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What are you gonna do? You're gonna do what? You're gonna do what? Ah, Brad McHenry described why she was a brat at the game. The game was the Washington Wizards.

The same Brad McHenry that threatened a tow truck company 11 years ago. Hey everyone, I wanna tell you what happened at the Wizards game last. Oh please, we've been so worried. What's going on with Brad McHenry? Last week, I went to meet my friend Andrew who flew in from Los Angeles.

He is a huge Wizards fan. Oh yeah, bet you know him. And we have gone to many sporting events together. We are not dating. He's just a great human.

Oh yeah, he's in the friend zone. Trying to plow you. Good friends. And he bought the tickets and I wanted to see him. And it starts with a man in front of us in what looks like a knockoff Patagonia best.

Funny story. Yelling horrible things at Kyle Kuzma. Here's the thing. Is you hear awful things at sporting events. But when you stoop to their level, you're giving them power.

Kuzma's fiancee who is Winnie Harlow. She's a mom. She's a hot ass. Kyle Kuzma used to play for the Wizards. He now plays for the Bucks who they were playing.

It was egregiously loud. And you thought you had to be the superhero. Look at me. Shut up. Quite frankly, not the type of behavior I have seen in the multitude of games I've covered as a journalist.

Oh wow, you're name dropping. You know when you got fired. Been there as a fan. And he's saying things like, Kuzma, you suck because your girl's hideous. Made comments about her skin condition.

He said it was like Michael Jackson. Well yeah, she does have the skin disease. But that guy's a loser. And you gave him more power. He could have just gone into obscurity.

And just vile things about her. I then make a snarky comment. Yeah, of course you do. You gotta interject. Because you're a narcissist.

And you wanted to be the superhero. Probably shouldn't have, but everyone behind me laughed. Oh yeah, you're real comedic. Now that you're out of a job, you can go be a comedian. I said, oh, I'm sure your girlfriend's really beautiful, right?

Guy in that row, whether he was with that man or not, turns around and says to me, why don't you shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. I mean, you were putting it out there. Quoting him. Yeah, I'm sorry you went through that. Oh wait, that's right.

This is karma for how you treated that toe company 11 years ago when you made fun of her taste. So you're no innocent person, honey. Which I said him, like, I wasn't even talking to you. Who are you? And that's where it escalates.

Oh yeah, you know, she's a little tipsy, had some zard, but she just thought she was a superhero. So Andrew and I very quickly go up the stairs into the terminal area where the concessions are. And a usher named Donald comes to us, wonderful man, and offers to move us. But I say to Drew, you purchased 250 to $300. Yeah, you bought everything from me.

These tickets each, why should we have to move? It's kind of a good point though. These men around us can't behave and are heckling and harassing me. You notice how she had to include the word that they were men? Oh, because you're so innocent.

No, we're going back. In hindsight, I wish you would have left, but. Oh yeah, they were trying to help you out. But you had to be a superhero. Look at me.

They all then start throwing things. Well, that's where it's getting ridiculous. That's just a movie. Idiocracy come to life. At me, Drake's and Andrew's was next to me and the main agitator says something truly vile to me about what should be done to me.

Oh, geez, it's getting a little dark. Allegedly about getting gang raped. Oh Lord, that's not good. As much of a dirty rot and moron as Bram McHenry is. That ain't cool.

Side, and that is when I threw the rest of my beer. I knew you don't want it. As insufferable as it is. It's kind of allowed. In that direction, turned around and said, Drew, let's get out of here.

I am. Once I turned, all of those guys started just pelting us with towels that were given before the game. Man, are they small dick losers. And their drinks. Poor Donald got hit.

I'm sorry, Donald. That's OK. They Donald the right. Donald one to plow you. And they eject the main agitator guy.

So they throw him out. Man, you go to a Wizards game. I decide to leave and Drew was going to come with me. I said, no, you came from L.A. Watch the second half of basketball.

You love this team. Why is like, get away from me. You're never going to bang me. Meet me at Clyde's restaurant. Next door.

I was sticking up for Winnie Harlow, a woman that I admire. Did you admire that truck company you treated like garbage? Look at her trying to be a superhero. Oh, oh, oh. Oh yeah.

So if you're listening at Fresno, it's November 2nd. Now, if you're listening on Halloween Eve. Happy Halloween Eve. If you're listening on Halloween, it's Halloween. I hope that makes sense.

That's what we finna do. Kill the radio. And now back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. On Fresno's Hot 97. Seven.

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RyanHoppyRadio at gmail.com. You know it's Friday. So we gotta play this. Hold up. My mom's in there.

Howdy. She about to go to work though. Hey. I know you don't smoke weed. I know this.

But I'm going to get you high today. Why? Because it's Friday. You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit to do.

Ah, we also got to hear from New Orchestra. The kettle's on. The day's begun. Ryan Hoppy. Get it right.

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As bright starts. Come on. Don't stop me. Hoppy Hour. Turn it up.

Tune in. Your day gets better when the show kicks in. Ah, there's a few national days. We gotta address like National Breadstick Day. Ryan Hoppy on the mic.

That's me. Emergency. It's National Breadstick Day. Ah, dude. Everybody grab a napkin.

Bag him, baaag him. Oh yeah. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.

Ryan's got a basket, got a grin from ear to ear. A breadstick in his blazer like he's hosting dinner here. One's dipped in marinara, one's doing a little spin. The intern says, that's breakfast. Ryan says, let the day begin.

Pass it to the left. Pass it down the line. Cold and warm and crispy. Yeah, the timing's just divine. If you came here hungry, you're in the right place.

Raise a little breadstick, put a smile on your face. Good morning, Hoppy Hour. Candy Corn Day. On the mic, it's National Candy Corn Day. Woo hoo.

Breakfast just got weird. Oh yeah. Ryan rolls in with a bowl and a grin. Three little colors that the sugar rush begins. Yellow on the bottom, orange in the middle.

White on the tip, honey snack, big, big riddle. One for the crew, pass the bowl down the line. You call it a treat, I call it breakfast time. Hey Ryan, what you got? Candy Corn.

Give it a shot. Yeah. Bring the morning up now. Okay. Candy Corn Day.

Candy Corn. Oh. Happy hour's got the sugar on go. Ryan, Hoppy call it out. What day is it?

Candy Corn Day. Everybody get a bit. Candy Corn. Yeah, candy corn. 95 color party, pass it everywhere.

Oh my God. I had quite the morning. But first. Put one in your pocket, that's snack provision. Ryan says one more, the whole room agrees that candy corn can be made by the coffee machine.

Sweet on the tongue bite is a traffic cone. One little bite in your tix in your phone. Tell the whole town that the people all know it's the Hoppy Hour Candy Corn Show. Yeah. Candy Corn.

Oh. Hoppy Hour's got the sugar on go. Ryan, Hoppy call it out. What day is it? Candy Corn Day.

Everybody get a bit. Candy Corn. Yeah, candy corn. 95 color party, pass it everywhere. Good morning goblins.

Ryan Hoppy's on the air. Coffee in the cauldron. Costumes everywhere. Hoppy Hour. Sound off.

Oh. No. Ryan's at the mic with a pumpkin shaped tie. A skeleton's requesting pancakes extra high. The witch in the weather desk says, broom's gonna fly.

While the werewolf orders decaf. Don't ask why. Who's got candy in a briefcase? Who put googly eyes in the clock? When the morning cruise says boo.

Everybody do the monster walk. Hoppy Halloween. Hoppy Halloween. Ryan Hoppy's got the whole team. Hoppy Halloween.

Hoppy Halloween. Tackle pack and pasta jelly beans. A mummy brought muffins. But he lost the plate. A buck called Indus.

Say the traffic's running late. Frankenstein's doing the lunch box debate. Is a pickle a snack? Or a tiny green date? Who's got candy in a briefcase?

Who put googly eyes in the clock? When the morning cruise says boo. Everybody do the monster walk. Hoppy Halloween. Hoppy Halloween.

Ryan Hoppy's got the whole town on the scene. Hoppy Halloween. Hoppy Halloween. Tackle pack and pasta jelly beans. Oh my god, I don't know if that's Easter though, but AI's never perfect.

Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy Halloween. RyanHoppyRadio.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

Whenever we're going outside, um, all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, look.

It'll call it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need. Gotcha!

Bushes! Stop cussing. It looks like you went and got a b**** job. Nut on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in your hand and a socket or whatever. Like, thank you.

But also I would love to be getting railed, but use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening to this next song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around folks. Oh yeah, let me press this button right here.

Don't worry, Presto. Hoppy Hour will be right back. Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday my weekend And I ball, ball, ball, ball And I ball everyday Everyday my weekend We gon' ball, ball, ball We gon' ball everyday Man, everyday my weekend Hoes I be freaking You blame me make you rain, but drop, lily, okay Nigga, I'm just like skin, I ain't part of reggae Michael Jackson PC, my ice to like is bristly I'm a lazy, come out with partages Bitch, I'm the one, so they think that I'm a raven Yeah, I'm totally like the Taliban Toos from a gun or storm, my car's it so hot Don't stop, no bitch, I land And all this ain't juice man, but I'm on that juice man Give me five bottles of that goose, I get a loose man Yeah, baby, you playin' Do that on the handstand I do this shit everyday Ballin's in my plan Yeah, ballin' is my nine to five minutes, quit that you a lie You don't want this kind of beat, you will get them took it now The Hurst is to me versus nigga, you just sweet like Hershey's Even in between, your girl files me, surprises Everyday my weekend Man, I ball Man, I ball everyday Everyday my weekend We gon' ball We gon' ball everyday Everyday your week, giggle, hicka, it's your birthday Everyday no hoes, you think I got a Thursday Party like a holiday, all the demo birds say on they way Shut the stage down, like it's raining back, go all the way Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, got them broads on they knees, they say Chillin' on the beach with Paul Trix, my holly girl say Put it in they face, stick to the script, that's what they say People takin' fights with my little chicks, I keep them everyday Where we gettin' in, so tell her free, tell her friends Y'all playin' on goddamn weekends If he all waiting, he just knowin' he's struggling Keep on standin' everyday Everyday my weekend Man, I ball Man, I ball everyday Everyday my weekend We gon' ball We gon' ball everyday Monday we at Mariachi, wildin' like a motherfucker Tuesday we at Uninvited, fallin' like a motherfucker Wasted when they leave, we're bitchin', chockin' like a motherfucker Thursday we at Purebottle, poppin' like a motherfucker Friday we at Figure A, you know I fuck with butch Overdosing on the strong, rollin' quarters of the kush Club Miami Saturday, girls the baddest in my book I just want white on end, why you lame niggas look gay Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day Y'all was clubbin' in the stage and in my nigga QA, no Chickens see the insides, first they take they shirt off Second when they hear our songs, then they take they skirts off Thursday gon' serve us mouth, stick our tongues out Four hours later, fucked us all, I was like wow Y'all got milk money, bitch nigga, I'ma cash out Everyday my weekend, livin' life on the fad Everyday my weekend Man, I ball Man, I ball We gon' ball We gon' ball everyday Oh, sure What's goin' on? Everyday my weekend Oh, that's right Man, I ball It's the weekend Man, I ball I'll let you know if you're listening in for us on the hit's Monday We gon' ball We gon' ball everyday Oh my god Mm. Mm.

Hmph. What a fuckin' mornin'. Jesus Christ. So, last two days And I'm being bipolar Being moody Getting up at fuckin' 4.50am To hang out with my good friend MJ on his morning show And I'm entitled to the MJ morning show I adore MJ Probably the most talented person I've ever worked with Between him and Rover And Steve Dahl of course But, I'm not here to name drop who I've worked with What I'm saying is this It's very tiring, I'm very envious that he has that energy That he doesn't need caffeine in the morning He doesn't need any of it, he's good to go I was filling in for Andrew for two days Mm-hmm And it was kind of on call It's like, is Andrew gonna get called in for three weeks at Community stairs? Or is he not?

And uh So I found out after the show on Thursday that he got called out Pretty sure MJ talking about it The hundreds of thousands of people probably expedited the process But I was not in a good mood So I did my show and I was tired I'm even, I'm fucking exhausted now! But you'll hear why So I was venting to my mom And now looking back at the text messages I mean they Nothing was like suicidal But I was just not really like in a good mood And it was repetitive And I was just venting to my mom I'm just being honest! Almost wasn't going to bring this up on the show But I, I It's too much What's the word? It's too recent It's only been three hours At the time of this recording Four hours So what happened is last night I don't really text my mom goodnight But she's up in Illinois, whatever So she didn't know that Andrew got called out of jury duty So she's expecting me to, you know, be there So she texts me like I don't know Six a.m. Good morning, whatever And I don't reply And usually I reply within a second Because there's that saying you're always on your phone So what happens is I'm telling you, I was at absolute peace Even during my sleep I was like, man, this is great sleep!

Never been happier! Get up, 850, I'm asleep I'm like, I'm asleep a little more I check my phone, oh, my mom's texting me And, uh, me Hmm, hmm, hmm Actually, I'll keep it private, I won't Pretty much My mom called the non-emergency line of the St. Pete police! The same St. Pete police that I did a rant about Let me see how many posts I got on Instagram Hmm, hmm, hmm Hmm I did a rant about them, let me see Where's Bob Goulterri's bitch ass?

Anyway, I've done a recent video about the St. Pete police siding with flock cameras And I'm just thinking It's right there, it's seven posts ago There it is, right here! Right here And this to me There's the clip Anyway So I'm like freaking out Like, where are you? I called her You called the cops? Huh?

So this is where the St. Pete police are so delightful Hmm So what happens is I have a text message that's like, there was a wellness check Well, you've discontinued it, blah, blah, blah, dah, dah, dah And it's like, please call this number just to confirm So I call the 727 number, it's the text message I get after talking to my mom And the text message was sent out at like 825, it was like pretty much We don't like give a shit about you If something worse happens, we'll come over, it's essentially what the text said So I called, because I'm like, what the fuck? Man! I don't know who's answering the phone for the St. Pete police department But man, are they not friendly?

The same department ran by Bob Gaultieri Ring ring, ring ring Hello, St. Pete police department But I could barely hear him because I'd just woken up And I was like, is this who I talked to? And he goes, good morning, St. Pete police department It's like, dude, you're allowed to have a fucking personality That interaction right there is why a lot of people don't like the St. Pete cops There's always kind of the vibe that Tampa cops are chill You know, same, that interaction right there He seemed like he gave a shit last Ah, okay, fine, whatever And I gave a shit last about the fucking repeating, be a human!

Please! So that was my morning Still a little like, it was annoying I don't need the fucking random ass anonymous cop to be fucking Hey, you okay? You need room service? But don't be a douche! God!

And it's because it's ran by Bob Gaultieri Because Sheriff Chad Chronister over in Tampa's kick ass Grady Judd's alright Not a fan of him, but the cops seem okay Chris Nacco's cool Bob runs the department of douchebags! Anywho Okay Lily Phillips has an AI plan to sleep with 10,000 men Only on this show do we go from that Little explosion To a song About big penises The big rock hard cock mountain Beer bellies are adored You can tell her drunken stories and She'll only want you more A neck beard is a treasure thing And bald spots say okay You'll look great to them all On their knees they'll fall To suck your mmm and swallow Yeah! The big rock hard cock mountain Aye I wonder what this singer is Her name's Harper or the Fox I wonder what she's like in bed Cause she's always singing about sex She's either really good or just Plan it up for the camera! The secret sauce to approaching women in public Without risk, without rejection I thought you meant the secret sauce or you gotta grab the Kleenex With minimal creep Literally just happened to me two days ago I was sprinting to Golden Gate Bridge to go see the sunset Before some guy looks at me He just looks so friendly I wonder what this woman does She lives in San Francisco, she's a dating coach San Francisco ain't cheap to live in! Wonder if she's a nuffo baby!

Nice and sweet As I run past him and we make eye contact I literally stop I pass each other, I stop And then I turn around Yeah That is the key As I turn around Alright, turn around, I don't know Especially when you're having doggy style You gotta turn around! Check in for a sec! Leah said she hooked up with a random football player Okay, let me tell you this though I will tell you this I fucked him because I was dying over my ex Okay? After we fucked Oh I did I made myself throw up on PCH Because of how disgusting it was And then I went home And I sat on the shower floor And I didn't fucking I don't know what's worse That dreadful story of being a tramp or the freaking mic Yeah Here's Autumn Fall saying she was paid $800 by Brazzers! So, my first scene for a girl-girl A standard new girl rate I believe it was $800 $800?

Yeah, in 2018 Damn, that seems cheap to me I guess you're like a rookie at that point Oh yeah It was pretty cheap You gotta earn your cape! Honestly, like if It was different I feel like all these podcasters Because I've done it before When I've interviewed porn stars You totally think you're gonna get your ROCKS off And nothing happens! Now, if I was a new girl now And had a lot of followers It would be different Yeah, she's delightful Maybe there's a reason why they did a wellness check I'm kidding G Herbo says you can't wait to shake Lil Derrick's hand If he gets released next week Which I don't think is gonna happen What's going on here? 401k This 72 year old great grandma has a retirement plan That's a little more X rated Hell yeah! Shake that ass!

A woman by the name of Dee Dee White Says what started off as making content for fun with her husband Has turned into the ultimate post-career hustle Now she's launched her own OnlyFans Alright, she's kinda hot Dee Dee and her Italian husband were swingers Early in their now 40 year marriage Ah, it's not a real marriage Kinda like morning radio! The couple put their swinging days behind them While raising their blended family But picked things back up once their kids and grandkids were adults Alright, delightful How about your kids are so PROUD! After retiring as a co-founder of a manufacturing company Dee Dee and her husband began filming and posting adult content on various swinger sites I am Hmm Ah, damn, this is delightful Joy Taylor to me cracks me up We all know that Joy Taylor was passed around like a blonde at a high school party That was a mouthful, but she knows about it And we all know that there were plenty of women that should have got her job But because she slept with the CEO She got the job So you should be grateful for men You should be grateful But no, what is she doing? She's talking about how she doesn't trust men Women weren't the one that got you the job It was men But now that you hit the wall You're mad I don't trust men Even the ones that I love Can you imagine? I've literally said before I don't trust cloud chasing women But I said just cloud chasing women And then you have radio executives saying I'm sexist Can you believe this?

This woman saying she doesn't like men and she's not accused of being sexist That's sexism 101 honey Now Monet went on a podcast And she of course was on a podcast Was talking about how she doesn't trust men She didn't relate it to a specific incident or a specific person She blamed it on the society Yeah the problem is all these women All they're consuming is murder documentaries 24x7 It's all they watch So they think all matter creeps And then they keep sleeping with the bad boys And their body count keeps going up And then you become Melissa Ford or Joy Taylor And this just didn't You don't want to be Melissa Ford or Joy Taylor Who is raising these men? I have men in my life that I absolutely love That I would kill someone for My brothers Your brother that got you famous I did not know until recently she's Jason Taylor's sister Oh yeah! You know he heard noises growing up Nephews, my uncles, rest in peace my grandfather I have friends that I completely adore The bosses that I had sex with to get famous That doesn't mean that any of those men aren't Are exempt from the society in which men are allowed to exist Wow! She's just tripping out I'm sure she has investment I'm sure she owns But you don't have that little paycheck Or showing off your boobs on TV No you don't We all get to benefit in one way or another From the patriarchal society We've had it pretty good You literally had sex which is a pleasurable experience And got famous There's never been mass accountability for how men behave And there's never been accountability for the fact that you had sex with the CEO And there were no other women in the running But you got ahead by giving head And now you're rewriting the past Because no one's really trying to hire you honey Uh huh Women are not gang raping men Women are not buying children on the internet No they're just sleeping their way to the top Hoppy Hour Time for Hoppy The morning RyanHoppyRadio.com Hoppy Hour will be right back You probably had Taco Bell before Whenever we're going outside of We all smell like poop We also need to be affectionate And you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting Yeah lilla, and we'll call it a day The semen was so big It's not lacking any meat And that's what real women need That shit bussin' Stop cussin' It looks like you went and got a b**** job On the iPad screen Whatever the case might be in your hand In a sock and a whatever Like thank you But also I would love to be Getting railed but Use bucket loads of lube If you think you have enough lube, double it As a reminder If you don't feel like listening to this next song You can skip over it But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour Takes pride in his selection so stick around folks Oh yeah let me press this button right here Don't worry Fresno Hoppy Hour will be right back Yeah Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy No, no Tell me have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone trippy trippy Have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone Show me have you gone I'm just trippin' on the love I had yesterday Until it passes by me, day by day I feel it in my bones, feel it in my lungs, feel it in my brain Feel it in the day, feel it in the night, feel it in the day I never feel the same, I always feel different, never feel the same And now I'm just trippin', goin' on my trippy, goin' on my trippy, trippy, trippy, trippy Tell me have you gone trippy, trippy, have you gone trippy, trippy, have you gone? Tell me have you gone trippy, trippy, have you gone trippy, trippy, have you gone?

And now I can't get my radio to play no songs And now I can't get my spaceship to fly away I think I'll make it work but today is not my day So now I think it's time for us to fly away I can't see the sun if it doesn't come through my shades I don't wanna see no one but myself today Now I'm just trippin' on the love I had yesterday Alrighty, let's see what we have. Alright, here with this button that we're gonna press right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Luvcheese from the world famous Man Cow Show and you're listening to my good pal and radio legend Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you.

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Fresno's loud as sour. Mike in his crib, got the world feeling sour. Hoppy on the block, dropping facts like boulders. Work on sharply, the city on his shoulders. News so raw, unfrozen, proof spray.

Fresno's posting every word that he say. No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise. Hoppy in the booth, Fresno isn't loud. He don't hold back. Spits so bold, keep the city on track.

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Howard Stern's not your friend because you work the K-Rock. Hoppy's the name and he shouting loud. Hoppy's the name and he shouting loud. I was just shouting, so that does kind of check out. No!

Hoppy Hot Topic! After an internal audit of flock database records in August, a police officer is under investigation. No way! Another cop breaking the law when it comes to flock cameras. Oh, wait!

This is a daily occurrence. By the Department's Internal Affairs Bureau for three alleged violations. Oh, yeah! This is just the ones that are catching. I'm telling you, man, this is out of control.

The cops must be loving it. Once the report comes out and the investigation is complete, you'll be able to see what the outcome was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Once we put things to the side, kind of like how they went through the Epstein papers and took out the parts of Trump. That's the same.

Yeah, once we got to make our guys look okay, then we'll give you the report. Words coming from police chief Mendy Castro on Tuesday. God, she's freaking hot. You know how dating her would be, honey man. She never shut up.

In response to allegations against a Fresno police officer, he is accused of abusing access to flock camera data. Yeah! You know, I just bet he's stalking every girl on Bumba because he has no game. According to the Office of Independent Review, the new... Oh, yeah, you know, they don't want to put him in trouble.

The report also reveals the department is alleging the officer used another police database to search for something not related to a case and... Yeah, it just makes... This is the one, like, if I ever match with a cop, someone that works... They just don't want to be around it. You can't trust them!

They got too much power! Did not activate his body camera during a traffic stop. Obviously, for transparency, we have the OIR and we really appreciate him helping to legitimize us. I hate when a cop... I don't know what makes me so mad.

This is what happens in St. Pete with that... Bob, little bitch, Bob! They kind of like try to... Yeah, we know something went wrong, but...

Shut up! Your department's corrupt, honey! Look at the city of Fresno at the dump! There is an investigation, but it's not completed yet. Yeah, we're just trying to figure out how to make ourselves look as good as possible.

Statement. The department says it takes violations of policy seriously, but they become even more important when they involve a violation of public trust. I think we lost trust in cops after Derek Schaubman on West Schaubman, whatever his dumb name is, unless you're a racist. As indicated by the allegations in this case... Oh, yeah, you know, just...

They're the cops! They're the heroes! Toothpacks! We told you it was going to happen. We thought we better start telling people about this contract renewal to get it canceled.

Just two months ago, Alfred Aldredi and Joseph Rodriguez protested along the Highway 41 overpass against the use of flock cameras in Fresno. Listen, I think flock cameras are just as awful as the next person who thinks that flock cameras are awful. But protesting ain't gonna do shit! Fresno PD says there are roughly 70 cameras, but Aldredi doesn't believe it. People on top of other organizations have tracked 200 cameras in the city of Fresno alone.

Ah, damn. Sounds delightful! Man. Cops, man. Yes, I know you need them.

Don't drop me in the comments section with... Who do you call? I don't mind cops when they're doing their job, when they're trying to find something to, you know, prosecute. That's when we have problems. Today on TMZ...

Okay, move over to Donna Mills because Lamar Odom has joined OnlyPans. Oh, God. I don't want to see that dick. So Lamar Odom is transitioning to a different kind of hardwood now. Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God! I thought they were transitioning like, I'm gonna have a vagina! A former NBA star told us that he is going to be doing risque content. There's so much you can do with this. But do you want to see it?

Yes. He calls it bunny raunch. Oh! Chloe must be so proud! We got Jay-Z in New York.

Any pressure preparing for the Super Bowl? Oh, here's that annoying reporter that Bill Burrow went off on a few weeks ago. Shut up! No pressure. Oh, I know that's right.

No pressure. He feels pressure. When he walks out on that stage... I don't think he feels pressure. He definitely feels pressure.

There's nothing like the Super Bowl. I don't think he feels pressure. I don't think he feels pressure. What's going on here? Stevie Wonder's ex-fiance isn't holding back.

The music legend is locked in a legal battle with his former partner, Carmen Efferson, as the two face off over her eviction from a California home owned by the singer. In an October 28th interview with the Daily Mail, Carmen, who was engaged to Stevie... Carmen from the Calathe Show! ...in the late... I'm seeing her boobs!

...80s, accuses the 76-year-old of being a gaslighter and manipulator. Alright. That's what they all freaking say when they have nothing else. Ah, he's a gaslighter! Pete Davidson is still committed to removing his ink.

Six years after beginning his tattoo removal journey, the comedian offers... Yeah, that's gonna take six years when you got yourself all these tattoos. ...a glimpse at his progress in a shirtless photo on Instagram. In the shot, posted by his friend, Machine Gun... It looks better.

...and Kelly on October 20th, Pete can be seen smoking a cigarette as he lounges on a chair wearing only basketball shorts. Man, to me, I vibe with that Pete Davidson troubled soul vibe, you know? We have to talk about this. You've probably seen a lot of viral pranks on social media, right? And most don't promise, but some, they go a little too far.

This viral moment is resonating with fed-up people everywhere. A prankster played a cruel joke on a dad stocking shelves at a grocery store in Michigan. But the dad, he was not having it. In a video that struck a nerve online, Tom Henson has the story. This is the sign of the movie.

Idiot! She come to life. Go! Thank you. These pranks littering social media...

Thank you. That right there, that's funny books. It's album paper. ...are designed for virality and laughs at other people's... Ha ha ha!

You're losers! ...expense. Content creators randomly tapping their phone to a stranger's, and then that familiar Apple pay ding... I'm a low-tech person, what are you doing? ...as if they're stealing money.

You put $100 on PatDraw. That's called her asset. And you're all douchebags! Oh, no! I don't want to do that!

The trends... ...factions aren't real, but the people being pranked think they are. We are. Dude, thank you, bro. I just took $10 out of this.

And this one erupted in fury when a Red Baron worker, Walter Zarid, was restocking frozen pizza at a market in White Lake, Michigan. Is this a joke, bro? Is this a joke? Is this a joke? No, it's not a joke to me, okay?

I don't have... Hell yeah, dude! Call out these little fatherless losers! Times have cracked in my life. My life is hard enough as it is.

You're probably making money off this! I can't even pay my... ...mortgage! And I got four kids at home! So not funny!

The man's frustration about his finances and possibly losing... Broccoli hair twats! ...his job, striking a nerve online. Shut up this guy for standing up for himself. You have no idea what someone is going through and how close they are to a breaking point.

It describes most Americans in the world. People are stressed. But the problem is he got $43,000. Harass me, please! I've had to deal with Mike Keltis harassment for five years!

Get off the money, please! Oh yeah, it's Sydney Sweeney, Home Alone. Sydney Sweeney channeling her inner Kevin McAllister in a sultry remake of... Oh yeah! Woo!

...Home Alone. Alright, there you go. She looks pretty freaking hot there. I think that's a point. Actor and Star Trek icon Sir Patrick Stewart has passed away.

According to a post on social media... Rest in peace, it's sad. He was... I loved him on American Day. Wedding bells have rung for Savannah Chrisley.

The Chrisley Knows Best star and her now husband, businessman Jason Galanis, tying the knot after one year of dating. Oh yeah, it's the millennial thing of heaven! The pregnancy and then the marriage, because it's rushed. They'll break up in two years and she'll say, how much of a narcissist he is. Let's address the elephant in the room.

This person is the love of my life. It was not something that I embraced. Not at all. I was, I mean, to the point that I had a choice to make. It was either embrace my daughter's decision or lose my daughter.

Todd and Julie Chrisley weighing in on daughter Savannah's double drop of surprise news. Oh yeah! She's engaged to and expecting her first child with a man who's 27 years older than her. I say that, you know, she said she'll have 20 years with him and I'll retire with him in the assisted living. Yes, there is a huge age gap there.

Oh my God, but he's got money! And I have no talent! But, and that's probably part of the reason I kept a lot of it quiet. You already kept it quiet when he was playing! Savannah Chrisley's future brother-in-law has a lot to say about her fiance.

During an interview with Page Six, Derek Galanis, the estranged brother of Jason Galanis, is claiming the 56-year-old is a quote con man and hasn't changed at all. All right, good luck with that, Savannah. That's going to be a delightful breakup. Down with the Biberty! Protesters out in full force in Boston.

Not for a political cause, but because of this. I'm sorry, who are you? I'm Liberty Biberty. Demonstrators gathered outside Liberty Mutual's headquarters demanding an end to the company's Liberty Biberty mascot. Liberty Biberty must go!

Wow, we got all the issues in this country and Liberty Biberty is the thing. Jesus, I mute commercials. I'm not really watching them. Losers! I'm going to skip over this, but Mary J.

Blige goes off on a heckler. She's got a gangsta sign. Kelsey Grammer's daughter is not happy with the mom trying to have her not get along with her dad. Noah Wiley says Eddie Murphy told him to fuck off. Whatever.

Get over it! And Chloe Kardashian has dating rules about plastic surgery and says she wants her future boyfriend and not have him. The clock's running out, Clay! You're getting older and you're getting real dicky. You're freaking out!

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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, look at us.

And we'll call it a day! The seaman was so big, he's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need. That shit's bullshit! Stop cussing!

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