Welcome to Tipsy Tats and Tacos Just for gals talking about life. No, it's bullshit. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I do have to stress Get a little spicy You get a little spicy in these episodes.

So Parental discretion rental discretion highly advised Yes, we don't cuss I sound like I'm on do you guys remember Delilah? Yes I was sitting my my you know your banana chair the vibe I was there just like Hi, all you cool cats and that's not Delilah, but you know what I mean? Like just like that like everyone driving home and a good night. I don't know Furniture while you watched her Do not want to bring this up, but we are older than you guys Like my dad had her put she was a radio talk like Are they called hosts talk? Yeah That talk in between songs.

Yeah, so she was a radio host like and she just actually all right Here's another one for for the for the vibe of this evening. Okay, Utah or Texas All over like social media who like referenced her and they live in like California or Not Texas. I'm like, it's I thought it was just yeah much. I don't know. Hey, she kind of been like she gonna broadcast it I don't know.

She had the most soothing voice. She did and that was the vibe of how like I was that for a minute You want to be on the radio or Nice a podcast of like meditations or sleep or something Or hypnosis. Oh, yeah, the voice ASMR you need to dig more into your kafa Yes, I Don't know how to do that What let's talk about since we just came out of the holidays We were talking about being so let's talk about anti relax Talking kind of slowly since we just came out of I was like the womb I don't know I couldn't laugh here by myself We're all very relaxed right now Jamie and I put to the city This is TV. Oh, we didn't even introduce ourselves, but it's okay. Oh, I don't need to okay.

Well, that's fine I'll just start Jamie and I did put together a cute little podcast room. So we got a studio y'all We are a nice little cozy chairs cozy fine Good lighting. Yeah, why we hope we're Guess maybe if if people want to see the room, they'll have to come for our next episode Yeah, we'll be filming and we'll be filming valid. Yeah Easter eggs you guys will be able to look at in our video Stevie and I Need some pictures to put on the wall. So you'll see those Jamie's being very nice.

Jamie is the artiste I just threw paint at it literally And that's way good guys don't look at it. It's it's I got too crazy with the brush. Oh, that's not a thin line Well, here you are. It's hard Unless you have really good brushes and I do not well, they are not fancy Yeah, it's cute. I love it.

I don't want it thin. I think that looks good Aubrey likes it thick Versus this one We are referencing the small microphone that is standing up straight on my shirt right between her boobies right in between the ladies. Yes The small days the holiday small days Yeah, how'd you guys feel I feel like this this holiday season was a little bit cray cray a little bit abnormal It just didn't feel like the holidays like I Don't know about you guys my interpretation of the holidays is like quality time Sure gifts. I love gifts. I love giving gifts receiving gifts.

I'm apparently really weird at receiving gifts, but like I love gift-giving Like seeing the joy like you know what I took time to find that gift and I love that You love that gift as much as I love getting it for you But my mother-in-law Definitely went crazy on Temu And my thought just like crap and so they were like I think My father-in-law said that he wrapped like a hundred and seventy two a hundred and seventy two like a hundred seventy two gifts or something like some wild number like that and So everyone just had like shit to open like I think the girls My nieces They weren't even done unwrapping their gift before someone was like shoving another one in their face And I was like so you're not even getting to like So like my husband and I waited until like the very end And like things that died down to start like handing out our gifts. I think we were Let's see there was five Kid gifts that we got and one of them was the only one that was kind of like everyone else We like perfect if we got an ancestry DNA kit For one of the kids that I've been wanting one we got like this cute like Y2K fanny pack for another one that she was like so obsessed with she's like this is exactly what I wanted dad so apparently he fell a trash gift and we win With the fanny pack, but it is really like just chaotic and stressful day and then like going to my mom's for like it was just Always chaos and always stressful for me. Like I don't I don't get the Warm fuzzy feeling with the holidays and I don't know what that happened in a long time Yeah, I don't I don't love it. And so when it comes I get grumpy That's why I feel like I'm kind of a Grinch cuz I just you are I'm just kidding But also really you are doesn't really get involved anymore He's a teenager and my other son's gone. So it's just kind of like a reminder of just another holiday without him My other son's just kind of meh cuz he's a meh age right now is the met team Yeah, and my family is not super lovey.

So it's like Hard, I don't none of us really get into it like we decorate but they're not like, oh we have all these traditions We just open gifts on Christmas Eve. They're usually pajamas and We don't touch it. That's a nice silk pajamas. They're opening and all that stuff. But yeah, it's just not exciting I will say our house is pretty Festive I'm really sad.

No one got to see it Cuz I went all out on the inside No Next year, I guess my mom kept like continued new big tree, but I'm not new but we find to put it back up It is missing some lights. Oh, it is one thing that we did get for Christmas. We got some black garland So we're gonna replace slowly So then I can black girl so like starting Halloween well by Halloween starting August through January it can just black and Christmassy but also Halloween II And then you guys know that when we went to Disney we got two Jack Skellington's one in Christmas or one in his Santa attire I'm not so He's out on your own and we have zero but magnets It's great. I'm telling you it was very festive and no one got to appreciate it Can't hold up You and I are so but we both keep up certain things that are Halloween II earlier like I have skeletons and Snake rogue and every year more things just end up staying out. I open up my Halloween box I'm like, I only have like four things left.

Oh, I'll just put out these four things and then they'll just stay out next year I did put out a pumpkin this year. I Did love your little pumpkin a real pumpkin and a fake pumpkin. Okay, I did put out a decoration Did you have the real pumpkin? I? Painted mine like it was having a spa day because pumpkin insides gross me out So it had a towel and then painted cucumbers cucumbers See that Yeah, Aubrey, I Love the holidays.

I do. I love the holidays October through January August starts Christmas in my house Same I mean I start listening. I mean I can start putting Halloween decor up to even earlier You can put it whenever the fuck you want dude. Yeah, you guys are starting a roll it. I Literally heard it here first folks November 1st Put up my Christmas tree.

Oh, yes And why I'm Christmas decor down because it's only five months and then I gotta put everything back up again Well, that's why I wanted to put it up early. I'm like I'm like, okay, I gotta give Halloween It's Halloween decor. I don't I don't mix max mix max mix match Halloween and Christmas. I know He has to put up with the grinch Oh Speaking of did you guys see I think it was South town Hired a Grinch and actually hired like that Grinch actually had like a service dog that was working with him And so it was in the Grinch. I was like what that's not I don't know if it was South town I know West Valley West Valley and we went inside my friends went and they showed me pictures of their kids.

I'm like wow Right by me and didn't get a My sister My sister just text me it was like a Thursday because it was like I can't remember One day I it was like we wanted to go see the Grinch and then the next day we wanted to do something else Christmassy, so I was like, okay. Well, let's go To the Grinch on Saturday early Dude, the Grinch gets there. I think at noon No to I think he got there at 2 and stays there till 6 I got there at Like 1 15. Oh there was already a line. Oh Was like and I got there before my sister I was like you guys are so lucky that I got here earlier than you My baby well I knew there was gonna be some sort of a line I didn't anticipate How long it was gonna be by the time even I got there?

We waited in line for an hour Like once he got there, so he got there too. We got to him by three So I was technically in line for like almost two hours Yeah, but it was for baby This year like well this year yeah, I was like next year. Oh, yeah this year I know I keep forgetting. It's already been a year. I know I kind of anticipating that happening because I feel like once Halloween is over everything just flies by because there's so much I'm like, okay.

Well 2026 is gonna be here tomorrow Cuz we're gonna fly through all of this other stuff But yeah, I loved the holidays. I love them. I'm a weirdo I even know a lot of stress though. I even loved when I used to work at Express. I even loved working during the holidays because I loved helping people and I loved The music that played all day I just didn't and I had been there so long that I could choose like Not to close.

I'm like as long as I'm not closing and cleaning up the store. I'll be here as long as you want me I will say I was sad when you quit that job No, I don't think so they might online I don't know but it's not a recently with the last like Yeah, yeah the store that's there love their clothes They're pretty expensive though. They're like, oh Geez, I can't remember. I Want to say it starts with an A, but I could be absolutely wrong But they're like nice clothes How does Stacie feel about the holidays? I'm kind of in the same boat the holidays are kind of Weird They're not weird with with my son because as we discussed my ex and I are best buddies still so like we share very well, but We have to split everything so you know like it's kind of annoying to figure out it's hard sometimes You know like this year for 2025 we had All the kids the first part of Christmas But then on Christmas Day we swap and then we don't have them the rest of the break And so like it's like totally kidless totally good looks for like a week.

Yeah, and I don't like it. Yeah, and So you're like trying and on the flip side. So this year in 2026 We won't have them until Christmas Day and then we'll have them the last week so like you're kind of cramming everything, you know into a Really short amount of time, you know, we've got thank goodness my family and my husband's family. We do everything together So his parents are divorced as well and they do all of their family parties together, which is beautiful Same thing that we do right so that at least makes the family party situation less crazy Because we're not doing you know my mom his mom his dad, you know Like well at least it's just you know a couple parties, but you know, it's like hey we have the boys these six days Cram it all in Yeah, and that can be hard and I much prefer having them on Christmas morning in 2024 I just remember sobbing, you know Christmas Eve Cuz it you know, I had had my son up until he was 10. I had him every Christmas Eve and then at 10 I felt like being nice and shared But You know It was the nice thing to do right but like it's hard It's hard to you know not and we only have one still that believes in Santa Claus still the other two don't So like that changes the dynamic to you know, and there's not too many more years where we're gonna have any that do And so it's just I think the traditions still stand.

Oh sure strong and it's my favorite time of year. Don't get me wrong it just is it's also an emotional time just because you know, we only get our kidlets for a short amount of time and you want to make it as special and magical as you Can and I protect that time. Yeah pretty heavily. Yeah, do you have them? Do you have the kids help you decorate is that oh, yeah 100% and we do it.

Oh, yeah first they have the dead we put up the tree. That's And if it's not that November 1st, it's the next weekend. We have them I Yeah, that's what I did too. It's a whole it's a whole thing. We have all of the recipes we make we have all of the cookies We do we have Texas trash that we make Oh my gosh checks mix me and baby went over to my sisters this year and we made pizzels because my sister finally They're not pancakes Sorry, they look like they're flat Yeah, they're like fit thin flat with designs on them Yeah, we've I've cuz my I used to make it with my grandma every year every year I would go over there first thing in the morning like 830 we'd Get our batter going pour ourselves some wine Put on Christmas music and make the cells and Italian cookies all day And ever since she moved to Mesquite because she has the pizzeria we haven't made themselves and my sister Got a pizzeria iron Not last year so not 2025 I think it was 2024 because our aunt one of our aunts passed and Like a great and and our cousin let us come over and like Just go through they had like a cell and then they were like come but and that's where I got like all my milk glass and some like really pretty crystal bowls and Glasses and my sister.

I do not know how I missed it because I went through the house before she did and She found the pizzeria maker. I was like What? So we made pizzerias this year and it was fun and baby helped she Loved it. Yeah Like and that's the best part right? You know, you're passing these traditions on and yeah, you know it's just you know, it's just it's just an it's emotional, you know, and I'm you know, you referenced it already Jamie like you're thinking of the people that you know used to be here that aren't here now And it's just a very emotional time.

Yeah, I'd not to think about it Yeah, it's weird cuz they're just they were part of it and now they're missing. Yeah, right Well, my mom was the one who always made Christmas Extremely special like that's why I love it to this day and I would hate to not have it feel so special still like I do it to like remember her but also to like I do it for her because I know like She if she was here she would you know, I want it to feel how it did when she was here. Mm-hmm I will say my husband does make me feel better when I'm putting all this effort into decorating our house I'm like, okay. No one no one cares like it's just me that cares and I love it like it makes me happy and like it makes our house feel like even cozier than yeah, and He'll like just sit there and it will be just watching something or like having dinner. It's quiet.

He'll look over me Things are making our house so magical like Here I don't do that. He's like you do though like So cute Probably not He probably wants it he was gonna say he loves the holidays like Christmas is one of his favorite times every time of year like he But no, I don't think he put in the effort to like It's go like oh, he helps me. It's not like I'm just doing it by myself and he's just like the fuck are you doing? It's just not his thing Mm-hmm, but just pretty normal I think with Most guys bachelors. Mm-hmm.

No really There because they're never home. They're always like going to their parents or going somewhere like they're never like They're solo apartment or so little room or whatever Like even his old roommates like they didn't really decorate in fact I've inspired them over the years to like even make their house more Like them because it's very like simple or plain and now like they're adding like an I don't know an accent wall or something Well Stephanie's inspired me I feel like I'm gonna channel my inner Alison and do it black wall somewhere in my house I did do about a black bathroom, but I think it needs to it needs to spread We're gonna do an accent black accent wall in the oldest boys bedroom Oh these days. Oh we get our new bedroom furniture this weekend. Oh Nice called adulting when you get excited about It is but when it's like nice stuff or like you're sick of your stuff you're yeah, it's very I got a new mattress like a split king and we just haven't had like a headboard or anything and we've had like dresser nights, you know, I really match like So it's nice that like we're gonna have and it's white which is the funniest thing ever Thank you soy this We just don't say anything Just kidding You could be a guest Okay, Banna boy before wine Cabin it's you got me one. I drink it her and I drink one and then Then it's I did good.

Yeah, I'm gonna need to take a picture and say the left out. I need to try whatever I haven't tried this yet. I just went to the wine store chug chug it just hitting No, I just went to the wine store and picked out a couple bottles. There was this one and another one I was like literally debating between similar to this. That's a different type, but I didn't was it like a black label with gold Oh wait, you're not done yet That's that's pretty there I got another one that was like a cab saw and it was It's like it was like a black label with gold and I Decided to give that one to you because you love cab coffee and then I got this other Spanish one that was like Organic grapes like they had this whole beautiful like label like you untie it And you can take off the label and it tells you all this stuff I think it was like 30 bucks for the bottle and We drank it on New Year's Eve and Well, we didn't fully drink it Mine is too but that was that it was not that good My partner or I did not neither of us liked it that much I was very disappointed.

I was like I For 30 bucks and like how they like hype up the wine and That's I don't try to go off the presentation all the time or the label or whatever But like just how they talked about it. I was like, this has got to be good. It's organically grown they don't use chemicals because of the region blah blah blah, so it's almost like Mendoza good like Mendoza supposed to be like a perfect region They don't use chemicals it's organically grown like when I drink that stuff I never get a headache like it's just amazing Something please. Oh, it's like I thought I said the name I would do that. I have something to add Oh, well, let's try all the conversation for a moment and then we'll anyway, so I thought it would be similar to like Mendoza and it was I was very I won't buy it ever again.

But let's let's try this your turn So, um, I'm officially watching let's we're not getting too far off the holidays but in my holiday break that I Where I didn't have children the last half I'm finally watching Schitt's Creek We're running the podcast now we need to go fall asleep every time you watch it so then watch it by yourself So many times that's all I could think about while you were telling the story I love her and that's why you guys need to watch her in all the other movies. I told you about She looks really good when her and like David are trying to find good wine and they keep mixing and they're like This might be the best of all They're like wait, where was that one? I haven't gotten to that yet. Oh Okay, that's okay. I did get to the part where they were like I Like red wine I'm done yet, but I think I'm in season three.

That's all I could think about Actually, I forget what it was but so leading up to it What's his bucket did you say weeding up to it weeding up to it Anyway, so leading up to the herber Eberlinger like David's watching baseball with his partner He's staying with them and he's trying to be so nice He's like, oh, I was just here for the pizza and he's asking all these questions and then his mom comes in Moira and she's like, oh What is this gentleman's evening that you guys are having and basically they rehearsed She was gonna come in and like talk about like her I just got an offer to do this wine commercial and I have no one to go with it's such a shame And he was Patrick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was like clearly you guys rehearsed this please go.

Please go with her Oh, I wouldn't want to miss watching baseball. Yeah I Like that similar like with a Coworker they wanted me to come in and like take him out of like some meeting and it was very horribly rehearsed They didn't need to be there any longer, but they didn't want to like just leave and so they wanted like I need it There's an emergency emergency. Gotta have it I gotta go. Yeah, I had like completely forgot into like oh crap I was just to go get them like five minutes ago. And so they're like flustered and pissed and I come in away There's a I need you I didn't even say what I was gonna I was like there's if you can get if you can leave I need you walked out.

I was like Like it doesn't matter I'm flustered I need you Literally, it was so horribly rehearsing me. It was not first unfortunately But it reminded me that you guys just reminded me Have a great team But see I knew that we always do that's why I was like let's not go far from all I could think about was I don't think she said his name once. I don't think she did. I think that's the best part of the whole thing She's just getting more drunk She's in our trailer this is awful give me some more We can't deny that we've done that Been like it's fine. It's not gonna kill me Yeah, another glass, please I know right there except for except for except for that nasty It was mafia I think all we opened all three bottles you guys got there.

Yeah. Yes. Okay I couldn't remember if there was more than one of that particular brand and if we just cuz sometimes they do get court and I mean, yeah, but they didn't taste court. They tasted like oh this was on purpose Yeah, this was a choice and it was not a good one. It's quite just well, I mean, maybe it's kind of janky Is that a negative word?

Can I use that word? I? Did learn you guys and I feel so bad because I'd use this term for ever. I know is racist Against gypsies Should have known that but I did it and I found out like within the last few months and I'm like, oh Yeah, my god, I've been using and I had no idea and I feel so bad now I just now I know spreading the word but yeah, it's Don't I mean it's not a thing here in the States but everywhere else specifically in Europe don't say spaz Which I say all the time don't be a spaz. I say it's all my cats their spaz I know it is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person in the Don't say that No, good to know.

Okay. Yeah, I'm Europe. They're gonna be like, excuse me, and I thought they were joking I mean rightfully so I'm American they were Joking so just another FYI spreading the word It's not wild but like just so many terms that we just don't even think about I Mean now that I know I'm like gypped gypsy. I could have put the two and two together. Yeah, but you don't why would you though?

Yeah well in like the scenario where you use the term gyps like you're Short-changed you're like so they're making fun of gypsies like stealing money from you like I believe could have They really thought I probably Put it together a little sooner but I did We're all wiser now because of it But I just I love that he's the one that corrected me and told me I was like, oh my god but thank you for telling me like we were raised by racist people because you know me it's that generation of Say we're all wider now That's not what I said like whiter or wider I mean our knowledge is a little wider wiser Word I said you did But my my mind said whiter before you even said wiser We were meeting the wider. No, we're a little bit more. We're a little bit more less weight Have another class Let's have some Alone time. Well, I was gonna say I was gonna say talking is speaking of the wine How is it wine introvert extrovert Tip your waitress, you know, I actually really I actually really love this like the fact that we are all getting together in January like we're not trying to force like a Middle of I love seeing you in the holidays too But like sometimes it can be just like uber uber uber stressful because it's just like it's like one more thing Yeah, one more thing. And it's great, right?

It's great to see everybody and yeah I think that's kind of why we're like loosey goosey around like the holidays. It's like yeah if we can We will if we can't No, big right, but like having this like in January on the calendar like this was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, this will be Good towards end ish of January. Oh We got all the thingies going trying to figure our shit out for some more for you guys guys We're doing it for you. We're trying to have a better quality and for you people You people You folks humans and pet.

I'm sorry. I'm not gonna expose my age, but That was used to for the term for everybody in the room But I know so yeah like that Yep, so I think that's a good introvert extrovert down thing I took myself to get a massage After the week after Christmas smart, I had a gift card that I hadn't used for like a year I got last Christmas. I know I have a gift card. I need to use but it's like That so I had my baby My baby. Oh Lick it There's another thing I gotta say but it's Continue not That's something you don't want to talk about Just kidding We can sideline it for a moment.

Yeah, since it's on top of your mind. Um It's just another way to wind down yeah wine or wine up so in in the state of Utah we have a hockey club It's called the mammoth hockey team. Yeah That was the most like Canadian way to describe that we have a hockey team with a with a hockey club. Yeah Because that's what they're called what they're called like overseas instead of hockey teams or hockey clubs I just think it's funny. That was very like Manchester like I'm like we have a club What is she gonna say, I know I know we have a hockey team, but what is this hockey club?

Can I be in it? I don't want to be in it. But what is it? Yeah, no, we we really enjoy hockey and my husband loves it And so he actually got to go to the game last night, which is why I heard it was So fun, they actually were on TV I'll show you they went into overtime So much better than the Grizzlies because every time we would go to our Grizzlies game it was like Level for hockey cool, so it is actually very good very fun No, do they still have some Grizzly members? No Grizzlies are like compared to the B's so no, it's a 1a school versus like a 5a school I didn't know that I didn't know that much about hockey.

Yeah, I realized I know Grizzlies players I'm sorry if that was a really bad analogy, but they know but that's very local and true So that you may see team or people from up into that But you're never gonna see like a whole team just like but anyway, thank you. Oh, he loved it He had so much fun. His mom got tickets and so they were on row 10. Whoa, it was like Well, it was crazy sauce, but there's apparently this thing and they should have run it through their marketing department at least once 15 year old did it but they didn't so, you know University of Utah you Sandy God my husband was telling me about their so chants There is a tusks up and this is what they do First of all who the fuck's doing that? Second of all people get really excited when they're on the the jumbotron So like kids will do this and they just start going like this.

Oh god Oh, so my husband looked at the guy sitting next to me. He's like dude cuz the guy had season tickets He's like, what is that about? Okay. Let's I don't know our viewers who can't see us So make sure your 90s kid the hang loose Put your thumbs against your teeth with pinkies up in the air trying to write where your Tusks, okay call that tusk up, but if you Pull a Donald Trump and start double cranking your double fisting to your mouth and if you drop your thumbs all of a sudden you have circles with your pinkies up and So word your mouth but not doing doing that on the jumbotron like the kids are just dancing right, you know They're having fun So that's deep-throating the wine bottle Yeah, my game last week and he saw it music He told me he's like the new thing is tusks up I'm like, okay, he's like no but think that you and I'm like I'm trying to like yeah And he's like, I don't know any like does it I was like I don't ever do that I was just like no like someone in marketing shouldn't so it turns out apparently they're not like, you know on the jumbotron Like defense right they're not doing tusks up anymore because it seems like maybe they're trying to step back Don't why why are we Why or or it seems like everybody on the board is potentially LDS and did not see Alternatives right so then like other people on the board Marketing those this season ticket holder. He's like I'm 50 I should have seen that and my husband's like I mean, yeah I should have and he's like, uh, so then every time they showed up for the rest of the game He just hit his leg.

He doesn't know this guy from anywhere. I was like Yeah, so You know anyway That's I don't do that don't don't don't tusks up don't tusks up Don't do it. I was like give it a trunk like I'm all for that better. I'm better It's better Better than a beat. I mean no one is gonna be like that's what I'm working with like it's more like this than this like no like Right.

No one is working with an arm Okay We're just gonna like off track this entire podcast episode I went and saw 24 years later and by went and saw I saw it in my living room So I don't know why I said what I went to the app open the app you Went down to my couch I don't know what this is or is it 28 years late 28. Sorry. Okay, is it the show or Yeah, what was it? Like what do you call that? Like Everyone becomes Zombie Yeah zombies not really the right turn because I think they they went a different way they're just zombie esque So it's very apocalyptic post pocket.

I was looking for Oh, it was a positive world or like there's an infection that went around Like basically the walking dead got their whole fucking storyline and idea from 20 but they made they made a 28 days later 28 weeks later and Then a 28 years later That came out I think end of 2024 like gosh, it's pretty freakin new, but we're watching it. I Have seen so much unsolicited Male genitalia last four months Every fucking show or movie I'm watching I'm like, oh, there's a beta. Thank you I'm actually happy about that. So at least it's not boobs boobs are way better to look at It was so uneven for so many years So I'd rather see some junk and be like that's right boobs are bad boobs are bad boobs are bad Where's the men time? I thought just to make it fair.

I don't need to look at it in 28 years later had the biggest long Was it his leg? Because it said it's in his arm. He's naked running like From behind you have to say no, they were full frontal and I'm not kidding you the size of this wine bottle. No, they should I have questions. It's still not an arm.

I Yeah, it wasn't harsh and I'm like I have a lot of like questions like are we okay? Like are we okay? He was I hope to key and I'm having to do like an interview and I don't know why I thought it was like The funniest interview because he was so embarrassed. He didn't know because everyone's On TV. It's not his it's prosthetic.

Oh for heaven's sakes. I was like That's we had silly and Murphy's like fucking little pinky dick in 28 days later, but you had to do a Gynormous prosthetic penis. Yeah, they had to go quite opposite Because they got To I don't like this poor man who was clearly embarrassed in this interview like faces like beet red And he's like ethnic so he's like tan and like darker skin and you could see the red just whoo Glowing from him. Like I don't want to be talking about this. Can we Literally anything else politics religion anything else anything then the fact that that's not my penis And people are disappointed about that.

Um, I Would be honestly happy Yeah Like he was like he's probably like on a wall of penis prosthetics like you see like a minute black when they walk in It's just guns lying. He's like I'll take that one. That was good. That was good. Can we make it more ethnic though?

It's a little pale. Okay Okay, cool. Can I paint it? The friends episode where Monica's trying to like make Joey like a rat because he told everyone he was on I really like the same penis. I'm like can't answer my size Like what's happening right now he's auditioning for like a authentic Italian male role and he's Obviously not authentic everywhere.

Um, and so she's helping him make things and she does like salami And like him and like having this episode the putty worked So off mid interview, but see again a choice So Italians are just all circumcised. Is that what you're saying? Normally they're they're not There oh so he was circumcised and he needed to look on Okay, I'm sorry. He said that he was a true authentic Italian man and they were like, oh well We'll need to do a full frontal leg just to see just to make sure you fit the image we're going for He's like, okay And so that's a good friend here. Let me help you Oh Okay, I don't know why that just remind you guys have all seen bad moms, right?

Oh, yes Oh the Christmas one First one like coming out of my jacket. Oh my god. I yeah watch it So one of the moms doesn't know because she's never been with someone who's uncircumcised and so one of the other bad moms is trying to explain and So her friend in the middle is wearing a hoodie She's like, okay This puts her hoodie on zips it all the way up and like just like pushes the material Chris was it Kristen Bell's like face she's like She's just so like descriptive about it I'm like There's no lie. Like yeah, that's exactly what it's like. You got to kind of like prep it you gotta find it and then There you go.

There it is Unless it's always prepped. I mean I never got hella gay I had to kind of like where are you? The first time like I was like so What's happening here It would be really weird I mean like I said total mood I don't think we'd be friends because Yeah, I just like I'm looking down like I don't see I didn't find you help me. Could you? I mean he laughed when I said like that.

Well, he's probably used to it because it's unusual here We were also really drunk. So yeah, it was probably much more funny Like dropped out into the whole like Captain Morgan's hit you I'm like what what am I looking at? Dude we go into the bathroom and put something on Did you put ham over I Have a feeling that I had a friends episode like playing the back of my head. I'm like [REDACTED] is that see one? See I've only seen one I couldn't all look like okay.

Well, it's really funny I couldn't tell you what he looked like everywhere else. So I think my entire Focal point Was just Jane did on his uncircumcised I don't even remember he was like a brunette Like it was kind of a dark room so he could have been pasty white or dark like You're like I forgot what you looked like Sorry, what's happening? I could probably describe but you know, it would be like a really good compliment You're like, I can't remember what you look like, but I remember your penis I had a good time. He's probably like, oh, thanks. Seriously leave it to us to go from Christmas to Welcome to our podcast Warn everybody we did I find it pleasurable very much so so that's all I have to say It's not that I Was very Different to be honest, no, there is no different.

I mean the prep like I said, you know, that's why I'm telling you Yeah, if it's always prepped Again, we're not always lucky. So the guy does that part for you. So you're talking about no way. This is just ready to go Not a visual I wanted right now Your partner you guys are talking about it I cannot interject at some point With there's some negative things to say I have I have very positive things to say about it I don't have any negative It's just unusual because the majority of people here are yeah circumcised. So yeah different it is different like Especially when you do come across it.

It's like, oh my god. I I have not I'm not mentally ready for this I don't know The other part is like health books don't have it that way either. Yeah, yeah, I'm Lee show it circumcised Well, at least in the US and you that's what I meant. Yeah, so here like that's what you see I'm recently it's actually been a topic layer are like men who want their foreskin back Yeah, like it's supposed to create more of a sensation Like it's supposed to have more. Yeah.

I wish I had known about It being not necessary when I had my boys because I thought that it was just a requirement you had to do it So I just I had them do it to my kids. I and I went pissed at myself It was really so I saw not a real life I saw a simulation of a surgery being done it seems like so extensive like Sorry, you're about to say there are health benefits There are so every nurse that I know has I mean I Sees her to keep clean. That's why there's lots of health benefits in that regard It's not to say you can't keep it clean But that's why because dudes are not normally the cleanest creatures So it helps keep it clean hygienic and that's that's the main way But you also do have to wait like you do need to pull back the skin 100% Yeah, yeah, but like for a Non Kid though I can see There's just you can get a lot of infections, especially when they're little like that just that there's health benefits to it That's why it exists, right? And see I think it would be kind of awkward as a parent if you didn't circumcise them now thinking on it It might cause psychological issues for your kid because you're like constantly cleaning it for them You know what I mean? I don't know they know how yeah, right?

Yeah, um So like there's there's I don't know there's pros and cons But what I always heard was you have the son match the dad Which is probably why which is so that when they see theirs that matches dad so they don't feel not confusing So that's that's what that's that makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah, that's what we did. Yeah Do you want to know? Think it's speaking of like dad, you know son matching dad Do you want to know what my daughter said to me?

A few hours ago Let's hear it on my swim lessons last night and so like she's young I still shower with her Like we still shower together But I know you still didn't come by my house. I know I was probably walking in the park at that moment And we could have said hello. Oh, she had her binoculars everything. There's Aubrey. No her swim Right now we're at 7 p.m.

I was probably walking in the park. Oh You'd be like at home like no with kids or dinner or something Okay next time I'll let you know, okay, cuz I Yeah, anyway so lessons so we're getting ready to get in the shower You know you get in the shower fully naked And at this one place at home. Okay. Oh nice clarification, I don't I mean fair no, it is a fair question and I'm like She's on the toilet Pooping so I'm standing there outside of the shower waiting for her because I help her wipe her butt Most of the time we're still learning to make sure that it's clean my niece yelled at me. Stephanie.

I did it And her mom's cooking yes, yes she does That was a fun experience for me Anyway, you're so kids, but I'm just standing there just waiting for her and she's looking at my bejay and she's like Nice hair mom nice hair on your vagina. Well Thank you I'm sure how to respond to this new compliment for me. Thank you And then she's like, oh there's there's another one that I'm gonna tell you about and wait there's more there is I Mean aside from one another one that I'm about to say she's like and then she's looking at her peepee Right and she saw and I mean she has peach fuzz everywhere. So there's hair on mine, too We're twins and I'm all okay. Well Not please don't say that in school Yeah, yeah But then we're in the shower and I always stand like directly under the water and I usually let the bath fill up so she can still like play with her toys and and whatever and I usually have the water like a little bit warmer than what she likes it hitting me and then that way the tub gets warm for her too and she so we have like two cups and then her toys and she always likes to play with the cups and the toys and plus they help me like bathe her and She sometimes likes to put them at the bottom of my boobs because the water like drips off, but then she's like I'm getting milk from the cow I'm like, oh my god, stop Now I feel weird get away You did milk You did get milk I did but I'm not a cow And they are milkless now So yeah other things she has said to me recently kids are great kids are super They tell it how it is Well, what else yeah we need to talk I mean we were Initially talking about whining down we were talking about introvert extrovertness and okay So how many of us I feel like over the years I've become more introvert I Like I still have my extrovert moments and I still Can extrovert it up?

Mm-hmm But I feel like I have more days now that I'm like kind of like so the the test that they normally put out there is How ask yourself how you? Get energy Regenerated within you. Yeah, do you get energy? Regenerated by being with people does that fill you or do you get more energy regenerated when you're alone doing something? It turns on a day.

I am an introvert extrovert. It also depends on the people is there like a term for that? Yes, it's not always depends on the people for me. Yes for you. Yeah, but like an extrovert is no they just need people Yeah, yeah.

No. Yeah, there's also an actually I Couldn't figure out what it was called again. Yeah, I think co vid Changed a lot of people a lot of me a lot of people. Um, I used to think I Was really introverted. I cannot Know I'm definitely fucking not I'm very much in the middle.

Yes. I'm with you the older yet the less like I just If I'm gonna be extroverted I'm gonna be extroverted with like the right people you're selectively extra Yes, I'm selectively. Yeah, I do get a lot of energy hanging with people like that. I care about you want to see Yes, is like I go to a concert and there's people people laying around me. No No, I think that's the difference because I don't know you and if you're younger than me here They don't extroverts are like that's why I'm like and I will I will people it up up in this joint That's how I used to be With you and you and you this is the latest concert I went to There was a guy in front of me vibing and there was a band in front of it was that story of the year Mm-hmm before them it was census fail And I like since it's fell but like I know like two other songs and then the rest don't kind of sound the same That's just my opinion of them and this guy really vibing hardcore But could not stand one space and he kept like backing up And at one point I was just kind of like trying to be nice so I'm like it's a concert I want him to have a good time like he's not bothering me He's just like he's kind of getting in the first space on intention like he's not aware So I'm just gonna like pushing him It's a little bit like like he's like bumping into somebody and like bumping back like I'm not like get away from me Mm-hmm slowly pushing and I felt so bad and I went to the restroom and apparently he came back by my husband was like I didn't bother her did I was like Like now you just hang out you're part of my crew No, Kovac very much made me aware that I mean socialization No, I don't think I'm a true extrovert because like I said, I it's so selective But I do need a little bit of socialization I'm definitely get mine's more so home.

Yeah, yes. Yes, like I enjoy going to the office Yes, and I don't know if that would really change the fact that I am I could be part introvert like just cuz I want to enjoy space doesn't mean I need to see I want to see people I just want to get I enjoy getting out to people watch Yeah, but nothing. Yeah, that's not into that. I know interacting with I know it should be in the mix or personally dude I love people watching Like I just I'm just curious. I just like I'm like you think like what do they do?

we're just a really good like and Like over the years I've been trying to be less and less judgmental too like cuz I know that's just kind of you know Human to be like so judgmental and that's what I try not to do like you see somebody Who might look gangster, but I mean, I mean honestly Be like they're gangster, but also like I don't want to automatically judge like That they're a piece of shit You know like that what if they're nice what if they're you know, what if they're this and so like that? I don't know. That's kind of how I'm just trying to be nicer not so much judgmental, but also really fun to like people watch I am just curious and that's I love like all the you know psychological shows and I'm just very curious like why For sure why people do what they do You know like why are you doing this? I just don't get I don't get how People can follow that there was someone in like France that was like some It just popped up on my tech talk like I'm not following them by any means But the whole video is in France and they're like just following watching those and then they just kind of stopped. There's like And you know they said fucking American.

I Don't know what they said in French, but you know, that's what they said. We're in the camera round in Just this guy with his big ass America great again red hat gross in France You know what? There's a guy who you know his ego is big as the room. I may have sent this to you guys on Instagram So there's a guy it's fine. There's a guy who trained the neighborhood crows To take off red hats So he like started feeding them on his fence and then he started putting a hat over it and they were smart so they would Figure out pull the hat off so they get the food Yeah, so anytime they saw a mega hat it would go to that person and take the hat Looking for a treat.

Yeah, dude. I love that You don't have to be with crows I mean, they're smart. They bring you gifts you give them a gift. They'll bring you again here Like I haven't seen any close by I mean parks and golf courses right here. It's weird More Mac pies, oh god, I hate my place.

I need to change my attitude on them, but they're so mean Times Mac pies attacked tank in our backyard. They seriously like dove down and tried to get a dive bomb. I Was seriously I would be mad too. We had paintball guns and like we would shoot at him because they were attacking our dog Sure, I'm cats like, you know, they are not nice or mean If if they were nice, maybe if you could train them, that would be a different story But I don't know do not like Mac pies. They are not my favorite bird.

They're not my favorite. All the other birds are Turmics, but but sweaty for some reason I'm on my period. Oh, yeah, there's that gross. Yeah for me I should normalize. I don't even want to stand up right now That's fine.

Hmm. You don't have to they are plastic chairs. So they are washable. That's good. I'll just clean this It's gonna be thing on its head.

Yeah Yeah, okay The hose what's that? What's the greens scrubbing bubbles couldn't find the name of it like oh, it foams up I think ours is yellow. But yes It's white foam green can Okay, but maybe it's cuz it's old I've had it for a while Well, I think they have like I always loved the little scrubbing bubble. They are pretty cute guys Brushes yeah, and they would always like Yes, they do sell that they also still feel comet the only thing that gets my kitchen or my sink super clean That's the abrasive power rate. Okay.

No, sorry. I can't I cannot interject in all of these horrible cleaning supplies My sink that well and I would healthy we can use porcelain We can't even use seventh generation anymore because they're not because they're bad. They got bought out. Yeah, I don't like that But sprouts sells seventh generation Well, I don't know I would have to read about seventh generation just because they got bought out I Don't know if they changed the ingredients That is one thing our sound guy when Jamie and I were prepping our stuff It's like you guys should do more singing on your podcast. I was like, I don't think he's like I heard you saying it was good I think you were you were drunk listening to our episode He doesn't drink I'm seeing every every single episode something Yeah, there's always some kind of melody.

I will do something. I love it. Should we all sing a Christmas song? Singing happy birthday I cannot get the pitches right. Oh my god It was my second child's birthday on Wednesday And so we had his birthday party on Tuesday like we sang we forgot cake first of all We forgot cake that I missed a cart a cake from Provo prior to us like getting but yes I did because they had a caramel cake and god damn it.

They were the only ones that had a caramel cake Damn, I was cheap. It was $17 for like a It's fun, um Anyway, I'm around the right I'm like no one wants to sing and I of course will and always will sing and everyone's just like Okay, but have you heard I forget what the choir was but they actually sang happy birthday like in tune and the whole time I'm like I don't know. I don't know they're real. I maybe wasn't a car Maybe was a group of people but like it was the most beautiful like they were all in here versus a group of people who are like Favorite note of the day So bad In the song The soprano where they're saying like to whoever it is. Mm-hmm, and then you do the higher pitch Birthday, and it's just it's awful.

It always just kind of started you can start low. You know I don't even I even changed it. I know Yeah Well, and then I always at the end and the next birthday we're doing that I always do And scooby-doo on Channel two Yes My mother-in-law does that and has for many eons Maybe yeah, is a trendsetter. Mm-hmm. I mean we did the what was the Batmobile Got away and Joker Yeah, no Joker got away Joker Batmobile lost a wheel and no and Joker got away Thank you, I did say that no there is another And it was something something smells like monkeys something about like No Remember when we were in Florida on that family vacation like [REDACTED] My husband sorry, my husband taught his whole family He sent them out lyrics of the birthday song that my dad like taught me and like his parents have taught like so It's a good traditional but they didn't sing it right because like he didn't really know how to see it So they're all just like reading They're like I'm crying but I'm laughing so I got this is But it's like say using the happy birthday song and then it's like our song our family song I call it my family song.

It's like a song that's like that generation I think like 50 60s generation and they just got passed down but they're just reading it sight reading it like I just saw all of them like collectively like reach for their phone then just But once each year so we sing this message clear Okay, you guys That's cute There is one that was like the birthday but it was like as kids we're something about Monkeys. Yes monkeys were in there smell was in there you guys I'll find it later We'll find you telling me as a kid I'm in the birthday song was over no one was like me me me me me with their little extra little like no Yeah, riff. That's what I'm trying to figure what our riff was The riff now it seems kind of boring. Oh la la cha-cha-cha pizza. Oh, come on be more creative.

Okay, this is why During this time a month words Take a village You know what I'm trying to say I have a meeting today. Can you guys come along? Yes Brothers when they're interviewing together, I think oh hi there miss lady. I think I have this Pam Pam situation handled With two ends My god, I love that Yes The singing you sound awful, oh she's fucking What was it no sweet child of mine Didn't even practice what is this? What am I paying for?

And like her sad face like When the brothers She's like exploded she's Loved her forever My husband is watching that series. I've never seen it. It's good and he didn't believe me So I watched it by myself and now he's like, why didn't you make me watch this with you? This is good. I'm like listen, I need you to stop doubting that I'm always right because guess what?

I'm always right Trust Said what I said, so is it Alice? Agatha Oh in the show Watch my mouth watch my mouth I Never realized that Adam Scott was in so many things before he was in severance. Yeah, he's in so many things He's good too I first saw him in this like HBO It's not called HBO Say HBO show it is where it is HBO show but it's like that's not what it's called, but I was like I see HBO in my mind So like it's not even on HBO. It's I think it might still be it's an old show from Oh, okay, they can't make up their minds so super It was very twisted It's all about like You follow like these four couples which I love that kind of a show like where you're kind of like seeing how they're always just But like his story is like super sad It's just a set I'll find it I'll find it and send it to you. Yes.

I'd like to be depressed It was a good one, it's a good one, but it's very depressing madam web There's two doors. Wow. He's in what the good place Crampus MIDI Hot tub time machine Leap year Loot he's the husband in the loot. That's a good one Let's get back to introvert extrovert time because I just want to talk about this like relax time or your own time like One thing that I because we talked about cleaning so I kind of just I used to love Cleaning like it but it was like my own time because I love how the house just fills afterwards Oh, yeah, but it's also something I do when I'm pissed Like get the fuck out of the house. Yep, great clean.

I have to clean. Yeah Isn't that weird? Yeah rage cleaning though. Like it just does something to you It really does because you get out so much energy and you're just like I think it's cuz it's something you can control And it normally happens when there's something we can't but also think about like because you have a clean bedroom you feel Calmer, right? So you clean your house It can create the same emotion afterwards.

My house is clean. It's put away. I Feel so much better. Mm-hmm for sure. I Told Bill has been over the weekend.

I was like my mood is Absolutely attached to how much stuff is on the counter. Oh for sure 10 billion percent right now my house Definitely should be vacuumed but oh my house is not to be a Debbie Downer, but So like just cluttered like I have way too many clothes. I was telling Jamie this the other day I have way too many fucking clothes. We should do a clothing exchange Girl just come over and take what you want. All I won't realize what's gone Like I have that many fucking clothes I took all of my clothes put it in a pile and I'm going through like cleaning things that I know just been in bins So they probably have a moth smell to them But now I'm just like I I have nowhere to put all of these clothes and they've just been in like crevices and bins and just stuffed seriously, and it is giving me so much anxiety get on it on social media and organize a clothing exchange That sounded like too much work I thought you guys were just gonna come over.

I mean we could do that. Take it away. Yeah, there's a bunch of shit My fans though that want to wear our clothing we might have some stalker fans that want to wear open I'm charging for that shit You Believe we mark it I go from some socks some pants Shirt, how much am I gonna sell a pair of underwear for? That was said this is the lodge of our only fan We do some feet I Like okay, I'm out where do I have fun? Why do I where do I sign the contract to get out of this podcast?

Just the only fans Yeah That's definitely around the whole yeah close because we should I will come over if you want me to I would love to look At your stuff because we do we do share things nicely you That was one of my favorite part about the last girl's trip Trying on the same dress I know you guys were like Well, no, but like some of the dresses are like it's supposed to be like even more cropped than it is on me And it's like a full drum like no it looks much cuter Okay, right It's just cuz I'm a giraffe Nothing fits me Everything's a shirt I know I think there was like a dress that was like mid-length on me. I was like do you want this? It's a shirt, I mean I do but I don't think I like you could wear it is a shirt With a tight dance or something like I mean that would be kind of fun doing like a Next podcast or not next but a podcast idea where we host like a flea market type event And get to see some of our things. Yeah, and then proceeds can go to our favorite No, I'm like Our our three fans Let's we're gonna be optimistic our three family members that listen to this podcast all the real ones We're gonna tell it that we're gonna have millions of viewers by the end of the year and then we're gonna drink it so in 2027 we're gonna do a flea market Save the date I'm just gonna pick a random date That's the day That's okay TTT flea market it'll be of the four of us are sound guy and maybe our family members Hey, it's just another day to hang Yeah Make me do it in the summer so we could do like a barbecue outside with a good old porch panther Something sad about me getting older hmm I Cannot have to me already knows I can't drink chilled white and rosé especially rosé without getting massive heartburn That's what I'm saying It's developed a few months the other day like pounds and Tums or some prilis egg prior I'm gonna try Unchilled cuz they were like that could be a side of like oh, maybe try it as you I love that or just stop drinking Was when I was like I don't like that one. You're funny come again.

Nope try again um Do you know what's good for heartburn? black seed oil Black seed oil sorry what is that? What is it? Oh god? Where do you get that?

That's what I've been trying to say the last two times anything that's black is hard to find I mean it's not flat garlic black Sesame seeds I cannot find them You can get a Amazon at Costco I don't love it, but I know I can find it there, and it is organic But it was really funny because I woke up in the middle of the night To read you have to read all of the things If I'm gonna be buying it, and I want to make sure it's organic I'm gonna read it that I had well I woke up so the medication that I was on I stopped it for obvious reasons I'm not telling anybody cuz I like secrets Um I wasn't drinking as much so I'm like okay. Maybe it's the alcohols just I'm not used to drinking as much I'm not eating as much like maybe I really should just take a break But I just I love rosé and I'm the only one in the house that really drinks it and so like every now And I'm like that's my wine down. That's my like me to me. I'll go and like I just want a really nice I love a rosé of chilled rosé like just oh so good I even put ice cubes in it to like water it down on my husband was like that's not a thing But you do you girlfriend. I'm like thank you.

I will So I was vibing I was feeling myself I even watched like a couple episodes of Tutors and I forgot how hot Henry Henry Cavill was music younger, so Horrible show by the way like as in like it's not Good the acting is abysmal, but beautiful people aren't it um I'm not kidding it went to bed I was already feeling kind of crampy. I was like oh, there's there's the wine like shouldn't drink so much But I don't care great night Woke up at like 2 in the morning and could not go back to sleep because I was just my whole chest felt like it was on fire like on fire And I couldn't even get comfortable like I went over to my loft My cordon straighters just like cuddle up with me like why are we not in bed like what? Like I can't get I'm like hugging the pillow sitting up because I can't lie down like hey my life go buy some Hey guys Vera juice It doesn't taste good, but some of them do is good for your skin right some of you taste good I would rather get the just straight up don't add flavors because less shit in there But yeah, there's some of the whole foods that are really good. Well. It's good for you because it cools you down So if you're very pizza or sorry if you're very hot if you run hot Herbs or things to do internally really help cool down the heat I'm even talking like if you get angry like PMSing if you're angry Just mint aloe basil Cilantro delicious yes, I'm always like can I get extra?

Yeah, I will Is it because it tastes like so to you are you that it's just very strong I don't think that it tastes like so it's just I am go go gadget sense I I just go go bad like because that is a thing like people yeah who tend to hate the girl that sits nuts to Me at work. She just realized that she's one of the she's like. I didn't know it was a thing and I'm like Which is funny cuz my grandpa hated cilantro because it tasted like soap, but none of his kids got it Think I eat my weight in it if I could I had it in my so I could tell it was in my Salad last night when I went to Cafe Rio, and I didn't ask for cilantro, but you know It's a they add a little like sprig of it or two yeah I always tell them not to put it on there at the end and It must have just been because everything gets cross-contaminated or you're doing shit. Yeah anyway Well, and it's pretty well if you have a good egg I owe it a lot But there was like a really heavy you like a fresh hell, yeah But there was really a different taste in my salad I'm like what is that and I didn't like it and it I was like is it the cilantro is it now turning into Soap for me like it was weird I think you would notice it like if it like apparently the people who truly Have that like it does taste like they just took a bite out of a bar like you Fucking said a swear word and mom put some soap in your mouth. Yeah, yeah end of story I mean, I don't I've never eaten soap so don't brag that only happened to me twice Was that good of a kid dude?

All the time and she finally got pissed she started using liquid soap because she wouldn't do the bar anymore What did you call me go eat that soap I've never done my baby, so I got a new car seat for baby, and I was putting it together and She was playing on it and he upgrade to like a booster It's like a booster but with the back seat and you're supposed to still Yeah, I was very excited about it and now I'm extremely pissed because the straps are too tight Like I can't even buckle them. So I'm extremely pissed. I'm like Who the fuck did you build these straps for I can't I can't extend them. Maybe let me look at it Okay, anyway, so I'm building it She comes and sits on it and then she like pushes on the back and the back falls off and it like hits my hand And I was like I Said her name Loudly, I'm not gonna sit here and I was like, oh I was like like you can see the bruise a little bit right here I was like sorry, but she she ran off. I didn't know where she ran off to in the living room upstairs I don't know And I'm okay.

I'm still working on it and you're supposed to be able to like The headpiece you can move up and down and the instructions to grow shit And so it has this thing round thing on the back with like three screws and in the middle part It's like a blue thing with the screw and in the instructions It said pull and I'm like what the fuck do you mean pull so I take the screws out and I'm like This is not I'm pulling it's not fucking working And so I'm like I'm sitting on the booster seat and I'm doing this right trying to like pull it up I'm like, maybe it's just stuck and I'm trying to pull it and I'm just like Fuck And all of a sudden I hear a baby. She's all mom. You're not supposed to say fuck Myself and I was like You're right. Like sorry She's like I thought you said we don't say fuck and I'm all we don't Like we don't then why'd you say fuck? Stop saying fuck Mom got upset stop saying fuck Well, I didn't say that I was like stop saying it She's like she said it one more time I can't remember how but I could tell that she was kind of starting to like think it was funny She's like, I don't know.

She was just like you're not gonna say fuck anymore. Right and I'm just like Stop saying that I Thought she was upstairs and I'm like, it's just like mom I'm like I only said it cuz I thought you weren't an ear shot of what I was saying So that was fun, but I never I know we never do so I don't usually With those we don't do cilantro and yeah, I was gonna say with those car seats the boosters that have the extra I Would only just use the the seat belt instead of that's what I did today I but I've read things like if they're you know, the reason I don't want to use a seat belt is because Kids are still growing and if you get in an accident it can really Damage their bones put the seat belt through the back of the booster part the bottom So that that's sick table because if you just buckle them in without buckling in the actual seat Oh the seat still has the like system like the latch Things. Yeah, so I've latched those But buckling her like I want her to have the harness but It doesn't it and she wants that seat so badly She was to we took her I took her to swim lessons last night and I was she has her coat and I like Literally was like she's all it fits mom. Just I'm like this isn't too tight and she's like no, I'm fine and I'm like I'm like are you and I'm like trying to like move the things. I'm like, this is too tight and she's like it's fine Don't take the seat back and I'm like So I unbuckled her and I was like we're not doing this like where so I grabbed the seat belt and just did it You know over her waist and oh my god on the way home.

She's like, I love this and she's holding on to the front seat she's like Okay, well we don't do that and she's like looking out the car seat or window. She's like Like OMG, I can't with you right now if she can then she can I know but Please don't Funny yeah but Kittles are great off. Oh, you know we digress We were talking about cleaning we've here I love how like all of our topics always lead to ten other topics Sexual in some nature. Well, we did go back to penises. We did at one point Yeah, made a quick stop and took a left at some wine I Don't know why you listen right?

Yeah Okay, but so what do you bitches do to you? What's your favorite thing to wind down? What do you do or a couple of things? I don't know You might not have a one favorite thing masturbate Get it girl. Oh, yeah.

Okay. That's the surest fastest way for sure I mean if my husband's and then I just have sex. I feel like it'd be Masturbating you can't come in. I'm busy Partners around definitely that if not masturbate for sure. I love a good bubble bath.

Yeah I'm sorry. I don't fit in these. I know you don't Just my belly I can see Jamie's trying to squeeze in and she's like I Don't know me I am almost 6-2. So no we've talked about this. I know just in case we have new listeners Oh, yeah getting them right and left.

Yep Hey manifesting. This is true for you. Someone has to I think we're pretty fucking funny. We are We think we're funny people just need to find us We need to drop more episodes that's what we need to be more Consistently dropping active. Oh, yeah.

Oh my gosh. Are we gonna do a whole Minnesota accent? Oh God you suck Bubble bath it can even be not like a Minnesota but like a midwest I was gonna say Midwestern mom You could do like a what is Midwestern mom? Like she did a French one. I just want a good casserole Like I just want to know I have to be from the USA Has to be from the us.

I mean, that's more yes Yeah, it's like whatever it is It's in the us. Yeah You can do biastic You can if you want to be asked and I know too much like a minnesotan trying to say be asked in and I've asked it Okay, I know we have a bunch of readers like so you like to read I do to wind down I love to read in the bath Oh actually, so I just My husband and I did what you just finished the series didn't you or you started a series? I did. Oh the yes Sarah jmas Um Throne of glass series. We just finished really fucking sad amazing.

I'm still finishing court of thorns and roses Her sheet really does like right? very well for So like she wrote those books at different ages, so she wrote throne of glass and she was younger, but those books are like Devastating like there's not a whole lot of like spice in them But you really like I cry like I had to put the book down and be like I'm an emotional best friend Um, nope, my husband and I just finished watching the show his and hers And I downloaded the book to read it I'm like halfway through the book and I have to stop and like cry or get pissed or just like Scream, there's a book, huh? It's based off of a book I kind of wish I had read the book first to be prepared because it is a trigger warning show Okay, uh, it's a I mean, it's a crime show like it's it's I know but in the preview It doesn't it doesn't indicate. No, and that's why I'm like I should have read the book. Thank you because I haven't seen it yet So just a little bit of triggering Um, but the premise of the show was a cop and his wife who's a reporter We're trying to solve this but are they like having troubles to stay married because they seem like they're not happy I'm not gonna give anything away.

It seems like they're not happy To me, he says it's his wife, but I'm like they don't seem like they're together. It's like an ex-wife Well, once you watch the show like you'll get a better dynamic that was next um But no, the book is really freaking good. And now I'm like, I want to read everything by that author and I can't write Alice something. Um, Hmm Looking but I have to go back and forth between like because I can't just stick to one genre because I will for a while Like I I love romance books like I I read I watched he did rivalry and then I read um the first two books that are about The four couples that are in the heated rivalry show Yes, that's right alice be um But then it's like I love the romance. I don't want to like not watch it but then it's like well, I need something different that's not just like Romancey or whatever like so I'll veer off into like fantasy and then it'll get to be too much and then I already took some I'll do like criminal and Same So is the whole series based off one book then of the hiznars or is there more than one book for the hiznars?

Um, I think it's just the one book. I don't actually know Um, I was going off of like the book talk that I follow They said it was off a book. I googled the book and that's the first one that popped up. So I think it's just the one book Because it's a mini series. So I have a hard time reading like I Fall asleep.

So like even when I'm so but he'll do audible. Yes, I will do Audible. Are you like judgy with the audible voices? Because I have a hard time with the audible. Yeah, if I if I if you haven't hooked me with your voice I'm out yeah, there are some that are like So boring and I'm just like oh my god.

I'm falling asleep listening to you Whoever's sarah jane has paid to uh audit it's not her That does all of her books, right? No, no, whoever she paid to do hers Phenomenal well the first girl was best in the first two books Then they changed it to someone else and I was like what the fuck why would you change her? Wait, are you talking about akatar? Yeah. Oh, I didn't I read it.

All right, let's do like I love it glass, um Let me see glass is the second person. So she's the same. I like carrying a glass. I think She was phenomenal like her distinction between The voice character like very good was really great I don't go from her to the one I'm reading now because this girl you have to like Slow it down. Sorry every no, you're okay.

Um, it's almost like they recorded her but they recorded her in speed mode You know, sometimes you can change the speed. Yeah, so you have to slow her down to like 0.95 instead of full speed Otherwise, it sounds like she's like rushed all the time. You're just like, ah, I have anxiety See and I'm the opposite though. I have to listen to them fast or else I'm not my boyfriend does that too where he puts Faster so you can get through them quicker and I'm like No, it's just I tend to like hear them better or process what they're saying better than when they're talking slow Because then you're losing me on the pauses like I'm like what? Well, because I they popped my own ahd and I'm like, oh my god The three chapters have gone by what what happened why he does it because he does get Sorry, we interrupted you.

No, but your audible experience. No, I don't I don't I don't have audible Well, kind of not really I have ever and oh, yeah, yeah, and like I I really like it when the author reads their own book because they know the tone They want they are reading it how it came out as they were writing it Like oh I would prefer that so I love it when the author lucky Yeah, I've read I've listened to somewhere the author I haven't actually seen any book that has the author reading really. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, anderson tried to read some of his own books So I don't try libby, which is the the library system. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's I forgot about that.

You do always have to wait even though it's an electronic book. Someone else has it So you can't listen to it at the same time. Yeah, I do not understand that at all Makes zero sense to me. What the fuck is going on here? I agree like it's a digital copy.

Why can't you have? Multiple well they do and then you're like, but you couldn't have one more like you right but 21 was too many. Yeah. Yeah It's crazy. They didn't get it.

I don't think 21 people would be interested I mean, yeah, it it does. I think they do base it on They buy as many books as they would have physical Maybe and that makes sure that the author gets the credit. I don't know. I don't understand it. Someone helped me understand Really matters because you're painting it with this Maybe they own like like certain platforms.

You can only have like so many users Doing this like one thing is it so maybe it's like giving you permission where you have a license Yes, probably, you know what I mean? Is that what it is? Yeah, it's like you could you can only allow so many give so many people permission to do this one thing Same but I would assume that's how it is because it's like eight week wait for a digital book like Wtf is that about well, at least it's free That's true So yeah My boyfriend always has like 14 books on hold because he's like if it gets ready Then I just hurry up and finish another book and start listening to this one Okay It makes me nervous to have somebody on hold because then I feel obligated once it's ready. I'm like I have to listen to it now Because it's me. Well, I mean you do what you only get so much time with it.

Don't you? Yeah, so like 21 days or something. Yeah, which shouldn't be hard No, but like life happens and like not able to just like sit and listen and especially if they're not pull you in right away Like it's hard to the one I just finished uh, someone who read the akatar series books and Whatever else that followed that like the throne of glass was like you need to read this next on instagram So I was like, okay, I'll trust you Do not do it You should follow juana Uh, our friend's sister. Mm-hmm. Oh joanna, um Her book recommendations have always been spot on Okay, like I mean if you like she has her own like book But she has her own book instagram channel instagram like yeah Yeah, like where she reviews the books.

Okay. Yeah, I'll have to check it out Yeah, I mean she does do like kind of like a spoiler alert ahead of time So just in case like you don't want to know too much about the book Like great this is about where the spoilers are coming so pause the video or stop listening or whatever and then she'll just kind of carry on Because it's her thoughts on the book, right? So it's like you don't have to like it There's just you want an honest opinion of the book. I'm gonna give you an honest opinion about My opinion of the book. Yeah but they've always been fun to like watch and listen to and I've read like maybe I don't know 10 of the books that she's recommended It's Okay, it's very fantasy forward and I like I said, I'll like go on these like, okay, I've read too much fantasy But I'm on claris abroad bent now I signed up for master class Has anybody signed up for master class?

I have no idea what you're talking about What is it? Spill the beans ma'am No, this is so annoying just kidding You're so behind the times It's like It's like a platform of a billion different kinds of classes Like it's not really a ted talk. It's like, oh, this is totally different than books. Okay. Yeah, sorry.

Thank you I I was confused. I but it's still in a for me in a format of like Learning. Yeah something Auto through like audio or whatever like but they have all kinds of classes like I just watched. Sorry guys God you stink We have plastic chairs. I just watched a whole like Bunch of videos that gordon ramsey did on cooking different things, but then I also listened to this Woman she's phd.

She talked about dopamine and taking your brain back Sorry, are you okay? Yeah, I just deeper yeah I'm more happy and I didn't want But yeah, like taking your dopamine back and I'm listening I listened to these classes of these like three cia These people who used to work for the cia and how it can apply to your life like on different levels And I'm listening to this other guy about negotiations and Not that you care and I don't care. I probably won't listen to hers Kim kardashian has a master class I know but there's like this guy. He's like a financial guru. He has a class in In there there's like everything that you can think about think of There's a class For any of you guys listen to read, um how to keep house when you're drowning No How to keep house?

Yes when you're drowning. Yes. Okay, so it's a My therapist recommended it but I was like I want to know somebody like personally that's read this book Apparently it's really good Because it not only helps you because I was telling her about like my decluttering situation that I have in my house and she recommended the book and she was like because it's really while drowning, okay easy to Say you're gonna do something and like say you'll get out of your whatever headspace and say you'll be fine and listen But to actually do it When you're also trying to like be a parent or have a full-time job or go to school or you whatever Yeah, and apparently it's a really good book. I'm like, well, I want to know someone that I know that's read it and like has I'll read it. It's only Well, I mean I guess I downloaded it I just I don't I'm not so big on like the self-help books because they like they lose me Like I was the philosopher The art of no, no, that's not it.

Um, hold on it's in my Yeah library here The courage to be disliked, yes, that one was kind of hard for me To listen to because I did it on audible. Oh, I loved it. I don't want to be disliked It's not about being disliked. It's about how okay it's kind of about like how You internalize things and how? You perceive things and Basically letting go and how you take everything personally But it's a conversational book.

It is it's like this guy what he learned from The teacher so it's like the teacher in this kit. They're like talking they're like having So he's teaching sometimes they're like no, I just agree with you Yeah But I really liked that I really liked that interaction it kept for me. It kept me engaged like I did not get squirrely That much during that book at all There's definitely points where I it's lost because I just got distracted by something Yeah, I wasn't really into that one. I got the nuggets the good nuggets. I feel like Just kidding the nuggets the meat Right I canceled my audible and I was just looking because [REDACTED].

I mean my husband and I My husband and I both have an audible account and that was stupid um, yeah, he He didn't even have audible before me And then I love how my husband didn't even use his until I started wanting to use the credits and now all of a sudden He has all of these things. I'm like stop it. Stop taking all the credits. He drives all day So he's just yeah, I think he did a hundred books last year and I'm like I see and that's what I tell my husband it doesn't really count because he can just sit there He'll like fall asleep to reading his book, but you're not really listening to your book. You're sleeping Yeah, he's listening.

He's like well, I can't just sit there and read a book. I'm like, okay I'm not saying audible doesn't count. It's your book's read. I think it counts. It does unless you're sleeping Then you're like just slaying it.

It doesn't count if you're sleeping. Then you literally have no idea And the book is playing I I still haven't caught that one because he's I don't I don't know how I feel Anyway, it's hard to do other things while you're reading listen to music and read but like The idea of listening to a book and like playing I mean, I play the same so I maybe I don't video game but they did the type of video games that I'm watching him play like You can't tell me that you are First of all, you can't talk and do something at the same time How are you playing a video game and listening to a book? Yeah at the same time clean And listen to my book because when I clean I think about stuff I only know music or nothing I can do music or I can totally listen to a book because I know exactly what I need to do How I'm going to do it. I don't have to think about it. I can listen to whatever I'm listening to It depends on your mind type So I can when I'm painting like my art I can totally listen to a book and it's funny because when I look at the artwork I think of the book That I was painting when I did it.

So cool That's cute. Yeah, I didn't I didn't realize that until I was like looking at the piece of art in my living room. I was like That reminds me of my Sarah jane's book Yeah There's a book I recommend anybody to everybody to read and or listen to it's called calming the emotional storm And it's did you send it out? No Of course not I'm hungry But it's it's really good like she gives you tools too to like she's like, okay you gotta try to do these things, but it's It's more about Like Well a lot of it so far has been about like living mindfully But like and she gives you tools so far like it's so good. I told my partner I was like Please Read this you guys should like for everyone though the awakened family by shafali sabari She's a phd Right now There's another one awakened something the awakening you think I don't know That one's a harder in a manger.

No crib for his bed I said we were gonna sing a christmas song earlier. So you did we Really funny Because I know there's like What? Oh my gosh, I can't remember that movie where like they do Combine multiple different songs to make like one big song We could have done that right there We could have done that like a master. Yes A mashup called a mashup Fuck off Like this big like Masterpiece of a movie. I mean not the picture.

No great, but it is great and I've never seen two Did you watch number two? I've seen all three No, I've only seen oh, I want to see number two I got all I knew and I got you and I Looking to the here we go with the starting. I hope you you don't know. I know the cups. That's it.

Oh I've seen the first one one time. Yeah My child really wants me to watch all three because he's seen all three I was like how have you seen all three and but he's like at dad's it's like what I haven't seen all three But he loves them Yeah, I love it With the shout machine I can sing away in a manger and you Manger no We will we're the christmas Uh I think we need to wrap it up. We've been going for two hours. Uh, thanks for no, we have not yes guys we have Yes, we started I'm not drunk. I was gonna say stopped and then in my mind I'm like, that's the wrong word.

Stop saying that word And so it was like star Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. I know Uh mean girls. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was thinking of an older movie.

Jamie's also going to sleep. Uh, we started at 646. Yes. Damn well As for jamming with us guys. Oh, thank you for changing out our new studio expected to live Let's see how the a40 fun kbr On kbr sleep well, enjoy your evening.

Enjoy your thursday after tomorrow's friday. You're doing you mean fry. Yay Have a glass of wine we should do an episode where we do like sexy voice the whole time. I love that you think Sexy voice Flip into a nice bubble bath with some wine you guys like do it with your partner because that's even better Why what happened? I don't know Maybe spit and my thumb.

No, it was wine. Oh There's no evidence other than my thumb and right here so I was like Stays on you interesting. I mean cool, but that was weird But you should try that with your partner is what I'm saying the sexy boys Get one of those like get all serious. Hi there, baby Heck we could do the happy birthday. Mr.

President. Oh my god. Yes. Yeah Slip into this All right, let's slip in we love you thank you for something more sexy for today I'm still trying to be sexy. Don't take this.

Oh, sorry. No 1 900 makes a lot Because you know why baby got back baby got back I would be the uh psychic hotline you can do the psychosis hotline got it. Yes. Yes help I wonder if that's still a thing what like That's what's happening. Oh, it's going like this It's very aggressive pendulum we saw that Okay, we for sure need to wrap it up.

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