie?

I mean, I had. Yeah. Without giving names. Let's just share a weird story. I can't remember half the names of the weird sex I've had, even if I tried.

Yay, college. I don't have any weird experiences. It's more just embarrassing for him. I have very like. I was very naive into the world of penises and shapes.

And like I was very like, you're one size. You're one like very simple. Yeah, it's one shape. Shape, size. No, no, no, absolutely not.

That's not the case. Sorry, I got to make sure I'm sending it to the right. Right thread. Well, and so learning that, although I will say he did very well, pleasuring me, but he was more girth than length. Ah, so like, ah, like a tuna can.

But yes, like. I don't understand why we should fill our cups with this stuff. This liquid bubbly thing in front of me. I've I've had one that was like not girthy and at all and very long and like a fishing hole. Is this a worm?

And I'm like, what are we fishing for? Because I'm not there's what? That was the guy that was like the is there something in there? The Greek God. Are you can you feel a hot dog in a hallway?

Yes, like I know I would like to be self-conscious. Yeah, no, I just know. No, there was no hot dog. It was not the size of a hot dog. It was thinner than a fucking hot dog.

So pencil in a hallway. Little bit. Got it. Pencil in a hallway. Yes.

When I say a fishing pole, I really mean like long and skinny. Like long and skinny. And I was like, oh, that was good. I was like, can he feel this? Like, can he feel like I can't?

I mean, you've got to feel something right? There's all kinds of you should ask him to at the time. Well, not now. No, he's not around at this point. No, you should ask him at the time.

All of you that are in that world. I was really sad about that, too, because he was he was actually really nice. Like he seemed like a kind guy. And he had a Harley, which I was like, yes. And then that and then there's a vibrator for you.

It's like, damn, no. Yeah. Moving on. Yeah. You know, and it's what's funny is you can't judge by how it looks either, because if they know how to use it, then that's a totally different story.

But if you don't know how to use it, then you. OK, but like, doesn't matter what you got. Well, I was almost feeling like I don't know that he wouldn't know. Like, there's no way to use this. So that's I'm sorry.

I feel like your thing is maybe he just needs more like side to side. Like he really needs some. Can we talk about that move, though, when guys think that that that's that's the best move ever? Yeah. Yeah.

Why do you move it side to side? What? Get what? What are you doing in there? Do you feel like it's just what do you think is going to happen?

Like, that's not no, it's not. No. You're feeling all kinds of things in there. But what the fuck do you do? What?

I want to know what this is doing for you, because I'm gone. There is no coming back from whatever the fuck you just did. You've lost me. I'm not going to come, but I would like to know what are you? How this is working for you.

What does it do? It's like when I was making noise because I was being pleasured and then you were doing that and I stopped making noise. That should be your clue. What did you think was happening? How many times have we faked?

Because my partner is under the belief that not that many women fake. And I was like, oh, that's a lot. Yeah, you're so precious. I can't. You know what?

And that you have fucked have. Yeah. Faked it. Listen. No, I don't think like 10 billion.

Nothing against you. I just I guarantee you, I could bet you millions of dollars. Yeah. Someone you fucked has faked it and she will never admit to it. But I know she has.

Yep. For sure. Yep. For sure. But it's not it's not at all negative to them.

It's more like it feels good. But we're just we just want to get you to go because we're done. We're tired. We're trying. And it's not working.

So let's just be done with you so that we can move on. Like we're kind of like at a lull here and we could keep you. You can keep trying. Fishing pole, dude. I faked it.

Fishermen. Have you guys ever had a guy? I I don't fucking know. OK, this guy. OK, this where we get delusional.

And it's like, no, I'm fucking good. No, he can tell it goes, oh, what? Yeah, that's true. They're just like, quick, quick, quick. And I'm like, because he he lost it.

And then he like, oh, oh, I'm like, wait, sir, you went soft like 10 minutes ago. What are you doing, brah? Like it was hilarious. Very drunk. Very, very.

Oh, that's why. Yeah. I'll need a visual that tracks will never get to it. Yeah, that way it was literally like, oh, I just saw the crash. Dovey like that.

The college is going. I it's OK. That's what I hate about it. There's such a stigma of like you have to get off. I would love that, but it just doesn't always.

Sometimes when they're drunk, like I've done that with my like where it's like it feels like it's and I will literally ask. I'm like, are you still hard? Literally, I'm like, you're not hard anymore. Like, you like, oh, I don't know. It's like I'm drunk and it's like, like, I'm the type of person where I'm like, I'm going to call you out because like you think that this feels good for me.

Like, I can feel that you're fucking soft homes like, like, let's just be real here. Like you think you're the only one with things that feel it just. How do I put this? But I have a hard time like faking it. You know, when you're when you have to poop and you're kind of prairie dogging.

Oh, yeah. That's what it feels like having a soft penis inside. Like it needs to come out. Why is it still in there? No, like it's not even like that for me.

It's more just like, by the way, like, totally. I did not sweat the last the next time I needed to shit really bad. Just to the record, I mean, to share that with you. We'll go back to this because it's right. It needs to come out.

I did not sweat. You didn't get like the sweats like I told you in the water. I checked. I didn't have it. Like, I mean, like, I have to shit.

Like, like, what did you talk about? I have no watery mouth. Definitely. Like when I might have an accident and I'm still no watery mouth. No sweat.

Dude, when I'm in that mode, like diarrhea, diarrhea, like, or I'm going to shit like my stomach's like, oh, and I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah, I got to shit now. Everyone knows immediately. I like your mouth, mouth, water. And I like get cold and I'm just like, oh, oh, my God, I got to shit.

I do not do it because I know my sister. Like, I know you said it's a family thing. I'm like, I don't know. Everyone has different. I do not have such things.

I'm glad that you actually paid attention and you've confirmed. You're like, no, I was like, no, this is for science. I just realized I need to I need to know. You're like, honey, I really, really, really need to shit. I need to eat this thing, Taco Bell.

Go get me Taco Bell. I'll get the shits and we're going to test this out. I need to know. I definitely need the saliva. No, my cheeks hurt right now.

But you don't need to shit. No, I don't. But no sweats. No, I don't get. No, I get like the cold.

I did notice the cold sweats. No, I definitely like like bad, bad, juju belly. Like you're definitely prairie dogging going like, oh, hold it in. I got to make it to the bathroom. We are really chasing this right now.

We should walk briskly. Was that was that? We're not. You don't walk. You don't taste.

To the potty. It just biked Central Park. And that's when my stomach decided. Oh, no, no. And I was like, oh, that's when I noticed it.

I could tell you that's when I noticed. I was like, oh, we got to find a bathroom. The saliva. I don't care if it's a port-a-potty. Super water.

If you have a towel and there's a hole in the ground. Like, yeah, you need something. Yeah. Yesterday. And my partner is like, OK, well, we can't just go in.

I was like, I don't care if we have to pay someone at a hotel desk to let me use their bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would like to point out that it'll be like a bridesmaid situation.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And it's happening. We're the next step here. So my partner had never been to Cancun and I've been all over Mexico, just like with travel for vacation, as well as work.

Like, I've just been all over. And he had never experienced like a small first world country town where you have to pay pesos to use the bathroom. Yeah. And in this one place, he really needed to go. And I was like, oh, babe, we just we need to we need to pay.

And he's like, I'm sorry. What? And I was like, no, we have to pay to use the bathroom. And he's like, OK. So it was like five pesos, which is like 25 cents or something.

I only had a dollar and there were two of us. They made a killing on us both going to the bathroom. But they handed us a stack of like Dairy Queen napkins. As your toilet paper. And he looks at me and he looked like he's just like.

I take this with like he wasn't sure like what to do with it. You know, I think that he's a man. This is why we carry dude wipes when we travel, because there are multiple times that that has happened to us. We're like, you know, would be really nice right now. Toilet paper.

A wipe. Yeah. A wipe. A wet wipe. Well, and like I told him, thank God you're a male because we don't get a toilet seat.

There's no lid on the tank because they take all that stuff off. So people can't break it and ruin it. So they literally just remove all of it. So you you're hovering. Trust our knees.

And you can't flush any toilet paper in the toilet because it's going to break all their piping. So you got to throw it in the garbage can. Like it is a whole it's a whole first world countries are a whole thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So. Our third world, excuse me, third world countries. But yeah, that was our first experience to that. He was very.

So you're just sitting by a shit full of trash can full of shit. Yeah. Blood and everything. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. So anyway, prairie dogging with a soft penis. And yeah, no, that's really, really accurate because you're just like that's the best way for me to explain to like a man that doesn't fully know like what we're feeling. It's like it's a feeling of like there's something now in my vagina that I don't want in there anymore. It's not even like a tampon.

It's just like to put it. Yeah. Yeah. It's at this point, just take it out. Like, it's like it's like a fucking ball of Play-Doh that is just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Like you're what are you trying to shove it in? It's not fucking going in. It's fucking going back inside of you. It's probably going farther in you than it's going in. Yeah.

Especially a grower, not a shower. Stop fucking trying at this point. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not that I haven't. OK, to start over, take a nap.

And then when you wake up again, it'll be hard. I feel like they feel like they have to keep going until like we notice. Like, are they going to notice? We immediately notice. We know.

OK, are you hard still? No. OK, well, yeah, I felt that. So that was just actually, I don't even know. It's just a nice question for me to say to you, because like, stop, I wouldn't even ask.

I would just say, it's OK. Your mind is obviously somewhere else. Let's see. I'm not even going to say that. I feel like that for me.

I don't know. I guess it depends on the person. I would just be like, I do actually ask, like, where's that? It feels passively aggressive. Like Margaret Thatcher on a cold day.

It's good to know. Thank you. I'm like, no, just stop. You show. I don't know what show, but I know that's what he was trying to think of.

To not come. Yeah. OK. Margaret Thatcher on a cold day. Baseball, baseball.

I don't even know what that's from. What's your dream? Meet the Fokker's. Is that it? Did you guys see that they're making a new one?

They are. Brianna Grande. What? The What's His Face? His son.

It's we watched the trip. Are we going to go watch Devil? Yeah, like to have nipples. Can you milk me? Are we going to watch what?

So they're making a double worse product. So not Robert De Niro, not. I call him a nightmare or the night of the living museum. Oh, [REDACTED] Stiller. His son is now dating someone and he wants to marry her.

And it's that couple and like interacting with. So Ariana is the girl he's dating. And she's apparently like this badass and like basically Robert De Niro. They're like very similar. And the trailer is hilarious.

I'm like, oh, I miss these. Oh, M.G. I want to watch that. I have nipples. Can you fuck?

Can you? Milk me? Hell yeah. Stop it. Yeah.

Anything that has nipples can be milked. Yeah. Really? Oh, nipples. Yeah.

So I know like on topic, off topic. So over time. How long have we been recording? We should wrap. I did want to tell this one last weird story.

Yes. I dated this guy and I don't know why I continued to. Like he was like he got off like fast, real fast. And I think he tried to make up for it in other ways, you know, like for play. But his for play game wasn't that great.

Do I know him? No. OK. But like every time. And he was like just in life in general, like all the time.

So monotone. Oh, are you sure I don't know him? Yes. And did he have a funny name? No.

And Steve. Just a general name. John, Tim, Bob. Oh, no, Bob. Sorry, not Bob.

We did that already. No. I need to start getting celebrity names. So not Bob. Celebrity names to our exes.

We need one. I feel like they should just be. No, this one has between me and my sister, because I've already told my sister this story when we used to do like our Instagram. Wow. Top thing.

So this guy already has a name because when we would have sex, he would always. Oh, he would do the oh. No, he would always say, I forget what it is. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You were I remember that. Oh, wow. It was always oh, wow.

Then you should respond with nice. This is a great story. Well, like it was always like everything again. So monotone. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I can't even say that in a monotone voice. And I feel like he used to be like LDS. So like, but I'm like, you can't say like fuck or like, oh, my God, or like anything.

Wow. Oh, wow. No, you're doing you're doing too much movement. It means to just be like, oh, wow. Robotic.

Wow. It's an AI. It's an AI. Well, yeah. So like his name is oh, wow.

And it's so funny because randomly people will, you know, they'll look at something. They'll be like, oh, wow. And it's like, oh, wow. Takes you right back. Right back.

You guys are going to know. Trigger. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Situation.

I'm just going to text you. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'm going to say it. That's going to be a problem.

One of a straight face emoji. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. And he'd get off so quick. And I'm like, and then like the whole situation.

And I'm just like, wait, what about me? I think you might fucking keep hanging out with this dude. I remember there was like a I mean, it still might be the case for people like men or boys watching porn. But there was like, I swear, like a solid like four months where any guy that I would have sex with was like fucking obsessed with mannerisms of porn. And so that was our whole sex.

Do you like that, baby? Do you like that? Oh, we don't need to talk. We're you. Yeah, we don't need to know.

We hey, well, I mean, I'll stop you right there. Yeah. Capitan. We don't have to. We don't have to do this.

We can sit in silence. I'm sorry. I missed your character. Are you a plumber? Are you the captain?

Lumberjack. Lumberjack. There was no intro to this part now, so we don't need the talking. We just do it. Oh, my God.

No, I'm not kidding you. There was like five or six guys in like the span of like four months that like they all either watched the same porn or it was like they thought that was the thing or maybe they were new to sex. But I swear, like any time I'd be they start talking like, oh, hey, well, I'm going to stop you right there. That's not going to do anything for me. And I'd rather you just not.

I'd rather you just get off me. Like, let's be quiet. We don't we don't need to put a bag on your head. So you're going to ask me if it's good for me. Like, I'll let you know if it's not like if I'm making noises.

It's a safe bet that like possibly or maybe not. I don't know. Wrap this up. Come on. Right.

Losing daylight. Let's go. I don't want your number. Next. Thank you.

Next. Ariana Grande. Yeah, it was like the whole thing. I was like, wow, what is this? And one of my favorites, I say favorites because it had been a while since that sprint and then like nothing.

I was like, cool, we're all we're through that silently watching porn and then like maybe reenacting in our heads instead of verbally. Until I met someone who was well, almost 40 when we talked. Listen, greatly, except for. I'm laying in bed like and he stood up and I thought he's trying to get like comfortable, like, OK, like maybe his knees is 40. You know, they were re-adjusting.

Like, maybe repositioning. I turned 40 this year. Hey, I'm just saying maybe we're repositioning. I was 22. Like, maybe we're just repositioning me.

Like, OK. No, he proceeds to like walk around the bed. Oh, no. I'm like, oh, I'm going to. Nope, we're going to.

Wow. Flashbacks to is this your first time having sex? We don't need to talk. We just need to get the deed done, sir. I don't need you to sit there.

I don't. I don't know what. No, I don't. Can a ramma of me watching you jerk off is. I don't want to see.

I'm actually going to throw up. We can just get back to business. That needs to be either inside of me or you need to go. We don't need this walking around. Like it was like he was he's pay electrical about it.

Like, I don't know if this has worked for you the faster, but it's not doing. I have dried up at this point. So I do. It's girls don't need a very simple no interaction. And we don't 90 percent of us, I can say.

We don't want dick pics. We don't want to see you playing with your dick. We don't care. I don't want a dick pic. It's not going to fucking get me off.

Like, we don't want that shit. We like a lot of us get off when it's more of a sexual chemistry or romantic emotional connection. Like, I don't need a fucking picture. I don't need you to be a fucking porn in front of my fucking face. I don't.

We don't. Outside of the moment it's happening, I don't actually want to ever see your penis. No, I don't say I'm different. Yeah, I'm going to sit on your team on that. I will be totally.

You want dick pics? I totally would love a dick pic if I love that person. I did say. OK, OK. I'm sorry, to me there's nothing pretty about penis.

So like. No, but it has an effect on me because I'm like, yeah, that's mine. OK, but if it's your boyfriend. Yeah, as you love them. I didn't before, my current.

Maybe you're doing like phone sex or something or whatever it is. Boyfriend. I'm talking like. Oh, yeah. If it's.

I'm talking my. Yeah, I'm talking. They're trying to. If it's your person. That's a win or they're trying like come over, baby.

Dick pic. No, no, no. I'm with you. Thank you for clarifying. Because we can all be on the same team.

Yes, yes, yes. On the same team for sure. If it's your significant other. That's a different story. Yeah, I got a big big.

That's your shit right there. Yeah, I. You actually, Stevie, you might know who. Oh, wow. Was.

You might know. Was it? Because I remember one night I was walking to Whiskey, I think, to meet you. And he was like. Crossed paths.

And he said, oh, wow. I was like, oh, my God, that's such and such. And he was like, hey, how are you? I was like, I'm good. And he's like, you like, where have you been?

And he was like, he acted like I was missing out on something. He's like, you're missing out on this. And I'm like, oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, wow.

You should have responded. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Bye.

Like, I really am. We love you. So secure with themselves. Blonde hair. Yes, I do.

I know exactly who you're talking. I can't remember his name. I don't want to know his name. No, we're not going to say his name. His name is Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. We're here on out. He is Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Man, to have a level of confidence that men have would be just.

No, we do. We do now, but we just don't play it in a nice to have that during my hockey self-conscious years to have that like. Yeah, man. It's funny that the man is here. We watched that documentary, this guy, which so my partner is watching it and I'm like, what the fuck are we watching?

We need to wrap it up because Ali is going to be to your house in any minute now. Our friend. Yeah, let's cut that out. What are you talking about? She said she's bringing stuff within 30 minutes.

And that was no, I'll let you know when I'm 30 minutes out. OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I miss. No, but I talking about men with probably tiny dicks, having the confidence of.

But it's called the man, something of the Manosphere. It's the whole red pill theory with like men, mostly MAGA, men who think that like their macho and their like God's gift to everybody. They're really not Jesus. They're not. Women are only like.

So you're telling me they're not to reproduce. Spoiler alert. Damn. But yes, women are basically nothing and they were incubators. They don't believe in feminism.

But what the Manosphere is, is this guy, he actually goes and interviews these like red pill men. And it's so funny because he's such a nice, genuine guy. And he's interviewing this like complete douchebag. And there's like four or five of them, like during this whole documentary series. And I'm just watching and I'm just like, there are men like this.

Like, I know they were, but like to actually see someone in the wild act like this and like treat their women like complete garbage. And then the women let them. But it's just it's funny. You guys should watch it if you like just want to be angry for like an hour. Because I was doing my nails.

We were watching it. I'm like, gross. Which is probably what I have to redo this now. But you're on. Good job.

The file file file. It's like, yeah, like there's the sex was so great. I'm like, I promise you, wasn't it? But if you need to tell yourself that. Cool.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Sex stories. I've got more than that. I have to, too.

Let's save it for another one. But I feel like, oh, yeah, no, we're we're tapping out. Thanks for listening to us. Thanks for listening. Please don't let your children listen to us.

Yeah. Yeah. Discretion highly. For a good advice, Joe. Yeah.

Swearing. Especially on this one. Yeah. Naughtiness. Let's talk about sex.

Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex. And then we turn off the microphone.

Something about copyright, something or other. OK. That's the copyright thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm