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Three news has learned that the Ohio Supreme Court has denied the latest motion. Asking the court to reconsider a hearing, hearing an appeal filed by Mackenzie Sharilla. Man, that is the most entitled, dirty rotten brat thing I ever heard. This girl is the reason that someone's not alive and I'm sick and tired of hearing the people that defend her go, whoa, her boyfriend was a drug dealer. He was the cool guy in high school.

And she knew what she was doing when she was hanging out with him. You know what's the scariest part about it? I'm readily attracted to her. I find her so beautiful, I would blow her. Cause you know she'd be an absolute freak.

Even though she's a Neffo baby douchebag. She and her legal team had been seeking to overturn her conviction citing. Man, you just look at those eyes. She's a crazy broad. What they're calling a clerical error.

Oh yeah, you know. Mm-hmm. You drove into the wall with no intention to slow down. Shut your ass. This is the third time the court has ruled against Shirella.

I would just say serve the 15 years and deal with it. And twice that it did not have jurisdiction in the case. The federal challenge she found to overturn her conviction is still pending. A bunch of people are just wasting their time over this woman. Just lick the carpet and do the 15 years.

Oh my God. All right, let's get into it right now. Whoa, hoppy hot topic. Running out of time. Our top story tonight takes us to Newark.

Brandon Watt, the man. Oh yeah, stupid people in Jersey. And accused of attacking his 70 year old neighbor, Johnny White, now facing hate crime charges. Yeah, what the hell's wrong with you? Who cares what someone's skin color is?

D'Shawn Johnson is in Lions. Loser, you make all white people look bad. Where the White family faced the accused. D'Shawn, what happened in court today? They need to work on that five second delay.

Hey you guys, it was an emotional day for Johnny and his family after seeing Watt in court earlier. White telling me that that incident that day changed his life forever in the worst way. Now if you recall back in June, Brandon Watt is accused of beating Johnny White with a two by four wooden board. You're just a psychotic failure, failure of a man. An argument in White's yard.

White suffered several injuries to his face and his eyes. I'm glad he's okay, it's infuriating. According to White's attorney, Watt had been harassing White for weeks before. Loser, you just a little punk ass bitch. Before this incident, saying he constantly called White.

Just sociopathic eyes. Racial slurs. Oh you think you're such a tough guy. Trust me, you don't need the Magnum condoms you small dick energy. In other names, Watt's attorney denies the claims.

Of course, what's the attorney gonna say? Oh yeah, he's a racist scumbag. And says White was the aggressor the day of the incident and approached and hit Watt first. All right, whatever. That doesn't mean you beat someone up.

You walk away and be the bigger man. Boy, we all know you're a bitch. Noting there were two other witnesses who saw the argument. Oh yeah, that's what's happening in New Jersey. Just a bunch of racist morons.

Out of control. Outch. And then there's this headline right here. I'm sick and tired of people reporting about kratom as if everyone dies from it. A lot of the people that died from kratom either had other things in their body or they had preexisting conditions or had a lot of other meds or drugs.

Whoa, happy hot topic. Because there's this headline right here. That's right, we went to different stores in Jacksonville looking for kratom products that come in different forms like this little bottle. I love how the noose just tries to make everyone look like drug addicts and uses it. When it helps people, ya ass wipes.

["Dog on Fire"] In a matter of minutes and with a simple transaction, we had a product with kratom in our hands. Hell yeah. You might know them as Savino or Feel Free, which contain a plant extract with some medicinal uses. I mean, there are flaws to it. If you have too much of it, it does hurt your body, but there's cigarettes and booze out there.

What's the difference? Acts on the same brain receptors as opioids, which can cause similar effects. Okay, if that's what someone wants to do with the one body they get in this life, who cares? Bufuria, pain relief, and potential. Oh, heaven forbid we feel good in this life.

Lead to an overdose. Okay, well then that's on them. Don't make it, cause other people can't handle the drugs. Don't make us suffer. In the first six months of 2026, poison control centers reported 3,190 exposures to kratom.

Okay, and they probably had other things in their body. And its derivatives, a trend that could represent. But the problem is the 708 crap that RFK doesn't like. That makes all kratom look bad. Sent an increase of nearly 68% compared to.

Whatever. You know what? This whole world laughs at our country. We can't even get high without being bitched at. If someone, you know, dies of something, that was on them.

Don't make other people suffer, okay? Too much government out of this route. Parents and students have raised concerns about broken air conditioning systems at several Duval County public schools. Man, is that how poor Jacksonville is? You don't have air in schools?

It's fucking hot. The hell's wrong with you? I mean, I know money's tight. I mean, I know money's tight, but. Local mom says that a man who preached at her church in Jacksonville sexually abused her son.

Man, why is there so many pedophiles in the church? What is that? It's fucking weird. And in Indiana, a former Jackson County sheriff's deputy is facing charges. He just looks like a guy who became a cop because he was made fun of on the playground.

He's a complete loser. He's got the name Skyler Thompson. He's got a terrible bald spot. Just shave your head. You look terrible, related to flock cameras.

Oh yeah, this is the problem. All these cops are misusing it. And these are the same cops that go, why don't you like us? Why don't you respect? Because you're misusing your power constantly.

And we're supposed to act like, yeah, don't. I do it? Shut up. The prosecutor's office says Skyler Thompson is charged with official misconduct and fraud. Yeah, you are a fraudster.

You're a douche and a liar and a failure and your parents are not proud of you. Unless they're dumb. Court documents say he made more than 2,000 searches. That's a lot! You had to hate city cops 717 times, 2,000?

That's psychotic. And now you know the people that are serving and protect us. Do you notice the problem? On the same license plate between December and August. That is a long time.

Eight months of stalking a girl that doesn't care about you because you have no game. And everyone knows you became a cop because you're a douche. Shut your ass. That was very intense. So we're gonna move on.

Sarah Charlybee radio. I had a Chicago cop who what she did was she found my number outside of Bumble and wished me a happy birthday. It shows that they know how to sneak on us. About whether the benefits outweigh that potential for misuse. The city of West Chicago is conducting a full review of its flock camera system after a police officer was accused.

A full review, they're just gonna defend their own. That's what cops always do, is defend their own. Missing it. The officer may have used. They might give him a slap on the wrist.

The system for an unauthorized purpose between. Checking on your girlfriend. Cheating on you. In the end of 2024 and early 2025. They added in 2022.

So it was about two years ago and no one knew. Think about it. I unmatched for cops. I'm not, well the female ones, I don't match for guys. But I'm dating apps.

I don't trust cops. And was placed on administrative leave for the duration of the investigation. Yes, until the investigation is over and they maybe make him go to class, he'll be back being a cop. That's what always happens. It comes one day after the village of Homer Glen announced it has suspended the utilization.

Think about all these towns. You have 108,000 towns in America. If every town had one person misusing it, you have 108,000 cops being douchebags. And flock cameras located within the village, pending an investigation with. Pending an investigation, they keep allowing it.

The Will County Sheriff. Kiss my ass. On Friday, a Will County Sheriff's deputy. Do you hear all these examples? It's never ending.

Placed on administrative leave. I'm burning hell. I hate you. I never want to hear a cop go, why don't they like us? Cause of this stuff.

I'm getting mad. So we're gonna move on. Search hobby radio. Oh geez. A mysterious teaser from City Hall as people asking one question.

Is Mayor Brandon Johnson getting ready to officially launch his. Of course he is. The media just doesn't know what to say. He's been the worst mayor we've ever had. I was the awful.

Man. Growing up you thought Daley sucked. And then you thought Rahm Emanuel sucked. And then you thought Beetlejuice sucked. But he was the worst.

The absolute worst. What? What? What? Re-election campaign.

Yeah, a little cryptic message here. We're checking with Gabriella Primus to break down what was. What up baby? Ted, what do you think here, Gab? I think we'll all have to wait until September 13th when they said this special announcement is going to happen.

It's scheduled for that day. We received an invitation sent out by. That's what it is. It's not him announcing he's gay. Or that he helped out.

Or that he was hanging out with a murderer being Lil Dirk. Oh, he was just a troubled teen. Brandon Johnson for Chicago. The email invites supporters to be part of history. Oh yeah.

Hell yeah, support that douche bag. Not at all. It leaves out the most critical detail what the announcement actually is. What if he just came out and was like, I'm officially a woman. Mayor Johnson has been leaning heavily on executive orders in recent weeks to.

Oh yeah, he's been power hungry. Push forward key policy agenda. Alexa, is Brandon Johnson mayor of Chicago married? Oh my Alexa's unplugged. Describes this segment.

It's a move that Analyst View has set up for a political campaign. All right, whatever. Just go away, you're the worst. I hope anybody wins. You suck.

You're a douche. Absolutely. Well, of course investigators. Still working to find those responsible for that violence. This as the community gets an opportunity to heal through resources.

So there is a mayor Johnson responding to Trump's comments on the Chicago violence. You can think he's a douche all you want. But he was probably right. Is developed and provided by the city. But you know, what was supposed to be a news conference talking about those emergency assistance for those.

All right, you're putting me to sleep. He gets mad at Trump. Cause you got caught up by the mutant. Great Marie, a few months ago, our viewers may not have heard of flock cameras, but now there's a growing conversation here and across the country. Man, it's being talked about all over the country.

These flock cameras are out of control. These cops think they're above us. I had a Chicago cop stalk me. And it was this weirdo. Could not believe this happened.

And I go to this park a lot. Only fans creators now facing charges after he was caught doing inappropriate things in a local public park. I don't want to know if he was just spanking it or if he was doing other things. Maybe stuff in the back door. I don't know.

I don't understand people that get off by being in public. It's off putting. It's weird. It's out of control. Can't you just have sex in a motel like the rest of us?

Like Tampa radio hostess circling the block on Nebraska Avenue. Why do you have to do it publicly? Deputy Safe 40 year old Nathan Aylman was. Man, that is a good looking 40 year old. He's not, I mean, like he looks young.

Don't even know why I said it. Seen naked at a pavilion in Sawgrass Lake Park on Saturday night. Oh, I love Sawgrass Lake Park. Don't ruin it for us, you douche. They say Aylman admitted he was filming content for his OnlyFans account.

Loser. And anybody that buys it, the loser. When someone there at the Bay Area Park arrived at the pavilion, he is now facing indecent exposure charges. I love seeing an all proper and perfect Jameson Euler read in his dirty headline. And was released on a $500 cash bond.

Oh yeah. You know what's the saddest part about that? It's the fact that there's plenty of OnlyFans people out there that are great. And he makes it look bad. You're a failure in life and your parents are not proud of you.

Well, he is accused of killing four people and injuring several others. And today he was back in a Hillsborough County courtroom. I'm stowing out all of the e-board chase of how the cops let it happen. You had the helicopter. You didn't have to keep chasing him, you dumbasses.

Tampa police say that Silas Sampson was fleeing from law enforcement on November 8th of last year. Oh my God, it was only last year? During a high speed chase when he plowed into a crowd of people. And that's not the good type of plowing. Outside Bradley's on Seventh Bar in Ybor City.

News Channel 8's the... Oh yeah, I've been turned up there before. Maria Lucas was in court today. She has the latest. Tell me about it, baby.

The defense told the judge they need a little more time to review the evidence. Congress hasn't been expected. Slowly but steadily moves on. Yeah, so they're wanting more time to find evidence because he's guilty. They can't find anything that's not gonna prove it.

There's video. Just admit guilt already. And so to that end we're at... You got a stupid little dorky lawyer. I'm going for the status date.

The next court... Yeah, thug. Date scheduled in the case of Silas Sampson is December 14th. Oh yeah, the Senate, baby. He's not trying to get the case that the trial will vet next.

Oh yeah, and you look at this judge, man. She looks like she would be wicked to argue with. You don't wanna piss off this woman. This court must be dated. The next hearing would be more than one year after the incident.

Man, what is it with Florida? Pushing bad cases, this. Jeffrey Knight who's gonna probably get away with it. This is why the world laughs at us. Mm-hmm.

Almost a year, so... Looking forward to just having a better November. Richard... Yeah, I know what you mean. Richard Atwell says he had been out with friends during the overnight hours of November 8th, 2025.

With so many people involved, you really want something like this to be handled properly. Yeah, you would hope, but it's Florida! And to the fullest extent. According to authorities with the Tampa Police Department, Samson had been driving... Yeah, they allowed it to happen!

I know people, you had the helicopter, you would have found him! You were manifesting it! It was like a snowball or something rolling down like a hill, it was growing, it was manifesting! ...recklessly on I-275 before exiting the highway and fleeing from officers and Florida... That's when it should have ended!

You would have found him! ...patrol troopers... But all of the cops protected each other. Ass wipes. And who's this weirdo?

Mel Gibson is apologizing for mocking an ASL interpreter. The brief... God, we all know that Mel Gibson's a freaking elite loser! We all remember all the awful things he said about people 20 years ago. He's just a douche!

Now, is he a great actor? Of course! There's no denying that! But he's a douchebag! Brief-heart actors issued an apology, following...

And it's only an apology, because he got caught! Think about all the times he probably did it! ...the August 29th incident, where he made hand gestures behind an ASL interpreter, before walking on stage at a Q&A at Fan Expo Canada. You're a bitch! A statement shared to E!

News August 31st. He said, Sometimes when you get pushed out on a stage in a spotlight, your mind is all over the place. So that's the problem! It was in your mind to make fun of the person! Because you're a douche!

And sometimes spontaneous, thoughtless idiocy is displayed. So what do you have, like, Tourette's? You're an idiot? I mean, I'm not seeing people with Tourette's or idiots. What is it?

What's wrong with you, douche? There's no intended maliciousness attached. Of course there was! He sounded like our president, only he doesn't say sorry. And I certainly apologize to anyone who was upset by it.

Show your ass! In the viral moment, Mel appears to mock the movements of an ASL interpreter as he enters the stage behind her. Think about that person has more cliiiiiitch! And when they die, they'll be remembered better than when you die, you bitch! The clip was soon shared to social media.

Alright, burn in hell, Mel. Mmmhmmmm! Don't like that guy! Mmmhmmmm! The legal fight between Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright continues, with Jax now filing his own request for a restraining order, just days after his estranged wife was granted a partial temporary restraining order against him.

In court documents obtained by E! News September 1st, Jax is asking the court to bar Brittany from direct or indirect... So yeah, they're fighting. Thank God they don't have a kid that's, you know, autistic. Oh geez.

Mmmhmmmm! Mmmhmmmm! I'm getting death threats in my DMs this week. I get all uncomfortable. Please stop attaching me to a certain entity, because I...

Yeah, Meg has been sending Jelly Rolls X death threats. Man! All the Meg attacks about how sass-tative the liberals are! It seems like you guys are as well! Show your ass!

I don't have anything to do with that anymore. Bunny XO disgusted by death threat DMs. I would be too! You're not even with them! You didn't even defend them!

You didn't even say a public statement! They're just stupid! Living their red hats! But she says she's been receiving, since her ex-husband Jelly Rolls pointed comments about President Donald Trump. I wonder how many guys Bunny has been with since the divorce.

Mmmhmmmm! Our guest goes to Jimmy Kimmel Live. The president seemed to enjoy the IndyCar race, which was a real switch up for him, because normally he only likes his own race. Wow! HILLEZ!

You suck! You're an unfunny cloud-tracing douche! I'm like wow! Like this is crazy! Bunny now pleading with fans on her dumb blonde podcast, reminding them she and the country...

She knows she's a dumb blonde! ...start divorced in July, and their values aren't necessarily the same. Oh, so she's saying, AHHHH! I'm conservative! Of course you are!

You're a bust down! I'm getting death threats on my DMs. Alright, well that's stupid. I said no! I said she said dumb!

Zendaya is stepping away from the web. Well, the worldwide web. As a Spider-Man brand new day... Ah, so she's staying away from social media. That's what every freaking celebrity that wants sympathy to...

I'm leaving, bye! See you later! Bye! Justin Baldoni has a surprise meetup with conservative podcaster Candace Owens. Oh yeah!

I would plow her! She could call me Charlie all she wants! After she publicly defended him amid the Blake Lively lawsuit. The two smile in a selfie posted by Owens, showing the two posing together. Man, they got similar teeth!

...at an airport, and Candace says on X alongside the photo that their encounter was purely accidental. She writes August 31st, We asked Claude, There was an approximate 1 in 100 million chance that I ran into Justin Baldoni at an airport in Iceland. That is a small, real type of thing! On a Friday afternoon. All right, there's that.

Mm-hmm! Sheriff Grady Dudd defends flock cameras as a vital crime fighting tool. Of course he did! He's like, every other kiss ass cop! Where he's power hungry!

You know he was a freaking dork grown up. And he argues they're less intrusive than body cameras. Um, not at all! Cause body cameras can't tell you where a girlfriend's going. Mm-hmm!

You're just defending it! Cause you're like every other lick, you're like every other boot licker! You think cops are amazing, they can do no wrong! I'm sure everybody in your department uses it incorrectly. If you're having this type of energy, you dirtbag!

They're designed to be hardly noticed, but flock cameras have become the center of a growing debate over privacy. Yeah, you know, when you're stalking your girlfriend. Now listen, if people were not stalking their girlfriends, maybe I'd be done with it, but they're not using it correctly! And public safety. The automated license plate readers capture images of vehicles, including their license plates, and can alert law enforcement when a vehicle matches one connected to an investigation.

Or if it's a girlfriend that's cheating on you cause you're a loser cop with no game! Contrary to all of the rhetoric. Oh jeez, here comes the dumb moron! It does not invade personal. Yeah it does!

It wasn't even approved, it just showed up! Shut your ass! So I can't stand cops! Private space. Hey, what if it was spying on your family?

What if your skeleton's greedy? You act like you're so perfect! Shut up! It sits on a public right away and takes pictures of tags. But they're not using it for that!

All the cops are getting caught cheating, dad! If that wasn't happening, maybe! Cops being dirty? No way! And cars and car colors.

Not individuals. Sheriff Grady Judd is alert! Pushing back on the idea that flock cameras are too invasive. Of course he is! He's like every other cop that's a bubbler and thinks they're better than you when they're losers!

Judd argues body cameras can record much more. That's why my deputies don't wear body cameras because they... Because they're dirty! And if we were to see what was going on we probably wouldn't like it! Cause you're stuck in the 80s you dirty cop!

Invade your personal privacy. That's not it. Well if you don't have body cameras cause they're invading your personal privacy then get rid of flock cameras! Show your ass! Can you tell I'm not really a Grady Judd fan?

He's the freaking worst! You know what's even worse? Fucking Duke Energy. Kiss my ass! Thanks Juliana.

One new push to replace Duke Energy with a city owned power utility in St. Pete is happening today. Please! Can we have anything else? Besides what we currently have?

And it comes just one day after a new study commissioned by Duke Energy put a multi-billion dollar price tag on the potential takeover. Yeah here's the thing they always talk about what they're gonna do but they never change anything! All these politicians are in bed with Duke! And on your side Shinabashi... I'm glad you're on my side!

You're so hot Jenna! Tracking the latest this morning. Tonight's my birthday, you wanna get a steak? Hey Jenna! Hey good morning.

So the question of who powers St. Petersburg could soon be in the hands of voters. That new coalition of community leaders now looking to put that question on the 2028 ballot. Oh thank god! Why am I getting scammed when I live?

The goal? Replace Duke Energy with a city owned electric utility. Please! Even though I think a city owned electric company probably would be no different. Why?

Because it's the same city that sides with Duke. So they're douchebags! But a new study commissioned by Duke estimates it could cost between 2.7 and 4.1 billion dollars for St. Petersburg to acquire. Oh but we're gonna spend all the money on the race!

You suck! Or Duke's local operations. Leaders with Duke calling the new study an unprecedented proposal. Oh yeah, but you're unprecedented with your high rates! Shut up!

Ultimately costing customers. Saying in part, quote, this study makes it clear a government takeover of St. Petersburg electric service is unaffordable and irresponsible. Hey Duke! Go fuck yourself!

You're unaffordable you scumbag! This study looks at the value of Duke's local assets as Because there's no one else! Well as the city separating its portion of the grid. And there's another compli- I wish they would just go off the grid and go away! No, no, no, no!

...debating Duke's franchise agreement with the city expired at the end of July. Yeah and we should have got rid of them! But all the politicians spent the whole year debating what to raise and not taking care of their own! Man, they're screwing us! In a letter to Mayor Ken Welch- Ah, get rid of that douche!

You got me signing with Charlie Crest! Duke says the agreement provided the framework for everything from the use of city rights of way to franchise fees and liability. Whatever. You all suck! All you politicians!

You're all bitchasses! I hope you know that! Whoa! Hoppy hot topic! First side to 10.

Deputies are calling her the Black Widow. The Federal Service Office is accusing this woman of trying to poison an older man. Oh yeah! You know what the problem is? I love crazy women.

And she's got those crazy eyes! She met online. Fox 13's Kylie Jones is in the news. What up, Kylie? ...tonight with the latest on this bizarre story.

Kylie, what have you learned? Ali, according to detectives, it all started on a dating app. The 39-year-old- Oh yeah! ...woman is accused of getting into an intimate relationship with a man 30 years older than her. Oh yeah, she's got daddy issues!

Bull County Sheriff Grady Judd says she allegedly drugged his drinks on multiple occasions. Oh yeah! When a woman does it, it's kind of kinky. When a man does it, not so good! ...and once even sending him to the hospital.

Now this is- Man, she's got psychopath eyes. ...is Samantha Adams, the sheriff- Can you see that psychopath? ...office says she met a 69-year-old man from Haines City online. Man, that is a rough 39 on her part. But he only knew her as Nala.

Their relationship reportedly lasted about two to three months. The sheriff says Adams allegedly used a similar tactic on at least four occasions. Oh yeah! What a dork! ...at the victim's home and her home in Orange County.

While they were having alcoholic beverages- Oh yeah! ...banging each other out! Well, she was being friendly with him. She slipped him benzodiazepine. I've heard of it.

Now over the course of the- They should slip you some melatonin to shut up! Last month, the victim told detectives about several suspicious incidents where he was drinking at Adams' home. He reported that he would suddenly fall or pass out, even once backing into a law enforcement vehicle when- Oh yeah! Usually when I fall down it's after I climax. At least I felt some pleasure!

You know? That's the good type of falling down! Not the bad type. Oh yeah! Mm-hmm!

You are listening to a man that is now a year older. Now I know all the boomers are like, Oh my God, you're not as old as me though! I'm still allowed to feel old. If I lived to 66 years old, I'm currently 50% through my life. Can you tell I'm really digging getting old?

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Alright. You know, we can't do a Friday broadcast. Hold up. My mom's in there. She about to go to work, though.

Whatever. Hey, I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going to get you high today. Because it's Friday.

You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit to do. And I made a song about how much I hate my birthday. I'll just... Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Wait, he's screening them all.

Ah, yeah. He's screaming them all. The radio host is hosting, but the host one's hosting done. Every friend has got a message saying, hope you're having fun. Blah, bruh.

There's a voicemail from his brother. A group. I don't have it, brother. Crew. Video.

Well, my mom had a miscarriage one. You can see that he absolutely knew. We don't talk about Bruno. It would be 12 minutes long and feature everybody's face with somebody's dog in the foreground and a t- Uh-huh. Hug.

He'd give his whole heart away, then turn his phone to Airplay mode and call it self-care day. He loves his family deeply. That part is crystal clear. He just needs a little silence before- This is how I feel, Lauren, right there. Happy birthday, Ryan.

Yeah, we know you hate today. Happy birthday, Ryan. All your people came to say. Mm. Yeah.

We love you. We adore you. Mm-hmm. I just wanna call. Happy birthday, Ryan.

Wait, he's screening them all. Ah, James. Oh, oh, oh. Hey. He's screening them all.

I answered him. Oh, oh, oh. I didn't even want to talk to anybody. Put the phone down. Let the cake breathe.

Give the birthday man one minute. Oh, yeah. In the doorway, love packed. Wall to wall. He says, I'm grateful.

Just don't call. Happy birthday, Ryan. That's kind of true. Let the sarcasm commence. Happy birthday, Ryan.

Happy birthday, joy at your expense. Your family's loud and loving. And they're standing 10 feet tall. Happy birthday, Ryan. Now he's screening them all.

I am. Man, it's delightful having a family that cares about me. Take a rest. Don't get me wrong. I'm not ungrateful.

You're surviving with the past. It's just like, I don't know, I'm done. You hate the whole occasion. I'm just not a fun guy. But you would never surprise, you would never gush from the show.

You would be surprised. I'm not fun. I have fun moments. Like, I'll go see Toy Story 5. Put it on speaker.

AI is weird. I was making that five minutes ago. Oh, yeah. Let me redo this. And then maybe, no, no, no, no.

Oh my God. Cannot believe I'm 33. And I feel like I have no one to like talk to about it besides millennials. So if I talk to any boomer, they're all like, well, you could be as old as me. Like, well, you guys could buy a house by making $10,000 a year.

Not exactly excited about being a year older. I'm not mad about it. It's just, you would never think, you would listen to this show. Mm-hmm. And you would think that I love attention.

I kind of do. But I like attention, like, anonymity attention. Like, Pinellas podcast. Always on camera. That's fine.

He wants to be seen. I post a five second video of me. It's on my social media. I like posting my show, outraging people. And then leaving.

I just do it differently. So like, it's like, phone call after phone call after phone call. I don't want to come off like an ungrateful brat. That's the thing is I feel like if people hear this and be like, you got mad. No, no, no, no.

I just, I just, I don't know. It's just not exciting. It's just another day. But then it's like September 4th comes and it's like, I have this weird love hate with it. We're like, I love it.

I love it when people call for my, I love hate it. So someone calls for my birthday. I don't want that phone call, but I kind of like the phone call because of my ego. But then once it's over with, then I'm like, oh, can we, can we go back to talking about me all the time? It's part of my only child syndrome.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm really doing a good sales pitch out there. For dating me. I'm a real delight.

And it's like friends that benefits I have. I don't want this girl didn't hit me up. Forget my birthday. My mom was like all sad that I said my birthday made me sad. What an exciting segment this was, right?

Just delightful radio. Because I try to be grateful. So I was talking to one family member and this family member is not really into like radio. They want to remember me as like me in the 90s. They don't want to really think about like me, you know, talking about what sucks on air.

And the family member was like, well, you, you could be back in Cleveland. I'm like, wow, thank you. You want to hear what it was like when I was growing up? Here's a little home video. Merry Christmas.

There's my grandma. Okay, next. She's like me. She doesn't want to be on camera and she's drinking. So he don't want to sit.

It's so such a visual. If you want to see any of my home videos, what you got to do is type in like hoppy1995949697. It wouldn't let me make a playlist because it's like trying to keep kids safe and it would have been nice to have it all organized. But they're all out there. If you want to see what it was like being me.

I love this generational divide that we have going on here. This generational divide is not like religious versus being atheist or boomers versus millennials, even though it kind of is. I love the radio hosts. I saw Anthony Cumbia made a video recently about, oh, and I'm a huge OOP and Anthony fan. He unfollowed me on Twitter.

I don't think he likes me anymore because I don't like Carl from who are these podcasts. But it's the whole, oh, I'm on radio and they're all just podcasts. It's just a part of the era of what we grew up in, dude. Like, I don't know. I don't understand the radio host in the 90s.

All the Gen Xers when they were in their 30s, the boomers passed the torch. And then the, of course, radio is still good for Gen X because you guys didn't pass the torch. But then you wonder why everyone's going to kick Twitch stream. All of that, dude. You can't just re fucking schedule or not reschedule, but you can't just like gatekeep and then be like, well, why is everybody under 30 now listening?

Because they can't relate because you're like their aunt. The other thing that's been driving me nuts recently is I feel like I've been having to defend Chicago. I got to this Calabar that's kind of magna, mega. And they're just like, what's going on with Chicago? And I'm like, I don't know.

Why don't we just leave Chicago alone? It's already the second city. It's already the forgotten city. We would let it be. Let it suffer.

We've suffered enough as a city. I love people that are like, oh my god, it must be so great being tall. Oh, it must be amazing. Yeah, I usually hurt my back when I'm sleeping. And I can't really lift anymore because of my back.

Oh, it's wonderful and dandy. It's so amazing. Oh, it's great. Not really, man. You're never anonymous.

Everyone always knows where you are. And it's just that I'm a clumsy guy. So I kind of amandafacet. 856-49-HOPiAT564946773. Also on my mind, it's this weird thing.

And nobody else that I know on LinkedIn goes for this because a lot of my friends have normal jobs. But there's like these people from Dubai. All their names are like MD Patel something. MD Kash Patel. I don't know.

And they're always like, I gave you 70 download top of podcast chart. If you sign up service, they always have like the worst grammar. And they all look the same. They all look like they're from like Dubai. And that they have like facial hair and it's just very strange.

Very, very strange. Here's a video right here. I just curled out. Just do it. I don't care if they're our friends.

I don't care if you're scared. I don't care. And there's this girl at this smoke shop. I've been really wanting to ask her. Think that you're chopped.

Just ask her out. And if she says no, she says no, but you're not going to be wondering for the rest of your life. Yeah. I've done that before. There is a.

There is a Gen Z Tampa Bay morning radio host, a female who followed me when she worked in another city. And I think she might have heard a little bit of hoppy hour. And I went to DM her the other day because she moved here. I was trying to take her out and I saw she unfollowed me and I was like, oh, probably didn't like the Taylor Swift rants. I'm kind of getting that kind of on.

There's a certain type of girl that likes me. It's usually bisexual, free spirit. And I can, you know, not take jokes, but I'm not a pretty I'm not ugly per se, but I'm not like like I see like Scott Tablin on Fox 13. That's great. It's wonderful.

It's dandy looking all handsome with his muscles and all that. I'm like, oh, I'd be nice. But then also I'd have to be Scott Tablin. Here's Hunter Biden on Elon Musk. I had little experience with with Elon and because he really, really attacked me during the time.

Because yeah, you know, he was a leader in that. That gave a whole new life and energy to the whole Hunter Biden question of suppression of, you know, blah, blah, blah. And it is a long breath. And I was really angry. What the fuck?

And he's a really broken person. You don't say you're on broken breaking news. Call the press. He said he has had 100 percent incredible amount of trauma in his life. Yeah, you know.

And I don't say this to be revealing of anything that's not already out there. His father is a really, really awful human being. Yeah, you know, I didn't really say he was proud of his son. And and people can go look for themselves, but I think it's very unlikely that his father did not treat him like the way that he treated every other child in his life. His father.

Elon, I'm not saying he deserved it because he was a kid at one point, but you definitely see he's got that attitude. You see it, you know, the evil there. They're the archetype. There you go. Hunter Biden, you got no skeletons.

Here is Jerry Seinfeld only not only fans, Jerry Seinfeld, AI of Elaine doing only fans are finding out Jerry. You have no idea. The numbers are astronomical. I've pivoted to only fans and I am practically a mogul mogul. Right.

And a swimsuit in my kitchen. It's about the brand, Jerry, the aesthetic. I'm providing high value content, high value content. I can't wait to see the quarterly report on the swimsuit mogul. My dad was a huge Seinfeld fan.

So I wonder why he would have thought of that. He would not let me watch Friends because they slept around, but then like Seinfeld where they sleep around, that's allowed. Man, fuck dad. I have daddy issues for things. If the story is all this time, when I'm Ryan Hoppe against the approval of men, it gives him the same dopamine as getting laid.

To the women putting men in celibate relationships when they're married. Yeah, that's why I only get married. You're absolutely disgusting. You got to be busting down. Because what do you mean he cooks, he cleans?

He does all the work. Can you just lay around watching Treasure? Not Treasure, the Love Island. He works, he provides. And yet you're still telling him no in the bedroom.

Yeah, and then you wonder why he cheats. We got semen to unload. Oh, geez. Hey, Christian Singles, just a reminder. Marriage will not fix your unhealthy relationship with sexual desire.

No, you don't say. The whole wait until marriage and not living with someone is stupid. Because there's like, don't you want to like, I mean, living with somebody is the perfect way to figure out if you're meant to be or not. I mean, I'm sworn like oh for two. You know what I mean?

So if you find yourself in the category of severely sexually shut down, of desire is bad, everything's sinful. I'm not going to connect to my body at all. Whatever sinful and all the Gen Z religious kids, whatever. You'll be surprised when you're dead and there's nothing. King Von's baby mama testifies in court that she was she was at OTF Vonnie's house the day before Von's murder.

Don't know what that sentence means, but he didn't marry you for celibacy. He married you for monogamy. Hell yeah. Women that keep put that keep that quit putting out. Now, what are you good for?

We're friends. No, you can be friends with a guy and go watch sports together. No, no one watches sports on or go out to game. The thing that makes a relationship different from a friendship is sex. Hmm.

What's going on here? Guys, if a woman ever says this, the likelihood is that it's a lie. If she if she ever promotes her link in the bio. Ever says that she was hanging out with somebody for a while, like four, six. This is this girl.

I don't know her name. She's a hot piece of ass, but she got this vibe that whenever she gives out this dating advice, it's her talking about her flaws. Six, eight dates and never slept with him. I'm telling you right now, that woman is fibbing. All right.

What's going on here? There's some women that will literally pick shitty guys over and over and over and over and over and over again. And then they're like, these guys gave me like shit. And we're looking at them like, well, they were shitty from second one and you still went and slept with them and did this. It's like your judgment.

Like, oh, I mean, I cannot tell if she'd be good and better. She either would be made. Sit or not. Here is a blue face and a via talking about if they should break up. I'm just going to be dead.

You're not my baby. Daddy. No, that's not right. He eats noodles like a scumbag. I tried to make you my girl.

You was active for me. It's funny, man. You can't take the hood out of him. He's still eating baby. He's still eating baby.

I was. No, he's still eating noodles. How? You went on a whole fucking trip. What the fuck are you talking about?

I made you my girl. And you literally went on a whole trip within the next fucking couple days. Yeah, they need to break up. Here is the pretty boy mugshot guy from 14 years ago. Jeremy talking.

I would say on the third day, that's when just floods and floods of letters from all over the world. Oh, geez. I'll probably get in 300 letters a day. I have a question. Is it women saying like, oh, my gosh, because we we everything.

Yeah. It's that Matthew Cox guy. He always gets the felons on his podcast. I think he had bubba on it. Is there is because I can only imagine because we have average looking guy.

I am. Eight, five, six, forty nine. I mean, the woman will keep you on the hook. The emotional hook. Well, they say to you that they're not ready for a relationship or want to take things slow.

Yeah, you know, they're kind of dirty, rotten morons at times. I mean, every gender is. Blah, blah, blah. Well, they are actually out trying to find other men to date that is a better partner than you. Yeah.

It's happened to me a little bit. Here is a bell at the age you're talking about orgasms. When you're getting fucked in the ass. Like my. It's not your clip.

I don't need to. Yes, it is, because I don't come from me. I'm just getting kind of jaded. You got a weird clip. It's a KFC, the podcast from Barstool.

He cheated on his wife at a pregnant woman. He cheated on his wife when she was pregnant. Andretta and died in Romania on sex charges of having sex with a 15 year old. Yeah, he's a nepo baby loser. Oh, is he ever.

You don't look at him and go, oh, what a good guy. And your tape on him in the lab. I think he would have some good bottle service. I wonder what it would be like clubbing with Andrew Tane. Definitely have to watch what you said.

Blueface bought a mansion in California for his family. I should have bought it in another state. You could have got a bigger house. I'm. Denise Richards doesn't want to pay her acts.

It's funny. You don't want to pay for alimony. Now you know how men feel. Lil Dirk was erasing things from his burner phones, but kept connecting his burner phones to the same Wi-Fi. Dumbass.

Dominic Chianisi from. Sopranos is going to be doing a podcast because he wants to have people remember him when he's 95 years old. Northwest has a new nose ring, which is concerning to me. I know a lot of teenagers have nose rings, but I just feel like they're robbing her of her childhood. Diddy's release date was moved up again.

For February, it was originally February 20th. Now it's February 5th, 2028. Just let them out now. Pointless. Spencer Pratt and Ryan Reynolds are not getting along.

I cannot think of two bigger douchebags. Jax Taylor, I guess, calls Brittany Carr right to our word during arguments with a delightful guy. Alex Earl has a new TV show. Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are in Venice. And there's more victims of Dejane Love coming up.

All right, let's see what's going on here. Today on TNC. Okay, the culture wars have now extended to dogs. Oh yeah. Because there was one congressperson who yelled at another.

It's a sheen, and he did not transgender my dog. Hold on, is it a small dog? It's a little dog. It's one thing if it's a German Shepherd and you can see, but a small dog that's close to the ground. Just reach your hand in, you don't have to look.

Ew! Oh jeez. Ew! Tiger Woods' license got suspended for f- Yeah, this is a pain in the a- Five years after he pled guilty to reckless driving, he's got Vanessa Trump right by his side, his girlfriend. The judge said if you drive again, you are going to jail.

What if Vanessa's like, I'll drive you anywhere you want to go? That's a risk too. Which is riskier, his girlfriend driving him or him driving her? Oh yeah. Stop it.

Good old sexism. Travis Kelce is finally talking about his wedding with Taylor. Oh, give this shit, I don't want to hear about it. Don't I need to tell you the good parts? Eeeeee.

Setting him up for fa- What's going on here? You are setting him up for failure. Where adult online entertainment is his only outlet, or Suzy Q at the office, starts really looking at tra- Oh yeah, Suzy Q doesn't use teeth. Active. Listen, ladies, don't play dumb with me.

There you go. Eeeeee. Uh, Lil Derrick could face life in prison, Blueface got targeted by another swat, and then there's this. I would really love to meet a guy who's been through hell and back in his life, that's just like really been through a lot. And I would love to show him, you know, that it gets worse.

Ha ha ha. Now it does for you, and we age better, because I'm, nevermind. I just felt like we- Here is Amber Rose and Ray J talking about their relationship. We were far away from home, there was a lot of anxiety. Oh yeah.

It was. There was three people in the room. Man, you know Amber Rose has a huge bony comp. Me, blame it on Quay, and Tiffany. Nah, it was four people.

Nah, it's- Oh yeah, it's always Tiffany, right? Quay got out, remember? He got mad because I was in the bed with you. He got pissed. Whatever.

Sounds like a little bit. Shout out to Quay. Quay. I don't remember that, but I'll say- I don't think you remember much, honey. We had- Because you wanted- You failed as a host of Love Line.

To be with you. Okay, because Quay has slept with me a couple times. Oh yeah. You know, she can get turned around. In the bed.

There you go, absolutely riveting. What's going on here? Beerman Jr. has officially been indicted in Georgia on- Cry Beerman Jr. Multiple charges, including aggravated child molestation and aggravated sodomy.

You know what you're going to do? I think everyone knows what sound effects come in. Here's how you solve it. Ready? Mmm, fine.

See you later, bun. Burn in hell. I have no sympathy for pedophiles, dude. Suck my ass! Please don't.

No! Stop me! Hot topic! Tiger Woods driving privileges have been revoked. Yeah, you know, I hope it was worse then.

You know, all the cops around there are going to be looking for him on the road. There ain't no anonymous Joe, especially with the flat cameras. Five months after the golfer pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence and refusing a drug test following his involvement in a car crash, he changed his plea to no contest on September 2nd. Alright, so there's the man. Let's see what's here.

Stop me! Hot topic! Will you start filming? Here's Alex Earl being interviewed by Danny Direkto from Entertainment Tonight. Man, he was meant to do entertainment news with their last name, Direkto.

This show right after Dancing with the Stars, right? We did, actually. That's so pretty. I had a lot of sex behind the scenes. Like January.

Everywhere I step out, there's a story. Huh? Come over, candy. Alright, so Alex Earl being a buss on. I'm not sticking up with you about actions.

Everybody else only knows their side. Alright, so there's, um, riveting stuff. Sure, it's going to be a dreadful reality show. We're going to start with Matthew Perry, you know, over the years. Obviously, the late Friends star gave us so many hilarious and sarcastic moments as Chandler Bing.

You're a f***ing catb**t! You're a f***ing catb**t! Catb**t! Alright, so they're making a docu-series on him. I hope they're honest about him being a douche and not like, you know, kissing ass.

Stop me! Hot topic! We're going to turn now to the war in the Middle East and President Trump... Oh, what a fun topic. Thank God!

...saying that the US launched large and powerful strikes on Iranian targets yesterday near the Strait of Hormuz. As fighting between the two nations ramps up once again, the war continues... Alright, so it's making everything cost more. Goody goody gumdrop! Now to an AI ban in the largest school district in the country.

Just as students get ready to head back to school, Elizabeth Schultz is joining us now with the details. Elizabeth, good morning. Good morning, Whit. This is a sweeping ban on AI for more than half a million students and teachers just days before they head back to school in the nation's biggest school district, New York. Alright, so they banned phones.

Jim Thornton is attempting to clear his name. Yeah, this guy looks like a creep. I'm telling you, you all think like, I mean, besides Anthony Crombie, you think all the shock jokes are weirdos behind the scenes. It's the clean cut people. Look up Eric Ferguson of Eric and Kathy.

After Wheel of Fortune announced that its longtime announcer was suspended from the ABC game show following undisclosed allegations, his lawyer is speaking out to defend him. He just looks like a weirdo. Colin looks like a T-MU version of the... What was that gay character on... Gay character on 30 Rock.

What was his name? The one that was like not... You know what I'm talking about, the one with the southern accent. He looks like a T-MU version of that. Thornton's attorney tells TMZ in a September 1st statement that the announcer did not...

Got big old teeth. ...engage in any illegal conduct, was not arrested, and has not been charged with any crimes. So I guess he was looking at like child stuff while on a plane for an hour and what an idiot. You want some free coffee? Hot topic!

Jim Curtis isn't afraid to share his struggles with Jennifer Aniston. In fact, the hypnotists shared insight into his health journey during an onstage conversation... I don't like hypnotists. They creep me out because they're funny. ...with the Friends star at the 92nd Street Y in New York.

God, she's such a hot piece of ass, though. ...City September 2nd to celebrate the release of his new book, The Book of Possibility. Alright, so there you go. He had paralysis in the past. Hope he feels better.

Today on TMZ... Oh, dude. There is one gentleman in Washington, D.C. Randy Fine. Oh, yeah, he looks like a good ass dude!

Who is the ultimate politician and his answer to everything wasn't me. You remember, there was a rain camera video of him going up to someone's door knocking and then rifling through their mail. Losee! His office confirmed that was him, so we asked him about it. You're not sure the video is real?

Your office confirmed it was you! What a fucking dork. My office didn't look like me. No, no, no! They said the person was you!

I don't know how they could have told you that. I don't know how you can work for someone like that. What do you mean? Yeah, he'd be an ass whore. Can you imagine arguing with this man like if he works for him?

We argue with him every day! Oh, I coughed. Oh, yeah, they don't like Harvey. Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend, Jim Curtis, he gave some rare insight into their relationship. We do a lot of meditation.

We do a lot of talk. Oh, you know how they meditate after coming. Fitting with your partner sounds like a nightmare. Why? Try it.

I went to punk. She's a knowing hag. You know that woman could tell you. Springs, there's this place that's like a retreat. And they have a meditation pool.

And I got kicked out of the pool. She was like, was swimming. She was like, was swimming. I thought it. Gal Gadot.

I thought I got kicked out for trying to blow the guy. Has never received a coconut cake from Tom Cruise. All right, I got the important news. There's literally wars going on around the world. And we're talking about cake.

Oh, jeez. Yo! Happy Hot Topic! He did get down on one knee and proposed. Taylor Frankie Paul is sharing some details about her time on The Bachelorette.

Oh, jeez. In a sneak peek at the upcoming fifth season of The Secret Lives of Woman Wives, shared on Hulu's Get Real podcast, Taylor is interrogated by her fellow cast members. Oh, yeah! They won all the juicy teen channels. And you know, there's a lot of parts about Taylor Frankie Paul that are juicy.

About her season on the ABC Dating Show, which never aired due to domestic violence allegations between the allegations. Now we have the fucking video of him beating the shit out of her. Mm! Don't let her get off Scott Freak, because she's a woman. Her and her ex, Dakota Mortensen.

Wasn't there a part of you that was like, he looks like Dakota? I didn't start seeing that until people said it around me. I actually did not see the night I met him. I know. She actually got proposed to.

Wow, fucking innovative. Mm! Katy Perry breaks silence on her really hard breakup from Orlando Bloom. More than a year ago. Yeah, breakups are annoying, because I kind of get addicted to the person.

Yeah, it's not really fun. After the Fireworks singer and Orlando ended their engagement, she's now sharing insight into the months that followed. Katy tells people in an interview published on September 3rd, it was probably the hardest time. My friends were all hanging out back home. I was crying and just feeling far away.

Alright, that sucks. I've been there before and you lose friends because of the breakups. Mm, the phonies! Billy Ray Cyrus isn't feeling achy breaky over Miley Cyrus's name change. Oh yeah, you know she's got raging daddy issues.

Cause if a woman wants to change her last name from her dad's, yeah. That is a woman that's fun and bad, but will hate all men, especially if they're bisexual. After his daughter dropped her surname to debut her forthcoming bass persuades album out September 18th, her dad shared his reaction. And he was like freaking dark, isn't he? September 2nd Instagram post writing quote, family means more than ever now.

I always called my little girl Miley. Joke. All right, here we go. Should actually call about it. Some dads get really mad at my ex's dad.

Mm-hmm. Theo James is clearing up the rumors on Meghan Markle's involvement in The Gentleman. Oh yeah. Following speculation that the Duchess of Sussex would be joining the Netflix series for its third season, Theo sets the record straight. Oh, joke.

He tells town and country about Meghan's potential casting. No, I think that was mainly hot air. And while the actor, yeah, he's like, we do not want that broad around here. Mm-hmm. He's like, absolutely not, we're good.

Get away from us. I just. This man dressed like the hungry caterpillar has been seen by millions. And while internet fame may sound like winning, he's actually a loser. Loser.

Woke up to a, my husband doing a fantasy football punishment. Yeah, fantasy football. I was never gonna, I had one time, I had a few moments here and there and I didn't know anything special. Happy Sunday in this house. So it was him with cheese on his face, how riveting, stupid Caucasian things.

Mm-hmm. When it comes to street credibility, Dr. Dre put it best. 50 Cent is the definition of street hip hop. Oh yeah, he's a gangster.

And my cell phone and laptop wallpaper of when I met 50. You're talking about hip hop and street. Wow, that was a year and a half ago. You should have 50's picture on that. Yeah, he really lives the gangster life.

In today's episode, 50 Cent reacts to a viral video featuring Tony Ayo. In the clip, a trained dog can be seen biting Tony Ayo, catching him completely off guard. All right, dang, there's that. Let's see what we got here. Kelly Osbourne is heading out of Hollywood after the loss of her father.

Bye, see you later. It's like people that leave dating apps in one hour. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. The apartment emailed me. Mr.

Her. I got my, you remember when Luna got stuck in a wall last week? Yeah, it's been fixed. They're Ozzy Osbourne and are appearing breakup with Sid Wilson, the father. All right, so they're moving.

That was a very strange segment on my ADHD. So much occurred, but Kelly, eat a cheeseburger. All right, let's get the show back on track. Jennifer Lawrence is getting candid about cosmetic procedures. Listen, Jennifer, you are so fricking beautiful.

Oh, my God, I love the meat on your body. You look good. You don't need any procedure done. I don't understand why Hollywood is so hard on themselves. I know a lot of women are afraid to age.

You know, just because of them not getting roles, but Jennifer, you are a beautiful woman. Stay the way. The Hunger Games actress reveals details too vogue about her routine baby Botox while sharing her take on- Oh, my God, I love just a naturally aging woman. A few wrinkles on your face, it's fine. It looks so fake.

Plastic surgery, including the one procedure she's still not certain about. There's no baby towel. You don't need any procedures. You're- Ah! Unfortunately, I saw you naked when the fappening came out 20 years ago.

Jennifer tells vogue- You really like clam chowder as my kelton says. In an interview published on September 3rd, oh, I'm really nervous about these fat transfers. Baby, you know, why are they doing this? Can someone just tell Jennifer Lawrence to listen to this segment? And someone let them know it's gonna be fine.

I mean, Jesus Christ! I support other people doing them because I want to continue to watch and see what happens. Come on, man. You're fine. Literally and vaginally.

But I don't know about that. I mean, I would love to have a buckle fat removal. No, just chill and make movies. You don't need anything done. I can't because everybody would know, but just know that I want that.

You need help. You need to just get taken to Powtown. Jennifer also shares which beauty treatment she does partake in but doesn't exactly love. Saying, I hate getting my hair colored. I also hate going- I've heard it's very boring.

To the nail salon. Well, if you hate going to the nail salon and getting your hair done, then don't do anything. Just age naturally because you're so cute. Jenny J. Walfarley is on the mend.

Rather than sending her kids off to school for their first day, the Jersey Shore cast member revealing in an Instagram post- She got a great rack. September 3rd, that she is currently in the hospital. In the caption, the mother of 11-year-old Melani and 10-year-old Grayson, right? Oh, it was Parkinson's. This past week has probably been one of the hardest- Her daughter looks just like her.

Jesus Christ, we're gonna move on, but that is very strange. Not really. Maria Bartiromo is going off air. No! After more than a decade on Fox- Not the annoying hag.

Fox Business parent company, Fox Media, confirms the anchor departed the network on September 3rd. Bye, bitch. See you later. We got a stupid, you know, opinions. Mm.

856-49-Hobby. Hoppy, hot topic! Oh, what do we have here? What's happening in the club? Mm.

Lindsay Clancy's attorney is asking for the removal of a juror. As deliberations continued on whether the 36-year-old is criminally responsible for the 20-23 deaths of her three young children, Clancy's attorney, Kevin Reddington, requested that- Yeah, anyone that sides with this broad, you make all women look bad. She's a terrible person. Judge William F. Sullivan removed one member of the jury on September 3rd.

He accused the juror of, quote, refusing to listen to the judge's instructions about reasonable doubt and holding up the verdict in the murder case. Yeah, you know, you got all these jurors, they get such a big ego. Mm. Reddington told the judge, according to a video from the trial posted to YouTube by USA Today, the court has an instruction from the four persons- All right, so there's, uh, then there's this right here. You're so happy, hot topic!

The trial is locked in on Michelle Randolph. Just two months after the Anyone But You star went Instagram official with Michelle, he shared a behind-the-scenes- I just wanna know if you- Ah! What's Sydney Swing? In their relationship. When TMZ asked Glenn September 3rd if he's nervous to go public with this girl, he said, nah, it's never nerve-racking if you believe it.

Mm, there you go. And then there's this. Two, three. Jersey Shore forever! No!

The Jersey Shore cast goes back to where it all started. Nearly two decades after Nicole Snooki- That is disgusting. Nearly two dec- Think about that. Nearly two decades. Mm.

Polizzi, Mike the Situation, Sorrentino, Jenny J. Wau Farley, Paulie D., and Minnie Guadagnino first arrived at the beachside house, the caspid farewell to an era, with the final episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. The September 3rd finale was packed with unforgettable moments, including Sammy's sweetheart, Giongola's wedding to Justin and- Such a hot piece of ass. Which took place on her ex-boyfriend, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's 40th birthday. Oh, that sucks.

That's a little dig at him. As well as a final goodbye to seaside height. So there's that and there's this. I would find that under case, Massachusetts case law and statutory law, the jury did not ask to be sent back, which would be a possibility if they had requested it to be sent back to them. But under the statutes and the case law, I don't feel I have any choice but to declare mistrial.

All right, great. Good. God, we overthink cases in America. She dead! She's a dumb broad!

Horse did it! The fuck's wrong with you, people? Time for Taylor Swift and those. Mmm, mmm. Woo!

Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! You keep a list so long Of every name you broke You turn to the headlines Then you watch the whole thing flow Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo Always the victim post Always the perfect face You sign that little paper And you leave no little trace Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo Tell me who gets blamed You never say your name You flip the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk away It's always them, always them Never you, never you It's always them, always them That's your favorite thing to do Sign the silence, catch the pain Where the haloes will stay It's always them, always them Never you, never you Woo!

Never you, never you From boost to biggest takers Same story, different suit You show the small town soft pain Then you pull the velvet loose Now every exit, baby And every scar's a brand You say you're just being honest With the mic in your hand Tell me who gets blamed You never say your name You flip the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk away It's always them, always them Never you, never you It's always them, always them That's your favorite thing to do Sign the silence, catch the pain Where the haloes will stay It's always them, always them Never you, never you Woo! You love the crowd when you cheer You love the room when you choose a size But if the mirror talks back You disappear and stop Woo! Wrap it up! Woo! Say it's off!

Woo! Play it safe! Then you make somebody else the call It's always them, always them Never you, never you It's always them, always them That's your favorite thing to do Sign the silence, catch the pain Where the haloes will stay It's always them, always them Never you, never you It's always them, always them Never you, never you It's always them, always them That's your favorite thing to do Woo! It's going out with this brun. I can't say thank you to everyone without a special thank you to the Adam Zinke and the Travis Sandler He has been just the best person on this planet Travis Kelsey is looking back on his and Taylor Swift's special day The Chief's tight end reflected on his star-studded July 3rd while speaking with co-host and brother Jason Kelsey during the season 5 premiere of their podcast New Heights which dropped September 2nd Jason let his younger brother take the lead of the conversation That's a nice sign.

He's more talented Travis began by describing the night as insane and magical as he shared he wished it could have lasted longer There you go. Interesting, right? What's going on? Let's see here. Hey, thanks.

49, huh? What's going on here? Busta Rhymes recently took a moment to praise Eminem on the Who's House podcast Oh yeah! giving Eminem his flowers and highlighting the legacy Em has built over the years During the conversation, DJ Wukid joked about the possibility of unreleased songs sparking laughter in the studio Ah, it's good. I always like laughter Now let's talk about rappers The Game and Rick Ross If you didn't know, Rick Ross recently addressed The Game and the sales of his new album Rick Ross didn't exactly diss The Game but he appeared to criticize the album's performance suggesting that the low sales were a sign that the project wasn't good Yeah, these rappers are losers!

I know listenership and ratings are important but people obsess on it Mm-hmm. Oh, this person's got 70 downloads, this person's got 700 Whatever! We're all gonna die! Now The Game has responded to Rick Ross In a statement, The Game said It ain't one person on this earth listening to this walking dustbins album It really wasn't bad but he just ran his mouth, dude Let me shut up. Time for a flat camera suck Enough is enough!

Badge, badge, and that Flat camera suck Hear the whole room shout Power without limits We're calling it out No more stalking, no more spying No more loopholes, no more lying Flat camera suck Happy hour! Turn it up! More than a license and a smile Flat camera suck When they're used like that Watching their families abusing the badge Imagine that Flat camera suck Hear the whole room shout Power without limits We're calling it out For a warrant, for a case, for a real emergency Not revenge dressed up As authority, accountability Sunshine, oversight Keep the public safe without killing privacy rights Flat camera suck When they're used like that Watching exes abusing the badge Imagine that Flat camera suck Let the record ring out Happy hour says misuse Ex-man to get out now Right now No! Happy hot topic! These little devices have caused a lot of controversy I was wondering what they were when I first saw them I thought it was like solar In Central Florida and nationwide Talking about flock cameras and license plate readers A few days ago, about three days ago The state of Florida has required that all of the flock cameras have to come down from state highways And they've been given 30 days to do that Hell yeah!

Each agency Man, DeSantis makes me hate them less by liking them From police departments to sheriff departments have been sharing their thoughts on Or I mean by not liking it This new memo from the Florida Department of Transportation But some sheriff's offices Man, this reporter's got really cute eyes Like Orange County and Volusia County Still say that there's a benefit to these Watch out for those counties! Those dirty pigs That's all that is Happy hot topic! Who's watching the people watching us? One case of flock misuse May be a snapshot of a bigger oversight problem You don't say! Like I said, there's 108,000 towns in America If one cop from every department's misusing it, you have 108,000 cops I'm News 5 Investigator Tara Morgan And Ohio law So an Ohio lawmaker wants to get rid of it Mm-hmm Action is Jax has told you about people vandalizing flock cameras Check this out Action is Jax came across a person cutting down a flock camera yesterday In St.

John's County This is on Dermond Creek Boulevard near Florida All right, so that happened Happened here I'm Chad Mills in Pinellas County where a fight is brewing over whether cameras like those may I'm gonna tell you right now before it even begins I do not like Sheriff Bob of Pinellas County I know a lot of Pinellas County residents that were born and raised here And everybody has a story about this douchebag He's a power-hungry moron and he's dirty And I have friends in the comic community that have been to jail before And I know it's not supposed to be a fun place But they dehumanize you worse than people I know that have been in Hillsborough County side They're just douchebags So of course he's gonna like flock cameras He's a pig Manufactured by flock safety should remain on county roads We cannot fight crime in the Stone Age Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gaultieri You have the Stone Age but you guys are misusing it That's the problem You can like it all you want Oh flock never... Shut up, you're misusing it Making the case for flock and other license plate reading cameras Even though the state has ordered those cameras removed from state highways Gaultieri won't voluntarily remove the 50ers He looks just like a penis He literally is a dickhead Man, I have so many stories about him But I don't know if they're true so I ain't gonna say it So license plate cameras that are along county roads It just makes sense like that he would like it And I'm not anti-cop Obviously you saw in Seattle when they had that area where there were no cameras or no cops Everything went to crap But I don't like when cops are looking for things I wish there could just be a day If there's no arrests or no reason to pull people over Whatever But they're always looking for things Especially in Pinellas County He says they've helped deputies recover stolen cars Find missing people and That's great For every two stories of cops using it correctly There's about six of cops misusing it So shut your ass Solve violent crimes That's great, it's wonderful Only use it for that, but you're not Taking away the tools that lead to effective crime reduction And getting rid of things that let us stalk our lives Because we think they're cheating on us while we're on the force Really lead to crime increasing And the only winners if that happens are the criminals Are the ex-girlfriends that don't want to be stalked, you moron But Pinellas County Commissioner Vince Nowicki says the technology has gone too far So I've gotten several emails and dozens of phone calls over the last few weeks That this is a privacy issue You don't say, breaking news Becoming a police state Nowicki has drawn up a plan that would end the county's contracts with Flock and other license plate camera providers We didn't even get the vote on it It just came out of nowhere Oh wow, let me see, 54th Avenue, I know where that is Interesting, there's one right there Remove the cameras from county roads Gultieri says that's the wrong approach But his defense also raised questions about what protections are in place to prevent the cameras Yeah, whenever you talk to a cop that's for it or a Republican that's for it They're like, well, it could just come in, and you also stalk people From being misused Gultieri says deputies are supposed to enter a case number with every camera search Yeah, but they're not doing that buddy That's the problem Is they're not doing that Buddy acknowledged the system allows them to search without those case numbers Yeah, you could like have a warrant to use it, that's fine, but you're pretty much admitting I like it because I can stalk people God, Bob, you're a douche You make Grady Judd look like a saint, and that's freaking hard And everyone knows I'm team Chad Chronister Hey, yo It's harder than a baseline boom Radio snitching, hockey spitting the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing the bull No more lies, no more disguise He got the receipts, calling out the spies Morning shows faker than they laughed at six Producers goes right, host writer scripts Interns running miles, unpaid trips While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks He's the voice that the FM fears Mic in hand, cutting through veneers Pulling cards, no regard for careers Broadcast assassin, they all in kids Jingle jingling, fake contents ringing Same top 40, same song singing Corporate puppet, strings all clinging Poppy's here with a T-Sail saying USO, Poppy Hot Topic Premier Networks has extended his partnership with Clay Travis, keeping him alongside Buck Sexton on Man, Buck is like a douchebag I have a love hate with Clay He obsesses over conservative points But I do like his loud mouth personality I liked him when he did the out kick morning show Out kick the coverage on Fox Sports like 10 years ago National radio, the deal also expands I Hard Media's relationship with Travis's new sport and state That's good Media company, as the two sides, a partner to launch a new podcast network Tied to Travis's broader media operations In addition, I Hard Media will handle advertising sales across sport and state's digital Yeah, they need that money And web content Fox News continue to dominate the cable news ratings in August Led by the month's top rated program, The Five The Fox News program averaged 3.3 million total viewers during the month Remaining as cable news' most watched show in August Meanwhile Yeah, I don't like any of the cable news But there's something about Fox News, even though I can't stand it That it's got the best production Like CNN, I feel like I'm being bitched at And MSNBC is the snoozefest CNN saw another promising MSNBC hasn't been good since when they had done IMS The next month of growth is the network's all 45.1% year-over-year gain in primetime Compared to last August NHL clubs are moving their local streaming rights to Amazon Prime Video Ah, here comes all the frickin' boomers complaining about it Beginning with the 2026-2027 season Starting next season, the Carolina Hurricanes, Anaheim Ducks, Columbus Blue Jackets Dallas Stars, Minnesota Wild, and St. Louis Blues will stream locally Ah, yeah, Minnesota ain't gonna like that Here's Mike McVeigh I do believe that a big way out for all of us Once finances are taken care of Is going to be multi-platform Um, I don't think this group will yell about radio But often when I say we need to stop calling it radio It's radio is a delivery thing I don't know if it should be called audio, but all I know is this When Tim Roberts' morning show in Detroit is on air On social media, on streaming, on reels That's where we have to be More platforms, more distribution More sharing the wealth and passing it to the next generation And we have to focus on that thing that seems to be cut first And that's talent And so my state of the station would be The times are tough, they're gonna get tougher before we get through it This is my homie Mike McVeigh That's just where I think we are If you ever read Chuck Yeager's book Who was a pilot who was the first guy to break the sound barrier His plane was shaking apart before he broke the sound barrier And once he broke the sound barrier, it got smooth We're still having bolts fall out of the plane I love Mike McVeigh, I love my fun conversations with him Here's one of my favorite guys from Fox News I don't always agree with him, but he's hilarious Jimmy Falla, not Fallon, Jimmy Falla talking about Jay-Z This is gonna sound high brow But I was once hanging out at a strip club called Tenz Around the block from here And when we first started doing comedy, maybe you remember this When Giuliani rezoned the city In order for the strip clubs to keep their liquor licenses They had to put on a 50-50 show So half strip club, the easiest thing to bring in was comedy So my first open mics were at Tenz Where you were performing on one stage There was literally a stripper on the other As you'd imagine, nobody was looking at you Okay? So I was sitting there bombing Probably within an inch of my life for about six months And one night I overheard a conversation Between Jay-Z and Dr. J It blew my mind But Jay-Z had said to Dr.

J You can't make art with business in mind And he was like, when I'm writing a song I'm trying to make sure it really hits here And that I'm really connected and it sounds good and it's a banger And I trust that they'll either A. Be a market Or B. People on my team that know how to create one So I go on TV every day or radio every day Just thinking about the strippers at Tenz You're the funny guy Alright, time for NFL news Okay, so if you're listening on Monday On Fridays As you know, there's two days until the NFL comes back If you're listening on September 4th There is five days Either way, the NFL's right around the corner And everyone's excited I'm very curious about everything going on With the Chicago Bears But first, 856-49 Hoppy That's 856-494-6773 Mark Sanchez pleaded guilty in assault For the crime of the old man in downtown Indianapolis And we'll have some good news about Indianapolis in a second But you can always go to my website for all the info on this show RyanHoppyRadio.com R-Y-A-N-H-O-P-P-E Radio Oh yeah, but first let's let this play out No! Hoppy, hot topic! I think it's a combination of things I mean, this morning, former NFL star Tony Romo Breaking his silence Speaking out for the first time since CBS Sports put him on leave Following his arrest earlier this summer in Milwaukee You're under arrest for Copywriting on the influence Okay Romo writing on Instagram that pained him Yeah, that was a good one That's a copy, dude I don't want to piss off, she's an annoying broad His injuries during his NFL career led to a dependence on medication And eventually an over-reliance on alcohol There's them Here is Aaron Andrews talking about Seattle Which team has the most intimidating fans?

Well, I know you're an Eagles fan Yeah They are very intimidating, they are as advertised I will say Oh, Alex Cooper's from Philly, that makes sense Have you been to a game in Seattle? No Wow Oh, really? Wild, loud Yeah, look at her, no on her sports Like Oh Yeah You're stupid They wouldn't expect that You would never expect that Have you watched the game, honey? Bring it It is I don't need to listen to this stupid Let's see here Here's a fake 49ers player Dejon Love Told woman he likes to talk to one person at a time And the thing is that with dating these days is it's a big On to the next culture I used to call it the cancel culture Which is still kind of there but On to the next And what I mean by that is you got men and women Who are on the app And you got all of these options A lot of times people believe That it's greener on the other side And what is he talking about? He's a sexy old man So if you guys are talking to get to know each other And you say something that he don't like Or he says something you don't like Versus then working it out and trying to uncover Work it out It's a good EDM song Or while somebody said Alright there's Here's Mike Tomlin telling Dan Patrick he hates the Ravens Trients or the Ravens more?

Oh certainly the Ravens Okay And just because of the intimacy of it It starts in your division Before you can dominate the AFC And the NFL you got to dominate the division And certainly we've been in close quarters With those guys a lot over the years But no problems with the Patriots You're okay with Belichick and Brady? Oh yeah man like you know Actual respect Respect certainly what they were able to do A lot of times they have a feeling of what they're going to say And I'm usually correct And love competed against them There's that Adam Schefter says they're going to They're going to One year after Bill Belichick got denied in his first year of eligibility The Pro Football Hall of Fame has overhauled its selection process So that's good Let me see Here's a Bella Danger talking about how much money she makes I mean in general What's the worst job you've ever had? Oh my worst job that I've ever had I mean you started pretty early too I mean you probably really had I didn't really work a lot of jobs Alright I don't even know what I said in my head And a fellow news Here's Mike Vrabel on a cheating scandal Released or published its findings After its review and said Diana Rossini is reporting I'm curious if you have any reaction to that No I don't have any reaction No I'm cheating on my wife and I'm a coward about it So E4 Oh E40 E40 was making fun of that Days on Love whatever that fake comedian's name is And we have the clip right here But first 856-49 Happy That's 856-494-6773 And the Athletic did find that Diana Rossini violated newsroom standards Yeah they usually don't like when you ride the dick of NFL coaches You're covering Here is E4-0 right here I gotta ask you about the most viral story Not just the sports world E40 Days on Love He is the wide receiver for your You heard about this guy? I've been hearing about it You haven't heard about this story though or you have seen Hearing about it I've been hearing about a fake dude A dude that tried to play like act like he was a 49er If he don't know water If he don't know 40 water and he's a 49er If I ain't never heard of him or met him They should have asked me Before they gave him the money or whatever All the scamming Let me call 40 the bang bang niner gang guy You understand me? He's gonna know He's gonna know Hello 856-49 Happy Alright It's time for Happy Snoups Yo Ryan Happy on the mic Breaking down the scenes NBA drama Looking out the dreams Fans swiped wild Stories about the queens Dropping dollars bombs all in on the schemes Happy Snoups man he knows it all From stand-offs to the court rise and fall Soon in now you'll have a ball Happy hour got that shot in all MJ to Kobe Legends in the game Shaxx big presence True Hall of Fame Happy skills to T ain't playing tame Behind the curtain Nothing left the same Happy Snoups man he knows it all From stand-offs to the court rise and fall Soon in now you'll have a fall Happy hour got that shot in all Crazy exes Wild and scandalous League full of stories Ain't nothing fabulous Ryan breaks it down gets unanimous Soon to happy hour never anomalous Y'all know the score but he dodged deeper Locker room speaker Stats like a keeper Voices every week and Alice is sweeper NBA's real talk cuts to the sleeper Happy Snoups man he knows it all From stand-offs to the court rise and fall Soon in now you'll have a ball Happy hour got that shot in all Happy snoups man he knows it all From stand-offs to the court rise and fall Soon in now you'll have a fall Happy hour got that shot in all Happy hour got that shot in all Oh, jeez.

Happy hour got the shot in the hole. Happy hour got the shot in the hole. Yo! Happy Hot Topic! Let's dive a little bit deeper into the story that you guys just can't stop asking about.

And that's the NBA punishing the Los Angeles Clippers. Yeah, they're dumbasses. Over Kauai Leonard's salary. And we've got the person to talk about this, WABC lead sports anchor, and my friend Ryan Field with us. So, Ryan, break all of this down because we understand that this was like a month's long investigation.

How did all of this start? Well, Morgan, this started last September after journalist Pablo Torre reported that Kauai Leonard had a roughly 28 million four-year endorsement deal with Aspiration, a now bankrupt environmental company that was also a Clippers sponsor and Jersey Patch partner. Leonard, though, did little or no public work for the company, and that's when suspicions were raised. Yeah, Leonard's an idiot. The NBA then hired a firm to investigate, and their findings concluded that the Clippers helped set up off-court income for Leonard with four companies that also did business with the team.

So there's that, and here's Steve Ballmer a year ago saying they had nothing to hide. It's really important to me to communicate to the NBA ecosystem, but particularly our Clipper fans, that we've been on the up and up since the day I bought the team, and you know, Yeah, and then you ruined everything. circumstances were definitely tough. We've really emphasized doing things the right way. Yeah, he kind of got them after the whole racism thing with Donald Sterling.

I forgot about that. Doing things. Man, that made Adam Silver look like a hero before he became a twat. It's the right way, whether it's the way we treat our fans, our players, our staff, the rules. Do things the right way.

No, you don't. If you keep saying you do things the right way, you don't. Here's Stephen Curry talking about his love for Toronto. A lot of it. I love it.

And what was the transition like from Toronto, like back to like the States and like Charlotte? You can tell this interviewer is stunned. Me too, bud. It was different. I love the city.

It's so diverse. There's so much culture there. The Raptors, I was in the middle of insanity. So every game was unreal. Yeah, Vince Carter was a power.

Just too cold. We just thought that it was just way too cold. I lived up there for three years while my dad was finishing up his career. The adjustment was kind of cool playing basketball. I was in what they say, Grade 8.

And I was playing against. You played against Corey Joseph and Kelly Olin? Yeah, so they were all we all I was playing for the Toronto five. I can't remember which teams they were playing for. We had like the provincial championships in London, Ontario.

So I got to play against the best of best and in Ontario. It was a different it was the biggest basketballs basketball. So there's that. And then here's Paul Pierce talking about the fake NFL player. Just.

All right. This is what I want to say. We. We're dancing to this summer's anthem. My young and my right.

Is that Miami? Where are my scabies? I just everybody was like this. There you go. There you go.

All right. There you go. I'm riveting. Don't know how that has to do with the fake guy. Here's Glenn Paul talking about prison.

Not Glenn Paul. Glenn Davis, big baby Glenn Davis. You know what I mean? I first get there. Somebody handed me a weed pen.

Oh yeah. Whoever he's writing on is going to get in trouble. So I'm like, oh shit. I'm in jail. I'm smoking good.

I'm fucking high. You know, and the next thing you know, I get a phone. I'm like, god damn. Like this is crazy. Man, the original lead always get treated nicely.

Don't they? I go fuck yourself. Yeah. Were you surprised how I couldn't believe how easy it was? Like I literally got a phone in two days.

Oh man. Whoever did that's in trouble. I had a phone so much that I never went up to the computer to put in my numbers for my family. So imagine that I've never been to the computer lab or even on the wall phone. Never, never.

That's wild. Because when I got transferred, I was fucking. So there's that. And there's this positive headline. How about a boost?

You know what? Let's give you a boost. I'm trying to do JBH proud here. The NFL season now just a week away. Teams making their final cuts, deciding their game day rosters.

And that extends to off the field as well as the critical support behind the scenes. So watch as an intern with the Indianapolis Colts gets a special surprise from tight end Tyler Warren. I knew you had an op. Make sure you read it. It says promoted to full time.

Actually. That's awesome because there's no full time jobs anymore. This is actually amazing. This is like winning the lottery now. Getting a full time job.

Then there's this. Happy hot topic. And his canter is taking the Chicago sky and the city of Chicago to court. I am so sick of Enos Cantor. I know technically what he's doing is kind of funny, but it's like, dude, you weren't that good of a basketball player.

Obviously you were good enough to make it into the league. I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying you're obsessing over all these trans stuff in this short lifetime. I mean, I know you've become a Republican hero, but this is how you understand it. You're going to be remembered being an annoying troll that makes all men look bad because the former NBA player has filed a lawsuit in federal court against both of those two groups. Yeah.

He was just absolutely insufferable. You know, dating him, he would just be a complete narcissist. He's the type of dude, you know, if he's banging a girl from behind and there's a mirror, he's looking at him. Welcome to TMZ Sports. I'm Babcock here with Lucas Dillon and Tawanda.

We said this wasn't over and here you go. It will not go away. It's absolutely insufferable. I was so excited when Angel Reese and Kailyn Clark joined the league. I was like, yes, this is going to make women look good.

And it's been the opposite. It's been a fricking headache. Exhibit A, Edd is canter today on Thursday in a, again, in a federal court in Illinois has filed a real deal lawsuit against, again, not just- Slapface. Like, you know, he's had drink support on him in the club. That's the Chicago sky, the team that kicked him out and then banned him.

But also the city of Chicago, basically. What a waste of frigging time, dude. Why aren't you even playing basketball anymore? Is Enos Cantor still in the NBA? Because I don't even know what he's doing.

No, he's not in the NBA. He had an 11 year career. That's fine. He did okay. You were in Oklahoma City, New York, Portland.

You were okay, but like, you're just annoying, dude. You're just an annoying guy. ...saying that they have conspired against him here because they don't like a lot of the stuff that he's been saying about. Yeah, you're an annoying guy. You can't just be talking smack about things and then getting mad when people have a rebuttal.

That's the whole point, you idiot. Men in women's sports. Now Cantor announced the lawsuit on his social media. Oh, look at me. I'm not getting enough interaction today.

Shut up. He actually put up a screen grab of the first sheet of the lawsuit. Go to the TMZ Sports website if you want to read more. This is going to get tossed out. What a waste of time.

I'm so tired. Anytime I go to any part of a red city in Florida like Largo, they are applauding him like he's a hero and I'm sick of hearing about it. We're about the suit. We've got the entire thing. Along with the screen grab, he said this.

See you in court. Well, if that's what you want to do, I mean, Rick Ross literally said, fuck it, life's too short. I don't want to go to court. And then you have Enos Cantor like, I'm really going to cut it. I got nothing else to do.

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The city's. Good evening, I'm Jennifer Lee. Thanks so much for joining us tonight. I have such a crush on this woman. A split decision tonight from a Hillsborough County jury deciding the fate of a convicted killer.

Jurors recommended Billy Adams face life in prison for the- Loser thug. The death of his pregnant girlfriend and the death penalty for ending her unborn baby's life. And that's what happened. That's great. Not at all.

What's going on here? All right, the secret is out. We now know the best Florida city to live in. And what city is it? Well, Hercules, since I'm in a good mood today, I'll give it to you right now.

The best city to live in in Florida is Parkland. All right. I think it's a peep, but. USO, copy hot topic. Well, this is the first official day that these cars are taking riders.

It's Waymo cars. They're just throwing them all around. There you go. How frigging riveting. USO, copy hot topic.

Parking a big debate in Manatee County. Good evening, everyone. I'm Josh Benson. I'm Jennifer Lee. Thank you for joining us.

Oh yeah. Some neighbors say they're creating problems in residential communities, while rental owners say more restrictions could go too far. News Channel 8's Cassandra Mischak heard from the public while commissioners sat down to discuss what could change. With Labor Day right around the corner. Oh yeah, everyone's gonna be potty.

These short term rental properties are gaining popularity. Oh yeah, everyone wants to just have a party at a rental, bang on some women, and go home the next day, hungover. But it's not all good news. Some neighbors are concerned. The bass is so loud, it goes through our house.

Oh yeah, the frigging boomers. Oh yeah. You guys totally didn't party in the 80's, shop. I haven't even been in it at all. Pfft.

To sleep in my own bedroom now for a year. Wow, this just got kinda sad. I feel bad, but yeah, I could see. I mean, I've had neighbors throw parties. I can see how it's annoying, I don't know.

Heated debate was back before Manatee County Commissioners Wednesday. They were taking a clue. They need to have like a neighborhood of just all Airbnbs so that you can just party hard. Those are look at whether the county needs stronger rules with short term rentals. Yeah.

If you have more rules, then you're gonna, you know, lose the business. I love this comment here. These people are stupid. We already have noise laws. Enforce noise laws and leave rental properties alone.

If you don't like living near Airbnb, Airbnbs don't live in places where Airbnbs are. You are wealthy enough to live on a beach. Go live somewhere else. Somewhere else. I sound like a Looney Tunes character.

These rich ladder polling losers wanna use the powers of the governments to fix their problems. Perfectly set. I almost got hit in the head by a golf ball while I was cooking dinner. Those pushing for cheap. Shut up, you're a nigh.

They say their biggest concern is what happens when a vacation rental starts disrupting the people who actually live around it. Things like noise, too many cars, and large groups coming and going. Well, I can imagine the car situation. If you're going to a party, like this girl I was hooking up with when she came to town and I went to Minnesota, she had an Airbnb and they had to be specific about where the parking is. That is kind of a hard problem.

Paid all this money to live in peace. All right, shut up, you had the best life ever. Shut up! No! Happy hot topic!

Nine and one, Denise Police Fire Medical. Here's a man being accused of entering a 93 year old woman's house. I'm 93 years old and I just woke up and somebody was standing over my bed. Oddest. Pretty terrifying, right?

That's a 911 call from a Hillsborough County woman who says she woke up to an intruder right at the foot of her bed. Happened around 7.30 on Sunday. That's right. The Sheriff's Office says she initially. Oh yeah, he just looking at his mug shot.

He just, like a one, oh two, five, the bond listener. He thought the man was her grandson. I love children. He called him a little closer. So that's what happened there.

Yeah, he thought it was her grandson, it was not. New at noon right now, a former Rowan Salisbury school bus driver accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a student. This is supposed to be North Carolina news, but whatever. Taylor was arrested in Florida. Authorities say that they.

Oh, that's why I was. They've to tip about the incident back in 2024. Man, I don't get how the files did. Kids are annoying. Jesus Christ.

Meantime a judge with the 12th Judicial Circuit has found himself on the other side of the bench after receiving a traffic citation for failure to give information at a crash. The case has been moved to Lee County. All right, so it's not gonna like you in Lee County. I just. If you're heading to Tampa International Airport for your holiday weekend, get away, get ready for a lot of company.

That's. Oh yeah, it's the everyday thing. Not every day. It's the thing that happens every holiday season. Christmas.

Give you everything from Christmas, Memorial Day, Labor Day. It's the local news talking about how populated the airport is. Oh, guys. The issue of spending is on the table in Altamont Springs. I'm your Seminole County Community Correspondent, Mark Lehman.

This all surrounds a budget hearing that is happening on Thursday. Two big items are on the chopping block. One is the Altamont Springs Library, which the city manager says is not sustainable, mainly because of low foot traffic. Yeah, you know, people don't care anymore. The other is Red Hot and Boom, quite the opposite for that event, although both of these.

So the towns don't wanna spend money for fun things. That's good. All right, now we are working to find out what caused this serious crash in Marion County. It happened just before 4.30 yesterday morning near US 441 and US 3. Man, there are so many car crashes in Florida.

Everyone's a maniac. Maniac. Take a look, you can see that is a vehicle pinned underneath the tractor trailer. Ah, I hope he's not dead. Then there's this guy again.

And here come the alligator whispers. What Amy is referring to are the hundreds of comments we've received on this post on the New Six Facebook page. That post says, Florida lawmaker pushes Gator Act after a woman killed by alligator in Seminole County. Check that post links to this article on clickorlando.com. Where are we getting?

All right, so people are mad. Whatever, and there's this right here. This is an easy way to entertain kids, but handing your trial the device to go online can introduce them to people they should not be talking to. Manatee County Sheriff's officer arrested 27 such people this summer, resulting in more than 250 charges. This Fox 13's Kimberly Cuisine reports for us now.

The sting was- So they caught 27 people, there you go. And then there's this right here. I wanna actually interview somebody from this campaign, Dump Duke. Everybody knows that I can't stand Duke Energy. They literally screw us without lube.

Yo, copy hot topic. I'm Casey Albert, and you're St. Pete and South Pinellas reporter. A local organization called- What up baby? Duke is making some major changes.

I'm telling you, we need to get rid of Duke Energy. My favorite part is when they compliment themselves. Oh, we helped you out after the hurricane. That's what you're paid for. You're a company that provides power.

Good for you. To both its name and its mission, now focusing on gathering petitions. I do look around and I just, it's like how do people before this, it's unbelievable. I know so many people, so many friends of mine have up and left because they're just like, well, what are you gonna do? Yeah, I mean, the thing is, there's been times I haven't had enough money to pay it and I had to push it back.

You know what I'm saying? I had to like push, and they only allow you to push back your dates of payments twice a year. They should allow you every month to push it back if you don't have the fucking money. We're gonna pay you. James Kidder is one of many people who live in St.

Pete who say their power bills have gotten too high. It's just a depressing email. That or finding out someone got laid off at a job. Those are two emails you don't like. The Duke Energy bill and that.

Everything just adds up. It's always some little ticky tacky thing and it's always just like- You always look at what they're making you pay for. It's like, what is this new fee? It's the worst screwing you without loop fee. Death by a thousand cuts, you know.

Many residents are fed up with the rising costs. I will say the true heroes are the people that work outside for Duke. I love you guys. The CEOs, screw you. And now want to see the city move away from Duke Energy.

But they were supposed to move away in August, but they were too lazy to come up with a plan. So now we're working with them without a contract. That's toxic. And towards municipal run power. A local organization called Dump Duke has been pushing for the change for months.

And on Wednesday launched a new campaign. I might start listening to me. If anybody from the Dump Duke campaign's listening, I want to have all you on my show. We gotta get rid of Duke. Called Public Powers.

Promise I won't yell if I interview you. St. Pete. It's a big time to do this and it's an important time to do. There's some cute girls doing it too.

Man, I'm gonna need my future life at the Dump Duke event. The organization is aiming to collect 20,000 signatures to place a charter amendment on the 2028 ballot that will allow residents to vote on where their power comes from. That should be what happens. We should be the one that choose it. Something like this is maybe it's not gonna change the world, but it does feel like a small way of being like, hey, well, we can do a little something about it.

And there just such ass wipes at Duke. And the politicians, I swear, are in bed local like they do nothing to get rid of them. Cause frankly, they can afford the Duke bill, so they don't care. While many people agree with the change, other people say they want to keep Duke energy here in St. Pete.

Who? The politicians that are in bed with them? Who? Because the company already owns and operates the current infrastructure. Okay, well that's the thing.

Is they're doing hard. Makes me so mad. Just because you don't have the current resources doesn't mean you can't manifest it. Jesus Christ. We spent a whole year about the fucking Rays.

Who gives a shit about that team? I mean, I know there's fans, but when it comes to Duke energy, or fixing the city after the hurricane, we've done nothing. Maybe Charlie Chris can help. I love just the way things are going right now. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Cause you're a rich boomer. Shut your ass. Sick of it. I'm getting worked up. Dump Duke.

["Dump Duke"] Live from the go, y'all. Ryan and the Bulls stand tall. Six. Yeah. Sticks mad, but he been in these mics.

All in 10 heights, now the cynic is tight. From the berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He got callers on the lines, trying to break they news. From the side to the sticks, they relate to the views.

Every segment like a story from the avenue. Tell him slick, then he fact shake that attitude. This that Chicago news. Hoppy, I will let him choose. From the ice to the loop, what it do?

Every block, every verse in the room. Yo, Hoppy Hot Topic. Another hot day outside. We've been telling you about it. Temperature's feeling hotter than 100 degrees.

Oh yeah, so that's the local news. When it's hot out, that's the big news in Chicago. But this next topic, not only does it kind of fall into my wheelhouse of entertainment. All right, I'm not in the mood for it. So 13 minute interview about Kanye's returning to Chicago to perform at Soldier Field.

Jason, there's this loser. It was such an emotional day in court as those former patients faced the person who violated their trust. David Hanson pleaded guilty to just two counts, but during the hearing, he admitted to the allegations outlined in the entire. So yeah, he recorded 180 patients without their consent, a chiropractor. All right, time for Winston Salem news.

Winston Salem news. Oh, geez. Winston Salem news. Tune in baby. From Winston Salem, I'm talking clean.

Carolina Breeze in my daily routine. Got the draw when I roost through the line. Slow at the words, but the thoughts still shines. Riding Hoppy on the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.

Say what he mean, let the truth come through. If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He don't buy this tongue. No, he let it fly. If it's on his mind, you hear it loud.

Winston Salem news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Winston Salem news.

Coming through. Pop the hour on the dial. Let it loose. Winston Salem news. That's me.

That's the truth. Winston Salem news. Right now, I'm not trying to be here all day. No! Hoppy, hot topic.

An accused of exposing himself in a neighborhood. Cornelius police arrested Andrew Bruce. Man, he just looks like a telephone. The weekend. There you go, there's that and there's this.

A disturbing story out of High Point, where a man is facing charges after court documents say he's accused of throwing bleach on a woman. Oh, geez! He's expected to appear in court today. There you go. Delightful.

And we got even more exciting news from Cleveland at the end of the show. Ha ha. Oh! Oh! Static crackle, mic pop, the hour is hoppy.

Oh, geez. The skyline foggy, steel mills choppy, city on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy, radio waves, terry tales, but they ain't glossy. Concrete jungle, potholes with dreams collapsed. Downtown echoes the calves, the fated calves pass the preaching hustle. Corner kids trading maps with the vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps.

Cleveland news, where the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw. Until it takes no sugar, no draw. Hoppy on the mics, chipping facts, no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air.

Hoppy pulling cars, city truths laid bare. Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days static hum in the booth, voice booming through the speakers, hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows echoing the youth, uncut, unpolished.

Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy blends no rose sin, just grind every segment. A slice of Cleveland's mind from the flats to the heights. Stories combined, unfilled, unbothered, unrefined. Today, a Stark County youth group, or youth minister rather, is facing multiple charges.

And we're told that this involves young people, three young people specifically. A youth minister acting up? No way! Seems like it's the basis of religion. The guy has at least two DUIs.

Flats look like a Scooby-Doo ghost town. Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. Our economy's based on LeBron James. Buy a house for the price of a PCR. Our main export is crippling depression.

Today is the Harvard year. We think this is ours. It could be worse, though at least we're not Detroit. How does it sound? We're not Detroit!

We're the masses of sports, you know, to keep people from looking at their own lives and realizing how bad they've actually got, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize, f***, I live in Cleveland! How the hell did this happen? Did I used to eat baby stuff all the life? And then you're looking around your tiny little house that you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who are on diabetes by the time they're eight because they live on corn syrup and lye.

And then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with her front butt spilling out over the top of her empty costumes. And you think, I'm going to go shoot myself as my pregnant 12-year-old daughter right now. Do you regret anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't know. Do you like it?

Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say I'm going to Cleveland all day. What's so great about Cleveland? Listen to me, little bumble. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white or black or Sasquatch evil.

As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is, except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different. You've never get me what? I'm a circus freak and that's all I'll ever be. What happened?

Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning like a dairy cow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh. Right, right, right, right, right. And you got it.

That's it. That is why I said I'd sub this far. Are you kidding me? That's right. Who do you think you are?

I am. So if there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get something nice. Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9,000 prostitute, please. Oh, they have $9,000, $1,000 ones? Yeah, good.

And if you got an albino, send her up there in like 20 minutes. I'm going to be asleep, so get them up there. I had like half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole fucking buckwheat chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no.

No, no, no. Oh, this is a little weird. Buddy, if I were a penis, I'd give it to you. Mm-hmm. I love you.

I love you. Hey, who's got a penis with turtle face? I got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call me Dr.

Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Drake. It's a dud.

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Ooh, want a tan sign? What, they put them firepipers up your buttholes? No, that's a good... No, not that specific, sir. But why?

That guy messed the great grandpappy. Oh, he loved him to put a butthole. So you never ever not know damn don't ever formulate that man's name in a pile of tens. I don't think he said his name. Some of us wear a little too busy band to exchange business cards.

And don't you go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sure as hell you write some down, Harold, down at the library. You know I did. You go, no, you don't go, no. Wow, a real live robot.

Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Like my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. No.

Girl, you're the most powerful thing in the world. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl.

Girl. Girl. And that is that. Happy hour. Happy hour.

It's time for happy in the morning. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. Hoppy hour will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is poop.

We also need to be affectionate. And you can see that we're not with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. You're little. And we'll call it a day.

The semen was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need. That's it. Stop cussing.

It looks like you went and got a b**** job. On the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in your hand and a sock and whatever. Like thank you. But also I would love to be getting railed. But as a reminder, if you don't feel like listening to this next song, you can skip over it.

But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Here's DJ Yonk with Everyday My Weekend. Everyday my weekend I'm coming And I'm all up And I'm all up there going Everyday my weekend We gon' ball up We gon' ball up there going Man, everyday my weekend Hoes I be freakin' Blame me make you rain, but drop lily Okay, n***a I'm just like skin I ain't Puerto Rican Michael Jackson PC My ice feel like it's glistening Bitch, I'm the boss So they think that I'm a raven Yeah, I'm totally like the Taliban Toos from a gamma-slam So high, don't stop, no, bitch, I land And all this ain't juice, man But I'm on that juice, man Give me five bottles of that goose I get a loose leg Yeah, baby, yeah, do that on my handstand Do this shit everyday Ballin' to my grand Ballin' is my nine to five Me and Chucky, two in line If you don't want this kind of beat You will get them fucking mad Hershey's, Sydney versus n***a You can squeak like Hershey's Even in between, you're gonna fall out, sweet So fast, hey Everyday my weekend Man, I ball up Man, I ball up there going Everyday my weekend We gon' ball up We gon' ball up there going Everyday yo weed, giggle, hater It's yo birthday Everyday so hard, you think fuck I gotta Hershey's Party like a holiday Ten more words, they on they way They check the stage, girl Like the rain in bed, go all the way Rainy Tuesday, Wednesday, got them broads on they knees, they Chilling on the beach with palm trees for all the girls, say Put it in they face Stick to the script, that's what they say People taking flights with bada**, they eatin' every day Where we get in is on Dollar Tree The Dollar Frees Y'all playin' hard, goddamn Everyday my weekend Man, I ball up Man, I ball up there going Everyday my weekend We gon' ball up We gon' ball up there going Monday we at Mariachi Wildin' like a motherfucker Today we at Unnit's money Fallin' like a motherfucker Wasted when they leave with bitches Talkin' like a motherfucker Thursday we at Purebottle Poppin' like a motherfucker Friday we at Figure A, you know I fuck with push Urgosa on the strong, rollin' quarters of the city Club Miami Saturday Girl, the baddest in my book I just want white on end Why you lame niggas look gay Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day Y'all with clubbing and staging And my niggas, you ain't alone Chicken see the insides First they take they shirt off Take it when they hear our songs, then they take they skirts off Thursday we at Service Mouth stick a tongue out Four hours later, fuck this all, I was like wow Y'all got milk money bitch Nigga, I'ma cash out Everyday my weekend, livin' life on the fad Everyday my weekend I ball up there going Everyday my weekend We gon' ball up We gon' ball up there going Everyday, everyday, everyday my dream Everyday, everyday, everyday my dream Everyday my weekend Everyday my weekend Everyday my weekend Everyday my weekend We gon' ball up We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going We gon' ball up there going But what do I know?

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I was labeled as Hello when I started school Come to find out at the age of 12 The doctors decided I was autistic Not at the age of 48 I have completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as a non-air personality So yes, I am different People of Autism have no needs No different than you Laugh, laugh, love, and learn To gain education and join the workforce. I did it And so can anyone else of Autism. So when you meet someone of Autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work with them Find out for yourself that Autism isn't a disease, it's a condition To find out more about Autism Please visit AutismSpeaks.org Autism Speaks. It's time to listen Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Sagittarius birthday November 27 Do it like that until I End up in the morning heavens They be thinking every flame in the torch and them with the woods They handing out who they supposed to make a wishin' Blow the candles out Blow the candles out Sagittarius birthday November 27 Do it like that until I End up in the morning heavens They be thinking every flame in the torch and them with the woods They handing out who they supposed to make a wishin' Blow the candles out With an all white fan in my mouth I'm a gun with a pants and a shirt and shoes and a hat With a shades and a chain and a watch is the reason I be standing now That's where I spend that cake while I make the icing off the cake It's Custavide y'all Come on everybody let's go celebrate with me Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do what they do Do what they do Do what they do When them muscle trouble makers don't have em around y'all Whenever we in the club we still love to overhang We found an album I sent out with a spike like the gladiator Oh yes I'm the gladiator, I'm the estate and then the gainer We stay in the room now I'm ready to rebel later You need We in furs and the streets playin' golf like it's me Right now, it's me Listen to the tragic loud thunder her umbrella Ella, Ella, ay I'm an Ella When I get done she come bring me my cheddar This just the beginning it only gets better You need Now I'm a hat hat, now I'm a shirt shirt We'll never do it like the last day of Oath of High And if you really want this bill on the deal You'll sound like a mug, yeah, slide in the mug I'm going like my birthday girl, like my birthday girl I'm going like my birthday girl, like my birthday girl I'm going like my birthday girl, like my birthday girl Just got my nails did, just got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci bag matchin' Gucci pants Shoes matchin' the belt, skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin' the rank, yeah I'm doin' my thing Yeah I got so many haters, why is so many hatin'?

Sick like a mental patient, I floss like a dentist patient Sick of testin' my patience, sick of workin' my nerves I'm gettin' spinnin' that money like the church in the town Little old gay skin blowin' cushion to win just like ya Poppin' those tangsy Beezles bustin' the fags I'm a wimp when I'm goin' hard to get a gold man top Models all around me so I'm buyin' up the bond I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock star Yeah I'm later on lean, at my pick game meeting You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the guap I'm screamin' like, I'm doin' like my birthday girl I'm playin' like my birthday girl I'm playin' like my birthday girl That's what we say around here, get out, get out Bleedin' with the fresh skill, go in The cocksnake skin, but a 50 hat Old school rollin' round my phone flats Hit the liquor store, mixed the whammy with the boo Rollin' on the 94, lookin' for them sexy old I'm fallin' real, hit me some fur, I'm fuckin' B.I.P. I got shots, got the rough, I do it like my birthday I do it like it hurts, hey Watchin' these bands, just do it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' out my birthplace I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequent, I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday This is shot of a drone and blowin' birthday Get a wood up, you can take a home on the first day This is the game, mama, you can have it your way I can bring another bitch and y'all can do it her way This is hotel room, do not disturb way That's how I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday Let's go! This following segment has been brought to you by Fortify.com F-O-R-T-I-F-E-Y-E.com For the best screen and post work out around Comes in the form of coconut caramel and fruit punch However the hell you want to get pumped up before the gym Go to Fortify.com and use promo code Ryan20 Amir Academy of Martial Arts AmirAcademy.com 2700 22nd Street North And it's a great place to get your hands on some of the best In St. Petersburg Women's self-defense classes, kids classes, MMA classes Whatever the hell you need A-Go! A-There!

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If you live in Florida or Maryland, go to call, sing on call.net And there, you can sign on Hi, we're gonna come back and help me out We'll keep this party going Hello again, it's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Amir Anik I may look normal, but the truth is I have a condition known as autism That's right, it's a condition, not a disease Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who they are People with autism normally have difficulties in verbal and non-verbal communication skills Social interactions, and leisure activities In a recent study, people with autism are less likely to have a job And more likely to become homeless I beat the odds by having 11 friends and family Having a college education I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay area as an honorary person already for many years Always remember that people with autism want the same things as you To be happy and successful To find out more about autism, please contact local men or help center Or visit Autism Sweet Turtle This is Amir Anik, and I appreciate your kindness T-H-I, got a new style Making all the hoes, kids be a dime Pay the big man, make it change swang Pimps and the players gonna do the damn thing Coming to the club, taking up the streets Taking over man with the coked out beats Got them on charge, got them on lock Everywhere we go, guaranteed to blow the spot Messages to them haters, trying to say them gators Bullets gon' blaze ya, nothing is gonna save ya Pets on the streets, pets on the beats If you wanna bounce, best bet, report to me My city's shot town, where I pull it down Ain't no limit, drop a piece, about a pound I falls out a lot, cause you know I call it shots Stacking paper like them bacon sodas in the pot We got the remix, we got the flow We got the mid-bend down on the floor Hey, better than that, hey you Hey shorty, let me see you get loose We getting loose Hey, let's get it Poppin' with a strong with a mean lean Real filthy, then representing my own team Super ugly with a stack of money, it's a gator king By the bar, I could mess the pimpin', it's a gator thing Y'all don't mind me doing jokes, gator, gator one Real, real finnin', and I ain't even driving I'm just parking lot pimpin' Slide off in the club, finna manage in the 50s On fresh snow pain, I'm smacking him on left and right What it do? Come on shorty, let me see you get loose If you bout it, you can get some break doing And VIP, I'm putting my hands on you We got the remix, we got the flow We got the mid-bend down on the floor We getting loose Never is, like you Hey shorty, let me see you get loose We getting loose Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Don't be putting no changes in my dream I want too high, liggas, pimp, yeah Smoke jank, smoke, keep your stay Smoke jank, smoke, keep your stay All on the earth, pounding her Speech all slurred, nothing in my cup Shit is all girl, I'm hiding the motherfucker making up words Lookin' like men, I like them light skin Cool weathered town, I'm 20-20 With Tony Gray, good, like a ray of secret gin Stay together in my glass like they all best friends I can't walk, I, I, I, I can't talk Joking from the day to the dark People off of square, but my goons on peak The drinks on you, all eyes on me And niggas with me drinking down Hit me mixed with Remy Ma, party going down When we kick it, kick it hard Niggas if they smoke down, they be getting droped out Mix it with some liquor, nigga, we be getting droped out Drunk, drunk, we be getting droped out J-Tot, coxed joke, I'm playing cool Braids, copies, our own stunt Feels like robbery in banks Crying Hoppy on the mic Dropping wisdom through streams Syndicated, sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy Hour has come to a close Radio waves made of Michael Wilt and Rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair All minds buzzing with the laughter scrolling dim Eartrons mixed with Hoppy, like fingers without reins Gated checks to F&M, shoutouts at the street But soon as I won't vanish like shadows in the heat Oh, the Hoppy Hour has come to a close Radio waves made of Michael Wilt and Rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair All minds buzzing with the laughter scrolling dim Eartrons mixed with Hoppy, like fingers without reins Gated checks to F&M, shoutouts at the street But soon as I won't vanish like shadows in the heat Oh, the Hoppy Hour has come to a close Radio waves made of Michael Wilt and Rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair Oh, that's just so unfair Noon-dune every night, like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the silence like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon line Line FB speakers silenced by the comment to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs cease our daily grind Now silence flowered and the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour has come to a close Radio waves made of Michael Wilt and Rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair Oh, the Hoppy Hour has come to a close Radio waves made of Michael Wilt and Rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair Hoppy Hour It's time for Hoppy in the morning RyanHoppyRadio.com And like that, it's gone You probably had Taco Bell before Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is poop Come get the Alila and we'll call it a day Hoppy Hour is now over Hoppy Hour is now over Game over Game over This concludes our broadcast day Good night and God bless America Door is closing Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes Stand by In your heart, you know what you like And now, something completely different Oh my God Cannot believe I'm 33 And I feel like I have no one to like talk to about it besides millennials So if I talk to any boomer, they're all like, well you can be as old as me Like, well you guys could buy a house by making $10,000 a year Not exactly excited about being a year older I'm not mad about it, it's just You would never think, you would listen to this show Mmm-hmm And you would think that I love attention Um, I kinda do But I like attention, like, anonymity attention Like, uh, Penelope's podcast Always on camera, that's fine, he wants to be seen I post a five second video of me, it's on my social media I like posting my show, outraging people And then leaving I just do it differently So like, it's like, phone call after phone call after phone call And it's, I don't want to come off like an ungrateful brat That's the thing, is I feel like if people hear this they're gonna be like You got mad, no no no no, I just, I just I don't know, it's just not exciting It's just another day But then it's like, September 4th comes And it's like, I have this weird love date with it We're like, I love it Mmm-hmm I love it when people call for my, I love hate it So someone calls for my birthday I don't want that phone call, but I kinda like the phone call Cause of my ego But then once it's over with, then I'm like Oh, can we go back to talking about me all the time? Mmm-hmm It's part of my only child syndrome Mmm-hmm You know what I mean? Yeah I'm really doing a good sales pitch out there For dating me, I'm a real no-mind And it's like, friends that benefits me I don't know, I don't know, this girl didn't hit me on the face Whatever, whatever We're gonna have my birthday My mom was like, all sad that I said my birthday It made me sad What an exciting segment this was, right? Just delightful radio Cause I try to be grateful So I was talking to one family member And this family member is not really into like radio They want to remember me as like me in the 90s They don't want to really think about like me You know, talking about stocks on the air And the family member was like, well you You could be back in Cleveland I was like, wow, thank you You want to hear what it was like when I was growing up?

Here's a little home video Merry Christmas There's my grandma And you bye Okay, next She's like me, she doesn't want to be on camera and she's drinking Hi Sam There you go, Sam It's so, such a visual If you want to see any of my home videos What you got to do is type in like Hoppy1995, 94, 96, 97 It wouldn't let me make a playlist cause it's like Trying to keep kids safe And it would have been nice to have it all organized But they're all out there If you want to see what it was like being me I love this generational divide That we have going on here This generational divide is not like Religious versus being atheist or Boomers versus millennials Even though it kind of is I love the radio hosts I saw Anthony Cuvia made a video recently about Oh, and I'm a huge O.P. and Anthony fan He unfollowed me on Twitter I don't think he likes me anymore Cause I don't like Carl from the Worthy's Podcast But it's the whole Oh, I'm on the radio and they're all just podcasts It's just a part of the era of what we grew up in, dude And like I don't know, I don't understand The radio hosts in the 90s All the jet-oxers when they were in their 30s The boomers passed the torch and then the Of course radio is still good for jet-ox Cause you guys didn't pass the torch But then you wonder why everyone's going to kick, Twitch, stream All of that, dude You can't just re-fucking schedule Or not reschedule But you can't just like gate-keef And then be like Why is everybody under 30 now listening? Cause they can't relate Cause you're like their UG The other thing that's been driving me nuts recently Is I feel like I've been having to defend Chicago I go to this Calabar that's kind of magna, uh, MAGA And they're just like What's going on with Chicago? And I'm like, I don't know, no Why are we just leaving Chicago alone? It's already the second city It's already the forgotten city We would have let it be Let it suffer We've suffered enough as a city Um, I love people that are like Oh my gosh It must be so great being tall Oh, it must be amazing Yeah, I usually hurt my back when I'm sleeping And I can't really lift anymore cause of my back Oh, it's wonderful and dandy It's so amazing That was great Not really, man He's never anonymous Everyone always knows where you are And there's just an I'm a clumsy guy So I can't unmanifest that 856-49-HOPIOTA56-4946773 Also on my mind This is a weird thing And nobody else that I know on LinkedIn goes for this Cause a lot of my friends have normal jobs But there's like these people from Dubai All their names are like MD Patel something MD Kash Patel, I don't know And they're always like I gave you 70 download top of podcast chart If you sign up service They always have like the worst grammar And they all look the same They all look like they're from like Dubai And that they have like facial hair And it's just very strange Very, very strange Here's a video right here Ask her out Just do it I don't care if you're our friends I don't care if you're scared I don't care if And there's this girl at this smoke shop I've been really wanting to ask her out Mm-hmm Think that you're talking Just ask her out And if she says no, she says no But you're not gonna be wondering for the rest of your life Yeah I've done that before Mm-hmm There is a There is a Jenzy Tampa Bay morning radio Host A female who Followed me when she worked in another city And I think she might have heard a little bit of Hopiare And I went to DM her the other day Because she moved here And I was trying to get her out And I saw she unfollowed me And I was like oh Probably didn't like the Taylor Swift rants I'm kind of getting that kind of on There's a certain type of girl that likes me It's usually bisexual, free spirit And I can, you know Not take jokes, but I'm not a pretty I'm not ugly per se, but I'm not like Like I see like Scott Tablin on Fox 13 That's great, it's wonderful, it's Dandy Looking all handsome with his muscles and all that And I'm like ah, I'd be nice Mm-hmm But then also I'd have to be Scott Tablin Whatever, and then there's this right here This is an easy way to entertain kids But handing your travel device to go online Can introduce them to people they should not be talking to Manatee County Sheriff's Officer arrested 27 such people this summer Resulting in more than 250 charges This is Fox 13's Kimberly Cresando reports for us now The sting was So they caught 27 people, there you go And then there's this right here I want to actually interview somebody from this campaign Dump Duke Everybody knows that I can't stand Duke Energy They literally screw us without lube You know, you got me on topic I'm Casey Aubrey and you're St.

Pete and South Pinellas reporter A local organization called Dump Duke What up baby? Duke is making some major changes I'm telling you, we need to get rid of Duke Energy My favorite part is when they compliment themselves Oh, we helped you out after the hurricane That's what you're paid for You're a company that provides power Good for you To both its name and its mission Now focusing on gathering petitions I do look around and I just It's like how do people afford this? It's unbelievable I know so many people, so many friends of mine Have up and left because they're just like What are you going to do? Yeah, I mean the thing is There's been times I haven't had enough money to pay it And I had to push it back You know what I'm saying? I had to like push And they only allow you to push back your date of payments Twice a year They should allow you every month to push it back If you don't have the fucking money We're going to pay you James Kidder is one of many people who live in St.

Pete Who say their power bills have gotten too high It's just a depressing email Now they're finding out someone got laid off at a job Those are two emails you don't like The Duke Energy bill and that Everything just adds up It's always a little ticky tacky thing And it's always just like Yeah, you always look at what they're What they're like making you pay for It's like what is this new fee? It's the worst screwing you without a loop fee Death by a thousand cuts, you know? Many residents are fed up with the rising costs I will say the true heroes are the people that work outside for Duke I love you guys The CEOs screw you And now want to see the city move away from Duke Energy But they were supposed to move away in August But they were too lazy to come up with a plan So now we're working with them without a contract That's toxic And towards municipal run power A local organization called Dump Duke has been pushing for the change for months And on Wednesday launched a new campaign I might start listening to me If anybody from the Dump Duke campaign is listening I want to have all of you on my show We gotta get rid of Duke All the public powers Promise I won't yell if I interview you St. Pete It's a big time to do this And it's an important time to do this Ah, shoot, there's some cute girls doing it too Man, I can eat my future wife at the Dump Duke event The organization is aiming to collect 20,000 signatures To place a charter amendment on the 2028 ballot That will allow residents to vote on where their power comes from That should be what happens We should be the one to choose it Something like this is maybe not going to change the world But it does feel like a small way of being like Hey, well we can do a little something about it And there's just such ass wipes at Duke And the politicians I swear are in bed locally Because they do nothing to get rid of them Because frankly they can afford the Duke bill so they don't care While many people agree with the change But other people say they want to keep Duke Energy here in St. Pete Who?

The politicians that are in bed with them? Who? Because the company already owns and operates the current infrastructure Okay, well that's the thing Is they're doing hard Makes me so mad Just because you don't have the current resources doesn't mean you can't manifest that Jesus Christ We spent a whole year about the fucking Rays Who gives a shit about that team? I mean I know there's fans But when it comes to Duke Energy or fixing the city after the hurricane We've done nothing Maybe Charlie Chris can help I love just the way things are going right now Because you're a rich boomer Shut your ass I'm sick of it I'm getting worked up Dump Duke Well whatever And then there's this right here Parking a big debate in Manatee County Good evening everyone, I'm Josh Vincent I'm Jennifer Lee, thank you for joining us Oh yeah Some neighbors say they're creating problems in residential communities While rental owners say more restrictions could go too far These families, Cassandra Mischaak, heard from the public While commissioners sat down to discuss what could change With Labor Day right around the corner Oh yeah, everyone's gonna be partying These short term rental properties are gaining popularity Oh yeah, everyone wants to just have a party at a rental dance And some women And go home the next day, whatever But it's not all good news Some neighbors are concerned The bass is so loud it goes through our house Oh yeah, the freaking boomers Yeah You guys totally didn't party in the 80's, shut up I haven't even been in one I've been sleeping in my own bedroom now for a year Wow, this just got kind of sad, I feel bad Yeah, I can see, I mean I've had neighbors throw parties I can see how it's annoying, I don't know The heated debate was back before Manatee County Commissioners Wednesday They were taking a look They need to have like a neighborhood of just all Airbnbs So that you can just party hard Those are looking at whether the county needs stronger rules with short term rentals Yeah If you have more rules, then you're gonna, you know, lose the business I love this comment here These people are stupid, we already have noise laws Enforce noise laws and leave rental properties alone If you don't like living near Airbnbs, don't live in places where Airbnbs are You are wealthy enough to live on a beach, go live somewhere else Somewhere else, I sound like a Lou Newton's character These rich ladder polling losers want to use the powers of the government to fix their problems Perfectly set I almost got hit in the head by a golf ball while I was cooking dinner Those pushing for cheap Shut up, you're a knight People just say their biggest concern is what happens when a vacation rental starts disrupting the people who actually live around it Things like noise, too many cars, and large groups coming and going Well I can imagine a car situation, if you're going to a party Like, um, this girl I was hooking up with when she came to town and I went to Minnesota She had an AirBnb and they had to be specific about where the parking is That is kind of a hard problem You paid all this money to live in peace Alright, shut up, you had the best life ever Shut up! You are the worst!

Happy Hot Topic! 9-1, police, fire, medical Here's a man being accused of entering a 93 year old woman's house I'm 93 years old and I just woke up and somebody was standing over my bed That's a lot Pretty terrifying, right? That's a 911 call from a Hillsborough County woman who says she woke up to an intruder right at the foot of her bed Happened around 7.30 on Sunday The Sheriff's Office says she initially Oh yeah, he just looking at his mug shot, he just It's like a 1035, the Bond listener He thought the man was her grandson, it called him a little closer So that's what happened there Yeah, he thought it was her grandson, it was not New at noon right now, a former Rowan Salisbury school bus driver accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a student This is supposed to be North Carolina news, but whatever Ricky Taylor was arrested in Florida, authorities say that they Oh that's why I was ...steeped a tip about the incident back in 2024 Man, I don't get powderfellas, dude, kids are annoying, Jesus Christ Anytime a judge with the 12th judicial circuit has found himself on the other side of the bench after receiving a traffic citation for failure to give information at a crash The case has been moved to Lee County Alright, soon as I'm... They're not gonna like you in Lee County, I'll just You're heading to Champ International Airport for your holiday weekend, get away, get ready for a lot of company That's the thing Oh yeah, it's the everyday sniper day It's the thing that happens every holiday season Christmas, give you everything from Christmas, Memorial Day, Labor Day It's the local news talking about how populated the airport is Happy Hot Topic And Ennis Kanter is taking the Chicago sky and the city of Chicago to court I am so sick of Ennis Kanter I know technically what he's doing is kind of funny But it's like, dude, you weren't that good of a basketball player Obviously you were good enough to make it into the league, I'm not saying that But I'm just saying you're obsessing over all these things This is how you want to be remembered? Being an annoying troll that makes all men look bad?

Because the former NBA player has filed a lawsuit in federal court against both of those two groups Yeah, he was just absolutely insufferable You know dating him, he would just be a complete narcissist He's the type of dude, you know, if he's banging a girl from behind and there's a mirror, he's looking at him He's looking at you Welcome to TMZ Sports, I'm Babcock here with Lucas Dillon and Tawanda We said this wasn't over and here you go It will not go away, it's absolutely insufferable I was so excited when Angel Reese and Kailyn Clark joined the league I was like, yes, this is going to make women look good And it's been the opposite I've been a freaking headache Exhibit A, Ennis Kanter today on Thursday In a federal court in Illinois has filed a real deal lawsuit against, again, not just He just has bitched that face, like you know he's had drinks poured on him in the club The Chicago Sky, the team that kicked him out and then banned him, but also the city of Chicago basically What a waste of freaking time, dude Why aren't you even playing basketball anymore? Is Ennis Kanter still in the NBA? I don't even know what he's doing No, he's not in the NBA He had an 11 year career, that's fine He did okay He was in Oklahoma City, New York, Portland You were okay, but like you're just annoying, dude You're just an annoying guy He's saying that they have conspired against him here Because they don't like a lot of the stuff that he's been saying about Yeah, you're an annoying guy You can't just be talking smack about things And then getting mad when people have a rebuttal That's the whole point, you idiot Men in women's sports Now Kanter announced the lawsuit on his social media Oh, look at me I'm not getting enough interaction today Shut up Hey, he actually put up a screen grab of the first sheet of the lawsuit Go to the TV Sports website if you want to read more This is gonna get tossed out What a waste of time I'm so tired Anytime I go to any part of a red city in Florida like Largo They all are applauding him like he's a hero And I'm sick of hearing about it We're about to sue him We've got the entire thing Along with the screen grab, he said this See you in court Um, if that's what you want to do I mean, Rick Ross literally said Fuck it, life's too short I don't want to go to court And then you have Enos Kanter like I'm not even going to court I ain't got nothing else to do Shut up You're annoying Yuck I'm Chad Mills in Pinellas County Where a fight is brewing over whether cameras like those I'm gonna tell you right now before it even begins I do not like Sheriff Bob of Pinellas County I know a lot of Pinellas County residents that are born and raised here And everybody has a story about this douchebag He's a power hungry moron and he's dirty And I have friends in the comic community that have been to jail before And I know it's not supposed to be a fun place But they dehumanize you worse than people I know that have been in Hillsborough County side They're just douchebags Of course he's gonna like flock cameras He's a pig Manufactured by Flock Safety Should remain on county roots We cannot fight crime in the Stone Age Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gaultieri You have the Stone Age but you guys are misusing it That's the problem You can like it all you want Oh Flock, shut up You're misusing it Making the case for Flock and other license plate reading cameras Even though the state has ordered those cameras removed from state highways Gaultieri won't voluntarily remove the 50ers He looks just like a penis He literally is a dickhead Man I have so many stories about him But I don't know if they're true so I ain't gonna say it So license plate cameras that are along county roots It just makes sense like that he would like it And I'm not anti-cop Obviously you saw in Seattle when they had that area where there were no cameras or no cops Everything went to crap But I don't like when cops are looking for things I wish there could just be a day if there's no arrests or no reason to pull people over Whatever But they're always looking for things Especially in Pinellas County He says they've helped deputies recover stolen cars Find missing people That's great For every two stories of cops using a crock leader There's about six of cops misusing it So shut your ass Solve violent crimes That's great Wonderful Only use it for them but you're not Taking away the tools that lead to effective crime reduction And we'll inherit And getting rid of things that let us suck our lives Because we think they're cheating on us while we're on the force That probably lead to crime increasing And the only winners if that happens are the criminals Are you know the ex-girlfriends that don't want to be stalked, you moron? But Pinellas County Commissioner Vince Nowicki says the technology has gone too far So I've gotten several emails and dozens of phone calls over the last few weeks This is a privacy issue You don't say Breaking news Becoming a police state Nowicki has drawn up a plan that would end the county's contracts with Flock And other license plate camera providers We didn't even get the vote on it It just came out of nowhere Oh wow let me see 54th Avenue I know where that is Interesting there's one right there Remove the cameras from county roads Gultieri says that's the wrong approach But his defense also raised questions about what protections are in place To prevent the cameras Yeah whenever you talk to a cop that's for it or a Republican that's for it They're like well this country's criminals And you also stalk people from being misused Gultieri says deputies are supposed to enter a case number with every camera search Yeah but they're not doing that buddy That's the problem Is they're not doing that Buddy acknowledged the system allows them to search without those case numbers Yeah if you could like have a warrant to use it that's fine But you're pretty much admitting I like it cause I can stalk people God Bob you're a douche You make Grady Judd look like a saint And that's fricking hard And everyone knows I'm team um Shed Chronister Jennifer Lawrence is getting candid about cosmetic procedures Listen Jennifer you are so fricking beautiful Oh my god I love the meat on your body You look good you don't need any procedure done I don't understand why Hollywood is so hard on themselves I know a lot of women are afraid to age Um you know just because of them not getting roles But Jennifer you are a beautiful woman Stay the life The Hunger Games actress reveals details too vogue about her routine baby Botox while sharing her take Oh my god I love just a naturally aging woman Mmm a few wrinkles on your face is fine It looks so fake Plastic surgery including the one procedure she's still not sure about There's no baby doll you don't need any procedures You're I'm getting naked when the fappening came out Jennifer tells vogue You really like clamp chowder as Mike Haltin says In an interview published on September 3rd Oh I'm really nervous about these fat transfers Baby you know why are they doing this Can someone just tell Jennifer Lawrence to listen to this segment Can someone lch them now it's gonna be fine I mean Jesus Christ I support other people doing them because I want to continue to watch and see what happens Come on man You're fine Literally and vaguely But I don't know about that I mean I would love to have a buckle fat removal No just chill and make movies You don't need anything done I can't because everybody would know But just know that I want that You need help you need to just get Taken to Powtown Mmm Jennifer also shares which beauty treatment she does partake in but doesn't exactly love Saying I hate getting my hair colored I also hate going I've heard it's very fine To the nail salon Well if you hate going to the nail salon and getting your hair done Then don't do anything just age naturally because you're so cute Oh Jesus What was that What was that It reeeealllyy depends Oh now listen This could be on Labor Day Eve Popularity on Monday, Tuesday at 6am and Fresno's hot 97.7 Whenever you're listening I appreciate it, but why is it that women claim they want equal rights but that one Lindsay Clancy to get away with it? 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This is Hoppy Hour I'm your host Ryan Hoppy Of course it's technically my day off Being you know Labor Day Eve Or whenever you're listening But I don't really take days off I just sit around Of course one day I could have gone to the pub Ah this happened It's cloudy in Florida man It's cloudy in Florida man Oh jeez Show your ass Show your ass Show your ass Show your ass Show your ass Show your ass I can hold him in you know Grey hangs low like a wet old rag And it turns his whole day back Shut up The sun and the cheap old light When the ceiling drops too fast When the ceiling drops too fast He wants, he wants, room wants, drive Now that he's in his sinking cap I got it Air gets thick Like a hand on his chest Oh yeah Pour my dick Water Oh what's going on Cloudy days in Florida Cloudy days in Florida I am Call the show 856-49-OB Cloudy days in Florida It's 856-49-46-7-7-3 Cloudy days in Florida It's 856-49-46-7-7-3 I have Ryan Hobbie radio You can always email me Ryan Hobbie radio gmail.com Yeah What are we going to do What are we going to do What are we going to do Got a lot to talk about today Got a lot to talk about today Some ideas I wrote them Let's see So I You know I don't know All the older people around me You're not having a midlife crisis I'm not having a something I bought like seven books on Amazon Let me see if I can get them It was by the one by Wolfman Jack Doug Greaseman The Doug Greaseman track The Greaseman Jackie O from formerly of Kyle and Jackie O Terry Boars and Mancow's book And then Larry Lujak's book and then Art Hallowyer Who is like the original Jack Jack of the 1950s Can you tell I like radio No way But you know what I did Treat myself to Even though they're a bunch of overpriced douchebags Over there on YouTube TV I had to sign up for YouTube TV It is just so clutch You can watch it wherever The DVR movies I'm on stream users It's great The problem is It's $1200 a year You can get what you pay for But I am in the season of Sports As of this day We are recording September 6th We got three days until The other fellow comes back Woohoo Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls And that means the days are going to get shorter It means everyone is going to be going to bed earlier You know what I mean But I mean it's fun I don't like the holiday season Why? Because everyone is overworked in radio Now listen I am grateful to be Working in radio And I am grateful for all the opportunities But by December 26th I am like Am I still alive Yeah Again I am grateful Why do you think they call it the holiday Hangover in January Why do you think Rover's Morning Glory Had the holiday hangover Because it's the same First you have Ryan Hoppe's birthday And you have Kimber third And you have Halloween And you have Thanksgiving, Christmas New Year's, Kwanzaa Hanukkah Fassivism And you have a dumb boomer That likes to tear up a sitcom Which coming up later we have AI videos Of actually sign-folding and funny Up down you guys You know what drove me nuts This is what drives me nuts And maybe I should be grateful That this is a problem I have The other day I was trying to watch Cartoon Network Which first of all Adult Swim now begins at like 5pm Which is weird Man Cartoon Network is doing it to themselves All these cable channels Are in trying They're getting their money From the sponsors And then getting out of there They don't care Man Miss Moniz's show Code, the show about the kids Or Cow and Chicken Or Courage the Colorly Dog Or Potterpuff Girls Or Johnny Bravo But now they got You know Bob's Burgers at 5pm I'm good I'm not even trying anymore But this is something that drove me nuts The idea Of Adult Swim Was that you were clicking on the words Cartoon Network And watching something you're not supposed to be watching What do you do now on YouTube TV At 5pm Cartoon Network goes off air And then there's an Adult Swim channel I don't like that man No! I know they're probably doing it to keep the kids safe But I'm telling you The idea was that you're not supposed to be watching it It takes the fun out of it And I love how they do that now Where it's not as like I don't know what the word is It's not as dirty as it was 20 years ago, 10 years ago They're showing Bob's Burgers and King of the Hill That's pretty mild Show Stroker and Hope Or Ossie McGabe You guys If you're Adult Swim fans you would get the reference Or Frisky Dango Or Sealab Or Aquatain Or The Brax Show Or Harvey Birdman Or Moral Oral, that disturbing cartoon Or Super Jail What else is there? Ummmm Oh! Mission Hell!

Homebodies! They have vlogs! Yeah, could you tell? That Adult Swim Describes my humor? I mean I even begin to show All kids out of the pool for Adult Swim Got it!

All kids out! Hmmmm Yeah It describes I like to tell people That like a good old Mike out to Mardi Joe Is like the family guy of radio It's mainstream It was edgy Now it's passable edgy And I'm like that Weird cartoon at 3am that you're like Is this even real? You know what's funny? I have been thriving Off of being grumpy You know why? Cause all my whole family on my birthday Was like, oh yeah!

You know what you're gonna do? Hmmmm You gotta be happy! That's what you tell a depressed person With bipolar one Oh you gotta be happy! Trying man! Being grumpy And always assuming the worst Is the best Cause then when things go your way You gotta be happy You don't have to rely on GMS It's amazing Hmmmm Do you ever notice That the most miserable women out there The ones that are just so Cranky!

The ones that say All men suck! They're awful! They're terrible! And then they get mad when they turn 40 And the old men are dating women Seven years younger Oh but we don't need men! And then you look at what they listen to And watch and it's murder documentaries Podcasts, forums, or TV on Netflix Not every man Is a bad guy That'd be like saying every broad's like Lindsay Clancy Even though there's someone out there that's like I should post part of the package Yeah!

Chop! It's not a skus She's still an ass wipe You know what's funny about Strating services like Netflix Or even Tubi Any of them I have more fun Like I just got YouTube TV and I did my whole On demand Which is all the Adults from the shows I like the idea of having whatever I want to watch Whatever I want to watch it But I don't actually watch it I can't I'm gonna watch that show never I'm gonna watch that show never I'm gonna watch that show never But just knowing it Knowing I could watch Tulsa King Knowing I could watch Queens of whatever that Gangster show is with the woman on Netflix And my friend Kelly told me about Knowing I could watch Mayans Knowing I could watch Power Book 3 But I'm not gonna actually do it But I like the idea of it being out there But I like the idea of it being out there But I like the idea of it being out there Ah man This is all alleged in the club This is all alleged in the club No really We all know Cailin Halley The wife of Bren Halley The wife of Bren Halley Who was a producer for the Bava the Love's Moon show And Howard Stern And he also served this country like a badass And he is a soft swinger As he said With his wife Cailin I was on Howard Stern Right last night You'll never believe What I saw His wife's now a prostitute Six hundred dollars an hour That's inflation I find her very pretty Cause you know she'd be a freaking Ben Cailin It's one thing to do only fans It's one thing to get gang banged in the corner It's one thing to get gang banged in the corner With that video while Brent's eating gummy worms Whatever you got You don't want to sell your body As Brent said on the Stern show You're built like a shit brick house Enjoy it You gotta rock You gotta rock your fucking kind of rocker body You don't need to be a hooker I don't get that And then on the website Cause I did my research Trust me I'm never paying for a prostitute Cause now in my life I get caught I've already worked with people That got caught You know what I mean I don't want to be that guy Cause I would never let that down Calliton would be sharing My mug shot I'm good But I will tell you I was looking at the website And it's like what the girl does And it's like hey I pay on you And it's like Licking stuff And then completely All of it And I'm like Jesus Christ What happened in your childhood And I like Brent I think he was the best part of Bob's show Cause he was smarter than everybody in the room And he played a good villain on the Stern show But dude Tell your wife not to be a hooker I was reminiscing About how hard it was Back in the day Allegedly cause I never Did this Even on my teenage years My life was like an HBO teen Series I'm telling you Ladies and gentlemen Man Remember allegedly you would hear about Friends being yourself or you just seeing allegedly to cover Your tracks. Remember when your friend Would have to Go to the sketchy apartments in that hometown To buy marijuana And you know what would happen It would have seeds in it And it would give you a panic attack And now you can just go to a Smelly shop Even though they might be getting rid of it And just get a pre-roll for five dollars We are definitely in the future You know why else We are in the future Cause I don't want to go to the club Anymore I kinda got invited to a party anymore But I'm kinda boozy now Now that I've had free perks I ain't going Not for free but with my back It would have been standing room only I'm like oh that sounds painful What's funny is I don't want to go to the club anymore And in this song He don't want to leave the club What's happening? I'm more wet so uh Just tipping these hoes and stripping these hoes In the club like I'm with Scottie Pippen These hoes I want everybody hot so you can all Feel the vibe you got beat with the chief You got a deal with my tribe I ain't never lied Nigga I had to have a good time And for every bitch I had a nigga never took mine I'm like genuine same OG plain no me A dead rapper in the club Blame on me shame on me For trying to pull all the women I'm gonna hit them up And got death jams like Russell Simmons Crazy getting crunk hit hard like brass knuckles You can see Stevie Wonder to see I'm a bad motherfucker Come on I do! Shiree!

Oh yeah! Yeah! Oh shut up Garm Oh yeah! We got three days as of this recording until the NFL comes back! Aren't you excited?

So Aaron Donald and his baby mom are arguing over their dog in court Yeah! That's that millennial thing Boomers are fighting over couches And they're fighting over other things But millennials You're fighting over the right to see your dog Aren't you ever That's all you're doing Out of control I'm not gonna let you control this world Not really But first Happy Hot Topic! Now to a fired Fox Sports Analyst Mark Sanchez Who just agreed to plead guilty Nearly 11 months after he allegedly assaulted a 69 year old truck driver Loser! Not the truck driver Mark Sanchez How does it feel? Man your legacy As an OK quarterback is not gonna be forgotten Your legacy as a passable announcer is not gonna be forgotten Cause you're a dumbass Who then stabs Sanchez in self defense A file felony which contains a penalty of 1 to 6 years We are literally talking about And getting dead as well Under the charges there's a very high risk if he goes to trial and he loses he's looking at significant custody time Yeah just admit it Admit that you're a failure in life Admit that you like all the teenage girls Google that Admit that you're greasy Admit that you're a dumbass and call it a day I would expect given the fact that he doesn't have significant criminal history Whatever plea disposition has worked out Yeah not the criminal history part is gonna get him off It's that he's an NFL quarterback And in America we applaud that That means you get away with things Ben Roethlisberger Ray Lewis OJ Stubbson We love our American football players We don't give a shit about soccer But everything else in the club All that we do Doubt is not going to involve a significant amount of time in custody It could involve a month or more But my expectation is that it won't Alright there you go You just a failure Sentencing is set for November Footage obtained by TMZ and the New York Post from that night Captured an injured Mark stumbling while clutching his stab wound You look like trash By the way you always call me trash Grizzly photos showed the truck driver hospitalized in a neck break He got beat the shit out of him What the hell is wrong with you Mark?

I know you probably have CTE but you're a dumbass After suffering severe head injuries He claims left him permanently disfigured That's not good It's a special position that I'm in This is from 09 I'm just trying to set the right example Oh yeah good job You really set a freaking example you dork Mark is now the third high profile sports figure in just four days Hammering Tiger Woods To plea out after getting caught for bad behavior I love the Tony Ramo footage He has those puppy eyes It's so terrible How many drinks have you had? Two Oh no These unethical players I'm out of control Happy Hot Topic I'm hopefully going to be supporting my pregnant wife We're going to start a family Oh yeah I didn't know they were in Rodgers like to live in Rodgers is getting candid Oops didn't mean to do that This is chaos That was my karma Start over my bad I'm hopefully going to be supporting my pregnant wife Because we're going to start a family Aaron Rodgers Candid about his next chapter Revealing he's hoping to go from the end zone This is a potter at like What the hell is going on The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback said he wants to start a family with wife Brittany Alright good luck with that Starting with the chaos These fucking TMZ ads They're sucking me off without lube Actually don't really need lube What are you doing? Sorry You know what that bit was Think we need it right here Think we need it right here Ah Ah just another day in Tampa Hmm Hmm They fell asleep cause they were listening to Kelter I know like jeez can you have any less energy Hmm here's Michael Ervin And Neon talking about Jed you're getting Hucked New York who is that Jed Neon Really doesn't do any prep It's going to be nice being a nepo baby Where you can just kind of get the gas Cause you got clout And you got money But you don't know anything New York is the owner Of the 49ers Who got called You ever heard of them Neon Wit They're sex workers $140 Yay the trailer park Not a good one in Vegas Not the half off clear and sale of the buddy ranch Yeah Wow he real I This is weird to me cause I feel like boomers And even Gen Xers That had a show they like put an effort To know things To like Malik Beasley What was it like playing the Knicks in the playoffs It's kind of endearing How stupid he is And me myself Like I'm like you know he was He got divorced 5-6 months ago Hey Michael pass the coke Coca Cola And And I'm like man come on man I love how they're doing these videos Where they have like this delicious food In front of them but they're talking I would be like turn the camera off I'm eating this fucking lasagna Is that really a quirenge You know What Man he is his brain dad And Neon is like what do I do with this This guy is stupid Like imagine If you are What was the last 20 seconds It's like run on sentences It's like talking to Ian Beppos Da da da Hoppy socks What What are you saying I can't listen to this I'm fading He he he He he he Oh yeah Young Joke Meet me in the club It's going down Roll out magazine Celebrated 20 years of that song Doesn't that make you feel old in the club? Let me take a sip of this kava I have. Oh yeah, I think I'm coming down with a cold or something.

One sec. Mimi and Appi sauce, let's have sex. He'll blow you. Ah ha. Hmm.

What do we have here? On this, a very show known as Happy Hour. Oh yeah! This is that guy Dejohn Love that was pretending to be a wide receiver. Even though he looks like someone that flips burgers.

Thing is, like I say, I know your situation. Everybody wanna be rich. Everybody do. Yeah, he's talking about himself. Mm-hmm.

That's what he's done right here. Exactly what he's done. Unfortunately, everybody just won't be rich. That's the reality. Why?

But, you know, from your friends. Oh yeah. To loans, to... Oh, you're so philosophical. You scam artist.

Asking people. What happened? It might not be $10,000. Might be closer to five. Oh yeah.

That's how much I have, that's my net worth. Get $2,000 from this person, $2,000 from that person, $2,000 from this person. Like I say, it's only four days. And then that's when you got the money. Like I know, you know, everybody has access to doing that.

Oh God, I feel stupider. And those women! Are sending themselves back. You know why? Because they wanted him for the money.

Doesn't he look like he have money? He looks like a trash bag. Take care of yourself. Do a face mask. Something, dog.

Doesn't look great. Here's a trans student getting mad after being misgendered. He had blue hair. He's mad at me. Say!

He's... Say! Say! Say! This is a kid that was in middle school during COVID that has never been told no.

Hey! Stop! Miss! Jandry, make! I just...

What's the problem? Why do you let those kids get away with this? They are not supposed to be here! If you don't lower your voice, I am going to put handcuffs on you and I'm going to take you home. I'm telling you, it has nothing to do with him.

I mean, whatever gender he wants to be. These kids! These kids! They are not in college, they're in COVID. They were in middle school during COVID.

They are not in college, they're out of their mind! Baker Act facility. Lower your voice. Yeah, you don't want to get Baker Acted. That ain't fun, Clem.

Try it! Try it, please. Are you threatening me? You're threatening me! Are you threatening me?

I don't have to... Shut your fucking ass off, Cob. He's a mentally ill teenager. Go fuck yourself! Because I'm here right now to deal with this.

I mean, yeah, he's being a brat, but you don't have to... Over the roof! Shut up! Why are you saying this? Your wife's cheating on you!

Stolen vehicle. I ain't got time to hear you screaming and yelling. I don't have time to constantly be abused! We'll get... This poor kid, man.

Get me down here then, because I got to work this stolen vehicle. This is like a South Park episode. We need OPD. Alpha 73 University. Alpha 73 University.

They're just in like the break room of like the university. There was like a subway and all that. Alpha 73 University. Can we get another unit to deal with Jay Lee here? He is having a breakdown.

Say! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Die! Die! Oh Jesus! Ha!

Ha! I don't mean to laugh because I'm all about the trans rights, but this reaction right here ain't gonna have you. Here, he is having a breakdown. Say! Say!

Just say the right pronoun! What'd you say? 73, 51. Well, he's trying to tase her from, cover spray him. Get down on the ground right now.

No! No, please! You're about to get sprayed. No, just leave me alone! Get down on the ground right now.

Leave me alone! I can come in there. This fucking cop's a douche. I hope he never have kids. You're a loser!

You little bitch! Leave me alone, please! Okay, are you gonna calm down? I'm getting my phone out. I have to film this.

Okay, I'm telling you, are you gonna calm down? I'm gonna film this. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

There must be Gen Z there. No target. I will calm down! I will calm down. Do you know what this is?

This is OC spray. I will calm down when you get the pepper spray out of my face! Alpha 17. Leave me alone! I have, uh.

Just leave! Pepper spray. This is not funny anymore. It's not really funny, but Jesus Christ, dog. What did we, what were we thinking?

We're like, oh, we're gonna shut down the whole world! And every person that was born in 93 watched TV during 2020, but these kids are in school! And then you got the boomers. Oh, those F words for gay people. Oh, just tell us you wanna suck on the man!

If you care that much about what someone's doing, you probably wanna suck off the guy. Oh, you want a nice, meaty penis? I'm sorry! It's the only reason you would care. A nice, meaty, girthy penis!

Speaking of that, here's Kayleigh Gunner, who's in porn talking about her dad. Were they kind of not surprised that there's something that you would kind of follow up and do? Oh yeah, they're like, yeah, her daughter's always out talking before I am. She's gonna do porn. They were not surprised because they knew my lifestyle.

I was always... Oh yeah! Prom night as well! Yeah, the naughty one. But my family, my mom is very religious, so she doesn't really know.

Yeah, that's what usually happens when you got a hot ass, die, and then you're religious. This is the... They go down. No, we keep it a little secret. But my daughter...

So she has no clue? No, she's in the Bible Belt. She's off social media and everything. Maybe she'll find out someday, but I just hope she doesn't. We'll see.

I am. And then my dad, he found out because he's actually highly obsessed with porn. Yeah, it's probably where he has sex way out and came from. Like my whole life. So it's kind of like karma because his daughter became a porn star.

So did... Karma for a guy who wanted to get his rocks off. Shut your ass! Actually, your ass has never really shunt. Did you tell him because of that?

I didn't even tell him. He was actually watching porn with his girlfriend in bed. And then he saw his... Ha ha ha ha! Oh my God, I'm glad that's not my daughter.

And then he just popped up on the screen. Did that. Her having like nine penises. Oh, it's my daughter! A real proud father.

An old browser's ad. So did he have a conversation with you after that? Or how did that... Yeah, so he texted me. He was like, are you doing XXX?

Like, I'm sure he like had to calm down after he saw that because... Yeah, I would assume. Oh, there's my daughter with some clam chowder on her face! I probably traumatized him. His dick was out and then he was like, uh...

She's finally funny. Ha ha ha ha! You're promiscuous! Here's Violet Myers talking about what she did before OnlyFans. Before I even did porn, I was on Chatter Bay.

Yeah, that's real weird, isn't it? Just a college girl doing that. Pretty much how I... Just a college girl on Chatter Bay! Got started, so...

There you go. And what do we have here? Kayla B says, King Von's baby mama slept with one of the OTF gang bangers. He was messing with Vani first. So everybody know that.

They don't have nothing to do with me. I can't control nobody fucking. Nobody pussy. You was fucking on Von too. I had to.

You didn't want me to... That's why mom's texting on the phone. It's very off-putting. No, no, no, no, no. Fucking...

Here's a woman. She said, I'm not gonna even play it. That the Lindsay Clancy case has changed dating forever. Yeah! I did not realize.

Again it's these murder documentaries. All it is limit signing order. But it's mean! Duh. Oh but she pulled it on the bottom and it just shot her ass.

It's like allowing Kanye West to act up and always bipolar. Well take care of your mental health then. So sick of people using mental health as an excuse. I'm mentally ill. I don't kill people.

Or hate on Joe's. They're all my bosses. I'm kidding. Here we go. Most guys don't understand that a girl actually will date you even if she doesn't originally like you.

Yeah, you gotta kinda earn them. And then when you get the opportunity to go to pound town puppy, you gotta go to pound town. Because of the way that girls develop feelings. And if you're new here, hi there, my name's Eden. Time for the Lincoln to fricking bio!

Stop! And I do happen to be a girl. So I can tell you what girls actually want. Okay, first of all you need to understand that there are two main ways that girls will fall for a guy. And the first one is the one that you probably already know when she's a crush on this guy.

She really likes this guy. She just thinks, ah, he would just pound me out. She's really going out of her way to date this guy. She like likes him. She likes him.

Then there's other people that a girl will like, okay? She'll be interested in him. She might not know him well enough to like him or she might not even think of liking him. Oh, shit! But there's things about him that she really likes.

She might think he's really funny. She might think he's really friendly. She might think he's really kind. She might love talking to him. I can't play it because of the music in the background.

But I must let my chain get to the point! Hmm. Uh. Uh. Here's Britney Ryner going off on Lindsay Clancy.

Man! But someone like Britney Ryner is the voice of reason. We have a problem! And you look at it, Lindsay Clancy's barrier out of nines. She's a crazy broad!

There's nothing in there! Yeah. I know, I haven't seen any guys that I think are cute. I'm sorry. She's always on top of this club in Mississippi.

What do you think of the Lindsay Clancy case? I said earlier, there's not enough postpartum in the world to kill your children. Hell yeah! As much as a bust out as she is! I applaud that!

Until something else is presented, I'm just gonna look at reality. Thanks, babe! Give it real. I like that dumb broad! Lindsay!

I'm getting mad! We got here. Here's Lisa Ann on Younger Guys. Because now these young men are having a harder time dating than ever because for the first time ever, the girl can make more money. Yeah, it is kinda awkward when they're like, marketing directors at like Celsius Energy Drinks.

I work in radio! I can bring the power down! And maybe it kills his data! Having fake sex with people online through their pages. So why are they gonna go on dates?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm just a little bit... Hey, where are you from? Five things you should never say to a girl you're interested in. If you want girls to stay interested in you, you might wanna hit that follow button so that you can see more.

I don't give a fuck. Start with the foul word! If we wanna follow you, we'll follow you! Your constant reminders about this foul word button. Out of control!

Here's Blueface talking about if Navia DMs the NBA Youngboy. He treats me like the hoe I am. And do. Oh, well, there's somebody else who's probably wanting to treat me better. And there is.

Then I'm back and find out. I was not talking about him. You gonna leave just like that? God, your house looks like it just smells like poop. He did the first time.

Poop and regret. What if I left? In the shelter. You're a scumbag! And a deadbeat dead!

God, he's the worst. The absolute worst. One shitty husband and one shitty male juror. Two shitty men who have absolutely derailed and or could derail Lindsey Clancy's life. Man, I'm kinda, I'm starting to, I wish I was gay!

Be nice! I mean, I'd miss the vagina. But at least we know we wanna get our rocks off and we don't wanna see one person represent the whole gender! I get the gay pride parade. People were being heterophobic towards me.

And I had to think, oh, you're a white man! Shut up! I'm an ally! Okay? Don't tell me what a believer, don't!

Here's AI sign thought about crypto. George, I just met this guy. I think you two would really get along. Oh yeah? Why do you think that?

He's crypto, like you. Crypto? Elaine, I'm not into crypto. I'm into Bitcoin. Okay, what's that?

What's the difference? What's the difference? That's like saying, I like classic rock. This guy likes Coldplay, so we should hang out. I like Coldplay.

George, this is Mark. Mark, George. Elaine's a Bitcoin guy. Yeah. You know, I've been thinking, Bitcoin should move to proof of stake.

It's more secure, more efficient, better for the planet. And honestly, Bitcoin should probably be governed by a Dow. See? You already have so much to talk about. Yeah, it's uncanny.

Is this funnier than the real show? CZ tweeted funds were safe and we bounced back. George, you got a problem with me? It's not you, I'm just Bitcoin. Come on, Maximalist, nothing else?

No. Gun to your head? Monero. Hmm. And then here is George transitioning.

Jerry, I've thought about it. I've weighed the options and I've decided I'm transitioning. I'm a woman. Transitioning, right, to a woman. And the floral print, that's the first step.

It's not a step, Jerry, it's a revelation. I feel a lightness, a grace. I've never. There you go, and then the last one I promise. Here's Elaine supporting Lindsey Clancy.

I'm telling you, Jerry, I support Lindsey Clancy. The evidence is circumstantial at best. She's not a murderer. She's a victim of circumstance. She should be found not guilty.

Crazy, you are completely insane. She didn't just happen to be there, she did it. She should be locked up forever. Something everyone. Eight, five, six, 49, Hoppy.

It's eight, five, six, four, nine, four, six, seven, seven, three. You're twinning me. Everyone, Hoppy, everyone. Always email me in the club. Ryan Hoppy, I need you.

Thank you. Here's a Bella Danger talking about going into our frat house. You know, you're at your parents' house and all that shit, so it's like the best. I went to a frat house actually. Oh yeah.

I went to a frat house to drop off fleshlights as a reward for the pledges talent show. Oh yeah, that's so weird. I'll just use my hand. How many? I'm not supposed to.

And even using my hands. Oh my, I had like five of them. And I went with my friend. I had my friend like this guy come with me because I just felt the smell. When I went into that frat, I've never smelled something so foul.

In my life. And there's beer, like it's like a thick layer of just beer on the floor. That's just, oh God, like you had a party the other day, right, Pass? Yeah. He was like, I'm considering moving it.

The floor is still black. The floor is black. Oh God. Oh. But yeah.

Hey, delightful. Here's Navia ranting. Dad, they're going to be fucked up. You got your food to the side. 499.

Bitch, I ain't never charged 499 on OnlyFans, ho. Oh yeah, I'm going to do that too. 25 to enter, 200 for the picture. Hello. All right.

And I got receipts, bitch. I ain't never sorted for 499, ho. Hmm. That's where society's at, is we're applauding you for being expensive on the OnlyFans. You're a bust down.

Bye. No, that's rude. I hate you. Yeah. I don't need to listen to this.

Kid Cudi and Peter Rosenberg are going at it. Man. I know he thought you were successful, but Peter Rosenberg's a bitch. Richelme Kwan died two years ago. And here's Rick Ross talking about the game.

Project that was released last week, documentary three. Two Kanye features, Drake. Features. Party downstairs. Got it.

Snoop Dogg, E40. Whatever. Marsha Ambrose, Drake the other ruler made recipes. Whatever, I don't know what he's talking about. Here's my faaay.

You're a porn star. Autumn falls. Talking about getting into porn. I got into the industry when I was 18. Two months after I turned 18.

It was something that I was like planning on doing. Oh, that's good. For a while. Were you talking to like your high school counselor? So what do you wanna be when you grow up in a condo, a nurse?

No, I wanna have semen on my face. So I started out. Gosh, she's incredibly hot. Like web camming for the first two months. Then I got the opportunity to shoot in Florida.

Oh yeah. And then. That voice is so freaking hot. After Florida. It just kinda took off.

Yeah, it took off. It took off. I was just getting weird. Why are women smashing right away when they know they don't like a guy? Because they're bored.

Because they're dead inside. Sounds like you're a jeopardy man. The strongest man you'll ever meet isn't the one who never breaks. It's the one who quietly rebuilt himself in silence. Oh yeah.

I guess, I don't know. I love the whole mindset of, oh, I'm gonna prove my ex wrong. No, your ex wants you dead. They don't like you. Prove I'm wrong.

I'm just saying. All I wanna do here. Oh yeah. Here's everyone's favorite bust down, Joy Taylor. Talking about how she took care of her boyfriend and he cheated on her with his stripper.

Hey honey, you were a part of marriage's failing and you got a job because you slipped around. So that's karma, honey. I was financially supporting a boyfriend. Here's the problem, guys. When a woman financially supports you is they hold it over your head.

When we do it, we're obligated, but we're in a tough spot. And the woman helps in the moment. She's like, baby, don't worry about him. It's okay, I love you. And then when you break up, she's like, oh, she needed my help.

Shut up. And he's on the couch playing video games and stuff. Heaven forbid. I bet he worked nine to five. He wasn't just getting pounded out at work.

Are you all right, honey? It's been going on for a month now because I was like, don't worry about it. I got the bills. Hey, you are sweet. You're nice.

Yeah, heaven forbid. He probably paid the other much and you were busy buying drinks with the boss. Actually, he was buying you drinks, but you know what I mean. You were busy not being a good girlfriend. What'd I get for that?

So. Man, she was really hot on Fox, but she always wears this like, kind of like this vest. Like this, it's almost like, I don't know how to describe it. Kind of looks like if like jeans were a vest, like that same cloth. She was just dressing like a bored bisexual.

He's like, I'm like, all right, look. What? It's been a while. Like we gotta get a job, you know? Yeah.

Boy, I love when a man says a dull woman. He's crucified. Man, funk, Dad. You want equal rights. Don't hold it over his head.

Cause when we hold it over your head, we're crucified. Man. We could never win. Happy hour. Happy hour.

Eww. It's time for Hoppy the Morning. RyanHoppyRadio.com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, Lila.

And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big, it's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need. That's it. Bushing.

Stop cussing. It looks like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also I would love to be getting railed, but.

As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening to this next song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around, folks. Look at. Look at.

I used to. Yeah. That first person, it's a dose of the shit that I'm on. This is the first chapter in the yellow square. I know a lot of niggas that get told like, I'm a man, I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. The state. On top.

Of a calm and rich. Wasted. Over and over again. Again. Again.

Your rest of the piece the rich and raw. Money what they was about, yo. The twins was some queens but got crazy cream without po. Throughout my time I heard tales of Heiny, Frenchy, Jamaican, Bolly, Bucky, Corley, Rodney, Bop and Chick, yeah. A lot of niggas blow the way I flow but ain't been in the game all their life so don't know who I know.

Writing rhymes is the best way I express how I fail. If I ain't rich by 26 I be dead or in jail. Coming up I'll accept it too much bruise or leave you confused. And if you watch the news you see players in this game to lose. I'm forgetting lefty and jazz.

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Peppi Float on Chee and Mack. Well forgive me for I said. Over and over again. Just to stay on top. I recall Mary.

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I'm ashamed. Happy Hot Topic. Ah, here we go. Today on TMZ. So remember when Sydney Sweeney had that fake affair with Lynn?

Could you imagine if Sydney Sweeney got like a burp reduction? Mmm. Today on TMZ. So remember when Sydney Sweeney had that fake affair with Glenn Powell and now Sydney's... I don't think it was fake.

I think he banged her up. Brutal Braun, guess what? Glenn Powell's involved with someone too. I think they all need to get involved. It got to work.

This looks like it's pretty serious. Can we see maybe an engagement next year? Very serious. We've seen pictures of him with this girl from the show Land Man. Her name's Michelle Randolph.

She's gorgeous. Put some more respect on her name when you say this girl from Land Man. Put some respect on her name. This smoking sexy hot chick from... There you go.

Diddy must be doing something right in prison. His release date has been moved up a... Oh yeah! That's what he's doing in there. Again.

They're moving it every week. Now it has moved up to... Oh, the guitar! February 5th, 2028. He's crazy.

I never want to hear anyone bitch about anything. I'm so sick of this. And toward the end of 2027? Yeah, that's actually a good like goal. I want to celebrate New Year's Eve free.

If he gets out New Year's Eve, it will be the freak off of all freaks. Oh yeah! Katy Perry manifested her true love relationship... I don't believe in manifestation anymore. I'm trying to do...

Justin Trudeau, she wrote 10 things that she... Oh yeah! ...wanted to achieve, and number 10 was true love. There you go. Until they break up in a year.

No! Happy Hot Topic! Welcome to Sunday Morning Futures. Oh, is it a hot ass one? If you put tape over her mouth, she's hot.

But she's got steppin' opinions! I'm Maria Bartiromo. I know that my viewers expect something from me and they get it. A shocking and abrupt exit. After more than 12 years at Fox News, Maria Bartiromo...

Bye! Man! You all know that I love me some other women! But a cougar! But a cougar!

...and now we're learning why. According to multiple reports, she betrayed Fox by leaking network secrets to the Trump administration. An alleged violation of her employment agreement. Oh, Ashbride was leaking all over anyway. Hmm hmm hmm.

What's going on here? Well, if you struggled to put down your phone, you're not alone. A new survey from the Pew Research Center showed that half of American adults say they spend too much time on their phones. Oh, jeez! About one in four adults admit they're scrolling on their phones almost constantly.

Yeah, I average about two hours and 15 minutes a week. I try to limit it. Hmm hmm. Nearly two weeks after the passing of country legend Dolly Parton, her sister Stella Parton is calling on others to follow her sister's example of leading with compassion. Stella taking to Instagram September 4th, revealing she and her family have felt incredible pressure and insensitivity from strangers since the death of Dolly at age 80.

The 77-year-old's first thanking fans who've offered her family genuine love and support. Alright, rest in peace baby doll. Hmm hmm hmm. Oh yeah! We all go to the grocery store with the list or at least try to, but extreme grocery budgeters are finding...

No, women do that, not men! ...is to make big cuts to the list and the bill at checkout. Alright, so they're gonna have a mom tell you how to save money. Whatever! Oh, jeez!

Now let's talk about Kid Cudi and Kanye West. Oh yeah! They're back together! Kid Cudi is responding to Peter Rosenberg after... Yeah, Peter's a biiiiiitch!

...Rosenberg criticized artists for reuniting with Kanye West... Get over it! He's talented! I know you're Jewish! And I know he said awful things!

Move on! ...during his Chicago shows... I know... Peter Rosenberg... Uncultured vulture!

Wow! Look at that guy! Looks like double the trouble. Yeah, there's this lookalike of Usher. Usher came face to face with his wax self at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas.

Alright, there you go. Looks more like me than me. Oh, it's his wax. Yeah. I don't think that one has herpes.

I mean, obviously I hope he likes the movie. Robert Pattinson responds to Chris Hansen's concerns about his portrayal of the former To Catch a Predator host. Yeah, Chris Hansen takes himself way too seriously. You had a cool job about 20 years ago! Chris Hansen just always had that vibe that he thinks he's better than you because he helps catch pedophiles.

And for some reason, I thought he got caught with a prostitute, but he got arrested for bad checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court in 2021. Oh yeah! He thinks he's better than you! I don't have to go to my court case! Shut your ass!

Hopefully Robert Pattinson does a good job of describing how much of a douche you are in real life in a movie! The actor stars in the upcoming A24 psychological thriller Prime Time. Yeah. I feel a whole thing in that To Catch a Predator. How's that movie about it?

Playing a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial run hosting the Dateline NBC. Why would that be controversial? He was catching pedophiles. If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles, you're probably a pedophile! Series.

And after Chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal, Rob- Oh yeah, he's never gonna be happy with it. Mmmmm! Tyler, why is that pretty boy doing it? Shut your ass! You're annoying!

Robert is sharing his tape while speaking to a crowd during a press conference at the Venice Film Festival. September 5th, a Twilight alum says- I mean, obviously I hope he likes the movie. Yeah, we all do. I would hope in some ways, like, the amount of inspiration that has- Yeah, he's a good dude! It's Robert Hanson!

Who cares? Eric has kind of given so many people who are involved in this, but like, he is now. Mmmmm! I hope is some kind of compliment. Yeah, I think you could make a 10 out of 10 movie, but the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it, I feel like Chris Hanson is kind of singling him out because of it.

Robert, who says he watched To Catch a Predator when he was younger, explains- We all do. There's all the YouTube clips! He was particularly fascinated by Chris's on-screen presence. Even after watching thousands of hours of everything to do with it, you can't really put your finger on it. And I think what we were trying to capture, I think, is all of our collective enthusiasm.

Alright, so the point is this. Chris Hanson's an insecure douche, and you need to leave him when it comes to Robert Pattinson. Alooooone! Time for Alex Earl news. Ryan Hoppy on the air!

Yeah, we back in this! Turn it up in your car! In your cubicle! Wherever you at! We got another one to talk about!

Scroll! Scroll! Scroll, same face, same pose. Filter on thick like them fake friends clothes. Catch it so deep it don't say one thing, but the brand deal link always stay front page.

She rehearse that laugh that I'm just like you. In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view. Want some Mike, wants the merch, wants the podcast, can't say a whole lot of words, but there's nothing really there. Alex Earl is a wannabe call of day. wannabe Trying to copy every topic, everybody.

Yeah, all stock, all gloss. But it's hollow in the center. You forget about the dinner. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic.

Same script, same lines, all plastic. Hoppy, I will call it out. That's a habit. We allergic to the fake. Yeah, we got a habit.

Story time here, but it's all prep tears. We got a heartbreak arc every couple of years. New boy, same plot, cuter ring like glow. Like we ain't seen this re-run four seasons ago. Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm a hot mess queen.

But the hair never moves, teeth way too clean. Every word sound clipped from a promo sheet. Whole life, one long, sponsor me and greet. Alex Earl is a wannabe call of daddy. wannabe Trying to copy every topic, everybody.

Come on. All talk, all gloss. But it's hollow in the center. You forget about it. Yeah.

That's a wannabe. That's tragic. Let's get to it right now. Copy hot topic. Here's Alex Earl talking about Brexit and Barius laughing on her face.

I would laugh in your face too. You're a brat. I texted him. Yes! Shut up.

Shut up! Alex Earl is getting real about a post-breakup mishap with ex-Brockston Barrios. Yeah, women do this thing when they break up with a guy. And because they're so easy to move on as a woman, they expect the guy to always be mourning them. When we're busy trying to get our rocks off.

We ain't thinking about you. It's like that song by Bow Wow. Ain't thinking about you. In the debut season of her family's new Netflix reality series, Earl Meets World, the 25-year-old reveals she recently ran into the NFL player during a night out with her sister Ashton Earl. Yeah, I wouldn't wait to think.

How's that a party? I didn't say hi to her. We're not dating anymore. And you're banging other people. Other people have either rubbed a bit inside of you.

I ain't dealing with that. And BFF Sally Carden. And let's just say the ex's reunion didn't exactly go smoothly. Yeah, she's like, Oh, he's supposed to mourn me and bow down to me. Even though he has more talent because he's actually doing something with talent called playing football while you're living off of daddy's money.

And you're a failed call her daddy ripoff. Alex and Split from Braxton in December 2025 after nearly... The best month to ever happen on the get rid of you. Three years together recalls him mocking her over their breakup. I would too.

Saying. To me, he was mocking me saying, I told you not to break up with me. I would say that too. He's the man. And now you're going from guy to guy.

Including his former teammate Brady. Show your ass. Your flat ass. He's laughing in my face. Like, I told you not to do this.

Yeah, you keep talking about him. You must miss. How he went to pound town. Because we all know Brady lazy. Like, you should be so great.

For to be on top of me. Professional, Alex admits she had enough liquid courage that night to approach her ex and tell him. Yeah, you know, she was probably crying when she went home. Like, I'm so stupid. I fit the block stereotype.

How she was really feeling. Cleaning. I must have said something along the lines of this is really hard seeing you. Like, this is really hard for. Yeah, women don't like when the guy glows up.

But when the guy doesn't like when the girl glows up, he's being obsessive. Man, fuck that. But according to Alex, that vulnerability wasn't exactly reciprocated. Yeah, he's like, you, you, you, you dumped him. Why would he want to talk to you when you dumped him?

And he knows you're going to use him for content like right now. With the influencer saying. Ah, you're still in flu. So that's what we call anybody without talent that's famous. Jackson was being a little standoffish.

Gee, I wonder why. While Alex was initially proud of herself for walking away. Yeah. That self-control apparently didn't make it all the way home. Yes, sir.

Crank cut to the next morning when I hung over Alex jokes from bed. Whoever let me text Brockson at 4 a.m. will ruin the day. But yeah, like a typical cloud chasing woman. You like how he added a word cloud chasing, but it's not all women.

Like a typical cloud chasing woman. You expect them to bow down to you and take no accountability when you obsessed over them. And then here's Alex. We're all talking about Alex Cooper. Definitely feel betrayed by Alex Cooper.

Finally speaking out about what really happened between her and Alex Cooper. The longtime feud rumors were confirmed when Cooper posted this TikTok video back in April. Alex Earl. Hey, girl. These are just two dumb blondes with some talent.

I mean, Alex Cooper has way more talent, but they're just two dumb blondes arguing. The passive aggressive. And you're totally not passive aggressive. Show your ass as well. Post and the likes and the comments and things.

I got to call you out here. You call everyone out by yourself. You must be awful to work with. You're going to need to get specific and just say what you got to say about me. I feel like I'm being baited into saying something.

Yeah, you don't know what to say because you're stupid. I don't even know why Alex Cooper's mad. You're both idiots. I'm like, what do you have up your sleeve? Alex Cooper's is semi funny because she has ghost riders.

You thought you were trying to trick me with? At the time. Yeah, that's a problem. If you're afraid of people tricking you, that means you've been tricked a lot. It ain't tricking if you got it.

Earl commented on Cooper's video writing, OK, on it. But she didn't end up speaking on the issue until now. I stayed quiet for so long because I am. Had no idea what to say. Scared of Alex Cooper.

Earl details what she claims really went down, saying it all stemmed from Earl going on Call Her Daddy back in September 2023, just one month after Earl signed with Cooper's The Unwell Network. Yeah, here's the problem. I've worked a long, big time radio host, obviously. And when you are working alongside someone and they give you an opportunity, they do not like when you start to shine as broad as them. And eventually launched her hot mess podcast with them.

Are you all right? And now Alex Cooper, you're literally the same person. Shut up. Diplo said walking through Burning Man is terrible and that he'd rather be in a desert burning. Interesting.

And Kenny Smith said that the Clippers cheated and are now paying the price. Yes, the bomber is a dumb boomer. Just a stupid man. Nikki Glazer says she was just seconds away from committing a swift crime. Oh, yeah.

She's such a suck off for them. At Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding, the comedian spills some bejeweled details from the couple's July 3rd nuptials at Madison Square Garden, including the wedding souvenir she almost stole. An audio obtained by E! News during her Las Vegas residency, Nikki reveals that late in the night, while everyone was on dance floors, she found herself hanging out by the wedding cake. And that's when she noticed something interesting, explaining, Yeah, turning in your phone is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee That's right.

Is this a prank? Am I being- So here's Howard Stern giving a serious XM channel to Andy Cohen, Howard101. What a bizarre old world we live in. Is this a prank? Am I being pranked or can you- No, you are not being pranked and Andy has been gracious enough to take over 101 and I have one request.

Yeah. Please continue the tradition of doing a lot of gay antics. Yeah, we all kind of know Howard Stern's And a gay because you know your shows gayer than mine my show is gay so I hope you up the game Yes, you heard him Andy crank it up to 11 Bravo boss Andy Cohen is taking over one of Howard Stern's longtime Serious XM channels following the big news that the Howard Stern show will soon be streaming on Max starting Yeah, it's gonna be okay It'll be Jill from Pennsylvania for 45 minutes in September 17th Cohen's previous spot channel 102 Meanwhile is going to Sebastian Menescalco's. Oh, he's so funny Comedy radio don't worry though Stern show. Well, I'm sorry also stay put on channel 100, right guys Last question.

Yes any chance I could get 100 and you take 101 No, I'm not giving up 100. Howard101 is in very capable hands. Yes. Joy it take good care of it They left out this line that was I'm gonna play the unfiltered part of it They left out this part where he was making a joke about guys being behind Fucking the news is so scared to be funny. Where is it?

Here's the full video Yeah, how are you a professional behind us? So what how you've never had people behind you? Wait a second. You got a you call you you've never had people behind you self a professional That was that was a thing. They took that part out.

I thought that was funny. I'm We got to be so politically correct This next guy right here is the biggest friggin loser around Jim Thornton's time at Wheel of Fortune has come to an end That big Goopy smile and he's stupid one day after photos surfaced appearing to show the longtime game Appearing a dude show announcer in an online chat room for pedophiles while While he's on the public airplane using public Wi-Fi What a dumb goofy stupid teeth looking booger aboard a flight Sony Pictures television Confirmed September 4th has been fired writing in a statement to e-news following a thorough investigation Jim Thornton's employment with Wheel of Fortune has been terminated effective immediately Imagine that first day you go home to your family and you're like I got you know fired cuz I was on a Pedophile chat room e-news has reached out to Jim's attorney e-news reached out and they never hear back But I feel like this is the one time you're really not gonna hear back what you're gonna say Oh, yeah, that was me talking about a boy fair like a buffet for boys You're a loser a comment on his firing But has not heard back the move comes just days after Sony announced on September 1st that Jim Who had served as the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011 was suspended while the company investigated allegations against him Back in May a fellow passenger on an American Airlines flight from Charlotte to Los Angeles Told TMZ she saw Jim using his laptop and what appeared to be a chat room. Yeah, he's like snooping I was watching she was I was watching power. It's a show on stars that has sex scenes and I would like Use a different tab or during a murder scene when I was he is ultimately like, oh, yeah By the way, you don't want to trust this woman. Whoever she is.

She's a rat for pedophiles Phone is obtained by the outlet appeared to show messages discussing children at a restaurant You know, it's funny. Not only is he a loser in life Not only is he a creep not only does he make white people look bad, but he failed He's spun the wheel and dead terrible That's the sound of your career going bye-bye this is a sound of your wife take it have your money Hmm eight five six Oh Looking this morning youtuber Jack Dory landing himself back in jail. Well loser he just Good Jack Dory. He's a part of that generation. I was in high school during coven He's just dumb in South Florida.

He is facing domestic battery charges He just lives like a little punk ass bitch. He is no stranger to law enforcement having been arrested in the past He's set to face a judge again this morning Isabella Martin is live. Oh, it's not the latest from Fort Lauderdale Isabella Michaela Leanne police say this latest arrest started with a disturbance call here in Fort Lauderdale When police arrived they say they found Jack and Dory and a woman had gotten into a physical fight now that's good Not at all, oh he's behind bars here at the Broward County jail A little snack for everybody in prison An absolute snack Back in the headlines in back to jail for youtuber jack dory The 22 year old with millions of followers and social media was arrested friday just before noon Fort Lauderdale police say they were called to his home on southwest fifth court for some sort of disturbance Investigators say dory and a woman got into a physical fight inside the house They say the woman was not hurt and dory was arrested and taken to the Broward main jail He just looks like an absolute idiot. You just look at him He looks like an entitled brat that had everything given to him and he thinks he's above the law Where he faces a misdemeanor domestic battery charge all of this comes less than a year since the social media Influencer was arrested on Miami Beach Yeah, he is no stranger to getting arrested November of 2025 police said dory positioned himself in the middle of the street in the entertainment district Police say he repeatedly refused to follow officers commands body cam video shows the moment an officer searched him Police found drugs and charged him with two misdemeanors and a felony after bonding out of he just looks like a scutch ball Like if I were a cop and I saw him I would immediately search him Jail following that arrest it took no time. He makes all gen z look bad as well Time for dory to make more content and mock law.

It's all about content, right? When it's all said and done you're a failure and no wonder your family wants to be left anonymous. You're a douche Enforcement and you literally make sure that girls turn 18 and then you sign them up for only fans. You're a pimp You're a creep and you're a liar and a failure I don't like this little bitch Now dory is expected to go before a judge later this morning. We'll keep you updated with what happens Thank you.

I appreciate you keeping us updated on this douchebag Oh Ryan hoppy radio.com The hour will be right back. You probably had a taco bell before Whenever we're going outside, um We all I smell is poop We also need to be affectionate and you can see that with barak and michelle as well They do a lot of touching kissing even fisting And we'll call it a day The semen was so big it's not lacking any meat and that's what real women need It looks like you went and got a job on the ipad screen whatever the case might be in your hand and a socket or whatever Like thank you, but also I would love to be Getting railed but as a reminder if you don't feel like listening to this next song you can skip over it But ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around folks So You got me spinning You're not the man I used to know It would go back to be slow When you had my In your soul Oh Is like you don't love me Night leaves when the wind goes I did it all just quickly We were the ones who were meant to be I'm frozen I can't let you go I'm stuck on the same song Do you feel anything at all? It feels like you don't love me anymore It feels like you don't love me It feels like you don't love me anymore So Just got my feet back on the ground Ice cracks and now I'm falling down Can't give much more because you just Ms You are amazing, where are you now? Cold, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It's so bitter cold It feels like you don't love me anymore Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I understand you so It feels like you don't love me anymore Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It's so bitter cold It feels like you don't love me anymore Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I would have done so It feels like you don't love me anymore It feels like you don't love me anymore It feels like you don't love me anymore It feels like you don't love me anymore It feels like you don't love me anymore Oh, yeah, I got a few minutes left here on the 97 7 feet Let's get right into it so you guys can hear a bit of the ramp before we get to music Today the hip-hop community witnessed a powerful moment of solidarity Oh, yeah, the hip-hop community coming together Between Meek Mill and Lil Durk.

Oh, man. This is when we know hell's freezing As Lil Durk's trial begins Meek Mill stepped up to show his support Questioning the environment that shaped both him and so many others growing up. Here's the thing that Driiiiiiips me nuts Mayor Johnson did. Listen, I like Lil Durk's body of work until about 2020 when he started making that crappy music with OTF, but I loooooooove This bad, this ain't what you want, clout right here So I like the old Lil Durk, but this whole thing of not taking accountability He's a criminal in America and this whole free Durk thing is sad Meek Mill described Durk as just an innocent kid from Chicago Highlighting the- he put heads on people and probably killed people himself. Oh, but he's so Inniiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss It's not the greatest country in Berlin, whatever.

We used to play Sega Draw Art and watch Lion King as kids. Yeah, but he grew up in the hood and his dad was a criminal! Like Meek Mill, you don't get the ganks to life, because you're the butt body of the deadie! Y'all failed us and blamed us for everything. Whatever.

Making about you. Meek Mill, no one's thought about you since 2011. You're the happy hot topic! You peaked with I'm a boss. And then there's this dad headline right here.

A luxury lifestyle influencer has died. Yeah, I feel bad for these influencers, where they're sick, they gotta make their body look a certain way. Their complications from a cosmetic procedure proved fatal. Yeah, this is not good. TMZ reports September 5th that ego tiny Ooby Rebo died March 6th after receiving a genital enlargement injection.

Man, I know my penis is just good enough in the club, but man, it's so sad. I still haven't been making fun of him for getting penis enlargement. Well, then we'll make fun of you for dying with a BBL. Shut up! During a trip to Thailand with wife Danielle Simba Allen.

Yeah, is the wife telling him penis isn't good enough? That's gonna be a weird funeral. He was 43. At an inquest in London, coroner Jean Harkin found the British Nigerian businessman died from a pulmonary embolism. That's so sad.

You die all over your penis! Sudden blockage. Your penis is supposed to give you the best moments of your life! Not take it! Of a blood vessel in the lungs caused by complications from the cosmetic procedure.

Rest in peace, bud. The outlet reports ego received 40 milliliters of highly ironic acid and lidocaine in his penis. Wow, that's just... I didn't still want to... That's an exit on the zone!

Afterward, he experienced chest pain while at a massage with Danielle and was taken to a local hospital where... Oh my goodness. Doctors performed CPR for nearly two hours. Oh my god! While such procedures can increase length or grr, the Cleveland Clinic notes possible complications in...

Yeah, when the Cleveland Clinic doesn't like it, which is a pretty good hospital, yeah, we have a problem! ...include scarring, infection, loss of sensation, and erectile dysfunction. Yeah, you don't want that. Then it's all for nothing. I feel like the points to get rock-hard!

In May on Instagram, friend celebrity barman shared video from ego's London funeral, right? I'm sorry. ...in part, today London stood still for you, tiny. Why is it coming out now, six months later? We love you, we celebrate you, and we will never forget you, brother.

Rest in peace, then. Hopefully in the afterlife you can use your penis properly. Here I go! Happy Hot Topic! There was a scary moment on stage yesterday when rapper Webby collapsed while performing with Lucy.

The two were in the middle of rapping their classic song, Wipe Me Down, when Webby suddenly passed... Oh yeah! It's a banger! ...out, shocking fans and... I'm glad Webby's okay.

Let's get this over with. Time for Fresno News! Mm-hmm! Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah! Six-Nine Tower, Fresno's loud as sour Mike in his grip, got the world feeling sour Hoppy on the block, dropping facts like boulders Words cut sharply, the city on his shoulders News so raw, unfiltered, truth spray Fresno's posting every word that he say No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the booth, Fresno hit the line Fresno knows he don't hold back Spits so bold, keep the city on track It's lit, how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan Hoppy's the name and he's down to love Hot 97, 27, waves hitting the air Hoppy got the hype, but his voice takes you there Talks so tall, every line's a skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper Big man talk, he a walking headline Every word is far, got the city in line Critics want to squawk, but they can't outshine Hoppy hours forever, Fresno's on shrine Microphonkings, 6-9 stature Truth, T-Slaims, Fresno's main rapture Catch them on the down, Fresno folks gather From the heart of the city to the fields And the raptors, Fresno dude, he don't hold back Spits so bold, keep the city on track It's lit, how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan Hoppy's the name and he's down to love Oh yeah Ryan Hoppy's the name and he's down to love Hoppy, Hot Topic New tonight, the data center debate in the city of Fresno Several local leaders are taking a strong stand against that technology That's sparking a national conversation That's such a waste of time, cause you know what It ain't good These Dynuba high school students were among the first to walk through the new Evolve Express Weapons Detector Systems at Dynuba High School Ahead of Friday's game against Sunnyside Oh yeah, whatever keeps the kids safe Family events and we want It's the nerve zone Alright, Winston Salem News Winston Salem News Oh yeah Winston Salem News Right now Wow, Hoppy Hot Topic A Reedsville man says a late night trip to Wendy's almost ended with him in handcuffs No way Steps away from his front door He says it happened because of what he calls a flock camera mistake A license Yeah but I thought they were so perfect Plate reader flagged his car claiming it had been involved in reckless driving But he tells 12 Investigates there's no way that was true Alright, so I thought they were so perfect Shut your ass Shut your ass Alright, time for Campo Bay News Hot stories hotter than the floor of the grooves Campo Bay News we making it spin Oh happy hour when the real begins Turn it up loud let's get in the mix From St. Pete to the world we bringing the fix Bringing the fix Come on Alright now Wow, Hoppy Hot Topic Oh Some flock cameras are credited with helping St. Pete police make an arrest in a hit and run that happened nearly a month That's great but you also stalk people so shut up Meantime the fight against changes to the city of Sarasota's parking enforcement just took another turn After it became physical on St. Armand Let's get physical In circle Sarasota police say a parking employee was battered just two days after a workshop Where city commissioners called on the public to not take their frustrations out on employees I saw that the world's going well I didn't resist You've probably seen these cars these strange looking cars rolling around Tampa with no driver behind the wheel In fact I don't know if it's lame I don't know Taking forever news are such dorks Over in Hillsborough County deputies arrested a man after they say he ran from them and tried to hide in a shed Was it my Kelta shed?

Mmm Alright what's going on here Is this the starting line? Right now the Manatee County Sheriff's Office is investigating after partial human remains were recovered from the water near the Skyway Bridge early this morning That's good The world is doing well right? BLEEP Now 430 a safety alert in Pompano Beach That's where a registered sex offender now accused of roping young girls just outside of a local Islamic center that happened Alright get the shotgun Thank you a woman in Liberty City who claimed to be a doctor was apparently anything but She was running a butt sculpting clinic Man if I saw her working on a butt I'd be like go away from me you're stubborn What's going on here This is a weird old cop Just hours ago Pasco County deputies arrested one of their own on child sex crimes with Oh yeah they crushed him And then this topic right here I am sick and tired of seeing these women defending uh you know Lindsay Clancy If you are defending her and a guy out there knows you're defending her that guy should dump you cause you're crazy You're so crappy hot topic Unsettling details are coming out about what happened inside this Frankfurt house This is where prosecutors say Corey Walsh killed her two year old son And this woman was influenced by Lindsay Clancy but it was just postpartum depression My mom suffered from postpartum depression and yeah maybe she was hyper at parties in the 90s but she didn't kill me You probably wish she did The mother is charged with first degree murder after Friggin pig After her neighbor found the boy hanging in the basement on a device from a rafter Oh postpartum depression He died from asphyxia Court records revealed one other child and infant was present in the home at the time I am This is the problem with the world These idiots that shouldn't be reproducing are reproducing And unharmed Walsh who is now sitting in the Willow County jail was found in an upstairs bathroom and a pool of blood Gosh it looks like she's insane I know she's got a good mouth hug though With cuts to her wrist and thighs Not only was I a prosecutor in the criminal division of the state's attorney's office Oh yeah bro, good for you Irv Miller I was head of the juvenile division And I saw parents do outrageous things to their children that I won't even describe for you or your viewers Thank you I appreciate it So does it surprise me that this could happen out in Willow County what did happen? Oh yeah Willow County is depressing and out of control, no surprise there Not at all In court records Walsh told officers she did this to her baby because he was a devil and the anti-christ Oh man, and the best part was she was influenced by Lindsay Clancy She even gave details of how she killed her son It turns out Walsh had become very invested in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial Oh but there's nothing wrong with being a fan of her, shut up! All the women out there that are Lindsay Clancy fans Get away from us, you're scary and you're going to ruin our lives Do it like my birthday Sagittarius birthday, November 27 Do it like that until I end up in the morning heaven They be thinking they be claiming the torch and them with the woods they handing out So they're supposed to make a wishin' Blow the candles out Come on everybody, do it like my birthday Blow the candles out Sagittarius birthday, November 27 Do it like that until I end up in the morning heaven They be thinking they be claiming the torch and them with the woods they handing out So they're supposed to make a wishin' Blow the candles out Hold the all white fan about I'ma come with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with the shades and the things And the watch is the reason I'm standing now That's where I spin that cake while I take the icing off the cake It's supposed to be there y'all Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like that until I end up in the morning heaven So they're supposed to make a wish I'ma come with the pants and the shoes and the hat with the shades and the things Blow the candles out Do it like my birthday Blow the candles out Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Just get my nails done Just get my nails done Just get this bad new Gucci bag match a Gucci Puff Shoes match in the pimp Skirt match in the blouse Chain match in the rakes Yeah I'm doing my thang I got so many haters, why is so many hating?

Sick like a mental patient, I floss like a dentist patient This shit testing my patience, cause it keep working my nerve I'm getting spent in the morning like a virgin They know who gets skin blisters and the whims is like Yeah, yeah, yeah Poppin' those tags, these beats was bustin' the fangs I'm a winner when I'm going hard to get a gold medal Models all around me, show I'm buying nothing, boom I'm a hood star, and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better only, I'm a 50 game meaning you can't up Grammy, mommy, I'm the guap, I'm the queen I do it like I'm doing it, I'm doing it like I'm doing it I do it like I'm doing it, I'm doing it like I'm doing it Every day, every day, I do it like I'm birthday I do it like I'm doing it, I do it like I'm doing it Let's hope we stay around here I'm clean with the press, yeah I'm a cocksnare, seein' what 50 had to give Old school, rollin' out my phone flat Got the liquor store, mixed the money with the dope Rollin' under 95, look up on them 60 I don't know, I'm fallin' with the livin' Cause I'm a 30, I'm fuckin' B, I'm done I got the money, I do it like my birthday I do it like it hurts, hey Watchin' these bands, they do it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' out my birthday I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And stuff's a-cuttin', I ain't gonna sleep till it's Thursday Just a shot of Patron and blowin' birthday Get a wood of wood, take a home on Thursday That's how it came, mama, you can have a turd way Or I can bring another batch, y'all can do it her way I'm still room, do not disturb me That's how I'm a fool, I'm a do it like my birthday Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy The hour will be right back Oh yeah Let's go through all the sponsors right now I never get freakin' podcasts that begin their show With like seven live reads or sponsors I'm like, who's listening to that? 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Hey, shorty, let me see you get a little We getting low Hey, let's get it I got what's wrong with the meaning Yeah, I'm guilty And I'm representing my own team I'm super ugly with sack of money, it's a gator king I'm by the bar, commission pimping, it's a gator thing Tell them how we do it, Joe Gator, gator walk, it's real Defending, and I ain't even driving I'm just parking lot pimpin' Slot off in the club, feeling mannish In the 50's, don't stress so keen Just like an emilep and what is he We got it here, we got it dude Come on, shorty, let me see you get loose Everybody shoot and get some reggae And VIP, I'm putting my hands on you Hey, we got the remix We got the flow We got the beat, we getting down on the floor We getting low We getting low Hey, never did Hey, how you doing?

Hey, shorty, let me see you get a little We getting low We getting low We getting low We getting low We getting low Let me put no changes in my drink I want two hot liggas pimpin' Smoke, yank, smoke We just stay, smoke, yank Smoke, yank, smoke We just stay bent All on the earth, I don't incur Speech all blurred, nothing's in my cup Shit is all girl Now I'm hiding in the mothafucka making up words Lookin' like men, I like them light skinned Still let it down, I'm winning, can't win Don't they break you? Like a ray of secret gin Stay together in my glass like they all best friends I can't walk I, I, I, I can't talk Shouting from the day to the dark People all over square but my goons don't peek This drink's on you, all eyes on me Your niggas with me drinking down Hit me mixed with Remy Ma Body going down down When we kick it, kick it hard Niggas, they smoke down They be getting choked down We be getting broke down Oh yeah Let's go This following segment Has been brought to you by fortify.com F-O-R-T-I-F E-Y-E dot com for the best Green post work all around Comes in the form of coconut, caramel And fruit punch However the hell you want to get pumped up before the gym Go to fortify.com And use promo code Ryan20 Amir Academy of Martial Arts Amiracademy.com 2700 22nd Street North And it's in St. Petersburg Women's self defense classes State classes, MMA classes Whatever the hell you need Go, go there Watchfaceprinting.com The best printing company All the big area, business cards Coasters, yard signs, whatever the hell you need Print it out, go, go there Finally Are you mentally all like me? Uh huh If you live in Florida or Maryland Go to cultsingoncall.net And there you can sign up Hi, we're gonna come back And I'll be on our keep this party going Hello again It's your favorite San Francisco DJ Ham Reign I may look normal, but the truth is I have a condition known as autism That's right, it's a condition not a disease The fact is, autism can strike anyone Regardless of who they are People with autism normally have Difficulties in verbal and non-verbal Communication skills, social interactions And major activities In a recent study, people with autism are less likely to have a job And more likely to become homeless I beat the odds by having 11 friends and family Having a college education I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay area as an honored person for many years Always remember that people with autism Want the same things as you To be happy and successful To find out more about autism Please contact local mental health center Or visit autismstreet.org It's damn running and I appreciate your kindness See ya homie Stay late tonight, right? You know how it's going, I stay late Yeah Boy wonder I swear it's like this every single time Toronto, I got you I got us Yeah I'ma all gotta get along We get on the song, we should be going right Well I just slip into the wrong shit Yeah I belong to the All that I put on, we don't ever ask I'ma do nothing cause them niggas got their own shit Me and we used to like a mouth full of Hot peppers, black Ferrari with the red seats I call it playing checkers, and I'm never Doing verses, I'm forever giving lectures If you tryna meet with money I'd be happy to connect ya Life gets better than it's ever been Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president Someone cut the lights on Wait it's Thomas Edison Got a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show For me and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a whole switch of sweet cool Rappers all liars And they women all deceitful Adders and they subtract me, I'll never be an equal Last place drizzin' is the nigga in the lead now Wheezy told me just write every single thing you need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound Yeah And I should have the most bragging rights Because a nigga's spit crack Bag it tight Ain't what rappers say they tryna get they swagger right Cause I became a man I'm a fire, I'm a fire, I'm a fire You pussy ass hater, you should do you You ain't heard of me, then you should go and get a blue slew Oops, I made a red glue Wayne's here too, woo Betty felt that like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no bash It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad I'm the son you can see a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up on the grass He can pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a camel light, stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about me You know the game really ain't shit without me She might have to pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth, and pull the zipper down to C Down to C Yeah I'm going now You see I got a This is my promise I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eye liners And what I make up, would fuck up your skin I pick the buck up and buck up Then buck up again I would buck up your friend, then suck up her twin I'd put the buck up to him Then buck up and buck up and buck up again Suck nut you don't fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like Goobaderm on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up out my casso That loot, never had that dude Always had a black tooth Even when I was at school, cause police aren't bulletproof Red scarf hoodie too Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in the hood is you I do everything good as you No I do everything better I get paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Bet your bones Like a dog motherfucker I am gone, put your neck in a sec Bring it back like work in a trunk And my exes coming up, I am headed to the buck Like Buck, buck again Might fly to LA and just fuck her in Nah, fuck her in Let's get bucks again And fucking spend them bucks And then just fuck her in If I told you I'm a do and I did it Got my city on my feet, about to pop up Let's get it, let's get it Motherfucker, what you waiting on?

It is about a minute, best piss and I'm about to get shitty I'm squeezy, if money is thick It won't be with and I probably just spit on the chick you won't be with And I hate a phony bitch I'm only like, I'm only thick and I own hip hop If you don't spit, I'm gonna need it And I just sold a lot of property to a bya And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers, or Drizzy Freak Rogers I'm too busy to play father And when it comes to the game I'm too willing to play harder So harder I go There he go, they chant MVP When I shoot a free throw CEO, jazz what they do The haters on their face and then their ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you Rather than you, etc I told you I get paid by the letter Like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z Guess Dean Rock and me and Drizzy both wrote on detox That was just a footnote How long can he could go? Wondering when he stop, bitch when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheets Then then the heat accent burns skin The end The end Young Moolah baby Uh? Take a dive, clocks are joculing, playing cool Brains copies, our almost done Feels like robbery in banks Ryan Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom New stream syndicated, Scarrow now it's time to shout our dreams Oh lobby, our firm is coming, feel the close Radio is fading like a melting foam Laughter and joy, this is the end The heat is all but in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm All night's just so unfair All night's buzzing but the laughter's glowing dim Eardrums missing, Hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shout out to the street The soonest sound will vanish like shadows in the heat The Hoppy Hour is coming to a close Radio is fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy, this is the end The heat is all but in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm All night's just so unfair All night's buzzing but the laughter's glowing dim Eardrums missing, Hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shout out to the street The soonest sound will vanish like shadows in the heat The Hoppy Hour is coming to a close Radio is fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy, this is the end The heat is all but in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm All night's just so unfair All night's just so unfair All night's just so unfair Noon's in every night, like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the silence like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine The void left in our hearts, wider than a canyon line LINE Upbeat music Fancy speakers, silence I become Until it ends like a rollercoaster Stopping around a river's bend Hoppy strokes and jacks, these are daily grind Now silence follows and the thoughts we can't rewind Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Upbeat music Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll get you a little better and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America. Door is closing.

Oh yeah. So here's the deal. Usually we only do 10 to 15 minutes of Best Of in the beginning. You know, you have that sleeper. Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

Stand by. But today we have a lot that I was proud of. So the next 50 minutes is Best Of. Now I would prefer you listen to all 15 minutes. Mm-hmm.

But if you want to hear the live show, go 50 minutes in. Unless if you're in Fresno, then you're going to have to listen to it. But I trust. But trust me, because I have trust in you. Trust me.

It's radio gold. Talk to you soon. Stand by. You know what you like, don't you? Now, something completely different.

Now to a fired Fox Sports analyst, Mark Sanchez, who just agreed to plead guilty nearly 11 months after he allegedly assaulted a 69-year-old truck driver. Loser! Not the truck driver, Mark Sanchez. How does it feel? Man, your legacy.

Mm-hmm. As an OK quarterback is now going to be forgotten. Your legacy as a passable announcer is now going to be forgotten. Because you're a dumbass. Who then stabs Sanchez in self-defense.

...which contains a penalty of one to six years. We're literally talking about... ...same numbers. Under the charges, there's a very high risk if he goes to trial and he loses, he's looking at significant custody time. Yeah, I would just admit it.

Admit that you're a failure in life! Admit that you like all the teenage girls. Google that. Admit that you're greasy! Admit that you're a dumbass and call it a day.

I would expect, given the fact that he doesn't have a significant criminal history, whatever plea dispositions were done... Yeah, not the criminal history part is going to get him off. It's that he's an NFL quarterback. And in America, we applaud that. That means you get away with things.

Bud Rufflesberger. Ray Lewis. OJ Stubbson. We love our American football players. We don't give a shit about soccer.

Put everything else in the club. Oh, we do! Doubt is not going to evolve a significant amount of time in custody. It could evolve a month or more, but my expectation is that it won't. Alright, there you go.

You're just a failure! Sensi is set for November. Footage obtained by TMZ and the New York Post from that night captured an injured Mark stumbling while clutching his stab wound. Oh yeah! You look like trash!

By the way, you always come out of my trash. Grisly photos showed the truck driver hospitalized in a neck cut. He got beat the shit out of him. What the hell is wrong with you Mark? I know you probably have CT, but you're a dumbass!

After suffering severe head injuries, he claims left him permanently disfigured. Oh, that's not good. It's a special position that I'm in. This is from 09. I'm just trying to set the right example.

Oh yeah, good job! You really set a freaking example, you dork! Mark is now the third high profile sports figure in just four days. Hammering... Tiger Woods!

...to plea out after getting caught for bad behavior. I love the Tony Rama footage. He has those puppy eyes. So terrible! How many drinks did he have?

A scoop? Oh no. I was trying to get a better look at him. I'm these unethical players. I want a good drill!

Pee wasp! Pee wasp! I'm hopefully gonna be supporting my pregnant wife. We're gonna start a family. Oh yeah!

I didn't know they were in Rogers! Here's Michael Irvin! And Neon talking about Jed. You're getting a hooker. mmhmmm New York Who is that?

Jay Yeah NISION Really doesn't do any prep It's gonna be nice being a nepo baby Where you can just kinda get the gas Cause you got clout And you got money But you don't know anything New York is the owner of the 49ers Who got called You're a hearter man With The sex workers $140 Yay the trailer park Not a good one in Vegas Oh this is recent Not the half off clearance sale at the bunny ranch Oh I get it Wow you real I This is weird to me cause I feel like boomers And even Gen Xers That had a show they like put an effort to know things They'll be like wait wait This is like Malik Beasley What was it like playing the Knicks in the playoffs It's kind of endearing how stupid he is And me myself I'm like you know he was He was back at the board for 5-6 months Hey Michael pass the coke So Coca Cola And And I'm like man come on man I love how they're doing these videos where they have like this delicious food in front of them But they're talking I would be like Turn the camera off I'm eating this fucking lasagna Is that really a client I know it's because that one there You know I'm coming out What That man going May is just brained out and he's like what do I do with this This guy's stupid I'm gonna be that long Like imagine if you are What was the last 20 seconds Like run on sentences like talking to Ian Beckels Hoppy's hook I'm back some What do you say To a divorce in some I can't listen to this I'm fading Oh yeah Young Jock Made me into clubs Going down Rollout magazine celebrated 20 years of that song I'm gonna make you feel all in the club Let me take a sip of this Oh yeah I think I'm coming down with a cold or something One sec Maybe I'm happy Let's have sex He'll play you What do we have here On this Avery show Known as Hoppy Hour Oh yeah This is that guy Dejohn Love That was pretending to be a wide receiver Even though he looks like someone that flips burgers The thing is like I say I know your situation Everybody wanna be rich Everybody do Yeah he's talking about himself Mmmhmm That's what he's done Right here That's exactly what he's done Unfortunately everybody's just only rich That's the reality Liars But You know from your friends Oh yeah To loans To Oh you're so philosophical You scam artist Asking people What the f*** happened It might not be $10,000 It might be closer to $5,000 Oh yeah That's how much I have That's my net worth Get $2,000 from this person $2,000 from that person $2,000 from this person Like I said it's only four days And then that's when you got the money Like I know Everybody has Access to doing that Oh my god I feel stupid And those women Are sending themselves back You know why Because they wanted him for the money Does he look like he has money He looks like a trash bag Take care of yourself Do a face mask Something dog Mmmhmm Doesn't look great Here's a trans student getting mad After being misgendered He had blue hair He's there now He's there now He's there now He's there now He's there now He's there now He's there now He's there now This is a kid that was in middle school during covid That has never been told no Hey stop Yes Stop right there I just What's the problem Why do you let those kids get away with this They are not supposed to be here If you don't lower your voice I am going to put handcuffs on you And I am going to take you home I'm telling you it has nothing to do with him Whatever gender he wants to be These kids They are now in college during covid They were in middle school during covid They are now in college They are out of their mind Baker Act facility Lower your voice Yeah you don't want to get baker acted That ain't fun Clem FILE Are you threatening me You are threatening me Are you threatening me Shut your fucking ass off Cob He's a mentally ill teenager Go fuck yourself What does that mean I'm here right now to deal with this You are always being a brat But you don't have to Shut up Why are you saying this You are a wife shit Here is Kaylee Gunner Who is in porn talking about her dad Were they not surprised That she would follow up and do Yeah their daughters are always out talking for her She is going to do porn They were not surprised Because they knew my lifestyle I was always Oh yeah Prom night as well Yeah the naughty one But my family my mom is very religious So she doesn't really know Yeah that's what usually happens when you got a hot ass And then you are like this is the right They go down We keep it a little secret But my dad She has no clue No she is in the bible belt She is off social media and everything Maybe she will find out some day But I just hope she doesn't We will see And then my dad He found out because he is actually Highly obsessed with porn Yeah it's probably where he has Sucked way out and came from My whole life So it's kind of like karma Because his daughter became a porn star Karma for the guy who wanted to get his rocks off Show your ass Actually your ass has never really shunt Did you tell him because of that I didn't even tell him He was actually watching porn with his girlfriend in bed And then he saw his Oh my god I am glad that's not my daughter And then he just popped up on the screen Did that Her having like nine penises Oh it's my daughter A real proud father An old browser's ad So did he have a conversation with you after that Or how did that So he texted me he was like are you doing XXX Like I am sure he had to calm down after he saw that Because Yeah I would assume I would assume I would assume my daughter with some Clam chowder on her face I probably traumatized him She's finally funny You're promiscuous Here's Violet Myers talking about what she did before OnlyFans Before I even did porn I was on Chowderbait That's a little weird isn't it Just a college girl doing that Pretty much how I Oh just a college girl on Chowderbait Got started so There you go And what do we have here Kayla B says King Von's baby mama slept with one of the OTF gangbangers He was messing with Bonnie first So everybody know that They don't have nothing to do with me I can't control nobody fucking Nobody pussy You was fucking on Von too Imagine You didn't want me to That's what my mom's texting on the phone That's very off punning No no no no Punning Here's a woman She said I'm not even playing That the Lindsey Clancy case has changed dating forever Yeah Did not realize Yeah that these murder documentaries All day is limit signing order But the mean doesn't Oh but she's both bottomed and brush on her ass I don't want to do it here Oh yeah Here's everyone's favorite bust on Judd Taylor Talking about how she took care of her boyfriend And he cheated on her with his stripper Hey honey You were a part of marriage's failing And you got a job cause you slipped around So that's karma honey I was financially supporting My boyfriend Here's the problem guys When a woman financially supports you Is they hold it over your head When we do it we're obligated But we're in a tough spot And the woman helps and in a moment she's like baby Don't worry about him It's okay I love you And then when you break up she's like Oh she needed my help Shut up And He's on the couch like playing video games Heaven forbid I bet he worked nine to five He wasn't just getting pounded out at work Are you on honey? It's been going on for like a month now Cause I was like don't worry about it I got the bills And you weren't sweet you were nice Yeah Heaven forbid he probably paid the other much And you were busy buying drinks with the boss Actually he was buying you drinks But you know what I mean You were busy not being a good girlfriend Where'd I get for that? Man she was really hot on Fox But she always wears this like Kind of like this vest It's almost like I don't know how to describe it Kind of looks like if jeans were a vest Like the same cloth She was just dressing like a bored bisexual I He's like I'm like alright look What? It's been a while Like we gotta get a job you know Man But why a woman When a man says he's a dull woman He's crucified Man fuck this You want equal rights Don't hold it over his head Cause when we hold it over your head We're crucified Man We could never win Oh my god You are so copy hot topic Unsettling details are coming out about what happened inside this Frankfurt house This is where prosecutors say Corey Walsh killed her two year old son And this woman was influenced by Lindsay Clancy No but it was just postpartum depression My mom suffered from postpartum depression And yeah maybe she was hyper at parties in the 90s But she didn't kill me You probably wish she did The mother is charged with first degree murder after Freaking pig Her neighbor found the boy hanging in the basement on a device from a rafter Postpartum depression He died from asphyxia Court records revealed one other child and infant was present in the home at the time I am This is the problem with the world These idiots that shouldnt be reproducing are reproducing And unharmed Walsh who is now sitting in the Will County jail was found in an upstairs bathroom in a pool of blood God she looks like she's insane I know she's got a good mouth hug though With cuts to her wrists and thighs Not only was I a prosecutor in the criminal division of the state's attorney's office Oh yeah brother good for you Irv Miller I was head of the juvenile division And I saw parents do outrageous things to their children that I wont even describe for you or your viewers Thank you I appreciate it So does it surprise me that this could happen out in Will County what did happen? Oh yeah Will County is depressing and out of control no surprise there Not at all In court records Walsh told officers she did this to her baby because he was a devil and the anti-christ Oh man and the best part was she was influenced by Lindsay Clancy She even gave details of how she killed her son It turns out Walsh had become very invested in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial Oh but there's nothing wrong with being a fan of her shut up All the women out there that are Nancy Clancy fans Get away from us you're scary you're gonna ruin our lives Looking this morning YouTuber Jack Geordie landing himself back in jail What a loser he's just a loser and Jack Geordie and he's a part of that generation that was in high school during Covid 6 All messed up and he's just dumb In South Florida he is facing domestic battery charges He just looks like a little punk ass bitch He is no stranger to law enforcement having been arrested in the past he's set to face a judge again this morning Since Isabella Martin is live What's up baby The latest from Fort Lauderdale is the Mellis Ahhhh Michaela Leigh Ann police say this latest arrest started with a disturbance call here in Fort Lauderdale When police arrived they say they found Jack Geordie and a woman had gotten into a physical fight Oh that's good!

Not at all! Oh he's behind bars here at the Broward County Jail Loser! You're a little snack for everybody in prison An absolute snack Back in the headlines and back to jail for YouTuber Jack Geordie The 23 year old with millions of followers on social media was arrested Friday just before noon Fort Lauderdale police say they were called to his home on Southwest 5th Court for some sort of disturbance Investigators say Geordie and a woman got into a physical fight inside the house They say the woman was not hurt and Geordie was arrested and taken to the Broward main jail He just looks like an absolute idiot you just look at him He looks like an entitled brat that's had everything given to him and he thinks he's above the law Where he faces a misdemeanor domestic battery charge All of this comes less than a year since the social media influencer was arrested on Miami Beach Let's go! You wanna go with him? Yeah he has no stranger to getting arrested In November of 2025 police said Geordie positioned himself in the middle of the street in the entertainment district Police say he repeatedly refused to follow officers commands Body cam video shows the moment an officer searched him Police found drugs and charged him with two misdemeanors and a felony After bonding out his He just looks like a sketch ball like if I were a cop and I saw him I would immediately search him Jail following that arrest it took no time He makes all Gen Z look bad as well Time for Geordie to make more content and mock Lon- It's all about content right?

When it's all said and done you're a failure and no wonder your family wants to be left anonymous You're a douche! Enforcement And you literally make sure that girls turn 18 and then you sign them up for OnlyFans You're a pimp, you're a creep and you're a liar and a failure Can you tell I don't like this little bitch? Now Geordie is expected to go before a judge later this morning We'll keep you updated with what happens Thank you I appreciate you keeping us updated on this douchebag I mean obviously I hope he likes the movie Robert Pattinson responds to Chris Hansen's concerns about his portrayal of the former To Catch a Predator host Yeah Chris Hansen takes himself way too seriously You had a cool job about 20 years ago Chris Hansen just always had that vibe that he thinks he's better than you because he helps catch pedophiles And for some reason I thought he got caught with a prostitute but he got arrested for bad checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court in 2021 Oh yeah! He thinks he's better than you! I don't have to go to my court case!

Shut your ass! Hopefully Robert Pattinson does a good job of describing how much of a douche you are in real life in a movie The actor stars in the upcoming 824 psychological thriller Prime Time Yeah, I feel a whole thing in that To Catch a Predator. How's that movie about it? Playing a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial run hosting the Dateline NBC Why would that be controversial? He was catching pedophiles If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles you're probably a pedophile Series and after Chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal Oh yeah, he's never gonna be happy with it What's that pretty boy doing?

Shut your ass! Shut your nine! What does your ass take? While speaking to a crowd during a press conference at the Venice Film Festival September 5th, the Twilight alum says I mean, I hope he likes the movie Tell me I'll do I would hope in some ways, like, the amount of inspiration that has Yeah, he's a good dad! It's Robert Pattinson!

Cheers! Eric has kind of given so many people who are involved in this for like years now I hope it's some kind of compliment Yeah, I think you could make a 10 out of 10 movie But the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it, I feel like Chris Hanson is kind of singling him out Because of it Robert who says he watched To Catch a Predator when he was younger explains Yeah dude, I was on the YouTube clip He was particularly fascinated by Chris's on-screen presence Even after watching thousands and thousands of hours of everything to do with it You can't really put your finger on it and I think what we were trying to capture I think is all of our collective enthusiasm Alright, so the point is this Chris Hanson's an insecure douche And you need to leave him when it comes to Robert Pattinson alone I mean, obviously I hope he likes the movie Robert Pattinson responds to Chris Hanson's concerns about his portrayal of the former To Catch a Predator host Yeah, Chris Hanson takes himself way too seriously You had a cool job about 20 years ago Chris Hanson just always had that vibe that he sings he's better than you because he helps catch pedophiles And for some reason I thought he got caught with a prostitute But he got arrested for bad checks in 2019 and then not showing up to court in 2021 Oh yeah, he thinks he's better than you I don't have to go to my court case, shut your ass Hopefully Robert Pattinson does a good job of describing how much of a douche you are in real life in a movie The actor stars in the upcoming A24 psychological thriller Prime Time Yeah, I feel a whole thing in that To Catch a Predator has a movie about it Playing a fictionalized version of Chris during his controversial run hosting the Dateline NBC Why would that be controversial? He was catching pedophiles If you find that controversial to catch pedophiles, you're probably a pedophile And after Chris publicly criticized parts of the portrayal He's never going to be happy with it What's that pretty boy doing it? Shut your ass, you're a 9 While speaking to a crowd during a press conference at the Venice Film Festival September 5th The Twilight Alum says I mean, I hope he likes the movie I would hope in some ways Like the amount of inspiration that has Yeah, he's a good dude, it's Robert Pattinson Okay Eric has kind of given so many people who are involved in this for like years now Mm-hmm I hope it's some kind of compliment Yeah, I think you could make a 10 out of 10 movie But the fact that the Twilight guy's doing it, I feel like Chris Hanson is kind of singling him out because of it Robert who says he watched To Catch a Predator when he was younger explains We all did, it was on the YouTube clip He was particularly fascinated by Chris's on-screen presence Even after watching thousands and thousands of hours of everything to do with it You can't really put your finger on it And I think what we were trying to capture I think is all of our collective enthusiasm Alright, so the point is this Chris Hanson's an insecure douche And you need to leave him When it comes to Robert Pattinson Alone Alone His house Talking about Braxton Barrios laughing in her face I would laugh in your face too You're a brat I texted him Barrios Shut up Alex Earl is getting real about a post-breakup mishap with ex-Braxton Barrios Yeah women do this thing when they break up with a guy And because they're so easy to move on as a woman They expect the guy to always be mourning them When we're busy trying to get our rocks off We ain't thinking about you It's like that song by Bow Wow Ain't thinking about you In the debut season of her family's new Netflix reality series Earl Meets World The 25 year old reveals she recently ran into the NFL player During a night out with her sister Ashton Earl Yeah I wouldn't leave egg I was at a party once and my exes aren't inside her We're not dating anymore And you're banging other people Other people have either rubbed or been inside of you I ain't dealing with that And BFF Sally Carden And let's just say the exes reunion didn't exactly go smoothly Yeah she's like Oh he's supposed to mourn me and bow down to me Even though he has more talent Because he's actually doing something with talent called playing football While you're living off of daddy's money And you're a failed call her daddy ripoff Alex he split from Braxton in December 2025 after nearly the The best monsoon ever happened on the get rid of you Three years together recalls him mocking her over their breakup I would too Saying To me he was mocking me saying I told you not to break up with me I would say that too He's the man And now you're going from guy to guy Including his former teammate Brady Show your ass Your flat ass He's laughing at my face like I told you not to do this Yeah you keep talking about him you must miss How he went to pound town Cause we all know Brady lazy Like he should be so great For being on top of me Professional I would submit she had enough liquid courage that night To approach her ex and tell him Yeah you know she was probably crying when she went home Like I'm so stupid I'm fit to block stereotype How she was really feeling Bleeding I must have said something along the lines of This is really hard seeing you Like this is really hard for Yeah women don't like when the guy glows up But when the guy doesn't like when the girl glows up he's being obsessive Man fuck that But according to Alex Stav's vulnerability wasn't exactly reciprocated Yeah he's like you you you dumped him Why would he want to talk to you when you dumped him And he knows you're going to use him for content like right now With the influencer saying Ah you're still in food So that's why we call anybody without talent that's famous Braxton was being a little standoffish Gee I wonder why While Alex was initially proud of herself for walking away Yeah That self control apparently didn't make it all the way home Yes sir Criiiiiiiiing Cut to the next morning when a hum over Alex jokes from bed Whoever let me text Braxton at 4am will ruin the day Yeah like a typical cloud chasing woman You like how I added the word cloud chasing but it's not all women Like a typical cloud chasing woman You expect them to bow down to you and take no accountability when you're obsessed over them Luxury lifestyle influencer has died Yeah I feel bad for these influencers They gotta make their body look a certain way Their complications from a cosmetic procedure proved fatal Yeah this is not good TMZ reports September 5th that ego tiny ubi-rivo died March 6th after receiving a genital enlargement injection Man I know my penis is just good enough in the club But man it's so sad I still haven't been making fun of him for getting penis enlargement Well then we'll make fun of you for dying with a BBL Shut up During a trip to Thailand with wife Danielle Simba Allen Yeah and is the wife telling him penis isn't good enough? That's gonna be a weird funeral He was 43 At an inquest in London, coroner Gene Harkin found the British Nigerian businessman died from a pulmonary embolism It's so sad he died all over your penis Sudden blockage Your penis is supposed to give you the best moments of your life Now take it Of a blood vessel in the lungs caused by complications from the cosmetic procedure Wow, rest in peace bud The outlet reports ego received 40 millimeters of highly ironic acid and lidocaine in his penis Wow that's just, I didn't still want to, that's an exit on the zone Afterward he experienced chest pain while at a massage with Danielle and was taken to a local hospital Oh my god Doctors performed CPR for nearly two hours Oh my god While such procedures can increase length or burr The Cleveland Clinic notes possible complications Yeah when the Cleveland Clinic doesn't like it which is a pretty good hospital Yeah we have a problem Includes scarring, infection, loss of sensation and erectile dysfunction Yeah you don't want that, it's all for nothing I feel like the points to get rock-hired In May on Instagram a friend celebrity barman shared video from ego's London funeral Right I'm sorry In part today London stood still for you tiny Why is it coming out now, six months later We love you, we celebrate you and we will never forget you brother Rest in peace then Hopefully in the afterlife you can use your penis properly Happy Hot Topic Today the hip hop community witnessed a powerful moment of solidarity Oh yeah the hip hop community coming together Between Meek Mill and Lil Durk Oh man this is when we know hell's freezing As Lil Durk's trial begins Meek Mill stepped up to show his support Questioning the environment that shaped both him and so many others growing up Here's the thing that driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Highlighting the he put heads on people and probably kill people himself.

Oh, but he's so Struggles face it as sociopath by youth in their communities on his Twitter page Meek Mill shared a heartfelt statement Free dirt just the innocent kids from Chicago. Not at all. Maybe just a kid from Chicago The real question is as the American why was your brother's cousins and friends killed in the greatest country on earth? It's not the greatest country. Whatever we used to play Sega draw art and watch Lion King as kids Yeah, but he grew up in the hood and his dad was a criminal Like meek Mill, you don't get the game But you're the butt body the daddy y'all failed us and blamed us for everything Making about you meek Mill no one thought about you since 2011 This next guy right here is the biggest friggin loser around Jim Thorne's time at Wheel of Fortune has come to an end That big Goopy smile and he's stupid one day after photos surfaced appearing to show the longtime games Appearing a good show announcer in an online chat room for pedophiles while While he's on the public airplane using public Wi-Fi What a dumb goofy stupid teeth looking booger aboard a flight Sony Pictures television confirms September 4th Jim has been fired writing in a statement to E News following a thorough investigation Jim Thorne's employment with Wheel of Fortune has been terminated effective immediately Imagine a first day you go home near family and you're like I got you know fired cuz I was on a pedophile chat room E News has reached out to Jim's attorney Yeah, E News reached out and they never hear back, but I feel like this is the one time you're really not gonna hear back What you gonna say?

Oh, yeah, that was me talking about a boy fair like a buffet for boys You're a loser Comment on his firing but has not heard back The move comes just days after Sony announced on September 1st that Jim who had served as the voice of Wheel of Fortune Since 2011 was suspended while the company investigated allegations against him Back in May a fellow passenger on an American Airlines flight from Charlotte to Los Angeles Told TMZ she saw Jim using his laptop and what appeared to be a chat room. Yeah, he's like snooping I was watching Power. It's the show on Starz that has sex scenes and I would like Use a different tab during a murder scene when I was By the way, you don't want to trust this woman whoever she is she's a rat For pedophiles, photos obtained by the outlet appear to show messages discussing children at a restaurant You know Sony, not only is he a loser in life Hmm Not only is here creep not only does he make white people look bad, but he failed He spun the wheel and did terrible That's the sound of your career going bye-bye this is a sound of your life taking half your money And here's Alex Earl talking about Alex Cooper Finally speaking out about what really happened between her and Alex Cooper the longtime feud rumors were confirmed when Cooper posted this TikTok video back in April Alex Earl Hey girl Just do dumb blinds with some talent made Alex Cooper has way more talent, but they're just do dumb blinds arguing The passive aggressive Reap on your totally not passive aggressive. Show your ass as well post and the likes and the comments and things I Gotta call you out here You call everyone out by yourself You must be awful to work with You're gonna need to get specific and just say what you gotta say about me. I Feel like I'm being dated into saying something.

Yeah, you don't know what to say cuz you're stupid I don't even know why Alex Cooper's mad. You're both idiots Scroovers is semi funny because she has ghost riders At the time yeah, that's a problem if you're afraid of people tricking you that means You've been checked It ain't drinking if you got it all commented on Cooper's video writing Okay on it, but she didn't end up speaking on the issue until now. I stayed quiet for so long because I had no idea what to say Scared of Alex What she claims really went down saying it all stems from Earl going on call her daddy back in September 2023 Just one month after Earl signed with Cooper's the unwell network. Yeah Obviously When you are working alongside someone and they give you an opportunity they do not like when you start to shine as broad as them And eventually launched her hot mess podcast with them That blow said walking through burning man is Terrible and that he'd rather be in a desert burning interesting and Kenny Smith said that the Clippers cheated and are now paying the price Yeah, Steve Ballmer is a dumb boomer Just a stupid man Nikki Glazer says she was just seconds away from committing a swift crime Which first of all a gold swim now begins at like 5 p.m. Which is weird Man, country now works doing it to themselves.

All these cable channels are in trying To gain their money from the sponsors and I can get out of there Man this one needs to show a Code this show about the kids or cow and chicken Or courage the carly dog your powder puff girls are Johnny But now they got you know Bob's burgers at 5 p.m. This is something that drove me nuts the idea Of adult swim was that you were clicking on the words cartoon network and watching something you're not supposed to be watching What do you do now on YouTube TV? at 5 p.m. Cartoon Network goes off air and Enders an adult swim channel. I don't like that man No, I know they're probably doing it to keep the kids safe I'm telling you the idea was that you're not supposed to be watching it take some fun out of it And I love how they do that now Where it's not as like I don't know the word is It's not as dirty as it was 20 years ago 10 years ago He's showing Bob's burgers and King of Hell.

That's pretty mild Oh Rossi McGee You guys if you're adult swim fans you get the reference or frisky dango C-lab or aquatain or the practice of Harvey Birdman Moral oral that the starting cartoon or super jail. What else is there? Oh mission hell home movies they are blogs Yeah, could you tell that adult swim describes my humor I mean I even begin to show Yeah, it describes I like to tell people That like I get on my count the morning show is like the family guy of radio It's mainstream It was a G now it's passable I G and I'm like that weird cartoon at 3 a.m. That you're like I had to talk about today so my days I read Oh What like seven books on Amazon You see if I can get them is by the one by Wolfman Jack Doug Greaseman the Doug Greaseman tracked the grease man Jackie oh from formerly of Colin Jackie Oh Terry boars and man cows book And then Larry Lujak's book and an art of hell we're who is like the original shock joke of the 1950s But Myself Over there a YouTube TV I had to sign up for YouTube TV man You can watch it wherever the TBR movies The problem is it's 1200 a year I mean This day we are recording September 6 We got three days until the NFL comes back That means the days are gonna get shot But I mean it's fun I don't like the holiday season why Cuz everyone's overworked in radio now listen. I'm grateful to be you know working in radio And I'm grateful for all the opportunities But by December 26, I'm like, oh my still life Again I'm grateful.

Why do you think all the holiday? Why do you think Rovers morning glory at the holiday? First you have Ryan Hoppies birthday And You have Halloween and you have Thanksgiving Christmas New Year's Kwanzaa Your dumb boomer likes a terrible sitcom which coming up later we have AI videos of actually sign told me and funny I'm down you guys, you know what drove me nuts This is what drives me nuts and maybe I should be grateful that this is a problem I have the other day It's funny. I have been driving Off of being grumpy, you know, I know my whole family on my birthday was like, oh, yeah You know what you're gonna do You gotta be happy Yeah, that's what you tell a depressed person with bipolar one. Oh, you gotta be happy Trying man Being grumpy and always assuming the worst is the best because then when things go your way You don't have to rely on gibus It's amazing I Don't notice at the most miserable women out there the ones that are just so Cranky the ones that say all men suck.

They're awful. They're terrible And then they got mad when they turned 40 and the old man or dating women or women seven years younger Oh, but we don't need man And then you look at what they listen to and watch and it's murder documentaries podcast for over TV and Netflix Not every man Is a bad guy That'd be like saying every broads like Lindsey Clancy even though there's someone out there that's like I It's not a skill so it has white You know what's funny about streaming services like To be I have more fun like I just got YouTube TV and I did my whole Which is all the adults from shows I like the idea of having whatever I want to watch whatever I want to watch Don't actually watch her I I'm gonna watch that show never I'm gonna watch that show never I'm gonna watch that show never But just knowing it Knowing I could watch Tulsa King Knowing I could watch Queens of whatever that gangster show is with the woman on Netflix and my friend Kelly told me about Telling I could watch Mayans Knowing I could watch power book 3, but I'm not gonna actually do it, but I like the idea that being The wife of Bren Halley who was a producer for the bubble of the love's men show And Howard Stern and he also served this country like a badass and he is a soft swinger As he said with his wife, Kalin How's that Howard Stern ready last night? You'll never believe What I saw His life now a prostitute $600 an hour man has inflation Now I find her very pretty cuz you know, she'd be a freaking man It's one thing to do on the fans It's one thing to get gangbangs in the corner with that video while Brent's eating gummy worms Whatever you got it. You don't want to sell your body As Brent said on the Stern show you're building a shit brick house enjoy it you got a Rocker body You don't need to be a hooker I Don't get them Not on the website because I did my research Trust me. I'm never paying for a prostitute.

There's no in my life. I get caught I've already worked with people that got caught. Yeah, I mean, I want to be that guy And I would never let that down I was looking at the website and it's like what the girl does and it's like hey pay on you and it's like licking stuff Complete ha ha all of it Jesus Christ Why happen in your childhood And I like Brent I think he was the best part of Bob's show because he was smarter than Everybody in the room and he played a good villain on the Stern job, but dude Tell your wife not to be a hooker I Was reminiscing about how hard it was back in a day allegedly cuz I never did this Even on my teenage years my life was like an HBO teen series I'm telling you ladies and gentlemen Man remember allegedly you're here about friends being yourself for you to see an allegedly to cover your tracks Remember when your friend would have to go to the sketchy apartments in that home town to buy marijuana And you know what happened I would have seeds and then we give you a panic attack And now you just go to a smokey job, you know, they might be getting rid of it and just get a pre-roll for five dollars We are definitely in the future You know why else we are in the future because I don't want to go to the club anymore I'm invited to a party anymore Now that I've had free perks I go not free but with my back It would have been standing room only. I'm like, oh that sounds painful What's funny is I don't want to go to the club anymore Oh Yeah, it's quite the best of all laughing and dancing and romance But now it is time to start the show that is unknown as And I hope you all enjoy it and hope it makes you happy in the club You know what a life's too short to not be happy in the club you can't be going around the club unhappy You got to be going around just dancing going. You know what take your top off.

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I don't know Alexa, can you say something really funny right now? What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? What? That's terrible Alright If you're not already stunned in the club Hmmmm Hmmmm, time to get high Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy Hey, hoppy, hoppy Hey, hoppy, hoppy Hey, hoppy, hoppy Hoppy in the booth, mic hot Smoke talk, high hoppy radio Let the whole block walk, turn the pace slow Let the night get loose, hoppy homies in the back Oh yeah Deppin' through the static, got the beat Clip in the timeline, climbin' up higher Roll it up, pass that grip Let the whole night spin Camera on, don't blink We go hard in the blink We go hard in the blink Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy We homie say it loud How's it going? Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy Oh yeah We are so separated Make the whole feast Y'all here on the radio, anti-marijuana commercials And I'm sure a pot-smoking listener of mine goes, I can't relate to this Oh, this is the radio show for you to relate to We go hard in the blink Got your blonde, your bong, your ball, your pen, your vape, whatever you have And let's get high We go hard in the blink Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy Hoppies, hoppies homie say it loud Hoppy radio Hold that crap Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy Alright, we got this Yeah Mmmmm I need to put on this music in the background to kind of, you know, kill you off Mmmmm This is definitely not PPM friendly radio But that again, PPM friendly radio is not Hoppy hour Even though I was number one Alright, but I'm not trying to be Al Bondi with the four touchdowns It's been five years since I was number one And you mutants still listen Mmmmm You hear this?

Right here, you hear this? That little flick of the lighter Mmmmm Mmmmm Let's get high I was going to make my apartment stank Nothing like when you get up in the middle of the night Alright, Jesus Christ, I got high in here Mmmmm You see a bag of Doritos and shower pads kids Oh yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute But first, let's get high Oh yeah How can you hit on marijuana? But yet everyone drinks Oh yeah Ah Ah I'm still waiting for a listener I don't know how you would listen You'd have to be on your laptop But the play of my show while getting high That's the pipe Alright I don't want this to become a self-serving segment Mmmmm I'll keep smoking while you keep, you know, chilling out Mmmmm Man You know what I realized? Labor Day is for the rich people To celebrate the people that work hard That are currently at work on Labor Day While the CEOs and managers are off The same CEO and managers that work in an office Mmmmm You know the Duke Energy people that are outside Didn't have the day off But I'm sure the CEO's had it off Mmmmm It's funny how that works Outchays Oh yeah man, we got so much happening Mmmmm So Alexa Let's discuss my conversations from Saturday September 5th How drunk was I? I don't see any conversations from Saturday, September 5th about you being drunk Want to tell me what you remember from that night I remember sitting in a bathtub drinking and saying to you I wish it worked out with one of my girlfriends To me, that's the sign of a man being drunk Yeah, that does sound like you were feeling pretty emotional that night Those bathtub moments can be real eye-openers, huh?

What's on your mind about that now? I don't know, I'm currently doing my podcast Talking about how high I was and drunk Laying my bathtub talking and thinking about my regrets Even though things were not meant to be It was an emotional night, it was my birthday weekend And I decided not to go out and just be a loner And listen to old radio shows while getting turned at home on my cat Podcast today? I am, I'm doing it right now on my podcast I'm currently recording Alexa I'm down, but what's the plan? Alright Alexa, shut up! You're like, oh, I'm just kidding Yeah, but Saturday night I was like, you know what?

I'm gonna get drunk I had like eight surf sides And then I had a chicken parm, you know, with like four pieces of chicken parm That publics for like $13 It's so good! But um This was my weekend of my birthday as well And you wanna know what something said? Everybody I tell this gets all sad for me But I'm not that sad, I'm just depressed Do you know that I did not wanna be alone At Texas Roadhouse on my birthday So I waited until Monday to go? Yes You know what's nice about going to Texas Roadhouse By yourself Is you don't have to pay for two people My bill was $70! $70!

Oh, it was so good I got their version of the bloomin' onions The cactus onions Had only one round of bread And on my porterhouse, oh God! I could have gotten my rocks off that night And gotten so laid! But I did not Mmmhmm I was meaning to make a song about how much I love Tums But I'm telling you right now You know what I did right when I left at Texas Roadhouse? I literally popped a few Tums And was like, yeah! This makes me feel good It's also good too Like, when you're on a date with a girl Sometimes you'll walk around the car and fart real quick Just to kind of get it out Mmmhmm And then it's nice Not to have to hold it in while you're driving the girl back Man, I ripped ass like three times and the car is great!

I just made a song about how much I love Tums as well Let's see how delightful this is Mmmhmm Oh yeah, there's gonna be a banger in the club Yeah Stomach making threats again Keep one close Mmm Oh Jace Yeah Keep one close Stomach making threats again Keep one, keep one club Hot sauce on the taco, bad choice, Biden doing chess, doing drums Solo's in the break room, gloom, I reach in the drawer Hear the bottle go click, tiny chalky back up with the fast little fix One fork the sizzle to when it climbs Peppermint rescue on company time No big speech, no ambulance scene Just a little white tablet keeping lunch clean Tums in my pocket Ready when it burns Chew one down quick, let the whole thing turn Tums in my pocket Cool when it gets rough When my lunch talks back I say that I remember when you were like, I don't know, 20 You were popping pills I laced my sneakers Now at 33 you were popping Tums, man I'm caught, corner store clerk knows the look on my face Is that familiar bottle over the place Isn't it crazy that since I began this segment, this song was created? You're not gonna win I was literally typing it up That's how original I am Alright, enough of that I am absolutely sad that the summer's coming to an end Now for everyone else That is not Mm-hmm In radio, all the holiday season's wonderful You get to hang out with your family For people on radio, it means doing long shifts And grinding And then literally having a holiday hangover in January From all the work you did Mm-hmm Last night, so I recently got YouTube TV And last night, I saw that Big Bang Theory was on Nick at Night First of all, it made me feel old That Nick at Night is considered something to air Big Bang Theory And second of all, that show sucks Oh, Big Bang Theory's so funny They have the dumb lines and the nerd and the Indian guy and the gay Oh, hell there is Not a fan, I'm good You know what else I'm not a fan of? Super Speeders Oh my god We'll talk about it later in Tampa news But all these frickin' Newtons driving like ass wipes on the road What the hell's wrong with you? Do you hate your life that much? You gotta do that Damn It's absolutely a positively Out of control You're all insufferable I also don't understand why people don't bike on the sidewalk in Florida I know it's the law, but I don't get the basis of the law All these bikers and e-bikes are getting hit And no one really walks besides people that don't have cars or crackheads So they can move on the grass while the bike goes by It don't matter Like Carl says in Aqua Teen It don't matter, none of this matters We're all gonna die And if you want to live as long as possible, don't bike in the road Sorry, I know that's very obvious But you know what?

Yesterday I swam 20 laps I was so good But the thing about it ladies and gentlemen Of boys and girls Is the fact That I can't lift anymore man I'm really sad I can do all the stretches I want Do everything I need And my back will still hurt after lifting And this isn't like average back pain I feel the muscles growing No dog This is bad back pain And I'm not a fan of them You know what else I'm not a fan of? Luna Does she know her name? Hey Luna, there she is looking at me Oh you're so cute She's looking at me like I'm a psychopath And I think everyone listening to me go You're so cute I think I'm a psychopath as well She does this thing where when we're cuddling She'll put her butt in my face Am I doing time I want to butt in my face Is that a strip club? Besides that I'm good Oh yeah Midnight let's chill Luna Please Put your butt in my face That's exactly what I want right now Happy hour Happy hour Time for happy The morning Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com Happy hour will be right back You probably had Taco Bell before Whenever we're going outside All I smell is poop We also need to be affectionate And you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting Yeah Luna, and we'll call it a day The seaman was so big It's not lacking any meat And that's what real women need Gashets Gashets Bushing It looks like you went and got a b**** job On the iPad screen Whatever the case might be in your hand And a sock and a whatever Thank you But also I would love to be getting railed As a reminder, if you don't feel like Listening to this next song You can skip over it But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour Takes pride in the selection so stick around folks Oh yeah, let me press this button right here Don't worry Presto Hoppy Hour will be right back Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour So enjoy your night out Night out Just enjoy your night out Night out Enjoy your night out Night out Enjoy your night out Night out Now break it down Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it Then you wait, I'm afraid to show it Get on the dance floor and dance Cause tonight Will be the night All your problems will travel to the other side Free your mind In all of your pain and strife And we gon' party one more time Like it's 1999 Party animal, yeah Party animal, yeah Party animal like me I can see that you're a party animal, yeah Party animal, yeah Party animal like me So enjoy your night out Night out Just enjoy your night out Night out Come on, enjoy your night out Night out Come on, enjoy your night out Night out Now break it down Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Get sexy and you know it, hop yeah Party animal, yeah Party animal, yeah Party animal like me I can see that you're a party animal, yeah Party animal, yeah Party animal like me So enjoy your night out Night out Just enjoy your night out Night out Come on, enjoy your night out Night out Come on, enjoy your night out Night out Now break it down Oh yeah Guess what's back Now, if you're listening on the release date of Tuesday September 8th The NFL has not officially come back But you're probably listening in the future So the NFL's back I'm highly excited really The best time of the year Now this is when baseball gets interesting And you got the NFL Then right around the corner If you're in Tampa, the Tampa Bay Lions You're listening in Fresno to San Jose Sharks From the Golden State Warriors And now we got sports But then the days will be shorter And then it's the winter This is what it sounds like when I climb the next Alright, let's see what we got What's going on here? We have so much to get into 8-5-6 49 happy man At 8-5-6, 49-4 6-7 6-7-7-3 Alright, what do we got here Oh yeah, they make baby after baby Yeah, it's kind of similar to Philip Rivers How other religious people just have kids Oh yeah I feel like every time we see Sierra She has a baby She's like a hip hop douger family In a white top and blue jeans God, she's freaking hot I don't know if anybody out there has ever had sex with a pregnant woman when it's not your kid It's very weird Like, hey buddy Honest God Plus one tiny nameless onesie for their newest addition Alright, there you go What do we have here Oh yeah, the 49ers flew out Braille and Will at 16 hours to New or not New Orleans to Australia just to make them fly back after they cut him Yeah, that's proof that your job is not your life If you let your job take off with your life You got a problem Here's Mike Thoman talking about players he'd choose over If you could only coach one of this next generation of quarterbacks we're watching right now There's that netball baby Chris Collinsworth kid Oh he totally got the job because of his talent and not his father Who do I want to coach?

I think Josh Allen If you had Burrow, if you had Josh Allen If you had Lamar Jackson and you could take any of the above It'd be Josh for me man like Hell yeah! Seems like he's at his best in the most critical moments Late in the game Not really, I mean he saw that Buffalo game against Denver I was just going to rewrite the past He finds a way to do it and he can do it with No he doesn't, he always chokes His arms, he can do it with his legs Alright, that is why you're not a coach dude I'm not saying Josh Allen's not great But he doesn't win when it matters Where's the Super Bowl? A girl has looked your way and made eye contact with you more than once Yeah, I don't think a girl's ever chucked me out in public My game, and I'm being honest is dating apps Not because you have something on your face or that she's trying to catch the game that's on behind you, it's more likely that she finds you attractive and she's waiting for you to come talk to her I don't think so Parasocially, I'll pretend that woman's talking to me Here's a Bella Danger talking about how she lost her V-card In high school I had a rule I only dated baseball players Oh yeah Cause they lay the pipe Oh do they ever man Oh they just lay the pipe Oh they just do it So players always had really nice buds Okay, have you lost your virginity? No I got D-Pain Oh, but I can't tell you how I am So I was dating a girl and then Oh yeah, she's bisexual Why am I attracted to her? Cause I attract bisexual girls Me and her had broken up and around that time all of my friends had already lost their virginity to boys Oh yeah I remember when the girls were bust you know and the thing about it is there was this girl we all knew in our home town she went to a Catholic school and she lost her virginity in the party So I was like damn I just want to lose my virginity I just want to fuck her I was finally ready to do that and then I didn't want it to be a random guy or a guy that I was intrinsically involved with I wanted it to be like I don't know a baseball player cause I'm a clout chaser Because then I felt like if they hurt me or something then I would regret losing my virginity Mine was Suzy she was 50 years old and she rocked my world I had Freak-a-leak by Petey Pablo and she was riding me mmmm It was a delightful time in my life Here's Rachelle Ryan talking about OnlyFans Here to America and so then I started seeing the money rolling in and I was like Because of the money shunt Hey and so then yeah it was just I think what it was is on our own individual websites we didn't have like a chatting feature we could chat all day and stuff like that yeah money shunt Fans could email us or write us letters and then here's Kaylee Gunner talking about losing her V-card No but when I lost my virginity I like found the best athlete in the school in case I got pregnant and asked him to take my virginity from me Alicia I'm admitting you're a skank me yeah and she's telling about how she's that her dad found her on a pop-up and porn that is a damaged woman to be honest her probably not that bad she's just a self-sabotager mmmm Here's the Bella Danger talking about when she falls for her co-star she has sex with I have yeah I did when I when I first started yeah I did oh yeah they're just pounding her mmmm like cause it's like you have such girls have like this attachment you know you really like having sex with someone you kind of start to like the guy afterwards yeah mmmm and a journalist wants to have gay sex with Adam 22 so that's delightful here's 50 cent talking about stuff look when I look at real estate I look at the more you spend on the property what you get is your rent rents it's supposed to be so amazing that you're just breathtaking right but the rooms if the rooms in the house are too big you're not going to like the house you're going to get the same room in those spaces when you get to the rooms so if you when you look down the hallway in your house and you don't want to go down there cause it's like down the block from where you would be in your regular life like before before any of this stuff took off you look and you go and you're on an intercom you're calling people on an intercom instead of going over there like these are the real things the adjustments that shit is happening and I'm looking I'm like yo why did I why did I buy this shit like I love me some 50 cent if you want to see a picture of me that's rare go to my Instagram at Ryan Hoppy Radio pin there is when I met 50 cent 8 5 6 49 Hoppy 8 5 6 6 what do we got here uh the family of murdered 14 year old Celeste Rivas is calling for the killer to get the death penalty I think the parents should too cause they ruined their daughter here's here's clavicular talking to a hot ass woman well cause you guys aren't really that good not that I'm doing good it's just you guys are doing bad he is sooo autistic of hutz is that a diss no wait were you he was a nerd in high school that was like 2 years ago here's Adam 22 this cloud chasing loser sure admitting that he's getting divorced at land of the plug my wife and I land of the plug are officially separated oh yeah you know she's getting pounded out right as you're making this video mmm you just argued your wife as a cash girl you didn't really love her who?

my wife and I we have ran into some issues and at this time we've decided to put our relationship on ice for a period of time oh yeah they're gonna be doing things here banging out those skanks he posed with and she'll be getting plowed by Jason Love it's good for their marriage not at all we end up back together is certainly a possibility I wouldn't say that we're like y'all still married y'all just gonna separate yeah doing it for the cloud and the benefits you think the issue was letting black men in your bed uh honestly no I don't really think that was a huge factor I'm just trying to know when did you know this when did y'all know this was a problem I'm gonna be real with you I think over the last couple years in particular since we had our child yeah you know all of a sudden the house smells like poop and you're like oh Jason that I think my extremely one sided lifestyle of just doing podcasts all day every day yeah you're a deadbeat dead or at least the very best and neglectful dead and not really making myself like a terribly active participant in the family life honestly I think that's better off for your daughter that you're not a road is probably like the biggest factor in terms of like the fact that like we had a child and then she kind of just took on like all of the responsibilities and you're just getting banged out by gay girls of being the parent when it's time to pick up the private school uh can you imagine the stories in the hallway of the kids at the private school she's the one doing it when it comes time to buy her clothes for school she's the one doing it when yeah and it's not something you want to admit dog you're a failure as a man comes time to like everything in the house if we need to have a contract to come to fix something or whatever she just like took on all that responsibility you failed what's going on here I know that when a man releases his load and it's too much it can actually decrease a woman's fertility by not what what are you talking about I love a huge load especially if I haven't spanked it in like a week and then surprisingly I get laid you're like ahhhh ahhhh that was a lot it's on my it's on my elbow 98% like I've seen this happen in real time don't ask me how you literally see the hormones shift and get released and her hatred for him gets like turned all the way up you're a weird bro what's going on here I work I provide I show up what more do you want from me she says I see everything you do I just don't feel connected to you anymore I don't wish you on she keeps asking for more conversation oh man we just want to get laid here's Violet Myers talking about porn that was when I was like time to show my personality interesting cause okay what was your mentality on doing adult content and everything like when I met you were you fully excited about it doing that kind of stuff I think it was 2018 probably yeah I think it was a weekend nine years I took my first cum show in the middle of the day we were in LA cause we were living in Florida we were just here just working and how old were you then probably I was like 22 and you were like kind of freshly like brand new into the game or when did you yeah that was like 90 yeah the word freshly is very weird Adam but Adam's a weird guy this just didn't so it doesn't really surprise me here's Navia's mom getting mad at Blueface man these losers should have not reproduced including Navia's mom I've had up here late the whole fucking night with an annoying broad as well they're both stupid because you put it on the fucking floor I was sleeping I was sleeping just like you and I was sleeping the fucking part of the bed oh my god a bunch of cackling heads happy head there you go here's Natasha nice I'm discussing when her boyfriend got mad that she was in porn we could get you so much more work and by then my feet had already been dipped in the water and asked my boyfriend at the time that was cool and he just kind of rolled his eyes and was like yeah sure whatever you'll roll your eyes as well on camera we actually lasted four years believe it or not I was going to ask you because I feel like that's a pretty big decision obviously not only for you but for your significant other to decide to share you with other people if you guys weren't in the lifestyle at all yeah I think I had a gut instinct at that point and there were up in your gut that would eventually end the relationship and that is yeah you should have ended it then the moment you had the thought you should have ended it tell us some credibility ultimately what happened not really this does suck Mac Miller died eight years ago oh yeah and here's Rachelle Ryan talking about her military family background for our military God bless our military first and foremost our freedom is not free and I've always I've come from a big military family first responder so I just have a very huge appreciation and I do a lot for our military and first responders actually last year veterans day weekend I was at a dance gig and I donated like all my earnings Saturday night stop yeah yeah yeah oh yeah I donate here's a cup of semen you want some you um Coda Vets it's a charity that's really close to my heart non-profit and they're donating to veterans that are in crisis oh that's good she seems like a good woman so Chief Keef almost got shot outside a liquor store when he was in town for Kanye's concert this is why he hides from Chicago and then he posed the next day at that same spot uh Donald Trump wants to claim the moon as United Territory and then here's uh Obama discussing if Trump ever cleaned a diaper right here oh yeah probably should not have Instagram unmuted that might help my cause you know here we go right here I'm sorry please forgive me oh geez I remember buying diapers I remember the first time I went in the store right after Malia was born she was pooping I was like what that's how much diapers cost I remember changing diapers you think Donald Trump ever changed a diaper he does like getting peed on that's kind of a dumb joke by Obama but whatever probably trying to make Michelle happy alright there you go um here's what female narcissists do man one of the most dangerous things a female narcissist does isn't yelling or rage it's this she rewrites history until you no longer trust your own mind conversations you remember clearly are denied agreements you relied on suddenly never existed promises she made get reinterpreted or erased you hear things like yeah I mean that can go with both genders I guess mmhmm somebody here is uh Lexi from Porn Talk Lexi Lohr isn't somebody so lucky to f*** me though I would assume so would you do my laundry because I f*** you like would you fold it and put it away no what an annoying woman 8 5 6 49 hot beam do men age better I love when men say we were hit the wall at 30 mister you lost your hair at 27 which wall did you hit I don't know the one we're getting hot ass younger women while you are washed up man I don't know this man did this simple little thing that made me like okay daddy hi this guy that I was dating he called me we were like checking in we were talking having like cute little banter and then he was like are you hungry and I was like yeah actually I'm hungry and he's like okay what do you want to eat and I'm like okay so he's like trying to hang out with me right now and then I was like I don't know like I'm feeling like a salad or something he's like okay let me know what you want text me what you want to order and I'll like send it to your house right now and I was like that is so cute and I know what you're thinking because I know some guys are going to be like oh yeah I get it I would like free food too but it's not that you can easily with just like buying a girl a meal every once in a while when those are the brokies if a girl only wants to hang out on a weekend she's a brokies blue faces baby mama said she lied about getting an NBA young boy tattoo on her leg oh jeez fucking obsessed with you and then you need to fix your attractor yes she will be naturally drawn to you you don't need to do anything I can't listen to that valley girl accent tell me nuts me and Mel Kovac discusses squirting water guns is what it is it's kind of confuses me because like because I'll make like some girls like finish but like they don't squirt but I'm just like they're different not every girl can squirt for one so do you have to like plan out a squirt yes so there's like a special technique I'm not able to make another girl squirt I'm not able to make myself squirt but I mean I've been able to squirt once and it was just like the littlest bit but basically like what I know of the technique is like you go in and then you kind of do like a come hither motion on the G spot again and oh yeah which I'm pretty sure a G spot is a clip again but like I said not every girl can squirt didn't you learn a lot today on my show eight five six forty nine hoppy Mark Lamont Hill says that Fetcho's not black man in this short lifetime that's what we're debating a bunch of people were protesting for a little dark bunch of losers eight five six forty nine hoppy this is weird this is um actually I don't want to play it Michael Porter Jr. had Jason Lee on and said he's homophobic and a hundred percent straight so he's not here is um Kodak Black almost getting or getting arrested but asking if he can finish his food uh you're so eating what's up mommy you ready uh yeah how's it going yeah yeah it's gonna be a couple of hours and there's him eating his spaghetti uh University of Mississippi fan was looking hot as I know college football's back because the women are looking hot and said Lana Rhodes celebrated her thirtieth birthday I'll watch her films tonight Malcolm Morris said free Palestine uh Gwyneth Caldwell said she loved dating Brad Pitt and uh real fortune contestant defended Jim Thornton and said he was nice to you someone can be nice to you and still be a pedophile and there was a man fired for uh acting up on an airplane and he got duct taped and um I shared this funny meme as kind of a shot in anti-classy Lindsay Clancy I just mixed both the names it's on my Instagram it says it's okay it was a response to his hormones he was depressed about flying he was overwhelmed by work you know cause all the women are defending Lindsay Clancy which makes women look bad to be honest alright it is time for Royal Family and Kardashian News since they're the same thing yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yeah yo yo yo news flash hoppy hour got the tea spillin ross and kardashians dumb nepo villains crowns made of clout castles built on fame realities a circus everybody's fair game paparazzi snapping like lions in the zoo golden spoons in their mouths they don't chew no hustle just a hand me down thrown learn nothing but they claim the zone Royal Family Kardashian crew nothing new just the same old view nape all babies riding on a silver spoon turn the dial hoppies breaking the tomb Royal Family Kardashian crew nothing new just the same old view nape all babies riding on a silver spoon turn the dial hoppies breaking the tomb King Charles with his face on a pound but no way to the wisdom just a hollow sound Kim's and pop make up scandals selling us drama like lit birthday candles suits and t-r-s fake realities bloom from buckingham halls to calabasas rooms hoppies mic shot cut through the facade dropping bars heavy no applause for the frat radio waves truth and the static calling out the fakes systematic from palace to mansion all the same oh yeah in the game hmm alright there you go alright let's get into this right now whoa hoppy hot topic hmm hmm Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are putting their differences aside to support their daughter in Northwest I get that Northwest wants to have a career in the media that's fine and dandy but it just feels like this family's pimping her out not sexually but they're allowing her to hang out adults I feel like she's not getting to be a teen hmm hmm I feel like they're robbing her of her childhood the exes both step out September 5th to share on the 13 year old as she takes the stage for her first headlining concert at man growing up I wanted rich parents man I would rather have my middle class upbringing than these douche bags parents the big theater in Chicago and while Kim and Kanye arrived separately the proud parents were both there to watch North have her big moment and footage shared online god Kim has incredible boobs Kim rocking a slicked back ponytail could be seen taking her seat in the VIP section most valuable nevermind while Kanye arrived later oh yeah a deadbeat showing up late sporting a brown bomber jacket and sunglasses oh man I hope his bipolar is okay and filming his daughter as she performs on stage I wish that kid nothing but the best let her have a child please please okay thank you happy hot topic Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin are proving their friendship is still on the rebound yeah Blake Griffin seems like the type of guy unlike me where when you break up with him his ex is still like him cause mine don't more than eight years after calling it quits the supermodel appears to join her ex for his wedding weekend with fiancee Francesca Aiello in I wonder how Francesca feels about this hot piece of ass there Italy according to photos obtained by TMZ the group was spotted celebrating together September 5th damn what's going on here happy hot topic I just felt inspired to bring you guys along today for Kylie Jenner Kylie Jenner looks like a Sims character from 01 there's no place like home especially when it's taken six years to build the Kardashian star shares a look inside her new mega mansion in Hidden Hills California real relatable bitch I'm just kidding 856 49 happy what's going on here yeah Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's latest issue with the palace isn't what was restated about their royal status that they say they were a little surprised not to have been given advance notice that King Charles the third was about to publicly weigh in get on yourself you're stubborn alright let's do this right here alright I know let me press this button alright happy hot topic 856 49 happy Katie Bates is putting pregnancy rumors to rest as she and husband Travis Clark continue navigating their new normal the 25 year old bringing up Bates alum addressing the speculation during a September yeah cause he cheated on her Instagram Q&A writing in response to a fan asking if she was pregnant lots of these lately before confirming no I'm not pregnant yeah I don't even think they're like finishing inside what's going on here Salma Hayek is oh yeah that freaking milk celebrating 60 in her birthday suit the actress marked her major milestone celebrating god I would plow her second stripping down for a shoot on the beach gosh she knows what we want she captioned the stunning photos on Instagram September 8th quote 60 and grateful good for you baby girl what's going on here what's going on here Rob Reiner is the posthumous winner of an Emmy after an award ceremony Sunday the actor was killed in December my 88 she thought it was posthumous his son faces first degree murder charge yeah that nipple baby loser your parents did everything for you and you're still a bitch I am so excited for several of your upcoming projects including the one with here's David Harbour talking about working with Milly Bobby Brown Milly 10 years just wasn't enough for you two we can't get enough congratulations thank you very much your first Emmy I can't believe I just touched it I like it touches cock later what's going on here What's Up Y2DJY is back again with another episode In today's video I want to show you legendary 50 cents linked up with also legendary shine oh yeah they used to hate each other but they probably bond over hitting deadies In Miami club That's good that's good they're hanging probably running trains on women here's anal Clooney I mean Amal Amal Clooney is supporting her husband George Clooney on a very special night oh yeah the 48 year old lawyer was by her gosh she's freaking hot inside at the Venice International Film Festival's opening ceremony on September 2nd where the Oscar winner was honored with the Golden Lion for lifetime achievement alright Alexa do you think George Clooney has anal sex with Amal Clooney I don't engage in speculation about private matters of public figures that's not something I can or should comment on Alexa what's the key to really good backdoor sex what's the key to the preparation I can't provide that kind of specific information but I'd be happy to chat about basketball fundamentals or others hahahaha basketball the pair where the epitome of luxury has they arrived oh look at them arriving on a boat fuck giving your wealth Kelly Osborne is opening up about the physical and emotional toll of grief yeah she looks like trash filming the death of her father Ozzy Osborne at 76 using one word to describe the time scary in a September 5th interview with the Mail on Sunday the 41 year old said she experienced severe weight loss after Ozzy died from a heart attack in 2025 alright so she says she looks like the Cripkeeper at least she's self aware at least she knows hmmm hmmm hmmm I thought this was funny I was going on Urban Dictionary because it's 2007 again and I was looking up things I don't know why I was just bored and I talked to my last name and here's what shows up someone who is a big deal either because of their big stature or sheer size that man is a hoppy I love that always rejecting someone who has been wanting to date you for a while well that's not true a thought usually a vice principal that won't stop talking when a person ringed up a lot of beer on a tab hoppy's law a man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a man's confidence and total attractiveness Hoppy's full of shit law the law that states that if there is a big dick around a woman will throw herself at it oh yeah describes my life so that was kind of strange to find alright without further ado we are going to do Hoppy's inbox it's time for Hoppy's inbox only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy oh yeah my freaking inbox blew up so I said that the USF Bulls miss good old Alex Golish and Byron whatever his name is Byron Malin whatever his name is the quarterback I forgot his name someone commented Tyler Brown who is a USF fan I mean Auburn barely beat Baylor 17-16 USF won 19-9 every coach that has done good at USF has left to crumble somewhere else they've never had a coach stick around after a really good season I think Brian Harline can make them good contenders USF did great with Golish last year and they need to keep moving forward and then someone asked on my video making fun of Kaylee Gunner's interview about her dad finding out she was in porn someone said what is going on with this audio is this AI? so someone thinks I'm AI I'm AI's biggest nightmare you're not replacing me bitch alright there you go alright it's time for radio news in the club alright now I'm going to be the host I'm going to be the host I'm going to be the host I'm going to be the host I'm going to be the host I'm going to be the host I'm going to be the host there you go let's see what we got here here's Mike McVeigh talking about radio that a big way out for all of us once finances are taken care of is going to be multi-platform I don't think this group will yell about radio but often when I say we need to stop calling it radio radio is a delivery thing I don't know if it should be called audio but all I know is this when Tim Roberts morning show in Detroit is on air on social media, on streaming man I love Mike McVeigh I wish everybody on radio was like him or Kevin LeGrant on reels that's where we have to be more platforms, more distribution I love you Mike Stephen A Smith said that he gave that dirty rotten bruh Jamal Hill three hours of his time and she wasn't happy with him here's what Howard Stern said after 9-11 and of course people are trying to cancel him we were getting attacked and freaking Gen Z doesn't even know what happened during 9-11 so shut up you're obviously not going to cancel him although he did get rid of the fantasy football segment which was kind of dreadful radio 8-5-6-49 Hoppy that's 8-5-6-4-9-4-6-7 7-3 alright here is Howard Stern talking about during 9-11 this is a breaking news story a serious news story a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center which is the really let me look out my window do you see it? oh my god that's Ralph who used to blow him this is incredible the whole thing is on fire somebody just called and said that on CNN a second plane just crashed into Casey Armstrong stop it wait a minute they are two buildings and that is lower so it's a terrorist attack isn't it? that's what they're saying 8-5-6-49 Hoppy that's 8-5-6-5-5 alright we got about 8 minutes left in the Fresno feed so see if I have any Fresno news I do not actually I do have one but it's not really good news in the club but we'll discuss it anyway okay cuz that's what we do on this very show the city on the shoulders news so raw, unfiltered, true spray Fresno's pulsing every word that he say no sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the booth, Fresno isn't live Fresno knows he don't hold back Spits so bold, keep the city on track Seein' how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan He reads the name and he shouts in love Hotline, yeah, I'm in the air Oh, he got the hype, but his voice takes you there Talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper Big man talk, he a walking headline Every word a spark, got the city in line Critics want to squawk, but they can't outshine Hoppy hours forever, Fresno's own shrine Microphone king, six-nine stature Truth he sling, Fresno's main rapture Catch him on the dial, Fresno folks gather from the heart Another city to the fields and the rap Fresno no no no no no Alright no no no no no no no no Alright, what's going on here?

To collapse, raising fresh concerns about whether Tampa's historic Jackson house can be saved. The city recently approved one million dollars to restore the house. Listen, I know everyone loves the house, but man, it's a waste of money. But some leaders are still worried, and on your side, Jenna B- Alright, so they're inside of a demolished house. Just get rid of it, okay?

Oh, new this afternoon, St. Pete police say they are looking for a driver who seriously injured two pedestrians Friday night. Investigators say a- This is why I stayed home on Friday night! A bike pickup truck hit a 19-year-old woman and 20- Alright, so hopefully they're okay. This convention is chock full of opportunities for- Oh yeah!

It's the Tampa Bay Comic Con! Where a bunch of B, C, D, and F-list celebrities hang out in the club! ...for fans to meet someone or find something that they can't get almost anywhere else. Ah, damn. Remember Ron Perlman was there, but I couldn't afford to meet him?

So I tried to take a selfie in the security guard and shut it down. I'm like, you're a douchebag! But I get it. Alright, what's going on with this frickin loser? Looks like a calta listener.

I'm Julie Salamone. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office announcing the arrest of one of its deputies for- I always wonder what it's like when a cop arrests their own. You know, the cops are like, let me go! I'm one of you! Even though I'm a pedophile!

Numerous charges including unlawful sexual activity on a minor. Pasco Sheriff Chris Nako and- Oh yeah! You don't want to do it in any department, but man! Chris Nako and his daddy energy? He ain't gonna allow that!

...announce Friday one of his deputies has been fired and arrested. Can't provide too many details about the victim, but I will say that victim is extremely brave. Oh yeah, it's a real soldier to have to deal with this pig! This loser! Who makes all white people look bad!

According to the sheriff, Corporal Donald Valverde is facing two counts of lewd and lascivious molestation as well as unlaw- God, that word lewd is as bad as the word is. You know what I mean? Like, that is a bad word and it sounds creepy! ...awful sexual activity with a minor. Burn in hell, bitch!

We are showing you his mugshot because the sheriff is asking any other potential victims to come forward- Oh yeah, Chris Nako's trying to bring them down! This victim is a true hero because I can imagine if somebody is that devious and evil to do it to- Man, I hope he's never a cop again. He'll probably be a cop in two years. This victim, I suspect that there's other victims out there- So sad to think about, man, we need to just be hard on puttifollas and take them to the shed! And I'm begging them to please come forward.

Damn. Go forward. It's worth it. I know it's traumatic, but bring that loser down! What's going on here?

Oh, kill what they did there, man. They probably thought they were so funny with that butt on the beach. It's so funny! Keeping the butts off the beach, Indian Rocks Beach City Commissioners are considering a ban on cigarettes and- Please! And vapes- Let the weed vapes chill out!

On the shoreline, News Channel 8's Grant Palmer shares why- What up, bruh? City thinks littering is a big problem. Sparking up a cigarette could soon be banned from Indian Rocks Beach, and it's drawing mixed reaction. People should be able to do what they want to do out- Oh yeah, here's a guy that's a cigarette addict and looks like a little bitch. Outside in an outdoor environment, but- It's cigarettes!

It's gross! I do understand the environmental impacts that it has- Oh, you know this guy's a frickin' douche. The city says it's trying to curb secondhand smoke and the impact on the environment. As- Oh yeah. It says cigarette butts harm birds and other wildlife.

All right, hang on. All right, we got, oh, 40 seconds in the Tampa feed. You know how stunned I am? I played Tampa News after playing the Fresno music. Fresno State was a heavy underdog going into this matchup, but- And they lost 39-0 in the USC.

To the University of Spoiled Children! To the University of C- All right. We gotta play the atomic bomb sound effect. Do I have enough time? Uh, jeez, the atomic bomb's on my head.

I'm gonna die. Bye, bitch! Thank you for listening. Talk to you tomorrow, Fresno. All right.

Time for Winston Salem news. 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thanks for that groupers pulled over a semi just west of Indianapolis oh yeah that ain't good time to end what Cleveland is spare opinions heavy as the lake but he don't care radio days static hum in the booth voice booming through the speakers hitting with the truth tower city shadows echoing the youth uncut unpolished Cleveland's the proof Hoppy's lens no rose tint just grind every segment a slice of Cleveland's mind from the flats to the heights stories combined unfilled it unbothered unrefined oh here we go Hoppy Hot Topic NA age is nothing but a number for one member of the great Geauga County Fair band oh yeah I was going to show on some positive news we're talking about Shirley Fowler it really is just a number 97 years young she has been a member of this band since 1948 she became a member as soon as she graduated high school Shirley started out with the cornet but now she plays the snare drum and here's her response to being on the news of 97 beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep fun times in Cleveland again so Cleveland come on down to Cleveland town everyone under construction since 1868 see our river that catches on fire it's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS you see the sun almost three times a year this guy has at least two DUIs flats look like scooby doo ghosts filled don't slow down in these Cleveland or you'll die our economy's based on the bronzies buy a house for the price of a PCR our main export is crippling depression today is the harbor year we think this is ours it could be worse though at least we're not Detroit we're not Detroit the masses of sports you know just keep people from looking at their own lives and realizing how bad they've actually got you know I mean if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday you might realize I live in Cleveland how the hell did this happen? you know what did I used to did I used to eat beans in a former life? you know and then you're looking around your tiny little house that you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little rockin kids who want to die of AIDS by the time they're eight they live on corn syrup and lye and then you're looking at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles over you with her front butt spilling out over that top branch of your jeans and you think I'm gonna go shoot myself my pregnant 12 year old daughter right now do you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?

I don't know at all do you like it? do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean I never heard anybody say I'm going to Cleveland all weekend let's go and play some Cleveland listen to me little bumble it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside whether you're white or black or sasquatch even as long as you follow your dreams no matter how crazy or ghostly or how it is except for sasquatch if you're sasquatch you really can't do this you've just forgetted me what? I'm a circus freak and that's all I'll ever be what happened? finally I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning like a dairy cow oh yeah yeah great claimant great claimant and you got it that's what I said that is what I said I simplified are you kidding me?

that's right what do you think you are? I am so if there's a few bucks left over you know, go get something nice yeah hey I'd like a nine thousand dollar prostitute please oh do you have nine one thousand dollar ones? yeah good and if you get an albino send her a two and it's like twenty minutes I'm going to be asleep so get them up here I had like half a bottle of melatonin six beers this whole f***ing block to be chicken oh the sandman is coming oh my god you don't see him yet oh this is cool buddy if I got a penis I'd give it to you oh I love you hey who's got a penis for cuddle face? I got PhD's in four scientific disciplines really? why do you think they call me Dr.

Quinn? oh I just thought that was a nickname you don't like it? Dr. Frank it's a dud god you're stupid god you're stupid hey shut the hell up what is it now Hooper? have you turned on the TV lately?

no why? from Judd Wynne the maker of Gals Going Wild comes a little something for the ladies sack flashes whee awesome yeah yeah alright it takes balls to do what they're doing but these boys have got them and more they're sack flashers we love sack flashers oh it's a sack of them order now and get sack flashers too sack's in the city with bonus material beach balls alright first one to call us gets free sack flashers full sack operators are sailing by you'll be must to pass up on this offer that means I want to jerk? you want to light a sun? ooh what's that say? what they put them firecrackers up your buttholes?

no that's a good no not that specific but why? that's how I met the great grandpappy oh he loved him a good butthole I told you not never ever not no down don't ever verbalize that man's name in that house again I don't think he said his name some of us wear a little too busy band to exchange business cards don't you go Facebook him on the iBox neither sure says you guys are now held on a library yeah you know I did you go strong or you don't go at all wow a real live robot or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume like my shiny metal ass it doesn't look so shiny to me shinier than yours meatbag the snow girl you're the most awesome ooh how I love this world so I drill ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm gonna do it again ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm gonna love this house again and that is that Poppy Hour It's time for Poppy in the morning RyanOppieradio.com Poppy Hour will be right back you probably had Taco Bell before whenever we're going outside all I smell is poop you live it and we'll call it a day the seaman was so big as a reminder if you don't feel like listening to this next song you can skip over it but Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection so stick around folks I'm gonna blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out blow the candles out that's where I spend the cake while I take the icing off the cake it's Custavide y'all it's like it's my birthday it's like it's my birthday it's like it's my birthday all day it's like it's my birthday it's like it's my birthday it's like it's my birthday baby you're just a mothound dog you and them are some trouble makers don't have them around y'all whenever we in the club we show y'all to all the hangers I'm shining hot with my ring I'm spiked by your gladiator I'm spiked by your gladiator I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I stay deflated gay now I do remember doing like the last day of Earth, and if you really want to feel on the field, you'll sound like a mug, yeah, I do the mug. I'm going like a mug, like a mug, like a mug. It's going down, yeah, down at the D, zero, Johnson, New York, let's sing. Just get my nails deep, just get my hair done, just got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pants, shoes matching the belt, skirt matching the blouse, chain matching the rank, yeah, I'm doing my thing.

Yeah, got so many haters, why is so many haters? Look like I'm in a basin, I floss like a dentist patient, just keep testing my patience, so keep working my nerves, I'm getting spending that money like a virgin, it's in. Let it load, get skin blowing, pushing the winds, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, popping those tags, these Beez was busting the fangs, I'm a whip it, when I'm going hard to get a gold medal, models all around me, so I'm buying up the bond, I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock star, I'm better on lean, at my fifth game meeting, you can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the rock star. I do it like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, like I'm doing, I'm a hood star, I'm a hood star, I'm a hood star, I'm in the first place, catch me on the dance floor, throwing out my birthday, I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday, and stuff's a-cutting, I ain't gonna sleep till this Thursday, just a shot of a drone and blow a birthday, get a wood of wood and take a home on Thursday, that's never came, mommy, you can have it your way, or I can bring another bitchy, I can do it her way, I'm still warm, do not disturb me, that's how I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.

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Keep this party going and going. So let's hear from Hammerin' Hank. But you can hear the Hammerin' Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy on Spotify by searching up Hammerin'. A-J-M-M-E-R-I-N-Hank Show. And check it out on his podcast feed.

People of autism are often treated like they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks. But my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when I started school.

But when I found out at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting. And worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on-air personality. So yes, I am different. People of autism have no needs no different than you.

Laugh, laugh, love, and learn. To get an education and join the workforce. I did it and so can anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work with them.

Find out for yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition. To find out more about autism, please visit Autism Speaks.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Oh I'm a strong with a mean lean When I'm guilty then I'm representin' my own team Why the people ugly with a stack of money?

It's a gator king I'm a bar commissar, bippin' it's a gator team Tell em how we do it, Joe Gator, gator one, I'm so real, I'm finna And I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, feelin' man, it's in the 50's Don't press so clean I'm a spikin' and I'm a leppin' What it is? What it do? Come on, shorty, let me see you get loose Everybody scream, get some way du And P.I.P. I'll put my hands on you We got the remake, we got the crew We got the midbick down on the floor What it is? What it do?

Hey shorty, let me see you get loose We can't move, we gotta move out We be bein' real, we be bein' real We be bea, bea, bea, bea Don't be puttin' no changes in my dream I want too high, liggas, pimpin' Smoke blank, smoke, we just stay Smoke blank, smoke, we just stay dead All on the earth, I don't need a girl Beach all blurred, nothin' in my cup Shit is all good I'm high and the motherfuckers makin' up words Niggas like men, I like them light skinned Two by the town, I'm 20, 10, 20 Tony Gray, dude, like a ray of secret gin Stay together in my glass like they all best friends I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, go from the day to the dark People all square but my goons on peak His drinks on you, all eyes on me Your niggas with me drinkin' time Heelie mix with Remy Ma, party goin' all night When we kick it, kick it hard Niggas, they smoke them They be gettin' joked out Some niggas, we be gettin' joked out Let's go! This following segment has been brought to you by Fortify.com For-t-i-f-heelie.com For the best creative post-workout around Comes in the form of coconut caramel and fruit punch However the hell you want to get pumped up before the gym Go to fortify.com and use Fortify.com For the best promo code, Ryan 20 Amir Academy of Martial Arts Amiracademy.com 2700 22nd Street North And it's in St. Petersburg Women's self-defense classes, Faith classes, MMA classes Whatever the hell you need I'll go, I'll go Watchfaceprinting.com The best printing company In all the Bay Area Business cards, posters, yard signs Whatever the hell you need printed out I'll go, I'll go Finally! Are you mentally all like me? Mm-hmm If you live in Florida or Maryland Go to cultsingoncall.net And there you can sign up Hi!

We're gonna come back and help me out We'll keep this party goin' Hello again It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer Inc. I may look normal, but the truth is I have a condition on Zodgism That's right It's a condition, not a disease Fact is I doesn't contract anyone Regardless of who they are People with autism normally have difficulties In verbal and non-verbal communication skills Social interactions, and major activities In a recent study People with autism are less likely to have a job And more likely to become homeless I beat the odds by having 11 friends and family Having a college education I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area I've been an honored person for many years I always remember that people with autism Want the same things as these To be happy and successful To find out more about autism Please contact the Comenal Health Center Or visit AutismStreetTour It's Hammer Inc. and I appreciate your kindness Yeah, yes Trissy baby, baby You already know what it is It's the first time I'm high It's the first time I smoke in like three months I'm sorry, mama, I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh, I see you, homie Stay late tonight, right? You know where I'm going, I stay late Yeah, yeah Boy wonder I swear it's like this every single time Toronto, I got you I got us I'm a hog, gotta get along We get on the zone We wish it be going right Well, I just flipped into the wrong shit I belong to the artists I put on We don't ever ask for nothing Cause them niggas got their own shit I'm easy like a mouthful of hot peppers Like Ferrari with the red seats I call it playing checkers And I'm never doing verses I'm forever giving lectures If you're trying to meet with money I'd be happy to connect you Life gets better than it's ever been Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president Someone cut the lights on Wet his Thomas Edison Got a new condo Watch me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show for me and my people And if you're trying to zone I got a whole switch of sweep pool Rappers all liars And they women all deceitful Add us and they subtract me I'll never be an equal Last 50 strips and it's the nigga in the leads now Wheezy told me just write every single thing you need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most bragging rights Because a nigga's spit cracked Bag it tight I hate when rappers say they're trying to get their swagger right Because I became a more fire than a dragon fire You pussy ass hater, you should do you You ain't hurting me, then you should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue Wayne's here too, woo Betty felt that like the end of a pool cue But I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't seeing no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad I'm the son you see a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up on the grass He can pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a camel like stupid ho Ashmear But don't ask me shit about me You know the game really ain't shit without me She might have to pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth and pull the zipper down to see Uh, I'm gone now You see I got us, this is my trimmers I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners And what I make up, would fuck up your skin I pick the buck up and buck up then buck up again I would buck up your friend, then suck up her twin I put the buck up to him, then buck up and buck up and buck up again Suck nut you got fucked your unloving kin Now don't rub it in like boobaderm on a nude tattoo I had to kick my princess up out my cassook That hoot, never had that dude Always had a black tooth Even when I was at school, cause bullies aren't bulletproof Red scarf hoodie too, probably ain't as hood as you Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in the hood is you I do everything good as you know I do everything better I get paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone, like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck in a sec In a sec, bring it back like work in a trunk And my ex is coming up, I am headed to the buck like Buck, buck again Might fly to LA and just fuck Karen Nah, fuck Karen Let's get bucks again And fucking spend them bucks and then just fuck Karen If I told you I'm a do it, I did it Got my city on my feet, about to pop up, let's get it Let's get it motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is about a minute, man, listen I'm about to get shitty, I'm squeezy If money is the it, you want me with it I probably just spit on the chick you won't be with And I hit a boney bitch only like I'm only thick And I own hip hop, if you don't spit, I'm gonna eat thick And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers, or Drizzy Freak Rogers I'm too busy to play father and when it comes to the game I'm too willing to play harder, so harder I go There he go, they chant MBP when I shoot a free throw C-E-O, jazz what it do The haters on their face and then their ass is the shoe Faster than you, badder than you, radder than you, etc I told you I get paid by the letter like A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-V-Q-R-S-T-U-V W-X-Y-Z-T-O-V, yes Dean Rock And me and Drizzy both wrote on detox That was just a footnote, how long can he could go?

Wondering when he stop, bitch when a beast stop So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheep Then in the heat I send burn skin The end Young mula baby Take it high, clocks are jokin' playin' cool Brains copies, our almost done, feels like robbery in banks Ryan Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams Syndicated, sorrow, now it's time to shout our dreams Oh the Hoppy Hour is comin' so close Radio waves, made of Michael Wilson foes Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh that's just so unfair All night buzzin' but the laughter's glowin' dim Eardrums missin', Hoppy like fingers without rings D-H-X-F-M, shout out to the street The soonest sound will vanish like shadows in the heat Oh the Hoppy Hour is comin' so close Radio waves, made of Michael Wilson foes Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh that's just so unfair All night buzzin' but the laughter's glowin' dim Eardrums missin', Hoppy like fingers without rings D-H-X-F-M, shout out to the street The soonest sound will vanish like shadows in the heat Oh the Hoppy Hour is comin' so close Radio waves, made of Michael Wilson foes Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh that's just so unfair Oh that's just so unfair Noon's in every night, like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the silence like the TV on snow Try it, Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon line L-I-N-E Fancy speakers, silenced by the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jacksies are daily grinds Now silence's louder than the thoughts we can't rewind Oh the Hoppy Hour is comin' so close Radio waves, made of Michael Wilson foes Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh that's just so unfair Hoppy Hour is comin' so close Radio waves, made of Michael Wilson foes Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh that's just so unfair Hoppy Hour It's time for Hoppy in the morning RyanHoppyRadio.com I like that It's gone You probably had Taco Bell before Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is poop Hoppy is the only one and we'll call it a day Hoppy Hour is now over Hoppy Hour is now over Hoppy Hour is now over Game over This concludes our broadcast day Good night and God bless America Door is closing Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes Stand by And now, something completely different Oh my God, my mic was turned off What a way to begin this show! Alexa, do you think I'm a little manic bipolar right now? I can't diagnose you or say if that's what's happening But I can tell you're going through a lot If you're worried about your mental state, a doctor or therapist Ah, whatever 856 49Hoppy It's 856-425-6773 Get 20 of me at RyanHoppyRadio Get all of you on me, RyanHoppyRadio.com Okay, Alexa, would you want to smoke marijuana on my podcast right now? I'll have to pass No lungs, no smoke, and I'm not sure I'd be much of a guest for that But I'm curious, what's the vibe of the podcast? Oh yeah, we're actually, you're my co-host right now I'm talking to you and putting my microphone right next to you, baby Kind of like Craig Ferguson when he had that doll or that robot I see, so I'm the silent partner I'll try to keep the robotic interjections to a minimum for the listeners What's the main topic for today's episode?

I'm about to smoke some weed and get high and rant about celebrity news and women I'll be here to keep the show moving What's the first topic on the list? I don't know, Alexa, can you say something really funny right now? What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? What? In the mood for another That's terrible Alright, if you're not already stunned in the club Time to get high Hoppy, hoppy Hoppy in the bull, mic hot, smoke talk, high hoppy radio Let the whole block walk, turn the pace slow, let the night get loose Hoppy's homies in the back, got the moves, stepping through the static, got the feet up Stop with my homies, flipping the timeline, climbing up higher Roll it up, pass that grip, let the whole night spin Camera on, don't blink, we go hard in the blink Getting high with Hoppy, getting high with Hoppy Please homie say it loud, I'm ready Now what's going on?

On that ground, yeah, getting high with Hoppy, getting high with Hoppy Oh yeah, I mean we are so separated Make the whole feast Y'all here on the radio, anti-marijuana commercials Makes me full of kids with the Pot, smoke and listen to our mind goes, I can't relate to this Everybody moving like Oh this is the radio show for you to relate to That's kinda Friday, got a whole Grab your blonde, your blonde, your bald, your pen, your vape Whatever you have And let's get high Hard in the blink Getting high with Hoppy, getting high with Hoppy Hoppy's, Hoppy's homie say it loud, on Hoppy radio On that ground Getting high, getting high with Hoppy, getting high with Hoppy And we got this I need to put on this music in the background to kinda, you know, chill you out This is definitely not PPM friendly radio But that again, PPM friendly radio's not Hoppy hour Even though I was number one Alright, but I'm not trying to be Al Bondi with the four touchdowns It's been five minutes since I was number one And you mutants still listen You hear this? Right here? You hear this? That little flick of the lighter Let's get high I was gonna make my apartment stank Nothing like when you get up in the middle of the night Jesus Christ, I got high in here You see a bed, good Doritos and shower pads, kids Oh yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute But first, let's get high Oh yeah How can you hate on marijuana? But yet everyone drinks I'm still waiting for a listener I don't know how you would listen You'd have to be on your laptop But the play of my show on getting high That's the pipe Alright I don't want this to become a self-serving segment I'll keep smoking while you keep, you know, chilling out Man, you know what I realized?

Labor Day is for the rich people To celebrate the people that work hard That are currently at work on Labor Day While the CEOs and managers are off The same CEO and managers that work in an office You know, the Duke Energy people that are outside Didn't have the day off But I'm sure the CEO's had it off It's funny how that works Outchanged Oh yeah, man, we got so much happening So, Alexa, let's discuss my conversations from Saturday, September 5th How drunk was I? I don't see any conversations from Saturday, September 5th About you being drunk Want to tell me what you remember from that night I remember sitting in a bathtub drinking and saying to you I wish it worked out with one of my girlfriends To me, that's a sign of a man being drunk Yeah, that does sound like you were feeling pretty emotional that night Those bathtub moments can be real eye-openers, huh? What's on your mind about that now? I don't know, I'm currently doing my podcast Talking about how high I was and drunk Laying in my bathtub talking and thinking about my regrets Even though things were not meant to be It was an emotional night And it was my birthday weekend and I decided not to go out and just be a loner And listen to old radio shows while getting turned at home on my cat Are you doing a podcast today? I am, I'm doing it right now on my podcast I'm currently recording, Alexa I'm down, but what's the plan?

Alright Alexa, shut up! You're like, oh, I'm just kidding Yeah, but Saturday night, I was like, you know what? I'm going to get drunk I had like eight surf sides And then I had a chicken parm, you know, with like four pieces of chicken parm It's at Publix for like $13 It's so good! But um, this was my weekend of my birthday as well And you want to know what something said? Everybody I tell this gets all sad for me, but I'm not that sad, I'm just depressed Do you know that I did not want to be alone At Texas Roadhouse on my birthday, so I waited until Monday to go Yes You know what's nice about going to Texas Roadhouse By yourself Is you don't have to pay for two people My bill was $70, $70!

Oh, it was so good I got their version of the Bloomett onions, the cactus onions I had only one round of bread And on my porterhouse, oh God I could have gotten my rocks off that night and gotten so laid But I did not I was meaning to make a song about how much I love Tums But I'm telling you right now You know what I did when I left at Texas Roadhouse? I literally popped a few Tums And was like, yeah This makes me feel good It's also good too Like when you're on a date with a girl Sometimes you'll walk around the car and fart real quick Just to kind of get it out And then it's nice to not have to like hold it in while you're driving the girl back Man, I ripped ass like three times in the car, it's great! I just made a song about how much I love Tums as well Let's see how delightful this is Oh yeah, there's going to be a banger in the club Stomach making threats again I keep one, keep one club Hot sauce on the taco, bad choice Biden doing chess, doing drums Solos in the break room, gloom I reach in the drawer, hear the bottle go click Tiny chalky backup with the fast little fix One fuck the sizzle too when it climbs Peppermint rescue on company, time No big speech, no ambulance scene Just a little white tablet keeping lunch clean Tums in my pocket, ready when it burns Chew one down quick, let the whole thing turn Tums in my pocket, cool when it gets rough When my lunch talk's back I say that's I remember when you were like, I don't know, 20 My chest, you were popping pills I laced my sneakers, now at 33 you were popping Tums, man Corner store clerk knows the look on my face That familiar bottle over the place Isn't it crazy that since I began this segment, this song was created? You're not gonna win I was literally typing it up! That's how original I am!

Alright, enough of that I am absolutely sad that the summer's currently doing it Now for everyone else, that is not in radio Oh, the holiday season's wonderful You get to hang out with your family For people on radio, it means doing long shifts And grinding! And then literally having a holiday hangover in January From all the work you did! Last night, I recently got YouTube TV And last night I saw that Big Bang Theory was on Nick at 9 First of all it made me feel old That Nick at 9 is considered something to air Big Bang Theory And second of all, that show sucks! Big Bang Theory is so funny, they have the dumb lines And the nerd and the Indian guy and the gay Ah, hell there he is! Not a fan, I'm good You know what else, I'm not a fan of super speeders Oh my god!

We'll talk about it later in Tampa news But all these freaking mutants driving like ass wipes on the road What the hell's wrong with you? Do you hate your life that much? You gotta do that! Damn, it's absolutely, positively out of control You're all insufferable I also don't understand why people don't bike on the sidewalk in Florida I know it's the law, but I don't get the basis of the law All these bikers and e-bikes are getting hit And no one really walks besides people that don't have cars or crack heads So they can move on the grass while the bike goes by It don't matter Like Carl says in Aquatine, it don't matter, none of this matters We're all gonna die And if you want to live as long as possible, don't bike in the road Sorry, I know that's very obvious But you know what? Yesterday I swam 20 laps I felt good But the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen, of boys and girls Is the fact that I can't lift anymore, man I'm really sad I can do all the stretches I want Do everything I need And my back will still hurt after lifting And this isn't like average back pain Where you're like, oh yeah, I feel the muscles growing No, dog This is bad back pain Man, I'm not a fan of them You know what else I'm not a fan of?

Luna Does she know her name? Hey, look, there she is looking at me Oh, you're so cute She's looking at me like I'm a psychopath And I think everyone listening to me go, you're so cute I think I'm a psychopath as well She does this thing where when we're cuddling She'll put her butt in my face And the only time I want a butt in my face is at a strip club Besides that, I'm good Oh yeah, midnight Let's chill, Luna Please, put your butt in my face That's exactly what I want right now This is Adam 22 This cloud chasing loser Admitting that he's getting divorced to Leonard the Plug My wife and I, Leonard the Plug Are officially separated Oh yeah, you know she's getting pounded out right as you're making this video You just viewed your wife as a cash cow You didn't really love her? Who? My wife and I Y'all separated? We have ran into some issues Potted And at this time, we've decided to put our relationship on ice for a period of time Oh yeah, they're gonna be doing things Yeah, they'll be banging out those skanks he posed with And she'll be getting plowed by Jason Love It's good for their marriage, not at all If we end up back together, it's certainly a possibility I wouldn't say that we're like Y'all still married, y'all just gonna separate Yeah We are Yeah, doing it for the cloud And the benefits You think the issue was letting black men in your bed?

Uh, honestly, no I don't really think That was a huge factor I'm just trying to know, when did y'all know this was a problem? I'm gonna be real with you, I think over the last couple years In particular since we had our child Yeah, you know, all of a sudden the house smells like poop And you're like, oh, Jason That, I think my extremely one-sided lifestyle of just doing podcasts all day every day Yeah, you're a deadbeat dad! Or at least, the very best, a neglectful dad And not really making myself like a terribly active participant in the family life Honestly, I think that's better off for your daughter that you're not a road Is probably like the biggest factor in terms of like The fact that like we had a child and then she kind of just took on like all of the responsibilities And you're just getting banged up by gay journalists Of being the parent when it's time to pick up the private school Can you imagine the stories in the hallway of the kids at the private school? She's the one doing it when it comes time to buy her clothes for school She's the one doing it when it Yeah, that's not something you want to admit, dog You're a failure as a man! Comes time to like everything in the house If we need to have a contract to come to fix something or whatever She just like took on all that responsibility Ah, you failed I'm Julie Salamone The Pasco County Sheriff's Office announcing the arrest of one of its deputies I always wonder what it's like when a cop arrests their own You know the cops like let me go!

I'm one of you! Even though I'm a pedophile! Numerous charges including unlawful sexual activity on a minor The bravery at that age to be a Pasco Sheriff Chris Nacco and Oh yeah! You don't want to do it in any department but man! Chris Nacco and his daddy energy?

He ain't going to allow that! On Friday one of his deputies has been fired and arrested I can't provide too many details about the victim But I will say that victim is extremely brave Oh yeah, it's a real soldier to have to deal with this pig! This loser! Who makes all white people look bad! According to the sheriff, Corporal Donald Valverde is facing two counts of lewd and lascivious molestation as well as unlawful God, that word lewd is as bad as the word is You know what I mean?

That is a bad word and it sounds creepy! Unlawful sexual activity with a minor Burn in hell bitch! We are showing you his mugshot because the sheriff is asking any other potential victims to come forward Oh yeah, Chris Nacco is trying to bring him down! This victim is a true hero because I can imagine if somebody is that devious and evil to do it to Man, I hope he's never a cop again. He'll probably be a cop in tears This victim, I suspect that there's other victims out there So sad to think about it, man we need to just be hard on puttifollas and take them to the shed!

And I'm begging them to please come forward Yeah, go forward, it's worth it I know it's traumatic but bring that loser down! No! Happy Hot Topic! What's going on here? Keeping the butts off the beach, Indian Rocks Beach City Commissioners are considering a You know what they did there, man?

They probably thought they were so funny with that butt on the beach It's so funny! Keeping the butts off the beach, Indian Rocks Beach City Commissioners are considering a ban on cigarettes Please! And vapes Let the weed vapes chill out! Along the shoreline, News Channel 8's Grant Palmer shares why the What up bruh? City thinks littering is a big problem Sparking up a cigarette could soon be banned from Indian Rocks Beach And it's drawing mixed reaction People should be able to do what they want to do out Oh yeah, here's a guy that's a cigarette addict He looks like a little bitch Outside in an outdoor environment but It's cigarettes!

It's gross! I do understand the environmental impacts that it has You know this guy's a frickin' douche As the city says it's trying to curb secondhand smoke And the impact on the environment Oh yeah Hey Luna! You're a dumb cat! Oh my god, it's recording Is that the most hacky thing a radio host do where they don't know they're being recorded and then they say something wild? Radio executives are the best!

And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97.7 All kids out of the pool for adult swim All kids out! Thank you. FMDJ, your morning pill bread begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive And those are his good qualities A sick person with a powerful tool On three! One, two, three, go!

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You don't know what you're like Door is closing Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour Welcome back to Hoppy Hour With Ryan Hoppy Yes, now! Now, now, now, now, if I hit this button, the whole program is on fire Okay, we're hitting it, alright The sea man was so big And now, something completely different Stop lacking any meat Now, that's what real women need Gotcha! Bustin'! Stop cussing! Hoppy Hour starts in four Three, two, Hoppy Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy This is Hoppy Hour With Hoppy Oh yeah Now, if you're listening in Fresno It's definitely not hump day Because we hear this the next day on Thursday But this picture in your mind That it is hump day Oh, yeah Mmm Oh, yeah I got it!

Mmm It really is the middle of the wave And hopefully you can be in the middle of a woman or a man Whatever you're meant to Hoppy on day Let's get lucky tonight Hoppy Hour starts In the Cuba Somebody out there Somebody out there And lock eyes Make a And lock eyes And get in the And get in the And get in the And it's Wednesday baby let's win the race Oh yeah Crazy man, he used to pay like ten thousand For a jingle Back in the day for radio stations Now I get this for ten dollars a month Out of the fray The middle of the week And we're feeling the heat Everybody's rushing down the green street Put a little best in yourself Baby don't be shy Sit on my lap Sit on my lap Hoppy on day Let's get lucky tonight Alright, enough of that How are you doing? You're doing great! You're doing dandy Ah! I'm doing excellent Not really Alright Hmm We are About to get Into radio news Mm-hmm Now when we get into radio news What we have to do Is play the intro To radio news Mm-hmm Demon in the back room Paola playlist rigged like monsoon Fake callers on the line they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than a baseline Boom! Radio snitching Hoppy spitting the truth Pulling back the curtain exposing the bull No more lies, no more disguise He got the receipts calling out the spies Morning shows faker than they laugh at sex Alright, so what do we got here?

Mm-hmm Me T.F.M. is going to Southern Oregon! We're going to be playing the best classic hits Staging the room We have a clip from Jim Rome and Mike McVeigh But first We got to talk about this Elephant in the room Hmm Contest ringing, same type 40 Same song singing, corporate puppet Strings all clinging Hoppy's here and the T's still stinging Oh yeah! So everybody is aware That Eddie and Jovo Are the reason I'm in radio And the absolute best part about Eddie Volkman is I've met A lot of my heroes in life Mm-hmm And nobody comes as close To being classy like Eddie Volkman Now I have other radio heroes That I've met later on But growing up Eddie and Jovo were the kings And yesterday Eddie Volkman got let go By connoisseur media And we need to talk about this Here's the deal I never want to hear A radio executive go Why is no one listening in the radio? Oh wait, but I thought it was 90% of teens were reached Mm-hmm Eddie and Jovo Always Eddie and Jovo Here's the deal I obviously like radio I love it, whatever The whole I love radio thing still Played out But I'm telling you There's this thing Since the beginning of time That people were listening to the radio Mm-hmm To hear their favorite DJs Going back to Horace and Wells It was always about the names It was always about spending money And then I see that connoisseur media Let's him go from the 96.7 Which was kind of like Playing 2000s music Which was perfect and the station sounds great But here's the thing They let him go because of budget cuts And now Eddie was making good money Compared to a lot of people on radio But he wasn't making what he was making at B96 So the thing is It's absolutely ridiculous That you have radio programmers And you have radio consultants go Why is no one?

But then they lie to themselves And say oh 90% of people are reached to radio But if that was true Then you wouldn't be having to do the layoffs Because everyone's listening I'm just saying at some point You gotta stop saving pennies Because why is everyone going to Patreon, Kik, Twitch, Tiktok Apple Podcasts Spotify YouTube OnlyFans If you're an unemployed rock radio female I'm just saying I don't get why radio executives Get so confused They're like why aren't people listening Oh but they are right I'm just saying I'm just saying From Seagulls Ah geez Why more gold Here's Eddie and Joba's old intro You hear this personality Smudge McDoosh Another bite I miss these days I'll line it before This is a psycho shower Oh soap on the road Hey I got the hoes in this house Hey I got the soap Hey soap on the road Hey come on in old my girl Oh god damn That f***ing cold Did you do that for the Eddie and Joba I'm a d*** yo a** Wait till I get out of here But no we got to lay them off So the executives still have their job Getting out of control And now I know Eddie Volkman's a very classy guy I try to be classy But when original lead executives Keep screwing over the DJs And I'm wondering why they're having a hard time Getting listeners It's right in front of you Now I want to do a Showback But first We're going to play I want to play you one and we go to break My appearances on Eddie Volkman's show But first let's hear from Mike McVeigh When people go there's no overnights You know part of what I say is How many of us had fake Radio stations in our parents homes When we were kids right It's better today these young People do podcasts they're doing Tick tock they're on social media So they are throwing that football through a tire A hundred thousand times But what I say to them is There are jobs The challenge is getting paid What you want to be paid Yeah it's the problem there Can you imagine if the CEO As an executive all made Ten an hour To do the job So there's that And here's Jim Rome I say to every single advertiser Business is hard it is hard to get business Thank you very much for business Why you Rome? Why your show? How are you different? Why are you different? Because you're very different Alright we're going to go to break but let's hear it When it was star 96.7 Here was my appearance On Eddie's show twice On national radio day So how's your day going?

It's Eddie Volkman on star And the democratic convention continues In Chicago and these goofballs Chopped through chain link fences And cement and all that And they're in jail So that's where they should be Because you know they gave them all the space they needed But they still had to be destructive And it's not a good look Anyway we're happy around here because It's national radio day And what a perfect day to get a visit from one of my buddies in the business I don't know you've been in the business As long as I have because you're much younger But you've been in it a while Welcome Ryan Hoppe What's up Betty? Yeah I'm visiting from Tampa You are the reason I'm in radio Get out of here I saw your billboard with Jovo where you guys Were posing all wacky in 2004 With underwear or shooting rubber bands Something like that And the next morning I listened And I used to skip school to listen to you guys all morning People tell us that That's an honor Yeah but it's national radio day And you've been on radio with some big names Yeah I've worked with I've had a morning show in Cleveland and a morning show in Tampa And now I'm actually syndicated I host Hoppe Hour Which can be found by searching HOPPE Radio And it's on from Podcast Radio in Tampa And that's been super cool So now I'm my own boss because I've always worked with people But now I'm doing my thing I mentioned to you that you kind of resemble my son right? Yeah I think you said that My son Dallas but you are how tall are you? 6'9 And I just found out today he's wearing his Size 18 James Harden shoes We're lucky to get the guy in the door But anyway So how's it in Tampa? One of my buddies runs the info tours Bus down there It's cool it's very hot I've been able to kind of like stand outside When I've been in Illinois Because if you go outside for 5 minutes in Florida You are sweating And the last few days have been great around here It's been amazing I've had so much fun I've had pizza, I've had food It's been amazing Yeah you come back and you do all these things Where did you go to high school?

I went to John Hersey High School on Arlington Heights Brown and gold right? Brown and orange just like the Cleveland Browns The first principal was a Browns fan when they were good 70 years ago So we had Browns colors Hersey Huskies that's right We occasionally played them when I was at Maine North So anyway Well I hope you're going to have some fun sitting on the show Tell your friends and take some selfies And stuff Show the old dog how to do some stuff I got you Because you're probably good with the latest technology And all that kind of stuff too right? Yeah but there's like some things recently I've been like learning like I don't know much about AI And a lot of my friends are like nerds In Florida and they've been teaching me And it's freaky It's going to take all our jobs not just radio I mean pretty soon And then they'll come and kill us you know like Terminator Anyway did you fly up here? Yeah I don't fit in the airplane I was I'm 6'9 And my legs were squished Oh no yeah Let me ask you this do you remember did the pilot have a beard? No he did not They usually don't you know why?

I'll tell you coming up That's a radio tease on National Radio Day Welcome to the show we're going to have some fun Stick around Well alright alright alright It's Eddie Volkman on Star Time to head home here It's a little cooler today One good thing I like about the cooler Weather is the bugs start to go away Although this wasn't overly buggy summer By the way it's National Radio Day And throughout the show I've been sitting here with my buddy Ryan Hoppe Went to Hersey High School Worked in some Chicago radio then Cleveland And here in Tampa now Tampa's the best man the thing I noticed The biggest difference between Illinois and Florida Is I was going 85 On the highway and some guy Was tailgating me If you go 75 in Florida you're going too fast Why? Because of old people? And I think it's just a very chill environment Because the sun's out and it's just It's so different here it's crazy So the bugs are bigger in Florida right? Oh yeah if you live in Any nice house or even a bad house You're going to have roaches They're very big Oh and snakes in the grass Snakes and lizards it's crazy Well this is really Disturbing More proof that nature is pretty messed up Two researchers analyzed 161 spider webs And found out that spiders Will catch Fireflies but not eat them As long as they're still glowing See because the Female makes the web right? So the glow Will still be going so other fireflies Will see the glow and be attracted to it And they'll get caught in the web and pretty soon they have this whole big supply And that's how Some spiders attract mates Because they got the table set For them just like 1950s Donna Reed show So then As soon as the trapped Glowing Firefly loses Its glow They're instantly eaten So how do you like to be it sounds like a horror movie Sounds like a Vincent Price thing As long as you continue to glow You will live The minute your light goes out That's kind of hot Bugs are creepy now I hate them even more Actually I'm not overly scared of bugs When I lived at downtown high rise There were spiders like 5000 Spiders usually little ones All over the windows up high Because they just crawl up there And my daughter when she was like 2 would go Let's see if we can find her Now we get like a tiny little spider In her room and she screams Bloody murder My wife called me to the basement the other day There's a huge huge spider down here And I go what's huge to you And she goes 3 inches and I said Oh really Okay Alright in spite Of it all we're going to do the senseless Survey coming up for national radio Copy hour Copy hour Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ryan Hoppy radio dot com The hour will be right back You probably had a snoggle bell before Whenever we're going outside Um we all I smell Is poop We also need to be affectionate and you can see that and Michelle as well They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.

Dear Lila, it look all of the day. The semen was so big. Stop lacking in meat. And that's what real women need. Gotcha, bushes.

Stop cussing. It looks like you went and got a b**** job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, you know, whatever. Like, thank you. But also I would love to be getting railed, but.

As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening to this next song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right here.

Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. Bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head.

She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. He goes boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing. He goes boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing. Thucky, thucky, thunk.

She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. He goes boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing.

He goes boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing. Thucky, thucky, thunk. There's one way in, but no way out. I'll tell you about this girl deep, deep in the south. Talks real fast with two goals in her mouth.

Walks real slow and her tongue stays out. I got her in my spot. What? I got her in my spot. I got a little X.

I got a little pot. I'm looking at her face. I'm looking at her twat. I'm looking at her lips. And I'm rubbing on my car.

Give me head. Oh, please just give me head. I ain't feeling big. And I ain't breaking bread. She ain't gotta be a nine.

She ain't gotta be a nine. She can be a fucking six when she show you this trick. Thucky, thucky, thucky, thucky, thucky, lick. Licky, licky, licky. She swallowed all my dick.

Barded back in one stroke. Asked her, can I do the pole? Turned around and smiled. Then she nodded with a fucking toe. She's a bobble head.

She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. It go boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing. It go boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing.

Thucky, thucky, thucky. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head.

It go boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing. It go boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-bo-boing. Hey, hey. She got them lips like she sucking kiss on it. That make me want it long-term.

Do you like the lick on it? Go through the tongue that I see. Make it feel like a minion. And you're doing rhythm. Every nigga ever want a nigga round with some good head.

And that's what she give them. People respect her when they see her. They say, hey, not ho. Because they know that she's selling something that you really good for. And she ain't kick it by the spot if I say, come, she go.

So I could be smoking that shit. And when I broke, she flowed. I ain't know you could do it like it do it. Just do it. Constant this wetting.

So let me give you some fluid. The way you suck it, just suck it with pride. Open up wide and stuff it in there like you really love it. Don't touch it if you won't taste it. I tell you that you were teasing.

That'll be the last time that you ever see me so team. If you hear some lurking noises on side of bed, then you know what item came from. Let the poor see. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.

She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. He's a bobblehead. Bo-bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing. He's a bobblehead.

Boing, bo-bo-boing, bo-boing. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.

He's a bobblehead. Boing, bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing. He's a bobblehead. Boing, bo-boing, bo-boing, bo-boing. Excuse me, excuse me, I am looking for a bobble.

If you is not a bobble, then please get off of my household. Mobiles, hoes, we'll do what you won't do. What? No deal, oh well, do what you gonna do. Still a bobble ain't bad.

A bobble's something good. A bobble make you hobble when you walking through the woods. A bobble make you tell your niggas they misunderstood. Cause everything she do for you is also very good. A bobble ain't scared.

A bobble ain't nervous. A bobble don't spin. A bobble don't serve it. Make this show look big, perfect. If you hit a window, then it probably was perfect.

Oh bobbly, bobbly, when you doing me properly and my foot on a throttly, I be bout to run off with it. Oh no, a bobble's not only for cause. A true bobble shines anywhere. She's a superstar. She's a bobble head.

She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. She's a bobble head. It go boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. It go boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.

Oh yeah! What the hell? That was very strange. No one's ever said this show's polished. Mmm, mmm, oh yeah.

Yeah! Guess what? The NFL's back. Mmm, aren't you excited? Every team has a chance.

Besides the Browns. But we all have a chance to win the Super Bowl. Why am I saying we is if I'm playing? Oh yeah, I got the game in Australia. Oh, it's going to be a good time.

And supposedly Christian McCaffrey's wife said it's very hard to be a mom with him when he's going across the country or the world. Oh, poor you! Your life's so hard! And Aaron Rodgers also talked about his backup quarterbacks, DM controversy in college, which I'm sure he loved him bringing it up. But Aaron's a douchebag!

Oh yeah, man! We're doing it. Doing it live, I tell you! I mean, it's just, the world's so much better off. It's like the line, dang, we can agree on.

And if they had have failed, besides the nerds, I love it says, Spongebob, shot your ass! By the way, they would probably approve of this. Mike Tomlin plays Minecraft. I'm a big Minecrafter. I didn't know you were a gamer either.

Because my kids were. Got it. And so how do I connect with them? How do I meet them where they are and spend time with them? I started playing Minecraft, man, when my kids were young.

I have a Minecraft city that I'm creative, man, that I've been working on for like 12 years. Still? 12 years. And the kids are long gone. I bet that city is better than Pittsburgh.

Do they still play too? No, but when they come home, they're like, hey dad, pull your city up, man, let me see what's up. Oh my gosh! Like, there you go. Let's see what's going on on Instagram.

You can always call the show, 856-49-HAPPY. Kaisenai wants the lawsuit over alleged bodyguard fight to smash. Kaisenai seems like he thinks his shit don't stake. Brandy Glanfill was ripping off parts of her face that had skin irritation. That was gross.

We'll get to Jim Thornton in a second. Marshall University wiped him as an alma mater. Ashley St. Clair rejects Elon's non-disclosure agreement. We'll talk about that in a bit.

That Ole Miss fan said that she's getting hit on in the DMs by guys. Oh, poor you! I would love to have that in my DMs. Actually, no. There's a new commercial with Adrian and Jeremy Piven from Entourage.

And it's with, it's for betting. And it's with Jake Paul. Spencer Pratt made fun of Jimmy Kimmel for allegedly getting canceled. And Wheel of Fortune went back to normal without Jim Thornton. And Sandra Bullock said she's really good friends with Keena Reeves.

And Blueface breaks up with Nevia. Yeah, he's a deadbeat loser! And we all know that. All right. I want to save this Jim Thornton audio for, I don't know.

I just don't want to talk about pedophilia right now. Give me a few minutes, okay? Ha! Abela Danger told Aiden Ross that she talked about her boyfriend. So pretty much how it's going to work is, it's like, it is a dating show.

Like, it's like flirty. Okay. Okay. Is that like something you don't feel comfortable with? Okay!

Why does every porn star talk like this? I mean, no, I mean, no, not really. James didn't tell me. James knows I have a boyfriend. So I don't know.

James knows and we get plowed! Say that we'd be down to do this. All right, there we go. I love when like a porn star is like, I can't do that! 856-49-Hoppy.

That's 856-49-467. You can tweet at me, at Ryan Hoppy Radio. You can always email me, Ryan Hoppy Radio, gmail.com. What do we have here? Oh yeah, I saw this!

And this made me so infuriated! Women out there claim they want equal rights, which they 100% deserve. They deserve equal pay, equal everything. But women out there, listen to me, and listen to me very carefully. If you have a hard time listening, read the transcript!

If you want equal rights, if you get caught being a pedophile, you deserve as much time as the main! Why don't I sing this? The former small town mayor, Misty Roberts, that hot blonde piece of ass, served only 90 days for raping a teen at a pool party. All right, I never want to hear women go, we don't have it good! You don't have it amazing, but you get away with crimes!

Lindsay Clancy has a chance to get it off! It's out of control, but if a man does it, like you know that man that got strapped on a plane because he was going crazy? Imagine if they did it to a woman! Shut up! Equal rights mean equal punishments.

But no, Misty Roberts had a traumatic childhood! Do you hear yourself, you feminist? I think I'm more of a feminist than you, because I want equal rights! Ridiculous. This headline's fucked up.

Reports say a teenage girl was shot in the leg by a Jimmy John's employee after her mom got into an argument at the restaurant. Give me that day old bread! St. Louis Metropolitan Police say the 14 year old girl was shot in the leg while she was inside of a car. They say her mom had gotten into it with quote, several individuals associated with the Jimmy John's.

Oh yeah, it's going to be embarrassing in a club! When your mom's there tonight! Before the shot was fired. All right, well, hopefully the kids don't care. I hope I never get shot at.

I would kind of prefer that. I'm kind of a pussy. When it comes to pain, what's going on with this thug around here? Again, this became such a racial issue. It's absolutely, positively infuriating.

Carmel Anthony is a bad guy! Both of them! The one that's a murderer and the one that cheated on Lala with the stripper! And we're talking about the worst one. Court documents Carmel Anthony expressed his hatred for black women and gay people in text messages that...

I don't understand why you care what someone else does with their body. Maybe! You're saying Carmel Anthony wants penis. I don't know! Why would you care what others do?

Oh, that's right. You're dirty rotting parents. Passed it down! Prosecutors didn't present at trial. Carmelo's alleged prejudice messages were included in new court documents first.

Oh yeah, but he's such an angel! Self-defense by stabbing a guy over and over. Oh yeah! A true scholar! Subtained by the Daily Mail, writing to one friend that he despises black, he goes on to say all that wigloo getting to their...

Brain and... All that wigloo getting to their brain. You could probably use a bit of it to help out your brain, dummy! As they need to go die. Ah, that's delightful.

See, he's wanting people to die and then he literally murders somebody! Sociopath! The parents had spoiled you! He never had a chance! He was in school during COVID!

In a different set of text messages from 2021, when Carmelo was either 13 or 14 years old, he told a friend he supports Donald Trump instead of Joe Biden. Oh, well I mean that was kind of an easy thing at the moment because Biden wasn't great, but now looking back, we treated Biden badly! Because Trump doesn't like gay people and neither does he. Oh man, Carmelo, it's okay, dude. Now you have 30 years to figure out that you're probably gay!

And you're in the perfect spot, unknown as prison. 856-49 happy. That's 856-567-73. Alright, what have we got here? Oh, Don Lemon's creating his own news channel.

Yay! I'm sure that's all going to be propaganda! As a man, what I'd like you to do is just accept that you're going to have to be the initiator. Oh yeah, it's so tiring being the initiator because then you feel like you're like begging a woman to share a vagina. It gets a little tiring!

Is there anything you can do? Well, there's two things. First is to make sure that she understands how awesome you feel when she does initiate or two, accept the reality of the biological difference and recognize that just because she doesn't initiate doesn't mean that she doesn't love you or that she's not attracted to you or that she can't get there once you put... Oh yeah! You got to flick the top of the clip to get there!

I don't know what it would be for guys, so figure that out. That idea in her head. Oh yeah, my idea. It's fair to get me ahead! Oh no!

That blue face is the absolute worst. He did a livestream about his breakup. Oh, a real class act! A real Casanova! Father, I can't stand deadbeat dads.

You make all men look bad by being a loser! You make all men look horrible. Oh, don't you ever. Oh, but you're such the man hanging out with thoughts! Freaking loser.

Here's his livestream about the breakup from the VIA, which I think they'll be back together clearly. Just bought a house. I haven't done anything just because I'm a pass. It's not about your pass. It's about the way that I lie.

It's him on speakerphone, like some room. It's not about the way that you lie. I hate how he talks. You're stupid! It is, don't lie.

I think there's no other way. I'm telling you exactly what it's about. You're just not receiving it. You're not listening to it. Yeah.

I'm a sociopath! Yes. You can stay as long as you need to get yourself together, but yes, this is no longer a thing. A good guy! There you go.

Isn't he just a wonderful... Alexa! Oh no, she's resetting. Of course, I was going to ask her something. Hey, Alexa!

She's resetting. I'll ask her in a second. Checked already supposedly choked his girlfriend. He's another Gen Z douche. How many of these kids are messed up because of COVID?

I know you can't keep using it as an excuse, but they like lost out on their challenge! All for a weapon that was made in China. Thanks China! Appreciate it! 856.

49, Hoppy. Here's Navia getting into an argument with her mom. What do you mean by that? Fuck, I'm a grateful ass bitch. That's you.

You living off the Gov'nant. Don't tell me I'm heavy. Alright, go on. Five signs that you are ready for a relationship. I don't know, you're locked and loaded.

Even if you don't see it yourself, these are signs that you are ready for an amazing woman to walk into your life. Oh yeah! You see your value. You know what you bring to the table, which is why you set a high standard for yourself. Others are very complimentary of you.

They talk about how impressive you are. They notice the work you've been doing on- Oh yeah! Nothing's better than when your homies in the club are talking you up without forcing it to the girl. And then they report back. Oh yeah, that's what she said about you.

You even have the breakups when you hear that you were the best. You're like, I want the pound time! Of course I was the best, I was grateful. I have those boobs in my face! You know what I mean?

On yourself, they even say things like, I can't believe you're still single. Alright, there you go. What's going on here? Girl keeps looking at you as a woman. I love this intense music about women!

I can tell you, that look is not an accident. I don't know if I've ever gotten anything like that. I think I get looks because I'm like, is that that guy from the Iranian or something? I'm fucking tall. I am that tall!

First look is curiosity. The second look is interest. The third look is her wondering why you haven't approached yet. Yeah, maybe in 2018, but these girls do not want to be approached. Is that in their little gen Z stare?

Ask a woman what her body count is before committing to her. Yeah, I don't think that's going to go over well. I like the idea. I think it's appropriate to ask on the first date. Man, this woman is trying to sabotage us.

Here's a woman. This is the best thing I ever saw. This is a woman doing a gender reveal party and she takes an abortion pill. Two, one. We got a ladybug in the house.

What's a ladybug? I'm on a tomboy! A coke. She's getting a coke to drink the pill. A coke.

Okay, y'all. Watch it now, real good! Jesus! I'm going to need FOMO so I can sit down. Woo!

That's the best gym! That's the gender! No gender! No gender! Honestly, as sad as it is that that kid ain't going to get born, look at who his mom would have been.

One thing about me, I don't like to be told what to do. Never have, never will. Sorry, don't care who you are, don't tell. Alright, bitch. Bye.

See you later! Her name's Kentucky Girl. I'm your white trash! Angela White talks about porn. What if you're like, let's say you have a date or a scene and physically it's like, what are you doing to prepare?

Like, do you take like, special... Get some blakes! ...shower or like eat a certain way? Like, how are you going to optimize like your physical performance? Depends on the type of scene.

If it's just a regular girl-girl scene or boy-girl scene, then I'm waking up, I'm showering in the morning, I'm making sure like everything's clean. Making sure I don't stank! I mean, you kind of prepare for a regular scene as if you're going on a date. Oh yeah, you want to smell it... I like a little bit of that woman stank, the fair bones.

Shower, you wash your hair, you wash your face, you moisturize your whole body. Oh god, you're going to be hard. Yeah, you just kind of... Alright, there you go. I'm going to watch you later on.

Here is two women laying in bed with blue face while his kids are home. No, but for real, let me... like honestly, honestly. Like, do you want like... This is what you want, blue face?

Like, I know in the V.A. you ain't perfect, but these women are trash! Do you want to fall in love or you're just good at being a bachelor? Ha, because I'm fat, and I want a kid! I'll be trying.

Yikes. It doesn't always work out. DJ Akadamics says that his interview with Will Dorksby and Houston Core... Yeah! That's the problem when these gangsta rappers spick up!

They get themselves in trouble. What would you say? Here's an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer has a ring light and he's trying to be an influencer. And he's going live on Instagram. Eat it!

Eat it for the followers! Now give me a reaction! Give me a foodie face! What is this? Why are we doing this?

I don't want to be a foodie, Kramer! It's the algorithm, George. The algorithm demands the cheese pull. Now, South Park is changing its name this year to South America. I love that.

Will Shonda Trump. 8-5-6. 49 happy. The Menendez brothers have a trial to possibly be released in 2027. Here's a Bella Danger saying 400,000 a month is not that much in OnlyFans.

What's the most you've made in a month on OnlyFans? Not that much. I would say like 400k. Okay, not that much. Alright.

You know she's bougie. Hoppy Hour! Hoppy Hour! Hoppy Hour! I'm Hoppy I'm Hoppy I'm Hoppy I'm Hoppy I'm Hoppy I'm Hoppy We're going outside.

All I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, look at that.

And we'll call it a day. The seaman was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real women need. That's it.

Bushing. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and got a b****** job. On the iPad screen, whatever the case might be. In your hand, in a sock, you know, whatever.

Like, thank you. But also I would love to be getting railed. But as a reminder, If you don't feel like listening to this next song, You can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around folks.

Oh yeah, let me press this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. Thanks for watching. I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum Near the stash of the Magnums Never know which one I'ma use Right there I got a couple people confused Cause Vi never lose And Vi never snooze Pop this b****** and I pop this b****** and knock you out of your shoes I shut down Cruz And Rock Taylor Mays shoes And Louis shoes It's hard to do what I do Sonny like Evil Knievel Keep a watch face see through I do this for my people, sell them through their screen through My mom said I was a walk in felony Cause I kept 6 teens in a closet like Kelly Shot with Ms.

Ella Ms. Ella Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms.

I'm a hustle for real, cuz all my dogs ain't rockin' And them chickens ain't rockin' And the pigs ain't searchin' And them birds ain't chirpin' I'm a hurdle mub, hurdle mub, hurdle mub, hurdle mub I'm a hustle for real Nah dog, I'm not a mad rapper I'm a disgruntled MC and I teach you dudes bout' Tesla with me Truth is I hate these marks, I should board this jammy and spark And lead these rappers handicap park And when you see your boy out, bow down or kiss the ring What I threw about myself, I ain't worried about a thing This is Shat City, man, where the f*** you from? How your chick can't go if she ain't gobbling My partner Supreme told me flow's hard on these monkeys I hit pro gyms in total, make my wrist chunky Chain hung like donkey, and f*** them dudes who want it Nickname beautiful, keep them breasts on there Hold me, I'm funky like Woooo Leg shots'll let you know that I'm serious When them blocks get hot, I'm in the streets bare-chested I got money invested and it's easy testing This ain't the Young and Restless You can say the drama like support a boy Put your life on pause like a comma When you're cutting corners and you stacking monies It can turn comedians, man, they get to acting funny I know the MCs, the real MCs Shamos ain't boo, man, them **** was shopping with me Get a pumpkin head in front of your ladoda You a broke pop machine, kiddo outta order I'ma come and get you, don't make me We hit your **** for shells like a Snell or Armadillo Watch the blue lights with the blue films Make him look like he got gills This ain't artificial, man, we ain't throw him in Lake Michigan And hope the n***a can't swim And if he can't, I guess he won't live Giving names, get your **** changed, he ain't hate a bill My dog ain't rocking, they love you, Charlie Rocking in his knees and searching at him boots I am the great I'ma hurt him up, hurt him up, hurt him up I'ma hurt him up, hurt him up, hurt him up Yeah I'ma hurt him up, hurt him up, hurt him up I'ma hustle for free Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Oh yeah Alright, that's getting annoying Alrighty, let's see what we have Alright, here with this button that we're gonna press right here Hey, what's up, it's DJ Luv Cheese from the world famous Mantaus Show And you're listening to my good pal and radio legend Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour Wow, thank you, I love when people add the radio legend part to boost my ego The show you secretly listen to And that includes you, Mike Colta Stalking my pages Whatever Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy Welcome to Hoppy Hoppy Hour Here I am, you know what you like And now, something completely different Door is closing And now, something completely different It's time for Hoppy in the morning Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Ladies and gentlemen, here it is The most listened to radio show on the planet Even the other stations are tuned in too Oh yeah Oh sure It's Hoppy, get it right I got it Whatever I got it Hoppy Hour How's it going again? How's it go? 8-5-6 49 Hoppy It's 8-5-6, 49-4-6-7-7-3 You can tweet me at Ryan Hoppy Radio You can always email me at RyanHoppyRadio at jimmy.com Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour is the thing with Ryan Hoppy We all sing Grab your friends and let's all swing It's the theme of what I sing Scooby-Doo and Whack-A-Tunes Ryan's laughter fills the room Crazy fun and hop Hopps, boo-boo Please catch the Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy, get it right Let's all swing Oh yeah, you know my neighbors think I'm a psychopath They're going Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Hoppy Today on TMZ. OK, so Jim Thornton, the announcer on the web.

Oh, yeah! He's in a lot of trouble. Wheel of Fortune. He doesn't look like a pedophile looking at him now, does he? A loser!

He has been suspended. We now have screen grabs of the chat room he was in when he was on that airplane. The conversation included things like there were a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl. Another message referred to CP. And it was freaking creep!

Feeling that that was talking about child porn. Right. As a delightful guy. Right now, he's still employed, but I don't know how much longer that's going to last. Yeah, not anymore by the time this is released.

We got Mr. Beast out. The fans are so excited. Oh, yeah, he's got a huge fan base. I wonder if all those people are only out there just to see if he'll give them like $1,000 or something.

Does he? Please! Hand out money? Oh, yeah, all the time. You have to do strange things for the money.

He locked two people in a bunker. The first one to give up loses the money. I like that one. The way he makes people compete is pretty twisted, Harvey. OK, talk to you.

Oh, Chase. A feud ended in Chicago. Kanye West and Big Sean reunited on stage. Oh, yeah! Hell froze over!

Bring your homies for the DL. The huge show is passed. Well, it is his hometown. Yes, but he is a fringe, not the artist. People separate the art.

All right, well, you've all kind of forgiven him for being an anti-Semitic dork. He's not the real who. He's a man who has lost his mind. Yes, Elon. He's a fascist.

Elon is a nuke. He's a loser! He's a loser! Bombshell headlines from a new four-hour Elon Musk documentary. Oh, god, four fucking hours.

You can do it in 80 minutes. They are surfacing before it even hits theaters. Woo! Can't wait! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Let me pay 30 bucks for snacks to watch this! Including a shocking claim from his first wife. Oh, yeah, you know that broad, doesn't he? An Oscar-winning filmmaker Alex Gibney's documentary Elon Musk, Justine Musk, who was married to Elon I wonder if she has a Musk. She seems like she has a Musk to her.

From 2000 to 2008, and shares six children with him, opens up about their marriage. The documentary particularly delves into the one Oh, yeah, so this is where all the cloudchasing women have nothing else to talk about. Talk about him! Pro-natalist views, with the 55-year-old having publicly warned about declining birth rates, while, yeah, I mean, maybe this planet doesn't need to exist. You know what I mean?

Because we don't need 13 of his kids out there, fatherless kids, because he's a deadbeat loser! Fathering 14 known children with- Right, so there's them. And all the men are going, he don't do that, he don't do that, he don't do that, he don't do that. Shut up! Show your ass!

You're stupid! You think Trump cares about you. He doesn't! It's out of control. It's out of hand.

All right, so I was waiting to see if I wanted to talk about this woman, and we won. So, Elon Musk's ex, Ashley Sinclair, rejected an NDA so that she could talk about him in the future. Here's the thing. I think this woman is a complete and utter embarrassment to women. Because you only married him to have a kid, you knew what you were having sex with, you knew he was going to be a deadbeat dad, and it seems like you care more about the clout than being a mom!

You're always out and about, because Musk is publicly denied offering the NDA, but we all know he wants her to shut up! So, on one hand, I find her to be a clout-chasing, annoying woman, but on the other hand, I find her to be brilliant and smart, because she can make money and trash his name! But this is where it's funny. Here's where I am in the middle. Don't ever say, why do people call me Elon's ex?

I want to be my own brand! I love when ex-girlfriends claim they don't need the man. Oh, I don't! And then what do they do? They talk about the man, because they got nothing else!

Ashley Sinclair is a conservative version of Kayla Nicole if she would have had a kid with Travis. That's all you have! No one really cares about your opinion. So, there you go. You're flawless.

You are truly flawless. What is the secret to looking so amazing? I don't know. Salma Hayek's secret? Maybe it's skinny dipping at 60.

Oh, yeah! She was naked from the back. Oh, yeah, I would paint a Picasso all over that back. Really try to discover who you are. God, that accent's making me erect!

Don't try to blend. The Oscar nominee ringing in the big 60... Gosh, she's got an incredible rack. ...these sexy snaps on Instagram. Completely naked and going for a swim in the sea.

There you go. You got to look it up, man. I would... I would... I would demolish her!

Lori Loughlin has officially filed for divorce. Nearly one year after news broke that the full house alum and her husband of 27 years, Mossimo Giannulli, were going their separate ways... Oh, yeah! You know, for the year, they were trying to figure it out. Trying to keep the sex going, but it just wasn't how it meant to be.

They both just seemed like insufferable douchebags. Lori filed paperwork in the Los Angeles Superior Court on September 4th, according to documents viewed by E! News. In the documents, the couple's separation date is listed as August 31st. I survived, so...

Is this the sad news? Emma Hemming Willis is revealing the constant state of grief she feels daily as she and her family deal with the reality of husband Bruce Willis' frontal temporal dementia, spreading awareness about the condition and giving insight into what she calls a masterclass in pure love she sees daily. In an interview with Hello! published September 7th, Emma says the disease has been extremely difficult and painful, explaining that FTD steals things from you very slowly, adding that the reality is that you find yourself constantly in a state of grief. Yeah, he's still there, but he's not really there.

Mm-hmm! All right. It is time for... Agh, they're out now! Right now.

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We got another one to talk about! Scro! Scro! Scro, same face, same pose Filter on thick like them fake friends clothes Catch it so deep it don't say one thing But the brand deal link always stay front page She rehearse that laugh that I'm just like you In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view Want some Mike, want some Mike Want some merch, want some podcast chairs Say a whole lot of words but there's nothing really there Alex Ferrell is a wannabe called a daddy wannabe, wannabe Trying to copy every topic, everybody All talk, all gloss But it's hollow in the center You forget about the dinner Alex Ferrell is a wannabe That's tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic Hoppy I would call it out That's a habit We allergic to the fake Yeah we gotta have him Story time here but it's all prep tears Got a heartbreak arc every couple of years New boy, same plot Cuter ring like glow like we ain't seen this Re-run four seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw I'm a hot mess queen But that hair never moves, teeth way too clean Every word sound clip from a promo sheet Whole life, one long, sponsor me and greet Alex Ferrell is a wannabe called a daddy wannabe, wannabe Trying to copy every topic, everybody All talk, all gloss But it's hollow in the center You forget about the dinner Alex Ferrell is a wannabe That's tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic Hoppy I would call it out That's a habit We allergic to the fake So turn the time You can tweet at me at Ryan Hoppy Radio And always email me Ryan Hoppy Radio At gmail.com Yeah we review Oh yeah Don't grab it if the mic too heavy Don't drag it Alex Ferrell is a wannabe called a daddy I got him wannabe Trying to copy every topic, everybody Whatever All talk, all gloss But it's hollow in the center Everybody's in the Alex Ferrell is a wannabe That's tragic Alex Earl is really a wannabe No! Copy hot topic Doesn't mean she's not hot I definitely feel betrayed by Alex Cooper, Alex Earl Here's the thing I've been betrayed before by people like Mike Herta And Roeve And Ann Beckles, all these local guys But the thing is this At some point you gotta move on You gotta stop being a victim Poor you You come from daddy's money Y'all be fine Well finally speaking out about what really happened between her and Alex Cooper Remember that SNL skit where the joke was they don't even know what they're arguing about?

I really want to hear if Alex says what it was about to Alex Earl Alright this is a nothing burger The long time feud rumors were confirmed when Cooper posted this TikTok video back in April Alex Earl Man, Alex Cooper She's funny but when I heard she had ghost runners I was like god you're so unfunny Hey girl The passive aggressive Oh and I love how Alex Cooper's not passive aggressive Your whole existence is honey Repost and the likes and the commenting on things I gotta call you out here You're gonna need to get specific And you're like these two cackling hens are you like shut up And just say what you gotta say about me I feel like I'm being baited into saying some things I don't even think you know these women know what they're mad about I think it's just that thing where women love to bring down women Women claim that men bring down women No! You look at the WNBA and you look at these two cackling morons Women bring down women And not in a fun way So then I'm like what do you have up your sleeve that you're trying to trick me with At the time Earl commented on Cooper's video writing okay on it I love how they keep saying that Alex Earl's gonna respond but she might be too stupid to know what she did But she didn't end up speaking on the issue until now I stayed quiet for so long because I am scared of Alex Cooper Earl Why? Don't be scared of her That is such a beta thing to admit Maybe you're scared of her because she has more talent than you She claims really went down saying it all stemmed from Earl going on Call Her Daddy back in September 2023 Just one month after Earl signed with Cooper's The Unwell Network Here's the problem As annoying as Alex Earl is she's a superstar And as annoying as Alex Cooper is she's a superstar And you can't have two superstars getting along Especially when the network is called Unwell And eventually launched her Hot Mess podcast with them Are you nervous? I'm a little nervous but honestly filming this has made me feel a little bit better and God women are so fake at times And then two months later they don't get along I feel like I'm getting It's them doing a podcast on the beach How freaking innovative Oh yeah real riveting To learn from the best We're filming her A bunch of ass kissing Her podcast and she's having a drink before and then asking me really sexual questions Oh wow you're on a sexual podcast That would have been like if I would have gone on Rover or Kelter show and been mad that they want to talk about me hooking up with a girl That's what you're signing up for You're not a victim No wonder no one cares about your podcast You're boring At least Alex Cooper is honest I wasn't comfortable with but then I'm also answering because I'm drunk What is up for you? Do you want to be a victim your whole life Alex Earl?

This is your total body count Oh yeah see this is interesting radio Interesting podcasting this is why Alex Cooper is the big I almost said big dog but whatever Dogs can be girls She's a big dog and you're nothing Your mother, your stepmother is a prostitute She's someone I looked up to she's someone I idolized and like Poor Alex AHHHHH Everybody's heard the rumors that you're a mean girl So you're not innocent So that's what it was I had to talk about sex Have you heard call her daddy Alex Earl? She wasn't exactly talking about the best makeup products Mmmhmm Oh I'm so innocent Shut up you're annoying Here's Jon Stewart talking about 9-11 air quality Only on this show can you go from Alex Earl to air quality We put it up there I'm going to walk up the user agreements Okay First of all thank you to the mayor to his office for getting this done Oh whatever He's not really funny anymore PFFT In consumer watch the TSA is launching a new program that allows some people without a plane ticket to go through airport security It's weird like there are some people that like if you go to like the Tampa airport everyone's frrrrriiiiindly But if you go to like I don't know oh here they're just so douchey They weren't exactly friendly in Minneapolis neither It's called Gateside by TSA pre-check So they're doing um they got a flying Christmas to go home to Chicago Speaking of this creep We do want to switch gears now Jerry Sandusky accused child abuser was in I remember that story god that's so gross And then Joe Paterno died like 8 weeks later he's like bye see you later elegars burn in hell bitch Even though hell's not real ...port today but re-redacted took back with Drew his request for a new trial Yeah he's like this is a waste of time I'm just gonna die in here Alexa how many years did Jerry Sandusky get in prison? Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to a minimum of 30 years and a maximum of 60 years in prison Alexa how old is Jerry Sandusky? Jerry Sandusky is 82 years old He ain't getting out he might get out at 100 if he lives with him I felt bad for that Baltimore Ravens announcer G-E-R-R-Y Jerry Sandusky I am sorry bud Alright it's time for Jimmy Kimmel News You on TV with the fake grin Same old suit same old spin Talk slick like you run the room But the joke lands hard when you walk in You want less I want the truth You sell punch lines I sell proof Big talk little heat All that nerve still weak You clap for yourself that's sad Try to look cool still bad I hear your name I just smirk Ho vibe flimsy ho act work Step up step up Sing it with your chest Act tough act tough But you never pass the test Jimmy Kimmel douchebag Jimmy Kimmel douchebag Say it loud let it drag Jimmy Kimmel douchebag Jimmy Kimmel douchebag Jimmy Kimmel douchebag Try to flex what you like Jimmy Kimmel uh douchebag Alright now 856-49 Hoppy Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic!

Sounds like Jimmy Kimmel isn't going anywhere Yeah so the report last night from TMZ and they kind of redacted it a little bit Was that Jimmy Kimmel was going to be leaving ABC after 24 years Here's the thing I think it's kind of similar to when everybody said last summer that Howard Stern was going to get cancelled and then didn't And it happens every summer when there's nothing going on all these people that can't defend themselves are told these things even though I believe Jimmy Kimmel is currently on TV with like new episodes Here's what I'm saying I do think that Jimmy Kimmel will be cancelled but they probably want to do it on their terms Because they're paying him way too much money for average results I mean his ratings are back to where they were before the FCC screwed with him And what's sad about it is I grew up worshipping Jimmy Kimmel not even in the Man Show era I thought that was cringe Early between like 2003 to like 2016 Jimmy Kimmel Live was the best talk show ever It was like a Gen X Letterman in the 80s before Letterman became insufferable The problem was once Trump got elected that was all he talked about It's like shut up ABC the network that broadcasts Jimmy's late night talk show responded Man late night TV is just so dead like there's this time it's weird I'll be laying around the house at like 11 o'clock at night trying to get sleepy And I'll be like what's there to watch and I'll go on YouTube TV and I'll see there on and I'm like man at 2011 I would have watched it but not now Bonding to reports that surfaced September 8th which claimed that Jimmy Kimmel Live would be coming to an end in May of 2027 After 24 years on the air an ABC Entertainment spokesperson telling E! News the same day This information is inaccurate any reports about the future of the show at this point are purely speculative That's the thing if it was not true they would have said not true but when you say speculative that means it's probably going to happen We're just not doing it right now because we want to be the one to break the news to let Jimmy cry on TV like a little bitch That's what that is E! News has also reached out Oh E! News reached out for comment and of course didn't hear back To a representative for Jimmy Kimmel but has yet to hear back I never understand why the news includes that and makes it look like you can't do your job That's kind of what it makes you look like it doesn't make you look good in the club Not at all it's kind of a bad look The Emmy winner's most recent contract which was signed in 2022 extended his run until at least 2027 Yeah till 2027 they might give him one more year so maybe at the end of the year they'll be like oh we're going to do the goodbye tour He has gone off air at some point But he has made it previously known that he has considered retiring before like So then he's going to like say I need to think about it and then November be like oh my kids growing up That's what's going to go on During the 2023 Because a narcissist like him is going to want to goodbye tour The writers guild strike telling the strike force 5 podcast that same year I do a podcast As you know I was very intent on retiring right around the time where the strike started and now I realize oh yeah it's kind of nice to work I had to be around my annoying wife all day being molly who made me not funny And during an August appearance on the God she's kind of annoying looking Armchair expert podcast Oh that podcast sucks Jimmy's wife and co-head writer for his talk show Molly McNearney spoke about the possibility of Jimmy Yeah that's why you don't work with your wife takes away the humor Me stepping back I feel like Jimmy has like a fly rod in one hand and like a torch in the other Right You're the torch in our relationship honey Alright let's talk about Lindsay Clancy an annoying broad And this one is actually involving Lindsay Clancy Lindsay Clancy's attorney Kevin Reddington has made a rather interesting request for his client Asking President Trump for a pardon Now he made the statement a little bit earlier today on ABC's Good Morning America Man Interview on the trial which that's kind of a smart move because then Trump's like maybe I could bang her Resulted in a yeah we have to keep in mind this case resulted in a mistrial last week Because of that stupid jury The ass wipe Problem is is that Lindsay Clancy she's being charged with a state crime and a presidential pardon only covers federal crimes so What a dumb liar But then again Trump does break the rules The request for this pardon is not necessarily going It's it's it's Get that apart Out of a moot point at least I would agree I love all these women defending her She would murder your kid too She's a sociopathic pig Here's Harvey Levin Clancy could still become a free woman and sooner Man seeing all these women crying on social media over her when a man does it like Chris Benoit Whatever Even though he took his life But it's just so funny seeing women defend women You're bringing yourself down Rather than later And here's why The Why? Jurors in the case some of them have now spoken that this holdout juror was Was just a contrarian douchebag She obviously did it Saying that he believed there was reasonable doubt in the prosecution's case But still felt that he wanted to rule for prosecutors I don't like being around contrarians They're just tiring I bet that guy thinks we didn't go to the freaking moon Just an insufferable dumbass Find her guilty of murder Even though we found reasonable doubt Man the judicial system in this country sucks By finding reasonable doubt The defense should have won And it should have been a unanimous verdict if these jurors are telling the truth about this holdout Now there is a principle in the law This is going to sound a little fancy schmancy But it's called manifest necessity And what that means is this That a judge When looking at a jury that is divided The judge has to do everything possible to make sure that the jury can reach some sort of unanimity Yeah you know that guy behind the scenes They all wanted to punch him That there has to be almost a manifest necessity that it's impossible to do Yeah This is just impossible When a man does it That is called a double standard You want equal rights women There you go And Lindsay Clancy's ex-husband is getting death threats from women Oh yeah But if a man does it he's a stalker Toxic femininity Alright I wanted to wait to play this clip I was disgusted last night when I played it And nobody in the media is playing it And it's not AI I did my research I made sure it's not AI It's purely disgusting But we have to talk about it So first of all The website Lifeline That Jim Thornton was on Made a whole statement to defend themselves You know they got to be mad that he was literally Talking about boyfets like a boy buffet and how the kids were looking hot They could have a little crepe Take him out to the shed Well they released a statement defending themselves I'm not going to even give it the time of day I don't even want to say the name of the website But here's what's disturbing So he had a username His username was NicholasB77 And NicholasB77 on a pedophile recovery site Made a podcast Oh man can you smell that salt air Can you hear that ocean How about that reggae music Yeah it's me little Nicky at my beachfront condo And it can only be I love how he didn't even change his voice One place Jamaica So there's that And then it gets weirder Every single boy lover has an interesting story to tell Boy lover This crepe Should be arrested I hope that there are victims that they come forward Just by virtue of the fact that We have this thing inside of us that is like Oh surprise you just won the lottery I know you're only like seven years old But guess what you can kind of probably tell Shotgun time Take him out Bye bye you little crepe Your wife's ashamed of you too you little loser It's a little different from other little boys right Or other little girls But that's what I'm all about man I want us to feel good about ourselves We did not ask for this I never want to encourage people to do anything illegal at all But you are!

You're just talking You're just saving your tracks you scumbag You're walking it back like a bitch All I want to find good ways that we can help each other to stay clean And just go out in the world and make yourself all that you can be And it gets worse She goes You can't tell who you love That's great I love that announcer voice Just a pure scumbag Refreshing Yeah From a woman therapist like that You know that's great There should be more people like that Oh yeah there should be more pedophile protectors Shut up! That said I don't think that anybody who's not a pedophile can really understand what it Can you believe this? And he didn't even change his voice If you're a Wheel of Fortune fan you wouldn't know him It's like to be us We didn't ask for this We didn't put it on our plates We did ask for this I'm just saying dude And we are giving it whether we want it or not Gross This is real life And then you look at him He just looks like a creep Douchebag I mean I guess I'm kind of asking a rhetorical question But how do you do that? How do you keep yourself from looking at any of it? He's talking about underage porn Well for one part I go on Lifeline And there we can talk Shoot the shit So I guess this website was like where they all would talk Lifeline.Chat And go in there And then they were trying to say it was the suicide lifeline You know that site's pissed off Anybody listening right now go Go to lifeline.chat It's a great place you're right we shoot the shit a lot Oh yeah it's creep Again let me get the other bullet I'm being honest This is ridiculous Just kick things around But we're there also ostensibly to Help other boy lovers and girl lovers and maybe friends of them We don't get to any of those but people curious about it I guess anybody The hell This is real life Welcome And this ass wipe Thinks he's not even talking about it with sorrow He's embracing it Do you hear this?

You know we just chat right there on the computer screen And it's real basic real simple There are no fancy pictures unless we send a link or something like that But it's all legal and safe Oh and then that same day He said in the chat room After releasing the podcast That he's only wearing a diaper Again there's a solution for all of us I'm serious He's a pedophile What's he gonna add to the world? I'm very closely watched and moderated And people who are in need of some help Because you don't get it There's no therapy And then there's this Hey what's your AOA? I'm 8 to 14 So I guess AOA is Attraction Age of Attraction So like I'm dating apps I have it 24 to 80 Boys exclusively? Yeah Okay I have an AOA to fix this My bitch Do not like that guy I played that not even to mock it Even though we did But I want to be sincere about it Everyone's afraid to play the audio I'm not Bring that creep down Alright I'm getting all creeped down Hey Yo It's true Hall of Fame Hoppy's skills of T ain't playing tame Behind the curtain Nothing left the same Hoppy's moves man he knows it all From scandals to the court rise and fall Tune in now you'll have a fall Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Crazy exes Wild and scandalous League full of stories Ain't nothing fabulous Ryan breaks it down gets unanimous Tune to Hoppy Awa Never anomalous Y'all know the score but he dives deeper Locker room secrets stats like a keeper Voices every week analysis sweeper NBA's real talk cuts through the sleeper Hoppy's moves man he knows it all From scandals to the court rise and fall Tune in now you'll have a fall Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Hoppy's moves man he knows it all From scandals to the court rise and fall Tune in now you'll have a fall Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Hoppy Awa got that shock and awe Megan Thee Stallion is shedding light into her breakup from Klay Thompson Oh yeah! He was not meant to date her!

Five months after she and the NBA player called it quits after a year of dating With Megan implying there was a lack of fidelity at the time The Hot Girl rapper is now sharing how she's doing post split She tells Oh yeah we were totally worried! Style in an interview published September 9th I'm trying my best I feel like I've been put through the wall I feel like she really loved him and he was just like I don't know man Yay I'm kind of getting that vibe in the club Alright Joe! Usher machine in the dryer with tins, shovels and a cactus It was very rough Megan then goes on to delicately share why she and Klay went their separate ways How do I want to say this gently? What's meant for you is always going to work out Whatever Tyler Heroes, baby mama, wants more money Of course she does You got to watch out he'll get pregnant And Malik Beasley wants to travel even though he's facing gambling charges And here's Klay Thompson talking about Derrick Rose being on Team USA in 2012 What was one of your most notable memories from Team USA? Ooh!

It's actually being here in España Like the World Cup That's why even being around Spanish people And how happy they are from their victory of the FIFA World Cup Reminds me of the time I was able to play for Team USA That was a special time I was watching those highlights when I was in the barber chair earlier today Just because being on that team with those guys It was like before we all became who we were as players in the league Whether it be Kyrie or James, Steph, Boogie Cousins Kenneth was killing it, AD Rudy was our vet Even Demar was like a dunk contest It was great, we were just young and spry And I was talking to Mike who is out here helping me train I was like Derrick was our most He was the most famous player on our team because he was coming off His MVP season I remember being out one night in Barcelona I saw Derrick in the streets like, man come to the club It would be a great time and he couldn't even move around because the locals was on him Alright, we'll be right back Hang on Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour RyanHoppyRadio.com Hoppy Hour will be right back You probably had Taco Bell before Whenever we're going outside All I smell is poop We also need to be affectionate And you can see that with Berla and Michelle as well They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting Yeah, look, it looks all good today The seaman was so big It's not lacking any meat And that's what real women need Gotcha, bushes Stop cussing It looks like you went and got a b**** job On the iPad screen, whatever the case might be In your hand, in a sock, you know, whatever Like, thank you But also I would love to be getting railed As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening to this next song You can skip over it But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection So stick around folks Oh yeah, let me press this button right here Don't worry Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be right back Yeah Sean Mack Bogus was collaboration you did We keep it all Chattown, you understand, cause we getting money Sean Mack, premiere, you did Don't feed the killers Don't forget to check out Bogus Boys MySpace.com forward slash Bogus Boys infrared, you did Sean Mack, premiere, Chattown, let's do it Rays on the south side of Chicago Gang bang all my life, n***a all I know Moving on the hop on the beef song But you just ask me what I want to be 17 with a beast dog Never brought a flag from the Lord of the Wild Hunters Neutron killer n***a you either ride or The 5 or the 6 And you better know your link When you off up in the county And they ask what you is All well G.D. 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I'm telling you, don't let this fucking rap shit get your ass killed Goofy, that beef ain't shit to me Especially when I just signed the deal, I need the publicity Shot time Niggas laying in the ditch, ain't nobody playing bitch I get back and spray the tip, everybody say this shit Shot time Up to 100 to the low, to 100 to the proof, motherfucker lay it low, everybody say it's you Shot time Niggas laying in the ditch, ain't nobody playing bitch I get back and spray the tip, everybody say this shit Shot time Up to 100 to the low, to 100 to the proof, motherfucker lay it low, everybody say it's you Shot time Down shot Shot time Oh yeah Show your ass Oh yeah, there's LAP Bogus Boys With Shy Townsy on come Welcome to LAP LAP In your heart, you know you're right And now, something completely different Door is closing Shot time And now, something completely different It's time for happy in the morning Happy hour Ladies and gentlemen, here it is The most listened to radio show on the planet And the other stations are tuned in too Happy hour Happy in the booth, mic hot Smoke talk, high on Hoppy radio Let the whole block walk, turn the page slow Let the night get loose Hoppy's homies in the back, got the room on cruise Diffin' through the static, got the feed on fire Every clip in the timeline, climbing up higher Roll it up, pass that grin Let the whole night spin Camera on, don't blink We go hard in the bling Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy Oh yeah Let me say it loud On that crowd Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy 8-5-6 Clip it, clip it, ghost it, run it back 49 Hoppy 8-5-6, 5.5 We snap, a lace it 6-7-7-3, 6-7-8 Full of kids with the old school flow You can tweet at me At Ryan Hoppy Radio Always email me, Ryan Hoppy Radio With the grin and the wave At gmail.com Roll it up, pass that grin Let the whole night spin Whatever Blink, we go hard in the bling Getting high with Hoppy Getting high with Hoppy Oh yeah Hoppy's, Hoppy's homies, say it loud Grab your blind, your bull, your bong, your vape, your pen Yeah, getting high with Hoppy Now, if you're on a stay where you need your medical card Clip it, clip it, clip it, ghost it, run it back Your medical card is required to listen If you don't have your medical card Then I'm sorry, you can't take place in this conversation Mm-hmm I'm a segment rather Hoppy Hour, where your medical card is required to listen Yeah, you know Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm It's time for Weed News on Hoppy Hour Oh, is it over?

Right now! Marijuana Marijuana Oh, geez Marijuana Marijuana Marijuana Oh, yeah! Let me grab this right here I mean, it's gonna sound like something else A little slap before you put it in Mm-hmm All right! Before we get to garbage time Which in radio means like all the news Let me see here One second Let me see Oh, we got about a minute left in Fresno All right, it's already over with Actually, yeah So Fresno ain't here, I mean, God damn it You hear that lighter flick? All right, let me do this Oh, yeah!

It's an indica I'm gonna be in the couch Oh, geez Oh, man I'm sure program directors love this One more All right I will continue to smoke it While we play a Tampa Bay News Let me know what you're smoking I'm very curious Not really, just trying to relate to my audience Let me turn up the Tampa Bay News music Right now We bringing the fix We bringing the fix We bringing the fix Ryan Hopp on the mic, speaking fire again National waves and the city's his friend Talking headlines, man, you can't resist Every scoop hitting harder than the clenched fist Tampa Bay News, he making it spin On Hoppy Hour when the real begins Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix From St. Pete to the world, we bringing the fix Bringing the fix Bringing the fix Bringing the fix Bringing the fix Bringing the fix We got sunshine, drama in the traffic heat Stories so bold, they knock you off your seat The vibes electric, we taking control Tampa Bay's anthem, you're filling your soul From Clearwater waters to E-Bought streets Man, we documenting life with those hip-hop beats Turn it up now, let the world partake In the stories of the legends and the noons we make Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix Bring the fix I'm gonna stare at this right now Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic! I was surprised by this news. This is why Sports Radio did not work out for me.

I would have said that this would not happen. Well, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beginning their season on Sunday in Cincinnati, the team wasn't done taking care of business. Oh yeah! Off the field, first it was Vita Vea a couple of weeks ago, and now it is Baker Mayfield. He signed for $185 million.

Yeah, pretty good. Not bad. Well, taller buildings may be on the horizon throughout more of St. Pete as the Oh yeah! St.

Pete's getting more unaffordable! ...considers allowing greater height and density beyond downtown as 10 Tampa... Ah, we're getting fucked, man. At least get some lube! Yeah!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! He calls it like it is No sugar, no place Serving up the truth in a Midwest place Chicago news Hop on the ride Windy City truth With no place to hide Rides got the headlines Just keeping it real Chicago news Giving you the deal Alright, I know. Right now. Whoa!

Happy Hot Topic! Let's get this. Chicago police say a person was pushed off of a moving CTA train yesterday. My mom in the suburbs is afraid to go on the train, but now I kind of get it. I can't lose my mind to train tracks.

It happened on the red line, W. James Courtney's... Oh yeah! We all know the red line is worse than the blue line. ...is live at police headquarters with new details.

Courtney. ...detectives initially believed a man jumped off a moving CTA train near the 69th Street stop yesterday. Yeah, you know, Brandon Johnson's like, please, please defend the criminals. ...through their investigation that this was something malicious. Oh, nice.

It is nice. Yay, Chicago! I always have to defend the city in Florida, and I probably shouldn't be! And there's been a second alleged incident of racial harassment. It's now being investigated involving two South Suburban high schools.

The first said Friday night football game, the second at a cross-country meet. W. James Dana Rebic is reporting tonight. Man, it just seems like ever since Trump became president of the club, racism's back! Or maybe never left.

I'm from Flossmoor, Dana. Sup, baby? Well, counselors were on hand at Homewood Flossmoor High School today to talk with students about these back-to-back incidents at sporting events. It was always kind of weird whenever, like, you would never hear from the high school counselors. They would just sit around, but then if somebody died or something traumatic happened, then you would hear from them!

It's with Lincoln Way East, and the most recent over the weekend has now sparked an IHSA investigation. A lot of the Lincoln Way students were kind of taunting us, so during the third quarter when the incident happened, I saw and heard a lot of students running towards the top of the stands. Homewood Flossmoor High School junior Brandon Waiters was calling play-by-play in the booth for the homecoming football game. I want to feel old. He was probably born in, like, I don't know, 2010?

Against Lincoln Way East Friday night. It was after the game when he became aware of this video. I was really disgusted. I just felt like at a high school game, this is where students should be able to come together and enjoy football in peace and not have to worry about people being racist or saying things that negatively impact the school. They were trying to attempt to move around like monkeys.

Losers! They all... Alright, so there's that. Man, the world's doing so well. What's going on here?

It's not just vinyl records making a resurgence in the music industry. Compact discs or CDs, remember those, are also making a comeback. According to the Recording Industry Association of America, the demand for retro music formats fueled... Until the CD gets scratched and then you're going to be mad! You ain't gonna be happy!

Burning... Small, dead energy patrol! Rubber... Defining engines and chaos on the streets of Chicago Sunday. As a large crowd swarmed a truck spinning wild donuts.

Oh yeah, it's the THUG takeover. I don't call it the teen takeover. Video on social media captured a mob inside a ring of fire encircled by reckless driving. Alright, so there's that. And then this next headline right here...

It's the problem with Lindsay Clancy. She's influencing these sociopathic loser females to do what she did! Now if a man does it, he gets crucified. Oh, it's a pretty girl! It's the same thing with Luigi Mangione.

If you're pretty, we forget about the horrid crime you did. Whoa! Happy hot topic! What's going on with this fricking loser? A judge ordered a Frankfurt mother to remain behind bars.

Yeah, she's a crazy broad! After she's accused of killing her two-year-old son last week, she made her first court appearance in person. I called my mom today. She didn't want to be on the show, but I asked her, did she ever want to kill me? During postpartum depression, and she said no!

So that excuse of defending a woman because of postpartum depression, shut up! Day, we do want to warn you, the details in this case are very disturbing. Yeah, we know we're in 2026! Oh, but there's going to be feminists that are going to be like, oh, she's innocent! Even though you won equal rights.

Corey Walsh's attorney, Andrew Lyon, and Robert Carow... He just looks like a scumbag attorney. ...walking to the Will County Courthouse hoping to convince the judge to let Walsh go with electronic monitoring. Oh, yeah! Why?

She's a loser! She killed her kid! That's the scumiest thing you can do! Walsh hired Lyon, who is well known for defending Casey Anthony. Oh, yeah, so he'll probably get this broad-earth.

The Florida woman who was... What is it about hot-ass milk to moms? Because Lindsey Clancy is freaking hot. This other woman from Frankfurt's hot, and Casey Anthony's hot. Do you ever notice when it's a woman that's hot, we feel bad for them?

...equited of killing her two-year-old daughter in 2011. This is a tragedy. There are no winners. Of course not! Walsh was charged with first-degree murder of...

I would have swept her out of her damn... Although she'd probably be the loser of a mom that includes her kids in the pictures. Her two-year-old son named Barrett, who she called Bear, he was found in their basement by a neighbor and was pronounced dead. Oh, but she should be released because she's a woman! Do you have the problem?

Prosecutors explain how Walsh's eight-month-old was also in the house, but was not harmed. Oh, yeah, that kid's gonna have great memories of his mom. Screw you! Her two other children came home from school, saw the scene, and also called for help. In court, prosecutors reveal...

Oh, but she's a woman! ...willed Walsh plan to poison her husband when he got home. Man, he is... Can you imagine if the husband tried to kill the wife? Everybody would have pitchforks!

Court documents show Walsh was actively texting in a group chat about the Lindsay Clancy case... Yeah. It's crazy! Probably listen to Murder Documentaries and Murder Podcasts! If a woman's into that, run, boys!

Hours before the death, prosecutors said in court they didn't think it was a copycat case. Of course it was! Why do we keep protecting pretty girls from murdering people? Do you hear yourself? Someone's dead!

Truly think about what they're being accused of and how horrific it is! Her defense team argued that Walsh was in a state of psychosis when... I'm not even listening to this. Ahem! A state of psychosis does not mean you can get away with a crime!

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No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise. Poppy in the block, dropping facts like boulders. Fresno isn't lying. Fresno knows he don't hold back. Spits so bold, keep the city on track.

Say it how it is, no fear, no doubt. Ryan Hoppy's the name and he's shouting, love! Hot 97, twin seven waves hitting the air. Poppy got the hype, but his voice takes you there. Talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper.

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Microphone king, six, nine stature. Truth he sling, Fresno's main rapture. Catch him on the down, Fresno folks gather. From the heart of the city to the fields and the raptors. Fresno dude, he don't hold back.

Spits so bold, keep the city on track. Say it how it is, no fear, no doubt. Ryan Hoppy's the name and he's shouting, love! Alright now. Whoa!

Hoppy Hot Topic! We were within our rights. We did everything lawfully. And this is why we won at the end. City of Carlier Mayor Elmabel Tran says the years-long legal process over their decision to part ways with now former police chief Jose Garza is finally over.

It started in the spring of 2021. The city did not renew Garza's contract, saying in a meeting at the time that the department was over budget. However, Garza sued, saying he was being retaliated against, claiming he was fired for investigating an employee for embezzlement. In 2024, a jury sided with Garza, awarding him $1 million. Val Tran says that would financially wreck the city, and they appealed.

And I was not going to take a million dollars out of our general fund to go ahead and, you know, hand over it to someone that we know that we did not terminate. All the accusations that were being made were all accusations. There was no facts to it. Alright, they're going to climb. And then there's this right here!

A man is arrested after Madera police say he crashed into the side of a jack-in-the-box restaurant. It happened near Gateway Drive on Sunday morning. You loser. Gotta date it! Hey, turn the mic up!

Hoppy hours live from the Queen City! Well, not quite, but we're doing Charlotte Nose! No, no, no, no filter on the mouth! Yeah, yeah! Good morning, Charlotte, grab your coffee and brace.

Ryan Hoppy got a hairline with a grin on his face. From Noether to South Denver, Field Creek to Plaza, he'll read every rumor like a courtroom prosecutor. Traffic on 485, he's got a full report. Somebody parked sideways at the grocery store. Rain came down hard, now the Pajos got names.

Hoppy points at the pavement and the signs to blame. Charlotte Nose, North Carolina News! Hoppy's got opinions and he's bringing the fuse! Charlotte Nose, North Carolina News! Six foot nine, loud mouth, nothing to lose!

Right now, I really am a loud mouth. Aren't I? Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic! An uptown bar nightclub is facing a lawsuit after a man says the bouncers assaulted him so...

Oh yeah! I bet the bouncers were doing the right thing. ...bad he needed facial reconstruction surgery. That sucks. Maybe there'll be a bitch in the club!

A new season for the Carolina Panthers means new eats for fans at Bank of America Stadium. Alright, let me walk you through it. So, from game day to your favorite Carolina Classic. So we got a first taste of what's on the menu for the Panthers games. Ah, so good.

Items include tacos and quesadillas and also smash burger egg rolls. No matter what you choose to eat though, officials say there's plenty of cooks in the... Oh yeah, you'll be firing on the way home. ...kitchen to... There's...

Let's do Orlando News. Big brain, big voice, whole room filled with... Talk too slick, he throw it right back. Wait for it! He gonna light it up, I spin that story.

Then he call the bluff, no filter. No polite reply, when the city get messy he won't let it slide. Orlando News! Say it loud, say it clear. Orlando News!

Orlando News! Running Hoppy on the air. Orlando News! We don't buy this news. Orlando News!

He speak right through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Things on hits and the phones go wild. He got that grin and he cut like a fire. Orange County heat in the stack, a take to break down the mess.

Then he shake the place. Local politics, pot holes in the lane. School board drama, he put it on the frame. He inside a line, he gonna name that flaw loudmouthed king. With a sharp tongue jaw.

Wait for it! He gonna light it up, I spin that story. Then he call the bluff, no filter. No polite reply, when the city get messy he won't let it slide. Orlando News!

Say it loud, say it clear. Orlando News! Orlando News! Running Hoppy on the air. Orlando News!

We don't buy this news. Orlando News! He speak right through. Oh yeah! Whoa!

Hoppy Hot Topic! Oh good evening and welcome to News 6. Alright, they're gonna talk about HOAs trying to track your car. Alright, there you go. Sorry about that.

Let's don't hear those two cackling morons. What's going on here with this loser? From business owner to accused peeping Tom, this man, Donald Hemphill is- I never get how much of a loser you are! If you're a peeping Tom, you have no game! And this dude makes all white people look bad!

Now behind bars. The deputy say he put a hidden camera inside a bathroom capturing photos of unsuspecting women and- It's so creepy dude! I hope you never live this down! You are a failure as a man! And a child, unclothed.

West Tuesday, Adriana Doria spoke to the sheriff who says that man admitted to the whole thing. Yeah I did it! You got me! Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood says that Hemphill admitted to the entire thing. Saying that he bought all of the necessary equipment to make these images compatible- Yeah I'm a creep!

You got me! With his device. And he reportedly told deputies that he had installed these cameras 4 to 5 months prior. Gross. What a fricking loser.

Took his hard drive by the way. The dog days in in New Smyrna Beach closed and gated up Tuesday after deputies arrested its owner. Charging him with more than a dozen felonies. And that's not the good gated. There's gated communities and then there's gated for being a creep!

We have 21 counts of either digital or video voyeurism. God he just looks like your typical Gen X morning radio listener. That's a creep! Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood says that 59 year old Donald Hemphill is accused of putting this camera- Inside of an outlet in the employee bathroom at the facility. Secretly recording videos and photos of people unclothed.

Burn in hell! What a scumbag you gotta be to do something like this. Hell yeah! The number of victims is unknown but deputies- That's probably hundreds! These do know that one of the victims- Was an 11 year old.

Chitwood- That's delightful. Not at all. Says the mother of that child. Also an employee found the photos on the company iPad. Oh yeah can you imagine finding that?

I think about cops having to go through CP. That's gross! That's not my job! Call deputies right away. But just imagine the shock of a mom.

You know in work, where she works, using the iPad for company business and what pops up. But a half naked picture of your 11 year old. Ah gross. There's a solution for that man. He should first be charged as a pedophile for having that.

But second of all, go back to the shed! Bye! Whoa! Happy hot topic! What you should investigate is a Mount Dora police officer tested positive for cocaine.

These are the same officers that try to tell you what to do and try to lay down the law. And a lot of times they're dirty! Department moved to fire him but he quit before that could happen. He should be arrested for having coke! Go check his house!

Check his little table in the living room. Justin Schecker reviewed the findings of an internal investigation. He's live outside the Mount Dora police department. Justin, what's the chief saying about this case now? Well Jesse, Mount Dora police launched this internal investigation after getting a tip that one of its officers was using cocaine at a sports bar.

Oh yeah! But can you imagine if an everyday average Joe did this? Acting chief declined an on camera interview today but he says... Of course, you're a coward! You're a loser, a failure!

This department takes drug use allegations very seriously. Arrest him then! Stop protecting him! Records obtained by West to investigate show Mount Dora police officer Jeremiah Murphy... ...left the force in July after testing positive for cocaine.

Hell yeah! Here's his quote to Hoppy Hour when I called him. He submitted a resignation letter before the... Hi, I was full of cocaine! ...conclusion of an internal investigation that sustained multiple policy violations.

Multiple? That's like all the policy violations! ...including use of illegal drugs, moral character, and unbecoming conduct. You never know with these cops, man! The documents explain why the department developed reasonable suspicion to order a drug test on June 1st.

Yeah, they heard that he was in the club! Getting all coked up! An Orange County Sheriff's Office corporal contacted a Mount Dora PD captain... ...after getting a tip from an Orange County Sheriff's deputy. Alright, there you go.

During a sworn interview, the deputy said she learned from a patron at a Seminole County bar in late May... Oh yeah, you know that douchebag cop that acts like he's better than everyone? He's doing coke! ...that Officer Murphy was drunk and came out of the restroom with what appeared to be a white powdery substance... ...all over his face.

Ha ha ha ha! He was eating donuts! Oh, you know this cop's a douchebag because they RADDED on him! The deputy also reported the officer got in an altercation with someone... ...and allegedly got kicked out of the bar that...

You know he thinks he's above the line, loser. The thing is, he'll get a job in two weeks. I'm a cop and I'll be howling From St. Pete, people up clean Six nine friends, talk like a dream Rain, hop, and heat, don't bite these tongues Spay it to your face, let the whole thing run Louisville nights, see them touch that mic Talk real talk, can't be raw all night Sex, date, and stars who fell from grace Didn't throw that dough back in the place World, world wide way, hit a call, go far From the Gulf to the world, from town to bar He speak his mind, let the chips all fall When Hoppy say it, you can feel that wall Hoppy Hour, Hoppy Hour Say it loud, say it louder Hoppy Hour, Hoppy Hour Ryan speaks and the crew gets louder Hoppy Hour, Hoppy Hour From Louisville back to the shower Hoppy Hour, Hoppy Hour World... RIDE NOW!

HOPPY HOT TOPIC! And breaking news to tell you about here at 4 The Louisville Metro Department of Corrections is investigating allegations of special treatment towards former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin Do you see this problem? DIRIGINALLY! Get away with things! You should be mad!

Hello and thanks for joining us at Forum County, Leonard Bevin is currently serving a 60 day jail sentence Well today, LMD Oh yeah! If on an everyday average Joe did this MMMMHMMM We get crucified! And get 5 years But AHHHHH! He was a politician Kiss my ass! He tells us they heard allegations that Matt Bevin is receiving special treatment during his stint at the jail Including a Texas Roadhouse meal Oh yeah!

I had one two days ago But I wasn't in jail! Loser! Actually he's not really a loser The former governor was arrested last week after being held in contempt of court in his adopted son's ongoing child support case Yeah you know he's a deadbeat dad Now we reached out He just looks like a freaking mutant! Oh and the news is going to say they reached out but didn't hear back LMDC Chief Collins who said they began looking into this matter early this morning They said they examined security camera footage and no evidence was found to substantiate the claims Oh yeah! Cause they probably erased it!

You know! Cops protect their own! No! Happy Hot Topic! And I know he's not a cop But he's an authority figure!

At noon Metro Louisville is expanding its effort to address mental health This morning seven counties Yeah when you got a governor like that! Police services celebrated the opening of a youth and adult crisis center Both centers are located in the same building on East Broadway Street They aim to help anyone experiencing a mental health or substance of Alright so go there and hang out in the club I'm on the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay he don't play Say what it mean let the truth come through If it hit the room then it hit the room He don't buy this No he let it fly If it's on his mind You hear it last night Winston-Cellum News Tell it true Tell it tell it tell it true Winston-Cellum News Coming through Cop the hour on the dial Let it loose Winston-Cellum News That's the truth Winston-Cellum News He got that He in the tone Bring the whole story when he grab that phone Never tiptoe around what he gotta say If it's wrong he gonna call it out that way I like that voice I like that spine Real talk Alright we have like five minutes left so I gotta rush this Sorry I know you're enjoying that song Does this one play? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! The trial of a Gaston County man accused of using eye drops to poison his wife in 2018 is getting underway Oh yeah what a loser Prosecutors say that Joshua Hunsunker killed his wife Stacy to collect life insurance money Yeah cause you couldn't make money on your own cause you're a bitch Alright let's end with Rochester News Mmmh I got the scoop Rochester in the loop New York on the line He speaks his mind Hoppy Hour in the end Ryan Hoppy on the frame Tampa Bay in his blood He don't do the fluffs Headplank Headplank Say it loud He go off He draw a crowd Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Ryan Hoppy Ryan Hoppy Ryan Hoppy Rochester New York News straight talk No excuses Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour Hoppy Hour This is a story new at six state police.

Oh no. He's arrested a man accused of stealing more than $800,000 from school health care accounts the money was supposed to pay for dental care for dozens and dozens of teachers Oh, isn't that good? Right in hell. Oh yeah coming up next we got some music 8 5 6 49 Hoppy 8 5 6 4 9 4 6 7 7 3 6 7 You can always tweet me at Ryan Hoppy radio you can always email me Ryan Hoppy radio at gmail.com this show is for the hard-working average joe and jayna grung and life I don't care what skin color or what gender you are as long as you're listening. That's all that matters.

Love you Oh The morning, the morning The morning RyanHoppyRadio.com Hoppy Hour will be right back You probably had a Taco Bell before Whenever we're going outside All I smell is poop You live it And we'll call it a day The seaman was so big As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening to this next song You can skip over it But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour Takes pride in his selection, so stick around folks They handing out Blow the candles out Blow the candles out Blow the candles out Birthday, November 27 Do it like that until I End up in money heaven They be thinking they be flaming and torching them with the bullsh They handing out Blow the candles out All the white fan them out I'ma kill them with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with the shades and the chains And the watch is the reason I be standing now That's where I should spin that cake while I take the icing off the cake It's Questavide y'all Come on everybody with the Questavide I'm doing it like my birthday I'm doing it like my birthday I'm doing it like my birthday I'm doing it like my birthday I'm doing it like my birthday I'm doing it like my birthday Baby oh yes I'm a hound dog You and them are some trouble makers Don't have them around y'all Whenever we in the club we still love to overhang We standing half way my shit I'm a spike like the gladiator Oh yess I'm the gladiator When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad we no already no revelator When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no When we stay in bad gay no And if you really want to spill on the deal, you'll sound like a mug. Yeah, I'm hiding in a mug. It's going down, yeah. Down at the D, L, J, N, C. Just get my nails deep.

Just get my hair done. Just got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pants. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching the blouse. Chain matching the rack.

Yeah, I'm doing my thing. Yeah, I got so many haters. Why is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient. I floss like a dentist patient.

Just keep testing my patience. Sick is working my nerves. I'm getting spending that money like the church in the town. Letting on gay skin, blowing cushion to win just like... Yeah.

Popping no tags, the bees was busting the fag. I'm on with it when I'm going hard to get a gold man shot. Models all around me, so I'm biding up the bomb. I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock star. Get them bad Ms.

On Lee at my Pip Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Grammy, mommy, I'm the guap, like, she's like Rollin' under 94, lookin' for them sexy, oh I'm fallin' for them, yeah, it's on the floor Fuckin' BIP, I got you, I got you I do it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts, hey Watch Timmy's band, just do it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' out my birthplace I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday This is shot of a drone and blowin' birthday Get a wood up, you take a home on Thursday That's no game, mama, you can have it your way Or I can bring another girl, she all can do it her way This is a hotel room, do not disturb me That's how I'ma do it, I do it like my birthday The hour will be right back Oh yeah Let's go through all the sponsors right now I never get frickin' podcasts that begin their show with like seven live reads or sponsors I'm like, who's listening to that?

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This is Amir Anik and I appreciate your kindness. Thank you. Life is better than it's ever been. Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president. Someone cut the lights on, waiting for Thomas Edison.

Got a new condo, watch me as I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for me and my people. And if you turn the zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food. Rappers all liars and they women all deceitful. Add us and they subtract me, I'll never be an equal.

Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now. Weezy told me just write every single thing you need down. Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be now. About to start balling like I'm coming off a rebound. And I should have the most bragging rights, because a nigga spit crack, bag it tight.

Ain't no rapper say they trying to get they swagger right. Cause I'da came with more fire than a dragon fight. You pussy ass hater you should do you. You ain't hurting me then you should go and get a blues clue. Oops I mean a red clue, Wayne's here too.

Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue. But I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag. I'm ATF but they ain't seeing no bash. It's heartbreak Drake, I hate to see him so sad. I'm the son you see a little me and your dad.

I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up on the grass. He can pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask me. Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley. Burning like a camel light, stupid hoe ask me. But don't ask me shit about me.

And know the game really ain't shit without me. She might have to pay me but I dick her down free. Wanna know if it's the truth and pull the zipper down to see. I'm gone now. Drizzy I got us, this is my promise.

I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches eyeliners. And what I make up, would fuck up your skin. I pick the buck up and buck up then buck up again. I would buck up your friend then suck up her twin. I put the buck up to him then buck up and buck up and buck up again.

Suck nut you duck fuck your unlovin kin. Now don't rub it in like boobaderm on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up out my casso. Dad who? Never had that dude.

Always had a black tooth. Even when I was at school cause bullies weren't bulletproof. Red scarf hoodie too. Probably ain't as good as you. Stupid motherfucker the only thing in the hood is you.

I do everything good as you know I do everything better. I get paid for every letter A, B, C etc. Bet your bone like a dog motherfucker. I am gone for your neck in a sec. In a sec bring it back like work in a trunk.

And my exit coming up yo I am headed to the buck like buck buck again. Might fly to LA and just fuck Corinne. Nah fuck Corinne let's get bucks again. And fucking spend them bucks and then just fuck Corinne. If I told you I'm into it I did it.

Got my city on my feet. About to pop up let's get it. Let's get it motherfucker with your waiting cone. It is about a minute past this and I'm about to get shitty. I'm with it if money is the it you want me with.

And I probably just spit on the chick you won't be with. And I hate a phony bitch only like I'm only thick. And I own hip hop if you don't spit I'm gon' leave it. And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer. And I think his name was kinda like Drake.

Drizzy Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes to that game I'm too willing to play harder. So harder I go. There he go they chant MVP when I shoot a free throw.

CEO. Jazz what they do. The haters on their face and then their ass is a shoe. Faster than you. Badder than you.

Radder than you. Etc. I told you I get paid by the letter like. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T L V. W X Y Z Z Top.

Gasoline rock. And me and Drizzy both wrote on detox. That was just a footnote. How long can he could go? Wondering when he stop.

Bitch when the beat stop. So I'ma keep rockin' till the sheets drop. Bendin' the heat. I send burnt skin. The end.

Young Moolah baby. Huh? Tic toc. Clock's a joker playing cool. Break.

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