Saint Pete, Miss Abish, Saint Pete, Miss Abish Need a will, wanna buy, wanna lease it Put you in some fire, believe it Bad credit, no credit You gon' leave with a car, dawg, don't sweat it Bad credit, no credit You gon' leave with a car, dawg, don't sweat it You might not have to put nothin' down Put you in a new car, slide through the town Put you in a ride for the low, low And you ain't gotta catch a ride no more Saint Pete, Miss Abish Saint Pete, Miss Abish Need a will, wanna buy, wanna lease it Put you in some fire, believe it Check this out, number one Miss Abish dealership in the nation Tampa Bay and all surrounding areas Pull up the Saint Pete, Miss Abish Repos, bankruptcy, no problem Same day approval, Saint Pete, Miss Abish Everybody deserves a second chance Get all the facts at SaintPeteMissAbish.com Or call 727-616-2033 Come see us today, subject to credit approval and down payment What up, Hammerin' Hank? If I hit the music, would you be ready to start the show? What's up, buddy? Yes I would, buddy! Alright, let me do it You're listening to The Hammerin' Hank Show with Henry Ochs and Ryan Hoppe The Hammerin' Hank Show Yeah Uh Uh Yeah Hammerin' Hank, legend on the airways free Autistic Kingpin, Cali's hard OG Wild 949, he the voice they need Doghouse days, laying down the cream Too legit to quit, hammering and Hank on fire Mic and hand, lifeline and wire Radio beats, they showing no tire Underdog champion, always going higher Wild like a wolf, howl at the moon Airways champion, making cars burn How you doing, buddy?

I'm doing good, I actually want to give a shout out to my mom right now She just texted me, I sent her the picture of us And she said, good luck with your upcoming national anthem Cool, buddy You're welcome Hammerin' Hank, can you believe that it's been 50 shows? It's been 50 episodes How crazy is that? Extremely good How do you feel about it? Excellent, buddy What have been some of your favorite memories? Our first podcast What was that like?

What do you remember about it? Our first jokes Yeah, but I'm saying what do you remember about our first podcast? I remember that it might be a long, long podcasting career for me Yes, sir Hammerin' Hank, how the hell has your week been? Very good How many times have you gone to Jack in the Box and jacked off? I didn't jack off, but I went to Jack in the Box about three times So you've been to Jack in the Box three times but have not jacked off?

Nope You're doing Lord's service by not doing it I've done it for you Do you remember the time, do you remember the old slugging? You what? Do you jack, do you remember the old Jack in the Box slugging? Do you jack, do you jack, do you jack, Jack in the Box? Now you're picking Jack I have not heard it, but I can assume it's hilarious Are you really into jingles?

Yes, old radio jingles What's your favorite radio jingle? I remember that one that says you picked a hit here on clock You're adorable Any other favorite jingles? K.L.O.K. clock A.M. Were there any jingles that were either a part of Wild 94.9 or on like a commercial that you liked?

Abaddonald's, we do it all for you You're very smart Hank Hammerin' Hank, how is Smurfette doing? Extremely good What you guys been up to? We've been eating a lot, talking a lot, watching a lot of Disney Channel I remember fitness and Ferb Nice, what do you guys talk about? A lot of stuff You almost said ship, but you're a good boy Cool buddy Hammerin' Hank, what is your radio memory of this week? My radio memory this week Oh no I cough a lot because I'm down in a stupid cough right now You always are Anyway, my radio memory this week is when I started at Q102 which is a hip hop station in San Francisco recording public service announcements I didn't know that you were at Q102 Yep You're a gangster dude I was only there for a year and a half then I was like because that prick L.

Roy Smith Yeah, he's a douchebag, he looks like a corporate moron I know, he is a moron, he let me go He said that it was because of budget cuts But the truth is he just wanted to get rid of me And look at him now, he's some guy working somewhere but he's a douche Hammerin' Hank, any other radio memories? Yes Sup The day I went to Gwen Stefani concert for 1A4NINE back in 2007 Did you get to meet her? That's the last concert I ever attended Did you get to meet her? What? Did you get to meet Gwen Stefani?

Nope That sucks She would be so nice to you, she's such a cutie pie Any other memories? Cutie pie Go That's it for this week Hammerin' Hank, if I hit the music, are you ready for jokes? Yeah Let me hit the music Hank's joke hitting like a thumper from the trunk Punch lines cracking louder than a cat No punk, Ryan, Hoppe, Ryan, shotgun with oak Dropping these last crew, never going broke It's a Hammerin' Hank show, keeping it raw Jokes sharper than a blade, cutting through the saw Every segment fire, humor like a burn Tune in for the laughs, watch the tables Alright Hank, what are your jokes this week? Why did I go to the gym today? Why?

So I could walk in, look around, and leave before I peeped too early Next How did you know you're getting older? How? When you hurt yourself sleeping Do it every night Why did I try eating healthy this week? Why? Because I forgot Mazurok sticks assisted Oh they're so good What's the most exciting part about being an adult?

Finding a really good parking spot Next Why am I bad at saving money? Why are you bad at saving money? Because every time I open the food delivery app, it suddenly thinks I'm rich Next What's my favorite part of the day? What? Taking out my shoes and realizing I survived That's me every day Why don't I chase women?

Why? Because I get out of the breath of the hallway through the parking lot That was funny Why do I love cancel plans so much? Why do you cancel plans so much? Because staying home is undefeated Why was I excited to buy a vacuum? Because apparently that's what happens when you become an adult And finally Why did I go to bed early and still wake up tired?

Why? Because life likes to keep things interesting And that's it for the jokes Oh Hanky, you can't hear it but you'll hear it after Oh we got some church music going on How the hell is church going? Extremely good Pastor Dino led a sermon last week How is that? Talks about his time in the Philippines And really a lot of verses in the Bible What's your favorite verse in the Bible? For God so loved the world that he gave his only forgotten son So whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life Oh hell yeah What else is going on in church?

We're wrapping up the book of James this week And my pastor John will have surgery That's good I just got attacked sorry I was not paying attention That was rude of me Hammerhead Hank I'm playing the music right now Hammerhead Hank what do you think of the NBA playoffs? NBA playoffs? I know the Warriors won last night I was watching the game The Braddys Clippers Yeah bro I didn't Now you're lucky you're on the west coast so it's earlier I didn't get to bed until 2 30 I was watching it Okay Okay no I'm saying Stephen Curry and Draymond Green who we've been very critical of Last night bro he had some of the best defense I've seen him do in seven years So shout out to Draymond Shout out to Stephen Curry Hell yeah and Al Horford he kept hitting those threes That's the humiliating defense tomorrow to secure a spot in the NBA playoffs I'm sad I'm not going to be able to watch that game I have to go to the airport at 5am because my mom scheduled an early morning airplane Boom that's interesting That's not that interesting Hammerhead Hank did you watch the Hornets game? Charlotte Hornets to tie the game they had Colby Wyatt hit the three and then Lamello Ball got the game winner and my family's from North Carolina I'm upside That was the number one playing sports center It was pretty sick Hammerhead Hank what are your old TV show memories? Watching the old solid go TV show way back in the 1980s What was that show like?

I like the solid go dancers the music performance And my favorite music performance on solid go is you know when Al Frank and Tom Davis I started in my life Then Perry's song under my thumb I've never heard that but it's wait sorry Sorry I'm getting a text message I'm being terrible today I am so sorry I'm dude I have to get a I have to get a cat sitter That's it Wait one second give me a second one one one second actually No fuck actually I have someone else I thought it was that person my bad so I applied to have a cat sitter Hank And there's a website called Rover and I applied for it and I sent an invite to like six different People so there's all these random numbers because they don't give you the actual number I used to add call rover went on went on vacation to Kansas yeah because my dad wouldn't let us Take our dogs with us yeah it's it's great but the uh the problem with it Is the fact that that um you sign up and you send an invite to like five people and you don't know Which person is which so this girl just texted me and I thought it was somebody else so that is on my bed Let's get back on track Hammerin' Hank what is your Disney what is your Disney channel memory My Disney channel memories is when I started watching the two show Sydney to the max What was that like it's about a junior high girl You know they didn't hurt life away you love your Disney channel yep What do you like so much about Disney channel they have a lot of family quality programming That's good I love I think the verbs Sydney to the max wooly super kitties Did you um like the show back then or I mean did you like uh the Buzz Lightyear show when it was on Yes it was so good I hate that it's not on Disney+ That sucks yeah because they actually don't own it it was made by a third party and Disney doesn't claim it So absolutely riveting stuff Hank am I being a good host today Yes you are I'm trying Hammerin' Hank I feel like I'm boring you I'm not boring you right Nope that's good Hammerin' Hank that's good now do you have a music trivia Yes let me hit the music for pop culture a trivia all right I know Pop trivia questions yeah no lying got my mind sharp like a blade that's flying They asking those questions got my brain frying Hammerin' Hank's got the mic up high Pop hits playing to the end of the sky gotta keep it real can't let it slide Answers in my head can't let them hide pop trivia yeah we bringing the heat What do you have those hits what Who had the top ten hit record peaceful easy feeling way back in 1972 Steely Dan Nope Degos Next that's it for music trivia uh Hank who sang the song holiday in or rapped Chingy yes sir let me think of another one who rapped the song get money in 1997 I don't know the last person to be interviewed by the The Doghouse Hell yeah the Taurus PIG bro Biggie Smalls yes sir you're right who sang the song um I got nothing else I'm out of it let me think uh hit him up style in 2001 Blue can trout hell yeah who sang the song uh call me maybe Carly Rae Jepsen Who sang the song party in the USA Miley Cyrus Who's the last person you jacked off to Sabrina Carpenter Hell yeah I did it the Pornhub uh Hammerin' Hank we have a comment here Do you have any listener comments Nope We have one here that says Hank you are an absolute warrior and I am proud of you Continuing the fight that is known as radio so we have a fan for you you're doing a good job You're killing it Hammerin' Hank I'm gonna hit the buddy music and then I'll point to you Let me turn it up in the club all right right now Yo tune into the show it's Hammerin' Hank Autistic genius always keeping it dank Henry Ochs on the mic hot rod and shotgun Roll call for the buddies we just having some fun Buddy of the week who gon get the crown Hank bringing smiles shut the haters down On the airwaves we breaking the code street wise vibes on this radio All right Hank survive what do you have for buddy of the week Deathly Christian Boss who works for the disaster roasters Hell yeah roasters He's giving me the he's trying to give me the same national anthem I won the roasters games this upcoming season and then you're singing it at what So you're already singing it at another team right Stocks and Ports on the 28th a 28th of April Yep tickets on sale right now at stocks and ports.com Good job buddy any other buddies in a week That's it Hammerin' Hank this is going to be an epic one but let me hit the music Are you ready for brick in the news Yes All your lies there ain't no place to hide Henry Ryan dropping facts and truth bombs this ain't a sitcom more like gorilla I will give you the floor. Who is your prick in the news? Definitely Otis Day Now Otis Day is a guy who's done Green Bay radio for about 30 years and he made a parody account Of a rival in his market who is a female and was harassing her and posting pictures of her and her Without the consent and then got fired from their kiss of him up there. What do you think of that loser? That was definitely sex Big time.

What do you think is the douchiest part about the guy that looks like a thumb? He looks like a thug to me a thug Yeah, I think it looks like Hit me at the crossroads crossroads crossroads Right Okay, I'm rapping I'm doing bone tugs in harmony That bit I'll do whatever I want Hammerin' Hank, what do you think of bullies like otis day that always have to be douchebags? They suck What do you think's wrong with them? Do you think they're mentally ill? Do you think they're idiots?

I mean they're bastards If you could tell otis day one thing because I'll tag him on social media Describe to him how much of a douchebag he is I would say you're a douchebag. You're a prick And I'm glad you're on the radio because of the incident that occurred Uh, could you ever forgive otis day or are you done with that? I'm done I have no room for bullies It's one thing to have a radio war but when you're posting other pictures of people and not even responding to my videos You're a liar. You're a failure and a coward and um, you can't always trust reddit But from what I've read you walk around green bay like you think you're the hottest thing You are What's up? You know, uh, that's right I know I'm right.

I'm always right. Not at all. Uh otis day I hope you have Go to hell What would your church think otis day He sucks big time he needs some gibus. I mean jesus in his life otis day Put on a hat you look like a thumb Uh Hammerin' Hank anything else You know, this is our 50th episode the Hammerin' Hank show Ryan Hoppe what do you think about that Extremely good here's to another 500 more episodes. Oh jeez if we live that long Hammerin' Hank Anything else on your mind?

That's it. All right Hammerin' Hank Let me do this real quick Let me turn on this music I'll get the club going Hank what did you think of our 50th show? It was extremely good. What was your favorite part? The jokes Calling out What's up The buddy in the week and calling out that loser otis day That's right Hammerin' Hank next week I might be able to record on wednesday.

Could wednesday possibly work That'll work just fine, buddy Okay, it's 50 50 because I'm gonna be in chicago, but if I can find time We'll do it. If not, we'll have to wait two weeks, but I'll try to make it happen. Okay All right, buddy Yeah, sign us off and now you log off of zoom bye hank Yeah, yo Yo Yeah, yo mike crackle Hammerin' Hank on the tackle autistic mind sharper than a bone chilling shackle Henry Ochs with the hops ryan hop in the spot radio waves hitting hard like a chef with the pot farewell hammering Hank got to close up the show legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior always running the glow, but all good things gotta let the curtain go slow Spitting truth with his unique grind thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the line ryan on the mike henry's rhythm divine They the blueprint every beat they design Static in the speakers where the laughter used to ride hank led the show with that beautiful pride autism didn't stop him not amplified Hammering hank forever immortalized farewell hammering hank gotta close up the show legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior always running the glow, but all good things gotta let the curtain go slow radio go never ghost He a host with the sauce Henry Ochs and ryan hop lightning never lost puzzle piece crown man. This dude was the boss city Mr. Voice, that's the ultimate cost I Farewell hammering hank gotta close up the show legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior always running the glow, but all good things gotta let the curtain go slow Radio gate never ghost he a host with the sauce Henry Ochs and ryan hop lightning never lost puzzle piece crown Man, this dude was the boss city mr.

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