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Book 60 days in advance on 7 plus days. Select homes only. Hey, Hammerin' Hank. If I hit the music... Hey, everybody.

What's up, bud? Let me turn on the mic. I'm so hot today. Hammerin' Hank, if I hit the music, would you be ready to start the show? Yes, buddy.

Let's go. You're listening to the Hammerin' Hank Show with Henry Oakes and Ryan Hoppe. What's up, Hammerin' Hank? How are you? How the heck are you doing, buddy?

I'm doing good, dude. I am feeling very alive. I just laid out at the pool and went swimming, so I feel great. I feel good, too. I've been trying to take care of myself a little more and start working out more.

I got a little fat between... Every year, Hank, between October 31st being Halloween through New Year's Eve, I gain weight. And then January, I have to gain it back. I have to earn it back. So, I got a little fat recently.

Mm-hmm. It sucks. What's up? Tell me about it. Yeah.

How are you doing, man? How's everything? Pretty good. What's going on with you? Anything particular?

Well, I'm learning how to do stuff at Hot 97.7 as well as KCRA. Yes. Hot 97.7 is the affiliate of the Hammerin' Hank Show and Hoppe Hour, and you host your solo shift on KCRA. That's correct. What's going on with KCRA?

Anything exciting? I can't wait to get on this semester. When does that begin? So, that's the start of last week, but we're waiting to get the schedules. Well, if anybody from KCRA is listening to my voice right now, you have yourself a freaking legend known as Henry Ochs, AKA Hammerin' Hank.

Hey, buddy. You're quite welcome, and I'm just talking you up. Anybody listening to KCRA? I do this show from the bottom of my heart because I believe in Hank and so should you. Hammerin' Hank, you were very active on social media this week, sending me clips of the The Doghouse with JV & Elvis.

Yes. Now, I have two clips here that we'll play. First one is Hank Loves the Listeners or Hank's Interview. Because for people out there that are listening to me because they know who I am but don't know you from your previous radio days, I want to give them kind of a flavor, a little taste of Hammerin' Hank on the biggest show ever in San Francisco being the The Doghouse with JV & Elvis. The Doghouse!

What? The Doghouse! What? That's great. Hammerin' Hank, which one should I play?

Hank's Interview first or should I play Hank Loves the Listeners? The interview first, buddy. All right, let's do it right now. Let me hear you call Elvis a dickweed. Dickweed.

What? Well, we're just having, you know what? What? What did you call me? Nothing.

Okay. It's just radio. I want to do... All right, let me hear you practice the questions. Pretend I'm the guy.

Hello? Yes, it's a who. Let's start. What's his name? What's...

Roger Love. Roger Love, okay. Hello? Hey, it's Roger Love there. This is him.

Hi, how are you doing today? Good. It's Roger Love. Who is this? Hammerin' Hank.

Okay. It's Roger Love, your real name. It sounds geeky. Well, I'm sorry, but that's my name. I know what, my mom can seem like a motherfucker.

Uh-huh. But can I wait? Why? Does it ruin your voice when you smoke? Hold on, wait a minute.

You know what? My mom can sing like a motherfucker, but okay. You don't have to rush. Don't rush. Next question.

Yeah, don't fire them, Hank. Slow down a little bit. That's a real... And after every answer go, hmm, that's interesting. Remember, after every answer, hmm, that's interesting.

Because I like to smoke a lot of dick. That's interesting. Jesus. You produced Hanson, right? Right.

They suck my dis-neck. You forgot to go, hmm, that's interesting. Hmm, that's interesting. Okay. They suck my dis-neck.

Right. Have you ever made a retard sound great? No, I haven't. Hmm, that's interesting. I like to learn how...

You didn't say, hmm, that's interesting. Hmm, that's interesting. Uh-huh. I want to learn how to sing so I can get a lot of bitches. Uh-huh.

Well, that's great. I think we can do that for you. Listen to me sing. Forever, we will always be together. Forever.

Hmm, that's interesting. Okay. Is he going to be able to do this? Yeah, take your time, Hank. And listen to what he says.

Listen to what his answers are. If you have to ask another question or you want to ask another... Okay. Make sure we all have paper and pen for listening. Yeah.

Are you ready to do this, Hank? Ready. I want you to shock and amaze all the listeners. Okay. This is your interview.

This is your time to shine. This is big time, Hank. Say yeah. Yeah. Say hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Hail the motherfuck yeah. Hail the motherfuck yeah. All right, here we go. Roger Love here.

Hi, is Roger Love there? It's Roger Love here. This is Hammerin' Hank from All 94.9 Radio in San Francisco. How are you doing today? All right, how are you doing?

Hmm, that's interesting. Is Roger Love your real name? Yes, it is. It sounds geeky. My father's name was Leon Love.

I was born into the love. You know what? My mom can't sing like a motherfucker, but I can't. Why? Well, have you tried to sing?

Yes, I have. What happens when you try to sing? Well, I don't know. I sound like a... I don't know.

Why can't I sing? Can you say that word you just said on the radio? Does it ruin your voice like you smoke? When you smoke... Does it ruin your voice when you smoke?

Absolutely. It doesn't necessarily ruin it, but it makes the vocal cords a lot more dry. When you smoke, it goes right to where the vocal cords are, and it eats up all of the natural moisture that sits on the vocal cords. That's interesting, because I smoke a lot of dick. Who is this?

Hammerin' Hank. You produce Tansen, right? Yeah. That's interesting. They suck a lot of Diznik.

Is this Hank? Yeah. So, talk to me. Have you ever made a retard sound great? Is this a pre-interview?

Is this a normal pre-interview? Alani, I want... Talk to me in your normal voice. I want to learn to sing so I can get a lot of bitches. Listen to me sing.

Forever, we will always be together. You and I will be forever. Hank, what radio station is this? This is Wild 94-9. Where are you at?

We're in San Francisco. So, let's talk. Let's talk real. Okay. So, my colleague here...

Mind your own damn business. Alright, what's this coop? What kind of pussy are you? Yeah! Hank, great interview, buddy!

Whoa! Good job, Hank. That was really interesting. How mad were they after you did that prank call? Very, very good.

No, no, no, no, Hank. Listen to me. After that segment was done, did the Roger guy reach out? Were they mad that you guys did that segment? I think so.

Were there ever times that you guys did a prank call and you would hear about it afterwards and get in trouble? Not really. Not really? That's good. That's because that was the 90s and those are the old days.

We will play the other segment to end the show. Okay. Hammerin' Hank, if I hit the music, are you ready for jokes? Neat. Let's go.

Let me turn it up. Alright, Hank, what's happening? You started going to the gym for my mental health? Yeah. Now I'm depressed and sore.

I don't have trust issues. Yeah. I have experience. Nice. My phone lasts longer than most modern relationships.

Uh-huh. And that's saying something. I try meditation, but it turns out my inner peace needs Wi-Fi. Nice. I know when people say, money can't buy happiness.

Oh, when Vimo, me and let's test this theory. Will you Vimo me and test the theory? Nice. Next. I don't overthink.

I just think aggressively. I'm not antisocial. I'm slightly exhausted. They say you're beautiful. Be yourself.

However advice, have you met me? Uh-huh. I start drinking more water for my health. Nice. Now I just pay confidence.

Hilarious. And I believe in karma. Uh-huh. That's why I don't argue anymore. I let life finish people off.

I love it. Thank you, buddy. Is that it? That's it for the jokes. Oh, Hanky.

How was church today? It was good. We're currently studying the book of James. What's that like? If Jesus, if God was fat, we will all go to hell.

That's what the pastor said. Wait, what did the pastor say? If God was fat, we will all go to either heaven or hell. If God was fat? Fair.

Oh, I thought you said fat. No, fair. Do you think God's fat? No. What do you think God looks like?

I don't know. What do you talk to God about? About my issues and my career and my dad's health. Yeah. What does God say back?

He says, dad is on his way to heaven soon. Yes. What else does God say? God's taught me to do the right stuff. What are some of the...

I'll say you got the right stuff. Hell yeah. What are the right things you've been doing? Going to church more, going to school, doing some chores. What chores do you do, Hank?

I do... Get the coffee maker set for tomorrow, get the dog stuff ready for this evening, and also make dad's bed, make my bed. Nice. How's Morphette, your sister? Pretty good.

What's she been up to? She still works for the Alameda County. How's that going? Very good. Hanky, if there's one thing you learned from church today to wrap up this church segment, what was it?

To be an even nicer person. Oh yeah. You can't hear it because we're on Zoom, but I'm playing the NFL music. The person listening in the future knows the outcome already, but right now the Broncos are up 7-0. Hank, what do you think about the NFL playoffs?

NFL playoffs? They suck because the Chiefs aren't in there this year. Did you see they brought back their offensive coordinator, Eric Biannimi? That's cool. Maybe the Chiefs will be better next year.

Oh yeah, 100%. They never should have brought in that loser known as Mad Naggy. I agree. Last week, the Bears lost and that was soul-crushing for me. Crushed my heart.

It crushed my heart too. Thanks, bud. It's because you're a friend. Now, who do you think is going to win, even though it's already in the future, but who's going to win, Patriots or Broncos? The Broncos and the Seahawks.

Caw! Caw! Go Seahawks, right? Yep. Cameron and Hank, if you were a quarterback, what team would you want to play on?

Definitely the Chiefs. Would you get all the girls if you were on the Chiefs? Maybe, maybe not. You'd be quite the hit. Cameron and Hank, if I hit the music, are you ready for pop music trivia?

Yes. Let me hit it. Alright, Hank, what do you got for me? I have one trivia question this week. Who had the top ten hit record all you wanted back in 2002?

Michelle Branch. That's correct. Hell yeah! I got it! I got it!

Wow, you got one in my age range of when I was alive. Hank, I got one for you. Yes. Who sang the song, Call Me Maybe in 2012? Marlene Rae Jepsen.

Yes, sir. Who sang the song, Breathing in 2014? I don't know. Jason Derulo! Jason Derulo.

I never heard that song before. Look up Breathing Later. My favorite Jason Derulo song is What You Say. You got to look up Breathing Later. I stumped you.

I got you. I beat you. Just busting your balls. Usually, I'm the one getting the wrong answers. How do you not know Breathing, bro?

You got to only miss me when I'm breathing. That's what Jason Derulo sounds like. Hammerin' Hank, it says here, what have you learned since 2016? I learned how to do, first off, I learned how to do autism PSAs. I got to give a big shout out to my buddy, my late buddy, that is.

Doug Benderfer. Let me do this. Yes, sir. Hammerin' Hank, let me see if I can make a magic happen right now. I'm going to play one of your PSAs so people can hear the magic of it, okay?

Okay, babe. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a condition known as autism. That's right.

It's a condition, not a disease. Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People with autism normally have difficulties in verbal and non-verbal communication skills, social interactions, and leisure activities. In a recent study, people with autism are less likely to have a job and more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends and family, having a college education.

I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honored personality for many years. Always remember that people with autism want the same things as you, to be happy and successful. To find out more about autism, please contact the local mental health center or visit Autism. This is Hammerin' Hank, and I appreciate your kindness. You're listening to The Hammerin' Hank Show with Henry Ochs and Ryan Hoppe.

Hammerin' Hank, what else have you learned from 2016? I'm going to know music more and also to be a better radio announcer. You can always improve. Hammerin' Hank, what are your MySpace moments, it says here? MySpace moments?

MySpace kind of sucked because I was bullied a lot on MySpace. What about your fucking losers? Who is bullying you? Yep. MySpace is a loser website.

Who is bullying you? What's their name? I'll go beat them up. Strangers. Strangers?

People who don't know me. I know what that is. Were they anonymous? Yep. Losers!

How does it feel to have a Hanks' color that you'll ever be, bitch? That's what I gotta say. No. Hammerin' Hank. Because I'm on Facebook and it's much better.

Yeah, you got a lot of fans on Facebook. Although sometimes I don't like how people talk to you like that guy the other day when you were like saying you want to sing the national anthem again. And he's like, well, buddy, I think you need to learn or I think you need to film what it would be like. It's like, bitch, you've already performed twice. I didn't like that guy's energy.

I had stuck up for you, Hank. Thank you, buddy. I got your back, Hank. I always do. Hammerin' Hank, if I hit the music, you ready for Buddy of the Week if I hit the music?

Yes. Let me go. Hi, Hammerin' Hank. Who's your Buddy of the Week? Mike Joy because he's celebrating his 47-47 years of announcing NASCAR races on Fox.

Mike Joy? Yeah. Man, I need you to do something for me. Try to get me to become a NASCAR fan because to me, it's just cars driving around in a circle. You know, tell me.

It should become NASCAR fan, Buddy. Why? What's so good about NASCAR? Because it's competition. Yeah, it is.

It's annoying. You can't hear it because you're on Zoom, but I'm playing the sound of NASCAR. And it's loud. All my family in North Carolina likes it, though. So maybe I'm missing out, you know?

My sister Shannon, my brother-in-law Bill likes NASCAR. What are their favorite NASCAR drivers? My favorite NASCAR drivers is I have the Bernard Jr., which is my dad's racer. My racer, though, Kyle Busch, Kyle Larson. That's cool.

I have to read the names. I used to have to board up NASCAR on the radio. Have you ever heard NASCAR on the radio? No, I haven't. You want me to do an impersonation of it?

Yeah. Kyle Larson goes to the right, and then Kyle Larson goes to the right, and then he goes to the right. Or I think it's left. And then he goes to the left. And then he goes to the left.

And then we got the pit stop commercial break. And then we go to the left. And then we go to the left. Same fucking thing. It's better to watch it.

God, I used to board up it. And then the radio station I worked at was like, why are we in last place on the weekend? Because you're airing the sound that no one can really watch. Oh my God, it drove me nuts. And then my program director, who claimed I'd never make it on radio, never called the satellite to settle or to set up NASCAR.

So this job so that I would literally have to call and they're like, but you're not the program director. But I ain't complaining. My critics, my critics, presented that I would last less than six months in radio. And they can go fuck themselves. That was back in 1996.

Ha ha. Look at you. You've been doing radio as long as I've been alive and even longer. You've worked with Mad Kyle and JV & Elvis and Ryan Hoppe. You made it.

Proud of you. Hey buddy. That was a little dramatic. Haver and Hank, if I hit the music, are you ready for Prick of the Week? Yes.

Let me turn it up in the club. What up Hank? Who's your Prick of the Week? I played the Uvalde police officer during the Zollas and also the jury who courted him. I was not doing enough to prevent the massacre that occurred three years ago.

Yeah. So for people that don't know, in Uvalde, Texas, it was one of the million school shootings we've had in this country. And there was a cop that pretty much did nothing and allowed it to happen. And he got charged with like 27 counts of different stuff. He was acquitted of all of them.

Exactly. And I did a rant about it on my show. It's on my YouTube page. Absolutely ridiculous that he got off once again. It's an example of cops.

It's an example of pigs getting away with whatever. Cops claim that this country has a gang problem. But guess what? Cops are a gang as well. The good cops are not the bad.

Here's the problem, Hank. There are a ton of good cops out there. There's no denying that, Hank. But Hank, you know what the problem is? What?

The good cops are not in charge. The bad cops are the ones that lead the department. The bad cops are the ones that run things. So you can go all you want. Oh, there's good cops out there, but they ain't leading the charge.

The bad cops are the ones that are the lieutenants. That's the problem. My thoughts and prayers are out with the victims and their families. I'm very glad you said that. A father, a son, a Holy Spirit.

Let's say a prayer. Okay. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, whatever. Henry and Hank, it says here, you write this every weekend. I love this.

Anything else I can think of? Is there anything else in the mind of Henry Ochs? Yes. I was shopping safely at my sister's survey yesterday. And the line was extremely long.

But we met a good checker. I forget her name, but she was a very, very good checker and a bagger named Daniel. Was Daniel cute? No, he was making groceries like he was supposed to. It was a guy?

Yeah. Did they know who you are? Your radio legend? Nope. I just said radio legend.

I just made up a word legend. I don't know what that means. Do you ever get recognized in public? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. When's the last time you got recognized in public?

I put on a few weeks ago. What's it like? What's the conversation like? Hey, Hammerin' Hank, what's it like? Too many to name right now.

Whoa, you're so famous that you can't even, I need to get on that level of Henry Ochs that you're so famous that you can't do that. That's why you're a legend. I'm just kidding. Anything else? That Hammerin' Hank today was a good show.

Oh, that was good. Can you believe that we've done 38 shows? Yes, I do. Our show is going to go through a midlife crisis. It's almost 40.

I get it. Hammerin' Hank, did you go through a midlife crisis when you turned 40? Not really. That's good. Hammerin' Hank, I'm going to end the show by playing the clip, Hank Loves the Listeners.

But first, before we do that, anything else? I want to give a big shout out to my sisters, James Smith, my dad, my dog, Marley, my best human friend, Mikey, all my buddies at the C.V. First Church in Castor Valley, all my buddies in the J.E.V. Show Fan Army, all my buddies at the Rush Time News, the Modesto Beat and the Greybaird Tribune, and all my buddies at Trimble College. And I hope to see you back here next week.

Peace in your hood. Coming up next is the best of Hank, along with my appearance on the J.E.V. show 12 years ago. Bye Hank. I'll talk to you soon.

Peace in your hood. What are you doing? I think that this line is bright lead. Bright lead? Whoa.

Bright red. I don't get it. He thought that you were taking a phone call there. We're all just kicking it. Yeah, I know.

We're killing it. Don't! Don't! I don't like to talk to the listeners. They make me mad.

Yeah. They're upsetting. Some listeners, they do bother me, but others are cool. Which ones bother you? Just want to demand t-shirts and stuff.

That's all of them. That's why they all bother me. Because they all feel like you owe them something. Dorsal monsters are real cool. Name one.

Michelle. Nope. I know, I love all four listeners regardless. Why do you want to be regardless? Get over it.

Yeah. It's about ratings. That's all it's ever been about. Not forged in relationships with a listener. Okay?

Alright. Going out there with a smile on the toothless face and, you know, saying, hi, I'm really glad to meet you. That's a crock. What is it? Yeah, it is.

Get over it. Learn what it's about. Bottom line is the dollar. Right. I used to take sales classes when I was a chabot.

Well, they didn't work. They didn't take. You're right, Elvis. I flunked. Great.

Doghouse, good morning. Hi. How's it going? Glad to know that I'm listeners. Crack!

Hello. Pardon me? What do you want? Oh, nothing. I just called to tell you guys that I'm a new listener.

Bless you. Thank you. And I really like your show. I've never really been able to listen in the mornings and everybody was just talking about it and I just enjoy hearing it. So I just wanted to tell you good job.

Keep it up. Thanks a lot. Thank you, sweetheart. What's your name anyway? My name is Monica.

You know our sense of humor, right? We're just screwing around. Just messing around. Just having fun, right? Yeah, having fun.

You need to have fun. Absolutely. Especially during the week. Cool. Hang on one second.

I'm going to send you something, okay? All right. Use condom. From me and my mother. What?

I don't mean it was like mine. My dad used it first. Okay, whatever. No, it's like hand me down. Second hand.

Great. Turn it inside out. I can't play that because of copyright. Now it's time for my appearance on the JV Show 12 years ago. How time flies.

The JV Show. 12 and 49 of A's. Number one here in the JV Show. Happy Wednesday to you. I am happy sometimes to help people out.

Coming up earlier on the show we played Young Vars. How old is Young Vars? 18 years old. 18 year old Filipino rapper. I thought he was pretty good.

We played his music on the air. Now let's get to this guy Ryan. He hits me up on Twitter and says, where the hell did that go? Oh yeah. Right there, funny.

Hey JV, I was wondering if you would want to do a few drops for my two radio shows. It would be a cool way for me to come back from a break. So, Scoobasteeve, you hit this guy up. Where is he from? He's from Chicago, Illinois.

All right. Hey, thank you for finally saying Illinois. You've been saying Illinois's. I have? All morning.

Really? Yes. I didn't even notice that. Hey Ryan, good morning. What's up JV?

How's it going man? Pretty good. So, you go to the school called the Illinois Center for Radio? Yeah and I will be graduating next month so right now I'm looking for my first job in radio because I have two freelancing radio shows. You sound a lot older than 20 years old.

Are you sure you're 20? Maybe. I might be 30 then. I'm not sure yet. Ryan, because I want to ask you.

You said you've listened to JV since he was in New York eight years ago. That makes you 12. So, did that... Yeah, he's not 12. No, that made him 12 when he listened to you for the first time in New York with Elvis.

So, did you kind of like, did JV inspire you to get into radio? You've listened to talk radio since I guess age 12? Yeah, I used to listen to him back when he was in New York and I would download all of his podcasts because what I would do is I'd go to my local library and look up radio shows and I just liked what JV brought to the radio. So, he's one of the reasons why I'm going into radio right now. Oh, that's great.

Is Ryan Hope, is that your real name or is that a radio? It's Ryan Hoppe and yeah, it's just Hoppe and super rich hits, the show I have. Oh, so your name is not Ryan Hope? It's Hoppe. Oh no, because I kind of, I set something up.

Hey, you know the old... Have you seen Star Wars? Yeah. And so in Star Wars, there's this little scene. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

I was thinking this morning we could try you out with a segment called, you know, Ryan, Ryan Hope, being our only hope, but that's not even your name. Yeah, I'm not sure if that would work. No, we're going to do it anyway. I want you to give us some advice. We're going to start with me.

Do you, on your shows, you got, what's your other show on? Do you have one at the school and then where's your other radio show? Well, I have the Hoppe and super show and that airs on the edge, onair.com, at school and then I have an overnight talk show where I mix like top 40 hits from the last 10 years and then FM talk and that's on WNUR 89.3. Then I have a show called the Friday Sports Riot, from Sports Town. You don't have to promote it, no one's going to go.

No, no, no, it's fine. So, but would you mind giving, like if someone were to call up needing your advice, would you give advice? I'd love to. Alright, so we'll start with me here. This is JV.

Help me Ryan, help. You're my only hope. Here's my thing. So, my wife, Natasha, she and I, we got hammered one night and I was like, you know what? I'm going to do some role playing.

I'm going to be this guy named Mark. I told you guys about this guy. So I'm pretending to be Mark and Mark, when Mark's there, he's talking all nasty, maybe slaps her on the ass a little bit, hair pulling. I'm not that kind of guy. I'm a little more like, you know, straight laced in the bedroom.

But when we get drunk, Mark comes out. The last time we drank though, well, two things. One, my wife is not having as much sex with me, but then, but she wants to drink more and then she wants nothing to do with JV. She's like, can you get Mark? Like she don't, my wife doesn't even want to have sex with JV anymore.

Just this Mark guy. It kind of hurt my feelings a little bit. Ryan, you're my only hope. What should I do in this situation? I think you need to do what makes your wife happy.

So I think you need to be Mark, JV. I just need to turn into Mark from now on. I'm Mark. Yeah. You guys, it hurts my feelings that she wants nothing to do with JV.

This is me. This is who I am. But she wants a little more excitement. I don't think it's nothing wrong with her being honest about that. Couldn't you come up with a better name?

Mark is like, hella boring. It was just spur of the moment. I'm not well versed in the role playing. Alright, let's get to Durell here. Help me Ryan Hope.

Get my only hope. Alright, so Ryan, I met this guy on the internet and I invited him over the same night we met. And of course we hooked up. We were physically compatible. He really enjoyed my company.

I invited him over a second time. We did the same thing. But this time he told me he had a friend. And so I was like, you know, okay, whatever. So I haven't heard from the guy since.

No text messages, no emails. What do you mean a friend, Durell? I want to get this straight. So he said, I have another friend besides you? Exactly.

Oh, okay. So I haven't heard from the guy since. No text messages, no phone calls, no emails, Ryan. So should I continue to pursue this situation or just kind of leave it alone for what it is? If this guy doesn't want to be with you, Durell, then move on from him.

He sounds like a douche. I love Ryan. I do too. Okay, Ryan. Appreciate your honesty, buddy.

Yeah, just some good honest opinions here. All right. So Ryan, you wanted me to do like drops for you. What are you looking for? Be like, hey, what's up?

This is JV from Wellwood 94.9 in San Francisco. And you're listening to the Hoppe and Super Show. Just things like that. Okay. You know what I mean?

All right. Let me see if I can do one here. Yo, what up? JV listening to the Who and What Show? Hoppe and Super Face.

And I just had sex with Hoppe's sister. Would that work, Ryan? That's a bit weird, but I might have to make it work. That's all I can give you, dude. I'm sorry.

You're just starting out. Don't ask for too much. No, I'm just kidding. Ryan, off the air, I'm going to talk with you. I'm going to give you whatever you want.

I'm super happy that you listened to me at age 12 and were like, hey, this is what I want to do and that you still reached out and are into the show and want me to help you. I'd be glad to do that. Okay. Sounds good. Thank you, JV.

Okay. Man, do they have the worst, most annoying voices in Illinois? I was going to say that. Or is it Boston? Bobby's world.

Boston's pretty bad too, though, JV. Boston, Illinois, or Canada or Minnesota? Yeah, I don't like Minnesota. Or Illinois? Boston guys sound sexy, though.

I don't know what you're talking about. Are you serious? The Hammerin' Hank Show. Yeah. Yo.

Yo. Yo. Yo. Mike Crackle, Hammerin' Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than a bone-chilling shackle.

Henry Oates with the hops, Ryan Hopped in the spot. Radio waves hitting hard like a chef with a bot. Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior always running the glow.

But all good things gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial, spitting truth with his unique grind. Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the line. Ryan on the mic, Henry's rhythm divine. They the blueprint, every beat they design.

Static in the speakers where the laughter used to ride. Hank bled the show with that beautiful pride. Autism didn't stop him, not amplified. Hammerin' Hank forever immortalized. Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the show.

Legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior always running the glow. But all good things gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio go, never ghost. He a host with the sauce.

Henry Oates and Ryan Hopped, platinum never lost. Puzzle piece crown, man this dude was the boss. City missed the voice, that's the ultimate cause. Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow.

Autism warrior always running the glow. But all good things gotta let the curtain go slow. All good things gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio gate, never ghost. He a host with the sauce.

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